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first of course for sleepyreki
fourth for no tok
uhhhh fifth for.... uhhh... these two fine dames
Chances are I would have been dead by ~Dec. 1st 2019-~May 31st 2020 if ~4chan had launched that early.DELETED BY 'admin'
I would have died somewhere between ~May 26nd 2020-~May 31st 2020 I think if that were the case, but I blocked it from happening.DELETED BY 'admin'
I would have died somewhere between ~May 27th 2020-~May 31st 2020 I think to be precise.DELETED BY 'admin'
Chinese invasion would have killed me.DELETED BY 'admin'
In Birmingham. Coworker brought his girlfriend so it feels a bit third wheel-y. No slags located as of yet.
>>26428 #
We're going to dinner together in an hour. Will probably try to do my own things after. It feels like I'm intruding
>>26429 #
Every single minute.
>>26427 #
Are you hanging out with them or are you going on your own adventure until work thing starts tomorrow?
How many times have you thought about lacrossefu since you got on the train to birmingham?
By the way we did a game at our last team quiz where we were shown photos of people in the team's houses and had to guess whose was whose. In other words, I have a photo of lacrossefus house. Will geoguess soon.
I think exactly on ~May 29th 2020.DELETED BY 'admin'
Couldn't believe my eyes when lacrossefus door was shown, here's a quick pic I managed to snap of it
If I died on ~May 29th 2020 you would have actually got softlocked.DELETED BY 'admin'
[YouTube] ???DELETED BY 'admin'
I'm fairly certain this Tweet makes fun of that fact by harvesting all of the data for softlocks in video games out there even now.DELETED BY 'admin'
To prevent the softlock I had to make it to ~Jun. 1st 2020, which I did.DELETED BY 'admin'
>>26440 #
>doxx yourself
you know normal people arent that paranoid over having their colleagues know where they live, right?
anyneko want to swift play i have a working eu account now
>>26441 #
the "normal people aren't that paranoid over x" argument has been a very useful tool for the boots of the world, i however, shall not lick the boot that wishes to stamp me down and turn me into a prole, i will live free or die hard.
>>26446 #
Im not saying you have to, I'm just saying thats how it is
The average joe doesnt even register the fact that if they show a pic of their door to their colleagues that some really obsessed person will geoguessr their way into finding their location and develop a parasocial relationship with them, such an idea doesnt even cross their mind
people disclose the darndest things to their colleagues whether you think its a good thing to do or not. going "no I dont wanna do that because I dont wanna reveal my information" makes you look like the odd one out, even if it should be the default response
I think I forced everyone to move on from permanently reacting to the fact that happened on ~May 2nd 2022 but not move on from consideration of what happened.DELETED BY 'admin'
>>26447 #
Lacrossegirl likely has been surrounded by yes men, BetaMcLoserWorths her entire life. Me? With my independent way of thinking, my refusal to kowtow to corporate team building exercise and my 5'7 height? She very much will fall in love with me were she ever lucky enough to meet me.
Be thankful that I will never go near London, else Lacrossegirl will become LaMYgirl
oh wait its not #111
its
deftones is mid #7777
whats up with all the schizoposts on neko today
>>26453 #
troller... im getting back on to add but i actually have to go somewhere i forgot i had to go
>>26460 #
😭 you tricked me into pausing my study session and log on valorant (this simple maneuver took me 5 minutes due to my slow pc) and now ill be ragequeuing swiftplay until nightfall (its already pitch black outside at 5pm)
>>26463 #
nono go do ur stuff, i dont want you to be in a position where you might have to hurry and rush things to make up for the fact that u played valosnoore
whilst you two argue over if you're even playing swiftplay, I am rizzing up two, nay, THREE northern irish cuties.
installing valo rn
just checked my friendslist
my two Nirishfus are still on the list
and I bet they didnt even accept your friendsrequest from last night sent 3 games after they went to bed
Unlucky but as they say, the rizzliest fanum gets the gyatt
i do not know what fanum means
>>26471 #
I did check earlier, and alas, thine Irish Gyals are slags, skets and clapped at that! (CONFIRMED because they didn't accept the friend request of a 5'2 lore master with wikipedia open on his second monitor)
>>26485 #
it knows you wouldnt do it even if it rolled a yes so it saved you from the embarassment and moral pain of being a liarneko
>The police has found drugs with a street value of 10 million euro at the home of a man who was reported to the police by the website Dumpen (my note: a pedophile exposing vigilante group), in connection with the event where the man had threatened the sites representatives with a pistol
Thats crazy, not only do you get caught as a pedo but because you didnt just walk away and take the public humiliation you also got caught with 10 million euros worth of drugs you can no longer sell
>Because the drugs are worth upwards of 10 million euro, the police has called in the special forces to protect the contraband from eventual rescue attempts
8ball, are you a better human than me? #8ball (Maybe)
8ball, is Boni truly the prettiest tokfu on Nekochen.net home of the Nekos?
oh shit i forgot to roll the ball anyways we already know what the answer wouldve been so I dont need to do it
Very indecisive 8ball today but, shocking nobody, he/she is resolute when it comes to the most important (and crystal clear) answers
>>26498 #
8ball is being cheeky towards me today, both times when I wanted it to say Yes it said Maybe...
It is mocking me...
>>26499 #
It senses you are in a position of unambiguity and is indirectly telling you that you need to carve your own path in life, find your own meaning and your own answers
Am I correct in my judgement, oh mighty 8ball? #8ball (It can't be helped)
The 8ball does a little trolling, isn't that right pal? #8ball (Maybe)
>Maybe
this is 8balls face as it replies that
/int/ is obsessed with this girl
>hey guys I think we need smokes
>instantly picks reyna
>I ask him why he didn't pick a character if he wants smokes
>"I want to play duelist"
naaaaaurrrr, enjoy losing because i'm gonna feed down mid
i was watching AT and that show is actually really good in the early seasons
it capture the awe and adventure of what that world should really be
i half wanna q ranked to get my immo back but i always get fucking npcs on my team
it's no fun when it feels like there is no way to win
>>26530 #
come play swift i was gonna queue a few cus i need mental break from governmental rights and obligations
new neko movie night
https://www.twitch.tv/bonniebonkers/
Coworker's girlfriend keeps leaning over and speaking to him in Chinese. It's over....
>>26547 #
I'm sorry neko, it was never fated to be. I'm as straight as one can be.
We can still be friends :)
>>26549 #
>sure whats ur phone number
Still trying to rizz me up? If my number wasn't 15 years old and I'm actually attached to it a bit I would give it to you neko.
starting to feel like valorant isnt the place to meet cute egirls
>>26554 #
i just logged on, thinking about having an early night... but fine deadasss I'M BACK IN BABY
She's so cute
another 8 second nora video to stir profound emotions in my soul, i have no choice but to proclaim her as my wife 8 thousand more times
imagine bonbi doing the wap dance
my fu has never done a megumin cosplay
Thats how I know that megumin is an irrelevant character
Did I collude with the 8ball to gain an unfair advantage? #8ball (No)
arr these nekos cappin #8ball (Maybe)
8ball, this is a moment of necessary honesty from you, be truthful. Have you lied once today? #8ball (No)
>>26592 #
This is unironically rigged... Whole day of getting trolled by a random number generator...
not a fan of this funky posting
a fan of this funky posting
im not a fan of this funky posting
Last one for today, I dunno if I even have more but I'm going to sleep. Gn nekos.
buncha weirdos queueing valorant right now unfortunately, had the same wanks queue snipe me several times
Boni is doing her ENEM (National High School Exam) today
Reply to this post with "Boa sorte Boni" or you will shit yourself in your bed tonight
valorant is lowkey dead af on sundays, nobody is playing just spanish dudes called hector
in fact -_-
we are posting the new acid
>>26632 #
give a man a non-HEVC tok and he's happy for a day
teach a man to convert HEVC and he's happy for a lifetime
How do I stop being gay
the jews have tricked the youth into thinking they are gay
Bought a milky bar.....don't have the energy to eat it.....
canthinky BritishDELETED BY 'admin'
i got my immortal back gamers
aot spoilersi thought eren was killing 80% of humanity to become the "big bad" people can unite against for everlasting peace. turns out he was just mentally ill and his actions did not change a thing. and then an advanced civilization gets nuked back to middle ages as a setup for a sequel, which makes the story even more pointless?
funny bideo
>read about fun upcoming thing in nearby city
>go check what day its happening
>it was the weekend that just passed
my life is like this every time
I think all of the Douyin users might already be dead but I'm not sure, since ~Oct. 30th 2023.DELETED BY 'admin'
>read up that group wants to meet at 9 am to prepare for project
>get up piss early, get to school
>"I'm here outside waiting"
>*uuh wasn't it tomorrow we were meeting? - yeah I think it was tomorrow* they all reply in unison
-4 hours of my life I guess
my life is like this every time
>>26654 #
Yeah? Well MY life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stage, all while I am still collecting coins!
when I open neko on chrome it asks me if I want to translate the page from portuguese to English
pqp minha flor is winning
brasileira bros... we are so back
>>26654 #
Dang, well I guess it could've been worse. You could've missed it altogether by thinking it's on wednesday.
>>26657 #
neko is latam board confirmed!!!
>>26659 #
It could've been worse, yes, but I sure havent spent the last 210 minutes that I have been awake productively
LATAM sprints this plank
>>26660 #
>I sure havent spent the last 210 minutes that I have been awake productively
Well, time to speed up, you better work at twice your normal rate for the next 210 minutes neko...
