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「/ttg/ #10 - Happy Birtday Reki-Man」

Anonymous
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Tiktok Zoom Central

Rules:
1. No lewding minors
2. No personal contact with any tokkers
3. No doxx
4. No discord usage
5. No skipping meds

Last thread: https://nekochen.net/tt/16333
THREAD locked BY 'admin'
THREAD unlocked BY 'admin'
THREAD locked BY 'Moderator'
>>18555 #
Anonymous
which one of you told me to watch gen v
i am up to that one sex scene and this shit is wild lmao
>>18353 #
Anonymous
wait im rearded why did i lock this one lmaoo
>>18357 #
Anonymous
>>18357 #
nooooooooooooo come back
Anonymous
Happy bday AP! 🎂🍰
>>18362 #
Anonymous
>>18361 #
bro has 10 birthdays a year
Anonymous
>>18359 #
constantly shitposted in the thread
constantly blogposted/namefagged
nuked his tokfu's patreon
messaged underage tokfus
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>>18366 #
admin literally picks and chooses when rule 2 applies. messaging kay? based you're a sturdychan native welcome to the home of pdfs
>>18369 #>>18370 #
Anonymous
shoulda banned him the two years ago when he did it if that mattered so much
>>18366 #
Anonymous
>>18367 #
if adminny is so autistically into kay that doesnt make sense
if anything he would be extra strict with banning r2'ers with kay
>>18371 #
Anonymous
>>18371 #
exactly
so wouldnt he be extra protective of other men messaging her?
Anonymous
>>18373 #
because she was being groomed and i had the power to stop it
>>18375 #
Anonymous
>>18374 #
I was subbed to her patreon
she wasnt uploading anything suggestive or lewd like emory
you did it purely out of spite
>>18376 #
Anonymous
>>18375 #
yeah i remember how bonbi started too. i've been around /ttg/ for a while. what's happening with kay is very similar to what happened to bonbi.
>>18377 #
Anonymous
>>18376 #
>w-well okay so she wasn't getting groomed but now I will change my goal post to she could have got groomed at any moment
Anonymous
whatever im not engaging with you. go back to sturdy.
Anonymous
>poked a hole in his shitty logic/excuse
>o-okay I'm not engaging this is dumb
face it you did it out of spite because she was getting more attention than you
the one place you were a somebody and some tart came and took it all from you
you know if you just had friends you wouldnt be so emotionally invested in attention from an imageboard
>>18380 #
Anonymous
>>18379 #
bro is writing essays because he couldn't pay a 15 year old for swimsuit pics 💀
>>18381 #
Anonymous
>>18380 #
oh there it is
the strawman
he's got nothing
literally just has to make shit up
mind you this is from the guy who admitted to messaging a minor
>>18383 #
Anonymous
in all fairness kays such a pick me that falls for any meme, and if she wasnt dating jobe she would be groomed easily
Anonymous
>>18381 #
isn't your post all about making shit up about me? pretending as if you can read my mind.

I took kay's patreon down mostly because I thought it was funny, the excuse of protecting her from being groomed is just something that makes it look better. I thought the seethe would be worth it, and here you are, over a month later, seething about it. Something that took me maybe 15 minutes to do is living rent free in your head.
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>>18383 #
the fact you keep tripping over yourself and changing your reasoning goes to show you can't be taken at your word and the actual reason you took it down is something you don't want to expose
>she was being groomed
>OKAY she wasnt being groomed but it was going to happen eventually
>OKAY well actually I just did it because I thought it was funny

lmfao can't even keep a story straight for 5 minutes and then wonders why people are making their own interpretation of the motive
>>18387 #
Anonymous
>>18383 #
did she do something to piss you off or was it just to fuck with other anons
Anonymous
>>18384 #
the story that you and the other pedofiles tell one another on sturdy don't concern me.
>>18388 #
Anonymous
>>18387 #
you call me a pedophile yet I've never messaged a minor online as an adult
can you say the same?
>>18394 #
Anonymous
>>18389 #
it happens every couple of weeks, someone from the other website comes over to stir the pot. eventually they get bored and go home and eveyrone is happier
Anonymous
>>18388 #
why isnt AP answering this, kinda sussy
Anonymous
Hey AP did your friend who ditched you to play with another group ever apologize for it? HAHAHAHA
Anonymous
remember when AP was crying to online strangers about how his good long time flat left him because he couldn't stand being around him either?
dude is hated by friends and strangers alike
imagine being such a fuck up
Anonymous
ok im gonna write a mission impossilbe jnt7 review in notepad bc this site still cuts off the text
Anonymous
>>18399 #
Anon hit a sore spot it seems
Anonymous
why would you even publicly admit to your own friends actively trying to avoid you
>>18404 #
Anonymous
>>18404 #
such a desperate and miserable person
I wonder if he'll ever gain some self awareness and fix himself before its too late
>>18406 #
Anonymous
>>18406 #
stop being up his own ass
look how he cut a girl out of income just out of jealousy
look at how he tried to paint it as some righteous act only to admit it was for shits and giggles
he's a pretentious twat
Anonymous
he's bitter and jealous that there are people more liked and popular than him, and instead of trying to improve himself he just tears them down, it's such a cliche mindset
Anonymous
>>18401 #
It's almost as if the people posting are not from nekochen...
Anonymous
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mission impossible 7 review. its the topical "ai takeover" movie, but they left the threat it poses so abstract (since it can do anything) that it fails to sell itself. contrasting that with "mad scientist nuclear holocaust" of previous movies, and this ai boogeyman feels lame

