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germ
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Ryo still makes toks
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you play with them balls like its fifa!
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Piercing on your lip it's perfect,
Never seen another girl this perfect,
Sticking out your tongue for the picture,
You're so pretty,
You're so popular,
I just want to be your sweetheart,
Fucking come here,
Give me your heart.
Anonymous
Did you know that Vince McMahan shat on a woman's face during a threesome
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>>42014 #
That's the first thing they teach you in the nekochen academy
Anonymous
>>42016 #
imagine her but with shit on her face
Anonymous
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
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>>42021 #
not germ's best picture if i must say
Anonymous
the bus is packed like sardines but I cannot complain because it's taking me home
Anonymous
hoje eu vou comer novinha
enfiar no bucetão
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO TENSHI YOU FORGOT TO HIDE YOUR SCREEN WHILST SEARCHING
TENSHI YOU'RE GONNA BE STREAM SNIPED
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holy frick is that forsen.jpg
Anonymous
the bus is starting to smell like food, I just know it's the incredibly massive fatass that entered after me
Anonymous
>get into a lobby
>incredibly loud french person speaking french
literally go back to your own servers reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Anonymous
back to gold 1, holy shit, i get so tilted and just play like shit every game and also my team is bad and im lagging and riot games is intentionally making me have aim inaccuracy
Anonymous
back to gold 1 as in youre climbing or?...
Anonymous
as in i FRICKING DERANKED AGAAIN
Anonymous
perhaps its time for me to install, rank to p1 and uninstall again all over the weekend just to prove who is the best player
Anonymous
who has the highest peak rank? yeah, its me buddy
Anonymous
skill levels increase in the entire population over time, plat 2 of yesterday is gold 1 of today as we have noted
if I can get p1 today then Im better than those who cannot, i.e. p2 peakers (p1 today is basically diamond of yesterday)
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>>42038 #
so you only managing a meagre p1 2 months ago, you'd be like bronze, naurrr
Anonymous
you laugh now but when I hit play and youre still in low gold hardlow Ill be the one laughing (in portuguese)
Anonymous
if you reinstall and climb to plat 1, you wont be laughing, you'll be as depressed as me, forced to play this shit game with bad teammates who dont push and has 1 girl and 2 french people in every game
Anonymous
>breeze again
funny how i cant rank up when they removed haven and nerfed the strats i used on lotus.

literally the two maps i had a winrate above 50% on
Anonymous
thats funny
Anonymous
I love the way germans say ja
the way they voice the inflections its so cute
Anonymous
this is the most annoying team i've ever heard just constant fucking memeing in all chat. school must be out for summer
Anonymous
>Im gonna dodge this lobby, do you wanna know why?
>(3 people say yeah/why)
>Its because, its really interesting when you find out why, its because, you call it (timer has been 0 for 3 seconds now and hes still stalling), the reason is bec- (lobby gets dodged)
A for effort
Anonymous
>hes actually back on valorant
Anonymous
first game since 22 Dec
Anonymous
>winning 9-3 at the first half
>our iso (bottom frag) disconnects
>it ties up to 12-12
i hate afkers so much fr
Anonymous
you needed him, he had more impact than you could possibly imagine
Anonymous
just lost a round cus the defuse was done 00.01 seconds too late
Anonymous
>14-14
>double overtime
>4vs5 for over half the game
>2 losers vote to draw
>+0 RR
it's sova
Anonymous
might uninstall holy fuck my team is retarded
i have 2 women on it not surrpised
>>42055 #
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>didnt respond
yeah time to rope ig
>>42059 #
Anonymous
>my killjoy clutches so hard when its 7-7 (1v4 clutch) that the enemy team surrenders
gg i guess
Anonymous
>>42056 #
wait dont do it, gimme 50 euros before passing away
Anonymous
yeah game still dookie uninstalled it
Anonymous
>dog ate a pigeon or some shit
>dad has been shouting for 20 minutes straight about it
damn if only the dog understood english
Anonymous
O cachorro comeu o pássaro
Anonymous
I assume that translates to "my dog ate a pigeon"
Anonymous
>The dog ate the bird
ah, not bad, I guess I'm somewhat of a portugese speaker myself
Anonymous
Meu machorro comeu a pomba
Anonymous
Poor dog, getting shouted at over eating a lil pigeon, it's just in her nature, she's got that killer instinct fr, and predator eyes and she probably mews. The pigeon was asking for it, landing in these ends, doesn't he know there's a dog on the loose?
Anonymous
oh its a girl dog
Tu cachorra comes a pomba
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>>42067 #
>oh its a girl dog
I've mentioned my dog being female before. This information is LITERALLY in the doxx document. Didn't you read it? They send out a pamphlet to all the new nekos with my latest information
Anonymous
not something that I put to memory
also 42069 cringe number post
Anonymous
>he got 42069
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS WAITING IT'D BE SO EPIC
Anonymous
tu és 167cm? o homem pequeno...
Anonymous
I realized something earlier today
If youre a manlet you shouldnt be wearing big jackets with the hood pulled up
It was raining as I was waiting for the bus and this one person next to me had a big jacket and their hood pulled up to cover themselves from the rain as they were tapping away on their (water covered) phone
It wasnt until they stood up straight to look around for the bus that I realized it was a man, I had thought just purely from the height and no other details (as I had seen none) that it was a chick
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I like dogs much better
Than cats and wolves and rats and bats
That I use when I get imaginative

I like dogs much better
Than cats and wolves and rats and bats
That I use when I get imaginative

I like dogs much better
Than people could ever be

I like dogs much better
Than people could ever be
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>>42072 #
>such a coomer that he sees a human shorter than him and thinks its a woman
Anonymous
bro had a beard as well
shouldnt have been born short i guess shrug emoji
Anonymous
I think in the rain people care more about staying dry than looking masculine so the creep next to them stops checking them out
Anonymous
Asked a girl "what are we" once
Worst mistake of my life
Anonymous
Unrelated but levanta mão if you really like boobs cus man I love them
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>>42080 #
I was just factually wrong. I kneel to you, the superior germ knower.
This is a really good 'germ too, it sort of is more evidence of my theory that "a toga wig makes everyone look better"
I know Misa isn't toga, but come on, the hair is pretty darn similar
Anonymous
Red Dead Redemption 2 is so beautiful, I bought the game during the christmas sale and I'm barely doing missions, just riding around hunting animals, it's so good.
Anonymous
"I do not read small books" is one of the most outlandish sentences I have seen
Anonymous
happy fursuit friday nekos
Anonymous
Remember Bren?
What did koto mean by that
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Eu tenho uma tokfu nova.... (NOT (said in borat voice))
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>>42085 #
You know when you say one thing but then change your thoughts and say something else mid-word?
Maybe it's a combination of two words.
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>>42087 #
Koto would never
Especially not in a video she could easily cut and redo
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Im gonna open up one of those tiktok channels where I go around speaking foreign languages to their native speakers and shocking them
Like all those white dudes in china speaking perfect mandarin and getting mires from old ladies
>>42090 #
Português
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>>42089 #
>Português
🤔
of all languagues why this one? I feel like it's so rare
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wait thats wrong, por minha flor*
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>>42094 #
I also really like the way the language sounds and I like learning languages that I like how they sound, I did the same with russian for a while but I grew out of that one
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>>42095 #
Are you learning the portuguese spoken in portugal or brazil?
I heard the former spoken in a movie and I mistook it for russian.
Brazilian portuguese on the other hand sounds really weird like underwater spanish
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>>42096 #
Im learning brazilian portuguese, partly because thats the portuguese spoken in the music I like and because I like how it sounds to a greater degree than I do traditional portuguese (as its called)
Anonymous
Having not used duolingo since 2014-2015, they have really axed the site with this new predatory revenue seeking system they have
Losing lives for mistakes and having to wait 4 hours, pay real money or grind the most basic repetition 50x over (and it doesnt even scale with difficulty as you progress) compared to how it was before when you could just grind
And the forum where people could ask questions and get answers from the course authors / actually fluent people when stuff wasnt clear or if you had doubts on how a grammatical structure functioned and such, that shit is gone now
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I havent been taught any of these words and theyre testing me on them huh???
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>>42098 #
The model for internet services is to have all the good stuff slowly removed completely while still charging for more money.
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>>42100 #
Yeah, unfortunately
I understand why they do it, as the internet has become more mainstream and easily accessible to even the most easily convinced cattle of society, so has the desire for companies to wring every last dollar out of everyone in order to make as much money as possible
We didnt know how good we had it in the past and now it will never return
Anonymous
just ended up cancelling the TTRPG campaign i was doing, felt like an asshole but the players seemed fine with it, ultimately my own damn fault for saying 3-5 players then accepting and trying to run for only 2 that were interested smh tbh fam
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>>42102 #
I dont understand, did you cancel because only 2 players were interested when you wanted 3-5? Or did you cancel for some other reason despite both you and the 2 players being fine with it only being 2 players?
>>42106 #
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>>42105 #
I had 2 players, we'd done 2 sessions and it slowly hit me that it just isn't worth the time investment of 3-4 hours playing, multiple hours outside of the session thinking up and prepping it, all for 2 people I met a few weeks ago.

Plus my tuesdays are stacked, Lectures from 10am to 5pm, hop on a 50 minute bus, gaming session from 6pm to 10pm, get home at 11pm if I'm lucky. tiring! not a fan, not sustainable long term.
Anonymous
Shouldve hosted a run of the mill 5e campaign and you wouldve had 100 people signing up to be your PCs
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>>42107 #
That's what they tried to rope me into doing last semester, "dude nobody wants to play what you want to run, can you just run 5e?" and I was like "naurrrr".

