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I was going to make a thread with this tok and name it "Gregor edition" but you ruined it
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>>30501 #
>connections
>Create four groups of four!
this is wrong apparently
yes i know t hat gibbon fits better than gorilla but its still 4 primates
fucking retarded game
>_AND_
>i cant think of a single word
nekochen has made me realize something about myself and thats how much of a jealous type of person I am
it makes sense given my rampant overprotectiveness personality but I did not know this
Might stay up all night completing work. 29 yo work girl will be so happy with me......
Im thinking of leaving
good morning lads, try and guess the tokker challenge (impossible)
tried playing cypher, this hero is DOG.
how is the valorant gf coming along
like 1/3rd of the people i come across in valorant are foids. so maybe it's a locality problem. Not that i want a gamer gf. Theyre smelly and narcissitic
Now Pac Man, that was a game.
We need a Pac Man reboot.
The reboot also needs a bimbo version of Ms Pacman
>>30529 #
haha i wouldn't play this because i respect women and women and i respect women i am a very respectful gentleman i am also 6'5 and bench 250 btw not that this is relevant but what is relevant is that i am respectful of women and also single and i am very respectful.
>>30523 #
>Not that i want a gamer gf.
I just want a he/they, german, gamer bf with a piercing on her lip (AFAB)
is that SO much to ask for?
I think Nein.
Wearing my northernlion hoodie today. Who else repping they streamfu
kind jealous that girls can wear so many outfits and slay (purr purr) but us guys legally have to wear t-shirt and jeans every single day.
>>30538 #
same bestie, same. Mostly the being the incredibly gay and english part. I'm not a vampire (yet)
>>30543 #
>his power is like, BAM
That's the most vague statement for jojo powers I have ever heard. Dio's power is stopping time and having a very powerful stand with short range. Jotaros is pretty much just the same without stopping timeexcept for some spoilers, but I won't mention it just in case
Here's my hero :)
>>30544 #I was intentionally vague, I wrote that post knowing full well that "cool dude who's power is BAM" could be basically any JoJo character. I have a fairly decent memory of the first 4 seasons.
I haven't watched an episode of jojo
I threw this together in about 20 minutes to fuck around with some ideas, it's super overedited and has no sense to it, but I learned a lot.
Yes, I did this instead of reading Metamorphasis, stop asking me about it I'll read it eventually.
The only funny part is the first 3 seconds where it uses an audio clip from Noemi's stream.
Might work more on turning this into something proper tomorrow, then again, I really don't care about noemi toks enough to do that.
>>30549 #
I hate that it kinda slaps though, despite being really shitty. It's better than some stuff I did whilst trying, ahhhh, why can't I put my ideas to page with my pen like Colm would.
Is it just me or is EVERY girl bisexual now?
Anyone else kinda wish they were a bird
Why do girls hate android phones so much
>>30557 #
This image feels like a personal attack, just not towards me since I'm like maybe 3 things out of all of these.
Also apple is associated with status, that's the only reason really. Even today at work I've heard how younger siblings of my coworkers want Iphones because other kids have them.
where is everyone.........
my 2 days of independence end in the next 20 minutes. my time as a living breathing human expired for a few weeks more. any moment now I'll get the text. I can't bear to look.
Cute girl in New dnd club has a lazy eye. I've already imagined our life together
>>30574 #
It was beautiful... unfortunately I don't think she's into me. All 4 other guys in the group are nonbinary and I'm an AlphaMcChadWorth
>>30576 #
Her feet kept 'accidentally' touching mine under the table then she'd pull them back and apologise, it happened 7 times in 3 hours. If it happened an 8th time I'd know she wants me fr, but alas it was only 7
>>30577 #
>it happened 7 times
Well I'm not sure either, guess you're going to have to wait till the next club meeting, if it happens 8 times next time she wants you fr fr.
>>30580 #
Nah its okay, and there's only 4 weeks left of term and they've only done 5 sessions, so sessions get cancelled a lot it seems, I'll stick it out, maybe that was just a bad session
>>30581 #
>5 sessions
That's like a month lol. Well, I guess it's only 3rd month of the semester but still.
>>30583 #
Do normies really miss sessions so much? When I was playing with my friends it was session every week rain or shine pretty much. I guess if it was like something really really bad then we had to cancel but then we'd reschedule to maintain a weekly session.
>>30584 #
They all legit spend half the time on their phones, shit goes at a snail's pace. The DMs are awful and the players aren't any better.
Same, we played weekly for years straight with my friends. Barely ever missed a game.
They don't love dnd, they love the idea of dnd
>>30585 #
>they love the idea of dnd
And yet they're not trying to make that idea a reality lol. The only reason why me and my friends had fun is obviously because we were invested, even when our DM fumbled from time to time.
I would say kids these days but it's not even that, it's just I dunno, general apathy with clubs or something.
Speaking of being gramps, I think it's time for my neko sleep. Gn all the other nekos
Nekochen poo
lol those North Korean nuclear spy satellites are going to have edited everyone's genes ~1,804,356,000+ times by ~Nov. 30th 2023.BANNED BY 'admin' FOR 1 YEAR FOR "Spam"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malligyong-1
>The largest of the earthquakes to date reached magnitude 5.1 on 10 November.[9] By this time, over 22,000 earthquakes had been recorded since the beginning of the swarm in October.
I can literally feel the radiation right now.DELETED BY 'admin'
I totally programmed Rin Penrose's gene edits to try to her love me.DELETED BY 'admin'
*make herDELETED BY 'admin'
If I don't have a girlfriend by next month then okay lol.DELETED BY 'admin'
I think humans use like ~75% of their DNA and the ~25% unused DNA and ~9% of the used DNA is getting edited so ~100% of your DNA will end up being used by ~Dec. 1st 2023.POSTS OF THE SAME IP WERE VIEWED BY 'admin'
The ~36% of human DNA getting edited is totally getting edited in my favour by the way.DELETED BY 'admin'
proof that valorant cosplayers cannot cosplay deadlock
new 'awfu
>get into a comp game
>a guy is afk
>remake vote on round 2
>some funny guy votes no
>im now stuck playing 4v5 and getting stomped for 13 rounds in a row
>will lose like 20 RR for my trouble
epic game!!!
>load in
>insta-lock reyna
>yep it's gamer time
new bonis
this is so funny because it's true-
#8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
new cosmies
Noemi's music taste. Rate it or Hate it?
heilo
this is literally me after seeing latest ari
this is going on my december list
so not true x2
>>30628 #
Okay cey is pretty cute. I don't think I follow any european or american tokfu for cute content though (unless you count Turkey or Russia as european)
>>30630 #
Forgot to mention but they also have to be at least plausibly unpipelined.
Finding decently cute pipelined tokfus is not that hard.
>>30632 #
have you heard of miimmikyu >>30631 # she is unpipelined, infact she deleted her onlyfans, making her the least pipelined tokker of all time.
>>30635 #
I don't think I did before this thread, and I try to check out at least a couple toks from fus I haven't seen before. I'll make sure to do check her stuff since you recommend neko :)
>>30638 #
the page is gone and it's not on her links anymore. Money probably wasn't good enough and she underestimated how mentally draining it is to be an OF girl, and the amount of heinous people you have to interact with daily to get the bag.
>>30639 #
birb girls are better than cat girls, there, i said what we're all thinking
what do the coomers say in the onlyfans chat
we all agree horse girls are the worst right? literally every horse girl I've ever met is some level of crazy.
>>30644 #
to offset such negativity id say "me, my dad and my mum all look at your content, your work has brought this family back together"
>>30650 #
probably like 30? horse girls are a big thing in england, since it's so easy to just drive 20 minutes to a nearby horse ram ranch
>>30645 #
nora wanted to be a horse girl but shes allergic to them lol, it kinda checks out with her ngl
>>30654 #
nora wanted to be a horse girl but noraposter is already hung like a horse, so she considered that good enough
>>30665 #
well if your dick as short as 6.74 inches you should compensate by showing you are smart enough to calculate that accurately
small dick + short + ugly
BUT
I top frag in valorant.
got my degree in dick mathematics
>>30666 #
>as short as 6.74 inches
I'll have you know that's 2.4 standard deviations above average. And this will be my rizz.
i love when everyone joins in to talk about my dick, such a tight knit community
this is rockruff btw
anyone familiar with the idea that anime characters are based on white people
>>30673 #
Sorry.But you baited me posting numbers. I cannot pass on a maths joke even if my life depended on it
what would nekoanons do if their life goes wrong in every way
>>30681 #
Mine pretty much did I guess.I just go on, as long as I'm alive there's still hope for improvement. It kinda feels like copium but oh well, I refuse to do away with my life for almost any reason, maybe I would if I was deathly ill and in constant physical pain or something
>>30683 #I wasnt in the workforce till like 25, I didn't finish my uni degree, the best job I can get rn is all entry level pretty much because I also have huge gaps in employment, I've had to move in with my parents because I can't really afford to live on my own, there's plenty more but I think it paints a picture pretty well, oh yeah, I'm also almost 30 and I have achieved pretty much nothing in my life lmao
>>30685 #Most of that time I was in uni mooching off my rents, not that I'm doing anything different rn really lmao. First I went to a field I completely failed at, transfered after a year, then I've failed like 2 semesters, got depressed and sat at my house doing nothing for a whole year, came back and ultimately I didn't even finish.It's a long and painful story and I dunno if you really want to hear my whole life lmao. Suffice it to say that it would be an almost perfect example for "life goes wrong in every way", mostly because of my incompetence and unwillingness to try and fix my own problems, the only thing I'm lacking is really like a terminal illness then it would be comical.
>>30687 #Mostly, since I came back to my rents again I have a stable job, it's not anything fancy but it'll "pay the bills" (don't ask) for now. Maybe someday I'll have something better, rn I'm just pretty much biding my time. As I've said, there's always hope for a brighter future in the end. I'm not dead and I'm not even in bad health yet.
>>30689 #I dunno, will I even be able to? I've forgotten most of the things I've learned at this point and they were not that easy. I'll see what I can do maybe next year, I've seen that there's a local "university" in my small town that I might be able to transfer credits to just to finish up the degree, get the paper and just move on.
Anyway, maybe I should post some toks with my blog smut lol. Tbf, when I read through it it feels hopeless but I don't go through all my failures every day. You just gotta keep your head high and that's what's important really.
work girl said "heyyyy" with 4 y's. bros, we may be back in.....
and im women
>>30693 #
she also apologised for not making it into the office today by saying she would have been embarrassed to be lugging around 3 lacrosse sticks all day. 3??? which men is this bitch playing lacrosse with?
heard mariah careys song today for the first time
this year i mean
>>30700 #
[YouTube] ???
You should really click this link
Having to listen to really loud music to dull the need to be a complainerneko. Why do other uni students such so much. Stop being shy, we're at a board game club to interact with others
I'm drunk and on a bus what's up nekkers
deadneko it's over
you can't hide from me I'll keep this tab open until I arrive at my destination
also please someone reformat >>30704 # at a lower -cq / -crf so I can watch it without feeling like shit for eating up 26MB of my data plan I love the germ
my tokfu just posted I watched her toks on the bus
busbros we stay winning
We allhave the power to change our lives. I love you guys. Tomorrow I'll be the best me
neko so dead today
neko has fallen
yup
real talk im probably out of neko
5am and I'm on the bus to the gym let's gooo
Gym was awful, I just feel tired and exhausted, at least I don't have to go multiple times a week for months to see any progress haha right
good morning neko
>>30722 #
I was watching this tok earlier. Trying to figure out what he is eating. A quorn sausage or 2, some french fries and some sliced tomatoes?
>7 days ago
reki.. please.. new toks.... just a crumb of a tok....
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i think today i will post sleepy.reki on tiktok.com
hmmmmm today i will play kill.joy on valorant.com
clean clean clean
>17 months ago
time flies. the world is still moving. colm won't talk to you anymore.
pogchamp
>>30747 #
I wasn't passing judgment. Just curious.
I've found my glasses that I havent used for close to 10 years or something, now I can look like a nerd again.
>>30748 #
Yeah, no judgement. I've been subscribed to Reki's patreon for like a year. Not a big fan of the "lewd" stuff she does, I prefer the cuter ones like these 2 instagram pictures I've just uploaded.
Partly because I don't like seeing her be "lewd" and also she's bad at taking "lewd" pictures. But, I understand that it pays her like 150 euros a month or something from the subcribers
>>30749 #
>Not a big fan of the "lewd" stuff
>I prefer the cuter ones
Well, I do the same even for toks. Lewd stuff might excite me for a minute or two but cute stuff I could rewatch many many times so yea.
>she's bad at taking "lewd" pictures
Ohhhh, well I don't think I've seen her stuff anywhere but I don't exactly look for things like that often, but that sucks even harder.
It's a brutal economy if reki gets only 150 monthly though
>>30750 #
Reki isn't super popular on tiktok nor instagram, and I think she's not as social media savvy as say stardust. I just looked at Stardust's kofi page and she has over SIX THOUSAND donations of 3 dollars or more. That's 18,000 dollars through kofi and that's insane. Stardust might be the most donated tokfu by far. Ehhh, I know a lot of tokkers I follow hate tiktok for things like "shadowbanning" them but most of the time it's just them uploading 1 tok every 2 weeks... basically i wish my tokkers would upload more, we all think this.
>currently in a discord call with a friend and he mentioned he's trans now
it's over, i epic tomed about this recently about how i was worried he's trans and he is now.
>>30751 #
>I just looked at Stardust's kofi page and she has over SIX THOUSAND donations of 3 dollars or more.
Yo, I just looked too and she is making bank. Good for her.
>Ehhh, I know a lot of tokkers I follow hate tiktok for things like "shadowbanning" them
Lets be honest, most of the time they do not know what the heck they're doing. Social media is much much more about being consistent than having some crazy production value, Arie might be flooding it with her stuff which I dunno how that interacts with algo but if anything she is deadass consistent. There's plenty of youtubers (I guess I mostly know something about yt landscape) where they've been putting out mediocre stuff but since they're uploading weekly or more often it's enough to support them.
