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nora edition
first for tudo que vai
1st for 🍀
>germ is the only long-time ttg tokker that didnt get corrupted
eternal respect, true queen of ttg
hi
she also posted THIS
i love this song it doesnt matter that i will be bullied just because its in japanese
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>>20371 #
what did you change in this one? i cant remember if the voice is in the originalmy guess is no but its in some other tok
I get to post the new Asra :D
call me AP because I be Asra Posting
>>20370 #
ya like japanese music?
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chipposter so clever
chipposter whats your fav food
>>20385 #
lol happy you like it anoni, lemme link you another one
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why didnt anyone tell me spy x fam season 2 dropped
I have capcup now might cook up some kino fr fr
on 4nem dem jizzy on godlord
>>20391 #
blud lacks critical information nauurrrrrrrrrr gang fr fr aint cappin on the snizzlepop buglestack ong cracking 90s im cracked on em
>>20395 #
I am not young enough to know gen alpha lingo so I cant do that so I have to make up new zoomer lingo and pretend its real :(
only oldnekos remember
>Im the ice cream man
>You should chunky monkey
wdhmbt
i wanna be tracer
Why did nobody tell me how fucking easy capcut is to use
why did youtube just show me this
did Bonnie Posta make his Cap Cut? #8ball (It can't be helped)
Im watching it
HAHAHAHA actually funny video thanks youtube
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mmmm she the devilshe a bad little bitchshe a rebel
my anaconda dontmy anaconda dont
a bit gay in here ong
does neko support psyops?
new tok from everyone's favourite tokker called bubbyzoid
>>20426 #
i invented that nickname last threadlowkey love this tok, sorta chubby looking 'awfu is best 'awfu
>>20427 #
hey buddy Im sorry to inform you but the Moggening just rolled into town and uhhhh... yeahhh youre basically MOGGED
>>20428 #
Bonni seems like a nice lass, but 'awfu is the kind of gal you can take down to spoons and have a pint with.
>>20429 #
be honest
do you think she could drink you under the table?
for me? I would never lose (I am at near alcoholic levels when I drink)
neko game night tomorrow evening
Jar product sponsor is crazy
Idk what the sprock to do with capcut
imagine waking up
>>20446 #
all countries outside of the english speaking world says "sorry" and she probably used the words "socially awkward" and "mutuals" because she is a zoomer and only knows those words in relation to internet stuff
>Laverbread (/ˈleɪvər-, ˈlɑːvər-/; Welsh: bara lafwr or bara lawr; Irish: sleabhac) is a food product made from laver, an edible seaweed (littoral alga) consumed mainly in Wales as part of local traditional cuisine. The seaweed is commonly found around the west coast of Great Britain, and the coasts of Ireland, where it is known as sleabhac.
Would you try it
>>20451 #
yes it is
people in germany say sorry, people in nordicks say sorry
more relevant countries odnt exist so im not counting those
>>20453 #
the german word for sorry is too long and formal, same with scandi ones
if I accidentally bump into someone i say sorry, if I need to pass someone in a populated area I use the more formal swedish one
>>20455 #
yeah they carry very different levels of severity, theres one one for really apologizing stuff, one thats more like "excuse me" and then theres just the english "sorry" that you mostly use for just "yeah sorry mate" if you step on someones shoe level of low severity stuff
mogged
PHEW, REKIBROS EATING GOOD TONIGHT
plans for tomorrow
>go for a walk
>study for at least 3 hours
>read
>loose wait
plans for tomorrow
>stay inside
>walk dog for 1 hour
>stay inside
>drink alcohol
>stay inside
>sleep
plans for tomorrow
do #d10 (1) pushups
average british night out
idea: nekochen tabletop simulator night
idea: nekochen investment fund, we buy and trade on the stockmarket and use the dividends to fund cosplays from our 'fus
idea: nekochen space agency, we build rockets to the asteroid belt, mine gold and become quantillionaires.
>reki and 🍀 at the same con
will they link up? need it or keep it?
idea: paying people on fiverr to make edits of our 'fus
naaaar she looks so canon and valid, i-
>>20478 #
*turns you into mince with my balkan war imported .32 ACP Škorpion held in career criminal style*
narrrr chiaki and fade
Feelin hungry for some goyslop bros
imagining pulling into the parking garage and you just see some girl in her underwear dancing around with a sword.
I T G I R L
you know I am that girl
>>20487 #
neko you cant write a reply with lyrics that came before the part what I already wrote
that would be chronologically incoherent neko
not okay man
>>20489 #
nuh uh if you want to do that you must do it in a standalone post you cant reply to my post because the chronologically incohesion will make other nekos think those parts come after one another and then they might sing it like that at karaoke with their crushes and then embarass themselves and that would not be nice for them
BITCHshake that ass or kick rocks
>got tired of listening to music
>now im listening to ambiental noises on repeat
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i dont understand sportsball watchers
>gets mad when their team loses
>gets incredibly drunk even when their team wins
>>20495 #
it's just so weird that a grown ass man, nearly 60 years old, is shouting and swearing and is mad at everything like a baby because his football team lost. yes i am blogposting about my life rn
>>20495 #
>>20496 #
everyone craves community and wants whats best for their community
just so happens that these peoples community is their sportsball team and possibly a little bit of it being "trendy" to be this upset or enthusiastic over their results because "its what everyone does" according to stereotypes in tv and such
>>20497 #
i can understand in the moment being upset and irrational, you're drunk, you've spent the last 2 hours watching the game, it ended badly, but surely in the morning after don't you think "damn, i was a dick and made everyone else unhappier by shouting and swearing for half the night over a football game?"
>>20499 #
>surely in the morning after don't you think
think about the vast majority of people you have ever interracted with
how often do you think "man, do they ever think?"
some people just arent aware enough and/or does not care for their surroundings. some people feel entitled to their emotions and how they want to express them regardless of if it hurts others in some way
official docket for the nekochen gamenighthaha made you look
I got a random airdrop request on the train and i hit accept and it was /b/ stuff wtf
>>20505 #
No like sturdychan’s /b/
I think whoever sent it probably gets off to sending his own pictures to random people
I screencapped this random reply in a youtube video because it was just really funny to me. There's something funny about obsessive darth maul fans
>uhhhh no actually darth maul defeated qui gon and obi-wan fair and square
>obi wan had plot armor
>no no no maul is actually the most powerful guy ever he kept himself alive
there's definitely people like this for most star wars characters, its just funny that darth maul, a villain with zero lines of dialogue, and some cool face paint has such a cult following despite being a non-character in the first (and only) film he was in.
seriously though when is the nekochen game night gonna be? I want to go buy groceries today
>>20510 #
given that only you and me are connected to neko right now (and Im not the guy who said game night tonight) you probably have time
>>20513 #
Was it noraposter who said game night tonight? But he said he'd been away on a trip, so I don't think he'd suggest something since he wasn't posting
>>20519 #
I was asking because I just boat tabletop simulator so if anyone else had it maybe we could game on there???
i simply do not know, im gonna install it now and browse for some games
>>20520 #
if you found something we could play i could buy it like i said
ive thought about buying tts a few times in the past, many years ago, because i wanted to play stuff like uno etc
>>20523 #I also don't know the rules but I know the vague idea, you build an army worth an amount of "points", for balance reasons, and those armies then brawl, using backpack inventory management
>>20525 #dice rolling based on each unit's strength and special abilities and ranges and cover and...
>>20526 #Oh its actually a game with a dice rolling system? I just thought you put them down on a playing mat and then pretended they shot each other like you used to do with plastic figures when you are a child
>>20528 #thats pretty cool. I watch a streamer that sometimes just streams himself painting his figures and talking about what armies he wants to build in W40KI have played multiple 100s of hours of Warhammer: Vermintide 2 so I am a bit of an expert on vermin, sigmar and the chaos faction 😎
>>20529 #for me? I'm a fan of the imperium, for the emperor, kill the xenoscum, heh, we do a little racism here...
>>20530 #personally I think I would most like to be a fanatical zealot. It seems very kino to be dogmatically in support of a vengeful god like Sigmar
>>20532 #have you seen that popular webm of the tomboy sister of battles "edit" or whatever you can call it? pretty kino but i dont think i have it saved unfortunately
>>20533 #
I've not seen it no, sorry.
I've just downloaded THE GAME OF LIFE, and a couple of other cards, including cards against humanity (with all dlcs), 'member that time remymite streamed cards against humanity? good times.
>>20534 #
Yeah I remember that, wasnt that back in like the winter of '87?
I remember it fondly, like it was yesterday. That one guy that I cant remember, but I think he was french. Alas, he just kept winning and winning, kept using his supernatural charm and (as the kids of the day called it back then) rizz to make remymite laugh.
Will never forgive him for that
that's why nobody french and nobody that rotates is invited to the neko game night
>>20537 #
yeah she's really good at doing the quick changing dangan poses. dangan posing was tiktok's peak
>>20538 #
I think the tok is recorded at 0.5x so that when it plays back its 2x speed
I never liked the danganronpan phase nor did I like the "cosplayer pose" trend
I have never ever seen a tok to this audio except for this one
I crown this one, with immediate effect and longevity forth, the best tok with this audio ever
>>20544 #
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to witness it, did it make a sound?
Check mate atheist libtard
>>20545 #
if nobody saw the tree fall, they cant have copied the tree fall, therefore, i posit, jawfu invented the riot trend
>>20546 #
How do you know Jawfu wasnt a secret Bonistan back in 2020? You cannot disprove this theory
Boni is, as aforementioned in my previous post, too powerful
She influences all
the original Boni Posta
So bid farewell to the Eastern town
You never more will see
There’s self-respect and a steady cheque
In this refinery
You will miss the green and the woods and streams
And the dust will fill your nose
But you'll be free and just like me
An idiot, I suppose
btw werent you gonna buy groceries you silly billy
i guess there wasn't a neko game night after all...
>>20560 #
srry i was late, here's the link
https://skribbl.io/?0RCRwusf
https://skribbl.io/?0RCRwusf
https://skribbl.io/?0RCRwusf
ANON JUST POSTED A RANDOM FUCKING SKRIBBL GAME
NAH THIS IS FUN
theres only one person in the match and his name is Nut
imma create a private room, just hang on a second little buddy
https://skribbl.io/?QLCsfohg
https://skribbl.io/?QLCsfohg
https://skribbl.io/?QLCsfohg
NEW SKRIBL FOR NEKO ONLY
i will wait 2 minutes for players. timer starts now
synced [2/6] neko
go go go go go
lets goooo
another neko game night tomorrow evening
the game? CS2
ap you suck at scribble
yeah this ap guy drew bingo for bongo
yeah but he's so generous AND handsome
ap? this is what I think about ap
>>20581 #
neko get in https://skribbl.io/?QLCsfohg
wait nvm how do i delete a post
>np
nekoposter?
i get to post the new abbles
gn ap guy
im not sleping
"ap" wasn't ap, i'm ap, and i'm moonki
gm ap guy
ap she wants you for your drawing skills buddy
idk who this moonki guy in the game was
does anyone know how he got into the game?
fun playing with you ap but next time we gotta put a password to stop thjat guy from joinng
look how goofy the ass girl looks
>>20598 #
a girl that posts her ass online should not be allowed to use the word "goofy" anyone else think this???
bree looke good
dame bree who gon call you mid now fuck you bree haters
what is stampy
you can never try too hard fellas
too bad you are all europeans like me and want to sleep at this hour
this song popped up in my feed and i like the chorus (it will be a couple days before i get bored of it)
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your fire
your fire
>played skribl for nearly 3 hours straight (not gay)
posting the best tokker of all time (as voted on in the 2015 tokkies)
>>20625 #
first time I ever agree with a post you make
also cant believe I have to post all the new acids around here, youre really slacking
im shocked i wasnt beaten up here on my night walk
>>20636 #
It's strange, I can't quite put my finger on it but acid is just missing something, that 'it' factor that keeps me super invested in a tokfu, the thing that makes me check their pge on areflex like 8 times a day. despite fairly consistent uploads, high quality and a lack of 'misses' or major blunders.
this tok too is just great. her ibuki is great, she didn't just cosplay the character 1 to 1, she's really made it her own.
>>20641 #
That's it, she's too young and innocent to be anything other than a tokter. I also think her lack of an instagram adds to this, I only see her on tiktok, her cosplay tiktoks are all she is to me, whilst tokfus usually post a lot more frequently on their instas so you see them "break character" and "be human", whereas acid, is just a cosplayer, it's much comfier.
>>20637 #
I understand what you mean and for me personally I think I can explain it in one simple distinction
Acid is a tokter, not a tokfu
I only obsess over my tokfu but I dont see acid as my tokfu and therefore she lacks that necessity to facilitate checking her page constantly
fellas im jealous but not intimidated, such a weird thing to feel
>>20640 #
While it does partly have to do with her age, I dont think it does in this case (given that shes 18)
If I found acid today I probably still would only see her as a tokter and nothing more
But idk maybe thats just a personal distinction. Ive only ever had 1 tokfu so I can rationalize it that way but may not be applicable to more people
>you see them "break character" and "be human", whereas acid, is just a cosplayer, it's much comfier.
my 'fu breaks character on her 2nd acc all the time (she is so silly)
>>20645 #
Well, maybe it's just because I'm old, I've been around since the start. Everyone loved Bonbi back then, that's what brought us all together. Then, I really got into abbles, and now reki, but I dunno. I feel more strongly about reki than I did about abbles.
>>20646 #
I was around a little in 2018 and after missing a few years Ive got 3 years in the game now but I still have only felt anything more than "I would protect this tokter like if they were my sibling" once
also I think you psyopped yourself into liking reki fr fr
>>20648 #
I empathise with her a lot with her mental health issues, I just get big "literally me" vibes from her, even though logically I should have more of that with abbles, being from the same country, both of us taking a gap year before doing a 4 year degree at university. Maybe I've just been burned too many times by abbles at this point? That's definitely soured things. Feels like it's been 2 years straight of "wow I really need to cosplay more and stream sometimes" and then followed by radio silence for like 4 months.
>psyopped
a little, at first I wasn't that into reki, but she grew on me a lot, now I rewatch this tok multiple times a day.
