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first for cute kpop girlies
Where did everyone go
maybe I'll become a stand up comedian
itched my ear and saw a little bit of ear wax, proceeded to itch it to get some out and now i clogged it and cant hear shit out of my left
its over for me. go on without me my hearing bretheren
who up playin with they worm
>>34526 #
Go ask your doctor for them to spill it out if it doesn't unplug by itself. They just put some liquid in your ear, like warm water with something, and after a while of doing that you have clean ears. It doesn't hurt or anything. Maybe it's slightly annoying at worst.
anita max wynn
>cute androgynous tokker gets fat
too many such cases
where was everyone today
ive been reading
tomorrow i will work on my assignment that's due in 2 weeks (clueless)
how long would the assignment take to do if you went at it with a leisurely pace?
youve still got 1 week and 5 days you can slack off
yeah you're right, i should continue sleeping for 14 hours every day and watching anime
theres nothing to live for so might as well sleep
wrong. there is one thing to live for.
if there ever was then that candle dimmed out over time many years ago
not true, there is still a chance that there will be new abbles toks in the future, therefore i must keep living to see them
the kotoposters said the same thing
unfortunately koto is mid
unlike abbles, whom compared to koto is just fat
>fat
>posts the one tok she looked skinny in
I remember praising abbles when that tok came out but then the 2nd semester curse came around
>fat
well, yeah, i said "is" not "was"
>fat
apple is fat now, yeah
/ttg/ uses the word fat to just mean "not dangerously skinny"
sad!
>uses the word fat to just mean "not [...] skinny"
yeah
forgive me for liking people to look like humans and not jack skeletons
his name is jack skellington
which you would know if you watched the movie instead of being on tiktok
abbles wasnt fat in his last few toks
wasnt she turning fat in the last few toks?
he was arguably skinny, dare i say, jack skeleton moder
>moder
trans word
boymoders rise up
the "tfw no abbles toks" is hitting hard now.
tfw no abbles toks ever again, we didnt appreciate what we had before it was gone. now we're stuck with all the crumbly tokkers
so whats the verdict, who defeated abbles? was it lime or the transgender fad?
>>34572 #
calling it a fad is pretty cringe, he's trans and that doesn't seem to be having a detrimental effect on his life, he's lost weight, is happy and is studying and has more irl friends than ever before. simply we must blame the 4chan nasties who ruined everything as per usual, ugh, men, abbles will be much better away from all those chuds
but abbles was used and abused by a man
bit transphobic of you to add trans as a prefix like that
there's a good joke there somewhere about trans pre and fix but i can't put it together in my head?
ironic how you called being trans a "fix"?
it sounds clunky to say, you could make it funnier with some work. any court jesters in chat?
>see cool new cos
>bio says "I'm 13!!! :3"
>unsee cool new cos
>27 hours ago
>no new cosplay tiktoks
tmrw is calculated differently in europe
played fade a few times today, she's really fun and most of her kit seems useful, and she's actually kinda cute
didnt you uninstall?
funfact valorant doesnt let you uninstall the game anymore and it forces you to play it daily
oh i didnt know that
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
more like gay here
it come with egg wuh
>watching a high level radiant valorant streamer
>his team leaves the bomb by spawn
>when they plant b they fall back to main, get smoked off by omen and just defused on
literally just like my silver games
If you go I'll stay
If you come back I'll be - right here
real
bald eagle
>its a parent gets drunk and is being loudly racist episode
whatre they saying?
just standard dont like black people should go back to their own country shit
as if they aren't the textbook definition of untermenschen
ask them what they think about pakis
not a fan, ive heard it all before.
>he's combo's son
i knew it
Going on a walk tomorrow. I'll post photos
met a guy on valorant
>met a guy
gay
he's kinda chill
and hot forgot to say that
and his dick is massive
..kinda daydreaming of his manhood
i love men so much im a valorant player btw
im getting butterflies thinking of duoing with him
crazy to be playing comp and just hearing my dad shout "im white and english" in the middle of his weird racist rant
i hate life
that doesnt sound so crazy given the conversation topic
go downstairs and tell him of that one really nice black gentleman you met in college that proves not all black people are bad
i dunno, the racism of "they come here and get benefits" is an absurd level of racism to me because the immigrants aren't the ones making these laws, its the people he literally voted for that are not controlling our borders lmao.
but maybe im just simply too intelligent to be racist
im intelligent AND racist
Watched the new ricky gervais special....wasn't very good
has ricky gervais ever been good?
wait, nvm, i just rememebred the funniest ricky gervais sketch
[YouTube] ???
PLEASE watch this
did anyone get a mail from riot with their Valorant 2023 Flashback? it shows your kd compared to your friendslist and shit for 2023
I didnt get mine cus I hadnt enabled "Communications from Riot Games" before the 14th and my life sucks because of it
I GOOGLED IT HE DIDN'T MAKE IT UP ๐
never doubt me again faggot i never lie
or do i #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
hehe i lied
did u get the mail?
i was checking my emails to see this bumpercaaart riot shite, and i saw this
ohhpink ALWAYS starts her stream with the title "GIFTED YOU A SUB" so when your email notifies you of her stream the title is ALWAYS this.
that's so crazy
I remember some bloke on 2chen like 18 months ago recommending the Ricky Gervais Show to me and that shit was mint
riot is so fucking retarded.
i can loginto my account, i can play games on my account. i can uninstall and reinstall the riot client and get into my account.
but if you want to access your account details to change your email, naaaaauurrrr you need to do an email code, even tho the problem is i dont have that fucking email anymore i hate riot i hate riot i hate riot
I BOUGHT THE SKINS
>cant see his valorant wrapped 2023
its over
>you have to submit a ticket to change your email
literally no modern company nor website does this. riot are so shit.
you know how many times ive forgotten my google account and gotten back into it in less than 2 minutes? dozens. why is riot treating their free to play shit games like it's fort knox
if you forget your google account then you also need your email to access it youknow
well why didnt you have a backup email for your riot account
just log onto that email then
why not
i deleted it
why would anyone on gods green earth delete an email
i foxxed myself on it so i had to hide the trail
why delete it instead of just shelfing it
you wouldnt get it
no, because i am intelligent and racist
intelligent people arent racist, i would know, i study for a STEM degree in race science
biology, psychology and sociology "majors" use the stem cope too much
look ma he posted it again he even saved it for easy access
only ever played 1 game on that 36 game list
im so non-trans its crazy
I submitted my ticket, I can't wait to see my valorant recap using stats that I could just see easily on tracker-
i didnt post this one yet
[YouTube] ???
nobody ever likes the music I post, so here's something from a genre I don't usually listen to but really got into.