thematically they made the human bad guy robotic too BUT in a bad way. hes meant to be a meat puppet for the ai and he comes across so uninvested, lacking intensity or any personality. imo the worst villain by far

the action was more of the same with a lot more chases than usual. i wasnt as impressed by the "big" stunt as in previous movies, and the ending cgi felt awkward too. one of the weaker mission impossibles but not a bad movie, i still love tom cruise / 10
>>18411 #
Anonymous
>>18410 #
I've never seen a mission impossible flick. I imagine they're just pure disposable action slop.
>>18412 #
Anonymous
>>18413 #
i dont like action movies either but mission impossibles are the only ones i bother watching
Anonymous
in the future whoever mentioned me on the other site, can you not do that, it just brings in shitposters and ruins neko's nice atmosphere
>>18428 #
Anonymous
>autobanned himself just to hop on his phone is lurk/post
looooooooooool such a fucking drama queen
Anonymous
>>18416 #
she was live the other day but I didn't watch it
Anonymous
>>18401 #
this is a nice cosplay from rockruff
Anonymous
>>18412 #
> lots of practical effects and innovative stunts
It has Tom Cruise in it so it defs has some certified kino stunts scenes in it fo' sure
Anonymous
>>18422 #
Look away lil bro, nothing bad happened dw
Anonymous
>>18422 #
>AP posts on sturdy
>sturdyposter(s) come here and remind him he DM'd a minor and how his own friends don't want to be around him
>AP autobans then hops on his phone to keep posting
about sums it up
Anonymous
>>18425 #
i never would've guessed she's half indian tbh, she looks more mexican
>>18431 #
Anonymous
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>>18432 #
>no bonis posted
>thread was terrible
>boni posted
>thread now significantly better
coincidence????
Anonymous
>>18440 #
good evening lunaboster
Anonymous
>>18442 #
she posted this for your birthday
Anonymous
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just checked noras zodiac (feb18) is aquarius and its super compatible with leos (me). and i was born on aug18, exactly 6 months apart so the earth is the exact opposite sides of the orbit WE ARE LITERALLY SOULMATES
Anonymous
any anonie hooking me up with a leo tokfu pls???
Anonymous
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[YouTube] ???

since we're talking about star signs, here's a song from Marina and the Diamonds that I like, it's "unreleased" she put out music on her myspace before she was signed, so this is a song from when she was like 16.
>I never fell in love with other libras
>They were too flashy and bleat just like zebras
>they reminded me of meee
>they reminded me of meeeeeeeeeeee

Marina is a libra. She just like me fr fr.
>>18464 #>>18465 #
Anonymous
>>18461 #
Im reading Frankenstein right now slowly but surely
I dont read many books so I dunno neko
Anonymous
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>>18462 #
lmao there's even a line
>well I hoped you were a gemini
it's like anonie's post earlier in the thread
>>18464 #
Recently I've begun reading Kim Stanley Robinson's "The Ministry For The Future" which is a book about an international department set up to combat climate change, except.. well.. no country really keeps to the promises they make, just like reality. So instead they essentially become eco-terrorists, very based. The last snippet I read was them liberating a crew of a fishing trawler, blowing it up with the captain on board and leaving the crew on a liferaft off the coat with the message "No more fishing."

