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Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7212255097202625838 If anybody actually gets it right I will be pleasantly surprised #SeeHerGreatness #fyp #fypage #foryoupage #fypใ‚ท #fypใ‚ทใ‚šviral #fypdong #fypdongggggggg #fypp #fypgakni #fyp.mp4๔€„ฉ๔€‚บ๔€‰ฃ
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Rules:
1. No lewding minors
2. No personal contact with any tokkers
3. No doxx
4. No discord usage
5. No skipping meds

Last thread: https://nekochen.net/tt/34515
THREAD locked BY 'mod'
Anonymous
I dont listen to music like that
Anonymous
Suddenly reminded of like a year ago when I had a song stuck in my head, but only like 2 seconds of it, and I kept asking /ttg/ if they could tell me what song goes like "dun dun dun". Spoiler: They could not help me but I later figured it out.
Anonymous
shouldve just recorded a vocaroo or pressed the mic button
Anonymous
>>37022 โžก #
This is horrifying. Why would she try to sound annoying especially if she wants to be casted as anyone?
Anonymous
left mogs
Anonymous
>>37044 #
i was in the bath, bathing, something y'all stinky nekos never do!!!
left looks great, she's really improved at cosplaying over the years, shame about the whole bf situation
Anonymous
joined a discord server and saw a guy that i duo stacked with on valorant like 10 times a year ago in there. makes ya think
Anonymous
That's what you get for installing discord. I am installing discord right now on xubuntu that I've installed like 20 minutes ago
>>37050 #
Anonymous
>>37049 #
Discord!
I'm howling at the moon
and sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord!
Whatever did we do
to make you take our world away?
Discord!
Are we your prey alone?
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord!
We won't take it anymore
so take your tyranny away!
>>37051 #
Anonymous
>>37052 #
(\ I'm sorry neko, I watched like one episode of mlp and I dunno what people see in it.
Anonymous
It's okay, I've only seen one season, and that was 10 years ago. I'm just pretending to be a brony because the mlp songs are so catchy and wholesome.

