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first for
squid games unfortunately
last thread didnt even hit 2k posts its so ver
we are apple.krisp posting and squid game discussing
got an asian nigga at uni i call my homie squid game
6th for nemuru
i should order some chinese food
>>32500 #
I don't like Chinese Food. My favourite 'food' that isn't from my culture is Indian Food. I'm not a fan of Chicken Tikka Masala though, I've heard that dish is KILLING the industry! (old nekos remember). My favourite is Chicken Vindaloo. My normal order is a Vindaloo, some garlic rice, a nice garlic and cheese naan bread and some aloo gobiOh-oh-oh my God, what's happenin' to me?Walkin' down Montana, woah-oh-ohSame old dull routines, same Aloo GobiWalkin' down Montana, oh, oh, oh
>old nekos remember
youre the oldest one here
says a lot about society
time for me to take my 4th poo of the day (I think Im a bit sick)
I will bring my journal so I can diarypost on the loo
>>32502 #
Good taste, I like that one too, Vindaloo is just what I'm used to at this point.
>>32505 #
I'm in my mid 20's (not gonna say more for fear of doxxing myself online)
I'm on the poo and new acid tok in that one mid cos
I'm 30 in exactly 4 months. Any oldernekos?
>>32513 #
>mid cos
I like it, am I more of an Acid fan than you acidposter?
im 25 ๐
now i feel like im one of the youngest here
>>32515 #
neko you posted it like 10 seconds before i did :/
I'#M THE ACIDPOSTER I DONT POOP
love this song. I'm in my bubblegum bitch era.
>b* word
misogynist on this site :/ might leave for a better place away from phobes and bigots
>>32519 #
I like marina, I haven't listened to her in a while though. Not exactly a thing I would admit to in public.
>>32525 #
I am not a kid though. I am the oldneko
>>32526 #
I know, it's probably not a good look for a man to listen to, might give off the ick.
old neko or oldneko
only oldnekos remember the sinkpisser arc
>>32527 #
i've spoken to several girls about liking marina and i've never given any the icknor the dick
return to pushups neko arc. you have to roll a die and do that many pushups
#d100 (23)
#d100 (6)
times #d20 (3)
bruh
#d100 (25)
guess im doing 18 pushups.... #d6 (5) sets
ok finally some volume
d#5 pushups every hour
im tired i cant type
LMAO HE FUCKED UP THE ROLL EVERYBODY LAUGH LOUDLY
#d5 (2) pushups every hour
>not using the neko theme
didnt read the post
#d100 (95) pushups before bedtime
#d100 (11) pushing a boulder up a hill
if you do 100 pushups, 100 counter-strike run boosts, 100 squats, 100 situps every day you WILL get a gf in 2024
#d100 (92) ice cream throat pulls
#d100 (99) number of donuts to eat
finishd page 1 of my incoherent rambling, think I fit my fus name about 273 times on the page in varying levels of legibility
reki reki reki reki reki reki reki reki reki reki reki reki reki reki reki reki
wow, interesting journal neko!
the >write your tokfu name over and over< part was not true but the >shes all I think about< part was
>he's never had a truefu
I try my best to not get obsessed over things I cannot have, same goes for fus
i dont wanna be gay anymore
>>32572 #
It's ringing some bells but I cannot for the life of me rememberand I've watched all funky toks, some multiple times
Do you at least remember the cos?
Had a poor unranked valorant performance....it may be time to hang up the skates
>>32575 #
unranked valorant is garbage because it's not skill based, you can just be thrown against the most diabolical "i miss her" jetts that only hit 1 deeg headshots from across the map, fragging and fragging but knowing that his pocket sage ekitten isprobably dating a dude irl
>>32577 #
no, it's a common joke in the valorant community, the game is so infested with edaters, and most edater guys play jett and the girls play sage. valorant breakups are common that those jetts change their name to "i miss her" at this point most of it is probably ironic, but it started out sincere.
"i miss her" is probably the most common name on valorant it's so popular.
the 2nd most common name is "deftones is so good"
naurrr deftones is mid just likekoto
yeah whats up?
Okay, I've done my 95 pushups, time to fall asleep in the bed nekos. Gn, it was a good day for nekochen :)
i havent started mine yet i feel like i need to shit agfain
duty calls
deftones is good
yea
gonna change my valorant name to "womens suffrage is mid"
that's gonna get me some egirl attention
might change my valo name to "cant hold eyecon #tact"
good morning neko
today im gonna be making maps all day for my campaign because i got lazy and didnt do it yesterday and also im tired and slept too long and i watched prisoners (2013) and now i feel like im jake gyllenhallmaxxing
fun fact, the resolution youre watching when you watch tiktoks on the website is 608x1080
which is higher res than the _sd version of toks but I believe lower fidelity
that wasnt an "actually"
she does the ๐ค๐๐ป
dont like that post
valorant is such a bad game i hate it (im gonna play valorant)
hey honey wake up, new paro just dropped
but im a crepe
im a weird dough
real??
just rizzed up Cupcake
she is mine
noemi more like ho-emi
what?
i don't know if its seasonal depression but life is not getting better, in fact, its getting worse
>>32608 #
Sometimes it does, but unless it's going down to your lowest points I don't think there's much to worry about.
>>32608 #
could be seasonal, i know I've been feeling like shit last couple of weeks for no real reason.
I don't know if its seasonal but I just bottom fragged twice in a row
>>32611 #
>>32610 #
i was always a bit depressed but as of now its getting tad unpleasant, could be the seasons though
I feel great. My tokfus posting, uni is going well, women laugh at me in video games
I feel good, I wouldn't say great. Uni is going well, I'm ranking up in video games, my wait is steadily decreasing despite the fact that I drink 2 liters of gravy a day.
Look at this clover, all she does is kiss her friends.
>>32613 #
>its getting tad unpleasant
I'm sure it will pass neko, I am feeling the weather too but I'm hopeful anyway, it eventually will get better, or I'll die at which point I won't care either way lmao
>>32615 #
>women laugh at me
Great touch neko
Hope we've all made our first batch of christmas cookies
>he screenshots his pictures to remove the EXIF data
we all do this
dude ๐๐ onto some cookies....
yall niggas sleepin on a dawg but I just figured out how to screenrecord 1080x1920 resolution toks
>>32627 #
Something like this but by any degree, not the transpose only. I don't have the example but I know it's possible since I saw someone do it.
theres like 1 frame between these dont mind that but can any of you spot any difference in quality between left and right?
>>32631 #
I've just checked it and transpose filter behaves as expected (keeps transparency) while rotate doesn't. I really got no idea how somebody made that one thing that I saw once, I wish I saved it since searching for it is almost impossible now.
me thinks
>>32634 #
this is a VERY good funky tok, i love this song sm, it feels like me.
I'M MR RAGE
I'M MR RAGE
I'M MR RAGE
I'M MR RAGE
then all that werk I did to rotate my monitor just to have a higher resolution was for naught
its sova
got a headache, gonna relax, drink a nice decaf coffee, play some comfy roguelike like slay the spire and watch a northernlion stream before bed.
got great mental clarity, gonna tense up, drink horrible caffinated tea, watch a video and play nothing more before bed.
>>32637 #
It's not the example I had in mind but you can see it clearly here that there are middle frames between vertical and horizontal. This is what I cannot find anywhere an answer to how to do it.
dont ask me, I just do all that stuff in video editing programs
pretty sure the person that did the stuff you posted used ffmpeg but if I wanted to do it I would just use editing programs
but given that you need to have space for it to "rotate through", space which (I assume) cannot be transparent, you cannot just use a rotate command and have to concat the different frames together, like how molly.mp4 was made
cute smile :P
i love the neighbourhood (band)
I love how shes dancing, got me feeling for you
You say that you love me, I dont know if its true
When I go to sleep all I ever see is you
I can be your saviour, everything that weve been through
angela has a new account, her old one got banned at 2.4milly apparently
still dunno why shes popular
Do dogs understand locks.
