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Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7315819426379533601 he even cosplayed with me in the beginning xD #GenshinImpact #neuvillette #hoyoverse #cosplayer #genshinholidays #fyp #viral #genshintok #neuvillettegenshinimpact_264.mp4๔€„ฉ๔€‚บ๔€‰ฃ
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Rules:
1. No lewding minors
2. No personal contact with any tokkers
3. No doxx
4. No discord usage
5. No skipping meds

Last thread: https://nekochen.net/tt/32480
THREAD locked BY 'mod'
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7212840407875570945 ๊น€์ฑ„์›์ด ๋‚ด์•ž์—์„œ ์ถค์„ ์ท„๋‹ค๊ณ !! #๋ฅด์„ธ๋ผํ•Œ #๊น€์ฑ„์› #๋ธ”๋ฃจํ”Œ๋ ˆ์ž„ #ํ”ผ์–ด๋‚˜ #ํ”ผ์–ด๋‚˜๋‹ค #lesserafim #chaewon #blueflame #fearnot #fearnada-264.mp4๔€„ฉ๔€‚บ๔€‰ฃ
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first for cute kpop girlies
Anonymous
>>34523 #
only 15th century royal court humour
Anonymous
itched my ear and saw a little bit of ear wax, proceeded to itch it to get some out and now i clogged it and cant hear shit out of my left
its over for me. go on without me my hearing bretheren
>>34528 #>>34529 #
Anonymous
who up playin with they worm
>>34530 #
Anonymous
>>34526 #
Go ask your doctor for them to spill it out if it doesn't unplug by itself. They just put some liquid in your ear, like warm water with something, and after a while of doing that you have clean ears. It doesn't hurt or anything. Maybe it's slightly annoying at worst.
>>34531 #
Anonymous
>>34529 #
I tried ear drops yesterday but I dont think it did much. Its partially blocked still, depending on if something has pressed the skin outside my ear in a certain way which clogged / somewhat opened up and made me hearing again
>>34528 #
Ill have to do this if it doesnt pass naturally
Anonymous
anita max wynn
Anonymous
>cute androgynous tokker gets fat
too many such cases
>>34534 #
Anonymous
>>34534 #
it happened to sereinsilvers as well
Anonymous
where was everyone today
Anonymous
>>34540 #
unrelated but fair
I have never been completely open to any person in my life
Anonymous
tomorrow i will work on my assignment that's due in 2 weeks (clueless)
Anonymous
how long would the assignment take to do if you went at it with a leisurely pace?
>>34544 #
Anonymous
>>34543 #
16 hours and 47 minutes
Anonymous
youve still got 1 week and 5 days you can slack off
Anonymous
yeah you're right, i should continue sleeping for 14 hours every day and watching anime
Anonymous
theres nothing to live for so might as well sleep
Anonymous
wrong. there is one thing to live for.
Anonymous
if there ever was then that candle dimmed out over time many years ago
Anonymous
not true, there is still a chance that there will be new abbles toks in the future, therefore i must keep living to see them
Anonymous
the kotoposters said the same thing
Anonymous
unfortunately koto is mid
Anonymous
unlike abbles, whom compared to koto is just fat
Anonymous
>posts the one tok she looked skinny in
I remember praising abbles when that tok came out but then the 2nd semester curse came around
Anonymous
well, yeah, i said "is" not "was"
Anonymous
apple is fat now, yeah
Anonymous
/ttg/ uses the word fat to just mean "not dangerously skinny"
sad!
Anonymous
>uses the word fat to just mean "not [...] skinny"
yeah
Anonymous
forgive me for liking people to look like humans and not jack skeletons
Anonymous
his name is jack skellington
Anonymous
which you would know if you watched the movie instead of being on tiktok
Anonymous
wasnt she turning fat in the last few toks?
Anonymous
>moder
trans word
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTmAbbles - I HATH ARRIVED - evil - Mikan_264.mp4๔€„ฉ
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the "tfw no abbles toks" is hitting hard now.
tfw no abbles toks ever again, we didnt appreciate what we had before it was gone. now we're stuck with all the crumbly tokkers
Anonymous
so whats the verdict, who defeated abbles? was it lime or the transgender fad?
>>34573 #
Anonymous
>>34572 #
calling it a fad is pretty cringe, he's trans and that doesn't seem to be having a detrimental effect on his life, he's lost weight, is happy and is studying and has more irl friends than ever before. simply we must blame the 4chan nasties who ruined everything as per usual, ugh, men, abbles will be much better away from all those chuds
Anonymous
but abbles was used and abused by a man
>>34575 #
Anonymous
>>34574 #
a trans man, so actually a man__
Anonymous
bit transphobic of you to add trans as a prefix like that
Anonymous
there's a good joke there somewhere about trans pre and fix but i can't put it together in my head?

ironic how you called being trans a "fix"?

it sounds clunky to say, you could make it funnier with some work. any court jesters in chat?
Anonymous
>see cool new cos
>bio says "I'm 13!!! :3"
>unsee cool new cos
Anonymous
tmrw is calculated differently in europe
Anonymous
played fade a few times today, she's really fun and most of her kit seems useful, and she's actually kinda cute
Anonymous
didnt you uninstall?
Anonymous
funfact valorant doesnt let you uninstall the game anymore and it forces you to play it daily
Anonymous
oh i didnt know that
Anonymous
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
Anonymous
more like gay here
Anonymous
it come with egg wuh
Anonymous
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>watching a high level radiant valorant streamer
>his team leaves the bomb by spawn
>when they plant b they fall back to main, get smoked off by omen and just defused on
literally just like my silver games
>>34590 #
Anonymous
If you go I'll stay
If you come back I'll be - right here
Anonymous
>>34588 #
>Peak top 100 except I'm Immortal 1 right now and we don't talk about that - I'll grind Radiant out again sometime in the future.
>I'm Immortal 1 right now
we already know that g3-immo2 is the same rank so yeah that makes sense
Anonymous
>its a parent gets drunk and is being loudly racist episode
Anonymous
whatre they saying?
Anonymous
just standard dont like black people should go back to their own country shit

as if they aren't the textbook definition of untermenschen
Anonymous
ask them what they think about pakis
Anonymous
not a fan, ive heard it all before.
Anonymous
>he's combo's son
i knew it
>>34599 #
Anonymous
>>34598 #
this is england is basically a documentary of my life its now or never i aint gonna live forever i just want to live while im alive its my life my heart is like an open highway
Anonymous
Going on a walk tomorrow. I'll post photos
Anonymous
met a guy on valorant
Anonymous
>met a guy
gay
Anonymous
he's kinda chill
Anonymous
and hot forgot to say that
Anonymous
and his dick is massive
Anonymous
..kinda daydreaming of his manhood
Anonymous
i love men so much im a valorant player btw
Anonymous
im getting butterflies thinking of duoing with him
Anonymous
crazy to be playing comp and just hearing my dad shout "im white and english" in the middle of his weird racist rant
i hate life
Anonymous
that doesnt sound so crazy given the conversation topic
Anonymous
go downstairs and tell him of that one really nice black gentleman you met in college that proves not all black people are bad
Anonymous
i dunno, the racism of "they come here and get benefits" is an absurd level of racism to me because the immigrants aren't the ones making these laws, its the people he literally voted for that are not controlling our borders lmao.

but maybe im just simply too intelligent to be racist
Anonymous
im intelligent AND racist
>>34614 #
Anonymous
>>34614 #
if you live in the pisswhorecountry you can
Anonymous
Watched the new ricky gervais special....wasn't very good
Anonymous
has ricky gervais ever been good?

wait, nvm, i just rememebred the funniest ricky gervais sketch

[YouTube] ???

