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look at nekomisa
germ
hit or miss!
Ryo still makes toks
you play with them balls like its fifa!
Piercing on your lip it's perfect,
Never seen another girl this perfect,
Sticking out your tongue for the picture,
You're so pretty,
You're so popular,
I just want to be your sweetheart,
Fucking come here,
Give me your heart.
Did you know that Vince McMahan shat on a woman's face during a threesome
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
>calls herself neko misa
>has never cosplayed misa
the bus is packed like sardines but I cannot complain because it's taking me home
hoje eu vou comer novinha
enfiar no bucetão
NOOOOOOOOOOOO TENSHI YOU FORGOT TO HIDE YOUR SCREEN WHILST SEARCHING
TENSHI YOU'RE GONNA BE STREAM SNIPED
holy frick is that forsen.jpg
the bus is starting to smell like food, I just know it's the incredibly massive fatass that entered after me
>get into a lobby
>incredibly loud french person speaking french
literally go back to your own servers reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Everywhere I go, bitch, I gotta keep a pistol
I see an opp, hollows kiss 'em like some mistletoe
back to gold 1, holy shit, i get so tilted and just play like shit every game and also my team is bad and im lagging and riot games is intentionally making me have aim inaccuracy
back to gold 1 as in youre climbing or?...
as in i FRICKING DERANKED AGAAIN
perhaps its time for me to install, rank to p1 and uninstall again all over the weekend just to prove who is the best player
who has the highest peak rank? yeah, its me buddy
skill levels increase in the entire population over time, plat 2 of yesterday is gold 1 of today as we have noted
if I can get p1 today then Im better than those who cannot, i.e. p2 peakers (p1 today is basically diamond of yesterday)
you laugh now but when I hit play and youre still in low gold hardlow Ill be the one laughing (in portuguese)
if you reinstall and climb to plat 1, you wont be laughing, you'll be as depressed as me, forced to play this shit game with bad teammates who dont push and has 1 girl and 2 french people in every game
I looked up videos yesterday on the distinction of a gente and nós yesterday so I know the difference now :3
>breeze again
funny how i cant rank up when they removed haven and nerfed the strats i used on lotus.
literally the two maps i had a winrate above 50% on
thats funny
I love the way germans say ja
the way they voice the inflections its so cute
this is the most annoying team i've ever heard just constant fucking memeing in all chat. school must be out for summer
>Im gonna dodge this lobby, do you wanna know why?
>(3 people say yeah/why)
>Its because, its really interesting when you find out why, its because, you call it (timer has been 0 for 3 seconds now and hes still stalling), the reason is bec- (lobby gets dodged)
A for effort
>hes actually back on valorant
first game since 22 Dec
>winning 9-3 at the first half
>our iso (bottom frag) disconnects
>it ties up to 12-12
i hate afkers so much fr
you needed him, he had more impact than you could possibly imagine
just lost a round cus the defuse was done 00.01 seconds too late
>14-14
>double overtime
>4vs5 for over half the game
>2 losers vote to draw
>+0 RR
it's sova
might uninstall holy fuck my team is retarded
i have 2 women on it not surrpised
>didnt respond
yeah time to rope ig
>my killjoy clutches so hard when its 7-7 (1v4 clutch) that the enemy team surrenders
gg i guess
yeah game still dookie uninstalled it
>dog ate a pigeon or some shit
>dad has been shouting for 20 minutes straight about it
damn if only the dog understood english
O cachorro comeu o pássaro
I assume that translates to "my dog ate a pigeon"
>The dog ate the bird
ah, not bad, I guess I'm somewhat of a portugese speaker myself
Meu machorro comeu a pomba
Poor dog, getting shouted at over eating a lil pigeon, it's just in her nature, she's got that killer instinct fr, and predator eyes and she probably mews. The pigeon was asking for it, landing in these ends, doesn't he know there's a dog on the loose?
oh its a girl dog
Tu cachorra comes a pomba
not something that I put to memory
also 42069 cringe number post
>he got 42069
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS WAITING IT'D BE SO EPIC
tu és 167cm? o homem pequeno...
I realized something earlier today
If youre a manlet you shouldnt be wearing big jackets with the hood pulled up
It was raining as I was waiting for the bus and this one person next to me had a big jacket and their hood pulled up to cover themselves from the rain as they were tapping away on their (water covered) phone
It wasnt until they stood up straight to look around for the bus that I realized it was a man, I had thought just purely from the height and no other details (as I had seen none) that it was a chick
I like dogs much better
Than cats and wolves and rats and bats
That I use when I get imaginative
I like dogs much better
Than cats and wolves and rats and bats
That I use when I get imaginative
I like dogs much better
Than people could ever be
I like dogs much better
Than people could ever be
bro had a beard as well
shouldnt have been born short i guess shrug emoji
I think in the rain people care more about staying dry than looking masculine so the creep next to them stops checking them out
Asked a girl "what are we" once
Worst mistake of my life
Unrelated but levanta mão if you really like boobs cus man I love them
Red Dead Redemption 2 is so beautiful, I bought the game during the christmas sale and I'm barely doing missions, just riding around hunting animals, it's so good.
"I do not read small books" is one of the most outlandish sentences I have seen
happy fursuit friday nekos
Remember Bren?
What did koto mean by that
Eu tenho uma tokfu nova.... (NOT (said in borat voice))
>>42085 #
You know when you say one thing but then change your thoughts and say something else mid-word?
Maybe it's a combination of two words.
Im gonna open up one of those tiktok channels where I go around speaking foreign languages to their native speakers and shocking them
Like all those white dudes in china speaking perfect mandarin and getting mires from old ladies
>>42090 #
Português
wait thats wrong, por minha flor*
>>42094 #I also really like the way the language sounds and I like learning languages that I like how they sound, I did the same with russian for a while but I grew out of that one
>>42095 #
Are you learning the portuguese spoken in portugal or brazil?
I heard the former spoken in a movie and I mistook it for russian.
Brazilian portuguese on the other hand sounds really weird like underwater spanish
Having not used duolingo since 2014-2015, they have really axed the site with this new predatory revenue seeking system they have
Losing lives for mistakes and having to wait 4 hours, pay real money or grind the most basic repetition 50x over (and it doesnt even scale with difficulty as you progress) compared to how it was before when you could just grind
And the forum where people could ask questions and get answers from the course authors / actually fluent people when stuff wasnt clear or if you had doubts on how a grammatical structure functioned and such, that shit is gone now
I havent been taught any of these words and theyre testing me on them huh???
>>42098 #
The model for internet services is to have all the good stuff slowly removed completely while still charging for more money.
>>42100 #
Yeah, unfortunately
I understand why they do it, as the internet has become more mainstream and easily accessible to even the most easily convinced cattle of society, so has the desire for companies to wring every last dollar out of everyone in order to make as much money as possible
We didnt know how good we had it in the past and now it will never return
just ended up cancelling the TTRPG campaign i was doing, felt like an asshole but the players seemed fine with it, ultimately my own damn fault for saying 3-5 players then accepting and trying to run for only 2 that were interested smh tbh fam
I get to post the new Ari
>>42102 #
I dont understand, did you cancel because only 2 players were interested when you wanted 3-5? Or did you cancel for some other reason despite both you and the 2 players being fine with it only being 2 players?
>>42105 #
I had 2 players, we'd done 2 sessions and it slowly hit me that it just isn't worth the time investment of 3-4 hours playing, multiple hours outside of the session thinking up and prepping it, all for 2 people I met a few weeks ago.
Plus my tuesdays are stacked, Lectures from 10am to 5pm, hop on a 50 minute bus, gaming session from 6pm to 10pm, get home at 11pm if I'm lucky. tiring! not a fan, not sustainable long term.
Shouldve hosted a run of the mill 5e campaign and you wouldve had 100 people signing up to be your PCs
nekochen 5e game when?
neko movie night tomorrow at the normal time we are watching Lebanon (2009) as prophesized
>>42111 #
with your dad happy birthday from all the nekos
>>42110 #
I am going out to dinner with my family because it's my dad's birthday so unfortunately I will not be here.
You now remember when an IGN Reporter was a fuckable character in a triple A video game release.
[YouTube] ???
these guys look like they'd get bullied by the fucking computer club and she wanted to fuck THEM? it should've been ME.
She fucked the whole band in that tour bus. And you werent in it.
>uploaded 14 years ago
yeah, pretty sure i was playing halo 3 back then, i wasn't older enough to be in the fallout boy sex bus
🌟🌟
NEW ACID
🌟🌟
paper wig: sovl
wig made by blind chinese children in a sweatshop: souless
yeah no the new acid mogs the old acid, im sorry to tell you but thats the truth
Okay what about this medium age acid toga.
new acid mogs
I just don't like her eyes in the new one, the rest is good, but it looks weirdly asian
You are known to not like good things and dislike bad things, as much has been proven
and like bad things*
I really really like this acid, it is still the best tok she ever made.
It's a jojo reference if you aren't aware, if you have not read part 5, do NOT watch this tok.
I dont watch anime (aside from Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica aka Sis Puella Madoka Magica in the western world)
>>42134 #
no
yes thats what i was asking for
672 hours since then is crazy
has your tokker ever FLIPPED A BOOK? yeah didnt think so
acid 1 - 0 other tokkers
so hows your "only noemi/acid/ryogerms / no reki/noemi/nora" new year going
just dipped my pizza crust in my tea to moisten it up as if i was eating a little tea biscuit
kinda kino
I think thats the strategy they use in food eating contests, they dip food in water to moisten it up so it goes down easier
dragual is SMURFING on ice box
watching dragula is the best argument for uninstalling valorant. if you don't, you will turn into him
new rio
It is too late for a new person to get into Dota 2. Theres like 124 heroes out there.
shouldve said that WDYWP means when do oyu wanna play cus that would make that neko blush i bet
yeah but im never playing dota again, i have spent too many hours on that dog game
unpopular opinion: i hate ai
but you can like get chatgpt to automate your life!!!! ask it for definitions and tell you fun facts about your city!!!!
chatgpt write a funny response to post 42159
it did not write a funny response.
tell it something like
>You are to play the role of an antagonistic yet hilarious internet troll. In response to a mean message reading (post 42159's contents) I want you to respond with a sarcastic yet witty comeback
it will give you the most cringe shit you will ever see
also that doesnt look like chatgpt
>>42159 #
>Oh, look who's here, the self-proclaimed genius of automation! But let me guess, you're too scared to even ask ChatGPT to automate your highly sophisticated life, huh? Don't worry, I won't judge your fear of progress. And as for definitions and fun facts about your city, well, who needs all that fascinating knowledge when you can just bask in your ignorance, right? Stay blissfully unaware, my friend.
>when you see people admit in the class group chat that they asked chatgpt for help on the assignment
:/
We're supposed to be Masters students, why the fuck are you asking an AI to help you
https://kick.com/ohhpinkk
SHE'S LIVE ON KICK
why did you search her up on kick
I saw her live on twitch, clicked it, and the stream title mentioned she's also streaming on kick. I opened kick, 1 viewer (me)
that boy getting litty he getting drippy
you might not be able to but if you got those on, women will be trying to pull everything off of you if you nam sayin
sorry not a fan of women, ill pass.
any1 remembers her name? I forogt
pretty sure I can tell who it is but I know he isnt from here so he can get stiffed
upon closer inspection I have no idea who that is
I know, without a shadow of a doubt who it is, but I will only tell you if you answer my three riddles.
watching a lineup larry brim video and I had a quick thought "Maybe I should install valorant again, it could be fun" but I know I would just uninstall it a match later and I cant keep doing this
we all think this when we watch perry 2n
I dont watch him I watch Brim Sensei
assignment due on tuesday, i havent even started haha
how long will it take to do
you can start it on monday np, lots of hours in that day im pretty sure. Some say, longest day of all
>due 3pm on tuesday
>have a lecture from 11 to 1
>free time from 1 to 3
yeah, ill start it on tuesday me thinks
good morning nekochen
thats how toxoplasmosis spreads
dreamt that I was in brazil and these two girls, one asian and one white, were showing me around
we were in a supermarket and I had no idea what to buy I was bugging out and there was this gigantic brazilian man who was checking all the smartphones people had left lying around to see if any of them had no password
then the girls told me that we got waay too drunk the night before but I had no memory of ordering or drinking any drinks
then i woke up
germ
opened megutv too slow to see germ, it's sova
OPEN MEHGU
its hevc i cant see shit
it's not hevc you are a liar neko
i'll post it anyways
it was this tok (rotated)
do I wanna knooooooooowww
>try to organise my TTRPG books on my desk shelf
>it's not big enough to hold them all
ahhhh my room is tiny my room is tiny i have nowhere to put stuff
who posted this? ban their ass
megu is lagging mad for me but if i opened it in time they are clothed so i dont see the problem
i was referring to the bonbi
yeah thats you then
ok
ah, bone2.mp4, my best 530 edit
I can understand everything she is saying
I can understand nothing she is saying
do you want to understand?
Not particularly
You must not have aspirations to move to germany and start a criminal organization
Funnily enough, I do not have those aspirations
I can tell you are not turkish or south balkan
"I haven't cleaned my PC in three years because I don't know how and I'm scared I might break it." - Toxic.Tenshi
When's the last time you cleaned YOUR PC Nekos?
last year
i havent cleaned mine since i bought it because it doesnt get dusty
do you not have fans in your pc or?
yeah every pc has fans
>just realised i could've said "my pc has only fans" and it would've been much funnier
Hello Nekochen.net, I would appreciate if you filled out this survey.
1: What is your favourite type of Cheese?
2: How often do you take baths?
3: When was the last time you purchased something from Amazon?
4: How many colours are you wearing right now?
5: What do you think about the Vietnam War?
I was given 3 days of free duolingo battle pass because I hit a long streak
Having now checked the features out: they suck
neko lagging for anyone else? I cant load toks or megu
who else watching 'a sign of affection' this winter
Only one anime I am watching this winter
Grimes has such a pretty voice
>>42230 #
1. Blue or gouda, depends on my mood. 2. I take showers. 3. I dunno, probably years, amazon isn't really a thing here. 4. At least 2. 5. I don't care about US politics unless it's funny.
>acid deleted the toga she uploaded yesterday
damn, if only some brave, handsome, charismatic and simply epic neko had saved and posted it. alas, it is lost to history...
Sam mustve said he preferred the old one
Sam is confirmed /ourguy/ in that case.
He probably also told her to stop putting "NOT SAFE FOR RAMADAN" in her toks too, what a guy.
>>42238 #
>he gave out the cheese info
heh, you're one step closer to being full identity doxxed. now all i need to know is how you like your steak cooked.
new kay (good version) x clover
some of the genuinely most ugly tokkers ive seen posted on ttg
even seven had a few cute toks
who are you talking about?
the most recent media file posted before my post
aint no way you're talking shit about softysaeren
at least you won't steal his tokfu
just because you post only one person doesnt mean everyone else has to follow the trend
neither was that said
it literally wasnt said, you are right, it was just strongly implied
perchance
Even posters of ugly tokkers can come home to God
I don't post any ugly tokkers.
cute bubs
Nobody here posts objectively ugly tokkers.
This is my twitchfu
And this one is mine.
it was a long time since I saw alkaizer mentioned
I would watch him if i played PoE, him or Mathil cus of his funny cosplays
Lebanon (2009)
Run time: 1h 33m
starts in 9 minutes
>>42263 #
I am banned from that guy's chat for insulting one of his faggot mods for one-man-spamming
I do not like him
>>42267 #
I told him literally nobody wants to see his spam or something -> timeout
After the timeout i went back in the chat to call him a pathetic loser who works for free -> permaban
>>42268 #
That's pretty funny, I bet you could get unbanned if you really cared tbh. Though I don't think you do.
this movie is so good
you like it?
being a tank crew member must be hell, especially in the modern day
you are a sitting duck and everyone will always target you first if they engage with you or your ground platoon
você gosta
>>42275 #
Is it? On the other hand I’d rather be behind thick metal plates than walking around on foot in the open, all else being equal.