5e is dogshit, 5e is the french person in the london server of d&dlike games
Anonymous
nekochen 5e game when?
Anonymous
neko movie night tomorrow at the normal time we are watching Lebanon (2009) as prophesized
>>42111 #
with your dad happy birthday from all the nekos
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>>42110 #
I am going out to dinner with my family because it's my dad's birthday so unfortunately I will not be here.
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You now remember when an IGN Reporter was a fuckable character in a triple A video game release.
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>>42113 #
I remember her awkward interview with the fallout boys or whatever that band was called. She wanted to fuck them so bad
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[YouTube] ???

these guys look like they'd get bullied by the fucking computer club and she wanted to fuck THEM? it should've been ME.
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She fucked the whole band in that tour bus. And you werent in it.
Anonymous
>uploaded 14 years ago
yeah, pretty sure i was playing halo 3 back then, i wasn't older enough to be in the fallout boy sex bus
Anonymous
>>42118 #
Wow. Maybe Todd should have stolen assets from successful games like Skyrim or Fallout
>>42121 #
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>>42118 #
This is so sad, anyone else kind of want to purchase Starfield™ right now from Steam, Origin or any other online retailers?
Anonymous
>>42119 #
Stolen assets? where?
Anonymous
>>42115 #
>Anyone got any groupies stories?
"Yeah this one time I had these two dudes in the back..."
>That's so hot

she wanted him fr fr
Anonymous
>>42118 #
starfield has more total reviews
big w yet again for the meistro
Anonymous
yeah no the new acid mogs the old acid, im sorry to tell you but thats the truth
Anonymous
new acid mogs
Anonymous
I just don't like her eyes in the new one, the rest is good, but it looks weirdly asian
Anonymous
You are known to not like good things and dislike bad things, as much has been proven
Anonymous
and like bad things*
Anonymous
I dont watch anime (aside from Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica aka Sis Puella Madoka Magica in the western world)
>>42134 #
no
>>42134 #
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yes thats what i was asking for
Anonymous
672 hours since then is crazy
Anonymous
so hows your "only noemi/acid/ryogerms / no reki/noemi/nora" new year going
>>42141 #
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just dipped my pizza crust in my tea to moisten it up as if i was eating a little tea biscuit
kinda kino
Anonymous
I think thats the strategy they use in food eating contests, they dip food in water to moisten it up so it goes down easier
Anonymous
dragual is SMURFING on ice box
Anonymous
watching dragula is the best argument for uninstalling valorant. if you don't, you will turn into him
>>42146 #
Anonymous
It is too late for a new person to get into Dota 2. Theres like 124 heroes out there.
>>42154 #>>42150 #
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>>42149 #
It's not too late. It's never too late.
WDYWP (Who Do You Wanna Play?)
Anonymous
shouldve said that WDYWP means when do oyu wanna play cus that would make that neko blush i bet
Anonymous
yeah but im never playing dota again, i have spent too many hours on that dog game
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>>42149 #
How's dota 2 doing these days
I know league is still going strong after all these years.
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>>42156 #
she is, i hate to say it, but it's true
Anonymous
unpopular opinion: i hate ai
Anonymous
but you can like get chatgpt to automate your life!!!! ask it for definitions and tell you fun facts about your city!!!!
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chatgpt write a funny response to post 42159
Anonymous
tell it something like
>You are to play the role of an antagonistic yet hilarious internet troll. In response to a mean message reading (post 42159's contents) I want you to respond with a sarcastic yet witty comeback
it will give you the most cringe shit you will ever see
Anonymous
also that doesnt look like chatgpt
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>>42159 #
>Oh, look who's here, the self-proclaimed genius of automation! But let me guess, you're too scared to even ask ChatGPT to automate your highly sophisticated life, huh? Don't worry, I won't judge your fear of progress. And as for definitions and fun facts about your city, well, who needs all that fascinating knowledge when you can just bask in your ignorance, right? Stay blissfully unaware, my friend.
>>42166 #
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>>42163 #
It's some website that just runs your message through the chatgpt api, I'm not gonna make an account just for a one off nekopost.
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>>42164 #
omg im t otally so pogging!!! ai is the coolest tool in the world!
t. third worlder or mentally stunted
Anonymous
>when you see people admit in the class group chat that they asked chatgpt for help on the assignment
:/

We're supposed to be Masters students, why the fuck are you asking an AI to help you
Anonymous
why did you search her up on kick
Anonymous
I saw her live on twitch, clicked it, and the stream title mentioned she's also streaming on kick. I opened kick, 1 viewer (me)
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>>42171 #
Could I pull these off? Be honest
Anonymous
you might not be able to but if you got those on, women will be trying to pull everything off of you if you nam sayin
Anonymous
sorry not a fan of women, ill pass.
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>>42174 #
>ill pass.
or as some may say
os pássaros comem molho de doce e azedo
Anonymous
>>42178 #
but if it was 15 pixels of someone popular on neko we'd know instantly, so maybe we're just not as good as we think we are
Anonymous
pretty sure I can tell who it is but I know he isnt from here so he can get stiffed
Anonymous
upon closer inspection I have no idea who that is
Anonymous
I know, without a shadow of a doubt who it is, but I will only tell you if you answer my three riddles.
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>>42182 #
Nyeh heh heh. Devilish!
Anonymous
watching a lineup larry brim video and I had a quick thought "Maybe I should install valorant again, it could be fun" but I know I would just uninstall it a match later and I cant keep doing this
Anonymous
we all think this when we watch perry 2n
Anonymous
I dont watch him I watch Brim Sensei
Anonymous
how long will it take to do
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>>42188 #
Not like, like 8 hours of solid work. I'm gonna start tomorrow (copium)
Anonymous
you can start it on monday np, lots of hours in that day im pretty sure. Some say, longest day of all
Anonymous
>due 3pm on tuesday
>have a lecture from 11 to 1
>free time from 1 to 3
yeah, ill start it on tuesday me thinks
Anonymous
thats how toxoplasmosis spreads
Anonymous
dreamt that I was in brazil and these two girls, one asian and one white, were showing me around
we were in a supermarket and I had no idea what to buy I was bugging out and there was this gigantic brazilian man who was checking all the smartphones people had left lying around to see if any of them had no password
then the girls told me that we got waay too drunk the night before but I had no memory of ordering or drinking any drinks
then i woke up
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>>42195 #
You should ask a professional dream knower what it means.
>>42198 #
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>>42197 #
Do you know any that you can refer me to?
Anonymous
germ
Anonymous
opened megutv too slow to see germ, it's sova
Anonymous
OPEN MEHGU
Anonymous
its hevc i cant see shit
Anonymous
do I wanna knooooooooowww
Anonymous
>try to organise my TTRPG books on my desk shelf
>it's not big enough to hold them all
ahhhh my room is tiny my room is tiny i have nowhere to put stuff
Anonymous
who posted this? ban their ass
Anonymous
megu is lagging mad for me but if i opened it in time they are clothed so i dont see the problem
Anonymous
i was referring to the bonbi
Anonymous
>>42209 #
ive already been banned from neko before for impersonating der numbers schizo
Anonymous
ok
Anonymous
ah, bone2.mp4, my best 530 edit
Anonymous
I can understand everything she is saying
Anonymous
I can understand nothing she is saying
Anonymous
do you want to understand?
Anonymous
Not particularly
Anonymous
You must not have aspirations to move to germany and start a criminal organization
Anonymous
Funnily enough, I do not have those aspirations
Anonymous
I can tell you are not turkish or south balkan
Anonymous
"I haven't cleaned my PC in three years because I don't know how and I'm scared I might break it." - Toxic.Tenshi

When's the last time you cleaned YOUR PC Nekos?
Anonymous
last year
Anonymous
i havent cleaned mine since i bought it because it doesnt get dusty
Anonymous
do you not have fans in your pc or?
Anonymous
yeah every pc has fans
>>42229 #
Anonymous
>just realised i could've said "my pc has only fans" and it would've been much funnier
Anonymous
>>42227 #
yours must be pointed the wrong direction and pushing air out then
every room has dust and other particulates in the air and pc fans pull air into the pc
Anonymous
Hello Nekochen.net, I would appreciate if you filled out this survey.

1: What is your favourite type of Cheese?
2: How often do you take baths?
3: When was the last time you purchased something from Amazon?
4: How many colours are you wearing right now?
5: What do you think about the Vietnam War?
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Anonymous
I was given 3 days of free duolingo battle pass because I hit a long streak
Having now checked the features out: they suck
Anonymous
neko lagging for anyone else? I cant load toks or megu
Anonymous
Only one anime I am watching this winter
Anonymous
Grimes has such a pretty voice
Anonymous
>>42230 #
1. Blue or gouda, depends on my mood. 2. I take showers. 3. I dunno, probably years, amazon isn't really a thing here. 4. At least 2. 5. I don't care about US politics unless it's funny.
>>42243 #
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7316168161840090400 Gonna get my ass into cosplay tonight im so excited 😍🫶 #cosplay #cosplayer #dutchcosplayer #rachel #rachelgardner #rachelcosplay #rachelgardnercosplay #angelsofdeath #a_264.mp4􀄩􀂺􀉣
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>acid deleted the toga she uploaded yesterday
damn, if only some brave, handsome, charismatic and simply epic neko had saved and posted it. alas, it is lost to history...
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Sam mustve said he preferred the old one
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Sam is confirmed /ourguy/ in that case.