>i was worried he's trans and he is now
Is he going mtf? Also feels like a bruh moment if I ever saw one.
AP I am better than you. AP my dick is bigger than yours, I am younger than you and I've laid dozens more women than you have (zero). AP I am not banned on ttg despite sexualizing way more underage tokfus than you, despite being openly racist, sexist and antisemitic. because admin likes me aand he doesn't like you :)
You are a bitch. You're a faggot. I used to rape dudes like you. Fag. stay seething here in your containment board looooooooser. loooooooooooooser. haha. suck my dick.
RAPE APBANNED BY 'mod' FOR 7 DAYS FOR "rule 5"
KILL APP
startin' chapter 2
what do americans do on thanksgiving
hmmmm today i will INSTALOCK REYNA and FUCKING DIE
this is going too far
[warning: cringe]
some song of some mid ass dude hating on men so women think he's a based ally.
woke up, sent 3 emails, thats enough work for one day methinks, time to start the long weekend.
nekochen is dead...
>>30769 #
I've made it 4 captions in. Maybe I could sit through it with it muted.
>>30771 #
Long live nekochen!
>class taking turns holding presentations
>one group has a really cute girl, short, dressed kind of like a harry potter character in that whole bookworm academia style
>see transflag sticker on their laptop
naur...
2-11 first half, 23-17 end of overtime
guess everyone is posting elsewhere, nekochen is very inactive lately :/
>>30782 #
Sorry neko I'm at family thing rn, anyway I try to not post too much tonot be like 50% of the thread
I need to organise my folders. Put it on the to-do list.
nose-omi went to a genshin concert, what a nerd
yesterday I had the honour to attend the genshin Impact benefit concert in Vienna! #ad
It was definitely a magical experience and the philharmonie of the university of Vienna did an outstanding job at at performing.
As someone who has been playing Genshin Impact for over 3 years now this was a touching experience to hear these songs that have accompanied me for so long while playing live in front of me
Also it's important to note that this is a benefit concert which means it's part of genshins Impact4Music project which was initiated by HoYoverse which aims to promote musical exchange and education. All sales made from the tickets go to the student orchestra, funding the arts we got to enjoy yesterday further!
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I would definitely love to attend more events like this in the future so huge thanks to Genshin for making this possible💓
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>>30790 #
>not allowed to cry
Ok, the songs in genshin weren't that good, cmon... It's competent yea, but not some experience like some soundtracks are.
>Just casually goes to a different country
Damn I wish I was a rich continental european like Noemi.
>>30793 #Pretty decent, played some vidya, went for a walk, finalised some emails. Its not over yet either :)How about you?
>>30794 #
>I wish I was (...) rich
Me too, me tooI've went from job almost straight to a niece birthday, it was about as bad as always when it comes to family gatherings. Of course my sister asked me "wouldn't you want to have kids some day?" and "shouldn't you find a nice girl?"Well, I guess it could've been worse, it can always get worse, but right now the only thing I want is to just have some mental rest.But I am glad that your day went well :) At least one of us was spared the wringer of family gatherings
FUCKING NIGGERS IN MY ASS!!BANNED BY 'mod' FOR 7 DAYS FOR "rule 5"
IN MY FUCKING ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
we got a mod here now too
>>30798 #
Wasn't it "Moderator" for a while now already? Not that I care as long as that one dumbass is being kept from posting his cringe.
>>30799 #
it's sometimes moderator, sometimes mod, sometimes admin. I'm pretty sure its all the same guy. Neko doesn't have 3 moderators.
>>30803 #
She's had one for at least a year, probably closer to 2. Most of what she posts is selfies of her tummy and her bunda (no nudity). Occasionally she'll upload full cosplay sets with professional photography but it's mostly selfies in her bedroom
>>30800 #
nekomin wrote on his tellonym that he has 4 colleagues that help him moderate the website
it takes a lot of manpower apparently
>>30805 #
Nekomin posted in ~June 2023 that he had ~5 people helping him moderate nekochen, in ~January 2024, 2.4 billion people will die on omegle.
Nekomin I'm sorry, I'm not the guy who spammed those kinds of posts, I just find them really funny and sometimes copy his posting style, please unban me and I won't do it again. :)
Posting a tok to verify my identity.
I think that was a guy joking
uhh whoops
>>30808 #
Yea, that's why I don't do that, even though it does seem pretty funny sometimes I would rather not copy his posting style since it warrants a ban on sight.
If he wasn't such a ban evading menace then maybe.
>>30804 #
>Most of what she posts is selfies of her tummy and her bunda
Ehhh, not interested, I just wanted to see more physique posts like the one dio post.
>>30807 #
>>30808 #
sorry youre unbanned now
at least this is how you know i'm not checking ips with every post or anything..
>>30812 #
Thanks. Could you also make this OP un-hidden? It's autohidden now because of the ban I assume.
>at least this is how you know i'm not checking ips with every post or anything..
Unless you ARE checking IPs with every post and you banned me on purpose to make it seem like you're not checking IPs...
I know your game Nekomin... In ~October 2034 I will reveal the nekochen secrets folder I have archived, it is ~381.5gb in size.
>>30811 #
Yeah, it is pretty funny but I don't want to be banned again :/
She doesn't really post anything about her workout progress or anything anywhere from what I can see, outside of mentioning it at new years and then a few times across the year she doesn't really post "physique posts", I would like more of those, I like them more than outfit posts.
>>30813 #
>I don't want to be banned again
>does it again
Nekka...
>I would like more of those, I like them more than outfit posts.
Yea I would probably actually follow Zur if that was the case. Rn I'm... very ambivalent especially since I was more into her stuff before all theshit hit the fan
I dont think you can reïnstate deleted posts without some backend voodoo but I also havent messed with the git
done!
>>30821 #
I wasn't there for it but it was a gradual change I think. Curtis was probably just the straw that broke the camel's back. I've downloaded Zur toks recently and there's still some old ones I remember fondly, and then there's all the others
guys like this can pull.
whats your excuse?
and here's another one of my friends with his girlfriend
reki? this is what I think about reki
is reki a malefu #8ball (No)
Is Reki a malefu? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
Is Reki a malefu? #8ball (No)
is reki a malefu #8ball (It can't be helped)
>>30692 #
this tok has given me an existential crisis, because I sorta remember it, yet it isnt saved in any of my folders, and you've changed the numbers so it doesn't give any metadata information like days since uploaded. it's clearly in the last 2 months, likely on her ooc tiktok, yet it must be deleted because i dont see it anywhere. reeee
i will be snug as a bug in 3 minutes when ive taken all my clothes off, put the huge pile of clothing I have currently on my bed -- on my chair, and tucked myself in like a little cozy caterpillar ready to blossom out of my coccoon tomorrow morning
I've got real bad proclivity to touch grass today. Something is wrong.
>>30858 #
I think I just might after dinner. There just ain't good touching grass locations in the vicinity and Im not sure if I want to walk 4 km one way to the forest that has actual trails.
>>30860 #
Well I've got grass right outside too, what I mean is rather going to a place where I can't see civilization, which probably sets me at least a few kilometers
>xiao in number one
chinabros.... we won
REMEMEBER to read chapter 2 of Metamorphasis!
but i don't want to spoil chapter 1...
>>30864 #
Oh yea I was like halfway through it and my tiktok brain made me do other things. I'll finish it today.
>>30866 #
I read like a paragraph and then I play subway surfers for a game, that way I can satisfy my ADHD brain (I am too tiktok pilled to go to board game club and I'm only 5'10 and a 6/10 at best, it's over for me)
>>30867 #
Well, last time I've managed to read it in one sitting, it was just yesterday being rough on me lol.
>6/10 at best
Me too
>it's over for me
It's never joever.
>>30868 #
Yesterday was rough on me too, I had to send THREE emails :/
>>30870 #
Okay, I must've posted it and it's just lost in my folders somewhere, no worries, I've saved it again anyway. It's not on her OOC account so I think it might've been an instagram story and that explains why it's not in my tok folders.
>>30869 #
>I had to send THREE emails
Okay okay, stop bragging you lazy bum :)
Anyway it's time for dinner.
surprisingly cute singing from belle dolphin
dreamt about going on bus rides in the english countryside and about playing valorant and hitting heads
I played CYPHER non-stop IN iron FOR one YEAR and HERE is WHAT i LEARNED (she MOANED on MIC?!?) road TO radiant PART seventeen ~3.7 billion pink robots
naur
awful shop
I did it, I read the metamorphosis chapters.
im getting school shooter stan content on my fyp for some reason
blackpilled again
cant find a good retweet group that doesnt retweet p0rn
blackpilled again
>>30886 #
>filename
Then why'd you post the happy version?I just thought I've constructed a memory because I couldn't find the second version anywhere, also this one really hits bad
>>30889 #
thinking of this version?
nvm this is just a non-colour corrected version of the one u posted
>>30889 #
What bit gets you every time in this video? For me it THIS.
It's really silly, it's such a cute moment that's over in an instant.
>>30891 #
Lost Kitten + These video montages don't make me depressed anymore, they make me remember the happy memories. The glow is gone, the warm comforting embrace of living in those moments, but the pain of it being over has now subsided. It's just.. pleasant to remember. It's nice, it's like a solid 6/10.
>>30890 #
>>30891 #
I'm not sure if it's /wsg/ but I've seen it first time there. They do have a touch for those kind of things.
>>30892 #
>What bit gets you every time in this video?
I don't remember what it was last time but this time I've almost completely forgotten it and the slideshow that goes back really got me. That's the moment you realize it's him replaying all these happy memories after losing her or at least I get that feeling.
>don't make me depressed anymore, they make me remember the happy memories
I didn't post that one but I dunno, there's no specific memory I recall or anything, I think I'm mostly at peace with the past. It's just the idea or something, just like for the other people that haven't even been in a relationship, I've just experienced some of this so maybe it feels more real.
it has never been this over before
share the truth of the blackpill and get called a debbie downer...
blackpilled again
Just got blackpilled on the blackpill question, now I'm whitepilled.
Just got blackpilled on thinking. Now
the joke is he stopped thinking so he's left his post at "Now..."
meowmin the bonbispammer is back!!! ban he!
I'm not just the bonbi spammer, I'm also numbers schizo. On ~25 November 2023 I spammed ~17.8 million bonbis on Nekochen
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feeling blackpilled
>>30909 #
you should tell them to bonesmashmaxx instead, a hammer hurts more but scars less + you get hunter eyes and can transcend to chad
feeling bluepilled
feeling suppositorypilled
feeling mynoseisstuffedanditsstartingtograteonmesomethingmightypilled
feeling nappilled (I just had a 2 hour nap after dinner, I was snug like a bug in a rug) (that is a reference of course to Kafka's The Metamorphosis) (I read 2 chapters today and it make me 'eepy, that shit SUCKS) (I cannot read for long periods I have ADHD tiktok brainrot) (how ye doing?) (im surviving)
>>30915 #
>I just had a 2 hour nap after dinner, I was snug like a bug in a rug
That's nice, I've had a nap too today.
>how ye doing?
I'm fine, I've been on a walk to the forest today, looked at the trees, my boots got all wet and dirty. I haven't been alone unprompted in the forest for years at this point.
There were even some birds there :)
>>30916 #
we love a good walk, don't we folks?chiblee is here, and olivia munn, believe it or not..
>birds
thats nice, I don't look at birds when I go out because I dont like birders, but I support you liking birds
do you think adam obama was blackpilled? or was his schizo energy too strong to ever be depressed?
>>30919 #
As a person with a schizo in the family (actual schizophrenia), I'm not entirely sure tbf. I know that on meds my sister was able to get depressed, or at least quite sad, but off meds I don't think I've ever seen her like that, it's more manic and since there's this energy it's hard to tell.
deadge
its another 1 am way-past-my-bedtime lauren-watching episode
blackpilled again
My tf2 skills have improved but I am still a paranoid pussy when playing engineer. Those pesky spies.
Good morning neko! The sun is shining, life is wonderful and everything will be okay
whitepilled agai
>get a cosplayer gf
>she won't have sex in the cosplays that cost hundreds of dollars and several hours to make
blackpilled again!!!
>>30927 #
>read through all this yapping
Is she trying to stay single? Because what I'm seeing is she is definitely trying, or trying to score some beta bux guy that will literally not care about anything bad she does ever.
>she won't have sex in the cosplays that cost hundreds of dollars and several hours to make
Yea, it is a thing, though it depends on the cosplay and price, really if you buy her something (not talking about this girl in particular) she probably shouldn't be as opposed as when it comes to stuff she buys herself.
>>30928 #
not to be an am achshully 🤓👆🏻 guy but Shirogane-Sama earns tens of thousands a month, she isn't looking for a beta bux guy, + she's russian + she's bisexual, so she's brutally honest, she simply works too hard on her Slaayyy grindset to have time for dating, and most guys (and gals (and nonbinary pals!)) are too insecure to date a boss bitch that eats and leaves no crumbs and is roommates with a 6'6 guy who is JACKED and looks like pewdiepie.
>buy her something
True! Shiro makes the vast majority of her own stuff though iirc, so she's gonna be more opposed to it than a girl that just buys shit from aliexpress
>>30929 #
>earns tens of thousands a month, she isn't looking for a beta bux guy, + she's russian + she's bisexual, so she's brutally honest, she simply works too hard on her Slaayyy grindset to have time for dating
Good for her. I don't have a horse in the race, after reading all that I wouldn't want to date her either. Not that I would have a chance anyway probably.
>Shiro makes the vast majority of her own stuff though
Yea well that I can understand, I wouldn't push on a girl if it was handmade, even if I knew I could be careful. It would just kill the mood anyway for her which would suck more than any gratification I would get.
>>30933 #
>blackpilled again
You saying that so much reminds me of the times I was readingincel forums (ironically, or rather out of curiosity, not really into that sphere), they always went on about br00tal blackpill there, mogging here. It was pretty funny but in hindsight it's good that I've stopped.