Discord (the application) ain't so bad, it's what the bad actors do on it that's a problem, it's just a way to talk to your friends :D
>>37055 #
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>>37054 #
Yea, some of the songs are really nice, though you wouldn't catch me saying that in public.
I was just kidding about Discord, but I use it pretty much only to keep up with my close online friends so there's that. For that purpose it's pretty decent, barring that the app is sometimes a trashfire.
Anonymous
I use discord to send myself images or links from phone to pc and to talk to 2 people, both of which I rarely talk to
I dont have any bonis.png that represent the nerve deep fatigue that I am currently feeling
Anonymous
blud think she sadie adler fr
Anonymous
i been replaying red dead redemtpion 2
Anonymous
>try to discuss valorant online
>it's just dudes hardstuck ascendant talking about agent "viability" and what's picked in pros
do any of you actually play the fucking game
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>>37062 #
>do any of you actually play the fucking game
No, why do you ask?
Anonymous
>>37064 #
ryo is under 18, ban this guy as fast as possible
actually she might be 18 now
Anonymous
>>37064 #
giant ones at that
crazy how all of the tokkers of old are adults with milkers now
Anonymous
>>37066 #
b-b-b-based I support the germ in her crusade against pedobaiters and pdeochan affiliated tokers
we need a catty tokker who stands up for what is supposed to be right
Anonymous
abort abort germ is 17 turns 18 in 4 months
Anonymous
GERM GARRISON WE ARE IN FULL RETREAT, THE RYNKERBELLE REGIMENTS HAVE WON THIS BATTLE
Anonymous
no we still stand by germ side for all germkind, we just have to leave out a few things
Anonymous
tenshi has a subathon right now, shes gonna be screaming a whole ....12(!) hours straight wowza thats so crazy
>>37075 #
Anonymous
(she isnt gonna be actively streaming for those 12 hours, its gonna be another 6 hour day and then she is gonna have the stream on in the background like every other "subathon" streamer who completely misses the point)
Anonymous
>>37072 #
I already posted about Tenshi's subathon yesterday, you're late little buddy.
>>37074 #
pr_etz_el is such a white knight, i hope snowyfoxtv added him back for defending the maidens online
>>37076 #
Anonymous
>>37076 #
SnowyFoxTV sounds kinda cute
Anonymous
why is tenshi always playing with dudes...................................................
>>37079 #
yeah and she lost deadass
Anonymous
she was playing with 4 other women last time we watched her
>>37078 #
Anonymous
its a new year new me im not going to be a misogynist I have already stated Im going to be a dark knight protecting all women
Anonymous
You mean a white knight? A dark knight would be the opposite.
Anonymous
ugh its so cringe how this jett is half negging tenshi to rizz her up, it's so obvious, she wont fall for it, she prefers actually nice guys like me.
Anonymous
>With a โ€œdarkโ€ knight, there is also something mysterious, unknown, unexpected. He also may cross moral boundaries to achieve good. You may not be talking about Batman, but he is a good example. By contrast, a โ€œwhiteโ€ knight is openly and obviously heroic. He looks like a hero and behaves like one too.
Yeah, I'm a bit sick and twisted and Im not afraid to do bad things in order to protect women ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
Anonymous
every time i watch tenshi she loses
Anonymous
>she's only asc 2
lmaoooshe's so bad i could out rank her fr fr
Anonymous
do it then
Anonymous
>she bottom fragged again
it's over for tenshi
Anonymous
only need 80k tenshi cash to be moots with her on tiktok
Anonymous
im going for the 25+ subs to get added to her friends list forever, just like this guy she's currently duo'd with
>>37090 #
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>>37089 #
go for 10000 bits instead, its the most economically efficient option
Anonymous
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>tenshi only has a positive winrate when q'd with others
it's so over...
Anonymous
thats grim
Anonymous
>teammate grabs the spike
>goes to open the door that is already closed
>sits around to close the door that he opened
>died and drops the spike in the corner by the door
is this silver or immortal? 95% fail!
Anonymous
check this duo jett's tracker, what are the odds that its a smurf boosting her? #d100 (93)
>>37095 #
Anonymous
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>>37094 #
he legit gets carried in every other stack he plays with, if anything his friends boosted him to immo. he's got a negative winrate solo q
>>37096 #
this is a list of the teammates he's played with most and how HE performs in those games
with tenshi he averages 0.9 K/D as an instalock jett, with a 41% winratio. Even when he wins the most, like with whoever the fuck satru gojo is, he averages 4.7th best player, which is low for the instalock jett
>>37096 #
Anonymous
>>37095 #
u mean she or do you mean the jett? I have no idea what his other accounts are named so i cant see him in that list
>>37095 #
Anonymous
>as an instalock jett
hes been playing killjoy and shit for like 80% of the games ive seen so far
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>>37097 #
he's mostly a jett player, it's a good thing he doesn't play killjoy more.. look at that winrate bro i wanna cry
Anonymous
>mostly a jett player
I would call him a jett main but not mostly a jett player given that less than half his games is on that character
Anonymous
>jett wants them to 4 man fake and waste killjoy ult on a fake
he is actually a retard
Anonymous
why is the jett guy so angry hes literally deepthroating the mic
>>37102 #
Anonymous
>>37101 #
he's got an egirl in the game and he's been throwing every game with her, he needs to top frag or he wont get tenshi toe pics
Anonymous
naurrrr even tenshi is saying she has to babysit a fully grown man ๐Ÿ’€
Anonymous
tenshi told him she was going to flash, he ego peeks and gets tapped by enemy jett (jett diff mayhaps)
Anonymous
LMAO HE'S SO BAD (he is literally me)
Anonymous
i hate to say it but the french guy is carrying this game with his comms
Anonymous
the jett has offiically gone fully monkey mode, he's court jester maxxing
>starts bragging about some 100 bucks tournament he's gonna play in later today
he literally is losing against ascendants...
Anonymous
yeah hes one of those good french that speak english
1 in 1000050 french people are like that
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Anonymous
>>37108 #
Why exactly 1 million 50?
Anonymous
thats just the stats
Anonymous
>killjoy has a better k/d than him
>he starts accusing him of wallhacking
he is so salty
Anonymous
i like how this jett player is still super passive aggressive in chat despite them winning the rounds without him seeing an enemy
>>37114 #
Anonymous
>>37113 #
yeah, he's angry that he's not hard carrying the game.
>"you guys are welcome for the carry"
lmao it was literally all killjoy
Anonymous
>cant wait 5 minutes
>have to go now now now
reminds me of a certain neko who couldnt wait 3 minutes for a tok to be located and reรซncoded
>>37116 #
Anonymous
>>37115 #
our personalities are very different though, he gets angry at team, me? im the calmest most nicest neko
>>37117 #
Anonymous
>>37116 #
is this true? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
also it wasnt the jett guy it was some girl on tenshis fl who she wanted to play with but she said "i gotta smoke can u wait 5 min?"
Anonymous
nekofus xd
Anonymous
is that true? #8ball (Yes)
Anonymous
>this is the first polite jett main I've met and they're a child
jettmain from last game bros? it's so over for us
Anonymous
the new boni is arguably one of the top 5 of all time
Anonymous
it was all right but I know you only like it cus the audio
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Anonymous
>>37122 #
COULD NEVER TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED THE DAY I TURNED SEVENTEEEEEN
THE RISE OF A KING AND THE FALL OF A QUEEEN
Anonymous
if you want to get a lethal dose of "these dues are so unfunny" then you should watch fortnite streamers
holy shit the stuff they say is deadly
"ive been drinking orange juice a lot lately, is that bad chat?"
"yeah orange juice is just like oranges bussin in your mouth lol"
Anonymous
tenshi is flaming that one kid jett player now
Anonymous
her mental is pretty good ngl, or maybe jett players are all just angry and yapping
Anonymous
>im not arguing with a 2 year old
there's a literal toddler in immortal rank? its so over for me
Anonymous
there was a funny chat message ealier
>"im 4'10 is it over for me?"
>Reply: "I imagine most things are over you at that height"
Anonymous
whered you get that impression from
Anonymous
>bet all my tenshi tokens on her losing
>she pulled out a number 1 victory royale
Anonymous
anyway, im gonna go force myself to library and go study/work on my assignment. gl for the rest of your day nekos
Anonymous
also neko movie later at the normal time aka syncwatch from now
Anonymous
Nekochen poo
Anonymous
it looks like a plastic knife with how much light it reflects
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Anonymous
>>37139 #
I've never seen a plastic knife that reflected light that well, but I don't doubt there might be some that can look like that.
Anonymous
what makes me more certain that its plastic is how defined it reflects stuff, my experience with metal knives is that they kind of reflect in an unclear muddy picture if you understand what I mean
that one looks almost like its a shiny mirror which ive seen plastic knives be
also i dont think she would put a real kitchen knife in her mouth when its moving around at that speed
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Anonymous
>>37141 #
>i dont think she would put a real kitchen knife in her mouth when its moving around at that speed
I think you have no faith in latam magic
Most of the metal knives I've seen do reflect in the unclear muddy way yea, but this looks kind of like a... I dunno, small machete kind of knife?
Anonymous
Basically what I'm saying is I've seen those kind of knives, very old ones but still, they were kind of popular in Poland maybe 10-20 years ago.
Anonymous
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and the funkyknife doesnt seem to have an egg to it or whatever its called in english
the point where the knife goes from vertical to a like 25* angle towards the sharp bit, it doesnt look that real
but who knows maybe funky is latamcrazy
Anonymous
Well, if it's a prop it's a very convincing one that's for sure.
>>37150 #
Anonymous
I think seeing a utility knife would scare me more than seeing someone holding a kitchen knife
It just feels much more sinister, like it was premeditated unlike the kitchen knife that was just a spur of the moment grab the closest knife kind of thing
Anonymous
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>>37147 #
This frame does give more credibility to the real-knife theory, I dont think a plastic knife would have such a defined point to it where only the outmost edge bit of it would reflect light
>>37151 #
Anonymous
>>37148 #
Well this one is certainly not a prop, but I doubt she would cut herself with it unless she got very unlucky.
>>37150 #
Now I'll have to go frame by frame... You made me do it...
>>37152 #
Anonymous
idk if youve used utility knives a lot but when I worked warehouse packing heavy tools and shit we used utility knives basically every 3 minutes and those fuckers are sharp as hell. Sure, they dull out and you have to constantly break off the outermost bit to get a new blade on it but they can cause a lot of damage
but yeah in the 2nd one, if its dull then as long as she doesnt pull down as shes pressing it against her skin nothing will happen
>>37156 #
Anonymous
>>37155 #
Well sure, they're sharp enough to cut paper or boxes but a good kitchen knife can do a lot more damage lets be honest. I've handled both those and a real sharp fillet knives and those are real fing dangerous, like never would want to put my fingers in it's way dangerous.
Anonymous
Yeah a kitchen knife can do a lot more damage, thats for sure, but what I'm worried more about is in the imaginary scenario where you come home to your wife / you argue with your wife and she pulls out either a kitchen knife or a utility knife
A kitchen knife gives more of a "just got incredibly mad and did a spontaenous decision to pull a knife - maybe can be calmed down and talked out of it" as opposed to the utility knife which gives me the impression of "she planned this, found the utility knife and then had it on her person for a moment such as this"
I wouldnt want to be around someone who was so adamant on pulling a knife that they had already thought out how to do it as opposed to someone who just did it in the heat of the moment
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Anonymous
>>37157 #
Lets be real, my wife pulls out a knife on me (hypothetically), one of us is not coming out if it unbruised. I am a very calm person but you better not fucking come at me with a weapon.
Anonymous
A decent comparison would be someone who pulls a knife on you out on the town
Someone just opening a switchblade that they look like they have on them at all the time is scary but not as scary as someone who pulls a kitchen knife or cleaver given that those are not usually just carried around on a person. Them breaking the norm makes it look more premeditated and as if they intend to do something with it as opposed to just taking the opportunity
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Anonymous
>>37159 #
Don't worry, I get both of your comparisons, it's just your thinking about those situations seem to be... Kind of unrealistic I guess, in both situations you should else defend yourself to the best of your ability or zoot out of there, running being the best option against an armed opponent.
>>37162 #
Anonymous
Why do LATAMMERS use real blades?
>>37163 #
Anonymous
>>37160 #
Yes of course, Im not saying that one situation is "heh thats cool im chilling like a villain", Im just stating what seems scarier comparatively and with that I say that a utility knife seems more sinister
>>37163 #
Anonymous
>>37161 #
I mean... Props cost muns, real blades are on hand and don't cost anything unless you literally have no knives in your house.
>>37162 #
Sure, it does seem like it's scarier to be against one than the other. I've tried to condition myself to treat them pretty much equally though, since it would be harmful to my well being if I tried to be a brave dumbass in any situation like that.
Anonymous
yeah obviously im not going to try to jiu jitsu CQB an angry woman with a knife just because she isnt holding a utility knife, both situations warrant gtfo, only difference is that a kitchen knife seems like you have an >0% chance of talking them down, however small it may be, whilst a knife you couldn't source in just a few seconds seems to have an exactly 0% chance since they mustve been secretly boiling over in anger or w/e even when they were outwardly calm
Anonymous
>>37138 #
i dont want to wade into this debate about knifes being fake but i do want to say this tok is good, except for the bit where it censors the word gypsy.
Anonymous
>>37166 #
rare leaked simpsons episode
Anonymous
>>37168 #
Well, what happened after the yeah? Don't keep us in suspense sus haha
>>37170 #
Anonymous
>>37169 #
no response yet. i NEED to know about the new MMORPG game!!!
>>37172 #
Anonymous
tenshi is doing viewers games, i could join the custom and troll xD
Anonymous
>>37170 #
Sad times... Can't even get a scam link if you ask for it...
Anonymous
>>37168 #
a rando messaged me today on twitch for the first time ever
is something going on?
Anonymous
yeah, bots named name_name are messaging people, happened on both of my twitch accounts and to another dude I asked
they dont respond to actual messages and just write automated messages whenever they get a message back
Anonymous
Hey, I've got one too, somebody loves me at last.
Anonymous
as a pre-nekochen movie night warmup i will be streaming valorant for the next 2 hours :D
>>37177 #
Anonymous
>>37176 #
But the movie night is in an hour...
Anonymous
okay cancel that stream
Anonymous
sorry guys i know a lot of youw ere looking forwartd to the valorant stream :/
>>37180 #
Anonymous
>>37179 #
Way to dash my expectations just like that ;_;
Anonymous
personally i blame my forgetful ass for forget when the movie night starts :/
Anonymous
i had an idea to record dragula's camera and then just overlay it over my own gameplay, would likely get me more views as people like cute guys
>>37183 #
Anonymous
>>37182 #
>would likely get me more views as people like cute guys
Well then you should set up your own camera neko :)
>>37184 #
Anonymous
>>37183 #
awww im blushing now :3
Anonymous
nvm my team is trash we dont win these
Anonymous
nekochen?
Anonymous
home of the nekos.
Anonymous
at least it was until i fucked everything up
Anonymous
thank god for the neko above me, his posts are the biggest driving motivator for me to complete NNNY
>>37192 #
Anonymous
>>37193 #
glad you're such a fan of kay (softysaeren)
Anonymous
anyone remember kay canthinky? wow that was an underrated tokker for sure
Anonymous
neko movie starts like 20 min late gotta fix something
Anonymous
movie starts in 10 minutes from now syncwatch
Anonymous
>>37199 #
it happened in the secret episode they premiered on frenchrotations twitch stream that one time
Anonymous
movies but in JAPAN
Anonymous
>>37202 #
This is one of the very few phrases in Japanese that I have memorized. I didn't even watch the anime.
Anonymous
I know Imoto means little sister and Kawaii means cute so I know which anime hes talking about but just knowing those two words, it looks like a porno title
>>37206 #
Anonymous
>>37205 #
IIRC it translates to something like my sister cannot be this cute or something
Anonymous
my little sister can't be this cute (spoiler: the little sister wins)
Anonymous
>>37209 #
Those 800 candles are a must.
Anonymous
I will never look at candles the same way again. Truly powerful.
Anonymous
One of the most awe inducing movies to have ever been made. I am speechless.
Anonymous
Yep. I watched it, definitely.
Anonymous
>>37215 #
>im immortal btw
I watched an immortal Jett main literally break down and start crying, coping and seething on stream earlier today, because a based killjoy player had a better k/d than him.
I'm starting to think immortal players aren't so good and maybe us plat 1 chads will inherit all the egirls.
>>37217 #
Anonymous
>>37217 #
I was actually trying to frame my post as the other neko that is plat 1, I'm still of course plat 2, on my way to plat 3!!!!
>>37220 #
Anonymous
>>37154 #
anon it's a utility knife they are literally razor sharp when new
Anonymous
>>37218 #
too many apostrophes for that
Anonymous
thanks a lot 8ball....
>>37222 #
i haven't played val in like 3 months i prolly suck dick rn
>>37226 #
Anonymous
>>37225 #
You're still likely better than Tenshi... or, as another neko called her earlier "Tenshit"
Anonymous
maybe its time the nekos start up a fortnite no-build squad
>>37228 #
Anonymous
>>37227 #
I'll be the dedicated "HE'S CRACKED HE'S CRACKED" shouter
Anonymous
HAHAHAH THAT CYPHER
Anonymous
oh wait she is a tiktoker i didnt realize
>>37231 #
Anonymous
that raze is literally a god, people just walk infront of her and let her kill them
>>37230 #
yeah she's a pretty mid one but she did hit immortal on valorant (tracker has proven that she was carried to the rank)
Anonymous
this is how you know val is terrible im watching her and this person should not be in the top 5% of ranks
>>37233 #
Anonymous
>>37236 #
Kills Assists Deaths, it's the way to cope about always hitting 120 damages
>>37239 #
Anonymous
>>37239 #
all im saying is it proves that anyone can be carried to immortal. her stats this act also show she's only got a positive winrate when she's stacked with other players, literally carried to immortal 2. sad! if i were a cute girl i'd also hit immortal 2 (i am not coping this is a fact i ran the data)
Anonymous
bro is plat and worse than a noob girl looool
>>37242 #
Anonymous
>>37241 #
bro is plat 1 and worse than me (i am plat 2)
Anonymous
>order food when the movie starts
>90 minutes later, they still havent found a driver to pick up the food so the order hasnt been started
>cancel it after 2h cus the store closed
>mom decides "eh I still wanna eat fast food, ill drive and buy something"
>calls me to say "the car isnt starting, I just picked up the food and the battery just died"
lol
>>37248 #
Anonymous
carrying a plat to immortal would be pretty hard ngl
this girl isn't terrible btw just not particularly good
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Anonymous
>>37244 #
I'm not a plat. I'm still improving. I'll probably be a diamond player before I peak and have to start trying to improve.
>>37246 #
deadlock :)
>>37246 #>>37249 #
Anonymous
>>37244 #
shes stuck in ascendant for a reason
Anonymous
>>37243 #
the world is conspiring against you neko
Anonymous
>>37249 #
oh trust me you wouldnt want to see his gameplay
Anonymous
>>37249 #
one neko has seen my gameplay and he would laugh at me loudly every time ;___;
it made me cry, mostly because i am statistically better than him (my badge is a higher number which objectively makes me superior in every aspect thats how badges work)
>>37252 #
Anonymous
>>37251 #
i think i also played some games with you neko
swiftplay but still
>>37253 #
Anonymous
>>37252 #
swiftplay doesnt matter, i usually pick a garbage agent that has no impact and fuck around. when its ranked i actually try hard and pick deadlock
Anonymous
i bought an expensive candle and it smells so good bros
>>37255 #
Anonymous
gonna play a valorant game before bed, also gonna WIN a valorant game before bed :D
Anonymous
>>37257 #
>cumin
lmao neko's candle smells of cum
Anonymous
>>37249 #
record my next game? #8ball (No)
Anonymous
>>37260 #
It is the month of january, I promised no more lies :D
Anonymous
and you said you were plat 1 earlier meaning you werent lying
Anonymous
I
Anonymous
>decide im gonna play and record just to prove the haters wrong
>it's haven
yeah, i think it's gaming time
Anonymous
just press "Start Streaming"
Anonymous
I died round 1, end recording
Anonymous
I'm just crouch spraying I'm so bad this game
Anonymous
Yeah I can already see the vodka review feedback "learn 2 aim bro"
Anonymous
gotta drive the car for like an hour to recharge the battery
so ist das leben in snowcountry
Anonymous
my game is done, where do i upload the recording
>>37272 #
Anonymous
>>37271 #
figure it out nekka do i have to teach you about youtube AND valornat
this is so much emotional labour (i spelled it the english way because i am so used to catering to you)
Anonymous
i did so trash in the game btw, i was alright in the first half but in the 2nd i deadass got like 1 kill and just whiffed everything. bad aim day + i was tired + my team was bad + i was lagging + mercury is in retrograde rn
Anonymous
post the vid nekker
Anonymous
its uploading, pipe down pipsqueak
Anonymous
fuck, i forgot to edit in an overlay of dragula99 in the top corner so i could pretend im HIM
Anonymous
went to upload, it finished uploading then it says "wont process because your google account is unverified" so i verify it and then the only option is to reupload the video, rather than it processing the video i JUST spent 10 minutes uploading
>>37279 #
Anonymous
sorry lads :/ im reuploading again but it's gonna take another 15min or so
>>37279 #
Anonymous
>>37279 #
ah, the fabled east coast US neko
Anonymous
wait till you see round 5, i go SICKO mode
Anonymous
all im doing is waiting!!!!!!
waiting and waiting and waiting
Anonymous
rewatching it now, round 8 is so fucking funny, lmao!!!
Anonymous
>>37285 #
no trade backs or calls missing
i feel like we all victims
Anonymous
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it would be done now if not for that fricking verification delay earlier!!!!!!
Anonymous
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35 minutes of the most hardcore parkour valorant gameplay known to man. you will NOT believe how cracked this guy is at deadlock.