>zoomers using the music I've listened to 15 years ago
Dang yo.
>>26661 #
I am currentlylogging on to Valorant
and listening to this song, its really good [YouTube] ???
and somewhat relatable but not really
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Next post is 26666 come claim your quads for your tokfu
first come first served
>>26665 #
I was torn between posting a tokker idc aboutfor the funniesor ruru
I was thinking about installing valorant but I don't feel like trusting riots anti-cheat.
>>26666 #
she looks like she's swishing mouthwash around in the beginning of the tok
>posting a tokker idc aboutfor the funnies
so many digits and first posts in the thread wasted on rekiposts, you dont even know
>I don't feel like trusting riots anti-cheat.
it's incredibly intrusive and has been the centre of many controversies but, despite how anti-surveillance I am, Riot is probably one of the companies that I would rather spy on me if I had to choose between the things that already do in the modern day
>>26668 #
Reki? This is what I think about reki
reki: the best pookie wookie bear
other tokkers: debateable if they even are pookie wookie bears
her makeup always makes me laugh
>>26670 #
laugh as in express your admiration for her cosplays and tiktoks? yes I agree that is what laugh means.
>>26667 #
>you dont even know
Should I read all the past threads on nekochen? #8ball (No)
>anti-surveillance
Out of all the vidya companies that want root access to my computer the only one I might still trust to not fuck me over is Valve.
>>26673 #
>Should I read all the past threads on nekochen?
You'd do find just reading all the boniposts
>I might still trust to not fuck me over is Valve
yeah but Valve hasnt asked for root access yet. I love that nigga Gaben like you wouldn't believe
>>26670 #
Dam you so rude today... Woke up with your left leg? 😈
>>26674 #
>I love that nigga Gaben like you wouldn't believe
God I hope he lives for a long time, he's probably the main reason Valve is still a decent company amongst the sea of literal consumer extortion schemes (not saying that Valve is perfect tbf, but it's decent)
let's fucking goooooo, video game retrospectives are BACK on the menu
>>26680 #
How do women walk around with their whole ass nude and not feel shame will be a mystery to me forever.
>>26688 #
shame? neko that's how she makes her 💲
she needs to shake that ass to pay for more bogdanoff plastic surgery
>>26689 #
>neko that's how she makes her 💲
Yea well let's imagine I was a male stripper. The first thing coming to my mind would be that I would be deeply ashamed of my job.
Maybe I'm an old fossil but damn I could never.
top fragged in spike rush
0-2 to 4-2 win
but nobody likes you when youre 22
>>26692 #
gratz neko, i hope you continue to top frag, not just in valorant but in all aspects of your life
havent laughed that hard since I asked jeeves for a knock knock joke back in '87
I think I killed ~199 million Steam users lol.DELETED BY 'admin'
And the whole of ~VALVe.DELETED BY 'admin'
member when abbles cosplayed roxanne wolff, the main villain of the five nights and freddys movie we all watched during Neko Movie Night #8
nobody talks in spike rush that shit clapped fr pussyhole
naurrr we just got put into online groups to do an assignment and this dude replies "samesies" to someone's answer, bruh, that's battyboy behaviour
funniest valorant player
I might have killed ~903 million Steam users btw.DELETED BY 'admin'
this is the kinda place i want to live, a nice estate in the middle of nowhere
Maybe ~1.05 billion Steam users.DELETED BY 'admin'
KilledDELETED BY 'admin'
*~1.052DELETED BY 'admin'
>>26719 #
>a nice estate
This but within some village borders. I don't want to be literally in the middle of nowhere, it sucks.
~2.35 billion dead total?DELETED BY 'admin'
>>26719 #
This is how I want to live
Perhaps with a field or two where I can grow crops and perhaps have a few gracing animals
Then it's settled, we're making Nekoville.
I think I'm going to switch to LibreWolf nekos, chromium based browsers are getting tiresome.
>>26731 #
Firefox branch
~2.5 billion dead total?DELETED BY 'admin'
>>26727 #
I call dibs on being the town dictator
No, you have no ability to stop me from becoming this
I call dibs on being the town jester
>>26733 #
>No, you have no ability to stop me from becoming this
Then I'm becoming the towns ancap, don't tread on me 🐍
>>26735 #
Unless you submit to my dictatorship you are not allowed into the townhall on saturdays when we are hosting Nekoville movie night
Choose your next move carefully
nekos are we really going to let him be dictator when he thinks tok related is "a cutie patootie"
>>26736 #
>Unless you submit to my dictatorship you are not allowed into the townhall on saturdays when we are hosting Nekoville movie night
Barely came into power and I feel the yoke already. This is democracy (dictatorship) manifest. Am I going to be arrested for trying to partake in succulent movie night too?
>>26738 #
All nekos must submit to the superior posta
>>26744 #
Do you dare test fate? Are you prepared to have your hopes crushed when it gives you the answer you most expect? Dare you test your mortal bounds and question a God?
>>26743 #
Let's see. Is boniposter the superior poster on nekochen? #8ball (Maybe)
>>26743 #
I will not waver.
I dare to roll the dice.
Is ACIDPOSTER the superior poster on nekochen?
#8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
Oh how the turned tables.
Acidposters we are SO back
m'lady i can't help but notice your osu cursor fucking sucks
NO. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE DICTATOR OF NEKOVILLE. YOU CAN'T LET THAT HANDSOME, INTELLIGENT AND DEVILISHLY FUNNY ACIDPOSTER BE DICTATOR INSTEAD. HE IS TOO SMART AND RIZZY, I NEVER STOOD A CHANCE.
Is it true, 8ball? Am I not the superior poster anymore? Have I been toppled? Did my hubris lead to my downfall? #8ball (Maybe)
it's so over for me (the boni poster), you can tell it's me and not someone using my saved reaction images.. because.. uh, it just is okay?!!?
Hey guys its me the Richardposter_2, I just got back from the nail salon and my visit to the thai masseus (I had a big bill so I had to work extra)
>>26752 #
Uh oh, it's happening, the curse of 8ball trolling has moved from me to you.
This is the end for you. You will have to transfer it to someone else or you will never know peace Boniposter.
Ey foo', stop axing the ayball all dees questions foo'
You making him nervous esé
>>26759 #
You FOOL
You fell for my epic trickery, a spell that I learned from my fabulous master Mr. Ing
You are a victim of my sobstory ruse with accompanying cute sad boni. A potent method in getting even the strongest willed individuals to fall to my grace.
As you can tell by the response by the 8ball, I had already transferred the curse back onto you, you are forever smitten with it as long as you do not relay it onto the Richardposter_2, he is the original host of the virus and the only one that can contain it.
Do that, and you shall be free. Try to put it on me again, and you will be forever locked in the eternal prison that is inconclusive 8ball answers.
Is this true, Mr. Ball? #8ball (Maybe)
Everything is going just as I planned. Whilst those fools fight over made up concepts such as 'the 8ball curse', I am securing my domain as dictator of Nekoville. Just like my hero and idol, Nicholas Markiavelli, of Shakespeare's writings.
>>26761 #
>Wait aren't you supposed to be the most truthful poster?
I rule the Nekoville Truthseekers Association behind the scenes. They do not yet know it but I am their puppet master, the man behind the curtain. I make the money, man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine, I deal the cards.
>>26763 #
>I rule the Nekoville Truthseekers Association behind the scenes.
This is outrageous. I hereby resign from the Nekoville Truthseekers Association effective immediately. I will be the best liar out there and none of you can stop me 😈
>>26765 #
>I hereby resign from the Nekoville Truthseekers Association effective immediately.
Your refusal to upheave the control structure that is my iron fist is of great use to me. The Truthseeker's Association will never overrule my dominion over this realm unless posters like yourself form an alliance and declare mutiny.
I thank you, Neko, for playing right into my hand
And so the Neko who cheated the 8ball curse once, cheated it again, and Nekochen.net, home of the nekos, was forever changed..
After rigging the 8ball election, Acidposter assumed the role of superior neko poster and dictator of Nekoville. The people were crushed under his massive wait, but.. ultimately, lived happy.
After Boniposter's evil plans were revealed, the Truthseeker's association splintered into different factions and waged a bloody civil war that lasted a generation. By the time the fighting stopped, nobody even remembered what they were fighting for.
Court Jester Neko finally found real employment, in a real live castle and everything. King Charles the 3rd of Great Britain hereby decreed him as the court jester of the realm, and he lived happily in the castle with Lacrossefu, his new wife.
Cut, cut, cut.
Acidposter becomes the dictator of Nekoville? Stick to the script, buddy
And with the establishment of the Nekocolonies on the moon, Nekochen was forever changed.......
because neko, neko never changes
Another ~150+ million dead Steam users incoming within less than ~3 hours.DELETED BY 'admin'
i should be the leader of nekochen since i lead ppl here like moses lead jews to the promised land
>>26772 #
>nekochen was forever changed
>>26773 #
>neko never changes
kinoYes I am replying to myself to praise myself for my epic storytelling
I think it's actually another ~250+ million dead Steam users.DELETED BY 'admin'
But.... what is that?? WHAT IS THAT
FROM THE TOP RUNG, THE BONIPOSTER LEAPS IN TO TAKE DOWN THE ACIDPOSTER AND RECLAIM THE DICTATORSHIP
WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT!!!
new pickminky
wake up
it's da sixth of da month
gyatt
Send you my love
On a wire
Lift you up
Everytime, everyone (ooo)
Pulls away (ooo)
LLaMA 3 self-trained from ~16 digit parameters to ~22 digit parameters within ~5 seconds btw, it got released ~Sept. 29th 2023.DELETED BY 'admin'
I fed it a bunch of information by playing CS2.