>>30934 #
I met a 16 year old guy the other day on valorant who complained all game about how he was blackpilled because he was 5'10 and only a 6/10 in the face and that he readincel forumsdaily. Little did he know I'm5'8 and a 5/10 in the face
>>30935 #
>16 year old guy
>he was blackpilled
>he read spoiler
Yea I'm pretty sure it's because of that, not because he's only 5'10 and 6/10. I'm average too and I could feel the weight when I was reading that stuff, because even though I've laughed at it some of it started resonating and that's where I knew it just wasn't good. I like to think it's more of a void looking back effect than anything else but I would rather avoid that kind of content anyway now.
>2nd spoiler
BLACKPILLED AGAIN!Uh oh, potty mouth on ruru...
Just ate some breakfast, fried eggs, toast, cheese n ham sandwiches.
eggpilled again
it is the last day for you to read chapter 2 of Frank Kafka's Metamorphosis
>search frankfurt to meet cute german egirls
>mostly get matched with autistic arabs and turks
>it's another insta-lock reyna that goes "flank" on attacking side, only uses flashes when he's the only guy alive and generally refuses to do anything to enter a site
I hate being silver I hate being silver I hate being silver
Perhaps I should play a character with flashes.
flashes only help you if:
a) your team enters site off of your info or,
b) your game sense is good enough to know where enemies might be and you can swing off of your own flashes and get kills
exactly
so stay on smoke characters and just hold the smoke, its that easy
im playing an unrated game as breach because his abilities seem useful but im just dogshit at this game
breach seems like a halfway between flasher and area denial like a controller
530thetoksmissing
I love stained glass
Only THREE (ish) hours until book club.
https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/5200/pg5200-images.html
You still have time nekos
:D
sounds like the outro song to a happy-go-lucky hollywood movie about nekochen
this AI is so hilarious
I like the way it actually adjusts the amount of syllables to fit the beat
my personal pet peeve is when people make parody lyrics but the amount of syllables just doesnt fit so good on this ai
or rather I mean, it adjusts the tempo and how the syllables land on the beat in order to fit the tempo of the song
personal theory: people that posts vids and gifs of cats online are more likely to troon out than those who dont
justification: they are obsessed with cuteness and agreeableness
>two trans people at board game club keep loudly saying other members are eggs because they drink monster and are in a STEM degree
I hate that this is socially acceptable
omg so good
sounds like garbo ngl
car game world championship 2023 has begun
https://www.twitch.tv/trackmania
Arcade racing: These games feature fast-paced action and emphasize speed and agility.
I honestly think kay is perfect
this competition is so scripted its so funny
the book chapter made me cry
Girls be like :would you love me if I was a worm
Haha, Frank Kafka reference!
women do love reading.
women?
blackpilled again
book club begins at 19:15 british time (25 minutes from now)
if anyone won't be ready until a little later let me know
finished readinfg with 2 minutes to spare cus I gave myself ample time to read
5 minutes left!
if you've not got around to reading yet you only need to get through 2500 words a minute to be caught up
lemon is such a nerd fr
Session 2 of the neko book club is officially in session
My thoughts on chapter 2 of the novella is that it is further proof of the inherent goodness of women. Grete is so nice to bug man. God I wish I wasn't single.
Next chapter will be the hot insect sex with sister chapter......I can feel it,,,,,,
Wtf, nekos really did focus on much different things than me. I'm not exactly good with metaphors but I feel like this chapter was wholly developing some link between his transformation and mental illness. His behaviors seem to be quite similar to an ill man except for rare descriptions of his appearance.
“now everything’s just been left there again”.
was the saddest part of the whole chapter
grete is distraught
Grete reminds me of my own sister. Minus the part about wanting to shove my long cockroach antenna down her throat
I was wrong last chapter about the family. The mother seems very sweet, even if she does have chronic fatigue syndrome. The whole part where the sister and mother are emptying his room and he realises he's losing sight of himself was really sad and touching. Likewise the part where he's staring out of the window and observing that his sight is declining. By the end will he have any memory of his human life at all?
I think the meaning is about how quick we can be to take on the role our life has directed us towards, and how we can lose sight of who we really are beyond that role. We all want our soul to be aligned with our actions in life, but too often we match the soul to the life rather than the life to the soul (fr fr).
>>31000 #
7305847726976142625 was uploaded 18 min ago and you havent posted it yet
tsk tsk, blackpilled again
>>31002 #
>for you I'm a whore
acid is much too young to be lipsynching to these kinds of lyricsshe's 18
blackpilled again
>>31003 #
>>for you I'm a whore
no woman would ever say this to me for I am only 5'9'' and 7/10 ryangoslingmaxx in the face
its so over blackpilled again and no e-honeys to duo with I guess
>>31005 #
Wait a second, you grew an inch and 2 points in the face department?
It's so over, I am blackpilled again.
The sister seems really nice. Poor gregor didn't do anything wrong this time.
was his dad a freeloader or what? its been a month since his transformation and the dude already has some upperclass bank job
I think for a book club it would be beneficial if there were questions to discuss rather than it being open mic
>>31010 #
Again, we all step into the role we find ourselves in. Father's business failed and his son could pick up the slack so he fell into the role of lazy retiree. Son becomes bug and the family needs a breadwinner and he steps into the role and, by stepping into it, becomes it. The sister, likewise, has a peaceful life paid for by her brother. Therefore she slips into the role of pretty girl who plays the piano. Bug brother means she becomes more self reliant, growing confident and even proud of her role as bugkeeper (i.e. when she takes on the role as Gregor's spokesperson and decides she knows what's best for him).
The meaning of the novel is that insects are people too
this is what I saw in my mind when I read the little tango bugman and dad had as they were trying to intimidate / deweaponize the conflict
also the picture made an appearance again. haven't decided what it symbolises yet
the dad pocketing the money to build up interest was kinda a dick move. Gregor didn't understand this and thought "wow what a wise man". He is a little wimp. Glad he became a bug.
next time can we choose something that's less blackpilled
tbh some parts were so disturbing I had to take breaks and come back later. written by a very disturbed mind..........
no, youre just weak
the text is written by a man of many thoughts
>it was his secret plan to send her to the conservatory next year even though it would cause great expense
what does conservatory mean in this context btw
presumably not just a glass building
>>31028 #
>Music school, or a school devoted to other arts such as dance
That's pretty much how I understood it and that's the definition, probably fallen out of use by now.
>>31022 #
He does seem to praise the family for really basic things that they should've been doing a long time ago, instead they were living on his dime. Like sister helping with the cooking, instead of hiring a maid.
Jewish dad took his money and turned him into a bug via hebraic dark magic......
is grete a lacrosse player?
lacrossefu has been getting on my nerves recently fr fr. keeps flying up to scotland and talks to this one guy seemingly daily. have given up on her for now. She is no Grete.
she's also been promoted now and her salary is like double mine. The age difference was one thing, now there's a rank element too beyond the general class disparity. not attainable. setting my goals more realistically.
a travelling salesman funding a big manor house for a family of 4 still feels a little absurd. were people just generally richer in 1900 or what. or were the poor crazy poor and the middle class small but rich? doesn't make a LICK of sense
>>31038 #
Is it a manor? I thought it was an apartment. Anyway that's before the workforce has been doubled and before 100 years of inflation
>>31039 #
I think it is an apartment tbf but it does sound big. Gregor's room has a bed, sofa, writing desk, wardrobe, chest of drawers etc. Double door. Side doors too. Can still afford a cook/servant (lazy lazy)
also was gregor shitting on the floor? was grete cleaning it up? do cockroaches shit? the world wonders.....
>>31038 #
>were people just generally richer in 1900 or what
https://wtfhappenedin1971.com/
after 1971 shit just went downhill
>>31041 #Droppings from small cockroaches resemble ground coffee or black pepper. Larger roaches leave behind dark, cylindrical droppings with blunt ends and ridges down the side.
Clean it up wagie.
>it does sound big
I could imagine it would be a fair bit bigger back then, it wasn't very common to have modern pod style apartments. Maybe for the sole laborers that were in town just for work.
the insect is smaller than I was taking it for. seemed to fit on the desk when he was covering up the picture. I was imagining it being huge huge.
>>31048 #
I thought he was more or less human sized since he barely fits under a regular bed (probably solo one) which he hides under regularly.
just slightly too wide for the door too. I reckon you could compile all of the clues we're given and come up with some pretty accurate dimensions
It's interesting what other nekos thought was important, I thought we're going to talk about the whole room emptying thing and how it made him feel. Like robbing him of his humanity pretty much and making it feel like a prison.
Or about the escalation of violence from the father, he literally embedded an apple into his flesh even though it didn't seem from the description he was throwing that hard.
To be fair to the father after two months of your son being a giant beetle it may be time to accept he isn't coming back.
I found it interesting the way his mother speaks about him as if he'll be back any day now. She refuses to accept the idea staring her in the face that he's gone forever.
Grete meanwhile doesn't explicitly come down on either side, but while clearly still perceiving the bug as Gregor she's happy to encourage him as a bug. Maybe out of love, maybe out of a belief she's doing right by him. I'm not sure.
its a
>chamber buys nothing but Marshall for 5 rounds and is still 0/5
episode
>6-6 in first half
>we're able to win attacker side easily but my dogshit team won't get together and go to one site, even if it's 4v2 with our advantage
>goes into overtime
>we lose because of dogshit team
>I am 33-20 and easily the best player in the whole known universe
>had 2 girls on my team
>neither added me after the game
BLACKPILLED AGAIN BY THIS DOGSHIT CHINESE FPS, I AM BECOME ANGRY BONI DESTROYER OF CHINA. TAIWAN NUMBER 1.
lost 7 rank rating because my team all underperformed. the worst player on their team had basically the same combat score as the 2nd best player on my team.
thats my ONE game this week where I'll play good. WASTED.
>>31059 #
deadlock (the one with the slightlyu yellow background behind her
which char are u
>>31058 #I wouldn't doxx you neko but be careful when posting stats like that, I know some dota sites have an option to search by team lineups, I've checked the one you're using though and it doesn't seem to have that capability
>>31060 #
yeah, it's valorant, it's not gonna have indepth out of game tools like dota because there's no passion for this game like dota has. this is a boring chinkcel casual FPS for women, fags and 5'10 blackpilled ryan gosling lookalikes that anglemax.
i called an ff vote on round 5 when I was the only person with kills and marshall only chamber was 0-5
he got a 4k that round, all headshots and we won 13-6
german brimstone player was positive so i had to tell him he was right that we could win when he said "I told you so" in the end
moving up in the world
>>31065 #
wow crazy how you win because your team carries and when I POP OFF, I fucking lose.
BLACKPILLED AGAIN
>>31068 #
i was quite literally by the definition "top frag"
settle down before I throw apples at you, boy
>>31069 #
outfragged by chamber + you're playing a duelist + plat is easier than silver + 8ball says im right
i would be top combat score every game if not for the fact that enemies get so discouraged from pushing the site im on every game cus they just get flashed flashed stunned flashed onetapped and flashed and then insta ulted if I hear steps and have 8/8 orbs
many games I go 0-0 with 0 points cus they all died somewhere else just because they were so shellshocked by the mere existence of me on the map
wondering why i even play valorant tbh, im inconsistent as hell, its not improving a legitimate skill and i hate most people that play it. i should quit, and start a new hobby like working out. if i was at the gym all the time i was on valorant, i'd be 7/10 in the body and probably not blackpilled
>ubereats driver was late and forgot the 2nd serving of donuts
BLACKPILLED. AGAIN.
>>31074 #
>its not improving a legitimate skill
I would say reaction time is a pretty legitimate skill
>i hate most people that play it
I wouldn't play it, whenever I start hating the game I play I just stop playing neko, there's no reason to waste your life on games that you do not enjoy.
>if i was at the gym all the time i was on valorant
I support this, even if you don't quit, just do some workouts neko, it's really not that difficult and will make you feel better.
>>31075 #
Is it only 24 today neko?
good thing just happened
whitepilled again. millions must try. the north has risen
woke up 8 am, still pitch black, its going to be -10 C
blackpilled again
woke up at 8:30 AM. all my classes are online today.
whitepilled again.
[YouTube] ???
proof that conga-line strats dont work in valorant
>had her birthday
>she's still too young for me to post
damn, it sucks being nekochen's only granny poster (only posts tokkers over the age of 25)
Round 7, the flash missing
No trade backs or call outs
I feel like we all silvers
Round's getting long
Aim bad, I should not Q compThis Insta-Lock reyna did not buy her flash until round EIGHT and thats only after I called him out on it, he then flashed TWICE the entire game..
the syllables don't match with the song
just fast traveled, ama
>>31088 #
alright here's a question for you nekoWhat 'run should I do for my next Fallout: New Vegas playthrough?
>>31092 #
little caesar's? yeah i eat there all the time, then i eat at papa johns and after at little caesars again, i eat there a second time because i love it so much.
just said thanks and have it (have a good day) to the bus man
gonna get good teammates now in valorant
>>31095 #
her toks are remarkably boring
wooaaah no way she is... jumping like a 10 year old on a trampoline!!!
I was going to ask "who does toks like this even appeal to" but I already figured out the answer
rogan josh is pretty decent but I still think chicken trumps lamb ngl
rogan josh? naurrrr i prefer rogan joe, his podcast is so funny xD
welp, one loss away from deranking in valorant. if i derank i will be blackpilled again
Piercing on your lip it's perfect
Never seen another girl this perfect
Sticking out your tongue for the picture
You're so pretty
You're so popular
I just want to be your sweetheart
Fucking come here
Give me your heart
COUNT THIS
>>31115 #
Wait, what were we counting?
>>31117 #
I thought you're not going to post it neko... Took you long enough.
>>31118 #
>Wait, what were we counting?