PLEASE watch this
>>34618 #>>34627 #
Anonymous
>>34617 #
We all enjoyed his appearance in Night At the Museum
Anonymous
did anyone get a mail from riot with their Valorant 2023 Flashback? it shows your kd compared to your friendslist and shit for 2023
I didnt get mine cus I hadnt enabled "Communications from Riot Games" before the 14th and my life sucks because of it
>>34620 #
Anonymous
>>34619 #
you are clearly making this up and i hate you for it
Anonymous
I GOOGLED IT HE DIDN'T MAKE IT UP ๐Ÿ’€
Anonymous
never doubt me again faggot i never lie
Anonymous
or do i #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
Anonymous
hehe i lied
Anonymous
did u get the mail?
Anonymous
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i was checking my emails to see this bumpercaaart riot shite, and i saw this

ohhpink ALWAYS starts her stream with the title "GIFTED YOU A SUB" so when your email notifies you of her stream the title is ALWAYS this.

that's so crazy
Anonymous
>>34617 #
I love this video. Saw it ages ago before you take credit (evil little man)
Anonymous
I remember some bloke on 2chen like 18 months ago recommending the Ricky Gervais Show to me and that shit was mint
Anonymous
riot is so fucking retarded.

i can loginto my account, i can play games on my account. i can uninstall and reinstall the riot client and get into my account.
but if you want to access your account details to change your email, naaaaauurrrr you need to do an email code, even tho the problem is i dont have that fucking email anymore i hate riot i hate riot i hate riot

I BOUGHT THE SKINS
Anonymous
>cant see his valorant wrapped 2023
its over
Anonymous
>you have to submit a ticket to change your email
literally no modern company nor website does this. riot are so shit.

you know how many times ive forgotten my google account and gotten back into it in less than 2 minutes? dozens. why is riot treating their free to play shit games like it's fort knox
Anonymous
if you forget your google account then you also need your email to access it youknow
>>34633 #
Anonymous
>>34632 #
yeah but it'll bounce back to your outlook email address or my phone or something.
Anonymous
well why didnt you have a backup email for your riot account
>>34635 #
Anonymous
>>34634 #
because back when i played riot games i used my pussylover45@hotmail.com address but since coming back ive deleted it and switched to lgbtking999989@yahoo.co.uk
Anonymous
just log onto that email then
>>34637 #
Anonymous
why not
Anonymous
i deleted it
Anonymous
why would anyone on gods green earth delete an email
Anonymous
i foxxed myself on it so i had to hide the trail
Anonymous
why delete it instead of just shelfing it
Anonymous
you wouldnt get it
Anonymous
no, because i am intelligent and racist
Anonymous
intelligent people arent racist, i would know, i study for a STEM degree in race science
Anonymous
biology, psychology and sociology "majors" use the stem cope too much
Anonymous
look ma he posted it again he even saved it for easy access
Anonymous
only ever played 1 game on that 36 game list
im so non-trans its crazy
Anonymous
>>34649 #
>New Vegas
>Disco Elysium
>Celeste (didnt beat it)
Anonymous
[YouTube] ???

nobody ever likes the music I post, so here's something from a genre I don't usually listen to but really got into.

Thoughts?
Anonymous
>>34657 #
I like the bit where he says Rayki :D
the music video must feature every black person in finland
Anonymous
[YouTube] ???
heres probably the exact same song but in swedish
Anonymous
my brother listens to drill music and doesn't own headphones so i hear this kind of music all the time but it's all from london, nice to see scandis are enjoying our musical exports enough to copy it :D
Anonymous
>I personally hate Hitler
>but I want a similar Luger
HAAHAHHH that line is so absurd to hear from a guy who makes gangster rap in swedish and sat in jail for the murder of a rival gangmember
Anonymous
it sounds nice, i dont speak the language though. foreign music is so melodic
I heard him say hitler, luger, red bull and stockholm, sweden.

So I assume he's planning a mass shooting, watch out!
Anonymous
those dont happen in first world countries
>>34664 #
Anonymous
>>34663 #
but they dont happen in the UK
Anonymous
>>34665 #
>wounded
naaah, doesn't count unless you shoot to kill, blud thinks he's sadie adler
Anonymous
just post the fricking blud thinks he's sadie adler image so i can laugh
Anonymous
you said you already saved it
Anonymous
i saved it on my phone thats why it took so long
Anonymous
>>34667 #
This was sad to read. It's unfortunate that the same problems in america are slowly making their way over here :/
Anonymous
rezzi is a cute tokker but I cant unsee the OF content
>>34677 #
Anonymous
I have been in a writing huge whiney paragraphs mood recently but fighting it off successfully thus far
>>34678 #
Anonymous
which, I have to say, is a good thing tbh
it was real nice aesthetically
Anonymous
>>34674 #
I forgot he even did an onlyfans tbh, I dont know if I ever saw it.
Anonymous
>>34675 #
ive written two pages in my journal since I started it 2 weeks ago but its been nice tbh so you should try that
Anonymous
squeezing the tooth paste tube with my forearm DOMS is really hard
i have no grip strength at all right now
Anonymous
arab guy (gay) that I know who cant stop posting on instagram about the palestine israel thing just reposted the Onion article " 'The Onion' Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For That "
Knowing this guy, Im not sure he knows its satire nor am I sure if he knows that arabs would stone him for being a dick sucker bottom
Anonymous
Wait, do Arabs not stone tops? I thought it was a sin either way
Anonymous
arabs are notorious homosexuals. this guy told me that back when he lived in saudi arabia, he was on some school trip and all the arabs would take turns having sex with this one guy they deemed to be a bottom or something
but no I think they dont stone tops cus its not gay to be the dominant one, only if youre the receiving
Anonymous
That's pretty gay (both literally and metaphorically)
Anonymous
why are you posting pictures of yourself
Anonymous
I wouldn't
Anonymous
that's pretty gay of the arabs.
Anonymous
Every woman in public who isn't morbidly fat is with a boyfriend. It isn't fair for the little guy (me (5'7))
>>34695 #
Anonymous
>>34691 #
I did not, that's not a picture of me.
Anonymous
>>34693 #
you want a boyfriend too?
Anonymous
>>34697 #
am i too old to understand zoomer humour, wheres the joke
>>34699 #
Anonymous
i still dont get it whats an eggwuh
Anonymous
chinese posters on neko never let you finish your order:
it come with eggwuh it come with eggwuh
Anonymous
I never liked Cilian Murphy or his dumb face
I figured out why
>Cillian Murphy height is 5ft 7 ยพ or 172.1 cm tall
This mustve been my subconscious inner girlie telling me to stay away from the shorties manifesting
Anonymous
Yet Tim-o-Thee Chalomet is the most fuckable man on the planet and he's 5'6
Anonymous
crazy how he is... 28 years old?
cant believe it
Anonymous
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>get a valorant video of a guy watching a pro deadlock player
>he spends the entire game seething about how bad he thinks deadlock is
>later admits that he just cant play her because there's not enough pro vods of her to copy yet
lmao, lol, literal brainlet, just learn for yourself.
Anonymous
He isnt wrong if you go into it assuming that every person will do every little thing in their ability to win a game because then that would also entail picking a better character that have more prior knowledge available for you to learn off of
>>34710 #
Anonymous
>he plays valorant
lmaoing at you people.
t. tf2 and left 4 dead player
Anonymous
>>34708 #
I've watched his streams a few times, even in his immortal lobbies nobody comms except for him. I don't believe a world exists where people do every little thing to win a game. So why try so hard and be reliant of pro games to copy to learn how to play agents? You're not gonna get pro level play even in high elo games like immortal. And so much pro level stuff is people working together very well, and if people don't even do the basics of using comms, learning shit reliant on other people seems like a waist of time.
>>34712 #
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>34710 #
a world like that doesnt exist outside of professional games at the top top level, no
and you can get to radiant from playing the worst character, yes
some people just end up being too stuck up on that they have to emulate the pros's to every little detail because they cannot win if they dont, whilst some people are fine with just copying whats tried and tested and then being able to wing the rest
Anonymous
>>34713 #
carried hard by the toga wig unfortunately. a toga wig can make even the middest of mids look cute.
Anonymous
crazy how reki in a toga wig still looks like a bulldog
Anonymous
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Not the rekiposter or the guy who called koto mid, hilarious that you're so quick to attack reki, who is objectively very pretty, at least an 8.35/10, and I say this as someone who isn't a reki fan so I'm unbiased, I used mathematical modelling to come up with this system to rank tokkers and reki was #2, that's just data science sadly to say koto, was at most, and i mean at most, 11th on the list
>>34794 #
Anonymous
this neko comma splices, quick, everyone, lets point at him and make fun of him for not being able to properly punctuate his sentence structure!!!!
Anonymous
this neko types really slowly, quick, everyone, lets go dogpile his ass raw.
Anonymous
eh its only 3/6 and you want me to believe that there are multiple people typing right now? your dogpiling attempts are so transparent you are a liar and a cheat and im going to throw a fit now
Anonymous
there are millions of people here right now, im streaming neko live on facebook gaming
Anonymous
on the website or the app?
Anonymous
neko neko nii
Anonymous
stupid dumb reki poster
>>34726 #
Anonymous
i'd be quicker to ask
>2 years ago
what went right?
>>34726 #
Anonymous
>akali toks were good
idk man
Anonymous
no, agree that im right
Anonymous
if my d20 is higher im right and akali toks were good
#d20 (8)
Anonymous
#d20 (8)
Anonymous
agree to disagree then i guess
Anonymous
based8ball (pronounced based eight ball)
Anonymous
b8sedball
Anonymous
yeah no not a good tok
Anonymous
is that a tok of [my tokfu] standing still and lipsynching badly to a trending audio?!?!?!

10/10!!! BEST TOK I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!

is that a tok of [reki] doing [literally anything]?