It's.. not high art. Robinson doesn't write novels for prose, he writes to express his scientific understanding and ideas about the future, about environmentalism, about what society could become. They read more like "what ifs" than proper stories. The last novel I read of his, 2312, really doesn't have a plot, the plot exists to shuttle the characters around the solar system so robinson can explore ideas about 300 years in the future.
>>18466 #
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>>18468 #
oh I meant in the thread, abbles was posted in the thread
silly of you to assume abbles posted an actual tok hahaha look at this gullible neko lets all point and laugh *points and throws head back in exaggerated laughter*
>>18470 #
Anonymous
im going back for another cs match see you nekos later (if I win it will be my third out of 3 games today)
>>18472 #>>18473 #
Anonymous
lmao i just sniped his lobby, im on his team and im gonna throw so hard, maybe even do a few teamkills
>>18476 #
Anonymous
>go onto website to check zodiac sign compatibility
>fill in all the information like dob, birth town etc
>go to see compatibility
>"Add to cart" [$21.99 Previously $34.99]
I was so excited
>>18480 #
Anonymous
>>18474 #
>maybe even do a few teamkills
that's my boy, kill everybody
Anonymous
very tummed up Nej on her most recent tok
>>18479 #
Anonymous
>>18475 #
imagine paying a buck for that and getting matched with the worst zodiac sign there is(idk which one is that tbh)
>>18481 #
Anonymous
>hey man i just found out like 10 minutes ago that im gonna be busy haha can we reschedule
sure dude, this is only the 38th time in the last 2 years you've done this.
>>18486 #
Anonymous
>>18483 #
srry to hear that anoni
Anonymous
>>18487 #
maybe her nips are pierced like that
Anonymous
>>18491 #
cosplay kinda stuck in limbo between cuteness and sexiness
Anonymous
#8ball (Yes)
#d20 (1)
#flip (flop)
Anonymous
#8baII
Anonymous
:(
Anonymous
#8bаll
Anonymous
>>18501 #
what on earth do you need emacs on an android phone for though
>>18503 #
Anonymous
>>18502 #
like 2k lines is purely for my very autistic and patched note taking config, i used to glue it with termux and fzf on android but now i can just use emacs on both pc and phone
>>18504 #
Anonymous
>>18506 #
thats just my first emacs config file out of 20, it just sets up some basics like fonts
Anonymous
>>18508 #
you write code with it, or write a book with it, or play tetris in it
>>18510 #
Anonymous
Im back from cs2 boys, won it again (cus im so good and sexy and muscular btw any ladies reading this hit me up (I will ignore you because I am shy)) top fragged like usual (refer to the previous paranthetical explanation as to why)
>>18509 #
thats cool, but what function does it fill that you cant fill with stuff like vsc, notepad and a tetris program?
>>18512 #
Anonymous
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>>18510 #
>what function does it fill that you cant fill with stuff like vsc, notepad and a tetris program?
thats like 70% of the way there

tldr: im very opinionated and emacs lets me do what i want

you know how there are these second brain/zettlekasten note taking systems (like Obsidian, Roam, Notion)? the ones all the harvard/oxford-graduate-productivity youtubers shill? the point of them is to find relationships between your notes so you can see new patterns and gain insights from your notes (as if its a brain). the way they do is by MANUALLY linking and tagging related notes (and they have 1000s of notes) but to me thats so not worth the mental effort

so with emacs i use a package org-similarity that just goes through the notes, parses them and finds the similarities without me having to link or tag anything. i also use mindmaps a lot since i find them useful when learning. well theres also a package for that embeds maps from excalidraw.com into your notes AND i have written code that generates keywords from it so it gets picked up by org-similarity too. i have lots of similar custom code for learning and writing and i feel superior to everyone else
>>18515 #>>18516 #
Anonymous
Gonna have some red velvet cake :D
>>18514 #
Anonymous
>>18512 #
I have NO idea what any of those zettlekasten stuff is nor what anything that you have written in the two paragraphs thereafter mean but hope you get what you want out of it neko
Anonymous
>>18519 #
you also doordashed food and the cake is only the dessert to go with the food... right neko?
>>18521 #
Anonymous
>>18522 #
it's 1 dollar delivery and the guy is on a bike so the environment won't be hurt.

