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gonna claim the first post of this new thread for this bad reki edit i made
Let's fucking go nekobros
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I am gonna stop being depressed starting tomorrow.
>>10229 #
>because im bored
Tried getting into any activities or hobbies? outside of vidya ofc
but like that anoni said magic shrooms might give you some fun
>>10230 #
my degree starts in 10 days, i will be busy and have stuff to do then, atm i am simply waiting.
>>10231 #
Last year of uni or you just started? anyways i wish you lots of good luck regardless
>>10233 #
goood shit gooood shit reki-homie, what are you plannin to major in i forgor
>>10221 #
>All bot threads are gone
>Oldguard tokker in the OP file
May I so utter the words.... we are fucking back nekobros
Us aut:3tics will rule the chen
>>10235 #
its not being a vet, it's like, uhhh, my career aspirations are gonna be working in some national park or whatever, working on improving the environment and ecosystem, or maybe moving out of the country and working on helping an endangered species, could work in a zoo in the UK for that too i guess!
>>10237 #
That's actually really nice, jobs where you work closely with animals and nature are the best careers one could have tbh, it beats working in a office or anything back-breaking by a long shot
>could work in a zoo in the UK for that too i guess!
Working in a zoo might sounds discouraging but its not bad either, baby steps
new reki! jett/sage duo again
>>10238 #
working in a zoo doesn't sound super discouraging to me tbh.
It does sound really nice, 5 years ago I was like, unemployed, had bad exam results, couldn't get a call back for even minimum wage shit work, and now i'm about to start a masters. so, things are looking up for me academically!
>>10236 #
Neko has risen, millions must post toks
>>10239 #
I'm genuinely proud of you rekiposter, do not let those bitch ass niggas take you down
synced [2/7]
I know we are more than 2 posting but who are the other 3-4 people that have showed up? All anonies are welcome to the threadwarming party
New thread new opportunity to spam the same 50 toks
>>10246 #
i have been exposed as a fake neko bro.
I'm also faceblind as heck tbh, I used to think Ari and Noemi were the same person 💀
her hamster does a decent job at picking up fashionista choices
>>10250 #
>always goes to the right
yeah, pretty sure this is a biased test, it's going towards it's cage.
we wouldn't except these results in science (i study for a STEM degree so im kinda good at science)
>>10251 #
same, its a really cute tok
>>10252 #
science can make rats play DOOM, so why not turn hampsters into Gucci parlors
alright neko im going to the co-op, don't die whilst im gone.
want anything?
Time to deadlift
for she
dins dins FINISHED
i haff returned from ze co-op
neko LITERALLY just died
I think the only way for me to save it is to post more valiants
Hungarian kween
>>10268 #
im just gonna say it. noemi is a 10 and her 'boyfriend' (biological female that isn't on hormones and presents as a girl) isn't on the same level.
>>10272 #
okay I take it back, I always forget how damn skinny noemi is. it makes me worried for her.
>>10273 #
she doesn't look that skinny tbh, she got more of a lean body-weight, thankfully nothing sorts of like Eugenia Cooney type of skinny
>>10274 #
She's Cassiepilled and I'm a Sid-ma Male.
damn, this is an OBSCURE reference to Skins, the television series.
>>10276 #
over the last week I've watched Gen 1 of Skins (season 1 and 2)
It's a good show imo, but definitely added to my depression. Every character is an awful person and their lives are just tragedy after tragey
>>10277 #
>Every character is an awful person and their lives are just tragedy after tragey
Sounds like real life to me tbqhwy(To be quite hones
Okey what i was about to say is, would you recommend the show? im not a big fan of those coming of age dramas
>>10281 #
cyute girls are the best, but its not of an enough pull for me, thank you for the answer anyways anoni
>neko died AGAIN
the website cannot handle the new thread!
>>10280 #
If you're not a big fan of coming of age dramas, you won't like skins, that's literally what it is. The ONLY redeeming thing is that cassie is CYUTE
I just want this kinda relationship tbqhwyf
what are YOU listening to right now?
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for me? Billy Joel, The Stranger
nekomin why is the site shuttin off so many times
>>10284 #
Based Billy Joel listener, for me its uptown girl, also im listening to this rn
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I wish the anon I used to swap music recommendations was here, he was a nice bro.
goodnight neko
I hate having to do stuff and not being able to nekopost for 16 hours a day
My parting gift for tonight – some nice chill techno
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i said goodnight but it's been an hour and i've not fallen asleep :)
gonna go read to try and get my eyes tired.
>>10300 #
I got distracted looking at clubs I might join
There's a club where they just LARP as medieval people, and do sword and bow training every saturday. that looks kinda fun...
time for a big glass of choccy milk and then 5 hours of sleep
so tired
we're eating good today nekobros
just got a desk, no more sitting on da bed to post on neko. nope, we're DESK gamers now.
gm neko
good nevening (neko evening) (it is afternoon)
>>10318 #
I have not eating anything, as per usual, with the exception being this company coming out and offering cinnamon buns of which I took two (2)
I will be downing a tin of beans shortly before wagering my options of going to sleep for a while
>>10317 #
sure anonie, you guys are cool, you can have a tigtog
>>10319 #
ayo this dood eating BEANS.
do you add anything to your beans or do you just eat.. beans..
>>10321 #
>>10320 #
spoon straight down the tin, caress the beans a lil and then emergency medical helicopter lift them straight into my gullet
I am become 'non, devourer of beans
vid related is me walking to the kitchen for some beans
>>10322 #
This gentleman is currently devouring legumes drenched in tomato sauce with a spoon, in a fast-paced fashion i'd assume
vid related is me returning from the kitchen with my beans (I got a choccy milk drink as well)
>>10327 #
it's like they say
>why are you so far away from me
>I need help but you're way across the sea
>I could never touch you, think it would be wrong
>I've got your letter, you've got my song
>>10328 #
Personally it's a case of
>I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more and I would walk 500 more and I would walk 500 more and I would walk 500 more and I would walk 500 more and I would walk 500 more and I would walk 500 more and I would walk 500 more and I would walk 500 more and I would walk 500 more and I would walk 500 more and I would walk 500 more and then I would walk some more just to be the man who walks 7000 miles to show up at your door
>>10331 #
Audible: me trying to convince the coppas that I am allowed to park in the handicapped spot because I drive a green (environmentally friendly) car (it is an old diesel guzzler that spits out smoke like a junkie)
girls really hang out, cosplay and kiss each other.
yet when i suggest that with my friends they call me gay, wtf!
>>10335 #
I have my opinions about clover (I think thats clover) but homie on the left?....
I shan't speak, it will hurt too much to say
I just checked the timestamp, I returned with my beans 17 minutes ago and I forgot to start eating them
no wonder it feels like the days fly past, I am turning demented
>>10339 #
They were already cold, I took them straight from the cupboard (why is it called a cupboard, there are no cups in it??) so they are cupboard temperature
>censors the kitty bunghole
she is so silly
>>10340 #
>she is so silly
She is protecting her pet's privacy and constitution, that is peak perfect citizen behavior
She does have a nose like a witch from a children's cartoon. (no offence I think it's cute)
>>10340 #
i wouldn't be surprised if tiktok banned her PERMANENTLY for showing half a frame of a cat's butthole on a tok.
>>10344 #
>girl dancing wearing nothing but the smallest bra known to man
>"fake body" in the caption
>seething tiktok moderator is physically incapable of deleting it
Tag yourself, me and who???
✨ I ain't got shit to do but fall in love with you ✨
>>10347 #
and just like anything occult, it doesn't work.
just like when they change accounts to bring their "reach" back. because shadowbans aren't real.
FALSO SANGUE FALSO TUDO FALSO
FAKE BODY FAKE BLOOD FAKE
this kills the jannie
writing "fake drugs" on my duffel bag full of cocaine. TSA hates this one trick!!!
Think about it logically for a second:
Cops are just avatarfag jannies 🤨
>>10351 #
difference is, a cop can kill you if he's trigger happy, best a jannie can do is just ban you for posting a meme he didn't like
>>10354 #
my tokfu is 20 and she recently changed accounts because 'this account is literally dying'
💀
>>10355 #
the human brain does not fully mature until it reaches 24-5 years of age :nerdglassesemoji:
imagine if rockruff was brazilian
>>10359 #
uuuuuuuuuuuuuh she would speak portoguese
and thats a pretty language (when my tokfu speaks it)
ich liebe dandruff rockruff
>>10363 #
dandruff is that white itchy stuff your hair-scalp produces usually, have you ever scratched your head for some snow to just fall off afterwards?
>playing f1 manager
>my team is so bad
>every time albon is in the points he crashes out
>sophia florsch is literally just in the team to cause safety cars and develop as a driver
I went and tried suits today. None of them fit properly without me having to get them tailored and the store clerk said that it was because I had big and wide shoulders, a wide back and a thin waist
its so fucking over because I need a suit but we are so fucking back musclebros
>>10373 #
what colors you like the most with your suits? i prefer the blue-ish ones
>>10375 #
> but this suit was for a black tie event so I needed something black
i gotchu fam
>>10374 #
>you like the most
no idea which one I like the most. I rarely wear suits and I only own one suit which is a white one but this suit was for a black tie event so I needed something black
didnt end up buying anything but I might go and check some more later today in another city close by
>>10373 #
>big and wide shoulders, a wide back and a thin waist
damn, i was reading a women's lifestyle magazine the other day and all 3 of those characteristics were said to be SUPER attractive to the ladies.
keep your chin up anonie, you're gonna slay.
>>10376 #
I am a manlet and deathly afraid of speaking to women. es wahr vorbei before it even begun
>I was reading a women's lifestyle magazine
🤨
>>10374 #
hahaahha
>>10377 #
>i am manlet
ehh i don't think your height is that bad of a mood killer, i know lots of small guys having gfs and having a normal time with women usually
>>10380 #
I know no guy named Josh sorry hahahaha
>Know a guy who is genuinely like 162 cm or something and in his case its a lot worse
I think maybe its a bit different in sweden since people there are much taller than, for example, southerns euros and whatnot
>>10378 #
>i don't think your height is that bad of a mood killer,
yeah I'm just joshing, I have never been rejected or otherwise not reciprocated because I am a lil homie. Know a guy who is genuinely like 162 cm or something and in his case its a lot worse
did we ever find out who josh is?
why didnt my post finalize thats strange
>>10378 #
>bit different in sweden
yeah, I'm the average height or slightly tallerthan chicksin sweden, dudes tend to be taller than me but its either theyre a noticeably taller than me or they are my height, very seldom that people are just slightly taller
the likely biggest mood killer within me is my lust for industrial sabotage
>Female avg. height: 167 cm
wtf this is not noticeable, all these gyals are like 173 (and super cute)
>>10383 #
did you do your leg lengthening exercises? you've grown anonie
>>10385 #
this nigga eatin BEANS
chiblee
dins dins finished
>>10381 #
>the likely biggest mood killer within me is my lust for industrial sabotage
what
>>10387 #
Shortly put, I am a conservationist and an environmentalist. The tree spiking kind
>din din finished
what did you eat? Hopefully beans, as is the nekochen mandated diet
>>10388 #
>what did you eat?
I ate tagliatelle with mushrooms, cream and sliced ham, and a pear afterwards
>Shortly put, I am a conservationist and an environmentalist. The tree spiking kind
That's an honorable virtue, the world needs more trees and less coal/fossil mining sites, the latter is causing unholy amounts of pollution(but thats not gonna stop countries like China and India from shitting out smog out of their ass)
>>10389 #
It's not only shithole countries that are polluting, just look into all the massive scandals that companies in the west have gone through just to scrape by a few extra pennies profit
Exxon's oil spill, DuPont's teflon scandal
there are too many to list but all of them are a cancerous tumor on our planet. Besides, a lot of the production in countries such as china and india are solely on the level that they are because of western demand for their shithole products like plastics and cffc releasing bathtub chemicals
unborn fetuses have microplastics in their placenta and air pollution in their lungs, months before they take their first breath
I wish death to megaconglomerates
>>10390 #
I agree with your statements, 99% of all garbage and pollution has been kickstarted by oil and electric companies
Watch this video if you still haven't, its fucked up stuff all around
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>unborn fetuses have microplastics in their placenta and air pollution in their lungs, months before they take their first breath
That's one of the many things that scares me a lot, in the near future this could blow up the rates of birth-defects and illnesses by 20% at least, foreign chemicals entering the fetus developing embryo is not gonna do anything nice to their DNA
Sometimes i wonder if the CEO's of rich companies worth trillions ever worry that their own children might be affected by their own greediness and psychopathy
>>10390 #
as a noted environment lover, i also agree that we don't need cheap clothes and cheap plastic and concrete from china, what we need are more forests and wildlife sanctuaries, preferably ones with cute picnic locations to take qts on dates to
>>10392 #
dont forget that we need 50 billboards in said wildlife sanctuaries, mcdonalds', starbucks and a bunch of H&M, Shein, Zara stores. Oh, and I LOVE PLASTIC!!!
And to protect all of these wildlife supporting stores (they totally donate money and dont just do it for tax exemptions), we need 500 CCTV camera systems and other surveillance tech.... we just do ok?
Dont forget to commute collectively, pay extra money for a plastic bag and reduce your carbon footprint, you demon. (the Carbon footprint ™ has been developed by and paid for by Shell, BP Oil and Saudi Aramco)
I despise hollywood actors that virtue signal about saving the environment, while they all fly in their fucking private jets emitting more toxic chemicals than a sewer
>>10394 #
B-b-but... Imagine all the people!!! *joins hands and sings together virtually in our multimillion dollar hollywood hills mansions whilst people are dying*
Everything is fucking cancer, the "top dog" are incredibly toneless and solely focused on image and profits
>>10391 #
Gonna watch this video right now, I recommend this one if you want to hear about DuPont has poisoned the entire world [YouTube] ???
also read up on the cia backed Chiquita (United Fruit Company) paramilitary takeover of Guatemala in 1954
>enjoy formula 1
>they keep talking about their new sustainable fuels and slightly more efficient hybrid engines being good for the planet
>they fly and haul their cars around the planet, sometimes crossing across oceans every other week
b-but we have to go to miami in the middle of the european calender because it's the only time of the year we can go!
fuck off, the sport would be way more environmentally friendly if they removed the middle eastern shithole tracks and cleaned up the calender so it was split into continental regions, not, going here there and everywhere for races.
>>10396 #
>if they removed the middle eastern shithole tracks
They do races in Saudi Arabia? that entire country is a play-park for overly rich cunts, a complete ghost town with gigantic roads that you barely see any cars driving over and oversized skyscrapers that are mostly empty lmao
>>10395 #
I'm gonna watch the vid rn, also, did you know that the fbi/cia poisoned an entire french village with LSD-laced bread? its giving me shivers just thinking about it, innocent people got deadly doses of lsd for no reason at all but for a fucked up "experiment" that only God knows what was the purpose for
>>10397 #
2 years ago there was a missile strike like 15km away from the circuit. DURING the weekend they were there.
They still raced. They still raced there this year. They will continue to race there as long as the Saudis pay them to. It's all about money.
Ironically, during 2020, they knelt for black lives matter before every race. Social Issues that cost no money to advocate for? Hell yeah. Taking money from a corrupt government that uses slave labour and stones homosexuals to death? Hell yeah.
For any and all future SÄPO (Säkerhetspolisen) agents who read the posts I have made on this website:
None of my posts advocating for, and/or discussing future plans to commit industrial sabotage or destroy government property are admissions of guilt nor can be used as legal evidence against me in the court of law.
Also, please include in your case against me what you think of my tokfu.
Dearly, anon.
>>10398 #
What do corrupt people like more than money?More money
That's just the cost of business.
>>10397 #
>cia poisoned an entire french village with LSD-laced bread?
I need to read up on this but it does not surprise me, given what else has been declassified in recent times such as MKUltra documents.
Interesting posts guys, but maybe we shouldn't talk about the CIA anymore haha. Just saying, you can't trust EVERYTHING you read online xD
Anyway, how about that starfield! Or as me and the agency boys call it, starFLOP!
>>10400 #
here, its a lenghty video but it goes in depth of what happened in the town
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I had a good time doing these CREATIVE WRITING exercises where we try to write FICTIONAL STORIES AND THEORIES as part of our goal to become WRITERS OF FICTION haha.
woah this is hevc oh nvm I just missed the 264 version
>>10402 #
I will watch this video covering the FICTIONAL IN-GAME event when I finish these other videos
264 version even though I know both of you can watch HEVC
HEVC is a cia PSYOP to destroy /ttg/
trust the plan, awemerdev knows the truth, 2 more weeks.
Does awemer still works? thank god for the anonies that made my tokfus archives
>>10408 #
Awemer is the most McGuyver software I have ever come across. It can randomly stop working and then on a whim 6 months later it works again with nothing else having changed
I remember the times I had to manually download entire tokfu filmographies one by one using my flimsy cURL batch script, thank god those days are past
now I manually dl with a flimsy cURL python script!
vid audio rel:
>the alphabet boys to us when they read our posts
synced[3/3]
This is the perfect number, the holy trinity
Blessed #d33 (14)
it jumped to synced [3/40] for a split second HOLY SHIT THEY ARE HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nigga they got the whole squad spying on us now, good job guys
a cia agent actually showed up and is lurking
omg hiiii :3 (>^ω^<) wdyp cianonie?? (*≧ω≦)"
>>10415 #
I'm glad you asked Surveillance Target #39.
I have an image macro ready for anyone that has this information request.
