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GYdIqSnTm7312303431862062342 How old is yae miko again #raiden #raidenshogun #raidenshoguncosplay #raidencosplay #GenshinImpact #genshin #genshincosplay_264.mp4๔€„ฉ๔€‚บ๔€‰ฃ
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Rules:
1. No lewding minors
2. No personal contact with any tokkers
3. No doxx
4. No discord usage
5. No skipping meds

Last thread: https://nekochen.net/tt/30490
THREAD locked BY 'mod'
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first for
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squid games unfortunately
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last thread didnt even hit 2k posts its so ver
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got an asian nigga at uni i call my homie squid game
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>>32498 #
my chigga and I are racists
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i should order some chinese food
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GYdIqSnTmava shes a villain.mp4๔€„ฉ
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>>32500 #
I don't like Chinese Food. My favourite 'food' that isn't from my culture is Indian Food. I'm not a fan of Chicken Tikka Masala though, I've heard that dish is KILLING the industry! (old nekos remember). My favourite is Chicken Vindaloo. My normal order is a Vindaloo, some garlic rice, a nice garlic and cheese naan bread and some aloo gobi

Oh-oh-oh my God, what's happenin' to me?
Walkin' down Montana, woah-oh-oh
Same old dull routines, same Aloo Gobi
Walkin' down Montana, oh, oh, oh
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says a lot about society
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>>32503 #
By age? I'm probably the oldest, or maybe not but it's not improbable.
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time for me to take my 4th poo of the day (I think Im a bit sick)
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>>32508 #
>a bit sick
I feel my throat getting sore since yesterday. If I get sick I'll be pissed.
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I will bring my journal so I can diarypost on the loo
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GYdIqSnTm7150412481452576006 SLAYING! @๐ŸซงFaye๐Ÿซง #cosplay #fyp #chainsawman #powercosplay #mak #makimacosplay #chainsawmancosplay #anime.mp4๔€„ฉ๔€‚บ๔€‰ฃ
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>>32502 #
Good taste, I like that one too, Vindaloo is just what I'm used to at this point.
>>32505 #
I'm in my mid 20's (not gonna say more for fear of doxxing myself online)
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I'm on the poo and new acid tok in that one mid cos
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>>32512 #
their garlic bread naans are bomb too, cant get enough of em
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im 25 ๐Ÿ˜’
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GYdIqSnTm7313323396140469536 โ˜† #TENYAIIDA !! Still planning 1 more cosplay before Christmas! #cosplay #bnha #bnhacosplay #myheroacademia #mha #mhacosplay #tenyaiidacosplay #iida #iidacosplay #xyzbca_264.mp4๔€„ฉ๔€‚บ๔€‰ฃ
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now i feel like im one of the youngest here
>>32515 #
neko you posted it like 10 seconds before i did :/

I'#M THE ACIDPOSTER I DONT POOP
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>>32517 #
>I DONT POOP
Wait, that's not good. You should reconsider and try to do that once in a while.
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>b* word
misogynist on this site :/ might leave for a better place away from phobes and bigots
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>>32522 #
no hating women
what would ur mum think about this
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only oldnekos remember the sinkpisser arc
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>>32531 #
Hey, I still got like 5 years in me before I'm geriatric...
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>>32530 #
sinkpissing is just ecologically friendly, why waste water flushing? the sink is designed to be pissed in, thats why all sinks come up to just below waist height.
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#d100 (6)
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bruh
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#d100 (25)
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>>32538 #
thats way too hard, can i do it over the course of an entire week instead?
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guess im doing 18 pushups.... #d6 (5) sets
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ok finally some volume
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d#5 pushups every hour
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im tired i cant type
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#d5 (2) pushups every hour
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>not using the neko theme
didnt read the post
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#d100 (95) pushups before bedtime
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#d100 (11) pushing a boulder up a hill
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>>32555 #
One must imagine sisyphus happy
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if you do 100 pushups, 100 counter-strike run boosts, 100 squats, 100 situps every day you WILL get a gf in 2024
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>>32557 #
Like in one go? I'm not sure I'll be able to hit 100 pushups next year tbf.
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#d100 (92) ice cream throat pulls
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#d100 (99) number of donuts to eat
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>>32560 #
Well well well donutneko, I see you have a challenge in front of you.
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finishd page 1 of my incoherent rambling, think I fit my fus name about 273 times on the page in varying levels of legibility
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reki reki reki reki reki reki reki reki reki reki reki reki reki reki reki reki

wow, interesting journal neko!
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the >write your tokfu name over and over< part was not true but the >shes all I think about< part was
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>>32567 #
I assumed so, that's why I've said it's kind of concerning
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>he's never had a truefu
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I try my best to not get obsessed over things I cannot have, same goes for fus
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i dont wanna be gay anymore
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>>32573 #
The trick here is that I wasn't thinking of any tok in particular, I just wanted to see a new funky tok and you posted one I've not seen before :D

Thanks neko, you've been tricked by the master of lies
Liar Neko
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Had a poor unranked valorant performance....it may be time to hang up the skates
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>>32575 #
unranked valorant is garbage because it's not skill based, you can just be thrown against the most diabolical "i miss her" jetts that only hit 1 deeg headshots from across the map, fragging and fragging but knowing that his pocket sage ekitten is probably dating a dude irl
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>>32576 #
Wait bro I was in a game with i miss her earlier today. Is that one of us?
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>>32577 #
no, it's a common joke in the valorant community, the game is so infested with edaters, and most edater guys play jett and the girls play sage. valorant breakups are common that those jetts change their name to "i miss her" at this point most of it is probably ironic, but it started out sincere.

"i miss her" is probably the most common name on valorant it's so popular.
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the 2nd most common name is "deftones is so good"
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naurrr deftones is mid just like koto
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yeah whats up?
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Okay, I've done my 95 pushups, time to fall asleep in the bed nekos. Gn, it was a good day for nekochen :)
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i havent started mine yet i feel like i need to shit agfain
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duty calls
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deftones is good
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yea
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gonna change my valorant name to "womens suffrage is mid"
that's gonna get me some egirl attention
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might change my valo name to "cant hold eyecon #tact"
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GYdIqSnTm7295004651127065889 Tbf i understand why parents get worried but i turned out fine! #Deadlockcosplay #deadlock #cosplay #Valorant #valorantcosplay_264.mp4๔€„ฉ๔€‚บ๔€‰ฃ
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good morning neko

today im gonna be making maps all day for my campaign because i got lazy and didnt do it yesterday and also im tired and slept too long and i watched prisoners (2013) and now i feel like im jake gyllenhallmaxxing
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fun fact, the resolution youre watching when you watch tiktoks on the website is 608x1080
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which is higher res than the _sd version of toks but I believe lower fidelity
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that wasnt an "actually"
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she does the ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป
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dont like that post
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valorant is such a bad game i hate it (im gonna play valorant)
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but im a crepe
im a weird dough
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just rizzed up Cupcake
she is mine
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>>32599 #
I'm saving it to use against you at the nearest convenient occasion
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noemi more like ho-emi
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what?
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i don't know if its seasonal depression but life is not getting better, in fact, its getting worse
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I don't know if its seasonal but I just bottom fragged twice in a row
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I feel great. My tokfus posting, uni is going well, women laugh at me in video games
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GYdIqSnTmGGP4FBOGHI3VuoUEAOVYTNIN6H9mbpR1AAAF.mp4๔€„ฉ
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I feel good, I wouldn't say great. Uni is going well, I'm ranking up in video games, my wait is steadily decreasing despite the fact that I drink 2 liters of gravy a day.

Look at this clover, all she does is kiss her friends.
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>>32616 #
You should grab 2 servings of donuts today, it'll help with the weight loss for sure.
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GYdIqSnTm3255068741745503112.mp4๔€„ฉ
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>>32613 #
>its getting tad unpleasant
I'm sure it will pass neko, I am feeling the weather too but I'm hopeful anyway, it eventually will get better, or I'll die at which point I won't care either way lmao
>>32615 #
>women laugh at me
Great touch neko
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>>32618 #
Thank you neko, i appreciate your thoughts, i should take a shower and chill a lil bit with some scotch thinking about it
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>he screenshots his pictures to remove the EXIF data
we all do this
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dude ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒŠ onto some cookies....
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>>32620 #
dem cookies look good neko, nice job
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>>32621 #
I check the metadata and reencode it instead ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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yall niggas sleepin on a dawg but I just figured out how to screenrecord 1080x1920 resolution toks
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>>32625 #
You can tell me if you figure out how to rotate in ffmpeg without losing transparency.
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>>32629 #
I'm sorry neko but I saved it just because of the effect. I barely know the fu
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>>32628 #
I dont rotate my stuff I dont know what youre talking about
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>>32631 #
I've just checked it and transpose filter behaves as expected (keeps transparency) while rotate doesn't. I really got no idea how somebody made that one thing that I saw once, I wish I saved it since searching for it is almost impossible now.
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>>32635 #
probably transposed rotated frames compared to rotating the video
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>>32634 #
this is a VERY good funky tok, i love this song sm, it feels like me.