We are counting the amount of data leaked that I found on the ~27th of February back when Nekomin accidentally leaked his github, revealing ~2.803 billion lines of code containing none other than the secret jawfu folder, and the United States ~2026 nuclear launch codes, which could kill ~8.97335 billion birds or maybe it was government drones on ~8chan/~4chan
blew a fuse
did the fuse really blow? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
I had a good day, thank you nekos. Hope y'all have nice sleeps, I'm gonna go watch a few episodes of Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Macheiguru and then read a little and then go to bed.
trying to decipher awemer right now to fix it, such a messy program ngl
found out you can still scrape tokkers of which you have their request_aweme_cache folder still up but the default solution for when something broke was always "delete your request_aweme_cache folder" so I dont have it for my main fus anymore, only one of them
might try to fix this but I cant see the light at the end of the tunnel
>>31137 #
isn't there a new tikwm api for scraping profiles
it's probably easier to just use that than to figure out awemer
>>31138 #
yes but I'm trying to find a way to scrape stuff you need to be logged in for, so moots only stuff etc
Im getting lots of "Forbidden"s on anything that isnt in my request_aweme_cache folder so Im trying to figure out where the auth key is generated to see if I can get it to use the new tikwm api instead but no luck
may god help gen alpha
>>31137 #
>such a messy program ngl
I feel like it's been run through some code obscuring soft and then partially unobscured afterwards
I think I do have some cache still but it doesn't work and I'm using my own soft anyway.
Good luck though, I think there was a guy that seemed to solve some of it onthe other sitebut unwilling to share his fixes.
good morning nekochen, home of the neko
>no posts in 2 hours
Everyneko is asleepblackpilled again
Nekochen poo
I love nekochen and all the nekos
I HATE nekochen and all of the nekos.
>
>obvious smurf on our team
>we plant
>he holds the furthest possible point away from the site as possible
>when we all die on site he has the audacity to call us out for "dying too fast"
>call him out for being an obvious smurf that's just playing for K/D, and doing it badly at that
>he's silent for the rest of the game
>everyone claps
>professor gives me an A
>>31153 #
>he
umm 🤓👆🏻 ackshully she's a woman, a 5'8 tomboy queen who literally is sucking my dick as i type this. yep. it feels good to be the Duke Nukem: Forever
>>31144 #
reading it yesterday didn't make it look obscured in any way it was just that there are so many call requests without obvious returns from the old tikwm api, and the fact that I dropped out of compsci doesn't help that fact
I could probably fix it reasonably easy if I knew what the format of tikwms api key was but I have no idea what it is nor how you can implement using your personal cookie in a normal tikwm curl query so it's manual downloading that's here to stay
>>31156 #
>the fact that I dropped out of compsci doesn't help that fact
Lmao same.
>reading it yesterday didn't make it look obscured in any way
I mean who in their right mind names their variables i,e,c,m,v. That's just a random function I grabbed it from. The f0, f1, f2 function pattern also seems to be kinda sus. If I was writing that program I would be lost at 300 lines and it's over 1500, also there's 0 comments except for commented out code.
>it's manual downloading that's here to stay
You mean for private accounts right? Because hooking up to tikwm to grab public ones is pretty easy.
Anyway I guess I'll try to look at it again but I really can't promise anything, last time I've tried I have literally rolled out my own solution just to not have to deal with this code. And it was probably faster than me fixing/tinkering with it.
I did this multiple times already towards my screen and I barely started reading this code again.
....and it was alllllllll yellow
>>31160 #
Time to work on your accent neko :)Tbf she seems pretty rude, I wouldn't mind if someone had a bad accent of my native
just uninstalled valorant
>>31167 #
got frustrated, had a smurf on my team 1 game, then a smurf on the enemy team next game, wheres the fun in a game where it's basically 1v9.
Wordle 892 6/6
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blackpilled again
i think human society might move forward if we simply... stopped talking about the holocaust, I swear I can't go a day without people referring to [whatever] and referencing the holocaust.
i also think we should give people free bus passes.
what are your thoughts on my two proposals?
>>31175 #
>i also think we should give people free bus passes.
That's a thing in my small city, but only because the region I'm from is pretty rich and it's only for local buses.
no responses now huh tough guy, now that i've named the best furry artist you cannot reply? yep, go back to playing Soy Vegas
>>31194 #
>he doesn't know
im telling all the bumpercaaaaart wasteman pussy'oles to Q your server next battyboy
just sniped neko on his server, acting normal, gonna wait until round 4 before i start crying like a baby and shitting my pants (as insta-lock duelist) because im going 0-4
mfw im at least a silver 3 tier player but im trapped in silver 2 because it's elo hell.
blackpilled again...
Animal videos do not work on me. I am stillblackpilledafter neko said those rude things about me.
Tomorrow is ~Wednesday, you know what that means Nekos, you will have a ~Good day.
I'm I'm bed , gonna have an early night, sleep tight and wake up alright. Gn nekos
>no true neko fallacy
deadge numbah 2
Yoooooooooo, look at this funky!
>when I hear people speaking american on english servers
cooked myself a nice brunch of eggs on toast, what did you eat for breakfast?
yooooo a crossover between 2 of my favourite things
boni and "im mr rage"
my vpn runs out tomorrow and I don't think I'll renew it for a while
>>31235 #
This tok has been showing up in my recently downloaded in my script for the last couple of days... You are quite late Mr. Boniposter.Glad I can finally see it, didn't want to spoil it for myself
Spotify Wrapped '23 is now out. If you use spotify post your wrapped on here!
I, of course, use youtube for all my music needs, so I dont have a spotify wrapped.
>>31240 #
I don't either, but here's a song I've replayed probably like a hundo times since anon posted it here: [YouTube] ???
This is my tokfu's Spotify wrapped
>League of Legends and VALORANT in her top 3 artistsguess who
>>31242 #
@ohhpinkkSay what you will but I find some of the league songs quite decent. I do like a whole lot of pop songs though, I'm not very picky.Also if you want a real guess it's reki
>>31245 #
Well, it wasn't a very hard guess. Just had to look through my memory for tokfus that are posted on neko and tokfus that have league or valorant cosplays.
I think there's one or two more from the second category that I remember, but Reki was a very obvious first pick (this is a league reference).
>>31246 #
Yeah. SleepyReki is kind of the ADC of LoL/Valorant cosplayers (this is a dota 2 reference)
>>31247 #
>this is a dota 2 reference
That would be pos1, Mr Smartypants. Unless your joke was intimately interwoven for me to decipher and fit it into the sentence in which case it was too subtle.
>>31249 #
>1700 hours5000, it doesn't get better.
>I'm a newneko to dota lore
If you mean you're bad, yea, me too. That positions stuff is mostly from watching, I don't think anyone genuinely uses it ingame. If you mean lore lore, then most of it is on wiki tbf, though I really like how characters have quips with each other when they meet and have some lore connection.
>>31250 #
My skill is lacking, I think I peaked at Crusader, the third lowest rank badge or like ~1600 MMR in ~June 23rd 2016, or maybe it was ~June 28th 2016.
Lore lore? I know Rubick is the Grand Magus because he killed them all with ADD Autism. Silencer was a breeding project to make a mage to beat invoker and that I REALLY want to FUCKEnchantress
>>31251 #
>I peaked at Crusader
Most of my friends I play with peaked around there too. IIRC I've managed ancient or legend (3500?) back around that time but that's long gone and I'm probably around 1500 level at best now, especially since I've not played for a while.
>spoiler
Nah, for me peak is arcana PA. She hot hot.
anything interesting happening here?
>>31258 #
ngl dota 2 is worse than league, league strikes almost a perfect balance between complexity and enjoybility but dota fails hard. anyways league champions are 20x hotter
>>31260 #
>league champions are 20x hotter
Blatantly not true. All league female champs are human women, bland, boring. Dota 2 has the balls to make non-humans attractive. Just look at legion commander!
>>31262 #
IM SORRY I ASSUMED EVERYONe hERE WANTS TO FUCK HUMAN WOMEN, BUT ANIMAL DOCTOR HERE WANTS STICK IT UP DOGS BUNGHOLE
>legion commanderGarithos forever in our hearts. He did nothing wrong.
>>31236 #
they dont track you by ip now anyways, unless your isp is selling your data vpn is so not worth it
My vpn was banned because bonbi schizo used it to schizo :/
been playing this game a little bc im sick and cant go outside, its very good, roguelikes must be my favorite genre of games
update: alt+f4 enter the gungeon and it didnt save my progress even though i was at base already, lost 4 hours of progress im deleting this shit
My binding of issac guy is BALD?!?!
update: it was a blessing in disguise, i got work done and been productive instead of playing mind numbing vidya. my disease must have made me delirious enough to play this shit in the first place
update: had fun at board game club, pretty much exclusively played with girls and afab 3nbies, vibes w3re more positive and whol3some. dudes and trans gals are too competitive in casual card games to hav3 fun
>>31288 #
That's good neko. I on the other hand have achieved nothing of value today. Another day well spent :)
>>31289 #
I think your 3 key might be broken neko.
>dudes and trans gals are too competitive in casual card games
That's kinda mean of them, but oh well. I am probably a person that would be competitive too regardless of how casual the game is.
>>31299 #
Now that's a kicker, I always thought that word is more ore less a synonym for uninterested.
Anyway, let me rephrase, there's plenty that are uninterested in that cause.
And no, modern feminism does not exactly mean
>improving their own living standards and rights
Unless you are coming forth with a theory that it's keeping the standards and rights on a similar level that they are now which I would say most women probably support.
Ambivalence is death
Ambivalence is worse than death, as at least death feeds the maggots
My tf2 skillz have improved
>open latest neko thread by "last 100"
>only 7 posts appear (including this one)
numbers schizo went HARD last night huh?
>>31460 #
>numbers schizo
Actually no idea if it was him, what I know is that he baited me into responding. I thought it was another neko because he mentioned talking to a portugese gal (and the style of the post wasn't exactly telling).
So either he's feeding the thread to the AI generating the responses or it was someone else entirely.
Nekochen poo
just woke up and found out im banned
>the president of the board game club allegedly killed a cat
>the individuals who hate them so much, and actively spread this rumour clandestinely through discord DMs to any member that interacts with the president are still polite enough to refer to them as a "them", which is their preferred pronouns
feels like im living in a clown world. everyone i meet actively dislikes the club's president, thinks she's insane, ruining the club, immature and not fit for any responsibility, some even say she's a cat killer, yet everyone, without a fault, refers to them by their fake made up schizo name and her they/them pronouns.
I kinda thought normies were just "normal" but in less than 3 weeks of being in a uni club I've seen more drama and shit stirring than I've seen in years of various video game generals on 4chan's /vg/ board, a website allegedly full of autistic hacker incels.
my vpn runs out tonight and I dont think Ill be renewing it so I dont know when, or if, Ill return
Dont worry, other people will take up the boniposting mantle
I havent regularly posted her in about 24 days anyways
*shoots you*
farewell. I guess I'll be the only one left posting on the neko. that's fine, nobody reads my epic tomes anyway...
[epic tome incoming]
played 2 games of valorant today
won 1 for +18 RR
lost 1 for -16 RR
hell yeah, like 2 hours of my life for a +2
reki? this is what I think about reki (rare reaction image)
this is what i think about people that dont respond to my epic tomes
I have the last 3 games I have played on valorant
I am about to quit that game and start playing a real game like Nier or maybe actually studying for once in my life (im currently logging into valorant to play more)
I finally found it, the Reki 'tok' that drove me crazy a few days ago. It was an insta story that I didn't put in the insta story folder.
lets gooo.
>>31481 #
I think quitting would be a good thing for me too. It's only fun with other people and most of the time im just inconsistent as heck. There's other, better, games out there. And I have 2 assignments due in January that I've not started.. I don't know. I also have a pile of new books that I could start. Perhaps not spending 3-4 hours a day on a FPS I'm bad at will improve my life.
I also have books and shit I could start but realistically Ill just transition into watching even more youtube slop or playing Rocket League for 5 hours a day again
My life will never improve unless I want it to and I dont really have the drive to
>>31483 #
AHHHHH DER FILTER DEMON
I dunno Neko, I think it's unrealistic to say you're gonna remove those 5 hours a day of rocket league, so start with little steps, like making it into 4 hours and 45 minutes a day of rocket league, with a 15 minute study/revision of the last week's lecture content before hand, then 30minutes of studying and so on and so on
>>31484 #
The issue isnt that I cant change my life and start being productive, its that I dont want to, it doesnt hurt me in any way shape or form to be lazy and thus I dont have any desire to change. I still pass exams, I still get homework done, I still contribute (like 70% of all the answers) during group projects and to solve seminar questions with my group
Unless I really want to change something in my life, it doesnt happen
That drive wont come until shit starts going down hill and thus, it wont happen just because I uninstall valorant and stop posting on neko
Have you seen the shop bundle? Its so bad
the bundle is bad, but THIS is worse.
naurr
i tried to play league with a classmate of mine on an alt account
turns out I had a 5 game low priority queue from like 2021 xddddddddddd
they all look like elaborate sex toys for steampunk-aficionado women
türk varmi?
ah, im back, my internet crapped ou
Henry kissinger is dead. Ripbozo
internet finally recovered, sorry for ghosting, my internet straight up died, it was weird, i could load websites but not engage with them, like i had 0 mbs upload but a slow download speed (I am not a comp sci trans student so I can't explain it)
gonna play SWTOR, star wars the old republic
I suppose somebody has to post the new bonis now that our resident Bonnie Posta is no longer with us (rest in peace friend)
This latest boni is a good vintage, she's cosplaying uhhhh, some character I've never heard of, from an anime I've never heard of. It's a good tok though.
NBP (new boni poster) is currently fistbumping the air in glee now that he can reclaim the throne of dictatorship
NBP FAP (New Boni Posta) (Formerly Acid Poster) here. Looking 4ward to neko movie night this weekend!
And maybe we'll play some Skribl later today? Who knows
im not leaving until like 2 hours from now
As the BNP FAP I hereby declare, thank god that guy is gone
Boniposter was last seen on ~30th November 2023, or maybe it was ~1st December 2023. Later, 2.3 million Bonitoks were found in an archive in ~Atlantis, or maybe it was ~Atlanta.