The 4th anoni thats lurking has the chance to make one of the funniest posts ever
do not let me down please
the CIA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
good job team, promotions for everyone
>>10424 #
I do not take stance on this topic, I just wish the best for kay and hope she comes to her senses and stops hanging out with pdfs soon
She was raised by kangaroos on the australian steppe, her parental kangaroo figures taught her how to hop and punch
She is the most fearsome upcoming junior in the australian boxing world championship
I think kay is entertaining
there's no need to wish ill on her
>>10437 #
She has some good toks and does seem like a somewhat funny individual. The issue lies in the fact that she does not know what she is getting into pandering to the pedos and other boogeymen of ttg
She is being groomed and this has no consequence on anyone else but her
>>10438 #
>she does not know what she is getting into pandering
From a purely descriptive standpoint she seems to know exactly what she's doing and directly profiting off these people via patreon before it got shut down.
I don't see her as somebody naively stumbling upon the type of audience she has at all, she seems aware of it all.
>>10440 #
>she seems to know exactly what she's doing
theres a reason why minors cannot enter legal agreements or sign contracts, and (pardon the ttg cliché) cannot enter sexual relationships with adults
they are unable to see the discrete consequences of their actions and are more prone to choosing their actions based on preliminary and surface level assumptions and impulse
There's a reason why she was a seemingly normal teenager when she was discovered back in october of last year and then within months of finding out about ttg and starting to browse there has started to make videos of her saying nigger (don't kid yourself and say "b-but she was saying negger!! she knows what she was hinting and that what she was saying sounded similar), same with her being otherwise provocative on her livestreams
sure, she might be accutely aware of the audience she has, but there's no confirmation that she (and legally, she is not able to) knows the consequences of her actions such as the ones mentioned prior. the "digital footprint" is a real thing and can hamper her chances at a successful life once this whole tiktok phase passes
>>10441 #
i recall her having edgy dogwhistle-y toks posted before /ttg/
I don't think I disagree with what you're saying about the digial footprint business or young people making poor decisions
I just think the latter is par for the course, people have tried telling her that being this edgy on the internet has its consequences and she doesn't seem to care
Regardless, a teenager being dumb on the internet isn't new and I don't think it incriminates anybody engaging with her in any especially insidious way
Like yeah, she's being dumb and pandering to bad people but she's not being manipulated or groomed
ok that's too many words picking apart the actions of a teenager so i'll leave it at that
i put up my new forgis on the jeep
>>10442 #
>i recall her having edgy dogwhistle-y toks posted before /ttg/
if she has, I have never seen them. I am not stating she wasnt edgy before ttg, I am saying that she was not as explicit as she is now. A dogwhistle is very different from saying "we've got niggers in the chat" on a live broadcast with your face displayed on it
>people have tried telling her that being this edgy on the internet has its consequences and she doesn't seem to care
likely because she is unable to fully grasp the weight of her actions and the fact that there are dozens of simps egging her on to continue doing what she is doing. that's also just what is said to her publically in the threads, god knows what people are messaging her directly on her platforms such as patreon, discord or in her tiktok dms
>a teenager being dumb on the internet isn't new
of course, I was a dumb teen on the internet once as well but even then I was still careful to not have my dumb mischevious activities linked to my physical person in any meaningful way, she has not realized this and might end up biting the consequences of her actions later on should anyone ever care enough to be a nuisance to her by sending shit to her employers or educational faculties
>I don't think it incriminates anybody engaging with her in any especially insidious way
The act of grooming is to gain trust with someone, often building a relationship or an emotional connection with them in order to manipulate them(or exploit and abuse them but thats not applicable here)
the people directly giving her attention, let alone money, and encouraging her to do things such as post lewd photoshoots on patreon or say slurs and dogwhistles on lives are doing exactly this, I dont see any way you can claim that this isnt grooming
>>10444 #
>patreon
patreon is gone. as long as i live, kay will not have a patreon (until she turns 18)
So this is what the statue of liberty used to look like...
should we clean that mf, it's lookin kinda grimey and green
>>10449 #
They have migrants
what if they paid the migrants and gave em all a bottle of lysol and a roll of TP
>up to 5 connected ips now
damn we are making money moves
quick, put ads on the site, we need to monetize this popularity surge
kora is not that bad of a tokker innit
I like this tok, I think its great
>one chance at life
>wasn't born a cute hapa girl
why bother
>one chance at life
>born 8000 miles (11000km) away from boni
poggers...
>>10463 #
its pretty hard for anyone on this planet to be more than 10 feet away from her with how large she is
heeyooooooooo *high fives all around*
the rus-bonbi army will not destroy us
>>10465 #
would be pretty hard for them to mobilize
heyooooooo *even louder and faster high fives are heard all around after the double*
Losing fat is as easy as putting down the fork
just use ozempic lol
the age of fatty is over
also danganronplers lovers rise up
>>10468 #
i am not a fat person but I see this as equivalent to saying quitting alcohol is as easy as putting down the bottle
I mean you're not wrong but that's also where all the difficulty is
>>10474 #
true that, there are also ex-alcohol quitters social groups that can help with that, dont get me wrong though im not underestimating how severe and difficult it is to stop addictions
>>10476 #
Also I wanna add that the alcohol addict does have the option of choosing never to drink again
On the other hand, nobody can give up food for life no matter what
I would imagine you would have a lot less people successfully quitting alcohol if complete sobriety from alcohol wasn't an option for them
>>10481 #
so is skyrim, why dont they cosplay from the skyrim series?
>>10484 #
>Skyrim doesn't have cute anime girls
PROVEN WRONG YET AGAIN
I am skipping leg day today
It's what she wouldve wanted
minecrafta
What're you eating for dinner tonight lads?
For me, it's a cheese burgah.
>>10494 #
I just devoured a heated frozen pizza, 800kcal down the hatch
maybe some beans later for night time
>>10494 #
I'm gonna eat a salad that contains beans, tuna and onion, a bit of olive oil + salt and peppah combo too
>>10498 #
thankss, olive oil makes everythang tastier imo, btw you getting a mcdonald cheeseburger or smth else?
>>10494 #
bitches with tongues like this scare me lowkey
reminds me of reptiles
and anybody who is aligned with reptiles is aligned with evil
>>10497 #
more tongue kino for the rest of us.
>>10496 #
I need you to make me dinner, that sounds delish.
>>10495 #
what flavour was the 'za?
oh yeah speaking of food idk which of you it was that introduced me to adam ragusea but i'm gonna try making his broccoli cream soup tonight it looks hype
>>10496 #
nope, it's a home cooked burger, on the bbq.
>>10499 #
what does that even mean? pepperoni? italian?
>>10500 #
I am an avid Adam Ragusea watcher, so it might've been me. I really like him, he's the only foodtuber I watch. The rest seem incredibly fucking pretentious, I like adam because he frequently just says "do whatever you like, it's your food", whereas I feel like some foodtubers film their content in such a way to guilt you for eating, they frame their recipes as 'the PERFECT x'
>>10501 #
I appreciate his ability to be intellectual while still remaining down-to-earth and not pretentious yeah
I think that's a really rare trait in people
>>10504 #
I think partly it also comes down to the fact that he has a wife and kids, and he's worked real jobs before youtube. Like, he has a family to feed, he cooks to feed a group, which means he cares about time and cost, he's not gonna make a channel based around cooking absurdly expensive steaks or whatever.
Every other foodtuber is some dude in their mid 20's, in a chemically cleaned white kitchen, with perfect studio lighting, cooking single serving meals for their sad lonely lives.. or am I just projecting again?
Now that we're talking about cookin channels, imma just link this dude here
[YouTube] ???
I can't reccommend him enough
>>10507 #
>chicken tikka masala
I watched a video a few days ago about how chicken tikka masala's popularity in the UK is hurting the finances of small indian restaurants... because people didn't want to purchase their new recipe ideas on the menu.
it seemed really stupid to me, there wasn't any stats to back this up, just the testimony of one young chef who seemed frustrated that he had to serve people meals they wanted and that they wouldn't try out his new ideas.
>>10510 #
[YouTube] ???
>thumbnail says "stop ordering this"
fuck off. if people want to go into an indian and order their favourite curry, let them. nobody is obligated to try something new, especially with the economic state of the country. if you have a limited budget for eating out, you're not gonna waste money on something you might not like.
whenever I get an Indian, I buy a chicken vindaloo. Yeah, there's more on the menu, but I like Chicken Vindaloo, simple as.
>>10511 #
I think it's true, for many reasons. We've all gotten bored with fish and chips tbh, they're usually super overpriced, and they're also known to be really unhealthy. Yeah, fried chicken is unhealthy, but at least it tastes good.
>>10509 #
what are your thoughts on this article? is it true that chikin is overtaking the fish and chippy industry?
https://www.walesonline.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/people-uk-now-prefer-fried-27244706
gonna try if i can do clap push ups, going to try these on a stone tile floor
will report back if I break my face
I dislike when youtube channels that are meant to report on something as unbiased as possible, they'll always go with the most annoying and clickbaity thumbnails humanity as ever seen
>>10513 #
that's just modern journalism innit. reputable news organisations also do this shit. every single news article is written to bait you into clicking it, with crazy titles and images.
>>10512 #
>gonna try if i can do clap push ups, going to try these on a stone tile floor
>stone tile floor
bruh why
do you guys ever leave on history / news / science videos on the background while doing literally everything
>>10523 #
I leave on ambiental background noises like this one
[YouTube] ???
>>10509 #
10 minutes in and he’s being very pedantic about british indian food actually being bengali not indian?
Is there even any difference between the two?
Wouldn’t that be like saying erm, actually that dish is austrian not german
my teeth are still intact, I can in fact do clapping pushups
>>10527 #
Yeah, it's a very "um actually 🤓👆🏻" video.
>is there any difference between the two
No. It's called Indian food because that's what it was called during the empire, when Bengal was part of "british india"
It's ALL indian.
And who cares? It's good.
>>10530 #
*hugs 'nonie super lightly because I am super strong and I dont want to squish him so hard he disappears*
>>10534 #
kek, i could never get good with demoman. his whole shtick of throwing bombs gotta be the most e-sports tier accuracy of a skill
>>10536 #
I haven't played tf2 in a good while but i used to play a shitload of pyro, burning mfs down and getting into their faces like a crazed cocaine addict is one of the best tactics out there
>I never liked rocket jumping but the skill requirement for stickyjumping was a lot more interesting
rocketo jumping is fun times if you manage to shot some poor fellas in mid air too
>>10535 #
me neither, it was always scunt and medic for me
I did get decently good at sticky jumping though, I never liked rocket jumping but the skill requirement for stickyjumping was a lot more interesting
official nekochen audio
(You) will NEVER have this much rizz
anyone else get really scared of social situations so you hide in the bathroom reading books instead?
i totally dont do that haha
rate the fit
>>10540 #
cream coloured top does not work with the white leg warmers and sky blue skirt
dont like the frilly forearm things nor the poofy shoulders
otherwise effay
northernlion is streaming super auto pets!!!
Anyone here likes watching jerma from time to time?
I only like watching league of legends streams (don't judge me)
eeew anoni watches LoL streams!
he should watch DOTA 2 instead like the cool chads do
I only watch schizophrenic variety streamers on twitch
:steamhappy: YIPPPIEEEEEEEE
the ice poseidon 2016-17 era was good entertainment
I stopped watching before the RV streams, shortly after he went to youtube he stopped being interesting to me
Last stuff I remember was him going back to florida and being a pest to his parents and cooking food, along with the "Richest man in LA" meme
OSRS Ice Piss was kino. Ice piss, Alison Quinn and the other shitters
yes dood, it is what it is boys
a shame ice turned to fucking cryto scamming his dwindling viewerbase now
I used to feel bad when his toxic chat and community would roast him for every little mistake he made but now I think he deserved it all and then some
i dont know who iceposiedon is, nor any of the other chuds you guys are talking about. I only watch northernlion
Any of you remember left ear songs with ice poseidon? when he had his right earphone broken so he just had the left one in and people edited songs so that in the right channel it played racist shit and in the left one it played normal stuff
that was funny
how many people are here RIGHT NOW. reply to this post ONCE so I can count.
5 active nekos on nekochen.net, we're ALIVE
If you are a real nekker you post a tok to keep the media files per post ratio high
They're not paying me enough for this shit
>>10579 #
pretty sure thats AI voice thing
>>10582 #
>you can hear a fan in the background
true, you do hear some feedback-esque sound in the background but that could be a fragment of the voice ai using bad recordings of his voice, we dont know
I mustve missed when he posted that if it was in fact him, especially with the "you dont remember .moe" part it makes me doubt it is him given that he had already stopped posting frequently by the time turdychan rolled a round
+ the fact that its not a audio file but added ontop of the fat.png guy, seems like something someone making a meme (incl. the voice replication) would do
>>10580 #
you can hear a fan in the background, it's him.
>>10581 #
no, bingo gf made him quit posting on /ttg/
>>10583 #
the worst part was he got hate because newfags think bingo is me. they just assume all britposters are 'AP' even though britposters were the largest group on /ttg/ for a while.
Speaking of AI voice synthesis, have you guys heard all of the kanye AI covers
The tech is getting pretty damn good
I should learn how to make some of these
>>10580 #
the copypasta was something I wrote, and posted like twice.
some other anon ran it through the AI, which I at the time thought was bingo doing it himself.
>>10584 #
I never understood all the hate AP and some other posters were getting, there's nothing wrong with making "blogposts" imo
>>10589 #
4chan was a mistake after the 2016 elections
>>10588 #
it's mostly newfags that don't understand the culture, they're hostile because 4chan is hostile, and they assume every imageboard is 4chan.
>synced [6/7] on neko
>synced [5/doesntmatter] elsewhere
neko is so back
77777777777
bros, we are so back
Im surprised I never got hate given how much I avatarfagged and blogposted
avatarfags UNITE
Maybe the circumstances warrant a Kototok, for old times sake
>>10597 #
I haven't been banned, I just prefer this place
is neko just a collection of avatarfags that got banned
i can't be banned, i don't even post
#flip (flop)
call it, heads or tails
#blur
a chip for the megus we have missed
flawr'da
i bet 100 dollars none of you can pinpoint florida on the map
>>10612 #
one time i was in an obsessive phase and I was playing this online game where you had to click on every US state and I played it over and over until I could pinpoint all of them
it was this one
https://www.sporcle.com/games/Matt/find_the_states
lily before her adultry phase
Green I knew, red I thought I knew but was wrong about
let's fucking go I still got it baby
New season in car football game see you nekos later
:)
>>10624 #
all understandable except how on earth did you remember west virginia
and also how do you get ALASKA wrong
>>10616 #
that's so much harder because you have to play detective and notice details on your own
this one is just pure memorization
>>10628 #
lets try it anyways why not
https://www.geoguessr.com/
ez
I wonder if being good enough at geoguessr would be enough for the FBI or CIA to hire you
that particular strain of autism is probably extremely useful for helping them geolocate photos right?
Like idunno, if you see Prigozhin taking a pic with some random africans and you can identify which country it was taken in from the landscape and trees in the background of the photo
that sounds like really useful info for the intelligence services who want to know what he's up to
>>10632 #
Maybe not for the FBI/CIA but for working as a detective in a police station to spot local/country wide criminals on the run might be useful.
The upper echelons already got their ways of spying with trackers and other tech related thingies
>>10633 #
There's always a time and place for more low-tech info gathering though isn't there?
Like what if their digital security is actually decent and they scrubbed all the metadata, turned off they phones, etc
I would bet this is common now for more elusive criminals
yeehaw cowboy girls and cowboy boys
>>10635 #
anonie, https://www.tikwm.com/video/media/hdplay/TOK_ID_HERE.mp4
keep it professional
>>10637 #
my bad i slipped up, thanks homie
[YouTube] ???
>>10639 #
i used these settings for tikwm, the first one(No watermark.mp4) especially since the HD options are less quick to download
>>10641 #
right now it's really slow for some reason, a few hours ago it was better, it fluctuates like that
nvm im a retard i had a game downloading in the background that i completely forgot about 😢
it's almost halloween
we should all get cosplay costumes
>>10646 #
>it's almost halloween
its a month away still
>>10648 #
i usually never celebrate halloween or buy costumes :c
feeling tired, i think imma snooze off zzzzzz
goodnight neko
time to stuff my face
teeth? brushed
bed? cleaned and nicely tidied
i tried cooking broccoli soup and my kitchen smells like a high school cafeteria now
blackpilled my parents on the climate crisis
>>10656 #
I was called a conspiracy theorist for not liking the fact that they had put a google listening device up in one of the rooms, one of those "ok google" things so I joked and said that I only believe conspiracy theories that are true
the conversation moved on and I told them about Shell taking over the oil industry in Nigeria to bribe the country and, amongst other things, purposely self-sabotaging their pipelines and releasing over 80k gallons of oil into the nigerian rivers, water streams and other nature related areas, ruining the livelihood and drinking water for a considerable sized portion of the population. they only took responsibility for 4000 gallons of this, i.e. 0.5% of the spill. the rest was blamed on various criminals of which one was falsely accused and executed (but the shell representative went out on tv and said "omg guys... this is too harsh and unjust you guys...")
my dad then added that the spill was so severe that you could see it from space
but we need to stop taking plane rides and instead go on vacation to bumfuck alabama, gotta be mindful of the climate you guys
We should discuss business and economics tomorrow, why?