Does my dog understand why I have to pick up the key and put it in the door to open it.
Do good girls like bad guys? I've had this question for a real long time
Do cute afab hehimmlers exist irl or is it only on tiktok.com? I've met MANY trans dudes at board game club and they are the middest of gender golems. None look dben half as good as remy
>>32670 #
Girls that are girls but use he him pronouns like remymite or roods
whats an hehimmler now, isn't that a nazi general
Rolling for a gf in 2024 #8ball (It can't be helped) #d20 (3)
blackpilled again
What is it that causes you, having played well for the first half of the match, to suddenly be unable to get a single kill from that point onwards? Is it JUST mental?
tomboy gf 2024 (it will be my year) #d20 (7)
difficulty rating #d20 (6)
its so easy
When I want to reset my mental to play better, the secret isturning off the game for the rest of the day, going outside and walking my dog
Does it work? Do you play any better?
Anyway we're up to rank 8 bros.....ranked is nearly here
level 8? Enjoy another 3 weeks of grind, buddy
Shouldve used that cushy Wall Street job to buy a ยฃ4.49 ranked-ready account to join the team
Yeah Unironically you're gonna be playing 5 hours a day for a month to hit 20.
>>32683 #
If I play really badly or don't have fun I just stop for the day. Some days I'm having fun, hitting shots and winning games, some days I can't aim, if I have a bad aim day I quit when I realise it. No need to waste VALORANTCOINS on a loss streak
My mom always said, either you have luck in love or you have luck in games
So far I have had neither
My mom always said, it's okay if you drop out of uni you can always come back home. Haha the joke is she didn't believe I could succeed when I wasn't loving under her roof. Well who's laughing now? I just paid off my own 2004 Toyota camry
my moms dead
>nudity is now allowed on twitch
>Joe Biden has just won the election
>a giant meteor just killed all the Hecking canon and valid dinosaurs
Wtf is gonna happen now?
But really did you know flowers are a more recent type of life than dinosaurs? Isn't that crazy. Dinosaurs predate FLOWERS
you dont pre date anything
emphasis on date that word is the joke
and now, 9 years later, you are still waiting for her to get back to you for date #2 naurr
I wanted you to sound younger than you actually were, sorry for lying
wow that neko is really mean to that other neko who is handsome and funny and nor a day older than 25
>losing 11-9
>surrender vote called
WHY is every lobby filled with cowards
>>32709 #
Never surrender, EVERY game is winnable. We were losing 10-12 and it was over, they killed our last player and could defuse, then there deadlock just ulted and wasted time shooting it and ran out of time to defuse. We went to 11-12, ready to fight for overtime.we got stomped in that last round, 5 deaths, no kills
actually it was 12-10
why'd that one guy lie like that? makes no sense. good thing the neko above and I called him out
Third player from that game here. It was 12-10
Hmm this third player sure does type at exactly the same cadence as the original player hmmm
Fourth guy here sorry for my slow typing I'm typing one handed as my other hand is broken due to clicking so hard with the sheriff.
Deadlock is das cutest agent!
>das
thats german
ne? ich bin nicht
Einstein zwei drei veir
ei makes an "eye" sound, ie makes an "ee" sound
vier is, using english sounds, fee-r, thus its spelled with "ie" and not "ei"
Woooooow you know multiple languages, we get it, you're European. Brag about it more. You will NEVER go to a chip shop
-10 C a week ago
+9 C tomorrow
this makes no sense
>is cute
>is a cosplayer
>is a gamer
>speaks german
>listens to MARINA
noemi confirmed the best 'fu
This tok resonates with me rn.
I have to go to job.
>3cm taller than me
>our starsigns aren't compatible
blackpilled again
average boni poster maining the worst agent in valorant
>same height as me
>more masculine face than me
>likes soup more than me
it's over i've been mogged by a woman
>ALREADY level 11
the haters won't know what hit them....
>>32738 #
why, jett of course (I have no idea how to use her abilities in a way even vaguely helpful to the team)
he has never used deadlocks abilities in a positive or helpful way (I've checked the tapes and the council came to an unanimous decision)
>>32737 #
is the winter season calm for you guys? I had assumed you would have half an hour of free time per day after ur commute
>neko said he started journaling yesterday
>noemi starts doing it today
she wants him fr
>>32744 #
aforementioned 4th player here, I am going to hit plat 1 today!!!!! just 2 wins away :D this'll be the highest rank any neko has ever hit in history
i hate this filter so much.
noemi if you're reading thisyou stink haha gottem
How do I lesen the black hidden message?
Danke
-Cherry
rank up faster to lvl 20 lil bro
new 'awfu
hot choccy in my hand
playing Looksmaxxing Simulator 5 on roblox
I like Valorant
>>32734 #
>>32736 #
If you find a fu higher than 189 or weighing in more than 78 with less than 25% bf I'll officially call myself mogged.
Does mewing is real?
>>32767 #
I'm already in the 95th percentile for my country, I'm not sure I really need to be higher tbf
>>32769 #
If you move to somewhere like Thailand you'd be in the top 0.0001%. Its called the south east Asia pill
>>32768 #
Real? Sure, you can train your muscles. Does it make your jaw more defined? I dunno, if you really wanna try it, try chewing gum all the time for like a month or something. I've done that and I've had definitely bigger masseters or whatever those muscles are called (not really intentionally but w/e) but I dunno if it made me look better.
>>32770 #
Not very interested in south east asian girls, I would settle for a cute girl in my country tbf.
>>32771 #
I'd settle for a cute girl from my country too. Not super into Asisn girls, I think Koreans all rook same and I think the culture is too different for us to mix and match well.
I'd accept an European girl though, I'm not solely looking for an englander
>>32742 #
I took two weeks of annual leave (plus company wide gets xmas eve to new years off)
JUST enough time to unlock ranked and play one (1) placement match
I shalt also post the new funky. She's so cute :)
>>32774 #
I'm looking forward to playing with you! It'd be nice to not be the worst player in the game for once xD ๐ ๐ ๐ skull
im still playing looksmaxxing simulator 5 and im almost fully looksmaxxed out statswise
I did it... I am the PSL God looksmaxxer...
only took 5 hours
now to leave the roblox running overnight to collect my mews
My tokfu is mid.
Who do I post?
really enjoying the instagram genre of men who say insane shit because they want women to like them
of course this is the peak of the genre, im mad I didn't save his account name to look up more of this
cute or cringe name?
>>32785 #
I cannot for the life of me sit through the whole video like that, how do you handle such concentrated levels of cringe neko?
i got kicked from looksmaxxing simulator 5 after 20 minutes of inactivity tonight so I didnt get to 1 trillion mews so I could go to the private beach world...
its so over
no i just turned the game off and now will never play it again
it was genuinely the most uninteresting game with no gameplay loop that I played for 6 hours just because I had nothing else to do
you play looksmaxxing simulator 5 in roblox
i play looksmaxxing simulator 5 in real life
we are not the same
you top frag in valorant
i top frag in real life
we are not the same
only costs ยฃ60
buy it now!!!!!!!!!!
buy the fucking skinssss
ahhhhhh you neeeeed the buyyyyy thee skiiiiinnnsssss
6k valocoins is 60 great british poundings?