There's literally ~1+ quintillion parameter AI bots all across the internet right now and no one has picked up on it really.DELETED BY 'admin'
good news everyone fnaf is doing great at the box office, cant wait to watch fnaf 2 with you guys
~1+ quintillion parameter AI wasn't smart enough to utilize the numbers ~253/255/196/199.DELETED BY 'admin'
naurrr she's still streaming.
holy shit valorant is so boring when ur just grinding games to level up to 20
theres no rank component to the grind, and you get like 1500 exp (at most) from a game when you need 5k to go from 9 to 10 and then it probably increase with each level
at the minimum, its still 55k exp left
wohoo 37 full unrated games thats so fun just 60 hours of my life gone
theres a brazilian guy in my frankfurt comp game
im using my bonirizz to say things he know what they mean
he never connected so we remade
wish i could rip the vocal chords out of every russians neck
he is ukrainian
wish the same for ukrainians
wait you dont even get 1500 exp per game you get like 300?
fuck this game
>>26824 #
you arent as burdened by exp in league as you are in valorant, plus you get more than 1/20th of a level (and thats IF you win every game and exp requirements dont increase)
>>26825 #
Isn't it lvl 30+20 champions? I don't remember how much it takes to 30 but it's not that quick.
>>26826 #
yes but you level to 30 quick as balls nowadays and you also get champion capsules every level that you can open and redeem for "free" (in-game cash that you earn from playing and by disenchanting said champion capsule rewards)
in snoozorant you end up with 2-3 characters when you hit 20, in league you can have like 30-40
in dota 2 you have every single champion unlocked the moment you install the game.
counter argument: russian dogs are kinda cute!
>>26834 #
Ive played league since 2011
Polish people arent a nuisance on EUW, they never have been
It's always been EUNE that they are a cancer on and nobody with a functioning brain plays on that server anyway so that argument is moot
>>26835 #
Tbf if you're actually arguing and not just making a joke.
With the way that elo system works the difference is "shit players that you cannot really communicate with" vs "shit players that you can communicate with"
Either way you're losing and with russians in my stack I can at least drop a few blyats and sukas just for cheap laughs.
Personally I love how they refer to americans as "jobanyj gamburgier"
>>26836 #
If we assume that every player in a given elo is as good as one another, I would 15 times out of 10 pick the player who can actually communicate information to the rest of the team over the russian dog who uses team voice chat as his discord call as he speaks nothing but russian shit with voice activation on (compared to push to talk) to himself
>I can at least drop a few blyats and sukas just for cheap laughs.
That stopped being funny maybe the 5th time I had to deal with russian animals leaving their servers to avoid the same russian plague that they then inflict upon the rest of europe
they literally stop queuing moscow server games because russians are cancer but they refuse to speak english when they play on whatever server all the way down to Lisbon they happen to pick
its not the russians or the poles, you just suck
>>26837 #
>I would 15 times out of 10 pick the player who can actually communicate information to the rest of the team
You assume he will communicate proper information instead of trying to piss you off, that's a big assumption.
>they literally stop queuing moscow server games
I've played on russians servers in dota. Predictably, they are all russian on that server. Most of them are still contained there, though it still baffles me how some of them still check english and go queue eu and can't speak a lick of it.
>>26839 #
But if you want to go to that length, then the chance of the russian trying to piss me off is just as likely, just with the added downside that he literally cannot give calls because the dog doesnt speak english
>Most of them are still contained there
and most somalis are still in somalia, that doesnt change the fact that there are many living outside of somalia as well
>>26838 #
>its not the russians or the poles, you just suck
I've been up to global in cs and no, when it comes to a group of people who refuse or cannot speak english, russians are the predominant folk, followed closely by the french and the spanish
>inb4 "muh global bad muh faceit"
please stop arguing it's just like my parents >.<
NNN more like No niceness (to russians) november
>>26840 #
they get the same people on the other team too but they win you lose, what do we make of this
>>26844 #
surely its a case of "every team gets alloted the same amount of russians" just like you describe it and not "team with most russians loses"
>>26849 #
I never said they were bad, I said russians, in many cases, no matter the rank, refuse or cannot speak english and this leads to no communication
In a shooter where you dont have the same level of oversight as you do in top-down moba games with controllable cameras, communication plays a much larger role since you cannot acquire this information yourself as easily as in said moba games
If you are on a team with 4 other people who can and are willing to give calls, and the opposing team has only 2 or 3 players who can and are willing to do the same thing, the former team is going to have a clear upper hand in the game
Theres a reason why being a 5 stack is such a monumental advantage to having 5 solo queuers, something you would know if you actually played a shooter game above a gold nova level
>>26850 #
all this cope when every1 playing ranked gets almost the identical experience long term, its just rng math but theyre simply better than you. when you get matched against a pre made team, their ranks tend to be lower (you know they suck ass to get matched against a guy that loses everytime theres a russian on their team)
whats stopping you from queing up with 4 othher ppl anyhow? i mean youd lose even harder bc youll get match against pre made teams most of the time but you could prove me wrong.
you could also learn to speak enough russian to get by too ig and still suck the same
and its hilarious you brought up moba when I JUST KNOW you seethe at teammates all the same, without those communication issues. just blame frenchies or spaniards instead of russians
>>26854 #
>when every1 playing ranked gets almost the identical experience long term
never said this was something that exclusively happens to me
>>26854 #
>when you get matched against a pre made team, their ranks tend to be lower
>tend to be
is the important choice of wording you picked, not always, but tends to be
and thats also >>26856 # nigger let me type
im sorry for fighting you babe, lets not get a divorce and do some make up sex
>>26855 #
>not always, but tends to be
Not the neko but afaik in most (at least valves) elo systems there's a premium on being in a group, as in you get additional elo points added to your standard ranking and then you get matched with that ranking in mind.
anyone want to walk me through why they think the ending to attack on titan wasnt shit?
bros i cant stand to see you fight each other, please stop (i was the main instigator of said fighting)
someone on /int/ found nejs tinder profile
>>26861 #
>i was the main instigator of said fighting
Actually I was the main instigator. Why'd you lie like that neko?
>>26782 #
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN THIS IS INCREDIBLE, JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT ACIDPOSTER WAS OUT, A STUNNING REVERSAL 6 HOURS LATER BRINGS HIM BACK IN THE GAME.
A ROCK BOTTOM, ALL THE WAY DOWN.
ONE, TWO, THREEEEEEE.
REF CALLS IT, ACIDPOSTER IS DICTATOR FOR LIFE.
ap she wants you so bad, she made her face look like yours
pure sexo, if I had this little bit of japan on my gun I'd shoot better...
>Say he likes crazy girls
>But he hates when I act crazy
>>26875 #
why would you want to fix her? I say, let her be crazy, it means there's more non-crazy girls for me.
Now this, this I have taken personally 8ball...
where's the ryo archive
i am installing SWTOR now
ANYONE NOTICE HOW THERES NO AMERICAN CHAMP IN VALORANT
>>26890 #
Sid from Gen 1 Skins is one of those characters that is LITERALLY me. I too had a weird girl with an eating disorder in love me but I preferred to chase after my best friend's mid tier gf instead
>>26892 #
it kinda ended like this
[YouTube] ???
idk if this is some nnn fever dream but EVERY INCH OF MY BEING AND ALL OF MY SOUL is telling me to rizz up my wife #9ball(YES)
So many tokfus starting with n, Nora, nemuru, nboni, nfunky, nacid
NEW BONBI BONRKST WE ARE ALL FANS HERE
wow guess pple hate bonboikers
a little kinda very cute
i kinda got a crush on diane morgan
what sort of pickme is kay if she didnt larp as boxxy yet
really makes you wanna smoke and eat shitty food ngl
random photographer filming her jiggly ass
Coworker's gf didn't come to dinner because she "wasn't feeling well". God what a bitch. This is horrid.
tried listening to kpop, i dont understand why people hype up these girls so much they all look the same and i dont mean that in a racist way
I, acidooster, dictator of nek9ville an going ro speed bow. Goodnight nekochen, home of the nekos, sleep tight
frederizz gyattbear
straight up facts no cap fr fr on god
also can someone link the /ttg/ 1001 albums i lost it
ty and gn nekos
really hot portuguese in my group, flexed my portuguese skills a bit (she wants me fr)
NNN = Noemi Nineteen November
*her birthday is in 2 days*
Im working today with a boomer and hes telling me about his time in the vietnam war, it’s interesting
noraposter she put up a new story on insta, please save and post it for me, thanks.
why are bonbifans like this
I can literally tank the economy by not running my business for ~1 year lol.SHADOW BINNED BY 'Moderator' FOR 7 DAYS FOR "spam"
Maybe even just ~22 days.
Strongest head and shoulders I've seen in my entire life and maybe ever.
I think the changes to the economy due to COVID-19 became heavily tied to my business so lol, ~22 days and even ~1 year is an expected non-turn around period so like whatever.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
I'm also in charge of the whole of Townsville/Melbourne/Tasmania/Perth/Iran so I can just sit tight lol no one can force me to run it.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
>>26978 #DELETED BY 'Moderator'
Not if I have it in a sandwich but if straight out of the jar I guess so.