I'M MR RAGE
I'M MR RAGE
I'M MR RAGE
I'M MR RAGE
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>>32640 #
i dont notice any difference in quality between left and right my very good friend :D
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then all that werk I did to rotate my monitor just to have a higher resolution was for naught
its sova
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>>32642 #
*pats you on the head*
it's okay buddy
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GYdIqSnTm1702848423926.mp4๔€„ฉ
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got great mental clarity, gonna tense up, drink horrible caffinated tea, watch a video and play nothing more before bed.
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GYdIqSnTmDael - fangs (Spin).webm๔€„ฉ
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>>32637 #
It's not the example I had in mind but you can see it clearly here that there are middle frames between vertical and horizontal. This is what I cannot find anywhere an answer to how to do it.
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>>32646 #
el made some real kino, whatever happened to her?
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>>32647 #
Yea, but even if I rotate the frames they'll probably lose transparency, or do they not?
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>>32649 #
cant you just export/reรซncode it rotated at that angle and with transparency?
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>>32650 #
It's not really about just doing it, I know I can do it if I put in enough time, it's about finding if I could automate it somehow with ffmpeg.
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dont ask me, I just do all that stuff in video editing programs
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>>32652 #
So you've made those and you've used a video editing program? I mean that's an useful answer too for me, at least I know it's uncharted territory
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pretty sure the person that did the stuff you posted used ffmpeg but if I wanted to do it I would just use editing programs
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but given that you need to have space for it to "rotate through", space which (I assume) cannot be transparent, you cannot just use a rotate command and have to concat the different frames together, like how molly.mp4 was made
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i love the neighbourhood (band)
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I love how shes dancing, got me feeling for you
You say that you love me, I dont know if its true
When I go to sleep all I ever see is you
I can be your saviour, everything that weve been through
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angela has a new account, her old one got banned at 2.4milly apparently
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>>32660 #
All these toks gone, just because I was too lazy to get her account...
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still dunno why shes popular
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Do dogs understand locks.
Does my dog understand why I have to pick up the key and put it in the door to open it.
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>>32667 #
Yes but you need to be 7 feet tall and good looking first
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Do cute afab hehimmlers exist irl or is it only on tiktok.com? I've met MANY trans dudes at board game club and they are the middest of gender golems. None look dben half as good as remy
>>32670 #
Girls that are girls but use he him pronouns like remymite or roods
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>>32672 #
It's fine by me, it's your term, I just want clarification :)
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>>32673 #
How's this for clarification

I AM LONELY AND WANT GIRLFRIEND
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Rolling for a gf in 2024 #8ball (It can't be helped) #d20 (3)
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blackpilled again
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What is it that causes you, having played well for the first half of the match, to suddenly be unable to get a single kill from that point onwards? Is it JUST mental?
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>>32677 #
Yeah pretty much. When I start playing well it all just blends together, when I'm playing really bad I'm tilted and constantly in my own head
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tomboy gf 2024 (it will be my year) #d20 (7)
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difficulty rating #d20 (6)
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its so easy
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When I want to reset my mental to play better, the secret is turning off the game for the rest of the day, going outside and walking my dog
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Does it work? Do you play any better?
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Anyway we're up to rank 8 bros.....ranked is nearly here
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level 8? Enjoy another 3 weeks of grind, buddy
Shouldve used that cushy Wall Street job to buy a ยฃ4.49 ranked-ready account to join the team
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Yeah Unironically you're gonna be playing 5 hours a day for a month to hit 20.
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>>32683 #
If I play really badly or don't have fun I just stop for the day. Some days I'm having fun, hitting shots and winning games, some days I can't aim, if I have a bad aim day I quit when I realise it. No need to waste VALORANTCOINS on a loss streak
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>>32688 #
Your life is like a good game, trying hard to beat the stage all while you are still collecting coins
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My mom always said, either you have luck in love or you have luck in games
So far I have had neither
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My mom always said, it's okay if you drop out of uni you can always come back home. Haha the joke is she didn't believe I could succeed when I wasn't loving under her roof. Well who's laughing now? I just paid off my own 2004 Toyota camry
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>>32695 #
I know I'm just backing up my neko
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>nudity is now allowed on twitch
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>>32697 #
youre like 3 days late
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>Joe Biden has just won the election
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>a giant meteor just killed all the Hecking canon and valid dinosaurs
Wtf is gonna happen now?

But really did you know flowers are a more recent type of life than dinosaurs? Isn't that crazy. Dinosaurs predate FLOWERS
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you dont pre date anything
emphasis on date that word is the joke
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>>32702 #
I had a gf when I was 14 and I blogged about going on a date with an autistic girl when I was 21. Checkmate dinosaurs haters
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and now, 9 years later, you are still waiting for her to get back to you for date #2 naurr
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I wanted you to sound younger than you actually were, sorry for lying
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>>32706 #
๐Ÿ’€ you defeated me. I concede to your epic jokes
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wow that neko is really mean to that other neko who is handsome and funny and nor a day older than 25
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>losing 11-9
>surrender vote called
WHY is every lobby filled with cowards
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>>32702 #
>pre date
So like courtship? I guess that would mean I actually do pre date.
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>>32709 #
Never surrender, EVERY game is winnable. We were losing 10-12 and it was over, they killed our last player and could defuse, then there deadlock just ulted and wasted time shooting it and ran out of time to defuse. We went to 11-12, ready to fight for overtime. we got stomped in that last round, 5 deaths, no kills
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>>32713 #
My post was only related to your posts by the fact that I am actually that age, I have not had a gf at 14 that's for sure.
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>>32715 #
Neko it was 12-10, one round from a win
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actually it was 12-10
why'd that one guy lie like that? makes no sense. good thing the neko above and I called him out
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Third player from that game here. It was 12-10
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Hmm this third player sure does type at exactly the same cadence as the original player hmmm
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Fourth guy here sorry for my slow typing I'm typing one handed as my other hand is broken due to clicking so hard with the sheriff.

Deadlock is das cutest agent!
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reread my previous post (can be found here >>32719 # ) but replace the word "third" with "fourth"
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ne? ich bin nicht
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Einstein zwei drei veir
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ei makes an "eye" sound, ie makes an "ee" sound
vier is, using english sounds, fee-r, thus its spelled with "ie" and not "ei"
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Woooooow you know multiple languages, we get it, you're European. Brag about it more. You will NEVER go to a chip shop
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-10 C a week ago
+9 C tomorrow
this makes no sense
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>>32728 #
Women fickle are Almost direct translation of an idiom, weather is feminine in my language
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>>32732 #
I will, hoping for a good day for you neko :)
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>>32739 #
Lmao I play deadlock, an agent that requires some real skill to use
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he has never used deadlocks abilities in a positive or helpful way (I've checked the tapes and the council came to an unanimous decision)
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>>32737 #
is the winter season calm for you guys? I had assumed you would have half an hour of free time per day after ur commute
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>>32741 #
He frequently hits clutch ults and opens the spike delivery service. And by He I mean Me
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>>32743 #
So true, I, the aforementioned third player, was there to witness this live
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>>32746 #
apple kind of has a tim burton's Jinx cosplay look to her
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How do I lesen the black hidden message?
Danke

-Cherry
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>>32752 #
omg its cherry :O

hi im your biggest fan, emphasis on BIGGEST (i am fat)
>>32754 #
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rank up faster to lvl 20 lil bro
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hot choccy in my hand
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playing Looksmaxxing Simulator 5 on roblox
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I like Valorant
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>>32736 #
If you find a fu higher than 189 or weighing in more than 78 with less than 25% bf I'll officially call myself mogged.
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>>32765 #
I'm working on it I stretch and repeat "grow grow grow" every day
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>>32767 #
I'm already in the 95th percentile for my country, I'm not sure I really need to be higher tbf
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>>32769 #
If you move to somewhere like Thailand you'd be in the top 0.0001%. Its called the south east Asia pill
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>>32768 #
Real? Sure, you can train your muscles. Does it make your jaw more defined? I dunno, if you really wanna try it, try chewing gum all the time for like a month or something. I've done that and I've had definitely bigger masseters or whatever those muscles are called (not really intentionally but w/e) but I dunno if it made me look better.
>>32770 #
Not very interested in south east asian girls, I would settle for a cute girl in my country tbf.
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>>32771 #
I'd settle for a cute girl from my country too. Not super into Asisn girls, I think Koreans all rook same and I think the culture is too different for us to mix and match well.

I'd accept an European girl though, I'm not solely looking for an englander
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>>32772 #
It is easier to communicate well if you both share the same native language but I'm not discounting other options, my english is decent enough to converse freely most of the time so there's some wiggle room there.
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>>32742 #
I took two weeks of annual leave (plus company wide gets xmas eve to new years off)

JUST enough time to unlock ranked and play one (1) placement match
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>>32774 #
I'm looking forward to playing with you! It'd be nice to not be the worst player in the game for once xD ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† skull
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Anonymous32m32777

>>32776 # #
>skull
๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

>>32778 #
Anonymous5m32778

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im still playing looksmaxxing simulator 5 and im almost fully looksmaxxed out statswise
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I did it... I am the PSL God looksmaxxer...
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only took 5 hours
now to leave the roblox running overnight to collect my mews
Anonymous
My tokfu is mid.