He probably also told her to stop putting "NOT SAFE FOR RAMADAN" in her toks too, what a guy.
Anonymous
>>42238 #
>he gave out the cheese info
heh, you're one step closer to being full identity doxxed. now all i need to know is how you like your steak cooked.
>>42244 #
Anonymous
some of the genuinely most ugly tokkers ive seen posted on ttg
even seven had a few cute toks
Anonymous
who are you talking about?
Anonymous
the most recent media file posted before my post
Anonymous
at least you won't steal his tokfu
>>42252 #
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>>42251 #
he doesnt even have one of his own with how often he keeps swapping between them
Anonymous
neither was that said
Anonymous
it literally wasnt said, you are right, it was just strongly implied
Anonymous
perchance
Anonymous
cute bubs
Anonymous
it was a long time since I saw alkaizer mentioned
I would watch him if i played PoE, him or Mathil cus of his funny cosplays
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>>42263 #
>I would watch him if i played PoE
Yea. Well he is pretty chill, I like to pop in whatever he plays. Also his takes are not retarded at least 99% of the time.
Anonymous
>>42266 #
What did you write that you caught a perma? That's pretty hard to do.
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>>42267 #
I told him literally nobody wants to see his spam or something -> timeout
After the timeout i went back in the chat to call him a pathetic loser who works for free -> permaban
>>42269 #
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>>42268 #
That's pretty funny, I bet you could get unbanned if you really cared tbh. Though I don't think you do.
>>42271 #
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>>42271 #
I guess you got some retard jannie mad. They seem mostly chill when I watch but there might be one or 2 that could get eternally butthurt. Pretty sad state especially when it's this guys stream.
Anonymous
this movie is so good
Anonymous
you like it?
Anonymous
being a tank crew member must be hell, especially in the modern day
you are a sitting duck and everyone will always target you first if they engage with you or your ground platoon
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Anonymous
você gosta
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>>42275 #
Tanks are the modern heavy cavalry and I want to be in the cavalry if they send me off to war, I want a good steed under me like my forefathers before
Anonymous
>>42275 #
Is it? On the other hand I’d rather be behind thick metal plates than walking around on foot in the open, all else being equal.
>>42279 #
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>>42278 #
If an opposing force engages with you and your company, they're going to be focusing the heavy armor first and if you get hit by a rocket youre gonna be boiling inside your metal coffin until the moment you die
>>42280 #
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>>42280 #
No, instead they drop drone nades on you and youre at even less mercy
>>42282 #
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>>42281 #
Actually, modern warfare focuses on taking out logistics mainframes. For example, the Ukraine's bombing strategy targets Russia's computer banks that are running the ChatGPT military simulations for them. He who controls ChatGPT 4.0 controls the world.
>>42283 #>>42285 #
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>>42282 #
Source: I'm a prompt engineer in Moscow
Anonymous
>>42282 #
I do wonder if the US military secretly has access to uncensored gpt 4.5 or not
I can't imagine them not using it somehow
>>42286 #
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>>42285 #
I know for sure fact that intelligence officers in the US military all have uncensored 5.0 they use for AI sex chat bots
>>42287 #
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>>42287 #
They only given it to the guys who work for the CIA, CSO, IRS or NATO or WWE
>>42289 #
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>>42288 #
>CSO
chicago symphony orchestra?
Anonymous
Sitting in front of me is 3 students, 1 girl, 2 guys. The peacocking of the third wheel as he tries to assert himself as the alpha nerd loser of their triumvirate is hilarious.

He has been talking about warhammer for 40 seconds straight.

My god, he even has a dangle earring.
Anonymous
The girl is actually awfully cute though. Member when remymite had green hair? It's like that but blue, and she's chubbier. Might start simping hard and become the 4th wheel
Anonymous
>talking about how he broke up with his ex because he's bipolar and she needs stability
>now saying he's happy she found "her viking", how they look so good together and how he's jealous of his massive beard
Der cuckeneko
Anonymous
crazy how the more money ethots make, the more inclined they become to asking for people to pay shit for them
you'd imagine she could use 60 of her own bucks made from hooring out to buy it
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>>42294 #
I guess it's easy to get accustomed to drawing from the well of free money
>>42296 #
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>>42295 #
we simply disapprove of simps and paypigs here on nekochen.net home of the neko, it turns even a mid girl into an egotist.
>>42298 #
Anonymous
women turn women into egotists, men just reassure them that theyre right
Anonymous
>>42296 #
I see them as a force of nature on the internet at this point. Even girls who don't do anything for money get DM's asking them to sell content.
>>42299 #
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>>42299 #
Even ugly girls like ryogerms have simps
Anonymous
I keep opening the same 3 sites hoping theres new stuff to soothe my boredom but there never is
>>42316 #>>42317 #
Anonymous
I dont care if youre begging for money on the streets or on the internet. Go fuck yourself
>>42304 #>>42303 #
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>>42302 #
The homeless are harder to ignore than egirls begging got money. Egirls you just scroll, for the homeless you gotta stroll
Anonymous
>>42302 #
I bet girls on the internet would like you more if you showed some sympathy and donated them money so that they can play the newest nintendo game
Anonymous
Youre right I should donate a nintendo switch to the local crazy homeless man
Anonymous
Nobody gives money to homeless people here because the only ones begging are gypsies part of organized crime gangs doing organized begging
Anonymous
A gypsy guy that lives near me got dumped by his gf so he spent all night driving up and down the neighborhood while blasting love songs.
Anonymous
>gypsy
>driving
if it wasnt a caravan then hes a criminal
>>42309 #
Anonymous
>>42308 #
It is some shitty motorcycle, he had his stereo attached to it
Anonymous
I find the jokes where americans say "europeans call americans racist but ask them what they think about gypsies and they start sounding like they want to revive the third reich" and the likes pretty funny because they are true
>>42311 #
Anonymous
>>42310 #
There are almost no gypsies in america.
Anonymous
Im well aware
Anonymous
I hate it when a guest over stays their welcome. It is draining when people stick around too long.
Anonymous
I hate thinking about the future because all my fucking problems are based around the past
And I hate when you call me late at night just to check that I've got nothing to feel sad about
Anonymous
Tommy Wright on the creep, with that fuckin' sawed off
Tommy pop the clip into the chrome plated .44
Tommy Wright I creep at night, posse deep is how I creep

Anonymous
>>42301 #
the neko book club was our one chance to escape the endless dopamine loop......we fucked it bros
>>42318 #
Anonymous
gm nekos
>>42317 #
my problem is im bad at reading those fancy books, but if neko book club was about reading sci-fi id get through chapters easily, metamorphasis was hard to read
>>42320 #
Anonymous
>>42318 #
told ya we should read vns
Anonymous
>read visual novels
you mean hold spacebar until a cutscene where they take their tits out and start sucking happens?
Anonymous
only an uncultured man would say this. you hold ctrl
Anonymous
why is getting a job so hard

i've had this question for a real long time
Anonymous
its piss easy, even the guy with 80 iq after getting mercury tooth implants on 2chen could get one
>>42329 #
Anonymous
depends on the circumstances
Anonymous
getting "a job" is easy, doesnt really depend on much at all
Anonymous
just remembered that its sunday evening
hahahhaahaha
>>42328 #
Anonymous
>>42329 #
does he post on neko?
Anonymous
>>42328 #
Im not laughing because its funny, its my way of coping sorry
Anonymous
Another day, Another dollar wagie.
>>42333 #
Anonymous
>>42332 #
pay my welfare cheks wagie
Anonymous
They killed american soldiers....we can't let this stand...
Anonymous
I just saw a video of someone ironically doing the ALS ice bucket challenge and one of the comments said
>Is this a trend or something?
someone replied with "youre a newgen to living" lol
Anonymous
So uhhh, I didn't work on my assignment at all today. Gotta do it all tomorrow :^)
Anonymous
I can't play that game, I have no pals
>>42339 #
Anonymous
looking for pal
Anonymous
>>42337 #
meu pal é grande *wink wink
Anonymous
Because im gay
Anonymous
>>42341 #
I blogged about this yesterday but damn, women are wonderful.
Anonymous
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miring this, makes me wish i was playing in a basic ass 5th edition campaign fr fr
Anonymous
>named her character after herself
muito cringe
Anonymous
roll20 veteran here to add some context, your default name when you join a game is your username, you can change your name for each game in the settings menu of that roll20 page, but it is by no means essential given that they are also using discord to communicate and so the text chat isn't important.