To make us smarter and clever-headed
>>10658 #
I only know very basic level knowledge on either topic but if a conversation spurs up I am down to engage with it
>>10659 #
You see anoni, neko is like that small pub down the street thats really comfy and always visited by the few fellas you know and love, and everyday in that darn majestic pub, the most brilliant and engaging discussions are had, accompanied with some drinks below the full moon
>>10660 #
I agree with everything you said, though you could argue that, given that we are all distinguished gentlemen, it almost carries the vibe of a members-only country club
We sit around a large fireplace, all sipping our respective beverages, discussing the latest in the contemporary world ranging from business and economics to abbles toks
Our headcanons are largely the exact same, its just the place we see ourselves in that set us apart
>>10662 #
that would be fun to do in the moments that all nekos are here
I know of 4 regulars here but we were up at 7/7 earlier so more people must be aware of neko going back up in activity and choosing to engage with it in a positive manner
if the heightened userbase continues we could probably fix up a game night or something of that calibre
>>10663 #
If we can manage to stay at 7/7 for even longer periods that would be lovely, not too dead and not too chaotic
>>10664 #
I think a userbase of up between 10-15 total users (not necessarily at once) would be the sweetspot where active moments have vibrant conversations and "dead" moments still manage to have some semblance of conversation, even if its only between two anonies like us now
The sweet spot might be around 7-10 though, not too crowded and not slow either
>>10666 #
it doesnt necessarily require drastic measures like shilling, I think neko is at a spot where, even if we peak at 3-5 active users on a day to day basis, people have heard of it before and it might cross their mind causing them to check it out and see if its still up and discover that people are using it and thus finding out for themselves if they wanna stay or not
what I did consider was that if neko rises to >10 users, it might reach the point where these users start longing for more activity or other people ending up staying not because they like the atmosphere and the anons but because of the activity
I am hesitant to say whether or not people of the latter group are good posters or not
>>10665 #
The problem is, getting to an higher number like 10 and above requires drastic measures, and doing that will cause some disasters to come along the way
>>10665 #
I too believe that neko could turn into something greater in the future, right now we need to depend on word of mouth spreading, or wait for the old guard to remember that this place still exists
>>10667 #
I think time is on our side, this place laid dormant with only occasional posts for close to 5 months before a renaissance of nekoposting started again, Im willing to wait and see what becomes of this place with a bit more time, I think its too early to start making plans and appointing orders if you get what I mean
>>10669 #
Nothing is stopping us from doing something similar several times aside from us getting overexposed and tired of it, of course
but I do agree, its better to do it when the time is right than to hastily try to fit it in and perhaps sour the mood that couldve been had we waited
>>10671 #
>darling honey-boo
this made me think of honey boo boo
had I not already thought of her once a few days ago, this wouldve been the first time I had remembered her name in possibly 6 years
Its crazy to see her grown up, she looks nothing like she used to back when she was a viral meme on youtube (but she looks exactly the same in terms of weight and spoiled behaviour)
but yes I do agree, we just have to keep on keeping on nekostyle
>>10672 #
she could actually look decent by just losing weight, i've seen some before & after photos of similar stuff and its insane how a few difference in pounds can alter completely your likeness
>>10673 #
yeah its pretty intense how much a few % in body fat changes your look and conversely how you are treated in society
you can often tell on a fat(ter) person whether or not they would be attractive as a skinny person, its a shame people dont realize (or weigh as highly) how pretty they could be
>>10674 #
Its overall a shame lots of young people seem to discard self-care and caring for your body well being, there is always a time in life where we all gonna be old and not so decent looking or agile, why waste it as a young adult?
>>10675 #
Yeah, I cant imagine the regret you would feel when you realize that you lived your best years locked in a flesh prison that you had no idea or no drive to get out of. I wish all food addicts a swift recovery from their vices though, but like someone said recently, its harder to quit something like alcohol than food because you can survive without alcohol, you cannot lose weight without fostering a healthy relationship with food
>>10676 #
I was referring more in a general sense, not just overweight people but also ppl who deny themselves cleanliness and a shower, or taking care of your skin etc etc, those kind of lazy ppl ya know
>>10677 #
yeah that too, people that in general neglect their own well being but stuff like that I feel are less likely to be the result of ill will or lazyness but rather symptoms of mental illnesses in the same way that food addicts are often struck by other ailments such as depression or trauma
Its more common for a depressed person who is in no shape to groom themselves neglecting showers and other basic hygenic (and other) care compared to a functional and happy person neglecting the same responsibilities
I do believe in the "look good – feel good" premise, if you've taken a shower, styled yourself somewhat and wear stuff you enjoy and feel confident in, you end up feeling more energised and positive as a result. same in the opposite direction where you end up feeling worse and wearing your insecurities on your sleeves in moments of neglected self care
>>10678 #
you just reminded me that i used to be a depressed slob when i was a teen, now life is better but somehow the brain forgets about such sad periods after a while, anyways you are correct on the illnesses and depression part, One stops caring about themselves and everything simply because, most of the time, the world around them is complete shit and filled with garbage people, this is what i think.
Yea there are also those who are depressed because of a "chemical imbalance" but how much does that happen?
>>10679 #
I think a lot of people today are depressed because they lack a goal in life to strive towards but I do genuinely believe the notion behind a chemical inbalance-related depression. I had an experience like that after having done mdma (which if you are unaware works on the basis that it releases all of your serotonin and dulls out your receptors for a while, very bastardized simplified version), the effect of this is however that the day(s) afterwards you have absolutely no serotonin in your system and, whilst mileage may vary, some people including me turn absolutely depressed as a result until it recovers and starts reaching somewhat baseline levels of serotonin in your system again
for some people its definitely possible that they just do not produce serotonin in the adequate amount that they should, or other issues with their endocrine and neurotransmitter systems, that causes depression or other ailments within them
Before this experience I usually had the idea that "depression doesnt really exist, you just need to pull yourself up by your bootstraps and do something" but I remember in the moment how debilitating my sadness felt, despite me cognitively being able to understand how irrational it was. I do sympathize with these people
>>10680 #
I was not denying the existence of chemical imbalance depressed people, i was more or less questioning if it happens often enough to considered part of the rule, too many times i saw people pulling up the "uhmm i think u just have a chemical inbalance ;)" while it end my life was just shit factually, shit is offending and i believe many other people who suffered it or are suffering from it would agree
>>10681 #
oh yeah my bad, I answered it in the first sentence and then went on a massive train of thought only tangentially related
to reiterate, I do think the vast majority of people lack something meaningful in their lives, what Camusand Kaczynskidenotes as "the struggle", which is causing them the sorrow that they are experiencing. I believe a very very small amount of people do in fact have such a chemical inbalance, in the same way that a very small minority of fat people genuinely have pituitary/thyroid gland issues that causes them to not burn fat as their main energy source and what not, as opposed to fat people just underestimating the amount of calories that they consume
I do agree with you
>>10683 #
If you want to get into absurdism, I recommend you start with Camus' The Stranger, The Myth of Sisyphus and The Rebel
you can probably sprinkle in some kafka in there but thats more for recreative reading rather than if you want to get into the philosophy behind it
same applies for camus, you can enjoy his books just like they are in a sense, without putting any larger weight to the depth behind it, it all depends
just like how some people read the bible for the introspective stories, as a philosophy book and some read the bible as a holy script
>>10684 #
Gonna try The Stranger first, and i promise i shall give you my thoughts about it tomorrow(or at least for the first chapters)
Thanks 'nnoni
>>10686 #
yea same, its pretty nice talking to you and discussing interesting events and concepts, it feeds and keeps the brain movin in short
last closing song for the night
[YouTube] ???
>>10689 #
The female vocalist sings really beautifully, the male vocalists as well but they didnt catch my attention in the same way she did
[YouTube] ???
gm neko
three beanie boys jumping on the bed
look at them go
look at them go
there were 3 beanie boys in the bed and the little one said roll over
time for a shower, maybe a tin of beans
tummy hurt
ate too many bean
spotify AI dj has arrived in my cunt now, gonna test it out to see if its any good (like a year after it came to the US)
>>10707 #
I have this theory that all of modern tech is essentially created for the US and only later adapted to everywhere else
>>10708 #
likely is, but possibly not because US NUMBA ONE BABYYYYY but because the rest of the civilized world (europe) has too many laws, regulations and standards that you have to follow that stops quick and easy product integration
a thing like spotify DJ is analyzing your data, even if spotify already has rights to collect and save this data, they mightve had to get it approved by the Union to analyze and then relay that data through an algorithm to play songs for you, who knows
in terms of cars, you gotta get the blueprint standardized across the whole of EU if you want to be able to sell them easily, if they differ between any of the nations then you will have to go through a long legal proceeding just to get it approved in those countries, as opposed to approved once by the EU and then legal in all countries
>>10709 #
>(europe) has too many laws, regulations and standards that you have to follow that stops quick and easy product integration
That's not a bad thing, it prevents "interpreneurs" to make dumb creations such as that submarine that got crushed under the sea.
Safety and precautions > everything else
my anaconda dont
my anaconda dont
[YouTube] ???
Tu empinou, ele pei
Fica de quatro, e ele pei
bye nonie c u later
i just ate my beans on toast
reading The Stranger rnthe guy really doesn't want to be at his mom's funeral, he seemed more annoyed by the mortuary bright lights, the caretaker that kept staying behind him and the shitty humid weather than anything else
gonna start watching house of cards because i also plan to be a political machiavelli figure
slow day on neko
>>10728 #
Court ruled out he's innocent of all cases, also most of the people who sued him for sexual abuse mysteriously died
scratch that, not "most of them", ALL of them died suddenly
>>10729 #
>writer Ari Behn said Spacey groped him at an after-party in 2007 following the 14th Annual Nobel Peace Prize Concert, which Spacey hosted with Uma Thurman. Behn, who was then married to Princess Martha Louise, said Spacey, who was seated next to him, asked him to go out for a cigarette before reaching under the table and grabbing him “by the balls.”
>sits down next to you
>reaches under the table
>casually grabs you by the balls
lmfaooo
Maybe having rizz is something only necessary for courting women.
Since gays don't do that, they don't have to learn how to have rizz, they just pull brazenly sexual shit like this on one another.
>>10733 #
males are naturally extreme horndogs, no wonder gays and bisexuals have an easy time fucking and sucking
>>10740 #
Nope i never did them so far yet, are they suppose to stretch out your spine too? i don't see how is it possible to grow out your legs past a certain age without surgeries and whatnot
>>10742 #
It's a finnish exercise?
>>10741 #
it's about belief, if you belief you are taller, you'll act taller, and act more like a rizzgod.
>>10743 #
I'm not in a hurry to rizz up women as of now but i've noted your tips for whenever they'll come in handy
>>10746 #
my problem is i spent a week working up the courage to ask a qt on a date, and then she says she has a BOYFRIEND
it's so fucking over
hallo nekos
look, I'm gonna make this simple for you
youve got two choices
(You) or.... (You)
>>10755 #
I didnt understand the punching part but maybe its because I havent watched family guy
>how was work
it was all right, I had the stuff correct (as usual, I am the smartest man alive after all)
how was your day anon
>flies and mosquitoes kept hitting my face while i was walking around
FUCKY BUGS 🤬 🦟🐝
are you reading the stranger as an e-book or did you already have it on hand?
sounds comfy thoughever
I'm reading it as a e-book(pdf file)
>>10762 #
kek, wait hol on lemme check how old it is
>publication date: may 19, 1942
shit is older than my dead grandparents
>>10761 #
its probably written in the 70s or something, maybe even earlier like 40s or something
my 2nd guess was correct easy 😎
imagine if neko had multiposting for images
I bought spicy korean noodles because the package looked cute
I know from smell alone that this is going to hurt incredibly much going in, and then once more going out
That's the stuff that's the stuff, thnks anoni
>>10770 #
It would look like a living hell to browse, just take a glance at endchan /ttg/
>>10772 #
is it buddak
they make their noodles ridiculously spicy man
I think i tried picrel and i couldn't get through the whole pack cuz it was too much and I'm not sensitive to spicy food or anything
>>10774 #
>is it buddak
no clue but it might be, they have the same style of cute characters on their packages
looking at images I think this might be the package. the sauce packet was jet black, thats how you know its over
>>10774 #
hehe same image #twinning
>>10775 #
Mate, you're gonna suffer from eating that rest assured, its crazy that Nikocado managed to eat 30 pounds of that stuff
>>10773 #
>It would look like a living hell to browse
it was, endchan multi image posting was aids but luckily people rarely did that, they were too accustomed to solo media posting
>>10777 #
I was thinking "I'll get these spicy noodles and eat them with my sushi, maybe it will contrast the chilly and soft taste of the sushi with the slightly hot noodles haha". I know that I wont taste a single bit of anything after tasting these noodles
Nikocado is another beast, that man is genuinely menacing. He is too powerful
this is a decent reaction image, i see other people using it a lot
this one too but this one is always misused as to what the original emotional response is
>>10783 #
yea
>>10781 #
hard to explain, its like a slightly tired expression, kinda like you are tired of some bullshit but you just have to live with it
kinda like when you come home and see that your 3 year old has scribbled all over the wall with crayon, youre real tired of having to deal with that after a long day at work but you know that you cant get mad at the lil fella
>>10775 #
fuck you i want ramen now
do you guys ever pimp out your ramen by throwing random ingredients in your fridge into it along with random stuff from your spice cabinet
i think parsley goes well with ramen soup, and also canned corn / peas
this is my favourite reaction image I took
If there was one shitpost edit I could bring back from the depths of being gone its this one
it was a good meme, the first shitpost in the series iirc
time to taste the inferno
folder getting bigger
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE MILK ISNT HELPING
anoni are you alright
I DRANK
THE LAVA WATER
I AM UNSTOPPABBLEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I am in pain
Time to bonipost for 3 days straight whilst doing nothing productive
dinner tiem
brb
props to anoni for posting boni while he's being set on fire
My innards are on fire but she is my flame
bros why do the corporations do it?
they're destroying the hecking planet for money! that's not wholesome!
neko misa
>>10808 #
I think we just didn't implement a carbon tax like we should've and so now companies don't have to incur costs for hurting the environment.
Other than that though, they're pretty much destroying the planet on our behalf to supply our demand for carbon intensive things aren't they?
We wouldn't have massive container ships coming out of china if people didn't want cheap chinese goods for example
>>10808 #
They are fucking things up over and over anoni, at least they could not tell us peasants that "we" need to be more respectful towards the planet, while they are gorging on everything toxic for the gain of sweet, big bucks
>>10808 #
What are you talking about? The world is healing, the corporations are doing their best and we love them for it
Have you guys heard of marine cloud brightening?
We can take salty sea water and just spray it over the oceans and it will evaporate and the salt crystals can help form clouds which reflect the sun back into space
Maybe if we do something like this we can cool the planet
Nuclear power is one of the healthiest options for outputting energy, all the scare comes from the slavs and japanese that kept fucking up things and disregarding safety protocols
I think you guys are being really rude and even dare I say conspiratorial. I believe we all owe the big corporations a heartfelt apology right now
I'll start:
Dear megaconglomerate corporations. We are so sorry for hurting your feelings. We know you are doing your best and we know it can be hard sometimes, but take your time. You are all right just the way you are and you are loved!
What use is this planet if we dont have you beautiful beings contributing to our thriving economy anyways?
With kind regards,
The people.
>>10809 #
>>10810 #
>>10811 #
>3 seperate replies
there are FOUR people on neko, at once?
holy heck, pop the champage boys, neko surgeeeeee.
Who's the new fella? hold your hand up if you joined in the last few days.
>>10815 #
i think the fourth anoni is nekomin
>>10817 #
same here, those cunts used the "nuclear accidents scare" to just shut off all plants and invest in garbo such as coal and fossil fuels
>>10813 #
My government is against nuclear energy because their friends run the coal industry and they love giving out rebates, tax cuts and "investments" into their pockets
>>10816 #
>used the 'nuclear accidents scare'
Wrong. THEY created the Nuclear Accidents scare. Chernobyl, Fuckyshima? FEMA operations, plane and fucking simple. It's all been about putting more power in FEMA's hands, for the eventual takeover. The last 11 presidents have all been bought and paid for with Trilateral Money.
>>10819 #
no but might as well be, same shithole with a sea inbetween
I love exporting the majority of our energy production due to dumb deals that shouldnt have been made, then we have to import energy for an even higher price from the same dudes we sold the energy to
at least we have wind power plantsin the frozen north... right?
>>10818 #
I believe the chernobyl disaster genuinely happened because of complete incompetency and no heinous intention behind the scenes(or at least thats what i want to believe)
At least you euros have greater public awareness of climate change and lots of youth led protests (though some of them can be cringe)
Meanwhile in america, the gas guzzling F-150 has been the best selling vehicle for decades now
>>10821 #
That's what the HBO tv series 'Chernobyl' wants you to believe. Russian incompetence. The cold war never ended comrade. It was a FEMA operation, and now the CIA are still, in the 2020's, continuing psyops that make russia and nuclear energy look bad. The latest blockbuster, Oppenheimer, is all about how Americana and Coal Power is based.
>>10822 #
>euros have [...] youth led protests
hahaahahahaha this anon is funny
man, remember when that one girl skipped school to go "protest" and nothing came of it aside from her already well off family getting sponsor money and donations to be even more well off? those were the days
>>10822 #
The only youth protests we had were some cunts that kept throwing beans or sauces to antique paintings and historical statues like a bunch of entitled dickheads
>>10824 #
>>10825 #
Look i'm not tryna say it's peak optics or the most effective protests ever at all
i only mean that at least the conversation is there for better or worse
it feels like nobody gives a single shit here in america about any of that, some people will straight up even deny manmade climate change is a thing
>>10826 #
>tryna say it's peak optics
thats what I am saying, its literal theatrics
its all political theatre
nothing ever happens
>the conversation is there for better or worse
to be honest, the conversation isnt there. if anything it just ridicules any actual chance for movements. its like that "stop oil" protest where they threw soup on the mona lisa, that doesnt actually raise awareness for anything, its preaching to the choir. what it does is poisoning the well for any actual upcoming meaningful protests
>some people will straight up even deny manmade climate change is a thing
the currently 2nd highest voted party in my country also says this, as recent as november last year from a quick search
>Member of Parliament _____, which has profiled herself in climate topics, said recently that there is no scientific backing for the notion that there is an ongoing climate crisis. She is not alone in holding this stance within PARTY's parliamentary group.
the parliament staff sent out a survey to all members of parliament with questions such as "the EU's secretary general says that the world is in flames and that there is an ongoing climate crisis. Do you agree with this statement?"
of the 110 members that answered, almost unanimously all of them either fully agree or partially agree with the statement. the 6 that answered "I do not agree at all" or "Partially disagree" are all from said party
ok i found this on google
see im not makin it up
americans care way less
>>10827 #
the problem is with climate protests is...