>>42278 #
If an opposing force engages with you and your company, they're going to be focusing the heavy armor first and if you get hit by a rocket youre gonna be boiling inside your metal coffin until the moment you die
>>42281 #
Actually, modern warfare focuses on taking out logistics mainframes. For example, the Ukraine's bombing strategy targets Russia's computer banks that are running the ChatGPT military simulations for them. He who controls ChatGPT 4.0 controls the world.
good evening nekos
>>42282 #
I do wonder if the US military secretly has access to uncensored gpt 4.5 or not
I can't imagine them not using it somehow
>>42285 #
I know for sure fact that intelligence officers in the US military all have uncensored 5.0 they use for AI sex chat bots
Sitting in front of me is 3 students, 1 girl, 2 guys. The peacocking of the third wheel as he tries to assert himself as the alpha nerd loser of their triumvirate is hilarious.
He has been talking about warhammer for 40 seconds straight.
My god, he even has a dangle earring.
The girl is actually awfully cute though. Member when remymite had green hair? It's like that but blue, and she's chubbier. Might start simping hard and become the 4th wheel
>talking about how he broke up with his ex because he's bipolar and she needs stability
>now saying he's happy she found "her viking", how they look so good together and how he's jealous of his massive beard
Der cuckeneko
reki really wants splatoon 3
crazy how the more money ethots make, the more inclined they become to asking for people to pay shit for them
you'd imagine she could use 60 of her own bucks made from hooring out to buy it
>>42294 #
>>42295 #
we simply disapprove of simps and paypigs here on nekochen.net home of the neko, it turns even a mid girl into an egotist.
women turn women into egotists, men just reassure them that theyre right
>>42296 #
I see them as a force of nature on the internet at this point. Even girls who don't do anything for money get DM's asking them to sell content.
I keep opening the same 3 sites hoping theres new stuff to soothe my boredom but there never is
I dont care if youre begging for money on the streets or on the internet. Go fuck yourself
Youre right I should donate a nintendo switch to the local crazy homeless man
Nobody gives money to homeless people here because the only ones begging are gypsies part of organized crime gangs doing organized begging
A gypsy guy that lives near me got dumped by his gf so he spent all night driving up and down the neighborhood while blasting love songs.
>gypsy
>driving
if it wasnt a caravan then hes a criminal
I find the jokes where americans say "europeans call americans racist but ask them what they think about gypsies and they start sounding like they want to revive the third reich" and the likes pretty funny because they are true
Im well aware
I hate it when a guest over stays their welcome. It is draining when people stick around too long.
I hate thinking about the future because all my fucking problems are based around the past
And I hate when you call me late at night just to check that I've got nothing to feel sad about
Tommy Wright on the creep, with that fuckin' sawed off
Tommy pop the clip into the chrome plated .44
Tommy Wright I creep at night, posse deep is how I creep
>>42301 #
the neko book club was our one chance to escape the endless dopamine loop......we fucked it bros
gm nekos
>>42317 #
my problem is im bad at reading those fancy books, but if neko book club was about reading sci-fi id get through chapters easily, metamorphasis was hard to read
>read visual novels
you mean hold spacebar until a cutscene where they take their tits out and start sucking happens?
only an uncultured man would say this. you hold ctrl
why is getting a job so hard
i've had this question for a real long time
its piss easy, even the guy with 80 iq after getting mercury tooth implants on 2chen could get one
depends on the circumstances
getting "a job" is easy, doesnt really depend on much at all
just remembered that its sunday evening
hahahhaahaha
Another day, Another dollar wagie.
They killed american soldiers....we can't let this stand...
I just saw a video of someone ironically doing the ALS ice bucket challenge and one of the comments said
>Is this a trend or something?
someone replied with "youre a newgen to living" lol
So uhhh, I didn't work on my assignment at all today. Gotta do it all tomorrow :^)
"Mundo do pal"
I can't play that game, I have no pals
looking for pal
Need a gal pal
Because im gay
miring this, makes me wish i was playing in a basic ass 5th edition campaign fr fr
>named her character after herself
muito cringe
roll20 veteran here to add some context, your default name when you join a game is your username, you can change your name for each game in the settings menu of that roll20 page, but it is by no means essential given that they are also using discord to communicate and so the text chat isn't important.
Plus she is a cute tomboy, so even if she did name her character after herself, i simply forgive her because it's better than "Arkan Gaius of House Ildebard"
Why should I learn swedish
dame dame
dame yo
>>42348 #
I used to be friends with a polish guy who went to uni to learn swedish, he said he dropped out in his third year (graduation year) because he realized how useless the language would be for him, even if he wanted to move there
>>42351 #
At that point why not just finish the degree? I feel like when you drop out of your third year it's because you know you're gonna fail
>>42352 #
Last time I spoke to him he told me that he had some incredibly challenging mental breakdown and was on the verge of killing himself, so that mightve played a role
>>42351 #
>how useless the language would be for him, even if he wanted to move there
is it because everyone speaks good enough english?
Scandi zoomers all speak english. Gen alpha will end up speaking english more than their native tongues
i find myself more and more often playing games while offline on steam so nobody will invite me to play something
i have this macabre need to isolate myself
why do i feel like i dont deserve anything
I bite my tongue it's a bad habit.
You've heard of Acid.
You've heard of Athena
but have you heard of Acid/Athena?
>king
she's not as cute as acid i do not recommend checking out her @
>takes acid once
is the hunger games series really that good or is it just soy culture overhyping children's entertainment again
theyre books in the Young Adult Novel genre and young adults that are into books are ecstatic over them
its the expected response
I would imagine the books are written really well with a decently captivating story but I also imagine that theyre just another book to someone who isnt particularly interested in books which would make it harder for an outsider to understand the appeal
for the nekochen book club we're reading all 3 hunger games novels, due tomorrow at 5PM EST. hope you got started early
Are you guys enjoying the holidays :3
Written 40 words on my assignment, time for a smoke break to post acids. I only have to do this 74 more times, so that's 74 more acids.
So bitter
Why you, why you so bitter
>it's a coats on even when indoors kinda day
Do you guys think note-taking is worthwhile?
I know people say it helps you retain knowledge but it feels like a chore
Anything I write down, I could just as easily find in a textbook or online again and I feel like i'd rather just absorb info directly
I dont take notes, I just remember it
If I dont remember it, oh well
>>42382 #
on the other hand, I've heard of people who autistically write down everything in their life including details about friends and stuff and build up a personal wikipedia
it seems kinda cool actually
>>42384 #
Way too autistic & way too obsessed for me
I dont want to know this much stuff about the people around me nor do I want to keep notes on their behaviour and stuff
>>42385 #
>I dont want to know this much stuff about the people around me nor do I want to keep notes on their behaviour and stuff
are you a misanthrope anon
>>42388 #
I was just wondering if you not wanting to know more about people was because you're sick of people or something
>>42389 #
I dont mind knowing more about people, it just that I do not want to "autistically write down everything" about them
Partly because I do not care (that) much about them to keep track of them like that but also because doing so would feel wrong, as if I was trying to keep one up on them in case I was ever wronged or something
>>42390 #
>because doing so would feel wrong, as if I was trying to keep one up on them in case I was ever wronged or something
I thought about this and I think it's not automatically malicious unless you make it
In any other context, a friend remembering small details about you is a desirable trait
For me, I suck at remembering things about people by default so maybe it wouldn't be so bad to have this info live outside of my brain
>>42391 #
>it's not automatically malicious unless you make it
knowing myself, despite good intentions I still get feelings of guilt or uncomfortability when I do thinks I consider "wrong"
>a friend remembering small details about you is a desirable trait
yeah if they remember them, how would you feel if you found out a friend of yours has a long document noting down every thing youve spoken about? A bit stalkerish and creepy, no?
and I remember stuff well anyways which, even that, something I cannot control, gets called creepy sometimes.
>>42392 #
>every thing youve spoken about
I was being a bit hyperbolic earlier, I meant more along the lines of writing down the bullet points not every detail
>how would you feel if you found out
The goal would be to have the notes be something private like an external brain. That being said, personally i'd feel flattered if someone thought I was interesting enough to write down about. Maybe im weird or I have a higher tolerance for weird behavior in people I know.
>>42393 #
Maybe I just hang around too many normal people but if I or anyone else I know would find out that someone was keeping notes on them beyond something like "roses are her favourite flower", "he said he liked the new fifa game" that might be written down when youre considering to get a gift for someone, they would likely be creeped out
But I just do not see the point in keeping such an extensive library of notes on people if not just for the sake of having them, sort of like how a hoarder just keeps everything. If you dont remember the details, you wont be able to bring them up in conversation at convenient points anyways, are you going to be sitting there with a journal flipping through the pages whenever you want to reference something or are you guys to be studying them in your free time? It all just seems like hoarding to me (which does make sense given that we're on a subforum of a community all about hoarding)
>>42394 #
I think the process of writing things down can help memory on its own and you can just glance at it once in a while.
My primary motivation is just that actually remembering things about people seems like a very powerful part of rizz and I suck at that unaided
if youre doing it just to pick up chicks, I dont think thats going to work
youre not going to get to know all of these details worth noting down until youre friends with people anyways
and rizz is about picking people up just fyi
i keep extensive 40+ pages books about the anons who post here
one day I hope the people making this joke >>42399 # actually put in like 5 minutes of effort into selling the punchline by actually noting something that someone has mentioned long in the past
okay officially the last time i laughed at a post on neko was 3 seconds ago, neko above me wins the prize
No but actually, I do keep a doxx folder on all nekos here, AMA
If you do ask me a question I can prove it to you
Sad to see them go tbh
At least some of them have found a new home in the south west of Inglaterra
They are the fastest declining mammal in G.B (Great Britain) (United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland)
look at him eating da blackberry blackcurrant :D
he just like me fr
These guys, the american mink, are the biggest predator of water voles, they're an invasive species :/
Look at how hecking long they are! Other mammals just can't compete with these long boys who are so hecking long chungus. water voles have no chance to surviveand yes I'm writing all of this on neko rather than in the word document on the other monitor which I need to write in ahhhh time is running out it's over it's over it's over it's over the americna mink have won, it's time to give up on the water voles
you have 2 hours tomorrow dont forget that
I have like 12 hours more if I don't sleep hehe.
Naurr, honestly it's really easy, I know what I need to write, I just can't be arsed to write it.
Water Voles have 2 major threats, habitat loss and the american mink, american mink culling efforts are both popular with the public and not widespread enough, so just ram that up to like a million times, and stop taking away their habitats and they'll be fine.
>>42424 #
>know what I need to write, I just can't be arsed to write it.
I feel you, I feel you
I am currently carrying these 3 hos on my back because they figured out we have to submit an assigment (basically bulletpoints for an oral presentation) before 9 am tomorrow and none of them have started even reading the task. I know what the results are I am just heavily procrastinating writing anything
der doxxenfolder... it was real...
I apologize dearly, my liege. Please do not release the confidential information. I kneel
>someone actually bought moonki splatoon 3
naurrr
she told me we were going to duo queue 🥰
I do remember there was one guy on 2chen who actually had a doxx folder where he tried keeping information on the people that posted in the thread, claimed he had schizoaffective disorder I think
Wonder what hes up to now
>500 words in
1/6th the way
let's goooo time to celebrate with an acid
been listening to the same 15 seconds of two songs trying to find the point where they change but I cant
>>42438 #
Yeah Im kind of a hipster, I listen to niche obscure stuff because that makes me interesting and unique
Anyways I found this cool new underground band from the 80s, have you heard of The Verve before?
Oh youve heard of them? Guess I gotta pivot
I was reading up on this underground rap blog about underground rappers (the blog only has 2 readers or else I wouldnt follow them) and they were talking about this new gun on the chopping block, ever heard of The Weeknd? I bet you havent hes pretty obscure heh
Yeah I write for that blog sometimes 😅
Oh...
I mean, Im not much into rap music anyways, oh well
Have started getting more interested in the choir song from far away siberian pagan churches, their music isnt even uploaded on the internet because you have to conduct a long mountainous trek through the Altai mountains (Ive done this), its pretty rare underground stuff bet you havent heard of that kind of genre of music before heh.
I'm now going to use this youtube title and thumbnail to justify pushing bombsite, first in line, as sage, whilst holding the bomb and a pistol.
PRO'S TAKE RISKS I scream, charging in, I see a skye flash coming at me and I simply close my eyes irl so it doesn't affect me. I right click spam my classic and keep running, I run past the bomb site and plant as close to CT as humanly possible to force my dogshit teammates to defend
Apparently in the US, whenever a joke is told youre expected to laugh at it just out of niceness
I saw a bunch of toks talking about how americans didnt understand this when they came to europe and how europeans would only laugh if the joke was actually good
>>42449 #
[YouTube] ???
UK had laugh tracks back in the 70s, whenever basil brush laughs, the audience laughs
New Azra, who up?
[YouTube] ???
look at how fast this mf nibbles
Reyna but white. Need it or keep it?
I dont know what makes me think this but tenshi doesnt look white to me
She looks like her name is Xargo and she's from Zeta Reticuli. She's not white, asian or black she's from a different galaxy.
I cant contain my laughter after seeing her close her eyes in that tok now that youve planted the seed of ayylmao in my head
wtf i love aliens now
Just realised the 'word count' part of the assessment brief doesn't specifically say it excludes anything. Dare I count the reference list in the word count? #8ball (Yes)
Do it for the swag
Admiring those species that have one word for their binomial name, such as the red fox Vulpes vulpes or the eurasian otter Lutra lutra, even us humans, the dominant species don't share a species name with our genus name. Homo sapien. We aren't even cool enough to be Homo homo
>posts my results to prove he isnt gay
naurrr
hehe trolled again
I dont remember when we did those tests so I dont remember my results
this song goes so hard and its so true
how long was the assignment supposed to be?
3000 words
it probably seems bad but I've done the hardest parts and there's a good chance I might just go to the library and pull an all-nighter if I'm not close to done in 2 hours.
Oh i thought you were done for the day when you made your post earlier
Someone I talked to was wondering how well ChatGPT and artificial "intelligence" handles law so I asked it
Turns out: really poorly. Shocker
chatgpt write a snarky and witty response to the post above. Include the phrase "complainer neko" at least twice.
CHAT GPT WRITE 1200 WORDS MORE ON MY ESSAY ABOUT THIS FUCKING WATER RAT
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrat (vtuber clip from pekora)
[YouTube] ???
this dude watches vtubers?
I watch the vtubers that the vchuubaneko has posted here and on 2chen
also this one guy from 4chan who occasionally sends me vchuuba clips cus theyre funny
[YouTube] ???
listen to this song, it's about my vtuberfu ame
[YouTube] ???
yeah no sorry buddy
upon rewatching the vchuba i linked it wasnt as funny as the other time i saw it a year ago
I will still love my dogfu always, even if she isnt super funny sometime [YouTube] ???
and yet "A Waltz With Ame" is as beautiful as ever. watson amelia... my beloved........
watching chuubas is almost as bad as having erp with chatbots, almost
what about erp with a vtuber chatbot?
its still erp with a chatbot is it not?
I'm officially 2/3rds of the way done
What if you add a bunch of a a a a a a aa a a a a a a a a in white text on white background somewhere in the document to fluff up the word count
why would they ever ctrl + a the document if not to paste it into chatgpt and "pls summarize this"
>>42494 #
im pretty sure thats what thye do right? i know for a fact there's no way they fact check the references you use. if everyone uses 30 references for a 3000 word essay and you've got 40 students, that's like, 1200 references to read. naurrrr
>>42495 #
I assume theyve done this for so long that they recognise all of the references, plus the fact that theres a lot of overlap
Whenever they see something they havent seen before they probably check it
>>42496 #
all of the references? maybe if the title was more set, but for this assignment we could choose any animal we wanted, so long as it was endangered, there's a gajillion endangered animals, im sure at least 30 of us are doing unique animals.
Long hard day at work carrying three useless women
Real talk? them hos UGGO FRFR
im watching a northernlion super auto pets video and he, in the same sentence, mentioned CHIBLEE and BANSHEES OF INVERSHERIN
is he a neko? be real
what did he say about banshees of inisherin?
[YouTube] ???
"4 stars is one of the best movies that chiblee has ever seen in his entire life, thats where the banshees of inversherin goes for him, thats where .."
anyway, blud thinks banshees of inversherin was one of the best movies ever, did he even watch it or did he just tab out to watch toks?