serious vod reviews are welcome :)
Anonymous
ill make a writeup with timestamps
Anonymous
1/2
Round 2 1:30 Nice scale into backsite with your teammate. Wall was thrown too deep which allowed Sage to walk out on you. Not going to comment on the plant spot as that has been talked to death.
Round 3 ~2:50 Lazy crosshair placement. Do not aim in the center of two angles, pick one and switch to the other based on gamesense/info.
3:00 You know this was bad, crouch spraying in the open on someone that is playing a corner. You should be strafing and tapping at heads whilst in the "deadzone" as some call it where you are accurate whilst changing strafe directions.
Round 4 4:20 Taking the fight into window from the door is really difficult. There is only one horizontal position where you can be so it is much easier for the person in window to get a bead on you.
Round 6 (General note) You have a bad habit of clearing angles "diagonally". In other words: when you are trying to peek an enemy you should be ONLY using your sideways strafe keys. This makes you so much harder to hit.
Round 8 10:10 You are not HIM; standing on the angle zoomed in is basically begging for what happened to you. You should be taking two shots and then strafing back around that corner.
Round 9 11:40 Planting here is silly, you know they are close back site and you also have no man advantage. That should be a fake plant 100% of the time.
Round 10 13:10 You won this 1v1 due to the ult but you did not play it well. You should be able to tell neon is garage and taking that fight with a specter while she has an AK is basically throwing. If you wanted to peek garage you needed to walk up to the left side of the entrance and wide swing when you heard her shooting the wall.
Round 11 No flank util? Also spent way too much time figuring out a good spot for your util in the post-plant. Be decisive!
Round 16 22:00 You standing behind that smoke with a nade out gave me autism. Jett could easily dash out of that and you'd be omega fucked.
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Anonymous
2/2
Round 17 23:20 You should never, EVER be shift walk peeking this corner. In any higher ELO if someone is holding there you die before you even see them.
23:30 Crosshair placement is BAD the whole way here. If someone swings you there is no point where you are aiming at their head, especially when you're staring at that box whilst walking striaght forward.
24:20 You are shift peeking angles again. You can make two full steps without shift walking and still make no sound so its just a straight up disadvantage here.
Round 18 Died because you were walking forward and not actually clearing your angles. You should clear angles like you KNOW someone is there. Pretend you have wallhacks and that you can literally see their character model through the wall.
Round 19 Same thing, you're not actually ready for the fight.
Final Round Died bee lining at someone. Silly!