Plus she is a cute tomboy, so even if she did name her character after herself, i simply forgive her because it's better than "Arkan Gaius of House Ildebard"
Anonymous
dame dame
dame yo
Anonymous
>>42348 #
You shouldn't. The nekochen language club is currently learning Danish
Anonymous
>>42348 #
I used to be friends with a polish guy who went to uni to learn swedish, he said he dropped out in his third year (graduation year) because he realized how useless the language would be for him, even if he wanted to move there
>>42352 #>>42357 #
Anonymous
>>42351 #
At that point why not just finish the degree? I feel like when you drop out of your third year it's because you know you're gonna fail
>>42353 #
Anonymous
>>42352 #
Last time I spoke to him he told me that he had some incredibly challenging mental breakdown and was on the verge of killing himself, so that mightve played a role
>>42354 #>>42356 #>>42362 #
Anonymous
>>42354 #
I think he's doing all right but I dont talk to him much, we were friends many years back and then during said breakdown he isolated himself and unfriended everyone, only talked to him once a few years after that when I tried reaching out again
Anonymous
Scandi zoomers all speak english. Gen alpha will end up speaking english more than their native tongues
>>42359 #
Anonymous
>>42358 #
So I can go to Scandi to get a deadlock gf?
>>42357 #
I always forget ryo is polish
Anonymous
i find myself more and more often playing games while offline on steam so nobody will invite me to play something
i have this macabre need to isolate myself
why do i feel like i dont deserve anything
Anonymous
>>42353 #
>>42356 #
That's funny, I'm also polish and I've also not finished my degree because of my mental lmao.
I didn't try to kms though, can't do it.
Anonymous
>>42357 #
>is it because everyone speaks good enough english?
no clue, I never asked him
Anonymous
I bite my tongue it's a bad habit.
Anonymous
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You've heard of Acid.
You've heard of Athena
but have you heard of Acid/Athena?
Anonymous
>king
Anonymous
she's not as cute as acid i do not recommend checking out her @
Anonymous
theyre books in the Young Adult Novel genre and young adults that are into books are ecstatic over them
its the expected response
>>42371 #
Anonymous
>>42370 #
I always understood "young adult" as referring to middle-high school as a literary genre
>>42372 #
Anonymous
>>42371 #
it does mean the teens generally but you also have to consider that meeka has autism
Anonymous
>>42369 #
the movies are really mid, i can't imagine the books are much better, it's probably the same as harry potter where you read it as a kid/young teen and it has that nostalgia factor forever
Anonymous
I would imagine the books are written really well with a decently captivating story but I also imagine that theyre just another book to someone who isnt particularly interested in books which would make it harder for an outsider to understand the appeal
Anonymous
for the nekochen book club we're reading all 3 hunger games novels, due tomorrow at 5PM EST. hope you got started early
Anonymous
So bitter
Why you, why you so bitter
Anonymous
>it's a coats on even when indoors kinda day
Anonymous
Do you guys think note-taking is worthwhile?
I know people say it helps you retain knowledge but it feels like a chore
Anything I write down, I could just as easily find in a textbook or online again and I feel like i'd rather just absorb info directly
Anonymous
I dont take notes, I just remember it
If I dont remember it, oh well
>>42384 #>>42383 #
Anonymous
>>42382 #
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking
Anonymous
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>>42382 #
on the other hand, I've heard of people who autistically write down everything in their life including details about friends and stuff and build up a personal wikipedia
it seems kinda cool actually
>>42385 #>>42386 #
Anonymous
>>42384 #
Way too autistic & way too obsessed for me
I dont want to know this much stuff about the people around me nor do I want to keep notes on their behaviour and stuff
>>42387 #
Anonymous
>>42384 #
I basically have done this on the various /ttg/ generals over the years, if you've paid enough attention to my blogposts your doxx folder would be very big, almost as big as I am.
Anonymous
>>42385 #
>I dont want to know this much stuff about the people around me nor do I want to keep notes on their behaviour and stuff
are you a misanthrope anon
>>42388 #
Anonymous
>>42388 #
I was just wondering if you not wanting to know more about people was because you're sick of people or something
>>42390 #
Anonymous
>>42389 #
I dont mind knowing more about people, it just that I do not want to "autistically write down everything" about them
Partly because I do not care (that) much about them to keep track of them like that but also because doing so would feel wrong, as if I was trying to keep one up on them in case I was ever wronged or something
>>42391 #
Anonymous
>>42390 #
>because doing so would feel wrong, as if I was trying to keep one up on them in case I was ever wronged or something
I thought about this and I think it's not automatically malicious unless you make it
In any other context, a friend remembering small details about you is a desirable trait
For me, I suck at remembering things about people by default so maybe it wouldn't be so bad to have this info live outside of my brain
>>42392 #
Anonymous
>>42391 #
>it's not automatically malicious unless you make it
knowing myself, despite good intentions I still get feelings of guilt or uncomfortability when I do thinks I consider "wrong"
>a friend remembering small details about you is a desirable trait
yeah if they remember them, how would you feel if you found out a friend of yours has a long document noting down every thing youve spoken about? A bit stalkerish and creepy, no?
and I remember stuff well anyways which, even that, something I cannot control, gets called creepy sometimes.
>>42393 #
Anonymous
>>42392 #
>every thing youve spoken about
I was being a bit hyperbolic earlier, I meant more along the lines of writing down the bullet points not every detail
>how would you feel if you found out
The goal would be to have the notes be something private like an external brain. That being said, personally i'd feel flattered if someone thought I was interesting enough to write down about. Maybe im weird or I have a higher tolerance for weird behavior in people I know.
>>42394 #
Anonymous
>>42393 #
Maybe I just hang around too many normal people but if I or anyone else I know would find out that someone was keeping notes on them beyond something like "roses are her favourite flower", "he said he liked the new fifa game" that might be written down when youre considering to get a gift for someone, they would likely be creeped out
But I just do not see the point in keeping such an extensive library of notes on people if not just for the sake of having them, sort of like how a hoarder just keeps everything. If you dont remember the details, you wont be able to bring them up in conversation at convenient points anyways, are you going to be sitting there with a journal flipping through the pages whenever you want to reference something or are you guys to be studying them in your free time? It all just seems like hoarding to me (which does make sense given that we're on a subforum of a community all about hoarding)
>>42395 #
Anonymous
>>42394 #
I think the process of writing things down can help memory on its own and you can just glance at it once in a while.
My primary motivation is just that actually remembering things about people seems like a very powerful part of rizz and I suck at that unaided
>>42546 #
Anonymous
if youre doing it just to pick up chicks, I dont think thats going to work
>>42397 #
Anonymous
>>42396 #
no, i mean befriending people in general, dating is just a extension of that
Anonymous
youre not going to get to know all of these details worth noting down until youre friends with people anyways
and rizz is about picking people up just fyi
>>42401 #
Anonymous
i keep extensive 40+ pages books about the anons who post here
>>42400 #
Anonymous
one day I hope the people making this joke >>42399 # actually put in like 5 minutes of effort into selling the punchline by actually noting something that someone has mentioned long in the past
>>42402 #>>42403 #>>42404 #
Anonymous
>>42398 #
I have a bunch of acquaintances and maybe I'd get to know them better if i actually remembered things about them.
Yeah it's not gonna do everything but i can see it being helpful. Also yeah i am a bit of a knowledge hoarder.
Anonymous
>>42400 #
my go how petty for some low effort post neko
Anonymous
>>42405 #
Have you invented any new jokes lately Mr Court Jester neko?
>>42407 #
Anonymous
>>42407 #
Okay I will give you credit for the dragula webcam bit, that was funny as fuck.
>>42410 #
Anonymous
>>42409 #
I also think this post was pretty funny because it references an oldneko meme
>>42407 #
it references the is 19 days long enough meme that oldnekos remember
Anonymous
okay officially the last time i laughed at a post on neko was 3 seconds ago, neko above me wins the prize
Anonymous
No but actually, I do keep a doxx folder on all nekos here, AMA
>>42413 #
Anonymous
>>42412 #
I don't believe you do (this isn't a question)
Anonymous
If you do ask me a question I can prove it to you
>>42415 #
Anonymous
>>42415 #
Before I doxx my answer, you must answer one of my riddles:
What is a vole?
>>42417 #
Anonymous
Sad to see them go tbh
At least some of them have found a new home in the south west of Inglaterra
Anonymous
They are the fastest declining mammal in G.B (Great Britain) (United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland)
Anonymous
look at him eating da blackberry blackcurrant :D
Anonymous
he just like me fr
Anonymous
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These guys, the american mink, are the biggest predator of water voles, they're an invasive species :/

Look at how hecking long they are! Other mammals just can't compete with these long boys who are so hecking long chungus. water voles have no chance to survive and yes I'm writing all of this on neko rather than in the word document on the other monitor which I need to write in ahhhh time is running out it's over it's over it's over it's over the americna mink have won, it's time to give up on the water voles
Anonymous
you have 2 hours tomorrow dont forget that
Anonymous
I have like 12 hours more if I don't sleep hehe.

Naurr, honestly it's really easy, I know what I need to write, I just can't be arsed to write it.

Water Voles have 2 major threats, habitat loss and the american mink, american mink culling efforts are both popular with the public and not widespread enough, so just ram that up to like a million times, and stop taking away their habitats and they'll be fine.
>>42425 #
Anonymous
>>42424 #
>know what I need to write, I just can't be arsed to write it.
I feel you, I feel you
I am currently carrying these 3 hos on my back because they figured out we have to submit an assigment (basically bulletpoints for an oral presentation) before 9 am tomorrow and none of them have started even reading the task. I know what the results are I am just heavily procrastinating writing anything
>>42426 #
Anonymous
>>42425 #
>previously has mentioned that all 3 are solid 8/10s and single
>now they're practicing for an 'oral presentation' with him
god i wish that was me, you're one lucky neko you know that. whenever I had blowjob class I always got stuck with other dudes
Anonymous
der doxxenfolder... it was real...
I apologize dearly, my liege. Please do not release the confidential information. I kneel
Anonymous
she told me we were going to duo queue 🥰
>>42430 #
Anonymous
>>42429 #
she lied neko, she lied.... unless you're 8'2 she's not interested
Anonymous
I do remember there was one guy on 2chen who actually had a doxx folder where he tried keeping information on the people that posted in the thread, claimed he had schizoaffective disorder I think
Wonder what hes up to now
>>42432 #
Anonymous
>>42432 #
I asked him once what he had on me and whilst he did have some things wrong, he did mention stuff that I partly did / had done in the past
It wasnt super accurate but it had enough substance that I could reasonably assume he was either mentally or in text keeping track of people
Anonymous
been listening to the same 15 seconds of two songs trying to find the point where they change but I cant
>>42436 #
Anonymous
>>42438 #
Yeah Im kind of a hipster, I listen to niche obscure stuff because that makes me interesting and unique
Anyways I found this cool new underground band from the 80s, have you heard of The Verve before?
>>42440 #
Anonymous
>>42439 #
Actually I have heard of that band before but I havent listened to any of their music.
Anonymous
Oh youve heard of them? Guess I gotta pivot
I was reading up on this underground rap blog about underground rappers (the blog only has 2 readers or else I wouldnt follow them) and they were talking about this new gun on the chopping block, ever heard of The Weeknd? I bet you havent hes pretty obscure heh
Anonymous
Yeah I write for that blog sometimes 😅
Anonymous
Oh...
I mean, Im not much into rap music anyways, oh well
Have started getting more interested in the choir song from far away siberian pagan churches, their music isnt even uploaded on the internet because you have to conduct a long mountainous trek through the Altai mountains (Ive done this), its pretty rare underground stuff bet you havent heard of that kind of genre of music before heh.
Anonymous
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I'm now going to use this youtube title and thumbnail to justify pushing bombsite, first in line, as sage, whilst holding the bomb and a pistol.