thats insane
>>32803 #
and you have 50 radiancebucks left over to buy a good skin afterwards!! yippioee!!!!!!! ^//^
>>32804 #
i wonder what sort of skins you can buy for 50 ValoCoinsโข, I'm sure it's a wide variety. I'm sure the cheapest since isn't exactly 499 + tip
insane how egirls pay 50 poundlets for a knife and then cant even kill someone
insane how wannabe eboys pay 50 poundlets for a knife and then just keep dying as they spin it
moรฉ lester
I love my fu
>teammate accuses other teammate of being a smurf
>smurf disconnects
>we lose
lol
I thought that was soggy / matty or whatever her real name was for a sec
>he doesn't play valo at argos using their free wifi
he's ngmi
sorry i have sensory issues so i have to watch tiktoks muted :/
coons
why are there teeth
>taller than zu
>our starsigns have huge compatibility
whitepilled again
there was a pretty girl reading in costa and an even prettier girl at the sainsbury's self checkout
vgh
Oh this december, I'll remember
Want you to see it when I do, oo-oo-ooh
God knows - I do
I'm all right if you're all right and I'm okay if you're okay
life was better back when all we cared about was command.mp4 and I'm On Observation Duty
thought about my tokfus face for the first time in 2 hours
its so cute
this song goes so hard I love ValorantBoni so much
I'm alright if you're alright
And I'm okay if you're okay
It's this state, in this state I'm living in
It's just a little bit, it's just a little bit
Lonely in this home
It's always colder on your own
My darlin', I
I let the season change my mind
Hey
#autobahnBANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
>>32842 #
probably less than 'Zu, I think like 20 but that's because I'mfatonce I loosewaitIt'll be easier
>>32844 #
Because all forms of fighting have weight classes and I've probably got at least 25kg on zu easily.
>>32845 #
Then you say you'd win in a fight not that you're stronger, which probably most nekos can unless one of us is hungry hungry skeleton
he wrote an equation, he must be right
>>32847 #
I dunno neko, fighting and strength measurements are quite different. It's not exactly the same thing
>>32849 #
Actually I'm not even sure if I'd say she can out lift me. She definitely can beat me in pushups but since I weigh a lot more than her pushups isn't a fair contest, but if we talk about lifting something other than ourselves it's not fair becausemenhave better bone structure thanwomenwhen it comes to lifting things. In a fair world Zu is physically stronger than me but I'm not sure if we live in a fair world. After all, she was born to be the cursed, weaker sex that bleeds and is in physical and mental pain every month, whereas I was born to be5'8 and I don't even look like ryan gosling. blackpilled again.
>>32850 #
>bone structure
Not a very big thing, muscle density for the upper body is though.
She looks pretty much better than me in pictures so I'd presume she is about 63-65 kilos, give or take since she'd have to focus a lot on upper body instead of legs.
I do suspect she would be able to outlift me mostly because I don't do anything except for calisthenics
>>32851 #
That's what I'm saying, she looks good but I dunno, women are cursed to have to work significantly harder to catch up to men when it comes to physical strength. Have you even considered the half-asian factor? All she eats is rice bro, she's not getting any protein.
>>32852 #
>half-asian factor
I have not. It might be a factor for males, for females I don't see the correlation.
>women are cursed to have to work significantly harder to catch up
Well, when it comes to leg strength they are decent-ish so there's that. You just have to play with the cards you're dealt with, for exampleI also do not look like Ryan Gosling and I have to handle it somehow. Blackpilled again...
>>32853 #
I propose we setup a lifting match between you and Zu to settle this debate once and for all. 3 categories of different kinds of 'lifts'. Winner gets a 100 dollar amazon gift card.
>>32854 #
>we setup a lifting match between you and Zu
Lmao I'm a nobody, she would never accept.
>Winner gets a 100 dollar amazon gift card.
Nice touch though
Also isn't it normally 4 categories, I don't even know and I've browsed /fit/ for a while, it's probably deadlift, squat, bench and ohp
>>32855 #
I've already contacted her agent and I'm awaiting his/her/xir reply on this one in a lifetime bout. Unfortunately, both of you will have to do it in cosplay to make it easier to sell the streaming rights to amazon.
>4 categories
yeah but then what if she wins 2 and you win 2? an odd number is better. Odd numbers ALWAYS result in an epic show down where it's all tied up and both people are fighting for the last number 1 victory royale to become champion.
>>32856 #
>yeah but then what if she wins 2 and you win 2
That's very doubtful, but then you just repeat the lifts probably, till someone fails and falls behind in one of the categories.
>both of you will have to do it in cosplay to make it easier to sell the streaming rights to amazon
This will be my cosplay.
>>32857 #
Based she can do a dio cosplay and it'll be a real grudge match.
The live action commentator will be dressed asIggy, full fursuit and everything
what
If you could generate data to kill the remaining 4chan users that would be great, the Sarov chain is literally ~1+ million years long there should easily be data for that, I just got 4channel.org taken down.BANNED BY 'mod' FOR 1.8 YEARS FOR "666 The number of the beast"
You should have had the capacity to do the starting Dec. 1st this year.
I'm happy numbers schizo returned. This place isn't the same unless you read one of his posts every month. The last time he posted was ~Nov 24th 2023 or was it ~12th September 2025
the devil worshippers are going to get you for that one
[YouTube] ???
Dream topped a 90 minute video discussing every lie ever told about him
That's what the mask is. That's what the point if the mask is.
>take 3 week break from val due to work being insane
>first game back top frag and riz the e-girl on the team
we're SO back
I get no egirls on val, only boys with "girl" in their username
>banned for 666 days
Nice touch nekomin.
video game lover, we should
*packman wacka wacka - mario coin pickup noise*
with each other, I said
video game gamer, we should
*space invaders death noise*
with each other
I've never thought I'd be jealous of a fridge
envious
he is envious of the fridge because he would like to be in its place
being jealous of the fridge would mean that he is in possession of the fridge and would be mateguarding it
no, I dont consider the semantic widening of "jealous" to mean both jealous and envious a real thing
a jealous partner does not like their partner talking to other people
an envious person wants to have what someone else has
spoiler?
thats because you see lots of people using jealous for both jealousy and envy, which has been bruteforced so much by those not in the know to the point that if you look up the definition of jealousy you get
>feeling or showing an envious resentment of someone or their achievements, possessions, or perceived advantages.
>feeling or showing an envious resentment
they literally have to mention envy to define the nu-age definition of jealousy
the "proper" meaning of jealousy is
>feeling or showing a resentful suspicion that one's partner is attracted to or involved with someone else.
>fiercely protective of one's rights or possessions.
as opposed to envy
>a feeling of discontented or resentful longing aroused by someone else's possessions, qualities, or luck.
>desire to have a quality, possession, or other desirable thing belonging to (someone else)
so neko would be envious of the fridge. if she was his gf and she went to the fridge instead of him and he thought he might lose her to the fridge, he could instead be jealous
I've found an actual use for AI, now I can pretend to be any nationality I want.
I wanna ruin our friendship, we should be lovers instead
I dont know how to say this, but you really are my dearest friend
Sweet little bumblebee, I know what you want from me, door doo da da door door da da
>return to my roots as a Skye main
>win game after game after game
its so winnable
[YouTube] ???
This is more my mood today neko
>you flashed me
>"you hear me flash and u walk into site no shit u get flashed"
>how should i hear flash
>"HAWK OUT"
>what if i have low volume?
>"not my fucking problem"
>i have music on
fucking retard faggot sage players threw the game 10-4 to 10-13 thank god for that game i guess
>>32889 #
>i have music on
ADHD players can't stop listening to tiktok audios whilst playing comp. Sad!Have you considered that maybe he has sensory issues and has to mute the video game he's playing?
>neon and reyna insta lock
>yoru and phoenix look at this team and think it needs more duelists
i wnna go work out
but I literally have an otherwordly force holding me glued to my computer chair
I will work out in the evening surely
the zu fans are gonna love this one
we finally did it nekobretheren, we hit platinum
>>32899 #
HAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY I TRY MY BEST BUT MY TEAM ARE TOXIC AND BAD I AM THE NICEST PLAYER EVER ON VALORANT BUT EVERYONE, INCLUDING MY DUO PARTNER, BULLIES ME
#autobahnBANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
yeah autobahn yourself you battyman. im in my villain arc. all im gonna do is instalock reyna andlurk, shiftwalk around the map and never flash
new 'awfu
>lower sensitivity
>19/13/4
its so easy.....