You can block traffic, you can vandalise public buildings, attack artwork in museums. You'll get a decent fine, maybe a small amount of jail time and normal people will dislike you.
If you attempt to protest in a way that disrupts life for the rich, or members of parliament? That's when you get serious jail time, because you're attacking people with actual power. People that are too comfortable to be annoyed. If climate protestors took the hard route, and went after the rich, they'd achieve more. Suddenly some more money for the environment doesn't look so bad if it means your private jet isn't continuously being grounded by protestors running into your private airport.
Every day there are news about ice glaciers melting and disattaching from the main south/north pole ice mass, falling into the water straight up
>>10829 #
>If you attempt to protest in a way that disrupts life for the rich, or members of parliament?
Remember those "Occupy WallStreet" 2012 protests? i wonder what happened to those
>>10831 #
They got memoryholed and replaced with a made up racewar. Much better if us proles hate the blacks and the mexicans, and not the bankers stealing all our money, right?
Is there an argument to be made that there is no such thing as bad publicity
As socially cringe as these protests may be, a protest nobody talks about may as well not exist if the goal is to spread awareness isn't it
There's another timeline out there where these people were polite and respectful and took to the streets and absolutely nobody talked about them and they remained and their movement completely irrelevant as a cultural force
>>10834 #
Bad publicity definitely exists, and it doesnt necessarily have a good effect on the cause you are trying to support
>>10834 #
Tell me the name of a single climate change protesting organization that has organized a street blocking stunt or similar, ever
I cant tell you a single one personallyaside from the Stop Oil mona lisa soup throwing incident, though I can recount multiple times that people have been made fun of and had their cause ridiculed because "look at these dumbasses pouring cement on their hands and gluing themselves to the highway"
>>10836 #
even if you mean that they get people talking about topics such as climate change, if people arent already engaged its very very VERY unlikely to have any noticeable change in their demeanor towards the topic at hand
people blocking ambulances on highways for climate change arent getting people talking about climate change, its getting people talking about the retards glued to the highway
>>10835 #
No, i'm not talking about these specific organizations I was talking more about bringing attention to the broader general issue at hand
did you know posting reki actually helps stop climate change?
Unless you manage to address the people directly, you will never raise awareness for a cause that goes against the people that own the media
they will ridicule you and twist your words until you have no supporters
>>10839 #
ooooh Jeremy Corbyn tried to be prime minister, and would've been a decent one, but he was a socialist, so the media raked on him for 4 years straight till he stepped down.
>>10838 #
we all think this, I should be getting new reki killjoy stuff later this week, which im excited for!
>>10841 #
that won't change anything by the time enough people are being affected by it, it'll be too late to stop it. We're asking them to contain the problem now, and the rich reply "why contain it?"
The only way to raise awareness in the world about this, is to wait for the sea level to rise up a few milimeters
>>10840 #
>so the media raked on him for 4 years straight till he stepped down.
reminded me of the Howard Dean scream [YouTube] ???
I wonder about him and his politics scared the media to the point where they launch a character assassination over one simple exclamation of hype
This one single noise caused him to have to drop out of the presidential race. imagine
>>10840 #
I think the rich are gonna get fucked hard too if 50% of the population gets drowned because of climate change, and less people equals less slaves
I was thinking about this recently, you know who doesn't cause high CO2 emissions: third worlders and poor people
- No electricity grid = no power plants to burn coal/gas
- No money for car = no gasoline bunt
- No money for goods = no carbon spent producing good
- Less money for possessions = more incentive to reuse recyle and repair
- Also less money = more incentive to use local goods produced from the environment
The only way to compel this behavior in the first world and make people behave as if environmental resources and carbon emissions are scarce is to make them feel like third worlders. I'm not sure how well it would go down with people in America and europe though if they had to feel these pressures in the future.
>>10847 #
Its naïve to believe they are ever going to feel the consequences of the torment they have caused
Unless theres another french revolution in the west, who is going to enforce the consequences when they can just be paid off?
if i started the eco revolution, would you guys join me? there's 4 of us here, spread across the world.
it starts TODAY.
>>10850 #
[YouTube] ???
it will only ever happen with independents arriving at the same conclusion simultaenously
>>10854 #
What if you made a bunch of tiktoks that promoted some sort of hippie esque lo-tech living to make it seem cool
>>10855 #
>"Did ya guysss know that..."
>does a frilly dance
>"Corporations have lied about everything?"
>"flosses"
>>10855 #
>cute tradwifes promised to every zoomer that takes up a rifle and fights for la green revolution
>>10856 #
Libsharted? No no no anon, opposites attract :)
>>10857 #
>>10858 #
Ok yeah you're right the average zoomer girl will probably hit like, maybe want to larp as somebody who does this in their head, but not actually do it
hmm
I think there's little we can do on an individual basis about any of this shit beyond just enacting political change
>>10858 #
>bukkit
man, I remember the days she was posted on the 'chen
that was looooong ago
I bet if you posted that on turdy nobody would know who that was
crazy world we live in
Bukkitbrown is prime tomboy material
>>10862 #
She is! I was surprised to have found nudes of her earlier today, I thought she only ever did tease stuff, never any nipples. Granted, I imagine every girl that does those kind of "haha im nude but you can't see my nipples~" content also sells nudes for like 5x the price.
I kinda don't get why you'd buy something like that, I think she's appealing because of her cosplays and outfits, if you take that away, she's a fairly pretty but 'normal girl'.
do you ever feel a sense of numbness towards sexuality from all these women on the internet constantly flaunting their goods
>>10864 #
yup, I have madonna whore complexed myself into not finding women on the internet sexually attractive anymore
Im lucky to still have a normal relationship towards my view of women IRL but I can look at these women selling their bodies and barely get attracted to them because I know its all for show
>>10865 #
>I can look at these women selling their bodies and barely get attracted to them because I know its all for show
I recently learned that my tokfu sells nudes, there's one guy specifically that buys them from her. I dunno, on the one hand I understand that it's pretty much free money, on the other, it's kinda sucky that she's in an economic situation where that is something she considers doing on the side.
I think it's different if you do it openly, then you're pursuing it as a career, and that's cool and empowering I guess.
>>10868 #
time for you to pony up and pay more than the other guy is, drive him out of the market
be the devil you know, you never know what he is getting up to with those images
>>10868 #
>it's kinda sucky that she's in an economic situation
I feel like you're hinting at some sort of marxist worldview where decisions are made due to economic factors and materialism and i'm not sure if i buy that
There are plenty of broke bitches who don't do this, people have agency
>>10871 #
Would she consider this if she was well off? No. So, I blame her financial situation.
I'm not stating we should be communist and everyone should get universal basic income, but I'm roughly her age and in the same country, I know it can be kinda hard to get a job.
>>10873 #
I read her mind, I've been studying telepathic science for the last 5 years, and with my new resonance crystals I ordered off Wish, I can successfully mentally project into someone's head if I think of them strongly enough.
If I was an attractive girl and someone offered me good money for naked pictures, I'd probably do it. I don't think that's a weird statement.
If I thought the same way that I do today? I wouldn't do it
I would feel too icky, too exposed
Let alone the fact that I am a paranoid mess, I would be terrified of having the stuff released
>>10875 #
We have a different mindset I think, try and put yourselves in the shoes of a young adult woman, that has been active on social media for like 10 years. They get used to the idea that people follow them for their appearance. You can see how the slippery slope begins.
>>10877 #
My mind does not change, I specified that, if I as a women would think the same way I do today as a man, I wouldnt do it
Speculating on what I might think if I was a young attractive woman is pointless, as I do not have the frame of reference of which to begin reasoning
No way to control it
It is totally automatic
Whenever you're around
[YouTube] ???
How are anonies feeling today
>>10882 #
ever since those noodles I have been feeling the heat of a thousand suns
its so hot. my mouth has settled down but my body feels like its in a sauna
>>10882 #
my innernet is cut and i am typing this on a 5g hotspot connection while on the phone with ISP
i hope i can get some compensation for this
>it's been a month since i came home from uni
>i have done literally nothing
WELL WE ALL HAVE A FACE
THAT WE HIDE AWAY FOREVER
AND THEN WE TAKE THEM OUT AND SHOW OURSELVES
WHEN EVERYONE HAS GONE
SOME ARE SATIN, SOME ARE STEEL
SOME ARE SILK AND SOME ARE LEATHER
THEY'RE THE FACES OF THE STRANGER
BUT WE LOVE TO TRY THEM ON
>>10891 #
Its ok anoni, just keep doin your job hunt and sending CVs(getting a job is mostly about connections, you're fucked bud)
>>10892 #
I'm the anonie that's starting a master's degree in EIGHT days.
I guess I spent the last month getting some justified relaxation after 4 years of my first degree?
I had planned to make some progress on learning german. I.. didn't do that :/
>>10893 #
nvm then its gud to have a month summer break between uni years.
For learning germany you can aid yourself by using duolingo to hone down your memory linguistic skills, 10 minutes a day, every day.
>>10894 #
I downloaded a series of the most highly rated german audio-learning files I could find online, they've just been sitting on my harddrive for like 3 weeks :)
>>10896 #
>it's an MSI audio
hell yes this takes me back to being 13
I know what I'm listening to for the rest of the night :D
>720x1280
>~sd
I wonder what size the HD file was
Hows your "if I use more smileys I will be happier" thing going? Did it work?
>>10895 #
>they've just been sitting on my harddrive for like 3 weeks :)
Thats understandable since you'll be focused on your master's degree for this entire year, last years are especially the most harder work-wise
>>10897 #
It works better than my "drink hotsauce every time I'm sad" strategy, but I must admit, I'm just happier at this point in my life than I was during the hot sauce period :)
>>10898 #
I have a lot of time on the bus I intend to use for listening to audio books or german learning this upcoming academic year.
:D
:)
:^)
:3
c:
B)
cX
fug I didnt mean to post this I wanted to open it in mpv
decent tok ngl
i fully intended to post this
>>10905 #
here you go anon, one of my limited edition rare rekis. I have posted too many of these though so now I'm zipping the folder up with a password I'll forget. They'll be put in the reki vault for future generations.
>>10909 #
This is the stuff, this is the stuff, thankss rekiposter
>>10908 #
Haha, boni is growing on me to be honest with you famalam dingdong
boni? not a fan i'm afraid
bonbi? I love her, I would die for her, I am a knight in the Bonbi Brigade and I will charge without fear into the darkness.
And if Heaven and Hell decide that they both are satisfied
Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs
If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks
Then I'll follow you into the dark
[YouTube] ???we are now crying and listening to "I will follow you into the dark"
Bonbibonkers was one of the first tokkers ever and now look at her...
>>10912 #
>I will follow you into the dark
just a worse version of Mario Kart Love Song
[YouTube] ???
>>10914 #
I have a soft spot for death cab for cutie because I gave my last girlfriend "The Postal Service - Give Up" on vinyl, so his music makes me think of her :/
>>10913 #
Yeah, other tokfus from that era are doing good! Bonbi was just hit the hardest by groomers sadly :D
>>10915 #
>his music makes me think of her
I sometimes, very seldom but still sometimes, realize how every tokker I have ever liked sort of looks like my ex in some ways
either I have a type or my tokfus and tokters become that because of their proximity in likeness
luckily, they have all been more attractive versions
>>10915 #
>Bonbi was just hit the hardest by groomers sadly :D
I understand you're trying to be happier by using smiling faces a lot but that smiley face does not fit with that statement lmaoooooo
since we're posting music
[YouTube] ???
Lemon Demon always makes me think of abbles :D
and Cabinet Man is Neil's best song, istg.
>>10916 #
None of my tokfus look like my ex.
Though, when I moved to uni, one of my roommates looked and acted just like her, I very quickly fell in love with her for a brief time. I almost called her the wrong name a few times LMAO :D
but, she was the kindest muffin ever. and she had a boyfriend, whom she was very happy with and they fit together perfectly.
>>10917 #
we hate groomers :D
>>10919 #
that song is a little overplayed in my mind. Cabinet Man is perfect
YOU CAN'T SEE ME BEHIND THE SCREEN
I'M HALF HUMAN AND HALF MACHINE
if you think ultimate showdown is overplayed, I am happy to tell you that Neils 2nd best song is the Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away parody
>>10921 #
anon if you post one more opinion i disagree with i will be FORCED to duel you TO THE DEATH
"I'm living in the wall"
>points to the closest wall in my room
HOW DOES SHE KNOW?????
>I POGGED OUT
you pogged out of what, anon? tell the class
chiblee olivia munn lovelymomo 🤨 and ripley 🤔
Chat is this real?
D&D with cosplayers.
Yes or No?
Die Tower
if you say it in english you can almost pretend that you are german
>>10935 #
is this something you want us to read and respond to or was it just something you copy pasted?
Does it ever feel like when you're calling in to complain about something, that you're almost penalized for not being a complete Karen about everything? Say your internet is out. If you're reasonable and you call in and they tell you, "We have issues, we hope you understand. Equipment isn't always reliable, but we promise this won't happen again and we’ll notify you." If they tell you that and you're the type of person who's reasonable and you understand, you also make yourself easy to get rid of for them.
On the other hand, if you're a complete Karen about it and you get all up in their face and get upset and you make their life difficult, suddenly they might just give you a little discount on next month's bill just to make you go away. It's almost as if people are rewarded for being really annoying in these types of instances.
Chat?
>>10934 #
Both. I’m using voice typing because I have to post from my phone because my goddamn Internet is out
>>10935 #
yeah that sucks. i was raised to not be a cunt (luckily) but people who didnt have the same luck end up benefiting from it just because companies that handle shit like customer service are taught the way of "the customer is always right" and will turn every stone and squeeze blood out of a rock to please the meanest cunts
>>10940 #
I’ve dated a girl whose mother was from a Slavic country and she was a complete Karen. Now she was not fun to deal with on an interpersonal basis but when you made her talk to any sort of business she almost always got her way by just being super annoying for them. It’s straight up a viable tactic
Being an annoying karen might gets you what you want, but conscience kinda gets in the way
[YouTube] ???
this song goes so hard fr, it's a megaman fan song and yet.. it's as good as real music :D
>tfw you'll never seen Blues and Quickman duel
2:30 onwards and the build up to the big finale is so good, how do people make good music, damn
since we're postan megaman songs....
[YouTube] ???
Since we are posting megaman
wait emory posted on sturdy too?
>>10957 #
>jawfu didnt post on turdy
pic related.
>remy
afaik he never posted, he just lurked after streams.
>>10958 #
that mustve been back in like february then, I thought it was right before turdy came to be that jawfu last visited asking for meal deals
>>10959 #
that image is from the 21st of June 2023.
Jawfu has posted on sturdy multiple times, I can't be arsed to go back through my folder and date check everything, but it's at least 3 seperate times.
Anyone up for a movie night tomorrow???????
hey anons
>>10973 #
Which poster were you anoni, if you posted toks i mean
>>10975 #
2chen.moe? good ol' days anoni, im happy you found this site back again
>>10975 #
Well, I asked for certain toks sometimes. If I did post then it was either luna or random alt girls I found.
>>10974 #
Yeah It was 2chen.moe.
>>10977 #
I miss him...
Anyways how are you guys
>>10976 #
>luna
I have not seen a "good night lads" lunapost in over half a year
its over. the old guard is dead and dusted
Agh i left the house and i have to talk to people but i forgot the mouthwash
I hope my breath doesn’t stink
>>10980 #
sounds minty, yea im chillin too, nothing to complain about so far, what you studying in uni?
>>10982 #
Law mainly but I picked up philosophy on the side so I can hopefully make friends (and because I have some interest in the subject and its cheap)
>>10985 #
gonna be completely honest I have no real clue. I'll find something later on, but lawyer is within the scope of jobs i'm willing to go for. I was thinking maybe some company law stuff but I still have no real final clue what i'll do.
>>10988 #
Woah there's a fellow lawfag..
>>10987 #
I've studied many 'a things in my time but law is the only thing I have thus far in my life genuinely smiled at whilst studying
Its so fucking fun to me. I just wanna sit and read precedent cases in my free time and probably would if I didnt nekopost on the chen
>>10990 #
Man, I wish I had your enthusiasm and passion. Fuck.
I'm going to be completely honest I was studying today and the words fucking floated off the pages and I could not make sense of it. I think summer break has made me retarded...
>>10991 #
yeah I get that sometimes. its almost a physical repulsion to doing any course work at all
it presides eventually but when its present, man it does feel like ass
>>10996 #
we're all in this together bru
This place is nice.. I should visit more often.
>>10997 #
It had a renaissance a few weeks ago, has gone from 10 posts in 2 months to 3-4 ish recurrent posters and probably a full thread worth of posts in said few weeks
granted, like 300 posts of those were a spammer mass (You)ing because he was upset over something but even he realized he cannot mess with the voodoo and fucked off eventually
>>11000 #
yeah, it lived periodically in the start and then died down for a while. its back now though, at least until the heat death of the universe
>>10999 #
Ah that makes sense. I remember checking this place while ago when it was a bit newer and I saw that it was pretty darn dead so I just assumed all was lost.
You are welcome back at any time anonie
also lawnon i must ask, does your cunt have it so verbal promises made outside of contracts are also legally binding or only when its in a contract?
I found out recently the UK has the latter version as opposed to my cunt which has legally binding promises as well
>>11004 #
I realized that I might have worded this incorrectly, but what I mean is that when you give an offer to someone, e.g. "I want to sell you my bike for $50", this is a binding statement meaning that if the recipient of said offer accepts it (within a reasonable time frame) and you have already sold your bike off to another person, you are liable to be sued for breaking the contract, despite not having formally (or informally) signed it
Apparently brits can just spam out offers to everyone they see and sell it to the first person to accept, everyone else that accepts after the fact is hit with a "sorry mate, didnt mean to text you this someone else already bought it"
>>11005 #
Hmm I checked and according to the law (as far as I understand it atleast) a verbal offer ceases to be valid when its not immediately accepted.