I mean, realistically, I wouldn't be here if I wasn't lonely. Tokkers fill somewhat of a void in the soul.
>>20650 #
>I wouldn't be here if I wasn't lonely
the reason I started posting on ttg and then got way more into ttg a few months later
my uptick in ttg posting coincided almost perfectly with me dropping out and no longer living near / hanging out with the people I had in my then uni program
Im less lonely today but Im too invested in bonipostan I must see this till the bitter end now
>>20651 #
I started posting when I was a NEET, I'd graduated college, I was 19, unemployed, no path for future education, I was applying to shitty jobs like mcdonalds and not getting responses, I was pretty much at my most depressed/hopeless.
/bbg/ brought some measure of joy and community into my life. I was there daily, reading every post, watching every edit.
I think the absolute rock bottom wasNew Years Day, 2019. 2 in the morning. Stepdad burst into my room, drunk as hell, shouting at me that I need to get a job.. What a way to welcome in a year..In august I applied to uni, by september I'd move out and really wouldn't come back home for like 4 years. I'm attached to /ttg/ because /bbg/ was there for me at my lowest point, made me feel less alone.
I told myself I'd be more social when I began my masters program last month, but outside of joining d&d club I don't really do anything social, I'm just not great at talking to people I think, I much prefer the comfort of writing like this and talking, but disconnected through an imageboard.
>>20652 #
I found ttg through a wsg thread, I had downloaded some kino vids in the "cute girls" or whatever thread and wanted to look at them and noticed that one of them (i think it was this el tok) had a metadata link to .moe embedded into it
it was right after I had left uni and been a neet for like half a year, gotten a job and felt like shitlike that one The Smiths song!!
idk why I stay, before neko it just felt like an abusive relationship with how shit ttg was turning but me not wanting to or being able to leave for more than a few months at a time
unlike you I prefer the irl human connection over the disconnected online experience but I also paradoxically do not enjoy human interaction too much and like the online stuff a lot more
my brother said that I might have schizoid personality disorder (if I had any personality disorder at all, he wasnt saying that I had it outright) and it does seem to line up in some sense, wanting to be alone and do activities alone, finding it hard to react or express emotions, may appear cold to others, lack drive to reach goals etc
but that could just be anything at all really, I doubt i have schizoid because my disinterest is self-imposed rather than a lack of ability to
>I told myself I'd be more social
I remember the one time I told myself I was going to do a thing like this, told myself I would go out of my way to attend functions and be social. I ended up going the first day of a 3 week introduction thing and then playing WoW for the rest of the year until I dropped out
>>20654 #
yeah but the story about all the uni stuff Ive gone through is long and winding
if covid hadnt happened I probably wouldve graduated this summer with an engineering degree but now I'm doing something completely 180 and I like it so its fine, I've got lots of time
On the topic of uni, boni is studying for and going through her entrance exams, hope they go well for her
>>20655 #
stay on that education grind brother 💪🏻
>>20657 #
Yeah, I... have yet to study more than 2 days for an exam and I'm doing a masters degree now.. so it's a skill I've still yet to master
>>20656 #
"Studying" makes me want to blow my brains out sometimes because its so boring but I know how the alternative feels and I would much rather never touch the wheel of a forklift again in my life if I could (probably will to make free money during summers)
Its comparatively easy to study compared to waking up for a shift in the mines every day
>>20658 #
Yeah, there were like 3 of us forklift/warehouse posters, me, the chep guy (who repaired pallets) and some other guy
I was the one who shilled a forklift cert to the wristlet poster and managed to unfuck his life. Only took like 2-3 days of spamming him in the .moe threads telling him how fucking easy it was and unironically mightve saved his life judging from how happy he seems nowadays when I last saw him postI havent been to turdy in months so Idk that much anymore
>>20659 #
free money and you basically dont have to do a thing except drive what is essentially an RC car with you ontop of it
>>20657 #I still don't actually know who "wristlet" even is
But it's nice you saved his life.
>>20661 #
wdhp (who did he post)
>>20660 #
he's the 3rd british poster, he had a few "gimmicks" whether they were intentional or notcried about his 5 inch circ. wrists, talked about his mercury dental fillings he got as a kid that turned him from the smartest in his class to legit not being able to do addition, a huge neet gamer who never left his room and pissed in bottles, his sisters just sat around at home every day making his life a living hell not being able to leave his room, played final fantasy xiv and lots of wow, talked about how he was going to khs in a year or so because his life was not looking positive due to him working a dead end customer support sales job that people just yelled at him every day
and many more, he probably had many more things about him but those might be some that you recognise
>wdhp
mothi amongst others but mostly mothi iirc
>it's nice you saved his life.
he saved his own life, I just told him how easy it was
forklift certificate might save me too from hanging myself if its that ez, brb
>>20661 #
You're humble, that's a good trait. Jesus was humble too. You're a saint, an angel that moved a hand out of the clouds and saved that anon's life. You're more than a saint, most saints were just important men that history wrote good things about, you're an honest to god hero.
I'm being slightly embellishing but I do think you should remember fondly that you did something very positive for someone's life, someone who was practically a stranger. Sure, he still had to do it, but you helped him on the path. Thank you neko for helping to remind me that the internet isn't all cynicism and shitposting.
>>20663 #
>You're humble
im not humble I am just incapable of taking compliments and would rather dismiss them than accept them
I think it stems from severe lack of self-confidence in some aspectsparadoxically since I have incredible hubris in others
>someone who was practically a stranger
He wasnt a bad poster so I couldnt wish ill on him, thats all I can say
if he had been one of the emojipedos? unlucky bro see you next reincarnation
>>20664 #
>He wasnt a bad poster
moonki bros??? he doesn't know we're one of the bad ones. pepelaugh.
but no, there were a lot of genuinely nice-ish people on /ttg/, at least, before it became sturdy.
>>20662 #
a forklift license here costs €200 and takes two 6-8 hour days (at most)
all I had to do was show up to the first day, it was a course on the theory (safety and other stuff) that took place at a hotel, had to get like 75% correct on the test to get to go to the next step
next step was literally just driving a forklift around for a few hours trying different manuevers and bam, I could get a job with starting salarybut no chance of upwards mobilityof like €2000 after tax which is incredibly high, I think stuff like mailman or mcdonalds pays like €1500 after tax but I am just guessing
hours were shit tho, start work at 05:30 and end at like 1400, killed all social life I pretended that I had (posting on 2chen, threads were dead at all hours I was awake)
>>20665 #
>there were a lot of genuinely nice-ish people on /ttg/, at least, before it became sturdy.
thats why I find it so painful to have had to rip that bandaid off so suddenly
moemim mightve been a massive nonce but at least he didnt air his dirty laundry nor openly groom minors
>>20667 #
orgmin? now that was a hero. invented a new standard for /ttg/, disappeared without a word. kinda like batman.
>>20666 #
>€2000 after tax
I'm going to be lucky to earn that even with all my education at uni, there's no money in being a conservationist :(
maybe I'll get a side gig as a fork lift operator/uber driver.
ap if i replied with a wall of text would you read
>>20673 #
You know me, I love epic tomes. I'll definitely give it a read and a reply.
>>20671 #
It was. The energy was really high, coming off about 6 months of a slow death on /wsg/ as the mods seemed to flip flop between deleting our generals and letting them stay up for weeks. Sometimes there'd just be a day where there was no /ttg/, sometimes they didn't care. When the big hammer finally came down and .org appeared, I for one was so happy, and the addition of liveposting made threads more active than they'd ever been, arguably more active even than the peak of /bbg/, when /wsg/ would be something crazy like 15% /bbg/ threads as we were making threads faster than the board dropped them to the bottom even on autosage mode.
>>20674 #
if you go on /mu/ in the modern day and see the amount of kpop threads there, that's what I imagine bbg was like from your description just now
I only remember very very little of bbg browsing back in late 2018 but I never really cared for bonbi so I didn't stay, much more preferred to watch my normie TikTok compilations in youtube and post Ricardos over bonbis
>>20675 #
It was a lot worse, having just scrolled through /mu/, there's 4 kpop threads that have hit bump limit. /mu/ is a fairly popular board and is moderated to an extent, so it looks like the kpop stuff is pretty contained generally, /wsg/ was poorly moderated but most of all very slow. There could really be 10 /bbg/ threads at bump limit, sitting around for a week or two, as the catalogue slowly pushes them to the bottom, the main thing that killed /bbg/ threads off the catalog was other /bbg/ threads being made.
Of course, the bump limit was what, 300 posts, 150 images? Threads wouldn't last very long on a tiktok general where everyone wanted to post their favourite bonbis or best edits or whatever.
>>20676 #
also, an addendum I forgot about.
2chen.org STARTED as a kpop imageboard. /ttg/ was simply an addition, that massively outgrew what it was originally created for, that's why he was called kpopmin.
the website was a solution to moderation issues both kpop and /ttg/ faced on 4chan, which is to say discrimination against us for our hobbies :(((
>>20650 #
>I wouldn't be here if I wasn't lonely. Tokkers fill somewhat of a void in the soul.
ap i feel the same way but its completely of my own making. folks like me and i can make "friends" easily but my judgment screws me. doesnt help that my self esteem is so high that i barely doubt myself
for example, its very obvious to me that not many guys compete by being more loving, charming or kind; most do it by being coersive and manipulative. and how else would generations of ugly retards reproduce? the genes getting passed down are definitely the ones that lead to babies and they keep those ex-rapist genes in the pool. im very sensitive to it, i believe when it comes to normie dudes: ugly on the outside, even uglier on the inside
also i dropped out of CS bc i felt disgust towards other students. their reason for being there was a simple cause and effect: "ive sat my ass down in front of the computer most of my life and im not willing to try anything else". theyre weaklings, ironically incapable of changing their programming. theres just something inhuman about habitual comfort seekers, and i would have been stuck with them for how long? 4years uni, a lifetime at work? didnt want any of that rubbing off on me so i had drop out. i make more money than them now anyhow
i guess i just want to be someone who is loving, fearless, adventurous and i think hanging around with people other than that would change me. imageboard people dont affect me in any real way so thats why i post here
>>20656 #
>I... have yet to study more than 2 days for an exam and I'm doing a masters degree now.. so it's a skill I've still yet to master
I forgot to reply to this but yeah I havent studied ever in my entire life, never had to because Ive always had a good enough memoryand am adequately smart enoughto just be able to be present during classes, passively soak up information and be able to recite it and get a middling C grade no matter what
I have an exam now on thursday that I doubt Ill actually study more than 4 hours in total for on maybe like monday or tuesday
>>20678 #
>not many guys compete by being more loving, charming or kind; most do it by being coersive and manipulative
I think that's a very cynical viewpoint that I don't think I agree with. The vast majority of the population is ugly in some way, either short, fat, balding, just facially ugly, or whatever, but are most of these men able to have long term relationships and children because they're manipulative? some, sure, but I think you're giving normies too much credit, most of them are pretty dumb, I don't think most people have the capability to truly be manipulative, at least in a subtle way.
That's definitely a valid reason to drop out, your student cohort is likely to be representative of your future employment cohort, if you don't like programmers, probably best not to try and become a programmer. I won't lie, I dislike a number of the more vocal people in my classes but that's probably because I just assume they like their own voices too much and I think their answers aren't ever very profound, I don't think there's anything really wrong with them though, they're just a bit annoying.
>i guess i just want to be someone who is loving, fearless, adventurous and i think hanging around with people other than that would change me
are you able to find people like that in life?
>>20680 #
Best of luck for your exam anon. Try to study a bit more than usual, don't force yourself, but try to do more :)
these two toks are so me
>>20681 #
>Try to study a bit more than usual, don't force yourself, but try to do more :)
almost genuinely impossible. I lack the drive to do anything I know I am not required to do, even if I know that it will lead to a better outcome rather than the baseline "you passed"
I am simply to apathetic to the outcomes of my life and know that, whilst I might not be top dog and get the best job, I'll likely still get one and be just fine
>>20688 #
I wish it worked like this but my parents literally stopped going to my parent teacher meetings in school because I just kept going "ofc yes Ill start doing my homework on time" and never did
I cant remember much if the teachers pressed the issue after the first bout of me not handing homework in but still passing all tests but I do remember that every new set of teachers I had did go through this entire circus when I went from elementary to HS and etc
The only reason i do my assignments in uni is I know I am forced to do thembut I still dont do them until the last moment I know I can because my lust for procrastination is still stronger than my anxiety over procrastination until these moments
>>20689 #
Yeah, thats almost exactly how it was for me as well except for the fact that I sat on my dads lap at age 4 when he was playing BF1942 and since then it was all downhill with my gaming habits
But I also think my shortcomings of not wanting to do more than necessary is an undiagnosed ADHD that Ive had since I was young and runs in my family
>>20687 #
Okay anon you are now REQUIRED to study for your exam. If you don't, your mi flora brasilia.. will stop posting toks.
>>20687 #
>my parents literally stopped going to my parent teacher meetings in school because I just kept going "ofc yes Ill start doing my homework on time" and never did
I feel like that's a failing a lot of parents have, not exactly neglect.. just.. giving their children a little too much freedom. When I remember the sort of things my financially wealthy friends did as kids, I think, damn, they had way less free time, but they also built up a lot of skills, discipline and a hardworking attitude because their parents were constantly forcing them to do stuff, whereas mine, jeez, I got an xbox 360 when I was like 7 and I think that was it. I gamed all day, never did homework, but I was a decently smart kid so I got As and Bs in school and they never pushed me to be better, because I was already much better than they were as kids.
Oh and I never had financially wealthy friends, all my friends were normal people or farmers
The rich kids hung out with the rich kids and did rich people things
I know my problems are ingrained in me since childhood, and it'll be incredibly hard to get better, every day is incremental progress. My children though? I'll make sure they're raised with an attitude towards success. Limited gaming, gonna make sure they go to clubs and sit down with them and do their homework with them and shit.