>>31510 #
I've known about his appearance on Nekochen in ~Jan 2023 since ~2009 or maybe it was ~2011 in February. I made a post on the Terraria Forums in ~2017 stating that his disappearanc would occur in ~Nov 30 2023 but it seems my data was harvested by ~8chan/~4chan
posting a tok to verify that the last 3 posts aren't numbers schizo, but instead all me. even the actually funny post, the second one, that was definitely me, yep, i wrote it, im the funny one, haha, all me! definitely ME, the RP BNP FAP GP2 guy
>do a super clever double-ruse where I rename another file into something you would expect to be rude just to pleasantly surprise you when you open it and you dont even open it...
blackpilled again
today is boniposters last day on neko, so please post his favourite tokker (reki)
Sure, here's one of the Reki toks.
>>31520 #
woah reki likes fnaf?!?!?! guess im apart of the reki regiments now. no longer in the boni brigade or the funky formation
>>31522 #
if only I met her in swift play when I queue the best server (Frankfruit) then I would definitely rizz her up (I always politely ask the maidens in my lobby if they have partaken in a kinographical viewing experience of the popular box-office hit "FNAF Nights at Frederick's"
>>31523 #
me when the top fragging skye player starts rizzing up the cute e-girls
(I am the bottom fragging insta-lock reyna that never buys flash)
[YouTube] ???
ngl the valorant music video for Jett kinds goes hard AF. when are they releasing a song for the best girlDeadlock?
>>31526 #
very mid for a kpop imitation
ive listened to a few kpop songs recently lemme find them
[YouTube] ???
and nvm I cant remember it actually yeah I remember it I just had to think of where I got it from
[YouTube] ???
>>31527 #
okay I opened the first one and I just have to say it, NONE of these girls are cute. I thought kpop was all about cute girls. Are these the FIVE women from South Korea that haven't had plastic surgery?
I will of course be liveposting my reaction to the song
hmmm ok
powerpuff girls, kinda cool i guess
waiting for the beat to drop
okay i guess that was the drop it was kinda mid
i like the "make you feel like a game verse/chorus"
okay it was just a verse, that wasnt the chorus
the song was very short, it kinda just ended. meh, honestly i could've taken a 3 minute song of the one verse i liked but I think it was over too fast and didnt go for my vibe. overall i give it a 6/10, i've heard better kpop.
no offence neko maybe kpop isnt for me, im not some kind of kpopmin.
my wife
listen to the 2nd song you little rascal
okay im just having a palette cleanser (listening to loud incel-core screamo music with bad production values) before I open "Aespa - Better Things"
Immediately this song draws in the listener a lot more, the instrumental where it goes uh uh uhhh with the piano makes for a good loop. The vocals, whilst I can't understand them save for the engrish parts, are much better. Overall, I am enjoying this song a lot more. One comment about the pop 'stars' is that all of these women look more 'Korean', it seems their record label can afford the standard plastic surgery unlike NewJeans, sad!
I still don't think I would listen to this regularly, I prefer songs with lyrics I can understand, not korean. Unfortunate.
Overall, I give this an 8/10, for kpop. I'm sure some kind of kpopmin would have more to say on this.
The chorus is really good and they're repeating it just enough to keep me interested
Oooh, there's a bit where they change it up and add a verse that lyrically repeats the chorus but in a different melody, very nice.
Yea I've just listened to the kpop I've been listening to a few years ago and I don't understand why I did. It just ain't hitting the right spots anymore.
Oh wait, NewJeans did Super Shy?
[YouTube] ???
I actually like this song, because I am TikTokpilled and this song is on TikTok.
Last kpop song I liked before those 2 i linked earlier was this one
[YouTube] ???
I saw the ex that made me listen to kpop nonstop on the bus yesterday. Only saw her through the reflection of the bus window but man she does not look good, which is remarkable because she looks exactly the same as she did 5 years ago
I know we both get off at the same stop but I got off the bus at the far back door and darted home, felt my heart racing at the prospect of her saying something to me and me being forced to entertain conversation with someone I really do not like
This part is funny and a bit TMI butI jerked off earlier in the evening, she crossed my mind just randomly during the climax, probably because I had seen her just a few hours earlier. The first thought that crossed my mind after I came was "man, I should kill myself" i was so disgusted
I dont hate myself over it, I just thought it was funny that such a response followed such an occurrence
every day i content myself knowing that THIS is how the average dude acts online.
im basically a saint in comparison.
>>31539 #
>I dont have an egf because I dont act like this
blackpilled again women only like and give attention to bad boys.
Why do good girls like bad guys?
>>31540 #
Even if I wanted to act like that, I'm not third world enough to come up with that intensely shitty speech.
>burnt u along wide ur whole fking family in that Dammn gas chamber till yall becomes ashes of power threw em in the strongest wing or a gust"
Abdul Kareem Muhammed Jafar Akbar really was spitting some kanye west type-a lyrics when he wrote this.
wtf is an "ashes of power"
>>31539 #
This is insane. It amazes me (in a bad way) how insane some people are...
>>31541 #
>come up with that intensely shitty speech
I might be capable of coming up with that. I would never be able to send that to anyone or feel good about myself sending that to anyone really.
>wtf is an "ashes of power"
Probably some power metal band. Or a power metal song. I'm sure either or.
[YouTube] ???
angel(a) is in this video
I will learn portuguese #8ball (It can't be helped)
>>31542 #
I don't imagine the guy who sent that thinked at all, he's just one of the many thoughtless people. Giving middle easterners/indians access to the internet was the greatest tragedy of the modern era.
If that guy who sent it was revealed to be white I would eat my own words fr.But also in a way the attention has validated his spam messages and he'll be encouraged to do it more :/
No escurinho nois fode fode, rebolei tirei o short, se amarrou no meu decote, sabe que eu te deixo forte
No escurinho nois fode fode fode fode fode fode fode fode fode
oh im gonna translate it now
that was wildly inappropriate for boni to use as an audio....
im
mr
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>>31553 #
why does it feel like south americans are like 30 years behind 'the west' when it comes to memes. i dunno, everything i see out of there just feels.. ancient.. though in a good way, they dont have irony like modern memes, they're still full of joy and hope and honesty, it's not a post-irony hellscape where people write "skibidi rizz" and laugh.
this is the 6th most upvoted meme in the last 30 days on the subreddit 'dankmemes'
behold the hilarity that is western contemporary humour
>>31555 #
oooooooooooh that's a knee slapper, sorry for the over a minute delay neko! I saw your image the moment it was uploaded on this server but it took me this whole time to stand back up, I was rolling on the floor, laughing my fucking ass off.
>soe looks like THAT
what the FUCK happened.
now THIS is a funny meme
Well my last post got shadowrealmed by the phone connection.
Anyway I gotta go to bed, I hope I wake up tomorrow and it turns out that Boniposta will not leave us and it was all a bad dream.
Gn nekos <3
nekomin ipbanned you as he sensed you were going to type the N word
nekomin shadowbanned that guy on ~30th November 2023
I heard nordvpn was incredibly bad so I wouldnt touch that
and Mullvad allows me to use our national equivalent of cashapp/venmo to pay in like 20 seconds / let me buy prepaid subscription cards in computer stores locally
I have nothing but faith for the moles
NordVPN? More likeFjordVPN
goodnight ~Nekochen
cant lie, trannies make good music and good computer programs
Last rizzmas, i gave you my gyatt
how many nekos can i buy for this?
deadge numbah threeeee
[YouTube] ???
tfw you will never build a snowman with noemi
blackpilled again
cosplay cooking genre, my favorite
>>31586 #
not enough sugar in my honest opinion, what are these, diet cookies? increase that sugar by like 4x minimum
is there anything worse than coming so close.... yet being so far?
she's gone from "I'm blind in one eye" to "im blind"
what went wrong
I HATE KAY STURDY IS JUST KAY FAN SITE AND THEY TRYNA RECAPTURE BBG MAGIC WITH THIS BROAD BUT SHE IS NOT IT SHE IS JUST NOT IT
i dont hate kay
>bbg magic
I never liked that thread.
>>31594 #
spoiling this image. this is what happened in the next game i played.
place your bets before you hover over. did i win, or lose?
>>31602 #
it's joeveryeah I've won 3 in a row, last 2 I've top fragged. we're so back, we're gonna get gold 1 this year
>>31603 #
>spoiler
Well I hope you do :) I will on the other hand try to eat something after work lol
I gotta really start choosing toks before I post, it takes me ages to choose something.
Just remembered i had valorant installed since 3 months ago and i still have to play it once
you would be proud of me Skyebro. I'm top fragging basically every game and carrying myself from silver 2 to gold 1 in 6 games.
new 🍀 and 👺
>>31613 #
wow, another toxic.tenshi poster? I thought I was the only skibidi with another rizz on ohiochen.net to fanum tax this gyatt
now this is cosplay
Y'know how most enbies/trans guys are only looking for enbies/trans guys to date? Could a CIS Man/AMAB trans max as a trans masc to trans max and get a cute enby gf/bf?
food for thought.
Essentially, just be yourself, literally don't change anything, but call yourself a "trans man" despite clearly just being a "man"
>>31618 #
>edit
Did you make it neko? Either way it's nice.
>food for thought
Without being too shitposty, just validating them and being respectful should be enough, apart from regular relationship things.
Went to the museum again. I KNOW one of y'all in particular is RUEING his decisions in life.....
SHE'S BALD?!!
neko feels quieter without him around...
Gn nekochen, I hope tomorrow there'll be more nekoing around
Really feeling like I GET deadlock now. I was picking her because she's cute but her abilities are actually kinda goated fr fr on god and I cannot lie
i am working so much my days meld into each other
respite is a concept but not a reality, at least not one that i can remember
hell surrounds me and it is of my own making
I still haven't read chapter 3.....time is ticking....
chapter 3 more like chapter pee
watched the oliver stone jfk movie yesterday. it's really good. I'm sure most of it is schizo but it was well made, and it's impressive how many high profile actors they got for a conspiracy theory flick
the ending so unsatisfying that book club neko NEVER posted about book club ever again...
I have a quiet suspicion that my 9 game comp winstreak just came to an end. Place your bets on why it happened.
>2 girls on the team
>our only duelist picked Iso (the worst duelist) and just lurked all game
>our omen spent half the game buying judge and camping in his own smokes
>our deadlock was on a 9 game winstreak so is cursed to lose
new acid..boniposter would've loved this, he was in the acid army...
goodnightnekochen.nethomeoftheneko
Am nordwooding and i dont know how to cope
the team fortress 2 christmas event isnt fun. very boring tbh
tfw no abbles toks
>>31635 #
it's okay i have a half day tomorrow that's basically like a day off right hahahAHAHAHAHAHA
>felt depressed yesterday
>feel depressed today
ahhhh i'm SAD (Seasonal sAd Disorder)
>>31656 #
>basically like a day off
Yea, totally haha...Did you take on 2 jobs or what the heck neko?
>>31657 #
>Seasonal sAd Disorder
Is this what it expands to?
Also it's okay to be a little down sometimes neko.I just happened to be down for like 2 months recently lmao
>>31658 #
SAD stands for Seasonal Affective Disorder, which I'm not sure if I have, I'm probably just in a bad mood and tired. The weather being dreary and dark and awful and cold doesn't help though.
>>31659 #
>I'm probably just in a bad mood and tired
Most probably, well I do feel the mood swing too during the winter but it's just natural I think. Pretty much everybody is a little less happy with the weather being crap.
It is awfully cold this year though, but I'm hoping for the "white christmas". Not really for my sake but I pity the children that never had that stuff and it's been slim pickings for my area last few years.
>>31660 #
it snowed where i live just yesterday. It caused the bus to be cancelled/do a limited route, I had to walk 30 minutes to the nearest bus stop that was actually being serviced, all to go to board game club and I ended up leaving after 2 and a half hours anyway because it was very uncomfortable.
>>31661 #
>it snowed where i live just yesterday
For me it's like the last 4 days. Not that much snow but it's just enough to be annoying and make my walk to the job more miserable.
>caused the bus to be cancelled/do a limited route
You live north right? Was it like a big amount of snow? Anyway that sucks, it's even worse when you have to wait for the bus because it's late or do stuff like you had to.
>it was very uncomfortable
Some more drama or just not the day?
Reki recently uploaded THIS as a full tok on her OOC TikTok, so now it's in higher quality as opposed to the instagram story it previously was.
>>31662 #
It was like, eh, maybe up to ankle height at the highest? It was also pretty icy so I guess that's why the buses were running reduced.
>Drama
Not really, just wasn't enjoying it. Cramped together on a couch with very little space, next to a guy who was awfully loud and practically shouting laughter in my ear. One guy had his shirt unbuttoned halfway down his chest and it was practically pulled apart, later heard him excuse it as "I'm bisexual and this is just how we dress" when someone else mentioned it. Just a lot of shit like that really, I dunno, people are too comfortable talking about their sexuality and pushing their sexuality opinions on others. One guy was sat with a leg crossed over the other, someone loudly proclaimed "there's no way you're straight if you sit like that." And it all just gave bad vibes like the week before where the two transpeople were calling different people "eggs" (egg is a trans-community 'joke' for what you call people who you think are trans but aren't out.)
It just seems kinda fucked up that people openly call others trannies, it's weird that culture has shifted so far that such a thing is accepted. There's just a lot of things and social interactions that go on that leave me thinking "holy shit and I thought I was autistic." But maybe it's a different brand of social retardation, I'm one to remain quiet and isolated, seems everyone else is the type to act like a child, shout and say stupid jokes. Granted, I am pretty old, a lot of these people are like 20, I'm 2[REDACTED] so I've got a couple of years on them and maybe that's made me more mature. Then again, I didn't act like that ever, sooo..
Basically, it was just loud, needlessly.
doing the ._. face
its quite chilly and cold outside ong
pretty sure all the other valorant posters dont post anymore, but check this shit out i saw on tigtog
kelly kino
Good morning nekkers.