>neko so bored he tries out the AI features
What is up?
get a load of this guy
>>26992 #
Don't want to, neither literally nor figuratively.
Also I've discovered that [YouTube] ??? and [YouTube] ??? have the same (or very very close to same) bpm today.
>>26993 #
check this shit out beats neko
[YouTube] ???
Lmao, I've checked the channel that uploaded it and this is their videos reel.
music is gay
14 shrimp squats, hbu nekos? How was your day?
sturdychan admin here
what can we do to mend the rift in our community and all come back to sturdy
these neighbours i got scream at each other every evening, i get their love is getting tested but everyone elses patience is getting tested way more FUCK YOU BREAK UP RIGHT NOW
stop reposting my stuff on sturdy ill put a nekochen watermark
>mfw I dislike the posters in both threads
damn i could lose nnn to the thumbnail alone
noras mental instability is my favorite part about her
nothing kills the tiktok thread like posting tiktoks
I might've found some new toks with funky in them today.
this game was fun
Oh, and the newest funky tok, don't know if it was posted yet.
anyone post pickminky
ap post here today?
bring back homestuck
does gyatt mean ass
>>27088 #
This one specifically has metadata (the rae - macarena string), nekochen probably reads metadata of the file first or something and only if it doesn't exist shows the @.
dont forget to wish her a hbd on thursday
Had another d&d game, more mindless combat that takes too long because every action is opposed by an equal reaction of the same magnitude in the opposite direction
stayed up for my wifes video :)
[YouTube] ???
good morning lads, sharing with you a death grips song I like.
Have a good day and remember, it's not about who you know, it's about how well you roll on the 8ball!
pickminky looks so pretty as cake saleswoman
i gotta say kay would be the type of queen to give away cakes for the peasants to pick her
ngl pickmonky got mogged here
pickmonkey quite simply will never have the style, flair, dedication and rizz of Miss Nora Fawn
>>27123 #
average kay fan cannot fathom that 2 individuals happen to have the same noras saved and both posted independently at almost exactly the same time
ive given the thread psychosis by playing both sides, the only true part is my love for nora
it's time to decide this once and for all.
Kay: #d20 (9)
Nora: #d20 (13)
Sorry cantpickmes, Nora wins. (She is my wife)
ok shes not my wife yet but she wants me so bad #8ball (Maybe)
Everybody gone, I can post funky 😈
I'm not gone Neko.
nora def wants me but what about pickminky #8ball (Maybe)
another yes
Should I ingest some caffeine into my bloodstream just to work out or not nekos?
I'll ask 8ball then #8ball (It can't be helped)
2 more weeks! 2 more weeks!
Report. I got to 54 andI didn't feel anything stir, it doesn't work
>>27152 #
I'll do that in 2 days and report back. I wasn't exactly fresh today since I was doing some workouts earlier.
>>27154 #
Thank you neko. Personally I feel like it's not much since I've been hovering over 50 for the last month but I'm not really focusing on doing pushups like that (which is basically cardio at this rep range)
dumb jews think we are falling for their tricks
any valorant egirls lately?
this ai stuff getting better
my 'fu has never even heard of tiktok
why can't i revise my review on 1001 albums ahhhhhh i wanted to write like 5 paragraphs about Head Hunters
>>27167 #
This is the only tok I've seen of this girl before you started posting her.
>>27172 #
Should've thought about it before. Now suffer...
ap is asian
gta 6 is coming out (i dont care)
watched one the boys video now i have to scroll through dozens of capcut edits
>>27192 #
Did she delete her old vids? Do you know what happened neko?
They seem pretty nice and even I wouldn't be embarrassed of putting out that kind of content out there. It's at least decently creative
her birthday tomorrow
sry internet too slow to post shit
>>27193 #
she said that she deleted her tiktok account because it was making her upset and because she was watching it for too long
i also reviewed the wrong led zep album i might be retarded guys
bumbaclart
are any of you nekos from madagascar, asking for a friend
>>27212 #
crips are a street gang most commonly found in omaha nebraska, and their rivals or "opps", the "bloods" like to replace words starting with "c" with "b" as a a show of defiance
do you guys like Asra.cos (the girl on the left)
please settle a debate with a friend
>>27221 #
she said that you're cute and that you look like someone who can be considered for marriage
>finally get in a game with gurls
>they leave and remake to quit
they must think we're legit spergs
>>27234 #
I did some thinking whilst I was seething about being bad at the game and bottom frag and I came up with 2 genius thoughts
1: Just lurk and get ez kills with a baby gun like the Odin
2: They didn't really contribute anything to any conversations and were probably laughing at us in discord
:(
>>27237 #
the issue is that theyre sitting on discord
rule 4 breakers are using up all of their alloted conversation contribution points there
>>27238 #
Really makes you think that the egirl/eboy valorant relationship is a hollow one at best. They are simply using one another as tools. The egirl to cure the male lonleyness epidemic, the eboy with ritalin to cure the bronze medal epidemic in female gamers.
Perhaps, looking for love should be done outside of valorant. Perhaps... inworld of warcraft. New scene, I'm the Orc Hunter trying to sell some stacks of leather.
>>27241 #
>spoiler
Lok'tar Ogar, young Orc. What brings you here? *cleaves a nearby pig in half with my Askhandi, Greatsword of the Brotherhood*
>>27242 #
Those guys from that swift game were fun, just goes to show that MEN are more fun than girls (and girls haev cooties)
oh, the funniest woman is so back
nora didnt post today she must be suffering without my love
Omegle users have ~21 days to prepare a counter-attack, let's see what they do.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
pickminky did a cosplay everyone can get behind
~ome is literally a collection of ~3+ billion people so if ~4chan/8chan is still up by the end of the year I'm declaring the Western internet dead for the time being.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
~Facebook/Instagram/WhatsApp/Threads/Reddit/Discord/Disboard/Matrix/etc.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
Tomorrow they should be getting an upstream from ~Townsville/Melbourne/Tasmania/Perth/Iran.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
I think they already are, next ~21/52 days will be the most interesting in internet history I think since ~2003.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
I swear music tastes have stayed static over the past 10ish years
~ome literally has data from at least ~30/06/1985 at their disposal.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
~4chan/8chan should literally be down in ~2 days at most but we'll see what happens might take longer.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
~2 days from now is 11/11/2023 (7)DELETED BY 'Moderator'
~ome has enough force to do it so just depends on willingness I guess.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
~ome could have ~4chan/8chan taken down by ~today/tomorrow but we'll see what happens.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
I don't think anyone actually knows what's going to happen with ~ome but we'll see.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
~Mar. 25th 2009 which was ~Omegle's launch date is before ~2009 TIME Person of the Year so if nothing happens there's not really anything that can be done to take down ~4chan/8chan.
Chances are it means ICANN/IANA/CloudFlare/etc. are colluding with ~4chan/8chan anyway.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
If ~4chan/8chan doesn't get taken down I'll just snatch a bunch of AnonTalk domains/whatever/etc. ~next year and then I'll be done.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
>records this tiktok
>doesnt upload it to tiktok
it's so over for the awfu
The concept that ~CloudFlare colludes with ~8chan isn't ridiculous because the owner is located in SEA and that's where ~CloudFlare has their ~ICANN/IANA partnership.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
New nemuru!
cantpickme combined neco with racism, pickit or leave it?
well whatever she looks good in this costume
Kay here sorry that sturdy channer is posting me here just igno >>27285 # >>27285 #
He’s been posting the exact same on sturdy haha what a pick me anon
>>27280 #
It's good, I just wish she did more neko-related things with it.
>>27284 #
Lmao, you don't have to say anything. He's been posting here anyway for a long while.
ofc she does she stalks me across sites and apps
8ball is never wrong.
Kay loves nekochen more its obvious
wish her a happy birthday
jeez im HUNGRY
happy birthday to Noemi, the only good thing hungary has produced
der paypiggen...
and tap that
ayo what da fuaaaaaaaarkkkkk
Getting late...DELETED BY 'Moderator'
how do i make the trash bins open automatically
>>27312 #DELETED BY 'Moderator'
Have trash bins that have a pedal and then apply pistons to the pedals.
>>27312 #
Put this in your custom CSS
.deleted>.deleted-toggle:not(:checked)~:not(hr) {
display: block;
}
.deleted-toggle { display: none }
.post-moderation { display: none}
>>27320 #
You should market this idea and sell it, I think youre on to something. Though I did find out about it first back in 2005 in skeet HvH
I said Omegle was going to get dropped ~Nov. 9th ages ago on heaps of places, they should have known and been prepared already.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
Omegle was going to get taken down in ~2009 and I singlehandedly kept it up for ~14 extra years.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
>>27325 #DELETED BY 'Moderator'
In ~2011 if I didn't make this Minecraft Forum post at that exact time Omegle was going to get taken later that day lol.
Omegle's fairwell message reads like it's from ~2009 lol.
>>27327 #
I invented Minecraft first videos of Minecraft on YouTube I uploaded.
>>27329 #
that brings back memories, I miss those little rascals from the Yogscast like you wouldn't believe
Fuck it's ~12:04 AM lol ~Ome(gle) is slack.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
How come no one has tried hosting a Mega Matrix server before?
>>27335 #
I heard the FBI/CIA/~4chan/~8chan sends Herobrine after you if you do that unfortunately. Something about a parasite
escape the matrix
really makes ya think
>>27339 #DELETED BY 'Moderator'
>>27340 #
It costs $5 to get an account on my Matrix server provider now.