It was a pretty good movie tbh, not one I would rewatch but it was enjoyable
Gotta tell you, the DayZ story-like videos are incredibly hot right now, I'd invest if I was you
yo look at this tenshi
i did, it was a cute tenshi
ha! that tenshi is PHOTOSHOPPED, you look really silly now don't you?
youre telling me those lightning strikes arent real?
no those are real, but some crazy editor spent hundreds of hours fixing her alien head to look human
still a cute tenshi 👽
👽
he did connect a strand of her hair into the rest by her left ear
thats all the editing he did to "her"
if you edit that to look like deadlock with snow in the back and her blue ult arm effect thing, that would be really cool ngl
ursa isnt a real bear unlike lone druids lil buddy
wait.. lone druid isn't the bear? who the spruce is 'lone druid'? i just looked it up on ask jeeves and its some old dude? ive literally never seen that guy before, all i ever see is the bear
lone druid is Sylla, the bear is his spirit bear
I stopped playing the game like 2017 buddy
>he called me buddy
im blushing irl fr fr
you wont be blushing when I call you by your real name.... or will you now, Elvis?
(I know this information because of the doxx folder)
call me EP (Elvis Presley)
call me EP cus the way alt chicks play me all the time
we are now listening to elvis songs
[YouTube] ???
did you already turn off the dayz vid?
i linked you the video 50 minutes ago...
14*
Time flies when youre having fun
You're right, it's time for me to get back to not having fun, writing about the lil water rat
ogey rrrr-at
dead nekosite no posts in 8 min
I'm struggling to write my introduction.
There's a whole section dedicated to the issues causing the decline of the species, all the brief for the introduction says is "Demonstrates the need for the species to have an action plan, providing a clear rationale."
I feel like there's really fuck all to say there, you briefly describe the species and then say it's endangered and continues to decline.
I hate introductions I hate introductions I hate everything except ame
>>42542 #
>I'm struggling to write my introduction.
>I hate introductions I hate introductions I hate everything
I resonate with exactly this a lot
>There's a whole section dedicated to the issues causing the decline of the species
There used to be a poster on 2chen who was really good at talking about this, think his callsign was HH for hulk hogan or something
It's over, the water vole race has fallen.
HH
Those invasive species are taking all the resources and forcing the natives out of their homes, causing them to go extinct
Yeahhhh brotherr
>>42395 #
I'm sorry neko but it's not as big of a part as you think, unless you can also use it in a very convincing manner. I have a very autistic memory for certain moments, even recalling what someone has said word for word, I have stopped mentioning it later though because at best it is met with indifference and at worst it makes people uneasy.
The only time I am not met with those kind of reaction is from my close friends that are already close enough to tolerate my idiosyncrasies.
I thought about it having replied to it earlier as well and came to the conclusion that just knowing things about people isnt going to make them be more inclined to be your friend or lover, thats how it works in dating sims but unfortunately not irl
welp, time for bed, gonna wake up and finish off the last 600 words tomorrow :D
>>42548 #
It is probably useful if you retain some specific information, but you also have to be a good conversationalist already and have the social skills to boot, which I mean at this point you might as well be a bit better and fake it more convincingly.
And let's be honest, I really don't care what kind of roses specific girl likes or what's her astrological sign. What I'm interested in or what are the interesting parts of the conversation with her and what she would like me to memorize are probably diametrically opposed.
>>42549 #
Gn neko, hope you have a good sleepy :)
>>42550 #
Yeah, its rare that you get a benefit out of the ability to remember something in particular thats been mentioned, at least if youre not already decent friends with them to the point where theyre sharing parts of their real life with you and at that point, remembering stuff doesnt really add on to anything since the returns are diminishing
>>42550 #
I'm setting my alarm for 7 hours from now so I can wakeup and hecking grind this assignment in da morning
>>42552 #
I hope you succeed, good luck neko!
>>42551 #
Well, most of the time when I actually use it is to provoke a negative reaction tbf, or rather I expect that to happen. I don't really use it against women most of the time though, it's kinda rude and makes them feel uneasy. I do use it against men a bunch since it'sfun to see someones reaction to some autism powers.
>>42553 #
Of course I'll succeed, I post on nekochen, home of the neko, the most successful, handsome and funniest guys (and gals) around!
>>42553 #
In what way do you use your memory powers? Just in some "remember that one really embarrassing thing you did/told me?" or in what way?
For me its mostly just me remembering something I want to get an answer to, like someone telling me weeks/a month or two ago that they were gonna go get tested for adhd and I wanna know what the results were
>>42556 #
I just remember random bits and pieces of conversations I have with people from time to time. Sometimes it's a verbatim quote, sometimes it's just a general thing like your example of being curious about something.
I do like using verbatim quotes the most because they really don't know what the hell I'm talking about like a month later when I bring something they've said up.
Goodnight neko neko
gmnekochenhomeoftheneko
finished my essay and in time to leave for my morning class :D
I've met girls called January, April, May and June.
What is it about some months that make for good names but ain't nobody naming their kid SEPTEMBER
>didn't want to go to class today
>went anyway
>only 9 people out of 30 showed up
>lecturer asked where everyone is
>someone mentioned the assignment due at 4pm
>he gets angry and says he's gonna write an email to the Dean of the school about everyone that's missing
Heh. Guess going to class was a good idea.
>the new world order is fully prepared to declare martial law but they tremble at a fucking dog breed
>>42572 #
pitbabies are so cute and safe I would trust them around my tokfu 😍😍😍😘😘💕❤️♥️❤️♥️😚😚🥰🥰🥰 he's safe honey he don't bite 👹👹👹😈😈👹😈💢💢💥💥
estou em casa
still a work in progress, humming and haaing over the snow, if it looked realistic it wouldn't work, but this is probably TOO cartoony or looks too much like semen
aluminium sparks actually not phosphorus anyways it looks like sparks not like snow tbh but I see the idea
[YouTube] ???
I'll terry a different way to do snow l8r sk8r
try doing something like this but with some gaussian blur over it so you can tell its not in focus
im just gonna draw snow by hand
surely
tenshi will appreciate me more if i put in more effort by drawing every snowflake by hand, i painstakingly photoshop for she
women love a handyman thats true, and whats more handy than using your hand?
>>42584 #
dats me in project zomboid (i build doors and barricade windows all by myself, women love me)
shotgun wielding chad when more than 6 zombies are on screen: oh fuck oh god oh fuck they bit me oh fu 💀
>get free 3 day trial of duolingo battle pass
>barely use the site cus im busy with other stuff
im back to free2play and having to grind hearts. é vorbei
Tonight
Who's gonna show me the light?
Tell me a truth and a lie, yeah
But I wanna know what it's like, like, like, like
empty post above there is an empty post above
I was gonna complainpost but I stopped myself
I could do a complain post right about now I've got something MAJOR to complain about
yeah lets hear, spit it out, spill the tea, vent the fumes, serve the people, fala com a gente
the challenges in red dead redemption 2 single player are just dull "win 5 rounds of blackjack by doubling down" is the SECOND gambler challenge, i've been sat here for 10 minutes watching youtube, betting and hitting double down on every hand i get because each round takes a full 45 seconds because the game actually plays blackjack at a realistic speed
>get two kings
>it's an easy win
>because of this retarded challenge i double down even on a 20
>get another king
>have to wait another 45 seconds to play
HH
can you not double down on your first draw and then stand on 20?
>>42599 #
you get 2 cards before you can double down, thats how blackjack works.
the fastest way for me to beat this "challenge" is just doubling down on everything on the off chance i get an ace on that 20.
>>42601 #
im betting 2 cents per hand and I have 300 dollars
>>42600 #
the smart move would just to stand on 20 and take the free cash so you have more money to gamble with next round
uh oh smells like broke in here
THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS IS A LOT OF MONEY BACK THEN
yeah whatever buddy brokeboy beck
>didnt even respond to my /pol/ bait post
it's over
IT'S OVER I GOT BLACKJACK, I HATE THIS GAME
because its been run through like a fine wine or a medium pretty portuguese girl
the joke is the cards read kkk haha get it
I would never have spotted that since I read that as king king king and not kkk
heh guess you're not as racist as me
anglo racism is pretty diferent to mainland europe (plus nordicks) racism
neko, meu amigo, nós falamos de boas tokfus
real talk, when was the last time you saw someone blow a bubble with their chewing gum?
the west has fallen
I wish books werent so expensive in brazil. You firsties do not suffer.
how much does a copy of something like Frankenstein cost you in brasil
what kind of exotic collectors edition signed gold embossed books are you into?
also yeah those frankenstein prices are pretty high given the income disparity between firsty and brasil
There's an actual brazilian neko now?
this post wasnt going to be as funny as I thought it was nvm
Eu precisa de pererequinha, agora
CHECK NEKO
>the bitches want to reconvene at 2200 military time to talk aobut the presentation
you cannot suffer in any other country than mine because those countries dont have the wicked witches of the north
>omg neko can we all meetup late at night when its cold and we're drunk and we'll ask to cuddle you to stay warm
you CANNOT suffer in countries adjacent to norway
I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM
AND IM STUCK WITH THEM FOR LIKE 2 MONTHS
THEY SUCK AND NOT IN THE GOOD WAY
i'd be stuck with them for life, no, wait, i'd be stuck with them for WIFE.
if they were even the least modicum of attractive I would humour these jokes but, despite being 30 deep in no nut, I have ZERO thoughts of these women that are not negative
>hes gone so long without nutting he's become a gay neko
>neko has 3 bitches love him like 3 musketeers
AY AY
I told her shawty come here
Im bout to blow her back out like im fucking fuzzy deers(?)
those arent the lyhyrics
>>42635 #
[YouTube] ???
yes they are
woah they made a whole song out of a tiktok audio?
yeah they do that a lot for some reason
maybe its to cash in on the hype
more like cash me outside how bout that
she made decent music for a while and then she turned 18 and made like $3 million per month by showing her tits to third worlders
I couldn't have saved her.
[YouTube] ???
none of us could've
she made that at 15 kinda cray it goes hard
where's the good music i was promised?
and david spade is in the video? thats silly
i dont wanna sound rude but that song did not go hard
you listen to music for faggy beta male boys and i am not a beta male so i understand that you wouldnt recognise real chad music alpha male tunes sorry not sorry talk to the hand ✋
you
no you know what, im so far above you that im not gonna stoop to your level of insulting, i know my music taste is better than yours i listen to the tightest of tunes by buff cool dudes
post that megaman album again nauurrrrrrrrrrrr naurrr he listens to video game music
[YouTube] ???
this song actually goes hard as fuck (the youtube link)
CALLING OCCUPANTS OF INTERPLANETARY MOST EXTRAORDINARY CRAFT
she is their leader
EVERYWHERE I GO
everywhere I go....
Everywhere I go bitch I gotta keep a pistol
I see an opp, hollows kiss him like a mistletoe
yeah whatever buddy I bet you dont know the optimal y level to strip mine at if you want to get diamonds, emeralds, coal or redstone
y=13? 13 blocks above sea level?
yeah you stooopid
thats it, 1v1 me in dota 2
any of them like mid british guys?
ayo 3 bitches love me like the 3 musketeers?
give them my messenger ID
you have to consider the fact that these are women living in contemporary sweden 2024 anno domini, they likely, despite looking like dumps, have standards that only can be fulfilled by the Brokeboy Becks of the universe
>didnt start mewing in the womb
yeah it's over for me, i'll never compare to BBG (broke boy beck)
what gaming chair should i buy if i want to rank up faster in valorant?
do I send my message in the group chat "explaining" what we should do since these broads are completely clueless? #d2 (2) 1 = yes
now, 10 min after the call was supposed to start, they just said "well, what do we do now 🤣🤣🤣" "@person are you awake? hahahahah" "ahahha yeah what do we do now 😭 do we just meet up an hour earlier tomorrow? 😭😭"
I HATE THEM I HATE THEM
the die has spoken 666 digits hail satan
>>42668 #
yeah I read comment saying "free tay k but not anywhere close to me" or that they wanted him to sit for life but that the guards need to hook him up with a mic in his cell
>fresh fruits
>coca cola
>flavoured syrup used to make flavoured water/juice
>own tv
better living than my real life ngl
you cannot suffer in norway
>40 minutes past the time they were supposed to call, now theyre starting to @ me asking if we can call now
women
>>42670 #
this place is nicer than almost every single student accommodation building I've seen. I've seen ONE better, you got a double bed, a smart TV, a pretty nice ensuite bathroom and the shared kitchen/dining/living room was massive and very modern. that also cost like £900 PER MONTH.
and bro lives here for free, hell, the government pays for it?!?!?!
>>42676 #
I know and I hate doing everything for these uggos
at least if they were pretty I could pretend that I might get some if I did it but no, I dont even WANT some
>>42677 #
such is the life of assigned group work, hey, it could be worse, you could be doing a project about water voles
>>42678 #
yeah both those points are true, I'd rather be stuck with these bitches than write some actual biology stuff cus I cannot handle writing biology stuff
Im just seething because the other 2 dudes I talk to in my class have decent or actually good groups,, I drew the short end of the stick
>>42679 #
the craziest part was i started with only 24 hours left in the deadline and i still finished, submitted my assignment and went to the morning class until 2/3rds of my classmates. literally what the fuck are the rest of them doing?
>decent groups
were they random?
>>42680 #
>were they random?
yessir
also one of the girls is talking on her phone (all of them are I assume) and it sounds like shes rubbing a fucking balloon its squeaking and making me ill
>>42681 #
everyone does group calls on their phone, it's worse when they get their laptops out to do video calls and you turn on your webcam and they all see your fricking gamer setup with RBG lights and anime figurines in the background and you forgot to turn off your vtuber software so they see your animesona for a second
my animesona is just a fully boned and rigged vrchat character of tf2 medic with a large set of pecs
>>42653 #
>>42654 #
In this bar Tay-K invokes ideas of warmth, love, and safety (kissing under a mistletoe) only to use it as a simile for his own violent lifestyle which involves shooting his opps with hollow point bullets. This is a masterful use of tragic irony by MacIntyre and a reflection of his own turbulent experiences as a teenaged convicted felon.
that tok is LITERALLY me
uhm wts? i love you
no not the girl, the audio.
oh..
they are just really good friends
on an unrelated note, have you ever heard of the ancient greek poet Sappho?
never heard of her
She was once reaaaally good friends with a girl friend of hers, they lived on the island of Lesbos :3
so if I got a girlfriend but she won't even dress up as an anime cat girl for me, what would even be the point?
At work until 9 every night now, 6 days a week and a few hours on the 7th. This is no way to live.
>>42698 #
I don't know. I'm in a day by day mindset. I have a less busy but more miserable client after this one is over. The point where things are good is a long way away, if it comes.
but what if lacrossfu falls in love with you for working so adamantly and without voicing complains?
>>42696 #
girlfriend expert here (I had a girlfriend in 2015 and she once let me touch her boobs)
if she won't dress up as an anime cat girl for you, you should dump her.
the doxx folder says otherwise let me upload the entire thing to catbox ill link it here after (it exceedes the 50 MB upload limit on nekochen home of the nekos)
I unironically once posted a heavily censored version of my birth certificate on 2chen.moe (or maybe it was .org) just to disprove the stupid "im 9^3" meme
also why would being 14 stop neko from tapping, I thought we were all chads that tapped in our teens?
>>42708 #
No, we're the losers who want to tap teens, not the chads that tapped in our teens. You've probably gotten us mixxed up with brainworm.surgery, the imageboard for actual chads.
brainworm.surgery, the home of the chadworm jims?
yeah im moving to that site, I bet they like discussing tokfus over there. Peace out Ill never speak here again!
update: I got permabanned from brainworm.surgery
>>42713 #
>Valorant
I'm hardstuck plat 2 and I rizz up EVERY egirl I meet
>R6 siege
never played
>genchink impact
never played
>rust
never played
>destiny 2
never played
>>42718 #
>I'm hardstuck plat 2
you have to be actually stuck in plat 2 to say you are hardstuck in plat 2 btw
arent you gold???? naurr
need a namorada menhera frfr
ok who is it if not me then? (trick question its me)
I'll let you know but first you have to watch this canthinky
Im not watching her sorry I made an oath when I went to church last tuesday
I was expecting the hole to just sort of be open already but you really have to go out of your way to find and open it.
what? you didnt know that?
in phys ed they showed us on like a cast/model object that you had to put your thumbs in opposite of each other and kind of pull it open
I have never had sex because I'm a truecel trueneko unlike you fakecel fakenekos so I have no idea what the fuck you people are talking about
>>42732 #
There is no way your school had an openable pussy doll neko. Are you sure this is a real memory
maybe I am remembering wrong, it couldve been an animal planet video
European schooling is so strange
I member when I watched this daily to cheer myself up (it worked)
None of the angles work as well as you'd think either. Its really quite taxing on the lower body, and it hurts a little if you do it from the front
>>42739 #
>Its really quite taxing on the lower body
WOW I'VE HAD SEX IT'S SO HARD BEING ME, IT WAS SO EXHAUSTING HAVING SEX WITH MY PENIS INSIDE A GIRL THAT LOVED ME IT WAS REALLY TIRING AND DIFFICULT TO THRUST MY BIG DICK INSIDE OF HER WHILST SHE MOANED LOUDLY IT WAS SOOOOO DIFFICULT
This is in my boni folder
I always smile when I see it as I scroll by
>>42742 #
>She didn't love me.