I HATE HER SO MUCH
Anonymous
unironically
Anonymous
now that you finished your post and added information that was not there when I wrote my original reply of "unironically" I must make this post as an addendum where I would like to add the following
yes, unironically
Anonymous
idea for valorant: what if you could buy an item called an aghs scepter, and it buffed one of your abilities
Anonymous
idea for valorant: What if they made it fun
>>34743 #
Anonymous
idea for rekiposter: what if you
>>34743 #
Anonymous
>>34741 #
funny post, copied the post above and made it simpler. 8/10, will laugh about this later during my nightly re-read of the thread
>>34742 #
awful post, mean to me, i have hidden this post and also reported you
Anonymous
read this joke in two parts
>>34746 #
Anonymous
>>34745 #
10/10
subverted my expectations, removed the meanness and make it wholesome and dare i say big chungus. my new favourite post ITT
Anonymous
and lost wait gottem
Anonymous
STOP MAKING FUN OF ME REEE
Anonymous
>>34744 #
he once said he went back and re-read the old threads as well
completely insanity. someone should lock this buster up
>>34750 #>>34751 #
Anonymous
>>34749 #
ted bundy tier pyscho
Anonymous
>>34744 #
>>34749 #
this is the same person but let me explain.

don't you re-read the day's posts at night with a cup of hot choccy?
>>34752 #
Anonymous
I dont even read the posts as they come in in real-time
>>34754 #
Anonymous
>>34753 #
I can tell, sometimes I'm writing an epic tome and by the time it's done nobody replies because they've scrolled past it
Anonymous
the nekomin is looking at the ip of my posts and he is posting in portuguese to bully me
Anonymous
>>34755 #
>>34757 #
reminder that this unfortunate baby faced abomination has had sex
Anonymous
that doesnt bother me, i could have sex if i wanted to, i just dont see the point in pre-marital sex, it corrupts the soul
>>34761 #
Anonymous
>i could have sex
thats what rekiposter said about getting platinum and we all remember how that cope went
>>34762 #
Anonymous
>>34759 #
it's more like why would any woman sleep witht that, several in fact
Anonymous
proof with timestamp?
>>34764 #
Anonymous
>>34763 #
shoe on head as well? you guys always want fucking bigfoot in a cage, im telling you, the truth is out there and you can either hide in your safe space bubbles of academia or you can believes and know that the world at large is bigger than we think
Anonymous
please mr postid 34766, or poster mr postid 34762, could either of you enlighten me as to what "am", when preceded by the word "I" means
>>34773 #
Anonymous
๐Ÿค“โ˜๐Ÿป
Anonymous
Oh, it means to currently be, as in a present tense adjective? Oh, what is that competitive matchmaking rank status underneath "Current Rating" in the image labeled image.png attached to mr postid 34766's post?
>>34773 #
Anonymous
๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท ๐Ÿบ
๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿบ
๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿบ
๐Ÿท๐Ÿงฑ ๐Ÿบ

only oldnekos understand this reference
Anonymous
I used to listen to this song a lot back in 2022
Anonymous
Oh, you mean to say that instead of replying with "I'M PLAT", or "I AM CURRENTLY THE RANK NAMED PLATINUM" you meant to say "I WAS PLAT"?
Anonymous
Yeah
Anonymous
Neko truthseekers association catches all lies, all changed stories and all pretend narratives. Nothing slips by the association
Anonymous
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I admit I may have been too hasty when I replied, I didn't mean to intentionally lie. I'd never lie to neko. I'm not some kind of liar.
Anonymous
I stink
Anonymous
*sniff*
Anonymous
remember when that guy admitted that he psyopped himself into liking reki?
>>34790 #
Anonymous
maybe all thats needed for you to love reki like the old times if for you to post her more
Anonymous
you should post 10 rekis in a row
Anonymous
you have bad teammates anyways always unlucky might as well look at rekitoks
Anonymous
more like top fag gottem classic joke I invented
Anonymous
>>34782 #
So you're saying he gooned himself into liking reki
Anonymous
his words, not mine. I'll quote what he said (word for word 100% accuracy)
>dang battyboy dem rekitoks be peng fam i rate em yea? shit bussy on the gajoofle n a nigga like me on dem racks might be fallin a liddle you feel me fam?
Anonymous
>>34716 #
>8.35/10
>I used mathematical modelling to come up with this system to rank tokkers and reki was
This post did not came from a person that has significant data or does not know what mathematical modelling would entail in this context.
>>34797 #
Anonymous
>>34794 #
you really think a biologist (not a real science) knows anything about math (a real science)?
Anonymous
2nd chuckle (more of a quicker-than-usual exhale from my nose) from that poster this year
maybe he can hit a threepeat before the year ends
Anonymous
next game you get your deserved W for sure
Anonymous
why dont you queue with that super hot and hung duo you met
Anonymous
>>34805 #
hes hot and hung and can boost you and he is nice and has a cute voice and...โœจ
Anonymous
NL just won against a cheater in cine2nerdle
>>34809 #
Anonymous
other guy was using a bot that was replying within like half a second with its own answers
Anonymous
that sounds like skill, he programmed a bot, didnt NL take a coding class? he should reSPECT the hustle and not be a bitchler
>>34815 #
Anonymous
>sounds like skill
well he lost so he couldnt have been that skilled
>>34813 #
Anonymous
>>34812 #
HE STILL HAS MORE HAIR THAN NL. OWNED AGAIN.
Anonymous
not proven no timestamp + ur gold + bozo
Anonymous
>>34811 #
>he programmed a bot
Well, paying for chatgpt and hooking up to the api is kinda trivial nowadays so I wouldn't call that very skillful. Although I dunno if you can get the answers in half a second.
>>34816 #
Anonymous
>>34815 #
its funny you say that because when NL won he made a joke that the guy was out of API tokens cus the bot just stopped giving answers
Anonymous
>t-word
please dont use slurs here, this is a safe space (as shown by the cute hello kitties!) and Ill have to report your post in the future if you use them
Anonymous
>>34817 #
>hard working coding trannies
>NL fans
I'm offended by both of these statements
Anonymous
>i have never doing anything
Anonymous
Damn he went for the throat immediately
Anonymous
do you like reki more now after posting xeir a little bit?
Anonymous
you havent got haven in a week
if you got only haven every map then you would rank up to immortal 3 like you belong
Anonymous
I POSTED THAT ONE ALREADY IMSORRY
Anonymous
its over
he is repeating content
Anonymous
I already knew what it was going to answer so I just ripped the bandaid off and did it myself
Anonymous
Was I ever happy? #8ball (Maybe)
Anonymous
>>34834 #
At least your tokker still posts... I don't want to be a sadcunt but it really weighs on me.
Anonymous
might walk out into the woods
Anonymous
might walk out into the woods
Anonymous
Is this a riddle?
Anonymous
>>34846 #
But you do not disappear in the woods, you'd have to try to get lost or something
>>34848 #
Anonymous
>>34847 #
to the world I would have disappeared
Anonymous
2024 is the year i get a gf, or a nonbinary f or a he/him afab bf
Anonymous
you streaming it in 30 min?
Anonymous
Affirmative
Anonymous
2X:08? or what time exactly
Anonymous
lets call it 2X:10
Anonymous
are people liking the film
Anonymous
>>34850 #
thats the anime that groomed bonbi
Anonymous
kokoro connect did this entire plot but way better
>>34861 #
Anonymous
>>34860 #
oh so you are watching, i was worried it was just me.

is this a tranny anime? the plot is about a boy bodyswapping into a cute girl and the first thing he does every day is feel her boobs
Anonymous
this is the bit where it kokoro unconnects
Anonymous
japan is so pretty
Anonymous
itomori was destroyed back in WW2.....