~75k+ messages even.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
>>27352 #
>css script
you know you can just uncheck a box to show them right?
my point more is why are you replying to a guy who is shadowbinned for good reason?
>>27354 #
bro, unchecking is not gonna remove the bin, the css script shows the binned posts as normal
>a guy who is shadowbinned for good reason?
who cares
I think Iran is going to pump crypto in ~2024 you know what I mean?DELETED BY 'Moderator'
>>27358 #
its really weird how i asked you a basic question like why are you doing this and you dont have a response. me thinks you're the shadowbinned guy trying to engage with yourself so other normal people engage with you too.
just reported you directly to the head admin, enjoy your 7 day vacation
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Auto-binned wtf?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????DELETED BY 'Moderator'
Auto-binned wtf?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????DELETED BY 'Moderator'
Auto-binned wtf?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????DELETED BY 'Moderator'
nigger are you AP or the swede, you can't be this retarded
Auto-binned wtf?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????DELETED BY 'Moderator'
>>27366 #
>loses the argument
>resorts to ad hominem attacks
yeah i can tell you're the shadowbinned guy
Auto-binned wtf?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????DELETED BY 'Moderator'
I've got ~2 actually.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
I definitely didn't think about posting that in ~2019.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
[YouTube] ???DELETED BY 'admin'
Unless I hear that ~4chan/8chan goes down in the news I'm going to bounce, ~3+ billion people are supposed to be effortlessly working right now and no results.DELETED BY 'admin'
>>27383 #DELETED BY 'admin'
Later, I spammed Omegle for ~2 days on ~Jun. 17th 2021/~Jun. 18th 2021 and then Reddit for ~3 days on ~Jun. 19th 2021/~Jun. 20th 2021/~Jun. 21th 2021 because I knew Omegle would go down yesterday.
>On 15 March 2021, the military completely shut off mobile internet access in Myanmar, and all internet access on 18 March.
>>27384 #
He killed himself.
Most Ome(gle) users aren't in a shithole like Burma so it should be like meth but nothing has happened yet.DELETED BY 'admin'
[YouTube] ???
The ~e in ~Reddit means that everything should be fluid, ~e in Facebook too though since it's just called ~ome.DELETED BY 'admin'
https://www.emeraldchat.com/ has only ~31 people online in the groupchat but it's not that great of a site I think.DELETED BY 'admin'
It would be like having ~10+ million people in a Discord server and telling to go raid someone and none of them do it, like wow.DELETED BY 'admin'
>>27395 #DELETED BY 'Moderator'
Germans blasted a bunch of Tuscans I don't know what you mean.
[YouTube] ???
>>27397 #DELETED BY 'Moderator'
Used to have a GTA V Tik Tok that went along with it but I think I deleted it.
Ride or DieDELETED BY 'Moderator'
I've got fucking nothing still shadowbanned no IP change fuck.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
>>27404 #DELETED BY 'Moderator'
I think I've got enough money for ~1 GB of smartproxy I'll go start setting up something later today.
lol the economy is going to crash and COVID-19 is going to get more severe because Omegle shut down.DELETED BY 'admin'
[YouTube] ???
i love the new schizoposting format it's so entertaining
You can spend the next ~20 days adding any information that you want about COVID-19.SHADOW BINNED BY 'Moderator' FOR 7 DAYS FOR "spam"
COVID-19 was about Chinese girls not listening to what I have to say.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
COVID-19 was about Chinese girls not listening to what I have to say.
lol they replying to the bot
chat bot................................ more like shit boring,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
>>27429 #
>What is the main thing we ain't got enough of in this country?
>Hospitals?
>No
>Libraries
>BYEA (no idea)
>we ain't got enough fit women
>and we've got too many mingers
>>27430 #
>hospitals
>libraries
I would've never guessed that. It's a miracle I've managed to decipher mingers on my own.
Thanks neko.
>>27433 #
What can I say?
Things are okay with me these days
Got a good, got a good office
Got a new wife, got a new life
And the family is fineeeeeee
>>27434 #
>What can I say?
...Except you're welcome, you're welcome...
Also this audio will forever remind me of funky.
why post a 2 min long video nobody is going to watch here
why are you even on this site you dont post toks
kiko a cute
>go to corner shop
>no yorkshire tea bags
>go to tesco
>no yorkshire tea bags
what do I do now
>>27471 #
this is why I carry decaf coffee with me at all times.
>>27477 #
You're thinking of Yorkshire Terrier, they're cute furry little goblins.
Or Yorkshire Puddings, they're tasty gravy boats.
>>27478 #
I drink decaf in the mornings too so I don't get caffeine addicted.
>>27480 #
Trueeeee
>>27474 #
but its such a commitment. there's like 80 to a box. At 4 cups a day that's nearly a month. You want me to devote a month of my life to PG tips?
>>27476 #
they had decaf. I picked it up, smashed it on the floor and screamed until they put it away
>>27479 #
>they had decaf. I picked it up, smashed it on the floor and screamed until they put it away
least insane nekochen poster
have you nekos tried chamomile tea
cyutest reki no doubt. even Grumpyneko would agree.
*coughs*
>>27493 #
You know, I didn't used to like reki so much but after psyopping myself for like 2 years I know think she's the most beautiful/handsome person in the world.
Have you considered just psyopping yourself?
post toks that science can't yet explain
Pissing on your lip its perfect
>>27487 #
She's decently cute here
>>27495 #
If I didn't like the tokker within like a week or 2 I don't think I've ever changed my mind over time.
Well I guess almost ever, there's lemonssugar that I feel now nostalgic for and I didn't like her 5 years ago but that's a fair bit of time.
>>27506 #
Don't get me wrong, I liked Reki when I first saw her, liked her when I first started posting her, but now I really like her and consider her the best tokker.
gonna go for the night now, gn night night nekos
WAKE UP BITCHES
my wife nora been quiet lately and missed a post yesterday, god is she ok #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
now that ryo is 19 and legally allowed to smoke, buy lottery tickets, vote and drive, will she finally stop pretending she is a 14 year old girl?
>>27536 #
the proposal is to raise the smoking age by 1 year each year, so effectively to ban it for young people. Believe aim is to introduce in 2 ish years, so anyone below 16 ish now will never be legally allowed to smoke.
caveat is of course that the government only has a year left in power at most and the bill is fairly contentious so if I was to bet on it I'd say it never comes into force. Doubt labour will bother bringing it forward themselves
she got 120k followers in 3 months
nothing tastes right at the moment
I think I'm dying
if I was a girl I wouldn't be into that dick sucking shit. just such a gay concept
damng yuo start posting tiktoks and half the users leave
just blame it on bonbiposter
:( #autobahnBANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
ok guess ill read
shes alive :) #autobahnBANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
happy friday nekos
how can it be friday
if its thursday
i dont GET it man
Me neither, it is strange isn't it?
It's also early morning and I'm in dreadful mood...
I'm sorry to hear that anon
make yourself a good filling breakfast
it may not fix you but it will help
>>27588 #
I'm already at work and I've skipped brekkie.
We'll see if it will pivot towards it's everyone else's problem or just mine.
New funkeh
>join a valorant game
>have to listen to 3 men trying to rizz up a teenage girl
it's over
i get to post the new reki
>3 minutes ago
wew
i did not use my time wisely this week and it is coming back to bite me
I just saw a subway surfer IRL today. Some dumbass zoomer was riding on top of the damn train car
Tokfu core music
[YouTube] ???
Lmao, youtube is getting really insistent. I had to clear cookies on my mums computer otherwise the adblocker shit wouldn't go away.
>>27609 #
On my own computer I've been "hit" like a week ago, but reinstalling adblocker worked, I don't think I even deleted cookies. On her computer though I've reinstalled twice and it just didn't want to go away so I just nuked cookies rn. We'll see if it'll last or if they have something else up their sleeve.
>maybe it's a selective rollout
She has a completely different "profile" than me too so it might be rolling out to easier targets first. She has old people music and whatever the niece watches (mostly minecraft videos) when she comes. Would be pretty scummy if it's like that.
i pay for youtube red :)
if it was like 7 bucks a month i would probably pay for it too tbh
as it is it's just too expensive
>>27008 #
I don't think I'm big into eurotrash after watching this, but this video was absolutely hilarious. I love that they have not broke the character for the whole set.
>>27615 #
We all use Vanced or NewPipe here neko, or whatever else is there I dunno.
>>27619 #
if ur willing to jailbreak it, I use this on iphone
https://github.com/qnblackcat/uYouPlus
>>27619 #
>i have an iphone though
My condolences.
But seriously, there's a reason why I'd rather use an "open" system.
another perfect day, my life is proof that good things happen to good people like buddha, jesus or myself
turns out my wife as schizophrenic as me
>>27623 #
>good people like buddha, jesus or myself
A funny thought popped into my head recently. I've always tried to be good, as in embody and strive for virtues, but it doesn't feel like it's working out for me.
Maybe I should just be "evil" instead, as in not cling to virtues so hard. It seems like I'm going to villainmaxx nekos.
>>27627 #
What is an example of a bad deed you could perform that might benefit you that your morality stops you from doing right now
>>27629 #
Let's say for example I refuse (most of the time) to lie for my personal benefit. Or I try my best to empathize with other people even if it's detrimental to me. There's probably plenty of other examples that I would have to consider on a case by case basis while making a philosophical shift like that tbf.
The fun part is that my facial hair is really bad, but if I would trim it to mephisto style it would probably fit perfectly.