>>20691 #
I know I can change my situation at a moments notice, I've always known this
I just dont? I am my own prison warden and my own torturer
>My children though? I'll make sure they're raised with an attitude towards success
Yeah, I know all the ways I'll do better but I just have issues seeing myself in a situation where I ever get to this point right now, given how little I apply myself and try to make myself available
>>20693 #
yeah, the devil you know vs the devil you dont and all that
insane how pretty boni is in this scaramouche cos
>>20692 #
Comfort is a big thing. People don't just... change how they are despite it being literally as simple in our cases as putting more time and effort into studying.
gonna go take a bath, maybe you'll be around when i get back, if not, sleep tight neko
>>20694 #
i'll probably be here, my sleep schedule gets totally hajeeb'd during weekends to the detriment of my 8 am monday class attending self
you using a bath bomb?
checked /dbpg/ and saw this
>I nearly lost her, and in that moment I loved her as I have never loved anyone. But then she stayed, and once again I feel an ugly spite when I see her and hear her. I don't want to be like this.
I called it, he never really cared for her like he exclaimed in his crying when she left him, he only felt fear of being aloneBingo and bingogf btw
>>20695 #
naurrr, bath bombs are so expensive for a one time use 💀
>>20697 #
I really want to support bingo, but then he goes and does something like this. Fuck it, I still support him, I want him to get better, I want him to stop mistreating his girlfriend and toying with her, let her go if you won't love her. But I think underneath it all he's still a good guy, because he posted koto and kotoposters have to be good... or my whole moral structure crumbles down
>>20699 #
I dont think he's a bad guy, I think he's just a man who's lucked himself into a relationship that he doesnt actually enjoy but is deathly afraid of going back to a position where he cannot guarantee that he is going to find another one
I can relate to it in some way, or at least sympathize with him. With that said, its not a healthy mindset to have nor do I support his actions in handling this situation though I do understand how it can be hard to break the pattern
>>20681 #
ok ap i agree that i came across too essentialist when i was trying to convey tendencies. so let me rephrase: in my anecdotal experience ugly and retarded is bad combination
had two dudes describe how they date raped a girl, both were unattractive (dumb enough to brag about it, maybe didnt even think it was rape). other time, another ugly dude was saying he loves parties since drunk hoes dont say no and barely remember anything. not to mention if youre ugly AND retarded you tend to be jaded by women, that leads you down to all sort of pipelines (that i think are immoral)
IN GENERAL NOT ESSENTIALIST, ugly dudes tend to be vapid and compete by comitting to social status games. theyre gonna lie about their height and other qualities, flex with cars, clothing and watches. they will also bend their spines backward to be more palatable to women (mindlessly male feminist or "i loved the shitty barbie movie"). and since uggos are sensitive to social status its no surprise onlyfans hoes end up with them, they sense womans status is compromised and surround her like shes a wounded gazelle
>>20702 #
sounds like some really crappy dudes.
you're better than them, right? so you don't need to think about them, it's not like you're hanging out with them, thinking about shitty dudes who's lives you can't change and who's actions you can't really stop doesn't serve to make you happier or a better overall person, it'll just make you unhappy and frustrated
>>20684 #
listen baby if you can overlook my baby sized wrists i will let you suck my dick and i will suck yours too
I do agree with the "Ugly on the outside, ugly on the inside" mindset. I have more often than not experienced that ugly people (men mostly) tend to have horrid personalities. Its a question of the chicken or the egg in finding out whether or not their ugliness caused them to be frozen out of socialization (and thus not develop social skills) or if their lack of social skills and ugly personality caused them to be shunned and their outwardly visual ugliness had nothing to do with it
my wrists are wide and my heart is big. I have so much love to give
my working out habits have gone down hill since august but my wrists grew half an inch in circumference
if I start going again I'll have wrists the size of my biceps any day surely
can someone explain the wristlet thing to me? is it just one of the many 4chan copes for people being unsuccessful with women?
the wristy/wristlet guy of ttg got that name because he would frequently complain about his wrists being 5 inches in circ. and how that was one of the major pitfalls in his life and proof that it was over
my wrists are pretty thin but im pretty sure i dont get girls because my dick is way too big and it'd probably kill them, and also I'm just too much of a sigma male to even like women
>>20715 #
I wish I was gay, things would be much easier.Unless you look like that cute guy from my conservation classes, he's so fricking dreamy. I want to run my hand through his hair and stroke his face and lay my head in his lap whilst he watches the league games he sometimes tabs over to during class and his glasses make him look so intellectual and-
>>20717 #
hah. GAY
I am, as many know, the straigtest neko on neko and I have yet to see a single super cute guy in my school. Theres still that one guy on youtube though, the one smoker who reviews different makes and models of cigarettes, he is so insanely pretty that nowadays if I ever end up in a situation where I have to think of an attractive man I think about him
>>20718 #
>that nowadays if I ever end up in a situation where I have to think of an attractive man I think about him
yes.. all those times during the day where you're forced to think about attractive men...
we're all handsome 7 feet hunks here on neko
>>20728 #
that album is so pretty
[YouTube] ???
>multi effect looping
first time seeing this term, lemme watch
>>20730 #
its mostly just a normal loop pedal but the multi-effect part comes in with the fact that he is using reverb on some loops and not others etc (I think)
[YouTube] ???
this cover is also really good. if you close your eyes you can, at times, not even tell that it isnt actually Thom Yorke singing and his band playing
if you like radiohead, check these Joel Edelmann guys' channel out for more of their covers, [YouTube] ??? heres another one of the same album that is really good iirc
it's night like these whe
>>20732 #
I like that song, its very pretty but for the "pretty but moody" radiohead songs I much prefer this one [YouTube] ???
I think this song being featured in Black Mirror back in like 2016 was my first exposure to radiohead music and listening to it
That episode, Shut Up and Dance, is such a cinematographical masterpiece
__x-men
[YouTube] ??? this radiohead song is not in any of their albums afaik but its so good
and here are some live performances if you want background noise at any time neko
[YouTube] ???
[YouTube] ??? (not by thom yorke or any of his bandmembers but its an amazing performance, he does a whole composition around the songs Everything In Its Right Place & Paranoid Android beautifully interweaving original material with the songs themselves and then the songs together. Its a must-listen (and almost watch tbh)
>>20743 #
posting some smileys so you can stock up on smiles :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D ;D ;D :D ;D ;D ;D D:D :DD :D D:D D:D
._.
wish the capital i would have those serif looking things on the top and bottom :|
treasure these days, we cannot know they will last forever :D
I hunger for flesh, I crave sustenance. My body is a series of rods and pistons screaming in agony for the fuel that keeps this prison of flesh running. :D
might get some choccy milk also :DDD
happy birthday :D
why are you up so late neko
>dream ex was 3 months preggers and my house was infested by bees
yeah thank god that shit ended im goiing back to sleep
hello anonies. thank you to whoever told me about this site. It is nice to know this place exists.
>posts an instagram story of him sniffing shoes
this guy is literally TOO powerful
the fact that he is in germany right now really messes with my headcanon, it cannot be
it.. cannot... BE
I was so certain of this magic mans identity and now he is present at mex and this just throws it all in hogwash!
this cosplay that he photographed was really cool
she is just like me (mentally ill and trapped in a soap making facility)
wheres my mind if zoomer be like
where is my phone 🤣🤣😂😂
If you have complaints over our freedom here on nekogov? You better take your ass to the post office and send a letter of complaint.
Here's the address you can address it to
75 N East Ave, Fayetteville, AR 72701, United States
truthseeker's association save me ahhhhhh
fun thing is you know they have a dogshit sound quality and will probably last 3 months before the left earbud breaks
i now buy 3 euro wired earphones since i somehow manage to break any earphones every other week
>>20785 #
yeah, reki put it on her wishlist, then a few hours later it wasn't on her wishlist anymore... weird....
>>20787 #
meh, I've had some bluetooth earphones for like 4 years and they're all good.
>>20791 #
did you pay for them? if not, its over bro
theres a new paypiggy in town (bengo) and he got 3 hugs and a compliment at mex con in payment for the headphones
>>20792 #
>did you pay for them?
implying i'd let anyone else claim the vaunted title of Pookie Wookie Bear
so strange that tf2 essays videos still get 100k views from channels with like 3k subs
Piercing on your lip its perfect,
never seen another girl this perfect,
sticking out your tongue for the picture,
you're so pretty,
you're so popular,
I just want to be your sweetheart,
fucking come here,
give me your heart
Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler
You're so skibidi, you're so fanum tax
I just wanna be your sigma,
fricking come here, gimme your ohio
I forgot to fulfill my daily smiley capita so I'll use them all at once here
:D :D :D ;D ;) :^) ^-^ :D :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :| :/ xDD xD xd Xd Dx
nothing hurts anymore i feel kind of freeeeeeeeeee
average rekiposter's facial hair 💀the worst part is he still has a better beard than I can grow
@AP
forsen is going to play your favourite game now, Texas Chain Saw Massacre
>>20814 #
sorry, I am still owed another 999,999,998 smoochies from moonki, I am saving myself for her.
>>20815 #
Cutie patootie poochkins really deserves his smoochies (too bad she is about to declare bankrupcty and be legally acquitted of her debts)
>>20821 #
tell me this isnt the exact same cosplay
>3 years ago
>reki 2 years ago
reki copied boni again I guess
>>20822 #
another boni W. it's over, just deleted my reki folder I won't post this FRAUD or COPYCAT ever again.
>>20824 #
>the neko deepstate agent putting der boni arkiven into storage
like in the x-files whenever deepthroat man would hide an alien artifact in the big warehouse.
I always forget how bad this thumbnail is
>>20826 #
>the whole file is just his unbroken CS2 winstreak
he's too powerful
>>20827 #
the thumbnail I see in my file browser is the same thumbnail that shows up on neko
>unbroken cs2 winstreak
my friend and I lose three (3) games in a row yesterday and we both deranked (its so over)
the amount of rank we lost was so large that we have to win one (1) full game to recoup our losses
es ist counter-vorbeien
I really really like her SG Akali cos.
sans thumbnail
This is the best one of the batch.pits
are you gonna post the same two girls all day long
bri so cut e
noemie looks cool in every cosplay
what anime is this
this texas chain saw man game is super cool how come no middle-aged streamer played this before?
how does it know its turkfu when filename is hidden
wagwan neko, ya batty boys
peep this. average britbonger
new rick and morty dropped will they top pickle rick #8ball (It can't be helped)
they are such a cute couple please god let this be me next year #8ball (It can't be helped)
another cute couple
not scared of heights but im scared as duck of bugs and one is in my room rn
>>20882 #
>go to jessu's page now
>have to scroll down like 40 videos to see a single one where she does anything tourettesy
I guess people stopped watching for the tourettes, so her tourettes went away... weird................. isnt that............ strange.............
>>20887 #
it's not bait. There's been studies that show "tourettes" diagnosis increased massively during the pandemic for no explainable reason, which is a polite way of saying, there's a bunch of teenagers pretending to have tourettes.
>>20889 #
her motortics probably lessened or they dont show in the video due to her mostly filming stuff as she's doing something, i.e. focusing (which she has said multiple years ago lessens her tics in the moment)
if oyu check her most recent tok, she's still showing verbal tics that shes had for years
*picture of a fly* <--- clueless
oh no~
spammie hours
>you now remember the worm board with shit like
>>20910 #
I went there a month or so ago
Still the same 4 trannies posting there but now they have another like 10 namefags (all trans) and a megutv plugin that is incredibly intrusive and plays youtube vids
#blur
>>20902 #
>oh no
I dont believe it, you say that you think you know the meaning of love
Do you really think it can be told?
I'm a motherfuckin pinerat
You say love is aaaalll we neeed, you say
With your love you can change
all of the fools, all of the hate
I think probably out to lunch
gottem
>>20921 #
This audio is really good, many people wouldn't know this but the song that plays after Boni says the famous "look at me I'm kermit sewer slide" is "Bubblegum Bitch" by Marina and the Diamonds, the singer-songwriter legally called Marina Diamondis. Bubblegum Bitch is the second song on her album Electra Heart, ironically it is also her second best album, with her first best being her first released album "The Family Jewels", with a tracklist so catchy most people probably don't listen to the lyrics, but they should.
was at the tower of london today. sadly failed to get any good photos, only took this at the end of the day and it didn't turn out well at all. This phone doesn't have a great camera and they never look good at night time anyway. will do better next time. tower bridge was well lit and looked great, and would probably have worked out as a much better picture but sadly bingogirls feet were sore and she didn't want to walk around finding a good angle with me
>>20923 #
Marina and the Diamonds? I remember talking about Froot here on neko and guess what. It blew!
We did NOT like froot
>>20931 #
It's by far the best gorram dam one.
I'm gonna live, I'm gonna fly
I'm gonna fail, I'm gonna die
I'm gonna live, I'm gonna fly
I'm gonna fail, gonna die, die, die, die
I know exactly what I want and who I want to be
I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine
I'm now becoming my own self-fulfilled prophecy
Oh! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no, oh!
>>20933 #
I'm lazy and also I don't post abbles anymore as a protest against the abbles treatment of us fans.
>>20931 #
abblesposter it is your turn to recommend an album. leave it on my desk
>>20937 #
artificial growth. the new kora. an industry plant. likely the daughter or neice of some hollywood bigshot. she looks like a coppola
>>20935 #
Oh I've got an album for you pal.
[YouTube] ???
"the megas - get equipped"
Oh I've got an album for you
*sits on your face*
>>20939 #
>Ive got an album for you
>posts video game neil sissyrega soundtrack
this is not real music what the spruce
>>20945 #
SNRTMAAPDMNPAR (Silly Niko Referring To Me As Abbles Poster Despite Me Not Posting Abbles Regularly)
my thoughts so far: megaman's simplistic and innocent worldview in this song (get equipped) contrasts with his philosophical diatribe in Lamentations of a War machine. It creates a really sad tale of a boy's naivity being erodes as he's forced to face the truth of his situation
any mr beast fans in chat remember this one
You may not like her but in many ways she is a tokfu and this tok is incredibly cute, she sings so well :)
You may not like her but in many ways she is a tokfu and this tok is incredibly cute, she look at the camera so well :)
>>20953 #
yes, i too saw that one, but it wasnt very good.