>>11006 #
Thats the case here too, I made the mistake to write "verbal" when it wasnt the focus of the question, my apologies
It was rather the fact that promises (such as offers) are legally binding even before the other part has accepted it, its only when they leave their response (accept or reject), or pass the time frame that is considered reasonable or already set out in the offer itself that the initial person is freed from their legal bind here
in the UK they are not bound until both parts have agreed to the object to be sold and the price
>>11008 #
Here you can only revoke the offer if the other part has not yet read it (more specifically, taken part of it), thats the big difference between my cunt and some other countries. Your offer is binding
>>11007 #
Hmm well an offer can be revoked, if it is not yet accepted.
>Here you can only revoke the offer if the other part has not yet read it
I'll check my textbook, the current subject is actually about this.
Also what are you translating from? just curious.
Directly translated:
>The contract principle means that neither party is bound until both parties have accepted the agreement. The promise principle means that the party making a declaration of intent is bound by it for a certain period of time.
>>11008 #wiki, I could translate from course work but I cba standing up and getting my bag
>>11010 #
oooooh hehe, also spoilers are done with double asterixes encasing your spoilered messageswedish
[spoiler] I meant language tbh [/spoiler]
I wish I was that kyle plushie
I got reading speed mogged on the bus today
>See a classmate of mine, he's reading a few chapters we were supposed to read
>He finishes it start to finish during the bus ride
>The day after, I decide to read the same pages during the same bus ride because I figured I would be done when I arrive
>After having gone off the bus, still have like 30 minutes of reading left
I will also be heading into Morpheus' embrace. Good night anons.
Do we like it flib nation?
gm
>sturdy is bullying me again
😭
nvm i found the bully posts, they're at the start of the thread
oh i didnt even see the "sturdy" part, I was thinking this thread
>>11049 #
i feel ya, its painful when ppl are talking shit about you out of the blue like that, look at this on a positive note, they're seething at you without needing you to posting anything to begin with
or as I say
>rent free
you arent even there and you are using your squatters rights right in their prefrontal cortex
we like to party, w like, we like to party
20/20 right on my exam
>>11057 #
what did you type first
>>11061 #
rookie mistake
>how so
idk its just funny to say rookie mistake
>>11060 #
i pasted my 'fus tweet that i had accidentally copied from last night when I went to translate it
>>11060 #
how so
>>11057 #
Since you got 20/20 its not so bad after all come on, cheer up anoni
>>11063 #
>after the next exam? we will see
wish you good luck anoni
>>11062 #
I just posted that image as a response to the are you winning son phrase because I like the image
its in no way representative of my mental state in this time and place. after the next exam? we will see
I entrust my fate in the magic 8ball
Read Frankenstein the entire day before working out in the evening? #8ball (Yes)
have you managed to bulk up some weight 'nnoni?
>>11066 #
If bulking is still in your plans, and this might sound obvious, you should try eating more fatty foods, avocados, pizza, burgers etc etc.
>>11067 #
Since eating lots of food gets you tired, you can get shitloads of calories from drinks such as your choccy milk or you could buy the most potent milkshakes you can get your hands on
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/16-ways-to-increase-appetite#TOC_TITLE_HDR_10
I will go step on a scale, gimme a sec
>>11065 #
no I have lost another half a kg, but I havent eaten that much and I went to bed without chugging milk yesterday (despite how much I wanted to) so its understandable
its a marathon
>>11065 #
kino cosplay with DG audio, good tok
>eat more fatty foods
yeah, my issue is just actually shoving it down my face. as soon as I stop being hungry my appetite disappears and eating becomes physical labour. I have had moments where I take a large portion on my plate, eat like half of it and become full and then finishing the food takes another 3.5 hours and by then, I'm supposed to be having my next meal but since I just finished eating my previous one I cant eat for like another 5 hours and just have to forcefully stuff it into myself anyways
its tough but I am lucky to not be lactose intolerant cus that means I can drink my milk + heavy cream choccy milk mixture to get an instant like 450 kcal in 20 seconds
if I bought protein powder and mixed that in as well? I would be unstoppable.
Im gonna buy protein powder and creatine today actually I just need to do research on a good brand, the previous one I owned tasted foul
>>11065 #
The issue is I dont want to spend too much money on stuff that dont fit my macros as optimally as possible because food prices are completely habeeeb'd in swedistan. we are getting absolutely violated by the grocery store companies and nothing is happening to them so I try to spend my money solely on meat, potatoes and dairy like milk, cream and quark
stuff like milkshakes are easy to make and drink but youve gotta buy stuff like ice cream and I dont wanna consume too much sugar, I already think the choccy milk powder is over my limits but I accept the lesser evil if it helps me gain weight
>>11069 #
already way ahead of you, potatoes are baked in the oven coated in oil, food is prepared with butterand rapeseed oil, its over for me, a lot of fatty sauces like bearnaise
Ive got it mostly under control, I just need to get back into my gym + eating habits that I had a month ago and ill start gaining weight again. I went from ~75 to 90kg with that method so I am sure it works
>fried milk
this sounds so absurd I must watch this video
>>11068 #
>meat, potatoes and dairy like milk, cream and quark
Start cooking all your meats in butter, fry your potatoes, and fry your milk too to make these good ass leche frita
[YouTube] ???
>>11068 #
You gotta train your stomach to digest more food usually, slowly apply more calories into your diet to get your tummy used to it, this same process is reversible, if you eat less food the stomach will contract and adjusts to whatever amounts you throw in it
>this sounds so absurd I must watch this video
Don't knock it until you try it, its a nice sweet treat similar to churros, and of course you can enjoy both with dulce de leche cream
>>11070 #
yeah I finished the video and they look really nice, it just looks so foreign to me
I cannot think of a single dessert that is popular here that is similar to it. The stuff we generally make are bread related or otherwise solid in some way, frying milk would never have been discovered in this part of the world
>train your stomach
yeah, I need to eat more food gradually to expand it in the same way that I initially did. I also need to realize the fact that its planned weight gain and not uncontrolled weight gain. If my brain still thinks its the latter then I am never going to eat food because the idea of me getting fat is such a repulsive thought to me that I would literally starve myself to avoid it
On the topic of expanding your stomach, I knew a guy who wanted to be a competitive eater, he started his own youtube channel and then went out on town to take part in the different challenges restaurants had as well as did custom challenges at home in our shared kitchen
He was off to a good start but man did he look like he was suffering a few months in, had gained weight (unlike what competitive eaters normally do), the light was gone in his eyes
Eventually I moved out and a few months later he had deleted all his videos and closed his youtube channel. I asked him what happened to it and he said he decided it wasnt for him
What I wanted to say was, its crazy how the "professional" competitive eaters can do what they do, expanding their stomachs to fit as much food as they do but still have the discipline to not become fatties
How is it even legal for Norway to be this fucking beautiful
>>11071 #
A trick to become an efficient competitive eater is to purge all food out after an eating session, the side effects? probably heartburn from all the vomiting, but it works.
Watch Beardmeatsfoods, one of the most down to earth youtubers and also a professional comp eater
[YouTube] ???
>>11072 #
Norway is a beauty, i wish i had the money to visit it for a few days, but im a sucker for northern/colder countries in general
>>11073 #
>i wish i had the money to visit it for a few days
its a shame we dont have a good intracontinental railway system, you can probably take the train all the way to northern germany but after that everything becomes really expensive if you want to keep traveling north
>>11075 #
we could go to germany instead thats where all the best tokfus are, and it's got cool history, and also has beautiful sights
>>11076 #
uhmm anonie... isnt germany the country of the bad guy????? you know the one really bad guy??
75 minutes have passed and I havent even gotten my book yet oops
check my digits
My internet is STILL out and i have to rely on a mobile connection like a third worlder. What is this bros, i paid for gigabit fiber!!!
>>11084 #
I- how much would yelling at pajeeta who lives in hyderabad help speed up cable repairs in [insert country] though?
bought some dice today. they look nice.
>>11089 #
ayyy those dices look cool, did they come included with the shirt? the color schemes are similar
>>11090 #
those are d10s
>>11091 #
yeah i got them together, it's a bloodlines promotional shirt from like 20 years ago, and the dice are VTM
MRW its 85% humidity outside
>browsing neko with your friends
risky endeavour
>me and my mates when i finally get one (You) on neko
cant wait to browse neko with my grandchildren and show them my old posts
what would you respond if your grandchild asks you wdyp?
>>11108 #
I'd tell them I've got an ancient image macro just for that question.
An image macro so old I only post 3 of these people anymore
>>11110 #
Yes.
>>11112 #
I keep saying I'll make a new one but I never do.
I guess I could make a new one but it'd probably just be reki.reki.reki.reki.reki.reki.reki.reki.reki.reki.reki.reki.
>>11113 #
you have within recent times posted reki, clover, abbles, that one girl you labeled your video as abbles but she looks mashed in the face, acid and bonbi
oh and that new girl that you subbed to her patreon and then scraped
maybe im missing some but thats recent memory
>>11114 #
it's hard to consider abbles a tokfu when he posts a new tiktok once every 3 leap years.
i dont post bonbi
valiantfox is a CUTE but all her toks have captions on the video and i hate it.
i could do a reki/clover/valiant image macro, and add shirogane to it too because she's cute.
I also really like @shrivix but unfortunately I missed out on scraping her original account before she was banned for being too big tiddy for tiktok.
rekiposter what software you used for the image macro thingy
>fat girl sits next to me on the train
>every time the train accelerates, her body presses against me and squeezes me into the metal bars
chihuahua here
chihuahua there
and everybody wants it everywhere
idk where u got oatmeal from im not eating oatmeal
>>11130 #
I made some spaghetti and chorizo mince meat, then put the spaghetti in the pan and added cream and cream cheese, put a bit of sriracha in it and eating that
>>11132 #
its all right, I think it wouldve been better if I had added some tomato paste or otherwise savory flavours into the pan
my hapa hong kong fu slays in every fit
>you will never get on a train and see zu styling for the tok
it's fucking over
one of the whitest girls I know is from hong kong
explain that, atheists
>>11142 #
i thought by "whitest" you meant the color of the skin, lots of asian girls are really pale
having her boxers hiked up so they show above the pants is a fashion statement right? yet when my tighty whities are on show, people laugh
>>11146 #
i could be a femboy, if i just lost a ton of wait, looked a lot more feminine and had nice teeth
wasted bussy, you hate to see it
I have decided to become an unapologetic nordicks patriot
I found this song from Greenland and its so beautiful
[YouTube] ???
nekochen, decide for me FAST, do i buy a month of gamepass to try out starfield
>>11153 #
sorry your reply was too slow. i asked for FAST. i've already purchased the digital deluxe premium edition of Starfield: Game of The Year Edition™
anoni fell for todd's lies, its over
todd has NEVER made a bad game (in years prior to 2007)
SING IT WITH ME NEKOS
Ingerlaliinnaleqaatit
Kingumut qiviartajaarunnaarlutit
Ingerlaliinnaleqaagut
Siumukarnissaq qitiutillugu
>>11160 #
[YouTube] ???
Its pronounced like thisGood luck
starfield is 140gb
guess i'll play it in a few days after my internet finishes downloading...
im real hyped for starfield, my PC is just about minimum specs though so i dont expect it to run amazingly, but i just want to try it out.
why are meatballs so beloved in sweden
real answer: its probably because meat was a commodity whilst grain was plentiful, you could easily make a fancier meal whilst also making good use of your limited resources by using grain, vegetables and other fillings to fill out and still have a good tasting product
then it just became husmanskost and a traditional meal
>husmanskost
love dishes like this
fuck i misspelled https
https://tiktok.com/share/video/7151429882860408070
>>11185 #
sd version comes in clutch
my hd version is 66 mb and the converted one is 77 mb neither could be posted
i should try adding nutmeg and other spices to mah meatballs next time
bros im getting tokfu-burn out, post some good toks to relink the flame pls
>>11192 #
isnt that just going to fan the flames of the burnout?
here is the earliest tok of kay posted on 2chen, I got it from tiktok in october of last year
kermot crip or
kermit chip
I wonder what happened to the guy that used to post this girl
I remember when tummyposting was my gimmick
I had that gimmick for a long time
HE JUST DROPPED HIS TATTOO MACHINE ANDWENT OPEN SESAME ON YER MINGE???
always gets me giggling
>>11204 #
i sometimes feel like toks like this aren't real, and girls just want to tell cool sex stories that they 'definitely' had.
I love girls that have the cigarette chain smoker phenotype
post more asian toks
>>11209 #
I have very few of them, I never downloaded a certain type of tokker, it was mostly just stuff I liked
>>11211 #
remy is not asian, still a cute tok tbh
>>11210 #
that will do, thnks anoni
>>11214 #
i wanted to see asian tokker, and i got 'em in return
I remember this tum'
Absolutely lethal
This tokfu is absolutely lethal
pastel
noemi
Considering chugging a beer or two before going to lectures ngl
my toks are so unorganised, i need to go through and organise them one day
Back when I only posted random fyp toks (and a few specific tokkers) I had tokkers in their own folders but all my manually downloaded single toks were in folders by month
so I had 2022-12, 2023-01 etc
I wish to experience the joy this man felt in that moment some day
cocaine phenotype
brehs...
also a fucking killer
2008 tok
back to scheduled programming
back to scheduled noemigramming
>>11239 #
>"Back to our regularly scheduled programming" is what the broadcasters usually say after something unexpected has interrupted the planned information for a while.
university is GAY
I'm being taught by a MIDWIT
my classmates are all MIDWITS
>>11245 #
>goes to a fruity school, takes a fruity major with a bunch of fruity women
>wonders why he is in a still life painting
BIOLOGY'S GAY
YOU'RE GAY
>>11249 #
>>11254 #
Biology was 80% female at my last uni.My last uni was also 96% white. That didn't influence my choice I swear
>>11256 #
my class is like 80% blonde girls
I joke around with classmates by saying that our diversity quota is having a few brunettes, redheads and blackhaired girls as well
🚨🚨 ALERT 🚨🚨
NEW TOK HAS BEEN DROPPED
ALL PERSONELLE IN POSITON
I will now go to bench for she and watch this tok inbetween sets
ice cweam
[YouTube] ???
I could do with some vaginal embrace nglngl fr
Need me a loving relationship first though
Mate of mine talked about going on a tinder date recently, they had fun
makes me want to download tinder again
>>11265 #
your mate is being paid by tinder to shill it. men like us dont get bitches on tinder, but we slay on bumble.
>>11265 #
I saw two of my friends taking a pic with two mid looking tinder dates and I thought damn, I am not horny enough to go for that
>>11267 #
>men like us
I mean,,,, I have talked about my tinder exploits on ttg before
I match(ed) with decently attractive girls
>>11269 #
thats funny, my tinder exploits were just me trying to match with cute ENBIES, getting 0 matches, uninstalling and tying a rope
>>11271 #
oh shit i remember when that one enby girl caused the schizo to go full meltdown
that was hilarious
>>11274 #
the /pol/schizo cannot handle when you refer to a non-binary person as they/them.he had frequent meltdowns
>>11271 #
I had a few of those too, used to be more into the arthoe aesthetic before but I cba nowadays
Im not alt enough myself to attract them. I dress like a homeless man and rich girls love that
I look like this btw
Ive had this on repeat for 15 minutes
c u later nekos
wait, there's three active IPs, and 3 people replied, so did anonie reply to himself?
WHERE'S THE MOVIE NIGHT ANONIE. I WAS PROMISED LORD OF THE RINGS
anonie caught in 4k samefagging
>>11290 #
Oh shit i forgor about that, brb torrenting the first partwhere do i stream it
im not a streaming expert, i doxxed myself not once but twice on streams, so im obviously retarded, but i will be there to watch LORD EXTENDED DIRECTOR'S CUT
>>11299 #
>someone in chat asked "hey man, love your stream, whats your name, age and address?"
>i told them, since they were a fan
>>11301 #
thats not actually the true story, the true story is I got an email notification that popped up mid-stream, on my student email address, whcih contained my full name.
>>11303 #
nah, nobody did anything with it, and tbh my name didn't return any results on google at the time.
only like 3 /ttg/ bros were watching, and they were chill about it.
here you go lord of the rings bros, the full movie
[YouTube] ???
anonies the movie night is gonna happen just wait
i cannot wait anymore 💀
*dies*
new shiro
(we love it)
The lord of the onion ring is like 3 hours long just the first part, i dont think i can stream the entire thing
do you guys want to watch a bit now and the rest tomorrow or is it better to move it tomorrow entirely?(sorry for not planning this in advance lol)
>>11323 #
whatever you do just don't do monitor capture and instead pick and choose which applications actually show up on screen
Alrite everything is set up for tomorrow
DINNER CHECK.
POST WHAT YOU'RE EATING FOR DIN DINS
im trying to post a tok but it's getting stuck on 2% uploaded
oh boy it's 11% now
14%
you guys hyped? this tok WILL be worth the build up
17%
52%
IT'S STUCK ON 52%
soon enough anonie's tok will be uploaded
>>11291 #
>>11292 #
When I hosted ttg movie nights I just streamed it directly on twitch, never had any issues with that
>>11302 #
thats not what happened either, you were gonna type something into the search bar and the autocomplete showed a link to your school email account
the 2nd time you just got logged out of SAP and it also had your full name in the email
>>11339 #
actually SAP always shows your email on log in, i wasn't logged out, it just does that, it's worht i to play SAP though.
tbh, having my stream show chrome was very dangerous anyway, it could've shown worse things than my school email, it could've autocompleted to... who knows what!
>>11341 #
I remember you pissing your pants and me telling you to grow thicker skin
you then deleted your twitch account, before re-instating it and then deleting it a bit later down the line again
fun times. that was during the adam obama era
where is bro's tok
ok let me try uploading it again
finally! it posted!!
