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Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7315819426379533601 he even cosplayed with me in the beginning xD #GenshinImpact #neuvillette #hoyoverse #cosplayer #genshinholidays #fyp #viral #genshintok #neuvillettegenshinimpact_264.mp4๔€„ฉ๔€‚บ๔€‰ฃ
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Rules:
1. No lewding minors
2. No personal contact with any tokkers
3. No doxx
4. No discord usage
5. No skipping meds

Last thread: https://nekochen.net/tt/32480
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Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7212840407875570945 ๊น€์ฑ„์›์ด ๋‚ด์•ž์—์„œ ์ถค์„ ์ท„๋‹ค๊ณ !! #๋ฅด์„ธ๋ผํ•Œ #๊น€์ฑ„์› #๋ธ”๋ฃจํ”Œ๋ ˆ์ž„ #ํ”ผ์–ด๋‚˜ #ํ”ผ์–ด๋‚˜๋‹ค #lesserafim #chaewon #blueflame #fearnot #fearnada-264.mp4๔€„ฉ๔€‚บ๔€‰ฃ
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first for cute kpop girlies
Anonymous
>>34523 #
only 15th century royal court humour
Anonymous
itched my ear and saw a little bit of ear wax, proceeded to itch it to get some out and now i clogged it and cant hear shit out of my left
its over for me. go on without me my hearing bretheren
>>34528 #>>34529 #
Anonymous
who up playin with they worm
>>34530 #
Anonymous
>>34526 #
Go ask your doctor for them to spill it out if it doesn't unplug by itself. They just put some liquid in your ear, like warm water with something, and after a while of doing that you have clean ears. It doesn't hurt or anything. Maybe it's slightly annoying at worst.
>>34531 #
Anonymous
>>34529 #
I tried ear drops yesterday but I dont think it did much. Its partially blocked still, depending on if something has pressed the skin outside my ear in a certain way which clogged / somewhat opened up and made me hearing again
>>34528 #
Ill have to do this if it doesnt pass naturally
Anonymous
anita max wynn
Anonymous
>cute androgynous tokker gets fat
too many such cases
>>34534 #
Anonymous
>>34534 #
it happened to sereinsilvers as well
Anonymous
where was everyone today
Anonymous
>>34540 #
unrelated but fair
I have never been completely open to any person in my life
Anonymous
tomorrow i will work on my assignment that's due in 2 weeks (clueless)
Anonymous
how long would the assignment take to do if you went at it with a leisurely pace?
>>34544 #
Anonymous
>>34543 #
16 hours and 47 minutes
Anonymous
youve still got 1 week and 5 days you can slack off
Anonymous
yeah you're right, i should continue sleeping for 14 hours every day and watching anime
Anonymous
theres nothing to live for so might as well sleep
Anonymous
wrong. there is one thing to live for.
Anonymous
if there ever was then that candle dimmed out over time many years ago
Anonymous
not true, there is still a chance that there will be new abbles toks in the future, therefore i must keep living to see them
Anonymous
the kotoposters said the same thing
Anonymous
unfortunately koto is mid
Anonymous
unlike abbles, whom compared to koto is just fat
Anonymous
>posts the one tok she looked skinny in
I remember praising abbles when that tok came out but then the 2nd semester curse came around
Anonymous
well, yeah, i said "is" not "was"
Anonymous
apple is fat now, yeah
Anonymous
/ttg/ uses the word fat to just mean "not dangerously skinny"
sad!
Anonymous
>uses the word fat to just mean "not [...] skinny"
yeah
Anonymous
forgive me for liking people to look like humans and not jack skeletons
Anonymous
his name is jack skellington
Anonymous
which you would know if you watched the movie instead of being on tiktok
Anonymous
wasnt she turning fat in the last few toks?
Anonymous
>moder
trans word
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTmAbbles - I HATH ARRIVED - evil - Mikan_264.mp4๔€„ฉ
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the "tfw no abbles toks" is hitting hard now.
tfw no abbles toks ever again, we didnt appreciate what we had before it was gone. now we're stuck with all the crumbly tokkers
Anonymous
so whats the verdict, who defeated abbles? was it lime or the transgender fad?
>>34573 #
Anonymous
>>34572 #
calling it a fad is pretty cringe, he's trans and that doesn't seem to be having a detrimental effect on his life, he's lost weight, is happy and is studying and has more irl friends than ever before. simply we must blame the 4chan nasties who ruined everything as per usual, ugh, men, abbles will be much better away from all those chuds
Anonymous
but abbles was used and abused by a man
>>34575 #
Anonymous
>>34574 #
a trans man, so actually a man__
Anonymous
bit transphobic of you to add trans as a prefix like that
Anonymous
there's a good joke there somewhere about trans pre and fix but i can't put it together in my head?

ironic how you called being trans a "fix"?

it sounds clunky to say, you could make it funnier with some work. any court jesters in chat?
Anonymous
>see cool new cos
>bio says "I'm 13!!! :3"
>unsee cool new cos
Anonymous
tmrw is calculated differently in europe
Anonymous
played fade a few times today, she's really fun and most of her kit seems useful, and she's actually kinda cute
Anonymous
didnt you uninstall?
Anonymous
funfact valorant doesnt let you uninstall the game anymore and it forces you to play it daily
Anonymous
oh i didnt know that
Anonymous
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
Anonymous
more like gay here
Anonymous
it come with egg wuh
Anonymous
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>watching a high level radiant valorant streamer
>his team leaves the bomb by spawn
>when they plant b they fall back to main, get smoked off by omen and just defused on
literally just like my silver games
>>34590 #
Anonymous
If you go I'll stay
If you come back I'll be - right here
Anonymous
>>34588 #
>Peak top 100 except I'm Immortal 1 right now and we don't talk about that - I'll grind Radiant out again sometime in the future.
>I'm Immortal 1 right now
we already know that g3-immo2 is the same rank so yeah that makes sense
Anonymous
>its a parent gets drunk and is being loudly racist episode
Anonymous
whatre they saying?
Anonymous
just standard dont like black people should go back to their own country shit

as if they aren't the textbook definition of untermenschen
Anonymous
ask them what they think about pakis
Anonymous
not a fan, ive heard it all before.
Anonymous
>he's combo's son
i knew it
>>34599 #
Anonymous
>>34598 #
this is england is basically a documentary of my life its now or never i aint gonna live forever i just want to live while im alive its my life my heart is like an open highway
Anonymous
Going on a walk tomorrow. I'll post photos
Anonymous
met a guy on valorant
Anonymous
>met a guy
gay
Anonymous
he's kinda chill
Anonymous
and hot forgot to say that
Anonymous
and his dick is massive
Anonymous
..kinda daydreaming of his manhood
Anonymous
i love men so much im a valorant player btw
Anonymous
im getting butterflies thinking of duoing with him
Anonymous
crazy to be playing comp and just hearing my dad shout "im white and english" in the middle of his weird racist rant
i hate life
Anonymous
that doesnt sound so crazy given the conversation topic
Anonymous
go downstairs and tell him of that one really nice black gentleman you met in college that proves not all black people are bad
Anonymous
i dunno, the racism of "they come here and get benefits" is an absurd level of racism to me because the immigrants aren't the ones making these laws, its the people he literally voted for that are not controlling our borders lmao.

but maybe im just simply too intelligent to be racist
Anonymous
im intelligent AND racist
>>34614 #
Anonymous
>>34614 #
if you live in the pisswhorecountry you can
Anonymous
Watched the new ricky gervais special....wasn't very good
Anonymous
has ricky gervais ever been good?

wait, nvm, i just rememebred the funniest ricky gervais sketch

[YouTube] ???

PLEASE watch this
>>34618 #>>34627 #
Anonymous
>>34617 #
We all enjoyed his appearance in Night At the Museum
Anonymous
did anyone get a mail from riot with their Valorant 2023 Flashback? it shows your kd compared to your friendslist and shit for 2023
I didnt get mine cus I hadnt enabled "Communications from Riot Games" before the 14th and my life sucks because of it
>>34620 #
Anonymous
>>34619 #
you are clearly making this up and i hate you for it
Anonymous
I GOOGLED IT HE DIDN'T MAKE IT UP ๐Ÿ’€
Anonymous
never doubt me again faggot i never lie
Anonymous
or do i #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
Anonymous
hehe i lied
Anonymous
did u get the mail?
Anonymous
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i was checking my emails to see this bumpercaaart riot shite, and i saw this

ohhpink ALWAYS starts her stream with the title "GIFTED YOU A SUB" so when your email notifies you of her stream the title is ALWAYS this.

that's so crazy
Anonymous
>>34617 #
I love this video. Saw it ages ago before you take credit (evil little man)
Anonymous
I remember some bloke on 2chen like 18 months ago recommending the Ricky Gervais Show to me and that shit was mint
Anonymous
riot is so fucking retarded.

i can loginto my account, i can play games on my account. i can uninstall and reinstall the riot client and get into my account.
but if you want to access your account details to change your email, naaaaauurrrr you need to do an email code, even tho the problem is i dont have that fucking email anymore i hate riot i hate riot i hate riot

I BOUGHT THE SKINS
Anonymous
>cant see his valorant wrapped 2023
its over
Anonymous
>you have to submit a ticket to change your email
literally no modern company nor website does this. riot are so shit.

you know how many times ive forgotten my google account and gotten back into it in less than 2 minutes? dozens. why is riot treating their free to play shit games like it's fort knox
Anonymous
if you forget your google account then you also need your email to access it youknow
>>34633 #
Anonymous
>>34632 #
yeah but it'll bounce back to your outlook email address or my phone or something.
Anonymous
well why didnt you have a backup email for your riot account
>>34635 #
Anonymous
>>34634 #
because back when i played riot games i used my pussylover45@hotmail.com address but since coming back ive deleted it and switched to lgbtking999989@yahoo.co.uk
Anonymous
just log onto that email then
>>34637 #
Anonymous
why not
Anonymous
i deleted it
Anonymous
why would anyone on gods green earth delete an email
Anonymous
i foxxed myself on it so i had to hide the trail
Anonymous
why delete it instead of just shelfing it
Anonymous
you wouldnt get it
Anonymous
no, because i am intelligent and racist
Anonymous
intelligent people arent racist, i would know, i study for a STEM degree in race science
Anonymous
biology, psychology and sociology "majors" use the stem cope too much
Anonymous
look ma he posted it again he even saved it for easy access
Anonymous
only ever played 1 game on that 36 game list
im so non-trans its crazy
Anonymous
>>34649 #
>New Vegas
>Disco Elysium
>Celeste (didnt beat it)
Anonymous
[YouTube] ???

nobody ever likes the music I post, so here's something from a genre I don't usually listen to but really got into.

Thoughts?
Anonymous
>>34657 #
I like the bit where he says Rayki :D
the music video must feature every black person in finland
Anonymous
[YouTube] ???
heres probably the exact same song but in swedish
Anonymous
my brother listens to drill music and doesn't own headphones so i hear this kind of music all the time but it's all from london, nice to see scandis are enjoying our musical exports enough to copy it :D
Anonymous
>I personally hate Hitler
>but I want a similar Luger
HAAHAHHH that line is so absurd to hear from a guy who makes gangster rap in swedish and sat in jail for the murder of a rival gangmember
Anonymous
it sounds nice, i dont speak the language though. foreign music is so melodic
I heard him say hitler, luger, red bull and stockholm, sweden.

So I assume he's planning a mass shooting, watch out!
Anonymous
those dont happen in first world countries
>>34664 #
Anonymous
>>34663 #
but they dont happen in the UK
Anonymous
>>34665 #
>wounded
naaah, doesn't count unless you shoot to kill, blud thinks he's sadie adler
Anonymous
just post the fricking blud thinks he's sadie adler image so i can laugh
Anonymous
you said you already saved it
Anonymous
i saved it on my phone thats why it took so long
Anonymous
>>34667 #
This was sad to read. It's unfortunate that the same problems in america are slowly making their way over here :/
Anonymous
rezzi is a cute tokker but I cant unsee the OF content
>>34677 #
Anonymous
I have been in a writing huge whiney paragraphs mood recently but fighting it off successfully thus far
>>34678 #
Anonymous
which, I have to say, is a good thing tbh
it was real nice aesthetically
Anonymous
>>34674 #
I forgot he even did an onlyfans tbh, I dont know if I ever saw it.
Anonymous
>>34675 #
ive written two pages in my journal since I started it 2 weeks ago but its been nice tbh so you should try that
Anonymous
squeezing the tooth paste tube with my forearm DOMS is really hard
i have no grip strength at all right now
Anonymous
arab guy (gay) that I know who cant stop posting on instagram about the palestine israel thing just reposted the Onion article " 'The Onion' Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For That "
Knowing this guy, Im not sure he knows its satire nor am I sure if he knows that arabs would stone him for being a dick sucker bottom
Anonymous
Wait, do Arabs not stone tops? I thought it was a sin either way
Anonymous
arabs are notorious homosexuals. this guy told me that back when he lived in saudi arabia, he was on some school trip and all the arabs would take turns having sex with this one guy they deemed to be a bottom or something
but no I think they dont stone tops cus its not gay to be the dominant one, only if youre the receiving
Anonymous
That's pretty gay (both literally and metaphorically)
Anonymous
why are you posting pictures of yourself
Anonymous
I wouldn't
Anonymous
that's pretty gay of the arabs.
Anonymous
Every woman in public who isn't morbidly fat is with a boyfriend. It isn't fair for the little guy (me (5'7))
>>34695 #
Anonymous
>>34691 #
I did not, that's not a picture of me.
Anonymous
>>34693 #
you want a boyfriend too?
Anonymous
>>34697 #
am i too old to understand zoomer humour, wheres the joke
>>34699 #
Anonymous
i still dont get it whats an eggwuh
Anonymous
chinese posters on neko never let you finish your order:
it come with eggwuh it come with eggwuh
Anonymous
I never liked Cilian Murphy or his dumb face
I figured out why
>Cillian Murphy height is 5ft 7 ยพ or 172.1 cm tall
This mustve been my subconscious inner girlie telling me to stay away from the shorties manifesting
Anonymous
Yet Tim-o-Thee Chalomet is the most fuckable man on the planet and he's 5'6
Anonymous
crazy how he is... 28 years old?
cant believe it
Anonymous
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>get a valorant video of a guy watching a pro deadlock player
>he spends the entire game seething about how bad he thinks deadlock is
>later admits that he just cant play her because there's not enough pro vods of her to copy yet
lmao, lol, literal brainlet, just learn for yourself.
Anonymous
He isnt wrong if you go into it assuming that every person will do every little thing in their ability to win a game because then that would also entail picking a better character that have more prior knowledge available for you to learn off of
>>34710 #
Anonymous
>he plays valorant
lmaoing at you people.
t. tf2 and left 4 dead player
Anonymous
>>34708 #
I've watched his streams a few times, even in his immortal lobbies nobody comms except for him. I don't believe a world exists where people do every little thing to win a game. So why try so hard and be reliant of pro games to copy to learn how to play agents? You're not gonna get pro level play even in high elo games like immortal. And so much pro level stuff is people working together very well, and if people don't even do the basics of using comms, learning shit reliant on other people seems like a waist of time.
>>34712 #
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>34710 #
a world like that doesnt exist outside of professional games at the top top level, no
and you can get to radiant from playing the worst character, yes
some people just end up being too stuck up on that they have to emulate the pros's to every little detail because they cannot win if they dont, whilst some people are fine with just copying whats tried and tested and then being able to wing the rest
Anonymous
>>34713 #
carried hard by the toga wig unfortunately. a toga wig can make even the middest of mids look cute.
Anonymous
crazy how reki in a toga wig still looks like a bulldog
Anonymous
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Not the rekiposter or the guy who called koto mid, hilarious that you're so quick to attack reki, who is objectively very pretty, at least an 8.35/10, and I say this as someone who isn't a reki fan so I'm unbiased, I used mathematical modelling to come up with this system to rank tokkers and reki was #2, that's just data science sadly to say koto, was at most, and i mean at most, 11th on the list
>>34794 #
Anonymous
this neko comma splices, quick, everyone, lets point at him and make fun of him for not being able to properly punctuate his sentence structure!!!!
Anonymous
this neko types really slowly, quick, everyone, lets go dogpile his ass raw.
Anonymous
eh its only 3/6 and you want me to believe that there are multiple people typing right now? your dogpiling attempts are so transparent you are a liar and a cheat and im going to throw a fit now
Anonymous
there are millions of people here right now, im streaming neko live on facebook gaming
Anonymous
on the website or the app?
Anonymous
neko neko nii
Anonymous
stupid dumb reki poster
>>34726 #
Anonymous
i'd be quicker to ask
>2 years ago
what went right?
>>34726 #
Anonymous
>akali toks were good
idk man
Anonymous
no, agree that im right
Anonymous
if my d20 is higher im right and akali toks were good
#d20 (8)
Anonymous
#d20 (8)
Anonymous
agree to disagree then i guess
Anonymous
based8ball (pronounced based eight ball)
Anonymous
b8sedball
Anonymous
yeah no not a good tok
Anonymous
is that a tok of [my tokfu] standing still and lipsynching badly to a trending audio?!?!?!

10/10!!! BEST TOK I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!

is that a tok of [reki] doing [literally anything]?

I HATE HER SO MUCH
Anonymous
unironically
Anonymous
now that you finished your post and added information that was not there when I wrote my original reply of "unironically" I must make this post as an addendum where I would like to add the following
yes, unironically
Anonymous
idea for valorant: what if you could buy an item called an aghs scepter, and it buffed one of your abilities
Anonymous
idea for valorant: What if they made it fun
>>34743 #
Anonymous
idea for rekiposter: what if you
>>34743 #
Anonymous
>>34741 #
funny post, copied the post above and made it simpler. 8/10, will laugh about this later during my nightly re-read of the thread
>>34742 #
awful post, mean to me, i have hidden this post and also reported you
Anonymous
read this joke in two parts
>>34746 #
Anonymous
>>34745 #
10/10
subverted my expectations, removed the meanness and make it wholesome and dare i say big chungus. my new favourite post ITT
Anonymous
and lost wait gottem
Anonymous
STOP MAKING FUN OF ME REEE
Anonymous
>>34744 #
he once said he went back and re-read the old threads as well
completely insanity. someone should lock this buster up
>>34750 #>>34751 #
Anonymous
>>34749 #
ted bundy tier pyscho
Anonymous
>>34744 #
>>34749 #
this is the same person but let me explain.

don't you re-read the day's posts at night with a cup of hot choccy?
>>34752 #
Anonymous
I dont even read the posts as they come in in real-time
>>34754 #
Anonymous
>>34753 #
I can tell, sometimes I'm writing an epic tome and by the time it's done nobody replies because they've scrolled past it
Anonymous
the nekomin is looking at the ip of my posts and he is posting in portuguese to bully me
Anonymous
>>34755 #
>>34757 #
reminder that this unfortunate baby faced abomination has had sex
Anonymous
that doesnt bother me, i could have sex if i wanted to, i just dont see the point in pre-marital sex, it corrupts the soul
>>34761 #
Anonymous
>i could have sex
thats what rekiposter said about getting platinum and we all remember how that cope went
>>34762 #
Anonymous
>>34759 #
it's more like why would any woman sleep witht that, several in fact
Anonymous
proof with timestamp?
>>34764 #
Anonymous
>>34763 #
shoe on head as well? you guys always want fucking bigfoot in a cage, im telling you, the truth is out there and you can either hide in your safe space bubbles of academia or you can believes and know that the world at large is bigger than we think
Anonymous
please mr postid 34766, or poster mr postid 34762, could either of you enlighten me as to what "am", when preceded by the word "I" means
>>34773 #
Anonymous
๐Ÿค“โ˜๐Ÿป
Anonymous
Oh, it means to currently be, as in a present tense adjective? Oh, what is that competitive matchmaking rank status underneath "Current Rating" in the image labeled image.png attached to mr postid 34766's post?
>>34773 #
Anonymous
๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท ๐Ÿบ
๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿบ
๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿบ
๐Ÿท๐Ÿงฑ ๐Ÿบ

only oldnekos understand this reference
Anonymous
I used to listen to this song a lot back in 2022
Anonymous
Oh, you mean to say that instead of replying with "I'M PLAT", or "I AM CURRENTLY THE RANK NAMED PLATINUM" you meant to say "I WAS PLAT"?
Anonymous
Yeah
Anonymous
Neko truthseekers association catches all lies, all changed stories and all pretend narratives. Nothing slips by the association
Anonymous
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I admit I may have been too hasty when I replied, I didn't mean to intentionally lie. I'd never lie to neko. I'm not some kind of liar.
Anonymous
I stink
Anonymous
*sniff*
Anonymous
remember when that guy admitted that he psyopped himself into liking reki?
>>34790 #
Anonymous
maybe all thats needed for you to love reki like the old times if for you to post her more
Anonymous
you should post 10 rekis in a row
Anonymous
you have bad teammates anyways always unlucky might as well look at rekitoks
Anonymous
more like top fag gottem classic joke I invented
Anonymous
>>34782 #
So you're saying he gooned himself into liking reki
Anonymous
his words, not mine. I'll quote what he said (word for word 100% accuracy)
>dang battyboy dem rekitoks be peng fam i rate em yea? shit bussy on the gajoofle n a nigga like me on dem racks might be fallin a liddle you feel me fam?
Anonymous
>>34716 #
>8.35/10
>I used mathematical modelling to come up with this system to rank tokkers and reki was
This post did not came from a person that has significant data or does not know what mathematical modelling would entail in this context.
>>34797 #
Anonymous
>>34794 #
you really think a biologist (not a real science) knows anything about math (a real science)?
Anonymous
2nd chuckle (more of a quicker-than-usual exhale from my nose) from that poster this year
maybe he can hit a threepeat before the year ends
Anonymous
next game you get your deserved W for sure
Anonymous
why dont you queue with that super hot and hung duo you met
Anonymous
>>34805 #
hes hot and hung and can boost you and he is nice and has a cute voice and...โœจ
Anonymous
NL just won against a cheater in cine2nerdle
>>34809 #
Anonymous
other guy was using a bot that was replying within like half a second with its own answers
Anonymous
that sounds like skill, he programmed a bot, didnt NL take a coding class? he should reSPECT the hustle and not be a bitchler
>>34815 #
Anonymous
>sounds like skill
well he lost so he couldnt have been that skilled
>>34813 #
Anonymous
>>34812 #
HE STILL HAS MORE HAIR THAN NL. OWNED AGAIN.
Anonymous
not proven no timestamp + ur gold + bozo
Anonymous
>>34811 #
>he programmed a bot
Well, paying for chatgpt and hooking up to the api is kinda trivial nowadays so I wouldn't call that very skillful. Although I dunno if you can get the answers in half a second.
>>34816 #
Anonymous
>>34815 #
its funny you say that because when NL won he made a joke that the guy was out of API tokens cus the bot just stopped giving answers
Anonymous
>t-word
please dont use slurs here, this is a safe space (as shown by the cute hello kitties!) and Ill have to report your post in the future if you use them
Anonymous
>>34817 #
>hard working coding trannies
>NL fans
I'm offended by both of these statements
Anonymous
>i have never doing anything
Anonymous
Damn he went for the throat immediately
Anonymous
do you like reki more now after posting xeir a little bit?
Anonymous
you havent got haven in a week
if you got only haven every map then you would rank up to immortal 3 like you belong
Anonymous
I POSTED THAT ONE ALREADY IMSORRY
Anonymous
its over
he is repeating content
Anonymous
I already knew what it was going to answer so I just ripped the bandaid off and did it myself
Anonymous
Was I ever happy? #8ball (Maybe)
Anonymous
>>34834 #
At least your tokker still posts... I don't want to be a sadcunt but it really weighs on me.
Anonymous
might walk out into the woods
Anonymous
might walk out into the woods
Anonymous
Is this a riddle?
Anonymous
>>34846 #
But you do not disappear in the woods, you'd have to try to get lost or something
>>34848 #
Anonymous
>>34847 #
to the world I would have disappeared
Anonymous
2024 is the year i get a gf, or a nonbinary f or a he/him afab bf
Anonymous
you streaming it in 30 min?
Anonymous
Affirmative
Anonymous
2X:08? or what time exactly
Anonymous
lets call it 2X:10
Anonymous
are people liking the film
Anonymous
>>34850 #
thats the anime that groomed bonbi
Anonymous
kokoro connect did this entire plot but way better
>>34861 #
Anonymous
>>34860 #
oh so you are watching, i was worried it was just me.

is this a tranny anime? the plot is about a boy bodyswapping into a cute girl and the first thing he does every day is feel her boobs
Anonymous
this is the bit where it kokoro unconnects
Anonymous
japan is so pretty
Anonymous
itomori was destroyed back in WW2.....

what a twist
Anonymous
literally me with egirl bathwater haha
Anonymous
time travelling gender swapping domestic terrorist, you love to see it
Anonymous
if you arent crying right now you arent human
Anonymous
i'm crying. not watching the anime tho
Anonymous
this is the top 10 animes of all time, you're missing out
Anonymous
ngl "your name" did not make me cry
Anonymous
i liked the bit where he said
>it's over
Anonymous
SHE FUCKS AROUND WITH CHADS UNTIL 30 AND THEN SETTLES DOWN FOR HER SO CALLED SOULMATE? TRULY A CRY WORTHY ENDING
>>34873 #
Anonymous
>>34872 #
this doesnt happen take your meds rule 5
Anonymous
im crying again this movie is so good
Anonymous
your name is stupid, none of us got names here and who gaf but its like a big deal or whatever in that anime
Anonymous
good movie to stream would be saltburn, its by far my favorite this year
Anonymous
>his boss went on a date with him when he was in high school
Anonymous
is the movie over now or is this another faggy sing song high school musical montage
>>34879 #
Anonymous
>>34878 #
NO KEEP WATCHING FEW MINUTES LEFT
Anonymous
im crying again holy shit
Anonymous
man that film is so fucking good.
Anonymous
i ALMOST cried
Anonymous
now that I screwed 20 guys and remembered your name it's time to settle down with you my soulmate
>>34887 #
Anonymous
i teared up where he learned the town died, and then tears came out when they met at twilight, and then again when they saw one another on the train as adults and ran to find each other. i have seen this film 4 times and knew all these scenes were coming
Anonymous
thank god there are more than 1 person giving praise to the movie, that makes me feel less bad when I say that that movie fucking sucked and was way more uninteresting than Grave of the Fireflies which I already thought was an incredibly boring movie. At least that movie I could sit through without getting a headache or looking up the plot just to soothe my sunk cost fallacy telling me to turn it off
>>34887 #
Anonymous
>>34884 #
you dont understand cinema
>>34886 #
you had to look up a plot summary for an anime movie for children, you dont understand cinema
>>34883 #
every frame of Kimi No Na Wa is more beautiful than that film's entirety, you dont understand cinema
>>34888 #
Anonymous
>>34887 #
wdym I opened the steam on my nintendo switch to get optimal cinema experience
Anonymous
That movie was horror and I mean that in the UK sense of the word
Anonymous
this one fat simpy loser filipino that I knew in HS that Ive mentioned here on neko many times before used to have Your Name as his banner on facebook or some shit like that
yeah, that fits
Anonymous
freaky friday BUT IN JAPAN WOW
Anonymous
you guys dont understand, the movie was more than just a haha they bodyswap. it was about soul. something none of you have because you're not white like me
>>34894 #
Anonymous
like I said, the whole "body swap and have to come to terms with it and eventually falling in love with each other" plot was handled leagues better in Kokoro Connect
>>34896 #
Anonymous
>>34894 #
are you saying you wouldn't do the same? thats realistic.
>>34897 #
Anonymous
>>34893 #
Kokoro Connect is about the affect that bodyswapping has on an already close group of friends. It's a completely difference scenario. HOWEVER. The bodyswapping storyline was better in Kokoro Connect, but the series went downhill after that first arc
>>34898 #
Anonymous
>>34895 #
that's why she cried at the end she remembered her rapist
Anonymous
>>34896 #
effect* and the biggest difference is actually that the kokoro connect storywriters actually wrote an interesting story
Anonymous
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I like Kokoro Connect because it didn't use any cheap "haha they touch themselves" bits during the body swapping.