Recommendations: Be a decisive player! Second guessing youself is only going to give the enemies time to do what they want to do.
Focus on crosshair placement and truly clearing angles! Don't get lazy, don't just go through the motions. Every angle you clear you should be READY for a gunfight.
Play some DM and bind W to pull out your knife as well as moving forward. Every fight you take you should only be using A and D to peek. If you get good at this you will have better movement than 80% of ascendant players.
Anonymous
>>37291 #
>Not going to comment on the plant spot as that has been talked to death.
No comment would change his opinion on it anyhow
Anonymous
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>>37291 #
I would also add that in round 6 he never really fully clears the site. I never paid full attention to killfeed/map so perhaps it was obvious that nobody was there but if so, why cage garage? but he didnt clear logs nor back site
Also post-plant as he was holding CT from back site, if he makes contact then he either has to full commit or un-swing behind the wallbangable crates and then he's just boned for no reason
Better would to be holding CT but at an angle where you arent seen from connector (like, between window, B and ct) but rather the entrance to site from CT
So taking one step to the left so that you can swing off of omen (unless they are pushed all the way back to the wall then omen is in a 1v1)
>>37296 #
true fair
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>>37291 #
>round 2
Yeah that one lived in my head for a while, I was so fucking confused by how sage was there. I must've thrown the barrier as she was running through it. Just really lucky timing. mp4 related breaks down the events. I want to be a little mad at my reyna for apparently not looking at CT and just ??? but I also don't need to barrier that deep into tunnel, had I barriered better, sage gets stuck, we likely win that round.
>round 10
Yeah, in the moment that also felt like my fault. Neon had just seen me, and I didn't move at all, its a free kill for a decent player to just swing out and 1 tap me.
>round 11
Yeah good advice, since I always plant there I should just have a go to place to drop my sensors and not try and figure it out on the fly. I'm always throwing my barrier mesh CT, so my sound sensors should also have a pretty normalised place.
>round 16
good point, a jett dash would go straight through my sensor with no stun. no need to hold the grenade, if they're gonna run at me, i'd hear them miles away and have time to pull it out.

>play DM and bind W to knife
Very good advice, playing DM is something I don't do enough because my aim/mechanics are bad, but then again my aim/mechanics are bad because I don't practice them with stuff like DM. I will try to get in some matches every day, focusing on AD peeking, no W.

>>37294 #
On a later round when me and Reyna and in a 2v3 postplant C, I mentally got mad at her for holding that exact same spot to watch CT. So I'm aware of it being bad.. I just need to.. not be dumb in the moment.
Anonymous
>>37294 #
There was a lot more to point out but I am lazy and I wanted to focus on easy, low level stuff for neko
>>37294 #
Anonymous
On round 9 (11:30) you actually see jett pushing you for a split second but I agree with high rank neko, dangerous to plant
Anonymous
completely different neko (not me i promise) that ult on round 10 at 13:10 was really good :D pat urself on the back for that one
>>37298 #
wow thanks person who isnt me
>>37298 #
Anonymous
also
>gg wp
in chat after loss is meant to trick nekos and make them think neko is a nice and positive person dont trust these lies
>>37300 #
Anonymous
>>37299 #
luckily the game didnt record my mic input, it was just slurs every time i turned on the push to talk (X key, just like tenz)
Anonymous
der slurspewenberg... we meet again
Anonymous
but yeah, pretty much, my team was bad, so it wasnt winnable
/j
Anonymous
Anyways, as the high elo neko who have just provided you with a high value service, I will be awaiting a deposit of $50.43 + $6.73 value added tax (VAT) within the next three business days.
>>37304 #>>37305 #>>37306 #
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>>37303 #
is this actually the high elo neko and should i pay him? #8ball (It can't be helped)
Anonymous
Ah pay the man idc he has student loans
Anonymous
>>37308 #
it has the same spirit and is also very cute
Anonymous
I was about to say this was a good day of Nekoing, and then all the k*to spam started. I hate koto, I am the number 1 koto hater, if there are 1 million koto haters in this world i account for 5% of their total mass
>>37315 #
Anonymous
>>37317 #
i am being stereotyped for my profession now i know what racism is like on the OTHER side
Anonymous
i saw a recent teabrain tok and her cut scars are insnane
Anonymous
oh yeah I think I remember those. Tragic. Unfortunately many such cases
Anonymous
>>37322 #
I wish they disabled that dlc in germany. It's hard to look at and harder to know ;_;
Anonymous
>>37322 #
who would ever self harm in a country where you cannot suffer?
>>37325 #
Anonymous
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>>37324 #
what if the limited edition AESPA crocs sell out whilst the website for their Brazil drop bugs out so you cannot get a pair (and you really like crocs and AESPA) maybe that would be a time that you would consider such off-meta strategies
>>37326 #
Anonymous
>>37325 #
if i were in that very specific situation i would feel happy knowing there are simps in scandi countries that would buy them at scalper prices for me
>>37328 #
Anonymous
she does NOT know about that
Anonymous
>>37326 #
If they get scalped at the level that a lot of shoes do, I don't think any simp is buying them. I had a roommate in uni who was a shoe scalper, always amazed me how much money he made as essentially a drain on society.
Anonymous
>>37329 #
You can live in the NekoMansion that we're building there.
>>37329 #
Anonymous
>>37329 #
anon if you move to the states i will hire you
wait can you drive
oh wait neverming i know you can
Anonymous
I had to clarify that it was ILLEGAL as in NOT LEGAL. I would know, as I am a professional at illegal things such as stuff that is not legal
>>37336 #
Anonymous
>>37335 #
why was it illegal? please be very detailed so any law enforcement officers reading this can know the full facts
>>37337 #
Anonymous
i miss the rage
i miss the bingo anon
i miss the nora poster
i miss the rage
Anonymous
it doesn't even matter i WANT them
micky d's fries and a chocolate shake oweeeeemamam
Anonymous
if emq was my mcdonald burger hostess, i would visit twice a day
Anonymous
>>37347 #
the russian jew with massive and I mean bajonkaz majigga boobs and a bunda? yes
>>37349 #
shes in israel now? thats crazy
anyways Im thinking of the tok of her laying back in her bed with the "Mega Milkers" tshirt
>>37349 #>>37352 #
Anonymous
is dei the russian with the good cosplays?
>>37351 #
Anonymous
>>37352 #
she got tig ol' bitties I say googoo, goo gaga
Anonymous
>>37356 #
most of my tokfus do happened to be ftm trans ironically enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!
Anonymous
>he hasnt replied in 15 seconds
its over for him, he isnt beating the gay allegations
Anonymous
i think reducing attraction to just a couple of disparate features misses the whole deal
i like all different types of girls
>>37360 #
Anonymous
>>37359 #
>he's doing his "i care about you for your personality" white knight gimmick
i really hope she sees this post bro..
>>37362 #
Anonymous
Im on day 7 of no nut new year
im staying strong (by this point back in november I was grinding my meat against the underside of my desk)
Anonymous
>>37360 #
im saying i find a lot of different "genres" of girls attractive
like big/small tits don't really matter to me it's the whole package
>>37364 #>>37363 #
Anonymous
>>37364 #
LMAO ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Anonymous
after all as the tallest neko (canon) i need a proportionally larger penis to satisfy me
>>37371 #
Anonymous
>>37370 #
penis??? wth
where did that even come from? talk about out of context
>>37373 #
Anonymous
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I do not care about how large my future girlfriend's penis is, I simply care about the happy times we will have together. I have been lonely for too long. Yes, I coul;d make new friends, I could have irl people to hang out with and that would be a solution, but I have been too hung on blackpilled incel forums to think happiness can ever be achieved outside of a woman's touche. One day, like winning the lottery, a female will speak to me, and on that day I will smile a real smile for the first time in ~7 years. Women are wonderful. It's a commonly quoted theory in pscyhology. Even psychology acknowledges that women are just wonderful. I love women so much. Tall women, small women, white women, asian women, latam women, no other type of women exist that cannot fall into those last 3 categories. I miss her. I haven't even met her yet and I miss her. I miss the days that haven't happeend yet, the days that I am missing whilst she's not in my life. Why hasn't a miracle woman appeared to solve all my issues with her presence? Why is my life up to me to fix and be happy, why do I need to find purpose in myself, why can't a cute girl just be here and give me something to happy over? Look at that one neko with a girlfriend he met at his work place 2 years ago, he has been nothing but happy since he started dating her, no issues ever, truly, women cannot make a life worse, women cannot introduce stress or pain, women can only make things better.
>>37377 #>>37385 #
Anonymous
>>37373 #
*scene cuts to Meg being pushed down the stairs*

