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first for i love her
for some reason i thought mothi didnt post anymore
she is blinking normally??
mothi is so good at talking nonstop
kinda like you blood always YAPPIN
sorry man i didnt mean that
I might not be awake for the exact birthday but here's a quintessential funky tok.
Happy brithday nekochen!
happy nekoversary :D
im back home too
officially the first post of the 2nd year of neko.
i have fixed the username detection lets go
No but fr it was very strange, it's good that I've looked at it in another browser because I have no idea how my post would come out half baked if I just clicked done.
Pissing on your lip its perfect....
Ewww... That's not how the song goes.
I dreamt that Boni had released a tok that was 171 TB large and 6h31min long, she had made a compilation of every single tok that was filmed in her house from every creator and stuff
Idk what order they were in, possibly chronological (because it wasnt lined up by creator) but I remember seeing at least 2 abbles toks filmed in Bonis bedroom
>Get notification that there is a new post from a tokker
>Click it
>"This video is not available as it is marked as friends only"
so true bestie
darkest outfit ive ever seen silica wear
>>40024 #
She looks like else a bpd nightmare or the cutest girl, and since I would theoretically be willing to find out the answer is yes.
rule 5 offender above me, gonna report him to the Nekochen Authoritarian Society
Should I apply for the sales assistant job (30 hours)
#8ball (No)
Phew, 8ball saved me from that disaster.
I am once again rotting away
6 inches of snow outside
6 inches of something else inside haha winky face haha winky face haha winky face
I wish
shes looking a little much like a shrunken pygmy head today
>should I play solo queue? I kinda dont want to because Im so boosted
Tenshi's voice, what do we think gamers? Cute? Shrill? Annoying?
a bit grating and she talks too fast but not enough for it to be an issue
I like her laugh
>tenshit is top fragging
oh no no no no
she would be so annoying to be together with if she acted like this off stream as well
this guy watches too much anime where le hecking shy and quirky protagonist is like... totally not into you... 👉👈
bro is 9 days late 💀
>I reported someone for cheating and they put me in a tiktok
HAHHA
>i get to go home this weekend so i can play
y-you GET to go home? w-where is he currently?
ANOTHER person who gets to go home this weekend? this is so crazy
>22 is ancient
>he's almost dead
>22 is basically dead
>22 is practically in the grave
>might as well be dead
why is this person so aggressive towards being 22
imagine being older than 22
I would carry tenshi fr fr
>VandelMeister is now your friend
the fucking " i get to go home this weekend so i can play" just added her
the guy who gets to go home this weekend so that he can play just added her on valorant
HE IS HOME AND CAN PLAY
>fredfishoil messaged her to say "was afk in the bathroom can play now"
oh boy, the angriest valorant player on the planet is back
he was on a date with Soph Thands
tenshi didnt reply to fredfishoil and now she's setting up a duo with wahibibi
>two people get to go home this weekend
poggers
THIRTY?????
finally that one guy in chat can rank up after having heard what dpi and mousemat she uses
>get a pink one and youll pop off
naurrrrrr
also she clocked you its over
>chaz
>this guy is trolling
Got found out instantly m8... It's joever...
you lack the power that 15 in Charizzma gives you
I PULLED IT BACK WITH THE ESL TRICK
GOOD SAVE GOOD SAVE
you are too obvious with your trolls, gotta be chic with it
i get to go home this weekend so i can play
reply to snojas with "ja, klar?"
>it's like my roman empire
And I have shut down the stream, back to gaming.
>and he fucking typos
HELP HE KEEPS TYPING GERMAN AT ME
just ignore him
im not good enough to answer him in german and not look like a GSL (like 30% chance that whatever I type looks like real german)
>big green box
"i thought you could hide behind that safe bro"
has she played valorant before?
>this new bundle is sexy i cant lie ive been hitting heads with this bundle
>tenshi will never be hitting your head with the bundle
why live
would you let her sit on your face?
No, I odn't believe in pre-marital sex
you do believe in it you just dont have it
naurrrrr
naurrrr boniposter got fricking own zoned by der rekiking
nauuuurrrrr boniposter is a virgo???
naurrrrrrrrr
the shakes line was funnier
remove the last 4 words youre overexplaining the joke
ahahhahahh cus he s PHAT
>I could tell form the the
car be like
suspension compressed XDDDDDD
get it?
ok time to go back through neko threads and see which one of us used xd, xD, XD or Xd (any of the variations) first
if you are the 30 year old then I kneel
boomers shall inherit the emoticons Xd
>reki king owned that boni posted
>he also invented the xD
he cant stop winning
Sadly I don't have the old xfire logs that I've kept for 10 years or so and were there since I was like what, 15?, probably earlier. I wonder when was the first time I've used xD there.
>xfire
now thats a name I havent heard in a long time
last time I used xfire was when I was watching someone stream on there as I was playing on Underpass in mw2
tenshi isnt rpelying to my retarded posts anymore, it's over
ok consolepleb you had aim assist and played against women and children
factually true (I am only 1300 rapid on chess.com)
der fraudgerman
what if snojas is a girl ...
last time i added a girl on valorant she turned out to be 17, so i will not be adding people again without thoroughly checking their date of birth
I probably typed xD on skype back in 2007
>Are you a woman or a girl?
>Im just a woman Im 20 years old
>DAYUM youre Waayy too old
>>40123 #
probably but I havent had skype since like 2014 nor do I know the login details to mine so I dunno
>where are you from
"britain"
>oh im from london
"oh thats cool are you british?"
"no im a paki"
💀
What's with the Hulk Hogan fans all of a sudden?
I made the HH post as a joke, I'm not a combo. I'm just having a funny lil jokey
I'm not actually a Hulk Hogan fan.
is Hull a shithole?
I woke up in a fucking steaming mood yeah, because I live in a shithole. HULL is a fucking SHITHOLE.
why does nobody respond to me when i copy paste peoples messages
from a TROLLER
chiblee
dan gheesling, stadium status, crack open a cold one
..and ripley🤨
yeah we are just not funny. its over
that joke was funny.
You know what's even funnier? When Tenshi has non-toxic teammates, she interacts with chat. When people are racist, homophobic and trolling, she spends ALL her time giving THEM attention.
Why do good girls like bad guys?
I've had this question for a really long time
>"Im gonna go afk"
>woman starts pleading like shes being taken away from the only access to dick in the entire world
>PLEASE DON'T GO AFK PLEASE DON'T GO AFK PLEASE DON'T GO AFK
how fast would I get banned if I wrote "all that screaming made me a little excited 😊"
thats a zinger message
women unironically just want guys to be toxic assholes and they'll sit on their every word, blackpilled again because i nice maxx to women
crazy how the Bonnie Posta hasnt posted since being roflpwned earlier
I doubt she has autism ngl
she does, i took pscyhology in college i know
fr? damn thats so smart of you Im happy we have a real sciencetist on neko
LMAO SHE READ MY COMMENT 💀
AHHAHAAH
>that is the worst thing ive EVER read
is so funny
ok you win, funniest message
I should play valorant later today
>stuck in 2016
yeah it is a well known fact that valorant players arent fully developed and thats why they play valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
saying 6'5 is too obvious, maybe like 6'0 flat to sell the idea
I said 6'4 earlier and she didnt reply so i had to up the ante
>that dude is 5'5''
holy
1'65'' is actually 77'' which is 195cm tall
shouldve spent those 500 vbucks on "Make me smile" and said something corny liek "Your smile is beautiful today!"
naurr
i need to work on my neko edit and stop wasting time on ten-mid-shi
fuck, the guy thinks I mean he grows taller in the future but I meant maybe he turns to girl so he is tall 165cm girl in future its 2024 all is ok
>i hope so
tranny moment
she finally responded, it only took 5 fucking messages.
responded to what and what did she say? i just closed it
she said she was immortal and placed diamond 1
we both know she wasnt immo
what does if mean I dont know that abbreviation
if i if i recall correctly
I'm gonna go shopping, then come back and work hard on my Nekochen edit. Sorry for taking so long on the mid-shi stream, she'sactually not that mid, she's kinda cute and entertaining and unironically much better than me at the game and i
its like Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin, which is his legal name btw
hope she reads that bro and the 6'5'' comment
those 2 + the fact that she knows you are a nice guy who will treat her right she ought to duo with you now
I highlighted it and posted it in her chat, she WILL read it
I opened her stream for 2 sec and she got an ace on 2nd round vandle vs pistles
open your youtube frontpage and post the first 8 videos
>2 valorant videos (im gonna watch the woohoojin one)
>father stretch my hands (kanye west because i listened to him a lot yesterday)
>project zomboid because i was watching PZ stuff recently
before I post the image (it contains 9 videos for some reason) actually ill just post them it makes no sense to type all that shit out anyways
dunno why it thinks im ever going to weatch video 3, 5, 6, 7 or 8 (again)
>>40187 #
had a phone call
>inb4 it's just 9 of the worst videos ever seen by nekokind
I've gotten dressed,left my house, at the vus stop and he's still typing...
Ah I am sorry in that case please except my apology
the only youtube content ive been watching these past few days is DayZ standalone videos, actually really interesting
>>40192 #
That must be it, my youtube algo has been mysteriously connected with my soulmateneko in the past so it would be a reasonable explanation
I meant it. I never was a kotoposter. I preferred more interesting tokkers like silica.cant.cook and stardustcos and genuine.cos
freezy fingers on the neko above me
man when I told you that maybe its time to find a new tokker, how did you end up finding another butters ugly man
you are GAY
I made genuine.cos up, is it a dude?
yes
looks exactly like how you like them too
Post he
He's... yeah....
you are not dodging the allegations brother
I prefer Shrivix
Shrimple as
Haha that's funny because Shrivix
>>40185 #
Lmao I've got Steve too.
I've never clicked on any of those "playlist amalgamations" but youtube keeps pushing it. So I guess except for the last one it's stuff I watch (even if occasionally) and music discovery which is apt since I've been watching new music videos recently.
>>40192 #
You're probably joking but I think youtube algo genuinely might connect some accounts together (for example me and my friends) because it keeps pushing stuff that's not very related to our specific interests to us together as a group. Or it might be a big coincidence from time to time, either or.
>>40212 #
Thats possibly because you guys connect to the same internet connection and it helps facilitate algo-messages to each other, thats why you can end up getting ads for products that other people talk about out loud (its because they have been searching said thing up recently)
it also assumes you get ads which I doubt anyone who browses a site like this still gets in 2024 but the algo for recommendations works roughly the same so its applicable
I cant stop listening to brazilian funk songs about distasteful and naughty subjects I cannot mention lest I want to end up in heck
>>40213 #
>same internet connection
Not the case but I get the gist of it. We are on the other hand subscribed to each other mutually and we share a lot of links between each other over messages.
>>40215 #
if its on tiktok then yeah, Im pretty sure you share algos with people you mutual and send stuff to
I found that out somewhat when I made a 2nd account to make a "ttg" algo fyp a few years back, followed my normal account and then it slowly died by getting more and more smitten by my normal algo, wasnt until I made a new one and didnt follow myself that it held its own sovereignty
You know which tokker I miss?
>>40218 #
I'm not clicking this one, but the sniper 5 rapier video was pretty fun tbh.
>>40219 #
Yea I know about tiktok algo being much more sensitive than youtube, it is on youtube and it doesn't happen all the time but it happens often enough for us to notice that we get same videos recommended especially if it's something only one of us would maybe watch.
>>40221 #
strange, have no clue about youtube algo sharing like that since they dont have built in trackers in the links nor an on-site messaging system but I have had a very intertwined youtube front page with another neko just out of sheer coincidence before
>>40222 #
Well we do watch our videos on our main accounts so "no tracking" means squat since it's probably saving history anyway even if you turn it off.
Is tenshu still streaming? I'm on my way home and hope I didn't miss much
Alright, I'm back. Time to work on a nekochen edit to surpass metal gear.
I opened AE like 5 hours ago and I havent done a single thing
Im not just putting presents and effects on something so I need an actual software
>>40230 #
I had an idea for a video but I kinda lost my mind's eye on how I wanted the video to look so now I cant finish it
I have different things I could include pop into my mind but I dont know if they will fit nor do I have the bodily autonomy to actually try it to find out, hence why I have done nothing in 5 hours
im being vague but I can show on stream some time if I figure out how
Might just have to sit on it in your head and let the process work itself out
its been sitting and slowcooking for like over a month, idea has been around for like 2.5 months
at the point where the video is in terms of progress now its been for about 10
days
Yeah I don't have any advice, sorry :/
dont think its a case solvable in that way unfortunately
think its just me being a perfectionist but simultaenously having committed to digging myself into a narrative I cannot finish the way I want it but being too stubborn to scrap it and start fresh
Have you tried setting yourself a firm deadline like it's a uni assignment? Maybe that'll get your head spurred into action
I did that in the start of january and managed to get to the point where I am now but I fear that ability has a one-time use with a long cooldown, especially now that I dont have anything actually pressing me for time like I did with my exam in the start of jan
she cut her hair? when was that
Noemi in many ways is such a stereotypical lesbian and yet, we all know she is straight and is waiting for a nice guy bf like me.
>tokker nonchalantly posts pictures featuring their school name, school uniform and full name in it
theyre so silly sometimes
[YouTube] ???
it's so...beautiful
BORN TO POST
AE IS A FUCK
糖泡 Post Em All 2005
I am poster man
423,757,935 BONIS POSTED
>called thinking man's valorant
>takes 9 minutes and 39 seconds to say "it makes A site better"
incredible.
a thinking man doesnt necessarily mean a concise man
Concise Man's Valorant: just click their heads
Play valorant tonight? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
Lacrossefu has been told I have a girlfriend. The dream is dead....
>>40256 #
My chinese coworker friend told her / mentioned it in conversation
In other news said chinese coworker has also just bought an £800,000 4 bedroom house (he is 23)
Might rope tbh no matter what I accomplish in my life I will never be born a rich chinaman
>>40255 #
You worked with her for months and this didnt come up once? I spoke to a guy in my class for the first time ever like 3 days ago and within 10 minutes he mentioned his girlfriend not once, not twice, but thrice.