>It was a miserable sordid affair.
Ah, okay, I guess I don't envy you.
>She was also hairy.
You piece. I want what you had, why did you get what I need? I've never done anything bad in my life, I don't only need this, dare I say I deserve this, you motherfucker give me my hairy gf now
Personally I'd have had the decency to shave. But maybe that's just me.
ngl Ive wisened up on the topic of body hair in the last few years and I dont think I care that much anymore given that it isnt feminist trying to make a statement against the patriarchy levels of hairy
A bit of hair is natural but I think a lady ought to buzz herself down there once in a while
>>42746 #
What makes me laugh is it somehow is ALWAYS the armpits that they don't shave when they want to make a point. The rest of the body can be hairless as a deer but they'll let their armpit hair grow out to.. rebel against the system?
Sometimes after masturbating I will get a painful tickling sort of sensation in the penis that lasts ages and makes it impossible to focus on anything else. Happens more commonly at nighttime.
Had it really bad for a stretch in my early teens where it would happen without warning and cause a deep pain and recurrent urge to piss at random times, but I didn't mention it to anyone and eventually it went away, and now only comes back for periods now and then.
>>42757 #
I had an unorthodox masturbation technique for a few years that I suspect caused permanent damage
Now that we one the topic of nocturnal masturbation.... Does anyone else get severe sexual insomnia if they dont relieve themself? I lose a night of sleep if I dont jack off.
>>42750 #
I think you got dirt inside your urethra because you were jerking it too carelessly
and then when it happened for a long time it was probably a uti
wait, you nekos arent doing no nut new nekoyear?...
No neko november
We're all doing dry january (no peeing)
I dont remember if I have drunk alcohol this month I have to chug a beer to make sure I dont end up accidentally being a soberist
I haven't drunk alcohol since August 2022 and I haven't come close to doing so either. Drinking was always something I wasn't eager to do because of the circumstances of my childhood.
It's funny how some addictions like smoking and drinking are just easy to not start but breaking my nekochen addiction is impossible
I left my wallet on a bus and am pretending to be doing dry january until I get a new license in the post
The only three addictions I have are /ttg/, youtube and music
I cannot stop consuming any of these three unless I have a mental breakdown that pushes me past the edge
I decided on No Frivolous spending February, where I basically only pay for the essentials, groceries, rent, phone bill, youtube premium. For the whole month
Im getting drunk on valentines day because I saw a tiktok saying that the only thing he's kissing on that day is the neck and mouth of a whiskey bottle and I was like "thats funny"
Failing no fag february already bros
No reki rest of january bros I think this is a goal I can reasonably achieve
fuck I just resubbed its over
I am free from the group call
for now.
Gosto dela, gosto muito dela
I'm sleeping now can I get a goodnight from the nekos
boa noite
Boa noite príncipe
dumb faggots
a woman kissed me on my tender lips in my dream and I fell in love with her immediately
I would not be surprised if thats how fast it would happen irl too
Patreon and its consequences has been a disaster for the cosplay community
>hear someone loudly talk on speaker phone in a crowded bus, so loud it pierces through my headphones and music
>despite already knowing the answer I momentarily pause my music to hear what language they're speaking (or rather, not speaking)
imagine my shock when I found out I was completely right
germ has (had) a patreon
same shit different colour
forgive me nekos but I must sin
here it goes, the ultimate sin, complaining:
I hecking hate the harmonica in songs, it's only good when it's the sole instrument
nice misgendering
misgermering
I'm telling azra (notorious transsexual) that you misgender people
biofem? yeah biologically altered maybe
my tokfu has a kofi it's true
it's so over, é acabou
Starts with a kofi, ends up selling feet pics a year later like remymite, it's vorbei for you
I will still love her, I must
Yeah, when she drops a 100 dollar (after tax) nude tier those feelings disappear instantly.
Source: it happened to a guy I know
only 100 dollars after VAT? that's a steal! I've been giving her that amount weekly for nothing in return!!
>shareholders
Semi funny joke. What's the best TKFU stock to invest in?
I used to hold SCNDI and that did numbers for a while, solid blue chip stocks but I found this new venture a few years ago and went all in
chip fags try to not to make everything about her for 5 minutes challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
I'm seeing increased amounts of military registered vehicles in my country. in the last like 10 years I hadn't seen a single one around where I live given that they usually stick to the towns and cities with military bases and shit but they're increasing nation wide
war in 2024? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
Oh thank fuck it's just a dnd item, I got worried I uploaded a screenshot of my email accidentally
wouldn't be the first time that email sees light on ttg
so you almost doxxed your third email? impressive
>0.15 KB/s
the pitbabies will peacefully resist and with the power of persuasion be able to deëscalate the situation
honolds razer, that seems like a lot of assumptions for me to believe in compared to that ur phone is slow or your friends are existing
Why would I lie?
It's No Lie January
because you don't want me to feel sad and you might be feeling devious and want to sneak a little lie in during the last day of January to check if the truthseekers association can spot it
but neko, you have at least 1 friend that won't leave you on red. Me :)
>leaves me on green instead, I lose everything and he hits his big win and retires after finally being able to afford the express VIP kofi tier
>left me on read on neko
é acabou
I TABBED OUT FOR 45 SECONDS TO CHECK SOMETHING IMPORTANT
nãooooo
>>42844 #
invite codes to the minecraft survival mp server of your tokfu (she needs a big strong Steve to help her build a creeper farm)
I played it early 2019 last cus I remember I was really behind my then friends cus I had exams
LAUGH AT THE BIRTH YEAR JOKE
If I played it again I'd want a mod pack like tekkit
Damn the neko MC survival server is so fucking good
Tensi has a Minecraft server for her subs
just saw a cute ambulance lady
>just saw a cute ab
My hopes were so high for this post until you corrected it to "amb.."
it's over
gtg now oral assignment soon ttyl
>wasn't able to get the examiner to cum
It's over, I'm gonna fail oral class
why don't black gyals look like this in real life? bumbaclaaaaat
damn I didn't know reki does nudes
new germ
I think now that I've learned a bit more, >Gosto dela< seems to actually be the correct way to say it
>tune into tenshi stream
>it's 0-4
>she's 1-5 by the 6th round
>>42865 #
I hadn't performed yet by that point but the teacher trolled us into deciding on a case result that was wrong in order for it to be a pedagogical lesson for the entire class of 70 naurr
I can explain in further detail later if there's any interest but my hands are currently thawing out and feel like I'm not in control of them so typing on phone is labouring
the English lang needs a word to distinguish funny haha from funny weird
>>42870 #
absurd carries a stronger connotation, Im looking for something between silly and absurd
like silly without the cute vibe to it
so like, islam is a ___ religion
its not funny haha, it can be called absurd but the translation Im trying to find is that its almost a clown-ish religion
This will make even the most neko amargo smile
further evidence to my hypothesis that one cannot suffer with a toga wig
HE'S CRACKED HE'S CRACKED
further evidence to my hypothesis that one cannot suffer in a bonitok
portuguese (PT-BR) sounds so pretty
Vem, se deixar render, vou como sereia naufragar você
satisfação do meu prazer to provocar e deixar você querer
piercing on your lip its perfect
Ive been listening to the song for 2 hours
>northernlion uploaded a lethal company video
>but titled it and gave it a thumbnail for balatro
this guy is FINISHED, career is OVER
Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler
Playing engineer in tf2 is so anxiety inducing
Ayo this dude is playing TF2 in 2023
Is valorant really more fun? It looks like a cartoony more boring counter strike. Tf2 was always team quake
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
I have invented every single meme on nekochen
Did a russian make that comment
>>42896 #
Valorant is so much fun that at least THREE nekos have publicly quit playing it in the last 2 months.
The matchmaking system is shitty, there's too many french people, toxictenshilevels are very high, there's no map selection, there's no replay system, the skins are both overpriced and yet not tradeable so i cant gamble on pro matches, they nerfed killjoy mein fraufu.
valorant sucks. want to play with me?
I never really expected much tbh
So the only reason to play valorant is to get a gf on there.
>>42904 #
Considering that that picture cost someone 100 dollars (after tax) would you say "its a steal"?
>>42905 #
Valorant egirls are overrated, there's a ton of girls there but 95% of them are already duo stacked with a ADHD jett main addicted to Benzos
fuck eu law all my homies hate eu lawunironically
anyways what advertising has she done that she has not fulfilled?
>>42912 #
honestly I haven't paid for it so beyond seeing that one picture someone posted here, i cant claim that my consumer rights have been attacked.
it's actually perfectly advertised, it's just the same shit as her over patreon pictures but this time with her tits out and it arguably looks worse because of it.
hence my theory, you cannot suffer with a toga wig
Yooooooo new 👽 is actually great
looks like she pissed her pants desu
Think about this for a second:
How hard would it be to de-brand your vocabulary? I've tried to make a conscious effort to stop saying "google (verb)" when meaning that I just searched it up, even if I searched it up on some other platform than google and man, its not easy
>>42917 #
I sometimes use the verb 'bing' or 'ask jeeves' but that is still branded.
The issue is that saying you binged it or googled it is just faster than saying "I searched it up online" whilst also having the exact same meaning.
I could switch to saying "internet" "cypher valorant" to look at his pants, saying internet isnt branded, but also not a verb. interneted? searched?
I don't know man I just want to post 👽 on neko, I can't think about the english language or even brazilian portugese
saying "just internet it" isnt going to make people understand that you mean to search it up
and Im not really concerned with the speed at which I talk or convey meaning, Im just trying to change my vocabulary to reflect what I actually think
zzzz type faster nekka (clever reference to you saying you are concerned about the speed at with you communicate, oldneko reference)
>using the hard r
You better have an old neko pass.
*procures oldneko pass*
what about it?
nvm I cant find an oldneko pass im donezo
what defines an oldneko? in many ways I started regularly posting late in nekochen's lifecycle, yet due to sheer mass, i am one of the most prolific posters on the site, does that make me an oldneko, or an enthusiastic newneko?
Heh, only oldnekos remember that time a guy said using the hard r of nekka needed an oldneko pass
Heh, only oldnekos remember that time a guy said only old nekos remember that time a guy said using the hard r of nekka needed an oldneko pass.
old nekos have forgotten
Oldnekos remember the Nekochen Minecraft Roleplay Server
oldnekos open megu RIGHT NOW (its gonna be a good tok after this one) (reservation reserved in case its a bad tok (after this one (boobies :D)))
GERMMMMM
GERRRRRMMMMMM
cute acid rn on megu
I hate spanish, disgusting language
same with italian
YOOOOO THIS SONG GOES SO HARD I LOVE THE BATMAN (2021)
cats and arabs
the two things ihate the most after reki..
THIS MY MOMMA HOUSE
i fuck her like a god thats without a doubt
yeah bitch gon give me top thats without a doubt
AND LET IT SHIIIINE
??????
GET BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
that song sounds like it would be in Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines.
A game i highly recommend you play, it's so good fr fr
this is some germ lookalike
not enough shitty facial piercings
probably a top 5 apple of all time, unironically, i love that tok
IM A GIRL NEXT DOOOOR
LET ME COME IN
I KNOW I GO GO DANCE BUT I DO IT FOR KICKS
I NEVER HAVE TO WORK CUS MY DADY IS RIIICH
i love that tok she is so pretty in it, tiktok took the audio down fun fact
welp, megu is now just starting to repeat the classics it posts every time
boni coming soon inshallah #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
hate is a strong word
i dislike this rat bastard
HATE IS A STRONG WORD
BUT I REALLY REALLY REALLY DONT LIKE YOU
this tok is cool I remember watching it
BISMILLAH THANK YOU FOR BLESSING US
Why is Gypsy Tamborine the ONLY tiktok audio that is censored? There's so many songs about sex and violence but this song has like 15 distinct tiktok audios and they're ALL censored.
I'm not afraid to call a gypsy a gypsy, I'm not afraid to call a spade a spade, I'm not afraid to be a pot calling the kettle black. I guess I'm just a high intelligence individual capable of free thought, I am an inbdividual, not a sheep, I don't listen to the mainstream media, I get my political, cultural, religious and media opinions directly from 4chan.org/pol/
>spent so much time looking at his keyboard typing about something irrelevant that he missed shrivix tits
>he has missed shrivix, reki, abbles in a toga wig sippin on orphan tears
idk what they look like but not really interested tbh
did I mention the dream about a girl kissing me and me falling instantly in love?
yeah im down bad
they're just very big, like, woah, BOOBA big. if I knew how to do bold text on neko i'd have done bold text there.
its done with double AT signs
booba
me when I see the booba on tiktok right now
i do not want to post my booba comment in response to adrianne
reposting this for future neko scrollers to not miss out on this funky
this tok? it's 'awfu(l)
we like funky
we like the cars
NOW WHATS THE WORD CAPTAIN
kinda cute
the previous tok, that is
This tok is like the 3rd abbles ever.
>his favourite abbles are rated in order of age in descending order
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>i hope to see you people here next time
:')
lets gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo a good tok!
omg my queeen!
guys why do I never have time to do my assignments? here's how my 24 hours of a day goes
8 hours: sleep
2 hours: eat food
12 hours: watch megutv
2 hours: bath
what do i take out to have time to work on essays?
ok unironically now, great tok finally
eu amo dela
I NEVER WANTED TO DANCE
WIUTH NO BODY BUT YOU
I NEVER WANTED TO DANCE
WITHY NOBODY BUT YOU
I NEVER WANTED TO DANCE WITH NOBODY BUT YOU
this is a good abbles.
thats one of the gimmicks I respect but disliked the most
because she doesnt even look like abbles
this is a good luna
goodnight lunaposter
theory: people who were really into vocaloids LOVE ai singing shit stuff on youtube like spongebob characters rapping
from what Ive seen they dislike it
vocaloid people werent into it for the "robot is singing" part but the characters, its like being into touhou for the characters and not the games
ai from the west: ugh, souless, it sounds bad and tacky, make something original dont just use ai for likes
ai from japan: uuuuhhh!!! sugoi!!! hatsune mikuuuu!!!!!
I dont type these lyrics but I love them nonetheless
WHO POSTED THIS
RAD posted this
I kinda liked the song in that tok RAD posted
man im delirious
>her friend is just cut out of the video
it gets me every time
im looking into the eyes of regular women and imagining my life with them (the previous tok not the one that was playing fyi) (the adult)
this one looks like abbles though, you can't deny this
smelly kelly do look like abbles in that ngl
that tok specifically is also filmed in the same room region that remy filmed his uni toks, with the hallway to the door in the background
kinda kino cos ngl
also boooooooooobs
I never played San Andreas, at least not enough to remember it. I know I played it as a kid but I dont recall anything
you missed out
welp, it is time for bed, it is bedtime, goodnight to the nekos and the nekas
she lives at your moms house? wts thats where I watch the bonbibonkers tiktoks
Smiling remembering that time he wished me goodnight. The last thing he ever did on stream was wish ME a goodnight
dang, I wish I was you
You really don't, I'm kind of a loser but it's okay I'm getting better
Okay that's not entirely true, but things aren't getting worse and I'm in a better happier place than I was 3 years ago so that's gotta count for something, hell, I'm in a better happier place than I was last year
me waking up in the morning (aint got shit to smile about)
me realizing I have do carry the hos in my group (aint got shit to smile about)
me spending my life on the puta (aint got shit to smile about)
>boni posts
faith in life restored
smile renewed and sparkling
it'll be that way before I go to sleep as well (aint got shit to smile about)
Im afraid of going to sleep because I might dream about scenarios that will make me feel feeling of longing
the wicked witches wanted to meet up tomorrow to do the questions before friday
i hit them with the "no" (said much more tactfully) so im free tomorrow sure
sweet, cya tomorrow then, that'll be swell, it'll be I can't think of another swe word
dont say the swe word it makes me anxious im gonna be nationality doxxed
sweater weather (by The Neighborhood)
you will now look at the cat video
no I dont think I will
Astra_cos
I looked...