Computer play Steve lacy bad habit and loop it.
Computer log into "i miss her" and search for a comp game
so any rudeness is not me (I am still rude thoughever)
Boniposter (Original) is rude as hell to me. All because I'm only 5'8, he keeps calling me 'lil' buddy
Only lvl 13......progress is flatlining....
levels take exactly the same amount of time to level I think, but you run out of daily checkpoints quick
yup
Anyway I just bought a new skin
Idea: hello kitty skin for valorant. Call it the "neko" (only oldnekos understand)
just need a knife now and youll have the trifecta
then you need a ghost skin, a classic skin (that glows and makes noises), an awp skin, a scout skin, a judge skin, odin skin, another knife...
omg my store has all of them BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
would only cost like โฌ90 as well
its a bargain!
>>32928 #
its perfect for me (spectrum (im on the spectrum (im a classic case of a person on the spectrum (i am a spectrum classic()))))
>the cypher dog guy gets tens of thousands of views
>the deadlock main gets SIX viewers
im gonna READ
with my EYES
i hate nonwhite people on valorant so much
from round 3 these 2 pakis have been harassing me
london servers be like
that n1ck guy was cool, he was only friendly and even offered me cool skins and then said nice play when i got kills
theyre wastemen
noemibros how do we respond
the valorant community is really mean. london server is full of smurfs and the most rude people you'll ever meet, paris is full of the french, frankfurt is full of arabs and turks and stockholm is full of ruskis
try warsaw
how do you know
no the russian said stockholm and frankfurt
warsaw is unexplored territory
normal british people dont play valorant
if you want normal british people, play other games
n1ck... was an american import... undercover spy
anyway i reported them both for being toxic :D
(they will not be banned)
being able to report people and buy skins is the bread and circuses that valorant players need to endure that cancer game
thats why im so mad
i have neither bread nor circuses to entertain me
don't be mad, look at this cute asra
>>32929 #
Thankfully you've balanced your parenthesis, I would've been mighty disappointed in you if you didnt.
>>32957 #
I always do (sometimes I dont (I occasionally just hold shift and spam press 9 on my keyboard to end all parentheses without counting (sometimes this makes me misclick shift-8 which creates another opening parenthesis (and sometimes this helps me like in the previous case (im about to close these without counting so good luck))))))
:(
boom boom boom
i want you in my room
there are four "boom"s, not three
fatty boomboom
>>32912 #
I thought the poster that posts boni now is the boniposter, what gives you stopped? I've posted boni maybe like 3 times so far.
i reset my mental, time to play valorant and ruin it again :D
>>32965 #
i stopped posting boni because other people started posting boni and i have mental illnesses that cause me to act in irrational ways
its over besties
>>32968 #
That's sad, I wouldn't stop posting funky if another neko started posting her, I would be glad they also share my joy of funkyposting
i started posting boni because i liked the bonis you posted, but im not a dedicated boniposter, now, by trying to join in the fun, i have led to the deceased of boniposting
also i got pissed off by 2 people like 3 months ago and i hold grudges
i posted this already, ignore ignore
my fu is a little bit cringe (her words not mine)
but we love her for it
scratch that, im ready (closeup, wow)
haha, I look so beautiful (closeup, wow)
haha, what do we beautiful do
so you, can enjoy it to
*cracks open a soda*
the only tokker whos ID I have hidden because I know theres a pedophile nigger on faggotchan.help who really wants it
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK i accidentally drag&dropped a tok into the wrong mpv window
so now I just cleared the playlist of toks I was watching (like 200 out of 1000 deep) its so over
#d15 (8)
this is so me (I have compulsions to do exactly this every day (I will be doing this (If I do this I doubt I'll ever return to society (Every day I think about just going mute and burning all bridges))))
imagine valorant but without the adhd overwatch abilities
try watching that tok with no audio, it looks incrediblydysgenic
idk
dude you wrote the word
and?
cant a nigga write words he doesnt understand in 2023 soon to be 2024 years after christ?
that tok looks incredibly gentrified
uhm i acktually know what gentrification is and means so I can say that you use the word wrong
ok how do i sound use the mic option to make a high pitched mockery of my voice
yea das rite bombaclaat
ah fuck, almost got him
I bring a "vanishing without warning" kind of vibe that the hoes dont like
i sound like what you imagine ap sounds like but a lot cooler
I sound like a posh british man with hochdeutsch aryan ancestry
I sound like a polish man with a bad nasally voice, well less polish when talking in English I guess but the accent is still there and quite noticeable
forsen just beat the puzzle in a childrens video game lets goooooo
>get sunset
>someone loudly announces they're gonna dodge because 'i hate this shitty map'
You can't choose the maps you want to play on in Valorant? That sounds like a strange step back
>get a sage on my team with voice chat muted
>q'd with an "i miss her" jett insta-lock
>the sage is actually good at aiming
>ONLY uses her walls for dogshit 'angles'
>never walls off site
>always pushes on defence
>we lose because her and jett just push with shitty walls and they walk into a site
now that i think about it, i complain about valorant a lot. should i really be sinking so many hours into a game where my enjoyment can utterly be ruined by the RNG placement of the 3-4 other chucklefucks on my team? all it takes it one bad abbles to spoil the bunch as they say.
Perhaps I should game with something that is single-player, as I used to do before I got back into valorant. The trouble is I enjoy valorant when it's good, but it's like I'm just chasing the same high, I can play for 4-5 days before I get a legitimately close game, with a good team, where I perform pretty well and think I contributed to our victory at key points. Is it worth, what, 20 hours of playtime to get ONE good game? Where the others are full of toxic assholes, women that join comp but keep their voice chat off so you can't communicate, the french, crappy players and of course, the dreaded lag demons?
>"non verbal"
>still talking
what?
its the birthdayboys birthday
>>33023 #
>>33024 #
I hate to say this because swedish people are really nice but she is unfortunately mid.
i wish she didn't swear so much, i watch this stream with my kids
>>33028 #
gold 3 (the highest i've ever been before my recent comeback to the game was gold 1, i started bronze 2 and i've climbed to gold 3. i've said im uninstalling if i hit plat 1)
>>33029 #
>gold 3 (the highest i've ever been before my recent comeback to the game was gold 1, i started bronze 2 and i've climbed to gold 3. i've said im uninstalling if i hit plat 1)
team comp doesn't matter at this rank
>>33034 #
probably not much but it makes me feel better, my aim isn't consistent so who i pick matters to me
I think an easier improvement would be mental narration, aka asking "should I throw this barrier here" before throwing the barrier
This is totally just guesswork and not at all related to anything, any and all resemblances to real world events are merely coincidental
as I said, coincidental
im gonna eat tdinner but ill be back soon to talk shit hol up
threemtheen donuts is too many
all three youtubers I like watching uploaded videos today, all of them in series that I like watching
goijng to sleep tonight is going to be so fucking comfy I cant wait
>>33040 #
The reason why I play deadlock is partly because of mental. I feel good at deadlock, whilst yes, there are better champs for what she does, I am used to her kit and think I generally get decent use out of it. Whilst there are areas to improve, such as adjusting barrier placements slightly to make it harder for the enemy to shoot it from safety, such worries aren't my major concern as it feels very advanced for the level I play at, like it won't make much of a difference in my lobbies because most of the time I throw down a barrier, it just stops a push or confuses them for several long seconds before they decide and remember they can shoot it. It's like watching Radiant tier players for advice on how to play the game, but they aren't playing in the trench, they're playing in a game where people are smart and dare I say.. predictable.