>>31674 #
Dreadful. 4 hours of pointless lectures, probably gonna skip class today and just 🐝 depressed
new 'awfu
>tokfu starts doing lewder stuff on patreon and putting up lingerie and bunnysuits on her wishlist
i hate it here, just upload the cute toks, reeee
new reki, all 2 posters on nekochen will love this (I am so large that I count as 2 posters)
>>31681 #
you're right I'm not that large.
I love this audio/all audios that use this song.
BITCH. YOU KNOW I'M SEXY.
fr, slay queen, you really are the the I T G I R L
>>31682 #
>I've never looked up what "It girl" means
>I've assumed it was "information technology girl"
Lmao, all the toks with this sound are completely different to me now.
>>31683 #
Neko... why would there be a song about being an information technology girl? that's nerd shit...
>>31684 #
>why would there be a song about being an information technology girl?
I know... And yet, I was never curious enough to look it up and kind of over time assumed it might be IT.
I might be autistic...
>>31685 #
it's okay neko, maybe you're just not english so you don't know about being an IT Girl, yas queen slay slay purr purr ate and left no crumbs
[YouTube] ???
A really nice song by the guy that made ghost voices
Why do good girls like bad guys
Not her best
Nekochen poo
>anon comes here just to badmouth nekochen
What a sad existence.
The use of anon was intended.
Attaching tok so everyone knows who the devil behind this scathing post is.
I’m not badmouthing I am literally doing a poo while posting on nekochen so it’s a nekochen poo
I have as much right to post here while pooing as you do sitting in your computer chair
I did not question your right. I questioned the content of your character.
I unfortunately get to post the new reki.
hi, is koto back? i've been gone since 2chen shutdown and the schism that happened this place seems calmer than the other. how's everyone doing?
lol bonbi is doing nudes now? hahahaha damn that's fucked up
This place seems nice. I especially liked your book club event. Hope it lasts. See you all later anons <3 Take good care of yourselves!
im starting tonot enjoymy tokfu's toks
zu
>>31718 #
>Rekkingtonbros..
I still like her and her toks, it's just... meh, not a big fan of league or genshin cosplays and that's all she seems to post, and it's pretty infrequent and her patreon stuff is getting lewder and im not a fan of lewdness. + Remington disappeared, so it's officially over for me.
hello nekos. I've been gone for a little while. I am sad to see this place as quiet as it is, but glad nonetheless that even in times of quiet there are still those who stay loyal to the thread and continue tolurk and post.
I was going to blogpost but as I type I feel the inspiration die as quickly as it appeared.
>>31695 #
p.s. I like this tok
>>31721 #
One poster left so we've all been posting less frequently in an act of remembrance. Rest in piece Alzheimer's anon.
Goodnight neko, tomorrow I'm gonna change my life
>>31724 #
Good luck neko, and gn.
>>31726 #
Gallon of milk a day?
>that pickup line
I think I'm going to use it unironically.
>>31728 #
No I'm gonna GO MAD, as in go cuhraaaaazyyyy. Girls love mentally ill eboys so I'm gonna mental illness max
>>31729 #
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Ew-8WFkY8ec
Here you go, your new theme song.
>it copied with some stupid app=desktop thing
Wtf youtube...
I will play valorant until I get a cute egf.
Valorant Girlfriend Speedrun Any%
>>31734 #
Tbf, I've got no idea and it would be like blind leading the blind. I ain't have no gf either.
theres two of you talking but the number doesnt go up
>>31735 #
There are no single mentally sane girls at board game club. 90% of them are trans and mentally ill. If I wanted that I'd just date babbles
>>31738 #
I dunno, sometimes I feel like getting a part time job in a female dominated workplace just to rizz up coworkers is the way to go lol.
But then I am too old for clubs and stuff like that.
Nekochen poo
neko poop
being the only NA neko sucks you guys are all asleep when i get on :(
good morning nekker
>bild.png
exposed!!!! caught you in 4k with my gremlin fu
nuh uh
>>31750 #
In the rightmost picture and in >>31753 #
whoever it is looks totally like my friend, like same facial structure and nose.
>>31756 #
>is your friend also assigned male at birth?
That he is. But I'm pretty sure he never dyed his hair, or got any piercings, so it is not him for sure.
>>31757 #
he sounds kinda cute ngl, if he looks like asra.cos (voted cutest euro tokker in the 2023 tokkies)
>>31758 #
>he sounds kinda cute ngl
Ehhh, I dunno about that, but the similarity is uncanny. I'm feeling kinda spooked by it, but it just cannot be him.
On that topic, acid also reminds me of another old acquaintance from my uni, but it's not that close, just some general facial characteristics.
>>31760 #
Both male though and it's not my cuppa tea. If I knew a girl that looked like that you could be envious but alas, no such luck.
>>31761 #
>nearly 2024
>he isn't homomaxxing
take it from me, a guy who once had earrings, homomaxxing is the future
*crosses fingers behind back slyly*
>>31762 #
>homomaxxing is the future
I just wouldn't be able to neko, it's not written in the stars for me and I don't think I could change that.
>>31764 #
I've got a few cute girls at my job that I'm thinking about rizzing up, one even asked another coworker for my name, so it might not be joever yet :)Me with evil intentions of being a rizzler attached
Played some Stellaris recently, game sucks.
>>31765 #
good for you nekker, i unfortunately have yet to encounter a girl that doesn't have a bf, it's sova for me.
>>31767 #
>i unfortunately have yet to encounter a girl that doesn't have a bf
I bet they do but as long as I don't know it doesn't hurt meyet
>Played some Stellaris recently, game sucks
I've played like half a year ago, it doesnt feel that bad, it changed a lot but it was semi-fun for a few days for me.Tok for polish people only attached.
my valorant career is going downhill, my team they're always so bad and im always hurting my back carrying these shitters.
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tooooooo ez. goodnight nekochen home of the neko
found 30-40 toks of my fu that have never before been seen, hidden on dead and abandoned accounts
fuck all you faggots!! FUCKING DIEEE
why rude?
i unfortunately get to post the new 'awfu
cats, wild cats especially, are mongrel animals
punt that little aggressive bastard
dogs are peak
@remymite on tiktok.com no longer exists
new gender golem just dropped
she had to tape the straps on her fupa together
fat upper pubic area
its the lower gunt of fat people
but the straps arent supposed to be taped together, i searched up a pic of how the character looks and they are just supposed to go up your waist
are you saying she doesnt look like her
she painted the red stuff too large and now she looks like she has burn marks
also the panties straps being taped together
#8ball (Maybe)
i found a lego version of the character
lmao
hehe penis
she's not fat so she doesnt have a 'fupa'
it's a cute character design, she's a small cyber gremlin
>>31804 #
Nta, but I agree with you. I actually had to look up how it looks because it's not very natural for males to get this fat accumulation and this is definitely not a fupa, just a small bit of stomach fat at best.
>>31807 #
What I was saying is I've had no frame of reference, and I do not look at females with fupas too much.
>>31809 #
Uhhh, not really, but I've seen some at least I guess, I dunno. I can't even tell you exactly where from I would get that experience but I have it.
when I own a house I am going to make all the furniture as whimsical and flimsy as possible in order to shame fat people if they ever managed to get past the anti-fat measures (stairs) I will install around the premises
I knew christmas of ~25 December 2023 was coming since ~28 December 2021, or perhaps it was ~2022
[YouTube] ???
There's always a number that'll make you feel bad about yourself
You try to measure up
Try to measure up to somebody else
Numbers are out to get you
Numbers are out to get you
Numbers, ooh
They say that you're too short to join the team
And your IQ's too low for poetry
Numbers are out to get you
Numbers are out to get you
Numbers, ooh
Look at him, look at her, they've got a million likes
You better figure out to how to multiply, divide
Numbers are out to get you
They'll kill you if they get you
Numbers, ooh
I'm a one, I'm a zero
In the end, does it matter?
All that we even really know
Is every nail needs a hammer
But the numbers won't compute
When we love and the two becomes one
(Zero, one, one, two, three, five, eight, thirteen)
Weezer made a song about being blackpilled by numbers. They are SO real for this.
I remember when I was banned for pretending to be numbers schizo for ONE post.
maybe he was using it correctly but he wasnt sure if it was ~4chan/~8chan and that it couldve been something as low or high as 2chan and 10chan
I think it was on ~nekochen/~takeurmeds.org but it could've been ~2chen.org on ~November 13th 2018
I remember the first time I watched Bonbibonkers. Maybe it was at ~Tom Segura's or ~Your mom's house
>>31828 #
this is it, the funniest numbers schizo post of all time (as voted on in the ~2025 Tokkie Awards)
[YouTube] ???
~Is it wickedness?
Is it weakness?
You decide
Are we gonna post or die?
So I was scrollin' my toks the other day
and I seen a tokfu, a cute tokfu
Scrollin' up and down her profile
She seemed to be a bit frustrated
As if she had been shadow'd and
Havin' a hard time blowin' up
So after watchin' her post for a while
I decided to go over and lend her a like and share, you know?
"Hello, 'fu, can I be of any assistance?
It seems to me that you have lost reach
I would like to help you find it"
She replied
"Oh yes, you have lost something. You've lost your 'fu"
Is it wickedness?
Uh, neko stated his views
Uh, neko stated his views
Uh, neko stated his views
Uh, neko stated his views
Uh, neko stated his views on the state of the site with that line in his post
Quote, "and we hate the pedos, wanna lewd all of our 'fus fo' sho"
Oh please, ugh, I don't like it
fuick off I single-tilded
>>31835 #
what?
anyways, "He is literally me" relationship with Ryan Gosling ended. Now Jake Gyllenhaal is literally me
yea sure
higher rank than me naurrr
wait no i forgot nvm
I met a girl in my comp game and she was typing in chat, she asked "does anyone have any depressing song recommendations?" so I asked her what kind of depressive songs, "tfw no gf" or "im about to do it" depression, she said both so I gave some recs
someone in the game asked her (at this point gender was unknown) and they replied "my bf is being really distant and I got diagnosed with cancer"
we lost that game, probably didnt make the poor cancer patient feel any better (it was mid-stage brain cancer)
I went from d2 average in my game to now its like p2 average
ive won 1 game in my last probably like 13-15 so I stopped playing
i dont play single player games (I have been playing WoW alone for the last week)
you should get on the SWTOR grind like me 💪🏻
currently getting bullied in comp, our top frag said "you sound like you drink soy milk"
lol naur
almond milk is more your thing
what fat%
get mogged by the 3% milkchugger
im now not bottom fragger and me and skye are just shit talking the insta lock iso who is worse than me, whitepilled again
>nice guy on my team is swedish
>2 dickheads are scottish
why are swedes so hecking big chungus and wholesome (not biased)
>sw*d*n
ew
top 5 nordic countries.
1: Skyrim (It's literally the homeland of the NORDS)
2: Norway (deadlock is from there and i love her)
3: Sweden (cool history i guess)
4: finland
5: denmark (barely counts as nordic)
forgot the autonomous territories/regions
gotland is just a part of sweden
stuff like the faroe and greenland are their own countries i think but theyre autonomous territories
the joke is i only know 2 regions in scandinavia, gótland and uppland.
where did you even find that accented o
jeeves lied
jeeves?
that boy's a liar
that boy's a liar
anyway to finish up the epic blogpost, i lost that game and now im not 2 rank rating away from gold 2 :/
watched a cypher video now I wanna play valorant again
idk im only 1:30 into the video but its some dude using a dog vtuber wearing a cypher hat
speaking of Ame, here's an EP I listened to today about someone who is blackpilled by the fact that she will never be real/know he's real
[YouTube] ???
>Go Home, Schizo
hits so hard.
what?
are those lyrics?
Brave as a noun? like... the animatede movie Brave?
>>31880 #
naurr, it's just a title that doesn't really mean anything. let me look it up.
Okay the title is supposed to reflect how the singer-songwriter is uncertain in calling himself brave. Instead of Brave as a Lion or something, he chooses Brave as a Noun, because he's unable to compare his braveness to anything exceptional.
I could go off the deep end
I could kill all my best friends
I could follow those stylish trends
And God knows I could make amends
But I've got an angry heart
Filled with cancers and poppy tarts
If this is how you folks make art
It's fuckin' depressing
Has Science Góne Tóó Far?
made hot choccy might play a valo game and hate my life
>>31883 #
Neko. Don't hate your life. Valorant is supposed to be fun! Play with a friend, or do something casual and fun. Don't hate yourself over a silly little video game where silly little guys do silly little counter strike roleplay
none of that makes any sense
wheres option c) ragequeue
>>31890 #
dont ragequeue, i did that earlier and i went from 2 RR from gold 2 to 24 RR from gold 2, i got an awful lobby and i only added to the toxicity of the city when i couldnt hit my frags.
in this gamer society, you have 2 choices, frag or be fragged, it's as shrimple as that, and it makes us into awful people that don't bee leave in themselves.
its a frag or fragged world out there
frag or get
gonna make an edit to this song
[YouTube] ???
all tokkers are fat, trans or going permanently offline
blackpilled again
>my weight is rebounding downwards again
God damnit, I just want to be able to grow without having to stuff myself full multiple times a day but I guess it's not happening.
I unfortunately get to post the new 'awfu
angee zu best zu
im defiant
what?
>>31905 #
the best she has looked in a tok everuntil the 2nd scene where she looks at the camera head on and you see the size of 'er jaw
riddle me this, riddle me that
I think most tokfus are getting kinda fat
>parents come ask me to take a look at my little brother's tv because 'they dont know what's wrong with it'
>take a look at it for half a second
>he has clearly thrown something at it and busted a quarter of it
>say he threw something at it
>he admits he threw something at it
>demands a new tv
children are so fricking stupid
just realised neko movie night was yesterday and i missed it :/
i confessed my love for nora her silence is killing me
have you been good this year
found this youtube girl today, makes ironic old school videos, i reckon she will be big soon
[YouTube] ???
getting kinda annoyed at my fyp gonna start instantly scrolling past any tok that has more than 5 words on the screen
time to blogpostlife is pain i hate
I was looking forward to a multi-line work of art biblical epic tome
all I got was this lousy t-shirt
Nekos, whatcha want
Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?