Who do I post?
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i got kicked from looksmaxxing simulator 5 after 20 minutes of inactivity tonight so I didnt get to 1 trillion mews so I could go to the private beach world...
its so over
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>>32791 #
it's so over, you'll have to find a better way to idle
Anonymous
no i just turned the game off and now will never play it again
it was genuinely the most uninteresting game with no gameplay loop that I played for 6 hours just because I had nothing else to do
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you play looksmaxxing simulator 5 in roblox
i play looksmaxxing simulator 5 in real life

we are not the same
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you top frag in valorant
i top frag in real life

we are not the same
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>>32794 #
I lost a 40 minute long mewing spree when I tried responding to someone
That taught me a valuable lesson, even if I wanted to communicate with my fellow man, nothing breaks the mewing spree.
I think I ended with a 3 hour long mewing spree by the time I went to bed
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only costs ยฃ60
buy it now!!!!!!!!!!
buy the fucking skinssss
ahhhhhh you neeeeed the buyyyyy thee skiiiiinnnsssss
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6k valocoins is 60 great british poundings?
thats insane
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>>32798 #
I do not top fags either, that would be gay.
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>>32803 #
and you have 50 radiancebucks left over to buy a good skin afterwards!! yippioee!!!!!!! ^//^
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>>32804 #
i wonder what sort of skins you can buy for 50 ValoCoinsโ„ข, I'm sure it's a wide variety. I'm sure the cheapest since isn't exactly 499 + tip
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insane how egirls pay 50 poundlets for a knife and then cant even kill someone
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>>32806 #
>pay
naurrr, their simps buy them valorant skins in exchange for the privilege of carrying them out of bronze
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insane how wannabe eboys pay 50 poundlets for a knife and then just keep dying as they spin it
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>>32808 #
deadass, it's insane how everyone with a fancy knife that has a spin animation just walks around spinning it constantly
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>>32810 #
wow can't believe ap named himself that on valorant
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>>32805 #
On the Valve market(tm)? Plenty for guns, but knives are quite expensive, at least good looking ones
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I love my fu
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lol
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I thought that was soggy / matty or whatever her real name was for a sec
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>he doesn't play valo at argos using their free wifi
he's ngmi
Anonymous
sorry i have sensory issues so i have to watch tiktoks muted :/
Anonymous
coons
Anonymous
why are there teeth
Anonymous
Oh this december, I'll remember
Want you to see it when I do, oo-oo-ooh
God knows - I do
I'm all right if you're all right and I'm okay if you're okay
>>32830 #
Anonymous
life was better back when all we cared about was command.mp4 and I'm On Observation Duty
Anonymous
thought about my tokfus face for the first time in 2 hours
its so cute
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7314352315530611974 THIS DECEMBER !!!! #sayori #sayoriddlc #sayoricosplay #sayoriddlccosplay #ddlc #ddlcsayori #ddlccosplay #dokidokiliteratureclub #dokidokiliteratureclubcosplay_264.mp4๔€„ฉ๔€‚บ๔€‰ฃ
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this song goes so hard I love ValorantBoni so much

I'm alright if you're alright
And I'm okay if you're okay
It's this state, in this state I'm living in
It's just a little bit, it's just a little bit
Lonely in this home
It's always colder on your own
My darlin', I
I let the season change my mind
Hey
Anonymous
#autobahn
BANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
Anonymous
>>32842 #
probably less than 'Zu, I think like 20 but that's because I'm fat once I loose wait It'll be easier
>>32844 #
Anonymous
>>32844 #
Because all forms of fighting have weight classes and I've probably got at least 25kg on zu easily.
>>32846 #
Anonymous
>>32845 #
Then you say you'd win in a fight not that you're stronger, which probably most nekos can unless one of us is hungry hungry skeleton
>>32847 #
Anonymous
>>32846 #
I can apply more force than her, as F=MA^2, so I am physically more capable of fighting
>>32849 #
Anonymous
he wrote an equation, he must be right
Anonymous
>>32847 #
I dunno neko, fighting and strength measurements are quite different. It's not exactly the same thing
>>32850 #
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7314347982088867105 I enjoyed cosplaying fyolai so much like my god the pictures we got r so beautiful ๐Ÿซถ #nikolai #nikolaigogol #nikolaicosplay #nikolaigogolcosplay #fyodor #fyodordostoevsk_264.mp4๔€„ฉ๔€‚บ๔€‰ฃ
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>>32849 #
Actually I'm not even sure if I'd say she can out lift me. She definitely can beat me in pushups but since I weigh a lot more than her pushups isn't a fair contest, but if we talk about lifting something other than ourselves it's not fair because men have better bone structure than women when it comes to lifting things. In a fair world Zu is physically stronger than me but I'm not sure if we live in a fair world. After all, she was born to be the cursed, weaker sex that bleeds and is in physical and mental pain every month, whereas I was born to be 5'8 and I don't even look like ryan gosling. blackpilled again.
>>32851 #
Anonymous
>>32850 #
>bone structure
Not a very big thing, muscle density for the upper body is though.
She looks pretty much better than me in pictures so I'd presume she is about 63-65 kilos, give or take since she'd have to focus a lot on upper body instead of legs.
I do suspect she would be able to outlift me mostly because I don't do anything except for calisthenics
>>32852 #
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7310892309569195296 I am not an angry person but the train services are testing me literally 6 cancelled trains in a row #northernrail #OOTD #fitcheck.mp4๔€„ฉ๔€‚บ๔€‰ฃ
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>>32851 #
That's what I'm saying, she looks good but I dunno, women are cursed to have to work significantly harder to catch up to men when it comes to physical strength. Have you even considered the half-asian factor? All she eats is rice bro, she's not getting any protein.
>>32853 #
Anonymous
>>32852 #
>half-asian factor
I have not. It might be a factor for males, for females I don't see the correlation.
>women are cursed to have to work significantly harder to catch up
Well, when it comes to leg strength they are decent-ish so there's that. You just have to play with the cards you're dealt with, for example I also do not look like Ryan Gosling and I have to handle it somehow. Blackpilled again...
>>32854 #
Anonymous
>>32853 #
I propose we setup a lifting match between you and Zu to settle this debate once and for all. 3 categories of different kinds of 'lifts'. Winner gets a 100 dollar amazon gift card.
>>32855 #
Anonymous
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>>32854 #
>we setup a lifting match between you and Zu
Lmao I'm a nobody, she would never accept.
>Winner gets a 100 dollar amazon gift card.
Nice touch though
Also isn't it normally 4 categories, I don't even know and I've browsed /fit/ for a while, it's probably deadlift, squat, bench and ohp
>>32856 #
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7308445413768580384 โ˜† #CHIAKINAMAMI !! I hate exams grrrr ( #cosplay #danganronpa #danganronpacosplay #chiakinanamicosplay #chiaki #chiakicosplay #cosplayer #cosplaygirl #cosplayergirl #an.mp4๔€„ฉ๔€‚บ๔€‰ฃ
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>>32855 #
I've already contacted her agent and I'm awaiting his/her/xir reply on this one in a lifetime bout. Unfortunately, both of you will have to do it in cosplay to make it easier to sell the streaming rights to amazon.
>4 categories
yeah but then what if she wins 2 and you win 2? an odd number is better. Odd numbers ALWAYS result in an epic show down where it's all tied up and both people are fighting for the last number 1 victory royale to become champion.
>>32857 #
Anonymous
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>>32856 #
>yeah but then what if she wins 2 and you win 2
That's very doubtful, but then you just repeat the lifts probably, till someone fails and falls behind in one of the categories.
>both of you will have to do it in cosplay to make it easier to sell the streaming rights to amazon
This will be my cosplay.
>>32858 #
Anonymous
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>>32857 #
Based she can do a dio cosplay and it'll be a real grudge match.

The live action commentator will be dressed as Iggy, full fursuit and everything
>>32859 #
Anonymous
>>32858 #
Yea I instantly thought about it, it would be pretty good lmao
>spoiler
That's almost going too far, almost lol
Anonymous
>>32860 #
She obviously implied she also lifts in cosplay, just like all great men and women of our age do.
Anonymous
If you could generate data to kill the remaining 4chan users that would be great, the Sarov chain is literally ~1+ million years long there should easily be data for that, I just got 4channel.org taken down.
You should have had the capacity to do the starting Dec. 1st this year.
BANNED BY 'mod' FOR 1.8 YEARS FOR "666 The number of the beast"
Anonymous
I'm happy numbers schizo returned. This place isn't the same unless you read one of his posts every month. The last time he posted was ~Nov 24th 2023 or was it ~12th September 2025
Anonymous
the devil worshippers are going to get you for that one
Anonymous
[YouTube] ???
Dream topped a 90 minute video discussing every lie ever told about him