>>40257 #
We don't have that kind of relationship tbh I avoid mention of my personal life as far as physically possible with her. The other girls know though so maybe she'd already been made aware, but she did seize on the point and start asking about it so perhaps not.
She also keeps messaging me asking me if I'm okay with my workload / if she can help with anything. Not a fan of it. Starting to feel a violent mysogynistic hatred towards her
If you've worked with her months and don't have the kind of relationship where you mention basic things about your personal life, are you ever going to have ANY kind of relationship with her? In what universe do you go from effectively not having any personal communication with her, to dating her.
>>40259 #
There was no universe neko it was never a serious proposition. It's a fantasy. In fact I routinely decline her offers to come to lunch with her, and if she was to gaze into my eyes and lean in for a kiss I'd have to say no sorry. I am not quite the scumbag I act like on here tbh it is an expression of my deep frustration with my place in life rather than a genuine statement of intention when i talk about kissing her, holding her, bedding her and more.
Neko is going to have his Patrick Bateman arc
it all lines up
My patrick bateman arc happened yesterday, when the plane was cancelled. (Old neko reference)
How was what happened yesterday related to Patrick Bateman, if I may ask?
i got annoyed and listened to kanye west for 3 hours whilst reading in an airport
thats just like Bateman omg
Theoretical question:
What is worse, never having bought condoms or having bought condoms and then having them expire?
I have never used condoms during sex. I tried the first time and couldn't get it to work (and then couldn't get it in the hold and gave up)
I tried not using them once and I had a great uptick in my anxiety levels for the 4 months after that despite her claims that she had a copper IUD
>sex having normies have invaded my incel subforum
*le sigh
go back to reddit
Ok gentlemen, let's reconvene over at /r/tiktokgeneral
Aren't all women on birth control nowadays anyway
If they feel like it, I'll give them the long end of my~ stick if you catch my drift
HE MESSED UP THE CODING, EVERYONE LAUGH
yes she is fat
I knew what you were asking before you had even finished the first sentence
she is too fat, she is fat, she is obese
>You can be fat and still be attractive
Literally impossible
Wait until she takes it off......these angles are carefully chosen. If that's the BEST picture out of her 50 picture camera roll then reality is a whole other beast. An O-beast if you know what I mean (obese) (fat)
counter argument be like
>8.3 on the richter scale
The woman that made me hate fat people was skinnier than that fatass and even that I thought was so fat and unappealing that I busted and cut ties
Spoiloring this one. But here's more proof that women can be fat and still at least 8/10s
Disgusting
TMI beneath this spoiler and I have talked about it once before butI once forced myself to jack off to bonbis nudes after she had started posting lewder stuff. I felt as if I had been raped afterwards
That fat people cannot be attractive
I'm gonna play some valorant, if anyone is interested I'll turn on the stream so you can watch (and laugh) at me
haha this stream is so funny xD
won 2 games, carried both as deadlock, even made some funny jokes and i didnt get mad or frustrated once.
good stream + i fixed the mic issues
Ela é uma boa cosplayer
Me when I want to get Tenshi's attention with a funny question
Ela
idgi
her name is Ella
she's got a blackbelt in Karate
working for the city
she has to discipline her body
cus she knows that
it's demanding
to defeat those evil machines
but i know she can beat them
oh Ella
they dont believe me
but you wont let those robots defeat ya Ella
faggy post being written above me
smells of queer
[YouTube] ???
its song lyrics from one of the greatest bands of all time
how come queers smell like muscot leaves and elderberries
listen here, it's a frag or be fragged world out there.
more like fag or be gagged get it cus gay hahahha
yeah i saw that when it was uploaded 3 minutes ago
and i saw the thumbnail 2 hours ago
I saw it (past tense) when (referring to a point in time) it (referring to the video) was uploaded 3 minutes ago (The video in question had been uploaded 3 minutes ago at the point in time in which I saw (past tense) the thumbnail)
I don't want to start a war over this, I concede to you, whatever the fuck you're saying is right.
Its from his best album but its a pretty boring song
I dont like that song, mostly because of the boring sing-song part towards the end with
"I loved you better than your own Kiiiiinnnn diiiiiiiddd, from the very start, I dont blame you much for wanting to be freee....... I just wanted you to know"
contrarian opinion: My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is Kanye's best album
crazy how TLoP was a good album and Yeezus wasnt if it was a derivative
dont remember how the other ones sound
Drunk texting, I should not do Patrón
I hop on the phone, turn the music up, got in my zone
Drunk texting, I should probably sue Patrón
Now post the real lyrics
5:30 the toks missing
No pics posted or tweets missings
I feel like we all victims
Thread is feeling 'lone
Drunk posting I should not post alone
I hop on the phone turn the toks up got on my zone
Drunk posting I should probably not queue alone
Had to do wrong order to do you right
You gotta scrape through it in order to give advice
It's the price of litty nights. I know the Bonis hitting
Why when somebody post your 'fu it help fix your vision
If you fall in love with a demon or a diva
Pray your tokfu posts a tok for when you meet her
it was a good post until that demon
*drives into your thread*
Yeah you super model thicc
Damn that ass bustin out the bottom
worlds biggest ass
nvm, it was just frozen, megutv is fine. theres a booooooni playing
i opened it, saw 2 seconds of boni, saw 1 second of bonbi and then closed it again
Sticking out your Gyatt for the Rizzler
You're so Skibidi,
You're so Fanum Tax
this is the first koto I've saved in like 2 years.
good audio, hell good tok.
Ella on megu :D she used to be a good tokker until the university demon struck
My connection to neko is really slow it takes like 30 seconds before a post I started starts showing
Oh no, looks like the neko might be dying, everyone should join my discord 'just in case' haha/s, /j, i am JOKING do not BAN me
>its THAT reki
lmao
this audio is golden
aint reading allat
this post is no longer funny cus it took 20 seconds to load
I miss this audio. The 'tight ass virgin boy, dont be nervous' audio was one of tiktoks best.
germ
germ
arie
chat is this real
has ai gone too far
using ai to make bingo read out a copypasta pasted over an image of fat.png = sovl
using ai to make a mid singer sing a shitty parody of a bad song = souless
a good reki cosplay (we havent seen that lately unfortunately)
using ai = soulless
using pirated paywalled programs to make shitty versions = sovl
is this bella?
and im with a white girl
she soft as powder
i get hot around her
i whip around her
boni with ONE hair colour (rare)
actually two, orange and pink
Okay I saved TWO kotos today
hahah
lets goooo, we're in the northernlion arc
> its just the template version
I thought it was gonna be the one that said "rekiposters" "kotoposters" etc, im disAPpointed
I used that noemi tok in an edit i was working on earlier
>1 minute long bonbi schizo edit
finally we have someone else making reaction images
I hope to see you mass produce them and use them, cant go around using my property all willy nilly
this is a good boni
her cat is so fucking fat
youre one to talk
germ
this is a really good boni cus she fits in the short shinji hair
shame about the asuka
youre one to talk
and its a hilarious joke my abs hurt from laughing [i worked abs t wo days ago i have abs]
Piercing on your lip it's perfect,
I've never seen another girl this perfect.
I love this boni top 5 for sure
I saved that boni to my folder
did you delete all your toks or why are you redownloading a bunch of stuff
also i dont remember this boni, rare
I never had a boni folder, whenever we MeguMine I save bonis I like (I almost wrote "good bonis" but as we all know, EVERY boni is a good boni, and I dont save all bonis)
THIS boni is so good
but you already had that sayori boni, you were the one that posted it
f
sorry my internet crapped out.
I likely did have that boni saved before. it's really really good. I love the audio, I l;ove her cosplay, I love her rosy red cheeks, I love her expressions
I MISS THE RAGE
THIS BONI IS SO GOOD I LOVE IT
I need to remake this but with boni instead of koto
miss the rage
I hate to say it but
this is bonis 2nd best cos perchance, mayhaps
these are bonis best crocs perchance, mayhaps
I miss this era of Reki. Maybe I'm just htinking negatively but her new stuff feels like she cosplays just to do it for patreon, not to cosplay just for fun tiktoks. :/
boni top 5 cosplay for sure i like whatever this Demon Slayer cos is
holy shit is that a kay dogwhistling tok?!?!? wow so cool
I only look at megu when its a boni, Im busy learning cool words like carne de vaca and água
pls look now mein freind
yeah i saw her nasty mug in my peripheral
we saw this tok with the edit, now watch the original
aint reading allat without a little dancer in th corner
megutv is kinda fire
john cena pilled
i miss this era of reki fr fr fr fr
NEKO LOOK, IT'S BONI, YOU'RE GONNA MIS IT
this is a decent cos but she didnt make that many good toks in it, the toks were kinda mid ngl
why is lucas (ari's bf) dancing with another cosplayer?
YOOOOOOOO BONI REFERENCE????
CAN I HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
SAY YES SAY YES CUS I NEED TO KNOW
Koboni
toma toma
mwah mwah
jagger jagger
i remember this
i saw this in my folder as I deleted it a few days ago
this is actually a funny tok. finnish people are so silly-
I got banned on flimsy for posting this acab tok like a year ago now
we were just discussing this guy
>Jesus Christ
>Hitler
>Ye
>third party, sponsor that nigga
wow, what a visionary
>tried to save the tok
>it ended just as i went to hit save
>accidentally saved the kay tok instead
tubarão means shark
SHOULD SIIIINK DOOOWN BENEATH
IIIIIIIDDD SUUUUWWWIIIIIIIIIM DOOOOOOWWNNNN
WOULD YOUUU?????????????????
how come the brazilian girls in my class dont look like boni.
explain that scientists
theyre probably not southerners
idk
it would make sense, the brazilian girls i've met all look spanish, and boni doest look very spanish
I was gonna say "remember ll?" but you probably do
I love childish gambino so much this song is so pretty I love this song
I aint got shit to do, but fall in love with you
Tuuesssdayyy aftternoooooon
I aint got shit to do, but fall in love with you
(and she said, she said, she said, she saaaaiiidddd)
Love me better, kiss me back, listen more
lets gooooo its an official 530 nekochen edit from the funky poster :D
you ever wonder about those completely random people that have one tok that is posted ONCE
wonder in what sense
sorry i got distracted by this kay tok where she just reads out a conspiracy theory about anne frank because she's dogwhistling the alt right
>googled it on tiktok
why was this ever posted?
because it's a bonbi :D
fat pig, or as they say in portuguese
porco gordo
actually a good kay tok but it's kay unfortunately
proof (I installed an extension that can translate stuff on the fly)
also I love that boni in her aespa shirt that was during the tail end of summer when it was spring in brazil and she went to a concert
>spent so long insulting bonbi he missed the boni on megu
dont care you are fat and gay
i didnt see a koto tok, it went from boni to nora because my megu lagged :/
it was THE best kototok but youve seen it a million times
I also included it in like 3 different shitposts
SWEET LITTLE BUMBLE BEE?!?!?!
thats the best koto
factually wrong
I love this boni
I like a dick with a little bit of curve
the post above me is SONG LYRICS. I personally do not like a dick with a little bit of curve
but which way do you prefer the dick to curve
>15 year old pulls her shirt up to flash her bra
average kay tok kay poster tok
THIS one I didnt see until pretty late into my bonipostingdays and its a good tok
minecraft music
mine curves to the left from my pov
I think its because of all the times I used to tuck it to the left when I got boners in class when I was younger
no idea but its been like that since I was at least 18 since thats when I first thought about it
This graph shows the correct way a dick should curve. If yours is one standard deviation away from this, it's over for you.
HARD TIMES :Dbonbi bro moment
good cosplay, good agent, we love it
eu acho bonbi muito grande
AP why are you learning portuguese it pisses me off, type in english.
t. hue anon
it stands for something like Actualising Portugese.
AP said he's learning portugese because he wants to move to Argentina after he graduates
wtf is a hue anon
I love that bonicos but I dont know the lyrics
I know what huehueheuhuehue is but what is a hue anon
LETS GOOOO ACID :D
I SEEE FOOTAGE
i dont like death grips srry
literally me
ooooo she the devil
she a bad little bitch
she a rebel
MeguTV REALLY likes Bonbi/Emiru toks
você achar
funky :D
THIS tok, now THIS is kino
this is how snowy its outside my house today
I NEVER WANTED TO DANCE WITH NOBODY BUT YOU
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>two bonis in a row
>its the same cosplay
I fucking love this edit, whoever made it is so cool
Im not talking about myself in third person
ok neko time to rehearse what ive taught you
what do you think
ela é bonita means
bonita is pretty
e with an accent makes me think of es which is is
so something "is pretty"
im gonna go with
"she is pretty"
hes cracked hes cracked
the monolingual neko is breaking the conditioning. soon he will know more than his dog mongrel language of English
the nekochen japanese study group starts tomorrow everyone 1PM EST
>>40494 #
I don't want to fucking learn japanese. I'm gonna learn german, or a cool language for cool handsome dudes likeswedish
japanese? thats for NERDS
im gonna keep learning portuguese
you're gonna regret learning portuguese, im warning you
why so
literally me when i blogpost
my journal aka diary is just me being a sadcunt
Im gonna come out and say it, you may not like it but Im saying it anyways
Levanta mão, tu quem gosta de bustacão
I get messages from the stars
cala boca filho da puta
why is this guy speaking spanish? wtf
wtf i hate palestine now?!?!?!
vou comer pererequinha, vou comer pererequinha
hoje eu comer novinha
o corno pensa que é engraçado
LMAO THIS EDIT 💀
BONI ;;;3333
he thinks portugese learner is AP, so he's obviously new to the website. so it's obvious where he came from.