Thoughts?
>finnish gangster rap
this is so funny to me I cant stop giggling
vittuuuu
[YouTube] ???
heres probably the exact same song but in swedish
my brother listens to drill music and doesn't own headphones so i hear this kind of music all the time but it's all from london, nice to see scandis are enjoying our musical exports enough to copy it :D
>I personally hate Hitler
>but I want a similar Luger
HAAHAHHH that line is so absurd to hear from a guy who makes gangster rap in swedish and sat in jail for the murder of a rival gangmember
it sounds nice, i dont speak the language though. foreign music is so melodic
I heard him say hitler, luger, red bull and stockholm, sweden.
So I assume he's planning a mass shooting, watch out!
those dont happen in first world countries
just post the fricking blud thinks he's sadie adler image so i can laugh
you said you already saved it
i saved it on my phone thats why it took so long
Rezzi still got it years later.
rezzi is a cute tokker but I cant unsee the OF content
I have been in a writing huge whiney paragraphs mood recently but fighting it off successfully thus far
which, I have to say, is a good thing tbh
it was real nice aesthetically
goodnight lads
squeezing the tooth paste tube with my forearm DOMS is really hard
i have no grip strength at all right now
my wife is gonna stream Baldur's Gate 3
:pogchamp:
Working on my novel
arab guy (gay) that I know who cant stop posting on instagram about the palestine israel thing just reposted the Onion article " 'The Onion' Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For That "
Knowing this guy, Im not sure he knows its satire nor am I sure if he knows that arabs would stone him for being a dick sucker bottom
Wait, do Arabs not stone tops? I thought it was a sin either way
arabs are notorious homosexuals. this guy told me that back when he lived in saudi arabia, he was on some school trip and all the arabs would take turns having sex with this one guy they deemed to be a bottom or something
but no I think they dont stone tops cus its not gay to be the dominant one, only if youre the receiving
That's pretty gay (both literally and metaphorically)
why are you posting pictures of yourself
I wouldn't
you just did
that's pretty gay of the arabs.
Every woman in public who isn't morbidly fat is with a boyfriend. It isn't fair for the little guy (me (5'7))
it come with spychecking it come with phlog crits
i still dont get it whats an eggwuh
chinese posters on neko never let you finish your order:
it come with eggwuh it come with eggwuh
I never liked Cilian Murphy or his dumb face
I figured out why
>Cillian Murphy height is 5ft 7 ยพ or 172.1 cm tall
This mustve been my subconscious inner girlie telling me to stay away from the shorties manifesting
Yet Tim-o-Thee Chalomet is the most fuckable man on the planet and he's 5'6
so true
this isnt natty, he has jaw implants or something.
crazy how he is...28years old?
cant believe it
>get a valorant video of a guy watching a pro deadlock player
>he spends the entire game seething about how bad he thinks deadlock is
>later admits that he just cant play her because there's not enough pro vods of her to copy yet
lmao, lol, literal brainlet, just learn for yourself.
He isnt wrong if you go into it assuming that every person will do every little thing in their ability to win a game because then that would also entail picking a better character that have more prior knowledge available for you to learn off of
>he plays valorant
lmaoing at you people.
t. tf2 and left 4 dead player
>>34708 #
I've watched his streams a few times, even in his immortal lobbies nobody comms except for him. I don't believe a world exists where people do every little thing to win a game. So why try so hard and be reliant of pro games to copy to learn how to play agents? You're not gonna get pro level play even in high elo games like immortal. And so much pro level stuff is people working together very well, and if people don't even do the basics of using comms, learning shit reliant on other people seems like a waist of time.
>>34710 #
a world like that doesnt exist outside of professional games at the top top level, no
and you can get to radiant from playing the worst character, yes
some people just end up being too stuck up on that they have to emulate the pros's to every little detail because they cannot win if they dont, whilst some people are fine with just copying whats tried and tested and then being able to wing the rest
one of Minecraft's best songs is the song that sounds very similar to this tokter, let me post a video of her real quick
https://open.spotify.com/track/1goLLB3LX9bNeVsFeRY5ho?si=1f6f57b3fbda419d
crazy how reki in a toga wig still looks like a bulldog
Not the rekiposter or the guy who called koto mid, hilarious that you're so quick to attack reki, who is objectively very pretty, at least an 8.35/10, and I say this as someone who isn't a reki fan so I'm unbiased, I used mathematical modelling to come up with this system to rank tokkers and reki was #2, that's just data science sadly to say koto, was at most, and i mean at most, 11th on the list
this neko comma splices, quick, everyone, lets point at him and make fun of him for not being able to properly punctuate his sentence structure!!!!
this neko types really slowly, quick, everyone, lets go dogpile his ass raw.
eh its only 3/6 and you want me to believe that there are multiple people typing right now? your dogpiling attempts are so transparent you are a liar and a cheat and im going to throw a fit now
there are millions of people here right now, im streaming neko live on facebook gaming
on the website or the app?
neko neko nii
>2 years ago
what went wrong its so over
stupid dumb reki poster
i'd be quicker to ask
>2 years ago
what went right?
>akali toks were good
idk man
agree to disagree?
no, agree that im right
if my d20 is higher im right and akali toks were good
#d20 (8)
#d20 (8)
agree to disagree then i guess
based8ball (pronounced based eight ball)
b8sedball
her jett toks were also fun
>12 months ago
i swear this came out last month i
yeah no not a good tok
is that a tok of [my tokfu] standing still and lipsynching badly to a trending audio?!?!?!
10/10!!! BEST TOK I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!
is that a tok of [reki] doing [literally anything]?
I HATE HER SO MUCH
unironically
now that you finished your post and added information that was not there when I wrote my original reply of "unironically" I must make this post as an addendum where I would like to add the following
yes, unironically
idea for valorant: what if you could buy an item called an aghs scepter, and it buffed one of your abilities
idea for valorant: What if they made it fun
idea for rekiposter: what if you
mother fucker re-reads threads. what a fucking psycho
read this joke in two parts
and lost wait gottem
STOP MAKING FUN OF ME REEE
>>34744 #
he once said he went back and re-read the old threads as well
completely insanity. someone should lock this buster up
>>34744 #
>>34749 #
this is the same person but let me explain.
don't you re-read the day's posts at night with a cup of hot choccy?