Wait, no, it literally did.
>>34901 #
Anonymous
i cannot believe imageboard contrarians didnt like widely acclaimed anime movie
Anonymous
>>34899 #
I think I saw this image on 4chan in like 2014 and that made me watch that anime
>>34902 #
Anonymous
no but actually, that your name movie seems like the biggest "wow feel good happy love story.... but for fat neek weebs" movie of all time
Anonymous
sometimes movies can have happy endings and that's okay, you're not on 4chan anymore, you dont need to be one of the hateful eight, you can just admit you loved the film.
Anonymous
I prefer when my movies end anti-climactically and doesnt actually resolve anything nor have a real plot
>>34906 #
Anonymous
>>34905 #
like no country for old men? yea thats kino
Anonymous
never watched
Anonymous
next time ill just put on the fricking cowboy bebop movie and everyone can shout "pog pog pog" when spike seagull shoots a guy
>>34909 #
Anonymous
more like ____ (way too obvious joke)
Anonymous
>>34910 #
i want to fuck faye and i want my daughter to be fucked for grandchildren so it makes sense?
Anonymous
The music carried the movie really well, the emotional bits were made tenfold harder hitting by RADWIMPS excellent scoring of the animated blockbuster known locally as Kimi No Na Wa.
Anonymous
>when the scene is about farting but sad piano music plays
๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ
Anonymous
an incredible absence of testosterone over on that twitch channel. No clue who is behind it nor who recommended that movie but I suspect there was foul play and estrogen bandaids involved
Anonymous
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literally one of the best scenes in anime history but y'all aren't gonna get to see it because you're mean to me so im gonna watch it solo >:3
>>34917 #
The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya
>>34917 #
Anonymous
>>34918 #
yeah I love the ghibli movies, have seen all of them except 2 or 3 I think (including the one that came out now the 27th of Nov which i have been planning on just walking down to the cinema and watching some day)
Grave of the Fireflies is incredibly overhyped, not as crazy as people say it is
Ponyo is kinda all right, not super
their best is probably Nausicaรค and the Valley of the Wind and Princess Mononoke
Anonymous
>>34918 #
I fucking cry at every ghibli movie i watch. They're so good.
Anonymous
actually im gonna make a ghibli tier list cus I feel like it
>>34922 #
Anonymous
>>34921 #
will only watch the S tiers
Anonymous
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>some random shonen movie beat spirited away in what it grossed by 100 million dollars
Anonymous
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There were movies that I didnt rate cus I dont remember anything from them and apparently more movies that I hadnt watched that I didnt know about
Whispers of the Heart and Kiki's Delivery Service are so goated
>>34945 #
Anonymous
On rewatching it is painful how quickly seinfeld declines when larry david leaves
Anonymous
instead of watching films i propose we watch every episode of the yogscast minecraft series shadow of israphel
Anonymous
neko and I are already busy watching a series, we finished season 1 last neko series night
Anonymous
wow... and i wasnt invited?
Anonymous
it was in the last thread
Anonymous
what series
Anonymous
ctrl +f "Atlanta"
Anonymous
oh yeah i remember seeing the post now, jumped into the stream like 40 minutes in, stuck around for 30 seconds then dipped, seemed good!
Anonymous
yeah no subway surfers so it was hard to keep attention
Anonymous
i just watched kimi no na wa
>>34936 #
Anonymous
>gay shit
>gay vtuber shit
>Chadstily
>Classic content
>Vtuber gayshit
your algo knows too much about you
Anonymous
>>34937 #
fortnite lost all soul all art direction its a monstrosity
Anonymous
>>34936 #
I could probably write an epic tome about my thoughts on the film and what it means to me personally but nobody will read it so why bother it's gonna hurt me its gonna kill when you desert me, this happened to me twice before, wont happen to me anymoreeeeee why bother it's gonna hurt me
Anonymous
[YouTube] ???

it was a weezer reference btw, and the good weezer (pinkerton)
Anonymous
ALL YOUR GAMES WILL BE FORNITE SPINOFFS IN 2024
Anonymous
OH OH OH MY GOD, WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME
Anonymous
WALKING DOWN MONTANA OH OH OH
SAME OLD DULL ROUTINE
SAME ALOO GOBI
WALKING DOWN MONTANA
Anonymous
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>>34945 #
I ranked them in the order that I liked them from best to least best
and one day Im gonna buy the book set
Anonymous
>Totoro B
But he's so cute
>>34948 #
Anonymous
its like that one burnt face swiss girl or whatever she was in your handicapfu visual novel, theres no internal conflict that makes them interesting or stand out
>>34953 #
Anonymous
>>34948 #
I have said the same thing.....I was called an uncultured imbecile dullard.....
Anonymous
>he changes his opinions in the face of adversity
yeah, go back to liking things just because they are "cute"
Anonymous
I didn't change my opinion, I took on the scorn. I lost lifelong friends and familial relationships to avoid admitting defeat
Anonymous
that neko always disagrees with you just to get you to say something else so he can dogpile you for it. ignore him.
>>34949 #
thats not even me! you're accusing people of being me! i was distracted playing my handicapfu visual novel ironically
>>34954 #>>34956 #
Anonymous
the dogs are piling on me rn
Anonymous
>>34953 #
>youre accusing people of being me
i didnt reply to anyone so you cannot prove I was claiming that was you
maybe I was just talking to (You) in the middle of my conversation to the other neko (my previous message was replying to someone which means I was addressing them personally but that post wasnt (I am so smart for thinking of this, good thinking me))
Anonymous
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yeah whatever im currently listening to smooth jazz and reading my visual novel with a few biscuits and a coffee.
Anonymous
Real talk? Real nigga hours? All right, I'll spit:
I dont think I could love a crippled person
>>34960 #
Anonymous
dark thoughts are back
wish I had some trauma to feel bad about
Anonymous
>>34958 #
We're all emotionally crippled here, it's not much different. When you think about it, crippled people are people too :)
>>34961 #
Anonymous
>>34960 #
Yeah they are people but not people for me
I couldnt be with someone with a physical or a debilitating mental crippling disorder
>>34962 #
Anonymous
>>34961 #
even something relatively minor like no legs no arms?
Anonymous
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she let me borrow this book to read

yet she broke up with me to start dating a 6'3 college dropout that was 3 years older than her, instead of me, who acted like the shy, self concious and insecure male protaganist of one of her favourite novels.

does that seem right to you?
>>34965 #>>34977 #
Anonymous
I saw the movie
kinda all right
Anonymous
>>34963 #
a shy weak man is more dysfunctional than a drop out so yes
>>34966 #
Anonymous
if he was 6'3'' at 17 then he probably has a promising future in bricklaying, why shouldnt she take the man with career prospects?
>>34968 #
Anonymous
>>34967 #
he dropped out of school at 17, dude is a certified fucking retard, unlike me, who need i remind you is about to get a masters degree and very likely will get a phd in the next 6 years.

yeah,, she'll regret this one i tell you.
>>34971 #
Anonymous
>you need a college degree to lay bricks
>>34970 #
Anonymous
>>34969 #
bricklayers get paid what? 2 dollars an hour? thats not enough to buy a house
Anonymous
>>34971 #
I study biology so I'll come up with a way to become taller using science.
Anonymous
she could tell you had already hit your growth spurt back in 9th grade and she was outtie
Anonymous
that felt too mean to right
Anonymous
yeah that is an accurate depiction of you seething about my success as a 5'5 king
Anonymous
>>34963 #
she probably broke up with you because you sucked in some way
>>34978 #
Anonymous
>>34977 #
likely the truth. I wasn't very interesting
Anonymous
my one-upload-per-day youtubefu, whos videos usually are between 20 and 30 minutes each, uploaded a 1h50min long video a few days ago and a 4h50min long video today
content has never been so much on the menu and dare I say it... youtube kino is back
>>34980 #
Anonymous
idk what he looks like
Anonymous
>he
gayneko watches MEN? on YOUTUBE?
Anonymous
isnt izzy a transmasc?
>>34984 #
Anonymous
>>34983 #
izzy is a female as in a fe male
Anonymous
looks more like a dude than many men do
>>34986 #
Anonymous
>>34985 #
our sons will like like olympic heroes
Anonymous
>like like
you need to have sex to have children
>>34989 #
Anonymous
One time I accidentally sent my mum porn instead of my wordle
Anonymous
>>34987 #
๐Ÿค“ heh it appears you made a minor error in writing your post
>>34990 #
Anonymous
>>34989 #
youre the native, not me
youre supposed to uphold a standard
>>34991 #
Anonymous
gonna be real for a second
InvaderVie is so incredibly fuckable, perhaps even wifeable. Yes, I said it
I want to fuck the shit out of InvaderVie, perhaps even smooch her thighs
>>34993 #
Anonymous
>>34992 #
i literally dont know who that is, the start of the video is just bait to get you to watch the old switcharoo
>>35065 #
Anonymous
>>34994 #
okay now watch the rest of the clip buddy
Anonymous
too busy oogling invadervie, the bait was unsuccessful
>>34997 #
Anonymous
>>34996 #
she literally looks like the average girl at a british uni, she's nowt special
Anonymous
I like unspecial
ive held the opinion for many years thats I want to marry a plain jane 5-6/10
>>35000 #
Anonymous
the rest of the clip is funny but at this point its been hyped up so much that you wont laugh. next time ill cut out any clips of women.
Anonymous
it wouldve been funnier if you had posted it like 8 months ago when he was still playing that game
>>35002 #
Anonymous
>>35001 #
i dont even know what the game was. 8 months ago all i watched of NL was SUPER. AUTO. PETS.
>>35003 #
Anonymous
>>35002 #
whenever he played it, I remember us talking about how shit the game was in the thread
>>35005 #
Anonymous
>>35000 #
I wish I could have my own bingogirl that I could cherish and love just like you do with yours
Anonymous
>>35005 #
idk what the name of it is, it sucked
and no it was (You), nobody else posted on neko during that time
Anonymous
I realized what it is now. Invadervie looks like a hotter Abigail Shapiro
Anonymous
I have literally never seen this game before until I found this edit on youtube. I am sorry neko, it was not me.
Anonymous
Friends v Friends
Anonymous
and yes, it was you
Anonymous
he was playing some shitty 1v1 with a boring dude on this subway map [YouTube] ???
>Ooooh yeah I remember it now
no shit you remember it now, told oyu it was you
Anonymous
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS GAME BEFORE. OTHER PEOPLE WATCH NORTHERNLION.,
Anonymous
>other people watch NL
I have quite literally never in my life met anyone else who watches NL for he is a boring sonuvabitch
Anonymous
10k viewers on twitch. how many does "forsen" get? yeah, like 50k, i know
Anonymous
find the post of us discussing this video game. you cannot do this because it is not possible.
Anonymous
no Im not gonna take my valuable time that I was going to waste anyways doing that
Anonymous
literally
Anonymous
i just looked at a deadlock main i watch on youtube and checked their map winrates, haven is their worst map.
bros.. is deadlock bad on haven or something?
Anonymous
>>35020 #
winter 2024 means january or feb 2024 right?
Anonymous
We are staring at the timer in anticipation
Anonymous
ive never seen madoka so im not too fussed
Anonymous
youre missing out but I guess its not your thing since there are no trans motives in it
Anonymous
i am not trans.
Anonymous
this is a safe space, feel free to come out whenever you feel comfortable :)
Anonymous
this is just like the tiggers in board game club that call people eggs because trans people can only reproduce by psyopping ordinary folx into being trans
Anonymous
ok im trans for not liking japanese cartoons about pink hair children doing magic shit
>>35030 #
Anonymous
>>35029 #
uhm excuse me, theyre not just "pink hair children", theyre Magical Girls, get it right. gosh
Anonymous
yes i do enjoy a series about girls accepting their true self and becoming powerful independent woman
no i dont see how thats a tranny metaphor
Anonymous
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real ones know
real eyes realize
truenekos will be there in 8763 hours and 50 minutes
Anonymous
you literally watched a film earlier today about a guy body swapping with a woman. trans anime
Anonymous
that wasnt me
Anonymous
yeah i streamed it but you watched it
Anonymous
I literally looked the plot up so I could stop watching it
Anonymous
bro googled the plot and was like "that is so me" transflagemoji
Anonymous
this nigga cried three times to a trans movie be like "i can relate ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ"
Anonymous
wasnt a trans movie when i watched it
Anonymous
no, then it was a trans experience
Anonymous
im not even remotely trans
Anonymous
no, you are trans at the office
Anonymous
your tokfu is trans
Anonymous
nuh uh
Anonymous
ngl the admin of nekochen is def trans with how pink the site is
>>35047 #
Anonymous
@nekomin, admin of nekomin
is this true? care to confirm or deny?
Anonymous
>>35045 #
also isnt the site black for you? trans moodyness
Anonymous
I decided to play an unrated game before bed for a bit of fun
we're getting stomped, 8 rounds in and the enemy reyna is 17-0
Anonymous
getting stomped on by a woman? beta
Anonymous
lemon cute
Anonymous
lemon is unfortunately not cute
Anonymous
they won 13-0
their reyna went 26-1.
Anonymous
>>35053 #
>17 months ago
lemon before college and lemon in college are 2 different people.
Anonymous
being a lemonbro must not only be very painful but very blissful, she uploads like 5 toks a week and 20 stories
Anonymous
ive found the secret, it you press alt and t it plays toks automatically
Anonymous
is it random because it plays a boni tok every other tok? that seems rigged
Anonymous
you see the little mail icon top right? if you press that and send the nekomin $50 you can make him play your tokfu's toks
Anonymous
is nekomin real or is he a government agent
Anonymous
if he is the fed and the flimsymin is a real person? upset of the century if true
Anonymous
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Admit it. Bonbi looks good in this tok. You will become a bonbibro again. You will pretend it's 2018.
Anonymous
2 more days to go until i become a full time Nozzomi_Cosplays poster
>>36493 #
Anonymous
>>34993 #
Ohhhh, well I hated both parts of the video. I am immunized to both the baldies and the internet e-whoring.
Anonymous
i love you guys, i want you to know that this year would've been a lot worse if nekochen.net didnt exist. you have made every day a little bit brighter. thanks everyone. have a wonderful new year
Anonymous
That sounds like a suicide note. Happy new year anonie
Anonymous
its not a suicide note dw about me
Anonymous
What do you think moemin is up to now a days
Anonymous
he's closer than you think. i can't say anymore ;)
>>35079 #
Anonymous
quick someone give me some rizz for the girl in my lobby
Anonymous
nobody gave me the rizz its over
Anonymous
>>35074 #
That 2018 pic looks like a bit aged up pic of a girl I knew in middle school. Though she definitely didn't look like Noemi in general.
>>35076 #
Anonymous
I don't like the new look. Short hair lesbian thing she has going on....
>>35078 #
Anonymous
>>35077 #
I don't think Noemi is a lesbian. Call it a hunch but I just have this feeling that she wants me fr
Anonymous
>>35070 #
hope that pedophile goes away in that case
Anonymous
>>35076 #
Did they also look like Noemi in that specific pic? Or just in general?
>>35082 #
Anonymous
>>35080 #
They were just girls. Nobody I've ever met looks like Noemi. She an angel. Like Mitsuha
>>35083 #
Anonymous
>>35082 #
I kinda feel the same about acid and I'm not even the acidposter. I've had to stop watching her toks today because I've felt like my standards for women are getting unrealistic by the minute.
Anonymous
>>35081 #
are you saying that youre an mtf tranny who cannot pass enough as a woman that you resort to living in repression by looking like a man despite feeling like a woman?
Anonymous
On the train to Leatherhead
Anonymous
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Anonymous
that sweet little bumblebee song is stuck in my head like a dog in summer
Anonymous
flanbee fumo
Anonymous
bee-ld.png fumo
Anonymous
speak english i cannot comprende
>>35100 #
Anonymous
แ—œ_แ—œ
Anonymous
>>35097 #
Watashi wa fumo desu.
Anonymous
Ore wa o chinchin ga daisuki nandayo
>>35102 #
Anonymous
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>You're downtown with your tokfu, just living life
>A dude rolls up in this, rolls down the window (manually) and tells her to "Get over here"
>She's considering doing so
wwyd? need quick answers pls
Anonymous
peng body clapped face
>>35107 #
Anonymous
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>>35106 #
you can see more of this peng body on her patreon, for only ยฃ51 a month. it's a bargain at that price.
Anonymous
That's so cheap! I just subscribed and I can say without a doubt that the price is a steal! It should be worth at least ยฃ100, she really set the price too low haha. I'd recommend subscribing now for an annual subscription before she catches on and puts the price up!

This post was sponsored by Annas_Cosplays
Anonymous
crazy part is that I know your ass is paying for it unironically
Anonymous
not true. not true! stop the count. im only subscribed to 3 patreons atm
Anonymous
annas, rekis (resubbed now that it ended a few days ago) and whos?
Anonymous
>annas
naaaauurrr first off she's clapped, second off it's ยฃ51 a month
Anonymous
then who is it
Anonymous
you wouldnt know her
Anonymous
so its anna, reki and someone you dont wanna say so imma assume the worst
Anonymous
its just d&d map stuff
>>35118 #
Anonymous
I installed Trackmania for the first time since late 2020
Played one map, got gold medal and uninstalled
Anonymous
>>35116 #
>he's subscribed to Anna, Reki and Nikocado Avocado's gay patreon
naurrrr
Anonymous
>he knows that there's a gay Nikocado Avocado patreon while I don't
I think this speaks volumes.
Anonymous
lets go default
Anonymous
>>35121 #
thats literally what it is
do you think the top cs players swapped over to the valarante child game? no, people like s1mple stayed on cs whilst low-end "pro"players like hiko swapped over
Anonymous
i was a low end player in counter strike though and now im decently high elo in va

oh, yeah i get it now
Anonymous
what rank are you in val
>>35126 #
Anonymous
>>35121 #
Well, the fixed vs random spray patterns would make me never swap from cs if I was a pro.
Anonymous
>>35127 #
we have already discussed how gold to immortal 2 is the same fucking rank, so my elo is confirmed high
Anonymous
yeah whatever floats your boat, buster
Anonymous
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oh speaking of Haven plant spots. I found this website that analyses valorant data and you won't believe that the plant spot I said is better has a higher winrate, and is used more often by radiants than any other rank with 5% of all radiant plants on Haven A site being where I plant.

yep, I am coping.
Anonymous
i dont understand wtf im looking at, link the site
Anonymous
yeah but A2 isnt where you said you planted (nor where you actually planted)
>>35134 #
Anonymous
no you literally planted where the fat blue dot on the picture is
>>35134 #
Anonymous
>framed it to be retarded
art reflects reality
Anonymous
had you planted on the right side then the whole argument of "you cannot hold it from short or long" wouldnt be a thing, but it was, because you didnt plant it on the right side, you planted it at the blue dot where you cannot hold it from a short or from long behind cover
Anonymous
dont make me fricking log into valorant to proof you wrong.

dammit im gonna do it.
Anonymous
pick killjoy and just plant your turret where the fat blue circle is so you dont have to reset and go new round over and over
Anonymous
That's unbelievable, he didn't say *prove. My precognition powers are foiled.
Anonymous
no because your typos are incredibly seethrough and predictable
Anonymous
there are currently 3 people typing. the guy pointing out that you didnt point out my typo is a 3rd neko.
Anonymous
No I am not, I am one of you two.
Anonymous
Can confirm, I wrote that post
Anonymous
It's really easy to see I am the third guy because I always punctuate and capitalize my sentences as well as I can. If I emulated one of you two posting styles it might've been harder to see.
Anonymous
Only you two spend enough time looking at things like that to notice them, I dont even look at the active poster count at all
>>35147 #
Anonymous
>>35146 #
Yea well, I was pointing out how you can discern it without obsessively watching that number though.
Anonymous
but then I have to obsessively look at capitalization and punctuation instead
>>35149 #
Anonymous
>>35148 #
So what you're saying is you don't read the posts?
Anonymous
>>35151 #
thats where i always plant.
Anonymous
youve never in your life planted in that spot
Anonymous
well guess what chum bucket. starting from now im always gonna plant exactly there.
Anonymous
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this website is actually really useful, lets you compare the winrates of common plant spots so you think "huh maybe planting there is a bad place"

like on bind A site. #2 has a minimum 10% higher winrate at every rank, and it only gets bigger the higher rank you go. #1 always felt bad to postplant defend, but now it's like, wow, the numbers dont lie, it IS bad.
Anonymous
its a russian speaking german
>>35159 #
Anonymous
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>>35158 #
Ehh, that's boring, I was hoping for some kind of tidbit like the one I've heard somewhere (and I have no idea if it's true) that there's a german accent where Ich is pronounced like "ick"
Anonymous
no, its just some russians who probably learned
>Komm tanzen (Ich will nicht)
>Komm trinken (Ich will nicht)
from google translates pronunciation button and then made a song
Anonymous
That would imply they actually pressed the button, which I really doubt since even google translate pronounces it... I guess decently enough.
>>35163 #
Anonymous
>>35161 #
kinda true i guess, they are pronouncing ich will nicht like if it was
>ะธั‡ ะฒั‹ะป ะฝั‹ั‡ั‚
I dont think they realize german ch is pronounced like sh/ัˆ
>>35164 #
Anonymous
>>35163 #
Yea I get it, I'm a slav so I know what is going on, especially since "ch" in my language makes just the "h" sound
Anonymous
It's more of an ล› sound, which probably in russian is ัˆ with that funny small b that makes the sound softer or something, dunno if they have it as a sound or not.
Anonymous
>>35162 #
1 more level and you can play with me in comp :D
Anonymous
unless he ends up silver after placements then the high elo (plat 1) ranked grinder needs to level his own account to level 20
Anonymous
i do have an alt account that i intended to get to lvl 20 and just do nothing but buy shorty but i never hit 20 on that
Anonymous
he wont end up silver anyway, he's too good for that
Anonymous
you should teach him that crazy plant spot on haven where you plant in the middle of hell and cant hold it from short or long, that one will make him have a >68% wr on haven
>>35171 #
Anonymous
>>35170 #
the plant spot so good radiants use it and bronzes dont? yeah, i think i will.
Anonymous
how do you know she didnt cosplay 2 days ago?
>>35174 #
Anonymous
>>35173 #
if she did how come she didnt fricking upload it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
creating good content takes time, maybe she thought "im gonna make a good tok" for once
Anonymous
we all say you write a slur.
Anonymous
SAW
Anonymous
we all SAW you write a slur
Anonymous
>>35179 #
>Since thirteen, a chubby nigga on the scene
only one I believe
Anonymous
Hugs from the honeys, pounds from the roughnecks
Seen my man say that I knew from the projects
Said he had beef, asked me if I had my piece
Sure do, two 22s in my shoes.
Anonymous
watching a valorant stream with 12k viewers and holy shit, this might be one of the most windowlicking chats Ive ever seen, these are not real people OR they are all <14 because who the fuck types this boring shit
Anonymous
>omg are you 0.12 sens or 0.11? should I go 0.11? thoughts on 0.12 sens? !where !where !cc !crosshair !where !settings opinions on haven? opinions on icebox coming back and haven leaving? !where
Anonymous
he's Tenz. Not Sens. Not all asians look the same :/
Anonymous
this stream is crazy. they all speak english? where is the angry french dude that knows english but refuses to speak it?
Anonymous
>!time
yeah, knowing what the local time is where the strimmer lives sure is an important question for you to ask
>>35187 #
Anonymous
>>35186 #
bro maybe he only plays between like 2pm and 5pm so hes at maximum energy. that's why im hardstuck bronze, i play late at night
Anonymous
10 years ago call of duty youtubers would be advertising GFUEL. not much has changed, now they just buy the same gamer chair and mouse as their favourite strimmer because they think thats the secret to sucksess
Anonymous
>there's no way my aftershock didnt cover the spike
>presses tab and it clearly shows he did 0 damage to the omen
even the best player in the world is delusional like me...
>>35190 #
>plat
>thinking about hitting the heads
he's way too ahead of the game, pretty sure in plat all you need to do is know where the head is to rank up (im gold 3 btw)
Anonymous
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cant tell me any of these people actually give a shit and arent just doing it for the formality of doing it
>>35193 #
Anonymous
>>35192 #
I like the guy who said "Hellooooooo how are you?" as if Tenz is going to read that message and reply.
>>35196 #
Anonymous
some verified streamer with 25k followers who claims he is radiant asking "how unplayable is 60 ping?"
fucking bots I swear
Anonymous
there's an option to HOLD for ADS? that's crazy. why would you do that.
>>35196 #
hi ithasss im doing good! how're you buddy? how was school?
Anonymous
@streamer what button do you use to communicate
@streamer whats your button push to talk
@streamer what button is your push to talk
who
cares
Anonymous
@streamer how hard does your buttplug vibrate ive got mine on 7 atm but its too distracting
Anonymous
istg i know that guy irl, ive seen someone just like him before
Anonymous
>see like 5 ping is UNBEATBLE bro
Anonymous
>>35202 #
>become a pro player
well he wont achieve this unless tenz tells us what his sens is, why does tenz HATE his fans
Anonymous
actually i quoted him wrong
>YOUR SO GOOD ONG
even worse
>>35205 #
Anonymous
>>35204 #
hes 12 and from 2 arabic countries, his english is bad
Anonymous
kids arent real people but theyre allowed to not be so I cant be mad at them
grownups that do this shit? death
Anonymous
twilight_zombie: do u have tips to get out of silver
>>35208 #
Anonymous
>>35207 #
i like how the replies were
>just play more
which is the only answer
Anonymous
>>35210 #
haha i get it all rook same!!!!!
Anonymous
>paid $1 with the message:
>what key do you use for ingame communication
Anonymous
he answered it lmao. he uses X! im gonna go change my push to talk!!!!

i can't do that because i use z, x, c and v for utility
Anonymous
time to hit radiant im instlaling again!
Anonymous
>paid $1 with the message:
>what key you use for party communication
Anonymous
nobody tell him he could've paid only 1 dollar and asked what KEYS do you use for team/party comms
Anonymous
sweatiest dominican ive ever seen is grinding in the depths of pisslow iron
he has mastered the run and spray vandal technique... powerful
>>35220 #
Anonymous
>>35219 #
he changed his push to talk key to X. he's unstoppable now.
Anonymous
>that dodge on gecko's ult
holy shit
>>35222 #
Anonymous
>>35221 #
did you see him 360 in slowmo to look at it whizz past his head and hit his teammates, just to finish the 360 and entryfrag?
Anonymous
its so beautiful, so cinematic
so....powerful
Anonymous
immortalneko could never do that
Anonymous
he's so happy, he's got a constant smile and he's been grinding for 3 hours straight. this dude LOVES valorant
Anonymous
being low rank is literally just the key to happiness
Anonymous
>SPIKEU SEKI - DORO NI KE MI
so true, preach
Anonymous
MATCHU POINTO
Anonymous
ROUND STARTU~
Anonymous
bro is listening to linkin park and top fragging on the best map
>those flashes
i need to have an account in iron
Anonymous
hes flashing more than diamond reyna players
insane mechanics
Anonymous
>kill gecko
>goes invuln incase enemy skye uses an ICBM on him
>clutches the round 1v2
this man is so powerful
Anonymous
hes climbing, he made it out of iron
he cant be stopped he cant be stopped
Anonymous
>literally invites like 8 different people to join
Anonymous
why do spanish people talk in all caps
Anonymous
he isnt a sweaty dominican he is a sweaty peruvian
Anonymous
yeah they all speak spanish over there buddy
Anonymous
>he's got the illegal client mod that shows people's ranks
Anonymous
>you can hear him winding up the mystery jack-in-a-box murder machine
Anonymous
OOOOOH THE MISERY
EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS MY ENEMY
Anonymous
OH LA MISERIA
Anonymous
bro got lotus twice in a row. i NEED to be on his server.
Anonymous
another topfrag imminent, he is locked in and duoing with a cute egirl
Anonymous
he and his duo are the instalock duelists that ruin every game you play.
Anonymous
>easy 3k with the frenzy first round with room for a 4th kill if he plays his cards right
i could never
Anonymous
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...why is he listening to ominous dark and twisted ambience? it sound slike the soundtrack at an abandoned factory that shut down after the foreman was caught murdering and torturing the part-timers
Anonymous
he is a dark and brooding anti-hero, women love him for it.