>>11343 #
i gave up because it stalled at 52%
1%...
>>11342 #
I pissed my pants because this was AFTER the ll thing happened, so many people on /ttg/ didn't like me and wanted to see me harmed. fortunately, none of those people watched me stream like a loser to 2 people.
my internet is so bad it's stalled at 1% now, gonna restart
>>11346 #
>so many people on /ttg/ didn't like me and wanted to see me harmed
why
also reset your router
final attempt at uploading this tok
give me your energy nekobros
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
20%!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
32%!
I worry this tok can't live up to the hype.
40%
60%...
70..
think it stalled at 70% bros
it's
IT UPLOADED
HERE IT IS ANONS
THE TOK I HAVE SPENT 35 MINUTES TRYING TO UPLOAD
YOU WON'T BE DISapPOINTED
this one only took 10 minutes
isn't it crazy how a few days ago neko starts being active again, turdymin starts making new rules and actually enforcing stuff like banning 15 year olds from the site?
>>11366 #
he did that because the pol posting was becoming unbearable, look at the last thread before the new rule was made
this is a cute dei though
>>11367 #
weird, i got a permanent ban for something that wasn't even against the rules, yet he let /pol/ own the site for months.
>>11374 #
can you post the one where she has black and pink hair, i have it saved somewhere but i cant find it rn
I FOUND IT MYSELF AHAHA FUCK YOUUUUUU BONI POSTER
boniposter he stole your spotlight, kill him
beans check. raise your hand if you ate beans today.
im gonna go to bed early tonight.
goodnight laddos
I found an interesting tiktok account on my fyp
>>11400 #
Ive had this guy show up on mine a lot as well, I dont get what he is trying to display with his videos tho, they largely seem like he is just running the clock to meet a quota
I think I just dont understand his humour tbh
The videos seem like he is making stuff that he finds funny or interesting which I respect though
i always wonder how wi-fi signals would look like if they were visible
like this, refraction of light
>wake up to 7 new toks
yippiee!!!!!!
gm neko
>>11414 #
just woke up, gonna get off bed and eat brekkie, shower etc etc, oh and also dont forget at 2pm im gonna stream lord of the rings
>>11416 #
I deeply thank you for these streeming tips anoni, after doin my chores im gonna jump on testing things immediately, and i'll def virus scan my pc too thankss anoni
>>11415 #
I wont be here at 2 pm but since the movie is 3 hours long I might drop in before it ends
I do suggest to you that you start your stream up like an hour early just to test out if it works, making sure the video plays, the audio plays, no delays and volume is good
also going through your twitch settings so that vods do not save, you turn off the chat language filter, turn off the default "verified accounts chat only" stuff etc so that anons can actually chat along
oh i remembered the last part
dont put a category on your stream, just go live without a category. if you put a category you are more likely to get taken down for copyright infringement since its easier for them to find you
>>11415 #
they are in no way a guarantee that you will not be taken down but they are steps in the right direction
i only streamed obscure movies out of taiwan and hong kong when I did stream movies, they are less likely to have huge companies running checkup for them
also virus scan ur pc just because its a good thing to do
>>11416 #
also i was thinking of giving a 10 minute break after one hour of movie watch time, just so anonies can take a break and do whatever they need to do, since the movie is like 3 hours long
>talking to a girl
>she's telling me she's playing honkai: star rail
>i asked about it
>she tells me about how pulls work and how she's done like 80 pulls to get the character she wants
>i say "that sounds kinda rigged to get you to spend money"
>she says "yah"
>keeps playing it
>>11418 #
when I watched Yi Yi (its 2 hours 50 minutes long) I just trucked through the entire thing
Knowing people that watch tiktok, their attention span is completely habeeb'd anyways so unless they are incredibly sucked into the movie (in which case a break doesnt matter) they will lose attention and go watch their phone or another tab and that basically serves as a break anyways
but you do you, if you feel like you would want the breaks as well then you should do those
we're all here for the nekochen LOTR movie night (afternoon)
IT BEGINS
Is the sound good?
HOLY HECK IT'S THE ONE RING
its a nice looking ring, can't blame him
6'0 man vs 5'11 boys.
Norafawn uploaded a gollum cosplay yesterday. What do we think?
literally me when family comes over
lotr trilogy aged like fine wine tbh
>bad guy is called sauron
>gandalf thinks he can trust a wizard called "sauron man"
gandalf breakdance
that fall and ring landing on his finger is very unlikely. immersion: ruined
huh, for some reason the subtitles are delayed now
>i care not
*cares a lot*
lil bro picked the worst route
>>11423 #
>inriabracadabra
so thats who that is, I remember getting whispers from you on twitch like a year ago and I had no idea who you were
hallo nekos
fly you fools!
they just used a lions roar sound effect that is in WoW
what is a balrog
This is the one scene thats super kjnown!!!
this scene looks so dumb
it does look kinda goofy ngl fr fr
he is SIMPING
this film wouldn't be 50 hours long if not for the 10+ pointless action scenes
monty python is the superior medieval fighting movie
why is this aragorn fighting reki?
>find the halflings
>>11459 #
the theatrical version is also full of these fight scenes, the problem with modern movies is like 70% of the runtime is just needlessly long fight scenes.
replace it with a black screen that says "and then they fought orc, and got away" and nothing changes, or in this case "orcs attacked, boromir died"
>>11461 #
kek, dw anoni the movie is almost over, just 20+ more minutes (of fighting scenes and talking)
>>11464 #
its just, is ANYONE'S favourite scene the bit where they fight orcs in moria? shit like that just is pointless.
it's the same with every marvel film, it's mostly pointless action of the good guys fighting nameless shitter goons. everyone knows main characters wont die in the first couple of nameless goon battles
lets goo, sam and frodo, just 2 bros on a quest to destroy the one ring.
>almost lets your friend drown because you wont leave the boat
what a fucker
boromir is sleeping :D
and dats all folks
in the end, he truly was, the fellowship of the ring.
GOOD MOVIE/10
the reki comment had me and all my friends laughing
>>11473 #
thanks, I had to google "lord of the rings characters" until I found out the other guy was aragorn so I could specify that reki was not aragorn
>>11474 #
it was a funny joke, but that's it, you've used up your "reki insults" quota for september.
>>11475 #
I am an overachiever and I always try to exceed expectations and surpass quotas!
I always give 110% and do my best, no matter the circumstances!
>>11478 #
i'd be afraid of him too. Look at the claws on this guy. and he's stoic as fuck, doesn't even smile as reki kisses him.
>>11480 #
I just realized a characteristic of reki that I find so odd and off putting
She keeps putting her loose eyelashes too far out on her eyes making it look like her eyes are super far apart
i cannot weight for this heatwave in the UK to end, it is so darn hot (and for once I am not talking about my tokfu :D )
alright well im gonna go back to playing f1 manager 2023 and watching some youtube, cya later neko
bye neko
>>11487 #
i did! the movie night was nice, and i'll be around later to talk some more :D
>>11488 #
seeing people post koto again makes me very happy, and i wasnt even a kotoposter :)
bye anonie
>>11489 #
I probably wont post koto consistently, that era is over for me
>>11487 #
I was saying bye to the other neko
>>11491 #
I love this chip
will someone ever buy it for her? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
I cant believe we have both the Associated Press and British Petroleum posting on neko. Thats so crazy
new ryo has this audio
she's wearing a binder here right? not sure how else you could completely hide boobs
also if theyre that flat then she probably doesnt have a binder imo, when you lift your arm up like that (and lean back) you stretch out the skin
i can make my pec disappear when I do that, but when im relaxed I have a pec shadow in overhead lighting
>>11516 #
i dont think she did, the vast majority of what she posts is still completely sfw cosplay stuff.
this is the latest thing she uploaded on OF
this is tamer than what some girls upload on their public instagrams.
>>11517 #
holy shit she looks good here wtf
I must be misremembering then, I thought she had posted her full tits and ass and stuff prior
truly great minds
this image will truly define neko till the end
Alri time to learn javascript
my tokfu ate colloidal silver supplements and turned into a SMURF?????
I cured her but she turned redheaded?? Crazy how nature does that
NOO BONI DONT EAT THAT ITS RADIOACTIVE!!!
he buggin
he must not know that im thuggin
nooo she has turned into an alien! what will I do??
mueller there are no such things as aliens
Have you guys taken the voicecel test yet
I WILL CURE YOU
AAAAAAAAAAA I DIDNT PREPARE FOR THIS WHATS HAPPENING
She's back to normal? phew that was scary
That concludes todays experimenting with photoshop
Lessons learned: clipping masks and their uses
good posts anonie, but recolors are not enough.......
>>11544 #
thanksour resident stalker thought so too, enough to crosspost them to turdy
>recolors are not enough
wdym
>>11545 #
It needs something wackier, you just started tho so its fine, you learning photoshop for fun? if you keep at it, seeing more funny edits would be pretty nice imo
>>11546 #
ive photoshopped for a while, at least since early '21, tho mainly for quick shitposts in the generals I have been in
>needs something wackier
like what?
>>11548 #
>photoshop boni into her nations flag
thats no fun
anyways i couldnt find the image so take this
>>11547 #
photoshop boni into her nation's flag
describe the image
>2chen
anoni... the pic has been lost to time oh nvm then
a chipboard
i remember dabbling in photoshop too for making emiru hats edits, one where she's wearing an hat and it said "i dont fish", plus some other ones i lost to time
>>11553 #
good shit good shit
I found it
It would be cool if neko had banners on top of the page displaying various tokkers and other quirky edits
There was something I was going to do or maybe it was a post I was going to make here but I forgot what it was
think hard anoni
any anoni wanna play chess with me? just a few wee rounds thats all
>>11564 #
alri lemme make an invite
https://play.chess.com/RXopY
>>11566 #
sure hol' on
https://lichess.org/VQADajkh
>edit boni onto their national flag
I reinstalled tinder and within minutes saw a cute enby that looks a lot like Remy.
It's over. I will get zero matches again and want to kms (kiss my self)
>>11574 #
I dont think she is a monkey thats so rude
how would she feel if she saw your message? thats so not nice of you anon, shame
Boni is my favourite Brazilian. 🇧🇷
Viva La Mexico
so glad my tokfu isnt a green alien or sick with silver poisoning anymore
that would suck
DID YOU WANT TO COME BACK FOR LUNCH
haha voice to text anon who are you speaking to
also how is your internet going
IT'S NOT VERY CLEAR
Goodnight all of your players
thread turned schizo
Sorry. I didn't mean to make it seem schizo
chess was fun 8/10
Its a sunday
Banana sunday
its impossible to make friends after a certain age, i give up *throws the towel on the ground*
GN neko
i should watch the one piece live action series
svenska tomte
i have no idea what is this thing truly
gm neko
i slept for 12 hours
i hate heatwaves i hate heatwaves i hate heatwaves
did the anonymous name colour change?
the synced colour as well i think everything has changed a little
Goodmorning nekofellas
>>11613 #
>>11614 #
i'm using Ashita color theme and everything is still the same
goodnight lads
>>11620 #
I dont care for hello kitty but its a part of the whole nekochen package, you just have to
its not nekochen without the neko theme
>>11622 #
i will use the neko theme if nekomin releases a night/dark version of it cuz my eyes are not used to bright colorful themes anymore
>>11624 #
i already go outside everyday walking my dog, theres a nice natural park nearby me it has rivers and hares jumpin around, pretty nice tbh
>>11623 #
time to get used to it, use it as a stepping stone to getting used to the sun's light and then start touching grass on the regular
I doubt emiru cooks food regularly anymore, living that door dash streamer diet life
>>11625 #
she used to do cooking streams with other streamers back then, now its some days(streaming days) sitting on a chair and ordering pizza and burgers sadly
>>11630 #
That looks too dry but simultaneously too watery
it needs more fatty fluids, either more mayonnaise or something else
also that might be the last time bonbi ate a healthy meal
>>11631 #
kek its so funny to laugh at fat people haha those fat people huh? haha they're all so fat and disgusting and i hate them so much why cant i just loose wait
>>11637 #
i am, incredibly slowly, it has ground to a crawl recently, i've lost like, 1kg in the last month, i used to lose like 1kg a week. ahhh.
the problem is its too fucking hot to go for a walk or do anything but sit inside, drink water and die
>>11639 #
What is your diet consisting of usually?
>the problem is its too fucking hot to go for a walk or do anything but sit inside, drink water and die
I dont blame you, in the summer is a fuckin torture to walk outside with the scorching heat and mosquitoes surrounding you etc etc.
The only tip i can give you is to sign up to a gym, usually gym buildings have AC, so you can do cardio excercises there
>>11641 #
that's too many BEANS NIGGA
>>11640 #
In the morning I eat a can of beans, maybe nibble on some pickle slices if I feel like I need some refreshments
For lunch, usually a can of beans, some days I might have overexerted myself in the morning so I eat two cans
For a snack, usually a cucumber or a few slices of pickles, its important to get enough water
For dinner, a can of reheated refried baked beans in tomato sauce and a tin of sardines (I only eat the ones that dont have tails, if their tails are still attached I cant eat them)
For supper, beans on toast
>>11641 #
do you at least add A1 steak sauce or worcerstershire sauce to ur beans
>>11644 #
thats not bad either
>>11640 #
The other anon is pretending to be me.
For breakfast I usually eat 3 weetabix. Then I don't eat till dinner. I'm living with family atm so I'm not counting dinner calories as I usually don't make it myself, but it's not like I'm eating fried food and fatty stuff, it's fairly healthy.
>gym
I've looked at gym memberships, the closest ones are all like £25 a month or more, which is so pricy.
There's a gym on campus thats free for students that I'll check out when I start.
>The other anon is pretending to be me.
>>11645 #
That's actually pretty good, for lunch i would reccommend not to cut it all together but to eat something light, like a turkey/chicken salad(no dressings or sauces, just add olive oil or balsamic vinegar) just to keep your energy up throughout the day
>There's a gym on campus thats free for students that I'll check out when I start.
Go for it homie, running and walking fast is the best way to lose calories, especially paired with your diet the process is gonna get even faster
>>11647 #
>running and walking fast is the best way to lose calories
swimming is, aside from the obvious option of just not eating as much
refer back to the graph I posted like a week ago when we last had this discussion
>>11647 #
I was eating lunch and bigger breakfasts back when I was working my summer job and was still losing wait faster, so it's definitely a lack of cardio atm.
>>11648 #
i do not recall this graph, could you post it again?
>swimming
I'd do this if I knew how.
i keep fucking up the spoiler text
>nobody fell for the bait where i pretended i didnt know how to swim
it's over
>>11652 #
you need to act better when you're pretending to drown underwater, look at the Titanic movie as an example
might get a peloton. i've heard good things about that as a form of exercise from a /fit/ youtuber i watch
>>11657 #
after the initial investment of energy, you are pretty much just putting in bare minimum to maintain your momentum
wheels are too optimized
>want to go to the toilet
>door is closed
>walk by 30 minutes later
>door is still closed
>knock on it
>no response
>slowly begin to open it
>lil bro calls out "wtf im having a shit here"
>close the door and say he should've responded when I knocked
>want to have a shower
>lil bro is in the shower
life is not in my favour today
Russian tokker I like shaved her head
she still looks good
Eu sim, eu não
I drank coffee yesterday, it still tastes foul and I am surprised I was able to chug it and get it over with
>>11668 #
its not for everyone, im happy that you tried it at least before judging it
>>11670 #
have you tried starbucks yet, they have lots of sweet varied drinks
>>11669 #
I have drank it before multiple times, which is why I wasnt surprised when it still tasted like poison
I drank two cups of just milk afterwards to wash out the taste
My beverage habits have not developed since I was 8 years old
>>11669 #
>starbucks
no, but I suspect that it will taste like 80% sugar and 20% coffee
neither are things I am super keen on. Also starbucks is not popular here at all, I think they only exist in the super large cities
I checked their "Store Finder" map on their site, there are 3 Starbucks stores in Stockholm and I couldnt find any store elsewhere
i dirnk coffee every day have done since i was a kid simple as!
>>11671 #
you should try Ginseng tea
>I checked their "Store Finder" map on their site, there are 3 Starbucks stores in Stockholm and I couldnt find any store elsewhere
there's only one starbucks in Milan and it doesn't even look like a normal starbucks, what's the point even
>>11672 #
Aren't coffee and caffeine beverages harmful to children?
see ya, nerds
>>11675 #
valve said CS2 is gonna release this summer, summer is gonna end in two weeks so, HOPING that it releases soonbtw post pics and update us on the perfomance
>>11676 #
I am not playing that game again until the full release
I got an ace round 3 and then we lose 3-12 because I had the worst team i have ever seen in my life. across any 3 members of my team, together none of them reached 100 damage per round average COMBINED
it defaulted me to High settings and that lagged like fuck so I put it all down to the lowest in existence except for model/texture quality and the game looks and runs fine
>>11678 #
its always been good, the reason we played against so many cheaters is because you only have the free version and no "good boy points" associated to your account, it just puts you in the lowest denominator queue. i told you this
>>11677 #
How's the VAC anti-cheat in CS2?