PRO'S TAKE RISKS I scream, charging in, I see a skye flash coming at me and I simply close my eyes irl so it doesn't affect me. I right click spam my classic and keep running, I run past the bomb site and plant as close to CT as humanly possible to force my dogshit teammates to defend
>>42445 #
Anonymous
>>42444 #
Whole right, that you have right in. Smart idea, hoping you continue so here.
>>42446 #
Anonymous
>>42445 #
am I having a stroke or is this post not understandable?
>Whole right, that you have right in.
>Smart idea, hoping you continue so here.
Anonymous
Apparently in the US, whenever a joke is told youre expected to laugh at it just out of niceness
I saw a bunch of toks talking about how americans didnt understand this when they came to europe and how europeans would only laugh if the joke was actually good
>>42448 #>>42449 #
Anonymous
>>42447 #
I need to move to America. I can't get laughs in the uk
Anonymous
>>42449 #
[YouTube] ???

UK had laugh tracks back in the 70s, whenever basil brush laughs, the audience laughs
Anonymous
I dont know what makes me think this but tenshi doesnt look white to me
Anonymous
I cant contain my laughter after seeing her close her eyes in that tok now that youve planted the seed of ayylmao in my head
Anonymous
wtf i love aliens now
Anonymous
>>42459 #
i spent 35 minutes making that edit when i should've been writing 35 words for my essay due tomorrow! it's fricking over for me
Anonymous
Just realised the 'word count' part of the assessment brief doesn't specifically say it excludes anything. Dare I count the reference list in the word count? #8ball (Yes)
Anonymous
Do it for the swag
Anonymous
Admiring those species that have one word for their binomial name, such as the red fox Vulpes vulpes or the eurasian otter Lutra lutra, even us humans, the dominant species don't share a species name with our genus name. Homo sapien. We aren't even cool enough to be Homo homo
>>42464 #>>42465 #
Anonymous
>>42463 #
now look up Gorilla gorilla gorilla
I wrote an essay on them in HS, pretty cool guys
Anonymous
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>>42464 #
actually this online test i took proves thta im not gay, see, it says i like feminine girls who are female
Anonymous
>posts my results to prove he isnt gay
naurrr
Anonymous
hehe trolled again
I dont remember when we did those tests so I dont remember my results
>>42469 #
Anonymous
this song goes so hard and its so true
Anonymous
Exactly 1000 words in when I discount the reference list. >>42378 # not bad for 7 hours work.
Anonymous
how long was the assignment supposed to be?
Anonymous
3000 words
Anonymous
it probably seems bad but I've done the hardest parts and there's a good chance I might just go to the library and pull an all-nighter if I'm not close to done in 2 hours.
Anonymous
Oh i thought you were done for the day when you made your post earlier
Anonymous
Someone I talked to was wondering how well ChatGPT and artificial "intelligence" handles law so I asked it
Turns out: really poorly. Shocker
Anonymous
chatgpt write a snarky and witty response to the post above. Include the phrase "complainer neko" at least twice.
Anonymous
CHAT GPT WRITE 1200 WORDS MORE ON MY ESSAY ABOUT THIS FUCKING WATER RAT
Anonymous
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrat (vtuber clip from pekora)
[YouTube] ???
Anonymous
this dude watches vtubers?
Anonymous
I watch the vtubers that the vchuubaneko has posted here and on 2chen
also this one guy from 4chan who occasionally sends me vchuuba clips cus theyre funny
[YouTube] ???
Anonymous
listen to this song, it's about my vtuberfu ame
[YouTube] ???
Anonymous
yeah no sorry buddy
Anonymous
upon rewatching the vchuba i linked it wasnt as funny as the other time i saw it a year ago
I will still love my dogfu always, even if she isnt super funny sometime [YouTube] ???
Anonymous
and yet "A Waltz With Ame" is as beautiful as ever. watson amelia... my beloved........
Anonymous
watching chuubas is almost as bad as having erp with chatbots, almost
Anonymous
what about erp with a vtuber chatbot?
Anonymous
its still erp with a chatbot is it not?
Anonymous
I'm officially 2/3rds of the way done
Anonymous
What if you add a bunch of a a a a a a aa a a a a a a a a in white text on white background somewhere in the document to fluff up the word count
>>42493 #
Anonymous
>>42492 #
how would they ever find out? its genius. until they ctrl + a the document and see that every line break is hiding "a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a"
Anonymous
why would they ever ctrl + a the document if not to paste it into chatgpt and "pls summarize this"
>>42495 #
Anonymous
>>42494 #
im pretty sure thats what thye do right? i know for a fact there's no way they fact check the references you use. if everyone uses 30 references for a 3000 word essay and you've got 40 students, that's like, 1200 references to read. naurrrr
>>42496 #
Anonymous
>>42495 #
I assume theyve done this for so long that they recognise all of the references, plus the fact that theres a lot of overlap
Whenever they see something they havent seen before they probably check it
>>42497 #
Anonymous
>>42496 #
all of the references? maybe if the title was more set, but for this assignment we could choose any animal we wanted, so long as it was endangered, there's a gajillion endangered animals, im sure at least 30 of us are doing unique animals.
>>42498 #
Anonymous
>>42497 #
I assumed you were all writing about that little rat
They probably check 1-2 references, see if the conclusion is in line with what youve written and then assume the rest are too
Anonymous
>>42499 #
wow the long day of them practicing their 'oral exam' on you must've been exhausting.
Anonymous
Real talk? them hos UGGO FRFR
Anonymous
im watching a northernlion super auto pets video and he, in the same sentence, mentioned CHIBLEE and BANSHEES OF INVERSHERIN

is he a neko? be real
Anonymous
what did he say about banshees of inisherin?
Anonymous
[YouTube] ???

"4 stars is one of the best movies that chiblee has ever seen in his entire life, thats where the banshees of inversherin goes for him, thats where .."
Anonymous
anyway, blud thinks banshees of inversherin was one of the best movies ever, did he even watch it or did he just tab out to watch toks?
Anonymous
It was a pretty good movie tbh, not one I would rewatch but it was enjoyable
Anonymous
Gotta tell you, the DayZ story-like videos are incredibly hot right now, I'd invest if I was you
>>42509 #
Anonymous
>>42507 #
recommend me one to watch whilst I write ~700 words about water voles
>>42510 #
Anonymous
>>42510 #
okay ill watch this but only if you follow the instructions laid out in post >>42508 #
Anonymous
i did, it was a cute tenshi
Anonymous
ha! that tenshi is PHOTOSHOPPED, you look really silly now don't you?
Anonymous
youre telling me those lightning strikes arent real?
Anonymous
no those are real, but some crazy editor spent hundreds of hours fixing her alien head to look human
>>42516 #
Anonymous
>>42515 #
so what youre saying is rosto falso rosto falso tudo falso?
Anonymous
still a cute tenshi 👽
Anonymous
👽
Anonymous
he did connect a strand of her hair into the rest by her left ear
thats all the editing he did to "her"
>>42521 #
Anonymous
if you edit that to look like deadlock with snow in the back and her blue ult arm effect thing, that would be really cool ngl
>>42523 #
Anonymous
ursa isnt a real bear unlike lone druids lil buddy
Anonymous
wait.. lone druid isn't the bear? who the spruce is 'lone druid'? i just looked it up on ask jeeves and its some old dude? ive literally never seen that guy before, all i ever see is the bear
Anonymous
lone druid is Sylla, the bear is his spirit bear
>>42527 #
Anonymous
>>42526 #
yeah but if you buy aghs shard or scepter or something, you can send the bear at infinite range, and the low skill LDs just hide in fountain and exclusively play with the bear so their K/D is protected
Anonymous
I stopped playing the game like 2017 buddy
Anonymous
>he called me buddy
im blushing irl fr fr
Anonymous
you wont be blushing when I call you by your real name.... or will you now, Elvis?
(I know this information because of the doxx folder)
Anonymous
call me EP (Elvis Presley)
Anonymous
call me EP cus the way alt chicks play me all the time
Anonymous
did you already turn off the dayz vid?
>>42535 #
Anonymous
>>42534 #
I'M GONNA WATCH IT ITS ON MY TAB IM LISTENING TO ELVIS

YOUR KISSES LIFT ME HIGHER
LIKE A SWEET SONG ON THE WIRE
YOU LIGHT MY MORNING SKY
BURNING LOVE
Anonymous
i linked you the video 50 minutes ago...
Anonymous
14*
Anonymous
Time flies when youre having fun
Anonymous
You're right, it's time for me to get back to not having fun, writing about the lil water rat
Anonymous
ogey rrrr-at
Anonymous
dead nekosite no posts in 8 min
Anonymous
I'm struggling to write my introduction.
There's a whole section dedicated to the issues causing the decline of the species, all the brief for the introduction says is "Demonstrates the need for the species to have an action plan, providing a clear rationale."