>the randomly shoot through the smoke then loudly push main strat
holy shit he's too good
Anonymous
you thought he was locked in and happy before?
hes is serious and menacing now
Anonymous
>when he's shift walking around cafe and he sees the body of jett
now i understand the music. this is a horror film when it's a 1v1
Anonymous
ki ki ki ha ha ha
Anonymous
>picks up the gun of light in order to purge the demon spectre
Anonymous
HE ULTED FOR ONE GUY
>hes not even there
masaka...
Anonymous
n-NANI?????
Anonymous
now hes listening to found footage audio clips of people being tortured in hans fritzl's basement
Anonymous
how did he go from listening to OH THE MISERY to this
Anonymous
ive played in bronze and it isnt this bad. maybe people really are just worse in the americas.
Anonymous
just played a round on like a dark, fucked up version of ascent haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao
Anonymous
>lowers door
>instantly breaks it
we wouldnt understand
>>35266 #
Anonymous
i wonder what his push to talk key is haha
Anonymous
its not luna but I cant tell who it is
Anonymous
>its another omen 1vs1 on B site
Anonymous
THE ONE HP???
Anonymous
>looks up to the sky to thank god he aint too cool for the safe belt
Anonymous
>this guy is from the same geographic region as boni
makes ya think
Anonymous
very different regions acktually
Anonymous
same continent
Anonymous
good kill, time to grab a new skin
Anonymous
d-did sage just revive reyna after the round ended?
Anonymous
>sage revives reyna just so reyna can keep the spectre when theres 2 rounds left in the half
Anonymous
>reyna drops it and buys vandle
Anonymous
>vandle
Anonymous
what did you think of his spam the classic at round start strat? definitely scared them away from HIS site
Anonymous
enemies dare not cross into a hailstorm of bullets, its a good strat
Anonymous
the 99 in his name implies he's born in the same year as me ๐Ÿ’€
Anonymous
no, thats how many people he's strangled to death
Anonymous
>his mic is muted on stream but he's using it to talk in game
Anonymous
he has a mic on his headset but uses one mounted to his wall
Anonymous
>runs out into the sova dart
the balls on this guy
Anonymous
>happy music starts playing from the playlist
>skips it and goes back to Horror Music To Make Your Bones Shiver - We Killed 12 Children In A Schoolyard! Halloween Edition!!
Anonymous
i imaigne that if i played with music like this I would leave no corner uncleared in fear of a flesh eating monster hiding there
Anonymous
>1vs4?
>time to put on a good track
Anonymous
he actually tabbed out to change the song for his clutch. this guy is CRAZY.

THEN HE JUST FUCKING SAVES
Anonymous
the smile is back
Anonymous
>report duelistas pls
Anonymous
regardless of region or rank, instalock reynas will ALWAYS be lurking on the opposite side of the map
Anonymous
>doesnt aim for tripwire
>just sprays 20 shots into it instead, surely one will hit eventually
>>35299 #
Anonymous
>>35298 #
its called confirming the kill
Anonymous
>mission impossible music is playing as he rotates to get a free plant
Anonymous
>ults for the 1v3 clutch
>85% of the ult is over when he makes first contact with an enemy
>doesnt press invuln or heal
>>35302 #
Anonymous
>>35301 #
the ult auto heals, thats what it does, so yeah he should've pressed invuln
Anonymous
killjoy turret cleared
duelist job well done
time to lurk
Anonymous
bro thinks he is metal gear
Anonymous
he is the weapon to surpass metal gear
Anonymous
>runs around with a flash ready, so if someone sees him he can throw it and get away
Anonymous
I went to his kick stream to see if you could hear his mic there and the music is only in the right channel on that site lol
Anonymous
>was lurking literally in his fucking spawn
>keeps buying spectre and going mid
>crouchwalking like he's in a stealth mission
he's never making it out of bronze 1
Anonymous
no mic on kick
Anonymous
>rotates from B to A through T spawn
>starts sneaking in his own spawn, forcing brim to run first and entry (with his knife) on A
Anonymous
that heal
Anonymous
>has spectre and full shields
>buys a frenzy
>he only had 2800 credits
he NEEDS an SMG
Anonymous
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this is how much of his ult was left when he first saw and killed an enemy after that plant
Anonymous
>lost to the Cypher cameraflash strategy
oldest one in the books
Anonymous
its over for them. he just took a small drink of water.
Anonymous
and a sip of some strange purple bottle
he is drinking the mutation fluid for extra clutch power
Anonymous
brim knew he was heaven and peeking
>stands in the open (to that angle) and turns away to look at T main
Anonymous
>>35318 #
average sentinel player doing everything.

this is round 8 of attacker side and it is the first round he's bought a vandle.
Anonymous
he was playing better when he had the "Music to murder to - a playlist for silly bpdgirlies!!!" playlist on
Anonymous
hes leaning forward
Anonymous
he just ate an entire portion size of mine in one big gulp
powerful
Anonymous
needs more fuel for the grind. He's gonna OhhPinkk max and stream for 36 hours.
Anonymous
he hasnt been sweating for a loooong while, i think thats the source of his power
he needs to ramp the heat and food intake up so he can produce more power
Anonymous
>stands in the open tanking the turret so he ends up losing 30 hp instead of healing 100
Anonymous
der turretheimer....
Anonymous
the music makes everything better. this feels like an intense action sequence, but really its just him shit at the game
Anonymous
>is revealed on the map
>keeps sneaking
Anonymous
HAHHAHA SAGES BODY
Anonymous
>the double flash to zone sova
>he doesn't know you can just PICK up the bomb
>>35331 #
sage top fragged!! and is also on top of the wall :D
Anonymous
7-5 first half to 8-13
Anonymous
>his duo left the party
;_;
Anonymous
>preparing the knife, rope and sleeping pills for his next bout on the town
>The Reaper of Lima was never caught
Anonymous
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it's like this image but for valorant games. his murder spree continues whenever he loses.
Anonymous
isnt there a statistic that says that even if england wins she gets beaten
>>35337 #
Anonymous
>>35336 #
that is literally in the image blind neko
"26% when they play
38% when they LOSE"
Anonymous
you cant just subtract percentages like you think you can
Anonymous
domestic violence increasing by 26% when they play implies that even if they win it increases
Anonymous
yes, but what is the statistic that says how much it increases even when engladn wins
>>35341 #
Anonymous
no, thats not how it works
Anonymous
there are 2 options in football, win or lose. if you play and you dont lose, you win, so it goes up by 26%
Anonymous
fuck i accidentally deleted
baseline value is x
when england plays (at all) its 1.26x
when england plays (and loses) its 1.38x
and that 1.38x is included in the 1.26x so that means that there is some value lower than 1.26x that domestic violence increases by when england plays and wins in order for all three of the chances (plays and wins, plays and draws, plays and loses) to equal out to 1.26x
Anonymous
I really don't think that's how it's supposed to be read. I think the 38% is independent, so the 26% is if they win or draw.
considering the image doesn't even have a source posted, im pretty sure this stat is just made up because football is evil
Anonymous
if you argue against that you are objectively wrong
>>35347 #
Anonymous
>>35346 #
im not objectively wrong because the image doesn't clarify shit because it's not a real stat
Anonymous
>dragula99 stops streaming for 2 minutes and people start to argue
:(
Anonymous
you are objectively wrong because you are arguing against how the actual maths work
whether or not the numbers are correct is irrelevant
>>35350 #
Anonymous
>>35349 #
oh no, sure, if we're talking actual maths you're correct, but the infographic is literlly invented, its not meant to be read as real data, its meant to be read as "wow that's actually a pretty cool image how she uses the blood from her nose to make an england flag"
Anonymous
https://www.ncdv.org.uk/the-not-so-beautiful-game/ not "literally invented" apparently
either way its not about the numbers, its about the fact that for a statistic (If england plays), which contains 3 different outcomes to have an increase of 1.26x, of which one of those outcomes is higher than 1.26x, that means that the two other outcomes must together sum to lower than 1.26x in order for the average to be 1.26x
objectively wrong
>>35352 #
Anonymous
>>35351 #
>isnt a published article in a reputable journal like SCIENCE or NATURE
disregarded, probably fake news donald trump russian hack.
Anonymous
thats why biology isnt a science
you guys dont even know actual real science
Anonymous
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>actual real science
lemme show you something that all your fancy numbers can't explain Mr Maths.
>>35373 #
Anonymous
that reminds me i was supposed to do some editing today
Anonymous
>12 AP short of level 20
looks like bingogirl is getting a beating
Anonymous
>12 AP
two words that shouldnt be used in the same sentence
Anonymous
12 isnt a word, its a numeral
Anonymous
I was trying to make an AP joke :/
Anonymous
AP? yeah that newspaper is a joke for sure
Anonymous
werent you going to stream some other anime movie today
Anonymous
i thought about it, i guess i could if you really want to watch something but i also feel like editing
Anonymous
I didnt stream cus you said you were going to
Anonymous
whooops, let me check my anime folder
Anonymous
but I also wont be watching so check with the other nekos if they want to watch
Anonymous
>he wont be watching me stream "a muppet's christmas carol"
Anonymous
>swedish girl streamer who is in dia/asc lobbies
i cant compete
Anonymous
im gonna rizz her up
Anonymous
she doesnt speak cringe anglosaxxonese
Anonymous
she just said "thanks for the follow, i want to jingle your balls"
she wants me
Anonymous
anyway i unfollowed her after seeing her clutch, shes too good at the game
Anonymous
>>35354 #
Yea I'm pretty sure fancy numbers can explain Ben 10, he's already got 10 in his name.
Anonymous
I'm a Ben 10 lore expert, let me break it down.

It started with an alien device did what it did,
stuck it self upon his wrist unlocked the secrets that it hid
now he's got super powers he's no ordinary kid
he's ben 10 (10... 10 .... 10)

allllll the powers in earth and space
>>35375 #
i didnt google this, this is fresh from my memory, i watched the show a lot as a kid, and especially the live action film which was lit, and when i was like 12 i had a huge crush on the girl who played gwen in the movie.
Anonymous
wow he typed the lyrics that he just googoo'd up thats such a crazy gimmick
>>35374 #
Anonymous
I have never watched Ben 10, I am a Ben 10 agnostic.
Anonymous
>he had a crush on a 15 year old
uuuhh... pdf?
Anonymous
portable document format?
Anonymous
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given that she's 10 in the show, 15 is definitely a lot better to admit you thought she was cute. then again I imagine she's also 10 in the movie, like the character is 10, but 10 year olds cant act so
Anonymous
movie came out 2007 and she was born 92
>>35381 #
Anonymous
>>35380 #
yeah thats what im saying, they're supposed to be 10 but the actors are 14 and 15 respectfully
Anonymous
>she was bronze/silver, then got stuck in gold for an act, then she ranked up to diamond and then they added ascendant and now she is stuck in ascendant
>>35383 #
Anonymous
>>35382 #
we have already discussed how gold and immortal 2 is the same lobby with a different badge. she is mid af and you could 1v1 her bro. believe in yourself.

you're better at valorant
you're better at swedish
you're better at juggling

you win these
Anonymous
I'd wager that the 2nd one is true and the 3rd one is probably true given women's motor function track record
Anonymous
I didn't hear that one yet, are women worse at juggling? Or motor related functions in general?
Anonymous
and valorant is all about hand eye coordination, so you'd own that fraud. she's likely only good at staying calm because she's using SSRIs (steroids for valorant aim)
Anonymous
They really do get the short stick in every single area of life don't they...
>>35392 #
Anonymous
they have a bigger stick than me
Anonymous
>We then tested the robustness of our fist results with a second cohort of new
UH OH, TYPO ALERT, study disregarded.
Anonymous
says you
Anonymous
>>35388 #
yeah, imagine being born a woman and being weaker, slower, uglier, having a smaller dick AND getting periods every month. no wonder so many girls are going MTFTM
>>35394 #
Anonymous
women are the serbians of gender
Anonymous
>>35392 #
Well, at least the third point is debatable

Also this study was made to piss me off, they rotated histograms by 90 degrees clockwise for no fucking reason, is this a tiktok video? Am I supposed to rotate my phone that I'm reading the research paper on?
Anonymous
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I literally use this Sayako dancing clip in every edit. She's so goated fr.
its not finished and probably never will be
>>35397 #
Anonymous
please laugh at the joke i included in the edit
Anonymous
>>35395 #
At least you're feeling like editing I've lost all my creative drive since nemuru news broke
Anonymous
I have this crazy edit in mind and I was thinking of doing it before new years but I think Ill have to do it some time january instead, I cba doing all the pre-work in photoshop and shit
Anonymous
swedengirl is smurfing in pisslow (asc1 lobbies)
Anonymous
>50k followers streamer just showed up in her chat
yeah its over for the smallfry
Anonymous
im gonna snipe her stream and then cheat by looking at her map and win rounds
Anonymous
>snipe her stream
think youre a bit too low rank to do that lil bubba
Anonymous
dont call me lil
Anonymous
ok wide nigga
Anonymous
thought I would be inclusive of your trans-mass identity but I guess not
Anonymous
streaming deathmatch for 5 hours straight until i top frag
twitch.tv/streaming
Anonymous
i came 4th ๐Ÿ’€
Anonymous
bad
Anonymous
i got 3rd in the next one
Anonymous
I thank the heroes that seed torrents. I could never be like you
>>35421 #
Anonymous
If you think about it logically seeding is the ultimate cuck. You are literally devoting part of your internet to helping other dudes download porn to jerk off too. You are LITERALLY helping other dudes jerk off and not getting anything out of it.
Anonymous
people that seed actually get access to private trackers and stuff
>>35413 #
Anonymous
>>35412 #
>hey, you're the guy who seeded Milf Titwank XII for 17 months straight right?
>here, an invitation to a private tracker
Anonymous
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>doubleclick setup.exe
>this starts playing
vgh... home
Anonymous
>Optional OST in MP3 format added (89 MB), thanks to an anon on 4chan
sovl
Anonymous
>the song reaches it climax as the game files are verifying, finishes playing and the second after full silence has fallen on the battlefield - the file integrity returns "All files OK"
so much sovl
Anonymous
sovl?
Anonymous
about to eat a donut
wish me luck
>>35419 #
Anonymous
>>35418 #
only 1? hah, good luck resisting having another dozen!
Anonymous
sorry in my country people only buy like 3-4 to feed a family
Anonymous
>>35410 #
I don't pay for bandwith usage and my isp is not bothering me so I just seed whenever I finish downloading, at least to 2.0 ratio but sometimes more depending on if the torrent is something small and interesting. It's just common courtesy I guess.
Anonymous
>game character (girl) says "I love you so much"
>feel sad
what causes this?
>>35424 #
Anonymous
that donut was not good cant believe anyone would eat more than 1 of these
Anonymous
is there a better feeling than a shit shower shave
Anonymous
>>35424 #
no I dont play bad games
Anonymous
new acid on the tokpage new acid
Anonymous
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I advise you: do not open this spoilered image if you are an acidposter. It will scar you painfully.
I repeat: do NOT open this spoilered image if you have a weak heart, are pregnant or have any acidtoks saved on your personal computer.
>>35481 #>>35429 #
Anonymous
man why did none of us think of that
I thought we were supposed to be intelligent and unracist people?
Anonymous
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they've been dating since april of this year at the very least, so it isn't out of nowhere. eh, I'm happy for acid, if she's got a bf and she's happy, at least she's not ftm
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7318512184617700641 โ˜† #KIRUMITOJO !! ACID OWNING A CANON COSPLAY!!! #cosplay #danganronpa #danganronpacosplay #kirumitojocoplay #drv3 #drv3cosplay #cosplayer #cosplaygirl #cosplayergirl #a_264.mp4๔€„ฉ๔€‚บ๔€‰ฃ
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This is it. The final acidpost, both of 2023 and of life in general. We acidposters had a good run, there's been some good toks. Alas, due to reasons that I will not write unspoilored, lest the faint of heart suffer from a serious heart attack, I cannot see any of us posting acid ever again.

She finally got a full cosplay, and yet she lost everything else.

Goodbye Acid, you've become Basic.
>>35437 #
Anonymous
Dear Friends I will be gone for the weeks so Happy New Year in advance.
>>35434 #>>35436 #
Anonymous
>>35433 #
You too Nekker, you too.
Anonymous
but seriously how can he be a zoomer and still retarded enough to have his fucking legal name as his tiktok name, I thought kids that grew up with apple iphones were smarter than this. At least his name isn't something like Gonzalez Xavier-Rothstein, y'know? Not because I hate spanish people, I had a teacher called gonzalez once, couldn't stand the guy, he was TOO spanish, hard to understand his accent. Y'know? What's worse was after that we had a spanish teacher from liverpool. So combine a foreign language with this guys retarded as fuck scouser accent, no wonder I barely passed spanish and can't speak a word of it.
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7316265879287745825 โ˜† #JUNKOENOSHIMA !! Happy Holidays!! #cosplay #danganronpa #danganronpacosplay #junkoenoshimacosplay #junko #junkocosplay #xmas #xmascosplay #christmas #xyzbca #christma.mp4๔€„ฉ๔€‚บ๔€‰ฃ
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>>35437 #
nothing much tbh I was just being a bit overdramatic because its funny to pretend to drop a tokfu when they have a bf. I've literally never seen the dangan character she's cosplaying there though, it's from v3 and I guess all the popular dangans like Mikan and Junko fucking Enoshima and Chiaki are all from earlier games.

Her having a fully bought cosplay instead of paper wigs and closet cosplaying is a teeny tiny bit sovless though. Acid's stuff was always nice because it wasn't the same cosplay literally everyone else had. She probably got it for christmas I assume, that's nice though, a cosplay is a nice gift
Anonymous
so youre not actually dropping her?
>>35440 #
Anonymous
>>35439 #
yeah no obviously not. I didn't drop Remy when he admitted he was trans, admitted he had a bf, admitted he had another bf, admitted his bf cheated on him and then admitted he's still attached at the hip to his ex-bf who cheated on him multiple times.

Why would I drop acid for something very relatively 'normal' for a 18 year old girl?
Anonymous
but you dropped reki for posting bikinipics
also you never mentioned a bf in your "im dropping acid" post, just that she had "lost" something and become basic (even though that was probably just a play on words), that could infer that you had just grown tired of her
>>35442 #
Anonymous
>>35441 #
If you look at the spoilored posts above it's clear I was referring to the bf thing.
The basic thing was just a bad play on words though, as we don't call the opposites of acids bases in the UK, nor.. in europe? I think it's called Alkali in europe too right? chem majors?!?!?!

>dropping reki
What Reki is doing is something that I don't support. Her getting a lewder patreon tier potentially and seeming to focus more and more on that, even adding lingerie to her amazon wishlist explicitly for patreon. I don't like that content from her and it's not because I'm entirely morally opposed to lewd cosplay images, it's whatever, some people do it really well, but Reki just doesn't. It's the Bonbi problem, where like when Bonbi's patreon and now onlyfans has gotten explicitly lewder and yet she still doesn't know how to take 'sexy' pictures of herself. Reki is cute, she can be cute, she doesn't come across as sexy in any of her patreon stuff, it's forced. it's as forced as Ari's dancing, if you recall that old meme.

What do I want to see? More tiktoks, more posts on her instagram, her cosplaying killjoy again. But these things don't make her money. She unfortunately is able to earn like 200 euros a month taking approximately 8 poor quality images of herself in something that could kind of be called cosplay.

It's lazy and I hate it most of all because it's reflective of me. I am a lazy individual, I do not work hard, I scrape by on the bare minimum of effort in my studies and I should be doing better. I dislike seeing someone that I admire also being human, and being lazy, and doing the cheap way out. If Reki did the patreon stuff better, I still probably would be cancelling my subscription because she doesn't post often enough to justify the money, but also I'd at least appreciate it for the artistic value and the effort being put in. At the minute, I cannot unironically say there is much vision in what she does on her patreon.
>>35444 #
Anonymous
no, its called acids and bases, lewis acids and bases as well (though those are different from the standard definition of an acid and a base)
an alkali is just a basic substance that dissolves in water to produce hydroxide ions (OH-) (which kind of is the definition of a base, so Iguess theyre synonyms but we were taught the word base and basic when I studied chem both in english and in swedish)
from wiki
>In chemistry, an alkali is a basic, ionic salt of an alkali metal or an alkaline earth metal. An alkali can also be defined as a base that dissolves in water.
so not exactly 1:1 but the 2nd definition is basically 1:1
Anonymous
>>35442 #
but thats what I mean, you could drop reki for moving her content in a way that you do not enjoy her going towards, so it wouldnt be out of reach to assume you could drop acid for similar reasons, reasons such as "[losing] everything else". This is the underlying reason for why it isnt obvious that you arent dropping her, plus the fact that you are incredibly wishwashy on many things you say so its hard to take your word for fact nor disregard them as jokes more times than not (e.g. "Im streaming this tomorrow (Harumi thing) and then THIS overmorrow (dragonballz thing))
>>35445 #
Anonymous
>>35444 #
I sound my posts out in my head and I can hear my voice being sarcastic but it doesn't translate well :/

It's not just dropping her for the patreon stuff, it's a lot of things. I don't really like the cosplays she seems to like, I don't really like her direction on patreon, I don't really like her inconsistency in posting, I don't really like how much money I've spent on her in the last year, I guess I'm just waiting for her to post some toks that I really like again, then I'll be right back on the Reki Train. The other day when I was posting her older stuff I liked it a lot. So it's more of, not that I'm dropping her, more like, im putting the reki on hiatus until she makes good toks again, which will be as soon as she cosplays killjoy :D or fade, fade is really pretty too and she has the cosplay??
Anonymous
Unfortunately for the both of us, I am not in your room. This means that I cannot tell that you are being sarcastic from the way you enunciate words
When I read the post I could obviously understand that it could be sarcastic but having read your posts for several years, you never know
>>35447 #
Anonymous
>>35446 #
That's not unfortunate. I don't want you in my room.
Anonymous
wtf?
Anonymous
you are the gayneko. I would be in danger.
Anonymous
this could be us but you tripping
[YouTube] ???
My room, my room, my room with me
Every night you were in my room
My room, my room with me
I guess I can't state my feelings too soon
I don't know you
And I can't put no threats in the air
Anonymous
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To add onto the patreon thing, pic related is from Shrivix, someone Reki follows and likes the posts of, she's mutuals with her. It's the same fucking thing. It's one person, wearing cosplay, taking pictures of themselves in their bedroom, but Shrivix actually has lighting, and is standing up, and has thrown a sheet over the wall behind her for a backdrop, and this can't have taken more than 10 minutes to setup but already makes it look better and higher effort than anything Reki has done on her patreon, which looks like her lazily taking selfies on her bed... because that's what it is.
>>35452 #
Yes, she has very large tits. I uh, follow her for the high quality wigs and the uhhh, scene direction in her toks.
Anonymous
big big big big jessu.mp4
>>35451 #
Anonymous
big hips too
Anonymous
does shrivix have good toks? I dont know if shrivix and valiant are two different people just from name
>>35455 #>>35482 #
Anonymous
I remember valiants face, she is the person who would look decent in a lara croft cosplay
>>35457 #
Anonymous
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They've got very different body types.
>>35456 #
Yeah, she'd fit a Lara Croft, unfortunately zoomers dont know who that is.
>>35458 #
She edits her own instagram images, and her own toks. She overedits. One of the tiers on her patreon is access to all her photos before they're edited.
Anonymous
that picture is horror, who edited that? the colours, saturation and shit are all wrong
face looks mad
>>35457 #
Anonymous
oh right haha, i remember you mentioning that and its kinda funny
good source material if youre a beginner colour editor but also a shitty source since youre probably better off actually subscribing to someone releasing professionally taken raw images with good equipment
>>35460 #
Anonymous
Do you, based off of how Valiant looks, think that she would be a fun person to hang around?
>>35462 #
Anonymous
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>>35461 #
Based off how she looks? Yeah sure.
Having followed her on instagram for like a year? No way, I would actively avoid being around her, she seems very annoying.

Remember the bisexuals don't exist shitty song guy? She reposted his reel on her story. She reposts tons of cringe 'nerd' humour daily, like 20+ story reposts a day, it's too much. 1/3rd of it is just cringe d&d humour that I saw 10 years ago. I hate new d&d I hate new d&d I hate new d&d they're just repeating jokes that were tired when I got into the hobby. Now I know how B/X grognards from the 80s feel, these darn kids.
Anonymous
>She reposted his reel
lol. lmao.
the vibe I get just from how she looks is that she's incredibly bitchy, catty and a meangirl
>cringe nerd shit
not what I had expected but I guess it makes sense
>>35464 #
Anonymous
Bryn? Now thats a failed child actor with an ego. Man she is an annoying brat, and not even the type of brat you want to tame
>>35466 #
Anonymous
>>35465 #
The worst part about Bryn, and I think she probably realised this when she was about 14, is that she is much much worse looking than her sister.

At that point, honestly, what options does she have left in life? She was mogged by Nat eternally. and I'm not even a big nat fag but it's true.
Anonymous
yeah that mog is brutal. I get how, if your sister was an 8 or something and you were a 6-7, you could survive on that and not be too upset/resentful but Bryn is straight up just ugly. Symmetrical, perhaps, but ugly nonetheless
Plus, Bryn sings like shit, is a midget and has nothing else good going for her. Think shes going to a shit uni as well
Thank god for being born in a good and rich family and having mama's and papa's connections or else she wouldve.... been just fine because she is a woman. blackpilled again
>>35468 #
Anonymous
never played a bethesda game, fortunately
>>35470 #
Anonymous
I have not missed anything
Anonymous
I
Anonymous
I drank a soda a few hours ago and now im so incredibly thirsty
I hate sodas
Anonymous
imma go do that now, did it earlier today but havent since earlier today
Anonymous
also wow your hair looks so good in that pic neko
>>35477 #
Anonymous
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Whilst you do that I will post cute valiants. Which is easy to do because she is objectively very pretty so all pictures of her are cute.
>>35476 #
I'm happy to say my hair has never been THAT long. It got to the bottom of my neck once and I had the sense to cut it, since then I've scaled back a lot and now if my hair is fully covering my ears I do something about it.
Anonymous
yummy water, I dont feel thirsty nor do I have that weird sugary feeling in my mouth anymore
Anonymous
>>35428 #
I am deleting ALL of the acid toks on my computer as I write this post, it's OVER!
Jk, I hope she's happy. Maybe it'll also positively affect my sanity knowing that she's taken, instead of having some delusions condense in my mind for no reason.
Anonymous
Strange vibes from the nat/bryn posts...
>>35486 #
Anonymous
this toxic tenshi stream is wilding, she's top fragging and their bottom frag jett is saying "gg ez game because we have woman on duelist, go play kitchen"
Anonymous
>>35484 #
You might be reading too much into them neko, I've read them and they seemed... Fine I guess? I don't really care about either bryn or nat but it's not like I'm going to try stopping someone from discussing them.
>>35487 #
Anonymous
>>35486 #
Read them again....something deeply evil is dwelling under the surface....
>>35488 #
Anonymous
>>35487 #
I can see how you can interpret them that way, I've read them again specifically because of your post. I will not do that though, I give nekos benefit of doubt/am charitable in interpretation as much as I can.
>>35490 #
Anonymous
not to brag or nn but I got enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year
>>35491 #
Anonymous
>>35489 #
What about rest of the next year?
>>35490 #
Sorry, I was never there during 2chen era, can't know what you're talking about. I mean I can guess what you mean but it doesn't clarify.
Anonymous
>I was never there during 2chen era
Is this possible
Am I a boomer oldneko senior
>>35494 #
Anonymous
I just read the bryn/nat posts and I dont see whats weird about them (I wrote some of them)
Anonymous
>>35492 #
I was there during /wsg/ era, I just kinda... Took a short break from tiktok... For 3 years lol
Anonymous
i was there at the dawn of bbg
Anonymous
I was there back in 2018 when the ricardos invaded
I didnt stay tho, that shit was so boring
Little did I know what I would start doing 24/7 a few years later
>>35497 #
Anonymous
>>35496 #
>ricardos invaded
I've made ricardo edits back then, probably 2018/19 somewhere around that time.
>>35498 #
Anonymous
>>35497 #
now that ive got your attention, tell me what about the bryn posts was weird
>>35500 #
Anonymous
>our instalock sage is openly flirting with the top frag chamber in voice chat
i hate being 5'8 and a voicecel
Anonymous
>>35498 #
I am the second neko, the third neko said the posts were weird, I've said they seem fine.
Anonymous
RAAAAAAAAAAH I am FURIOUS I will torch this realm in HELLFIRE
>>35502 #
Anonymous
Nekos is savage, nekos is monsters
Nekos is pimps, nekos is playas
Til nekos have daughters, now they precautious
Anonymous
>>35505 #
this is literally my mental
Anonymous
anyways what happened to deluga99 or what his name was
check lima news
>>35508 #
Anonymous
the irony of a brit (ohhpinkk) asking someone "ireland? irish? are you ireland?"
Anonymous
120 120 120 120 120 120 120 120

ALL I DO IS FUCKING HIT 120
Anonymous
do the counting strat with 4 bullets
Anonymous
i played well in death match but then in game im just iggy you know
Anonymous
>>35513 #
close 2nd and by close i mean not close at all
Anonymous
i just hit a sick 1vs4 clutch on lotus
Anonymous
proof?
yeah didnt think so
Anonymous
by clutch i mean i got a 4k in a round :D
Anonymous
proof?
yeah didnt think so
>>35524 #
Anonymous
just you wait lil buddy
>>35522 #
Anonymous
One time I got 2 frags in the same game
>>35521 #
Anonymous
no face no case
you stole that from /r/TopValorantPlays2023 where it was crowned the best play ever done by a deadlock player
>>35526 #
Anonymous
>>35525 #
you aren't even gonna comment on the fact that they were on an eco round so it wasnt a fair fight?
Anonymous
didnt even check the enemy eco
Anonymous
>guy hovering fade: "deadlock? really bro? ugh, we need smokes"
he doesnt know
Anonymous
we dont have aussies on neko
Anonymous
the algo keeps trying to astroturf emory on my normie algorithm tiktok account and i just keep pressing "Not interested"
will probably have to block like I had to with kay
Anonymous
kay is so fricking mid
Anonymous
shes cute but incredibly uninteresting
Anonymous
She's amazing....no doubt groomed to death on racist discords however
Anonymous
I mean, being groomed to be racist is cringe but not that big of a deal
Her shaking her ass as a 15 year old on tiktok as a result of said groomers? Not PogChampion, as they say
Anonymous
i just think she is very mid, as in, she looks like bryn
Anonymous
is kay is mid then bryn is a hellspawn
Anonymous
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"you met me at a very strange time in my life" - John Fight. (Fight Club)
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>i say hello team
>cricket noises
>girl says hello team
>3 dudes rush to be the first to say hello
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>he made a bonbi edit last night when he said he felt like editing
naurrrrrrrrr
also zoomer when where is my mind: where is my phone
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>make a post on neko
>cricket noises
>"Rekiposter" makes a post on neko
>3 nekos rush to be the first to reply
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>somebody made a fat bonbi edit
I do not know what to think about this...
>>35552 #>>35547 #
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GYdIqSnTm7318767274653928736 Making instant pasta atm ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ ( thank you clover for letting me borrow your wig and hat ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿฉต ) #fyodor #fyodordostoevsky #fyodorcosplay #fyodordostoevskycosplay #cosplay_2.mp4๔€„ฉ๔€‚บ๔€‰ฃ
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I can't decide if I really like this tok or if it's just carried by the song.