My consciousness is cleanliness
>>18524 #
Anonymous
>>18523 #
>the guy is on a bike
My dad once bought a cake delivery and the was on a moped. Shit arrived all thrown around and floppy
We had to fight the customer service to get our money back
Anyways I will search up images of what a "red" "velvet" "cake" looks like and I hope yours tastes like red velvet or smn
>>18526 #
Anonymous
>>18516 #
thats built in, like tetris
Anonymous
>>18524 #
I've generally had decent experiences with food orders in the UK. I'll let you know if mine is also bad
>>18527 #
Anonymous
>>18526 #
Those kinds of cakes look much firmer than what he bought, it was a cake with whipped cream and decorations on top (berries and stuff) which explains why it was both warm and flopped around when it came
>>18528 #
Anonymous
>>18528 #
iirc he did but I dont remember what he did to get a new cake, if he went to the cake store in person or something
>>18530 #
Anonymous
>>18529 #
Mine is just a small cake just for me, with a side order of 24 donuts
>>18531 #
Anonymous
>>18530 #
thats a reasonable amount of donuts tbh
found out theres a donut shop in my town, maybe I should order a medium sized (for a skinny twink like me) order of 48 donuts
>>18532 #
Anonymous
>>18534 #
Neko it was more like a big slice. I didn't order a whole cake for my fat ass
>>18537 #
Anonymous
I'm not blogging about food again, yall think I'm fat
Anonymous
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>>18535 #
My mind has been made up. My headcanon is that you ate an entire red velvet cake in less than 15 minutes.
I am imagining that one hoover brand with a big mouth sucking up cake like its just another monday. Kirby opening his gullet and sucking that cake down. A snake dislocating his jaw just to fit the entire cake in one bite.
I am in awe at your power. I kneel
Anonymous
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>>18543 #
I live on this every day
Its the only thing that makes me do anything ever.
>>18551 #
Anonymous
I WILL go to the gym tomorrow
>>18554 #
Anonymous
Heed my warning, neko. Go to the gym so you dont end up like me
>>18560 #
Anonymous
>>18559 #
I will. I'm gonna go. I hate myself atm so hopefully that's good motivation
>>18561 #
Anonymous
>>18560 #
Hating yourself usually doesnt work as motivation, at least anecdotally
I only go when I feel good. If anything is fucked up in my life I end up not going unfortunately
What muscle groups are you hitting tomorrow?
>>18562 #
Anonymous
>>18561 #
...it's my first time going to the gym in years. . I uh...
>>18563 #
Anonymous
>>18565 #
Loose wait.
Vaguely get "in shape"
Better endurance so I'm not so tired all the darn time
>>18567 #
Anonymous
>>18566 #
eat less and do cardio, dips and pull ups

I will order them in the importance of them

1. Eat less
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22. Powergap
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45. Do cardio
46.
47. Pulls ups and dips
>>18568 #
Anonymous
>>18567 #
Yes but my metabolism is currently bad because I'm inactive, it'll get better if I work out (clueless)
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Anonymous
>>18570 #
I'm gonna go to bed now and wake up when I feel like waking up :)
Anonymous
its the 12th in europe now
>>18573 #
Anonymous
>>18573 #
name me a single part of europe that it isnt the 12th of october in right now
Anonymous
>>18575 #
i think the french use the same time zone as the germans
Anonymous
nothing west of germany matters on the global scale anyways
Anonymous
>>18575 #
It's midnight in Germany right now..
Anonymous
neko vs nekker
Anonymous
sleep tight ap hbd
Anonymous
>>18590 #
tfw it's been 2 d&d sessions and we've not heard a single lead on Bonnie Posta