BURY ME BURY ME
sorry i will camoflouge better
why are you so mad im learning brazilian portuguese
I hate brazilians
I love the land though
I love Brazil and Boni
Eu falo português por ela
you now remember the guy who posted ari and said "mother" every time
I didnt do that but I replied to him
ooooh this tok is a classic
I was team left for like, 2 weeks until one day I just developed a likening for Ella and then I was team right
left is obviously better, that's why it's called what's RIGHT
cutie patootie on megutv i love her i hate what happened i curse patreon for life
hevc I cant see
but I can imagine who it is from the post
Ill open megu on chrome gimme a sec
now it's acid so it's still the same message
why would you hate patreon and what happened to acid when she has not had anything happen to her
remember when patreon used to display how much money people made per month. some guy who made a shitty porn game was netting in like 70k per month.
>>40538 #
It still does, there's an option to hide it though. Reki's patreon displays it. Shrivix' patreon doesn't.
Yeah you're referring to something like "my summer dream" it was a really bad western eroge, a shitty visual novel with sameface art, i recall the posts on /v/ about it, there was a big compilation image making fun of it.
70k per month. life is so unfair
he may have riches and can do whatever he wants in life
but we have an obsession over tiktok girls
so whos really winning in life?
fode fode
hey hue neko can you help me understand something?
why is
>eu acho que isso é muito grande
I think its too big
and not
I think it is very big
I actually like this Bonbi.
>viper
I dont
>>40545 #
if you want to say something is too much in quantity you use 'demais'
eu acho que isso é grande demais
dont like er, is all
now this tok is a classic.
buy me prada :d
balenciaga :d
stop the drama :d
lets go bahamas :d
she is so norwegian
top 5 rekis for sure
say the toga wig line
ari.... milk truck arrive...
mother
ari is at the atomic level of where skinny and fat line up
another kilo and ari becomes chubster but where she is right now is a dangerous line to tread but a good one
imagine living in a country like this. at leas the dutch can flee to germany or something
>>40565 #
Lucas is secretly sneaking extra sugar and calories into her diet. He's a based architect fr fr
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT BOOK ME UP
koto :D
this isnt koto its some other random girl I found on my fyp and then someone else started posting
KOTO :DDDDD
koto :D
sooo aliveeeeeee
III WATCHED YOU CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGEEEEEEEE
ITS LIKE YOU NEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
2 bonis in a row... could this be the time?
another disappointment for the bonnie posters as she fails to secure the 3 in a row on megutv
the question between HK and I cant remember her name but the answer to whether HK or that other girl is better changes on a day to day basis for me
top 5 acids for sure
this might be one of my favourite .webms of all time
I wish I knew how to make stuff like this
Ill have you know, I grew up watching clips and listening to music composed with clips of said naked men wrestling (the clips are taken from gay porn movies)
this acid is really good ngl
germ
this one isnt loading for me
meneither
GERM
germa
MOTHER AWOOOGA FORCED DANCING MOTHER MOTHER
but wait a minute while I make you mine, make you mine
*chinese
THAT I RUN THIS SHIT
BWAAAAA
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I posted this, sorry that it's on MeguTV. I love the video but this gives me a chance to clean my room/put laundry away.
>blackpilled again because I'm 5'8 and didn't join the board game club.mp4
I like this song dont worry
I had a period like 2 years ago when I got incredibly smitten with the >tfw no gf< bug and all I did was listen to this song for like a week straight
it actually made me feel better afterwards.
fun fact: the music video to this song was filmed in..... BRASILLLLLLL AYAYAYAYAY
actually I retract that fun fact, I remembered wrong
>The first minutes of this video were filmed in my neighborhood, Santa Maria la Ribera, in Mexico City, a few meters from my house and saw those recordings, but this time I thought it was filming a soap opera, or a TV commercial very exotic.
Mexico City seems cool
I love how the background blurs away. All that's left is her. That really is how it be. You forget the rest, you just remember her smile.
The last time we spent time together, just us 2, we were on the bus back, listening to music together using her earrphones. The song that was playing was "Just Jack - The Day I Died."
I will remember her singing along to "they'll probably offer me rob's old job" for the rest of my life, that line will be stuck in my head. I havent listened to the song fully in years, i dont want to remember what it sounds like, what it sounds like in my head is perfect
I dont miss a single aspect about my ex, not a single one aspect that is unique to her
Is that how you really feel bingo
I hate this tok because of the AI smoothening shit upscale RIFE 60fps bullshit
awooga
THIS
IS
A
CLASSIC
LEGENDARY
CLASSIC
GOLDEN LEGENDARY
HOLD MY HENTAI
will it really be three abbles in a row?
LETS GOOOOOOOOO IT'S A TOK.... BUT IN JAPAN....
I posted this because it was cute
I wish I had this
I wish i had THISt-shirt
i love this boni
funky has some great toks
aiko....
DANDI? NAVI DANDI?
HAHAHAHAHAH
funniest post in 2024 so far
naurr, the ones last night were better.
actually I just remembered that the suspension joke was made this year nvm
still a very funny post
this girl is a schizo fr
I aint reading allat so good for her or sorry that whatever happened to you did
not even dancing reki can save this sleeper
YOOOOOOOOOOOO
LMAO
the way I literally lost my breath irl when he showed up
when I thought all was lost
SMOOOOOOTH OPERATOR
I forgot I'd made the ben 10 edit for kay tbh
holy fucking shit I didnt even pay attention to the boni thtas how flabberghasted i was
she is faking it fr
frfr (jessu isnt)
FUCK FUCK FUCK ME UP
anyways why did that brazilian guy show up and get all mad calling me a cuck and a motherfucker for learning portuguese hahahaah
this koto is the reason why i dislike kotoposters, they were just proto-kayposters
MOTHER
AWOOOOGA
SEXOOOOO
fat
21 days NNNY and bonbi booba dont do nothing for me cus fat
germ in many variation
minute 15 of NNNY and i've already lost to bonbi booba, it is too powerful, too alluring, it could turn a gayneko straight
its a good song
You say your young gun's TTG, he's train to go
Well my young gun's BBG, all he knows is blow
youngin*
they would never say young gun, theyre hood niggas
shrivix 🥰
I hate this audio
zomg is that kay?!?!?!?!
zomgawd is that norafawn?she has lost all appeal now i have seen her naked, it's over for her career
her appeal to me has remained the same the entire time, waning back and forth depending on what she does in the moment
her recent soulslike cosplays have been kino, her naked body was amazingly kino but dont really care much for either
>>40647 #
suggestion: in the future you should write "waxing and waning depending on..."
it sounds way cooler and people will be impressed you know what waxing means
HOMURRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
neko's waxed balls 🤤
kino tok ngl
kino song pic combo
🍀
GRAVY TRAIN
IS THIS IT
BONIII LETS GO
DER ORIGINAL
2 out of three?
it would've been kino if boni's first 3 in a row started with the tok that started it alll, der ben 10 spinner
rare silicon can bake
TWO IN ONE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THAT COUNTS AS 3 IN A ROW TECHNICALLY
NUMBAH
FIRST LADY AND JUICY GUITAR
GOT A LITTLE CASH NOW
no, it doesnt
bonbi sounds like boni
2 bonis into bonbi
its ONE letter away
cry if i want to
cry if i want to
im crying til the candles burn down this place
TWO
ooooh
IM NOT A DOCTOR BUT I THINK I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP :D
this is low. tier. god.
thats george floyd
truly bbg was a based place...
você e ingles
that means you are english [and male]
england = Inglaterra isnt that crazy
>inglaTERRA
i like this name
InglaTERRAN
[YouTube] ???
Does everyone else Knock along with the song whenever they hear this audio?
THE ⭐
that girl has DSLs ngl
NEKO SHE'S ONLY TWENTY FIVE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this girl was really cute in this tok and I dont understand why whichever neko posted this did
I really don't know why it's such a big deal though.
Yes I posted this tok because I thought the cosplay was good, how could you tell.
Kay actually has a good tok in that cos but that wasnt the one
remy with elf ears >>>>>
MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
TRYING HARD TO BEAT THE STAGE
ALL WHILE I AM STILL COLLECTING COINS
TRYING HARD TO SAVE THE GIRL
boni with the wolf mask :D
she wolf is what i call my balls
this one is good
funfact about rome: Romulus fucking KILLED his brother Remus because he came over his wall, and that stood as a founding principle of rome for centuries "if you enter the city without permission, it's an act of war and we will kill you"
so romans autistically went through only a couple of gates, even though most of the gates didnt have walls next to them so they could easily walk around
>>40696 #
I didn't, she lifted her shirt and it was booooni
you missed it bro
its a good boni
two bonis in a row but unfortunately not 3
in that first boni she was acting as something I would describe as a förförerska
boni with fake emiru
sad!
5 2 5 5 2 5 525 57557 77 5 6 7 8 9 TEN ELEFEN 5 5 5 5 555 5 56 2 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 FIIVVEE FIVVE SIX SEVEN FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE TWENTY FIVE TWENTY FIVE
booba
good koto and i say this as an infamous koto hater
this so called "Koto hater" has saved at least 3 kotos so far
KISSES HUGS
XO XO KISSES HUGS
XO XO KISSES HUGS
KISS KISS KISSES HUGS
>bonbis
my favourite american (native)
get sewn together
rubbed and severed by the heat
and you dont know how long i can stare into your picture and wish that it was me
omg is that..... my fair lady??? my maiden???? so trad....
massive
feet
tabis are kinda cool ngl
I AM A FREAK
HELLO
IM HERE
IM LIVING IN THE WALL
I KNOW
I MIGHT BE SMALL BUT
I I I AM AAA FRREAAAK
I AM A FREAK :D
surely it happens now
curserat albeit one of her more boring toks
👉🏻👈🏻
fun fact: curserat aka lavender was the only swedish "mainstay" tokker on ttg before I arrived
nobody posted her by the time I did show up but I picked her up and revived the craft
now sweden is dead lands in the realms of ttg
this is about everything in my tok folder now
the third folder is legit just a repeat of the 2nd one but not as up to date cus I used it to try awemer commands out
btw u forgot to post the new reki toks in the new nekoyear I just remembered now
>>40721 #
I archived them. But. Why bother? They're not good, and I don't need to post rekis just because they're rekis. I only need to post toks I enjoy
this tok clears everything reki made recently
>>40722 #
>I archived them.
which means I can delete them
thank god, left an eyesore in my otherwise pristine folder
okay i do like this reki. good audio, she's very pretty and she's got a big smile.
g e r m
germ
That audio is what made me archive kirbles, aka bunni.roll.
When I first heard that song I really liked it but then I noticed that she sings flat for a single note in the chorus and I lost all interest
BIG BOOBA I MUST EAT SUCK MMM
woah is that another schizo bonbi edit
birch lasagna
MY TWO 'FUS KISSING IN A TREE
woah abbles looks like THAT?
top 5 rekis for sure.
+killjoy cosplay
+kiko
kinda good yuno gasai ngl
good nora
welcome to your face
ITS JUST A LITTLE EXPLANATION OF YOUR DESTINATION
wow is that a look into the camera and talk in a goofy accent? must donate...
mwah mwah
jagger jagger
fatass in the backgroundd
booba
fat people are an eyesore, they can take up 10 pixels in the background and i will know 8 of t hose pixels are their fat fucking stomach
jawfu's birthday is the day after nekochen's birthday.
remember to say happy birthday sock :D
is that a chip of her sitting still and lipsynching to a trending audio? woah im going crazy over here shes so good
top 5 abbles of all time, unironically, those mikans were so good. I am happy for him that he has escaped from tigtog
rare nekochen losertron tok
this blasian dude is really cool
>>40755 #
thats because the main one isHeand the rest of them are blacked posters
rip vipurr
der reki
when will the TRIPLE BONI SHOW UP
HAVENT HAD A BONI IN A WHILE MEGU, WHERE ARE THEY?
mwah mwah
jagger jagger
this is it, the start of the 3 in a row..
this is a GOOD tok, really good tok
I have been listening to this song a few times these last days
maybe its a 3 in a row latam streak...
she could be latam...
SPACE
GIIIIIRL
I saw a lunar eclipse :D
Looks liiiikee
how I feel bout your lips
space girrrrl
i saw a luna eclipse
looked liked how i feel bout your lips
its over
>you now remember when someone would post a luna tok and no text at around 10pm euro time and people would say "gnlb"
>minor spelling mistake
>>40770 #
>you now remember when gn lads lunaposter once didnt post during his 1 am CEST scheduled time and brandon said "where is that faggot luna poster he is late for his scheduled blogpost" or something along those lines, that was really funny
imma finish this post after i ove this boni
what if its youuuu and it wasnt meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>3 pm scheduled post
if you look aside the pedophilia, the antagonism, the shitty behaviour, the spamming, his shit taste, his personality, his country, everything about him really, brandon was sometimes funny
'awfu
omg is that a 14 year old? I really hope she makes a patreon!!!
>you now remember avery
I still dont
she wasnt, I just never cared
avvy more like..... cute but boring
bro rynkerbelle is so fricking cute i love her, i wish she was my gf
>get random message on discord at 1:30 am
>check it
>"may I rape u nigga"
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? what did my friend mean by this
that Rynkerbelle reminded me of this classic /v/ image.
look its your fu check megu fast
abbles...
genuinely top 3 chips perhaps
naurrr
I do not post.
I disavow.
I am not like them.
Im surprised alice was so harsh on ttg when she was literally an IP2 cumdumpster
didnt alice get addicted to hard drugs? she's a degenerate and i dont even drink caffeine
my small flex is that I saw one of alices first few streams because I happened to be on 4chan doomscrolling when she shilled herself
BAAAM
i dont know these lyrics
ass
maybe i should get a tinder account
Im maxxed in charizzma and decently attractive (though with no good recent pictures) so I got a few matches but Ive already shown those
so maybe, I have never tried going on a date with any of them successfully so I dont know how blackpilling it is. my friend has tried to go on a few days whereas many girls have cancelled the day before or just no-showed and the few dates he has gone on havent led to anything so thats probably blackpilling
>>40802 #
yeah I mentioned that when this tok was posted like aw eek ago. a caveman was taller than us... its so voer
>caveman was 6ft tall
it's so over for me
he was probably a neanderthalis, we're literally the worst of the hominid species...
cutest couple on neko
(they are just good friends)
woah im gonna watch vtubers now
I love the dog
I love this boni top 5 for sure
I havent made out with a man and last time I played gay chicken I realised that I cant keep on doing shit like this when Im soon gonna be counted as my mid twenties
I love that boni
LITERALLY THE MOST RECENT REKI POSTED ON NEKO
you love this audio
crazy how many 15 year olds just had to cosplay an anime bunny girl
i love this remington
BOLSONARO!!!!!!
she's a bolsonaro fan?