She doesn't have enough piercings imo.
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>>35548 #
work out more
stop feeling like shit

I think I have a reasonable chance at #1
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>>35546 #
I have presumed you did not make it neko, I was more so commenting on someone actually making an edit (that might be unironic) with that footage.
>>35548 #
I don't really make those, if I'm going to improve it's going to be gradual and proper, not a hail mary. I guess you can count my commitment to working out as often as possible that I've started like 3 months ago.
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>>35260 #
the difference between these two clips is so hilarious and I dont know how he changed mood so drastically in 20 minutes
>>35555 #
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Oh, I have misquoted, the first part was supposed to be responding to >>35547 #
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>>35553 #
it's simple
in the first clip he's playing Lotus, the best map
in the second clip he's playing Ascent, the third best map
>>35556 #
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>>35555 #
but didnt you rate Ascent and Lotus as the two best maps in your tierlist?
>>35557 #
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>>35556 #
Yes but upon looking at my winrates I realised
Haven > Lotus > Ascent

FUN doesn't matter. all that matters is WINNING.
Anonymous
but you said the rating was objective
>>35559 #
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>>35558 #
haha you're objectively kinda cute!
Anonymous
alcoholics on public transport have said similar things (this is my only flex)
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>>35560 #
I don't even get this
Anonymous
you say that like you expect to get such statements but havent (yet)
are you some kind of secret supermodelneko?
>>35564 #
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he's ohhpinkk maxxing irl.
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>>35562 #
That's a very generous assumption but no, though I've got a compliment from an old alcoholic lady once in a shop like 2 months ago, as a thanks for getting her her vodka from the higher shelf.
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as they say, drunk statements are sober thoughts
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im waiting for someone to say hello in a girl voice before i reply
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omg hi ^-^*
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>when she asks who has a vandal skin and you say you have sakura and she says "ew that skin is ugly"
Anonymous
shes trans
Anonymous
you're right, non-trans people love sakura. i own sakura btw haha
Anonymous
yeah thats what I was saying
and real people love the sakura skin on the vandal especially so ergo quora expo demonstratum she is trans
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>>35574 #
Isn't it quod errat demonstratum? Or something like that, I haven't written anything past QED for a long time.
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idk lol
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only if it had been a roblox game, yes
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>>35582 #
naaaaauuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrr this poster glows in the dark
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its pretty funny to me how they intentionally tried to dress Jinx up in Arcane compared to her normal league skin but she looks 100x hotter in arcane
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>>35582 #
Don't fall for his telegram lies. We should meet up irl, the best place would be Tom Segura's or maybe your mom's house.
Anonymous
no posts in 30min, lets change that. somebody post a good tok.
Anonymous
I have stashed 200 lbs of fireworks at the nekochen headquarters, see you guys there at midnight
>>35606 #
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If Nekochen had headquarters, where would they be? I'd like to think they're in Zurich. Some cute mountainous swiss town. Hoarding Nazi gold and gnomish magic.
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>>35594 #
Zurich is an orbital space station where the bankers of the sixth world live. Dragons and Elves do not go there. It is the homeland of the gnomes.
Anonymous
very antisemitic post above mine
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it's actually a reference to a video game
Anonymous
you think the holocaust is one of your vidya games? wow ok
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Ive about had it with this place. The jews have gone through SO MUCH pain and suffering and you are just perpetuating LIES and SLANDER against the already persecuted group of people? Incredible. I thought better of you
Anonymous
do i go buy something sweet #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
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anyone remember Timmy Thicc?
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>>35592 #
Remember, remember, the nekochen december. I know no reason why fireworksneko treason should ever be forgot.
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>Britainโ€™s military is preparing to launch a wave of air strikes against the Iranian-backed Houthis creating chaos in the Red Sea, raising the prospect of a significant spiralling of tensions in the region.

PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
Anonymous
just got back from the shower
feeling showered
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scientific discovery: the voices dont stop in the shower
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>>35610 #
the ones in my head that sound like me yet keep arguing with me and I end up venting towards about my frustrations in life
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>>35612 #
I do not treat my internal monologue as a separate entity neko. It's just me.
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>>35613 #
Not even when your internal monologue splits into several different personalities and start to act out their own conversations with each other, giving both queries and responses?
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>>35614 #
That does not happen, unless you mean an internal dialogue between imaginary parties, which I do partake in sometimes but it's still me, just imagining the dialogue.
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>>35614 #
Having a conversation with yourself, doing both the question and response I feel is very normal. I have done that my entire life. I frequently think like I'm speaking, at the pace of speaking too with pauses as I think over the words to mentally speak
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>>35617 #
Why would it? It doesn't seem to stop ever for me. Well except for maybe the situations where I am extremely deadass tired and I kind of blank out of existence for prolonged amounts of time.
Anonymous
sometimes you must test the obvious to see if the theories hold true
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>>35619 #
Truly a scientific neko amongus
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it feels like al
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abbles stream for new years eve? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
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I am super hyped, this definitely will happen because 8ball said it will. :D
Anonymous
She sips the coca cola, she can't tell the difference yet.
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>>35625 #
>She sips the coca cola, she can't tell the difference yet.
what does the lyrics MEAN
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>>35626 #
Isn't it kind of obvious? I mean unless I'm mistaken he's drugging her.
>>35637 #
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๐Ÿ’€
I thought he bought diet coke instead of regular
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>>35629 #
I don't think your vision can get blurry from diet coke, unless you have some kind of aspartam allergy or something.
>>35631 #
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>>35630 #
I NEED REAL SUGAR SO BAD, I GET DIZZY AND SICK IF I DRINK THAT NO ADDED SUGAR CRAP
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>>35631 #
Well, the other option was diabeetus but I didn't want to be insensitive and mention it instantly.
>>35633 #
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>>35632 #
I have a friend that has diabetes and he's american so he has to pay a ton every month for insulin, it seems crazy to be american
>>35634 #
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>>35633 #
Land of the free, home of the paying for medical healthcare if you're unlucky.
>>35635 #
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>>35634 #
im lucky that i live in the uk and i never need healthcare because even tho its free with the nhs waiting lists these days, am i right? haha
>>35636 #
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>>35635 #
No idea but I don't doubt if I've got anything remotely rare, or even just lifethreatening but requiring mostly immediate attention and not in 6 months I would probably die.
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>>35628 #
or that shes so drunk that instead of being given another vodka cola she just got coca cola and cant tell its not alcoholic
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>>35637 #
This one is wholesome, I like this interpretation. He's trying to make sure she doesnt get too drunk :)
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>>35637 #
Well, I know only one other song by Elderbrook - Could, and I just extrapolated what would be the most probable.
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I hate listening to the advice of women. No I am not sexist
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>>35640 #
Now that you mention it, I dunno if I ever got any good advice from a woman. That's really strange, they should be good at something. No, wait, I've got it, once a girl from my job told me that I should get my allergies in check since I'm being very stubborn in not taking care of it, that would be good advice, even if a little obvious.
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>>35641 #
Yeah, its strange
I, with my newly showered hair, was told "omg you should try this new hair oil I bought, you just rub it into your scalp and your hair becomes so smooth and nice smelling"
so I entertained the idea and tried the oil. First impression was that it smelled a bit like melon candy but then as time went on it started smelling more and more like sushi and made my hair all greasy and gross feeling. Even post 2nd shower I dunno if I have gotten it all out and its going to bother me for days if its still there
>Get my allergies in check
she told you to just stop being allergic? yeah thats totally good advice
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>>35642 #
Well, it can't stay in your hair forever, but you have my condolences neko.
>she told you to just stop being allergic?
Nah, I totally abandoned treatment because... It's not that bothersome I guess, even though I should have at least some medicine to manage immediate effects in case of prolonged exposure, since it can be almost deadly.
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>>35643 #
What are you allergic to and what kind of treatment is there?
I know stuff like bee allergy cant really disappear or be lessened through treatment, you're more or less at the whims of your own body just getting better at handling it, but I know you can take allergy vaccines a few times over like 2 years to get rid of some allergies like shellfish or w/e
>>35645 #
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>>35644 #
Mites, dogs, cats, bunnies, just hairy animals in general I think.
Mild symptoms are just having a constant stuffy nose, but if I get a prolonged exposure to rabbits for example I get asthma, the longer the worse. It can get bad enough for me to be almost unable to breathe, although I haven't had that in years at this point since I'm pretty good at just evading the need to stay with animals in one house for long. Basically I just should have an inhaler (steroid one? I dunno) for that just in case.
>I know you can take allergy vaccines a few times over like 2 years
Yea, I was doing that for a while, like 1.5 years, maybe 2? It really helped a lot and mitigated most of my symptoms, I just kind of stopped because I was moving for uni and it was a big hassle and I was (and still am) very stupid.
>>35647 #
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New Years Eve. Level 19, one game away from hitting rank 20
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>>35645 #
Ive got that allergy as well, only one that Im aware of myself having though to a much lesser extent than you do
Im not around enough bunnies or rabbits to know what thats like but whenever I am around cats I end up getting stuffy and sneezing, itchy eyes and my skin starts being itchy as hell so I just end up itching my scalp or face and stuff
Somewhat of an issue given that my best friend has like 4 cats (started off with 1) and keeps getting more of them with time but the symptoms come and go (or cleaning the apartment before I show up seems to help, no idea which) and anti-histomine tablets can hold the symptoms at bay for like 2 hours before I need to get going again
Ironic thing is that Ive had pets my entire life, cats and dogs etc. My parents knew about my allergy (to animals but specifically cats) before we got cats and it wasnt until after they died that they went back, looked at pictures and went "oh right, that explains why you were like that back then"
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>>35647 #
>"oh right, that explains why you were like that back then"
Yoooo that's kind of fucked up... Though my parents knew and still know about my mite allergy and don't really care that much, that's a little harder to mitigate though.
Thankfully I'm not having it as bad as you, theoretically, as in I literally just get the stuffy nose and the asthma, on the other hand the second symptom can get bad enough to the point of hospitalization (happened once in my life) so it's a tradeoff.
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GYdIqSnTm7253126269057977605 uhhh star meeting #aikotanaka #aikotanakacosplay #goodnightpunpun #goodnightpunpuncosplay #oyasumipunpun #oyasumipunpuncosplay #boanoitepunpun-264.mp4๔€„ฉ๔€‚บ๔€‰ฃ
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>>35648 #
I assume they kinda just forgot that I had it since my symptoms only showed up when I visited the neighbour (who had several cats) and I was the one who wanted the cats when I was younger
They likely also assumed that me having stuffy eyes was just how I looked or something, until after the cats were dead and they looked back on pictures (but as I said, my symptoms werent that severe and it was more of a minor inconvenience that mostly only showed up when I was face deep in the cats fur and they were rarely in the house anyways back when I lived on a farm)
I am allegedly allergic to dogs too but I havent noticed any issues there and I still have dogs to this day so i dunno
>Thankfully I'm not having it as bad as you, theoretically
I'd wager that, given that you had to/wanted to get treatment for your issues and I didnt have it bad enough to even consider a way to lessen the issues until I was like 20, my symptoms are relatively minor comparatively
They pass after like 15-20 min of being in fresh air so usually just walking out on the balcony helps me whenever I visit a cat owner
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>>35649 #
>I am allegedly allergic to dogs too but I havent noticed any issues there and I still have dogs to this day so i dunno
Well, I would say that symptoms may come and go pretty much, depending on age, your style of living etc. I've found out that working out regularly really helps me for example, like it literally is the difference between having a stuffy nose most of the days and clear one for prolonged periods and I guess not having as bad of an issue with my lungs having to work overtime.
>They pass after like 15-20 min of being in fresh air
Yea I'd love that, I've had a person I've visited last year a few times because it was fun to hang out and he was a bunny owner. Sometimes after a few hours I've had it pretty bad, bad enough to take a few hours for my lungs to stop bothering me actively. I think I'm way too stupid and stubborn sometimes while I read that.
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Anyway, here's to hoping for another year of cute toks and lovely nekos on nekochen the home of the nekos. I'm sending it now in case I get very drunk and pass out before I do.
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she's just like me...
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My ex made an appearance in my dream. It was some odd scenario where another girl, a brit of some kind, had asked me how tall I was and I responded with my height in cm. "Yeah Idk what that is", they replied with me responding with it in feet and inches to soothe the aching mind of the anglo infront of me. At this point, the brit told me that I should write _____ (cant remember what) on the back of my sweatshirt, when my ex showed up and said that I should actually write "My Man" on it instead. This made me physically cringe in the dream and I woke up shortly after feeling somewhat disgusted.
Proven scientifically, of course
>>35658 #
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Skye made an appearance in my dream
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>>35656 #
>I woke up shortly after feeling somewhat disgusted.
I wonder what's up with that, like our brains creating scenarios where we're so shocked or stupefied that it literally jolts us awake. Also I get those kind of dreams sometimes too, though not about my ex for some reason.
>>35659 #
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>>35658 #
Yeah, brain's doing a little trolling by purposely putting us in scenarios it knows that we wont like
So ist das leben tho
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>>35660 #
If you were truly addicted you would pull off 16 hour shifts like the famous streamer/supermodel Ohhpinkk
Anonymous
Ohhpinkk streams are what Epstein played to the kids on the plane to get them to fall asleep
Anonymous
>when he just stands there with his knife out looking at the bomb because he has no time to defuse
unironic kino scene
>>35682 #
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guys will get stats like this and then say "my team is bad thats why i cant rank up"
Anonymous
those are good stats aside from the shit win% but it also looks like some tosser who just keeps lurking and losing the games
>>35667 #
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>>35666 #
he said on the last round that he's smurfing and intentionally just loses a few games so he doesn't rank up. When he played good, he'd get an easy 3K, then on other rounds he'd just... like hold a back angle and have bad aim to throw
>>35668 #
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>>35667 #
yeah that sounds like someone who is smurfing but not by a lot and if he kept winning just a few too many games he'd be back in his peak elo and be stuck playing against people that are just as good or slightly better than him (which is the cause for him smurfing, he can no longer win in his home mmr)
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>>35668 #
>not by a lot
i mean, he does have a pretty good K/D even considering he's throwing games. im plat 1 (have i mentioned this yet?) so im assuming he's probs like immortal
Anonymous
1.43 kd when youre throwing is not immortal level
if you were immortal you wouldnt be smurfing in plat, you'd probably be a mid diamond peaker
>im plat 1
wow you havent mentioned this, thats crazy i didnt know we had pro nekos on this site! :o nice!
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>>35670 #
i dont know if you know this neko but the average k/d is 1.00 so 1.43 is very very abnormally good
Anonymous
If we're flexing with ranks, I think I was like silver 5 in cs last time I've played.
Anonymous
going 14/10 average wow thats so crazy... almost like you lurk all the time in a rank that youre not supposed to be in
>>35674 #
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>>35673 #
if its so easy cow come you dont do it
Anonymous
look at my stats when I was playing in silver
Anonymous
yeah even i got out of silver rank so thats not saying much. i hit a 1vs4 clutch on lotus in a gold lobby.
Anonymous
exactly
Anonymous
what im saying is he would intentionally throw his k/d too, i checked his tracker and he regularly got like 2-3 kd games, then had stinkers and got like a 1.1 just to make him look less sus, because valorant doesnt ban smurfs.
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he had a day where he played in a 5 stack, they all just fed deaths and surrendered at 5
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>just to make him look less sus, because valorant doesnt ban smurfs.
this makes no sense, a non sequitur
Anonymous
looking at dragula99's stream, im pretty sure I could get like a 4kd game in these lobbies, these players are actual bots
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>>35664 #
Like all nekos I simply try to defuse it anyway so that it looks like I'm doing something, losing my vandal in the process
>>35683 #
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>>35682 #
do you also scream down the mic to make it defuse faster?
>>35684 #
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>>35683 #
Why yes of course. I also switch to my knife while rotating so my 1 spectator knows I'm going as fast as I can (shot instantly turning a corner)
>>35685 #
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>>35684 #
I switch to my knife so I can show off my knife skin. I didn't know it makes you run faster
>>35686 #
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>>35685 #
It doesn't but subliminally it makes you push down the forward arrow harder
Anonymous
>dragula's team finally wins a round
>it's the round where he was afk for all of it
Anonymous
>click harder
>do more damage
>>35689 #
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>>35688 #
this is how it should work, but gamer boys have uwu soft delicate hands and can't grip the mouse with a DEATH GRIPS
Anonymous
the neko above me has never held a job
>>35691 #
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>>35690 #
not true, i have had 3 paid jobs in my lifetime, next question
Anonymous
posting booty pics dont count
>>35693 #
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>>35692 #
copen. I have had jobs. but most gamers and especially most FPS losers havent, so I understand where you're coming from
Anonymous
youve got soft hands, you must be some kind of librul
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>>35694 #
my hands are actually scabby as fuck because i bit them
Anonymous
like... the palms of your hands?
Anonymous
you wouldnt get it
Anonymous
you got dermatophagia or smn?
Anonymous
lets go back to talking about valorant
Anonymous
30 minutes of dragula stream have passed and now hes listening to mission impossible metal gear music again
Anonymous
>post "nt" in chat not realising the spike is still ticking and we win anyway
time to disconnect and throw the game
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>>35700 #
It is. I had a really fun game earlier today, 4 teammates, all had mics, some good comms, some good jokes. Then the next game, one angry european that was toxic, an instalock duelist that couldnt aim, another instalock that admitted he was smurfing but was on a throw game.

I bet if I had a 5 stack it'd be great all the time.. alas........... unless...~
Anonymous
One of the great tragedies of life is that there are 5 neko valo players but they all take turns uninstalling the game for a week....the periods will never sync
Anonymous
omg what if our periods synched up haha
Anonymous
its crazy how that actually happens to girls irl
>>35709 #
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dragula got an afk ban its over
Anonymous
nvm was only a warning, if only i could read japanese i would know this
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>>35706 #
women are so interesting, i wish i knew some irl.
Anonymous
I know one, she's all right
Anonymous
i knew one but then she...
Anonymous
turned back to male? yeah that happens
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>>35712 #
lmao deadass putting those board game trannies on a watchlist on god
Anonymous
dragula on haven lets see where the real pros plant
Anonymous
>go bakck to his stream
>they're pushing B
yeah, he's bronze alright
Anonymous
>got the plant
>won the round
>danced infront of Iso as he was trying to hold an angle
YOur just jelous of him
Anonymous
notice how he's a spike cuck, the rest of his team ignores it and he HAS to take it.
Anonymous
its over, he proved his superior underheavenplant spot as the best one
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>>35720 #
in this situation it is better. Reyna was playing short. If she kills killjoy, where can she go? Deeper into short is the only place to go, and she gets walled off.
If it's in the Under Heavenโ„ข spot, she can just run around the big box and stall for time endlessly in a 1v1
Anonymous
she could do that when it was planted on default as well
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>>35722 #
yeah but she went short because the spike let her go short
Anonymous
yeah she couldve went short if it was planted under heaven as well
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>>35724 #
she probably still would have yeah...
Anonymous
his movement tech is insane
Anonymous
scientists baffled by dragula99 dropping the spike
Anonymous
he did it as bait
Anonymous
crazy how half the japanese voicelines are just putting -o or -u at the end of an english word
>spaiku droppu
>perfecto
Anonymous
why is he pulling his fucking knife out
Anonymous
so he can run faster and dodge the bullets
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>>35732 #
>become muscle mommy
transneko
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>>35732 #
>get built in a year
Is orange248163264 advocating for pinning?
Anonymous
pinning is winning
gotta eat clen and tren hard
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>>35735 #
>gotta eat clen and tren hard
I've heard this one from you already neko.
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>>35737 #
It's okay, I'll pretend it's been a year since I've heard this joke in like 2 hours
Anonymous
cant wait for the new year so I can do the patent pending "got any christmas presents this year? oh you did? wow I have to wait until December for mine!" joke
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>>35739 #
Hah, can't do that joke on me. I've got 0 Christmas presents.
Anonymous
did you know jujimufu shaved his head? 3 weeks ago apparently im watching a video on it now
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>>35741 #
Yea he did a hair transplant and a video about it. Kind of a chad move to not only admit it but also try to make it less of a taboo
Anonymous
yeah, and admitting that he was pinning for a long time
still decade-long gearheads on youtube that refuse to admit that theyre pinning
even in the mr olympia scene, but those guys are so hilarious because its so obvious that theyre lying, even to the most novice of novice lifters
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>>35743 #
>the mr olympia scene
Isn't bodybuilding basically tren city? I refuse to believe there's even 1 contestant that hasn't been pinning.
>admitting that he was pinning for a long time
Well it's kinda obvious when you look at him but I appreciate his honesty that's for sure.
My gripes are mostly with those dumbasses that are clearly pinning but are saying they are not and/or selling some shit that's supposed to make you look like them.
>>35745 #
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>>35744 #
yeah, the whole professional bodybuilding circuit is more doped up than a USSR olympic team yet all of them claim theyre natty lifters
I just have a general dislike for all individuals in the fitness / marketing sphere because they all seem like sharks just trying to sell their own shit. the only genuine person just doing it for the fuck of it (so far) is Sam Sulek
though I havent watched his stuff since like 4 months back which was coincidentally the last time I regularly worked out
>>35746 #
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>>35745 #
>they all seem like sharks just trying to sell their own shit
Yea, it is kind of a give for most of them, though I don't mind a few, Juji is pretty okay-ish, there's Magnus Midtbo (climber) and Anton Fomenko (ninja warrior stuff). The last one is really small and doesn't advertise except for maybe saying thanks for donating.
But that's all I watch and not that often either. I definitely couldn't watch someone like liver king or some shit where it's just a roided guy selling his shit to me.
>>35748 #
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>>35746 #
Magnus is all right, Ive watched a few of his videos and I like the vibe that they have (and he isnt just doing videos to advertise his Rungne chalk and stuff), my issue with him is just that he ends up doing a lot of "samey" content. Like 10 videos of him dressing up and pretending to be a newb climbing
when it comes to climbers on youtube I really like Pete Whittaker and whatever videos he is in. He's the "main guy" in Wide Boyz, makes videos with Toby Segar from STORROR when they climb sometimes
idk I dont watch much climbing but I imagine Ill get more into it as I go deeper into the hobby
>>35750 #
Anonymous
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Have you already decided what the last tok you're gonna post in 2023 is? I'm still trying to figure mine out.
>>35751 #
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>>35748 #
>I imagine Ill get more into it as I go deeper into the hobby
Probably, I mean if you know Magnus you'll get to know the scene by proxy anyway so I wouldn't worry about it. His most interesting videos are collabs anyway.
Anonymous
>>35751 #
No, whatever tok you want. I figured out what I'm gonna post. It's an edit I made that I've only posted here like once.
Anonymous
hes gonna post twitter.mp4 again
Anonymous
Now I wish I've actually worked on the edit I've had an idea for but oh well... It would be funny to post it just before midnight, an opportunity wasted.
>>35756 #
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>>35756 #
First of all it's only 90 for me, second, there's 0% chance for me to finish the edit in 1-2 days, it's just too elaborate. Well maybe 2 days but definitely not a couple hours.
Anonymous
oh I thought you were one of the two british nekos given the tok you posted, or I assume that you posted
Anonymous
in 2024 i will be a polyamarous poster, i will love and post many tokfus
Anonymous
buy a pair of inlines in 2024? #8ball (Maybe)
Anonymous
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Here's to 2024, and to Remy, I hope he's much happier without tiktok and instagram and the stress that brings.