maybe he's dead
>>18592 #
Anonymous
I will have to book a flight ticket to Bristolshire-upon-avonsquireborough and take over the d&d campaign so I can insert a real story, save you guys from the tyrannical sorcerer and DM
>>18594 #
Anonymous
>>18593 #
funny post unfortunately it is very slightly geographically incorrect, when a city is called "upon-something" that something is a river. a river wouldn't be called borough, because rivers are not places you put buildings on..
>>18595 #
Anonymous
>>18594 #
Youve never heard of the Avonsquireborough river? You must not be a real scotsman I guess.
>>18596 #
Anonymous
>>18595 #
nooooooooo i want to be a real scots man 😭
Anonymous
that emoji is not called cry its called SOB
Anonymous
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I swear the feds have nekochen on an RFC alert system or whatever those thngs are called
it was 2/2 when we both posted and then suddenly it spikes to 2/4 as if your government assigned agent and my government assigned agent both started reading our posts as they started coming in
now its 2/3 so I wonder which one of them is slacking off on the job, lazy bum getting paid tax payer dollars and not fulfilling his duties
>>18599 #
Anonymous
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My name is Van, I'm an artist, I'm a performance artist. I'm hired to people to fulfill their fantasies... their deep dark fantasies. I was gonna be a movie star y'know, modeling and acting. After a hundred and two auditions and small parts I decided y'know I had enough, and then I got into the escort world. The client requests contain a lot of fetishes, so I just decided to go y'know... full ♂Master♂ and change my entire house into a dungeon. I am a ♂Dungeon♂Master♂ now with a full dungeon in my house and it's going really well. Fisting is 300 bucks and usually the guy is pretty much hard on pop to get really relaxed y'know and I have this long latex glove that goes all the way up to my armpit and then I put on a surgical latex glove up to my wrist and just lube it up and it's a long process y'know to get your whole arm up there but it's an intense feeling for the other person I think for myself too. You go in places that even though it's physical with your hand but for some reason it's also more emotional it's more psychological too and we both get you know to the same place, it's really strange at the same time and I find sessions like that really exhausting. I don't know I feel kinda naked because I am looking at myself for the first time, well not myself but this aspect of my life for the first time and it's been harsh... three to five years already? I never thought about it.... kinda sad I feel kinda sad right now, I don't know why
Anonymous
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The bassline in >>18607 # is genuine sex in audio form
Man, I'd wanna be in a gay porno but without the gay sex part, it looks so kino
Anonymous
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I love gachi so much bros. I feel nostalgic for gachi. I smile when I watch gachi. I feel sad when I watch gachi. I miss gachi. I long for gachi.
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Hey rekiposter, what's up! It's Billy Herrington, Aniki.
I just got off a plane from Greece, that's why I'm a little suntanned right now. I just wanted to wish you a happy birtday buddy. Take care!
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>>18611 #
billy died in a car crash the day after this
Anonymous
why is everyone posting on nekochen all of a sudden
>>18614 #
Anonymous
>>18613 #
no one is posting on neko except the sturdy tourists, me, boniposter and AP
>>18615 #
Anonymous
>>18614 #
what are the sturdy tourists doing here, I haven't been there for months
>>18616 #
Anonymous
I don't have a tokfu folder to post anymore...
>>18622 #
Anonymous
yes
Anonymous
Oh there you are, its the beautiful cunt.
Anonymous
im not a cunt
Anonymous
yea you are nigger
Anonymous
thanks for calling me beautiful
Anonymous
np
Anonymous
niggerraper skullfucker
Anonymous
stop being racist you fucking nigger
Anonymous
Iced coffee or hot coffee?
#d2 (2)
Anonymous
iced water or hot water?
#d2 (1)
Anonymous
>go to italy
>order spaghetti
>the locals feed you with their forks unprompted
sounds like living the life
Anonymous
I dont understand the exchange that took place a bit further up circa 2 hours before my post, please clarify
Anonymous
>>18640 #
fact check on this? #8ball (Maybe)
Anonymous
says 2 people but theres 3 of us unless you talked with yourself again
>>18645 #
Anonymous
>>18643 #
if you type something and then close the tab, the user count will not go up i'm pretty sure
>>18648 #
Anonymous
Have you guys seen toks about that one cosplayer guy who hanged himself on his livestream after being falsely accused of being a pedo by a few people?
Shits fucked up
>>18652 #>>18649 #
Anonymous
>>18645 #
It does go up but it goes back down when you close the tab / lock your phone etc
Thats how I bamboozled mister sameposter yesterday
>>18650 #
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>>18647 #
dude was already at doing poorly if that pushed him over the edge
>>18651 #
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>>18649 #
I dont know all of the circumstances but apparently some other content creator was spreading the rumors as well as some other people targetting him and pestering him. Guy didnt seem that sad outwardly (he had a gf and looked content with life) but none of that ever matters, you never know what people are going through
>>18650 #
uuh it was last thread maybe i cant remember
Anonymous
>>18644 #
omg hi bonnie posta how are you
Anonymous
im very curious to see his tiktok live now
>>18655 #
Anonymous
>>18654 #
its probably on watchpeopledie if you wanna see it but I imagine its just your average guy putting a noose on his neck and hanging himself, but in CoD Modern Warfare Ghost cosplay
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Anonymous
>>18655 #
🫢 bruh, he hung himself while in cosplay
Anonymous
>>18655 #
he did it after ap said he was going to sleep, maybe its him?
>>18658 #
Anonymous
>>18657 #
no this was a few days earlier
Anonymous
>>18659 #
I like her wig, it looks smooth like silk
Anonymous
>>18661 #
was thinking that she was cute until she showed those deer legs holy how do they even bend like that what???
>>18663 #
Anonymous
>>18662 #
you know, you are asking important questions i do not have the answer to
Anonymous
>>18666 #
is that really appropriate clothing for a 15 year old?
Anonymous
She looks a little like that blonde girl from iCarly
>>18669 #
Anonymous
welp, ngl i kinda feel bad today. it's basically a normal day, i just feel bad because society puts all these expectations on birthdays being these great days of celebrations and i dont want that, i just want to be left alone for a while. i dont want anything. i want to disappear
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>>18672 #
mostly just my brain
>>18671 #
im just venting because the evil voices in my head are winning today, the brainfog is kinda ending though, im starting to think a bit more positively and plan for future things.