I dont even read the posts as they come in in real-time
[YouTube] ???
quem ai
quem ai gosta de manga com sal?
the nekomin is looking at the ip of my posts and he is posting in portuguese to bully me
[YouTube] ???
laranja, acerola e mel
uma docura!
that doesnt bother me, i could have sex if i wanted to, i just dont see the point in pre-marital sex, it corrupts the soul
>i could have sex
thats what rekiposter said about getting platinum and we all remember how that cope went
proof with timestamp?
yeah didnt think so
please mr postid 34766, or poster mr postid 34762, could either of you enlighten me as to what "am", when preceded by the word "I" means
๐คโ๐ป
Oh, it means to currently be, as in a present tense adjective? Oh, what is that competitive matchmaking rank status underneath "Current Rating" in the image labeled image.png attached to mr postid 34766's post?
๐ท๐ท๐ท ๐บ
๐ท๐ท๐ฅ ๐บ
๐ท๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐บ
๐ท๐งฑ ๐บ
only oldnekos understand this reference
[YouTube] ???
it's a relaxing day
I used to listen to this song a lot back in 2022
>>34767 #
>>34769 #
I got to plat but my team was bad so I deranked. It's not my fault, my team, they were bad.
Oh, you mean to say that instead of replying with "I'M PLAT", or "I AM CURRENTLY THE RANK NAMED PLATINUM" you meant to say "I WAS PLAT"?
Yeah
>>34773 #
>It's not my fault
>>34500 โก #
>i lost on purpose
Which is it, buster
Neko truthseekers association catches all lies, all changed stories and all pretend narratives. Nothing slips by the association
I admit I may have been too hasty when I replied, I didn't mean to intentionally lie. I'd never lie to neko. I'm not some kind of liar.
I stink
*sniff*
remember when that guy admitted that he psyopped himself into liking reki?
maybe all thats needed for you to love reki like the old times if for you to post her more
true :D
you should post 10 rekis in a row
thats hard because im in a game atm :D
you have bad teammates anyways always unlucky might as well look at rekitoks
i am top fragging atm... :D
more like top fag gottem classic joke I invented
his words, not mine. I'll quote what he said (word for word 100% accuracy)
>dang battyboy dem rekitoks be peng fam i rate em yea? shit bussy on the gajoofle n a nigga like me on dem racks might be fallin a liddle you feel me fam?
my team are crazy and drive me mad
>>34716 #
>8.35/10
>I used mathematical modelling to come up with this system to rank tokkers and reki was
This post did not came from a person that has significant data or does not know what mathematical modelling would entail in this context.
my team are garbage this
i took an entire class on modelling this semester, call me OhhPinkk
2nd chuckle (more of a quicker-than-usual exhale from my nose) from that poster this year
maybe he can hit a threepeat before the year ends
welp this wont be my back to plat game
next game you get your deserved W for sure
probably, i am owed a W and a sage ekitten
why dont you queue with that super hot and hung duo you met
THATS A DUDE
my aim is garbage rn
NL just won against a cheater in cine2nerdle
other guy was using a bot that was replying within like half a second with its own answers
that sounds like skill, he programmed a bot, didnt NL take a coding class? he should reSPECT the hustle and not be a bitchler
>sounds like skill
well he lost so he couldnt have been that skilled
not proven no timestamp + ur gold + bozo
>>34811 #
>he programmed a bot
Well, paying for chatgpt and hooking up to the api is kinda trivial nowadays so I wouldn't call that very skillful. Although I dunno if you can get the answers in half a second.
>NL fans are so toxic they're accusing hard working coding trannies of paying for chatgpt to cheat
>t-word
please dont use slurs here, this is a safe space (as shown by the cute hello kitties!) and Ill have to report your post in the future if you use them
im an NL fan and i have never doing anything trans
>i have never doing anything
Damn he went for the throat immediately
do you like reki more now after posting xeir a little bit?
sorry had to rush typing im playing cypher in comp and losing :D
maybe i shouldnt have hopped into ranked as cypher
you havent got haven in a week
if you got only haven every map then you would rank up to immortal 3 like you belong
>they are killjoy ulting for B
>our neon on A with a judge is shift walking through their A main
bro go a bit faster
got stomped
team was garbage
i didnt play great
I POSTED THAT ONE ALREADY IMSORRY
its over
he is repeating content
I was happier in the past (c. 3 months ago)
i was happier in the past (3 minutes ago)
Was I ever happy? #8baII (No)
I already knew what it was going to answer so I just ripped the bandaid off and did it myself
Was I ever happy? #8ball (Maybe)
we love sadcunts here
might walk out into the woods
What for?
might walk out into the woods
Is this a riddle?
2024 is the year i get a gf, or a nonbinary f or a he/him afab bf
in 30 minutes...
you streaming it in 30 min?
Affirmative
2X:08? or what time exactly
lets call it 2X:10
and tomorrow I'll stream...
and the day after that ill stream
are people liking the film
kokoro connect did this entire plot but way better
this is the bit where it kokoro unconnects
japan is so pretty
itomori was destroyed back in WW2.....
what a twist
literally me with egirl bathwater haha
time travelling gender swapping domestic terrorist, you love to see it
if you arent crying right now you arent human
i'm crying. not watching the anime tho
this is the top 10 animes of all time, you're missing out
ngl "your name" did not make me cry
i liked the bit where he said
>it's over
SHE FUCKS AROUND WITH CHADS UNTIL 30 AND THEN SETTLES DOWN FOR HER SO CALLED SOULMATE? TRULY A CRY WORTHY ENDING
im crying again this movie is so good
your name is stupid, none of us got names here and who gaf but its like a big deal or whatever in that anime
good movie to stream would be saltburn, its by far my favorite this year
>his boss went on a date with him when he was in high school
is the movie over now or is this another faggy sing song high school musical montage
im crying again holy shit
man that film is so fucking good.
i ALMOST cried
I genuinely think Where the Dead Go to Die was more captivating.
now that I screwed 20 guys and remembered your name it's time to settle down with you my soulmate
i teared up where he learned the town died, and then tears came out when they met at twilight, and then again when they saw one another on the train as adults and ran to find each other.i have seen this film 4 times and knew all these scenes were coming
thank god there are more than 1 person giving praise to the movie, that makes me feel less bad when I say thatthat movie fucking sucked and was way more uninteresting than Grave of the Fireflies which I already thought was an incredibly boring movie. At least that movie I could sit through without getting a headache or looking up the plot just to soothe my sunk cost fallacy telling me to turn it off
>>34884 #
you dont understand cinema
>>34886 #
you had to look up a plot summary for an anime movie for children, you dont understand cinema
>>34883 #
every frame of Kimi No Na Wa is more beautiful than that film's entirety, you dont understand cinema
That movie was horror and I mean that in the UK sense of the word
this one fat simpy loser filipino that I knew in HS that Ive mentioned here on neko many times before used to have Your Name as his banner on facebook or some shit like that
yeah, that fits
freaky friday BUT IN JAPAN WOW
you guys dont understand, the movie was more than just a haha they bodyswap. it was about soul. something none of you have because you're not white like me
like I said, the whole "body swap and have to come to terms with it and eventually falling in love with each other" plot was handled leagues better in Kokoro Connect
>>34893 #
Kokoro Connect is about the affect that bodyswapping has on an already close group of friends. It's a completely difference scenario. HOWEVER.The bodyswapping storyline was better in Kokoro Connect, but the series went downhill after that first arc
I like Kokoro Connect because it didn't use any cheap "haha they touch themselves" bits during the body swapping.