Gnight nekos, see you in the new year.
Anonymous
faggot retards online on rocket league right now
i shouldve expected, only other faggot retards play games 30 minutes before new years just like me
Anonymous
I was angry 16 min ago but now im not im at peace
peace
Anonymous
McAfee Webadvisor. Name one more intrusive cancer growth adware-like program
Anonymous
vanguard
Anonymous
intrusive, sure I can buy that argument
at least it sits on its kernel access in the background. just had to uninstall mcafee webadvisor on my moms laptop after it kept giving popups as I was fixing shit and it was pissing me off. then it had bugged itself out that I couldnt uninstall it but had to remove the files manually and revert the web engine default back and away from yahoo with mcafee reveneu referral
Anonymous
>>35768 #
Yea? We'll see how long your New Years resolutions will last...
Anonymous
im doing no nut new year
Anonymous
Good luck, it will be very much needed.
Anonymous
light work
Anonymous
im still stuck in this shit ass fucking year GET ME OUT
>>35774 #
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>>35773 #
Yea well, now you gotta wait 365 days, 22 hours, 17 minutes and 30 seconds to get out.
>>35775 #
Anonymous
>>35777 #
hehehe america stuck in the past as usual :devilish: (chentube emote)
>>35779 #
Anonymous
>>35778 #
turns out... little dog fella
Anonymous
you know what's sad nekos?
my mom and dad are out partying but i am home on my pc
Anonymous
do you think you would be happier if you were out partying?
Anonymous
i would be happier if i had gotten invited out
of course i would have stayed home but i still want the invite cause im a lil devious
Anonymous
i feel that, i get you
Anonymous
i also wish alkeehol didnt make me so fucking sick nowadays or that i had some weed or something im listening to music and wanna super chill
but alas my lot in life is to suffer
Anonymous
i wish i didnt habitually build this "macho" persona up around myself that causes everyone to want to compete with me whenever im out drinking
i always end up drinking too much because people think they wanna one up me and I cant let down without a fight
Anonymous
i wish all these women would get off my dick already!
Anonymous
i want to go drinking in Sweden with friends :(
>>35789 #
Anonymous
im drinking cider right now
i want to go drinking cider in sweden with neko >>35788 #
>>35790 #
Anonymous
>>35789 #
what brand of cider?
dixon?
Anonymous
Boulard - Cidre Biologique (Product of France) Brut
its a dry apple cider
Anonymous
> Cidre Biologique
sounds like a euphemism for piss
Anonymous
my parents told me there was "some of that cider / must that you like" in a pantry so I went pantry raiding for a bottle
drinking it now as im playing a bit of league for fun and listening to music that makes me sad but happy and i can feel the tingling in my (area of the cheek underneath the eyes)
Anonymous
man ive been feeling like piss the last few weeks but it all suddenly changed like 8 hours ago after I showered
crazy
no im not saying i went several weeks without showering
>>35796 #
Anonymous
Who keeps posting thay gay ass dog
Anonymous
>>35801 #
i have never had pine shoots in fact i have never even heard of that before
ill see if i can find some seems like they would taste super fresh
Anonymous
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these buggers
mmmm yummy I love munching on those during spring when im out walking my dogs
just walking past a pine tree thats a bit too close to the trail and picking a few off (not too many, the tree needs those to grow new branches) and munching
idk how to describe the taste, have you eaten wood sorrel before? it kinda has that slightly acidic, a little dry/bitter/tannin sweetness that reminds most of wood sorrel but kind of like green apples minus that tangyness and strong fruit sweeetness that those have
>>35806 #
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we have these growing on the ground in forests and they taste sour but kind of a funny sour
wood sorrel or common wood sorrel, called "Harsyra" in swedish which translates to Bunny-acid
>>35806 #
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>>35804 #
>>35805 #
idk wild foraging isn't really a thing people do here, at least not anyone i know
except blackberries i have picked some of those
oh and milkweed
i guess it is a thing nevermind
Anonymous
a lot of people forage here. during the summer seasons there are lots of people (mostly middle aged family people) who go out in the forest and pick chantarell mushrooms by the kilos and many kilos at that (1kg = 2.2lb), some do it to sell it off and some do it to cook food with it but the funny part is that theres an ongoing joke that theres nothing a swede hates more than when they find someone at their mushroom place, and how people get strangely territorial over the place theyve found that grows many shrooms
also blueberries, very easy to just walk into any forest and pick kilograms of that if you want
some people forage for magic mushrooms though I dont think I know anyone that has done that
>>35809 #
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>>35807 #
it's funny you say that because about half the foraging i know about IS people looking for magic mushrooms lol
Anonymous
they have any success?
Anonymous
yeah i have a buddy that keeps trying to convince me take some with him but im scawweeddd
Anonymous
lol
who knows, maybe he's a fed trying to entrap you!!!
Anonymous
FINE ill drink too
i think i have some hard stuff round here
Anonymous
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liquor? spirits? scared chentube dog emoji
I cant handle no liqour
but people keep giving it to me during outtings, "hey neko you wanna take a tequila shot?" no not really ">hands me a shot of finnish peppermint liqour" guess im getting drunk type beat
i think we've already discussed this but do you ever get the lurking feeling that you want to abandon everyone you know like friends and stuff? I have this a lot. a call of the void telling me to do something horrible or just tell the people I talk to that I no longer want to talk to them so I can be all alone. Sure, loneliness is sad but at least its safe and peaceful
>>35819 #>>35970 #
Anonymous
This is actually going to be my year. I can feel it pumping through my veins. My cock has risen 17 degrees angle wise just typing this. Not that I'm going to masturbate, because its new year no more of that
>>35817 #
Anonymous
I would quite like to go to a warzone (note:would have, not anymore since I became normal/well adjusted with the new year). Ukraine is a bit played out, maybe Sudan would be chill. Feels a bit like being dropped into an Iron lobby
Anonymous
>>35820 #
i still love this vid
TWO cute tokkers?
in fionna cos?
lfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Anonymous
Just took 3 shots....I am never spending NYE in Bakhmut again
>>35825 #
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>>35826 #
the best end game for tokkers
at least it's not another dude that gets them its just a chick
>>35828 #
Anonymous
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I think its kinda funny having all my screenshots divided up into different folders depending on the month that I took them because it lets me perfectly catalogue what I was thinking at certain points of time
Now comes the part where this is relevant to the conversation at hand
>>35827 #
>at least it's not another dude that gets them
back around this time (or like november 2022) there was this other tokker that I had a slight minor obsession with.... until she posted a tok of her making out with this total normalfag dude and in a flash I just completely forgot about her. It was really funny and I probably wouldnt been able to remember this happening in real time without said screenshots that I had taken (of funny reaction images and shit)
actually the screenshot part wasnt related at all
oops hevc
Anonymous
>>35829 #
WAIT
WAIT WAIT WAIT
I think i member this!
I think i was the guy that originally posted her LMFAOOOOOO
Anonymous
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You probably were if you remember her
I got her from the thread and then started scraping all her stuff and posting her and nothing but her for like 2 weeks until I saw the bf and the honeymoon phase ended in the blink of an eye
>>35832 #
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>>35831 #
bro its actually crazy that was you
i think she was just one of my FYP scrapes that i posted every now and then year
>>35833 #
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>>35832 #
>bro its actually crazy that was you
I accounted for a lot of posts back on 2chen since I had nothing else going for me in my life during the few years I was there and it still lived
A lot, of course, being subjective and relative, but I did do a lot and was the result of a lot
>>35834 #
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>>35833 #
i think i was also posting a fuck ton back then too
back in them actual 2chen days
Anonymous
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hehe I just found a prank I played on the thread in one of my folders
there were 300 posts in a thread and people were complaining about something so I edited a screenshot I took (that said I had 11 posts made out of said 300) into this and said something like
>I am 33% of the thread. Any conversation you have had so far has likely been with me
>>35837 #
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>>35835 #
>>35836 #
i actually think i remember this too
then brandon would screenshot his (you)s and they'd be insane too
>>35838 #
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>>35837 #
yeah brandon did post waaay too much, with like 80% of his posts just being some random blobfish with no text attached to the post
this screenshot, however, is not edited. I think I was megumining and posting all chips and kotos one morning when nobody else was posting, leading to this high image/total post ratio
>>35839 #
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>>35841 #
yeah. a great loss. if only he couldve foreseen the future where abbles stops posting and deletes all of their accounts and had instead won the match, impressed abbles so much that they swore allegience to his (Chaz's) every beck and call and then never ended up like they did.
its over
>>35842 #
its a cool moth
Anonymous
abbles is so cute if she was a girl id date her
Anonymous
>>35845 #
another rad obsession
Anonymous
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he had some very peculiar taste, I must say
frankfurter44, nat, snuow, bryn
Anonymous
I still don't know who brandon is
>>35849 #
Anonymous
>>35848 #
as in who he is irl or just who the person referred to as / persona attached to the moniker of brandon is?
>>35850 #>>35969 #
Anonymous
>>35849 #
The latter. He's one of those characters where I logged in one day and everyone spoke as if he was a well known person
>>35851 #>>35852 #
Anonymous
>>35850 #
Some canadian guy who spent too many hours figuring out how to perfect his pedo-adjacent hobby that most likely also included real pedophilia off-site
He spent like 14 hours per day on 2chen posting the most random 13 year old girls doing the most normie dance trends where they shake their asses
Also most likely a culprit in the increased telegram-ization and child modelling forum site userbase crossover that happened in 2022
he posted those "blobfish" girls and a lot about gaming. if you saw someone talk about the game escape from tarkov that was 99% likely him
>>35852 #
Anonymous
>>35850 #
>>35851 #
his bestest buddy is the chilean that likes the gender-golemfus like max and seven and skelzio or whatver
Anonymous
isnt that bubswigger? I know he is the guy with the filenames "Scout - something_About_Audio" "Seven - Whiplash" "Hope - Dubai" and shit who likes those exact tokkers
I know chilean guy used to be (back when I posted on 2chen) a chip poster
>>35854 #
Anonymous
>>35853 #
they have those tokfus in common but chile anon posts rename files
his favorite phrase is "hell naw" and he says nigga a lot
Anonymous
oh right the chilean is too dumb to understand how to scrape plus that his internet was too bad to do it as well so he just manually downloaded files from the thread and always posted those unix filename (saved from the site) brandontoks
yeah youre right
>>35972 #
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>>35845 #
she is so leggy
leggy leg legs
legs fo days
Anonymous
she monke
Anonymous
i am doing my favorite doom spiral thing where i look at house prices across the country and cry
Anonymous
it's good in places where i know nobody and have no job opportunities and bad where i know people and could get a good job
Anonymous
your job, is it one of those where you gotta know a guy to get a good position? I wouldve imagined it to be mostly merit based and that you could (relatively) easily get a position somewhere else
but Im also assuming that theres a shortage of good people that can do that, no idea how it actually is
>>35863 #
Anonymous
>>35862 #
i just look at indeed and see nothing that really fits my job description
at least not closely im sure i could enter a different field but i dont wanna take a huge pay cut
Anonymous
>>35864 #
i am getting close to be drunk now i wanna kiss cute girls
this always happens to me!!!!
Anonymous
you only lose when you give up....
Anonymous
I never give up I give up really quick
Anonymous
classic gifter kid that was praised too much
give up as soon as it doesnt come easy
im just describing me
Anonymous
it was describing me until the "was praised too much"
i was never praised because I never asserted myself, I just did stuff last minute or not at all but finished the tests so I could get my grade but the teachers always complained to my parents that I wasnt really trying (even when I always passed)
but I mostly give up whenever I feel like the odds drop too much and its a waste of time to try for an unlikely return
like, if a game is 30% chance of winning but might waste another 30 min, not worth just go next and play another 60%er
>>35871 #
Anonymous
>>35870 #
I was insanely lazy but always got praise for being "smart" regardless which i think fucked me up
i didnt really have anything resembling a work ethic until i turned 23
Anonymous
all I got was the "you can if you try" and "neko doesnt really pay attention in class or do his homework. he is still caught up in class and doesnt need much help but we would like to see him do more at home"
but because i never needed to try to succeed I never and still havent developed that work ethic at 23
Anonymous
I BELIEVE IN YOU NEKO
BELIEVE IN ME THAT BELIEVES IN YOU
Anonymous
>>35874 #
how tall in boni
her ceiling is SO tall
Anonymous
my current guess sits at around 5'6'' purely based on the proportions and fact that she mogs all other femlets she hangs out with except for her gf
Anonymous
taller than i expected
irl i actually tend to really like tall girls despite not being a very tall man
ive dated a couple girls taller than me
Anonymous
ive never been with a taller girl (yet) but I wouldnt have anything against it methinks
Anonymous
i thought i was exactly 5 9 but my grandma kept insisting i was getting taller so we measured me again at christmas and im like 5 9 3/4 now
well call it 5 10
Anonymous
bwoah tallneko
Anonymous
but my posture sucks so really i stand at like 5'9 anyway
i have been trying to fix it but its hard
Anonymous
you are the mogger here, i kneel
Anonymous
>>35884 #
hey man close enough!
yknow what sucsk though is my dad is 6'3 and my younger brother is 6'2
wtf happened to me man
Anonymous
ah damn
Im taller than my entire family so I got that going for me but my cousin (girl) towers over me
Anonymous
maybe one day ill remeasure myself and be 5 10 too
>>35889 #
Anonymous
that's kinda a short family for scandis eh?
my family is actually very tall in general just not me :(
>>35890 #
Anonymous
>>35887 #
we shall will it into being
Anonymous
>>35888 #
yeah we're not very tall for some reason
Anonymous
actually its been kinda funny cause there has been a few guys that tell me they are 5'9 and i can tell im taller so i just though they were bullshitting and i gave em the side eye
now in retrospect they may have been right and i was just gaslighting them
Anonymous
devilish
Anonymous
fantastic fit holy moly
Anonymous
just won my game with 11-1-9 stats (K D A) whilst multitasking both league, nekoposting and throating this cider bottle
>>35898 #
Anonymous
>>35896 #
>throating this cider bottle
AYO
i wont lie i dont know anything about league i never got into it
Anonymous
>>35897 #
zoomers love they crocs man
i see zoomers in crocs all the damn time
Anonymous
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crocs are cool and if i was one to wear slippers i could see myself enjoying crocs
i like bonis cros tho, shes a croc collector of sorts and she went on this long tirade when her favourite kpop band released a limited edition croc collab shoe and their website was buggy as fuck, she was stressing out hella over the fact that she might not get her crocs (she got the crocs, ill post a tok of them)
theyre nice tbh
Anonymous
i think crocs are cute on cute girls cause it makes them look a lil retarded which is cute
Anonymous
maybe i move to brazil man
shame bout that damn language though it sounds so silly
Anonymous
Ive grown to like brazilian portuguese tbh
learned a bit of it, not much, but a bit and I like it
theres a bunch of exchange students at my school and I met this portuguese guy at the uni pub and he was pretty chill but if he was brazilian it wouldve been cooler
Anonymous
but I dont think I could handle the heat in brazil. Sure, I become incredibly depressed every winter but I would rather be depressed and in -10C (3 F? (14F apparently)) than boiling in 100F during ... winter
Anonymous
I come visit you when you live here ok?
Anonymous
also is VA virginia?
Anonymous
sippin ciders by the fire heck yeah neko
Anonymous
are white claws sugary?
Anonymous
no i dont think so
hey do get you ripped though
Anonymous
you get ripped from drinking white claws? huh?
Anonymous
oh wait i misread
or wait no i didnt
Anonymous
ripped meaning drunk not meaning muscular
Anonymous
i see
Anonymous
must be one of your dialectual sayings
Anonymous
there is like 500 ways to say drunk in american english
Anonymous
I prefer "crunked" even though I mightve invented that one i dont remember
Anonymous
getting crunk is a thing but it might mean dancing?
Anonymous
idk
Anonymous
you're a cute pick
Anonymous
one of the pics i used to have on tinder back when I had that was me with my arm out like that and an anime girl i edited in holding an opened condom wrapper
Anonymous
holy based
did you get any dates off of that

SAME i used it and matched like two people and deleted it
it's too depressing
Anonymous
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i went on 0 dates because I only had it for like 2 weeks but I matched with a lot of cute girls I can send a pic of some
Anonymous
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I died cus i alt tabbed to post this picture
I almost got a date with this girl but she was only in town to visit her sister and had gone back by the time i got her numbr
Anonymous
you cannot suffer in sweden
Anonymous
last two pics are the same girl btw
Anonymous
she cute enough man plus she has a cool hobby
Anonymous
i posted about my mate urging me to download tinder again a few days ago but im unsure if i will
Anonymous
honestly those girls ARE cute but they are also not my type
i like mousy girls with unique features
Anonymous
for me? foxy girls with "smokey" features, so sharp and contrasted stuff
idk I just like girls that look like they smoke
Anonymous
i want a tina fey
i like funny girls
Anonymous
its been a long time since I laughed with a girl and not at them
Anonymous
so thats how you get the tinder cuties you're a negger
Anonymous
I dont neg girls but i also dont take them seriously
its kind of a lighthearted making-fun-of as you would if you were the older sibling to someone as opposed to putting them down just to make them feel bad and lower their self confidence
Anonymous
yeah girls so love that shit
except this one girl at work every time i try to poke fun she takes it so seriously
i think she is used to people bending over backwards for her because she is very cute
>>35945 #
Anonymous
it doesnt translate well but my best line on tinder was how this one girl, i cant remember her bio but it was something that i could semi-relatedly ask her (as an opener) if she wanted to bang behind the monkey cage at the zoo
she replied with "So immoral!" and I replied with "cant talk about moral(s) without talking about oral"
I still feel good about that pun cus it was so funny in the moment
>>35946 #
Anonymous
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>>35943 #
yeah that shit sucks. it works really well on normal girls who have either had an older sibling and theyre used to it or didnt grow up with a pampering household AND really pretty to which they could get everything and never be told no
but in those cases it also does sometimes work idk, I dont talk enough to women to know or care. I apparently flirt with everyone just by the way I talk to people but Idont realize when they flirt with me to the point where other girls have told me "neko, you are literally in bed with a girl "reading" some of her books to her.. she wants to fuck" and I go "wait what? no way" and my heart starts racing hahahah
im such a lost cause man
>>35946 #
I uninstalled
>>35947 #
Anonymous
sounds like you're a character in a sitcom where all the ladies love you but you're so aloof that you never notice
like the opposite of johnny bravo
>>35945 #
>I uninstalled
actually the right call
Anonymous
they seem to do but I never realize it so I go unknowing
>actually the right call
I bet I could get to at least asc 1 no cope if I just grinded but i cba that game is so annoying, the people playing it on Eu servers are genuinely the most annoying fuckers ive ever had the pleasure to be in voice chat with and I have to, for each game I queue, pick my poison whether or not I have to play with the most annoying russians that ever exist (they dont speak english and scream in voice when they play bad) or play with cringey fuckers from central/west europe and these guys really deserve to be dragged into another world war
>>35949 #
Anonymous
>>35948 #
yeah the ranked grind is just soul crushing, even here
for me it's 16 year olds that are super angsty and aggressive in voice chat
Anonymous
yeah those are here as well but theyre mostly germans
the UK teens are just random wastemen somalis or whatever kind of african nationalities are gangsters over there
or maybe theyre random pale "Kent Smith"s who pretend to be gangbangers and talk in a heavy immigrant vernacular and accent
idk theyre just so cringe, just be yourself dawg stop putting up a front, the 3-18 sage instalock isnt going to date you if you act cool in a plat lobby
Anonymous
you only get the e girls if you top frag and have a nice voice
Anonymous
I can do both of those, but also very inconsistently
Anonymous
heh. kids these days
back in my day we would just grind cs or dota for 16 hours a day but now they got valarante child game
Anonymous
literally me with my 2500 CS match making games
Anonymous
i just checked valorant on twitch and kyedae is streaming
she is my valorantfu if I had to pick one
Anonymous
unlucky with the whole cancer thing and all, wish her the best
she cute tho
Anonymous
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oh yeah I had a phase like that as well. Only liked asians and then one day it poofed away
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yeah I remember her
not my kind of asian, shes got that long face asian phenotype and she looks very korean but I also cant tell (proven by the arr rook same test we took here on nekochen)
Anonymous
okay neko i think i have to call it a night i am very very tired
i wish you luck on league of legos
>>35962 #
i go to bed after test
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Anonymous
https://alllooksame.com/
did you do this test?
>>35961 #
gn neko youre doing a smart call by going to bed before new years, I wanted to do that but I realized my sleep schedule was so fucked I was never going to be able to achieve it
>>35961 #
Anonymous
yeah thats about right compared to what everyone else got, I think someone had 4 but that was the highest, spread was between 3-4 i think
Anonymous
gn friend i will dream of asian girls
Anonymous
gn tallneko
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>>35849 #
You can pretty much read Brandon as "pedophile". Not much of the meaning would change.

Also, happy new year nekos!
Anonymous
>>35815 #
>at least its safe and peaceful
Nah, at least for me it's full of hate (for myself), regret and boredom. I've tried it before and I've hated it, but then I know that my friends are overall a positive influence in my life so your mileage may vary. Just try cutting out the bad ones, they are not worth it (I've never really regretted that, well I did regret it but then I remember what they were like and forget the regret)
>>35985 #
Anonymous
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Good morning 2024 Neko.

I woke up in the night at 3am, had about 3 hours sleep, been awake ever since. Gonna stay tired so I can fix my sleepy schedule :)

Had a walk, bought some eggs for breakfast, now im gonna post clovers.
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>>35855 #
>his internet was too bad to do it as well so he just manually downloaded files
It's only tangentially related to your post, but I've written my own scraper and it works fine even though my internet is kind of spotty and it's a megabyte/s (yes, one megabyte, as in 1024KB/s), you just have to put a few safeguards and sanity checks here and there.
Too dumb to understand how to scrape is much more accurate since it's definitely possible even with a very bad internet as proven by myself.
>>35971 #
Good morning neko :) I hope you succeed in fixing your schedule and have a nice brekkie.
Anonymous
>7.8 mag earthquake in japan, tsunami warning

You'd never catch me living somewhere with constant natural disasters, you can see why Godzilla struck such a chord with them. Everybody should simply live in Britain, the temperate isle.
>>35974 #
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>>35973 #
I live in a small city that's right above a mine, though it's not really dangerous, I'm very used to slight earthquakes. You just get used to that stuff after a while.
Anonymous
Imagine living in haiti. Landslides, earthquakes, hurricanes, and haitans.
>>35976 #
Anonymous
Haiti has no functioning government at the moment. Gangs control most of the calital, including the area around parliament, and the terms of all elected officials in the country have expired without elections being held to replace them. The incumbent president is accused of assassinating the previous guy. Talks about an international coalition moving in to restore order have stagnated and there is resistance among Haitians because last time round the UN workers started a cholera epidemic
>>35978 #
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>>35978 #
Wake up Joe Biden... Wake up...
Anonymous
>>35981 #
I just posted it because look at her battery life on her phone, what the heck! 5%??? On new years day?!?!
>>35983 #
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>>35982 #
Zoomers don't know how to take care of li-on batteries. Not that it's common knowledge, I've had to educate my mom about it and she still doesn't really understand.
Anonymous
>>35970 #
I already dont have any "bad" friends who have a negative influence on my life because Ive already cut those out
I just consider cutting out even the good influences just because idk
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>>35980 #
I looked up what a lucky bag is because I assumed it was gacha shit.
No, TF2 was so successful that now even cosplay companies make lootboxes.

>one SR costume
>one R costume
bro why do cosplays have rarity rankings like a video game skin. 95 US Dollars for this? Do you know how many Vandle skins I could buy instead?
Anonymous
>>35985 #
>I just consider cutting out even the good influences just because idk
Well, as I've said it's a very negative experience, but it's up to you really. I'm not going to make you not do it neko, I just don't want to see you suffer my own mistakes.
Anonymous
I already know its a colossally dumb idea. The only reason why I've even ever considered it is because I'm ill and/or incredibly dumb
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>>35988 #
>I'm ill and/or incredibly dumb
Hey me too, that's why I've tried it lol.
Anonymous
>>35990 #
capcut is easier to use
Anonymous
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>hasn't posted a tok since last year
>her last tok lies in the caption
>satan views
yep, reki confirmed the devil, but not in a bad way, more like a "ooooo she the devil, she a bad little bitch she a rebel" kind of way
Anonymous
dont use such sexist and derogatory terms when speaking to women around me, buster, or I'll break you
>>35994 #
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>>35993 #
neko decided for 2024 he's gonna become a white knight
Anonymous
actually Im gonna be the dark knight cus im a little sick and twisted >:)
Anonymous
like THE BATMAN featuring paul fricking dano?
Anonymous
its nekos 1 year nekoversary in 18-19 days
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Anonymous
happy birthday nekochen, home of the neko :D
Anonymous
sitting in the voice chat of that one editing server just to find out what kind of people post edits on tiktok
these are the most mouthbreathing people ive talked to in a while. The type you meet in valorant games on frankfurt servers
"im edging bro looksmaxxing edging" "blud is like me bro" "hur hur hur hur (freddy fazbear song)"
these dudes sound >20
also like 90% of them are arabs
Anonymous
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I've been wondering this question for months, I am very happy this popped up in my recommended feed.
Anonymous
he must be so good
Anonymous
indian diamond is like... europe west top 200 player? i think
wow. such power
Anonymous
been watching quite a lot of valorant coaching stuff last few days
think im getting better at the game ngl
will uninstall when i hit diamond
Anonymous
dragula got toxicity warning
Anonymous
>>36009 #
Shit happens neko, you'll get back into it. Retraining is the easiest part.
>>36012 #
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>>36011 #
yeah, I know ill get back to my prs within like 2 months, just feels like shit when you cant do what you know you should be able to do but we keep on living
just need to start eating food again, havent actually "eaten" more than I've been "surviving" since summer
>>36014 #
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>>36012 #
>just need to start eating food again
This has somehow been the hardest part for me. I dunno why but I seem to barely able to digest enough of the food that I would want to eat to be able to grow.
Dunno how the fatties do it, on the other hand though I try to stay away from the slop, as in I try to choose nutritionally positive foods, while they have no qualms about eating food that has nothing except for pure carbs and fat in them
>>36013 #
NGL that sammich doesn't look that good, maybe it's the lack of seeing what's inside though. I make ones that look like that all the time problem.
>>36016 #
Anonymous
I HATE autocorrect *probly
Anonymous
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>>36014 #
Yeah, when I tried bulking this summer I realized how incredibly labouring it was to stuff my mouth 24/7 and given that I mostly did it with "real" food, it became almost a job just to keep shoveling stuff down my throat even when I wasnt feeling it. Made me feel incredibly ill whenever I looked down at my plate and realized I still had a full portion left despite being full and it would sometimes take me 3 hours just to finish the food because I didnt want to keep eating but needed to
>sammich doesnt look that good
I only want it because she's holding it. That looks like bread and lettuce, almost inedible, but it has the boni buff
>>36017 #
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>>36016 #
>it would sometimes take me 3 hours just to finish the food
Yea I couldn't. I try to keep my meals under an hour if possible. It does seem sometimes very laborious though, but my biggest problem is that I just cannot seem to process it fast enough and feel full for way too long.
>bread and lettuce, almost inedible
I hope not lol, that would be actually on the verge of inedibility.
>the pic attached
That one looks like something I would make when I was young, even has that cheap "meat" thingie that my rents would buy from time to time.
One more point towards latam being just like eastern europe just on another continent. I just wish we've had cute kino tokkers like they do.
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Tom Scott has, as of today, stopped making weekly youtube videos. He is unsure if he will youtube videos at all (that arent just uploads of his podcast and stuff)
>>36023 #
Anonymous
Good. We don't like that little southern poshboy
Anonymous
If I didn't disable this 4chan 7chan IRC that was set to appear ~15+ years in the future then 4chan users would have literally been in charge of the Swiss confederation due to Viola Amherd.
BANNED BY 'mod' FOR 1.8 YEARS FOR "His powers course through my veins"
DELETED BY 'mod'
IMAGE DELETED BY 'mod'
Anonymous
Just started my quest on trying to get my 2011 Twitch accounts restored so I can flex having an oldfag account
I have like 4 of them but when I try to send the password recovery link none of the emails arrive so I contacted support.
Anonymous
>>36018 #
I'm a noted Tom Scott hater because he has served as a template for approximately ~36.77% of British Autists. After ~2 years as an autist you have to specialise and the classes are ~Der Honheimmer, transgender goblin. ~Wikipedia Warrior, knower of useless gobshite. ~Gamer. ~Chinese.

It's not that Tom Scott is bad, it's that he ruined a generation of men who sought to copy his dress style, his manner of speaking and his assured, scripted, self confidence. Whilst Tom Scott is educated, researches his videos and has a team working with him, these copycats are just nerds that confidently and wrongly argue about things they remember reading online to sound more intelligent.

Constantly bringing up obscure, tangentially related facts isn't a personality trait, it's a โ˜†Warcrimeโ˜†
Anonymous
Wake up. Cram a breakfast into my face. Do 2 hours of aim training. Study lineups, post plants and pro level routing. 30 minutes of aim warmup in death match focusing purely on staying calm. One (1!) Game of Comp. Lose. Rematch the recording twice, once from my perspective and once more from the enemy's perspective, all the while making notes on my errors. Eat lunch. Repeat process twice more before dinner and bed. Take an ice bath before bed to help with brain muscle growth
>>36025 #
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>>36024 #
Some nekos might disagree but this is a perfect day.
Anonymous
>>36026 #
I think I like Ibuki one the best.
Anonymous
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whoops, forgot to post my rank in a while, think the last time I posted it was when I hit ~Plat 1, had a few good grinding days now I'm immortal 3, no big deal (this is me you can tell by the screenshot)
>>36030 #
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>>36029 #
Congrats neko, you are very good :)
Anonymous
>The reason we couldn't send you your password reset link was because you didn't verify your email at the time, but rest assured we will try our best to help you!
Its so fucking over Im not getting that account back
Anonymous
just got into a heated debate with a guy who kept calling my favourite valorant agent "garbage", whenever i'd cite her winrate being good at all ranks, including RADIANT, he just said that winrates dont matter. was this a major cope?
Anonymous
he's coping with "winrates dont matter" and youre coping with "all ranks" because anything below asc doesnt matter
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>>36033 #
oh no no deadlock bros, let's cope with her being the 4th best agent in radiant.
>KJ and Cypher are just better
heh, he sure felt silly when I told him deadlock has a higher winrate :^)
Anonymous
you also have to take pickrate into consideration
if someone like fade has a higher wr but also a multitude higher pickrate, that means that even people who arent at such a level of expertise at the character are able to pick her up and win with more success than a character that is likely only picked by people who are experts at them
>>36036 #
that has nothing to do with what I said, try rereading my post
>>36036 #
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>>36035 #
Fade has been in the game for 2 years, deadlock for 6 months. People will be better at fade than deadlock, just due to the time they've had to play her. Deadlock only being played by 'experts' is a cope, because there simply should be more experts for every agent other than Iso.