what a twist
Anonymous
literally me with egirl bathwater haha
Anonymous
time travelling gender swapping domestic terrorist, you love to see it
Anonymous
if you arent crying right now you arent human
Anonymous
i'm crying. not watching the anime tho
Anonymous
this is the top 10 animes of all time, you're missing out
Anonymous
ngl "your name" did not make me cry
Anonymous
i liked the bit where he said
>it's over
Anonymous
SHE FUCKS AROUND WITH CHADS UNTIL 30 AND THEN SETTLES DOWN FOR HER SO CALLED SOULMATE? TRULY A CRY WORTHY ENDING
>>34873 #
Anonymous
>>34872 #
this doesnt happen take your meds rule 5
Anonymous
im crying again this movie is so good
Anonymous
your name is stupid, none of us got names here and who gaf but its like a big deal or whatever in that anime
Anonymous
good movie to stream would be saltburn, its by far my favorite this year
Anonymous
>his boss went on a date with him when he was in high school
Anonymous
is the movie over now or is this another faggy sing song high school musical montage
>>34879 #
Anonymous
>>34878 #
NO KEEP WATCHING FEW MINUTES LEFT
Anonymous
im crying again holy shit
Anonymous
man that film is so fucking good.
Anonymous
i ALMOST cried
Anonymous
now that I screwed 20 guys and remembered your name it's time to settle down with you my soulmate
>>34887 #
Anonymous
i teared up where he learned the town died, and then tears came out when they met at twilight, and then again when they saw one another on the train as adults and ran to find each other. i have seen this film 4 times and knew all these scenes were coming
Anonymous
thank god there are more than 1 person giving praise to the movie, that makes me feel less bad when I say that that movie fucking sucked and was way more uninteresting than Grave of the Fireflies which I already thought was an incredibly boring movie. At least that movie I could sit through without getting a headache or looking up the plot just to soothe my sunk cost fallacy telling me to turn it off
>>34887 #
Anonymous
>>34884 #
you dont understand cinema
>>34886 #
you had to look up a plot summary for an anime movie for children, you dont understand cinema
>>34883 #
every frame of Kimi No Na Wa is more beautiful than that film's entirety, you dont understand cinema
>>34888 #
Anonymous
>>34887 #
wdym I opened the steam on my nintendo switch to get optimal cinema experience
Anonymous
That movie was horror and I mean that in the UK sense of the word
Anonymous
this one fat simpy loser filipino that I knew in HS that Ive mentioned here on neko many times before used to have Your Name as his banner on facebook or some shit like that
yeah, that fits
Anonymous
freaky friday BUT IN JAPAN WOW
Anonymous
you guys dont understand, the movie was more than just a haha they bodyswap. it was about soul. something none of you have because you're not white like me
>>34894 #
Anonymous
like I said, the whole "body swap and have to come to terms with it and eventually falling in love with each other" plot was handled leagues better in Kokoro Connect
>>34896 #
Anonymous
>>34894 #
are you saying you wouldn't do the same? thats realistic.
>>34897 #
Anonymous
>>34893 #
Kokoro Connect is about the affect that bodyswapping has on an already close group of friends. It's a completely difference scenario. HOWEVER. The bodyswapping storyline was better in Kokoro Connect, but the series went downhill after that first arc
>>34898 #
Anonymous
>>34895 #
that's why she cried at the end she remembered her rapist
Anonymous
>>34896 #
effect* and the biggest difference is actually that the kokoro connect storywriters actually wrote an interesting story
Anonymous
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I like Kokoro Connect because it didn't use any cheap "haha they touch themselves" bits during the body swapping.

Wait, no, it literally did.
>>34901 #
Anonymous
i cannot believe imageboard contrarians didnt like widely acclaimed anime movie
Anonymous
>>34899 #
I think I saw this image on 4chan in like 2014 and that made me watch that anime
>>34902 #
Anonymous
no but actually, that your name movie seems like the biggest "wow feel good happy love story.... but for fat neek weebs" movie of all time
Anonymous
sometimes movies can have happy endings and that's okay, you're not on 4chan anymore, you dont need to be one of the hateful eight, you can just admit you loved the film.
Anonymous
I prefer when my movies end anti-climactically and doesnt actually resolve anything nor have a real plot
>>34906 #
Anonymous
>>34905 #
like no country for old men? yea thats kino
Anonymous
never watched
Anonymous
next time ill just put on the fricking cowboy bebop movie and everyone can shout "pog pog pog" when spike seagull shoots a guy
>>34909 #
Anonymous
more like ____ (way too obvious joke)
Anonymous
>>34910 #
i want to fuck faye and i want my daughter to be fucked for grandchildren so it makes sense?
Anonymous
The music carried the movie really well, the emotional bits were made tenfold harder hitting by RADWIMPS excellent scoring of the animated blockbuster known locally as Kimi No Na Wa.
Anonymous
>when the scene is about farting but sad piano music plays
๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ
Anonymous
an incredible absence of testosterone over on that twitch channel. No clue who is behind it nor who recommended that movie but I suspect there was foul play and estrogen bandaids involved
Anonymous
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literally one of the best scenes in anime history but y'all aren't gonna get to see it because you're mean to me so im gonna watch it solo >:3
>>34917 #
The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya
>>34917 #
Anonymous
>>34918 #
yeah I love the ghibli movies, have seen all of them except 2 or 3 I think (including the one that came out now the 27th of Nov which i have been planning on just walking down to the cinema and watching some day)
Grave of the Fireflies is incredibly overhyped, not as crazy as people say it is
Ponyo is kinda all right, not super
their best is probably Nausicaรค and the Valley of the Wind and Princess Mononoke
Anonymous
>>34918 #
I fucking cry at every ghibli movie i watch. They're so good.
Anonymous
actually im gonna make a ghibli tier list cus I feel like it
>>34922 #
Anonymous
>>34921 #
will only watch the S tiers
Anonymous
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>some random shonen movie beat spirited away in what it grossed by 100 million dollars
Anonymous
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There were movies that I didnt rate cus I dont remember anything from them and apparently more movies that I hadnt watched that I didnt know about
Whispers of the Heart and Kiki's Delivery Service are so goated
>>34945 #
Anonymous
On rewatching it is painful how quickly seinfeld declines when larry david leaves
Anonymous
instead of watching films i propose we watch every episode of the yogscast minecraft series shadow of israphel
Anonymous
neko and I are already busy watching a series, we finished season 1 last neko series night
Anonymous
wow... and i wasnt invited?
Anonymous
it was in the last thread
Anonymous
what series
Anonymous
ctrl +f "Atlanta"
Anonymous
oh yeah i remember seeing the post now, jumped into the stream like 40 minutes in, stuck around for 30 seconds then dipped, seemed good!
Anonymous
yeah no subway surfers so it was hard to keep attention
Anonymous
i just watched kimi no na wa
>>34936 #
Anonymous
>gay shit
>gay vtuber shit
>Chadstily
>Classic content
>Vtuber gayshit
your algo knows too much about you
Anonymous
>>34937 #
fortnite lost all soul all art direction its a monstrosity
Anonymous
>>34936 #
I could probably write an epic tome about my thoughts on the film and what it means to me personally but nobody will read it so why bother it's gonna hurt me its gonna kill when you desert me, this happened to me twice before, wont happen to me anymoreeeeee why bother it's gonna hurt me
Anonymous
[YouTube] ???

it was a weezer reference btw, and the good weezer (pinkerton)
Anonymous
ALL YOUR GAMES WILL BE FORNITE SPINOFFS IN 2024
Anonymous
OH OH OH MY GOD, WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME
Anonymous
WALKING DOWN MONTANA OH OH OH
SAME OLD DULL ROUTINE
SAME ALOO GOBI
WALKING DOWN MONTANA
Anonymous
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>>34945 #
I ranked them in the order that I liked them from best to least best
and one day Im gonna buy the book set
Anonymous
>Totoro B
But he's so cute
>>34948 #
Anonymous
its like that one burnt face swiss girl or whatever she was in your handicapfu visual novel, theres no internal conflict that makes them interesting or stand out
>>34953 #
Anonymous
>>34948 #
I have said the same thing.....I was called an uncultured imbecile dullard.....
Anonymous
>he changes his opinions in the face of adversity
yeah, go back to liking things just because they are "cute"
Anonymous
I didn't change my opinion, I took on the scorn. I lost lifelong friends and familial relationships to avoid admitting defeat
Anonymous
that neko always disagrees with you just to get you to say something else so he can dogpile you for it. ignore him.
>>34949 #
thats not even me! you're accusing people of being me! i was distracted playing my handicapfu visual novel ironically
>>34954 #>>34956 #
Anonymous
the dogs are piling on me rn
Anonymous
>>34953 #
>youre accusing people of being me
i didnt reply to anyone so you cannot prove I was claiming that was you
maybe I was just talking to (You) in the middle of my conversation to the other neko (my previous message was replying to someone which means I was addressing them personally but that post wasnt (I am so smart for thinking of this, good thinking me))
Anonymous
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yeah whatever im currently listening to smooth jazz and reading my visual novel with a few biscuits and a coffee.
Anonymous
Real talk? Real nigga hours? All right, I'll spit:
I dont think I could love a crippled person
>>34960 #
Anonymous
dark thoughts are back
wish I had some trauma to feel bad about
Anonymous
>>34958 #
We're all emotionally crippled here, it's not much different. When you think about it, crippled people are people too :)
>>34961 #
Anonymous
>>34960 #
Yeah they are people but not people for me
I couldnt be with someone with a physical or a debilitating mental crippling disorder
>>34962 #
Anonymous
>>34961 #
even something relatively minor like no legs no arms?
Anonymous
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she let me borrow this book to read

yet she broke up with me to start dating a 6'3 college dropout that was 3 years older than her, instead of me, who acted like the shy, self concious and insecure male protaganist of one of her favourite novels.