I used to play a lot of Sage, and I stopped playing her because the healer role is just dull. Welp, I can't do anything, I'm reliant on my team entering first, being the first to contest anything, so I can sit back in the cuck cage and heal their boo boos when they get hurty. When playing Deadlock, especially on defence, I play a lot more aggressive, and it has made me better at aiming and fighting people instead of just being the "wall and heal" character that got me to gold 1 originally.
>>33051 #
godspeed neko
imma watch this while sleeping and doze off into the void
[YouTube] ???
>>33052 #
I get what youre saying but that doesnt really touch on what i was saying
Its more about me advocating for second-takes on whether or not an action is going to be useful or if youre just doing it for the sake of doing it / autopilot
Take an omen on ascent for example, he could throw a flash through the wall from orb to tree to give his team a chance to enter, but he must also think "are they actually going to follow up off of the flash?" or "do I think people are holding there?", or like that one three bomb map set in china or something with garage, as raze I could throw my grenade as soon as I get to long into the little hidey place left of the back of the site every round after I saw their sniper hiding there but I can also think "is he actually going to be there or is it going to just be a waste of a nade to clear an angle I could clear other ways?" and then hold grenade until I either see him or throw it elsewhere
I have that exact issue with raze satchels, I just think "i am the duelist I need to enter site Im going to satchel jump fast and then figure it out later" rather than think "Ok if I jump now, can I get to a place of cover? Will team follow up? Where should I be looking to be prepared for enemies?" stuff like that takes a split second to think about but unless you actively make it a habit then you dont think about it. Some abilities I am good at this, some abilities I just go yolo
>>33054 #
I think the ability I don't think about most of all is the grenade. I like to think I'm using it for a reason but all too often I'm just throwing it at an angle nobody is at, and realistically, nobody will be at. 200 credits to sorta-maybe-badly check if anyone is there isn't great. It works, kinda well with raze grenades, but it's not perfect. I think the best use I get out of it is when I'm in a 1v1 situation and I know where the enemy is, locking down their location for a couple of seconds gives plenty of time to reposition, or get a plant off, or something like that. Insstead of just throwing it because I have it, and so I never really buy it unless I'm stacked on creds because I don't think I get good use out of it, so I'm losing out on part of her kit because I don't think about what to do with it well.
Sonic Sensors are a hit or miss, on defence I'm very reliant on them, but on attack it's less useful, or at least, only useful in post-plants, and even then I don't think they're as effective as defence, y'know
>>33055 #
>when I'm in a 1v1 situation and I know where the enemy is, locking down their location for a couple of seconds gives plenty of time to reposition, or get a plant off, or something like that
thats a scenario where oyu have either consciously or subconsciously considered if your grenade would be good, came to the conclusion that it would and then thrown it instead of just thrown it out on the off chance that it mightve been useful
sure, you can argue that a 10% chance of being good is better than a 0% chance (due to not using it at all) but you also have the option to not throw it and then use it in a better scenario with a higher % chance, which is what im trying to offer as an option
now im going to give you a purely hypothetical, totally not real example, and illustrate how a "second opinion" (doctor talk) could benefit ability usage
imagine youre playing lotus, youre defence and the enemy team planted on A pretty close to the opening of the site, its like 3v2 or something (so decently advantageous for your team)
you could throw the wall into the opening and block off enemiesbut they dont need to push you since its planted open and it limits your team from potentially pushing forward and taking fights meaning the enemies have to focus on the attackers or duck into cover, allowing for a defuseor you could give it a second thought and come up with a potential other solution, like throwing it off of a wall and trying to bounce it towards the stairs to CT meaning that person cant push out and peek an angle that shows bomb/defuser or potentially just hold wall (since it doesnt block bullets but does block stuff like skye dog, raze boombot, possible fade ghost etc, stuff ur team can use to deny enemy space)
again, purely hypothetical and any resemblance to real events is merely coincidental and not meant as a dig at any person that they might relate to, Im just trying to illustrate my point of double-taking all actions
kinda like rubber-duck decoding
>>33056 #
I appreciate actually being given advice on a second option, even if it did come six hours later. Hypothetically.
Nothing else really to say, like yeah, that's better. If my team were already on site that is a much better play, but if I recall the situation that didn't happen because it's hypothetical, I think I was coming heaven and didn't know if site was safe, now yeah, I could've entered site, seen it was safe and then thrown that barrier, or I could've entered site, died to a guy in between the site walls, and done nothing. As I was throwing that what I was thinking is that it cuts the map into 2, there's the site, and there's outside the site next to stairs and B link. We had heaven, and people hate retaking through tree doors, so if we got site then, we'd have it. But yeah, the wall is see-through, so all it stops is movement, not bullets. On default plant it wouldn't be the worst, but them planting for B link made it a bad wall.
I do have a habit of throwing the barrier mesh down quickly, in response to something, rather than saving it for what could be a better time. A lot of the time the response is "oh they're running at this site fast" so I mesh, and that's obviously the right play. But for stuff like retakes, I do need to think about it more. Stopping rushes and defending post-plants is pretty obvious. Retakes, yeah, I will try to play more thoughtful in the future.
im beginning to think these hypotheticals are more targeted than im being tol
>>33059 #
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in these hypotheticals are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, building and products is intended or should be inferred.
No animals were harmed in the making of these hypotheticals.
No person or entity associated with these hypotheticals received payment or anything of value, or entered into any agreement, in connection with the depiction or description of tobacco products.
>>33057 #
I think playing slower (no, not shift walking across the map flanking slow) would just be an easy way to have time to think more
or possibly, if youre insane, make a committed effort to narrate in your own head what youre doing at each moment
I did that when I climbed to my peak in LoL, was sitting there thinking "ok if I kill these 3 then I hit level 2 and Ill have a powerspike right before them, Ill press all my shit and then just run at the enemy like a fucking dog thye cant do shit here it comes here comes the pain train" or something along those lines, paraphrasing a bit
also if u play slow you end up peeking at times a bit later than you normally would (since you have to consider if its a good peek) and u have a higher chance of getting that angelic "Thai Ming" that people always die to and complain about
>>33062 #
Perhaps, perhaps. But have you considered, sometimes playing fast is... le good? I feel like in my lobbies, especially on attack, if they smoke off Main. We just... sit around. The whole enemy team rotates, and our position is worse off than before. Sometimes isn't it just better to fucking GO. It's 5v3 at worst, you take those. Maybe that's my frustration as a non-duelist player, waiting endlessly for someone, anyone to flash and enter so the team can do something.
oh yeah and also, another hypothetical
lets say, for the sake of the argument, that you were the person carrying the spike. And, again, for the sake of the argument, you were going to plant the spike on the site. In such a hypothetical, you would be better off planting said hypothetical spike in a spot that is easier to hold from safe positions. Again, hypothetical
>>33063 #
>Sometimes isn't it just better to fucking GO
yes but you can play slow whilst playing fast
playing slow just means that you arent chasing
gonna give a wild analogy here but imagine you live in a late 1980s japan in a really tiny but cozy apartment in a growing suburb of tokyo, you live on the top floor and have a little roof balcony/patio whatever thing where you have a few potted plants, clothjesline and the likes. You just got home from work, youre watching the sun set over Fukujima or whatever the mountains are called, and you are about to carry your laundry in, the laundry you hung before leaving to go to work at the salaryman office
Theres one single article of clothing left on the line, blowing briskly in the breeze, almost hectic. It makes you think of your youth and how sprawling full of energy your teens were, like in the pre-technology boom era. When you snap back to the present moment you realize you have to grab this last shirt (your plain white shirt exemplar #8 (all of them look the same) before you can head in -- you heard it was going to rain overnight. Either you can "play fast" and try to grab the shirt as it dances in the dancing life of air, possibly missing and having to play earths silly game of tag until you finally succeed, or you can assess the situation and wait until the shirt gets a bit too cocky and flies too close to the sun, allowing you to grab it
Sure, it might take a split second more to wait, but youre not chasing the play, youre waiting for the play to become a good opportunity
To loop back to the omen smoke, either you rush through the smoke (and get judge-d) or you think "Can I clear behind the smoke? No? ok lets just leave"
sooooo who's getting on val
>>33066 #
neko it's midnight, some of us have to get our beauty sleep.