My post definitely responds to your point.
>>36035 #
Anonymous
youre still missing the central point of it which is the reason why your post completely misses the argument
I can overexaggerate the numbers and it will be as clear as day

Imagine you are playing a racing game and you get to pick between 10 cars, all of different stats
Car 1 has a 56% wr and a 40% pickrate
car 2 has a 58% wr and a 0.3% pickrate
the rest of the cars are uninteresting for the point of the argument

Car 1, as it has such a high pickrate, can be assumed that it gets picked by many people, even those who might not be as comfortable and in control as the best performers of the vehicle, but still end up with an average winrate of 56% overall
the people that pick car 2 are, due to the lower pickrate, likely only the people who are incredibly good at it given its high wr. If it had been a vehicle with a lower barrier to entry to perform well (i.e. it would be hidden OP), then more people would pick up on this and the pickrate would increase whilst the winrate remaining about equal

its the same with sage v deadlock for example, more people can pick sage and expect to perform at a high level (proof being her wr), even if they are blindpicking her. with deadlock, a lower population size stands for a higher share of the games played and for a greater part of the win%. this shows that the character isnt picked up as often and as confidently by people who arent good at her
>>36039 #
Anonymous
and isnt radiant like top 200 players in the region or something? if only the mains are picking deadlock and she's at 51.3% then there are probably other characters they could perform better on (such as fade) if they were as good at that character as they were on deadlock
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>>36037 #
I understand your point, I just disagree with it. I think it works if we're assuming a fairly average skill level, one where one tricking an agent would make you significantly better at them and be able to show on your impact, but these are the best several hundred players in the world, none of them are bad, nor are they picking an agent when there's a clear and obvious better choice available. These people actually talk about team comps and strategies in the pre-game lobbies. Plus, if we're going off pickrate. Deadlock has a better winrate than agents with a comparable pickrate. Those harbour one-tricks and neon-onetricks are either garbage (which, they're radiant so they aren't), or the agent's ceiling is low and so even played at peak, they are objectively worse than other agents that do the same thing.

Harbour is just not as useful as Brim or Omen.
Neon is just not as useful as Jett or Raze.
Deadlock is just not as useful as Sage.
>>36040 #
I'm saying your example assumes an average skill level
>>36040 #
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>>36039 #
>I think it works if we're assuming a fairly average skill level
For every act, the top 500 players are accepted to play in the Radiant rank of VALORANT
For every act, the top 500 players are accepted to play in the Radiant rank of VALORANT
For every act, the top 500 players are accepted to play in the Radiant rank of VALORANT
For every act, the top 500 players are accepted to play in the Radiant rank of VALORANT
>>36039 #
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>Im saying your example assumes an average skill level
>these are the best several hundred players in the world, none of them are bad
you are contradicting yourself, youre saying that theres an average skill level in radiant and then later saying that Im assuming an average skill level in radiant
>Deadlock has a better winrate than agents with a comparable pickrate
and? Ive been saying that deadlock is being played well by their onetricks, Im not arguing against that, Im just saying that she is obviously a worse character than characters meant to fill the same void that have a comparable winrate but a higher pickrate since these characters are easier to pick up and still perform at an equal level at
theres something called a mastery curve, check picrel
this mastery curve (5 years old at this point) shows the winrate for someone with 1 game on these League characters vs when they go up towards 100 games played
Im saying that deadlocks curve likely looks like this, the really good deadlock players are able to perform at a high level with her (which is why her wr is the 4th highest) but her pickrate is low because she is a hard character to utilize correctly as opposed to if you were playing something with an easier learning curve that generally performs about as good (check next picrel)
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>>36041 #
Try reading it slower.
>I understand YOUR point. I just disagree with it. I think it works if we're assuming a fairly average skill level...
>but [moves on to discuss my point]

I'm saying that YOUR point works for an average skill level.
Anonymous
>>36041 #
>but a higher pickrate since these characters are easier to pick up
I don't think radiants are picking characters they're not incredibly familiar with in their ranked lobbies mate. They're all essentially one tricks. They play a couple of agents.
>>36044 #
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>>36043 #
>I don't think radiants are picking characters they're not incredibly familiar with in their ranked lobbies mate.
you have never been above a top 15% world competitively in a competitive game, you dont actually know how often people just pick shit because "yeah this might work" in games such as these
>>36046 #
Anonymous
youve said it yourself, youre watching radiant streamers on twitch and "nobody comms except for the streamer and people just mess around"
>>36047 #
Anonymous
>>36044 #
>you have never been above a top 15% world competitively in a competitive game
not true, i was pretty good at SAP.
Anonymous
>>36045 #
No. That was about a former radiant player who is stuck Immortal this act.
Anonymous
damn you got me wit hthat gotcha, immo 3 definitely doesnt have a lot of radiant players in their lobbies because the game needs to balance out matchmaking mmr
>>36049 #
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>>36048 #
No, it has a lot of immortal players in their lobbies. They're former radiants, not radiants, the sort of guys who could've gone pro in high school with football but got old, fat and tired.
Anonymous
ok buddy
Anonymous
didnt think I would be arguing with a 16 year old on how torrenting works when their works cited are chatgpt and mine are 15 years of torrenting experience
>>36052 #
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>>36051 #
>their works cited
neko is a fricking professor asking for a reference list
Anonymous
im not reading that argument but AP was incorrect and got blown the fuck out
>>36054 #>>36055 #
Anonymous
>>36053 #
you don't even know which one "AP" was, you're just a hater, or a samefag, or numbers schizo, or a paid bad actor
Anonymous
if he didnt know which one AP was, how did he know AP was in the maths debate? thinking emoji
>>36057 #
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>>36056 #
because...

yeah you're just a hater. reported.
Anonymous
>reported.
>theres no reports submitted in the reportslog
wdhmbt
Anonymous
i dont want to fight anymore, more 2024 resolution is to be nicer to the nekos
Anonymous
me? im gonna enemymaxx this year
Anonymous
im not gonna be ur enemy. i just want to be your sweetheart, fucking come here, give me your heart.
Anonymous
oh the misery
everypony wants to be my enemy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
i know you were quoting that one shitty song there but man that post is so f ucking gay
Anonymous
man that post is so f ucking gay ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป
Anonymous
its 2024, you will be gay or you're being sent to the straggot work camps
Anonymous
2024 is the year I get a tomboy gf and leave this life behind
Anonymous
2024 is the year i get a tomboy gf/bf and keep this life
Anonymous
>i get a [...] bf
gay as usual nekogayneko
Anonymous
>>36070 #
unironically reported your post to the police, you violent transphobic criminal, dont you know your words are KILLING transwomen
Anonymous
yet another enemy added to my collection
Anonymous
>call a british guy a bong
>wth is a bong
>a britbonger
>a what????
>bro whats a bonger???
he has an arab name so I guess thats why he doesnt get it
Anonymous
oh you were talking to him? yeah
Anonymous
21 bongs on the tower 6 minutes ago
Anonymous
true true
Anonymous
my team? bad
my RR? gone
Anonymous
still plat?
Anonymous
halfway to plat 2!
Anonymous
just hit a naaaaasty 2k, call me stewie
Anonymous
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>on a bit of a win streak
>valorant decides to punish me by giving a teammate on a loss spiral
it's so over for me
>>36090 #
Anonymous
>next game get 2 people (probably females) with voice chat disabled
yep, back to the pit.
>>36090 #
Anonymous
the golden call beckons
Anonymous
nvm i stomped the next game, im in my "terror since the public school era" era
Anonymous
>playing against edaters
Anonymous
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who was the edater?
>>36087 #
oh that makes sense
this is chair's tracker, I was gonna post it because jeez, imagine playing 250 matches and having such a bad winrate. why would you even keep playing
Anonymous
.>1 kd tho so she isnt that bad (cope)
>>36089 #
Anonymous
>>36088 #
31.4% headshot % because she literally doesnt shoot unless the enemy is stood still and doesnt see her
Anonymous
>>36090 #
he did but you are also probably confusing nekos
Anonymous
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i found one of these bowls for 15 bucks in a thrift store cant wait to put it in my house WHEN I HAVE ONE
Anonymous
is that like an ornamental decoration bowl or an eating bowl? looks pretty
Anonymous
It was originally a salad bowl but it's cool lookin so i might just use it as decoration
Anonymous
imagine how fancy you would feel if you ate popcorn out of it during a neko movie night stream
>>36097 #
Anonymous
>salad bowl
i prefer the salad glove
Anonymous
i am SEVEN (7!) Valorant Coins away from plat 2.
>>36100 #
how about you factor this into your equation
*punches you*
Anonymous
"7!" is actually 7 factorial and not how you should write "seven!"
>>36099 #
Anonymous
*dodges your punch because I watched a segment of Forsen playing Mafia 2: Definitive Edition where the main character, Vito, goes to prison and learns how to dodge punches and counterattack*
Anonymous
i roll to hit #d20 (9)
Anonymous
>get a girl in my game
>shes in a 3 stack with 2 dudes
>she instalocks deadlock before I load in
i hate women so much, anyway i picked killjoy and dropped a 2k on those kids.
>>36104 #
this was last game
Anonymous
>retelling old news as if they are happening now
wth is that legal?
Anonymous
>he has gotten haven twice in 2 days
he cant be stopped he is pogging out of this rank
Anonymous
i have a couple buddies that are trying to get radiant and it seems horrific to go for
they have been grinding for like 4 months
Anonymous
are they good enough to hit it without just getting a lucky winstreak u think?
Anonymous
one of them definitely is that kid is nutso
Anonymous
ask him what he thinks about koto
Anonymous
i have a buddy that is trying to get plat 2
he's been grinding for like 2 months
Anonymous
I know a guy whos been fighting his demons
he's been grinding for like 23 years
Anonymous
ohhpinkk showing us all what a real skye player looks like right now
Anonymous
>dogs the sage wall
>throws random flashes into angles she doesnt peek afterwards
but she planted in the good spot so she is better
>>36118 #
Anonymous
>>36118 #
on haven, default spot on A
Anonymous
>he is no longer the lowest ranked neko on nekochen
I kneel
>>36122 #
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>>36121 #
thats right dog, i own you, fraud. look at match history? i roll haven, i win because i plant secret hell spot.
Anonymous
>>36120 #
>22/12
>17/11
>19/9
zamn, he kinda fragging out, and by he, i of course mean me.
ignore the game where i went 4/9, i dont know what the fuck happened
Anonymous
4 kills in 12 rounds and 9 deaths in 11 won rounds is mad tho ngl
>>36126 #
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>>36125 #
Uhhh we had no flashes, so I was using my body to flash, by running out.
Anonymous
thats not true i checked again, we had a reyna and an omen..
Anonymous
>I was using my body to flash
because looking at you singes peoples eyes? theres a very mean joke I can make here
>>36129 #
Anonymous
>>36128 #
>makes the mean joke
>says there's a mean joke he can make
wow, rude neko, let me guess, next you're gonna laugh at my wheyt
>>36131 #
Anonymous
no I said theres a very mean joke I could make there
Anonymous
reckon I can hit diamond before the act ends? I've got until Monday evening
Anonymous
>>36132 #
>it was just my sides rolling
normal people say their sides entered orbit but yours cant do that cus weight limit and gravitational pull gotttem
>>36135 #
Anonymous
>>36134 #
gravity applies to all things equally, weight has nothing to do with it. you could've said "yours cant enter orbit because they're already poking out there fatty mcchubson"
>>36138 #
Anonymous
yeah but so fat you have your own gravitational pull pulling the earth towards you faster meaning faster gravitation cus fat XDDDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE DID IT AGAIN
Anonymous
yeah but im plat 2
Anonymous
it was a joke, i didnt do that
Anonymous
>>36141 #
>all the comments are just "drop the album" "whens the album dropping" "what button do you use for team chat"
>>36143 #
Anonymous
nope
Anonymous
they all look the same to me
Anonymous
yup
Anonymous
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>>36090 #
I did uninstall, but one guy laughing at me for never hitting plat made me reinstall.. and then I just sorta kept playing. There's only 6 days left in the act and I have an assignment due in 10 days that I don't want to start so I'm just trying to do my best before the act ends and I can uninstall. By hitting plat 2 I've already surpassed the enemyneko. if I hit diamond.. well... you know what you can do with diamonds.
Anonymous
Narrator's note: Neko, after having declared his mission to reach for Diamond, never made it out of Platinum 2, where he remains to this day.
>>36150 #
Anonymous
>>36149 #
thats because I uninstalled right now right now.
Anonymous
Narrator's note: Neko did, in fact, not uninstall and legend says that he is still grinding to this very day.
Anonymous
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>go to uninstall valorant
>nothing happens
>look it up
>their anti-cheat prevents you from uninstalling
Anonymous
yeah I wrote about that when I uninstalled it. Ended up getting asscancer from the process
Anonymous
it took 20 seconds to do, just uninstall vanguard then valorant, it wasnt so hard
Anonymous
why'd you uninstall when you just 5 min ago talked about how you were going to grind for 6 days and then do your assignment
>>36157 #
Anonymous
Doesnt their anti cheat system give them ring zero access or whatever its called to your system.
>>36158 #
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7305120015701888289 mwah mwah ๐Ÿ’‹ #kafka#trending#HonkaiStarRail#kafkacosplay_264.mp4๔€„ฉ๔€‚บ๔€‰ฃ
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>>36155 #
I remembered my Nekolutions >>35549 #

And also, I had a good day today, I enjoyed all my games and my teams were pretty good. You know how rare that is? I doubt I'll have a day so good unless I play for another few months daily. Best to just quit on a high, I ranked up, I played well, and now I don't need to spend ~4 hours a day on a shitty game listening to dogshit duelists complain that "deadlock doesnt watch flank so she's a bad sentinel". Real. Last game in lobby our jett said Deadlock is a useless agent. I made him be quiet when I got vice top frag, he was top frag and got 2 aces and kinda went hard
Anonymous
>>36156 #
yeah they have kernel access to your pc
Anonymous
And the funny thing is their anti cheats dont even work.
Anonymous
Ive never seen a valorant cheater but I also havent played the game enough nor high enough rank for cheaters to exist
Anonymous
In my hundreds of hours of playing I haven't ever seen a cheater. In comparatively less time in CS:GO I saw multiple.
>>36162 #
In CSGO they did.
>>36162 #
Anonymous
>>36161 #
because you play in pisslow elo and they dont exist in pisslow elo
>In less time in CS:GO
because you play in non-prime lobbies
>>36161 #>>36164 #
Anonymous
To be fair valve just doesnt care about the problem anymore.
Anonymous
>>36162 #
I play in prime lobbies, I bought the fucking game years ago.
>you play in pisslow elo
whats your rank?
>>36166 #
Anonymous
then you play on some dookie stuff
Anonymous
>>36164 #
>whats your rank
pisslow-1
youre still in pisslow, youre just ankle deep instead of knee deep
>>36167 #
Anonymous
>>36166 #
pisslow-2, thank you very mucho and I got there all by my self, with no help, playing the worst agent, and doing shorty to radiant.
Anonymous
no, I am not gold 3
Anonymous
I dont know what the gold 3 thing is referencing, so have a good
>>36170 #
Ah, I thought it was like PISSLOW - 1
like RADIANT - 1
well i guess radiant doesnt have numbers but ya get me fam
Anonymous
you are pisslow
i am pisslow minus 1
i wasnt saying pisslow 1
>>36169 #
Anonymous
this nigga sees a minus sign and says "this doesnt mean minus2
Anonymous
i dont need to take shit from you anymore, i am a higher rank so i am perfect
Anonymous
yeah? yeah? but ur still wait xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>36176 #
Anonymous
I weigh 83kg now so if youre below that youre another W up on me
Anonymous
I want to confirm something here. All of you are playing valorant because youre trying to get girlfriends, correct
>>36179 #>>36187 #>>36208 #
Anonymous
>>36175 #
being high rank means you have a higher rapport builder for getting a gf so indirectly yes
Anonymous
>>36178 #
yeah me too, i tried getting back into it but it doesn't feel the same at all
>>36183 #
Anonymous
Wouldnt you have less access to women the higher your rank is?
>>36182 #
Anonymous
>>36181 #
yes, in the games, but if oyu go on twitter or swiftplay and say "hey babes, I'm immo 3" then they all add you and send you feet pics
Anonymous
>>36180 #
I did briefly get back into it in 2019 or something and it was fun spamming Lion and Zofia for a few hundred hours but then I dropped it
oh and Ela. I love Ela she is my r6fu (it was Ash upon release but Ash is mid and I love Ela's kit)
I might install it again cus im so burned out and have nothing else to play. I even uninstalled my only go-to game Rocket League
>>36184 #
Anonymous
>>36183 #
ash is also a jew, i liked iq lol
Anonymous
IQ is cute but her ability was so incredibly unthreatening.
>>36186 #
Anonymous
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>>36175 #
If I recall correctly, which I'm pretty sure I do, because I am plat 2.

This started approximately ~2 months ago when I brought up the idea of rizzing up egirls in valorant lobbies, myself, and several lower ranked players reinstalled the game and played separately, sometimes together. In the end, none of us found the egirl that turned into a ~Her Table, but what we did find was lots of RR and wins, well, I did at least, after all I am plat 2.
>>36189 #
Anonymous
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plus, Ash could have an acog on her gun, which was another reason for her power back in the days
but i wanted she
Anonymous
>>36187 #
>separately
typo naurrrr
Anonymous
holy shit Ubisoft has "COSPLAY GUIDE"s on their website for anyone who wants to cosplay the operators, pretty cool ngl
>Nรธkk is an attacking operator on the Jaeger Corps. She was released on May 22, 2019
yeah I stopped playing the last time about a month before this happened.
a bit of a yap but I got permabanned on r6 by Ubisoft in like 2018 after not having played the game for several years, messaged them and they were like "oh yeah shit oops" and unbanned me but never gave an explanation as to why
Anonymous
I am going to look up an IQ cosplay guide :3
Anonymous
>>36194 #
how did you know i was plat2man
Anonymous
I could see it on your plat2pรฉ
Anonymous
very bad IQ cosplay you look like a gypsy (they dress like this in germany)
Anonymous
I broke one of my 2024 Nekolutions
I said I wasnt going to eat any corn on the cob after midnight CET but... forgive me father for I have sinned
Anonymous
did you guys know that a spherical object is one of the most unlikely shapes youll encounter in nature? that means that if you are ever sent into a forest to fight a war, if you see circles then youre likely starting at a human
Anonymous
Or an alien
Anonymous
ily guys
Anonymous
gn nekochen home of the neko, have a good sleep
>mfw thinking of you having a bad sleep
Anonymous
>>35549 #
>visit the united states of america
come to
FLORIDA
L
O
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I
D
A
Anonymous
>>36175 #
I play it because im freinds with zoomers that play it
Anonymous
gmnekos i oversleep
Anonymous
Anita Maxx Wynn ๐Ÿฅบ
Anonymous
im being framed
Anonymous
>supported a month ago
>>36219 #
Anonymous
>>36218 #
yeah I guess the bild guy really likes reki, who knew?
Anonymous
I keep getting pro valorant analysis on my youtube feed, and when I watch it, since the game lacks a replay system, they're just rewatching the main pro stream. So this guy who's trying to analyse a gecko player has to not watch gecko and instead look at the little popups and the map to see when and where gecko is using his utility. It's so bad.

Imagine a competitive video game with no replay system ๐Ÿ’€
Anonymous
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Speaking of valorant...

Look at how they ruined B ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Anonymous
thats not a cry emoji thats "sob" which is used as a laughter emote strangely enough, grandpa
Anonymous
emojipedo has arrived on neko, the prophecies foretold his arrival on ~3 Jan 2024 or maybe it was ~Dec 28 2023
Anonymous
>>36225 #
>on cnn
only boomers watch the news, you just outed yourself as being born before 1983
Anonymous
>For many Gen Z-ers, the ๐Ÿ’€ emoji has become a popular replacement for conveying laughter. Itโ€™s the visual version of the slang phrase โ€œIโ€™m deadโ€ or โ€œIโ€™m dying,โ€ which signifies something is very funny. Other acceptable alternatives: the ๐Ÿ˜ญ emoji (officially called โ€œLoudly Crying Faceโ€), or just writing โ€œlolโ€ (laughing out loud) or โ€œlmaoโ€ (laughing my, well, you probably know the rest).
>Seventeen-year-old Xavier Martin called the ๐Ÿ˜‚ emoji โ€œblandโ€ and said โ€œnot too many peopleโ€ his age use it. Stacy Thiru, 21, prefers the real crying emoji because it shows a more extreme emotion and feels more dramatic. She said she couldnโ€™t even find the laughing crying emoji on her iPhoneโ€™s keyboard.
>A similar emoji, called โ€œRolling on the Floor Laughingโ€ (๐Ÿคฃ), is also no longer in vogue. When asked about that emoji over a video call, Thiru visibly grimaced. โ€œI donโ€™t like that one,โ€ she said. โ€œMy mom doesnโ€™t even use it.โ€
You exposed yourself as a millennial BOOMER
>>36228 #
Anonymous
>>36227 #
>Seventeen-year-old Xavier Martin called the ๐Ÿ˜‚ emoji โ€œblandโ€ and said โ€œnot too many peopleโ€ his age use it.
well, i have to concede, if xavier martin doesn't use it, that settles the debate
Anonymous
๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š
Anonymous
๐Ÿš’
Anonymous
too many viewers
cant jestermaxx and rizz her up
Anonymous
>kayo says "im flashing"
>tenshi immediately says "im flashing too" and runs out next to him to flash
>gets flashed because she's a retarded who looked at his flash
>dies
>she claims kayo bodyblocked her for her gun
Anonymous
its funny cus i checked the replay and she literally didnt even get bodyblocked when she died
shes insane
>>36236 #
Anonymous
>>36235 #
she hit immortal once (carried) and now she thinks the world is against her
Anonymous
even her explanation is retarded, she said she thought he'd flash deeper, but then... why does she also need to flash?
isnt tenshi american, why is she on frankfurt
Anonymous
insane she even got a kill there she missed 26 out of 30 shots
Anonymous
>she's STILL trying to explain it
lmao my one comment has her tilted for 2 rounds
>>36243 #
Anonymous
Height: 5'3
Country: England
Anonymous
the way she says "move" is noticeably british
"miuve" as opposed to the yankee "moooo-ve"
>>36242 #
Anonymous
>>36241 #
im bad at spotting british accents on account of being british
Anonymous
>>36239 #
also no she was tilted even before your comment, you didnt cause her tilt
>>36244 #
Anonymous
>>36243 #
my words have power to tilt
Anonymous
yeah thats for sure but you didnt cause this tilt
Anonymous
>what server do you recomend me to play because frankfurt is sooooo hard
Anonymous
im gonna get this dude to say hes iron 3 and embarrass himself
Anonymous
SO TRUE TENSHI SO TRUE
Anonymous
tenshi is a bumbaclaaaart wasteman, she's pagan, clapped and has no batty
she's write though, london sucks
Anonymous
yet shes higher rank than you
lost another argument its over
>>36251 #
Anonymous
>>36250 #
if I was a cute girl I'd also be able to be carried to immortal
Anonymous
>>36252 #
>instalock duelist gets out fragged by kayo
>kayo is the only one witha positive k/d in a 10-11 game
naurrrr
Anonymous
shes radiant 700rr holy
wait no shes obviously capping
>>36255 #
Anonymous
>>36254 #
>radiant 700 rr
>peak immortal 2
Anonymous
I read peak immortal 2 1144 rr so I thought she wrote that cus it had higher rr and radiant barrier was like super high that season or something
Anonymous
>can you help me with an issue?? my friend got angry with me and now I want to make up for it. should I order her some waffles or am i going to look materialisic??
what would neko do in this situation
>>36258 #>>36261 #
Anonymous
>>36257 #
>waffles
meh, i would not forgive he, it has to be donuts

But seriously buying her waffles is obviously a bribe, women would smell the desperation in him
Anonymous
>woman top fragging
yeah shes the best world
>>36260 #
Anonymous
>>36259 #
i am ready to bet that KAYO gets mvp
Anonymous
>>36261 #
im sorry bro youll have to write it again im watching val... eeeh very interactive game
just copy and paste it
Anonymous
hello madam do i redeem waffles for she?
>>36264 #
Anonymous
Remember: pulling out your sidearm is faster than reloading.
[YouTube] ???
Anonymous
>she's ascendant 2
Anonymous
one dude gets told not to talk in german once like 10 minutes ago and hes still seething to the mod who told him to shut up
Anonymous
should she play kayo #8ball (Yes)
Anonymous
4 girls in a lobby. Do they win? #8ball (It can't be helped)
Anonymous
game lost ff 5 go next
Anonymous
>so busy screaming about being all girls that they just give them a for free
Anonymous
shes saying she doesnt care if they win or lose because she already knows oh no no no no
Anonymous
>ice_germany: how many girls are on the team?
Anonymous
TENSHI YOU BITCH YOU DIDNT RESPOND. DO I BUY HER WAFFLES OR NOT.
Anonymous
thought it was going to be the 3rd round in a row where they go 5-1 killwise
Anonymous
I wonder if the team knows its a 5 pounder of women
Anonymous
its over for the boys
Anonymous
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GIRL POWER
Anonymous
6 tick ultimate gotten round 6 (with 5 deaths)
naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Anonymous
>I thought lotus was already defense sided
Yeah, she got carried to immortal. Come on. How fucking retarded can you be.
Anonymous
dont act like youve ever considered if its T or CT sided
>>36284 #
Anonymous
>>36283 #
I saw it on a youtube video earlier today :)
Anonymous
>I dont care if I win or lose, its just for the vibes

WAIT
THAT 5TH GIRL
IS A "GIRL"
you can tell by the vocal fry
Anonymous
they will still lose. thinking they're losing due to snipers is a massive cope
Anonymous
or? maybe its just an unfortunate woman
Anonymous
>I turn off my screen and I get a 4k
I don't think having your screen off improves your aim
Anonymous
Why don't valorant streamers put up a TWO minute delay? Literally you can show the game. It's not like she's responding to chat messages instantly either. Valorant is like the only comp game I watch where people don't use delays for some reason
Anonymous
cus people arent watching it for the gameplay only, especially not an asc 2 streamer
>>36292 #
Anonymous
>>36291 #
are people watching to see a giant picture of a turtle and a tiny picture of a 10/10 girl?
Anonymous
they watch to talk to her
why do you think so many people are trying to talk to her in chat
>>36294 #>>36296 #
Anonymous
>>36293 #
thats fine then, she cant really complain about being stream sniped.
I guess she could just wait longer to Q? she hid her screen but obviously started it instantly after hiding the screen, maybe hide it and then wait at least 3 minutes before searching?
>>36295 #
lmaoo deadass?
Anonymous
they started it before hiding the screen even
>>36294 #
Anonymous
>>36293 #
she doesnt respond to my important questions about waffles though
Anonymous
because you didnt post it
Anonymous
a misogynist watching stream could make bank off of betting their channel points that 5 women = lose
>>36299 #
Anonymous
>>36298 #
>there's this guy that only ever bets when it's 5 women and it's always that it'll be a loss
Anonymous
her tilted sarcasm is just like mine
Anonymous
>they're just saying the stream sniper has a small dick
women
Anonymous
i mean, hes playing against 5 women and still cheating to get an advantage
pretty soy behavious
>>36303 #
Anonymous
>>36302 #
we dont even know if he's stream sniping, maybe he's just good
Anonymous
he streamsniped yesterday and admitted to it so its likely hes doing it now too
>>36305 #
Anonymous
>>36304 #
he might've just streamsniped her to get in the game then turned the stream off and won legit!!!
Anonymous
if he did the first its much more likely he also did the 2nd rather than turning it off
Anonymous
white knight alert
Anonymous
yeah we established this yesterday
Anonymous
or two days ago it was
Anonymous
it was 3-10 and she turned her stream off at round 4. it sounds like the enemy team is just better.
Anonymous
it was round 7
Anonymous
enemy team was 5-1 by then
Anonymous
agree to disagree
Anonymous
lol the cypher streamsniper went 7-12
>>36315 #
Anonymous
the stream sniper won, they've been discussing him for like 3 minutes.
Anonymous
agedoxxed herself
in her desc it says AGE: UNKNOWN
Anonymous
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oh no no no the mods are disagreeing with her
>im 19 leave me alone, you're probably a fully grown man
Anonymous
ascendant 2 0 rr after this game oh nono
Anonymous
>>36321 #
why call him lil he might be tall
Anonymous
he is lil to me
Anonymous
>mod keeps saying delay crashes her pc
>tenshi in this stream was discussing putting a delay up and didnt once mention this
Anonymous
no, she did mention that last time she tried a delay it just kept crashing her pc and she couldnt do anything
something you wouldve heard if you werent on tiktok and actually watching the movie
>>36326 #
Anonymous
>>36325 #
i didnt hear i was too busy watching tiktoks
Anonymous
both her friends are mid and somehow one of them is on team fnatic
Anonymous
>I am a content creator and streamer for FNATIC
She's not on the FNATIC womens team, she's just a streamer.
Anonymous
literally last round meg said we can't play slow because they just push us
now she's saying we need to play slow

make ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป it ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป make ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป sens ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
Anonymous
she has 6ms in london? yeah thats why she hit immo
Anonymous
northerner cope
Anonymous
>>36334 #
yes. he later added if she gets 30+ he will gift 20 subs.
Anonymous
another round with 0 0 outgoing
dont t hink shes getting any subs
Anonymous
>when the first act ended i was plat and i felt so demotivated
literally me
Anonymous
except this is like ur 6th ranked act nauurrrr
>>36339 #
Anonymous
>>36338 #
first off i didnt have some random dude telling me he'd pay like 100 dollars if i got 25kills in a game, yeah being a woman is so hard i am in my incel era fr fr
Anonymous
>>36340 #
this is the first act where i've actually tried tho fr fr the rest of the time i was just goofing around
Anonymous
its a bit more than 6 acts holy
>>36344 #
Anonymous
>>36343 #
yeah but most of those acts i barely played. like are you really gonna count the acts with less than 5 hours? thats like 8 games.
Anonymous
I count 5 of those as real acts
>>36347 #
Anonymous
but the e5: a2 to e6: a2 streak u played for a long time
>>36348 #
Anonymous
>>36345 #
yeah and it's the one where i played deadlock where i ranked up to plat 2
Anonymous
>>36346 #
true, and all I did was hover silver 3/gold 1. Embarassing, imagine putting like 120 hours into the game for no gain, no growth. I was mostly 2 stacking with a friend of mine and he was bad (cope)
Anonymous
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dude giving a sob story in chat about how girls dont like him
Lady boner goone g-g-goone goneeeeee
Lady bone gooone g-g-goooone goooneee
ICK
Anonymous
yeah im not opening the next noemi you fooled me twice
Anonymous
i dont have any of the LADY BONER GONE noemis saved, it's over
Anonymous
>he calls himself a full-time noemi poster but doesnt have literally every single piece of media she has ever released
fake fan
Anonymous
she's still too hung up on high school fr. she's 19, its time to move on. i bullied kids in secondary school and i havent thought about that in years
>>36356 #
3 years ago. you graduate our high school at 16
Anonymous
she was in highschool like half a year ago dude no shit she is hung up
>>36355 #
Anonymous
>messi hair
YOOOOO SIUUUUUUUUUU
>>36358 #
Anonymous
she's spitting fax, england hates cosplayers, we go around ganking them
Anonymous
being a woman does sound like hell though, women all hate each other. you dont hear stories of guys talking shit about each other like that...

well, except for that secret neko group chat where we all clown on you know who.
Anonymous
I think you guys forgot to invite me to that group chat
>>36364 #
Anonymous
oh youre going to tell me im canon and valid? :D
>>36366 #
Anonymous
>>36365 #
My head also went there, lmao it was so cringe when bingo did that.
Anonymous
did you not read the Guide For Millennials earlier? you were supposed to put a ๐Ÿ˜… after that
Anonymous
>>36369 #
yeah, there is literally nothing we can do. nerf sage pls.
Anonymous
>go A
>plant spike
>3 man main
>get walled off
unlucky
>>36368 #
Anonymous
how many kills did she get last gasme
>>36371 #
Anonymous
>>36370 #
16 or 17, i think it was 16-7 for her if i iirc correctly
Anonymous
what does if i iirc mean
>>36373 #
Anonymous
>>36372 #
if i recall correctly
Anonymous
just learned that boosting isn't allowed in valorant tournaments ๐Ÿ’€
Anonymous
so iirc means recall correctly?
Anonymous
we get the joke you're trying to pull
Anonymous
what joke and who are we
Anonymous
we are the neko brotherhood
Anonymous
you didnt answer the other question
Anonymous
i dont want to answer the other question
Anonymous
then why say there was a joke
Anonymous
i do not want to discuss this further
Anonymous
what if I want to
Anonymous
>>36385 #
zamn bingo girl looks like THAT?