does that seem right to you?
>>34965 #>>34977 #
Anonymous
I saw the movie
kinda all right
Anonymous
>>34963 #
a shy weak man is more dysfunctional than a drop out so yes
>>34966 #
Anonymous
if he was 6'3'' at 17 then he probably has a promising future in bricklaying, why shouldnt she take the man with career prospects?
>>34968 #
Anonymous
>>34967 #
he dropped out of school at 17, dude is a certified fucking retard, unlike me, who need i remind you is about to get a masters degree and very likely will get a phd in the next 6 years.

yeah,, she'll regret this one i tell you.
>>34971 #
Anonymous
>you need a college degree to lay bricks
>>34970 #
Anonymous
>>34969 #
bricklayers get paid what? 2 dollars an hour? thats not enough to buy a house
Anonymous
>>34971 #
I study biology so I'll come up with a way to become taller using science.
Anonymous
she could tell you had already hit your growth spurt back in 9th grade and she was outtie
Anonymous
that felt too mean to right
Anonymous
yeah that is an accurate depiction of you seething about my success as a 5'5 king
Anonymous
>>34963 #
she probably broke up with you because you sucked in some way
>>34978 #
Anonymous
>>34977 #
likely the truth. I wasn't very interesting
Anonymous
my one-upload-per-day youtubefu, whos videos usually are between 20 and 30 minutes each, uploaded a 1h50min long video a few days ago and a 4h50min long video today
content has never been so much on the menu and dare I say it... youtube kino is back
>>34980 #
Anonymous
idk what he looks like
Anonymous
>he
gayneko watches MEN? on YOUTUBE?
Anonymous
isnt izzy a transmasc?
>>34984 #
Anonymous
>>34983 #
izzy is a female as in a fe male
Anonymous
looks more like a dude than many men do
>>34986 #
Anonymous
>>34985 #
our sons will like like olympic heroes
Anonymous
>like like
you need to have sex to have children
>>34989 #
Anonymous
One time I accidentally sent my mum porn instead of my wordle
Anonymous
>>34987 #
๐Ÿค“ heh it appears you made a minor error in writing your post
>>34990 #
Anonymous
>>34989 #
youre the native, not me
youre supposed to uphold a standard
>>34991 #
Anonymous
gonna be real for a second
InvaderVie is so incredibly fuckable, perhaps even wifeable. Yes, I said it
I want to fuck the shit out of InvaderVie, perhaps even smooch her thighs
>>34993 #
Anonymous
>>34992 #
i literally dont know who that is, the start of the video is just bait to get you to watch the old switcharoo
>>35065 #
Anonymous
>>34994 #
okay now watch the rest of the clip buddy
Anonymous
too busy oogling invadervie, the bait was unsuccessful
>>34997 #
Anonymous
>>34996 #
she literally looks like the average girl at a british uni, she's nowt special
Anonymous
I like unspecial
ive held the opinion for many years thats I want to marry a plain jane 5-6/10
>>35000 #
Anonymous
the rest of the clip is funny but at this point its been hyped up so much that you wont laugh. next time ill cut out any clips of women.
Anonymous
it wouldve been funnier if you had posted it like 8 months ago when he was still playing that game
>>35002 #
Anonymous
>>35001 #
i dont even know what the game was. 8 months ago all i watched of NL was SUPER. AUTO. PETS.
>>35003 #
Anonymous
>>35002 #
whenever he played it, I remember us talking about how shit the game was in the thread
>>35005 #
Anonymous
>>35000 #
I wish I could have my own bingogirl that I could cherish and love just like you do with yours
Anonymous
>>35005 #
idk what the name of it is, it sucked
and no it was (You), nobody else posted on neko during that time
Anonymous
I realized what it is now. Invadervie looks like a hotter Abigail Shapiro
Anonymous
I have literally never seen this game before until I found this edit on youtube. I am sorry neko, it was not me.
Anonymous
Friends v Friends
Anonymous
and yes, it was you
Anonymous
he was playing some shitty 1v1 with a boring dude on this subway map [YouTube] ???
>Ooooh yeah I remember it now
no shit you remember it now, told oyu it was you
Anonymous
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS GAME BEFORE. OTHER PEOPLE WATCH NORTHERNLION.,
Anonymous
>other people watch NL
I have quite literally never in my life met anyone else who watches NL for he is a boring sonuvabitch
Anonymous
10k viewers on twitch. how many does "forsen" get? yeah, like 50k, i know
Anonymous
find the post of us discussing this video game. you cannot do this because it is not possible.
Anonymous
no Im not gonna take my valuable time that I was going to waste anyways doing that
Anonymous
literally
Anonymous
i just looked at a deadlock main i watch on youtube and checked their map winrates, haven is their worst map.
bros.. is deadlock bad on haven or something?
Anonymous
>>35020 #
winter 2024 means january or feb 2024 right?
Anonymous
We are staring at the timer in anticipation
Anonymous
ive never seen madoka so im not too fussed
Anonymous
youre missing out but I guess its not your thing since there are no trans motives in it
Anonymous
i am not trans.
Anonymous
this is a safe space, feel free to come out whenever you feel comfortable :)
Anonymous
this is just like the tiggers in board game club that call people eggs because trans people can only reproduce by psyopping ordinary folx into being trans
Anonymous
ok im trans for not liking japanese cartoons about pink hair children doing magic shit
>>35030 #
Anonymous
>>35029 #
uhm excuse me, theyre not just "pink hair children", theyre Magical Girls, get it right. gosh
Anonymous
yes i do enjoy a series about girls accepting their true self and becoming powerful independent woman
no i dont see how thats a tranny metaphor
Anonymous
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real ones know
real eyes realize
truenekos will be there in 8763 hours and 50 minutes
Anonymous
you literally watched a film earlier today about a guy body swapping with a woman. trans anime
Anonymous
that wasnt me
Anonymous
yeah i streamed it but you watched it
Anonymous
I literally looked the plot up so I could stop watching it
Anonymous
bro googled the plot and was like "that is so me" transflagemoji
Anonymous
this nigga cried three times to a trans movie be like "i can relate ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ"
Anonymous
wasnt a trans movie when i watched it
Anonymous
no, then it was a trans experience
Anonymous
im not even remotely trans
Anonymous
no, you are trans at the office
Anonymous
your tokfu is trans
Anonymous
nuh uh
Anonymous
ngl the admin of nekochen is def trans with how pink the site is
>>35047 #
Anonymous
@nekomin, admin of nekomin
is this true? care to confirm or deny?
Anonymous
>>35045 #
also isnt the site black for you? trans moodyness
Anonymous
I decided to play an unrated game before bed for a bit of fun
we're getting stomped, 8 rounds in and the enemy reyna is 17-0
Anonymous
getting stomped on by a woman? beta
Anonymous
lemon cute
Anonymous
lemon is unfortunately not cute
Anonymous
they won 13-0
their reyna went 26-1.
Anonymous
>>35053 #
>17 months ago
lemon before college and lemon in college are 2 different people.
Anonymous
being a lemonbro must not only be very painful but very blissful, she uploads like 5 toks a week and 20 stories
Anonymous
ive found the secret, it you press alt and t it plays toks automatically
Anonymous
is it random because it plays a boni tok every other tok? that seems rigged
Anonymous
you see the little mail icon top right? if you press that and send the nekomin $50 you can make him play your tokfu's toks
Anonymous
is nekomin real or is he a government agent
Anonymous
if he is the fed and the flimsymin is a real person? upset of the century if true
Anonymous
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Admit it. Bonbi looks good in this tok. You will become a bonbibro again. You will pretend it's 2018.
Anonymous
2 more days to go until i become a full time Nozzomi_Cosplays poster
>>36493 #
Anonymous
>>34993 #
Ohhhh, well I hated both parts of the video. I am immunized to both the baldies and the internet e-whoring.
Anonymous
i love you guys, i want you to know that this year would've been a lot worse if nekochen.net didnt exist. you have made every day a little bit brighter. thanks everyone. have a wonderful new year
Anonymous
That sounds like a suicide note. Happy new year anonie
Anonymous
its not a suicide note dw about me
Anonymous
What do you think moemin is up to now a days
Anonymous
he's closer than you think. i can't say anymore ;)
>>35079 #
Anonymous
quick someone give me some rizz for the girl in my lobby
Anonymous
nobody gave me the rizz its over
Anonymous
>>35074 #
That 2018 pic looks like a bit aged up pic of a girl I knew in middle school. Though she definitely didn't look like Noemi in general.
>>35076 #
Anonymous
I don't like the new look. Short hair lesbian thing she has going on....
>>35078 #
Anonymous
>>35077 #
I don't think Noemi is a lesbian. Call it a hunch but I just have this feeling that she wants me fr
Anonymous
>>35070 #
hope that pedophile goes away in that case
Anonymous
>>35076 #
Did they also look like Noemi in that specific pic? Or just in general?
>>35082 #
Anonymous
>>35080 #
They were just girls. Nobody I've ever met looks like Noemi. She an angel. Like Mitsuha
>>35083 #
Anonymous
>>35082 #
I kinda feel the same about acid and I'm not even the acidposter. I've had to stop watching her toks today because I've felt like my standards for women are getting unrealistic by the minute.
Anonymous
>>35081 #
are you saying that youre an mtf tranny who cannot pass enough as a woman that you resort to living in repression by looking like a man despite feeling like a woman?
Anonymous
On the train to Leatherhead
Anonymous
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Anonymous
that sweet little bumblebee song is stuck in my head like a dog in summer
Anonymous
flanbee fumo
Anonymous
bee-ld.png fumo
Anonymous
speak english i cannot comprende
>>35100 #
Anonymous
แ—œ_แ—œ
Anonymous
>>35097 #
Watashi wa fumo desu.
Anonymous
Ore wa o chinchin ga daisuki nandayo
>>35102 #
Anonymous
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>You're downtown with your tokfu, just living life
>A dude rolls up in this, rolls down the window (manually) and tells her to "Get over here"
>She's considering doing so
wwyd? need quick answers pls
Anonymous
peng body clapped face
>>35107 #
Anonymous
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>>35106 #
you can see more of this peng body on her patreon, for only ยฃ51 a month. it's a bargain at that price.
Anonymous
That's so cheap! I just subscribed and I can say without a doubt that the price is a steal! It should be worth at least ยฃ100, she really set the price too low haha. I'd recommend subscribing now for an annual subscription before she catches on and puts the price up!