I love honey so much
Genuinely one of the best edible things
he loves honey so much thye call him honey boy
>lune cos
fat and ugly
thats her own kofi
so the account impersonating her is just also using the same name as her?
death to out of context posters
lunecos_ and cos.lune are two different people
> post pic without context
yeah I had a lot to go off of totally
can we stop fighting pls its reminding me of my parents.
lets just all agree that lunecos_ was in the wrong and lune.cos is harmless but mid.
who is lune.cos
thats cos.lune
I give up
there is only 3 active IPs why is one anon pretending to be retarded?
I haven't even watched koto in this tok, I just keep watching her healthy sized friend fall over
yooo this is crazy
Ive seen that koto like 20 times and Ive never noticed that
>random_:name
fat and ugly
how many tokkers is it that have been impersonated now? I know its happened to chip and to funky
true but apple got impersonated by other envious tokkers (or/and herself) but the case with funky and chip has been people that obviously have archives of their toks reuploading old stuff, possibly for economic motives
she killed millions
new 👽
Happy black history month my niggas
i think in the uk our black history month is different.
yeah i just LOOKED IT UP VIA THE INTERNET and discovered it is october. so black people get more days in the UK, kinda cool and not racist.
it's february, you know what that means
whats the first lie gonna be?
i hate nekochen and all of the nekos
>he decided to keep no lie january going for the whole year
wow....
>he just broke his no lie all year challenge and lied
wow....
Vitamin D rules my life. I am a slave to the vitamin D levels in my blood, it controls every action I do
Vitamin Dick
another day, another acid.
when she moves the cardboard neck brace whilst singing "jagger jagger" it is mega cute.
jacket jacket
do you speak russian?
Poprobuy mua-mua, poprobuy dzhaga-dzhaga,
it's dzhaga-dzhaga
tenshi channel points are so easy, just go all in on losing every game
you are gonna win .05 tenshicoins
CS > valarante as is known
>tenshi is going to VCT (a valorant pro championship) and will be cosplaying her goated fr fr cypher cosplay
I thought the C in VCT stood for collegiate
i thought it was a lower level "pro" competition for college teams to prove themselves
>call it something normal
"THE INTERNATIONAL 9"
it's international so you know its important because teams even from south east asia are invited and those guys are jokes
yeah but international what
international friendship?
unclear name
tenshi does not sound very convincing in her arguments
>>43086 #
it reassures me that even high elo players mostly have trash lobbies. i only watch tenshi and 1 other guy and they're both immo, and most games i see they're getting mad at their shitty teams. almost as if i could still be in bronze nad having the same lobbies fr fr
>>high elo
she's higher elo than all of us combined
>high elo
idk how many times me and immoneko have to say it but "good lobbies" dont exist unless money and/or career is on the line, i.e., pro games
wow this is such juicy bait I cant see this one coming im gonna bite im doing it
>fredfishoil, the angriest jett main in the world is now on stream
lets gooooooooo
Her point that her teammates instalocked 3 duelists so she locked yoru, a duelist she doesnt play, is really silly. Why not just dodge if you're gonna throw?
the argument that if none of the other duelists want to cooperate and want their own will seen through above the team's needs then she has the same right, is valid to me
because she isnt hardpressed for wins to rank up, she is playing to stream and get content, it makes her money
if she wants to rank up she just gets boosted back to immo
Yeah but I can't get boosted to immo, so the world is unfair
grow a pussy and a pair of tits
youre halfway there so it must be naurrrrrrrrrr nãooooooooo
I understand the joke, what happened to no more bad fat jokes?
when was that said
>bro i played neon the other day on icebox and dropped 40
>neko has redeemed Hi Im mew
32 is closer to 40 than 20 so I feel him
easiest 1000 channelpoints i've ever earned
all in on this game, she is gonna lose
>watch the amount bet on each option
>"NUH" spikes from 1k to 7600
lets see the dice roll
>she got mad and thought her eboy was calling her a different egirl he carries
funniest moment in history
yjk his heart rate spiked when she said "...Luna?"
your tokfu when she posts you someone else
>Luna??!?
>post someone else
not possible anymore
sorry sis, tenshi is streaming, maybe you should stay at school longer
>????
that one guy celebrating that he has spent >10% of the last 20 days watching tenshi
>he's spent like 15% of his awake time watching her
bro tenshi is so cute i would dedicate 15% of my waking life to she
>that neko that just copy and pastes funny posts
>is it grippy with your nails
bruh wtf is this chat
long nail issues
I imagine if you were to have recessed nailbeds that would prove a detriment to your ability to get them underneath small gaps like the tabs of soda cans, yeah
no clue if thats how your situation looks tho
>>43125 #
even when cut as far back as possible, theyre still supposed to be long enough that you can get leverage
No my nails are just not long enough to get them under the tab
lik this pic, I doubt they can get finger 1, 3 or 4 underneath the tab of a soda can because of how far back they are
yeah, recessed
i dont really know what norwood means either i dont spend a lot of time on /fit/
you know what norwood is
oh it's balding
maybe this will be the year i break the habit of biting my nails
if you do it as a nervous tick you probably will have to stop getting nervous
having short nails doesnt really matter that much aside from having to embarrass yourself by opening cans with your tshirt and them looking weird and people like me diagnosing you from just looking at your hands but besides t hat, not much downside I imagine
also it might just be one of those things where you one day wake up and no long want to do it
I had that with mydermatophagiarecently and now theyre all healed
just found out that there are some people that bite the skin on the heels of t heir feet what the FUCK
phew i only bite toenails
comparing myself to pics of other people that have done this now and man, i was a minor case
i need to replace my nail biting habit with something less bad
alcohol
or maybe that elastic band on wrist self-harm prevention method
after quicking SEARCHING IT UP ON THE INTERNET i have discovered you wear an elastic band and snap it against your wrist wheneve ryou're gonna do a bad habit like bite your tongue
yeah its for people who self harm, its ment to replicate the spiking endorphin feeling without actually giving you wounds like cutting would
GOOD END
self harm is woman brained and Im too scared to do it
I self sabotage instead
>people still seethe about gamergate
Unpopular opinion but valiantfox is really pretty
wake up anon it's 2009 [YouTube] ???
>YouTube is bigger distraction to children’s homework than television, survey finds
on the note about youtube being a hidden addiction, like we talked about yesterday
yeah uh
speak up I camnt hear u
new reki just uploaded
february fools!
please dont make this a gimmick, i cant take a whole month of being hecking tricked
wake up mr west
if you can tell the difference between turqoise and cyan in this very moment without looking them up then I revoke your male membership card
B L A D E R U N N E R *Alerts Updated* *follows* *subs* *gift subs* *tips* *raid* *bits*
wake up
its da first of da month
I don't think I've done anything in the last 90 minutes, I have just sat at my desk and time has passed.
tried reading the brazil thread on /int/
obviously didn't understand much but two people were having a conversation and I could get the gist of it, that's pretty cool
My teacher knew 5 languages by 22
he linguamogs everyone
and I mog all of these beginner learners
Baby, why you so bitter?
For you it's a trend...
SO BITTER!! >_<
PERSONA 3 IS ON STEAM WHAT THE SPRUCE IM POGGING OUT OF MY GOURD RIGHT NOW BROTHER
HH
>was at £500 a month a week ago
>now under £300 a month
naurrr, it's over for der moonki
>3 paypiggies worth of nude tier followers realized she wasnt all that
I couldve told them this for free
>Thinking Man's Valorant
has clickbait gone too far or do you think someone unironically believes in a no flash meta
>>43182 #
yeah, it's pretty silly to put nudes of yourself out there on the internet for what is ultimately gonna account for like maybe 600 euros total?
im sure most of the subscribers saw the first few pictures, realised it's all gonna be the same shit with a different wig and unsubscribed, wallets noticeably lighter. sad!
dragula updated his pfp to elon musk smoking weed on the joe rogan podcast.
this has been your daily dragula update.
>>43187 #
I don't think such a thing has a moment where you decide you're done, it's more of a gradual decline, which I'm pretty sure has already started
>>43188 #
its not gonna happen for as long as you dont will it into existence, and for you to do that, you have to, at a clear moment in time, decide that you no longer want anything to do with her and stop "stalking" (for lack of a better word) her accounts
you arent even subbed to her on patreon, no point in checking it to see if she has posted anything new or what her current sub count is
you could slowly pull the bandaid off in hopes that it just loses adhesion and drops out of itself or you could one day decide "you know what? fuh dat bih" and exercise willpower
>problem that only exists in your head
Im not the one upset that my tokfu turned to a hoor but then keep obsessing over her stats
oh fuck offBANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
#autobahn
It might not be what he wants to hear but it is what he needs to hear
#autobahnBANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
yeah in retrospect i was letting my frustrations with other things in life spill over into getting needlessly annoyed here
>>43199 #
yeah my big problem right now is i need something to focus on im just rotting away. time to reinstall valorant and grind 10 games a day again
/s /j /nm /wwjd
>>43200 #
yeah im in the same boat, all I do is watch useless youtube videos, listen to music, mindlessly open twitch/neko/youtube to see if something new has popped up and occasionally do a duolingo grind streak
I was considering starting to watch some of the animes Im interested in like the monogatari series but I doubt I will
life gets infinitely harder when you uninstall the brainrot auto-pilot games like valorant and league
there's nothing on the tv, nothing on the radio that i can believe innnnnnn
RDR2 is so pretty. I'm in the marshland, hunting gators and a train just drove by and it's foggy and im in japan, this is so cool
so bitter! >-<
Oh you like musi
did we seriously just start typing posts at the same fucking second after over an hour of inactivity?
exactly the same time yeah
what are the odds? i remember this happening multiple times a few months back
uwu our destinies and fates are connected, s-sugoi!
anyway my post was gonna be
oh you like music? yeah i bet you only like normie slop, i EXCLUSIVELY listen to songs with fewer than ten views on youtube
[YouTube] ???
I was also thrown aback by the people in the brasil thread saying dwarf to each other but I looked the word up on wiktionary and it had a portuguese slang definition as well, its basically the portuguese version of saying "anon" but it translates to dwarf if you go by the proper definition
its like saying neko when it actually means cat
Nekos with comprehensive doxx folders will notice that I just lied about my height, only true old nekos know my true height.
For prosperity's sake, neko above me is in fact not 168 cm tall but a mere 159.5 cm (he insists the decimal place is important)
I have two foot
i laffed
and of them, big foot
Think im gonna enter my maleslut girliepop era
I'm getting into my bald canadian father with an asian wife era
HEY EMO BOY
HEY HEY HEY EMO BOY
HEY EMO BOY HEY HEY HEY EMO BOY
HEY EMO BOY
HEY HEY HEY EMO BOY
waste of trips which is unfortunate because trips only happens like 3 times a day
[YouTube] ???
this is the song i mentioned the other day, johnny cash - the wall
without trying for them i have gotten the last 3 trips
>>43224 #
>johnny cash - the wall
this is the song where hes talking about women past the age of 23, right?
>>43227 #
ACTUALLY the song is about a prisoner doing a suicidal prison escape attempt, knowing he'd be SHOT down by the guard tower. He did it because the woman he robbed banks for was maryring another man.
There's never been a man that's shook this can,
But I know a man who tried,
The newspaper called it a jailbreak plan,
But I know it was suicide,
I know it was suicide.
>shot from a guard tower at a prison
there are no guns in prison
this documentary disproves your hypothesis
I think Ive only ever seen two theroux documentaries, one on the MAGA ip2 streamers and one other one on some uninteresting stuff
no idea if thats the one Ive watched but I never browsed /tv/ because I stopped watching tv in 2013
Yeah I watched it haphazardly many years ago so I dont remember squat about it
it's mostly just seeing very autistic children and feeling sorry for the parents that were cursed with children that scream and shout and let it all out
Remember Like a G6?
That was a while ago
[YouTube] ???
>teacher comes over to tell him that break is over
>he calmly stands up, puts his colouring sheet and crayons away and then steps forward and attempts to bash her head in
>three women rush in to tackle him to the ground
I don't know how you can raise a kid like Joey
what a fucking video
he puts his paper away with great composure and then the only self control in his head has been expended and he starts to tard out
yeah im watching that part right now
I severely hope that my kids arent going to be fucked up like that
the "im not gay kid" is literally me because i am not gay
>okay fine.... hugged by a celebrity
was that nice?
>yeah it was nice when you hugged me
>...but the gay thing tho
hahaahah I could do ok with that kind of autist as a son
iirc correctly the "im not gay" kid came out as trans like 3 or 4 years ago, based on something i read on /tv/
im gonna watch that documentary just for that autist hes so loveable
i need to find where i can watch it tho its not on yt
It's on BBC iPlayer, I've got it up right now.
you DO have a BBC iPlayer account right neko?
you DO pay your tv license right neko?
seriously though if you want to watch it rn ill just stream it
Im not gonna watch it now but I found it uploaded on
>he has an account for that site
💀☠💀☠💀☠
yeah im a failed normalfag ofc i have facebook
I also only use it for messenger tho, its a convenient messaging service
I haven't had a facebook account since I was ~15, so that must've been back before ~November 18th 2008
thats when the current flimsy fotm tokkers were born
I was going to raise apoint of protest but then I realised Acid was born in 06 so we win these
oh frick, acid is gonna start uni in september, it is officially over for the Acid Army. starting uni kills every brit tokkers career. Remy quit, jawfu basically stopped posting, maisie did stop posting. it's over, it's vorbei
at least germ hasnt gone to uni yet and shes unemployed
Well, yeah, she's polish.
I don't mean that in a racist way, im not racist, it's just she's polish so obviously she isnt going to uni
someone recently asked boni how her uni entrance exams went and she said that they went worse than she had hoped but better than she expected
we will have to wait and see if she goes and studies something cool in uni
>>43259 #
I couldn't live in a country with entrance exams, I do not study for exams.
I guess all my college results being exam-based makes them sorta entrance exams? but it's different still, having to exams just to get into uni ontop of your regular school exams is wack
Alas, that's how they do it in Japan, so it must be correct.
In sweden you get in based on the grades you get in HS but you can also, if you have low grades but still passing in subjects high enough level (specific for every uni major) to be "eligible", take some kind of proficiency test that tests you in math and language. said test is piss easy and if you arent a mouth breather you can get into the top majors like medicine, veterinary, law and stuff with this proficiency test despite shit grades (in tough subjects)
I think this is a good trade off cus otherwise we underachievers in tough HS courses would be competing with emo chicks that went to a drawing and music class in HS and got top grades just for showing up and thus higher merit score
>>43261 #
That does sound like a fairly decent system. More proof for my theory that "you literally cannot suffer in sweden"
Okay maybe it's more accurate to say "I literally couldn't suffer in sweden"
>cute girls everywhere
>good weather
>friendly people
>ikea on every corner
I knew you were lying when you got to the 3rd point, until then I couldve assumed you were just uninformed
trust me, when you've lived in england your whole life, anywhere has cuter girls
we already discussed this, sweden
oh i thoguht you were going to say england has worse weather
the 3 hoos in my group are literally not even 10/10 in bongland
>england has a cute girl
>they becomes a cute boy instead
hence why england has 0 cute girls, all ONE (1!) of them became biological males
just got a notification about the portuguese word of the day
Sounds like something you can definitely use daily. You're always talking about deep-sea oil drilling after all
yeah, thats so me
dang, did you see that tokfu alto mar the other day? she looked like uma blobfish amiright
im meguing
two kellys in a row... is t his??
random asian griefs the holy streak
I considered being a kelly poster because of that tok where she looks like abbles however there was some issues with that idea.