>>20954 #
I'M MR RAGE
I'M MR RAGE
I'M MR RAGE
I'M MR RAGE
I'M MR RAGElowkey goated song and goated tok. take a +2 from me bp
would I appreciate this album more if I'd played the games
>>20957 #
I have NEVER played a megaman game and I've listened to every album by the megas like 2 dozen times.
>>20958 #
I should kick your fucking ass.
>>20959 #
>I should kick your fucking ass.
hey buddy settle down ok, no need for such hostilities
how about I offer you the calm and relaxing serenity of real music [YouTube] ???
DO NOT POST CANTHINKY SHE WILL COME HERE AND BE A PICKME
we going?
>5/7
what the hecko, neko must've had a necro, to revive this place from the deado!
>went down to 4/8 just now
watch this magic trick ill make the number go down to 3/8
why y'all on neko today? just felt like a change of pace? you gonna stick around?
>>20969 #
>why y'all on neko today? just felt like a change of pace? you gonna stick around?
I just felt like checking in, blessing this lesser place with my presence for a bit before I march back to the Holy Land over at .help
what the FUCK is that ring around koto's head??
I found him, that guy that takes all the pictures with reki. He goes to EVERY con.
>>20976 #
old man bonnie posta..
>>20977 #
Anonie, it's the rings of saturn, koto is a planet.
I'm sorry bro this album is doing nothing for me
rick and morty s7 ep1 sucked
damn, now that bingo just arrived that means he has missed so many kino boniposts
maybe I should post them all again, all 500 of them
Bingo's here? Damn, it's time for me to Bin-Go.
Bin-Go? Nuh, its Man-Go
For the fruit in the off out put the hot food in out the cold food
>>20988 #
>For the fruit in the off out put the hot food in out the cold food
did you have a fucking stroke
Bingo? You mean Bongo?
>>20993 #
us ancientnekos all just did a light chuckle and tipped out hat to acknowledge the ancient memes and the epic tomes that the newnekos will never understand
>she sips the coca-cola
pepsi bros not vibing with the fact that moonki sips the superior soder.
remember this game
is ryo actually quitting cosplay guys
>>21001 #
Yes, I was hyped for it because it was advertised heavily based on the dev's experience with the original fallouts and new vegas and it turned out to be... mid as fuck, with a really poor conflict. The corporations were not only evil, they were incompetent. How did they screw this up? Obsidian did faction conflicts so well in New Vegas
randomly got the urge to watch this movie
>>21010 #
Mass Effect 3 is a better game than Mass Effect 2 and I'm willing to die on this hill.
Okay, not entirely in every way, but the combat is much better, the story actually is about the central conflict of the series, it has great inter-companion stuff, the citadel DLC is what everyone wanted from the ending to the series. My biggest complaint for ME3 isn't even the ending, it's Wrex. They made him weirdly immature, quick to anger, and desperate to fight, when ME2 he'd become such a great character as a leader, ME3 makes him more childish than Grunt.
ap must have been sexing the blue alien
>>21014 #
narr, never really liked liara tbh. Honestly like most of the original companions she gets ruined in mass effect 2.
>Liara goes from a timid scientist to a BADASS INFORMATION BROKER in only 2 years, despite having no social skills, no contacts, no money and doing it on a planet full of people that can live for centuries, so everyone would be VERY entrenched and upwards mobility would take decades.
>Tali goes from an engineer to a BADASS WARRIOR PRINCESS
>Garrus goes from a frustrated cop to a BADASS VIGILANTE KING regardless of if you teach him to follow the law or ignore it in ME1, your choice doesn't matter. He always ends up just as crooked and outside the law as Saren, despite his motivations for joining you in ME1 to being hating Saren being outside the law.
>Kaiden turns gay, i mean, who cares, only women like Kaiden
>Ashley gets ugly
For me? It's Jack. Love jack.
did you guys play picrel
best bioware game is still dragon age origins
>>21021 #
naurrrr, maybe on some other imageboards, but in the 2023 NEKO Tokkies, Red Bull won in a landslide.
nekobros drink capri suns
>>21019 #
we watched this during nekochen movie night a few months back
maybe ill watch amelie some day if theyre similar to each other
this week I watched coraline and killers of the flower moon in cinema (one after the other). both good flicks. is it ever explained why coraline's neighbour is blue
>>21030 #
It's a good movie anonie. some people were dressed up for the occasion
>>21029 #
>is it ever explained why coraline's neighbour is blue
Henry Selick explains that Mr. Bobinsky's skin is blue because he's outside all the time, in the cold and damp weather, wearing only a sleeveless shirt and short pants. And the cold causes his skin to become blue
>>21027 #
>neko movie night, what're we watching this week?
ask me again tomorrow or later in the week I have a ravaging headache right now I cannot think about anything but boni
ravacious
wait, I can show all the new nekos my shitty edits.
rambocious
the hurricane ravaged my ass
I love this cos so much
>>21043 #
funfact: "Boni" is cosplaying the character "Scaramouche" from the video game "Genchink Impact"
should've used the acid strategy of a covid mask to hide her SHOUTING the faggot word
real talk
forsen beat the record like 2 days ago and his stream has been so fucking boring since then
>>21050 #
damn acid is the rap god M& M
>Nort Hernlion
I looked this guy up and let me tell you, this Nort guy is proper bald innit. Ting norwoodin an' all yea? Cant watch him sorry
we only watch kotobro's twitch here
my hairline is proceeding
my hairline is trying to fuse with my eyebrows
my eyebrows are connecting
one of the acid toks of all time.
Acid? this is what I think about acid
>>21065 #
you know it's an acid tok when the saturation is turned up to 300%
>>21067 #
how is that cringe? You're probably the same nerd that hated THE MEGAS - GET EQUIPPED
>>21066 #
I get an instant burst of SOVL injected into my body every time I hear cringe music like this, fnaf music and other stuff like Baldis Basic in a tok
holy sovl
>how is that cringe
because they are for younger people than me. I still like it though its just a good descriptor of what kind of music it is
have a meeting with my manager tomorrow to discuss my goals for the year
it isn't looking good for us bros
you also know its an acid tok when theres trigger warnings for stuff that nobody would find offensive
>>21066 #
oops masked filename
>>21071 #
!!NOT SAFE FOR RAMADAM!!I like to print this tok out and put it up near mosques in my home town, heh...
cant believe spiderbittes has grown into an adult
what is she censoring here? we may never know. I hope this is safe for ramadam.
Okay, this is officially the best acid tok of all time. I challenge you to find anything close.
>>21078 #
Maybe not the best but definitely the coolest
I remember talking to you about it and you then said "I havent watched it yet, I dont wanna have season 5 spoiled to me" like a nerd HAHAAHAH neeeerd ☝🤓 (this is you btw)
acid out here like it's 2010 youtube.
lowkey this song slaps, it's like my childhood.I should make a really intentionally bad slideshow "edit" set to this song.
accidentally just fligugigu'd myself
>>21083 #
that could be funwhen is the capcut tutorial dropping???
went through my american psycho cream routine now im sleeping
>forgot that there was an F1 race today
I probably didn't miss anything anyway...
>>21084 #
remember, my price is the same as always, just say ONE nice thing about reki.
gn neko
>>21086 #
I can tell you that Verstappen won and then nothing else mattered
>just say ONE nice thing about reki.
how do I know you will uphold your end of the bargain? I've been reading a lot about contract law and I KNOW you will stuff me on this deal
>>21089 #
I was looking at the results online and the points are all weird. 17 for a win, 11 for 2nd?
was something weird about the points today?
Music recommendation.
I'm sharing the hauntingly beautiful "Satellite of Love (Official Audio)" by Lou Reed
>>21092 #
[YouTube] ???
mandem forgot the link, what a bumbaclaart
>>21092 #
>>21093 #
Ive listened to this album, I rated it "possibly one of the worst albums I have ever heard"
This song isnt too bad but listen to new york telephone conversation, that one stinks
>>21095 #
You forced me to remember that awful album so now I force you to listen to this "song"
[YouTube] ???
after 5 seconds I already want to turn it off, sounds like some shit from a children's cartoon.
>>21097 #
The entire album is a catastrophe. The most popular song "Walk On the Wild Side" has 420 million plays on spotify and its a mess
>>21098 #
>all the comments about Davie Bowie's backing vocals
I know Bowie is popular, but damn, imagine being mogged in the comments by the backing vocalist..
Yeah this song was garbage, I'm gonna go listen to STEVE LACY, BAD HABIT now
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>YOU CAN'T SURPRISEEEEE A GEMINI
this is so me (I am a libra but I'm attracted to gemini women)
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now THIS is real music
>tfw no new Abble toks
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The masculine urge to go on a night drive with the love of your life in a white ferrari, to stop on a hill overlooking some great americna city like Las Vegas and propose.
>>21110 #
>Las Vegas
Cocteau Twins mentioned
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Garlic Fondue....I love Frank Ocean
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I was born too late to be the space pilot that I've wanted to be since I was a kid. There's something really nice about the infinite vastness of space and the idea that one day future generations might be able to explore it, if we survive to that point. I can't go to space, but maybe in my life I'll help forstall the planet's destruction long enough that someone somewhere sometime can go out there and fuck an alien.
>>21112 #
You know what I love? Light pollution. Cant get enough of it. More street lamps and led bulbs that never turn off for me please!
Yasss!!
This is how the city of Phoenix (AZ) looks like from Sunrise (AZ), 55 miles (90 km) away
Now imagine looking at that with your naked eyes! Thank god the natural beauty of halogen lamps and LED bulbs drown out the artificial yuckyness of the night sky. Its a pest that our ancestors were forced to grow up and live with but thankfully we were able to cure it amen! Thank god for modern science!
>>21113 #
tfw I probably won't see the night sky ever as untouched as when I was in South Africa, in the middle of nowhere on a game reserve. the UK is too small, everywhere has a big city like 40 miles away..
I don't mind cities at night, if you're looking at them specifically they're beautiful but yes they do mess up the view of everything else.
>>21114 #
I am a bit envious because I havent truly experienced the starry skies yet but one day I will, hopefully before its too late, travel up to the northern Lapland mountains during the thickest winter, go hiking up into the wilderness and just gaze at the sky and hopefully see some aurora borealis since I'd be within the arctic circle
>>21115 #
Go even further north and visit the native finns, the REAL finns.
>>21117 #
no, not the sapmi.. Maybe you're too lacking in historical gnowledge to know...
>>21116 #
the sapmi live in Lappland
[YouTube] ???
>not the sapmi
>native finns
are you talking about the hyperborean aliens that descended from the Asagard???
>>21117 #
Your eyes might not be ready to witness this. Prepare yourself youngneko. Your very heart, very soul, very essence will be tested by seeing their visage.
Alright I'm gonna go brush my teeth and put on my 4 layers of skincream as I get ready for bed. This'll be the last letter I ever send yo' ass. Sincerely yours, Stan.
sugar hiccup
sugar hicuuuuuuuuuup
Beggin, beggin youuuuuuuuu
BURN THE LAND AND BOIL THE SEA
YOU CAN'T TAKE THE SKY FROM ME
w3
Miserable day of work so far today lads
another day another slay (we had a zoom lecture and I slept through half of it)
dreamt that i was obese. genuinely terrifying
also i think in the same dream dreamt that nekomin made a post that he pushed a big update to nekochen but he never said what it did
>>21133 #
I was hoping today could be a chill start to the week where I caught up with things I'm behind on and have some time to revise for my exam tomorrow. I have been batting people away all day. Instead of going down my work pile is going up. By tomorrow I need to have 4 testing samples ready for review, extend another sample, annotate 6 policy docs and send off my Goals for the year. I will have to stay late today and use tomorrow morning as my revising time.
I found a quiet corner of the office today to work at my own pace without distractions. Not only did this fail, but two female coworkers I quite like came round and saw me and invited me for lunch. So not only have I lost my private workspace but now I look antisocial too.
I don't enjoy living like this. I want to do better. But every time I say that it fails to materialise.
>>21135 #
the nekochen update was a backdoor to allow the CIA, the FBI, the IRS and the EPA to read and monitor all of your posts specifically. It wasn't a dream, that really happened, they're watching your every keystroke.
I remember when I found this tokker back in like January and she had only a few thousand followers
She came up on my fyp again recently and she is up to 100k now
tok from the past
recent tok
I am an angela stan now she is just like me
>THOSE people are here now
:/
rare nora
Did you nekos wanna have a movie night on saturday?
nvm i read the post wrong jeez louise
>>21150 #
nono im just retarded, ignore my prev post, sure we can have a moovie night next saturday, you got any cool picks?
>>21151 #
>you got any cool picks?