This post was sponsored by Annas_Cosplays
Anonymous
crazy part is that I know your ass is paying for it unironically
Anonymous
not true. not true! stop the count. im only subscribed to 3 patreons atm
Anonymous
annas, rekis (resubbed now that it ended a few days ago) and whos?
Anonymous
>annas
naaaauurrr first off she's clapped, second off it's ยฃ51 a month
Anonymous
then who is it
Anonymous
you wouldnt know her
Anonymous
so its anna, reki and someone you dont wanna say so imma assume the worst
Anonymous
its just d&d map stuff
>>35118 #
Anonymous
I installed Trackmania for the first time since late 2020
Played one map, got gold medal and uninstalled
Anonymous
>>35116 #
>he's subscribed to Anna, Reki and Nikocado Avocado's gay patreon
naurrrr
Anonymous
>he knows that there's a gay Nikocado Avocado patreon while I don't
I think this speaks volumes.
Anonymous
lets go default
Anonymous
>>35121 #
thats literally what it is
do you think the top cs players swapped over to the valarante child game? no, people like s1mple stayed on cs whilst low-end "pro"players like hiko swapped over
Anonymous
i was a low end player in counter strike though and now im decently high elo in va

oh, yeah i get it now
Anonymous
what rank are you in val
>>35126 #
Anonymous
>>35121 #
Well, the fixed vs random spray patterns would make me never swap from cs if I was a pro.
Anonymous
>>35127 #
we have already discussed how gold to immortal 2 is the same fucking rank, so my elo is confirmed high
Anonymous
yeah whatever floats your boat, buster
Anonymous
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oh speaking of Haven plant spots. I found this website that analyses valorant data and you won't believe that the plant spot I said is better has a higher winrate, and is used more often by radiants than any other rank with 5% of all radiant plants on Haven A site being where I plant.

yep, I am coping.
Anonymous
i dont understand wtf im looking at, link the site
Anonymous
yeah but A2 isnt where you said you planted (nor where you actually planted)
>>35134 #
Anonymous
no you literally planted where the fat blue dot on the picture is
>>35134 #
Anonymous
>framed it to be retarded
art reflects reality
Anonymous
had you planted on the right side then the whole argument of "you cannot hold it from short or long" wouldnt be a thing, but it was, because you didnt plant it on the right side, you planted it at the blue dot where you cannot hold it from a short or from long behind cover
Anonymous
dont make me fricking log into valorant to proof you wrong.

dammit im gonna do it.
Anonymous
pick killjoy and just plant your turret where the fat blue circle is so you dont have to reset and go new round over and over
Anonymous
That's unbelievable, he didn't say *prove. My precognition powers are foiled.
Anonymous
no because your typos are incredibly seethrough and predictable
Anonymous
there are currently 3 people typing. the guy pointing out that you didnt point out my typo is a 3rd neko.
Anonymous
No I am not, I am one of you two.
Anonymous
Can confirm, I wrote that post
Anonymous
It's really easy to see I am the third guy because I always punctuate and capitalize my sentences as well as I can. If I emulated one of you two posting styles it might've been harder to see.
Anonymous
Only you two spend enough time looking at things like that to notice them, I dont even look at the active poster count at all
>>35147 #
Anonymous
>>35146 #
Yea well, I was pointing out how you can discern it without obsessively watching that number though.
Anonymous
but then I have to obsessively look at capitalization and punctuation instead
>>35149 #
Anonymous
>>35148 #
So what you're saying is you don't read the posts?
Anonymous
>>35151 #
thats where i always plant.
Anonymous
youve never in your life planted in that spot
Anonymous
well guess what chum bucket. starting from now im always gonna plant exactly there.
Anonymous
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this website is actually really useful, lets you compare the winrates of common plant spots so you think "huh maybe planting there is a bad place"

like on bind A site. #2 has a minimum 10% higher winrate at every rank, and it only gets bigger the higher rank you go. #1 always felt bad to postplant defend, but now it's like, wow, the numbers dont lie, it IS bad.
Anonymous
its a russian speaking german
>>35159 #
Anonymous
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>>35158 #
Ehh, that's boring, I was hoping for some kind of tidbit like the one I've heard somewhere (and I have no idea if it's true) that there's a german accent where Ich is pronounced like "ick"
Anonymous
no, its just some russians who probably learned
>Komm tanzen (Ich will nicht)
>Komm trinken (Ich will nicht)
from google translates pronunciation button and then made a song
Anonymous
That would imply they actually pressed the button, which I really doubt since even google translate pronounces it... I guess decently enough.
>>35163 #
Anonymous
>>35161 #
kinda true i guess, they are pronouncing ich will nicht like if it was
>ะธั‡ ะฒั‹ะป ะฝั‹ั‡ั‚
I dont think they realize german ch is pronounced like sh/ัˆ
>>35164 #
Anonymous
>>35163 #
Yea I get it, I'm a slav so I know what is going on, especially since "ch" in my language makes just the "h" sound
Anonymous
It's more of an ล› sound, which probably in russian is ัˆ with that funny small b that makes the sound softer or something, dunno if they have it as a sound or not.
Anonymous
>>35162 #
1 more level and you can play with me in comp :D
Anonymous
unless he ends up silver after placements then the high elo (plat 1) ranked grinder needs to level his own account to level 20
Anonymous
i do have an alt account that i intended to get to lvl 20 and just do nothing but buy shorty but i never hit 20 on that
Anonymous
he wont end up silver anyway, he's too good for that
Anonymous
you should teach him that crazy plant spot on haven where you plant in the middle of hell and cant hold it from short or long, that one will make him have a >68% wr on haven
>>35171 #
Anonymous
>>35170 #
the plant spot so good radiants use it and bronzes dont? yeah, i think i will.
Anonymous
how do you know she didnt cosplay 2 days ago?
>>35174 #
Anonymous
>>35173 #
if she did how come she didnt fricking upload it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
creating good content takes time, maybe she thought "im gonna make a good tok" for once
Anonymous
we all say you write a slur.
Anonymous
SAW
Anonymous
we all SAW you write a slur
Anonymous
>>35179 #
>Since thirteen, a chubby nigga on the scene
only one I believe
Anonymous
Hugs from the honeys, pounds from the roughnecks
Seen my man say that I knew from the projects
Said he had beef, asked me if I had my piece
Sure do, two 22s in my shoes.
Anonymous
watching a valorant stream with 12k viewers and holy shit, this might be one of the most windowlicking chats Ive ever seen, these are not real people OR they are all <14 because who the fuck types this boring shit
Anonymous
>omg are you 0.12 sens or 0.11? should I go 0.11? thoughts on 0.12 sens? !where !where !cc !crosshair !where !settings opinions on haven? opinions on icebox coming back and haven leaving? !where
Anonymous
he's Tenz. Not Sens. Not all asians look the same :/
Anonymous
this stream is crazy. they all speak english? where is the angry french dude that knows english but refuses to speak it?
Anonymous
>!time
yeah, knowing what the local time is where the strimmer lives sure is an important question for you to ask
>>35187 #
Anonymous
>>35186 #
bro maybe he only plays between like 2pm and 5pm so hes at maximum energy. that's why im hardstuck bronze, i play late at night
Anonymous
10 years ago call of duty youtubers would be advertising GFUEL. not much has changed, now they just buy the same gamer chair and mouse as their favourite strimmer because they think thats the secret to sucksess
Anonymous
>there's no way my aftershock didnt cover the spike
>presses tab and it clearly shows he did 0 damage to the omen
even the best player in the world is delusional like me...
>>35190 #
>plat
>thinking about hitting the heads
he's way too ahead of the game, pretty sure in plat all you need to do is know where the head is to rank up (im gold 3 btw)
Anonymous
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cant tell me any of these people actually give a shit and arent just doing it for the formality of doing it
>>35193 #
Anonymous
>>35192 #
I like the guy who said "Hellooooooo how are you?" as if Tenz is going to read that message and reply.
>>35196 #
Anonymous
some verified streamer with 25k followers who claims he is radiant asking "how unplayable is 60 ping?"
fucking bots I swear
Anonymous
there's an option to HOLD for ADS? that's crazy. why would you do that.
>>35196 #
hi ithasss im doing good! how're you buddy? how was school?
Anonymous
@streamer what button do you use to communicate
@streamer whats your button push to talk
@streamer what button is your push to talk
who
cares
Anonymous
@streamer how hard does your buttplug vibrate ive got mine on 7 atm but its too distracting
Anonymous
istg i know that guy irl, ive seen someone just like him before
Anonymous
>see like 5 ping is UNBEATBLE bro
Anonymous
>>35202 #
>become a pro player
well he wont achieve this unless tenz tells us what his sens is, why does tenz HATE his fans
Anonymous
actually i quoted him wrong
>YOUR SO GOOD ONG
even worse
>>35205 #
Anonymous
>>35204 #
hes 12 and from 2 arabic countries, his english is bad
Anonymous
kids arent real people but theyre allowed to not be so I cant be mad at them
grownups that do this shit? death
Anonymous
twilight_zombie: do u have tips to get out of silver
>>35208 #
Anonymous
>>35207 #
i like how the replies were
>just play more
which is the only answer
Anonymous
>>35210 #
haha i get it all rook same!!!!!
Anonymous
>paid $1 with the message:
>what key do you use for ingame communication
Anonymous
he answered it lmao. he uses X! im gonna go change my push to talk!!!!