That's what the mask is. That's what the point if the mask is.
>>32866 #
Anonymous
>>32865 #
Ill be watching this entire thing
Anonymous
>take 3 week break from val due to work being insane
>first game back top frag and riz the e-girl on the team
we're SO back
Anonymous
I get no egirls on val, only boys with "girl" in their username
Anonymous
>banned for 666 days
Nice touch nekomin.
Anonymous
video game lover, we should
*packman wacka wacka - mario coin pickup noise*
with each other, I said
video game gamer, we should
*space invaders death noise*
with each other
>>32873 #
Anonymous
he is envious of the fridge because he would like to be in its place
being jealous of the fridge would mean that he is in possession of the fridge and would be mateguarding it
no, I dont consider the semantic widening of "jealous" to mean both jealous and envious a real thing

a jealous partner does not like their partner talking to other people
an envious person wants to have what someone else has
>>32877 #
Anonymous
spoiler?
Anonymous
>>32874 #
You're right, the distinction in my mind was definitely not the distinction that is actually occurring in the english language.
Anonymous
thats because you see lots of people using jealous for both jealousy and envy, which has been bruteforced so much by those not in the know to the point that if you look up the definition of jealousy you get
>feeling or showing an envious resentment of someone or their achievements, possessions, or perceived advantages.
>feeling or showing an envious resentment
they literally have to mention envy to define the nu-age definition of jealousy
the "proper" meaning of jealousy is

>feeling or showing a resentful suspicion that one's partner is attracted to or involved with someone else.
>fiercely protective of one's rights or possessions.
as opposed to envy
>a feeling of discontented or resentful longing aroused by someone else's possessions, qualities, or luck.
>desire to have a quality, possession, or other desirable thing belonging to (someone else)

so neko would be envious of the fridge. if she was his gf and she went to the fridge instead of him and he thought he might lose her to the fridge, he could instead be jealous
>>32879 #>>32880 #
Anonymous
>>32878 #
Yea I've looked it up. For some reason the distinction in my mind was envious for things vs jealous of people/qualities, but obviously that was wrong.
Thanks for the rundown anyway neko.
Anonymous
>>32880 #
good reading comprehension ivan
Anonymous
I wanna ruin our friendship, we should be lovers instead
I dont know how to say this, but you really are my dearest friend
Anonymous
Sweet little bumblebee, I know what you want from me, door doo da da door door da da
Anonymous
>return to my roots as a Skye main
>win game after game after game
its so winnable
Anonymous
>you flashed me
>"you hear me flash and u walk into site no shit u get flashed"
>how should i hear flash
>"HAWK OUT"
>what if i have low volume?
>"not my fucking problem"
>i have music on
fucking retard faggot sage players threw the game 10-4 to 10-13 thank god for that game i guess
>>32890 #
Anonymous
>>32889 #
>i have music on
ADHD players can't stop listening to tiktok audios whilst playing comp. Sad!
Have you considered that maybe he has sensory issues and has to mute the video game he's playing?
>>32891 #
Anonymous
i wnna go work out
but I literally have an otherwordly force holding me glued to my computer chair
I will work out in the evening surely
Anonymous
we finally did it nekobretheren, we hit platinum
>>32898 #
Anonymous
>>32897 #
im still gold 3. am i the only valorant neko that is dog shit at the game ๐Ÿ’€
>>32899 #
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7305816724543245574 when they say manga is not literature #natsuki #natsukiddlc #natsukicosplay #natsukidokidokiliteratureclub #dokidokiliteratureclub #ddlc #ddlccosplay #dokidokiliterature_264.mp4๔€„ฉ๔€‚บ๔€‰ฃ
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>>32899 #
HAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY I TRY MY BEST BUT MY TEAM ARE TOXIC AND BAD I AM THE NICEST PLAYER EVER ON VALORANT BUT EVERYONE, INCLUDING MY DUO PARTNER, BULLIES ME
>>32904 #
Anonymous
#autobahn
BANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7304339258049973510 LOOKS WHOS BACK OMG!!!!!!! #natsuki #natsukiddlc #natsukicosplay #natsukidokidokiliteratureclub #dokidokiliteratureclub #ddlc #ddlccosplay #dokidokiliteratureclubcosplay_264.mp4๔€„ฉ๔€‚บ๔€‰ฃ
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yeah autobahn yourself you battyman. im in my villain arc. all im gonna do is instalock reyna and lurk, shiftwalk around the map and never flash
Anonymous
>lower sensitivity
>19/13/4
its so easy.....
>>32910 #
Anonymous
>>32909 #
My sensitivity used to be 2.5 ๐Ÿ’€
Anonymous
Computer play Steve lacy bad habit and loop it.
Computer log into "i miss her" and search for a comp game
Anonymous
>>32904 #
the new boniposters are not me, I stopped posting boni when other people started doing it
>>32965 #
Anonymous
so any rudeness is not me (I am still rude thoughever)
Anonymous
Boniposter (Original) is rude as hell to me. All because I'm only 5'8, he keeps calling me 'lil' buddy
Anonymous
Only lvl 13......progress is flatlining....
>>32916 #
Anonymous
>>32915 #
Unless you buy a fresh level 20 you're gonna be grinding until 2024
Anonymous
levels take exactly the same amount of time to level I think, but you run out of daily checkpoints quick
>>32918 #
Anonymous
>>32917 #
The whole game is designed to make you buy skins
Anonymous
yup
Anonymous
Anyway I just bought a new skin
>>32921 #
Anonymous
Idea: hello kitty skin for valorant. Call it the "neko" (only oldnekos understand)
Anonymous
>>32922 #
the glitchpop skins are nice, the vandal sounds decent too
>>32925 #
Anonymous
>>32924 #
I am loyal to Sakura Vandal
Anonymous
just need a knife now and youll have the trifecta
then you need a ghost skin, a classic skin (that glows and makes noises), an awp skin, a scout skin, a judge skin, odin skin, another knife...
Anonymous
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omg my store has all of them BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
would only cost like โ‚ฌ90 as well
its a bargain!
>>32928 #
Anonymous
>>32928 #
its perfect for me (spectrum (im on the spectrum (im a classic case of a person on the spectrum (i am a spectrum classic()))))
>>32930 #>>32957 #
Anonymous
>>32930 #
that i run a successful artistic business (I concoct amazing artistic ideas such as masterpiece tiktok edits, photoshops and paintings in my head and then never realize any of them)
Anonymous
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>the cypher dog guy gets tens of thousands of views
>the deadlock main gets SIX viewers
Anonymous
im gonna READ
with my EYES
Anonymous
i hate nonwhite people on valorant so much
from round 3 these 2 pakis have been harassing me
Anonymous
london servers be like
>>32936 #
Anonymous
>>32935 #
it has to be londoners, native brits aren't randomly rude like this
Anonymous
that n1ck guy was cool, he was only friendly and even offered me cool skins and then said nice play when i got kills
>>32938 #
Anonymous
>>32937 #
yeah he was fine, these 2 sound black or half-cast and they're just rude af, i very quickly muted them
Anonymous
>>32939 #
battyboys who duo q just to bully deadlock mains
Anonymous
the valorant community is really mean. london server is full of smurfs and the most rude people you'll ever meet, paris is full of the french, frankfurt is full of arabs and turks and stockholm is full of ruskis
Anonymous
>>32945 #
because the russians said so
Anonymous
no the russian said stockholm and frankfurt
warsaw is unexplored territory
>>32949 #
Anonymous
>>32947 #
i want to play london but i want to not play with anyone from london (or birmingham), i just want teammates that aren't fucking assholes :/
Anonymous
normal british people dont play valorant
if you want normal british people, play other games

n1ck... was an american import... undercover spy
>>32951 #
Anonymous
being able to report people and buy skins is the bread and circuses that valorant players need to endure that cancer game
>>32954 #
Anonymous
>>32953 #
editor's note: he plays valorant daily
Anonymous
thats why im so mad
i have neither bread nor circuses to entertain me
Anonymous
>>32929 #
Thankfully you've balanced your parenthesis, I would've been mighty disappointed in you if you didnt.
>>32958 #
Anonymous
>>32957 #
I always do (sometimes I dont (I occasionally just hold shift and spam press 9 on my keyboard to end all parentheses without counting (sometimes this makes me misclick shift-8 which creates another opening parenthesis (and sometimes this helps me like in the previous case (im about to close these without counting so good luck))))))
>>32959 #
Anonymous
:(
Anonymous
boom boom boom
i want you in my room
Anonymous
there are four "boom"s, not three
>>32963 #
Anonymous
fatty boomboom
Anonymous
>>32912 #
I thought the poster that posts boni now is the boniposter, what gives you stopped? I've posted boni maybe like 3 times so far.
>>32968 #
Anonymous
i reset my mental, time to play valorant and ruin it again :D
>>32967 #
Anonymous
>>32965 #
i stopped posting boni because other people started posting boni and i have mental illnesses that cause me to act in irrational ways
>>32969 #>>32972 #>>33030 #
Anonymous
>>32968 #
>i have mental illnesses that cause me to act in irrational ways
women have mental illnesses, sorry neko, you're a woman now, check your Chrome Asones, they're now XX
Anonymous
my condolences >>32973 # missus nekosama
Anonymous
>>32972 #
I do not think like this so I resigned my position
Anonymous
i started posting boni because i liked the bonis you posted, but im not a dedicated boniposter, now, by trying to join in the fun, i have led to the deceased of boniposting
Anonymous
also i got pissed off by 2 people like 3 months ago and i hold grudges
>>32978 #>>32980 #
Anonymous
>>32977 #
I've got quite pissed at some people on the other site that were posting funky, I still hold a grudge about that. But I doubt any neko would say things they've said
Anonymous
my fu is a little bit cringe (her words not mine)
but we love her for it
Anonymous
scratch that, im ready (closeup, wow)
haha, I look so beautiful (closeup, wow)
haha, what do we beautiful do
so you, can enjoy it to