I know nothing of bolsonaro but I know that he is a popular joke in brasil
he's like a dictator isnt he?
eu sim, eu nâo
fuck i meant eu sim, eu não
im not even gonna try to type this fast enough, its sped up on an already fast song
my wpm isnt that fast
adrianna, i remember her name now
hello kitty's freidn
yeah
miku
miku
you can call me miku
blue hair
blue tie
hiding in your wifi
on the topic of k angel, u wanna see something?
ok lemme fix something ill be semi-absent for a few min
it started with a hay
do you have a girl i dont see a ring on your finger :D
BITCH
you know I'm sexy
ugh dont call just text me
I like this girl, shes funny when she screams
Would you sell your soul to the devil for designer?
bro I accidentally clicked on the wrong thing and now I cant see shit also I dont know how to make OBS capture desktop sound
it should just do that by default, naur?
mine did, maybe you disabled that.
settings > audio
I think I disabled it but Ive tried to turn it back on and couldnt figure out how
its vorbei
WHEN I CRYRYYYYYY
I FEEL IT WHEN II CRYYYYYYYYY CRYYYYYY
I FEEL IT WHEN I CRYYYYYYYYY
koboni
we like the cars
the cars that go boom
it's THAT chip
>OBS no sound issue is when a user has another audio device set as the default playback device
lets hope this fixes it
weakest neko:
I heard português
ok fuck it ill just do it the scuffed way gimme a sec
ok
BITCH
you know im sexy
ugh dont call just text me
germ
I never liekd arie
funfact: "tenletters" has exactly ten letters in the spelling
I love this video
how did they do that?!?!
check twithc
i see i see
WEATHER
IS NEVER BETTER
IT IS TOO DAMN HOT
GETTING FED UP
gayneko here, i love this tok
anyways back to neko
👂🏻👂🏻
oh my god you look just like shakira
no no no youre catherine zeta
actually my names marina
wtf none of these are correct
the voice line they say is
>uma banca
that means A bank
??????????? riot?????????
wait nvm im dumb i guess uma banca means a kiosk apparently
every time i read "im dumb" my mind immediately plays
IM DUMB SHE'S A LESBIAN
I THOUGHT I HAD FOUND THE ONE
did you see this part?
only tall hangsome men like weezer
alas i am 5 foot 9 and blackpilled...
tfw unironically 5'7
werent you 5 8 last time you mentioned your height
tfw unironically shrinking by 4 mm every night
it may be over
this tok goes so hard
i wish i could just RUNAWAY
good abbles
I hope he's happy in life :)
I love this audio its from a machinegirl song
also boni :D <3
>another day where boni can't get 3 in a row
🏍
der rekkenman is too powerful
GIVE ME ONE MARAGRITA IMMA OPEN MY LEGS
nier soundtrack.... my beloved
we love this tok
tell me what you feel and tell me what you think
is it cold outside? is it cold outside?
maybe it was made with the trans abuser in mind
kind of a meta tok
abbles could see the future surely
I LOVE DIS REKI :DDDD
>1 minute long chloe
zzz
how often is this shit gonna show up on megu
its like, at least once every session
PARESTINE EXPUROOSION
raspadinha
limpinha
>transition incoming
top 10 things you dont want to hear your tokfu say
how far up is "Not safe for Ramadan" on that list?
this shows up the 2nd time what the spruce
rare
hoje eu quero perereca
vem pro morro do sapo
hoje eu quero xerequinha
vem pro morro do sapo
on whoever shows up next between boni and reki wins for we have been megumining for 3 hours now
ok* not on in the start
you can do remy AND reki if u want, I think those are fair odds
just remy
all right
just remy's mikan cosplay.
shouldve taken the deal
FUG
if I had the courage to sit up another 3 hours I would propose remy mikan vs boni kokichi but that could take a long while
>Im living in the wall
look at the subtle shoulder drop during this line
its so kino
its okay, i should also be sleeping, a deal to end is good
if bonbi gets 3 in a row ill die laughing
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOW DOES HE DO IT
thats not actually mikan, but it's still remy, we win these.
is it not?
this is mikan
hilarious how the boni that shows up RIGHT AFTER the winning move by remy is a boni with the song
>Exit Music
by Radiohead
its so fucking over. IT WAS
MEAN TO BE
IT WAS MEANT TO BE
IT HAD THE EXIT MUSIC
FOR THE FINALE
IT WAS MEANT TO BR
this is Ibuki. just leave the BGM to Ibuki!
but yeah, remy wins. another victory for the Remington Regiments.
SPACE GIRL
I SAW A LUNA ECLIPSE
IT LOOKED LIKE HOW I FEEL BOUT YOUR LIPS
oh right ibuki is different, boni has both ibuki and mikan
hevc oops but heres mikan
okay the next one after this bonbi is my last.
next boni or reki or remy is my last ong frfr
wow i love this faker fakershes so fake both the tics and the tits
shes faking it
next kay or boni to decide who's the best for all time
LETS
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MONABONI
I love the lighting in those toks
hevc again FUCK
fallen just as hard...
id rather lose somebody than use somebody
maybe its a blessing in disguise
kaybros... we lost....
alright neko, time for sleep, i am closing the tab.BANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
goodnight
#autobahn
mothi
valorant needs dedicated solo q imho
>french person on team
>their rotation is really bad
explain this scientists
>tell team we should save
>3 of them buy
>next round tell team we should save because those 3 cant buy
>"nah we force"
>next round we need to save again
>"nah we force"
by next nekoversary I will be a force to be reckoned with
>>40937 #
That I am also doing but Im considering swapping to a full body routine instead of PPL so that I can go 3 days instead of feeling like I miss out if I dont go 6
Swapping to full body as opposed to PPL results in more days, not fewer
It does result in less volume
>>40940 #
>results in more days, not fewer
I might've misunderstood, I thought you've said you're going from 6 days to 3.
>It does result in less volume
Basically more or less what I meant, less volume is almost always worse, almost always barring overtraining.
>>40941 #
>I thought you've said you're going from 6 days to 3.
Whats important isnt how often you go to the gym, its how often you work a certain muscle group
If I do a PPL split I am going Push, Pull, Legs, Push, Pull, Legs, Rest *out of a 7 day week
This means that I only hit each muscle group twice a week, a full body routine trains the full body and 3 times a week, so I am effectively working the individual muscles more often than with a PPL split but since I have to divide up each session into more groups then I have less time to be able to focus on said group resulting in less volume unless I want to increase the time I spend at the gym (which I could do but thats besides the question)
Portuguese is surprisingly easy, (so far) you can tell what gender a noun has just by if it ends in -o or -a
Ela bebe leite e eu como xereca
swedish is even easier, we used to have a masculine, feminine and neuter gender but now we only have common gender and the neuter
how to decipher between which one is which on a grammatical level I dont know, I strictly know it through being a native but all it changes is basically the equivalent of the english a/an and having a word's suffix be -en or -et
who do i instalock
#d23 (19)
>sage
reee
gotta do it, die has spoken
time to hecking heal i guess
go live buster
1min
#8ball (Maybe) dodge?
#8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!) real answer pls
#d2 (1)
#d23 (23) just to find out what it wouldve been
immortal neko you would've been proud of me, i entries decently well most rounds
eu quero uma namoradinha sueca
Tenho não namoradinha :(
vamos ir ao São Paolo
are you using duolingo or books
Ive started with memrise, lingvist and duolingo but Im gonna go to books and stuff like Pimsleur voice activities once I learn the basics a bit more
also translating manually and trying to learn that way
>got worse at jett the more i played her
didnt you win the game
100% winrate styll
true, if only girls liked nice guys with good winrates, instead of toxic and racist instalock reynas
I like how many games in the 2000s were set in the tropics or involved the beach or lots of water
I was gonna say "like what" but then the first example that popped into my head (crysis) was set in the tropics
>crysis
>far cry 1
>super mario sunshine
>final fantasy 10
etc.
nihongo had it coming
💀💀💀
not as unlucky as me
FUUUUUCK "when do you guys wanna meet up tomorrow to do the seminar questions?"
league neko 💀💀💀
>>40981 #
just hope somebody cancels and says they're busy, and if not, hit em with a "sorry im out of the country and my plane was cancelled"
>>40983 #
I doubt they will, theyre women of the shy and wannabe academic weapons kind, they woulnt dare cancelling on their mothers life
Plus, they all live close to the school, Im the once forced to travel
I hate them. Im going to conduct voodoo
>>40986 #
none of them are cute but theyre all probably single
wouldnt want them anyways because they arent cute
and theyre shy, i need someone who is absolutely obsessed with me and also confident enough to tell the fast food chef that i didnt want pickles on my burger (im too scared)
oh not melhor, uma mulher na sueca
I have so many languages that I want to learn that I opt not to learn any of them at all.
How am I supposed to learn german, french, arabic, spanish, japanese, chinese??????
der vandalmeister...
>>40992 #
Im kind of the same, I started learning russian a few years back but then I didnt have the drive to continue so the knowledge I retain now is how to read cyrillic decently quickly yet not understand a single word of it
I would want to learn mandarin some time but I doubt I ever will since, practically for me, its a dead language
might throw this 3 part series about card counters onto nekotube later if anyone else wants to watch something, but for now, i am gonna head out of the house for approximately ~90 minutes
its so interesting to read up on how grammar differentiates in different languages
like in english, had can refer both to just in the past at an undescribed point in time but also a specific point in time
so
>I had a dog when I started school
or
>Ive never had a dog
but in swedish its different and in portuguese they change the verb completely from tenho to tive or tido
I can read and understand this caption, we are so flippin back nekos
>Ad for green apple monster
#8ball (Yes)
should i learn hebrew
gonna grab a drink and then setup the casino stuff on nekotube. approximately ~5 minutes on ~January 21st 2023
too intimate i'm sorry
;___; i miss you
im here
oh frig i had already started, do you want to start?
okay, this is part 2. they're in da bahamas and b
im making pizza yum pizza
no thtas fine keep going
blackjack is so gay and I dislike that casinos are allowed to kick people out for card counting but I do understand why they do it
I wanna get into poker, I might do that after Im more established in my life
this shit is tense. they're gonna get fucking MURDERED by the cartel
sus taxi drivah
i hope he doesnt die, that would be such a bad way to end the series
we'll have to wait until the next episode if he dies or not
HE'S GOT A GUN?!?!?!
no way
I can't believe when THAT happened. Any nekos that missed it are gonna feel bad!
I honestly wouldve tossed like $200 in his taxi and left
good odds you get bummed in the taxi too
xD
apparently casino employees see a lot of fucked up shit
especially in vegas, think suicides in the bathroom after losing it all, drugs, people pissing and shitting themselves sitting at slot machines cus they dont wanna get up
Yeah I watched a documentary about people addicted to gambling and one of the people interview was a retired doctor, she had spent every single day at her favourite casino for like 7 years in a row, losing like 3 million dollars at the slot machines. I can imagine people just sit there all day, hitting slots.
I also have a friend that works at a casino in the UK and he's told me some stories, mostly just about old people pissing away their life savings.
crazy
couldnt be me (I spent all my money on reki ko-fi)
havent listened to a single word of it
I check out the second he starts talking about advertisements, I am literally immune to them
Only time in the recent years Ive fallen for an advertisement was when Burger King advertised a new burger on tiktok, I bought it and it fucking sucked (as BK usually does)
brb like 3 minutes, can we get a pause in chat
im back, what're we watching
I wonder how they caught him when he had a cap, facemask and glasses on
fair
im pretty smart i could probbably count cards
are you good at maths and being able to hold information in your mind for long?
1: yes
2: no
2 weighs more on the ability than 1 does since the math is pretty easy but you gotta keep good track of the amount of face cards
>weighs more
haha. he did the fat joke again!
that wasnt one
I told you I was only going to do one today
the voice filter he uses for his teammates makes them sound so dramatic, like he's gonna be killed.
t
when really it's just some dude annoyed that he might not be able to steal money from a hard working casino for much longer.
do you think they tip the dealers? i've seen that in movies before
id give my tip to a dealer (girl (cute (brazilian))) if you catch my drift
i do not know what that could possibly mean
me neither I was hoping you'd know
neil armstrong wasnt the first man acktually! it was the other guy nobody knows the name of who went outside to put the camera down
LMAO TRUE THEY NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT
welp, now it's just a sponsor bit. that was honestly really anti-climactic. they nearly DIED in the bahamas, then in vegas they went to 3 casinos and made some money?