i can't do that because i use z, x, c and v for utility
Anonymous
time to hit radiant im instlaling again!
Anonymous
>paid $1 with the message:
>what key you use for party communication
Anonymous
nobody tell him he could've paid only 1 dollar and asked what KEYS do you use for team/party comms
Anonymous
sweatiest dominican ive ever seen is grinding in the depths of pisslow iron
he has mastered the run and spray vandal technique... powerful
>>35220 #
Anonymous
>>35219 #
he changed his push to talk key to X. he's unstoppable now.
Anonymous
>that dodge on gecko's ult
holy shit
>>35222 #
Anonymous
>>35221 #
did you see him 360 in slowmo to look at it whizz past his head and hit his teammates, just to finish the 360 and entryfrag?
Anonymous
its so beautiful, so cinematic
so....powerful
Anonymous
immortalneko could never do that
Anonymous
he's so happy, he's got a constant smile and he's been grinding for 3 hours straight. this dude LOVES valorant
Anonymous
being low rank is literally just the key to happiness
Anonymous
>SPIKEU SEKI - DORO NI KE MI
so true, preach
Anonymous
MATCHU POINTO
Anonymous
ROUND STARTU~
Anonymous
bro is listening to linkin park and top fragging on the best map
>those flashes
i need to have an account in iron
Anonymous
hes flashing more than diamond reyna players
insane mechanics
Anonymous
>kill gecko
>goes invuln incase enemy skye uses an ICBM on him
>clutches the round 1v2
this man is so powerful
Anonymous
hes climbing, he made it out of iron
he cant be stopped he cant be stopped
Anonymous
>literally invites like 8 different people to join
Anonymous
why do spanish people talk in all caps
Anonymous
he isnt a sweaty dominican he is a sweaty peruvian
Anonymous
yeah they all speak spanish over there buddy
Anonymous
>he's got the illegal client mod that shows people's ranks
Anonymous
>you can hear him winding up the mystery jack-in-a-box murder machine
Anonymous
OOOOOH THE MISERY
EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS MY ENEMY
Anonymous
OH LA MISERIA
Anonymous
bro got lotus twice in a row. i NEED to be on his server.
Anonymous
another topfrag imminent, he is locked in and duoing with a cute egirl
Anonymous
he and his duo are the instalock duelists that ruin every game you play.
Anonymous
>easy 3k with the frenzy first round with room for a 4th kill if he plays his cards right
i could never
Anonymous
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...why is he listening to ominous dark and twisted ambience? it sound slike the soundtrack at an abandoned factory that shut down after the foreman was caught murdering and torturing the part-timers
Anonymous
he is a dark and brooding anti-hero, women love him for it.

>the randomly shoot through the smoke then loudly push main strat
holy shit he's too good
Anonymous
you thought he was locked in and happy before?
hes is serious and menacing now
Anonymous
>when he's shift walking around cafe and he sees the body of jett
now i understand the music. this is a horror film when it's a 1v1
Anonymous
ki ki ki ha ha ha
Anonymous
>picks up the gun of light in order to purge the demon spectre
Anonymous
HE ULTED FOR ONE GUY
>hes not even there
masaka...
Anonymous
n-NANI?????
Anonymous
now hes listening to found footage audio clips of people being tortured in hans fritzl's basement
Anonymous
how did he go from listening to OH THE MISERY to this
Anonymous
ive played in bronze and it isnt this bad. maybe people really are just worse in the americas.
Anonymous
just played a round on like a dark, fucked up version of ascent haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao
Anonymous
>lowers door
>instantly breaks it
we wouldnt understand
>>35266 #
Anonymous
i wonder what his push to talk key is haha
Anonymous
its not luna but I cant tell who it is
Anonymous
>its another omen 1vs1 on B site
Anonymous
THE ONE HP???
Anonymous
>looks up to the sky to thank god he aint too cool for the safe belt
Anonymous
>this guy is from the same geographic region as boni
makes ya think
Anonymous
very different regions acktually
Anonymous
same continent
Anonymous
good kill, time to grab a new skin
Anonymous
d-did sage just revive reyna after the round ended?
Anonymous
>sage revives reyna just so reyna can keep the spectre when theres 2 rounds left in the half
Anonymous
>reyna drops it and buys vandle
Anonymous
>vandle
Anonymous
what did you think of his spam the classic at round start strat? definitely scared them away from HIS site
Anonymous
enemies dare not cross into a hailstorm of bullets, its a good strat
Anonymous
the 99 in his name implies he's born in the same year as me ๐Ÿ’€
Anonymous
no, thats how many people he's strangled to death
Anonymous
>his mic is muted on stream but he's using it to talk in game
Anonymous
he has a mic on his headset but uses one mounted to his wall
Anonymous
>runs out into the sova dart
the balls on this guy
Anonymous
>happy music starts playing from the playlist
>skips it and goes back to Horror Music To Make Your Bones Shiver - We Killed 12 Children In A Schoolyard! Halloween Edition!!
Anonymous
i imaigne that if i played with music like this I would leave no corner uncleared in fear of a flesh eating monster hiding there
Anonymous
>1vs4?
>time to put on a good track
Anonymous
he actually tabbed out to change the song for his clutch. this guy is CRAZY.

THEN HE JUST FUCKING SAVES
Anonymous
the smile is back
Anonymous
>report duelistas pls
Anonymous
regardless of region or rank, instalock reynas will ALWAYS be lurking on the opposite side of the map
Anonymous
>doesnt aim for tripwire
>just sprays 20 shots into it instead, surely one will hit eventually
>>35299 #
Anonymous
>>35298 #
its called confirming the kill
Anonymous
>mission impossible music is playing as he rotates to get a free plant
Anonymous
>ults for the 1v3 clutch
>85% of the ult is over when he makes first contact with an enemy
>doesnt press invuln or heal
>>35302 #
Anonymous
>>35301 #
the ult auto heals, thats what it does, so yeah he should've pressed invuln
Anonymous
killjoy turret cleared
duelist job well done
time to lurk
Anonymous
bro thinks he is metal gear
Anonymous
he is the weapon to surpass metal gear
Anonymous
>runs around with a flash ready, so if someone sees him he can throw it and get away
Anonymous
I went to his kick stream to see if you could hear his mic there and the music is only in the right channel on that site lol
Anonymous
>was lurking literally in his fucking spawn
>keeps buying spectre and going mid
>crouchwalking like he's in a stealth mission
he's never making it out of bronze 1
Anonymous
no mic on kick
Anonymous
>rotates from B to A through T spawn
>starts sneaking in his own spawn, forcing brim to run first and entry (with his knife) on A
Anonymous
that heal
Anonymous
>has spectre and full shields
>buys a frenzy
>he only had 2800 credits
he NEEDS an SMG
Anonymous
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this is how much of his ult was left when he first saw and killed an enemy after that plant
Anonymous
>lost to the Cypher cameraflash strategy
oldest one in the books
Anonymous
its over for them. he just took a small drink of water.
Anonymous
and a sip of some strange purple bottle
he is drinking the mutation fluid for extra clutch power
Anonymous
brim knew he was heaven and peeking
>stands in the open (to that angle) and turns away to look at T main
Anonymous
>>35318 #
average sentinel player doing everything.