Wait, no, it literally did.
i cannot believe imageboard contrarians didnt like widely acclaimed anime movie
no but actually, that your name movie seems like the biggest "wow feel good happy love story.... but for fat neek weebs" movie of all time
sometimes movies can have happy endings and that's okay, you're not on 4chan anymore, you dont need to be one of the hateful eight, you can just admit you loved the film.
I prefer when my movies end anti-climactically and doesnt actually resolve anything nor have a real plot
never watched
next time ill just put on the fricking cowboy bebop movie and everyone can shout "pog pog pog" when spike seagull shoots a guy
more like____ (way too obvious joke)
The music carried the movie really well, the emotional bits were made tenfold harder hitting by RADWIMPS excellent scoring of the animated blockbuster known locally as Kimi No Na Wa.
>when the scene is about farting but sad piano music plays
๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ
an incredible absence of testosterone over on that twitch channel. No clue who is behind it nor who recommended that movie but I suspect there was foul play and estrogen bandaids involved
literally one of the best scenes in anime history but y'all aren't gonna get to see it because you're mean to me so im gonna watch it solo >:3
>>34917 #
The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya
never watched ghibli movies are they as good as ppl say?
>>34918 #
yeah I love the ghibli movies, have seen all of them except 2 or 3 I think (including the one that came out now the 27th of Nov which i have been planning on just walking down to the cinema and watching some day)
Grave of the Fireflies is incredibly overhyped, not as crazy as people say it is
Ponyo is kinda all right, not super
their best is probably Nausicaรค and the Valley of the Wind and Princess Mononoke
actually im gonna make a ghibli tier list cus I feel like it
I know everyone has seen 5cm per second, but what about the other Makoto Shinkai film, The Garden of Words?
>some random shonen movie beat spirited away in what it grossed by 100 million dollars
There were movies that I didnt rate cus I dont remember anything from them and apparently more movies that I hadnt watched that I didnt know about
Whispers of the Heart and Kiki's Delivery Service are so goated
On rewatching it is painful how quickly seinfeld declines when larry david leaves
instead of watching films i propose we watch every episode of the yogscast minecraft series shadow of israphel
neko and I are already busy watching a series, we finished season 1 last neko series night
wow... and i wasnt invited?
it was in the last thread
what series
ctrl +f "Atlanta"
oh yeah i remember seeing the post now, jumped into the stream like 40 minutes in, stuck around for 30 seconds then dipped, seemed good!
yeah no subway surfers so it was hard to keep attention
i just watched kimi no na wa
>go on front page of twitch
>look at the first recommended channel
๐
>gay shit
>gay vtuber shit
>Chadstily
>Classic content
>Vtuber gayshit
your algo knows too much about you
[YouTube] ???
it was a weezer reference btw, and the good weezer (pinkerton)
ALL YOUR GAMES WILL BE FORNITE SPINOFFS IN 2024
OH OH OH MY GOD, WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME
WALKING DOWN MONTANA OH OH OH
SAME OLD DULL ROUTINE
SAME ALOO GOBI
WALKING DOWN MONTANA
>Totoro B
But he's so cute
its like that one burnt face swiss girl or whatever she was in your handicapfu visual novel, theres no internal conflict that makes them interesting or stand out
>he changes his opinions in the face of adversity
yeah, go back to liking things just because they are "cute"
I didn't change my opinion, I took on the scorn. I lost lifelong friends and familial relationships to avoid admitting defeat
that neko always disagrees with you just to get you to say something else so he can dogpile you for it. ignore him.
>>34949 #
thats not even me! you're accusing people of being me! i was distracted playing my handicapfu visual novel ironically
the dogs are piling on me rn
>>34953 #
>youre accusing people of being me
i didnt reply to anyone so you cannot prove I was claiming that was you
maybe I was just talking to (You) in the middle of my conversation to the other neko (my previous message was replying to someone which means I was addressing them personally but that post wasnt (I am so smart for thinking of this, good thinking me))
yeah whatever im currently listening to smooth jazz and reading my visual novel with a few biscuits and a coffee.
Real talk? Real nigga hours? All right, I'll spit:
I dont think I could love a crippled person
dark thoughts are back
wish I had some trauma to feel bad about
>>34958 #
We're all emotionally crippled here, it's not much different. When you think about it, crippled people are people too :)
>>34960 #
Yeah they are people but not people for me
I couldnt be with someone with a physical or a debilitating mental crippling disorder
she let me borrow this book to read
yet she broke up with me to start dating a 6'3 college dropout that was 3 years older than her, instead of me, who acted like the shy, self concious and insecure male protaganist of one of her favourite novels.
does that seem right to you?
I saw the movie
kinda all right
if he was 6'3'' at 17 then he probably has a promising future in bricklaying, why shouldnt she take the man with career prospects?
>>34967 #
he dropped out of school at 17, dude is a certified fucking retard, unlike me, who need i remind you is about to get a masters degree and very likely will get a phd in the next 6 years.
yeah,, she'll regret this one i tell you.
>you need a college degree to lay bricks
she could tell you had already hit your growth spurt back in 9th grade and she was outtie
that felt too mean to right
yeah that is an accurate depiction of you seething about my success as a 5'5 king
my one-upload-per-day youtubefu, whos videos usually are between 20 and 30 minutes each, uploaded a 1h50min long video a few days ago and a 4h50min long video today
content has never been so much on the menu and dare I say it... youtube kino is back
idk what he looks like
>he
gayneko watches MEN? on YOUTUBE?
isnt izzy a transmasc?
looks more like a dude than many men do
>like like
you need to have sex to have children
One time I accidentally sent my mum porn instead of my wordle
gonna be real for a second
InvaderVie is so incredibly fuckable, perhaps even wifeable. Yes, I said it
I want to fuck the shit out of InvaderVie, perhaps even smooch her thighs
>>34992 #
i literally dont know who that is, the start of the video is just bait to get you to watch the old switcharoo
thats her
too busy oogling invadervie, the bait was unsuccessful
I like unspecial
ive held the opinion for many years thats I want to marry a plain jane 5-6/10
the rest of the clip is funny but at this point its been hyped up so much that you wont laugh. next time ill cut out any clips of women.
it wouldve been funnier if you had posted it like 8 months ago when he was still playing that game
>>35001 #
i dont even know what the game was. 8 months ago all i watched of NL was SUPER. AUTO. PETS.