/j
gl bingogirl
Anonymous
>>36387 #
I don't think that neko is bingo-anon. Bingo-anon hasn't posted here since last year. It's probably an imposter.
Anonymous
another zinger
Anonymous
yeah I remember you shilling that
>>36392 #
Anonymous
>>36391 #
You remember everything
Anonymous
actually no, I forgot the name of the other anime you shilled that was pretty cool looking
>>36394 #
Anonymous
>>36393 #
What did it look like
Anonymous
very unique but thats all i remember
my mind says a lot of split colours like stained glass but I know thats a bad descriptor of what my memory tells me
Anonymous
Blue Period? Psycho Pass? Kiznaiver?
Anonymous
none of those
Anonymous
Hmm I will have to think on this
Anonymous
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I posted something like this from madoka magica when you recommended the one we're trying to remember the name of
Anonymous
Tatami Galaxy

too ez no points
Anonymous
yeah that was the one
told you i dont remember everything
Anonymous
It's okay I forgive you for only having a 99.5% perfect memory
Anonymous
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do you get what I meant by the stained glass idea?
its a very pretty looking anime I might watch it some day
>>36404 #
Anonymous
>>36403 #
Yeah, it's definitely got a fun art style, not a generic moeblob style like kokoro connect
Anonymous
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omg youre telling me this isnt super kawaii desu ne ??!!! omg i love generic moe loli flavour of the month anime yippiee!!!!! >-<*
Anonymous
and yeah kokoro connect looks hella mid visually but himeko inaba was my waifu after i watched it, I almost teared up when I saw the hospital scene
>>36408 #
Anonymous
>>36406 #
Sometimes the most mid animes hit the hardest. Bunny Girl Senpai is on the list
Anonymous
bruh
Anonymous
don't bruh me lil bro
Anonymous
whyd you call me lil
Anonymous
because I'm older than you kiddo
Anonymous
yeah but... stop it im insecure
Anonymous
want to be even more insecure? check rank lil buddy
Anonymous
>>36415 #
Tracker doesn't update until I play a game.

Fuck I'm gonna reinstall, q comp and leave as soon as the game starts
Anonymous
yeaaah cope buddy cope we have technological proof and the internet never lies
Anonymous
if its a remake it wont count on your page I fear
Anonymous
Yeah well guess what?

SHE IS HANDSOME
SHE IS PRETTY
SHE IS THE BELL OF BELFAST CITY
Anonymous
havent heard that one before, did neko finally find a new song that isnt "shes so pretty shes so popular"? :OOOO
Anonymous
I could name over a dozen songs you've never heard of
Anonymous
yeah because I dont listen to
im not gonna make the joke its been too overdone
Anonymous
trans music
I lied I made the joke
Anonymous
what the spruce? thats transphobic!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
Come on, shoot faster
Just a little bit of energy, yeah
I wanna try something fun right now
I guess some people call it anarchy

Let's blow this city to ashes
And see what Pow-Pow thinks
It's such pathetic neatness
But not for long 'cause it'll get jinxed
Anonymous
I think this was the first "real" song that League made for a champion release, either this one or Vi I cant remember who came first
Zyra was the first animated login splash (those dont exist anymore cus riot gayclient)
>>36427 #
Anonymous
>>36426 #
It's fitting, Jinx is the main character of League. Just like how AntiMage is the main character in dota
Anonymous
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I do wonder what made them pick Jinx for the whole arcane stuff, maybe its because she is one of the more eccentric characters in league and also not associated with racism, xenophobia and muslim terrorist jokes (Draven fits all 4 boxes)
>>36429 #
Anonymous
>>36428 #
I am a marketing genius, let me bream it down.

Jinx is a cute girl. Cute girls in anime bring in viewers. Cute girls can have tragic backstories, guys cannot.

Anonymous
yeah but there are other cute girls in league (90% of the characterbase are cute girls) and some of them are more popular than jinx and have better backstories
>>36431 #
Anonymous
>>36430 #
>90% of the characterbase are cute girls)
Unfortunately it's not 90% of the playerbase...
Anonymous
Who did you play in league
Anonymous
uuh I played many characters but my top 3 played are Draven, Kai'sa and Singed
first two are incredibly high skill cap champions and the third one is just a troll 4fun make-the-enemy-angry champion
>>36435 #
Anonymous
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I will never forgetti this patch (that they reverted almost in full like a month later when I had already stopped playing)
>>36435 #
yeah I was one of the players of all time
Anonymous
I've played 5 games of league because a friend of mine plays it often. I wasn't a fan
Anonymous
yeah I can see how someone wouldnt like league
ive played it for 13 years this year, and its pretty fun until I remember the teammates
>>36439 #
Anonymous
something happened tomy post and it just disappeared so i posted it and it still had the text
buhg
Anonymous
>>36437 #
My teammates were fine. There's no voice chat so no toxic :D
Anonymous
yeah but thats cus you played in normal unranked mode, didnt know enough to be pissed off by your teammates and also low elo
Anonymous
I was just vibing playing lux and chatting to a friend, was comfy :D
Anonymous
trans champion
Anonymous
yes he's trans how did you know
Anonymous
what champ did he play
Anonymous
Draven, Kai'sa and Singed. He said they're very popular with trans gamers
Anonymous
cope
Anonymous
Jinx a few times, some other champs I don't remember because I can't name many. I only know jinx, lux, the kda characters ekko, Annie, broodmother and that's it I think
Anonymous
jinx is a quintessential trans champion because she is popular and trans people follow trends
>>36449 #
Anonymous
you support ftm detransitioners
Anonymous
Not true. Not true. Don't say those lies about me it'll ruin my rep with the valid and canon ftms
Anonymous
The number of cute ftms I've met irl is 0 but I'm still holding out hope that they don't just exist on tiktok
Anonymous
ive met one and he's been on T for too long that he looks like a short dude
>>36454 #
Anonymous
>>36453 #
Tragic. An ftm on t, the worst timeline
Anonymous
Im wasting my life away at incredible pace and I am doing nothing about it
Anonymous
Remember Mr. Ing?
oldnekos remember
Anonymous
L4D2 is brutal on expert mode..there is a horde like every 20 seconds.
Anonymous
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gm neko with another banger tok from 'awfu
>>36458 #
I thought Adam Obama was on New Years Day, I have a memory of us watching him on new years.
>>36455 #
Good audio, thought it was rezzi from the thumbnail before I peeped the @
>>36463 #>>36464 #
Anonymous
>>36462 #
he streamed the 1st through the 5th I think
Anonymous
>>36462 #
Good morning neko :)
>the tok
Uh nu, imagine having to work 8 hours a day in a dead end job I totally wouldn't know anything about it ;_;
Anonymous
>>36465 #
i look like this and i say this
Anonymous
why does EVERY game company make their own freaking games launcher. i bought your game on steam, i dont wanna have to install your launcher too!
>>36471 #
Anonymous
oh and now you've got our launcher you need a Rockstar Games Social Club Plus Premium Ultra account just to play the singleplayer game you purchased.
Anonymous
once you've done that you have to link your steam account!!!
Anonymous
>>36467 #
because they hate paying steam a cut when they sell games
>and then end up selling their game on steam anyways because they need access to their market share in order to sell more games
or
>they realize after already having put their game on steam and then end up developing a launcher so that future games can be sold there in their own eco-system to avoid paying steam their share for the exposure on their platform
this is the main reason behind epic games, uplay, battlefield launcher (whatever its called now again) and such existing
>>36472 #
Anonymous
>>36471 #
I would gladly pay more for games if it meant Valve made more money. I support valve and won't buy games anywhere else
Anonymous
>buying games
I have done this once in like 3 years and it was a $7.49 game
>>36474 #
Anonymous
>>36473 #
Ah I see, saving up your money for vandle skins. Smart
Anonymous
dragula is on a mission
>>36477 #
Anonymous
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>reading nice book
>really enjoying myself, have been reading it for a 3 hours or so
>think to myself "ok ill take a short break now so I can finish my soup and tea as both have gone cold cus Ive been reading it so much"
>2.5 hours have passed and I havent started reading again
>>36532 #
Anonymous
>>36477 #
see that scanning arrow? mogged you with that one you wouldve thought to shoot brim or something but no, he was setting up his teammate for the retake kill
>>36479 #
Anonymous
>>36478 #
yeah, dragula is a pussyclaaart, hes too afraid to take the 1v1s like me, beta boy shoots recon arrow and falls back
Anonymous
afraid to take 1v1s? it was 3v1 little pup, he was merely too confident that the round was won and figured "I'm the main character but today I shall grant these lesser eucaryots a chance to be in the spotlight, if only for a mere moment"
Anonymous
>little pup
trans and furry
Anonymous
yeah i imagine you'd have no response to that, you've been own zoned
Anonymous
I mean, thats like saying someones name to them and expecting them to have a response??
>>36484 #
Anonymous
>>36483 #
your name is trans and furry?
Anonymous
yeah
Anonymous
thats so cool!!!!
Anonymous
thnkssz!!! ^;3
Anonymous
/)
Anonymous
I cant see what you wrote in your latest post, the text is too small
Anonymous
>>36491 #
wow thats so cool how small and cute everything is
Anonymous
Dont bother answering, I have already sent a subpoena to the administation team and the truthseekers association to find your details and if it shows that both of those postsiculars (hereinafter: posts) came from the same Internet Page Adress (hereafter: IP-Address) you're donezo, buddy
Anonymous
if you see someone boasting about having doms its because they dont work out often
women online that "work out" a lot love to say "haha I cant walk cus I have doms" but doms disappear after like a month of training
Anonymous
'awfu works out a lot though, she's a former power lifter and could probably lift you but not me though
Anonymous
then shes probably inconsistent as of late or maybe you get doms if you arent eating enough protein cus then you cannot undergo muscle synthesis or smn idk
but I know for sure jawfu eats enough look at 'er
>>36508 #
Anonymous
alright no more rare jawfu.pngs for you, you're just gonna be a /fit/autist
Anonymous
>post about fitness
>respond with fitness
>no more fitness
where were you when phone was kill?
Anonymous
the post was about 'awfu looking cute
Anonymous
yeah but shes into boys
i only approve of #wlw energy to soothe my inner transbian
Anonymous
its very bigoted to say that traps and femboys are trans
>>36507 #
Anonymous
>>36498 #
When I was still doing legs regularly it was the only group where doms never went away fully, especially if I was going hard. It might be because I was also kinda cutting too though.
>>36509 #
Anonymous
>>36508 #
probably the cut
I went all out on legs during my bulk and didnt get doms past the first month
I could get cramps thoughever, but that was when I was dehydrated
>>36510 #
Anonymous
>>36509 #
>cramps
Oh yea that too, but I think it's probably related to my magnesium levels or something. I seem to be very bad at keeping it at a decent level even if I supplement.
>>36511 #
Anonymous
>>36510 #
I have no idea where to get magnesium from aside from ZMA tablets
Anonymous
theres a 60 euro singleplayer action adventure rpg game for free on the epic games store right now apparently
the guardians of t he galaxy game
Anonymous
:O????
POG?!?!?
THE GUARDIANS OF THE AGALAXY GAME?!?!?
Anonymous
it has high ratings and i know (You) like those faggy single player games like kotor so you might like it
>>36515 #
Anonymous
>>36514 #
yes, kotor 2 is one of the best RPGs ever made. whereas guardians of the galaxy is marvel slop
Anonymous
suit yourself
Anonymous
I think I saw gameplay of it when it came out and it seemed like a Ubisoft RPG, which isnt my kind of thing
Anonymous
>>36518 #
like the newer assassin's creed games where it's an open world action adventure but with a shitty gear system and perk system
Anonymous
ooh yeah that looks cancer
dunno if this one is like that, I didnt check reviews or gameplay I just mediated what someone else said
Anonymous
that looks like a bad game
Anonymous
where are the explosions and guns?
Anonymous
not to be rude but i think you're just not smart enough to understand
Anonymous
youre right, I cant be smart enough to understand the bliss of youthful love
Anonymous
trust me, as an oldneko that once felt it, it's better to not know what it feels like when it's gone....
Anonymous
w-what? does having been on neko for a long time make you feel teenage love?
>>36528 #
Anonymous
>>36527 #
I was in love.. with another neko...
Anonymous
this nekka gay
Anonymous
all the gay nekos
all the gay nekos
now put your hand up
Anonymous
>>36476 #
happens to the best of us neko. what are you reading?
Anonymous
>>36521 #
How do you beat a visual novel? Just click the left button lmao
>>36534 #
Anonymous
>>36533 #
there are dialogue options
Anonymous
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brazilian neko, have you seen this? valorant has a brazil team full of cute girls
Anonymous
neko has a neko from brazil?
>>36537 #
Anonymous
>go down the rabbithole of liquidpedia for valorant
>the most successful valorant player has earned 280,000 dollars in prize money
>most successful female valorant player has earned a measly 80,000 dollars in prize money
>most successful dota 2 player has earned 7 million dollars in prize money
why does riot give out such small prize pools? their games aren't even true free to play ๐Ÿ’€
>>36536 #
yeah he's like learning brazilian or something
Anonymous
wdym riots games arent f2p
they dont have a single game that they charge for
>>36539 #
Anonymous
>>36538 #
pay or grind 15 years to unlock every champ in league
pay or grind for like 100 hours to unlock every champ in valorant
Anonymous
the game is still f2p
Anonymous
the operative word was 'true' free to play
Anonymous
who tf is talking about scotland
Anonymous
dota 2 is true free to play because you can play every champ for free at install and it's also got cuter waifus
Anonymous
but you need to pay to own a computer to play dota? thats not free to play?
>>36547 #
Anonymous
>>36546 #
the majority of dota 2 players play in internet cafes in south east asia. owned again!
>>36548 #
maybe in your country but not in filipino
Anonymous
you need to pay to be allowed to use a computer at a computer cafe
>>36547 #
Anonymous
filipino isnt a country
Anonymous
and you still need to pay for the internet plan so the cost is just moved upstream and its no longer f2p
Anonymous
you are lying with malicious intent, dota 2 is entirely free to play and funded by the government, its like socialised healthcare but for video games
Anonymous
name one lie
Anonymous
I open league of legends site in your country and it says
LEAGUE of LEGENDS
PLAY FOR FREE
>>36554 #
Anonymous
>>36553 #
yeah but i have to pay for internet and pay for reki's patreon so its not free to play. checkmated again.
Anonymous
then we have settled that dota and league are either both free or neither free
Anonymous
we havent settled anything. you are a confirmed liar and a paid riot games shill, whilst i am a member of the truthseeker's association
Anonymous
you couldnt name one lie so you are lying when you say i am a liar
Anonymous
if you were a true member of the truthseekers association you would know that the leader of the association accidentally submitted the government forms with a typo so its actually called "truthseekers association" without the apostrophe + s
its not truthseeker's association like you wrote which you wouldve known if you werent on tiktok and actually watching the movie
+ 8ball confirms the truth (8ball works for the truthseekers association)
Anonymous
is league of legens free to play? #8ball (Yes)
Anonymous
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 8BALL
Anonymous
im a higher rank than you in valorant. i win. nothing else matters. my number is higher. la la la la la im not listening im not watching the movie im plat 2 i win i win i win i win.
Anonymous
>>36562 #
before the act resets im gonna reinstall the game, play comp and throw a game just to get the plat 2 badge on my tracker.
Anonymous
cope, youll need to rank up to plat 2 first
>>36565 #
Anonymous
>>36564 #
i posted the picture of my rank :)
Anonymous
taken from bing images
Anonymous
we are above bump limit we are gonna fall out of the catalogue!
Anonymous
reported your post for breaking rule 1
>>36570 #
Anonymous
>>36569 #
cherry is 20 ๐Ÿ’€
Anonymous
everything is a minor compared to you hahahaha get it??? XDDDDDD
Anonymous
im only 30...
Anonymous
....stone heavy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
yeah keep yapping, its all your good at. i'd cook you in a valorant 1v1 because im a higher rank so i am a better player thats how it works. rocket league too. and super auto pets.
Anonymous
what rank were you in SAP?
>>36576 #
Anonymous
>>36575 #
SAP doesnt have ranks but I did hit 1630 elo once.
Anonymous
false? #8ball (Maybe)
Anonymous
yeah im onto you
Anonymous
in car football i do the front flip :D
Anonymous
front flip is bad .... your low elo is showing
Anonymous
i have NEVER played football with cars game
Anonymous
yeah we know you have never played football or else your wait
Anonymous
alright thats enough bullying me for today
Anonymous
ok lets change the topic
yeah valorant really doesnt pay their "athletes" compared to valve
if you check top earnings of all games ever i think dota has like 45 out of the top 50
>>36585 #
Anonymous
>>36584 #
The money doesn't even come from Valve. Valve's battlepasses for dota pays for the international prize pool. You haven't ever played let alone heard of dota 2 before so let me explain how it works in great detail-
>>36586 #
Oh okay. I don't have to explain it haha ๐Ÿ˜…

I don't understand why league doesn't do something identical though, Where the fuck does all the money riot makes go? Where does the money from skins sales and stuff go? Why would anyone actually be a LoL pro player when they could transfer their skills to Dota, and even being a decent player and never winning a big tournament you'd still earn more money?
Anonymous
yeah i know about the arcanas and battle pass and TI shit i played dota for like 4 years
>>36585 #
Anonymous
yeah lucky I saved you there or else you wouldve needlessly spent way too much time typing that out
Anonymous
it does, they make all the Championship skin-set skins available during Worlds season and a portion of the money gotten from those skins selling goes to the prize pool but, to no ones surprise, 10 or so skins (that arent even that special nor good looking, most of them old) dont really sell enough for it to matter
Anonymous
maybe the reason league players dont transfer to dota is because the game is too hard. i know many of the best dota players used to be HOTS players
Anonymous
many of the top dota players today started playing dota after the 2nd installment had already come out
like that guy who was 16-17 back in TI18 or whenever it was, that nigga did not play hots
>>36591 #
probably yeah
anyways, dota has a turn slowdown and idk
>>36592 #>>36591 #
Anonymous
>>36590 #
>dota has a turn slowdown and idk
real life has turn slowdown too.
Anonymous
it doesnt take you 2 seconds to turn 180 degrees in real life, if it does i have another joke you wouldnt like to hear
Anonymous
it doesnt take you that long in dota either
Anonymous
it takes like a full second
Anonymous
just play wisp
Anonymous
>wisp
uhm you mean... IO?
Anonymous
>Every unit has a base turn rate, which can be lowered by some abilities. The vast majority of heroes have a turn rate between 0.6 and 0.5, meaning it takes between 0.15 and 0.19 seconds for the hero to make a 180ยฐ turn.
NOOOOOOOOOOO THAT 0.15 SECONDS, I DEFINITELY WOULD'VE WON THE FIGHT IF I HAD THAT MUCH MORE TIME
Anonymous
wait its that short? it feels and looks like a f ucking eternity
>>36600 #
Anonymous
>>36599 #
league players when they can't just instantly spin around and flash out of danger
"wtf broken"
Anonymous
you dont need to turn around to flash in league
its more about being able to kite and orb walk people
>>36602 #
what?
>>36603 #>>36602 #
Anonymous
>>36601 #
you originally mistyped league as lkea, so i thought it was funny :D
You can kite in dota. Kiting is good BECAUSE of the turn speed, being behind someone is an advantage, good for game design! plus, you can anti mage blink anywhere :D
Anonymous
>being behind someone is an advantage
yeah that makes kiting bad, do you understand what kiting is? trying to kite someone means you are the one running away
also
patch 7.29
>Turn rate effect on time to turn improved by 20%
>Increased turn rate from 0.5 to 0.6 for the following heroes:
it used to be even slower
>>36605 #
Anonymous
>>36604 #
It still is dummy slow on heroes like bristleback, because.. his back matters. so you want to be behind him to get bonus damage
Anonymous
>its dummy slow on bristleback
he has one of the highest in the game wdym
Anonymous
the bigger the number, the slower they turn. league babies, istg, you dont even know about bristleback
Anonymous
why do you think saying intentionally wrong things is a funny joke
>>36609 #
Anonymous
>>36608 #
it makes me laugh every time
Anonymous
okay i wont intentionally lie anymore, for the rest of january
Anonymous
Someone give me the esoteric nekochen rundown on recent ttg/sturdy happenings. Who do we hate (posters, tokfus, admin)? What are his/her sins?
Anonymous
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Other nekos might know a lot more, I've got a pretty prosaic reason, they've started lewding funky. While rule 1 wasn't exactly ever decently upheld there when I was browsing, I feel like it got just worse over time and it's not worth it for me to read through the post when I have to try and filter out all of "those" kind of posts.
So basically one guy probably ruined any and all contributions I've had there.
Anonymous
The only "recent" flimsyhappening I know of is their editing contest and how its been almost 1.5 months and they still dont have a single real submission except someone reposting an old bonbi edit and some guy who just wrote 5 characters ' /ttg/ ' on a picture of a 15 year old girls ass
thats the level theyre on
>>36616 #
Anonymous
crazy how a site with 5 concurrent users had 4 edits submitted and a site with 50 connected IPs cant even get one
Anonymous
>>36614 #
Lmao, I completely forgot about that. That's insane there's still no submission, especially since the original deadline was like what? December 1st or something?
Wasn't it like 1 week for neko contest? I think it was shorter than even the original deadline of theirs and we still pulled through lmfao
>>36617 #
Anonymous
>>36616 #
Dec 1st raised to Dec 15th raised to Jan 15th I think, something along those lines
Its like Jan 15th now since "its a few days before Flimsy went up to celebrate its 1 year" because he realized not a single person cared or would post before the christmas deadline
Anonymous
but beyond that I no longer know anything about that site and I intend to keep it that way
Anonymous
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Kind of an old person thing to say but that really puts into perspective the old wsg days of ttg. It might've not been like rife with edits or anything but I remember some cropping up here and there, shit, people were encouraging each other and helping each other out with learning how to do editing and stuff. Seems like I'm one of the last ones from that group of people.
>>36768 #
Anonymous
Wsg had so much bonbi content
>>36621 #
Anonymous
>>36620 #
Oh yea, definitely, I think she's got more edits than all the other tokkers combined. I guess she was pretty popular though to have her own thread go at about the same pace as the ones for the catch all sink of others.
>>36622 #
Anonymous
>>36621 #
>I guess she was pretty popular though to have her own thread go at about the same pace
Not even close. /bbg/ was going through 5-6 threads before /ttg/ would even get through one. /bbg/ wasn't at the same pace, it was much faster, much more popular
t. bitter old fag who misses the rage
>>36623 #>>36630 #
Anonymous
>>36622 #
yeah youre an old fag all right
Anonymous
omg cute noeminozzomi
>>36629 #
Anonymous
lmao theres a clip of a ukrainian sniper hitting a collateral
>>36627 #
Anonymous
given the context of it being a military sniper, what could "hitting a collateral" allude to
Anonymous
>>36622 #
Probably, I barely visited there tbf. The only times I've actually interacted with people from bbg was when there was some bleedover to ttg. I really disliked the concept of forming a circle of adoration around one tokker.
Anonymous
>try to open comments of a tok
>finger slips, press like
>try to unlike
>finger flips, press follow
hahaaah
>>36632 #
Anonymous
>>36631 #
i believe you because i #believeallwomen
Anonymous
@super.weeniehut is so attractive
just my type of mentally ill girls
Anonymous
I get annoyed when people say "2020 was 4 years ago" no 2020 was 3 years and 6 days ago pipe down
>>36637 #>>36652 #
Anonymous
why can only fish, cheese, fear and war be monger'd
Anonymous
I dont watch anime so I wouldnt know
Anonymous
ive never seen evangelion, i just like freckles haha :)
Anonymous
freckles are rare here because we dont get sunlight
Anonymous
the arab for thinking anyone cares what he had to say
>>36645 #
Anonymous
>>36644 #
ironic that he pretends to care about respecting women yet his culture does not... Unlike me. I respect all women. Even trans women.
Anonymous
I respect women and thats why I dont respect trans identifying men
>>36647 #
Anonymous
>>36646 #
by trans identifying men do you mean trans men?
Anonymous
trans-identifying men
>>36649 #
Anonymous
no, men who think they are trans
>>36649 #
Anonymous
>>36643 #
did he think she was gonna see this and think "damn, time to close my onlyfans"
Anonymous
>>36652 #
that was 4 years ago but thats why I didnt say "I get annoyed when people say 'Jan 5th 2020 was 4 years ago'"
Anonymous
go grocery #8ball (Yes)
Anonymous
>>36656 #
with a brain that big he must post a high IQ tokker like
Anonymous
l-like.. who..
the world must know
Anonymous
I'll give you a hint that only an intelligent STEM neko could decipher.