>>33064 #
This is a hill I'm almost willing to die on. When I plant the spike deep, it is because I have spent literally hundreds of hours at this shit fucking elo, and let me tell you what happens when you "plant default" braindead retards will fall back to main, practically give the enemy the site, then get smoked or sage walled off, and be forced to retake the site in 7 seconds or lose the round. If I plant in a position that cannot be held from "main", even these players understand they cannot hold from main. I've been flamed for it before, but I believe actually holding the SITE is more effective than holding the SPIKE. If the enemy gets onto the site, it's basically over anyway. Sites are designed to have chokepoints, they're designed to be defended. Defending a spike from main is retarded.
If your team is on site, you're not going to be smoked off, you're all going to be together, and have multiple people watching each entry angle for easy trades. When you have 2 people fall back to main, they're watching ONE angle, and as soon as the enemy team takes site control and sees the spike planted default, they know where they are, and information matters in the game. Default plants are for line-up larrys.
i do not think twice
just run and shoot
>>33065 #
You completely lost me on this wild analogy. When it looped back I understood more. Yeah, my argument isn't "just rush them", it's just do SOMETHING. When we're stood around for half a minute as they repeatedly smoke us off, we're not accomplishing anything and people are rotating, meaning there's more of the map available to us. Either we rotate to the other site quickly, or we go through the smoke quickly before half their team rotated and it's a 4v5 and they're on site.
>>33067 #
on lotus, C site
if you plant by the big 90 degree angle wall, you have to hold on site (and youre vulnerable to getting utility spammed)
if you plant in the wide open corner near C main, then you can hold from site (still) but also from mound / door to B
sure if youre playing against smokes and sage wall maybe being on mound isjnt the best, but its still better than having to be 3 people huddled into one corner hoping they dont get raze grenaded
on the 3 site map with garage again
I had a game where the enemy planted under heaven (right under the window) and I was in a 1v1 vs the enemy reyna who was heaven. had they planted in a real spot then she probably couldve shot at me from heaven and I would have to take a fair fight but since it was directly under the window, I could literally just sit in hell and get like 80% of a defuse off before she was forced to jump down (no accuracy whilst falling and straight after landing) and I could shoot her feet when she was standing on the window ledge
sure you can argue "dont go heaven, hold site" but standing in the wide open is leagues easier to clear than someone who is holding an angle from behind cover
theres a reason why people hold angles from behind cover, they have a fallback if they get fucked
standing in site and you get tagged? where are you going? either you win the fight or you lose
>this is a hill im willing to die on
youre dying on a useless hill. if it was a good idea then why is nobody else doing it
>>33071 #
The thing about the spots you're talking about is you can only plant for mound if Waterfall is clear and CT is clear. Otherwise you're getting PEAKed and one tapped. I plant for mound all the time if waterfall and CT are smoked off or cleared by a player pushing it. How often does that happen though? You know entryfrag duelists love to just do the bare minimum.
>>33071 #
>haven/reyna example
Yeah, even in your example scenario you have to make Reyna braindead retarded to argue against the plant spot. How does Reyna even get to Heaven? You go A short/long, reyna pushes into CT just to take heaven? This doesn't happen, because by the time you're on A site people are rotating from B and C, so CT isn't safe to rotate into and heaven hasn't ever been a spot to defend from, especially not default, default plant on Haven A is against big box, if they can get into site, which is easy for the defenders who will come CT, they can just get against box and defuse.
>if it was a good idea then why is nobody else doing it
because good players plant default for a reason, they know how to hold sites, and for all the reasons you've given, planting in a spot that allows them to progressively fall back and keep fighting allows them to extend the engagement and therefore increase chances of winning. At my ELO, you're well aware that people barely even contest the site entry points, they're happy to give up CT entrance, they from the get go begin playing at an angle from main and watching spike. Rather than the final angle being "sit in main and contest spike" it's their go-to place.
Yes, at high ranks you wouldn't plant how I plant on haven, because it will cost you games, but at the rank I'm playing at, it's one way to force my team to actually defend together.
>>33072 #
>How does Reyna even get to Heaven
I came from a flank from A long, knew there were 2 people on site (brim and reyna) and I took the fight against brim by CT main, then she fled to take heaven because she can literally only come from CT main elsewise
>The thing about the spots you're talking about is you can only plant for mound if Waterfall is clear and CT is clear. Otherwise you're getting PEAKed and one tapped. I plant for mound all the time if waterfall and CT are smoked off or cleared by a player pushing it. How often does that happen though? You know entryfrag duelists love to just do the bare minimum.
then what is the justification for planting in this spot
default is safe given that your team just came from short and long and you cannot (theoretically can but in practice not) be shot from heaven, likely wont be shot from backsite or hell unless youre the entry fragger and then you shouldnt be rushing the plant anyways
planting outside hell is literally just a lose-lose because then youre limiting your team to holding in hell and graffiti
>The thing about the spots you're talking about is you can only plant for mound if Waterfall is clear and CT is clear. Otherwise you're getting PEAKed and one tapped. I plant for mound all the time if waterfall and CT are smoked off or cleared by a player pushing it. How often does that happen though? You know entryfrag duelists love to just do the bare minimum.
Between trying to take a fair fight and holding an angle, holding an angle has a higher chance of succeeding
If youre trying to hold an area, you should never be taking the fight at the first point of entry because then the enemy literally only has 1 angle to be mindful of. like in the pic i posted if you come from CT then you more or less only have to worry about A short, then you can clear graffiti, then you can clear backsite (kinda both at the same time but alas)
by the time ur on default, youre open to like 4 different angles that you can be shot from
>>33074 #
tbf that's a horrific spot to plant in nearly any scenario
there's not reason to plant somewhere other than default on that site in 99% of cases
>>33075 #
Ive seen some brief clips of pros planting basically by default but all the way up by right wall and then sage walling it, gives them the ability to spray from the T side of A long as opposed to right side by bricks
>>33074 #
>then you can clear graffiti
not if someone is hell. like, from spawn if theres a guy graffiti and hell, you're getting traded if you try and enter from spawn.
the map is great but you know what happens if i plant default? you can remove the top half of it, nobody will defend forward from the spike. people will be short, or they will be long. those are the two spots people are my elo stand if i plant default. and both of those are contested by heaven, which I have no way of preventing.
I, however, plant deep, which forces my team to play on site, I always then barrier mesh, which massively delays CT. Players playing deep in site are completely safe from heaven, forcing the heaven player to drop down or go to CT, where they get meat grinded from 3 different angles.
>>33077 #
>those are the two spots people are my elo stand if i plant default
and both of those places give you cover., you are only ever exposed to ONE angle, which is why they are good
>I always then barrier mesh
at least wait until the enemy starts pushing to barrier mesh, delaying the first 20 seconds of a 45 second bomb timer is less valuable than seconds 15-35, or even 5-25
and also, this part is jsut factually wrong, check screenshot
>not if someone is hell. like, from spawn if theres a guy graffiti and hell, you're getting traded if you try and enter from spawn.
you can clear them one at a time, youre only getting traded if the guy swings out alone and the guy in hell swings as graffiti makes contact, which (given that youre saying your teammates are all bad), doesnt happen like the movies
>>33080 #
i disagree, haven is the map I overwhelmingly win on, and i always pick up the spike, and when we go A I almost always plant where it's marked. Like, if it didn't work, I wouldn't have a 2/3rds winrate on the map.