>Astronaut Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon and his descent was captured by a mounted camera.
nvm
also what was the point in blurring his aussie voice and then playing the voice clip unadultered?
and no I read that on reuters.com/fact-check/
i only get my fact checking from
https://apnews.com/
AP more like Approved Proofs (fake news approved by the thoughtcrime fighting organization society)
have you ever seen the movie "21"?
no
have you seen this boni
yes i have seen every boni
the movie 21 is literally this but based on a real story of MIT students that did card counting in vegas (they were all asian in real life)
>he literally got cucked out of his table spot
lmao
when is he getting facial surgery to look different
inb4 he gets leg lengthing surgery and starts mewing
awoooga a woman
business idea: getting a namorada
business idea: instead of counting cards, why dont they just make their own casino? it's easy money.
idk what sueve is
sueca por favor
these videos are just whining about how the casinos dont want to let him cheat at blackjack tbh
its not cheating its just evening the stakes but its regarded as cheating cus it statistically loses the casinos money
its the same as using an aimbot in valorant to even the odds
bad joke
naurrrr this is ILLEGAL THEY NEED TO LET US TAKE THEIR MONEY
you are the biggest bootlicker I have ever met
im just seething because im not smart enough to count cards
>>41077 #
>With Hi-Lo, the most common card counting system, the card values are as follows:
>2-6 = +1
>7-9 = 0
>10-Ace= -1
>As each card is dealt, you will either add 1, subtract 1, or do nothing based on each card’s value.
thats basically all do you in a dumbed down version, if the score is high then there are lots of high cards left and big chance for you to get blackjack and win, low count = bunch of low cards and youre kinda fucked
you also have to play perfect basic strategy, not bet like a card counter, be polite, be efficient and have a plan to kill everyone you meet
I havent watched that movie so Idk who youre quoting but its a bad joke
Im not a lorefag I just meatshot people for 105 damage
105 damage? yeah i usually do that much with the ghost in valorant (thats how much a headshot does)
he says bp so much. what does bp stand for?
the guy who walks between tables and plays high cash hands depending on the running count of the table
no, itsbonnie posta
some people I drink with use the abbreviation "bp" for beer pong which, first of all, nobody aside from those people say, and second of all, is the swedish equivalent of the english "cp"
ah yes, cod points. i remember that old neko post.
well, that was a fun series of videos. time to go back to grinding valorant (i cannot loose)
maybe drink some laxatives
ok good :D was worried it was my internet and i was gonna have bad lags in valorant
yes
Levanta mão tu quem gosta de bucetão
enfiar no bucetão, enfiar no bucetão, enfiar no bucetão
vou comer pererequinha, vou comer pererequinha
hoje eu comer novinha
actually hoje eu vou comer novinha
when i reloaded neko the "translate page" notification popped up
you're turning this website into a foreign website in the eyes of google chrome
This happened to me twice before,
Won't happen to me anymore.
The only place I see more dead references is an NL stream
i should've been recording this game i got a sick 3k
Imagine killing a swedish person with a hammer
illegal in sweden Im afraid
Oh sorry. I forgot that it is a crime to do crimes in swed
just ban french people ban french people ban french people. EVERY time i get a player that just cries like a baby it's a fucking french "person"
If we banned the french how would we be able to speak with cute frenchies
that french girl earlier is the ONLY french "person" i would spare from my genocide
why would anyone ever watch livestreams on their phone
i just dont get it
I cannot read ebooks on my desktop for whatever reason.
>top fragging as jett
>team is dog and we lose
imagine if you woke up as a uyghur in a northern chinese "rehabilitation" centre tomorrow
also quads for she
Imagine me and you,
I do,
I think about you day and night,
It's only right,
To dream about the girl you love,
And hold her tight,
So happy togetherrrrrrrrrr.
>11111
>22222
>33333
>all claimed for reki
i kneel
i fucked up again i meant to check the pents not the quads
this dude has the 4th one memorized
thats mad
i have it written down on a sticky note in my desk lmao
#d41120
ok that doesnt work
#d4 (2)
#4d9 (5 + 5 + 9 + 1 = 20)
actually a good post. good tok. funny text content.
its over
>the post is referencing "Your Name", the film we watched 3 weeks ago
this is the stats of the reyna from my last game.
>33 reyna matches this act
>36% winrate
literally how do you win when you're given teammates like this
naurrr its emory
its not emory but its crazy how that was posted a month ago and i dont remember ever seeing it
it was posted at 3 am when my last post was like 11 pm that was why
>its not emory
all look same
>4 rounds in
>only me and skye have kills on our team
lmao
fucking hate bonbi innit
damn whos this guy posting such a good tokker?
schizo having hallucinations above me
Schizobros he found us out, getting stomped 2 games in a row wasnt good for our mental health, now we're CUHRAZY
>wow this team seems pretty decent
>lag spikes start happening
hahahahaha kill me
dang lag demons
Who are the most annoying euros in the western euro servers
the french
french
French anon, your response?
Oui oui
dc'd from a game middle of the match, 8 rounds in, i was 1-8. tilted beyond belief from 2 matches in a row of being stomped, naurrr, im not spending another second of time on that game, im gonna go invent a cure to cancer
literally whats the point of playing a game where your fun is dependent on having decent teammates, the first time i locked jett was great, the breach would setup stuns and flashes, he'd comm, fun game because one teammate was doing teamwork, on attack if i dashed in and got 1, someone was behind me to trade when i was taken out.
then you get three or four games in a row of just angry french arabs and you think whats the fucking point.
Why bother?
It's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me
This happened to me twice before
Won't happen to me anymore.
the fun is from buying skins
cus you only buy brokeboy skins
when was the last time you bought a cool knife iwth an animation
broke boy general?
I want to fuck this robot from that video game
Less weird than saying you want to fuck a pokemon
There are many plappable pokemen
I dont want to go down that route.
Sometimes I feel like I do and right now I am down bad
speaking of pokemon, what's the deal with palworld?
i keep hearing that game get mentioned
Chinese Pokemon knock off made with AI also features slave labor for industry(in game). Its okay
the universe is sending me signs
yeah
Nekochen. Home of the Neko. Or at least it was until I fucked everything up.
Angela dont do it
or at least I did until I fucked everything up.
im gonna change my life for the better.... ugh, starting tomorrow.....
gnneko
Had some bad mental days recently, it's gonna get better, I am on the up and up (clueless but hopeful)
I haven't forgotten that I was gonna play some games with you neko, tomorrow when I wake up ill ask you about it properly and we'll find a game
>>41186 #
My mental health has been in the dumps for a while and especially bad these past 2 weeks
I hope it getsworse
>>41189 #
It would give me a reason to self sabotage and feel bad about myself tho
Until then I will just feel imposter syndrome
>>41190 #
You don't need a reason to feel bad about yourself :D
You can just do that for free. So let's try to be happy instead
>>41191 #
But why can I feel bad about myself when nothing bad is going on in my life? It makes no sense
Thats why it must get worse so I have a valid reason. I must rationalise my emotions
Well. We'll play a game together or something when we're both free :)
we could do that
I would like it a lot
I love womens stomachs
lewd..
I'm hitting traditional levels of horniness, the one where you see a nice stomach and start subconsciously licking your lips
found my laptop charger thing still sitting in the same socket since Wednesday noon
blessed
I wonder if the show You is good, the one about the stalker
I'd watch it if it was actually about the spookyness of him being a stalker and not just "Im a stalker but its a romcom teehee"
omg, he's stalking her? thats so cute, I want a guy thats obsessed with me like that toobut only if he's a 9/10 face, 6'17 tall, benches 250kg and earns 7 figures
>drink one cup of coffee
>whole day ruined
life with shit genes
how is the day ruined?
The slang word P(*)ssy rolls off the tongue with far better ease than the proper word vagina . Do you agree?
germ
cute germ
germ
germ :D
On this day, ~January 23rd 2024 at 1:07 GMT, Boni got 3 toks in a row on MeguTV.
we fucking did it megubros, three bonis in a row
another W claimed for the Bonihood
2 - 0 vs the Rekklers
Reki won the original 3 in a row contest, it's 1-1 to the Rekkigers.
I just want some rolly rolly rolly with the devil ranch
germ
LMAO HE DOXXED HIMSELF AGAIN
Bonibros, the score is 1.5 - 1 in favour of US
RAAAAAAAAH
Ironically, in terms of weight the ratio is 1: 1.5
good night lads
boni strikes again RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
neko be postin 6 thousand boni toks then be surprised when they show up in megu
sucha s illy boy
mothi
cow come when I get 6 hours sleep I feel fine but when I get 11 hours sleep I feel tired
Northern and Waterloo and City Lines, and National Rail Services
This train terminates at Stanmore
>>41239 #
Sleep deprivation should catch up to you eventually, same as oversleeping, the second one is easier to be felt instantly though
But yeah, I am the sleep deprivation and I stalk you at night 😈
There's a number of hours slept out to get you
There's a number of pushups that are out to get me.
Boni my beloved
There's always a number of pushups that'll make you feel bad about yourself...
Piercing on your lip it's perfect,Never seen another girl this perfect,Sticking out your tongue for the picture,You're so pretty,You're so popularI just want to be your sweetheart,Fucking come here,Give me your heart.
testicular deep freeze for the poster above me
Don't threaten me with a good time.
what the? I can see you typing in real time?
Oh you're doing the pretend to be new gimmick today?
(ooc) Yeah, please play along
(ic) pretending? I found this link earlier when I was searching for canthinky on Google. com
(ic) My name is Gortwog the Brain Basher, I crush little humans like you and eat your eyeballs in my stew. Submit to death or I'll brain bash you.
(ooc) my character speaks Portuguese
(ic) Oi Gortwog, tudo bem?
(ooc) I am ending this rp here, come back when you learn what server you're on pal. This is a high fantasy setting, no Portuguese.
(ooc) clarification, space portuguese
(ooc) further clarification, high elven forest elf portuguese from space spoken on our planet in the setting of the server
(ic) Gortwog like pretty sleepy lady with metal on her lip, she is perfect when she stick out tongue for picture. Gortwog never seen another lady this perfect
SERVER ANNOUNCEMENT:
Breadcrumbs in the bed of the poster above this message.
(ooc) what the spruce
(ic, I'm using a walkie talking) what? over
(ooc) you are making me laugh out loud in the cafeteria I'm eating lunch in. Everyone probably thinks I'm looking at really funny memes.
(Ic I'm using meta gaming strategies to gather information my character shouldn't have access to) where are you? I suspect you are eating lunch at 3pm in the cafeteria no? over
(ooc) my pronouns are she/they btw
(ooc) I thought you were a he/they, I'm no longer interested sorry
(ooc, very mad) what the flip?
(ooc: user: fredfishoil has disconnected)
/cheer /hooray /forthealliance
trans note: fredfishoil is the very mad jett tenshi duo
(ooc (ooc)) yeah I knew that I just thought u meant you were leaving the role play server
I haven't eaten in >24h or so I think
like that one guy who was popular on YouTube 10 years ago for claiming to live off of the sun and air alone, I live purely from the idea that there might be a boni on megu going on at any given moment
I ate like 5 minutes ago. We're built different.
I kneel (from lack of energy to stand up due to being emaciated)
Just listened to ELVIS PRESLEY - SUSPICIOUS MINDS
what did they think?
VERY GOOD
doesn't sound so suspicious to me
Lecture time, I can't reply too often now crying emoji sad emoji
/cheer /for the alliance /flirt
You made me laugh out loud in my lecture hall of 225 students
now they think you have a really funny girlfriend you're texting and she's super hot and sexy and now all the women are gonna flock to you good luck hope you can swim
WTS ALL THE GIRLS ARE SURROUNDING ME
time to EAT, perchance I will commence a sporadic yet shortlived viewing of The Megu
I just wanna be your sigma
germ
one day dragula gecko dodge will show up on megu and I will lose it
Dragula who?
thats the real name of AP (Argentinian Passport-holder)
I'm ap that's a lie
The poster above me is argentinian
two bonis in a row (Technically)
and a reki breaks the streak, its over
wtf a scar tok, I didnt know she had ever been uploaded on neko
also she has literally fresh (1-2 days old) cut on her arms in that tok, yikes
You do it to yourself, you do
And that's why it really hurts
Is that you do it to yourself, just you
You and no one else
You do it to yourself
You do it to yourself
Class ended 40min early. Yippee!!
You missed cute bonis and regular rekis
I sense a great investment opportunity in megumining might
not even gonna finish the joke, this came up on megu
hope Gortwog gets his metallipped lady
its still cute, its just not the best
cute madokaboni right now
It's da worst boni ever seen by mankind
Im sure I can find a less appealing boni
omg cute sayakaboni
yeah but I've not seen it yet, so therew been worse seen by WOMANkind like you
i kneel... btfo by the smartest funniest most quickwitted neko yet again...
bonisisters, why can we never get a w?
Here's some more quick wit for you
So if I fuck this model
And she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my t-shirt
Imma feel like an asshole
Yeah but you do it to yourself
Give me an album to listen to on my 54 minute bus journey
do you want it to be ish 54 minutes long?
THREE BONIS IN A ROW
I WITNESSED IT
but... nobody is here to confirm it
its over
TELL ME THE NAME I DONT USE SPOTIFY SKULL EMOJI
oh, ok
The Campfire Headphase - Boards of Canada
ambient electronic album
notable songs:
Satellite Anthem Icarus (early in the album), Dayvan Cowboy, 84 Pontiac Dream (halfway through), Tears From The Compound Eye (in the end)
no this does not mean just listen to those, it means you have checkpoints that you will get to and enjoy
ty neko I will listen to the full album whilst I project zomboid maxx on my way on the bus
11minutes in, its fine
its a good album to fast travel to
yeah but if you close your eyes you fast travel to your destination like skyrim
slow travel is when you take car and go like borderlands CATCH A RIIIIIIIDE
germ is so cute I'm gonna be a German poster
germ :3
germ more like...