Cant believe we are just as good as Matt Groening at writing comedy
>>37375 #
Anonymous
>>37374 #
people being injured is always funny no matter what
Anonymous
So true
Something even funnier than people being injured is laughing AT people being injured
>>37377 #
Anonymous
>>37377 #
That neko won the "Most likely to not garner a single audible laugh" nomination at the 2023 Closing Awards Ceremony of 2023
>>37384 #
Anonymous
wait there are FOUR posters? who is the fourth guy
Anonymous
A trained killer, an assassin of forlorn caliber. A man NOT to be trifled with. Some would call him a crazed man and they would be right, but they wouldn't be uttering his name for long without punishment.
>>37381 #
Anonymous
>>37381 #
idk you should ask him
Anonymous
hey buddy how big PP?
Anonymous
>>37372 #
>Why hasn't a miracle woman appeared to solve all my issues with her presence?
Not to sully the mood or make you feel any worse but this has happened to me and it genuinely improved my life so much until her bpd flared up and she abused me but thats besides the point
Women making the first move is one of life's great wonders. Perhaps the 8th Great Wonder or perhaps it was the ~9th
>>37387 #
Anonymous
>>37386 #
ahhhhhhhh now i see who he is
how are you doing man
is sturdmin still banning you?
>>37389 #
Anonymous
>>37388 #
that jew doesn't know I have infinite IPs shhhhhhhhhh
Anonymous
>>37387 #
No actually the DSM-5 definition of the word "BPD" is BOOOOMBACLAAAAAT pussy disorder
>>37391 #
Anonymous
>>37390 #
>spoilor
I chuckled. You are a funny neko and you make my days brighter with your posts. Thank you for being here. The world is a nicer place with you in it, and I'm being genuine, this isn't me overexaggerating for a bit, I genuinely love this place and the people that post here regularly. You guys are my friends.
Anonymous
THANK YOU FOR BEING A FREIIIIIIND
Anonymous
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I would like to dedicate my humour skills and ability to be funny to Boni because if I hadnt known since the ~7th of August 2007 or perhaps it was ~2008 that I would meet Boni on ~Tiktok.com/~4chan/~8chan I would not be practicing my jestermaxxing
>>37394 #
Anonymous
>>37397 #
lmao. lol. Unlucky
>I have a very nice bf now
blackpilled again
>>37401 #
Anonymous
>>37400 #
she's still fucking a dozen 6'4 jacked college footballers a week, and you're a virgin, so sit down, stay humble, keep your ears open and your tongue held and maybe, just maybe, you'll get the crumbs of some dick if you stop being such a whiny little primadonna girl who's only wanted all the world.
>>37403 #>>37405 #
Anonymous
>>37402 #
not a virgin I'm sorry
Anonymous
>>37401 #
Listening to this now and I do NOT like this
Risky gamble of the century, is the spoiler fake and filled with underscores or does it contain a word such as "NOT"? Make your bets before you open it and find out!!!
Anonymous
>>37402 #
this post turned me on
Anonymous
>>37401 #
Eighteen year olds trying to sing love songs just can't end well. You do not have the life experience to understand true pain, nor are you a good song writer or singer Bryn. Sit down, stay humble, keep your ears open and your tongue held and maybe, just maybe, you'll get the crumbs of some dick
>>37408 #
Anonymous
>>37406 #
she deleted it like a day later so that's saying something
Anonymous
>>37407 #
8ball, which girl is OBJECTIVELY better looking? #d2 (1)
Anonymous
>>37411 #
maybe is a yes in my book wait no that sounds bad in a court of law
>>37414 #
Anonymous
>>37413 #
Think about it
>Hey girl, do you wanna go out and FUCK????
>"Maybe"
that is basically a yes so this is proof that maybe = yes
Anonymous
>>37415 #
ANON you would never say someone is TALLER than you because of their WEEWEE
Anonymous
>>37412 #
this post would be really funny in my language because we dont say taller but we say longer
>>37418 #
Anonymous
>>37417 #
your language is so funny xD
Anonymous
this game's graphics suck
>>37424 #
Anonymous
why do you guys call each other the n word
Anonymous
>>37430 #
What's up with that? Sung to the tune of his most famous song
Anonymous
Im suffering from severe lack of puss
Anonymous
>insta-lock sage is forcing a kawaii uwu vtuber voice
>>37434 #
Anonymous
>>37433 #
>3 grown men trying to rizz her up in vc
Anonymous
does the absence of information regarding the 4th person imply that they are not a grown man, not a man at all or that they are a grown man that is not following along with the other three of their ilk's behaviour?
>>37458 #>>37436 #>>37437 #
Anonymous
>>37435 #
So of those options its the latter. I am a grown man but I wasn't barking down the mic or pretending to suck her dick in the middle of a round. It was a 3vs1, we didnt know where the last guy was, I was on B, I look over at the map and press alt, and they're in mid link doing the "crouch and wave mouse around" joke on each other.

I fucking hate women, but most of all I hate the fact that 2 grown men were stacked with her and both doing this shit. Fellas, she can't fuck both of you, and won't even fuck one of you.
Anonymous
Did you send her a friends request? Maybe she is waiting for an actual proud and independent male to come into her life and replace these suckups
Anonymous
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full round so you can see it yourself skull emoji german flag emoji. yes I only did the full round to show off my epic ult skills

look, they spend like 20 seconds doing the "haha blowjob". from 55 seconds left to 35 seconds left. skull emoji german flag emoji
Anonymous
finna start expert solo realism runs on l4d2. wish me luck
>>37441 #
Anonymous
>>37440 #
how can l4d2 have realism mode when the game is unrealistic, zombies do not exist!!!!
>>37443 #
Anonymous
thats gonna be hard but gl
Anonymous
>>37441 #
>he doesnt have zombies in his cunt
ngmi
Anonymous
when a person dies their body becomes a zombie and their soul becomes a ghost. aint that crazy
Anonymous
when a person dies their soul goes to the sword art online world but if they die in the game they die in real life
Anonymous
when I die its because Im unlucky
Anonymous
living is to be unlucky
*smokes cigar*
Anonymous
funniest part is that for the entire 20 second blowjob sequence, none of the 2 dead players were spectating you meaning they were both enjoying the acted out female blowjob sequence vicariously
>>37451 #
Anonymous
what the hell are you talking about
Anonymous
scroll up, buster
Anonymous
>>37448 #
Yeah, the sky was in their 3 stack, he was literally being cucked live on replay. Sad!
Anonymous
>die early and get denied a blowjob because you cannot contest the other guy
its so over for him
>>37453 #>>37457 #
Anonymous
>>37452 #
Skype was revived that round too. He died twice and got chucked. Deadass
Anonymous
I really hate e-daters and people who commit overly extreme pda
>>37457 #
Anonymous
what is pda?
Anonymous
public display (of) affection
people that violently make out with each other out and about in public and shit
Anonymous
>>37452 #
>contest the blowjob
lmao
>>37454 #
yeah, women are fine in valorant but when they're just being cringy with their orbitors its so cringy and cringe
Anonymous
>>37435 #
Wouldn't it be the 5th person? Or am I not a person? Or am I that person and I was just unaware of being there while it all happened?
>>37459 #>>37468 #
Anonymous
>>37459 #
No way, there's no girls on the interwebz.
8ball, is there any girl on the nekochen home of the nekos? #8ball (Maybe)
Anonymous
>>37461 #
I dont understand the relevance of this stirner pic given the context
>>37464 #
Anonymous
pretty sure girls exist
>>37467 #
Anonymous
but then again, maybe theyre not girls I dont actually have proof
Anonymous
>>37465 #
I do not believe that
Anonymous
>>37458 #
there are 5 characters in this story