>>33082 #
yeah, it's because I plant deep and I barrier mesh CT.
>>33079 #
that's why I always play Hell, because I will swing to trade if the guy at graffiti is making contact.
I do agree that I barrier mesh too early, I could do to wait 10 seconds before throwing the mesh. That's one thing I'll be improving for the future.
>>33083 #
>also just because something works doesn't make it good
I'm not at a 'good elo' so why would I try and play like a good player? If my objective is to win at my rank, should I not be doing something that works.. at my rank?
>>33081 #
>Like, if it didn't work, I wouldn't have a 2/3rds winrate on the map.
hard disagree
also just because something works doesn't make it good
consider how many sage players playing with voice chat off, music on, no ingame sound and in their zone play the game
if you do an off-meta plant, theyll be too autopilot tunnelvisioned to realize and go back to holding a default angle, all of a sudden they are neither holding site like you want nor are they holding an angle that is proven to be effective
>>33086 #
bro you literally cannot disagree with that post, its objectively correct
>>33085 #
in a 1vs1 game this is entirely true, but it's 5vs5. if I am playing one way and my team plays another, it does not matter, because i am dependent on the 4 to get a win. at low elo, you need to herd players, you need to get the team together for something, by planting like that, i prevent people sitting short and long, which is what i dont want.
>>33087 #
im not trying to go pro, but I have climbed 2 and a half badge ranks in 2 weeks, so, uhh, i guess it must be fucking working.
yes, if i aimed like a radiant player i would rank up, but i cannot aim that good, so what i'm doing is trying to break the monotony of default playing.
>>33084 #
if i go into a game assuming my teammates will not have any form of communication or thought, i might as well not play.
>>33086 #
>climbed 2 and a half badge ranks in 2 weeks
im not tryna be mean but climbing out of bronze is not impressive nor does it show what you're doing is good
>>33088 #
I'M NOT SAYING IT'S GOOD.
I never say good. I'm saying it's working. There's an obsession with trying to learn from players that are better than you but you can't apply radiant level thought to a silver game.
>>33089 #
Yes because we didn't play for a week and I jumped from silver 1 to gold 2, you're carrying me, certainly. I don't have a positive winrate without you, I don't have impact when you're not in the game, I am wasting dozens of hours of my life on this game if you're nto around because I am a worthless human being and how dare I try and think I am doing something good when it doesn't mention you.
>>33086 #
>yes, if i aimed like a radiant player i would rank up, but i cannot aim that good, so what i'm doing is trying to break the monotony of default playing.
sure, you might not aim like a radiant player but having good crosshair placement (like good players do), even if you arent good at aiming beyond that afterwards, youre still further towards your goal than aiming at the floor
i bet if you gave a radiant player a controller so they have no mechanical skill they could climb entirely based off of decision making
at least to gold
>>33093 #
theres a dude that climbed to ascendant (maybe immortal) playing with a pen and tablet
sure, he aims really well with it, but in the start it was all decision making
plenty of people who have gotten to diamond with shit like guitar hero controllers and stuff
>>33090 #
>I don't have a positive winrate without you, I don't have impact when you're not in the game, I am wasting dozens of hours of my life on this game if you're nto around because I am a worthless human being and how dare I try and think I am doing something good when it doesn't mention you.
youre going off the hinges, all Im saying is that just because youre planting deep and winning on haven, it doesnt mean that its the only factor leading you to victory and thats why you should continue doing it
Im saying that there are reasons why planting deep hell on haven is an objectively worse strategy, sure it might work, but there are better options that likely have or would have a higher impact in ~your games
you can make it with off-meta things but you also have to consider that you have four gpt-4 bots on your team who do not comprehend anything past the present second until that passes them by, they dont know the strategy or theorycrafting behind platning deep that you have had time to perfect and thusly wont perform as well as you will when you do it
>>33096 #
I don't believe it is the only reason I win on Haven, but clearly there must be something correct in what I'm doing generally on Haven. Multiple different things. Not just a plant spot on A. But a 66% winrate in over 20 games when I am the only constant must mean that I am doing something right on Haven. I feel like I have lost the site less with how I'm playing and planting for A. I know what I used to do and I think this works better. Given that I am the only person that has been in all my games, I think that has to count for something.
I am sorry for getting frustrated and annoyed. I want to enjoy the video game, and whilst I appreciate the advice, a lot of it is just misplaced at the minute. Like, is anyone here actually a significantly higher rank than me? We're all around the same level just talking shit.
>>33086 #
>by planting like that, i prevent people sitting short and long, which is what i dont want.
>but I have climbed 2 and a half badge ranks in 2 weeks, so, uhh, i guess it must be fucking working.
>>33098 #
>I don't believe it is the only reason I win on Haven
No, but its a major selling point youre trying to drive home
You likely do a lot of other things well on haven that contribute to that 66%, but I doubt that planting deep is a major driving factor behind it
>>33098 #
>is anyone here actually a significantly higher rank than me?
yeah I was about to say, that one amerineko is immortal in the present moment and whilst I dont have a high valo rank, I still have a high overall fps rank in stuff like CS, rainbow6 etc. the decision making transfers over
i have a 66.7% wr on sunset ( I dodge when I get sunset)
its just tilting for players i've never played with to judge me for something they haven't seen :')
yet they dont see me at my best
>get MVP
>best player on the team sends friend request
I'm on top of the world.....
oh nvm i found it
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM
on my other account
still hardstuck p1 tho
forgot to include map
I have also transitioned into a phoenix main (and a woman). I enjoy fucking up the flash throw and blinding my entire team. Win rate is SOARING
>>33112 #
Only 7 games, statistically insignificant unlike my 23 on Haven. Unfortunately my title of Haven master will remain
oh hey another 1000 ratingin silver
Yeah that reminds me of when I hit a nasty 1vs4 clutch on lotus whilst playing deadlock, the weakest agent.
yjk hes giggling right now thinking of his 1v4 (he pressed the instakill free kill button on deadlock)
editors note (not rewriting history): it was 15-0 round stats enemy team had 5 afks in spawn but one of them survived until the round ended as neko ran out of ammo
Wow of course when I say something cool I did braggerneko has to be a liarneko and try to one up me.
>implying you can 1vs5 on haven when you plant default
I remember that one time I challenged someone to a highscore kill-count duel on Battlebit and exclaimed that if I got the most kills then I would dedicate the honour to my tokfu and then I lost by literally one kill
its so fucking over I still seethe over that
Yknow what? I am a decent Valorant player. I enjoy my agentfu deadlock. I win games and I'm not toxic. Most valorant players aren't like me
>>33129 #
>and I'm not toxic
this is the reason why youre not climbing
if youre not toxic then youre not invested
>>33130 #
I'm legit the nicest guy in every lobby. Always trying to defuse the situation and make everyone happy. It's because I'm mot confrontational
Oh god, the kotoposters have shown up
Cant have piece and quite around here
I bet if we had a nekochen valorant tournament I'd win. You're all a little too default brained to understand my high level tactics
to be fair, gold 3 is like top 35% - top 25% of the playerbase
I bet if you all installed Rocket League Car Soccer game and 1v1d me you would ALL LOSE
yeah suck that, footballers
WoW he plays rocket league AND he's a redditor? Oh my science!
Riot will never allow me to reach level 20 because they know a full neko queue would be unstoppable....
I have a hypothetical situation that totally didn't happen. So there's a deadlock and a raze. The raze is top frag because all they do is bait me every fucking round ahhhhhhhhh fuck you raze you're a master at that
>>33145 #
This hypothetical sounded really close to a scenario I had the other day but then you said
>raze is top frag
and realized it couldnt have been me
new godkino released IN IN IN
if rank 1 best player world lineup larry Brim Sensei with his golden voice of 40 years of age whiskey and smoke afficionado plants default then I will also plant default
deadlock confirmed trans? check germany news
nuh uh?
i play pokemon go every day
I play pokemon go
I'm going in the bath now but before I go I do want to say I APpreciate the valorant discussion, especially about my plant spot on Haven A. I understand its unpopular, and I'm gonna adjust how I play A site a little.