..go on...
wornn
idgi
germ rhymes with worm and she kinda looks like a worm, she's got that animal phenotype
but you wrote wornn with two n's
Worm Phenotype, like if a wornn had too many facial piercings
I dont get the joke sorry
worm
wornn
I think I hate the majority of people at board game club. Too many artists, it's hard for a social introvert like mein self
oh yeah thats a hard mix I can imagine, a social introvert with people who arent able to lead the conversation and people who act "out of the norm" conversationally lol must be draining
You know what else is draining?
the sink :D
my bank account after reki's new patreon :D
drain gangat the bus stop c-crushing rocks (crush crush crush crush)
my jokes were funny and yours wasn't >:/
WAKE ME UP
Skipping class tomorrow. I can't be arsed to go in for an "introduction" lecture where they spend an hour talking about shit that's in the module handbook
Im topfragging on duolingo
WHYD YOU PUT THE KEYS ON THE TABLE
here you go again, gaslighting the entirety of nekochen about events that didnt happen
here you go creating another fable
does obama have that black person smell
them hoes want to meet tomorrow and study for like 5 hours Im gonna kms
Board game club over :D
whats hard about a 2 player game as opposed to more/fewer player games
bro my youtubefu needs to stop uploadin such long ahhh videos, I cant even finish a single one before the next 3 are out
hes dropping >1h videos every few days he is insane
would a solo adventure be even harder then or easier since you can dictate more?
bro my youtubefu needs to stop uploadin such long ahhh videos, I cant even finish a single one before the next 3 are out
hes dropping >1h videos every few days he is insane
aint watched a second of an NL video since he committed career suicide (not uploading Isaac twice a day)
aint reading allathat
allat*
OPEN MEGU FAST FAST FAST SFAST FASWT FAST
>he missed it
yeah unless it's kay (canthinky) I do not care about the midlets on megu
I watched 4 videos and none of them were kay
I decided today I'm gonna be a germ poster
how many minutes will he keep the promise? #d60 (47)
Finally back home.
I think I'm definitely a homebody neko, I dislike travel, I'd obviously like to work from home. Ironically despite disliking travel, I've been to 4 countries in the last 2 years, which is probably more than everyneko combined. I'm just fortunate enough to have a sugar daddy willing to pay for those holidays he wants to take me on, if he wanted to stay at home I'd be just as happy. I don't like the heat, nor the cold, nor the rain, nor the french.
temporarily taking a break from my germ posting to say
mother
the youtube description on this boni video is literally me
>go searching through germs tiktok for a good tok
>find nothing I like
>open megutv
>bassline junkie is playing
he survived being a germ poster for 14 minutes
it says 25 minutes and 11 minutes ago on the respective posts
>it's the bonbi emiru simping video
MeguTV is unironically on repeat, I HAVE SEEN ALL THESE FUCKING VIDEOS
yeah 14 minutes to the second
count it from where i said "im gonna be a germ poster", why would you count it from the second
then its even less than 14 minutes
exactly, you survived being a germ poster for.... 14 minutes
*breaths in*
*breaths out*
i wont get angry at neko for trying to troll me
why are you speaking on my behalf
i want to be a germ poster but i couldnt find a good tok on her page unfortunately. unlike whats currently on megutv, now THAT is a good tok
its obvious she is obsessed with bonbi because shes doing the kind of weird eccentric shit that bonbi does but its not even close to looking like bonbi because shes forcing it and bonbi is just physically disabled
shrug emoji idrc either way
i saw a pic of bonbi blocking kay because she was flirting with the bonbiwaffen people and refused to listen to bonbis advice to stop flirting with neonazis
ive not seen this bonbi edit before (also thats 2 bonbis in a row)
cant believe a girl who plays with her own shit is more sane than a girl that grew up with her grandma
weve all seen the clip
remember that time I called out the bonbischizo for being the weirdo who shits on printed out pics of bonbi and he vehemently claimed he wasnt him? and then he got mad and posted the shit pics?
I remember.
Bonbi and all the bonbiposters in 2024 are coprophiliacs
remember that time I pretended to the bonbischizo, then called myself out as being the weirdo who shits on printed out pics of bonbi and then i posted the picture in an elaborate way to frame the hardworking and innocent bonbibros?I don't rememberI didn't do that, it was the bonbischizo
I love this
good boni, saved.
why are you saving bonis
am i not allowed to save bonis?
>>41400 #
no
also >>29809 ➡ # heres the (now deleted) pic of him posting bonbis printed out pic being shat on
>literally has an eidetic memory for imageless posts i made 2 months ago
i kneel...
I just went like 4 threads back, looked at 16 15 (didnt get to 14 since I found the posts) and searched for "bonbischizo" since I know thats what I wrote when i talked about him
and I assumed that was you due to how it was written, no biggie
If there's a post that you didn't make, and doesn't have a FUNKY/LATAM attached, you can assume with like 90% accuracy that it was me tbh
during that time we had like 6 different active posters or something like that so it isnt ALL sunshine and rainbows but yeah its usually just three of us and lately just us two and the occasional brapzilian who shows up, other 3 regularnekos are probably working or some shit
BONI YIPPIE:3333333
>>41410 #
pretty sure they were ALL discord ninjas trying to harass me as I proved in >>29742 ➡ # >>29743 ➡ #
YOOOO I LOVE THIS AUDIO
fr, this audio is top 5 on tiktok of all time.
No the boni one.
this audio? best song that came out of eurovision for sure
yeah i knew u meant the boni i was giving a theoretical question for myself
PIERCING ON YOUR LIP ITS PERFECT
NEVER SEEN ANOTHER GIRL THIS PERFECT
STICKING OUT YOUR TONGUE FOR THE PICTURE
YOU'RE SO PRETTY
YOU'RE SO POPULAR
I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR SWEETHEART
FUCKING COME HERE
GIVE ME YOUR HEART
genuinely shite song ngl (my music taste is mint)
is there anything about reki you actually liked at first impression?
LETS GOOOOOO
>snaggly tooth
huh?
oh I thought you were talking about boni cus it was boni on megu
I was about to ask what u were on about boni is perfect (for me)
germ saved germ
im a germ poster
der shillpostentok
is this girl cute? #8ball (Yes)
Top 5 apple.krisp toks of all time, unironically, this tok is so fucking good.
reki has round teeth, theyve been making me uncomfortable from the first second I laid my eyes upon her
I once made a famous post (no replies)
>I dont trust people with round teeth
Good Reki.
der rekialgo tonight
it cant be...
maya my hero thank you
I just scrolled back up to check, it's official, I have not posted a single reki since the nekoversary, this has been a rekifree nekoyear.and will continue to be so
just wait until she releases a tok in your favourite cos like killjoy or something, then youll be posting reki again
I know you cannot resist
I unironically do not believe she will cosplay killjoy again. I'm happy to be proven wrong.
>like killjoy
>like
the like referring to that it being a floating variable but still relating to one of your favourite cosplays
yes sure but I think I know
I was going to assume it was
>stop being so autistic
The most beautiful thoughts are always besides the darkest
Today, I seriously thought about killing you
I contemplated, premeditated murder
And I think about killing myself
And I love myself way more than I love you, so…
Today, I thought about killing you, premeditated murder
You'd only care enough to kill somebody you love
The most beautiful thoughts are always besides the darkest
you want to hear very important life lesson?
>>41435 #
If she cosplayed Yae Miko and it was good I'd be happy but wouldnt post it.
>>41439 #
Sure :D
>>41440 #
>Sure :D
If you are ever in sweden and get forced (under gun threat perhaps) into signing a note of paper where it says that you admit a debt to someone else, and they sell this paper off to someone else, someone who had no idea that said admittance of debt was made under threat, you cannot legally get the debt annulled because it was made under pretenses that would otherwise nullify such a debt admittance. This is because the purchaser of the debt had no idea nor had any suspicion / reason to know of said threat
That felt more like a math question than it did a life lesson.
Basically, don
Ill simplify it wait
You are threatened to sign a admittance of debt and said debt is sold off to a person that buys it in good faith of its creation. You are not able to sue to get the debt letter invalidated, because the new creditor was in good faith
I fully understood it you didnt need to SIMPlify it for me.
I had to work through the mental parsing
wait is that three bonis in a row or was t he chain broken by the gaynekos
I definitely would. I obsessively posted reki, a 6/10 on a good day.
jk reki is the best and i dont dislike her
she cant be the best I just exclaimed (before you) that boni was the best
lets settle this
boni or reki? #d2 (1)
i want my feelings to stop being a tornado
i hate my living situation fr
I got no advice for you sorry
it's so epic that I am forced to share a bedroom with my layabout, weed smoking brother, who was still in bed when I left the house this morning and went to bed 40 minutes after I got home.
Literally no time in the day to have my own personal space in this shithole Birmingham Estate
Man, this December, I remember... I'm moving out by this time next year fr fr. I'm gonna get one of those phd studentships
maybe you gotta become one of those people that use their phone for everything or grab a laptop and sit in the deepest darkest corner of a library
doesnt seem like hes gonna be getting off his bum at any rate
are you not on student loans? im surprised you cant just get a student apartment
thats crazy
I
It is what it is my neko, it is what it is.
I'm just frustrated I spent 12 hours at uni just to come home and not even have a chance to play a game, or watch anything
>>41461 #
is it because of not having space or because you feel as if you wouldnt be able to do those things without infringing on his peace?
Im personally of the opinion that if youre both sharing then youre both allowed to do whatever you want as long as it isnt very obviously a nuisance to the other person
Cant you use headphones?
idk what the english word is but you know the fabric bag you dress your covers in?
the greeen shit in this pic, what about draping one of those over your head and the screen at the same time so that its "catching" the light
or just installing a program to dim the lights heavily / in the settings
the duvets jumper??
so this thai man is basically you but instead of lifting it up for the pic you just pull it underneath the screen so youre basically in a one-cover pillowless pillow fort
I found a perfect pic when I searched for "funny lan pics"
this is basically you, its a classic anti-screen cheating strat but you do it to stop the light
Dear Neko, I woke up traumatized today because a rat was in my toilet bowl. it took a long time but the pest eventually got flushed.
im sitting in my duvet jumper fort. this is bonipilled.
Boniscience strikes again
RAAAAAAAAAAH
y her nosebled
I just read a two page question description just for the question to be
"Help NAME."
Its more verbose than I am holy shit what a mess but genuinely such an interesting question goddamn
530 the toks missing...
any nekos awake :D
skye neko is gonna hate this
Through a stroke of fortune I have learnt that lacrossefu is 178cm tall. Working on cup size next
i am hungry yet again, I don't get it
I ate yesterday to get rid of this shit and now it's back
neko.. you need to eat the can of beans daily to get rid of the hunger debuff, in patch 3.8 they made hunger come back
Neko is 1 inch taller than lacrossfu, I am 1 inch shorter than lacrossfu
its over for me
new reki
new neko
my wife is skiing
2024... germ forgotten
1 minute long police body cam footage on megu
yeah im more interested in the new Azra
why do you say Azra
wow, he must be really cool to be able to change entire names for people through sheer conviction
unpopular opinion but Arie needs to disappear
why
dumb,
SHES A VERY KINKY GIIIRL
THE KIND YOU DONT TAKE HOME TO MOTHAAAA
SHE WILL NEVER LET YOUR SPIRITS DOOOWN
Should've assumed it was BP (British Petroleum)
Wanna tell you that I like you but I dont cus Im not sure
I could take her heart and score, then I'll love her till shes sore
I could break her heart in four and then I dont want her anymore
Rare unposted boni
>you now remember stimky
cant say I do. i dont remember stimky
I remember stimky and her "walked out looking like money" wrapped in a blanket tok
>you now remember 'awfu
hoping I dont 🙏
the haters WILL be hanged when the day of the rope comes
I still dont know what the + means in LGBTQ
+ (all of the people who arent listed in the acronym)
Havent you heard thaaaat, I'm the new cancer
Never looked better and... you cant stand iiiitttt
ruby on megu :o
ROLLY WRIST IM THE SHIIT
21 WITH THE KIDS
whatever happened to el
idk, only bubswigger posted her
not true el was pretty popular back in the day.
yeah in the 80s maybe
when she was no longer popular, only bubswigger kept posting her for like 2 years after the fact
naurrrrr 💀☠💀☠💀☠
I hate this asian tf2 dancer because literally every single one of his vids are the exact same
They'd be fine if they were 15 seconds long. I get it, you're the tf2 spy, I don't need a full minute of this
I like this song
she looks greasy ngl
>log into valorant
>"you've been a very naughty boy"
>30 minute timer before I can Q again
maybe you should be a nicer person and respect all Champions of Valorant! in the future
:O
koto :D
>synced [1 / 6]
BONIII :3
top 5 bonis of all time in my opinion
I wouldnt go that far
yeah but unlike you i am LITERALLY mr rage
wow shrivix' cosplays are so good
I love half naked men
>he replies to himself
it's called setting up the joke and knocking it down
its not as funny when youre samefrogging
frog? i HATE the french 😡
wow I wonder what this 15 year old is showing off in this tok
>next tok was hk and adriana
yeah, another pair of 15 year olds, sad
love when they dress modest
thick sweaters and coveralls? these 15 year olds have style! and a burkha???? oh my..
IF YOU GAVE ME A CHANCE I WOULD TAKE IT
ITS A SHOT IN THE DARK BUT I'LL MAKE IT
woah top 3 kay toks of all time for sure 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
good tok
(this one not kay)
another retarded lookijng male (woman)
i've seen this fucking video too many times, it is not remotely funny nor interesting
whoever she is, she ism y belovded
I dont like this acid cus it looks like she has a monobrow
Girl I fuck who I want
and fuck who I dont
Got that A1 credit
Ate that filet mignon
She said, "I never wanna make you mad
I just wanna make you proud"
I said, "Baby just make me cum
Then don't make a sound"
im back, sorry i went to
germ on megutv
lmao it's the noemi chazprinceton edit, thats a classic
noemiprinceton
youre lucky this time because 2! = 2 even if I know you didnt do it that way on purpose
i did it on purpose i am a factorial god, call me factorio
Im over koto ngl
i posted dis :D
trans media
ass
ass....
dangerous megu
wtf this tok again?
my valorant ban is finally over, time to Q and instalock jett
wtf this jawfu JUST happened
megu knew I paused the jawfu and didnt watch it so it played it aagain when it knew i was focused on the screen (ass)
someone beat me to the instalock jett, wtf do i pick
im ngl the first 22 days of january were easy mode but I think
omg boni.... im sorry i wont continue my post its too obscene, i love boni i must be nice
lol neon
top frag neon incoming? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
looking.....
watching 🥰
dont look it spoils DR2
I have 3 weeks to decide what alcohol im chugging sat infront of my pc on valentines day
LAG SPIKES CONSTANTLY
My connection is fine until I load up valorant. istg I'm going back to zomboid after
your posts lag on neko as well but that might be the site only given its been like this past week
Neon is garbage
neon is broken
Neon is cute!!!! Neon tummy!!!