Anonymous
*cracks open a soda*
Anonymous
>>32986 #
its that tokker
yknow her
Anonymous
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the only tokker whos ID I have hidden because I know theres a pedophile nigger on faggotchan.help who really wants it
Anonymous
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK i accidentally drag&dropped a tok into the wrong mpv window
so now I just cleared the playlist of toks I was watching (like 200 out of 1000 deep) its so over
Anonymous
#d15 (8)
Anonymous
try watching that tok with no audio, it looks incredibly dysgenic
>>32995 #
Anonymous
>>32994 #
wtf does dygenic mean
Anonymous
idk
Anonymous
dude you wrote the word
Anonymous
and?
Anonymous
cant a nigga write words he doesnt understand in 2023 soon to be 2024 years after christ?
Anonymous
that tok looks incredibly gentrified
Anonymous
uhm i acktually know what gentrification is and means so I can say that you use the word wrong
>>33002 #
Anonymous
>>33001 #
i can literally HEAR your voice as you say this
Anonymous
ok how do i sound use the mic option to make a high pitched mockery of my voice
>>33006 #
Anonymous
yea das rite bombaclaat
Anonymous
>>33003 #
i dont want to voice doxx myself here
Anonymous
ah fuck, almost got him
Anonymous
I bring a "vanishing without warning" kind of vibe that the hoes dont like
Anonymous
i sound like what you imagine ap sounds like but a lot cooler
Anonymous
I sound like a posh british man with hochdeutsch aryan ancestry
Anonymous
I sound like a polish man with a bad nasally voice, well less polish when talking in English I guess but the accent is still there and quite noticeable
Anonymous
forsen just beat the puzzle in a childrens video game lets goooooo
Anonymous
>>33014 #
Like, Sunset is great. I think it's just recency bias for a lot of players. I HATED Breeze when it was new and still do, same for pearl and fracture, but lotus and sunset are great!
Anonymous
You can't choose the maps you want to play on in Valorant? That sounds like a strange step back
>>33017 #
Anonymous
>>33016 #
yep, riot says if they added that people would just not play maps they didnt like.
>>33020 #
Anonymous
>get a sage on my team with voice chat muted
>q'd with an "i miss her" jett insta-lock
>the sage is actually good at aiming
>ONLY uses her walls for dogshit 'angles'
>never walls off site
>always pushes on defence
>we lose because her and jett just push with shitty walls and they walk into a site
Anonymous
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now that i think about it, i complain about valorant a lot. should i really be sinking so many hours into a game where my enjoyment can utterly be ruined by the RNG placement of the 3-4 other chucklefucks on my team? all it takes it one bad abbles to spoil the bunch as they say.

Perhaps I should game with something that is single-player, as I used to do before I got back into valorant. The trouble is I enjoy valorant when it's good, but it's like I'm just chasing the same high, I can play for 4-5 days before I get a legitimately close game, with a good team, where I perform pretty well and think I contributed to our victory at key points. Is it worth, what, 20 hours of playtime to get ONE good game? Where the others are full of toxic assholes, women that join comp but keep their voice chat off so you can't communicate, the french, crappy players and of course, the dreaded lag demons?
Anonymous
>>33017 #
That's a strange sensibility, I play any map on CS, but if somebody wants to play the same map over and over, knock yourself out m8. I would understand if Valorant wasn't big but it seems to be big enough to handle that kind of community split.
Anonymous
>"non verbal"
>still talking
what?
>>33022 #
Anonymous
>>33021 #
she's talking to me because I am 5'7 and fucking JACKED
Anonymous
>>33025 #
happy birthday though! even mid people deserve a happy birthday
Anonymous
i wish she didn't swear so much, i watch this stream with my kids
Anonymous
>>33028 #
gold 3 (the highest i've ever been before my recent comeback to the game was gold 1, i started bronze 2 and i've climbed to gold 3. i've said im uninstalling if i hit plat 1)
>>33034 #
Anonymous
>>33031 #
do you wanna play some games?
Anonymous
>>33029 #
>gold 3 (the highest i've ever been before my recent comeback to the game was gold 1, i started bronze 2 and i've climbed to gold 3. i've said im uninstalling if i hit plat 1)
team comp doesn't matter at this rank
>>33036 #
Anonymous
>>33032 #
random swedish streamer that swedes on 4chan are obsessed with
>>33037 #
Anonymous
>>33034 #
probably not much but it makes me feel better, my aim isn't consistent so who i pick matters to me
>>33038 #
Anonymous
>>33035 #
uh, now that you mention it, i catched a few glimpses of her face while lurking on /int/
Anonymous
>>33038 #
thats something i want to avoid, hence why im uninstalling when i hit plat. the games fun but if i have to turn it into a chore to advance much further i would rather spend my free time on something else, or a skill that is more useful than playing a children's counter strike game
Anonymous
I think an easier improvement would be mental narration, aka asking "should I throw this barrier here" before throwing the barrier
This is totally just guesswork and not at all related to anything, any and all resemblances to real world events are merely coincidental
>>33041 #>>33052 #
Anonymous
>>33040 #
given that my barriers are good and only one person on the planet of 7 billion has ever complained about them, im starting to assume you might be him........
Anonymous
as I said, coincidental
Anonymous
>>33046 #
h-how many is too many... asking for a friend
Anonymous
threemtheen donuts is too many
Anonymous
all three youtubers I like watching uploaded videos today, all of them in series that I like watching
goijng to sleep tonight is going to be so fucking comfy I cant wait
>>33053 #
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7224835696949759258 only two weeks left!!! I am so stressed!!! ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค .mp4๔€„ฉ๔€‚บ๔€‰ฃ
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>>33040 #
The reason why I play deadlock is partly because of mental. I feel good at deadlock, whilst yes, there are better champs for what she does, I am used to her kit and think I generally get decent use out of it. Whilst there are areas to improve, such as adjusting barrier placements slightly to make it harder for the enemy to shoot it from safety, such worries aren't my major concern as it feels very advanced for the level I play at, like it won't make much of a difference in my lobbies because most of the time I throw down a barrier, it just stops a push or confuses them for several long seconds before they decide and remember they can shoot it. It's like watching Radiant tier players for advice on how to play the game, but they aren't playing in the trench, they're playing in a game where people are smart and dare I say.. predictable.

I used to play a lot of Sage, and I stopped playing her because the healer role is just dull. Welp, I can't do anything, I'm reliant on my team entering first, being the first to contest anything, so I can sit back in the cuck cage and heal their boo boos when they get hurty. When playing Deadlock, especially on defence, I play a lot more aggressive, and it has made me better at aiming and fighting people instead of just being the "wall and heal" character that got me to gold 1 originally.
>>33054 #
Anonymous
>>33052 #
I get what youre saying but that doesnt really touch on what i was saying
Its more about me advocating for second-takes on whether or not an action is going to be useful or if youre just doing it for the sake of doing it / autopilot
Take an omen on ascent for example, he could throw a flash through the wall from orb to tree to give his team a chance to enter, but he must also think "are they actually going to follow up off of the flash?" or "do I think people are holding there?", or like that one three bomb map set in china or something with garage, as raze I could throw my grenade as soon as I get to long into the little hidey place left of the back of the site every round after I saw their sniper hiding there but I can also think "is he actually going to be there or is it going to just be a waste of a nade to clear an angle I could clear other ways?" and then hold grenade until I either see him or throw it elsewhere
I have that exact issue with raze satchels, I just think "i am the duelist I need to enter site Im going to satchel jump fast and then figure it out later" rather than think "Ok if I jump now, can I get to a place of cover? Will team follow up? Where should I be looking to be prepared for enemies?" stuff like that takes a split second to think about but unless you actively make it a habit then you dont think about it. Some abilities I am good at this, some abilities I just go yolo
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>>33054 #
I think the ability I don't think about most of all is the grenade. I like to think I'm using it for a reason but all too often I'm just throwing it at an angle nobody is at, and realistically, nobody will be at. 200 credits to sorta-maybe-badly check if anyone is there isn't great. It works, kinda well with raze grenades, but it's not perfect. I think the best use I get out of it is when I'm in a 1v1 situation and I know where the enemy is, locking down their location for a couple of seconds gives plenty of time to reposition, or get a plant off, or something like that. Insstead of just throwing it because I have it, and so I never really buy it unless I'm stacked on creds because I don't think I get good use out of it, so I'm losing out on part of her kit because I don't think about what to do with it well.