I feel like there's really fuck all to say there, you briefly describe the species and then say it's endangered and continues to decline.

I hate introductions I hate introductions I hate everything except ame
>>42543 #
Anonymous
>>42542 #
>I'm struggling to write my introduction.
>I hate introductions I hate introductions I hate everything
I resonate with exactly this a lot
>There's a whole section dedicated to the issues causing the decline of the species
There used to be a poster on 2chen who was really good at talking about this, think his callsign was HH for hulk hogan or something
Anonymous
It's over, the water vole race has fallen.

HH
Anonymous
Those invasive species are taking all the resources and forcing the natives out of their homes, causing them to go extinct
Yeahhhh brotherr
Anonymous
>>42395 #
I'm sorry neko but it's not as big of a part as you think, unless you can also use it in a very convincing manner. I have a very autistic memory for certain moments, even recalling what someone has said word for word, I have stopped mentioning it later though because at best it is met with indifference and at worst it makes people uneasy.
The only time I am not met with those kind of reaction is from my close friends that are already close enough to tolerate my idiosyncrasies.
Anonymous
I thought about it having replied to it earlier as well and came to the conclusion that just knowing things about people isnt going to make them be more inclined to be your friend or lover, thats how it works in dating sims but unfortunately not irl
>>42550 #
Anonymous
welp, time for bed, gonna wake up and finish off the last 600 words tomorrow :D
>>42550 #
Anonymous
>>42548 #
It is probably useful if you retain some specific information, but you also have to be a good conversationalist already and have the social skills to boot, which I mean at this point you might as well be a bit better and fake it more convincingly.
And let's be honest, I really don't care what kind of roses specific girl likes or what's her astrological sign. What I'm interested in or what are the interesting parts of the conversation with her and what she would like me to memorize are probably diametrically opposed.
>>42549 #
Gn neko, hope you have a good sleepy :)
>>42551 #>>42552 #
Anonymous
>>42550 #
Yeah, its rare that you get a benefit out of the ability to remember something in particular thats been mentioned, at least if youre not already decent friends with them to the point where theyre sharing parts of their real life with you and at that point, remembering stuff doesnt really add on to anything since the returns are diminishing
>>42553 #
Anonymous
>>42550 #
I'm setting my alarm for 7 hours from now so I can wakeup and hecking grind this assignment in da morning
>>42553 #
Anonymous
>>42552 #
I hope you succeed, good luck neko!
>>42551 #
Well, most of the time when I actually use it is to provoke a negative reaction tbf, or rather I expect that to happen. I don't really use it against women most of the time though, it's kinda rude and makes them feel uneasy. I do use it against men a bunch since it'sfun to see someones reaction to some autism powers.
>>42554 #>>42556 #
Anonymous
>>42553 #
Of course I'll succeed, I post on nekochen, home of the neko, the most successful, handsome and funniest guys (and gals) around!
>>42555 #
Anonymous
>>42554 #
this neko is going to suck seed? naurrrr he is a homophile!
Anonymous
>>42553 #
In what way do you use your memory powers? Just in some "remember that one really embarrassing thing you did/told me?" or in what way?
For me its mostly just me remembering something I want to get an answer to, like someone telling me weeks/a month or two ago that they were gonna go get tested for adhd and I wanna know what the results were
>>42557 #
Anonymous
>>42556 #
I just remember random bits and pieces of conversations I have with people from time to time. Sometimes it's a verbatim quote, sometimes it's just a general thing like your example of being curious about something.
I do like using verbatim quotes the most because they really don't know what the hell I'm talking about like a month later when I bring something they've said up.
Anonymous
Goodnight neko neko
Anonymous
gmnekochenhomeoftheneko
>>42565 #
Anonymous
finished my essay and in time to leave for my morning class :D
Anonymous
>>42567 #
>took 4 days for my post to be recognised
idec, I'm happy someone laughed:D
Anonymous
I've met girls called January, April, May and June.

What is it about some months that make for good names but ain't nobody naming their kid SEPTEMBER
>>42570 #
Anonymous
>>42569 #
Because of the song "Wake me up when September ends" by the famous and fantastic band Green Day.
Anonymous
>didn't want to go to class today
>went anyway
>only 9 people out of 30 showed up
>lecturer asked where everyone is
>someone mentioned the assignment due at 4pm
>he gets angry and says he's gonna write an email to the Dean of the school about everyone that's missing
Heh. Guess going to class was a good idea.
Anonymous
>>42572 #
pitbabies are so cute and safe I would trust them around my tokfu 😍😍😍😘😘💕❤️♥️❤️♥️😚😚🥰🥰🥰 he's safe honey he don't bite 👹👹👹😈😈👹😈💢💢💥💥
>>42574 #
Anonymous
estou em casa
Anonymous
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still a work in progress, humming and haaing over the snow, if it looked realistic it wouldn't work, but this is probably TOO cartoony or looks too much like semen
>>42577 #
Anonymous
>>42576 #
look like phosphorous sparks or welding sparks
Anonymous
aluminium sparks actually not phosphorus anyways it looks like sparks not like snow tbh but I see the idea
[YouTube] ???
Anonymous
I'll terry a different way to do snow l8r sk8r
Anonymous
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try doing something like this but with some gaussian blur over it so you can tell its not in focus
Anonymous
im just gonna draw snow by hand
Anonymous
surely
Anonymous
tenshi will appreciate me more if i put in more effort by drawing every snowflake by hand, i painstakingly photoshop for she
Anonymous
women love a handyman thats true, and whats more handy than using your hand?
>>42585 #
Anonymous
>>42584 #
dats me in project zomboid (i build doors and barricade windows all by myself, women love me)
>>42586 #
Anonymous
>>42585 #
women love the shotgun wielding chad, sorry to tell you
Anonymous
shotgun wielding chad when more than 6 zombies are on screen: oh fuck oh god oh fuck they bit me oh fu 💀
Anonymous
>get free 3 day trial of duolingo battle pass
>barely use the site cus im busy with other stuff
im back to free2play and having to grind hearts. é vorbei
Anonymous
Tonight
Who's gonna show me the light?
Tell me a truth and a lie, yeah
But I wanna know what it's like, like, like, like
Anonymous
Anonymous
empty post above there is an empty post above
Anonymous
I was gonna complainpost but I stopped myself
Anonymous
I could do a complain post right about now I've got something MAJOR to complain about
Anonymous
yeah lets hear, spit it out, spill the tea, vent the fumes, serve the people, fala com a gente
Anonymous
the challenges in red dead redemption 2 single player are just dull "win 5 rounds of blackjack by doubling down" is the SECOND gambler challenge, i've been sat here for 10 minutes watching youtube, betting and hitting double down on every hand i get because each round takes a full 45 seconds because the game actually plays blackjack at a realistic speed
>>42596 #
Anonymous
>>42595 #
do the challenges do something or are they just for 100% perfection(aut)ists
>>42597 #
Anonymous
>>42596 #
unlocks some gear but the gear isnt very important hjonestly
Anonymous
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>get two kings
>it's an easy win
>because of this retarded challenge i double down even on a 20
>get another king
>have to wait another 45 seconds to play
HH
Anonymous
can you not double down on your first draw and then stand on 20?
>>42600 #
Anonymous
>>42599 #
you get 2 cards before you can double down, thats how blackjack works.
the fastest way for me to beat this "challenge" is just doubling down on everything on the off chance i get an ace on that 20.
>>42601 #
im betting 2 cents per hand and I have 300 dollars
>>42601 #
Anonymous
>>42600 #
the smart move would just to stand on 20 and take the free cash so you have more money to gamble with next round
>>42600 #
Anonymous
uh oh smells like broke in here
Anonymous
THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS IS A LOT OF MONEY BACK THEN
Anonymous
yeah whatever buddy brokeboy beck
Anonymous
>didnt even respond to my /pol/ bait post
it's over