My problem is I'm not doing anything I feel is productive. I'll probably put together a campaign and run it, even if it's with complete strangers I get online, I want to do something, I always need a weekly thing to work on mentally to distract me
>>18674 #
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>>18673 #
the fact we no one here minds you means someone can love you
Anonymous
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I never tell anyone my birthday, its unlinked from all the social media I still have and I pretend it doesnt exist
that works for me, less people to say congratulations and for me to feign gratituity for their well wishes
>>18676 #
ah theyre doing that "Oh momma's little boy is so grown up now" stuff? Mine gave up on that after noticing how anhedonic I am towards birthdays or celebrations in general
>>18676 #>>18677 #>>18680 #
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>>18675 #
I live with my parents, so this last week has been a slow hellish roll up to today, I can't wait for tomorrow. I can't wait to have 365 days of safety.
>>18675 #
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>>18675 #
mine is AUGUST 18 and everyone here better mark this date down. and its also exactly 6 moths after noras bd, meaning her birthday is my half-birthday and vice versa. that will be so cute when we are married; gotta hand it to my dad he jizzed me out at the exact right moment to make this happen

please fix the cut off
>>18678 #
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>>18677 #
thats close to my besties birthday I found this out after his birthday, having known him for a few years
cute roach and cute nora backstory lore
>>18679 #
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>>18675 #
>Mine gave up on that after noticing how anhedonic I am towards birthdays or celebrations in general
Mine aren't so observant. I'm literally despondent today, suicidal infact. Yet I bet they'll still try and sing happy birthday..
>>18681 #
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>>18681 #
No, it's nothing to do with my birthday, I'm just depressed today. It happens. I don't understand it, sometimes I'm depressed, it is what it is, I will feel better in the morning.
Anonymous
>>18679 #
she also has that cute prominent eye circle gene that I like
cute
Anonymous
>>18692 #
phwoah, lizzie 2 is a proper slag 'er
Anonymous
>>18697 #
acid will be the cute trophy wife to a nerd billionaire one day
>>18699 #
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>>18699 #
I will become a nerd billionaire and make it reality, then.
>>18701 #
Anonymous
some good nora posts today
>>18706 #
Anonymous
>>18704 #
incredibly esoteric tiktok page
Anonymous
going on night walk to scare women rn
Anonymous
>>18709 #
and? we all love nora
Anonymous
>>18711 #
>>18712 #
h-h-hot... 😳
draining your balls in Nora must be the real life equivalent of a succubus stealing your life force. Would you die afterwards? Science cannot answer this question
>>18716 #
not hot, outwardly hoorish is not attractive
>>18716 #>>18717 #>>18735 #
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>>18715 #
we love hoorish girls here.
Anonymous
>>18714 #
least gayest neko post
Anonymous
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>>18724 #
The same as every other day has been, nothing ever changes. My mind scrolls past the same thoughts every day.
I ate sushi earlier today, tasted so bland and grey that I dont think Im buying sushi again for at least a year or two
No new toks, no insta, no twatter
I played a game of CS and I top fragged (barely won, my team was pederast noob blyad suka) so overall 4/10 day I guess

ACTUALLY
gachiposting earlier t oday easily made this day 7/10 at the minimum

hbu cutie neko
>>18727 #
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>>18725 #
I'm supposed to be the depressed one, stop stealing my gimmick...
I've already blogged about being depressed today. 5/10.
>>18728 #
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>>18728 #
I'd prosper in scandi because I'd have one friend there :)
>>18730 #
Anonymous
Considering taking a years break in my studies next year or so to do military service
>>18733 #
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>>18733 #
male camaraderie and shoot guns and shit
maybe I stay in the military and become a sniper instead of a cucky lawyer
Anonymous
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>>18738 #
you're telling me you dont have sufficient evidence on my illegal emerald mine in Burkina Faso to charge me yet?...
oh dear I have been worrying for nothing
Anonymous
my spoilering didnt work but somehow kinda works anyways
Anonymous
>>18743 #
Do I see it as a real job? No
I do kind of look down on people that do porn but I ultimately dont really care whether or not some does it. its their life
Anonymous
>>18743 #
unironically I do not look down on women that bravely choose to do onlyfans, i offer them my full support, emotionally and financially. i salute the brave and bold women, transwomen and women of color that choose to suffer with an onlyfans career even in this sexist patriarchal world. I fucking love titties.
>>18747 #
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>>18746 #
>women of color
>color
I thought that was an AP post but now I am confused
>>18748 #
Anonymous
>>18747 #
it was an AP post, I just spelled it the americna way to fool you
Anonymous
>he is americanized
its over. british vernacular has fallen. millions must update their dictionaries