Is it too late to jump into Dota 2
>skye got nerfed hard
>retarded teammate picks him
>counters the flash nerf by.... not flashing all game
open megu NOW
its a command, not a sggestion
I didn't hehe
It's the end of thr first half, guess my kd
<0.5 because you are focusing too hard on using your abilities that you just end up dying mid dash because you arent shooting back
Literally worse, because i can't aim because my team is DOGSHIT
and I have 100% accuracy
we are not the same
I'm going 4 to 13...
SIX TO FOURTEEN, NEVER SAY NEVER
>8-15
>wasn't bottom frag
we win these
back to your roots
its breeze, i dont wanna pick killjoy on breeze
I cant remember who that is desculpe
nvm I remember
rare tokfu not many has that one
Isso é meu, minha flor brasileira
Minha Paulista
I kind of respect you for learning a new language to satisfy your obsession over a tokfu. I would do the same but I already know english
but its mostly the obsession speaking. I plan for it to carry me to somewhat conversational level and then my ability in being able to understand the culture and music will carry my interest further
[YouTube] ???
>da língua e da cultura
guess I havent yet gotten to the part where you differentiate between o/a and when you should instead use da
Obsession?
my aim is so garbage lately, what the SPRUCE happened
you had one good game on jett and started thinking you were him and then you got comfortable and your wife ended up divorcing you
play another game of valorant jett to prove im him
or
play a fun game like zomboid
#d2 (2)
if 1 then u gotta stream it
LETS GOOOO FREE FROM TJE JETT CURSE OF DOGSHIT TEAMMATES THAT DONT FOLLOW UP
>TJE
naurrrr simple spelling error
nubir soeklkub g nusrtakjes
sorry I dont speak dutch
we gaaaaaaan
i play zomboid, no more jett, no more crying
zomben dood, wat nou?
sorry i dont speak dutch
because Im speedrunning these lessons I always end up losing a life on uva because I keep selecting egg instead of grape
uva ovo uva ovo uva ovo fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk
>my team is bad
>im lagging
>oh im speedrunning
excuses, excuses, EXCUSES
im bored of zomboid, time to go click heads
>log in
>instantly invited to a 5 stack by some girl i have never spoken to
this is gonna be hell
if you accept then
You do it to yourself, you do
And that's why it really hurts
Is that you do it to yourself, just you
You and no one else
You do it to yourself
You do it to yourself
you REaLLY like this song huh?
yeah I found it yesterday from the bonitok even though Ive heard the boni tok many times in the past I Just realized it was radiohead and i looked up the lyrics and found it
also because all my current problems are self-imposed and thus, I do it to myself, I do. And thats why it really hurts
rate my team
(Picking...)
THE ENEMY TEAM IS ALSO 5 DUELISTS WT SPRUCE
this will be the duelist showdown, of ultimate destiny
big guns, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
any only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the duelist showdown, of ultimate destiny
im streaming it if you wanna watch
8==D
Chazprinceton stream?
he turned off his facecam cus he accidentally doxxed himself...
Our colombian-british prince
germ
two girls on the team, will our hero Aztec Parentage rizz them up?
Huzzah, my arrival has been swift and unannounced!
I keep making the same error because I read it and try to answer directly because doing the exact same 4 words over and over is making me go fucking crazy
Its not even a mistake I do because I dont know the answer, its because I autopilot because I know the answer too well
yeah? well I bite my tongue it's a bad habit
Got the club going up on a tuesday
Club?
Mama call me on the phone and ask me if I'm still trappin'
I'm like "No ma'am"
what the duck are you talking about
Riding in my lo lo with no one beside me
I can do it solo if nobody's riding
I can do it solo
L4d2 or dota 2? #d2 (1)
God gives me his toughest battles
Stop masturbating to anime girls. It is that simple
I haven't masturbated to anime girls in ~7 hours, 32 minutes and 48 seconds
I can sleep when I'm dead, ain't that shit true
Until then Imma do what I do
Yeah she was hot back in the day when Simpsons was risque
I know youre joking but it always baffled me that simpson porn exists. What kind of psycho jacks off to that?
Im not joking.
based
I forgot to mention this but I was on the bus earlier and this girl infront of me, cant have been older than 12, she pulled her phone out to check the time (I assume) and her lock screen background picture was Skibidi Toilet
Stop staring at children at the bus stop
I know you're joking but it always baffled me that skibidi toilet exists. What kind of psycho laughs at that?
Nekomin is doing his thing again
Dont talk to children you sick fuck. Im calling the police
Failing to keep up the conversation with this uber driver. My rider rating is plummeting....
I know you're joking but it's always baffled me that uber exists. What kind of psycho pays to be driven around?
The site just randomly spiked in connected users
Uh oh its rising, the feds are here again
Sorry. I was the trojan horse
Sometimes when I go to plug my phone charger in I struggle to find the hole
Did you tell the uber driver that?
Me? No, I'm not rich enough for uber
I ride-share on Lyft
You cant suffer in britain
everyone suffers in britain
Here I am, laid bare, at the end of my rope. I've lost all hope. So Long!
Molly Connolly just broke up with me over the revealing nature of the songs.
You goddamn kids had best be gracious with the merch money you spend
Because for you I won't ever have rough sex with Molly Connolly again.
Here I am, laid down, at the end of my rope, wishing I had not been born.
Now I've spewed too much. I can never shut it up. I thought you should be warned
And I implied black sky took the needle to my eye and sucked out all its glow,
But Molly Connolly ruined my life. I thought the world should know.
I can't stop thinking about what she did wrong to me.
I can't figure out just what I did wrong.
I'll kill myself thinking about the things that you did to me.
I'll kill myself! I'll kill myself! I'll kill myself
>rezzi posted the names of everyone that subbed to her patreon for some reason
>one of the usernames is "nekokun"
naurrr which one of you is it
>>41695 #
im doing good how are you?
those are just song lyrics from a song i like, the song lyrics are a bit dramatic but they dont represent my emotional state at all right now :D
I really like the "took the needle to my eye and sucked out all its glow" line. that really do be how it feel when you go through a breakup, am i right? the world just gets duller and monochrome.
woah oh oh molly connolly ruined my life, i thought the world should know
The most beautiful thoughts are always besides the darkest
Today, I seriously thought about killing you
I contemplated, premeditated murder
And I think about killing myself
And I love myself way more than I love you, so…
Today, I thought about killing you, premeditated murder
You'd only care enough to kill somebody you love
The most beautiful thoughts are always besides the darkest
ahem. --MOTHER--
dreamt I went to brazil for some unrelated reason and met boni and her friends there. the most awkward and simpy conversation was had where she introduced me to her friends
genuinely a nightmare
it woke me up after like 2 hours of sleep as well
>met boni
a dream
>her friends
ah, thats the nightmare part
remembers the fat asuka cosplayer
no, meeting boni itself in the dream was also incredibly strange and felt incredibly one sided
they say never meet your heroes
Bonbi would not last 5 minutes in brazil. Some whaler from rio de janeiro would have snatched her the moment she landed on shore
why the bonbi hate?spread love not hate
I dont hate her. I have no personality so I copy jokes from imageboards.
Ah okay, any good new jokes lately to be found on nekochen.net?
I fucking hate rain so much
Rain is destroying my home
not anymore i guess
uma pequeno aranha in my room right now, I saw him as I returned to my domicile after having showered
anyways now that the dust has settled, why were there so many people here tonight
I didn't know South America had monsoons, I thought that was only an India thing tbh
tiktok genuinely is so bad for finding new tokkers, literally how do you discover people in the modern era? its not possible, it's like california after the gold rush ended, all the gold is gone, now you're just a freak panning in a river endlessly
The rain hard is getting worse every year. About a year or two ago a city next to mine got completely flooded that people had to hop onto their roofs.
I found Acid through the algorithm like 3 years ago, and have not found anyone as good since.
Sitting here, waiting for my online meeting to start. (It was booked 2 months ago and I worry my lecturer has forgotten about it)
Is it strange that I have literally THOUSANDS of hours of talking to people online but I get nervous in online meetings more so than face to face?
Yeah what if your coworkers screencap you while you pick your nose
good morning
what do we think of "palworld" my streamerfu is playing it, she is so cute and the game looks like trash
yeah the game looks like garbage and I heard that pal means dick in Portuguese so your twitchfu is playing dickworld. blackpilled again perchance
yeah my twitchfu is trans and has a bf so she's already all about dickworld, whitepilled again
how is that whitepilling
cuckneko...
If you think about it logically your fu having a bf is whitepilling because it means they're a HVW (High Value Woman). A forever single 'fu is a BAB (Basic Ass Bitch). Therefore, I posit, that your ''fu having a 7'15 tall bf is perfectly good and she should take selfies with him in the elevator and literally nowhere else.
anyways the sun is back in my country
I have to make the decision whether or not it's time to stop moping and I think the answer is yes, you cannot suffer when there's blue skies and sunlight
>>41735 #
>you cannot suffer when there's blue skies and sunlight
true! i think winter is bad here in the land of anglos, but it'd be worse up there next to the land of finns. probably rains less, i dunno, does it rain a lot there? i imagine not as much as england
China and Norway has a common neighbour isn't that crazy
>UK average rainfall: 800mm to 1400mm
>Sweden average rainfall: 500mm to 800mm
uhhh, neko, bigger number = more rain
because you're including parts in the arctic circle where it doesn't precipitate much, as well as south
I know the west coast sees more average rain than England
true, england does seem to have lower rainfall, the UK includes the far north of scotland and also wales and stuff. i guess if we compare the rainiest part of sweden to the driest part of england, sweden will win
the rainiest part of Sweden gets ish 1300-1400 mm per year
I'm looking up random city names in England and average rain per year in those places, they don't even get 100mm
>random city names
top 5 english city names tierlist?
no
either way, 36mm per month is still <500mm a year which is kids play
not my city 🥰
>he doxxed himself
oh no no no 🤣
I remember one year it rained so much the forest trail close to me just completely collapsed and last autumn it rained so much that an entire town kinda just broke apart and the euro highway broke as well
I think I saw my ex on the bus this morning, not what I wanted to see at 7:20
I didnt look close enough to verify but from the outside before i had walked in it looked like her, same style and everything. She got off at the same stop as me (but was stood behind me so I couldnt check) and had the same perfume that she used to have as well
Horror experience. First a nightmare dream and then a nightmare real life?
With my newfound conviction and the return of blue skies and my heavenlybodyfu, I have decided I am no longer going to be a complainerneko (until the next winter season). No complaints anymore
Will I still be rude? The answer to this question is yet unknown
Here's something to be a Positive Neko about :D
https://www.twitch.tv/tenshi
Dragula has been streaming for 14 hours straight and his room is pitch blue
>Drag Tank
when westerner go to war.... am i right???
>ohmycheeseflip123: Every val player needs to know that there's a anti gaming therapist I've tried it... And I hopped on after 3 days again
>get a toxic french person in my game
>ask him why he doesnt just Q paris, why it's ALWAYS french people in london servers being assholes
>"im not even french im morrocon"
BRO YOU'RE ON THE WRONG FUCKING CONTINENT'S SERVERS
guess which one is the masculine dude and which 3 are the uwu soft egirls
>girl on team
>i top frag
>i sent her a fr
>she accepts instantly
it is LITERALLY that easy to get valorant egf
how old and what nationality?
I wish my play throughs were full of toxic french gamer girls
Just lost a life on duolingo because of what I think Ive been taught is a wrong answer
but I wont complain, this just means I get to learn another way to say it
(I am fuming)
How do you get a warning every 4 games
the game that i top fragged (as chamber) and added the girl in, i called our cypher a fucking retard because he had voice comms muted and was ignoring our text chat callouts. then i might've swore at our fade when he just... stared... at the killjoy mollys on the bomb and it took me and SHE shouting "SHOOT THEM SHOOT THEM" to rouse him from his dragula esc braindead coma.
anyway, she added me back, i toxic for she.
i call her tenshi because i toxic.
>>41769 #
>i called our cypher a fucking retard because he had voice comms muted
do you think he heard you?
>play one game of jett
>suddenly super toxic and gotten 3 warnings in the span of 3 days
the memes are real
>>41770 #
in text chat
>>41771 #
she went offline immediately after we lost the first game we duo'd together, thinking about changing my name to "i miss her" or more accurately in my case "i missshots"
>>41772 #
>in text chat
yeah if you had played kids games (league) more in the past you wouldve known that text chat is scoured by the watchful eye of regex word matching bots that instantly find bad words and toxic messages and bans you
voice chat is safer, especially if you say stuff in a really funny accent cus t he bots cant tell you are saying slurs
>>41773 #
>kids games (league)
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike chad with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
(very texan accent) this boy here is a retard *tips hat*
I said funny accent, aka unintelligible easterner slurred slavaccent
you think the american company cant discern americanese?
fuck you texas and fuck your lone star beer
>valorant girl just messaged me to tell me she's in love with me
we can't stop winning bros
oh yeah im meguing
>open megu
>first tok i see is something i posted
I was about to leave the house to go into the big city but I will stay and watch for she.
This video is literally about me and how I love Ame.
Not surprised our resident paypiggy is also a vtuber watcher
You don't know I'm the resident paypiggy you can't possibly know that you are a liar neko you are a guesser neko you are wrong also I.
Also I don't even watch vtubers it was a joke it was a funny neko neko funny funny neko joke.
>I dont even watch vtubers
then how do you know about ame
Because when I saw the video it was called "ame version" and I know ame is watson amelia, the vtuber :D
yeah totally
you are a vtuber simp
[YouTube] ???