Ive been wanting to watch Honey Boy (by Shia LaBeouf) since like 2019-2020 some time
So it might be that movie, or maybe some movie in the "he's literally me" category like Sound of Metal
Natalie
ap you here or are you still playing with animal semen samples
wow seven people here, my fan club must be here to stalk me again
https://gofile.io/d/MGEXY6
recentest kay stream
watched love is war first kiss movie today and it was kinda mid, felt like a cash grab BUT overall the anime series is excellent: the characters are like kira and L from death note but the romantic tension was the focal point
now that kay watched lolita and posted it on her titktok im forced to like her
>girl that pedobaited by posting basically full nudes when she was a minor
or
>girl that pedobaits by posting pics of her ass in underwear and hanging out with pedos when she still is a minor
yup good selection to choose between
i started liking sushi bc her relationship is so cute
any more modest prude tokfus
we can go even more modest
its good seeing bonbi having fun with friends in 2018+5 as opposed to getting groomed by ugly retard hs dropout
>>21188 #
Not only she looks miserable but you can see from her photoshoots she's just not the type for that kind of stuff, she should go back to normal wholesome cosplay toks
that trip to vegas/la (or wherever it was) broke bonbi
omg bbg reincarnated on nekochen
Я люблю бонбибонкеров
>>21188 #
best outcome is that she finds some ridiculously attractive lithuanian man that will genuinely love her and never be neglectful IN SPITE of her onlyfans. i truly wish this for all onlyfans hoes
sturdymin is an evil evil little man....
we are all listening to modest mouse good news for people who love bad news, and realising that it isn't as bad as we remember it
there were 8/9 synced just now
so while everyone is here QUICK watch this tok hidden secret nekochen information hidden inside it (I had to spread the word this way so that the evil government scraping all messages on this site does not catch it)
neko is unironically too fast for me now, im gonna leave to a smaller imageboard.
takeurmeds.org just went live
2chen.org just popped up as well whats happening??
someone just BAKED on /wsg/
*2000 word wall of text why bonbis caroline is the best*
*epic tome about feeling slightly sad that a girl didn't smile at him today*
*mediocre novella about girls looking at him and that means they are madly in love*
started writing an in depth play by play of my day today but realised I'm not a relatable protagonist
new cute, is there any way to fix windows filenames
7293237327156088096 This one was so hard to get right lol #blackcat #blackcatcosplay #spidermancosplay #tasm #spiderman #spidermanxblackcat #blackcatxspiderman #ameamehaaa #couplecosplay #egirl #marvel #dc #fyp #fypシ #cosplay #cosplaygirl
>>21217 #
> is there any way to fix this windows filename
what do you use to download and name the file? its likely that your filename is too long and thus its just shortening it in order to not corrupt the file
i think its 255 characters max (including filepath)
I remember I had a similar problem with my homebrew tok downloader, when it downloaded and named files with super many hashtags it would be too long and toks would just stop playing and corrupt, had to write a script to cut them off after X amount of characters to guarantee that they didnt do this
>>21222 #
try using something like this instead%(title).240s.%(ext)s
it might work. the important part is the ' .240s ' after whatever operator you are using to grab the description (and then ' .%(ext)s ' after that to get .mp4 ending)
hoping reki will grow out of her tranny jaw
I'd like to pursue a creative 'side hustle'. I was thinking of starting to write. I don't know what I would write. I couldn't pull off a novel, I think. A travel blog would be nice. I was listening to a podcast the other day where a guy who wrote for the foreign affairs part of a newspaper was talking about his time in egypt and china. That sounds like the perfect way to live. I have neither the money or time to travel though, so there's not much potential in that. I don't really have much to write about. But I feel I have a strong soul with something worthy to say. We all think this about ourselves I am sure, and whenever I put pen to paper nothing of worth seems to spout. I would need a subject people are interested in, and I don't think I have that. Maybe a short story would be worth a try. By the time I finish a novel chatgpt will have rendered writers obsolete anyway.
I like the idea of having some dream I'm working on, even if the chance of success is near 0. Just so I can have some hope in my life. Something, however unlikely, that I can sit back and imagine delivering the life I always wanted.
wow 8/8
im glad queen lizzie is dead
neko why are you so fast neko
we're on rush hours rn
i invited my entire extended family (scandi has small family units) to look at bonis with me
thats why we have 3 more postersthan usual
>>21236 #
>But I feel I have a strong soul with something worthy to say. We all think this about ourselves I am sure,
just write about whatever
ive considered writing something akin to a manifesto where I just spout my beliefs about everything that exist, my thoughts on everything and whatever else comes to mind
you know what we need more of? scientists writing their theories of everything
>An in-depth look into tiktok obsession and dancing girls online, an Harvard research paper(345 pages)
>why i cant pull bitches and why its not my fault
>a novel by me
>>21259 #
>A manifesto is a published declaration of the intentions, motives, or views of the issuer, be it an individual, group, political party or government. It often is political, social or artistic in nature, sometimes revolutionary, but may present an individual's life stance.
the "views of the issuer" and "often is political, social [...] in nature" and "may present an individuals life stance" is how it would fit in under the manifesto umbrella
would you guys dress up as a gorilla for your tokfu?
it's gotten to the point where my belgian cloverfu posts and i dont even care...
they made anime real
>>21288 #
reminds me of those old and really surreal youtube videos of like british or german dudes just feeling each other up when theyve got anime masks like these
i think the link didnt post in time
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>and forklift certification drivers license
kekw pepelaugh chiblee
we are all listening to this
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>>21299 #
no im listening to this
[YouTube] ???
does lily have a tiktok
>The Navy is ditching its century-old tradition of having Chinese servants on warships amid fears they could be spying.
>Hundreds of Chinese laundrymen have worked on British ships since the 1930s with most from Hong Kong but will now be replaced by Nepalese Gurkhas.
hm
the abblesposter's father killed osama bin laden
Kukri knives are so fucking cool and the nepalese are based in my books
notice the ip count dropped my stalker tokfus are gone to film some tiktoks for me (their anonfu)
>>21314 #
hopefully they are kino, you are hot enough for only cute kino tokkers to stalk you, right?
>Open CS2
>Play one deathmatch game for like 7 minutes
>Forget that the game is turned on for 3 hours
>Turn the game off
Just another monday
i like the deathmatch mode, feels like playing a knockoff call of dooty
its time to admit onlyfans hoes are modern day royalty with private estates and enough land to own vineyards
>>21322 #
well theyre paying a price in their own way, i bet my life is better than theirs even though im much poorer
>>21325 #
My dignity and self-respect is very much NOT worth 5 million dollars, not even close
if I could buy an estate out in the middle of nowhere and live out the rest of my life with my savings from having shown the world every inch of my body, inside and out? Sign me up in a heartbeat
>>21326 #
for women its a much worse trade off but thats not what i meant. i think they barely leverage their wealth. i know noemie has a huge house and a gym but anyone could get 90% of that utility with a 2 bedroom apartment and a gym membership
heres some expensive stuff of my bucket list
- road trip the united states for 6 months (im basically there)
- base jump training (you need equipment, 200 skydives within a year to qualify, its like 30k usd)
- i love trains (im autistic (undiagnosed)) and want to go on luxury ride in japan
- REALLY WANT A SUBMARINE AND IM UNPHASED BY TITANIC PPL DYING
>>21327 #
you could afford all this if you had been born an attractive woman and a shameless one at that
>>21329 #
yeah but my lack of testosterone would make sure i only spend that money on concerts, plushies and clothes
>>21331 #
so them being able to afford exactly whatever they want in life while you cannot translates to you probably still living a better life than them? assuming you are >>21325 #
if they can afford exactly whatever they want and do get it, I think that their lives arent that bad unless they view having to whore themselves out as akin to selling their soul I guess
>>21332 #
i mean they have more potential than me but it seems that they kinda stay in house all day long and play league
Koto spent all of her tok money on government bonds
>>21335 #
then theyre worse off than basically any other woman that can play vidya after work AND not have half the population think theyre subhuman
>>21337 #
yeah but can those any other women afford their own estate in the middle of the woods that allow them the freedom to do whatever they want if they ever realize that they want to do something else but play league?
Plus, they dont have to go to work like "any other woman" either
Women sadly aren't very independent beings
>>21338 #
it doesnt matter what they COULD do if they dont do it and it really doesnt look like many of them end up doing anything meaningful
>>21340 #
who are you to decide whats meaningful?
going on train rides in japan doesnt sound super meaningful but it would still make you happy
>>21341 #
im giving you a second reply since youre being disingenous. its about UTILITY, playing vidya when youre poor or rich is the exact same experience. staying in house to shit and sleep in is also such a common and DAILY experience for people that it barely matters if your prison box is bigger
what i listed in my bucket list is not something people get to experience WITHOUT wealth
>>21343 #
>since youre being disingenous
>disingenuous /dĭs″ĭn-jĕn′yoo͞-əs/
>adjective
>Not straightforward or candid; insincere or calculating.
No, I am genuinely asking you who decides what is meaningful or not.
Sure, if they knew that the only thing they will ever need to be happy is to play league in their free time, then of course they dont need to whore themselves out for millions. BUT, doing so gives them more free time to play league and increase the amount of time they are happy during, as opposed to someone who has to spend >2/3 of their waking days (excluding weekends) doing things they either cannot derive enjoyment from actively, or are at best neutral towards (sleeping and working), that doesnt factor in travel times if you happen to live far away from your job (remember, unless you are rich you wont always have the luxury of picking where you live), spending time doing chores, cooking etc.
Being able to have the money to afford living exactly in the conditions you want to is such a huge difference compared to not having such a luxury that saying "it barely matters if your prison bix is bigger" is what is disingenuous
>>21345 #
which this also fits into the definition of
maaan, i missed debate hour?
>>21344 #
>No, I am genuinely asking you who decides what is meaningful or not.
the strength of my argument ofc and once again im repeating its about utility and leverage
>BUT, doing so gives them more free time to play league and increase the amount of time
increasing the time you play league has almost zero impact on happiness: try eating 4 dorito bags in a row and youll see that the taste doesnt hit the same after the first bag. its the same with vidya gaymes, utility = shit, use of leverage = shit
>as opposed to someone who has to spend >2/3 of their waking days
it doesnt matter if you get more free time IF you dont leverage that. neets are not the happiest people around and if anything theyre depressed and suicidal with all the time in the world
once again, the purpose of a house - sleep, feed and shit myself. how does a bigger room meaningfully (to you) change that?
>>21348 #
You are viewing this way too anecdotally, you are only able to interpret all of these things out of your own schema and its very clear when you say such things as
>the purpose of a house - sleep, feed and shit myself. how does a bigger room meaningfully (to you) change that?
>increasing the time you play league has almost zero impact on happiness: try eating 4 dorito bags in a row and youll see that the taste doesnt hit the same after the first bag
Just because these are the ways that you function, does not mean that other people do the same thing. Nonetheless are reading wayy to exactly into this, I was never advocating for "play 16 hours of league to make you happy", I am saying that someone who has more time and opportunity to do what they like (and actually doing so) will be happier as a result than someone who does not have the same chances. Of course there are extraneous factors such as having an activity that gives you purpose but looking past that and assuming that both these cases have such things in equal amounts, the one who is able to delegate their own time to their own choosing will be happier than the one who cannot
Plus, you forgot to, at any point in your posts, define what you mean by "utility and leverage"
If by leverage you mean being able to actually spend the free time you have efficiently by doing tasks you enjoy, of course thats an important factor but thats not what we are talking about, thats an entirely different conversation and it also covers what you said about neets feeling like shit. If you assume 100% efficiency in leveraging your time, then the one who has MORE time will be happier due to being able to derive MORE happiness
>>21349 #
>I am saying that someone who has more time and opportunity to do what they like (and actually doing so) will be happier as a result than someone who does not have the same chances
BRO THATS OBVIOUS BUT DONT YOU REMEMBER THIS STARTED IN THE CONTEXT OF SELLING YOUR SOUL? if you end up doing the same things as the dignified poors BUT MORE or if you shit in a BIGGER bathroom, you are simply not getting a significant benefit out of selling your soul. in fact maybe the drawbacks are not worth it in that case
>define what you mean by "utility and leverage"
i thought it was obvious but leverage is how you spend your time/money and utility is what you get out of it. if you LEVERAGE your wealth to play league a few hours more the UTILITY you get from it is not great bc the poors get 80% of the same experience without wealth. but if you LEVERAGE your wealt to have novel exotic experiences that poor people dont come close to having, you get lots of UTILITY and maybe selling your soul is worth it
listen bro i enjoyed talking to you but now im post shower and on the phone dont reply until tomorrow evening if you want
I shouldve gone to sleep 4 hours ago
kitty violated
Just went to the apple store and copped a new phone for tokfu
good morning to the enbies, to the lgbties, to the sweeties, to the l33ties
>>21361 #
He walked away from the castle left in ruins
A path of destruction in his wake
The clouds parted, and the warmth of the sun brought the question -
Is this what you were made to do?
He removed his helmet, dropped it into the soft grass
Would this quest ever end?
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Good News For People Who Love Bad News
>>21366 #
[YouTube] ???
such a wacky and memorable album
even after all these years I still remember all the odd riffs on it
hallo everynyan
dude in my class asks me if I hang out on 4chan at all
when I said yeah I browse image boards and forums he said that I kinda seem the type
is it over? #8ball (Yes)
>>21371 #
then he asked me what boards i browse and i said neko
he replied with "wdyp"
and I showed him this image macro I'd made
>>21373 #
Actually the teacher came over and interrupted us as he was about to start the lecture 💀
He opened by asking "Can someone define good and evil?"
I proudly raised my hand, wanting to repair my reputation with him as he saw us talking in his class and I said.
"Evil? Lesser, greater, middling... it's all the same. If I'm forced to choose between one evil and another, I'd rather not choose at all."
THEN everyone clapped.
Unlike someone, my day at school wasnt as eventful
my lecturer was this women with really nice style, very effay. No idea how old she is but probably late 30s towards 50
the way she acted, carried herself, her voice, her looks, her style. very attractive.
i will be paying attention to every word she says during the course we have with her
brazil isnt real
only slept 3 hours today but i believe it was my love for nora that woke me up, JUST in time to screen record this deleted tiktok. its like god herself whispered "wake up, your soulmate is feeling insecure and about to delete kino"
speaking of poor sleep, i tried 400mg modafinil again. its the narcolepsy prescription meds that ppl shill for staying alert and focused, especially when sleep deprived. but yet again did not notice a thing aside from a slight blood rush (or pressure?) in my head. i swear these nootropics only have positive effects if youre already brain damaged from alcohol or licking lead pipes
in my experience what works best is a low saturated fat diet with lots of fish and a lengthy cardio session to get more blood in the noggin
mcdonalds just released the philly cheessteak doublestack here in my country. serious question, do i get one?
give us a review of the cheesesteak when youre done with it, ive only ever heard about it online like in geowizard's trip through the US and it looks pretty nice
stream
syncwatch
tfw no tokfu gf to watch the five nights at freddys movie with on the 27th of october
im the biggest kay fan
I wouldnt wanna mess with her
cus' she's a jealous jealous jealous giirll..
>>21400 #
jealousy is a completely rational emotion to show from an evolutionary standpoint. its simple mate-guarding and not wanting someone who you rely on / have invested resources into to be a lost cause and end up with someone else, making all of your efforts moot
>>21401 #
jealousy is present regardless of whether or not it has any base in reality. it is not about cheating at all
>>21402 #
>jealousy is present regardless of whether or not it has any base in reality.
Should you only be protective of your property when theres immediate threat of it being taken?
Theres a thing called being proactive
The truthseekers association disputes these claims.