I realized what it is now. Invadervie looks like a hotter Abigail Shapiro
I have literally never seen this game before until I found this edit on youtube. I am sorry neko, it was not me.
Friends v Friends
and yes, it was you
he was playing some shitty 1v1 with a boring dude on this subway map [YouTube] ???
>Ooooh yeah I remember it now
no shit you remember it now, told oyu it was you
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS GAME BEFORE. OTHER PEOPLE WATCH NORTHERNLION.,
>other people watch NL
I have quite literally never in my life met anyone else who watches NL for he is a boring sonuvabitch
10k viewers on twitch. how many does "forsen" get? yeah,like 50k, i know
find the post of us discussing this video game. you cannot do this because it is not possible.
no Im not gonna take my valuable time that I was going to waste anyways doing that
literally
i just looked at a deadlock main i watch on youtube and checked their map winrates, haven is their worst map.
bros.. is deadlock bad on haven or something?
man, these were good posts
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>Puella Magi Madoka Magica - Walpurgisnacht: Rising will see a Winter 2024 release.
One year, lads. One year.
syncwatch
We are staring at the timer in anticipation
only 8763 hours, 57 minutes and 30 seconds left!!! Hype!!!
ive never seen madoka so im not too fussed
youre missing out but I guess its not your thing since there are no trans motives in it
i am not trans.
this is a safe space, feel free to come out whenever you feel comfortable :)
this is just like the tiggers in board game club that call people eggs because trans people can only reproduce by psyopping ordinary folx into being trans
ok im trans for not liking japanese cartoons about pink hair children doing magic shit
yes i do enjoy a series about girls accepting their true self and becoming powerful independent woman
no i dont see how thats a tranny metaphor
real ones know
real eyes realize
truenekos will be there in 8763 hours and 50 minutes
you literally watched a film earlier today about a guy body swapping with a woman. trans anime
that wasnt me
yeah i streamed it but you watched it
I literally looked the plot up so I could stop watching it
bro googled the plot and was like "that is so me" transflagemoji
this nigga cried three times to a trans movie be like "i can relate ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ"
wasnt a trans movie when i watched it
no, then it was a trans experience
im not even remotely trans
no, you are trans at the office
your tokfu is trans
nuh uh
ngl the admin of nekochen is def trans with how pink the site is
@nekomin, admin of nekomin
is this true? care to confirm or deny?
I decided to play an unrated game before bed for a bit of fun
we're getting stomped, 8 rounds in and the enemy reyna is 17-0
getting stomped on by a woman? beta
lemon cute
lemon is unfortunately not cute
lemon is super cute
they won 13-0
their reyna went 26-1.
being a lemonbro must not only be very painful but very blissful, she uploads like 5 toks a week and 20 stories
ive found the secret, it you press alt and t it plays toks automatically
is it random because it plays a boni tok every other tok? that seems rigged
you see the little mail icon top right? if you press that and send the nekomin $50 you can make him play your tokfu's toks
is nekomin real or is he a government agent
if he is the fed and the flimsymin is a real person? upset of the century if true
Admit it. Bonbi looks good in this tok. You will become a bonbibro again. You will pretend it's 2018.
2 more days to go until i become a full time Nozzomi_Cosplays poster
i love you guys, i want you to know that this year would've been a lot worse if nekochen.net didnt exist. you have made every day a little bit brighter. thanks everyone. have a wonderful new year
That sounds like a suicide note. Happy new year anonie
its not a suicide note dw about me
What do you think moemin is up to now a days
he's closer than you think. i can't say anymore ;)
quick someone give me some rizz for the girl in my lobby
nobody gave me the rizz its over
goodnightnekochennethomeoftheneko
2022 noemi was kinda wilding ngl
>>35074 #
That 2018 pic looks like a bit aged up pic of a girl I knew in middle school. Though she definitely didn't look like Noemi in general.
I don't like the new look. Short hair lesbian thing she has going on....
i am boy moder
On the train to Leatherhead
we all think this
*muffled* Merrily we fall out of line, out of line
I'd fall anywhere with you, I'm by your side
แหฌแโ โ โ โฃ โ คโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โฃโฃโ โ โ โ โกโ โ โ โขขโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขโฃดโ โ ทโ ถโ ฑโกโ โขธโฃธโฃฟโ โ โ โ โขฆโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขโกดโ ซโขโฃโกโขโฃธโขนโ โกโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃคโกโ โ โ โขโ โ โ โ โ โฃ โกชโขโฃคโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃธโ โกโ โ โ โขฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโฃโ โฃณโฃโ โข โฃพโ โฃ โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโ โ ฏโฃ โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃญโฃญโกฝโ ฟโ พโ โ โ ทโ งโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโกโฃฝโฃฟโกฟโกผโ โกโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฎโกโขฟโ โ โฃงโฃโฃญโกพโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขฟโฃฟโฃทโฃโกโ โกธโฃฟโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขฟโฃทโฃโกโฃโฃฟโฃฟโกงโ โ โ โ โ โกโ โ โ โ โ โ โฃโ โ โ โ โ โฃธโฃฟโกโกโ โ โขนโกโ โ โ โขโฃโ กโ โ โ โ โ โ โกโฃฆโ โ โ โ โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃนโ โ โขธโ โ โ โข โฃโฃจโฃโกโ โ โ โขโฃโกโขโฃโ โ โ โขนโกโ โ โ โ โกพโ โ โ โขธโฃพโขโกโกโ โ โ โขฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ โขฐโ โกโ โ โ โขฐโขโขโฃโ โขธโ โ พโ ฝโ โ โ โ โ โ ฟโกฟโ โขนโ โขโกโ โกโ โ โ โ โขบโฃปโกบโฃฆโฃซโกโ โ โ โฃโฃโฃโ โ โ โ โขโฃ โฃพโกโฃโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โขฟโกฟโกโ ฟโขงโกขโฃ โฃคโฃโฃโฃคโกโขโฃโฃฟโกฟโฃปโฃฟโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โข โ โ โ โ โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โ ณโขคโฃโขณโ โ โ โขโก โ โ โ โ โฃ โ โฃฟโกฟโฃฟโกฟโขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโฃ โกโ โ โ โขขโกโ โขฟโ โ โฃ โ ดโฃโกคโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขฟโฃฆโฃโ โขโกโ โ โขโฃคโฃตโฃพโ โฃโฃโ คโฃคโฃโ โ โ โ โขโกคโ ถโ คโขโกนโ ฟโ ทโ ปโขคโกโขฐโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ณโขโฃโกดโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขโกโขธโก โกโ โ โ โ โ ขโ โฃโ โ โ โ โ โขโ คโ โ โ โขธโฃโขโ โขพโ โ โ โ ธโขฟโ โ โ โ โขโกโ ญโฃโกโ โขโฃฑโ โ โ โ โขจโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ฆโฃโฃโฃ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ณโ คโ คโกคโ โ โ โ โ โ
that sweet little bumblebee song is stuck in my head like a dog in summer
Love, love is a verb
Love is a doing word
flanbee fumo
bee-ld.png fumo
speak english i cannot comprende
แ_แ
say that again yboi, desu
Ore wa o chinchin ga daisuki nandayo
>You're downtown with your tokfu, just living life
>A dude rolls up in this, rolls down the window (manually) and tells her to "Get over here"
>She's considering doing so
wwyd? need quick answers pls
new posy video 7 minutes ago
[YouTube] ???