>200k views on youtube
>found it on a /wsg/ feels thread
yeah totally I saw how you found the video until you deleted it to change the narrative
what about no lying in january huh? yeah youre called out vtubersimppaypiggy
I only give Ame 23% of my paycheck (+ tip)
That's not paypiggy mode you idiot, thats just a normal donator.
We are in an economic recession and you just cease all payments (that you have obligated yourself to send) to your muses?
Despicable
[YouTube] ???
speaking of ame, here's an ame fan song I really like.
this is it, the best koto to have ever existed
even under a global depression, you should pay everything for your tokfu
der reki :D
reki's new tok was so cute i almost broke no reki january
you said no reki new neko year
emphasis on year
will I survive no reki new neko year? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
dont even 8ball it, the answer is no
AY AY AY
just remember, if you break the vow, i will lose the little respect i already have for you
pacta sum servanda
how can i build that respect back up?
pacta sunt servanda, sorry i wrote the wrong latin
>>41801 #
just by being yourself! youre a really cool and funny guy and im happy to spend time on neko with you :D
oops didnt mean to open a post meant to ctrl f
they tell me Im a god
I NEVER WANTED TO DANCE
WITH NOBODY BUT YOU
I NEVER WANTED TO DANCE
WITH NOBODY BUT YOU
But you wouldnt t ake no for an answer, you fuckin bitch
What did he ctrl f
the nuclear launch codes, I had to check if numbers schizo had gotten back with those yet (I sent him on a secret mission to get me then)
>he doxxed El Numero Schizo's military post rank
good job, you just killed our informant
I wish I knew...
I WISH I KNEW YOU WANTED ME OOOOOOOOOH GOTTA TAKE A MOVE GOTTA BITE MY TONGUE IT'S BISCUITS ITS GRAVY OH
Someone recommend me a tokker I might like
@spiriteclips3
Just indulge in your desires, no need to be chaste
Life is meant to be lived hedonistically
The first reki I'm gonna post is a classic.
HE WENT FAKKIN OPEN SESAME ON YOUR MINGE???
women have gross slangs for their pussies.
"minge"
"gash"
send you my love on the wire
lift you up, everytime
every one (ooo) pulls away (ooo)
nekochen Las Vegas meetup 2024?
Sorry I only go gambling in Macau
portuguese is a dying language in macau, sorry langauge anon.it's gambling in vegas for you
I had no idea they spoke portuguese in macau until after I had already sent the postI just knew Macau was the hotspot for north korean ransomware money laundering
If we're gonna be card counting I think I would rather be in the US than China tbh, I dont think they take too kindly on gweilo
I'm never going to china, not racist I just fucking hate them
NOT tai ho le of you, at all
Only countries I like are England, Germany, Dutch and Finland
Those are also in my top 4least liked
Sushi or burger? #d2 (2)
lets gooooo
Fuck you japan
fuck yuuuu whare and fucka you dorfin
I love my country, I hate the people in it
I do not complain, I shant
Complainerneko...
>Guy calls me
>Says Ciao at the end of the call
muhahaha little did he know I interpreted his Ciao as Tchau 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 huehuehuehuehue
You will never be brazilian, you eat green peas intead of beans and bananas
Send that one back to the drawboard and work on it a little, I think you have potential
I wonder how a swede would adapt to the climate of Brazil. Would he die of heat if he moved to rio
I boil alive and feel uncomfortable in 25+ but boni? she wears a jacket and says
>Less than 30 ish. degrees for me is cold
I used to wear jackets in the summer and shorts during the winter when I lived in the US.
I wear hoodies in the summer but thats because if it starts blowing or night falls then they are the perfect temperature, if its just blazing sunlight I can tie it around my waist or something
My university shares a campus with the local college. See a cute girl? Gotta try and see her ID badge colour, if it's blue, she's a college student and you're going to jail
Alt girls flood the supermarkets by my uni because of all the high schools in the nearby area
Cant even buy a baguette in peace
stay away from children you CREEP
I wish I had an aut gf
thats as normal as it gets
youve got a point
so does a knife but I'm not bladee gang
slightly amusing joke, I must admit
Contender for joke of the year might I say
Perchance
What did the brazilian couple say to the waiter when he asked them if they eat chicken?
Nós não comemos frango
big glasses
sorry cant watch dragula, ashuushi is streaming and i heard 2 nekos say they rizzed her up ready for me
there's a colombian playing valorant from his little shack. i think that is beautiful
cant believe youre still following ashuushi when you were too scared to enter her stream when she was actually current
thats why you watch her when she goes live
yeah ok lets believe that
IT'S FAKE IT'S FAKE YOU PHOTOSHOPPED THAT
admit you photoshopped that, i dont want the other nekos to think i'd simp for a midlet like Ashitshi
I do not legally own Adobe Photoshop
neither do i and yet in all my grinder pics i look 5'11 despite being 5'7, explain that. it's called pirated photoshop
In fact, now after thourough consideration over the legal definition of 'own', I do not own Adobe Photoshop.
der lawyer neko
law is so fun
if they change the laws do you have to get your degree all over again?
yup, a single law changed = every lawyer needs to take an 80 hour course to make sure they are all up to date
holy heck, im glad i study biology, they havent changed biology yet, except the fricking libtards are trying to turn men into women!
I read about a lower-level politician that had a blog in the 90s where he was a renowned homophobe racist and then a decade later he gets caught by his wife (third marriage) wearing her pantyhose so he came out as a tranny
Apparently he had been crossdressing since he was a kid with his moms clothing. In the modern day he has "transitioned" but still works for the Christian Democrats party. He stole $5000 from an LGBT+ organization he was the sitting president of a few years back
maybe some men only get married so they can cross dress.
>an unironic transwoman (brave/beautiful) has gotten married THREE times and I've not even gotten a valorant girlfriend yet
why does every degenerate have a wife and kids and i'm only slightly-degenerate and i have neither.
>>41891 #
i went outside earlier today
The issue isnt not going outside, its not interacting with other people whilst there
which is the same problem I also have
i dont remember his name, but he did get doxed. if you browsed 4chan a few years back you likely came across a photo of a cross dresser with a Make America Great Again hat, but he's also a BLM blacked sissy fetishist. the guy got married several times and has kids.
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apparently he was a cop in NYC, his name is kane or something.
I asked a girl on a date in ~July 2022
>>41893 #
Yeah I remember the pictures of that guy, let me see if I can find them on my harddrive, I remember saving like 40 of them, were good for a few faps
Last time I explicitly asked a girl out on a date was in 2011 I believe, or maybe 2012
Last and only other time I initiated anything with a girl was 2019
my point is the weirdest people out there are getting married to decently cute women and having kids with them.
>he only stole $5000
lame.
He had 3 kids with his first wife and then the other two he was childless with
Actually now that I remember it, the 2nd and the 3rd marriage were with the same person since he had to divorce in order to start his legal gender transition due to some law that has since been changed
3 kids carry his mutant freak genes.
being LGBT+ isn't genetic...
No but being a weird fuck is.
idk how the process works, I dont know if you have to actually hire a lawyer or just sign a few documents and post them off
the new reki (ooc) looks so pretty, im telling you this so you can go to https://www.tiktok.com/@sleepyreki and see for yourself
>he doesnt type the whole link manually
i don't do anything MANually, i do it womanually
noemi
haters baffled
the new reki (ooc) is actually goated fr https://www.tiktok.com/@spiriteclips3/video/7328048557485804832
I usually think tenshi is pretty cute but something about this video when she's dancing with her eyes closed I just see an alien
👽
like full on little green man doing fortnite dances
yeah I see it
I'd assume losing respect is a spectrum rather than a one time deal
It would be the first and only time his respect has dipped below 100% so its the same thing really
Americans dont drive manual
i swear the warning gets bigger every time they show me one
I dodged because my teammates immediately said "whats up my n words" except he said the word, i dont wanna play with racist children, so i get a warning?
smurfing is fine, toxic french bitches are fine, but dodging games because you dont want to play with le funny racists? wow you're LITERALLY hitler.
they can't ban me for dodging lobbies
Do you dare test them on that theory?
I've paid for a couple of skins, so my account has ban immunity. Maybe a poor person would be banned, but me? I'm valorant royalty. I have NEVER been toxic to a woman either, I'm literally the nicest guy you'll ever meet (until I hear oui oui jem'apple)
imagine learning french on duolingo
must be kanker ngl
im locked in as the deadlock :d
I tried to flex on swedish duolingo by taking a test deep in the "tree" and I got one of the questions wrong
I mean, their answer is technically correct, they translated it literally to "The pasta, thanks" when the way people actually use the swedish word for thanks in that context would be the same as the english "please" so the answer shouldve accepted "The pasta, please"
Its over, I cant even speak my own language
>one guy afk
>we have to vote remake round 2
literally how do you lock in as a champ and then just disappear for 2 minutes
kinda gay
i was waiting for you to ask "what accent"
yeah youre just kinda gay so thats all i could comment on
i've kissed one guy in my entire life, thats less than the UK average
Ive kissed more men than you have yet youre the one thinking about "manly" men with "big cock[s]"
I got this guy on my team and someone dodged 😭
you think about cocks in your free time and for free
i kissed men in competition and for honour
he kissed people in for honor???!?!
who did you play? I played Nobushi.
yeah nobushi
she was my most played, 2nd most played was zerker, third probably the traditional knight guy but also a decent amount of the big war axe viking guy
I nolifed that game on release, I think I was like top 10 nobushi level at some point just smurfing in ranked (dogshit mode) and back then in like 2014 or whatever, I was posting cool funny clips on reddit of my plays and people were upvoting them
>we all were nobushi players
Scientists need to examine if there's a link between Nobushi mains and Neko posters
it was early 2017 actually, i had forgotten when the game came out
anyways zerker with his mind games and nobushi with her agility and chip damage distance management gameplay were really fun
fuck PK players
did you play the game for long? I stopped playing right before the first new characters were coming out, Centurion and Shaman I think
actually I just looked up the characters, I wasnt top 10 nobushi but she was my 2nd highest, I was a top 10 valkyrie back when she was incredibly piss broken in the start
leg swipe double stab leg swipe double stab leg swipe double stab sometimes you dodge back and lunge stab, shit was so broken SOOOO broken
then after that I got into nobushi
who did yall play in gaypex
i played wattson xD
As meninas fritam batatas
frfr
in english?
Bom xibom xibom bombom
I cant believe Carla Cristina and the Band of Girls said this. Preach, girlies
team is toxic again because theres a girl
as a biologist i know that males compete for female attention in most animal species, and valorant toxicity is the human equivalent of peacocking (peacocks show off their feathers, best and biggest feathers gets the girl)
woah momma, tummy alert 🛑
decent, decent
lets see paul allen's noemi
I dont get the distinction between Nós and A gente
I'm not a portugese speaker otherwise I would help you :/
posts like this fascinate me
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>I successfully pretended to be normal for about 18 months. It was dreadful and far worse than any other thing I've had to deal with, even though I've had my own money and basement to live in for quite awhile. All the pussy in the world couldn't get me to do it again.
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>Women are awful. Modern western civilization is awful. Working for Mr.Shekelstein at $15/hr so he makes $1500/hr is existential-dread tier.
the guy lived as a neet for years, one year becomes a functional human being, doesnt like and returns to his old way of life.
I wrote both of those and while it makes me sound like I just do not touch sugary things in any capacity, I do use a decent amount of honey in my tea but thats about the extent of that, maybe I grab a single square of a chocolate bar if I find one in the fridge
>>41966 #
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>>41592 #
>I know what you mean, friend. Maybe not to the same extend as you, but still. I'm not sure if it's good or bad, but I've been living in "bare minimum" mode for a while now, and I can't complain, though I don't really care about excessive riches. I recommend looking into passive income, minimalism, and ways you can "minmax" your income\expenses.
>And importantly, never fully close yourself off from others, including women. You can dislike their actions and behaviors, but mentally closing yourself off isn't worth it. Keep the door open.
is this numbers schizo?
thats fair i guess
what imageboard
late class tomorrow, even later home arrival
some may've complained but not me, not this time
better to have a late class than a super early class imho
honestly, despite the fact that early classes result in me getting 6 hours of sleep max, I would rather have that given my commute because then its still day when I get home and I can decide whether or not I want to be productive or not
When its a midday or later class, I end even later and arrive home in the evening, the illusion of choice isnt there
I get like less than 6 hours of sleep every night
you get used to it
I hate valorant, I'm gonna quit for real this time
nobody plays that anymore :/
I wonder if valorant girls that are trying to be incognito and not reveal that they are girls use the male gendered version of thanks instead of the female gendered one
pretty sure they just dont speak and don't have their username set to "beautiful buttercup" or whatever the spruce women use
if you type it in portuguese then the last letter of the word indicates if you are a man or a woman speaking
I forgot to add the portuguese part since I was revising my message
portugese speakers are too poor to afford valorant
You dont have to bully Portugal like that
>it's another episode of classmate starting an unskippable cutscene in class
an.. unskippable cutscene?
I got what neko meant with that
can you explain por favor
Its like when they ask a question and then youre stuck in a 10 minute unskippable cutscene where its just one character having a soliloquy whilst the teacher is trying to tell them why theyre wrong but they wont listen
>It's a neko starts an uncuttable cutscene in the Lacrossefu main story arc episode
I watch them every time
I guess I'm the dumb one then since the other neko understood instantly but yeah I know what you're talking about. Especially when they're just monologuing about their life and it's tangentially related to the topic at hand.
>>41993 #
You have to explain this one. Is the unskippable cutscene when he starts blogging about lacrossefu, or is it when someone else posts during a lacrossefu blogposting session.
Daily update: I am still smurfing in pisslow on Duolingo
I am comfortably in 1st place on the leaderboards with an astounding 4000 exp vs the 2nd best at 1900
This is also considering the fact that I am playing against people with the unlimited lives battle pass P2W feature and I am a lowly freelo grinder.
Yes but you're cardcounting to get unlimited lives. Next post is gonna be quads, better post something good!
H
Finally, the pressure was too much for me to handle