>>21407 #
she was never an ex, but yes that is the plan. there's an 8pm showing so we're going after work
maybe I will study for my exam on thursday, tomorrow
there was a close scare recently that you might be referring to but it never ended up materialising
>>21412 #
I had my exam today anonie. I barely looked at the course notes but I think I did okay. If I had to resit I think I would pass comfortably, if I had put the work in the exam itself wasn't that hard.
>>21415 #
it's a graduate scheme. I graduated last summer. The first 3 years of the job you gain the relevant qualification alongside, which requires like 15 exams and some number of hours working in the industry. in the meantime you spend 75% of your time working and the other 25% having exams. salary nearly doubles after all is done so we are holding steady until then. The exams get a lot harder and my work ethic isn't great so we will see what happens!!
>>21413 #
I was thinking of >>874367 and >>910392
>course notes
are you taking courses? I thought you were sitting on your golden nest eggs at your posh Patrick Bateman job
there are 8 people here now consistently i blame my own charisma for this
>>21415 #
those posts are both me yes that was the close scare. she was upset about the house move, didn't like the idea of giving up our house with a garden for a dingy flat in south london despite being enthusiastic about the idea before. her work transfer meant she was working in a gambling place somewhere pretty stabby and she resolved to move back in with her mother while continuing to send some money towards our/my rent. She was set on it for a few days but decided against in the end. quit her job (this irked me) and cheered up somewhat. long term there are real issues but we'll see. I appreciate these blogs aren't very interesting and I'm complaining about things I've been complaining about on ttg for more than 2 years now
NOEMI JUST SAID I WANT CHAZ SO BAD
>>21419 #
>quit her job (this irked me) and cheered up somewhat
are you going to be the sole breadwinner to a stay at home childless mom or how does the future bode?
also
>south london
even I know this is scary just from what Ive heard online
>>21423 #
she's starting a new job tomorrow. its a bar job in a fairly nice area, but she's decided to go down to part time hours to give herself time to study. you can guess what my thoughts are about this, I won't go into too much detail. but she has lowered her rent contribution further. pretty much halved. London is an expensive city, and I don't really have the funds to subsidise a second person but she's dead set.
>>21426 #
I have my doubts. perhaps if she fails this coming set of exams we can have a reckoning. I understand her position, if I was in her shoes I wouldn't be happy to be consigned to a lifetime of minimum wage work. I just don't have faith it will work, and I'd rather it not be coming out of my pocket.
>>21425 #
first rex tok I see posted in at least a year, crazy
>she's decided to go down to part time hours to give herself time to study. you can guess what my thoughts are about this
unlucky but hopefully she finishes the education and can start contributing in 3-4 years time
and hopefully you have actually started wanting to be with her at that point and not only sticking through it because you fear shes going to end up with a worse guy
>>21425 #
>perhaps if she fails this coming set of exams we can have a reckoning
How long has it been since you passed the honeymoon phase now, 18 months?
You're going to end up marrying that woman
>>21429 #
>I'm 22!
>1.1240007e+21
wow you are OLD!hehe
You are quite possibly the youngest on neko, though I dont know how young anyone else is besides you, me and RPFAP (rekiposter formerly abble poster)
so you were 19-20 when you got together with bingogirl who at that point was 17-18 right?
>>21430 #
I was 20, she was 18. For the space of a few weeks I was 21 and she was 18. I was lucky to escape arrest
>>21432 #
>For the space of a few weeks I was 21 and she was 18.
eek! You predator, neko!
Your best years are yet to come, just think of the future where you and bingogirl are 55, you have eight fully grown kids running around in some bumhole town like Blackpool and you are content with your life as you watch the footy (your favourite team that hasnt won a single league is playing)
Gotta put a bun in the oven in that woman before she starts begging and barking like a dog
DAMN
cringe audio but we love her
noemie having fun with her giant house
I'm just so strong it's crazy
wasnt fast enough to dl new bonbi she deleted
i love seeing noemi manhandled
Kenny
where is the guy that i argue with
Brazil voted best tokkers on average in the 2023 tokkies
>Which image set should I post?
>thanks everyone that voted, turns out I am going to post both of them
we fucking won
everything you all think he has already thought
nekochen scary roblox game night when??
noooo mom and dad fighting
>"Our son is fucking 40 years old and he's still asking me to buy robux John"
>mooooooom
>can I buy some robux for halloween spooky game night
cutest couple ever i love them
maybe I should start talking to women in public. There are so many beautiful girls out there and if, as is likely, they reject my advances, its hardly likely that I'm going to meet them again
I would be so productive if I didn't need to sleep
do cosplay girls spend their day dressed like that or do they only dress for the purpose of recording toks/attending cons and then take them off right after
noemie did it better
>>21534 #
>spend their day dressed like that
I think it depends but from the stories Ive seen from different tokkers, they seem to do it when theyve got the entire day open so they can just sit in it and goof around for multiple hours
have seen many a' toks in my days of tokkers eating dinner with their parents in full costume
>Going to lunch with the family
the Egyptians believed the most significant thing you could do in your life was die
the egyptians believed the most significant thing you could do in your life was build gigantic triangles. I'm not going to them for advice.
I love chip so much you wouldn't believe
>>21549 #
most scholarly research has indicated this to
be false.
did you know woolly mammoths existed at the same time the pyramids were being built, and that cleopatra lived closer in time to the invention of the internet than to the construction of the great pyramids
HOLY SHIT HE'S DOING THE EPIC TAVERN DRINKING BIT AGAIN
when are we starting the neko d/d campaign anyway?
>>21559 #
this guy is my idol you should invite him to neko he would be such a good poster
he would fall in love with abbles, they share the same ambition for epic drinking
not to be racist but white cats are cuter
Trouble and chaos in DnD paradise
>>21563 #
white cats may look cuter but black cats look better
>invalid input: invalid image: image too wide
never seen this error before
did you guys know that we are closer to our deaths than to our births?richard is coming for us
love this face, reminds me of the shrek meme
boiling the kettle, how do y'all have your tea?
americans microwave their tea theyre sick in the head
@chipguy
I actually want to do pvp combat just to kill this annoying character
wow 10 ppl here its so over for sturdy
>give invisibility to our stealth guys so they can follow a sus dude
>the retarded drunk xD player declares he wants to follow them in his full suit of loud armor
>give the bard an illusion so he gets advantage on his bardic performance in a tavern
>changes his roll from a 7 to a 16
>he refuses to give me a 50/50 split and instead gives me only 20%
>>21597 #
No, dickhead rolled well, but still, there's no point in him going, it just reduces their success chance
>>21601 #
Fuck off retard, he's everything that's wrong with the hobby
>>21599 #
>there's no point in him going, it just reduces their success chance
you seem to have missed out on the mandatory class in "the art of doing a little trolling"
yorkshire tea, medium strength, 1 sugar
black swan now that was a good movie
In my opinion roleplaying games are a serious hobby. People that show up to just make dumb jokes ruin it for everyone else
romantic picnics with gorillas is what ap does for work
is this campaign occurring in person or via the internet?
kill him
gotta say running on 3 hours of sleep feels great and im much happier
okay im feeling like ive been lobotomized atp so im gonna sleep gn
>>21625 #
[YouTube] ???
perfect song for you
hm
I love my nekos
>>21633 #
You wouldn't say that if you knew who I was... the dreaded acidposter, scourge of the seven ttgs
>>21634 #
I think we're up to 8 ttgs now
wsg, .org, takeurmeds, .moe, endchan, brainworm, sturdy, neko
technically also .club if you count that one
Only oldnekos remember shrivix
whats going on on
what if we kissed at the roblox palestine protest
comrade autist
haven't had a decent conversation on neko in like 3 days
also neko's active user count has been tripled for the last 3 days
coincidence?
haven't had a decent conversation for like 4 years
>>21648 #
>haven't had a decent conversation on neko in like 3 days
you must've not been invited to the secret goodConversations.nekochen.co.gov subdomain where we had all of our good conversations away from the preying eyes of the newcomers
last good conversation we had was about improvised munitions and other means of terror, in classic neko style
>plan day to arrive 30 minute early to group project activity
>1 hour delay because of multiple car collision
>still arrive late
I could've legit gotten on a bus 50 minutes later than the one I did and arrived at the same time.
Remymite update: He is officially confirmed NOT dead as he's pinned THREE videos on his tiktok page.
New toks? Nada
New insta posts? No no no
nekocore tok incoming watch this watch this tok im uploading it in a second nekocore tok incoming its super nekocore uploading right now its up go go go
>>21659 #
skill diff. take this L.
>>21660 #
ah, I don't think it was very good and I regret waiting for this, it could've been good but it's too /pol/schizo because it's one of those
>haha terrorist good
videos, that is posted here likely by a cia agent. Sorry glowie, I won't admit that I think Ted K is a good guy, because I don't think he is, you won't get a warrant for my arrest you deepstate operative
>haha terrorist good
nowhere in the video does it advocate terrorism :(
I mean, I support it, but that wasnt the point of the video
>>21666 #
oh btw can you review this "e-mail" I drafted up (not with the help of a legal team) to send to a "youtuber"?
>>21667 #
I already run a sci-fi TTRPG campaign about the player working for his planet's secret police, I don't want to also roleplay about being a government security officer on neko 💀
>>21668 #
oh no dont get me wrong, you could roleplay as the paranoid sceptic who believes that the authorities are after him, I could do the government agent roleplay 👉👈
>>21671 #
I unfollowed this girl so many months ago. Her toks scream of "I am so incredibly rich" and her anorexia was getting worse and I didnt need that energy in my life
Hope she succeeds in the model bizz tho
>>21672 #
True. The only energy I need in my life is SOLAR and WIND.
Rolling to live in a solarpunk world when I next reincarnate: #d20 (15) (DC: 18)
>>21670 #
anonie it's 1pm im too tired for the roleplay
What if instead of shooting down Gazan missiles with the iron dome, the IDF instead pacified Hamas militants by giving them some of that iron Dome (sucking their penises)
>>21673 #
>He doesnt want hydroelectric power
I shiggy
rolling for hydroelectric powerhouse in the future #d20 (19) (DC: 18)
>>21675 #
And so the courier who cheated death once, cheated death again, and the Mojave was forever changed...
[insert epic tome about how your original character donut steel courier with 10 intelligence and 1 charisma somehow manages to run the mojave perfectly and integrate all those different factions together]
now we nave no more 'ln' letters because you used tnem all....
>>21684 #neko your posts always make me laugn, i keep trying to bait you by mispelling bumpercarts into posting the funny boni reaction image again
>>21690 #
tnis gimmick nas gone too far, i read now as now
too mucn brainpower goes into understanding wnat word is supposed to be wnat
nowling with laugnter because neko wrote "TI-IE SI-IIPMENT"
we must decide to only laugn witn tne letter 'e' and not tne letter 'a'
or we mignt make people tnink we are calling for batman
nenene
i am going to go on a quest to anotner board to searcn for more I-I's. wish me luck.BANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
#autobahn
why is AP keyboard not working
tnis is so funny
i nope AP comes back witn a new snipment of tnose letters soon
tnis is causing uneven wear and tear on my keyboard
>>21703 #
ne'll come back in an nour dw, ne gotta nurry up tno cuz tne n key letter paint is fading away witn every use
>>21704 #
me wnen i want to type tne lyrics to kanye west's song
[YouTube] ???
im back from my quest, i have recovered #d20 (18) 'ln' letters.
we have to be very mindful henceforth. that means that we shall not waste the letter "h" in too high frequency, lest we have another 'h'-less scenario on our hands again
STOP USING IT SO MUCN
>>21710 #
I will make sure that you will be 'h'-less forevermore. Say goodbye to your favourite letter because only one remains. Make good use of it; don't let it go to waste.
you now remember that losertron exists
Guys, I just got a new snipment of Alpna-bits, now we wont run out of letters any time soon!
Dig in guys, time to get working. Find me those I-l's
Koto is a hood magicianI had to edit in the wall and the roof to make it not look weirdsecret shrek poster behind her
if anyone ever questions the hate for danes in scandinavia
any anonies got a koto archive to spare?just pirated photoshop and wanted to make halloween-christmas edits
I can wait a few days tho, no problem with that anoni
nvm found a working link
found the prettiest song of the year
[YouTube] ???
Work girl has started messaging me whenever I am online past 6 reminding me not to work too late
I wonder if this is a sign of affection
Girl from Neko's work has started messaging me telling me that she keeps dming him to not work late whilst actually staying late herself, says she's gonna get that promotion before he does
the only thing that makes me doubt i got autism is that i never got into fnaf
this shitty shonen anime is not that shitty bros
I hardly ever smile without you
How I wish to be with you every night and every second
But all I do is just stand away from you
>>21752 #
she does not inspire as much of the "need a warrior princess" emotion in me as zerhoes did
my mind is blanking on what her name is
net keep disconnecting today
I haven't been to cinema since 1945
July 20, 1945
On the orders of Maj. General Barton, I traveled to the small village of Wewelsburg, fifty miles east of Dortmund and eighty miles southwest of Hanover...
Maybe it was all a dream, maybe we all imagined the tokfus
the tokfus don't exist
I have finished watching the fnaf movie.
@Rekiposter
exam tomorrow
its 22:38 and I just started studying hehe
if I fail this exam hehehehee
>>21765 #
>>21766 #
It was okay for what it was. Dialogue was embarrassing at times and there were weird allusions to the main character being a pedophile but overall it was fine. Certainly wouldn't watch it again.
Matpat was in it and bingogirl says there were lots of easter eggs. It was more violent than I expected it to be. 5/10.
>bingogirl
gambling is cool but i like Stargirl more
Photo of the day is this fox I just saw. Sorry the picture quality is a bit found footage
[YouTube] ???
Dad Reacts to Frank Ocean - Blonde
Black People React to Koto
Photo of the day.
Sadly neko has seemingly died, never to awaken. You will be remembered anonies.