1: me, the brave hero
2: a female, a fair maiden
3,4,5: aggressively overly sexual german coomer simps
Anonymous
almost want to buy a 240hz monitor just so it makes scrolling on websites smoother
Anonymous
almost want to buy a ยฃ220 mouse + a ยฃ49 mousepad because it's what Tenz uses and his aim in godly
Anonymous
Ive used the same mousepad since 2013. Its so long overdue for a swap that the (what I assume is) bitumen has started to break down and its lost its structure so instead of being a solid mousemat it has become mushy and leaving tar stains on everything that touches it
Plus, since its mushy, troughs have formed throughout the mousemat so that whenever I move my cursor around sometimes it would not be able to detect the surface with the laser anymore meaning that it stops tracking my cursor movement
The easy fix to this was just to put another mousemat (very tiny one at that) above the other one
so now I am using a 2 high stack of mousemats, one from 2008 and one from 2013
>>37473 #
I wouldnt be able to get any work done if I had that
>>37472 #>>37473 #
Anonymous
>>37471 #
Better to buy a new, pricy gamer mouse pad that is scientifically proven to help you get frags in FPS games now!!!
Anonymous
>>37473 #
i cant buy that, i live with my parents :|
Anonymous
im depressed, time to watch jerma's fable 2 streams again to cure my depression
Anonymous
my tiktok algo is just showing me incredibly beautiful yet attainable women now and I hate it
Anonymous
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ngl, americans have some good parts but im glad i dont have to deal with their idea of college loans. look at this table for how student repayments work in the uk. you basically repay fucking nothing
Anonymous
>>37481 #
the whole "im 5'8 is it over for me?" stuff doesn't make me blackpilled, what makes me blackpilled is that a personality void middling woman like ashuushii can make a living on twitch
>has 126 active subs
it makes me ANGRY that this is possible, i HATE her, i HATE her, i HATE her
Anonymous
man, speaking of personality void middling women, the one person who does NOT pop into my mind is Reki
>>37484 #
Anonymous
>>37483 #
yeah because she's not middling!!!
Anonymous
The student loan problem can be mitigated by not going to a private college.
Anonymous
hello nekochen!!!!
Anonymous
hiiiii neko :33
Anonymous
WANT TO SEE SOMETHING COOL
Anonymous
suuure
Anonymous
I know how to make that in AE
anyways, why are you posting an edit she posted on her insta?
>>37492 #
Anonymous
>>37491 #
i never claimed to made it! i post it for she
Anonymous
when did I say you claimed to have?
Anonymous
i am too tired for this, i thought it looked cool so i posted it
Anonymous
did she make it herself?
>>37496 #
Anonymous
>valiant could win the $15,000 flimsy editing contest
impressive
Anonymous
her name is valiantfox
Anonymous
valiantf0x even, if youre gonna be nitpicky
Anonymous
i call her valiantfox because im cool like that
Anonymous
I know of bayonetta but I never played console past the original wii in release date (and like 3 games on ps3)
>>37503 #
Anonymous
>>37502 #
im sorry that your last console was a playstation when the xbox is much superior :/
maybe you'd still be a console gamer if not for that
Anonymous
well, I only played good games so I didnt need to have a shitbox
its not like I wanted to play gaylo reach anyways, already had cs on a computer
>>37505 #
Anonymous
yeah whatever busta, call me back when you can play legendary games such as ratchet and clank or ssx tricky on your x(tremelygay)box 360
Anonymous
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SSX Tricky was on the original xbox, so it is playable on the 360..
Anonymous
yeah i wouldnt know... because i didnt play it on the xbox busta
owned again, took you to pwn town population: one (you) gottem
Anonymous
Ive owned and played on quite a few consoles in my life actually
ps1, ps2, psp, wii, wii u, ps3
played on a genesis and a gamecube
unironically never played on an xbox in my life and I dont plan to either
Anonymous
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>neko missed out on the moment that John Halo and Arby the Alien spoke to a giant plant with stinky breath
truly.. you never gamed..
Anonymous
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coming home from school in the sweltering hot summer of 2010 and playing halo 3 all day with the boys over xbox live. yep, that was the life. fat kid on chubby stadium, ghostbusters on ghost town, ring of fire on ring of fire, some classic custom game kino that you didnt experience. and wasnt that great in hindsight either
Anonymous
summer of 2010? Yeah I remember it.
I was out there in the warzone recording trickshot montages with my clan, and during the downtime I was shotgunjumping around Quarry with my lad
Those were the days
>>37513 #
Anonymous
>>37512 #
I too, played call of duty modernwarfare2
Anonymous
yeah but you played it on a console so anything you did was not even near as impressive and the stuff we did on PC
you guys had aim assist, we had to actually hit shots
>>37515 #
prestige 10 level 70
>>37516 #
Anonymous
what rank did you get to? yeah buddy, keep yapping, i prestiged SEVEN times.
>>37514 #
Anonymous
>>37514 #
>you guys had aim assist, we had to actually hit shots
this has been debunked by scientists.
Anonymous
>muh science
bet you took the noobtube vaccine as well huh
>>37518 #
Anonymous
>>37517 #
I used the SCAR or the TAR, and then obviously the intervention for my quickscoping montages
Anonymous
both incredibly gay weapons
I used the Intervention and then I cant remember what else I used actually
G18 Akimbo and those 1776 Akimbo shotguns or whatever were used a bunch
Anonymous
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eventually I came around to my true gunfu, der steyr augen.
>>37521 #
Yeah, me and some friends Q'd for ground war (the 9vs9 gamemode) and it turned out to be a hacked lobby. I got 2 prestiges out of that. I could've gone all the way to 10/70 but I wanted to leave myself a few levels for the fun of grinding back to 70. Plus I felt the prestige level 10 badge looked really bad and didn't want it.
Anonymous
also my level 70 prestige 10 was cheated, I queued for a random match and then there was a modder in the lobby who just leveled everyone up to max, I stayed in the lobby between games just pressing "Prestige" over and over again to unlock all the camos and then by the end I was maxxed out
It also made my highest killstreak say like 213 kills or something which was really funny to me as a 9 year old
>>37520 #
Anonymous
yeah prestige 10 badge was ugly as balls but I just did it for the skins
I had no plans on prestiging if not for the modders anyways because I didnt want to have to grind all the levels and unlock all my perks again so I think I was sitting comfortably at level 70 prestige 0 for like 300 hours before the modders came along
>>37523 #
Anonymous
>>37522 #
>the skins
people like you are what keeps valorant going, thank you brave soldier.
Anonymous
Games back in the day could give you a system to reset all your progress up to 10 times and people would play that game daily for years.
Games these days need to give you daily quests, weekly challenges, events, and rare and unique skins in an ever changing skin shop just to try and hold player retention..
Anonymous
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I also remember now, upon seeing these emblems again, all of the playercards and icons you could choose and how the modders unlocked all of those for me as well
I remember using some really faggy fruity shit like the kiss puckered lips icon and some fruity card as well
Ever since my online conception I've been drawn to expressing myself in games a little faggy ngl. I do wonder why this is when irl I has no faggy tendencies
Anonymous
gonna install mw2 again just to log on multiplayer to see which card and icon i last had on
maybe I havent changed since 2011 maybe I did change at some point later
Anonymous
cute
Anonymous
>>37529 #
man remember back in the day when 500 hours in a game was a lot..
Anonymous
yeah
in my mind all I did was play games day in and day out as a youth but my gametime on the things that I remember spending a lot of time on doesnt reflect it
I wonder how much I actually did that I just dont remember
Anonymous
probably spent like 5 hours a day studying hard :)
only gamed for an hour tops
Anonymous
I think I did my first piece of homework in 8th grade or something so that wasnt it
I probably just spent a lot of hours sleeping or watching simpsons on tv
Anonymous
oh right, you played on console right?
You guys were never able to do the whole ^7He^3ll^6o G^3en^9tle^1men to have your name coloured then
Massive L for consoleplayers
>>37535 #
Anonymous
>>37534 #
That existed. It was just people using modded consoles that had it.
>>37536 #
Anonymous
>>37535 #
ah fair
everyone had it on PC and it was quite the rage
some clans had their own specific "look" to them that all their members had and it was phat
>>37537 #
Anonymous
ok game installed lets find out what my card was last time I played
>>37537 #
no
Anonymous
if you can find out how many n bombs you dropped that'd also be a cool stat to know
>>37540 #
Anonymous
>>37540 #
That's crazy, I got a bunch of nukes even when I was like 10. Maybe you were just bad at the game anon. A 25 killstreak is hard but not impossible.
Anonymous
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yeah I thought something else
I probably had 0 legitimate nuclears still because I was playing on PC and didnt have aim assist
anyways this was what was equipped last time I played
>>37545 #
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>>37544 #
>japanese flag title card
such a fucking weeb