this is round 8 of attacker side and it is the first round he's bought a vandle.
Anonymous
he was playing better when he had the "Music to murder to - a playlist for silly bpdgirlies!!!" playlist on
Anonymous
hes leaning forward
Anonymous
he just ate an entire portion size of mine in one big gulp
powerful
Anonymous
needs more fuel for the grind. He's gonna OhhPinkk max and stream for 36 hours.
Anonymous
he hasnt been sweating for a loooong while, i think thats the source of his power
he needs to ramp the heat and food intake up so he can produce more power
Anonymous
>stands in the open tanking the turret so he ends up losing 30 hp instead of healing 100
Anonymous
der turretheimer....
Anonymous
the music makes everything better. this feels like an intense action sequence, but really its just him shit at the game
Anonymous
>is revealed on the map
>keeps sneaking
Anonymous
HAHHAHA SAGES BODY
Anonymous
>the double flash to zone sova
>he doesn't know you can just PICK up the bomb
>>35331 #
sage top fragged!! and is also on top of the wall :D
Anonymous
7-5 first half to 8-13
Anonymous
>his duo left the party
;_;
Anonymous
>preparing the knife, rope and sleeping pills for his next bout on the town
>The Reaper of Lima was never caught
Anonymous
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it's like this image but for valorant games. his murder spree continues whenever he loses.
Anonymous
isnt there a statistic that says that even if england wins she gets beaten
>>35337 #
Anonymous
>>35336 #
that is literally in the image blind neko
"26% when they play
38% when they LOSE"
Anonymous
you cant just subtract percentages like you think you can
Anonymous
domestic violence increasing by 26% when they play implies that even if they win it increases
Anonymous
yes, but what is the statistic that says how much it increases even when engladn wins
>>35341 #
Anonymous
no, thats not how it works
Anonymous
there are 2 options in football, win or lose. if you play and you dont lose, you win, so it goes up by 26%
Anonymous
fuck i accidentally deleted
baseline value is x
when england plays (at all) its 1.26x
when england plays (and loses) its 1.38x
and that 1.38x is included in the 1.26x so that means that there is some value lower than 1.26x that domestic violence increases by when england plays and wins in order for all three of the chances (plays and wins, plays and draws, plays and loses) to equal out to 1.26x
Anonymous
I really don't think that's how it's supposed to be read. I think the 38% is independent, so the 26% is if they win or draw.
considering the image doesn't even have a source posted, im pretty sure this stat is just made up because football is evil
Anonymous
if you argue against that you are objectively wrong
>>35347 #
Anonymous
>>35346 #
im not objectively wrong because the image doesn't clarify shit because it's not a real stat
Anonymous
>dragula99 stops streaming for 2 minutes and people start to argue
:(
Anonymous
you are objectively wrong because you are arguing against how the actual maths work
whether or not the numbers are correct is irrelevant
>>35350 #
Anonymous
>>35349 #
oh no, sure, if we're talking actual maths you're correct, but the infographic is literlly invented, its not meant to be read as real data, its meant to be read as "wow that's actually a pretty cool image how she uses the blood from her nose to make an england flag"
Anonymous
https://www.ncdv.org.uk/the-not-so-beautiful-game/ not "literally invented" apparently
either way its not about the numbers, its about the fact that for a statistic (If england plays), which contains 3 different outcomes to have an increase of 1.26x, of which one of those outcomes is higher than 1.26x, that means that the two other outcomes must together sum to lower than 1.26x in order for the average to be 1.26x
objectively wrong
>>35352 #
Anonymous
>>35351 #
>isnt a published article in a reputable journal like SCIENCE or NATURE
disregarded, probably fake news donald trump russian hack.
Anonymous
thats why biology isnt a science
you guys dont even know actual real science
Anonymous
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>actual real science
lemme show you something that all your fancy numbers can't explain Mr Maths.
>>35373 #
Anonymous
that reminds me i was supposed to do some editing today
Anonymous
>12 AP short of level 20
looks like bingogirl is getting a beating
Anonymous
>12 AP
two words that shouldnt be used in the same sentence
Anonymous
12 isnt a word, its a numeral
Anonymous
I was trying to make an AP joke :/
Anonymous
AP? yeah that newspaper is a joke for sure
Anonymous
werent you going to stream some other anime movie today
Anonymous
i thought about it, i guess i could if you really want to watch something but i also feel like editing
Anonymous
I didnt stream cus you said you were going to
Anonymous
whooops, let me check my anime folder
Anonymous
but I also wont be watching so check with the other nekos if they want to watch
Anonymous
>he wont be watching me stream "a muppet's christmas carol"
Anonymous
>swedish girl streamer who is in dia/asc lobbies
i cant compete
Anonymous
im gonna rizz her up
Anonymous
she doesnt speak cringe anglosaxxonese
Anonymous
she just said "thanks for the follow, i want to jingle your balls"
she wants me
Anonymous
anyway i unfollowed her after seeing her clutch, shes too good at the game
Anonymous
>>35354 #
Yea I'm pretty sure fancy numbers can explain Ben 10, he's already got 10 in his name.
Anonymous
I'm a Ben 10 lore expert, let me break it down.

It started with an alien device did what it did,
stuck it self upon his wrist unlocked the secrets that it hid
now he's got super powers he's no ordinary kid
he's ben 10 (10... 10 .... 10)

allllll the powers in earth and space
>>35375 #
i didnt google this, this is fresh from my memory, i watched the show a lot as a kid, and especially the live action film which was lit, and when i was like 12 i had a huge crush on the girl who played gwen in the movie.
Anonymous
wow he typed the lyrics that he just googoo'd up thats such a crazy gimmick
>>35374 #
Anonymous
I have never watched Ben 10, I am a Ben 10 agnostic.
Anonymous
>he had a crush on a 15 year old
uuuhh... pdf?
Anonymous
portable document format?
Anonymous
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given that she's 10 in the show, 15 is definitely a lot better to admit you thought she was cute. then again I imagine she's also 10 in the movie, like the character is 10, but 10 year olds cant act so
Anonymous
movie came out 2007 and she was born 92
>>35381 #
Anonymous
>>35380 #
yeah thats what im saying, they're supposed to be 10 but the actors are 14 and 15 respectfully
Anonymous
>she was bronze/silver, then got stuck in gold for an act, then she ranked up to diamond and then they added ascendant and now she is stuck in ascendant
>>35383 #
Anonymous
>>35382 #
we have already discussed how gold and immortal 2 is the same lobby with a different badge. she is mid af and you could 1v1 her bro. believe in yourself.

you're better at valorant
you're better at swedish
you're better at juggling

you win these
Anonymous
I'd wager that the 2nd one is true and the 3rd one is probably true given women's motor function track record
Anonymous
I didn't hear that one yet, are women worse at juggling? Or motor related functions in general?
Anonymous
and valorant is all about hand eye coordination, so you'd own that fraud. she's likely only good at staying calm because she's using SSRIs (steroids for valorant aim)
Anonymous
They really do get the short stick in every single area of life don't they...
>>35392 #
Anonymous
they have a bigger stick than me
Anonymous
>We then tested the robustness of our fist results with a second cohort of new
UH OH, TYPO ALERT, study disregarded.
Anonymous
says you
Anonymous
>>35388 #
yeah, imagine being born a woman and being weaker, slower, uglier, having a smaller dick AND getting periods every month. no wonder so many girls are going MTFTM
>>35394 #
Anonymous
women are the serbians of gender
Anonymous
>>35392 #
Well, at least the third point is debatable

Also this study was made to piss me off, they rotated histograms by 90 degrees clockwise for no fucking reason, is this a tiktok video? Am I supposed to rotate my phone that I'm reading the research paper on?
Anonymous
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I literally use this Sayako dancing clip in every edit. She's so goated fr.
its not finished and probably never will be
>>35397 #
Anonymous
please laugh at the joke i included in the edit
Anonymous
>>35395 #
At least you're feeling like editing I've lost all my creative drive since nemuru news broke
Anonymous
I have this crazy edit in mind and I was thinking of doing it before new years but I think Ill have to do it some time january instead, I cba doing all the pre-work in photoshop and shit
Anonymous
swedengirl is smurfing in pisslow (asc1 lobbies)
Anonymous
>50k followers streamer just showed up in her chat
yeah its over for the smallfry