>apple.krisp's ex-girlfriend
peng body clapped face
That's so cheap! I just subscribed and I can say without a doubt that the price is a steal! It should be worth at least ยฃ100, she really set the price too low haha. I'd recommend subscribing now for an annual subscription before she catches on and puts the price up!This post was sponsored by Annas_Cosplays
crazy part is that I know your ass is paying for it unironically
not true. not true! stop the count. im only subscribed to 3 patreons atm
annas, rekis (resubbed now that it ended a few days ago) and whos?
>annas
naaaauurrr first off she's clapped, second off it's ยฃ51 a month
then who is it
you wouldnt know her
so its anna, reki and someone you dont wanna say so imma assume the worst
its just d&d map stuff
I installed Trackmania for the first time since late 2020
Played one map, got gold medal and uninstalled
>he knows that there's a gay Nikocado Avocado patreon while I don't
I think this speaks volumes.
lets go default
is it just me or does this title make it sound like valorant pro players are just CS guys that couldnt hack it in the big leagues?
i was a low end player in counter strike though and now im decently high elo in va
oh, yeah i get it now
what rank are you in val
yeah whatever floats your boat, buster
oh speaking of Haven plant spots. I found this website that analyses valorant data and you won't believe that the plant spot I said is better has a higher winrate, and is used more often by radiants than any other rank with 5% of all radiant plants on Haven A site being where I plant.
yep, I am coping.
i dont understand wtf im looking at, link the site
yeah but A2 isnt where you said you planted (nor where you actually planted)
no you literally planted where the fat blue dot on the picture is
>framed it to be retarded
art reflects reality
had you planted on the right side then the whole argument of "you cannot hold it from short or long" wouldnt be a thing, but it was, because you didnt plant it on the right side, you planted it at the blue dot where you cannot hold it from a short or from long behind cover
dont make me fricking log into valorant to proof you wrong.
dammit im gonna do it.
pick killjoy and just plant your turret where the fat blue circle is so you dont have to reset and go new round over and over
That's unbelievable, he didn't say *prove. My precognition powers are foiled.
no because your typos are incredibly seethrough and predictable
there are currently 3 people typing. the guy pointing out that you didnt point out my typo is a 3rd neko.
No I am not, I am one of you two.
Can confirm, I wrote that post
It's really easy to see I am the third guy because I always punctuate and capitalize my sentences as well as I can. If I emulated one of you two posting styles it might've been harder to see.
Only you two spend enough time looking at things like that to notice them, I dont even look at the active poster count at all
but then I have to obsessively look at capitalization and punctuation instead
proven worng yet again
youve never in your life planted in that spot
well guess what chum bucket. starting from now im always gonna plant exactly there.
this website is actually really useful, lets you compare the winrates of common plant spots so you think "huh maybe planting there is a bad place"
like on bind A site. #2 has a minimum 10% higher winrate at every rank, and it only gets bigger the higher rank you go. #1 always felt bad to postplant defend, but now it's like, wow, the numbers dont lie, it IS bad.
Wtf is that accent "Ihh will nihht"
its a russian speaking german
no, its just some russians who probably learned
>Komm tanzen (Ich will nicht)
>Komm trinken (Ich will nicht)
from google translates pronunciation button and then made a song
That would imply they actually pressed the button, which I really doubt since even google translate pronounces it... I guess decently enough.
I am still level 19
>>35161 #
kinda true i guess, they are pronouncing ich will nicht like if it was
>ะธั ะฒัะป ะฝััั
I dont think they realize german ch is pronounced like sh/ั
It's more of an ล sound, which probably in russian is ั with that funny small b that makes the sound softer or something, dunno if they have it as a sound or not.
unless he ends up silver after placements then the high elo (plat 1) ranked grinder needs to level his own account to level 20
i do have an alt account that i intended to get to lvl 20 and just do nothing but buy shorty but i never hit 20 on that
he wont end up silver anyway, he's too good for that
you should teach him that crazy plant spot on haven where you plant in the middle of hell and cant hold it from short or long, that one will make him have a >68% wr on haven
>i promise i'll cosplay tmrw_264
>3 days ago
how do you know she didnt cosplay 2 days ago?
creating good content takes time, maybe she thought "im gonna make a good tok" for once
we all say you write a slur.
SAW
we all SAW you write a slur
I was a terror since the public school era
Bathroom passes, cuttin classes, squeezing asses
Smoking blunts was a daily routine
Since thirteen, a chubby nigga on the scene
Hugs from the honeys, pounds from the roughnecks
Seen my man say that I knew from the projects
Said he had beef, asked me if I had my piece
Sure do, two 22s in my shoes.
watching a valorant stream with 12k viewers and holy shit, this might be one of the most windowlicking chats Ive ever seen, these are not real people OR they are all <14 because who the fuck types this boring shit
>omg are you 0.12 sens or 0.11? should I go 0.11? thoughts on 0.12 sens? !where !where !cc !crosshair !where !settings opinions on haven? opinions on icebox coming back and haven leaving? !where
he's Tenz. Not Sens. Not all asians look the same :/
this stream is crazy. they all speak english? where is the angry french dude that knows english but refuses to speak it?
>!time
yeah, knowing what the local time is where the strimmer lives sure is an important question for you to ask
10 years ago call of duty youtubers would be advertising GFUEL. not much has changed, now they just buy the same gamer chair and mouse as their favourite strimmer because they think thats the secret to sucksess
>there's no way my aftershock didnt cover the spike
>presses tab and it clearly shows he did 0 damage to the omen
even the best player in the world is delusional like me...