*coughs*
neko never died until someone came here *coughs even louder*
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR EXAM BONI POSTER
prettiest girl on neko posted
narrrrr she's so fricking pretty i-
will bp pass his exam? #8ball (Maybe)
SUP
tough crowd today, well im still not going back to sturdy (their pussy has no grip on me anymore)
>>21801 #
ppl give way too much shit to sword art online. i dont like kirito (protag), hes a mary sue and bc of it his presence ruins any suspense, his romantic relationship is so forced too. BUT SAO ALICILIZATION is the best isekai ive seen (not my fav genre)
+ it makes kirito in a side character and later a vegetable
+ it has a very likable bromance you can get behind
+ best world building in sao
+ interesting interplay between sentient npcs, non sentient ones and the real world
AND YEAH it devolves into power of friendship (well power of bromance) by the end but you know what? one piece luffy pulls new super powers out of his ass when fighting big bad guys and one one seems to mind
7 autistic people in a single room, no one talks
Hello everyone how was your days?
*coughs*
I
I think the issue stems from so many new people showing up at once, and not understanding the Neko culture.
>>21805 #
I watched the first season, and a little into the gun one but I couldn't get into it again, kirito just has the personality of a wet paper towel.
>>21806 #
good noemi/10, in this image she's doing what I'd doo to her
>>21807 #
bad tok, stole 30 seconds of my life.
>>21808 #
not particularly a fan of cinna tbh
>>21809 #
it's been good I've watched a lot of firefly.
>>21810 #
bless you
>>21811 #
got mass replied at, feeling dirty now
>>21814 #
I can just continue to not reply to you neko but in that case you dont really have a purpose posting here if you dont want to engage in conversation
she was koto all along
are you talking to yourself because nobody seems to be replying
yes
all me
this is the cutest 20yo
estou em casa gente
Germans when NL makes fun of grammarphiles: es ist so vorbei
Germans when NL reveals he is one: wir sind so zurück
>>21813 #
stop being a crybaby bitch nigga you a bitch nigga nigga
no one even knows you nigga nigga bitch nigga
you on some anonymous type nigga shit nigga
>>21829 #
thanks im eating mcDicks (we had no food and no milk at home, literally almost zero food)
>>21832 #
the nigga bitch ass nigga I was replying too was being a sour-pants and was negging the other nekos I had to step in
>>21833 #
You replied to me twice in one post :)
Perhaps I was being negative but I gave replies to the previous 7 posts, all of which were just in a vacuum
my wife and her bridesmaid met up
>>21834 #
>Perhaps I was being negative but I gave replies to the previous 7 posts, all of which were just in a vacuum
sometimes we do a little vacuuming (on neko, never in real life)
being rude is contra-neko culture which you claimed they were not a part of yet they werent rude niggas????
anyways whats good gang frfr wys fam wagwan in the thread my brothers
>>21839 #
my Neko, I don't even remember the birthday of my own tokfu, how am I supposed to remember the birthday of this girl that only was posted on this website for the first time 3 days ago?
for me? searching "aniversario" in my bonifolder and posting this tok and then checking which date it was uploaded 😎
>>21842 #
>marina song
>it's one of the best ones
lets fricking goooooo
THE RISE OF A KING AND THE FALL OF A QUEEEEEEENIronic to see female/trans female tokfus use this song considering the lyrics are about males being better than females
bobiposter how was your exam today
>>21845 #
I studied for like an hour in total yesterday
Finished possibly 6th fastest out of >300 (according to a guy I talked to who claims he finished fastest and a few others have left since I was done but I dont think he was paying attention to the other exits)
Genuinely think I might get a high grade on this
Anyways to continue on this train of thought, the guy who I talked to after the exam said he had written in the area of 300 words for the first two cases and then about 600-700 for the third (pretty large and extensive case)
I thought "oh damn" to myself, not in the "oh damn he wrote much more than me" but rather the opposite since I wrote 800 words for the first two cases and then 1600 words for the last case
Sure, quantity =! quality but I also have hubris (and probably fall under the dunning-kruger disease) and think I genuinely wrote 3200 words of pure excellence and beauty on this exam
we will see in like a months time whether or not I get a good grade but its almost incomprehensible that I wouldnt pass
>>21847 #
law
>>21848 #
Ive watched too much forsen, I have "speedrunning" in my blood
>>21846 #
>he's banking on the Speed Bonus to get a higher grade
Neko... that's only a thing in video games...
when i take notes i tend to be much more wordy about things i barely understand
>>21852 #
my last assignment I accidentally handed in looking like this but every word was "minha flor brasileira minha flor brasileira minha flor brasileira"
its an honor to be posting here with saul goodman
>>21856 #
do u still got the paro bus edit video?i genuinely find it funny still>>21858 #there it is boys there it issss
Goofy ahh skibidi rizz ohio gyatt mf fr
funkam tax
it was "farum tax" goddamnit
>>21863 #
every other term up until now I could understand reasonably easy but it wasnt until I came across "fanum tax" that I truly felt that the new generation of shitters have branched off on their own
Fanum is apparently a youtuber and fanum tax is just when you eat at restaurants with people and they eat a bit of your food, the fanum tax is the % of food they are able to take from you
I fear in 10 years when the skibidi toilet-year olds are in their late teens and actually generating new content
do you guys like her new photo set? 👉👈
>>21870 #
#scaramouche #scaramouchegenshinimpact #scaramouchecosplay #scaramouchegenshin #GenshinImpact #genshinimpactcosplay #wanderer #wanderergenshinimpact
its scaramouche
this tokker I posted for a short while is called "scaramoucheskitty" (or was, at least)
thats the only other place ive ever heard of scaramouche, I had to search the character up to see what it looked like and scaramouche is a boy???? 😨😨😨😧😦😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
boni always looks cute when she cosplays boys
>>21877 #
she has not
ok now that I am searching up who venti is I remember what character that is yeah, no she hasnt uploaded anything at all (not even stuff that is untagged)
>>21881 #
I will take any cosplay or ooc content as long as she posts ("fr", the boniposting association of nekochen all say in unison)
YOU GUYS ONLY WON BC MY DRAWINGS WERE SO GOOD AND YOU DONT GET AS MANY POINTS FOR DRAWING AS YOU DO FOR GUESSING
i was congo did you nekos liked my drawings
>>21862 #
I don't think anyone really knew what fanum tax was though. I've only ever heard that in that one song edit. I'm sure it's something that the guy just dreamed into popularity with that song
>>21891 #
it seems to me as if its something you would ONLY know if you actually watched fanum, a youtuber who seems to be in the Kai Cenat clique of friends
my maccadonald has too much salt in it its like im thirsting for a liquid that doesnt exist thats how thirsty i am
narrr
>>21895 #
this guy >>21894 #
if you remember back around february in the turdychan threads, brandonand Iused to post about his stream when we was walking around some Harry Potter amusement park / do his subathon 24/7 stream for like 3 weeks
what that guy actually does is less of an interesting question, he just does that incredibly braincancer zoomer-pandering "dance and scream and be rich and famous" thing
>>21897 #
I remember this, the schizo used to get so triggered by it too
Is kai actually content though
New Year. New Me. Who's spending new years eve on neko?
If I don't post in the next 2 days I'm probably dead, it's been fun posting with yall
I have to admit a terrible crime. Sometimes when I'm in a really sad mood I imply I'm going to end my life so people reply np haha dont and I get enough boost of happy energy to last the day
sleep? #8ball (No)
brb drinking energy cans to stay up at night then
dont you have to do something productive on friday
stinky neet
😞
codywrites is my favorite tiktok account now bc i never scroll past his vids
Leg day with Levan
it's called sissy squat or something like that, very useful
faggots
who tf is this nigga calling other people faggots
why are they here on neko badly trying to troll...
is neko a safe haven for people who keep getting banned on sturdy
>>21957 #
who gives a shit about palestine, they can all kill each other. it's supposed to be christian anyway
are you guys neet
neets are cool
i am not neet
hope I'll be one of them someday
posting boni
not for me, but because I sensed that you guys need it right now
but this one is for me im posting it because I want to see it
MORE BONI
MORE POWER
I had to zoom out a lot to see both bonitoks at the same time, this is whaA neko looks for me right now
saw an anime movie today at the cinema, they said it was a big premier for it but I had no idea when I went
Blue Thermal
Pretty all right, wouldnt watch it again and for someone as normally uninterested in anime as I am I probably wouldnt recommend it either, but its nice to have seen now after the fact
>>21992 #
maybe? idk
it mostly looked like average people, some there with their kinds, some with their friends, possibly some alone
None stuck out like the "gross stinky weeb" archetype
>>21993 #
i remember seeing a total neckbeard on the train a few days ago, it's crazy how accurate some stereotypes are.
>>21994 #
oh yeah, I mentioned it a few weeks back but I saw one of those very unkempt mtf transsexuals who fit every single stereotype, down to and including the greasy thinning, half-long poorly died "wine red" hair
stereotypes exist for a reason in many cases
>>21995 #
i never understood how people become transgender, it's literally throwing away any social life you had before. it seems like they all hang out on the internet non stop, i had this transgender in my chem class that 'transitioned' and only showed up like once a month because of some mental problems. like how can you do this to yourself, there's no way being a guy is worse than becoming some pathetic 'woman'.
>>21996 #
Only solution ive been able to come up with is community, same reason why I believe a lot of people join fringe sub-cultures like neo-nazism and inceldom. People who lack community or a group they feel like they belong to (or simply just do not feel appreciated or get enough attention from their current group) so they join a new one who's main business is hugboxing and approving of everything you do as long as you are "with them". Its a lowest common denominator type of community, as long as you share one simple thing (be a nazi or be a tranny) then you are okay and accepted
In normal groups, just existing isnt enough, you actually have to be of value. For people that feel like they arent of value, joining a lowest common denominator community is only an upside.
>>21996 #
>there's no way being a guy is worse than becoming some pathetic 'woman'.
lots of people who get shilled "oh youre a manlet? just become a woman lols!" and actually believe it. sad to see but many such cases
>>21997 #
the mob mentality is insane as well, any scientist that is (rightfully) critical of transgenderism gets swamped. and any person who was transgender before but reversed gets censored and discredited. it's a crazy social phenomenon.
Emiru is streaming WoW classic
I am still permabanned from her twitch chat
keep forgetting to toggle rename files
good morning, noemies birthday is oct 29 and the least nora can do is put out for her
gm neko
STUPID CANTHINKY #autobahnBANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
>>22001 #
said i wanted to fill her tomboy holes with my male ejaculate juices
i probably meant it too
>when you take a girl on a date to spoons and she makes this face the whole time
strongest proof for her autism
i am letting my wife have sex with noemie
my wife (we are not together)
my wife (she doesn't know I exist)
sticking out your tongue for the picture
you're so pretty
you're so popular
tongue stick-en out for the picture
>>22041 #
I did laugh, neko, im not being ironic i would NEVER lie on nekothe truthseeker's association would catch me
obscure /ttg/ reference in this post. Can you guess what it is?
>British Jon May has during the last months put himself up to a very special mission.
>The 25 year old decided earlier this year to drink ten beers a day for 200 days, in other words totaling to 2000 beers under the timespan.
>"On one hand I am more or less killing my liver, but at the same time I am doing something pretty impressive" says Jon May
>Jon May has during the entire challenge also expressed pride in his contribution to the british economy.
Average anglo
new bone.mp4 just dropped
>The idea was originally that the task would last for the entire year, but Jon May changed his mind later on saying that he "got ahead of himself". He has, during the time that the mission has lasted so far, become a local celebrity in the pubs around Guildford in southern England. Jon May has however also had to withstand a whole load of critique, which he no longer is phased much by.
>"I have a video with 1,3 million views, and 75 percent of the comments are hat. In the past I mightve to take their comments to heart, but now I have realized that they are just envious because they cannot drink beer as well as I can" he says
>Soon the challenge will finish and a bar in Birmingham has put up grand plans for the final beer. Jon May is getting paid to drink beer number 2000 in their bar before a crowd.
>"There is a bunch of people who have said that they will go there, even people from Ireland have said that they will get plane tickets just to come and participate" Jon May says.
>Even if you can imagine that Jon may have gotten tired of beer drinking when the challenge is over, he says that it wont be a long pause from his pub visits.
>"I give it maybe two weeks before I grab another beer"
I had to translate this from swedish (swedish tabloid posted about him) because its just so absurd. Average englishman.
>>22055 #
Checking his tiktok now, the 2000th pint will be6 days ago
He filmed a tiktok when he drinks pint 2000 but he fucked up the audio so theres literally no sound on the 1 minute long clip
wait lemme post a tok of him
I will spoiler it, make up an idea of what you think he looks like in your head and then, once youve done that, look at the tok (he gives his stats on the price and stuff in it)
>>22056 #
the only reason to go and drink is for the gyals, why would you justt drink... for the fun of it?
I simply will not drink until 'awfu accepts my offer of going to spoons with me
Can someone tell me what this song is?
>>22062 #
nevermind it i found it
[YouTube] ???
>>22067 #
what you sayin fam? lemme axe you a question ait? if oyu come roun deze endz yea? me and my yout gonna put you on some hench shit fam youre proper butters pussyhole yea? you get me?
ey battyboy dem what you doin fam?
>>22071 #
>>22072 #
Good afternoon 'mandem', today I am going to play F.E.A.R, the video game action military shooter. Later today I might up capcut and do some silly edits, no cap on that cut, my 'fam'.
>>22073 #
I am so bored
all I will probably do is go grocery shopping, post boni and rot in my chair :(
Pigeon bro
BLOGPOST UPDATE:
I stopped playing f.e.a.r
spooky games scare me i shiver in my boots
when we watched scary movie on the 13th of spooktober i was shivering all movie I had to turn my lights on when the movie was over
>>22085 #
>movie devolves into 30 minutes of an old woman walking after a young cute girl and getting beaten up by her
seriously disappointing tbh
>>22087 #
as a hot young adult i definitely self-inserted as the chad playing strip monopoly with the 2 babes
>>22088 #
for me? the crazy guy with the bicycle who had no plot relevance aside from making people think he was jason
>>22089 #
for me? it's the fact that less than 1000 people worldwide continue to choose to pollute the planet in their own personal interests of amassing more money. if we simply killed all the billionaires and multi-millionaires, and a few oil lobbyists for good measure, the rest of them would quickly understand that we're not going to take it anymore, it would be easy, there's 8 billion of us and not many of them.
haha no but seriously, we need to keep burning fossil fuels or the big shot ceos won't be able to afford a 5th superyacht
name a prettier 'fuinb4 "youre so pretty, youre so perfect" reki is posted
New gen V is out by the waytfw no Cate gf to gaslight my entire existence
>>22095 #
I have tried to use my vast comprehensive knowledge of every tok that exists (Im chill like that) for the last 22 minutes to try to figure out which tok this could be before I open it and I have, after very thorough consideration, decided that my hypothesis is the following:
The video beneath that sayaka spoiler image is one of bonis stories that I, resident sitting president of the nekochen boniposting organization, have uploaded. As the tok is 14 days old, as per the description provided to us by the nekochen omniscient overlords, I have tried to think excessively over what tok may fit into this category. My decision over what possible tok it could be, if it were to be a bonitok story, is that it is one of her scaramouche toks.