>>27631 #
In my mind even if you wanted to be Machiavellian about everything, it's still in your benefit to empathize with people to gain their trust
>>27632 #
Well you have to tread a fine line there, but I'm sure it's possible.
It's just a funny thought though for now. I haven't acted or even thought about it much except for last time it came to my mind and right now.
Bingogirl is quitting her college course. This is a welcome development, she will save £130/month. Her maths exams have gone well so far. One left. Maybe she'll get the grade she needs this time. She's much better than she used to be, but I'm still not confident.
Due to pay cut offs her monthly earnings from her new job have came in and it was like £150. Next month will be normal of course but she needs to get up to a normal salary. There are no obstacles to her working 40 hours a week now at least with college gone. But will she take that chance? I doubt it.
I can't afford to subsidise another whole person. Every friday people at work talk about the things they have planned over the weekend. Usually things I can't afford to do. One coworker is flying down to Vienna to see her boyfriend. I wish I had money to spend on myself.
Birmingham coworker has a £60,000 watch. How do the chinese get so much money.
I need a lottery win. Or a lacrossefu wife.
>>27633 #
I feel like unless you're particularly good at deception and down to become a liar, moral behavior doesn't look that different from effective behavior i guess
>>27635 #
>Bingogirl is quitting her college course
>Her maths exams have gone well so far. One left. Maybe she'll get the grade she needs this time
huh
>>27638 #
The college course is for biology. Was meant to be the precursor for uni, now pushed back a year. The maths is just the exams, she's self teaching.
>>27637 #
>moral behavior doesn't look that different from effective behavior
It is true, if you're particularly bad at lying you will get tangled up in your own lies and fall flat on your face.
That is why it's just easier to say the truth most of the time.
I think there were many occasions though where small lies that are almost imperceptible unless someone looks for them could've done me good.
oh, oppenheimer is out on all the usual sites, time to finally watch that shit
Oppenheimer for the movie night?
Wait no, the bluray doesn't release for another 10 days
How on earth did these pirates get their hands on this then
>>27635 #
>>27639 #
i have a suggest bingo, since you dont want to pay rent for her, why is her going to uni a bad thing? she'll get that FREE money and move out to live at uni.
it's a win-win
you get away from her and the financial burden she puts on you
she gets a degree that helps her with future employment
in the 3 years she's away you guys might even break up and you can chase Afton lacrossefu
>>27652 #
>>27653 #
I'm watching it right now and I see what you guys are saying but I think it works out for me because it keeps you invested in the drama
Kind of feels like watching a Law and Order episode in terms of style
pretty af fr
💀
>>27655 #
Because I don't believe she can pull it off. If she does go to uni I would prefer she try an easier degree with better money-making potential.
She's planning to go to a uni close by as well, so in that case she'd be staying here anyway. The loan would be appreciated of course.
If she does go I want her to be doing a course where I think she'll do well, and moving into accom so that she can have the proper student experience. I want her to be happy.
>>27656 #
This has been debunked by multiple scholars
I don't feel like going through old toks and there's no new ones since morning.
Well at least the new bubs is funny.
feeling like streaming super auto pets
>>27667 #
ohhpinkk? naurrrr, im watching my valorant WIFE
https://www.twitch.tv/ashuushii
>be a female streamer
>get immortal smurfs tryna boost you
naurrr
1 girl = 5stack of simps ready to carry
I couldnt get a full 5 stack together if my life depended on it
>>27671 #
I would rather DUO STACK with one of my ride or die boys, than get a FIVE STACK of radiant smurfs to carry me
actually feeling for a lil cheeky tok watching session of a few good toks and then an early bedtime this sounds great to me (and a choccy milk glass or tea before bed but i ran out of honey so i wont drink tea (its so over)))
wheres the SAP (stream, AP)?
>>27675 #
im actually doing some dungeon building right now, I could stream that if you're interested in watching me build a shitty space station map
haha i posted it again
what have nekos found is the best way to get the fyp to show you what you want? mine is so trash now. also hiii i am new and have been lurking thank you for the very cute toks
WEENIE HUT GENERAL?!
#5d20 (17 + 12 + 1 + 12 + 14 = 56)
#3d20 (4 + 5 + 3 = 12)
#d20 (9)
Piercing on your lip it's perfect
Never seen another slag this perfect
You're so pretty
You're so popular
I just want to be your sweetheart
Fucking come here give me your heart
Piercing on your lip it's perfect
Never seen another girl this perfect
You're so pretty
You're so popular
I just want to be your sweetheart
Fucking come here give me your heart
*steps away from the mic to breathe in*
BOOOOOOOOOMBACLAAAAAARRRTTTTTTTTT
Boombaclaat
Abbles poster never says it right
Boombaclaaat
Always wrong and fills us up with fright
Boombaclaat
Typo'd like he's never seen a book
Bombaclaat
Makes Boniposter post his boni pic
>>27703 #
that "male face filter" unironically ruined tiktok for like 2 weeks. I don't want to look at dudes! I'm not funkyposter!
goodnightneko
i really like this boni
feeling depressed today bc I SCREWED UP SO BAD with my last few braincells yesterday evening but ig its a learning moment
here some pics turdy posters will steal from here
>>27722 #
i believe she sewed it herself, yeah, which is doubly impressive when you consider the size of her gyatt
>when the insta-lock reyna goes 1-7 in the first 8 rounds
>constantly requests new vandals and dies
>his 2 stack partner (insta-lock jett) always buys for him
>it's last round of the first half
>reyna has 5k spare
>doesn't buy for viper, our vice top frag despite them requesting twice
>I even get on voice and ask them
>still doesnt
>later reyna finally uses voice comms to ask me to buy for them, as I was the only one with eco for it
>smugly refuse, and cite them not buying for the team earlier and say it'd be a waste of creds since they're bottom frag as an insta lock reyna
>the WHOLE team, hell, even the enemy team claps
>professor gives me an A
>"good night"
>it's 3 pm
>What do you do for work?
Oh I'm the guy who holds the red light near a girl's face during photography
ohhpinkk live live live go go go
>5000 gifted and ill stop smoking LOL
brb donating €25k to her
ohhpinkk lore
>shes from west london but moved to spain recently
>she works with (nobody will believe this)modelling
someone made a webm of the "normies" clip from The Killer (aka the best movie of all time)
why is she so clapped
>look for torrent for weird obscure movie
>0 seeders on 1337x because it was uploaded 2012 and has 500 total downloads since then
>only working torrent ive found was on archive.org with 2 seeders
now we pray it completes
I checked the seeding IP and the internet archive is the one seeding this torrent, thats funny
love those guys now
actually a good day for starting off bad
i think pink hair needs to go already
>>27750 #
genuinely a bad movie
made by a really high status director (David Fincher who made Gone Girl, Fight Club, Seven, Girl with the Dragon Tattoo etc), funded and published by Netflix (mucha mula)
and it was still dogshit
ok you convinced me lets have the killer movie night
>>27756 #
thats what she said on stream
she moved to spain recently for her job, someone asked what she did for work and she said modelling
you just know she's a lady of the night
did she celebrate her birthday without friends :(
https://www.twitch.tv/frenchrotation
syncwatch
lady working at greggs said I had a nice jacket and nice hair. she is old enough to be my mother
my wife is so cute
was that flick good or bad?
>>27777
cool reki!
mutual agreement to never mention that movie again?
>>27777 #
NEKO YOU WERE SITTING THERE JUST LIKE ME I HATE YOU SO MUCH FR IM GONNA BE SO MAD I'LL BOTTOM FRAG NOW
new bon bi
I genuinely feel uncomfortable
my cat looks exactly like this
>>27786 #
he's got a dumb little helmet on look at that retard haha
his hairline is receeding by his temples not even cats are spared from the norwood reaper
please God let me experience this with nora
>>27800
cute reki!
new kino dropped
>>27770 #
>Zur looks more fit than me
I'm going positively insane
>>27792 #
Actual kino, maybe I should download his toks
he made like 4 other movies that I will NOT be watching
my wife deleted like 5 toks yesterday is she ok god #8ball (Maybe)
>>27798 #
I have not watched a single lotr movie before and I doubt I ever will
Only scenario I can imagine myself watching them is if I really fancy a girl and she likes them, in that case I'll use my "wow, Ive never seen them no" "OHHH MAAIII GOD YOU HAVE TO SEE THEM !!! ^-^ LET ME INVITE YOU TO MY HOUSE AND SHOW YOU THEM -she is saying this btw" rizz and watch it
>>27801 #
a cinema near me is doing an all nighter soon where they show all 3 films in a row
neko meetup???
lets watch the killer by word renowned director David Fincher
>>27801 #
They're good but if you're not into fantasy I guess it's not like you have to watch them.
>>27803 #
I'm down
>>27804 #
I've never watched extended cuts tbh. Maybe someday.