>>35190 #
>plat
>thinking about hitting the heads
he's way too ahead of the game, pretty sure in plat all you need to do is know where the head is to rank up (im gold 3 btw)
an actual question but maybe... just play the game and figure it out
well that answers the sensitivity question
cant tell me any of these people actually give a shit and arent just doing it for the formality of doing it
>>35192 #
I like the guy who said "Hellooooooo how are you?" as if Tenz is going to read that message and reply.
some verified streamer with 25k followers who claims he is radiant asking "how unplayable is 60 ping?"
fucking bots I swear
@streamer what button do you use to communicate
@streamer whats your button push to talk
@streamer what button is your push to talk
who
cares
@streamer how hard does your buttplug vibrate ive got mine on 7 atm but its too distracting
https://www.instagram.com/ig_jannu/
this dude is asking tenz how he is doing today
istg i know that guy irl, ive seen someone just like him before
>see like 5 ping is UNBEATBLE bro
>Redeemed: Highlight my message - 1000 ๐ฐ
>YOUUU ARE SO GOOOOD ONGG
actually i quoted him wrong
>YOUR SO GOOD ONG
even worse
kids arent real people but theyre allowed to not be so I cant be mad at them
grownups that do this shit? death
twilight_zombie: do u have tips to get out of silver
>do u have tips to get out of silver
this is his pfp btw
is that tenz?
>paid $1 with the message:
>what key do you use for ingame communication
he answered it lmao. he uses X! im gonna go change my push to talk!!!!i can't do that because i use z, x, c and v for utility
time to hit radiant im instlaling again!
>paid $1 with the message:
>what key you use for party communication
nobody tell him he could've paid only 1 dollar and asked what KEYS do you use for team/party comms
sweatiest dominican ive ever seen is grinding in the depths of pisslow iron
he has mastered the run and spray vandal technique... powerful
>that dodge on gecko's ult
holy shit
I clipped it because I don't want to forget this.
>that slight smirk when he hears gecko is ulting
he knew he had the counter
its so beautiful, so cinematic
so....powerful
immortalneko could never do that
he's so happy, he's got a constant smile and he's been grinding for 3 hours straight. this dude LOVES valorant
being low rank is literally just the key to happiness
>SPIKEU SEKI - DORO NI KE MI
so true, preach
MATCHU POINTO
ROUND STARTU~
bro is listening to linkin park and top fragging on the best map
>those flashes
i need to have an account in iron
hes flashing more than diamond reyna players
insane mechanics
>kill gecko
>goes invuln incase enemy skye uses an ICBM on him
>clutches the round 1v2
this man is so powerful
another top frag, another 1vs2 clutch
heh, gg go next.
hes climbing, he made it out of iron
he cant be stopped he cant be stopped
>literally invites like 8 different people to join
why do spanish people talk in all caps
he isnt a sweaty dominican he is a sweaty peruvian
yeah they all speak spanish over there buddy
>he's got the illegal client mod that shows people's ranks
>you can hear him winding up the mystery jack-in-a-box murder machine
OOOOOH THE MISERY
EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS MY ENEMY
OH THE MISERY
OH LA MISERIA
bro got lotus twice in a row. i NEED to be on his server.
another topfrag imminent, he is locked in and duoing with a cute egirl
>7% headshot ratio
clean. clean.
he and his duo are the instalock duelists that ruin every game you play.
https://www.tiktok.com/@dragula99 his tiktok goes hard fr fr gonna become a dragulaposter
>easy 3k with the frenzy first round with room for a 4th kill if he plays his cards right
i could never
...why is he listening to ominous dark and twisted ambience? it sound slike the soundtrack at an abandoned factory that shut down after the foreman was caught murdering and torturing the part-timers
he is a dark and brooding anti-hero, women love him for it.
>the randomly shoot through the smoke then loudly push main strat
holy shit he's too good
you thought he was locked in and happy before?
hes is serious and menacing now
>when he's shift walking around cafe and he sees the body of jett
now i understand the music. this is a horror film when it's a 1v1
ki ki ki ha ha ha
>picks up the gun of light in order to purge the demon spectre
HE ULTED FOR ONE GUY
>hes not even there
masaka...
n-NANI?????
I had to clip it. This is perfect. It starts with him doing fucking aim training and progresses into a mind melting episode
now hes listening to found footage audio clips of people being tortured in hans fritzl's basement
how did he go from listening to OH THE MISERY to this
ive played in bronze and it isnt this bad. maybe people really are just worse in the americas.
just played a round on like a dark, fucked up version of ascent haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao
>lowers door
>instantly breaks it
we wouldnt understand
i wonder what his push to talk key is haha
I think you are insane
its not luna but I cant tell who it is
>its another omen 1vs1 on B site
THE ONE HP???
not even close
>looks up to the sky to thank god he aint too cool for the safe belt
>play lotus
>all smiles, happy games
>someone dodges lotus
>this guy is from the same geographic region as boni
makes ya think
very different regions acktually
same continent
good kill, time to grab a new skin
d-did sage just revive reyna after the round ended?
>sage revives reyna just so reyna can keep the spectre when theres 2 rounds left in the half
>reyna drops it and buys vandle
>vandle
what did you think of his spam the classic at round start strat? definitely scared them away from HIS site
enemies dare not cross into a hailstorm of bullets, its a good strat
the 99 in his name implies he's born in the same year as me ๐
no, thats how many people he's strangled to death
>his mic is muted on stream but he's using it to talk in game
he has a mic on his headset but uses one mounted to his wall
>runs out into the sova dart
the balls on this guy
>happy music starts playing from the playlist
>skips it and goes back to Horror Music To Make Your Bones Shiver - We Killed 12 Children In A Schoolyard! Halloween Edition!!
i imaigne that if i played with music like this I would leave no corner uncleared in fear of a flesh eating monster hiding there
>1vs4?
>time to put on a good track
he actually tabbed out to change the song for his clutch. this guy is CRAZY.