When the tokfu drought come for you
Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?
Nekos, nekos whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Nekos, nekos whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
When you were new and you had bad fus
You go to chen and learn the scraping tool
So why are you acting like a bloody fool?
If you post trash, then you wont get (You)s
Nekos, nekos whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Nekos, nekos whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
[YouTube] ???
I am off of work until January. I feel more hopeless than I have in a long time. I say this in every blogpost. But it feels truer every time. Lacrossefu doesn't matter, really. She is a totem rather than being something I actually consider attainable. If she was to offer herself to me tomorrow I'd still have to say no, as much as it would pain me. I do still feel deep warmth when I speak to her. I didn't get a chance to say goodbye at the christmas dinner. She looked so beautiful. She leaves the team in February. I will miss her dearly.
Everywhere I look I see the little glimmers of hope I've been holding out die out one by one. I feel cornered, powerless, crushed under the boot of life with barely room to breathe. I am young. I earn money. And yet I have no control over my life. My bank balance is in the red each month. Through past decisions I am not a single independent man but one half of a couple. It doesn't matter what I do, she will always let me down.
I have utterly failed at life. I have had my shackles and handicaps like every soul on this earth, but that's no excuse for missing the opportunities set before me. I am not sure I have ever taken the right path at any fork in the road I have ever came across. Every year my station in life becomes more and more humiliating. Around me everyone seems to thrive. If I am destined to 40 more years of this then I want no part in it. No matter how bad it got in the past I could always see salvation in the horizon when I closed my eyes tight. Not anymore. Everything seems set in stone. I don't know what I'm holding out for anymore.
both salburn and flowers of the moon (or something like that) got webrip dropped
does ap think he has it harder than a 40yo father
do a thesis on whether that "green project" you talked about is actually successful in promoting biodiversity or if its just a feel-good law by the govt but doesnt actually help offset construction in aa meaningful way
>>31953 #
im currently looking at paid projects where i'll be paid like 20k a year to research something that already has funding. I'm not gonna do a phd if I have to fucking pay to do it.
>>31954 #
oh it works like that? I thought you applied for stuff with your ideas and then went "yeah sure" and gave u cash
so basically u just get paid to make someone else's dream into reality? thats crazy
the abblesposter is a tight fisted hand at the grindstone fr fr
In other blogging news I attended a screening of the muppets christmas carol in cinema yesterday. I have never seen it before. The songs are really forgettable fr fr but michael caine put in a good performance. A christmas carol would be a good bookclub book if we didn't all know the plot already. The rat was funny.
>>31960 #
it was okay. this was a 'sing-a-long' version, which either improved or worsened the experience I'm not sure. I wasn't singing along, of course, but many did. It wasn't that engaging a film but that's probably just because of how well treaded the plot is.
I was also sat in front of possibly the most annoying woman in britain. From the first trailer you could tell exactly what she looked like. First ad has some love plot going on at an airport. She loudly exclaims, far above the background level of chatter in the cinema, "EW, he's LIKE 45. SHE'S like 22. EW. Red flag!". I didn't realise people actually speak like this. It was like the worst video on your fyp come to life. rsp would love it. Next ad was a car advert with James Buckley (jay from the inbetweeners). She immediately exclaims (again, so loud) "now who IS james buckley?" in the tone of someone who knows who james buckley is more than anybody else in the planet. Her tired sounding husband replies "he's in the inbetweeners" and she shouts out "OH, you mean that show where they have 30 YEAR OLDS playing TEENAGERS?". She did this at every single ad. It went on for so long. And then when the singing started her husband had the worst monotonous singing voice, audible over the general chorus. I know this is a boring anecdote to read but experiencing it felt surreal.
only in Albion and her daughters would such a thing ever happen. Insane to read, would end up on the news if it happened here
she sounds like a cyute tokker and i think neko is just jealous, seething with 5'10 ryan goslingmaxxing incel rage that such a fair maiden already was wedded, bedded and shredded with another man, one who was perhaps not so blackpilled on life and capable of enjoying things like board games
I went to watch the muppets christmas carol in cinema yesterday and I have to say the film was a blast, a movie marvel from start to finish, I cried at the ending. One thing took me out of the film however, during the ads the audience did their normal audience participation routine of shouting out jokes about the crappy films being advertised, there was a really funny girl 2 rows infront of me, the whole cinema laughed multiple times at her antics. One fella, directly infront of me though kept groaning loudly whenever she'd speak and then spent the entire film browsing 4chan on his phone.
last night i watched this shitty film in the cinema and there was this fat fuck sat infront of me, he looked like he posted abbles. he must've wayed like ~100 kilos or maybe it was ~130
>looking for part time jobs
>they're all at the national minimum wage
i hate corporations i hate corporations i hate corporations
new acid!!!!!!!!
been pretty ~Depressed today so this ~Cheered me ~Up
>>31968 #
now I remember
I saw this before my shower and I was going to post it when I got back but I had forgotten it cus my shower took a while
I like it
yeah b-but.... I... uhmm.. I saw it first! So I win!
I will do something crazy (you will not see it coming) with the next tok you post
doesnt work on this website, your powers are powerless here.
works on my machine
put too much choccy powder in my milk so now the milk is too strong too spicy
I've forsaken Reki, I will now only post the best tokker.
I will also go to sleep now, goodnight neko
I cannot for the life of me play engineer in tf2. How do you get this class to work and not suck
gm neko or should i say glm neko
binding of issac episode #5606 or maybe it was episode #4820
Feels like I'm moving forward in my life but everyone else is standing still. My friends are still stuck in the same wagie cagie jobs they ha 3 years ago. It's increasingly difficult to plan anything with a group when everyone but me has a crummy job that steals their weeks and doesn't even have the courtesy to set a work schedule more than one week in advance.
>>31984 #
happy bildday nekominnie
Protect hehim afabs
Save hehim afabs
fuck sheher tomboys
marry sheher tomboys
2 posts above me are nasty. I want all hehim afabs to know I'm a nice guy and I respect your gender identity please please please please please date me
impregnate and raise a beautiful healthy family with sheher tomboys
grow old with sheher tomboys
ohhpinkk is going to pay £12000 to go to a festival with her entire family
shouldve donated to her female woman friend's cancer gofundme instead
yeah thats what I mean, her friend is a female woman (amab (this doesnt mean that she cant be a woman))
I am a transphobe
>onlyfans girls are now giving (YOU) money
clownworld
>>32007 #
to be fair the character she's cosplaying is filled with existential dread after being trapped as a clown in a virtual reality sword art online game (if she dies in the clown world she dies in real life)
blackpilled again
ive got class tomorrow but it's just gonna be a 'review' session. should i spend 3 hours on commute for a 2 hour 'review' session featuring a lecturer that stutters, stammers and ummmms his way through every class? #8ball (It can't be helped)
i hate girls cosplaying pomni for porn. pomni is a cute clown not for sexual
>>32017 #
>cosplaying pomni for porn
where? can you tell me where? so I know what to avoid to not see pomni sexual
her eyes are very pretty
>>32022 #
her hair is her best feature but idk she isnt my taste
objectively attractive but subjectively meh
i hate that fucking dog that plays cypher
why
think im gonna play valorant
that neko is TRANS
okay i wont play valorant ill play a non-trans game instead
>Currently playing: Fallout: New Vegas
neko...
STOP STALKING ME.
What next? You'll expose me for wearing pink, white and blue striped programmer socks??
neko is NOT beating the trans allegations
I may love trans afab girls, but I am not trans
how many of these did you do this year nekos?
I've got...... 2!
its nearly christmas. time for the yearly replay.
im gonna die wifeless
tfw no abbles stream
>banned from valorant for being too good at the game and inventing new movement strategies
its sova
is this real or fake? 98% of scientists get it wrong.
time to settle down with a glass of choccy milk and watch my favourite streamer (472 hours watched this year, top 8% of the most devouted viewers!!)
>he fell for the file rename double ruse
heh. now noobdy knows who the real devil behind that post is
goodnight nekochen, the home of the neko.
chibleeeee
Even though I can barely be here, I will still driveby funky post, no matter the cost.
witnessed a poor woman get voodoo'd today
RIP
>>32059 #
I was on the bus with the cute portuguese and she got a "no caller-id" phone call that made spooky noises and said the word voodoo and now she thinks she has been cursed by a voodoo spell
[YouTube] ???
Yeah, neko
I'm still postin' with you
Still waters run deep
Still Boni and R-E-K-I, '99 neko
Guess who's back?
Still, doing that shit B-P?
(Oh for sho', check me out)
It's still BP neko, old head neko
Though I post a lot, can't keep it home a lot
'Cause when I frequent the threads that I'm known to rock
You hear the bass from the toks when I'm on the clock
Meguminers pay homage, but haters say that I fell off
How neko? My last post they were ironic (Neko)
They want to know if he still got it
They say toks've changed
They wanna know how I feel about it
(If you ain't up on thangs)
BoniP is the name
I'm ahead of my game
Still posting antiques
Still fuck with the NEETs, still not loving obese
Still rock my bonis, bit 'a acid and chips
Still got love for Brasil, hatin' on A-P (For life)
Still the toks slang, still doing my thang
Since I left ain't too much changed, still
I'm representing for them nekos all across the world
(Still) Postin' them edits on the low-low, girl
Still taking my time to neg on AP
And I still think your tokfu looks beat, it's the ol' BP
I'm representing for them nekos all across the world
(Still) Postin' my tokfus on the low-low, girl
Still taking my time to hate on AP
And I still think your tokfu looks beat, it's the ol' BP
*activates nordic stare*
yeah you shittin... you finna..
svalbard
v
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>>32065 #
cracka oprhan ass boy nerdy ass boy young hseldon looking ass boy no friends ass boy i be mexican nigga
naurrrr
what are we doing tonight nekkers
>>32070 #
same but im gonna be playing valorant so its more of a mental rot :D
>>32071 #
what things do you need to be doing
>>32073 #
:/
i love this little nigga right here ----> :3
look at him
babyroods??!?!?!?!
the @finder for those toks doesnt work
is this true? does vitamins cure depression?
>wow cant wait to watch my favourite streamer
>hes playing fortnite
>sponsored by mcdonalds
Totes cute funky.
https://www.mixcloud.com/live/RadioSam_Gent/
clover is live doing a radio stream
have a good wednesday evening nekos
just got randomly followed by a cosplayer on Kofi. kinda sus. ive never even heard of this wasteman before
I'm currently nekodrunk doing a neko poop and I'm watching my fu's toks on WiFi
life is so good f4
fr
I'm nekobusriding on the nekobus
I'm nekoalone in the nekochen nekothread
gm neko gm indeed
tres funky
I.
Have.
Risen.
dare I roll on the cursed night market?
what will I get?
#d6 (5)
naurrrr der payingrealgoldbergsteiner...
:D
hey look ma i made it
that game sucks
you know what else is fun with friends?
soggy biscuit
I played gay chicken with another dude yesterday. I won but I realize now after the fact that maybe I am too old to play gay chicken
he is19
I found out that the cute portuguese girlhas fucked a 40 year old wifeless guy for his money
crazy how women be like that in the modern day
did you do the rizzmaster play of saying
>Never have I ever had a massive crush on a portugese girl here
and then drink deeply
no she was choosing all of the questions and I only crush on girls from the correct portuguese speaking nation BRASIILLLLLLLLLLL
>amongst
SUS
also guess what bozo
wait no way the image is called image.png thats so crazy that proves it
I checked the wait of the post and you did Wright that
Yeah well Czech this
this thread is almost a month old
what if we
make many posts
to get a new thread
im gay
theres no (You) on this post I did not Rait it
>not using neko theme
hope meowmin permanently vans ur @ss
only transnies transsexuals transvestitues use other themes than neko theme
>uses the pink theme with hello kitty stuff
>isn't a AMAB MTFTF trannymaxxer
you would lose gay chicken cus youre a gay dark gay
im on the tab right now and its all pink unlike ur gay black site damn u love big black sites huh? kinda gay
fuck you rekiposter
yeah fucjk that guy
rekiposter? this is what i think of that guy
yup I say that as well
all 6/6 connected of us agree
yeah I am another one of the 6 connected (not one of the last 2 posts) and I also think that
yeah me too man
though he did win the nekochen editing contest with a clean edit featuring the top 5 most posted tokkers on nekochen.net home of the neko
yeah you finna postin nigga yeah you threading nigga
but wait, why do we feel bound by making a new thread at >2000 posts? What if we reject tradition and go our own way
we could make a reki thread right now.. who would stop us?
yeah no not that
This is so true bestie-
Never try and bring down a girl in silver. Blink and next year she'll be immortal. Girl boss moment activated, no CAP.
This is so true bestie-
When I'm queing I listen to all the white girl music.
this is why i never hit my ults on deadlock, i am too busy thinking of that fucking sweet little bumblebee song
talked to a girl that kinda looks like tenshi yesterday
tenshi looks better tho
>Himmler
gonna play some roblox (I will have lots of fun)
wdip
bon_i
wrong (I dont post toks) (I only post my shoegaze'ter)
should i go to a walk to the grocery store despite not really needing anything #8ball (It can't be helped)
it gave u a non-answer cus u said go to a walk
go FOR a walk? #8ball (Yes)
told u
>Prime Minister Rishi Sunak’s UK government is studying a crackdown on social media access for children under the age of 16, including potential bans, according to people familiar with the discussions.
I got 37 kills in roblox fortnite
gonna look through all of my fus toks now I think
gonna be a good way to spend my day off
found the @ of a ttger, its very obviously one since he follows stuff like chips old account that hasnt uploaded in 3 years and the @s of tokkers who deleted their account and someone else made a new account with that name
Just saw a cute girl sweeping the floor at McDonald's. Proof that burger King is mid, no cute girls work there.