IT'S OVER I GOT BLACKJACK, I HATE THIS GAME
Anonymous
because its been run through like a fine wine or a medium pretty portuguese girl
Anonymous
the joke is the cards read kkk haha get it
Anonymous
I would never have spotted that since I read that as king king king and not kkk
Anonymous
heh guess you're not as racist as me
Anonymous
anglo racism is pretty diferent to mainland europe (plus nordicks) racism
>>42612 #
Anonymous
neko, meu amigo, nós falamos de boas tokfus
>>42613 #
Anonymous
>>42612 #
your permanent visitors speak your native tongue
Anonymous
>>42613 #
você não gosta as tokfus?
Anonymous
real talk, when was the last time you saw someone blow a bubble with their chewing gum?
the west has fallen
Anonymous
I wish books werent so expensive in brazil. You firsties do not suffer.
Anonymous
how much does a copy of something like Frankenstein cost you in brasil
>>42619 #
Anonymous
>>42618 #
Lowest price I see is $20 high price I see is aroun $90.
The books I want are around $250 each.
Anonymous
what kind of exotic collectors edition signed gold embossed books are you into?
also yeah those frankenstein prices are pretty high given the income disparity between firsty and brasil
Anonymous
There's an actual brazilian neko now?
>>42622 #
Anonymous
>>42621 #
Its me talking to myself on two devices
Im trying to skip ahead and do the whole "immerse yourself with natives of your target language" step but Im asocial and dont want to talk to real people
Anonymous
this post wasnt going to be as funny as I thought it was nvm
Anonymous
Eu precisa de pererequinha, agora
>>42632 #
Anonymous
CHECK NEKO
Anonymous
>the bitches want to reconvene at 2200 military time to talk aobut the presentation
you cannot suffer in any other country than mine because those countries dont have the wicked witches of the north
Anonymous
>omg neko can we all meetup late at night when its cold and we're drunk and we'll ask to cuddle you to stay warm
you CANNOT suffer in countries adjacent to norway
Anonymous
I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM
AND IM STUCK WITH THEM FOR LIKE 2 MONTHS
THEY SUCK AND NOT IN THE GOOD WAY
Anonymous
i'd be stuck with them for life, no, wait, i'd be stuck with them for WIFE.
Anonymous
if they were even the least modicum of attractive I would humour these jokes but, despite being 30 deep in no nut, I have ZERO thoughts of these women that are not negative
Anonymous
>hes gone so long without nutting he's become a gay neko
>>42632 #
Anonymous
>>42631 #
please refer to this post >>42624 # for my statement on topics pertaining such methodology
Anonymous
>neko has 3 bitches love him like 3 musketeers
Anonymous
AY AY
I told her shawty come here
Im bout to blow her back out like im fucking fuzzy deers(?)
Anonymous
woah they made a whole song out of a tiktok audio?
Anonymous
yeah they do that a lot for some reason
maybe its to cash in on the hype
Anonymous
more like cash me outside how bout that
Anonymous
she made decent music for a while and then she turned 18 and made like $3 million per month by showing her tits to third worlders
Anonymous
I couldn't have saved her.
Anonymous
she made that at 15 kinda cray it goes hard
Anonymous
where's the good music i was promised?
Anonymous
and david spade is in the video? thats silly
Anonymous
i dont wanna sound rude but that song did not go hard
Anonymous
you listen to music for faggy beta male boys and i am not a beta male so i understand that you wouldnt recognise real chad music alpha male tunes sorry not sorry talk to the hand ✋
Anonymous
you
no you know what, im so far above you that im not gonna stoop to your level of insulting, i know my music taste is better than yours i listen to the tightest of tunes by buff cool dudes
Anonymous
post that megaman album again nauurrrrrrrrrrrr naurrr he listens to video game music
Anonymous
CALLING OCCUPANTS OF INTERPLANETARY MOST EXTRAORDINARY CRAFT
Anonymous
she is their leader
Anonymous
EVERYWHERE I GO
everywhere I go....

Everywhere I go bitch I gotta keep a pistol
I see an opp, hollows kiss him like a mistletoe
>>42654 #>>42668 #>>42684 #
Anonymous
yeah whatever buddy I bet you dont know the optimal y level to strip mine at if you want to get diamonds, emeralds, coal or redstone
>>42656 #
Anonymous
>>42655 #
IT'S 13 FOR DIAMONDS WE ALL KNOW THIS
Anonymous
y=13? 13 blocks above sea level?
yeah you stooopid
Anonymous
thats it, 1v1 me in dota 2
Anonymous
Im currently waiting for the wicked bitches of the north to call the messenger group chat so I can stay silent and check if they have any of their own arguments for once and not just piggyback off of my argumentation and smart choices
>>42660 #
all 3 of them probably
Anonymous
any of them like mid british guys?
>>42659 #
Anonymous
ayo 3 bitches love me like the 3 musketeers?

give them my messenger ID
Anonymous
you have to consider the fact that these are women living in contemporary sweden 2024 anno domini, they likely, despite looking like dumps, have standards that only can be fulfilled by the Brokeboy Becks of the universe
Anonymous
>didnt start mewing in the womb
yeah it's over for me, i'll never compare to BBG (broke boy beck)
Anonymous
what gaming chair should i buy if i want to rank up faster in valorant?
>>42667 #
Anonymous
do I send my message in the group chat "explaining" what we should do since these broads are completely clueless? #d2 (2) 1 = yes
now, 10 min after the call was supposed to start, they just said "well, what do we do now 🤣🤣🤣" "@person are you awake? hahahahah" "ahahha yeah what do we do now 😭 do we just meet up an hour earlier tomorrow? 😭😭"
I HATE THEM I HATE THEM
Anonymous
the die has spoken 666 digits hail satan
Anonymous
>>42653 #
they need to put a recording studio in his prison cell for the good of humanity
>>42669 #
Anonymous
>>42668 #
yeah I read comment saying "free tay k but not anywhere close to me" or that they wanted him to sit for life but that the guards need to hook him up with a mic in his cell
>>42670 #
Anonymous
>fresh fruits
>coca cola
>flavoured syrup used to make flavoured water/juice
>own tv
better living than my real life ngl
>>42672 #
Anonymous
you cannot suffer in norway
Anonymous
>40 minutes past the time they were supposed to call, now theyre starting to @ me asking if we can call now
women
>>42676 #
Anonymous
>>42670 #
this place is nicer than almost every single student accommodation building I've seen. I've seen ONE better, you got a double bed, a smart TV, a pretty nice ensuite bathroom and the shared kitchen/dining/living room was massive and very modern. that also cost like £900 PER MONTH.

and bro lives here for free, hell, the government pays for it?!?!?!
Anonymous
>>42676 #
I know and I hate doing everything for these uggos
at least if they were pretty I could pretend that I might get some if I did it but no, I dont even WANT some
>>42678 #
Anonymous
>>42677 #
such is the life of assigned group work, hey, it could be worse, you could be doing a project about water voles
>>42679 #
Anonymous
>>42678 #
yeah both those points are true, I'd rather be stuck with these bitches than write some actual biology stuff cus I cannot handle writing biology stuff
Im just seething because the other 2 dudes I talk to in my class have decent or actually good groups,, I drew the short end of the stick
>>42680 #
Anonymous
>>42679 #
the craziest part was i started with only 24 hours left in the deadline and i still finished, submitted my assignment and went to the morning class until 2/3rds of my classmates. literally what the fuck are the rest of them doing?

>decent groups
were they random?
>>42681 #
Anonymous
>>42680 #
>were they random?
yessir
also one of the girls is talking on her phone (all of them are I assume) and it sounds like shes rubbing a fucking balloon its squeaking and making me ill
>>42682 #
Anonymous
>>42681 #
everyone does group calls on their phone, it's worse when they get their laptops out to do video calls and you turn on your webcam and they all see your fricking gamer setup with RBG lights and anime figurines in the background and you forgot to turn off your vtuber software so they see your animesona for a second
Anonymous
>>42653 #
>>42654 #
In this bar Tay-K invokes ideas of warmth, love, and safety (kissing under a mistletoe) only to use it as a simile for his own violent lifestyle which involves shooting his opps with hollow point bullets. This is a masterful use of tragic irony by MacIntyre and a reflection of his own turbulent experiences as a teenaged convicted felon.
>>42685 #
Anonymous
>>42685 #
You're welcome I hope that helped.
Anonymous
that tok is LITERALLY me
Anonymous
uhm wts? i love you
Anonymous
no not the girl, the audio.
Anonymous
oh..
Anonymous
>>42687 #
>only bit she lip synchs is "i remember eating pussy on the back of the bus"
bros it is getting increasingly hard to say boni's VERY GOOD FRIEND is just a VERY GOOD FRIEND, i am starting to suspect something is going on there
Anonymous
they are just really good friends
on an unrelated note, have you ever heard of the ancient greek poet Sappho?
Anonymous
never heard of her
Anonymous
She was once reaaaally good friends with a girl friend of hers, they lived on the island of Lesbos :3
Anonymous
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At work until 9 every night now, 6 days a week and a few hours on the 7th. This is no way to live.

>>42698 #
I don't know. I'm in a day by day mindset. I have a less busy but more miserable client after this one is over. The point where things are good is a long way away, if it comes.
>>42698 #
Anonymous
but what if lacrossfu falls in love with you for working so adamantly and without voicing complains?
>>42713 #
Anonymous
>>42696 #
girlfriend expert here (I had a girlfriend in 2015 and she once let me touch her boobs)