>>43276 #
She hasn't posted since november.
Ironic that you mentioned being dutch and then clover showed up
and then I posted a fake abbles and abbles showed up
and then we mentioned mid tokfus and koto showed up...
whats the issue aside from the fact that shes dutch?
>she hasnt posted since november
shes just really committed to being abbles
portugese brazilian is so beautiful brehs...
eu adoro a língua portuguesa
you like marina but do you like lana del rey?
US GIRLS WE ARE SO MAGICAL
SOFT SKIN RED LIPS SO KISSABLE
HARD TO RESIST SO TOUCHABLE
TOO GOOD TO ___ IT
naurr bro thinks she looks like akko
that one bubs that was posted recently here on neko was super cute
I have not been interested in Nora ever since that one guy posted her nudes here, the spell was broken, now I see she's human
idk how nora does it but she literally has the perfect level of lean but still has a hella nice phat ass
nora is so beautiful
these kids taking drugs
SMILEFUUUUUUUUUUUU LETS GOOOOO
I do not know who this is. (smilefu)
its some scottish girl but she has a really pretty smile and some guy on 2chen used to post her and I called her smilefu
I AIN'T NEVER SEEN TWO PRETTY BEST FRIENDS
did you know what song played in the background at the end of that funky tok? only real music fans know.kanye west - wolves
gör som vi gör
ta bara ett steg åt vänster
i odnt remember the lyrics actually
I remember writing a like 300 word essay shitpost on that chip tok about how the artistic qualities and cinematographical methods used were the mark of an auteur
dansa med oss, klappa era händer
gör som vi gör, ta bara ett steg åt vänster
lyssna och lär, missa inte chansen
nu är den här, karamelldansen
i remembered the lyrics
meu amor...
I remember this wig
i simply look away from the screen, i do not engage with this tokker anymore
ayo kelly? Im gonna be a kelly poster fr
another 2fer of kellytoks, she is powerful tonight
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE HER SO MUCH
im gonna become a kay poster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg did you see how she looked at the camera there? she was looking at me !!!
good bonbi. i hate to say it but bonbi's mabels were good.
never liked bonbi
she has like 4 good toks icl
speaking of bonbi? nu bonbi on screen rn rn
real talk? this album of Gambino's wasnt that super
I posted this, I know I posted this
you didnt post this, this is bingos
I posted this I posted this, I have this saved on my harddrive. Maybe bingo posted this but I know I have this saved and have posted it before.
you might but this is bingos tok, I know bingos toks because I am the #1 bingo fan
the girl isnt that cute but the song is very good it's a my little pony fan song
what if this is what bingo girl looks like
>that one malaysia flag prominently at the front of the march
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE THIS ABBLES
coincidence? I think not
kelly has had more toks than any other tokker tonight, statistical powerhouse
I WANNA BE THE ONE YOU THINK ABOUT AT NIGHT
I WNNA BE THE ONE THAT YOU WOULD PUT UP A FIGHT FOR
YOU ARE WHAT I ADORE AND EVEN WHEN I AM BORED
I WOULD BUY YOU ANYTHING AND ANYTHING
ella+clover mashup mix tokker
looks nothing like clover
because I said you have to add ella into the mix, blindo
The only Ella I know is 👽
yagamicos
>cute
>20
wait why am i not posting this girl already, she fits the bill
oh, she's the heather mason cosplayer? yeah i've seen them posted around the block
https://www.tiktok.com/@bigfootlover22 her other acc that she posts more on, i unfollowed it last night because I got bored of seeing her stuff because she went to uni and started posting boring stuff
this song is sex also quads
dude I'd be pissed off if this song blew up on tiktok
then it did... coincidence?!??!
HELLO YOUTUBES *destroys his piano with funkalicious tunez
new mascot peep the swag
why have you added the paper texture to her
its lego i made her into lego
hmm okay
very good very niiiiiice
very good very nice
allo nicki minaj
cute, im gonna say it, cute
dei has made one good tok ever and its not the one you think it is
em has never made a good tok
take me back to the late 2000s bros
I would normally say this is me but I decided to not be sad like a week ago and now Im not
I also think that is a gay porn actor, so I dont think that's you
Thats Billy Herrington, Aniki
Yeah, isn't that a gay porn thing?
No, he is a philosopher, a great icon, an inspiration
meu amor
THAT'S THREE BONBIS IN A ROW
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FOUR BONBIS IN A ROW
FOUR????
this nekka typing on his phone naurrr
it makes sense there would be more for bonbi, as she is physically larger than the other tokfus
nvm it was just laggy neko
so the record to beat (to tie) is four bonbis in a row
she has defiled the nekochen megu experience
can we get 4 bonbis in a row into 3 emirus? no we cant
can we get FIVE bonbis??!?!?
bonbi?
The most beautiful thoughts are always besides the darkest
Today, I seriously thought about killing you
I contemplated, premeditated murder
And I think about killing myself
And I love myself way more than I love you, so…
>when she sucks her stomach in and she still looks like a fatass
laughed
I hate this tok, it just doesnt look good in any aspect and she looks like a newborn deer in the way she moves
neko HATES sammy!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
sammi is really cute in that deer tok I was talking about rekler
worst day on megu so far
on the ~2nd of february 2024, bonbibonkers absolutely dominated megutv
wasnt this on like 10 min ago
whats that bracelet she has?
its just a phone wire
yeah but is it like the elastic band thing you mentioned yesterday you think?
no, people dont actually do that, its just what therapists say you could do but people that cut themselves arent actually going to stop doing it unless they WANT to stop it and then they just do (stop)
LETS GOOOO
top 5 chips
i wanna braid a girls hair, I havent done that in half a decade
lily is so cute, tradwife material
bolsonaro style
F
😢
tfw no abbles toks
they are extremely good friends, they are so friendly.
literally nobody remembers this tokker
who gave lickle permission to say the hecking n-word?
evidently one person remembers that tokker
when I was new to ttg I asked the thread if there were any tomboy tokfus cus I was at the height of my tomboy obsession and someone recommended me lickle
I did not like lickle, safe to say
tbh I forgot she was called lickle.rat, i still remember her by reversetrap2000
>train in japan
my mind is being fucking blown holy shit
this song is so pretty dont skip it, just listen
haarruuuu yoooo
I paid a man on fiverr to transcribe this song onto guitar so that I could learn to play it
guess who, after having paid, never tried to play the song
you?
yeah
I think this is just the opening to spirited away actually
it isnt but keep listening
>it turns into heavy metal halfwya through
what the spruce
FUCKYOU
HARUU YOOOOOOOO
♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂
it actually goes kinda hard
I like how when there were 4 bonbis in a row, some guy who hasn't spoken in DAYS just showed up to post her porn. is he always here, waiting, watching?
the post count went to 2/4 for a few minutes, then the bonbi thing happened, he posted bonbiass (fat btw) (not the ass, bonbi) and then he left
its like he was summoned
this girl (female) is so cute
I dont remember her name but I would
I think im 35 days deep
shes not trans shes just playing for the views
>bonbi in a wedding dress
welp, day 35 streak over. i lost (HARD) to bonbibonkers
its not a wedding dress its the white yor cosplay
>mentions he thinks indigo white is cute
>she shows up again on megu
acid acid acid acid acid acid acid acid acid acid acid acid acid
I never said she was cute
I still would tho
genuinely the only criteria is that theyre skinny
i hate that boni edit, it tricks me into think im gonna see animated cat girl titties
MAYBE YOURE RIGHT
MAYBE THIS IS ALL THAT I CAN BE
BUT WHAT IF ITS YOUUU
AND IT WASNT MEEEE????????
she looks so pretty in red hair
sua cabelho vermelho é muito bonita
did you recommend me Alex G - Race recently?
I didnt recommend it but I posted it when i talked about that guys chip edit being incredibly boring and uninspiring and then gave an off the dome idea
That explains why it's in my liked videos playlist because I dont usually listen to this kinda emo music but I enjoy this one
alex G is pretty nice icl, I wasnt much into his music more than having heard it now and then on tiktok buthe played live in sweden not too long ago and I wanted to go with a mate but he cancelled last minute so I went alone, it his music was really nice ngl he earned another fan
sweet dropshadow on the text here, really makes it pop.
top 1 bonicos'
top 5 bonitoks for sure
[YouTube] ???
I like this song a lot, heard it the first time when he played it live
I can upload some of his performance, I found that someone had recorded it and uploaded them to YT and I saved them
germ
genuinely cool tigtog
file too large, wait
that was a cute boni and this is another bingotok
will bingo post at all this month? #8ball (No)
I love this wig
>convert the video to make it smaller
>it doubles in filesize
uh oh
[YouTube] ???
this song is nice, I think it was the first alex g song I heard like 1 year before I actually listened to alex g
but i dont listen to him much, its more of a "when im in the mood ill listen to him for 2 hours and feel bad" type of mood youfeelme
I will listen to these recs later, atm im jungling, watching megutv and listening to songs i've got saved on YT inbetween the good toks
[YouTube] ???
this song is also really powerful its very pretty
this tok is so good
ancient germ
cant believe this girl is brazilian
we love this song and we love this cat
hate the song hate cats
faggy animals
I love this boni so much its so good I had to make a new post cus I couldnt bear to have negativity in my post when its this good boni
omg two bonis
LETS GOOOOO
PLEASE
ANOTHER ONE
TIE THE RECORD
BREAK IT
VAMOS VAMOS
nãooooo
DER 3 IN A ROW BONI
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BONBIBONKERS CONFIRMED SUPERIOR
germ but not good enough to save to the germ folder
that one is going in the germ folder
I like this song
Rumor has it Adam Obama went back to his CIA job after those streams, he successfully infiltrated /ttg/
[YouTube] ???
another decently good alex g unreleased kino
the 2nd best tokker out of brasil
the 1st best tokker out of brasil
rolly rolly rolly with the devil ranch
I may even say this is a contender for bonis best tok ngl
yeah she thigh mogs me, it's over
just eat more
Have you ever?
Have you ever?
Have you ever been all messed up?
Have you ever?
Have you ever?
Have you ever?
Have you ever been all messed up?
Have you ever?
azunyan :3
yoooo its that girl i posted like 5 toks of
gonna crack a rib
when I get home
gonna bury you
in my favorite hole
I made a bloody mess
in the kitchen sink
I tried to fix myself
but I didnt think
my connection is laggy and its getting late so im gonna call it a night, goodnight nekos, congratulations to blubberbonkers for setting a new megutv record, she is offically the heavy weight champion
>hes gonna miss the 5x reki streak
nvm that joke wasnt funny cus I misremembered and thought welterweight was the "too heavy for heavyweight no weight restrictions up here" class gg
What the hell is going on
Why so many nudists in germany
just turned on megu and there was no nudists, ive been lied to
gmneko
I'm not that into General Motors, Im more of a toyotaneko
>picks a car from le glorious nippon
predictable
I wouldve said BMW but I was fucked over by the BMW-affiliated dealership/mechanic shop so I almost refuse to buy another one of those since that would mean I would have to deal with them again
and saying volvo/saab wouldve been too archetypical and cliche
I haven't taken a single driving lesson so I cannot comment on cars except to say flame decals look cool and make them go faster :D
insane how people just dont get their license
>cars destroy the biosphere
while I do agree with you, this mindset is one of the most cuckish to exist, its almost worse than letting someone fuck your wife
in your entire life, even if you try to be as bad of an environmental villain as you can, you wont even register as a rounding error compared to what actual destroyers of the climate do
corporations actually do more to help the environment than anything else, they make their products recycleable, so the biosphere benefits from them actually.
my jizz is biodegrabable and ecologically sourced, eat up climatewarrior
gayneko above this post
gayneko below this post
youre starting to look really weird
oh yeah your face is out of place
and i cant make you out
im out
theres nothing here to care about
whats that sound
whats that song about
its nothing worth me saying aloud
[YouTube] ???
this song is so good mds
bonbi has the megu record and my life is a shithole because of it
Im moving to Heber City, Utah
has science gone too far? what's that? FIVE?!?
gmneko
I am watching THIS miniseries today.
What're you watching lads?
>>43491 #
>Des is a British three-part television drama miniseries, based on the 1983 arrest of Scottish serial killer Dennis Nilsen, after the discovery of human remains causing the blockage of a drain near his home.
is it good so far?
>What're you watching lads?
i will spend today reading textbooks, i will offer my whole existence to the god of knowledge for this semester
>>43492 #
It's pretty good, I mostly clicked it because I like David Tennant, it's fairly interesting and literally me pilled
>Throughout this committal hearing, he was represented by a solicitor named Ronald Moss, whom he had previously dismissed as his legal representative on 21 April,[137] before Moss was reappointed to the role after Nilsen had complained to magistrates he had been afforded no facilities with which he could mount his own defence. Moss was to remain Nilsen's legal representative until July 1983, when Nilsen—again expressing his intention to defend himself—discharged him, until 5 August when Nilsen once again reappointed Moss.
>Initially, Nilsen intended to plead guilty to each charge of murder at his upcoming trial.[138] With Nilsen's full consent, Moss had fully prepared his defence; five weeks before his trial, Nilsen again dismissed Moss
dismissed not once, not twice but THRICE by a serial killer who planned to admit he murdered everyone he was accused of killing
>In October 2001, Nilsen brought a judicial review against the prison service, citing that the gay softcore pornography magazines Vulcan and Him, to which he subscribed regularly, had some images and articles of a more explicit nature removed before the magazine reached him.[170][171] The legal case he brought against the prison service was dismissed because he could not establish that any breach of his human rights had occurred.
He tried to argue that his human rights were being breached because they were censoring the gay porn magazines he was subscribed to in prison.
>>43498 #
Messed up childhood, witnesses his grandfather's corpse as a young child and was told "he's sleeping", which allegedly gave him a messed up fascination with death, repressed homosexuality.
He confessed to basically every crime and told the truth to the police officers, he just genuinely seemed mentally ill but not in a manipulative psychopath way. Apparently his first ever murder was accidental, and he got a sick sense of thrill from just being around the dead body, so it kinda continued like that.
>>43499 #
I sometimes think about how men and women evolved in hunter-gatherer societies and we were meant to chase down and kill animals.
It kind of makes sense then that some guys would end up with such a fascination, evolution incentivized us in that direction
>3 out of 5 of the most prolific serial killers hail from colombia
DRAGULA?!?!?!
>gets to trial and he pleads not guilty to every charge
>later says to someone "if it wasn't for how they mistreated my dog, i might've pleaded guilty"
what a hecking troll
Im fighting tooth and nail to stay in the top 3 against these tryhards
The guy currently in 2nd came out of nowhere, he wasnt even on the map until within the last few hours
Playing Bioshock infinite for the first time. I hear it is an intellectual game for intellectuals such as myself.
Its a good game
I loved it when I played it and also when I played with myself to it
>>43502 #
Life in colombia is hell, this was especially so in the 20th century so it isnt shocking that psychos live there
>>43504 #
We have no evidence to say he isn't from colombia so I believe it is likely he is from there.
>>43505 #
Are the leaderboards for the same language, or all languages?
>>43506 #
I have played that video game for ~4 hours and stopped, I got bored, it is uninteresting and Elizabeth isn't even waifu material.
>>43507 #
I do not agree.
>>43508 #
That is true, I heard pablo escobar was from there.
>>43509 #
>Are the leaderboards for the same language, or all languages?
the latter, #1 and #4 are learning english (with arabic as their native) and #2 is learning spanish
the mini series was good, well acted.
>Um, miss, zhis is ze wrong loyalty carden
If gen Z are zoomers, what are gen Alpha?
Somehow calling the iPad generation Alphas feels wrong
>>43515 #
Sure, right now they're drooling retarded children, but in 20 years Generation ALPHA is gonna rule the world. Legally mandated family guy clips or GTA V cars falling down a big slide clips will be forcibly splitscreened alongside every other media property. Cinemas will show the latest marvel slop, alongside a video of someone cooking, and another video of someone cutting open soap and shredding it.
>>43516 #
Lmao
Cinemas won’t even be a thing, we’ll have apple vision headsets for that which are basically ipads strapped to your eyeballs
>>43517 #
Have you ever seen the miniseries "Des"? I think it'll be a lot like that, especially episode 2 haha.