Nukes didn't require aim, it just required getting 7 kills to unlock the harrier, and nobody pulling out a stinger to shoot down your chopper/AC130. once you got in that, the nuke was pretty easy to get
Anonymous
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yeah I used these a lot I remember that
nauurrrr
I dont remember what emblem I used nor does anything ring a bell when I look at them so I probably didnt care much about them
>>37547 #
Anonymous
rest in peace matt perry
Anonymous
>>37549 #
I thought about buying MW2 on steam but all the reviews say multiplayer is full of hackers, so the only stuff I could do co-op with a friend who recently was replaying the cod games would be spec ops stuff, which isnt worth the money
Anonymous
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what the hell was I naming my loadouts
or maybe this was some modder who changed all the names of my loadouts at some point and I didnt swap them
This seems more likely to me since I dont think you can actually pick loadout colour
Anonymous
theory: neko has a friend called MiMiC whom he developed love for, but unable to confront his feelings and ruin his friendship with his friend, he simply changed his loadouts to his name so he'd always remember him. now, 10 years later, he's forgotten him. ;___;7
truly a great love story
Anonymous
>>37554 #
you installed that game faster than i could upload a 2gb valorant video :/
Anonymous
yeah took about 6-7 minutes no biggie
downloading will always be faster than uploading
Anonymous
>PEAK
nice /bbg/ reference
Anonymous
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this steam account that im logged into right now has a high amount of very peak games tbh
>Magicka
>Magicka 2
>Terraria
>Starbound
>picrel
Anonymous
Remember Brink?
Now that was a good game
Anonymous
gnightnekos
Anonymous
I wish I was Stephen Malkmus
Anonymous
whos that
Anonymous
Kpop girls look like aliens
Anonymous
That is racist. Do not ever say that again.
Anonymous
Ok what should I say
Anonymous
>>37567 #
The Canon and Valid guy is the main character of ttg
Anonymous
Nekochen project zomboid when
Anonymous
The nekochan steam group
Anonymous
The nekochen steam boat
Anonymous
The nekochen investor fund
Anonymous
The nekochen casino
Anonymous
The nekochen soggy biscuit
Anonymous
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>peaked radiant like a year ago
>school started up and mom says i can only play 10 games a day
>literally hardsuit immo 3 because mom won't let me play anymore
*sigh*
any advice /ttg/
the joke is he's played 1000 games this act. acts are 2 months long. that's 60 days. 1000 games in 60 days...
>>37579 #>>37580 #
Anonymous
>>37577 #
getting radiant is actually crazy hard
i think it's 700+ RR atm that's just so insane
>>37581 #
Anonymous
>>37579 #
I'm not seething I just found this image on twitter. He's averaged 15 games a day for 2 months straight. Which is crazy!
>>37580 #
Just win more 4head
>>37584 #
Anonymous
>>37581 #
>I'm not seething
but you invented a whole story just to call him hardstuck and a live-at-home kid
>>37587 #
Anonymous
kinda funny though, he started barking back at hate comments on his tiktok and he said
>I have never in my life ended a act with a 0.89 kd lol also if u play as many games as me what do u expect stats to look like.. I can already tell ur a terrible player
but he is ending this act with 0.7kd
Anonymous
0.92 actually
Anonymous
>>37584 #
if you play 1000 games an act and you aren't radiant, its sad to say but you are hardstuck, and also a 0.92 K/D. sad!
Anonymous
post the new elf acidtok instead she is a cute elf of the sunforest
Anonymous
on it boss!
Anonymous
I agree with Sam Charter on what I think of that tok
>>37594 #
Anonymous
>>37593 #
he has that boyfriend rizz in the comments section fr fr
Anonymous
wait she has black lipstick on her lower lip in that ibuki does she normally have that?
i think she only does top lip usually
Anonymous
theres some ibuki cosplayer that only does top lip and it looks weird
Anonymous
>>37601 #
>dont check der isaacxaku_cosplaysheimers profile
is this supposed to be two people? the bio implies it's two people, the pfp implies it's two people, but every video is a middling fat woman.
>>37606 #
Anonymous
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>>37606 #
I refuse to believe those are 2 different people, it's just one chick recording herself in 2 different cosplays and splicing it together, a-la jerma's famous "top rope" stream. we all watched it live.
Anonymous
Boni's Ibuki looks scene, Abbles' Ibuki looks like a cosplay
Anonymous
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Yeah but does Boni have an Ibuki tok set to the best female artist of all time (MARINA)?

Yeah, didn't think so, chalk up another victory for the Remington
>>37613 #
Anonymous
>copy pasted the lyrics in instead of writing them as he heard them
weak
>>37618 #
Anonymous
>>37617 #
I WROTE THEM, YOU'RE BLIND.
Anonymous
then explain how the 4th line "Want it hard" just poofed into existence in full all at once
>>37620 #
Anonymous
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only us old nekos remember this minute long lemon demon tok. remy was famously a lemon demon fan.
boni has never even heard of lemon demon, she'd probably call it something limon demona! haha thats a portugese joke
Anonymous
Good night lads
>luna dancing in snow tok
Anonymous
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my only goodnight lads luna tok is
>luna this is weed pot cannabis mary jane aint nothing cool about what it can do to your brain it messes with your memory who who are you and when it comes to solving problems uhhhh what do i do
Anonymous
my axe is my buddy, I never leave with out him
what if hes actually saying my axe is my budgy, like the bird species budgy
>>37627 #>>37667 #
Anonymous
>>37627 #
nobody knows what you are talking about since you didnt attach tokrel with said quote
Anonymous
bonbiwebms turn 6 today
they can enter elementary school (pre-school aka grade 0) this year
Anonymous
what a liar she is. its over.
Anonymous
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>2022 tokkies were abandoned
>2023 tokkies were held behind closed doors and gerrymandered to hell in order to rig the insults
justice will never see the light of day, its over. Boni shouldve won, I even sent anonymous votes by mail to hide my attempts at cheating but she still didnt win
also guess what I found
>>37640 #
Anonymous
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>>37643 #
>what the spruce
I laugh literally every time you post this.

>I don't want what you had
>I want to be YOUUUUUU
So true Brutus, so true.
Anonymous
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>>37643 #
the dont mine at night song, whilst being excellently composed and full of genius lyrics, actually makes no logical sense for minecraft. it's night, what else are you going to do in the overworld? caves are already dark, mobs already spawn, caves are the same difficulty at night or day. Mining during the night is expected in the early game, whist in the day you harvest resources in the above ground.
>>37646 #
I refuse to believe don't mine at night is 13 years old
>11
wowee, thats still old. I 'member when I bought minecraft back in the sweltering hot summer of 2009.
>>37646 #
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm6926089209367317766 THAT GIRL IS SO DANGEROUS THAT GIRL IS SO DANGEROUS THAT GIRL IS A BAAAAAAD GIRL~sd.mp4๔€„ฉ๔€‚บ๔€‰ฃ
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>>37645 #
that song turned teenaged a month ago , crazy
oh wait I cant count, it turned 11 last month

anyways fun story that isnt really fun but anyways, so when I still used to manually look for new tiktoks on the app (like when I was on the way home from the gym) this tok always showed up on the front page as the search results for "Toks you might not have seen yet!"
its a good tok tbf
>>37645 #
Anonymous
boni's hair must be in so much pain, she's been dying it wacky colours for like 4 years straight
>>37650 #
Anonymous
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Despite liking Marina and especially The Family Jewels, I could never work out what the fuck 'hermit the frog' is supposed to be about.

They call him Hermit the Frog
He's looking for a dog
Did you find your bitch in me?
Oh, you're abominable, socially
You're just a little bit too much like me