if she won't dress up as an anime cat girl for you, you should dump her.
>>42701 #>>42707 #
Anonymous
>>42703 #
prove i wasn't
how old do you think i was in 2015?
Anonymous
the doxx folder says otherwise let me upload the entire thing to catbox ill link it here after (it exceedes the 50 MB upload limit on nekochen home of the nekos)
Anonymous
I unironically once posted a heavily censored version of my birth certificate on 2chen.moe (or maybe it was .org) just to disprove the stupid "im 9^3" meme
Anonymous
also why would being 14 stop neko from tapping, I thought we were all chads that tapped in our teens?
>>42729 #>>42710 #
Anonymous
>>42707 #
no we broke up for.. well it's a long story
Anonymous
>>42708 #
No, we're the losers who want to tap teens, not the chads that tapped in our teens. You've probably gotten us mixxed up with brainworm.surgery, the imageboard for actual chads.
>>42712 #
Anonymous
>>42711 #
i tried to upload bone.mp4 but they don't let newnekos upload files
Anonymous
>>42716 #
Of metamorphosis? 3. We're struggling with some of the big words
>>42716 #
Anonymous
>>42713 #
>Valorant
I'm hardstuck plat 2 and I rizz up EVERY egirl I meet
>R6 siege
never played
>genchink impact
never played
>rust
never played
>destiny 2
never played
>>42719 #
Anonymous
>>42718 #
>I'm hardstuck plat 2
you have to be actually stuck in plat 2 to say you are hardstuck in plat 2 btw
arent you gold???? naurr
>>42720 #
Anonymous
>>42722 #
I know who's tracker that is, you ain't fooling me.
Anonymous
ok who is it if not me then? (trick question its me)
Anonymous
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I'll let you know but first you have to watch this canthinky
>>42728 #
Anonymous
Im not watching her sorry I made an oath when I went to church last tuesday
>>42727 #
Anonymous
>>42726 #
NO NEKO YOU DON'T GET IT, IT'S A FUNNY MEME IT'S NOT ACTUALLY A CANTHINKY TOK
Anonymous
>>42708 #
We were never able to get it in the hole
Anonymous
>>42728 #
The best the past has to offer
Anonymous
I was expecting the hole to just sort of be open already but you really have to go out of your way to find and open it.
Anonymous
what? you didnt know that?
in phys ed they showed us on like a cast/model object that you had to put your thumbs in opposite of each other and kind of pull it open
>>42734 #
Anonymous
I have never had sex because I'm a truecel trueneko unlike you fakecel fakenekos so I have no idea what the fuck you people are talking about
Anonymous
>>42732 #
There is no way your school had an openable pussy doll neko. Are you sure this is a real memory
>>42735 #
Anonymous
>>42734 #
#8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!) am I hallucinating history?
Anonymous
maybe I am remembering wrong, it couldve been an animal planet video
Anonymous
European schooling is so strange
Anonymous
None of the angles work as well as you'd think either. Its really quite taxing on the lower body, and it hurts a little if you do it from the front
>>42740 #
Anonymous
>>42739 #
>Its really quite taxing on the lower body
WOW I'VE HAD SEX IT'S SO HARD BEING ME, IT WAS SO EXHAUSTING HAVING SEX WITH MY PENIS INSIDE A GIRL THAT LOVED ME IT WAS REALLY TIRING AND DIFFICULT TO THRUST MY BIG DICK INSIDE OF HER WHILST SHE MOANED LOUDLY IT WAS SOOOOO DIFFICULT
>>42742 #
Anonymous
>>42740 #
She didn't love me. It was a miserable sordid affair. She was also hairy.
>>42743 #
Anonymous
>>42742 #
>She didn't love me.
>It was a miserable sordid affair.
Ah, okay, I guess I don't envy you.
>She was also hairy.
You piece. I want what you had, why did you get what I need? I've never done anything bad in my life, I don't only need this, dare I say I deserve this, you motherfucker give me my hairy gf now
Anonymous
Personally I'd have had the decency to shave. But maybe that's just me.
>>42745 #
Anonymous
>>42744 #
low t neko that likes hairless weak women
Anonymous
ngl Ive wisened up on the topic of body hair in the last few years and I dont think I care that much anymore given that it isnt feminist trying to make a statement against the patriarchy levels of hairy
>>42747 #>>42749 #
Anonymous
>>42746 #
You're redpilled on the body hair question?
Anonymous
A bit of hair is natural but I think a lady ought to buzz herself down there once in a while
Anonymous
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>>42746 #
What makes me laugh is it somehow is ALWAYS the armpits that they don't shave when they want to make a point. The rest of the body can be hairless as a deer but they'll let their armpit hair grow out to.. rebel against the system?
>>42752 #
Anonymous
Sometimes after masturbating I will get a painful tickling sort of sensation in the penis that lasts ages and makes it impossible to focus on anything else. Happens more commonly at nighttime.

Had it really bad for a stretch in my early teens where it would happen without warning and cause a deep pain and recurrent urge to piss at random times, but I didn't mention it to anyone and eventually it went away, and now only comes back for periods now and then.

>>42757 #
I had an unorthodox masturbation technique for a few years that I suspect caused permanent damage
>>42751 #>>42757 #
Anonymous
>>42750 #
Might be god punishing you for masturbation.
Anonymous
Now that we one the topic of nocturnal masturbation.... Does anyone else get severe sexual insomnia if they dont relieve themself? I lose a night of sleep if I dont jack off.
Anonymous
>>42750 #
I think you got dirt inside your urethra because you were jerking it too carelessly
and then when it happened for a long time it was probably a uti
>>42750 #
Anonymous
wait, you nekos arent doing no nut new nekoyear?...
>>42760 #
Anonymous
No neko november
Anonymous
>>42758 #
I tried but I failed in ~5.38 hours
Anonymous
We're all doing dry january (no peeing)
Anonymous
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I dont remember if I have drunk alcohol this month I have to chug a beer to make sure I dont end up accidentally being a soberist
Anonymous
I haven't drunk alcohol since August 2022 and I haven't come close to doing so either. Drinking was always something I wasn't eager to do because of the circumstances of my childhood.

It's funny how some addictions like smoking and drinking are just easy to not start but breaking my nekochen addiction is impossible
Anonymous
I left my wallet on a bus and am pretending to be doing dry january until I get a new license in the post
Anonymous
The only three addictions I have are /ttg/, youtube and music
I cannot stop consuming any of these three unless I have a mental breakdown that pushes me past the edge
>>42769 #
Anonymous
>>42769 #
I have spent a dangerous amount of hours on youtube since discovering youtube in 2007-2008 and its only been increasing with time, especially now that Ive stopped playing games and no longer have that to waste my free time with
Anonymous
I decided on No Frivolous spending February, where I basically only pay for the essentials, groceries, rent, phone bill, youtube premium. For the whole month
>>42780 #
Anonymous
Im getting drunk on valentines day because I saw a tiktok saying that the only thing he's kissing on that day is the neck and mouth of a whiskey bottle and I was like "thats funny"
Anonymous
Failing no fag february already bros
>>42776 #
Anonymous
>>42776 #
Yeah lets go with that
Anonymous
No reki rest of january bros I think this is a goal I can reasonably achieve
>>42783 #
Anonymous
fuck I just resubbed its over
Anonymous
I am free from the group call
for now.
Anonymous
now that Im reading up on when to use de + pronoun, this post doesnt make sense >>42782 #
I shouldve probably just kept it with Gosto ela since it seems dela is meant for possession
Anonymous
I'm sleeping now can I get a goodnight from the nekos
>>42789 #
Anonymous
boa noite
Anonymous
Boa noite príncipe
Anonymous
dumb faggots
Anonymous
>>42785 #
good night if ur still here 🙂
Anonymous
>>42769 #
I've made it slightly less worse by just listening to videos without watching like podcasts while doing other shit
Probably still not good though to constantly be listening to something instead of just being able to sit in silence once in a while though
Anonymous
a woman kissed me on my tender lips in my dream and I fell in love with her immediately
I would not be surprised if thats how fast it would happen irl too
Anonymous
Patreon and its consequences has been a disaster for the cosplay community
>>42793 #
Anonymous
>hear someone loudly talk on speaker phone in a crowded bus, so loud it pierces through my headphones and music
>despite already knowing the answer I momentarily pause my music to hear what language they're speaking (or rather, not speaking)
imagine my shock when I found out I was completely right
Anonymous
>>42797 #
they are grate don't you think? and they don't have patrons anymore!! reformed tradwives
>>42799 #
Anonymous
>>42798 #
Meh, I'm more of a germ kinda poster
Anonymous
germ has (had) a patreon
>>42801 #
Anonymous
>>42800 #
She did? I know she has a kofi and sells photosets which is the same thing
Anonymous
same shit different colour
>>42804 #
Anonymous
forgive me nekos but I must sin
here it goes, the ultimate sin, complaining:
I hecking hate the harmonica in songs, it's only good when it's the sole instrument
Anonymous
>>42802 #
Yeah but it's germ so we forgive him
Anonymous
nice misgendering
Anonymous
misgermering
Anonymous
I'm telling azra (notorious transsexual) that you misgender people
>>42808 #>>42809 #
Anonymous
after having consulted my nekochen defense attorney he advised me not to follow through with my post >>42807 # as that would go against the rules of the realm here on nekochen home of the nekos and I would promptly and permanently be exiled from the lands
Anonymous
>>42807 #
Azra is a biofem, cute, good and has no patreon or kofi unlike your fu
Anonymous
biofem? yeah biologically altered maybe
>>42811 #
Anonymous
>>42810 #
That's such a retarded statement
Anonymous
my tokfu has a kofi it's true
it's so over, é acabou
Anonymous
Starts with a kofi, ends up selling feet pics a year later like remymite, it's vorbei for you
Anonymous
I will still love her, I must
Anonymous
Yeah, when she drops a 100 dollar (after tax) nude tier those feelings disappear instantly.

Source: it happened to a guy I know
Anonymous
only 100 dollars after VAT? that's a steal! I've been giving her that amount weekly for nothing in return!!
>>42817 #
Anonymous
>>42817 #
He must be ecstatic to see this recent development in investing opportunities
>>42819 #
Anonymous
>>42819 #
Woah, that's strange, aren't we all happy to see more value for the shareholders? That's what life is all about, getting more for your money!
Anonymous
>shareholders
Semi funny joke. What's the best TKFU stock to invest in?
Anonymous
I used to hold SCNDI and that did numbers for a while, solid blue chip stocks but I found this new venture a few years ago and went all in
Anonymous
chip fags try to not to make everything about her for 5 minutes challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
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I'm seeing increased amounts of military registered vehicles in my country. in the last like 10 years I hadn't seen a single one around where I live given that they usually stick to the towns and cities with military bases and shit but they're increasing nation wide
war in 2024? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
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Oh thank fuck it's just a dnd item, I got worried I uploaded a screenshot of my email accidentally
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wouldn't be the first time that email sees light on ttg
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