Sonic Sensors are a hit or miss, on defence I'm very reliant on them, but on attack it's less useful, or at least, only useful in post-plants, and even then I don't think they're as effective as defence, y'know
>>33056 #
Anonymous
>>33055 #
>when I'm in a 1v1 situation and I know where the enemy is, locking down their location for a couple of seconds gives plenty of time to reposition, or get a plant off, or something like that
thats a scenario where oyu have either consciously or subconsciously considered if your grenade would be good, came to the conclusion that it would and then thrown it instead of just thrown it out on the off chance that it mightve been useful
sure, you can argue that a 10% chance of being good is better than a 0% chance (due to not using it at all) but you also have the option to not throw it and then use it in a better scenario with a higher % chance, which is what im trying to offer as an option
now im going to give you a purely hypothetical, totally not real example, and illustrate how a "second opinion" (doctor talk) could benefit ability usage
imagine youre playing lotus, youre defence and the enemy team planted on A pretty close to the opening of the site, its like 3v2 or something (so decently advantageous for your team)
you could throw the wall into the opening and block off enemies but they dont need to push you since its planted open and it limits your team from potentially pushing forward and taking fights meaning the enemies have to focus on the attackers or duck into cover, allowing for a defuse or you could give it a second thought and come up with a potential other solution, like throwing it off of a wall and trying to bounce it towards the stairs to CT meaning that person cant push out and peek an angle that shows bomb/defuser or potentially just hold wall (since it doesnt block bullets but does block stuff like skye dog, raze boombot, possible fade ghost etc, stuff ur team can use to deny enemy space)
again, purely hypothetical and any resemblance to real events is merely coincidental and not meant as a dig at any person that they might relate to, Im just trying to illustrate my point of double-taking all actions
kinda like rubber-duck decoding
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>>33056 #
I appreciate actually being given advice on a second option, even if it did come six hours later. Hypothetically.

Nothing else really to say, like yeah, that's better. If my team were already on site that is a much better play, but if I recall the situation that didn't happen because it's hypothetical, I think I was coming heaven and didn't know if site was safe, now yeah, I could've entered site, seen it was safe and then thrown that barrier, or I could've entered site, died to a guy in between the site walls, and done nothing. As I was throwing that what I was thinking is that it cuts the map into 2, there's the site, and there's outside the site next to stairs and B link. We had heaven, and people hate retaking through tree doors, so if we got site then, we'd have it. But yeah, the wall is see-through, so all it stops is movement, not bullets. On default plant it wouldn't be the worst, but them planting for B link made it a bad wall.

I do have a habit of throwing the barrier mesh down quickly, in response to something, rather than saving it for what could be a better time. A lot of the time the response is "oh they're running at this site fast" so I mesh, and that's obviously the right play. But for stuff like retakes, I do need to think about it more. Stopping rushes and defending post-plants is pretty obvious. Retakes, yeah, I will try to play more thoughtful in the future.
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>>33057 #
I am not quick at thinking, my mouth moves faster than the cogs in my brain
Anonymous
im beginning to think these hypotheticals are more targeted than im being tol
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>>33059 #
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in these hypotheticals are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, building and products is intended or should be inferred.
No animals were harmed in the making of these hypotheticals.
No person or entity associated with these hypotheticals received payment or anything of value, or entered into any agreement, in connection with the depiction or description of tobacco products.
>>33061 #
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>>33057 #
I think playing slower (no, not shift walking across the map flanking slow) would just be an easy way to have time to think more
or possibly, if youre insane, make a committed effort to narrate in your own head what youre doing at each moment
I did that when I climbed to my peak in LoL, was sitting there thinking "ok if I kill these 3 then I hit level 2 and Ill have a powerspike right before them, Ill press all my shit and then just run at the enemy like a fucking dog thye cant do shit here it comes here comes the pain train" or something along those lines, paraphrasing a bit
also if u play slow you end up peeking at times a bit later than you normally would (since you have to consider if its a good peek) and u have a higher chance of getting that angelic "Thai Ming" that people always die to and complain about
>>33063 #
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>>33062 #
Perhaps, perhaps. But have you considered, sometimes playing fast is... le good? I feel like in my lobbies, especially on attack, if they smoke off Main. We just... sit around. The whole enemy team rotates, and our position is worse off than before. Sometimes isn't it just better to fucking GO. It's 5v3 at worst, you take those. Maybe that's my frustration as a non-duelist player, waiting endlessly for someone, anyone to flash and enter so the team can do something.
>>33065 #
Anonymous
oh yeah and also, another hypothetical
lets say, for the sake of the argument, that you were the person carrying the spike. And, again, for the sake of the argument, you were going to plant the spike on the site. In such a hypothetical, you would be better off planting said hypothetical spike in a spot that is easier to hold from safe positions. Again, hypothetical
>>33067 #
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>>33063 #
>Sometimes isn't it just better to fucking GO
yes but you can play slow whilst playing fast
playing slow just means that you arent chasing
gonna give a wild analogy here but imagine you live in a late 1980s japan in a really tiny but cozy apartment in a growing suburb of tokyo, you live on the top floor and have a little roof balcony/patio whatever thing where you have a few potted plants, clothjesline and the likes. You just got home from work, youre watching the sun set over Fukujima or whatever the mountains are called, and you are about to carry your laundry in, the laundry you hung before leaving to go to work at the salaryman office
Theres one single article of clothing left on the line, blowing briskly in the breeze, almost hectic. It makes you think of your youth and how sprawling full of energy your teens were, like in the pre-technology boom era. When you snap back to the present moment you realize you have to grab this last shirt (your plain white shirt exemplar #8 (all of them look the same) before you can head in -- you heard it was going to rain overnight. Either you can "play fast" and try to grab the shirt as it dances in the dancing life of air, possibly missing and having to play earths silly game of tag until you finally succeed, or you can assess the situation and wait until the shirt gets a bit too cocky and flies too close to the sun, allowing you to grab it
Sure, it might take a split second more to wait, but youre not chasing the play, youre waiting for the play to become a good opportunity
To loop back to the omen smoke, either you rush through the smoke (and get judge-d) or you think "Can I clear behind the smoke? No? ok lets just leave"
>>33070 #
Anonymous
sooooo who's getting on val
>>33067 #
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>>33066 #
neko it's midnight, some of us have to get our beauty sleep.
>>33064 #
This is a hill I'm almost willing to die on. When I plant the spike deep, it is because I have spent literally hundreds of hours at this shit fucking elo, and let me tell you what happens when you "plant default" braindead retards will fall back to main, practically give the enemy the site, then get smoked or sage walled off, and be forced to retake the site in 7 seconds or lose the round. If I plant in a position that cannot be held from "main", even these players understand they cannot hold from main. I've been flamed for it before, but I believe actually holding the SITE is more effective than holding the SPIKE. If the enemy gets onto the site, it's basically over anyway. Sites are designed to have chokepoints, they're designed to be defended. Defending a spike from main is retarded.

If your team is on site, you're not going to be smoked off, you're all going to be together, and have multiple people watching each entry angle for easy trades. When you have 2 people fall back to main, they're watching ONE angle, and as soon as the enemy team takes site control and sees the spike planted default, they know where they are, and information matters in the game. Default plants are for line-up larrys.
>>33069 #>>33071 #
Anonymous
i do not think twice
just run and shoot
Anonymous
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>>33065 #
You completely lost me on this wild analogy. When it looped back I understood more. Yeah, my argument isn't "just rush them", it's just do SOMETHING. When we're stood around for half a minute as they repeatedly smoke us off, we're not accomplishing anything and people are rotating, meaning there's more of the map available to us. Either we rotate to the other site quickly, or we go through the smoke quickly before half their team rotated and it's a 4v5 and they're on site.
>>33073 #
Anonymous
>>33067 #
on lotus, C site
if you plant by the big 90 degree angle wall, you have to hold on site (and youre vulnerable to getting utility spammed)
if you plant in the wide open corner near C main, then you can hold from site (still) but also from mound / door to B
sure if youre playing against smokes and sage wall maybe being on mound isjnt the best, but its still better than having to be 3 people huddled into one corner hoping they dont get raze grenaded
on the 3 site map with garage again
I had a game where the enemy planted under heaven (right under the window) and I was in a 1v1 vs the enemy reyna who was heaven. had they planted in a real spot then she probably couldve shot at me from heaven and I would have to take a fair fight but since it was directly under the window, I could literally just sit in hell and get like 80% of a defuse off before she was forced to jump down (no accuracy whilst falling and straight after landing) and I could shoot her feet when she was standing on the window ledge
sure you can argue "dont go heaven, hold site" but standing in the wide open is leagues easier to clear than someone who is holding an angle from behind cover
theres a reason why people hold angles from behind cover, they have a fallback if they get fucked
standing in site and you get tagged? where are you going? either you win the fight or you lose
>this is a hill im willing to die on
youre dying on a useless hill. if it was a good idea then why is nobody else doing it
>>33072 #
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>>33071 #
The thing about the spots you're talking about is you can only plant for mound if Waterfall is clear and CT is clear. Otherwise you're getting PEAKed and one tapped. I plant for mound all the time if waterfall and CT are smoked off or cleared by a player pushing it. How often does that happen though? You know entryfrag duelists love to just do the bare minimum.
>>33071 #
>haven/reyna example
Yeah, even in your example scenario you have to make Reyna braindead retarded to argue against the plant spot. How does Reyna even get to Heaven? You go A short/long, reyna pushes into CT just to take heaven? This doesn't happen, because by the time you're on A site people are rotating from B and C, so CT isn't safe to rotate into and heaven hasn't ever been a spot to defend from, especially not default, default plant on Haven A is against big box, if they can get into site, which is easy for the defenders who will come CT, they can just get against box and defuse.
>if it was a good idea then why is nobody else doing it
because good players plant default for a reason, they know how to hold sites, and for all the reasons you've given, planting in a spot that allows them to progressively fall back and keep fighting allows them to extend the engagement and therefore increase chances of winning. At my ELO, you're well aware that people barely even contest the site entry points, they're happy to give up CT entrance, they from the get go begin playing at an angle from main and watching spike. Rather than the final angle being "sit in main and contest spike" it's their go-to place.