She has a pH of 2.
>>36666 #
Anonymous
I cannot decipher such clever riddles... its over
Anonymous
I thought you were grocery shopping
>>36663 #
Anonymous
>>36662 #
I'm eating my breakfast, one thats done ill go
Anonymous
>he fell for the kelloggs propaganda
I bet you also dont jerk your gherkin 7 times a week, huh? weakling, falling for all the propaganda out there
>>36671 #
Anonymous
the next post will have quads numbers (very rare (you must get really lucky to get these numbers)) who will get them
Anonymous
>>36667 #
Congrats!!!! ยดvยด
Anonymous
I can't believe Rekiposter got the quads. That's unbelievable, what an epic win for the rekiposters. I'm glad it was Reki that claimed it and not another, superior tokker like funky.
Anonymous
Yeah, rekikind all over the world will be celebrating this ginormous win.
Rekiposter, Der Rekiheimer and the collegiates of Hehimmelers all spread out on the (flat) earth cant stop winning
Anonymous
>>36664 #
Are you supposed to jerk off twice a day or never? The internet keeps telling me different things, do I no fap to gain super powers or do I coomermax to gain super powers?!?!?
>>36672 #>>36673 #
Anonymous
>>36671 #
John Harvey Kelloggs invented the Cornflake to make breakfast so dull that people stopped masturbating so I think you are supposed to do it twice or more a day to keep the dopamine flowing
>>36676 #
Anonymous
>>36674 #
Of course, just 2 more weeks and I would've been shooting lasers out of my eyes.
Anonymous
>>36672 #
I too watched that youtube video my nekker.
Anonymous
99% of coomers get bored right before their next big dopamine spike
Anonymous
>>36677 #
This image is an apt descriptor of me in the Megu Mines. I always tab out just before a kino tok shows up.
Speaking of kino tok....
>>36680 #
Anonymous
So true, soooooo true. Incredibly true. Yeah thats true. We all relate to that. Most relatable post on nekochen.net/tt/ for sure. Yeah I've done exactly that. Yeah so true >>36679 #
Anonymous
I opened megu lets count how many toks before a real kino gem shows up
Anonymous
this dance is 2.
Anonymous
I like this but its not quite it
Anonymous
okay it only took 3.
Anonymous
this tok is not that kino it had too much text on it
Anonymous
๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
THIS IS SO CRINGE I-
Anonymous
if the italian emiruguy was still here when this website came out he wouldve posted 50 of them
Anonymous
aaand there we go it took 5 toks and the 6th one peaks its so over for
Anonymous
unfortunately that doesn't count as kino, and #6 is mid and smoking is bad for you!
Anonymous
ok lets see who's posted tok shows up next then
Anonymous
and the 6th one was the megumin
Anonymous
aaand its over for you COURIER
Anonymous
koto doesnt count
Anonymous
thats perhaps kotos #2nd best tok
Anonymous
I posted this tok. I win
Anonymous
no you didnt, the other neko posted this
Anonymous
>/pol/schizo shit shows up before anything I've posted
Anonymous
who is in the right #d2 (2) jews is 1
Anonymous
uh oh zion, the dice has decided
Anonymous
This tok is kino because of the cosplay.
Anonymous
yeah the crocheted hair is so cool
Anonymous
lets goooooooo 'awfu bros
Anonymous
funky :o
Anonymous
as a funky poster i count this as a win for us
Anonymous
as a latamposter i count this as a win for us
>>36706 #
Anonymous
>>36705 #
she's native american, not latam!!!!
Anonymous
no funky is like dominican or something
>>36708 #
Anonymous
>>36707 #
yeah but the current girl who i've forgotten the name of is native american
Anonymous
i dont care about this sealclubber
Anonymous
lily
Anonymous
this is a really boring tok
>>36712 #
Anonymous
>>36711 #
well yeah, she's doing the generic jailbait gimmick for her onlyfans, she's not being interesting
Anonymous
I posted this
Anonymous
and now im closing megutv and going grocery shopping.
Anonymous
>rekis best tok is gonna show up next tok but he wont be around to see it
99% of miners stop digging right before their next hit
>>36781 #
Anonymous
fuck it.. I'm gonna stay for 3 more minutes..
Anonymous
>caveman was 6 feet tall
its so fucking over im getting mogged by someone who ate literal berries and rhino meat in a cave
Anonymous
he was probably a neanderthal, not a homo sapian like us
Anonymous
germ ๐Ÿฅฐ
Anonymous
im glad i stayed, i love slagogerms
Anonymous
these 2 since the germ have been middeling
Anonymous
the 3 since the cave painting have been mid...
Anonymous
dont shittalk the germ
Anonymous
yeah i might close it #8ball (No)
Anonymous
ok we staying through
Anonymous
>if i want a baby im adopting
>im too mentally unstable for a child
HOW DOES THAT CHANGE IF YOU ADOPT RETARD
Anonymous
how many poltoks are on this site
Anonymous
YIPPIEEE!!!! BONI!!!! ^*^ :3
Anonymous
YAAAY!!!! :3333 ;3
Anonymous
this goes hard
Anonymous
you see those things sitting on his ride cymbal? those are artisan squirrel nuts
Anonymous
Artisan what?!?!
Anonymous
artisan YIPPIEEE! BONI!!!! :#333 ;3
as i was saying, artisan squirrel gonads
Anonymous
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I unironically posted this tok.

One of Boni's best toks.
Anonymous
Oh no, it's bonbi...
Anonymous
rezzi ๐Ÿคจ
Anonymous
yippieee!!!!! *happy dancing*
Anonymous
its literally just fricking boni. somebody check the code, it's rigged for LATAM despite EU having the best tokkers...
Anonymous
funkyy!!!
Anonymous
Latam supremacy confirmed.
Anonymous
Yaayyyy!!!! yippiee!!!! ;3
Anonymous
BONI FUNKY BONI FUNKY BONI FUNKY BONI FUNKY BONI

MAKE IT STOP
Anonymous
one of her best ngl
Anonymous
Well, I've single-handedly uploaded every single funky tok onto neko so there's that.
Anonymous
who is this
Anonymous
LETS GOOOO IT'S ONE OF REKI'S WORST TOKS SHE'S EVER MADE
Anonymous
its hevc now i cant see this
Anonymous
>seen more mothi toks than reki toks
it's over, who even posts mothi anymore
Anonymous
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omg i just opened neko on chrome and i was greeted by my mascot that I put there like 10 months ago
Anonymous
I posted this one, another win for the germ(oids)
Anonymous
yippie on 2 browsers!!!
>>36753 #
Anonymous
okay this boni tok goes hard, i miss the rag
Anonymous
this girl used to be cute but she got chunk
Anonymous
>copying norafawn's gimmick of wearing clothes
Anonymous
der roodenheimer
Anonymous
I NEED a roods bf right now
Anonymous
its 2024.. she is forgotten ruski
Anonymous
MARINA songs go so hard.
Anonymous
he literally posted this like 2 hours ago. this is rigged
Anonymous
mawfu
Anonymous
do NOT look up losertron in 2024.
Anonymous
i posted this one its so good
nvm its the rotated version i didnt post this one still good
Anonymous
2024 loser is v. cute
Anonymous
there was a reki :D
Anonymous
do NOT look up bonbi in 2024
Anonymous
>posted 3 hours ago
>still shows up on megutv
>>36619 #
LATAM... I kneel....
Anonymous
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FUCKING LOVE BONBI EDITS.
Anonymous
I remember the good ol' times when I used to megumine for like 4-5 hours straight and whenever there was a 2min30 long bonbi edit I wanted to dig my eyes out
Anonymous
lets goooooooo aespa concert pic
Anonymous
why is she with a dude? thats so cringe
Anonymous
>>36773 #
that is such a generic brazilian name
Anonymous
cute dog
Anonymous
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piercing on your lip it's perfect
never seen another girl this perfect
sticking out your tongue for the picture
you're so pretty
you're so popular
i just want to be your sweetheart
fucking come here, give me your heart
Anonymous
megu died cus it ran out of bonis (it runs on bonitoks as fuel)
Anonymous
(i also run on bonitoks as lifefuel)
Anonymous
wait megu works on firefox omg cute boni :DDDD ;3
Anonymous
oh i hit alt B and that turns off megu and prevents it
Anonymous
>>36715 #
I had to wait 12 minutes but it happened, reki's best tok showed up.
It is literally so true, people give up right before the gold :D
Anonymous
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERM
Anonymous
kiko...
Anonymous
>rekis best tok showed up
u mean the one where she is venting that her life sucks but shes doing a little dance in the corner?
Anonymous
omg is that kay doing an audio from american psycho? wow im gonna send her hundreds of dollars now!!!!
Anonymous
tubarรฃo
Anonymous
Em's rebecca cosplay is nearly really good, unfortunately she fucked up the leg tattoo, it's supposed to read as "DICK" but hers isnt readable. She got the shadowrun chest tattoo down pat though
Anonymous
its bad
Anonymous
lesss gooooo
Anonymous
the best dei tok (including the 2021 venti that won the tokkies)
Anonymous
the best dei tok is the "eenie weenie teenie weenie shriveled up little small dicked man"
Anonymous
we hate this audio
we hate avril lavigne now after what she did
Anonymous
LETS GOOOOO MCMIKUUU
Anonymous
SMOOOOOOTH OPERATORRRRRRRRR
Anonymous
swedengirl
Anonymous
she's doing the dance from "Your Name"
Anonymous
>>36797 #
you didnt watch the movie you admitted to readinga summary
Anonymous
I looked up the plot summary and it didnt say that the dance was in the movie
Anonymous
forced dancing
Anonymous
unforced mama (ari)
Anonymous
omg this is so cool and wholesome keanu chungus!!!!!! You are breathless :D
Anonymous
shadowrun is a much cooler setting than cyberpunk its not even funny, cyberpunk is mid af.
Anonymous
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
YOU ARE COMING
YOU DONE DRUNK ALL YOU CAN DRANK
Anonymous
cus i fuck who i want
and fuck who i dont
Anonymous
I'm officially becoming a boni hater, if I see another boni tok again.
>>36808 #
Anonymous
>>36808 #
I love this song so I am not a boni hater yet
Get the cool shoeshine :D
Anonymous
get the cool
get the cool xuxa
Anonymous
Jessu is faking the tourettesm btw
Anonymous
you said you werent gonna lie thats a LIE she is TOUREETTED
but also really generic nowadays cus all she does is sponsorships
>>36814 #
Anonymous
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REKIHEIMER
Anonymous
>>36812 #
>tiktoked mined her way to popularity
>sold out
sad!
Anonymous
who posted lil nigga
Anonymous
MeguMining has given me so many good boni edits today
Anonymous
this isnt even synched to the beats
Anonymous
okay her lain cosplays are so good. i am officlaly not a boni hater
Anonymous
and you dont seem to unnderstaaaaaaaand
Anonymous
banana phone :D
Anonymous
pananana PHOOONEEE
Anonymous
only norwegian tokter ive found
Anonymous
>that one neko that wakes up in 4 hours and wonders why there's been 600 posts
Anonymous
i already have this bonbi edit saved (i posted it)
Anonymous
bro where did all these fatbi edits come from who and when were they posted
>>36826 #
Anonymous
>>36825 #
I posted this but didnt make it, saw it on endchan's bbg
Anonymous
funker :D
Anonymous
boni
Anonymous
BONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Anonymous
this is top 5 bonitok for sure
Anonymous
2024.... im forgotten
Anonymous
Can we get THREE bonis in a row chat??
Anonymous
ok 1
Anonymous
back to 0 because of 'awfu
Anonymous
>he doesnt exclaim joy when 'awfu shows up
Anonymous
:3 ;3 ^^ :D
Anonymous
he is howling out of tune
Anonymous
hes trying his best
Anonymous
fuck that little furry fag his best isnt good enough
Anonymous
agreed, show more boni toks
Anonymous
#1
Anonymous
#2
can we get 3 in a row?
Anonymous
2024, thankfully im forgotten
Anonymous
germ :DDDDD
Anonymous
2... HOLD, THIS MIGHT BE IT
Anonymous
she looks brazilian, it should count
Anonymous
i posted all 3 of these but this isnt boni
Anonymous
4 of myy posts in a row????? omg koto yippie!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
WOAH IS THAT KOTO??!?!?!? IM LOSING MY MIND OVER THE MOST AVERAGE LOOKING BORING TOKFU EVER TO EXIST
Anonymous
kick that little fucker back to the litterbox RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Anonymous
forced macarena
Anonymous
she was paid to do that tok
>>36854 #
Anonymous
eye contact is hard for this new generation
Anonymous
>>36852 #
marioparty420 sold out???
Anonymous
>kim possible theme in english
>>36856 #
Anonymous
>>36855 #
I dont recall what the theme sounds like, i wasnt a big kim possible fan as a kid
Anonymous
crazy how she was 14 in that tok
Anonymous
funky :D
Anonymous
>and left everything behind
>camera shows her room full of crap she didn't leave behind
Anonymous
boni audiomogged her
Anonymous
/ttg/ #4 ๐Ÿง… edition
Anonymous
>narrators note: she did not post art related stuff
Anonymous
BURY ME BURY ME
Anonymous
its the bald man version i know it is
Anonymous
Anonymous
LETS' FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BURY ME BURY ME
Anonymous
LOOK AT THE SHMOVEMENT
Anonymous
WOOO!!!!! (in the sound)
Anonymous
can we get 3 bonis in a row already i want to go grocery shopping (i do not want to go grocery shopping)
Anonymous
>>36871 #
that was nemuru, the tokker that stopped posting like a week ago and now latamneko is depressed
Anonymous
the evil kay tok
Anonymous
I remember the controversy when someone posted a nudified version of that kay tok and then she made a lot of posts villifying it (rightfully so)
Anonymous
I love all Boni toks that use MSI audios, brings me back to being a teenager and listening to them daily :D
Anonymous
I do NOT like these 2
Anonymous
let's goooooooooo

me when im sitting in ventrillo playing dota
Anonymous
>>36878 #
yeah i never used it, as you can tell, the first voip i used was mumble
Anonymous
yeah i can tell youre a faker a poser
Anonymous
funky and her friend (gender unknown) are so cool
Anonymous
LETS GO
I love this reki tok so much
Though it makes it hurt even more that she's becoming a patreon girl..
Anonymous
its crazy how reki didnt have a single good cosplay included in this tok, she really disproved that made-up "youre so talented" comment
Anonymous
lets goooooOOOOOOOO i meant to caps it but i accidentally capsed
Anonymous
is this like a 10 year old boni tok? she looks so young
Anonymous
eeeh 3 years old prob
>>36887 #
Anonymous
>>36886 #
crazy how girls age in 3 years
Anonymous
>>36888 #
I dislike the audio, the original song is actually good, this edited version ruins it.
>censors the word gypsy
ahhhhh i hate tigtog i hate tigtog
>>36892 #
Anonymous
big tits in the tok but i dont understand what that megu was about
Anonymous
I'M MR RAGE IM MR RAGE IM MR RAGE IM MR RAGE
I WISH I KNEW YOU WANTED ME I WISH I KNEW
Anonymous
>>36889 #
I dont watch bonitoks for the audio ๐Ÿฅฐ
Anonymous
>3 good audios in a row
never happened before in neko history
Anonymous
the 3rd tok from that one was the completely instrumental weird one i wouldnt count that as a good audio
Anonymous
LKETS GOOOOOOOOO SWEET LITTLE BUMBLEEBEEEEEEs
Anonymous
sweet little bumble ๐Ÿ!!!!!
Anonymous
did i ever tell you how i wrote a 3000 word essay on bee reproduction
Anonymous
no
did u get a good grade?
>>36899 #
Anonymous
heh. a bee
Anonymous
top 5 bonitok for sure
Anonymous
get these rekis outta here, nobody cares
Anonymous
you should compile a document of all the posts with rekis you do not like and send them to meowmin and he will remove them permanently and then they will not be there cus they are gone
Anonymous
*actually sends him a list of boni toks*
Anonymous
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
also this tok doesnt load for me it loaded its aoife :DD
Anonymous
FAST AND FURIOUSSSS :ddddddd
Anonymous
reki killjoy.. my beloved.....
Anonymous
REKI2INAROW
Anonymous
you should tell reki to cosplay deadlock (this means buying her the cos)
>>36913 #
Anonymous
NOOOOOOOO
THE PROPHECY
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THREE BONIS IN A ROW, NOT REKIS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
LETS GOOOOO 3 IN A ROW THE REKI REGIMENTS WIN
Anonymous
you win this time, Rekkler.
Anonymous
>>36909 #
Reki wouldn't suit Deadlock. Deadlock is muscular, tomboyish and has six pack abs.
Anonymous
thats exactly what reki is except the abs maybe but she is very brutish in her bodytype
>>36915 #
Anonymous
>>36914 #
you are angry and coping that boni couldnt get 3 in a row.
Anonymous
top 5 bonitoks for sure
Anonymous
yeah you won might as well go grocery shopping now, this tok is very long and very boring
Anonymous
im gonna watch this tok, i like it.
Anonymous
>i just wish lads would talk more
me too buddy ;_;
Anonymous
I saw a quote the other day anyways as I was saying, i saw a quote the other day that was like "How can we laugh together but you cry alone?" and "Do I not deserve the honor of being the shoulder you can cry on?" and those quotes hit me and then I was like "yeah im not gonna talk about my emotions to anyone ever" anyways
o la la ari mommy???? googoogaagagaaa WOOF WOOF
>>36921 #
Anonymous
>>36920 #
I hate that ari is so hot and has a tall, handsome, hot and cute boyfriend like Lucas. I could never get her.
>>36923 #
Anonymous
I'm leaving now, this is like 3 minutes long and I hate Rynkerbelle, she is stinkerbelle.
Anonymous
>>36921 #
yeah Im both envious of lucas for having an ari gf he can pow but also envious of ari cus she has a lucas bf she can pow, you get me fam? you come round dese ends yeah?
Anonymous
omg bro you missed an abbletok it came 2 after you left
and now a jawfu tok where she is on the train? omg
and bonbi after that?

and BONII YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
crazy how its -52 C in northern sweden right now, blizzard storms in the south of sweden and where I live theres like no snow
siberian winter winds have arrived
Anonymous
might delete all my unused archives, my folder is 100GB and I dont look at nor post any of 99% of the stuff I have
>>36929 #
Anonymous
What archives do you have, maybe I want a few, swap for swap
>>36930 #
Anonymous
>>36927 #
Yea, me too, the only difference is that my folder is over 250gb. I don't even know why I keep 80% of that stuff, most of the time I just look if funky posted anything new anyway.
>>36930 #
Anonymous
>>36928 #
I have none that any of you'd post so nothing will be lost
>>36929 #
>just look if [tokfu] posted anything new
yup, all I do as well
>>36931 #
Anonymous
another day, another valorant grind session
*le sigh
Anonymous
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if you donate 25 subs you can be added to tenshi's valorant friends list.

that's a bargain.
Anonymous
>tenshi is playing niggers in paris live on stream
she based!??!!?
Anonymous
>>36931 #
yeah but nobody posts these kinds of tokkers and my "wacky" stuff i.e. fyp unsorted dls arent that interesting
>>36936 #
Anonymous
>>36935 #
2024 is the year of posting new and unique tokkers, like hoemi. dont think anything is too wacky!
Anonymous
>>36938 #
You're right, it's worse. And there's Ryuka buddy.
Anonymous
I posted that
Anonymous
>peak rating plat 1
idk man
>>36943 #
Anonymous
you photoshopped that image
Anonymous
It's january, I cannot lie for the rest of this month. Hand on my heart, I did not photoshop that image.
Anonymous
i checked the tapes they were not photoaffaired
Anonymous
women be like
>omg wash ur hands when u visit the toilet
also women be like
>omg i get sick all the time im so fragile uwu
Anonymous
women be like
Anonymous
women, bee like
Anonymous
bees do like women! i wrote a 3000 page essay on it
Anonymous
did you at any point refer to the bee movie
Anonymous
in all known laws of aviation haha the bee shouldnt be able to fly xD but in this essay i will discuss how they fly anyway, get owned issac snoozeton
Anonymous
>>36953 #
is he related to Chaz?
Anonymous
Who is Chaz? I only know Mr. Shaz Bot
Anonymous
Just played sniper on tf2. Died like 25 times and got like 3 kills. Brutal.
Anonymous
25 times what?
Anonymous
what did the history teacher say to the math teacher?
Personally, I think 14 is a prime number
Anonymous
old nekos remember
Anonymous
>game goes to overtime
>our topfrag (barely) reyna says "i throw, enjoy loss"
>on attack he just stands back and shoots classic to give away location
>waits for the 1v3
>runs in
>obviously tries to get kills
>whiffs shoots and dies
based troll who claims he wasn't trying but actually is desperate to repeat that time he aced and people said "good job"
Anonymous
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deadlock's wall has been buffed to be insanely big. deadlock haters silenced
Anonymous
is that screenshot real? lmao shes still going to be just as "good"
I guess it makes it a bit easier to throw the centre out of LoS and then force them to spam the small bastards and have to clear 2 to get past a chokepoint
but I wouldnt say that the distance the walls reached was the major weakness but what do I know, im the lowest ranked neko
>>36963 #
Anonymous
>>36962 #
her sonic sensors have also been buffed, they activate faster and you can actually recall them mid round, from a pretty far away distance/
>>36965 #
Anonymous
forgot to finish the last post before hitting enter, i meant to type
from a pretty far away distance/)
Anonymous
>>36965 #
yeah, with these buffs she's gonna be mega-strong, but since NOBODY played her, they won't know how good she is. I, and the 8 other deadlock players, will inherit the earth.
+reki will cosplay deadlock
Anonymous
+ when you hit radiant after these buffs, a rank where she is already 51.29% wr, you will skyrocket it to 51.31% wr and then she will finally be considered hidden op and then everyone will start instalocking her and u cant pick her anymore its over
back when a certain league character started getting buffed and becoming good, there was a community of onetricks of that character that would use smurf accounts to hard throw and feed their asses off to lower the winrate and kd so that people stopped picking him so they didnt get contested on their onetrick
>>36968 #
Anonymous
>>36967 #
doesn't matter, once i hit radiant all the egirls will send me pictures of their toes, and i can retire a happy man
>>36969 #
Anonymous
>>36969 #
hey man, i'd take it. who wouldn't? those detroit girls hit different with their philly cheese steaks
Anonymous
detroit is in illinois, no?
>>36972 #
Anonymous
>>36971 #
NEKO ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
it's detroit michigan. you're probably confused because sufjan stevens made an album called michigan and then an album called illinois
Anonymous
oh right i remember now ive heard "detroit michigan" said before
Anonymous
i know theres an album called illinoise but i havent listened to it
my good friend really likes sufjan stevens tho, she said that one of his songs really reminded her of me
>>36975 #
Anonymous
>>36974 #
deadass i bet it was "the predatory wasp of the palisades is out to get us" ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€rainbow

Sufjan has 3 incredible albums. Illinoise, Carrie and Lowell and Age of Adz.
Anonymous
it was fourth of july
>>36977 #
Anonymous
>>36976 #
that song is so fricking sad do NOT listen to it.
Anonymous
I listened to it when she sent it and it was pretty nice
havent listened to it since tho since my taste of depressing music is the one that they scream like they wanna kill themselves (they do)
>>36979 #
Anonymous
>>36643 #
Society for not beating whores
Anonymous
>>36979 #
we are completely incompatible, neither of us want each other
>>36982 #
Anonymous
>>36982 #
ok ill send her a text
under what name should I introduce you as?
>>36984 #
Anonymous
all right gotcha ill send her a text that Noemiposter is up for the challenge
Anonymous
another win for the rizzmaster
Anonymous
Stephen A Douglas was the great debater,
but Abraham Lincoln was the great emancipator

Our step mom we did everything to hate her
She drove us down to the edge of decator
We saw the lions and the alligators take her
Down to the river where they they caught a wild alligator
>>36989 #
Anonymous
>>36989 #
it's not rap music it's sufjan stevens
Anonymous
sufjan makes radio music probably i dont listen to the radio so i wouldnt know
>>36995 #
Anonymous
hey Noemiposter, youre halfway in she said "if hell freezes over, sure" and with global warming increasing the extremes of both cold and hot weather, maybe that day arrives soon!
go burn some coal, boy, youll increase your chances that way!!!
>>36993 #
Anonymous
gonna cozy up in my blanky, a hot cup of choccy milk and watch the newly live F1NN5TER stream! yay!
Anonymous
>>36991 #
>sufjan makes radio music
you have never heard a sufjan song and it shows sister. go listen to age of adz' IMPOSSIBLE SOUL (25 minute long epic length song about things being not so impossible boyyyy we can do much more together gotta get a life get a life get a life get a life)
Anonymous
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I know of two Sufjan songs, one being that 4th of July song and the other being this one (ill find it sec)
>file too large
fuck offffffffffffffff
idk what song it is dude its a tok I saved, all I know is that its from sufjan
there are no lyrics
you ahve adhd
>>36998 #>>36999 #>>37000 #
Anonymous
neko is gonna post Did I make you cry on christmas day? Well you deserved it.
Anonymous
>>36996 #
what do the lyrics go like :D
Anonymous
i havent watched the tok in like a year, i forgot there were lyrics I only remember the trumpet (I like brass)
Anonymous
Eh, it doesn't compare to his Magnum Opus "They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From the Dead!! Ahhhh!"
Anonymous
I know youre just writing the wackiest of his song names with each message you make
Anonymous
No, this song actually goes hard in the sink.
[YouTube] ???

We are awakened with the axe
Night of the living dead at last
They have begun to shake the dirt
Wiping their shoulders from the earth
I know, I know the nation's past
I know, I know they rust at last
They tremble with the nervous thought
Of having been, at last, forgot
Anonymous
Of course, it doesn't compare to Jeff Wayne, Richard Burton and Chris Thompson's musical rendition of the HMS Thunderchild's battling of the Martians from "War of the Worlds"
[YouTube] ???
Anonymous
just found out NL is bald
dunno what to think about this
Anonymous
I support Northernlion even if he is bald. I'm a card carrying member of the lion pride.
I even bought the black hoodie, I thought I was NL.
Anonymous
Put his Tiny Rogues video on in the and realized like 20 minutes in that I hadnt listened to a single word he said past the first 30 seconds so I turned it off
>>37009 #
Anonymous
Psychology majors have it so easy, they understand why we as people do what we do
the rest of us can just sit and wonder
Anonymous
not true, they have theories to why we as people do what we do
Anonymous
maybe in your fake science you only have theories but those guys actually know what theyre on about
Anonymous
yeah? well it feels like all the walls are closing in.
Anonymous
it does feel that way, indeed
and its not getting any easier
Anonymous
thats not how the next line of the song goes :/
Anonymous
when you are happy you listen to the lyrics
when you are sad you feel the lyrics
i think the meme goes like that
Anonymous
It feels like all the walls
Are closing in
And I still see your smile
That evil grin
Your fucking with my head
And Iโ€™m done with it
Yeah Iโ€™m done with it

[YouTube] ???

song goes so hard in the sink
Anonymous
Waiting for bryn to develop a nice singing voice
>>37019 #
Anonymous
>>37019 #
yeah her most recent one was nails on a chalkboard
Anonymous
can u post it?
Anonymous
yeaaaaahh.....
big ol floppers on her though
Anonymous
insane how she thinks shes great at singing
mustve been a lot of suckups in theatre school
Anonymous
I wonder what Rad is up to
>>37027 #
Anonymous
>>37026 #
producing movies most likely...
Anonymous
damn, he is so powerful
Anonymous
>>37025 #
that's Bryn? *eyes bulge out and tongue rolls out of mouth*
Anonymous
this thread is over 2500 posts
Anonymous
you can bake if you want to, theres room in the catalogue for you
and then it would probably decently like up with >>1 โžก # nekoversary being the next thread after that
Anonymous
i thought we were waiting for the nekoversary.
>>37033 #
we cant fill a thread in 13 days..
oh 9 days? fr? damn y'all been typing fast.
Anonymous
we have 13 days and this one is 9 days old
>>37032 #
Anonymous
9 days for 2500 posts
Anonymous
okay I will bake a new bread but only because the nekochen master of ceremonies told me to.

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