But what story could it be? I must simply use guesswork on this front and assume that it is either boni with a mustache or boni eating food as those were the two stories I remember her posting on such a date. If not this, it is "new cos who?".
I will now open the video and reveal what lies beneath.
He does it again. He is TOO POWERFUL
I forgot this was a story as well, it couldve been this one and I would have had NO idea
i don't want to study but i have to....
my tokfu would want me to study hard so i study hard
Nat truly was the most normie-suitable tokfu on all of ttg
>>22105 #
of all time? no
bonbi has more but marfa also mogs both of them combined
>>22107 #
charli d'amelio if she counts was probably even more gigastacy
>>22109 #
click the tiktok link in the tok i posted and check her follower count
theres one guy who used to post her occasionally so she counts as ttg imo
>7 months ago
>and its HEVC too
its so fucking over
found a really cool game, its a coop horror game called Lethal Company
you can be at least 4 players, possibly more, < €10
neko worth?
ive now that ive seen the gameplay of it, it looks goofy ahhh
>>22120 #
oh i recognise that girl now, used to see her a lot on megu when i was still employed in the mines
>oooh he's coming off way too pushy I hope he don't think he was getting this pussy
>>22125 #
Yeah, back in the day under chairman Moe Min. I had to take frequent multi-hour shifts in the mines of Me-Gu to find rare gems
>>22127 #
Neko... Ihavent actually worked in a real life mine, if you read my post with a /ttg/ reference mindset you might get what I meant
It does sound cool to actually work in a mine though. I probably would have done that instead of working in warehouses if I lived far up north where they have all the mines
>>22130 #
>It's not all fun
true, higher risk for injury, permanent health problems, backbreaking work and the likes. Its a traditional job but unfortunately it hasnt improved that much in the health & safety terms in the recent centuries
>spoiler
we can hope it isnt so
>>22129 #
>Way to dash my expectations
Yea I've gathered neko dw.
It's not all fun, but I guess it depends on the mine and if you're working underground or not.Suffice it to say it took off some years off of my dads life probably
sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler
STICKING OUT YOUR GYATT FOR THE RIZZLER
lots of tokfus with their asses in pink pants huh
skribl will be up in 10 minutes.
I found out about a portuguese expression, puta que pariu or pqp for short
its basically the same as "holy shit" but it means "the whore who had you" (makes no sense)
you can use it in many different ways, like "vá pra pqp" means go fuck yourself, "fica lá na pqp" means "its fucking far away" or just "pqp muito bonita" might mean "holy shit, very beautiful" (I made this one up now so translation might be slightly wrong)
https://skribbl.io/?AJCbyDOS
https://skribbl.io/?AJCbyDOS
https://skribbl.io/?AJCbyDOS
Skribl is LIVE, I have it on good authority that a special guest will be joining us :P
Photo of the day
I'll join the skribbl after I finish my din dins if its still ongoing
>tfw they havent realized my boniposts have VIRUSES in them and it gives me access to their computers and with this malicious and overwhelming advantage I do not steal passwords or bank information, I only steal the answers to the words they are drawing on skriblee so I can win
this is what I was drawing
PIERCING ON YOUR LIP IT'S PERFECT
NEVER SEEN ANOTHER GIRL THIS PERFECT
STICKING OUT YOUR GYATT FOR THE RIZZLER
watching my cigarettefu make a tier list on 30 different japanese cigarette brands
my beloved
if you make posts on the cigarette reddit asking for recommendations, it seems as if theres a high chance that jacob will leave you a well-thought out comment giving his thoughts and opinions and concluding with a heartful recommendation
>>22158 #
no but my tokfu is
why would you smoke? that's a waist of money that could instead be sent to your tokfu
>>22164 #
theyre chinese, the logo is in chinese
the warning label underneath is in japanese
I cant find the bonitoks where she is smoking
it's just a gym outfit idk what you're freaking out about
mods = gods
some snitches around here
>>22159 #
Nicotine takes off the edge, especially when you're addicted.I don't smoke though, I prefer more zoomer methods of applications
>>22176 #
I can go cold turkey, done that twice already.
>>22177 #
I've smoked exactly one traditional cigarette in my life. It tasted awful tbh.
I doubt vaping or snus will kill me though. I've stopped vaping too a while ago.
>>22178 #
>he's smoked more than zero cigarettes
I'm sorry Neko. I've just checked your medical report, it says... you have 15 minutes to live.
I have smoked exactly zero (0) cigarettes, tried one pouch of snus and puffed (no inhalation) on three cigarsI have taken hard drugs tho
i only vape when I'm drunk at parties
I found the smoking bonitok
I havent been to a houseparty in almost 4 yearsaside from once
I miss it
>>22184 #
It always makes me depressed when a tokfu smokes.
Praying for boni to kick this horrible addiction.
>>22187 #
she caughed after her first puff so you can tell she isnt a smoker
the cigarette was full with no burnt bits, so you can tell she just lit it for the tok
the cigarette in this tok is unlit and its the same cos so you can tell its just a prop
>>22189 #
its over for boni, better start preparing a kino capcut edit for her funeral :(
>>22188 #
Neko, ONE puff, hell, even holding an unlit cigarette is the GATEWAY to doing CRACK COCAINE with a homeless man at THREE AM
cant believe neko drew an american state, an american city, wrote "HOT" and expected all of us to guess it, europeons
my wife (actually legally wedded wife) is watching the FNAF movie (with me)
then she will go home for the night but shes actually coming to my place 😎 gonna cuck that neko (I will be giving her a total makeover and then tell her all the good things about neko that she hasnt noticed yet so that she can meet him next time with a reinvigilated vigor of love for him)
fnaf movie webrip watch #8ball (No)
ok 8ball i wont
we can neko night the fnaf movie when a better quality version comes out
tomorrow is Honey Boy by Shia LaBeouf though
also someone post a good tok for >>22222 because I wont be home ill be grocery shop
>>22206 #
oooh already? interesting, for some reason I read that initial webrip as camcorder lol
>honey boy by shia lebeouf
I simply won't be watching in that case, i want to watch a good movie
does neko like bonbibonkers ?
favourite ruff tok
boni? yeah we love her here
who is pushing boni
NEKO CHEN MOVIE NIGHT IDEA
>Serenity
(the firefly film)
we did this before and used cytu.be
will the chip guy get 22222?? find out next time (for me cus im leaving now)
her eyes are so pretty, she would never go for a guy like me (I have brown eyes)
>>22222 #
I don't have a nicely formed iris and it's some stupid mix between blue, green and dips of yellow.
>>22224 #
Should've been more vigilant neko
if you are not aryan you shouldn't post here
>>22234 #
wow that's crazy, thanks /pol/schizo, very cool! we really think it's epic that you're a failure in real life and cling to your ethnicity as a weird cope.. despite aryans.. arguably being the least impressive european sub-race. Meds conquered europe with Rome, Anglos conquered the world with britain, what did aryans ever do? Hell, even the father of aryan supremacy had brown hair and brown eyes, aryans couldn't even start up their own ethnic movement without an anglo to do it for them!
I hope you can use your tiny aryan brain to figure out how the rope is supposed to be tied.
>>22235 #
>brown skinned cope
also anglos can be aryan that's why there called anglo-SAXON retard, they're descended from germanic tribes
who invited combo on neko
as a certified aryan I only watch bbc porn
i will fight jewish power for my entire life, you won't stop me
I like Arie a lot, I just wish she didn't use so many obscuring filters :(
>>22257 #
she does it becauseI have nothing to write here I just want to trick you with a spoiler. april fools!
I'll post a perfectly normal boni. New Nekos? Do you like boni?
>>22261 #I knew I was going to be found out when I post ruru but I like her too much
That avatar haircut too fresh. I'm in awe.
>>22263 #
Are you going gomad anon?
>>22264 #
>Are you going gomad
no, not intentionally at least
I just really really like milk and drink like one 1.5 L carton per day sometimes
unrelated to this post but to the conversation that was had in the thread whilst I was gone
I laugh every time I see the "oldneko" meme, its such an ironic take on the whole "newfag vs oldfag" flamewar that usually happens
Only oldnekos know what happened on that fated night of the 13th of October :D
Only oldnekos remember what happened whenchibleecame here.
Oliva Munn :)
lovelymomo
Chiblee :D
>>22266 #
I can't drink that much milk, or at least not at once. Would destroy my intestines.Also I've been on ttg during the wsg era, I just missed pretty much 3-4 years of history
...and Ripley 🤨
>>22272 #
Im not calling you a newfag, Im talking about the neko meme "only oldnekos [...]" like here >>22240 # >>22241 #
its funny because its ironic
>>22278 #
>doesnt use the nekochen chentube
https://synctube.nekochen.net/
cytu.be is a worse quality chentube only oldnekos remember chentube
holy shit all i do is complain all i do in my life is complain about stuff i love complaining oh boy is that someone trying to do something fun with the community i better complain about it i cant let any fun happen its me the complainer god i love complaining
>nobody has even mentioned what we're watching
none of you even clicked the link you just complain all the time
>>22287 #
it was an expected joke, you must lay off of the egg joke until we forget and then BAM chiblee
>SAP
we wouldnt want to watch htis anyways
synctube is so much better, i feel silly for acting like a baby and calling you guys complainers...
Valiant is by far the most frustrating tokker I like.
>cute
>great cosplays
>uploads daily or every other day
and now for the bad part
>writes closed captions over ALL her toks
WHY
WHY
DEAF PEOPLE AREN'T WATCHING TIKTOKS
first things first lemme get that introduction..
this is the aivoice thing i was talking about neko.
this was also another dumb joke I made neko
>>22305 #
kek
>>22304 #
so many things in this makes me think of references to multiple different weird things, like "Blaha" makes me think of that /fit/ lolcow Jason Blaha, the "victor" and "penis enlargement" makes me think of this meme
https://thisvid.com/embed/1833012
all in all very funny
I know your name
I've got your number
I know your game
and now I wonder
If you want me
like I want you
this is the site of many 'a kino cigarette and drink reviews
Jacob does it again
It was a really nice evening. Thank you for spending time with me neko.
gm neko
>>22316 #
Had like 9 hours of mostly uninterrupted sleep so that's pretty good. Haven't had that for a few weeks at least.I don't generally eat brekkies unless I go to work, just early dinner
Things are looking up neko.
>>22317 #
thats ok, i jus ate some brioche and orange juice(boring info ik)
>Things are looking up neko.
Any good news?
>>22318 #
It's okay, I come from a home that barely ate brekkies so I don't even know what regular people eat for them. Kinda interesting for me.
>Any good news?
Just the possibility of me having a good night sleep without waking up every 1.5 hours. But it's good news enough for me tbf.
I think I'm going to start preparing stuff for dinner.
Curse you, God, for making me wake up every day
I knew this bitch named becky.
>>22321 #
Personally I prefer
"God has let me live another day and I'm about to make it everybody's problem"
>>22329 #
yeah but im the complainerneko (I was granted this title yesterday but personally I think that was a bit slow of the nekochen title distributing society, bit tardy ngl) so I must complaaaiinnnn
im the tomboypostingneko
>>22330 #
I bet my dad could beat you, he's a pro at it, if you let him he will complain all day straight at you
>>22333 #
powerful.... if only my parents raised me better then I wouldve been even better at complaining but sadly they didnt realize my true potential so I am only sub-par at complaining :// illl never be good at anything im so useless...
this is a certified complainerpic but i forgot to post it uughhh my life sucks
>>22334 #
>illl never be good at anything im so useless
this post is so sad, can we donate 250 dollars to this neko in need?
>>22338 #
only 250 dollars? ughhh you guys are so broke
>>22340 #
dont even talk to me brokeboy
make sure its at least $350 and then I might respond to your next (You)
I hate instagram so much, saw a cute reel of a girl driving her Mazda in a bunnysuit, scrolled past it and now it's gone forever, because it's not an app designed to get you to look at content, just mindless scrollllll
there's so history feature
>>22344 #
youtube shorts show up on your youtube history page at least, as usual, youtube is the king of video content
>>22343 #
reels suck thats why
only good thing about it is the comments. watch a random video of some kid doing a dumb thing and the comments are all "know your place lil nigga before imma touch you"
its kinda fucked up but very funny
>>22343 #
>youtube shorts
I have never and will never use youtube shorts
I even blocked the html element that shows youtube short recommended videos so I cant see them
i found her again, checked out her onlyfans and it's just generic shit. I was hoping for at least ONE picture of her posing ON THE CAR.
smh, women don't understand filmmaking, I watched a quentin taratino kino once so I understand these things.
>>22345 #
>girl driving mazda
yeah because she probably isnt actually interested in cars and only picked it cus "le cute wink teehee"
okay it turns out when it's not an instagram reel of her driving, she's actually clapped af, butters some would say. naaaaar.
>insta is aesthetic pictures of her with the car
>he onlyfans is mostly just her half dressed in her bedroom
how do they fumble it so badly, im here for the car, show me the car, ahhhhhh
(0% uploaded...)
the lilac colour on the miata does look pretty kino
I am a misogynist not because I look down on women, but because I am overprotective of them
>>22359 #
>neko only mention that its a girl driving a mazda
>the trope of egirls getting miatas is so overplayed that I already knew that it was a miata before we saw a pic
omg cute wink teehee car so silly pink hello kitty sanrio!!!!! uwu
I love women so much