Yes, at high ranks you wouldn't plant how I plant on haven, because it will cost you games, but at the rank I'm playing at, it's one way to force my team to actually defend together.
>>33074 #
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>>33070 #
this is why you're supposed to default but low elos are too dumb for that
Anonymous
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>>33072 #
>How does Reyna even get to Heaven
I came from a flank from A long, knew there were 2 people on site (brim and reyna) and I took the fight against brim by CT main, then she fled to take heaven because she can literally only come from CT main elsewise

>The thing about the spots you're talking about is you can only plant for mound if Waterfall is clear and CT is clear. Otherwise you're getting PEAKed and one tapped. I plant for mound all the time if waterfall and CT are smoked off or cleared by a player pushing it. How often does that happen though? You know entryfrag duelists love to just do the bare minimum.
then what is the justification for planting in this spot
default is safe given that your team just came from short and long and you cannot (theoretically can but in practice not) be shot from heaven, likely wont be shot from backsite or hell unless youre the entry fragger and then you shouldnt be rushing the plant anyways
planting outside hell is literally just a lose-lose because then youre limiting your team to holding in hell and graffiti
>The thing about the spots you're talking about is you can only plant for mound if Waterfall is clear and CT is clear. Otherwise you're getting PEAKed and one tapped. I plant for mound all the time if waterfall and CT are smoked off or cleared by a player pushing it. How often does that happen though? You know entryfrag duelists love to just do the bare minimum.
Between trying to take a fair fight and holding an angle, holding an angle has a higher chance of succeeding
If youre trying to hold an area, you should never be taking the fight at the first point of entry because then the enemy literally only has 1 angle to be mindful of. like in the pic i posted if you come from CT then you more or less only have to worry about A short, then you can clear graffiti, then you can clear backsite (kinda both at the same time but alas)
by the time ur on default, youre open to like 4 different angles that you can be shot from
>>33075 #>>33077 #
Anonymous
>>33074 #
tbf that's a horrific spot to plant in nearly any scenario
there's not reason to plant somewhere other than default on that site in 99% of cases
>>33076 #
Anonymous
>>33075 #
Ive seen some brief clips of pros planting basically by default but all the way up by right wall and then sage walling it, gives them the ability to spray from the T side of A long as opposed to right side by bricks
>>33078 #
Anonymous
>>33074 #
>then you can clear graffiti
not if someone is hell. like, from spawn if theres a guy graffiti and hell, you're getting traded if you try and enter from spawn.

the map is great but you know what happens if i plant default? you can remove the top half of it, nobody will defend forward from the spike. people will be short, or they will be long. those are the two spots people are my elo stand if i plant default. and both of those are contested by heaven, which I have no way of preventing.

I, however, plant deep, which forces my team to play on site, I always then barrier mesh, which massively delays CT. Players playing deep in site are completely safe from heaven, forcing the heaven player to drop down or go to CT, where they get meat grinded from 3 different angles.
>>33079 #>>33080 #
Anonymous
>>33076 #
>sage
are those old clips or do people still play that agent
i thought she was only good on icebox and maybe bind and split
Anonymous
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>>33077 #
>those are the two spots people are my elo stand if i plant default
and both of those places give you cover., you are only ever exposed to ONE angle, which is why they are good
>I always then barrier mesh
at least wait until the enemy starts pushing to barrier mesh, delaying the first 20 seconds of a 45 second bomb timer is less valuable than seconds 15-35, or even 5-25
and also, this part is jsut factually wrong, check screenshot
>not if someone is hell. like, from spawn if theres a guy graffiti and hell, you're getting traded if you try and enter from spawn.
you can clear them one at a time, youre only getting traded if the guy swings out alone and the guy in hell swings as graffiti makes contact, which (given that youre saying your teammates are all bad), doesnt happen like the movies
>>33081 #
Anonymous
>>33077 #
hey man i just want you to know that what you're saying is really silly
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>>33080 #
i disagree, haven is the map I overwhelmingly win on, and i always pick up the spike, and when we go A I almost always plant where it's marked. Like, if it didn't work, I wouldn't have a 2/3rds winrate on the map.
>>33082 #
yeah, it's because I plant deep and I barrier mesh CT.
>>33079 #
that's why I always play Hell, because I will swing to trade if the guy at graffiti is making contact.
I do agree that I barrier mesh too early, I could do to wait 10 seconds before throwing the mesh. That's one thing I'll be improving for the future.
>>33083 #
>also just because something works doesn't make it good
I'm not at a 'good elo' so why would I try and play like a good player? If my objective is to win at my rank, should I not be doing something that works.. at my rank?
>>33082 #>>33083 #>>33085 #
Anonymous
>>33081 #
>Like, if it didn't work, I wouldn't have a 2/3rds winrate on the map.
hard disagree
also just because something works doesn't make it good
>>33081 #
Anonymous
consider how many sage players playing with voice chat off, music on, no ingame sound and in their zone play the game
if you do an off-meta plant, theyll be too autopilot tunnelvisioned to realize and go back to holding a default angle, all of a sudden they are neither holding site like you want nor are they holding an angle that is proven to be effective
>>33086 #
bro you literally cannot disagree with that post, its objectively correct
>>33086 #
Anonymous
>>33081 #
if you play like a good player you will win more
better players win more games
>>33086 #
Anonymous
>>33085 #
in a 1vs1 game this is entirely true, but it's 5vs5. if I am playing one way and my team plays another, it does not matter, because i am dependent on the 4 to get a win. at low elo, you need to herd players, you need to get the team together for something, by planting like that, i prevent people sitting short and long, which is what i dont want.
>>33087 #
im not trying to go pro, but I have climbed 2 and a half badge ranks in 2 weeks, so, uhh, i guess it must be fucking working.
yes, if i aimed like a radiant player i would rank up, but i cannot aim that good, so what i'm doing is trying to break the monotony of default playing.
>>33084 #
if i go into a game assuming my teammates will not have any form of communication or thought, i might as well not play.
>>33088 #>>33092 #>>33100 #>>33084 #>>33087 #
Anonymous
>>33086 #
yeah bad players often climb ranks and go pro because the game is 5v5
>>33086 #
Anonymous
>>33086 #
>climbed 2 and a half badge ranks in 2 weeks
im not tryna be mean but climbing out of bronze is not impressive nor does it show what you're doing is good
>>33089 #>>33090 #
Anonymous
>>33088 #
I'M NOT SAYING IT'S GOOD.
I never say good. I'm saying it's working. There's an obsession with trying to learn from players that are better than you but you can't apply radiant level thought to a silver game.
>>33089 #
Yes because we didn't play for a week and I jumped from silver 1 to gold 2, you're carrying me, certainly. I don't have a positive winrate without you, I don't have impact when you're not in the game, I am wasting dozens of hours of my life on this game if you're nto around because I am a worthless human being and how dare I try and think I am doing something good when it doesn't mention you.
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Anonymous
>>33090 #
it would work better if you made good plays instead of bad ones
Anonymous
>>33086 #
>yes, if i aimed like a radiant player i would rank up, but i cannot aim that good, so what i'm doing is trying to break the monotony of default playing.
sure, you might not aim like a radiant player but having good crosshair placement (like good players do), even if you arent good at aiming beyond that afterwards, youre still further towards your goal than aiming at the floor
Anonymous
i bet if you gave a radiant player a controller so they have no mechanical skill they could climb entirely based off of decision making
at least to gold
>>33094 #
Anonymous
>>33093 #
theres a dude that climbed to ascendant (maybe immortal) playing with a pen and tablet
sure, he aims really well with it, but in the start it was all decision making
plenty of people who have gotten to diamond with shit like guitar hero controllers and stuff
>>33097 #
Anonymous
>>33090 #
>I am wasting dozens of hours of my life on this game
this is true for all of us anon
valorant is a shit game and not worth taking seriously (saying this as someone that took it mildly seriously)
Anonymous
>>33090 #
>I don't have a positive winrate without you, I don't have impact when you're not in the game, I am wasting dozens of hours of my life on this game if you're nto around because I am a worthless human being and how dare I try and think I am doing something good when it doesn't mention you.
youre going off the hinges, all Im saying is that just because youre planting deep and winning on haven, it doesnt mean that its the only factor leading you to victory and thats why you should continue doing it
Im saying that there are reasons why planting deep hell on haven is an objectively worse strategy, sure it might work, but there are better options that likely have or would have a higher impact in ~your games
you can make it with off-meta things but you also have to consider that you have four gpt-4 bots on your team who do not comprehend anything past the present second until that passes them by, they dont know the strategy or theorycrafting behind platning deep that you have had time to perfect and thusly wont perform as well as you will when you do it
>>33098 #
Anonymous
>>33094 #
for sure or that guy that got radiant shotgun only
Anonymous
>>33096 #
I don't believe it is the only reason I win on Haven, but clearly there must be something correct in what I'm doing generally on Haven. Multiple different things. Not just a plant spot on A. But a 66% winrate in over 20 games when I am the only constant must mean that I am doing something right on Haven. I feel like I have lost the site less with how I'm playing and planting for A. I know what I used to do and I think this works better. Given that I am the only person that has been in all my games, I think that has to count for something.