> the reason we played against so many cheaters is because you only have the free version and no "good boy points" associated to your account, it just puts you in the lowest denominator queue. i told you this
true i remember that, but look at this
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/16ern0x/cs2_in_oce_is_amazing_two_of_them_were_cheating/
>>11678 #
I think you should tweet that at the actual anti-cheat developers, not at some strange dude like me on a tiktok idol obsession general
I dont know man
I think I have played against 2 blatant cheaters since I started playing csgo in 2012, a few more in CSS and 1.6 but I played on non-secure servers back then
I wonder if they will port TF2 to source 2 after they're done with CS, i think the cartoony aesthetics would benefit greatly from updated PBR and lighting that Source 2 brings, and of course various optimizations
Only problem is, porting it to a new engine also requires to update all the maps to take advantage of the new tech it uses
imagine if they put dota 2 on source 2, that'd be like, woah, 2 2s.
whatever happened to the artefact card game, last thing i remember is people getting assmad at it being announced years ago
I wonder who the lurking nekos are
today's sturdy report. the thread is still unreadable due to the overwhelming amount of pdfs present
>>11698 #
I am a competitive ladder grinder and right now I dont feel like playing 50 games to get out of "First time CS players who downloaded the beta" pisslow mmr, so its meh
it will be fun when comp actually comes out and becomes grindable tho. headshots feel way more responsive but tickrate also feels pretty shit at times
This is deep bros
Lesson learned, never spend money on some stranger that you don't know
Might sub to a patreon for the first time ever
Its a youtuber I like and you get a shitton of extra videos for just $5
>>11717 #
if you like his content enough then go for it, at least you're not paying for some dumb slut naked pics like a retard
>>11718 #
On the days that he uploads before I go to sleep, I watch his content in bed, its super comfy so subbing (and scraping if I want to do so) would just mean I have sleep content for a long long time
>simping
I would neverand my tokfu doesnt have any sites to simp on anyways
>>11719 #
i sometimes watch videogame analysis video for sleeping, they're hours long so its the perfect content
> and my tokfu doesnt have any sites to simp on anyways
good tokfu anoni, good tokfu and i mean it
>>11719 #
>>11720 #
what youtuber?
what video game analysis do you guys like?
I've listened to PatricianTV's elder scrolls videos so much I can basically quote along.
>>11721 #
i don't really have a fav youtuber to watch for that kind of content, i just type "videogame analysis" and click what interests me the most
[YouTube] ???
i unironically like someordinarygamers and penguinz videos
And then... he did this.... (30 seconds of footage of some obscure shitty mario speedrun glitch only 3 people in history remember) and he set a new world record by 17 microseconds..
>>11724 #(speedrun streamer starts screaming like a dying dog suddenly after finishing the game 2 seconds less)
and then Hefest got this run.En aften ved svanefossen starts playing
Hello you absolute legends
any tobacco smokers in here? i do love fucking UP my lungs with menthol ciggies from time to time
>>11729 #
I dont smoke but I do love watching this guy on youtube
[YouTube] ???
He is so fucking chill, his videos have a great vibe and him talking about the niche hobby of smoking ciggies is really interestingplus the fact that he is so fucking drop dead gorgeous I am just looking into his eyes almost crushing on him
>>11730 #
based i love watching his vids too, gorgeous nigga knows his shit
[YouTube] ???
8 lurking nekos and no one posting toks smh
mein tokter
I love the tokter vs. tokfu distinction
You could really tell for what reason someone was on ttg depending on if they used it or not
>>11735 #
It all comes back to that age old question
w d y p
Many newfags don't understand, they will never know wdyp
>>11736 #
That phrase has been lost to time in modern day ttg
wdyp was said more in a month on .moe than it has been uttered on .help since its inception in january
>>11735 #
i use tokker when referring to other ppl tokfus that aren't my tokfus, its the subtle details like that
>>11740 #
wait tokter? i thought you had a typo at first kek, literally first time i've seen someone using tokter
>>11723 #
I can watch someordinarygamers but that penguinz guy just bothers me somehow but I can't put my words to it
>>11738 #
For me? tokker is a general term for tokkers of which I have no connection to
Tokter are my tokters that I like and post
Tokfu is the one tokker I would waifu
>>11738 #
>tokter
yeah it was me and up to like 5 other people max that occasionally used that phrase
I mainly used it for the tokkers I posted that I viewed in somewhat of a protective older brother light. It felt unclean calling them tokfus
it sounds like the german word tochter (sister) but can also be seen as tok(-ker) + (daugh-)ter
>>11743 #
We already know they are, that one upset guy who keeps posting his Archer screencap that he spent a few minutes in mspaint editing to "own the nekos"
Yet he reposts all the epic OC from here over on the helpdesk
>>11747 #
isnt that "I dont think about you at all" pic from this series? I have no idea I just saw some bloke in a suit in an elevator and thought about this
>>11748 #
that's from the series MadMen
[YouTube] ???
did you know kiko in german means cat? she named her cat "cat"
bravo
>>11753 #
I had the thought once that if i ever got a girl cat, I would name her Catherine and she could be Cat for short
>>11755 #trolled, epic style.
>>11754 #
Wow that's cool, I'm gonna name my dogs after Judo-Claudian roman emperors.
ich liebe kiko
gonna go have a bath. hold down the neko fort from our enemies bros.
I just thought about the fact that "bro" is essentially a gender-neutral pronoun
Example: Abbles told us bro was going to stream.
was there even a lunaboster to begin with
Hi [Anon],
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Enter the following password reset code:
I did not request this, this is fucking sus.
wake up
its da first of da month
argh i need to start reading more fucking books again
when's the last time (You)'ve read a book?
>>11782 #
read and finished a physical book? probably a decade
finished audio books? a year or so
read a book (but not yet finished)? a few days ago
Im reading Frankenstein by Mary Shelley right now
>>11784 #
they dont have the same feel to me
oh yeah everyone press control+shift+r
it was yellow before right?
>>11783 #
>Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
is it entertaining?
I also want to read through all the "classic" books that my high school education didn't cover
>>11789 #
I use dark theme, it's still yellow for me. Yellow like emiruposter's favourite twitch streamer.
IT LOOKS LIKE THIS
I was trying to fill up my chrome tabs with funny searches like "gay porn" but then I realised to screenshot my whole chrome would screenshot my bookmarks bar, which would doxx me.
Is the goal of reading what's supposed to be the "cultural canon" so that you can just larp as somebody cultured and understand and make references to pieces of high culture
Like, outside of the game of status signalling, what else would be the goal of the endeavor
>>11802 #
Hmm true but I mean like the whole canon, not just the bits and pieces you like
There's lotsa boring stuff in there too
>>11804 #
I dunno, like the whole bundle of works that we consider important to the history of the west and western literature
from the classics like the odyssey and illiad to stuff from medieval england to shakespeare etc
>>11801 #
I used to have big yellow fever but nowadays I'm just not that into asian girls. Anyone else had this experience?
i like the bible, its filled with lots of good wisdom and has helped me a lot during my most troubled parts of lifeignore the murderous parts
>>11810 #
I saw somebody "debate" an abortion pro-lifer and the pro-life guy said:
>Abortion is wrong becaue god cherishes every single human life
and the other guy replied
>Didn't God wipe out like, all of humanity except two people and some animals on a boat
I thought about that in my head and I couldn't exactly argue against that one
goodnight nekko
i be hard vibin rn
brush your teeth
ok bye nekos
fortnite is a good game
can a nigga borrow a pencil?
Are you getting your fiber intake?
>>11833 #
prunes have a shit tons of fiber so dats what i eat
>>11835 #
never tried prune juice but the actual fresh fruit is gud
>>11836 #
oh yea plums, my esl ass keeps switching the two
>>11834 #
My parents used to force me to drink prune juice as a kid
now I kinda resent it for no reason
>>11834 #
you mean plums?
I think prunes are by definition the dried version of plums not fresh
kinda like rasins vs grapes
Anoni have you ever tried any fruit smoothies
time to go, good night nekosBANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
#autobahn
Oh shit, tomorrow is 9/11
do you guys think its too late to go to uni as a 23+ yr old guy
Dreamt I was given 15 years in federal for making a tweet saying that I would bomb an oil company. I made this tweet on a 0 follower account and it got 0 impressions but I was hauled straight to jail, no trial or anything
Accurate to real life
gm neko
chiblee is so fucking unfunny it's unreal. tried to watch an NL video that had him in it and turned it off after 15 seconds, he's THAT bad.
🚨🚨🚨 ALERT ALERT ALERT 🚨🚨🚨
NEW MADOKA MAGICA -Walpurgisnacht Rising- TRAILER HIS OUT
I REPEAT, THE NEW TRAILER IS OUT
[YouTube] ???
[YouTube] ???
[YouTube] ???
[YouTube] ???
[YouTube] ???
I bet /a/ fucking exploded when the trailer was released yesterday, holy
The trailer looks so fucking good. Madoka Magica already looked astonishing but another 10 years of technology advancements... man I cant wait
Puella Magi Madoka Magica - Walpurgisnacht: Rising will see a Winter 2024 release.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica - Walpurgisnacht: Rising will see a Winter 2024 release.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica - Walpurgisnacht: Rising will see a Winter 2024 release.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica - Walpurgisnacht: Rising will see a Winter 2024 release.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica - Walpurgisnacht: Rising will see a Winter 2024 release.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica - Walpurgisnacht: Rising will see a Winter 2024 release.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica - Walpurgisnacht: Rising will see a Winter 2024 release.
If it comes out in cinema in my cunt I will be there
My choices on going are yes or..... yes
>>11867 #
this shit was fucking unexpected ong, good news in this garbage ass of a month at least bruv
>>11870 #
I was tricked, fooled even.
I bought creatine today, I am not gonna do the onloading phase because thats basically using 5x the amount for a whole week. The whole tub is 120 days worth so losing 35 of those days in a week would be dumb
>>11871 #
>I was tricked, fooled even.
maybe even a slight trolled and tickled
>I bought creatine today, I am not gonna do the onloading phase because thats basically using 5x the amount for a whole week. The whole tub is 120 days worth so losing 35 of those days in a week would be dumb
How much was the tub? price wise i mean, if it was expensive consuming 35 days of it too soon is not worth it for that factor, they do reccommend the loading phase tho
>>11872 #
28 euro, but our currency is pretty weak right now. almost 12 sek for one euro when it used to be 9.5 - 10 ish
the loading phase is just to fully saturate the muscles with creatine phosphate or what the chemical compound was called, you can saturate them by just doing the normal maintenance rate (5g ish) for 3 weeks
I did it last time I was on creatine but I dont think its necessary imo, have seen lots of people mention that it isnt either so Im gonna try going without this time
I was going to buy a protein pulver the massmonster who worked there recommended but I didnt have a bag big enough to fit it and didnt want to have a plastic bag so I opted to not buy it this time
>>11873 #
>I was going to buy a protein pulver the massmonster who worked there recommended but I didnt have a bag big enough to fit it and didnt want to have a plastic bag so I opted to not buy it this time
You can try portioning the pulver in separate small plastic containers, its an alternative to a humongous bag
>>11875 #
you can try calling up one of your friends or relatives to help you carry it
>>11874 #
There was no chance for me to portion that huge 5kg cylindrical container into smaller containers in that store, nor did I want to have it loose in a plastic bag and hope it didnt explode all over my books and lappy in my bag
>>11874 #
>help you carry it
its not like its a heavy object, it was just an ill fitting object for my small bag so I opted to buy it some other day when I was better able to accomodate it. There was no issue in not buying it today, I just didnt want to go through the hassle of carrying it in my hands like a normal person
>>11875 #
>I just didnt want to go through the hassle of carrying it in my hands like a normal person
that's what i was talming 'bout, but ye buy it another time whenever you're more comfortable, godspeed my nigga
Saturday through Sunday, Monday
Monday through Sunday (Yo)
*sniffs weird compounds*
*cracks open another can
*takes a short dance break
*drinks a can to replenish electrolytes and water after that dancing
I didnt mean to post this one. Gimmick ruined
>>11889 #
what you meant to post, i'll give you a second chance lil bro
>>11891 #
what you doin with mpv
*drinks the tears away
>>11890 #I meant to drag a video into mpv but accidentally dropped it over neko and it finished uploading before I could stop it
where tf is rekiposter this general is dead af without him
>>11895 #
three little chuddies jumping on the bed
[YouTube] ???
boniposter if you like indie games you should try Northern Journey[YouTube] ???
>>11897 #
I usually only (and I mean only) play games where you have a ranked mode but Ill check the trailer out my ragazzi
>>11898 #
italian lingo tip, ragazzi is the plural version of the word "ragazzo", while "ragazza" its in the feminine
>>11900 #
*mezzo
mezzi is plural, thank you for attending the italian lesson for today 🤓
See you in a few hours nonie, it is time for me to go push metallic disks and rods away perpendicular to the earth's gravitational pull
>>11904 #
>makes a tok in a scantily clad outfit
>caption is talking about the pipeline
this universe is fucked, take me back
>>11906 #
SHE'S 15.
it's not egregious if you compare it to patreon/onlyfans cosplayers who dress as lewdly as possible whilst still being able to justify it as cosplay, sure.
Do you know who she's cosplaying? I sure as hell don't.
>>11907 #
i mean there are shorts on
that immediately puts it above any tatsumaki cosplay ever and that one is popular
>>11908 #
i simply think that there are more age appropriate cosplays to be wearing.
she's cosplaying Taiga Asaika, not even her default outfit, not even a common outfit.
Do you think she's seen Toradora? An anime that is basically as old as her?
Or do you think she's cosplaying a bunnysuit version of a niche anime character because it's a bunnysuit, and because that's what some groomer paid her to cosplay?
>>11909 #
Truthfully I think you're reading too much into tiktok which is just a surface level form of entertainment
>>11910 #
if you intentionally ignore the context of the situation, then yeah, im reading too much into tiktok. but this is a case study where there's plenty of documented information of people speaking to kay, lewding kay, paying kay for lewd photosets (that got her banned from patreon).
I think engaging with that sort of content is bad, obviously not as bad as the people trying to groom her, but it's still a form of encouragement, if she see's her engagement increase when wearing a bunnysuit 'cosplay', she's going to do more of it.
>>11911 #
>you intentionally ignore the context of the situation
Basically this, I think it's a virtue to just shut off the part of your brain that tries to analyze things sometimes when it comes to surface-level entertainment
applies to shitty movies, rap music, bad anime, and tiktok
>>11912 #
it took me only like 2 minutes to find people on the latest sturdy thread openly discussing their anticipation for kay, a 15 (15!!!) YEAR OLD GIRL, to open an onlyfans.
the moderator doesn't clear this up, because this is his audience.
this is the sort of people that ask kay to cosplay "characters" that are just excuses to wear as little clothing as possible.
these are the sort of people that request her to make a patreon because they are grooming her because they want her to open an onlyfans as soon as she is legally able to.
>>11913 #
I can agree that this is bad. I just don't think watching a 12s video is an implicit endorsement of any of that or anything else she's done.
what're you listening to anons?
[YouTube] ???
>>11916 #
this sounds familar, was it in a movie or something?
listen to this: [YouTube] ???
>>11918 #
You know, the theme of every vietnam war movie was that the war was horrible and america should never have gotten involved but like
Why is the vietnam era so fucking cool and aesthetic?
Isn't it a bad thing that I think of kino war movies and banger music when I think of the vietnam war if it's supposed to be that horrible?
>>11923 #
Apocalypse now made the 'nam war aesthetic as fuck
[YouTube] ???
what if we chipped in and gave bro the funds for a lobotomy so he can enjoy tiktoks again
Kay toks are not that bad outise of her simps and whole grooming pdfs garbage
i hate pdfs i hate pdfs i hate pdfs
>>11916 #
I've just been listening to Deftones for the last 2 hours more or less
[YouTube] ???
>>11934 #
[YouTube] ???
finally someone that likes deftones in here
>>11935 #
>finally
I have been quoting Deftones' lyrics and posting Bonitoks with Deftones music in them since forever anonie!!
The easiest litmus test for if Kay is posted in good faith is to see what other tokkers that her posters post
>Sushi
>Sushicos
>Nina
>Crimmy
shrug
[YouTube] ???
I keep listening to this.
>>11943 #
spoiler: admin lied
I was the one who posted on sturdy a screencap of those posts, it was my first post on that website in weeks.
Even later in the thread a different anon admitted it was his post, and screenshotted it showing the (You) next to it, that he made it.
>>11944 #
considering schizo has a track record of spamming literal CP in order to try and report it to get the site taken down, this is right up his alley
>>11946 #
...and who says schizo does this? the same admin that falsely claimed I made the post that I didn't make?
Not sure if we can trust him to tell the truth, it is in his best interests for everyone to believe there is one schizo out to get him.
>>11947 #
its pretty obviously bad faith from the start since its entire argument relies on the idea admin is there 24/7 and so if a post survives a few hours its an endorsement as opposed to him not being around or missing it
cant you guys just report the site to the glowies jeez
>>11949 #
funnily enough the mod log actually disproves this, you can see when the shadowbin hits the poster who posted about kay's OF, it wipes out like 10 posts, but when he shadowbins me when I posted about it, it deletes one post, the only post I had made.
41 seconds and 45 seconds are different bans on different users.
>>11951 #
it actually wouldn't change anything.
the site won't be taken down because it's not hosting illegal material, and even if it did go down, they'd just go into discord or whatever. police resources that go towards preventing CSE are focused on the physical aspect of it, very little care is for online grooming unless it goes to IRL.
I forgot to attach my 'fu to my previous post
get out of my walls get out of my walls get out of my walsl get otu fo my la walls get oput fo MY LWALLS YGERTO UT OF MYT WALLS GERT OUT FL MY ALLWS GET OUT OF MY WALLS
I must shower. I will return posthaste
>>11963 #
stinkiest anon on neko confirmed
>>11965 #
and wash behind your ears!has ANYONE ever done this?
I remember the "Im getting my ear pierced" saga and no matter which ear you said you were piercing, I would reply that it was the gay one hahahahaha
Fun times
any psoriasis anons in here
come on, you guys can tell me
>>11971 #
and I'd always reply BOTH.
I was stupid anyway, snakebites are what all the girls are into these days, earrings are 30 years too late to be cool.
*music stops*
A man in the shower told me that I need to stop avatarfagging as much
wait gotta find a good tok for this post
Koi no Yokan's first half (all I've heard so far) is pretty comfy shower music
>>11991 #
you've been listening to deftones while showering with another man.