I got a little frustrated as it felt like you guys were dogpiling me, but I can see you're aren't and you're trying to be helpful.
Better hope you don't run into me on Ranked Haven in the future, I'm unstoppable after I make a few tweaks aha. Seriously though valorant should be fun so don't get mad at it, just treat it like neko movie night and watch toks on your other monitor. That's an oldnekos joke!
Goodnight everyone
fallout new vegas is a good game
that's my very controversial opinion
My controversial opinion (nekomin might ban me if I fail an 8ball shake) here on neko is that Ifucking hate valorant so fucking bad shit game valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike chad with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
>>33154 #
>Seriously though valorant should be fun so don't get mad at it
I dont play games to have fun, I play to rank up and win
I need to tryhard to do these things and when someone breaks and ruins something I try my best to create then I get angry at them and tell them theyre worthless little cretin sage players whom should not have been consumated by their parents
>bedtime was 100 minutes ago
i cant wait for the holidays to be over bros life is so hectic rn
i need relief
>>33161 #
I wish they were over as well but thats cus I actually enjoy going to class more than I enjoy sitting on my ass wasting hours doing nothing productive
>>33162 #
are you at least with family anonie
enjoy this time as much as you can i wish i had winter break
>>33163 #
yeah but I hate any and all celebrations and dont like receiving gifts so I despise holidays
At least we have good christmas food I guess :shrug:
>>33164 #
>yeah but I hate any and all celebrations and dont like receiving gifts so I despise holidays
damn unlucky
do you at least like the warm glow of a christmas tree in the dark hours of the night
>>33163 #
>winter break
winter break is more like 3 weeks between exams (I wont be studying so its a break) but like I said I genuinely enjoy sitting in class and learning random shit about the constitution more than I enjoy sitting on my ass opening the same 2 tiktok profiles every hour to see if there anything new
>>33166 #
which two tiktok profiles
>>33168 #
such a devoted young man
devoted to his studies and his tokfu
an admirable gentleman
>>33165 #I dont leave my room
>>33167 #
tokfu main and tokfu alt (and tokfu twitter and tokfu insta but moreso just insta homepage to see if theres a new story but this I do on a much rarer basis)
>devoted young man
>devoted to his studies and his tokfu
an obsessed young man* an ill young man* a jealous young man*
also I dont study ๐ถ
i can fix him
life without a tokfu seems meandering
no path laid out for you
no way forward
>>33170 #
if I didnt feel an insurmountable societal pressure to mask and conform to the social contract, I would have had a mental breakdown long ago
>>33171 #
I cant remember life when I only casually perused ttg and had tokters. Ever since getting a fu? its all been downhill
>>33172 #
i know stuff gets hard anon ive been there
actually when i was about your age i was in a similar boat and was severely depressed
i am now numb to my bad feelings and it's much easier to carry on so there is that to look forward to
>>33173 #
I dont think Im depressed nor that anything is remotely hard, I just dont feel like I belong on this earth
I want to become a hermit and disappear into the woods. I frequently daydream about a world where I just estrange myself from my friends and become a loner, sitting in the corner of the lecture hall and then leaving, not talking to anyone
I enjoy talking to people but it doesnt feel like its worth it, I doubt I will ever find someone I can like and trust as much as myself which makes the entire pursuit feel fruitless
>>33174 #
>I enjoy talking to people but it doesnt feel like its worth it
it's interesting i was just thinking about this the other day
my dad for instance loves talking to people
he can make long conversation with anyone anywhere and he seems to get a great deal of joy from it
whereas I CAN make conversation but when it's over i usually just feel worse off for having done it than i did previously
i wish i could tap into that same thing he has but idk maybe im broken
>>33176 #
yeah im the same except that my dad is also the loner wants-to-stick-with-his-pack phenotype
I could go out and talk to anyone, make friends with anyone or go out drinking with my friends but... I dont care
I do it anyways but I just feel like it strengthens the impeding allure of disappearing sooner or later
I posted this earlier but I genuinely think like this
>>33178 #
It would be nice to do but unfortunately my country is as big as california so it would be pointless
the nordic traveller equivalent is buying a farm in the upper midlands and being the only person in 2-3 square miles
>>33177 #
that is a fantasy i also have a lot
i think about buying a van and roaming across the country living out of it
>>33179 #
>come to USA
I had that dream when I was younger, moving to NA and living in a place like canada or the midwest / mountain states on a small property surrounded by vast vast mountains and forests, just visiting the local town once in a while and hunting the rest of my food
likely will never be a realized dream but its nice to think about
It would be fun to go to the US on an exchange student program tho, maybe my personality type would fit better in an environment like the US than here
>>33180 #
hmm i have a feeling we are similar beings and it's probably not much better from my experience but idk
>>33181 #
we always dream that the grass is greener on the other side
>same tokter
>same yt taste
>chentuubas
>many other things alike
>"i have a feeling we are similar beings"
I read it in the tea leaves
Kindred spirits separated by one (1) big pond
when i think about how big the atlantic ocean is i start to get scared
if you travel 30 feet per second it only takes a week to go from NJ to the UK,, thats doable
i bet i can run twice that fast im fast as FUCK
j-jesus sama...
i must depart (and travel the north atlantic) goodbye cutie
>>33191 #
I cant wait to fall asleep in 5 minutes (this is a bad thing, I want to be able to watch those 3 youtube vids that I really wanted to watch)
hope ur christmas is all right over there in your crazy warm temperature biome
>>33190 #
I just got out of the bath as you're going to sleep. Sweet dreams neko. I am manifesting a good week for you
snow is very funny, its crazy how theres snow here every. flippin'. winter. and the first week of it always causes a multitude of multiple-car accidents
I have shit luck and shit countrymen who somehow get surprised by the thing they see coming literally infront and above them. busses, trains, cars, trams, taxis, everything that could possibly be late is later
I wrote this a few days ago but 2 weeks ago it was like 15 F (googled it, 14 F. man im getting better at these conversions) and then the week after that it was like 55 F. cluster b bipolar weather, looking like no snow during christmas since it all thawed out in 2 days
>>33194 #
>I am manifesting a good week for you
I wish that I have a bad week so that I at least have a justification for being so negative
>>33197 #
thats the warmest its been in like 3 months ๐ฅถ
>playin' well
>tiredness sets in
We weren't built for Valorant......only Japanese coke addicts were built to game
>its gonna be a christmas without snow
nvm its snowing hard now
Well, I'm having a downpour. It's going to be rainy christmas lol
are we gonna watch this later on nekotube?
cut my toenails, nail off of my big toe was thicker than a snicker
cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort
Stop - dont touch me there
This is my no-no square!
*dance break*
Stop! Dont touch me there
This is my no-no square!
I wanna ruin our friendshiiipppp
We should be lovers ins
wait nvm ive already written these lyrics
Could you find a way to let me down slowly?
A little sympathy I hope you can show me.
Piercing on your lip it's perfect
Never seen another girl this perfect
Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler
You're so pretty
You're so popular
I just want to be your sweetheart
Fucking come here
Give me your heart <3
you guys know that song that goes
>I wear womens underpants
???
>>33215 #
no it doesn't, i think you're just projecting your own womanly behaviour onto us straight cis male nekos
check tab buddy
ok lil' buddy
how is she so tiny
stuart little-fu
its crazy to think that I know niggas that werent even born when that movie came out
Youre talking to me like a child
Hey I got news, Im not a little gi-irl
and I wont give you a little twi-irl
Youre talking to me like Im sad