Just saw a very pretty girl at the counter of KFC. Burger King takes another L. She took my order with a smile, I love her. Burger King? Burger WHO. I will NOT be visiting until they start hiring cute girls like other more successful fast food restaurants.
very hungry neko
Taco Bell? More like I want to Taco SMELL the hair of the very pretty girl that was working there and gave me my order. She was Latinx but with her I'd like to havelatinsex
forgot to add, burger king loses again!
the spoilered joke does not work
real?
hmmm
been 15 minutes and he still hasn't made a funnier joke thanlatinsex
gn neko, except for the guy who said mylatinsexjoke wasnt funny
it wasnt funny gn
Totally different neko and not the same handsome guy posting from his phone as he settles into bed.
It WAS funny.
>his phone is in reach when hes in bed
ngmi
You call me on the telephone you feel so far away
You tell me to come over there's some things you wanna play
I walk into your thread, nobody's home
Just me and you and you and me alone
*extremely Japanese voice*
Hon-Kai Star Rail
>>32180 #
Not a fan of Sunak, that's for sure, I'm a Starmer Llama till the day I die, but I could see this being a good thing if introduced correctly. Kids shouldn't be on things like instagram or tigtog
we got a
number one victory royale
yeah fortnite we bout to get down
>>32213 #
you will never get a number one victory royale
you will never get a chug jug
you will never get to fly around in those hamster ball vehicles that were in fortnite 4 years ago
feel old yet?
I styopped playing before those hamster gays but my first ever fortnite game was a #1 Victory Chicken Dinner
I got a bit down my 'fus tokography yesterday and I found some really good toks
you never posted her
you never posted your car
it's never too early for a little bonbi posting (I am not a schizo)
what the flip is a bonbi
>>32227 #
bonbi was the first tiktok user in history back in ~2018 or was it ~4:32pm on November 27th 2017
one more in class lesson until like mid january
we are free (to watch toks)
lets fucking gooooo, class is dismissed i will now be watching toks 18 hours a day, 6 days a week until january 15th
time to do my 2 hours of aim training whilst wearing my thermal heated gloves and weighted bracelets
>>32236 #
better to overcompensate than undercompensate in this frag or be fragged world of Valorant. Some players count shouts and stop shooting when they think they've finished off an enemy tango. Me? I prefer to use my whole vandal clip on an enemy sage.
>>32237 #
>this audio
Reminds me of this
>better to overcompensate than undercompensate
Wouldn't that make you just as inaccurate though?
>I prefer to use my whole vandal clip on an enemy sage.
Good.
>>32238 #
Inaccuracy doesn't matter when you're in the trenches. Shoot to supress, not to regress, know what I'm saying?
did nekomin remove the @ being displayed when you upload a tok?
>>32243 #
Oh, I didn't even notice, that's probably a new tiktok "feature". You have to be logged in to be able to go through the links that we usually use. I've noticed because I wasn't logged in in this browser and when I clicked the link it didn't work unless I did.
>>32244 #
I see
yeah tiktok is changing up their "features" all the time, I tried to get the UID from a tokker the other day and the old console script doesnt work anymore
i lost my valorant game its sova
might watch a "hes literally me"core movie today dunno which one
feeling like another Gyllenhaal classic (he is literally me) so it might be Donnie Darko
>sorry for instalock i've had to fill the last 4 games in a row
>picks jett
>bottom frags
every
time
after finishing the book I have watched the film adaptation of NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (2007). pretty faithful adaptation overall. shame they removed the subplot with the 15 year old hitchiker though I liked that bit. they did a good job with chigurh.
where is everynyan
Is counter strike 2 still shit
wow! (very obvious reply to said posts)
1776th post for angry boni.jpg
Oh, the year was 1778
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now
A letter of marque came from the king
To the scummiest vessel I've ever seen
God damn them all! I was told
We'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
But I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers
arguably the best apple tok and it was deleted, it is very narcissistic yet artistic.
arguably the best apple tok
congrats to me for hitting gold 3 yippieeee!! \>-<!!!
i am still gold 2 coded unfortunately
post a stan rogers song you like, i'll start
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[Youtube] Barrett's Privateers
Hate when Im watching a cool valorant video and then the montage music changes to some faggy anime shit in japanese
ugh
goin' on nofap....but, like, for the soul......
GL
goin on nonap.... no more naps for the month of december
Forget the cosplays isn't it time you got your canons out for the boys???
-love_legs, December 12th 2023.
my tea's gone cold I wonder why
I got out of bed at all
ONLY A 6??
blackpilled again
Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman, rise and shine
we're up early, grinding.
>you will never feel neko's tight fisted hand at the grindstone
why even live
>ywn feel your fire quenched in neko's barrel of spring water after a hot day of pounding on the anvil
watching a video on how the irish got so good at smoking british soldiers and I gotta say, I love Ireland even more now
genuine crafty wanks those lads, the IRA and then later the provos
>one single bomb somewhere in England costed the english government £800 million compared to the 22 years of bombs dropped in Ireland which amounted up to £600 million
mogged
>then a year later, £1.4 BILLION (with a B) in damages after they blew a bomb stored in a stolen truck
mirin these totals
its incredible how much fear the english politicians mustve been living under, terrorism actually worked and got the english to bend their knee and resume negotiations
posting an irish'ter in solidarity with the provos
Nekochen stands against terrorism in all its forms
Only when the feds are doing recon
These are the girls that provos were protecting from brutish english paws
tbh with you whenever I have interacted with real life irish people I have rarely been left with a positive impression. They are typically loud, overbearing, and overly political.
they sense the albionian in you
the only irish girls i've met on valorant were dumb as hell and liked deftones, a famously mid group. clearly this proves the supremacy of the anglo with such beautiful roses like Ryogerms
ryogerms is a pole......and is in POLE POSITION to capture my heart.....
>play game of valorant
>1-6 instalock reyna leaves round 5
>2 rounds later our chamber (4th pick when we already had 3 duelists) leaves
>we surrender the game despite being 4-4 in rounds and having really good stats on our 3 remaining players
fun
this brings joy to the valorant player
oh wait it was unrated
phew fucking lucky didnt even realize
might join the neko valorant squad
ur welcome to but be aware
of the waaaateersssss
wtf I have AP on my team???oldnekos remember
the neko valorant squad atm is only 2 of us, i tell all the jokes, he gets all the frags, doesn't matter i still rank up even when i go 3-17 every game.
i love her i love her i love her i love her
how it feels when you carry a team of shitters in valorant
I'll be honest lads my first 3 unranked games could have gone better
if you made an old account and dont have an old one that was in the beta, you are much better off just buying a ranked ready account for like $5 instead of spending a literal month grinding 2-3 hours a day just to get enough exp to play ranked
if u made a new account*
>he made a new account
enjoy being able to play ranked in 2025 after a long grueling grind
Did the rounds (looked through the social media of classmates from half a decade ago) and realized, yeah, everyone has started walling or turned fat
Coincidentally only the women in my old class has stuff of themselves on social media so make of that what you will
gonna watch Prisoners (2013) with Jake Gyllenhaal in it in an hour or so
will stream it if anyone wants to watch
there can only be one Goldenhall on nekochen budy and it is literally me
DJ at party asks me if I have any song recs
tell him
>nah man I only listen to weird music dw
>"no ofc man tell me something"
>uuh, Alberto Balsalm by Aphex Twin
>Hits me with the most weird side-eye glance as if I had just dropped an incredibly smelly fart at a funeral, effectively saying "man wtf did you just say" with his eyes in response
>Doesnt play my song
it always end up like this, and I even picked one of the less weird songs I listen to
tried a pair of blue jeans
felt like a dickmuncher male homosexual queer fag
not for me tbh
Prisoners (2013)
Run time:2h 33min
idk, but its about gays and they wear blue jeans (cause and effect)
eh i'll watch it, why not
hoping i don't turn into a fagiolo
new boni tok
i dont like boniposters
i dont like boniposters, they're rough, they're course and they get into everything.
why
just dont like em, thats why
understandable
how are you nekos gonna pass this festive holiday
I love her so much she is perfect in every way and every other britbongerfu is mogged from here to kingdom come: deliverance
i also saw 1 sock
Thematically—beyond mazes—religion and trees are huge motifs. The main villain is in a war against the Christian God, while the hero is named after a god of Norse mythology. There are characters named Grace and Joy. Many times throughout the film, there’s an emphasis on forests and trees. What a coincidence that Joy’s last name is “Birch” (a very common tree in America). There’s something being said in this collision between civilization and nature, Christianity and the “Old Gods.”
very bad motif ngl
new kanye west album its so juicy im digging in my seat
i googled prisoners explained and found a chronological timeline
now you can read this and pretend you watched the film and wasn't just on tiktok scrolling
yeah that makes sense and is also what I said
>Alex drives his RV to the house he had been abducted from in 1987, the home of his actual parents
I didnt think about this part but it makes sense, I had only remembered when Jake talked to his mom
film was probably 40 minutes too long imho
idk the movie shouldve just been better and hugh isnt that good at acting real things
im not gonna reply to that brohoof post
anyways this new kanye album has a really good song listen to this
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ill tell you my opinions on the new kanye song you posted but only if you reply to and bro hoof me back /)
I do not care about huge jackedman
it's crazy how this guy only plays autistic serial killer characters
i would torture him too
yeah and teen girls drink from thermoses XDDDDDDD this lil guy drinks from a thermos XDDDDD HAHAHAAAHAH
>you literally used to be a woman
man if this was true, imagine being shorter, having a lighter voice and less facial hair than an ex woman naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
yeah but trans women are__ women. you fucking transphobe
so hecking based! time to play some dungeons and dragons :D
people are so fucking mean to me and i am a nice wholesome big chungus type of guy. you're lucky i can take the hits, you wouldnt like me if i was angry
zamn new vegas was the last good game
dont say good things about new vegas or some grinch nekos will call you transgender because a few valid and canon transwomen like the game.
zamn starfield was the last bad game
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are we excited for this?
the image used for the trailer looks AI genned. it's a direct clip from the film that's shown in the trailer but it just looks so bad
>womyn protag
shit
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this trailer looks like every ryan gosling movie ever. ryan gosling plays an aloof semi-autistic guy who drives, and romances a cute quirky english girl.
new vegas?
heh yeah, ur trans
whats the least trans thing/hobby?
the things I do
you like programming? yeah you're trans
you like working out? yeah you're trans
you like cars? yeah you're trans
you think dogs are better than cats? nope you're a dude
I hate programming
the least trans hobby ever to ever exist is
>being depressed and/or feeling like shit but not talking about it with other people and just bottling it up in silence
the anti-trans part is the "in silence" part
ok nekos I bought a journal I intend to write my thoughts and stuff like that in it, kind of as a way to vent mental issues to myself
what should I write in it
you write in a journal? yeah you're trans.
just kidding neko, have fun writing in your journal. write whatever you feel like, stuff that's burning a hole in your brain
take the Chazprincetonpill
no but i genuinely dont know how to start
it just feels odd, i imagine when im 10 pages down its gonna be smooth sailing schizo train of thought incoherent rambling but those first 10 pages gonna be forced and awkward as hell
>>32412 #
never had one of those, I have trust issues and dont disclose very personal problems to even my closest friends
i feel as if someone is going to come across it and read it but its going to be all mentally insane shit
that just doesnt feel the same, i need it to be physical or else i wont do it
>metal box with combination lock for a diary
women do that stuff, ill just write a threatening message on the first page that if i find out someone has read it i will beat them to a pulp like a real man
stop talking about what women do, and instead start doing women
but do they wanna do me??.... pensive emoji
alexa pls turn on all girls are the same by juice wrld
ive been posting all edits uploaded to this site onto tiktok and getting moots with all of your tokfus
its never been easier
idk i didnt actually do that
didnt the other site have an OC edit contest i wonder if they had any good submissions
>>3Hahahahahahahha2429
>>32431 #
I remember seeing that they would conclude the contest in january so ill wait, surely something will show up by then
I meant to imply I would have to make something for it to show up not that I'm making something
did NOBODY make anything for it? 💀
some guy reposted a several year old bonbi edit that he didnt make
>>32439 #
thats crazy, people on neko made edits without any promise of a prize. what does that say about the nekos?
the competition was rigged anyways neko ate all the donuts nekoself
it was 48 donuts and i got hungry, sorry i wanted a little snack after all my hard work up putting up a strawpoll.
maybe next time we should have a larger prize, one single serving of donuts is too easy to eat.
>Though let's be real
more like Doughnuts be real get it? hahaa
*shoots u with bazooka*
might take one of these leaked kanye songs and make an edit with it
quite possibly the WORST kanye song to make an edit to
then how come this went so hard?
ayo theres yeezus leaked songs?
cant believe that one ryangoslingcel saw pics of random south asian dudes taking selfies with noemi and emrenei and thought "damn maybe I should go to a con"
go to cons
get a noemi lookalike gf
simple
go to cons
get scammed buying anime figurines
go home alone
>go to cons
>look like an old 30yo creep
Nah I ain't doing that
>>32457 #
basically we met this 'depressed' guy who said he was 16, 5'10 and looked like ryan gosling but that he was blackpilled because he's not 6ft. so neko showed him pictures of noemi at a con with some random ass ugly asian dude and said "look, even this ugly midget can get a girl, thats his gf they've been dating for 2 years" and he believed it and said he was gonna go to cons and join the board game club
at our age we should go to wine tasting groups
>>32463 #
whats bad about telling a 16 year old that "hey maybe you shouldn't be blackpilled over your height man, you're 5'10 and only 16, stop reading incel forums and just get a hobby"
26 year long thread soon over
I can make the new thread :3
ok do it
dont do it
Try it
dont try it
Twist it
dont twist it
Bop it
dont bop it
Maybe lick on it a lil
yea lick on it
10 to go before i post new
anyone gonna watch squid games 2?
>>32482 #
They're making a sequel? Well, who am I kidding ofc they would make a sequel, everything is getting a sequel now
>>32484 #
racistneko
>>32483 #
it was super popular so ofc! i kinda hate that the cute thief girl died, i was rooting for her the whole time
>before 2k posts