Thats admirable tbh, a bit jealous
>>11992 #
That song is so hype
It sounds like a banger song to listen to once or twice and then hate every subsequent time you hear it
I saw a light flash outside my house
I think the glowies have arrived.
IT KEEPS FLASHING
ITS LIKE THE KANYE SONG FLASHING LIGHTS (from the hit album The Life Of Pablo)
>>12001 #
WHERE IS THE TOILET CAN YOU PLEASE REMIND ME??
fuck it imma post spotify link
https://open.spotify.com/track/4bLCPfBLKlqiONo6TALTh5?si=BmoaWTsLSES4ZmZgN9DTeA
cant be bothered to open yt rn
If the thread is really really active tomorrow we can larp as having a one week per thread activity
gm neko
>Trying on pants I used to wear at least once a week 1-2 years back
>Feel as if I am going to rip them just putting them on
They used to be baggy and I needed a thick leather belt to hold them up... I think the bulk is working
>>12013 #
gm neko
>>12015 #
I weighed myself post workout yesterday having eaten once and drank a bunch of water and with my normal workout clothes on (t shirt, sweatpants, shoes) I weighed 87kg, I think half of that is in my thighs and ass at this point
Training legs was a MISTAKE.
>>12016 #
how much did you weighed before? was the gain any considerable?
>>12018 #
10kg gain is pretty good ngl, but you got a bit unfortunate with all the weight going to your leggies and butt, gotta train your upper body more
>>12019 #
I think fate wants you to have a juicy ass mate, you cannot escape it, embrace the cake
>>12017 #
Before working out? I think somewhere between 72 kg and 77 kg
At minimum I have gained 10kg, but it could be as much as 15kg
Enough to go from pants having a somewhat baggy fit to feeling like they will explode like the hulks clothing if I flex
>>12017 #
If it continues like this I can cosplay the "I need more boolets" guy
>gotta train your upper body
I train upper body 4 times a week and legs like 4 times a MONTH 😭😭 I skip leg days and it isnt slowing down, they are growing through sheer spite
My lats, shoulders and triceps are bretty big now though 😎
Need to find me a gf who will squeeze my buttcheeks as we hug
Hot chip anddie
*coughs*
get well
thanks
come here often?
yea, you?
yea...
had anything for lunch yet
just finished my dinner, some pasta with meat (idk i don't cook)
sounds good, i had a flat bread sandwich with ham, lettuge, sauce and other vegs in it, can't be arsed to cook today tbh
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING NEKO
HOW ARE WE DOING BROS?
LET'S RAISE THE ROOF, GET THE ENERGY GOING.
My 'fu is out enjoying the noon sunlight
I wish I had that one instagram scraper that adds the date to every download, that seems so fucking cash
i will read a bunch today
#8ball (It can't be helped)
>>12049 #
when do your uni "find friends and meet other master students" functions start? gotta get a good friend group surely
>>12052 #
ah I think I mixed you up with the other uni guy but I think I know though
do you guys even read books for your classes? isnt it all pajeet youtube tutorial shit
>>12050 #
I'm probably not who you have in mind but my university is very antisocial and everyone just goes home after classes and it's very sad
I did make one friend in a class though and he seems cool
>>12050 #
I feel like i'm more suited to book learning,
it takes extra mental overhead to like, activate my pajeet-english-recognition-circuits in my brain that could be devoted to the material at hand
>>12055 #
for me? w2school tutorials until I got well enough to cooode on my own and then started doing dumb projects until I didnt know how to do something and then looking at stackoverflow for 3 hours until I found a solution that worked
>>12058 #
no cap bro, even in classes, when the professor mentions a thing I don't fully understand
I just ask GPT for supplemental info and I feel like I'm absorbing far more
>>12059 #
I can imagine, last time I heard of you you had fallen completely in love with gpt
I tried to use chatgpt a week ago for my classes, asked it to summarize a law proposition and it cut out ALL of the actually interesting and necessary information and kept all of the mindless filler text
Had to remove the entire thing and read it on my own
>>12060 #
You know, I've noticed that it implicitly tailors its answers to a general midwit audience by default and you have to ask it to NOT do that
Recently I started asking it to larp as a writer who I like and answer everything as him and the responses were way smarter
>>12061 #
I like the concept being prompt"hacking" and the entire career path that might appear as a result of this area of knowledge but as "AI" stands now, I find it too boring for me to even care about utilizing
It did help me make my python tok downloader tho, make that a little more convenient QoL-wise than my batch script
I asked it to tell me a joke in my native tongue, and then translate the joke into english in such a way that the joke still makes sense (hard task to do)
I posted it here when I did it but the joke was
>Why did the paper go to the doctor? Because it did not feel well
ChatGPT will not take over the world any time soon
>>12062 #
>I find it too boring
>ChatGPT will not take over the world any time soon
I agree with both of these. I think it definitely got hyped to the moon and back as far as all the potential uses go BUT if you just take it for what it is, it's a really useful tool.
I just treat it as like a really personalized wikipedia lookup or google search and it's just excellent at that. If you treat it as a supplement to human judgement then it's great at what it does.
If you treat it as a substitute for human judgement then it sucks dick.
>>12054 #
yea im not in uni still, lately i've been thinking a lot of getting into it before its too late
>>12063 #
Do you still experience that its nerfed from what its former capabilities were or have they updated it to keep it up to speed again? Whats GPT4 like nowadays
>>12066 #
rn I don't notice any significant decline from months ago but maybe I'm just using it for mundane enough things where it wouldn't matter
one major change is, I think they took out the rate limits for gpt4 or significantly raised it cuz I don't see any more notices about rate limits on the webapp anymore
>>12068 #As of right now im learning web dev stuff(javascript now) using pirated udemy courses but i wanna take it further with an actual uni degree that matters something irl
>>12069 #
Do you think you would be interested in a lot more theory about computers and programming?
If you go for computer science at least, a lot of time gets spent on that more than actually teaching you how to cooode
>>12070 #
I just want to make front-end stuff, i dabbled a bit on computer science months ago with the free Harvard CS2023 course, but its been so long i only have a shallow memory of it, like where are bits of data stored in memory, binary, algorithms etc etc
>>12073 #
Hm, If you actually like making things and learning things on your own time and you do that
you'll probably end up ahead of most other people who just do the bare minimum to graduate and get hired
>>12074 #
thnks anoni, last time i really enjoyed making a calculator in python that let the user choose which arithmetic operations they wanted to use and displayed an error message + a "choose another option" message using a try-except code block, really fun shit to see it working out, coding stuff up is like a puzzle sometimes
>>12075 #
that's cool, i'm glad youre deriving enjoyment out of making these things that's probably a good sign
>>12080 #
oh yea lol, what are you planning to do after getting the degree? back-end, data science etc etc?
waiiit the other emojis got cut off ☝️🤓
Become an ecological terrorist
Bomb your local gas station to conserve the wilderness
>>12084 #
OK the other day I saw a tok that talked about how blackcurrants are banned in America even though they're really popular in europe
because blackcurrant plants or trees can breed a certain fungus that could wipe out all the pine trees in America
And I was just thinking like holy shit, all you need to create an ecological disaster is a fucking fungus?
Why haven't like, al qaeda or ISIS thought about this shit?
>>12085 #
Blackcurrants are so tasty
Apparently its unbanned on a federal level but some states continued their own bans on the bush after the fact
>>12087 #
The russian grocery stores near me sell blackcurrant jam and it's so tasty yeah.
Ask 90% of Americans what a blackcurrant is though and they would not know.
Buying a blackcurrant jam pie to own the pine fans
>>12088 #
Ask 90% of americans where their capital is on the map and they would probably not know either, judging from videos I have seen
>>12090 #
[YouTube] ???
a classic one
>>12091 #
Oh, is this a parody
I swear all of these types of videos are just edited to select the dumbest answers possible
I don't think people are THAT dumb
>What is the next country we should invade?
>"Im thinking uh... Italy"
uh oh italiano
>>12091 #
>We'll make a big glass crater out of the middle east for all I care
when he said this, I felt that
I was thinking about all the gulf states in the middle east right.
So
1. They worship a warlike religion
2. They were poor for most of history and then just randomly got rich
3. They keep literal slaves in those countries
4. Their wealth comes from a substance that is literally destroying the planet
It sounds a lot like something Lovecraft would come up with.
The ending is an ancient deity emerges from the oil fields and completely obliterates dubai as punishment for their sins
Living in The Land of the Sveas will turn any sane man xenophobic
>>12106 #
He moved there with Marzia a year or two back. Why? I dont know, maybe he is a weeb or just wanted out from the suburbs of Gothenburg
>>12107 #
but I thought sweden was supposed to be a nice place to live...
also, having to navigate ALL of life with a language barrier in a foreign country sounds miserable to me
>>12108 #
It's probably still better than most places but it's lost its charm noticeably in the last decade or two
>>12108 #
He makes like 2.5 million usd a month, or perhaps that was his monthly earnings at his top, I dont know
Either way, with the amount of mulah he has, I doubt he will run into issues in his life ever.
Meanwhile, we are still stuck on this frozen peninsula filled with people who should not be anywhere near snow
>>12109 #
>He makes like 2.5 million usd a month
That is true. I guess the ultra-elite of this world just live in gated properties and never have to deal with outsiders ever unless they choose to.
At that point where you live is little more than a change in the local laws and scenery.
>>12110 #
Change in population as well, the implicit way of living of the japanese will never cause someone like Felix harm, whilst walking downtown in his hometown, not taking into account his fame, is a risk
Though I cannot say its as bad as the media or I make it out to be, but its not great
>>12111 #
No, I feel that 100% and it's basically happening everywhere
Are there not nice parts of the country(Sweden) though that don't have that problem
>>12112 #
Probably some part up in the frozen sparsely populated north that sees sub-zero degree temperatures for 9 months of the year
or out in the countryside away from cities, maybe in places like Dalarna as opposed to major_Metropolitan_Area #5
>>12114 #
>>12115 #
It's nice when you arent living there but unless you are the type to be happy with just your wife and your tv, you will slowly go mad living in the wilderness with nothing around
I think I could survive a life like that. Just me, my wife, my dogs and my farm
Need an ancient demonic entity to wipe out Malmö, perhaps even all of the south while they're at it
And the east (leave the islands)
Wipe out Stockholm, they were never gonna make it anyways
Take Denmark out back
Send some love to Poland while you are across country lines
I think that covers it. Actually, just divebomb everything around the Suez Canal and then America while you are at it
>>12116 #
>I think I could survive a life like that. Just me, my wife, my dogs and my farm
same, and if i ever need anything else i'd just jump on my BMW and go to the nearest town to shop for groceries or whatever, best life
>>12118 #
BMWs are so fucking comfy to drive, its insane. The cars are like literal butter on the road and every inch of my body screams for me to press the accelerator down a bit further just to feel something
Love their cars
I'm slightly surprised when I hear people (both online and in my daily life) say that they dont have drivers licenses
I understand the idea about not needing it, either because they live in a big city and have never had the need to get one, but as someone that didn't really care due to never leaving my house but still ended up getting it, I view it as the next step in freedom that walking is to crawling
You really unlock a new ability in your life, you can do whatever the fuck you want if you just get in a car and drive somewhere
Plus, always good to know how to if you are ever in a situation where you are the only ablebodied person and theres a car that needs to be driven. I have driven so much since I got my license (despite not needing to go anywhere) that I, just recently, noticed that putting my seatbelt on from the right (i.e. the passenger side) feels strange and I have to sit on the left whenever I get in a car or on a bus
let's try this again
[YouTube] ???
I find it so fucking hilarious that a NYT reporter broke bing chat and got it to say unhinged shit and now openai is getting grilled for that by the Senate
>>12128 #
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/16/technology/bing-chatbot-microsoft-chatgpt.html here u go
90 more posts if we want to claim the weekly thread prize
reki uploaded this picture of kiko and all I could think was
>No Bitches?
like, the old meme from the megaman movies
uhm... 🤓☝, if it was said in german ich would be Ich liebe (Dich) but since dich is the 2nd person pronoun of referring to someone directly, I would make the educated guess and say that it would in fact be (Du) ☝🤓
>>12139 #
>I love dick
lmao, german is so fricking gay
also, for me? that character cosplay ALWAYS makes me think of femanon, femanon literally never posts, yet she mentally owns Yoru fr fr.
>>12141 #
tbh, ein donten haven a femanon token saven
https://www.tiktok.com/@tbhsunny
>Jinx is owned by...
Abbles, we know.
(he cosplayed jinx once but showed tummy)
fuck i didnt mean to post this one, another mpv mishap
This is the best Jinx cosplay I have seen, nothing else holds a candle to Maya
I admit, I am biased to Remy's jinx toks because it accompanied a big physical change and him losing a lot of wait and being comfortable showing off his tummy.
She also has the best Kai'sa I have seen but it is conveniently the only Kai'sa I've seen
I had a 3 hour nap between 6pm and 9pm and now I don't feel tired for bed, why did I do this?
Boni owns Megumin
and Finn
I am NOT biased, these are objective opinions
nana owns neko fr fr
she WOULD own Tess if she cosplayed Tess like this, but her Ellie is pretty all right
That one girl who ended up doing porn owns Ellie ngl
She demolishes ALL other competition in her Max cosplay (handpainted shirt, look at that cute little deer)
I dont know who this character is but #slay
wake up anon, it's november 2018 and /bbg/ #92 just dropped!
time to spend all day browsing da wsg for bonbis
Chip holds the claim for the best Alice in Wonderland
>>12158 #
the simplest answer is there are very few bonbibros left, years and years of lies and watching bonbi ALWAYS make the worst choice possible in her life has left most of us depressed towards her
Boni owns this one too btw
Best Azusa too
>>12162 #
and emiru.... ????
i feel like bonbi probably feels a little abandoned, it's sad, she had 1 friend, 'miru, and 'miru left to go be a popular streamer.
Best Ganyu
Best Kotoko
I realize now that she is just best at (ALMOST) everything
Now imagine if I was biased and not rating her cosplays objectively
Her Uraraka is peak though
Best Hachikuji
I was considering who was the best Kakegurui but I think the answer is Emiru for that one unironically
new question, what is your tokfu's WORST cosplay?
Best Nico (confirmed in the 2023 winter tokkies)
confession: I was the inventor of the tokkies
>>12178 #
Is something really a confession when everyone already knows?
I 'member the poll mishaps that caused the tokkies to DIE
Mars has the best whatever this Persona5 character is
confession: I laugh my ass off at this video once a week.
confession: I really tried to like x-files but it feels dated and unoriginal these days because we've had 30 years of sci-fi built off it's back. im sure at the time it was groundbreaking.
>>12180 #
nobody knew it was me.. i was a VERY stealthy poster.
Anyone remember the TTG ttg (TTG Tabletop game)?
Why didBingoever stop doing that, did he get too busy having sex and making money? Tsk tsk.
>>12184 #
I dont remember the ttg tabletop game but i remember there was a vampire masquerade tabletop anon
That WAS YOU????? Oh man why did you never host the tokkies???? you had an image and everything!! I had no idea that was you all along man wow that really surprises me
>>12189 #
Not that image!! >:( Now I am realllly angry
Rolling for engagement #d20 (15)
>>12185 #
He was making ttg playing cards with tokkers on them, think he was giving them unique abilities and stats as well as if it was a
actually not a ttg ttg, it was a ttg tcg, trading card game
You FUCKING WHORE, you cheated didnt you? You went and got McDonalds WITHOUT ME after your shift huh? You think you can just do that without me? We are THROUGH
I am so fucking done with you
Best Kyoko btw
WINTER 2024 RELEASE BABYYYYYY
>>12185 #
>i remember there was a vampire masquerade tabletop anon
that was me :)
I miss that game, all I did was listen to rock music with female lead singers and decide "yep, this is gonna be the session"
my prep was just listen to The Pretty Reckless, it do be like that
Best Kaede (and best Jojo cosplays as well)
Best Tokyomewmew (at this point I am just posting toks, who the spruce knows what a tokyo mew mew is)
Ok this one is undisputable
Best Vanilla, this wins
Okay this one is undisputable
Anyone wanna make the next thread in 13 posts?
pls make it reki thread
thank you
The scene girl aesthetic needs to COME BACK NOW
I miss Boxxy so fudging much
I found another tok of her drinking Monster, its a good tok
*bosts sushi*
The audio in this tok always throws me off after having heard the "normal" tok audio so many times
I never see it coming
Take a look at my tokfu
She's the only one I've got (la da da da)
COME TO BRAZIL
i found the rare abbles i thought i'd lost!
Ok someone BAKE before I go CRAZY
I will make the new thread.
>This live panel has ended
I wonder what congress came to as a conclusion
AND THE RAIN WILL KILL US ALL
THROW YOURSELF AGAINT THE WALL
41% tok per post ratio
ttg has never seen such good numbers
it says 404 not found when i go to make a new thread :/
/ttg/ #7 - 𝓣𝓸𝔁𝓲𝓬 𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷
Tiktok Zoom Central
Rules:
1. No lewding minors
2. No personal contact with any tokkers
3. No doxx
4. No discord usage
5. No skipping meds
Last thread: https://nekochen.net/tt/10221
>try to use website to download insta story
>Service is bussy
🥰
i think nekomin disabled people making new threads to stop spambots :/
neko is forever cursed to have 6 generals, the number of the beast...
Hot take: Inever liked Dei. She is incredibly boring, only slightly above mid and does not make interesting toks nor dance particularly well.Plus, she is russian
>does not make interesting toks
*posts the tokkie 2021 winner*
>>12242 #
Gonna be real, this tok is ass
All of the love for this tok is completely astroturfed and forced and that's coming from an ex-kotoposter
To be fair, is any tokker NOT forced? Does ANY tokker have an organic following?
Yes. Yes there is one, see the following tokker
made the new thread
https://nekochen.net/tt/12246
*drives to the new thread*