>looked it up on google translate
>mi tengar translates to "let me try"
>i wrote "No, let me try penis" when I was trying to badly remember the spanish for "i have"
your inner native spanish speaker C1 level just exposed you for being gay
We confirmed that I'm not a gay neko at the most recent nekochen church session
>6 days have passed and he has already turned gay
What no God nor in-marital pussy does to a mofo
I'm doing the Fully Faggot February challenge in 2024, it's where I get out all my gay feelings in the shortest month of the year, making me super straight for the other 11 months.
>it's where I get out all my gay feelings
yet he acts no different thinking face emoji
I stare at gay porn all day to prove my heterosexuality. Im not aroused by it, therefore I am not gay.1
>during the weekdays Im forced to wake up early and I go to bed late
>during the weekends Im so tired I go to sleep early and sleep in, waking up late
Society has mindfucked me into being awake as many hours as possible during weekdays and as few hours as possible during the weekend
gmneko
Need a blonde raccoon eyes deep voiced rock singer gf
Is that too much to ask for jesus
Rolling for this in 2024 #d20 (16)
Unlucky me
Im really not grasping when youre supposed to use de prior to a noun
I get it in the case of like "Ele tira a roupa de cachorro" but "Eu preciso de uma xícara de chá", why is it de uma xícara? Questions that science cannot answer
I consistently lose lives due to this mechanic, its almost the sole mechanic that causes me failure
>I like fruit
Eu gosto de frutas
why is it de? I dont understand
good morning neko, jeez i overslept again. one day I'll master the 11pm-7am sleep grindset
all my homies hate UMG
>me staring at the "Your answer: Blablabla bla ; Correct answer: Blablabla de bla" screen
Black jacket, black jeans, black boots. Not sure if I just look like a school shooter or someone that happens to be wearing all black
laughed
At board game club, I am officially whitepilled despite being 5'8
I take it back, they're now arguing about who's the bigger weeb.
>the president of the anime society
>the guy who has an anime katana tattooed on his arm
>the fat black dude that has watched 1256 series
#d3 (1)
That black guy is just sat down all game watching anime, barely engaging with the game, he has yet to move away for private chats with anyone in a SOCIAL DEDUCTION game. He's just watching anime
How else do you reach 1256 series fully watched if you arent watchmaxxing?
>Clapham attack: £20,000 reward in search for Abdul Shokoor Ezedi
englandbros let's crack the case
>Abdul
could be any of them
HES WATCHING ANIME RIGHT NOW NEXT TO ME
WHY IS HE HERE IN A GAME ABOUT TALKING AND DEDUCING THINGS.
BRO IS ADDICTED TO ANIME
what anime is he watching?
Some slice of life ecchi slop
You know I think Colombia has potential to be the best country in latam. Despite being a literal war zone since the 60s they still have a standard of living above most of latam and have less homicide rates that most of the region as well. Could easily surpass argentina or uruguay if they ever stabilize their guerilla problem.
>>43535 #
it's do chachorro. in the first case it is referring to a particular person or thing, the dog in this case. Where as "de uma xicara" refers to something generally.
>>43555 #
oh yeah do cachorro I typod that, de o cachorro
so de uma xicara is just a use case of "de" that I need to just get used to through more exposure?
>>43556 #
sure. But again remember that 'de' in this case refers to any xicara (cup), where as do or da refers to something specifically
de + o
de + a
the article helps rememebr that it is particular.
>>43557 #
Yeah the use case of de, da, do, das, dos etc Im decent at getting, its just when to use the preposiçõe at all that im confused over
so if I wanted to say that I needed a specific spongebob cup of tea, would I say "Preciso da uma xícara bob esponja de chá"? Trying to understand if the "da refers to something specifically" is applicable here
also why is it not just "uma xícara de chá" thats what confuses me most, given that its not talking about a specific cup
Missed my bus by 30 seconds, next bus is in 30 minutes
I want to DIE
I had that exact thing happen to me when I left a party a few months ago
I sent a text to my mate and he laughed at me
In the UK be would've driven by and shouted "bus wanker" haha that's a reference xD
You dont need a bus in the UK. it's a small island. get a bike.
one time fairly recently I was out drinking (including red wine) and vomited bright red vomit all over the back of the bus home. I think no one noticed
My favorite thing about riding the bus? The occasional cute girl with their feet out and exposed
for me? I kinda like standing up on busses and then using my greatly enhanced awareness of my surroundings to predict the way I need to brace my feet against the floor in order to balance myself in the upcoming curves and turns so that I am able to support myself without using my hands to stabilize
good afternoon germaphiles
where is the germ first of the month tok
1 hour left and im losing to Mahmoud learning English (he is probably already a decent speaker going through the easiest tasks just for free points)
Im only 2nd place for this weeks tournament. É acabou
mahmoud fucking won, i give up, i accept defeat. i kneel to sir
>>43570 #
I unironically do this too, I thought maybe I was just autistic but knowing another nekochad does this makes me happy. The feeling of walking from one end of the bus, without using the handrails or grab bars, just striding, feeling the movement of momentum beneath you is almost as good as when there's a cute girl with her feet out and exposed.
We are le based balancemaxxing buschads unlike those handrailcoping seatcels
standing chad here, i love to stand right behind the bus driver, in a full power pose. always makes me laugh when the seatcels shuffle past me and mumble a quiet "thank you" to the bus driver. I, of course, loudly say "Cheers Terry" and give him a two finger gun salute when I depart. I am on a first name basis with all the drivers of my regular bus routes.
the british "folk" are inexplainable horrors
they're from belfast, they're irish descendants, we HATE them.
This post was made by Cromwell gang.
neko above me fell in love at the boardgame club
he has been all giddy ever since he was there
when the fat black anime obsessed guy who spoke perhaps 5 times the entire night opened up his phone in the middle of [EYES CLOSED] and continued to watch anime, i knew he was special.
motherfucker, the person running the game needs to secretly communicate with half the roles in the game, to learn who's watching who, who's being killed etc, and this dude just keeps his eyes open but his head fully down as he watches anime with his airpods in.
I'm glad he got 3 nothingburger roles in the 3 games we played, he communicated nothing in all 3 games and only voted once. frequently he would frantically ask "wait who are we voting on" AS the votes are being called, literally a second before his vote would be locked in or passed over.
he makes me so mad. why is he there? he was watching anime more than half the time, he didn't seem to engage with the game at all.
When I was an antagonist, one of the sus imposters, i was always active in voting people out and setting an agenda to help my team win, even as a regular crewman I would come up with a theory, and push it to the extreme loudly even if others disagreed. I love lying to people, the fun of the game is in tricking them. in crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you and hearing the lamentation of their women.
i HATE him and him being black isn't even part of it, he's just mentally slow, whenever he was lumbered to speak, as in he was voted up to be executed, he would repeat almost word for word the same statement "im not blah blah blah, im a good honest townsfolk like the rest of you, dont execute me"
bro it's town of salem and some dude asked you in all chat "role?" and you didnt reply in 15 microseconds, that means the 12 year olds are going to have you MURDERED.
my head is still aching, there's too much shouting, too many people want to make themselves heard, i speak little and i won every game today because of it, i am the Ryan Gosling - Drive of boardgame club.
in good news. shirogane-sama is still adorable
she looks like a faggy man
also how can you sit there and hate on someone who is likely autistic and mentally challenged when you... went to a board game club
its like hating animals for being in a zoo
>>43586 #
where do you live where men look like this? I want to move there.
>>43587 #
Even the mega autists, thebrave and beautifultransfolk and the rest all are social. the point of the game is social interaction. he just... didn't get out of his seat for 3 hours. when half the game is walking off to different corners of the room to have quiet conversations and pass information around. it's a game about a lack of information, that's how social deduction games work.
imagine town of salem, but someone never speaks until voted up onto the execution block, never whispers, and when they die their will contains no information.
that's this guy.
>>43588 #
>where do you live where men look like this? I want to move there.
you already know the answer to this question
I agree with the song
Too many people ask things they already know the answer to just because they feel like they have to ask it, yet in reality theyre just going through the motions without any thought behind it
Ive listened to too much british "rock" that I cant handle any more of it
>New Model Army are an English rock band formed in Bradford, West Yorkshire, in 1980
Yeah, you wouldn't be able to handle them because they're from Yorkshire, a pansy boy like you only listens to southern poofters.
Valiant cosplayed the cutest girl from Apex Legends, what do we think
to redeem or not to redeem, that is the question - indian shakespeare
your jokes are not hitting today
there's 3 people here so it aint me it aint me
new year, new attempt at installing a dating app for a week before getting depressed and deleting it? #8ball (Maybe)
lets hope you match with this girl again
>>43601 #
>he saved the picture of the completely real girl i matched with (she sucked my dick and proposed marriage on the first date but i had to break it off with her because she was far too clingy and obsessive with me)
naurrrrrrrrrrr
I didnt
you posted another pic, I screenshotted this one to prove that it was another girl and that you were being catfished
notice how the word "catfish" is a negative, but "dogfish" is considered a positive.
catfags take another L
you gotta update your material, I dont think the comedy club is going to accept this at the open mic night
found her insta again
https://www.instagram.com/mtndwr/
this is the real person of which your catfish took her pics, I remember having liked one of her vids on tiktok like a few days before you posted the girl in the thread
I choose to believe it wasn't a catffish and she wanted me fr. Is it delusional? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
>he says as hes opening da carteira dele to input his card details to sign up for the free 🔗
worst part is that youre not even kidding
You can say that with a smile even when its true
I dont doubt the smile part
I was going to try and counter with an um actually but yeah, I cannot deny that in the past I might've simpmaxxed a little but the past is the past, just like how we do not judge the father for the sins of the son. How many of us today can confidently say we haven't ever held the door open for a cute girl? That makes you just as much of a simp imho.
You watched anime with the fat guy didnt you? Youre talking like an anime character
What's it like living in a country where you dont have to worry about getting murdered for like 20 bucks
>>43615 #
*pushes glasses up on his face*
Heh, I see you're resorting to Ad Hominem attacks because you've lost the argument. A common tactic for simple-minded debaters like yourself, you probably thought it'd be easy, that I'd be a push over, little did you expect that I'm a master debater, with over a decade of practice. I might look like a nerd, but I've been training my mind in the library since kindergarten.
>>43616 #
Hmmm, pretty nice. Though today I took a shortcut home, because I got on the wrong bus, and went through a small park that was poorly lit and devoid of people. I saw two (likely homeless) people sitting on a bench off to the side and for a good two minutes after walking past them I was checking over my shoulder worried they'd jump me and take my wallet and phone and airpods (not official, cheap chinese knockoff)
>>43616 #
in my country you get your apartment complex blown up because some random muzzie lives in it on the top floor (he pays 10% of its worth because he claims welfare bcs no income whilst he's out driving brand new models of mercedes sports wagons with money earned from selling drugs)
and also stabbed just for walking home from school (random muzzies stabbing little girls because they exist)
In my country violent criminal gangs get money from the government to run healthcare centers (they only do this to launder money and do not actually perform their duties)
but tbh it could be worse
I could be living inPoland
tenshi has really been growing on me, she's actually cute af when you think about it and look at her.
>new insta posts daily
>new toks daily
>cute well made cosplays
>can dance
>streams most days of the week
yeah, call me TP because I be tenshi posting
pomf =3
>enjoy my sunday morning after a long day in the office saturday
>eventually turn my work laptop on at 3pm to do my timesheet
>everyone else is online
I didn't get the memo...
check this out https://boards.4chan.org/fit/thread/73499556#p73500273
Get your ass off twitter because it gives you fucking mental illness.
Proof that you cannot suffer with a toga wig.
smilefu
actually it is remy currently playing
i was replying to the post above me
ah my bad im sorry please accept my apologies
I wonder if Nej still does porn on her OF
If I was a paypig I would sub just to find out
2 blondes walk into a bar
you'd think one of them would see it wouldn't ya
I like how the dog is feinting the swings sometimes
its just like for honor
One cannot suffer in a Madoka Magica cosplay
BYEEASSSSS
Ali G was a funny character
I wish ryo was still making "wake up its da first of da month" toks
they removed the song from tiktok
this song goes so hard fr
WHO. IS. THIS?!?!?!
weird navel
dont be fooled, this is a guy.
this cos actually went really hard, not many toks in it but it was good
underrated
gnlunaboster
>>43643 #
Apparently Universal and tiktok failed to renew their deal and now all songs from Universal are removed from tiktok which includes carti
what cosplay even is this?
>jewish sign on shirt
>christian sign on collar
its been a long time since we had political discussions on neko
>>43651 #
British Israelism (also called Anglo-Israelism) is the British nationalist, pseudoarchaeological, pseudohistorical and pseudoreligious belief that the people of Great Britain are "genetically, racially, and linguistically the direct descendants" of the Ten Lost Tribes of ancient Israel. With roots in the 16th century, British Israelism was inspired by several 19th century English writings such as John Wilson's 1840 Our Israelitish Origin.
remember scar?
>>43655 #
Mostly because political discussions on imageboards are always started by trumptards and its just a way for them to be racist.
What even is there left to discuss politically? Politics is like chess, it's a solved game.
not the ones we had here, we mostly started talking about starting terrorist cells and stuff like that
then that one law giving the police free access to spying on people in my cunt passed and then I stopped posting those kinds of things as jokes because I know my judicial system is crazy blind to comedy
I saved this koto, I really like these kinds of kotos actually. I'm not a big fan of the ones where she's dancing with a skirt like just played on megutv.
lets gooo another mogekos castle costok
is that two burger king toks in a row?
I think this is my favorite cos of hers
It was a really good tok and that's saying something because duets usually aren't good
>>43659 #
I wouldn't really consider that political. I dunno, how about discussing freedom of movement and if the EU's policy allowing for open borders between member nations is actually to the economic, cultural and political good of it's member nations.
Obviously the UK left, heavily motivated by immigration, but maybe freedom of movement aint so bad. After all, I wouldn't be opposed to CANZUK
>>43665 #
We did have genuine political discussions here on neko as well but it seemed we all kind of agreed with each other and then left it at that since theres no point in circlejerking it
Without having much argument behind my opinion right now beyond having read the TEU and TFEU I believe that the background to the freedom of movement, freedom of goods and such ideas are a net positive
TURN ON MEGUTV
we ranked up bros
roods in de scaramouche cosplay (boni mogs her)
>>43666 #
I remember back in 2016 I was pretty pro-brexit but I think as I've gotten older I've realised that the issues that led people to being pro-brexit are ultimately solveable by our government and we didn't need to leave the EU.
Our immigration numbers from outside the EU were always in their control, yet continued to rise, for at this point 14 years of the same political party promising every election to reduce immigration, which is polling wise still one of the most wanted things from the nations public.
Immigration isn't inherently bad, but man there's cultural enclaves in my city where there's just... no white people, they're all indian or middle eastern. Which is fine, but I think when these cultural enclaves exist, they don't adapt british culture, they just kind of make their home nations in isolated bubbles. Not talking about the bait 'sharia law is enforced here' posters you'd see posted by /pol/tards sometimes, those things are genuinely bait and I choose to believe are not real.
man I forgot I made this crappy edit. The only good part is the "a chubby nword on the scene" bit cutting to 'awfu as a lil joke.
did you vote leave?
>>43671 #
>"a chubby nigga on the scene" cutting to jawfu as a lil joke
you think pointing out peoples weight is funny? Is bodyshaming people a joke to you?
government should import cute autistic polish girls
omg germ... 👉👈
top 5 chip toks for sure
>>43672 #
I wasn't old enough to vote in 2016. Had I been able to vote, I would've voted leave at the time.
You've never been to heaven, have you?
idk what a UKIP is
>>43686 #
United Kingdom Independence Party, a long existing party that had a flash in the pan moment of extreme popularity from the 2014 EU Parliamentary elections where they won the majority of the UK seats.
To 2015 where they won an insane 13% of the vote across the entire country... which amounted to ONE seat, of the 650 available.
Our government is rigged. People did believe in what UKIP stood for, but their popular support translated to no political power.
>UKIP
more like
Mud
kip
Mud
kip
Mud
kip
[YouTube] ???