She says you used to be so kind
Well, baby, I give you your dirty mind
Well, I, I wanna tell you a secret
You can take your double standard love and keep it
I can't help the devil likes to make my heart a double bed
And I can't help he sometimes like to come
And rest his little head
>>37649 #
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm6867644898191969542 Kakegurui versรฃo quarentena com Yumeko na aula online KKKKKK #yumeko #yumekocosplay #kakeguruicosplay #brasil #fyp ib @emmaralds.mp4๔€„ฉ๔€‚บ๔€‰ฃ
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>>37648 #
I've got a theory. It's about Marina giving her virginity to the wrong person. A man appeared charming and willing to put up with her "bitchiness", but as soon as they had sex, she realised it was just an act and that he was just an ass. He then becomes less social with her, becomes more rude, and eventually breaks up with her to find new prey: someone similar to Marina, another "hard-to-get" pretty girl. marina insinuates that she and girls like her will always get their first hearts broken.
Anonymous
bp can you post the recent natsuki tok set to SEVENTEEEN by MARINA
Anonymous
I think the "hermit the frog" thing was just her struggling to find something that rhymes with dog
Anonymous
>>37653 #
I'm on my phone atm cooking lunch I wanted to watch it again it's really good :D
Anonymous
I dreamt that I bought a quattro formaggio pizza and it had no fucking cheese on it
remembered that dream just now, what was that all about?
Anonymous
>>37653 #
this tok is so good
>I was brought up as a baby
me too marina, me too...
Anonymous
the best part of the tok is boni, the worst part is the song
>>37658 #
Anonymous
>>37657 #
isnt that true for EVERY boni tok? the best part is the visuals (boni) the worst part is the audio (not boni)
Anonymous
>>37659 #
damn boni was clapped 2 years ago, talk about a glow up
Anonymous
I have no idea who that girl is but I guess they shared the account back in the day, she hasnt been on it for a long long time
>>37662 #
Anonymous
>>37661 #
neko, that's boni, it's on boni's account, claiming it's another girl is copium.
>>37650 #
>>37659 #
>>37653 #
watch these toks in order, clearly she went from looking like boni 4 years ago, to being CLAPPED 2 years ago, to looking like boni now.
Anonymous
>>37650 #
She looks so different with normal hair. The bright vibrant hair works because it contrasts the bags under her eyes and the dead inside look she usually carries.
Anonymous
>exam tomorrow
>looking at her toks instead of scrolling through the lecture powerpoints
still probably gonna get a good grade because of that one dj khaled quote
>>37668 #
Anonymous
>>37671 #
>goes to college to study eu law
>"just really dont want to see any more EU law bs in my face"
neko... i...
>>37673 #
Anonymous
>>37673 #
it wouldnt be called brexit for you guys because you're not br
>>37673 #
Anonymous
imagine being a UK student and starting an EU Law Degree Course in september 2015, then in June 2016 we love to leave. deadass, do you get a refund or do you still need to spend 2 more years studying laws that wont exist in a few years?
Anonymous
doubt theres a degree specifically on EU law (anywhere), its just a course baked in to a general law degree
but also if you do just eu-law you can still move to brussels and work as an EU-law specialist lawyer for the EU
>>37677 #
Anonymous
>>37676 #
>general law
colonel law
commander law
captain law
admiral law
private law
>>37678 #
Anonymous
>>37677 #
I think youre mixing your branches and ranks up buddy
Anonymous
>>37679 #
for future notice: this neko wrote a long 2000 character essay about how much he doesnt actually mind the direction bonbi has gone for the past 2 years before deleting it due to hitting character limit
Anonymous
>>37681 #
uh oh this guy just said he drank all the milk and now has to drink water
>>37683 #
Anonymous
>>37683 #
yeah but do you have any proof your tokfu isnt lactose intolerant?
>>37685 #
Anonymous
>>37687 #
then you can never bee too sure, what if theyre lactose intolerant? thats kinda bigoted, I tolerate everyone
>>37689 #
Anonymous
>>37688 #
He's white so he can't be intolerant of lactose
Anonymous
according to studies that I quickly glanced at the tables for, there seems to be a 40-50% chance my tokfu has lactose malabsorption aka lactase non-persistent aka lactose intolerant
>>37691 #
Anonymous
>>37690 #
>there's a 50/50chance neko will never have ice cream with his tokkler
It's over
>>37692 #
Anonymous
>>37691 #
I can make sacrifices for she
Anonymous
I will never give up ice cream, not even for she
Anonymous
I dont even eat ice cream
I eat maybe one or two ice creams a year, at most
probably averages <1 per year if i go back last 5
Anonymous
That's too few ice creams
Anonymous
Im just not into sweet things
aside from she.... she is the sweetest
Anonymous
She is rolly rolly with the devil ranch
Anonymous
????
Anonymous
why the heck does everyone have a septum piercing
>>37700 #
Anonymous
>>37699 #
Vecause they rolly rolly rolly with the devil ranch
Anonymous
ROLLY ROLLY ROLLY WITH THE DEVIL RANCH
Anonymous
She is the rolly rolly rolly with the devil ranch
Anonymous
I just want to rolly rolly rolly in the devil town is colder I'm the summertime
Anonymous
rolly rolly in the devil dance
Anonymous
KARMA IS THE GUY WHO'S COMING STRAIGHT HOME TO ME
>>37708 #
Anonymous
>>37707 #
you post taylor swift lyrics
I post cute emoticons
we are not the same
but tonight, we are both gaynekos
(โ‰งใƒฎโ‰ฆ) ๐Ÿ’•
Anonymous
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle"
(And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle")
But the fact is
I can never get off of his fat dick
And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is)
"I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Anonymous
what the spunk is that above me wth??? too lewd get this off of my screen!
Anonymous
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Poprobuy mua-mua, poprobuy dzhaga-dzhaga,
Poprobuy u-u, mne eto nado, nado.
Opyatโ€™ mne kazhetsya, chto kruzhitsya golova,
Moy marmeladnyy, ya ne prava.
Poprobuy mua-mua, poprobuy dzhaga-dzhaga,
Poprobuy u-u, mne eto nado, nado.
Opyatโ€™ mne kazhetsya, chto kruzhitsya golova,
Moy marmeladnyy, ya ne prava.
Anonymous
It's the Ruskington song that goes mwah mwah jagget jagger BTW if you're a ckya bylaw that can't read cyrillic
Anonymous
If me and neko tried to learn spanish we'd be duo lingos
Hahaha
If me and neko went to South America we'd be duo gringos
jajajajaja
Anonymous
2nd one was funny kkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>37715 #
Anonymous
>>37714 #
the first ons was intentionally bad to setup the killshot
Anonymous
FIGHTING DREAMER
Anonymous
I just looked up the lyrics, it's
I just want to rolly rolly rolly with a DAB of ranch.

Not devil ranch. I'm dumb.
>>37718 #
Anonymous
>>37717 #
I thought you were playing dumb like you usually do
also its "I just want a rolly rolly rolly[...]" because he wants a rolex, not to rolex
Anonymous
I just want to rolly rolly rolly with you <3
Anonymous
Sweet dreams neko bakers
Anonymous
>>37723 #
yeah sturdmin seems pretty soft when neko is mentioned
Anonymous
Nekochen editing contest with 4 days notice? 4 legitimately SOVLful entries
Sturdy editing contest with 2 months notice and a 100 dollar prize? ....
>>37727 #>>37729 #>>37836 #>>37860 #
Anonymous
neko still obsessing over sturdy....
Anonymous
>>37725 #
the contest thread on sturdy got filled with people posting random shit, there was this dude posting bryn literally hundreds of times
Anonymous
>>37721 #
nobody knows who you are, why should anyone care whether or not you leave or arrive
Anonymous
>>37725 #
still one of the funniest things that has happened recently
Anonymous
good morning neko bakers
Anonymous
>>37731 #
she's got that neolithic flare
Anonymous
man that exam felt dookie
anyways probably gonna pass with a decent score anyways and if i dont maybe ill feel really bad who knows
Anonymous
finally finished the data analysis for my assignment due friday at midnight. I have an exam friday at 2pm, meaning realistically I only have 5 ish hours tonight and all of tomorrow to write the 2500 word assignment and study for the exam, except i am tired and i hate data analysis so im gonna play games tonight. tomorrow, half the word count is just explaining how i analysed the data, so it's toooooooo ez no points!
>>37735 #
lets fucking goooooooooo nah im gonna play project zomboid
>>37735 #
Anonymous
>exam friday afternoon
>assignmnet due friday at midnight
>leaving the country on a field trip on sunday early afternoon
my weekend has been STOLEN by uni
Anonymous
>>37735 #
actually I think I am gonna play some comfy valorant games to relieve the stress of numbers (they're out to get you, numbers ooooooooooooo)
Anonymous
that song is genuinely horror
>>37739 #
Anonymous
>>37738 #
there's always a number that'll make you feel bad about yourself
Anonymous
yeah dont remind me of that bum song thanks
Anonymous
business idea: stream my valorant placement games whilst listening to weezer - ok human (full album) on repeat
Anonymous
crazy how weezer have released at least 4 albums and none of them contain a good song whats up with that
>>37743 #
Anonymous
>>37742 #
it took you 3 attempts to write "a good song", thats another W for weezer
Anonymous
my spacebar has started to become stuck as of late, you might see me type like that if you look closely
the only remedy so far has been to press spacebar even harder in the times where it doesnt release the accentuator fully
Anonymous
why would your spacebar get sticky, thats weird neko. the spacebar isn't even in the top 5 of most hottest keys on the keyboard
Anonymous
I still haven't recorded Dragula's facecam so I can't do the funny joke of streaming and overlaying his face and pretending i'm him. Maybe one day I won't be lazy and I'll do the funny joke ;_;
>>37748 #
longest hair on neko..
Anonymous