Anonymous
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>forsen is listening to the Terraria night time soundtrack whilst having a good run on minecraft
he beats the record RIGHT NOW
Anonymous
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how is he this bad
he wasted like 10 seconds just missing his axe swings
its not mordhau mr. fors just click the blazes
Anonymous
>got a happy birthday message from a friend's ex-girlfriend
>but not from that friend
wtf
>>18758 #
Anonymous
stop tying your shoes mr. fors
Anonymous
>>18758 #
i had to check, but discord doesn't announce your birthday or anything so she must've written it down/remembered?
that's weird
>>18763 #
Anonymous
>when woman shows you basic decency
she wants to fuck you so bad bro fr fr
>>18766 #
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>>18760 #
no neko just means cat but I did get the inspiration for the theme from looking at her room and all the plushies
Anonymous
>>18764 #
me when the cashier looks at me and smiles (she is trained to do this)
Anonymous
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bros the hot girl at the mcdonalds counter just shouted my number out in a kinda flirt way, she said "thirty one~" but like, she said it with a tilde at the end like she wants me bad.

she probably figured how many i was when she packed my order (2 big macs, 1 medium fries, 1 oreo mcflurry, 2 chocolate milkshakes, 12 mcnuggets)
>>18769 #
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Mr fors threw the run. Good trying mr fors, another 6 hours of training in the tank
tomorrow we get the record for sure this time. well played and see you tomorrow mr fors
Anonymous
>>18767 #
>how many i was
she figured you were multiple? I dont think it is ethical for her to diagnose you if she isnt your psychiatrist
Anonymous
in movies the nerd always gets the girl
but in real life the 6'2 blonde haired blue eyed plant chad gets the d&d girl