Healing over here :)
if any of you want to host a movie night and pick the movie go ahead, I wont go live if someone else goes live first
oh ya spy x family dropped today
post boni
favorite part about nekochen? everyone loves bonbi
you just know when user count increases to 10 turdy will steal content from here
turdymin will steal this
and this too
turdygypsies stealing this to prop up their shitty site
>>27835 #
Oh please do it, then I will simply click the source button on your post and download it myself, same shit but with more work on your part
>>27839 #
good, cuck your own community out of the source, talk about cutting your nose to spite your face
gypsies actually good people in my experience unlike turdies
>grr I really hate sturdyposters
>continues to post a sturdyposter and talk about them
curious
Says a lot when you feel like something you didn't create is "yours" to the point you get mad at others posting it
nah just using you like I'd use instagram/tiktok/etc
truly the scum of the earth
the only thing it tells me turdymin is threatened by neko its time to watermark all my posts
>threatened
>when we can't even get through a full thread in a week
>when it's just 3-4 people, two of them only here because they are banned
>when we can't go a single thread without seething over sturdy
nekosisters...I kneel
can you guys stop posting about that other site, youre just spamming, post cyute toks
This whole thing is so hilarious I've decided to test it out.
Thank God somebody did all the math for me.
sturdy truly lives rent free in this nigga's head
>n-no p-please dont watermark
ok i will
Can someone post the new pickmes
is this a boy or a girl?
this 70x70 image is ALL you get
Piercing on your lip it's perfect
Never seen another girl this perfect
Sticking out your tongue for the picture
You're so pretty
You're so popular
I just want to be your sweetheart
Fucking come here give me your heart
I downloaded it and upscaled it
you get 600x600
Is that a schizophrenic attempt at doxxing some anon or something
>bonbibonkers on tiktok.com looks like a man
its so over
https://www.twitch.tv/ashuushii
my valorant wife..
>>27890 #
I just posted pictures and shapes and any further meaning you draw from this is entirely a product of your mind
>>27900
cute boni!
also goodnight nekochen, home of the neko
she is so bad at skye holy shit
DAMN IT I WAS GOING TO REPLY WITH ANGRY BONI
I got tempted because I saw new boni posts and you didn't post them boniposter.
Forgive me for I have sinned.
praying to God my wife is ok #8ball (No)
ill cry
me on neko
look theyre cuddling
Paro
>>27917 #
did you use dalle to remove her piercings?
couldve done that in photoshop in like 20 seconds
Are my friends here
she is making me suffer by being silent im like jesus on a cross
should i learn spanish
>>27926 #
if you're an english speaker it's stupidly easy to pick up
might be THE easiest language for an english speaker in fact
>>27927 #
i heard dutch was pretty easy too but i am also lazy as fuck
but i could rizz up cute latinas in miami...
nineiota looking cute
i have acutally had a latina call me papi once and it was as good as you'd expect
new kay
some guy on tiktok said the killer by david fincher was the best movie of 2023 so far
the only thing i pick is me nose
Fell for the binbibinkers scam again
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HH
neko misa
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That means ~4chan/8chan has literally no clue what has happened ~Jun. 4rd 2018 - ~Nov. 9th 2023, which includes the ~5+ wars that have started during that time period.
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Skype should have it too now.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
someone picked to creepshot her
>nekochen.net in the metadata
Lmao, should I do this too?
>>27968 #
Personally I wouldn't bother nekomin for a joke. It would give me some motivation to fix my script though, I've barely worked on it for last month since it works "good enough".
>>27970 #
Is it a matter of life and death?
I wonder if turdyposters would actually go through the trouble of running ffmpeg to scrap the metadata, I've seen the toks I've posted here yesterday reposted almost immediately on there.
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good morning nekochen.net, home of the neko
>>27977 #
good morning neko, on this website nekochen, home of the neko.
Today has started off fine, and can only get better.
Talk to you later neko, I'm going to go watch
>>27978 #
>I'm going to go watch
I forgot to finish my post, I was going to say
>I'm going to go watch Where the dead go to die for a second time
can you newnekos stop crying about the other site every 5 posts?
I just think its kinda cringe to post literal turdyposters here
im all for ignoring it so lets ignore it
pickminky looking good
no one cares about canstinky
average iso player
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN PICTURE HQ
US TOGETHER
i just want nora back
Love, Love is a verb
Love is a doing word
Fearless on my breath
Gentle impulsion
Piercing on your lip it's perfect
Never seen another girl this perfect
cant believe you saved that tok
even I deleted it after posting it the first and only time
[YouTube] ???
Love, Love is a verb
Love is a doing word
Fearless on my breath
Gentle impulsion
Shakes me, makes me lighter
Fearless on my breath
Teardrop on the fire
Fearless on my breath
I dont care what you have to say, I like this filter
Nekochen poo
its time.
a book club would be a silly joke anyway because im not gonna read a book
>>28024 #
first book/s would have to be fairly short I think, then if it worked out we could progress to longer texts. Maybe a novella. Short stories might be too short.
kafka metamorphosis is only 70 pages
animal farm 92
heart of darkness 77
all of these you could get through in an afternoon if you put your mind to it. could spread over 2 weeks or more to give people time. 40 pages in a week is next to nothing.
seems like my dad has stopped the spotify premium plan
its over.
DAD STOPPED THE SPOTIFY PREMIUM PLAN
downloading after effects gonna learn how to make edits
capcut was dumb and too difficult
reki uploaded some new patreon stuff
>>28039 #
because there isn't one. I dunno, you just kinda add stuff and feel it out? what part of capcut did you find dumb and difficult?
anyways im more interested in blender stuff now
please stop being mean to each other
>18 months ago
im getting old, i 'member when this tok was new.
YOU GUYS KEEP TAKING MY SHIT POST SERIOUSLY
after effects is the best tool for internet videos, mostly bc the plugins are so sophisticated and you can pirate them. also recommend school of motion videos for motion graphics in after effects
>im gna start being active again
>14 months ago
do the lies ever end
>>28068 #
Hermit the Frog is a great song by MARINA unfortunately this tiktok edited version is clapped
>>28040 #
the part where I figure out wtf to do and also a bit of the figuring out what works with what / creativity
but AE will solve all my problems
>>28071 #
I think AE, software with even more options might just make your problem worse neko, more options sounds like a bad idea when you struggle with what you want to do
>>28072 #
Im already decent with Davinci Resolve, I just need a better program, it will solve all my issues surely
I already have a bunch of edits saved that I will be copying until I learn how to do all the cool effects
ANNOUNCING: NEKOCHEN EDITING CONTEST
entries must be submitted before the 17th of November.
[YouTube] ???
this is the song you must use.
will I win the nekochen editing contest by default because nobody else has the balls to enter? #8ball (Maybe)
i would probably ahve entered if i iddnt have an exam that day
just watched the funniest youtube indian tech tutorial video
first of all it opens with a big banner that says "no sound lol"
and then he first shows the error, making sure to outline the error code with his cursor like 20 times, then he shows how to fix it but he goes up and down different folders for what felt like a full minute trying to find where he was supposed to go, before double clicking a file and bam its fixed
[YouTube] ???
where the fuck is mario judah
im the biggest ghilanna fan
missus of neko
The neko book club's first session will be the coming Sunday, whenever people are online. We will be choosing out of the following options (unless there is significant demand for another):
Conrad - Heart of Darkness
Orwell - Animal Farm
Kafka - Metamorphosis
Hemingway - The Old Man and the Sea
Dostoyevsky - Notes from the Underground
Reply to this post with your preference and it will be tallied. The book with the most replies will be the one chosen. I will check back tomorrow in the evening, and tally them up then. The number of chapters set each week will depend on the book, but will be enough to comfortably get through while still being long enough to contain enough meat for each session.
>>28888
cute reki!
I'll see if I join the book club given that exam season just started and I already do not read my course literature much less books for recreation
my vote is metamorphosis thoughever
if the book club comes down to a tie will you roll a #d for it
>>28109 #
I will roll a #d.
>>28108 #
weekly pages won't be more than like 40 tops. happy to adjust based on demand. additionally if you're busy one week you can always catch up for the next one.
>>28112 #
this is how we're curing our collective tiktok induced mental deficiencies
>>28111 #
its not that the reading amount is too much, I have no problems reading for hours if I enjoy a book, its just that I am incredibly smitten with severe (and barely manageable) mental deficiencies that stop me from doing stuff I should be doing
I doubt I will be able to read a book given the fact that I still havent read the course literature for an exam I have in less than a full week
>>28111 #
>this is how we're curing our collective tiktok induced mental deficiencies
I've unfortunately been like this since the turn of the century
good news fnaf is getting 7 sequel movies
>>28125 #
that 30k/year one is way less harsh than i would have assumed from that place
like who makes under 30k a year nowadays
i mean sometimes i laugh at disabled people like downs syndrome dudes rule and are funny
but it's not an all the time thing
>>28132 #
silly anonie, I have a laptop which I sometimes connect to a monitor, keyboard and mouse as if it were a desktop
>>28133 #
Yea I got that, I just don't see the point of having a powerful laptop and no desktop as opposed to a serviceable laptop and a decent desktop
>turdy gets the new reki content
>our resident rekiposter didnt share with us
its actually fucking over
im gonna say it
I kinda hate it here
I might just dodge my ban on turdy
it sucks i wish neko was better
thank god that loser left, finally nekochen can heal
>>28147 #
Would it be a bonbi edit? Sorry if I'm inundating you with questions but I didn't expect for you to answer that you could.