Sly Fox.
one more boni+1 and Im done with megu
permanently
indefinitely
I love women that are 80% legs
I loved this movie
Noemi 🤤
I cant find the boni was looking for
it was the same audio as a tok like 4 toks ago im slow
I found it
I love this audio
top 3 bonis for sure
ari something something weird comment
new acid before bed
>they only let you hold 2 weapons in bioshock infinite
I know its dumb to get upset about an 11 year old game but what were they thinking
Any tokfus that look like elizabeth
>>43700 #
The tiktok audio she made it to got deleted so she replaced it with copyright free music xD
>>43703 #
Ty haha
>>43701 #
Halo: Combat Evolved and its consequences has been a disaster for the first person shooterguy genre
>>43705 #
Ugly? No.. unfortunately all tokfus are beautiful
Camera
>>43706 #
>nooo you have to pay me if you want to use 5 seconds of my song on a cosplay lip sync video that makes no money
is there any defense for this
GOOD MORNING NEKO TODAY I OVERSLEPT AGAIN
SYNCHED [1/1]
hello my nekker
I, neko, have decided that today, on the 5th of February 2024, I will start losing weight for no other reason than that I think it would be hot to see my cheekbones if my face was a bit more lean
>dumb ho brings her entire breakfast into class
>classroom smells like a cafeteria and butter now
grrr
hmmm butter
>>43713 #
is she fat? use ryo as baseline for your answer where larger proportionally than ryo is equal to fat
what do we think bros, need it or keep it?
what is zurreal up to now
>that guy that asks the most basic questions in the class group chat
"Which ethics form do I fill out"
Brother, the one relevant to your project
>fail and drop out because i refuse to use AI and instead write everything in a mad dash with 24 hours left on the deadline
it's so over for me
>>43724 #
Use it to give you the bullet points and then flesh it out in ur own words
feels less like cheating
>find a partner for a class off a group chat
>she doesn't seem all that smart or knowledgable in person
>too late to back out now without seeming rude
i did not think this one through
>trusting women
a group chat that you cannot see the names of people in? hmm
yeah women are by default dumb 90% of the time from my experience in school related group shit
at least 50% of the time (statistically) they should be decently cute but no, they never are
>>43732 #
I dunno, girls can be more organized than guys and on average they seem to stay more on top of things
The smartest person in the class will never be a girl though
basically picrel
>>43735 #
from my experience the smartest person in a class has always been a girl but on average they are always way dumber than the dudes have been since the guys for the most part operate off of their deduction ability whilst women only know what they know because they study a lot
at least in my program, when women discover something they havent encountered yet they just shut down whilst the men start throwing out guesstimates and trying to mansplain their reasoning (usually decently close to being the correct answer)
>>43737 #
OK this is pretty accurate BUT you can go pretty far off just studying the material if you go at it hard enough
I mean college course are designed not to make you think TOO hard you know
>>43735 #
what if the class is all girls? then the smartest person in the class has to be a girl. checkmate sexist.
if youre such a biologist, maybe you shouldve noticed the canis lupus domesticuspiling going on
idk what a cabro is
>6pm
>tired already
>there's nothing on the tv, nothing on the radio that means all that much to m
he did the reference to the song nobody has heard again
Don't say yes if you can't say no,
Victim of the system, say it isn't so
Squatted on the doorstep, swallowed all the blow
Leaving without you, can't say no
Halfway starts with happiness for me
Halfway house, lost kitten in the street
Hit me where it hurts, I'm coming home to lose
Kitten on the catwalk, high-heeled shoes
No more hot-headed Saturdays,
They got it, they want it, they give it away
Tell me one thing you would never do
I was looking for a hooker when I found you
took me until "lost kitten in the street" before my mind remembered what the melody sounds like
Neko Neko doin' the nekochen (nekochen)
why have you saved that garbage
also open megu fast
its just bad, not even good in a bad way or bad in a good w ay
also germ
finally a good megu
dont turn on megu this is trash
im dumb and forgot the video above me wasnt a megu it was just a post
yeah you are
it was a duck
do you have a girl?
i dont see a ring on your finger
GERM RAAAAH
i could listen to this song forever
and Im glad its over after 15 seconds
do i play some dota? #8ball (No)
saved
>2 bonbi edits in a row
lets goooo for the 3 in a row
this one is decent as opposed to 99.999999 (repeating)% of bonbi eeidts
I posted this (multiple times) (I didnt make it obviously)
yeah I dont watch bonbi stuff that gets posted
BIG
this song sucks
It's not in Kanye's top 15 for sure.
this one too
>kanyes top 15
TLoP has 20 tracks so thats not possible, sorry
germer king RAAAH
cute abbles on megutv :D
crazy how kelly is a cuter abbles than abbles
kinda like abbles... mid
boni :D :3 ;3
I hate arabic
incredibly high quality tok was just playing on megutv, truly the best tok i've ever seen
given that you watch jawfu abbles reki clover shvirix oilyandy softysaeren
yeah i can understand that that ass in sand tok was the best y ouve seen naurrrr
>oilyandy
i've not seen one of their toks in over a year
>jawfu
not seen one of her toks in like 2 weeks
bella is sooo mid now
BONI :3 ;3 :DDD *_*
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOOD TOK
EVEN BETTER SONG
BONI!!! :D :3
eu gosto o toks dela, minha flor
handsome man on megutv we love to see it
who tf is this
you cannot suffer with a toga wig in brazil
GOOOOOOLD
hes a smooth operatooooor
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH OPERATORRRRRRRRRRR
i paused the megu i dont want to see the reveal if this is reki or clover (both bad outcomes)
IT'S CLOVER YOU DUMBASS
unpause, it's kay!!!! :DDDD i love kay so much!!!!
it unpauses automatically
paused
:D :D :D :D
she said that about me :D
I pause everything that isnt boni
and maybe germ
unapsue quick its boni
it automatically unpauses when boni is on my screen (I wrote an AI to do this)
is that koto? damn i gotta unpause, i love koto she is so unique and such a great cosplayer but i struggle to name a single good thing about her
you act like you hate koto but you keep saving her toks
whats up with that
I save good kotos.
>saving a beginner tokker
youre a newneko arent you.. naurrr newneko with his beginnertokter
alright that cements it, im gonna become a kellyposter.
do you even know her @
mice.onevus
close enough
I don't think I ever knew koto's @, because I didnt once visit her tiktok because I do not like koto, infact I hate koto
>he says with multiple kotos saved
I for a fact have visited bonis tiktok many times ( I love boni )
yeah her @ is bolsonaro, because she's a fan of the right wing dictator of brazil
poltardneko...
i laughed at my bolsonaro joke im sorry
was that your tok?
Do you think he was overweight or obese? I think he's just overweight... right?
I can't look away from the eye
i learned what almoço meant the other day
I can without translating now understand what indo almoçar com a familia means
TOP 1 CHIP OF ALL TIME, THIS TOK IS SO HECKING INTERESTING
chip is high iq I cant lie
very aware of her presence and whats going on around her
not in this tok maybe, unrelated statement
play like poker money like a joker
I have to admit I almost saved this koto, it is actually pretty good
paused
you probably have more kotos saved than the guy called kotobro and the other ex-kotoposter
paused
I can understand pausing that one, early abbles wasn't the best
you can omit the word "early" there
crazy how the only good abbles tok dont have abbles in them hmmmm
WIDE
emoji menu has no flags
>King Charles III diagnosed with cancer
it's over, britain has fallen
its not prostate cancer at least
adele? hella mid
I wish i could block jessu toks
yeah keep being mean to me, you wont be laughing when you go into the nekochen headquarters tomorrow
real ones recognize the dog
add noemi to that list ngl
that tok has a 👆 (imagine this is the flipping the bird emoji) that has yet to have been posted with "reki? this is what I think about reki"
and you likely will never post that funny gimmick again because nobody here posts reki anymore
I am an incredibly petty person, I wouldnt put it past myself to do it even when reki hasnt been posted for 3 years
I love this hair raccoon hair
It's crazy to me that Joe Rogan is as successful as he is, given that he isn't funny, isn't intelligent, isn't an expert in any field
he signed another 250 million dollar deal with spotify the other day
how is there so much money in the world. how can a podcast be worth 250 million dollars
both these hoes uggos
I actually think they're both kinda cute though
we all know what your taste in girls* is
*not a clear definition
challenge: don't be mean to a tokker on megu for 5 minutes
holy boobage
her face is mid af though
yeah, and?
boobage 2x
yeah i wanna be rude
You are in italy.
You are not in China.
she isnt even good at doing those mouth elongating mark things
Japan is so pretty brehs
>he is mean to everyone i post except for acid
hmmm, makes ya think
i think thats in hong kong btw
get the coooool
get the cool xuxa
its not hong kong its actually Singapore
somewhere along this strip, streetview doesnt have enough coverage to put it exactly
here
the video is also probably like 8 years in the future, this pic was 2015 before Standard Chartered updated their building to include their bank name
dang this girls face is flat, completely vertical
boni -> george floyd -> boni
cursed combo
boni has so many madoka cosplay toks
>>43883 #
thats only because I posted almost every single one of them when the madoka magica release date was announced at the aniplex con
chubby germ
Bryn isnt a great singer
my headache is killing me
>open a game store when everyone buys digital
140 minutes later, headache is almost gone
King charlie has cancer....its over....
Found out that foxes have been digging through neighborhood's trash at night. I didnt even know we have foxes here
This character is very Kafkaesque. A metamorphosis if you will.
>there's a 10 hour long summoning salt inspired youtube video about northernlion and how a few of his chatters tried to beat him on peloton
pog
There are video game essayists that make like 15+ hours about a single game. Madness
fucking faggots
Born to sleep in
Forced to wake up at 6am
THE SUN DONT SHINE IN THE SHADE
A BIRD CANT FLY IN A CAGE
EVEN WHEN SOMEBODY GO AWAY
THE FEELINGS DONT REALLY GO AWAY
THATS JUST THE WAVES
We can't go on together with suspicious minds
And we can't build our dreams on suspicious minds
>lecture about vultures
>girl puts her hand up to just say she loves vultures
Thank you. Very cool
vultures are aight
because its better at hiding her mean mug
BOOBS expert *
Shrivix actually has a very funny tok about that, I'll post it when I get home
was a girl in my class today that had a really low cut shirt with massive cleavage
I had a hard time focusing in that class. She isnt even particularly attractive nor interesting as a person (having had her in a past group project) and she is like 28 or smn but man, I am a naughty dog
yeah but not everyone is old and wilting like you are
hes coping hes coping
Yeah cope yourself
Listening to the nekochen theme song on the bus. This is the life. Other boards don't have theme songs.
This "Frank" guy does nothing but grind russian on duolingo
Sitting on the bus for so long is making me racist
the concept of a dialysis is so creepy
its emptying your blood so a machine can feast on it and then it reposits the blood back into your body in another hole it made for itself
Anyone else ever get an urge to megumine while its still sunny out?
just looked at a .webm of a dude banging another dudes bunghole
did not pop a boner, didnt even feel it twitch
saw a girl bouncing on a yoga ball after
half chubbed up
it feels so good to be straight, bros
>just looked at a webm of a dude banging another dude
...
>feels so good to be straight bros
sometimes you gotta bite a lemon to see if you still think its sour, you feel me?
also his hole looked pretty decent but I just didnt see a spark, no offense to my fellow gays here on nekochen.net home of the nekos
>also his hole looked pretty decent
>he cannot objectively compliment another man's asshole because he is too scared it will make him look gay
I dont have this issue because I know Im straight
I'm not gay so I don't spend my free time looking at dude's arseholes, I am so straight I exclusively watch shrivix toks because she has big boobies
As a medical doctor it is my job to look at men's assholes all day. I'm not gay.
I went through 12 years of medical school and specialised specifically in asshole cancer in men, just so i could look at men's assholes all day and still claim to be straight.
>He looks at male assholes for pay
>I look at male assholes to check if I get a boner or not
we are not the same.
>He looks at male assholes for pay
>I look at male assholes to prove I'm not gay
would've been a much better post
gayneko above me saying he looks at male assholes
I said I only watch shrivix toks
you said 2 minutes ago that you look at male assholes, buddy
butthole inspectors are braver than the troops
wait why didnt i go to medical school to be a boobs inspector
ugly men need not apply. they want chads checking their boobs
My mother and my aunts all say I'm handsome
Doesn't count, your mother is obviously gonna say that and I've seen too many videos to believe aunts/nephew relationships are legal
A homeless lady and her man called me "so cute" on a bus ride a few months ago
Is this valid proof?
they were probably sizing you up to see if they can mug you
well, I didnt get mugged
All they did was tell me I looked like I could be a soccer player or actor
Come to think of it, the only people I have had no relation to that have complimented me have been ugly and drunk women
Whats up with that?
>only 49% of germans own their home
what in the hell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_home_ownership_rate
this is grim I tell you h'what
nekochen mansion in Laos when?
we can probably start a large commune in laos and no one would care
What if we call it something cool like Neko Rouge
thats not cool at all
4channel.org is gone
4channel maybe, but fortunately the backup site 4chan is still around
gonna host a new imageboard called uuuuh 4chan.help whatcha think? what should I host there?
call it 4chon
whats that
Miku, Miku
You can call me Miku
Blue hair, blue tie,
hiding in your wi-fi
Open secret, everyone can find me
Dont ask any more stupid questions
You already know the answers
>2 minute long tok of some girl with a make-believe disorder (DiD)
Oh right, happy black history month nekos
I am doing my part in spreading awareness of minority tokkers by posting such tokfus as tok related
hello nekochen are you guys doing the neko
a video of drake shaking his dick was leaked and people are freaking out that they cant compete with him
but it didnt look that crazy tbh
dick expert here (i blogged earlier about how i watch gay porn daily just to check if im still straight), using measurement analysis i determined he's only 6.2 inches, nothing big
its probably like 7-8 territory
I didnt actually look at it naurrrr this neko above me went onto to duckduckgo and typed in "drake the rapper dick leaks" and clicked every image
no i just went on twitter and looked at the top posts for "drake"
hey gayneko did u end up listening to the alex g songs?
i forgo
>>43425 #
>>43433 #
neither song hit me like the first alex g song you posted did, i preferred gretel over forgive, but there wasn't much in it, i think gretel just sounded better.
>>43435 #
mis i think i dislike, or maybe i'm just not in the right mood for it, i think if i was sad i'd be vibing with this, but right now i'm not in the mood for whiny music, but i like whiny music sometimes so it's more of a mood thing. this also just sounds nicer than most whiny music, it's got a nice melody, it's relaxing. maybe it's not my kind of depression music, that's usually rawer, worse production whiny british guy cries into a mic as he plays the same 4 chords because he lives in a fucking shithole
>>43449 #
this song I like, though it is a struggle to understand the lyrics because of how he's singing
I can understand the lyrics of Pretend pretty easily as a ESL
possibly
I did a cambridge test earlier today to check my proficiency level and I got rated as C2 aka highly professional
I would not have believed you were an ESL when I first spoke to you, you speak english very well
being chronically online does that to a nekka
some fun facts about me
>i wish i was in sherbrooke now
>im a broken man on a halifax pier
>the last of barret's privateers
someone give me the will to wakeup and go to class tomorrow
HOLY SHIT DRAKE'S DICK PICS LEAKED, TURN ON TWITTER
youre a few hours late neko
also its a video
HOLY FUCK RUSSIA JUST INVADED UKRAINE?!!?!? TURN ON THE NEWS
>born too late to explore earth
>born too early to explore space
>born just in time to be the only person connected to nekochen.net home of the neko
>talk music with a friend
>he now thinks I am properly crazy, a lost case and not possible to be fixed with therapist help
not my fault I listen to esoteric noise
Billy's leaving today,
don't know where he's a going,
Holds his head in disgrace,
he knows the price that he's paid
he admits that it's too late,
to admit that he's afraid
TOMORROW COMES
SORROW BECOMES HIS SOUL MATE
THE DAMAGE IS DONE
THE PRODIGAL SON IS TOO LATE
[YouTube] ???
>>43992 #
james blunt is mom core in the uk, we stan him over here fr fr
I'm gonna say it. Tenshi is actually pretty damn cute and she's cracked at valorant.
/ttg/ - toxic tenshi general
Women are so wonderful bros
>still use an old bonbibonkers edit for my desktop background
whats your desktop background guys
>>43997 #
is James blunt a song or what?
>>43999 #
literally just a 1920x1080 full black solid color image, on both monitors