THEN HE JUST FUCKING SAVES
the smile is back
>report duelistas pls
regardless of region or rank, instalock reynas will ALWAYS be lurking on the opposite side of the map
>doesnt aim for tripwire
>just sprays 20 shots into it instead, surely one will hit eventually
>mission impossible music is playing as he rotates to get a free plant
>ults for the 1v3 clutch
>85% of the ult is over when he makes first contact with an enemy
>doesnt press invuln or heal
killjoy turret cleared
duelist job well done
time to lurk
bro thinks he is metal gear
he is the weapon to surpass metal gear
>runs around with a flash ready, so if someone sees him he can throw it and get away
I went to his kick stream to see if you could hear his mic there and the music is only in the right channel on that site lol
>was lurking literally in his fucking spawn
>keeps buying spectre and going mid
>crouchwalking like he's in a stealth mission
he's never making it out of bronze 1
no mic on kick
>rotates from B to A through T spawn
>starts sneaking in his own spawn, forcing brim to run first and entry (with his knife) on A
that heal
>has spectre and full shields
>buys a frenzy
>he only had 2800 credits
he NEEDS an SMG
this is how much of his ult was left when he first saw and killed an enemy after that plant
>lost to the Cypher cameraflash strategy
oldest one in the books
its over for them. he just took a small drink of water.
and a sip of some strange purple bottle
he is drinking the mutation fluid for extra clutch power
brim knew he was heaven and peeking
>stands in the open (to that angle) and turns away to look at T main
the duelist instalock duo stack...
he was playing better when he had the "Music to murder to - a playlist for silly bpdgirlies!!!" playlist on
hes leaning forward
he just ate an entire portion size of mine in one big gulp
powerful
needs more fuel for the grind. He's gonna OhhPinkk max and stream for 36 hours.
he hasnt been sweating for a loooong while, i think thats the source of his power
he needs to ramp the heat and food intake up so he can produce more power
>stands in the open tanking the turret so he ends up losing 30 hp instead of healing 100
der turretheimer....
the music makes everything better. this feels like an intense action sequence, but really its just him shit at the game
>is revealed on the map
>keeps sneaking
HAHHAHA SAGES BODY
he looked at sage whilst screaming into mic just to highlight how bad she is
7-5 first half to 8-13
>his duo left the party
;_;
>preparing the knife, rope and sleeping pills for his next bout on the town
>The Reaper of Lima was never caught
it's like this image but for valorant games. his murder spree continues whenever he loses.
isnt there a statistic that says that even if england wins she gets beaten
you cant just subtract percentages like you think you can
domestic violence increasing by 26% when they play implies that even if they win it increases
yes, but what is the statistic that says how much it increases even when engladn wins
no, thats not how it works
there are 2 options in football, win or lose. if you play and you dont lose, you win, so it goes up by 26%
fuck i accidentally deleted
baseline value is x
when england plays (at all) its 1.26x
when england plays (and loses) its 1.38x
and that 1.38x is included in the 1.26x so that means that there is some value lower than 1.26x that domestic violence increases by when england plays and wins in order for all three of the chances (plays and wins, plays and draws, plays and loses) to equal out to 1.26x
I really don't think that's how it's supposed to be read. I think the 38% is independent, so the 26% is if they win or draw.considering the image doesn't even have a source posted, im pretty sure this stat is just made up because football is evil
if you argue against that you are objectively wrong
>dragula99 stops streaming for 2 minutes and people start to argue
:(
you are objectively wrong because you are arguing against how the actual maths work
whether or not the numbers are correct is irrelevant
https://www.ncdv.org.uk/the-not-so-beautiful-game/ not "literally invented" apparently
either way its not about the numbers, its about the fact that for a statistic (If england plays), which contains 3 different outcomes to have an increase of 1.26x, of which one of those outcomes is higher than 1.26x, that means that the two other outcomes must together sum to lower than 1.26x in order for the average to be 1.26x
objectively wrong
thats why biology isnt a science
you guys dont even know actual real science
>actual real science
lemme show you something that all your fancy numbers can't explain Mr Maths.
that reminds me i was supposed to do some editing today
>12 AP short of level 20
looks like bingogirl is getting a beating
>12 AP
two words that shouldnt be used in the same sentence
12 isnt a word, its a numeral
I was trying to make an AP joke :/
AP? yeah that newspaper is a joke for sure
werent you going to stream some other anime movie today
i thought about it, i guess i could if you really want to watch something but i also feel like editing
I didnt stream cus you said you were going to
whooops, let me check my anime folder
but I also wont be watching so check with the other nekos if they want to watch
>he wont be watching me stream "a muppet's christmas carol"
>swedish girl streamer who is in dia/asc lobbies
i cant compete
https://www.twitch.tv/emmlsen
you can hear how the average swede's cogwheels crank and turn as they try to speak english
im gonna rizz her up
she doesnt speak cringe anglosaxxonese
she just said "thanks for the follow, i want to jingle your balls"
she wants me
anyway i unfollowed her after seeing her clutch, shes too good at the game
I'm a Ben 10 lore expert, let me break it down.
It started with an alien device did what it did,
stuck it self upon his wrist unlocked the secrets that it hid
now he's got super powers he's no ordinary kid
he's ben 10 (10... 10 .... 10)
allllll the powers in earth and space
>>35375 #
i didnt google this, this is fresh from my memory, i watched the show a lot as a kid, and especially the live action film which was lit, and when i was like 12 i had a huge crush on the girl who played gwen in the movie.
wow he typed the lyrics that he just googoo'd up thats such a crazy gimmick
I have never watched Ben 10, I am a Ben 10 agnostic.
>he had a crush on a 15 year old
uuuhh... pdf?
portable document format?
given that she's 10 in the show, 15 is definitely a lot better to admit you thought she was cute. then again I imagine she's also 10 in the movie, like the character is 10, but 10 year olds cant act so
movie came out 2007 and she was born 92
>she was bronze/silver, then got stuck in gold for an act, then she ranked up to diamond and then they added ascendant and now she is stuck in ascendant
I'd wager that the 2nd one is true and the 3rd one is probably true given women's motor function track record
I didn't hear that one yet, are women worse at juggling? Or motor related functions in general?
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-020-68069-0
just hand-eye coordination in general
and valorant is all about hand eye coordination, so you'd own that fraud. she's likely only good at staying calm because she's using SSRIs (steroids for valorant aim)
They really do get the short stick in every single area of life don't they...
they have a bigger stick than me
>We then tested the robustness of our fist results with a second cohort of new
UH OH, TYPO ALERT, study disregarded.
says you
>>35388 #
yeah, imagine being born a woman and being weaker, slower, uglier, having a smaller dick AND getting periods every month. no wonder so many girls are going MTFTM
women are the serbians of gender
I literally use this Sayako dancing clip in every edit. She's so goated fr.its not finished and probably never will be
please laugh at the joke i included in the edit
I have this crazy edit in mind and I was thinking of doing it before new years but I think Ill have to do it some time january instead, I cba doing all the pre-work in photoshop and shit
swedengirl is smurfing in pisslow (asc1 lobbies)