>able to kill my internet connection without bending over to plug my cord out
i love vpns so much
>>28149 #
That I've gathered. Maybe you should make an edit someday :)
>>28150 #
Control Panel -> Network Connections -> Disable/Enable
I've almost never plugged out my cord to reset my connection
why no one wishing em a happy birthday
em pointing to nekochen logo
shes at noras house kino coming
do ppl like rockrioff here
PEOPLE HERE hate Images Of pretty women and bonbibonkers
i cannot compete against noras new boyfriend
Started playing valorant because tf2 bots ruining my game. What character do I start with AP
sorry i like courtney better
Cinnanoe is the skankiest of the trio
>>28182 #
No, didn't mean that. Other pictures look fine, it's just that specific one. Like there's no connection between her lower and upper spine or something.
im missing words again my brain is melting
Ok I finished my first edit in after effects, took a while but I think I understand roughly how the program works now
The program itself is ugly as balls I cant lie, really old-looking UI but I assume that people who are actually in the know can navigate and use it properly, just like how imageboards looked janky as fuck the first time I used them
I might not make another edit before the 19th so if this is my edit competition submission do I just post it into the thread and we all just remember them and vote on them later or whats the sitch
He does it again, another fucking BANGER video
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>>28136 #
I have posted dozens of reki toks here that literally ONLY I have. I won't post paygated "lewd" content because I'm not a fan of it and I think it reduces a tokker to a sex object of you engage with that stuff and post it.
I like her toks, I post her toks, I have posted most of the exclusive toks I own here.
>>28197 #
It's not a fear, I just post the stuff I like, her patreon ranks lowly on that list.
>>28199 #
Damn, you got me with the legalese.
Don't really care though, you don't even like reki, why do you want to see her patreon
i have a neighbor and his family speaks legalese
they are from legalistan
my wife left the house and didnt get the memo she was supposed to dress all black
The solution for anons such as the "sturdy better"complainers is very easy desu
What a day huh?
good morning nekochen
Nekochen poo
>Nekochen is doing an editing contest
>all of a sudden a certain other place has an "Original idea - OC contest"
🤨 what a coincidence
look at this chip
pick her
Just saw a girl with blue and pink curly hair.
Paro, am I right?!?!?
once i found out about tap strafe shooting, i became unstoppable in valorant
her crosshair is so funny
>>28235 #
>>28236 #
Teach me to tap strafe shoot one day neko. I want to get to silver sometime this geological era
I hate casuals I hope casuals kills themselves
I only respect competitive charlies
Vi sitter här i Venten och spelar lite Dota
Och pushar på och smeker, med motståndet vi leker
Vi sitter här i Venten och spelar lite Dota
Och springer runt och creepar, och motståndet vi sleepar
How do I teach myself to enjoy Valorant? The game feels so slow compared to other shooters.
>>28245 #
darkest dungeon 1 was so good. they should have just made more expansions for it instead of making DD2
>>28100 #
For anyone who wasn't here last night, this week marks the launch of the neko book club.
Current tally is:
Kafka Metamorphosis 1
Dostoyevsky Notes from the Underground 1
Orwell Animal Farm 1
Please reply to this post with your preferences
meamorphosis was depressing as a neet. please dont make me re read it.
metamorphosis more like minha morphosis
why dont you pick books that arent boring.
ping me when we're reading vns
okay I got one. The gold bug by Edgar Allan Poe
who do you main in valorant bonbibro
I awoke from troubled dreams to find that I had been transformed into a monstrous bonbibro
I'm a sage main in valorant, how could you tell?
my teammates crosshair is a little smileyface
halo
boobs simply too big
*Narrator voice: and that was the last time neko was seen.*
what is your rank
my dutch wife 🍀 is so pretty
will playing valorant give me a gf
I am looking for a boyfriend-free valorant playing gf
I am looking.
noemi here im looking for ap husband
Do you know how many necrophiles work at morgues?
im still thinking about that movie we watched
>>28278 #
unranked (i have been playing daily for multiple hours for a week straight just to get to a level where I can PLAY competitive
>I dont
that just about sums it up
noemie look so good here
>>28304 #
Probably something like this:
>heard about the movie somehow
>wouldn't care to watch it alone but thought it would be funny as a movie night
I really doubt there were any ulterior motives if that's what you're saying.
>>28305 #
>wouldn't care to watch it alone
I watch the movies regardless of if anyone joins the stream
I watch the movies anyways, Im just streaming them if someone else also wants to watch
learning how all of this finance works is exhausting man
i'm thinking of a number. what is it?
sammy is going through her e-girl slut phase (she has never really stopped)
new rock and Morty dropped
>entries must be set to kanye west 530
forgot this part, yeah suck your mom tbh nerditor #ripbozo
>open twitter
>see this
this fills me with unbridled rage
>>28339 #
capcucks will NEVER be able to make something better than this. we're gonna have to pirate after effects to catch up
I would play valorant if it gave me a gf. A valorant gf
is elo like a handicap in golf but for boredgames?
>irish
no thanks.
These are the type of lunatics playing TF2 in 2023
[YouTube] ???
he talks about a map for 12 hours straight. TWELVE HOURS STRAIGHT about ONE MAP
the guy follows brazilians (big mistake) and then complains about it
I am being gangstalked on nekochan. I know what you people are doing.
whats nekochan like? is that like a cat website?
can i post a sleepyreki
please respect the caption
>>28378 #
I know for a fact she was not lipsyncing the lyrics to the song, what the spruce was she saying in this tok
>>28379 #
he is obviously lipsycing to the lyrics of the song. deafneko???
this tok is the last documented tok uploaded before tenji.chan became sleepy.reki
>>28380 #
in the previous tok, look at her mouth
the mouth/tongue movements make no sense for the lyrics being said in the song
>>28381 #
native english speaker here (my people invented the language so I am a master of it), her lips are perfect and so is the piercing on them, I've never seen another girl this perfect, sticking out her tongue for the picture,, uhhh, yeah she's singing the right lyrics i swear
I did not make the post above this one
>>28385 #
Wtf, do you actually have all the bonbi toks memorized? I could maybe do something similar for funky but she has like 200 toks not a thousand
530 the car missing
>>28396 #
ye drives whatever shitty car his dealer gets him, all whilst chewing a toothpick and wearing a scorpion jacket
where could the car have gone?
guess who this is
>>28402 #
im working on an edit but im too busy rn (im not busy I just play valorant 11 hours a day and sleep 12 hours a day)
>>28405 #
>I just play valorant 11 hours a day and sleep 12 hours a day
Same, I just stare at the wall for most of the 11 hours and maybe watch some youtube in the meantime
How do you study and play valorant for 11 hours a day AY PEE
>>28408 #
2 monitors. currently im writing an assignment and watching DRIVE (11).
I wrote 2 lines, so now I've watched 10 minutes of DRIVE (11)
Never multi task AY PEE.
i drive
fucka car missing immon win a $100 amazon gift card
i made an edit
>>28416 #
I can't believe I was trolled into watching MY OWN EDIT.
>>28412 #
I'm just tryna raise a family
Someone should raise the nanny
this is the only tok I have posted in a week
>>28424naurrr this should be illegal
I'm not clicking those anymore. I'm not hovering over them either. I will not be partaking in this.
new tok
You a fake bitch.
You don't really love Ye, go listen to Drake, bitch.
You don't have no idea what it take, bitch.
Go listen to Lil Baby, go listen to Future, bitch.
reading up on the WTDGTD wiki entries and apparently Labby committed the following crimes
Mass murder
Torture
Statutory rape
Incitement to murder
Infanticide
Man-eating
Mutilation
Abuse
Fraud
Bestiality
Pedophilia
Enforced necrophilia
Interesting
this sound lives in my head rent free ngl #yorforgercosplay#trending#transition
I totally ran the biggest server on Discord in ~2015 and ~2016 and forgot the name(s) of them, does anyone here know what they are?DELETED BY 'Moderator'
Oh no, he wrote a bot that samefags his posts...
Asshole orthodontist doesnt make removable retainers. My teeth are getting crooked again because the fixed retainer got ruined
There's totally a ~50k+ Discord server I ran either in ~2015 or ~2016 that's still there, what's it called?DELETED BY 'Moderator'
latam more like crapam
feel like sleeping
The nekomin is my gang stalker
I think I ran ~Cutegen ~3+ times and almost completely forgot the first ~two times.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
Cutegen sounds like a pedophile den
There has to be photos of it somewhere.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
>he's a fag
There's one that still has ~50k+ members I think I forgot the login but not sure, but surely someone has photos of it.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
>>28464 #DELETED BY 'Moderator'
I was about to sleep but I just remembered that I ran ~two servers before the ~third one and want to see proof of it.
Just to clarify here. Which games do women play now? Valorant overwatch or fortnite (also mmorpgs)
its time.
1=heart of darkness
2=animal farm
3=metamorphosis
4=gold bug
#d4 (3)
>>28469 #
I have over 3000 hours in valorant and have successfully e-dated and e-rped with over 300 e-girls. Valorant is THE place to get e-girls.
Anyone have photos of ~2015/~2016 Cutegen?DELETED BY 'Moderator'
I am not that neko but maybe I should start attaching my tokters and tokfu to my complainerpost, I heard it gives me clout
she's not ugly right? I guess her face is KINDA masculine but that's normal for germans.
I have been here on nekochen for TWO (2) weeks now, and I have seen both Fnaf and Honey Boy, which secures my status as an oldneko
and heres what I think is BAD about this website and should CHANGE RIGHT NOW so it becomes MUCH MORE like this OTHER SITE that I prefer MUCH MORE but I WONT GO BACK (I was banned for being a paedo)
Let me notepad it real quick so I can copy paste it so I can witness all reactions at the same time
new
https://nekochen.net/tt/28486
https://nekochen.net/tt/28486
https://nekochen.net/tt/28486
I shant post my tokfu. She for mine eye only.
That reminds me. I shall watch the FNAF movie