it's not fucking fair nerd bros
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Anonymous
>>18773 #
i thought you said she was too stacy 4 u
Anonymous
>>18777 #
no lmao the sorceror is probably the only dude at the table less fuckable than me. 💀
well, the DM is kinda ugly and has a lazy eye..
>>18779 #
Anonymous
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>>18778 #
I remember what you said earlier about the Dale Carnegie book not emphasizing enough that you shouldn't be.a doormat
I can't help but wonder if you've gone too far in the opposite direction and you're being too competitive now with other dudes at the table
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>>18779 #
that was someone else, I recall what you're referring to but it ain't me, it ain't me, i ain't no senator's son.
>>18793 #
Anonymous
>>18780 #
same
I didnt see it initially but I definitely matured into the opinion
I thought they were both dumb in the beginning
Anonymous
>>18779 #
ap would never say something based come on bro
Anonymous
>>18779 #
>me
>competitive
anon I literally shrivel and hide away from women, I am a doormat, I let the fucking sorcerer autist waste my time at the table, instead of openly calling him out for hogging game time for an uninteresting subplot that only hurts the parties chances.
>>18793 #
Anonymous
>>18786 #
you cant tell that nines is asian?
Anonymous
>>18789 #
nekomin probably rigged it. everybody knows Em MOGS Nine.
Anonymous
oh wait they are both men
Anonymous
>>18781 #
>>18784 #
oh well, maybe I misread
Still though, there's nothing inherently dormatty about that
I think you can come off as patient and cool minded for being the one to entertain the autist without getting mad or condescending
>>18802 #
Anonymous
>>18795 #
>Nine mogs Em
>Amanda mogs Nine
>Em mogs Amanda
round and round, and round it goes, where it stops nobody knows
>>18797 #
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>>18796 #
I know youre being silly but look at the tok, its not rock paper scissors aside from the fact that Em's jaw looks like a rock
Amanda clearly mogs them all in that and probably mogs so hard it spills over to the next tok posted in the thread and she mogs that girl too
>>18798 #
Anonymous
>>18797 #
Em is the best looking one in that tok, and that's solely down to the fact that Nine's makeup is horrible.
>>18799 #
Anonymous
>>18798 #
in that tok yes maybe em mogs nines but amanda >>>>>>>>>>>>> powergap >>>>>>>>>>>meme
Anonymous
>>18802 #
incredibly forced tok
dei does it again
common dei L
Anonymous
just figured out you can put a tiktok on 2x speed bc i rested my thumb on the right side for a little too long
>>18808 #
Anonymous
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oh right nekos another rewminder whilst we are still at least 4 of us here
in 19 hours and 20 minutes from NOW, Friday the 13th neko movie night
Anonymous
>>18812 #
that whole set was so good fr fr
Anonymous
>>18810 #
*rolls a 1 immediately after*
Anonymous
#d20 (7)
Anonymous
Is she expensive, delicate, and luxurious like an expensive dinner plate
Or is he saying plate as in one dish of a dinner
So she's desirable like a nice dish?
🤔
Anonymous
>>18824 #
It looks pretty but idk, I could not justify spending so much money on a machine that tells time when I got a phone in my pocket for that
Wearing watches seems so frivolous like you're paying money to participate in a social wealth signalling game
>>18834 #
Anonymous
>>18833 #
thats pretty much exactly what it is
ive never worn watches regularly and probably wont do until i get a cushy "prestigious" office job but when I do ill probably get a watch like that, its so insanely pretty
Anonymous
>>18836 #
I have a crush on both of them but she is the cutest yea
Anonymous
>>18835 #
plaid sweater looks like cuter jessu
Anonymous
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this one is actually funny because it's just good old fashioned comedy, no racism.
Anonymous
>>18839 #
wasn't this down to some quirk of swedish law where rape is defined very broadly
>>18842 #
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>>18841 #
its because the way we count rape cases
in other countries, in an example of one guy keeping a girl hostage and raping her 50 times over the course of a month it only counts as 1 rape case, in sweden it counts as 50 rape cases / 50 counts of rape
>>18843 #
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i prefer dumb digital watches but not casio ones - they are so tacky with their labels, its like walking around with a shirt that still has the price tag on. ive been thinking about importing this japanese tokiji clock for 300 euros
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>>18850 #
looks simultaneously cool and techy/nerdy if that's what ur going for
Anonymous
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what do you guys think of smart watches
I though they were gimmicky at first but my bro was showing me this feature where you tapped the watch with your other hand in a spot and it completed a circuit from hand to hand to analyze your body fat %
seemed kinda cool
also they track your location and elevation while biking and keep track of your sleep too?
>>18857 #>>18869 #
Anonymous
>>18856 #
my personal belief is that they are skinny-fat middle aged woman tier
never seen anyone else use them
>>18860 #
Anonymous
>>18857 #
i see it as a slightly wealthy urbanite apple-product-buyer type of thing
Anonymous
>>18862 #
thanks to squid game, alice in borderland, and that other movie anon was showing on twitch, i feel like i associate asian cinema with depressing plotlines now
>>18866 #
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>>18866 #
Something in my mind says that the depressing ones are probably more reflective of the reality of these countries
Don't koreans and japs overwork themselves to death
[YouTube] ???
Anonymous
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And to be honest theyre not depressing, theyre just real
they cover stuff that all people go through, thats why they have no real plot and no good conclusion. just like life
also this was the first ever posted canthinky to /ttg/, I unfortunately brought doom upon this universe
>>18873 #
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>>18856 #
none of that is worth it to me, it would be another device to charge that i would mostly look at to tell the time
Anonymous
and i need to sleep good talk today #autobahn
BANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
>>18872 #
Anonymous
>>18881 #
go to stockholm in winter
they also have a subway system
Anonymous
>>18890 #
lets goooooooo my spell worked
I woke up with a strange jaw ache however, felt like it was dislocated like a snake in my sleep
Anonymous
>>18894 #
nvm, neko says 4 hours ago from tiktok id but it was posted 8h ago
>>18896 #
Anonymous
>>18896 #
nvm i hit refresh and now it says 8h ago too lol
Anonymous
>>18893 #
on the topic of GTA V music, the blonded radio is so good man
[YouTube] ???
good music and lots of yapping
I love gta radio stations, the San Andreas ones are especially good
>>18899 #
Anonymous
>>18898 #
the only songs i remember from gta 5 is the glamorous song and the gas pedal song, probably because they got repetitive choruses like a kpop
>>18900 #
Anonymous
>>18900 #
yeah but i knew it before gta v so i dont associate it with the game
>>18902 #
Anonymous
>>18901 #
Impressive, I think this song being in GTA mightve been one of my first exposures to any music out of mexico ever, back when I heard it in like 2013 or whenever gta 5 came out
>>18903 #
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>>18902 #
i played it way after release date so maybe it popularized it enough to show up in my feed
first spanish song i was into was [YouTube] ??? from big lebowski movie
>>18904 #
Anonymous
>>18903 #
Ive never seen the big lebowski, Ive heard too many people praise it like its the messiah of film and equally as many people unequivocally shitting on it as the most dumb movie that only nu-males watch that I cant help but feel a strong aversion to watching it and entertaining the arguments of either camp
Also I kinda wanna drink a white russian but someone said that the only people that like those are Big lebowski fanboys and now I dont wanna drink one in fear of looking like that
>>18905 #
Anonymous
>>18904 #
imo movies are a bad medium for comedy and its always a lot of slapstick, big lebowski isnt a movie i praise
>>18906 #
Anonymous
>>18905 #
yeah, its a bit of a high horse take of mine but I consider movies a lesser form of art in many cases (as oppos