I am sorry for getting frustrated and annoyed. I want to enjoy the video game, and whilst I appreciate the advice, a lot of it is just misplaced at the minute. Like, is anyone here actually a significantly higher rank than me? We're all around the same level just talking shit.
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Anonymous
>>33089 #
>1000 tracker score
very nice anonie ive only had that once
>>33101 #
Anonymous
>>33086 #
>by planting like that, i prevent people sitting short and long, which is what i dont want.
>but I have climbed 2 and a half badge ranks in 2 weeks, so, uhh, i guess it must be fucking working.

>>33098 #
>I don't believe it is the only reason I win on Haven
No, but its a major selling point youre trying to drive home
You likely do a lot of other things well on haven that contribute to that 66%, but I doubt that planting deep is a major driving factor behind it
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>>33099 #
I dont think I belong in that elo which is probably why, I'm playing multiple ranks below what I should be when Im playing at the performance level of my "peak" games, though I cam an incredibly inconsistent player so I guess it evens out
Anonymous
>>33098 #
>is anyone here actually a significantly higher rank than me?
yeah I was about to say, that one amerineko is immortal in the present moment and whilst I dont have a high valo rank, I still have a high overall fps rank in stuff like CS, rainbow6 etc. the decision making transfers over
>>33104 #
Anonymous
>>33104 #
hey man if my enemies planted back site every round my winrate would be 100% yknow what im saying
Anonymous
its just tilting for players i've never played with to judge me for something they haven't seen :')
yet they dont see me at my best
>>33109 #
Anonymous
>get MVP
>best player on the team sends friend request
I'm on top of the world.....
Anonymous
>>33107 #
i dont need ta see it man

also how do you see map win% i must be blind
Anonymous
>>33113 #
i never plant only kill
Anonymous
I have also transitioned into a phoenix main (and a woman). I enjoy fucking up the flash throw and blinding my entire team. Win rate is SOARING
>>33117 #
Anonymous
>>33112 #
Only 7 games, statistically insignificant unlike my 23 on Haven. Unfortunately my title of Haven master will remain
>>33118 #
Anonymous
>>33115 #
yeah throwing phoenix flash around a corner but instead it somehow bounces into the wall and then out into your face again is hilarious
Anonymous
>>33116 #
hey man playing 23 games of val in a season is an L in itself
Anonymous
Yeah that reminds me of when I hit a nasty 1vs4 clutch on lotus whilst playing deadlock, the weakest agent.
Anonymous
yjk hes giggling right now thinking of his 1v4 (he pressed the instakill free kill button on deadlock)
>>33123 #
Anonymous
>>33122 #
Still took on 3 guys at once, something you would never do
Anonymous
editors note (not rewriting history): it was 15-0 round stats enemy team had 5 afks in spawn but one of them survived until the round ended as neko ran out of ammo
>>33125 #
Anonymous
>>33124 #
You're making me laugh too hard at 1am
Anonymous
i actually had a really good 1v5 on haven like a month ago but my recording software fugged up
>>33127 #
hey you can call me braggadocios but i aint a liar
Anonymous
Wow of course when I say something cool I did braggerneko has to be a liarneko and try to one up me.

>implying you can 1vs5 on haven when you plant default
>>33126 #
Anonymous
I remember that one time I challenged someone to a highscore kill-count duel on Battlebit and exclaimed that if I got the most kills then I would dedicate the honour to my tokfu and then I lost by literally one kill
its so fucking over I still seethe over that
>>33131 #
Anonymous
Yknow what? I am a decent Valorant player. I enjoy my agentfu deadlock. I win games and I'm not toxic. Most valorant players aren't like me
>>33130 #
Anonymous
>>33129 #
>and I'm not toxic
this is the reason why youre not climbing
if youre not toxic then youre not invested
>>33132 #
Anonymous
>>33130 #
I'm legit the nicest guy in every lobby. Always trying to defuse the situation and make everyone happy. It's because I'm mot confrontational
>>33135 #
Anonymous
>>33132 #
uh why don't you try defusing the SPIKE isntead
youd win more!
>>33137 #
Anonymous
>>33135 #
I can't defuse. The spike is planted under hell. It's impossible to retake sitw!
Anonymous
I bet if we had a nekochen valorant tournament I'd win. You're all a little too default brained to understand my high level tactics
>>33139 #
Anonymous
>>33138 #
-_-
>>33136 #
i will be LOUD and OBNOXIOUS as is my duty as an american citizen
Anonymous
to be fair, gold 3 is like top 35% - top 25% of the playerbase
>>33141 #
Anonymous
>>33140 #
I'd 1v1 you and win Fred
Anonymous
I bet if you all installed Rocket League Car Soccer game and 1v1d me you would ALL LOSE
yeah suck that, footballers
Anonymous
WoW he plays rocket league AND he's a redditor? Oh my science!
Anonymous
Riot will never allow me to reach level 20 because they know a full neko queue would be unstoppable....
>>33146 #
Anonymous
I have a hypothetical situation that totally didn't happen. So there's a deadlock and a raze. The raze is top frag because all they do is bait me every fucking round ahhhhhhhhh fuck you raze you're a master at that
>>33147 #
Anonymous
>>33144 #
riot hired the rothschilds to outsource labour to third world countries (england) to fill your lobbies with players who throw so you lose rounds and dont get good exp
Anonymous
>>33145 #
This hypothetical sounded really close to a scenario I had the other day but then you said
>raze is top frag
and realized it couldnt have been me
>>33148 #
Anonymous
>>33147 #
Yeah you're more of a bottom hahahahahqhqyqyqyqyqyqhahahagahagaha
Anonymous
if rank 1 best player world lineup larry Brim Sensei with his golden voice of 40 years of age whiskey and smoke afficionado plants default then I will also plant default
Anonymous
Deadlock is conformed a good agent because she has no lineups unlike
>>33152 #
stfu trans you play fallout new Vegas every day
Anonymous
deadlock confirmed trans? check germany news
>>33151 #
Anonymous
nuh uh?
i play pokemon go every day
I play pokemon go
Anonymous
I'm going in the bath now but before I go I do want to say I APpreciate the valorant discussion, especially about my plant spot on Haven A. I understand its unpopular, and I'm gonna adjust how I play A site a little.

I got a little frustrated as it felt like you guys were dogpiling me, but I can see you're aren't and you're trying to be helpful.

Better hope you don't run into me on Ranked Haven in the future, I'm unstoppable after I make a few tweaks aha. Seriously though valorant should be fun so don't get mad at it, just treat it like neko movie night and watch toks on your other monitor. That's an oldnekos joke!

Goodnight everyone
>>33157 #>>33158 #>>33159 #
Anonymous
fallout new vegas is a good game
that's my very controversial opinion
Anonymous
My controversial opinion (nekomin might ban me if I fail an 8ball shake) here on neko is that Ifucking hate valorant so fucking bad shit game valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike chad with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
Anonymous
>>33154 #
well you're stoppable 33% of the time statistically
Anonymous
>>33154 #
>Seriously though valorant should be fun so don't get mad at it
I dont play games to have fun, I play to rank up and win
I need to tryhard to do these things and when someone breaks and ruins something I try my best to create then I get angry at them and tell them theyre worthless little cretin sage players whom should not have been consumated by their parents
Anonymous
i cant wait for the holidays to be over bros life is so hectic rn
i need relief
>>33162 #
Anonymous
>>33161 #
I wish they were over as well but thats cus I actually enjoy going to class more than I enjoy sitting on my ass wasting hours doing nothing productive
>>33163 #
Anonymous
>>33162 #
are you at least with family anonie
enjoy this time as much as you can i wish i had winter break
>>33164 #>>33166 #
Anonymous
>>33163 #
yeah but I hate any and all celebrations and dont like receiving gifts so I despise holidays
At least we have good christmas food I guess :shrug:
>>33165 #
Anonymous
>>33164 #
>yeah but I hate any and all celebrations and dont like receiving gifts so I despise holidays
damn unlucky
do you at least like the warm glow of a christmas tree in the dark hours of the night
>>33168 #
Anonymous
>>33163 #
>winter break
winter break is more like 3 weeks between exams (I wont be studying so its a break) but like I said I genuinely enjoy sitting in class and learning random shit about the constitution more than I enjoy sitting on my ass opening the same 2 tiktok profiles every hour to see if there anything new
>>33167 #
Anonymous
>>33166 #
which two tiktok profiles
>>33168 #
such a devoted young man
devoted to his studies and his tokfu
an admirable gentleman
>>33168 #
Anonymous
>>33165 #
I dont leave my room
>>33167 #
tokfu main and tokfu alt (and tokfu twitter and tokfu insta but moreso just insta homepage to see if theres a new story but this I do on a much rarer basis)
>>33167 #
Anonymous
>devoted young man
>devoted to his studies and his tokfu
an obsessed young man* an ill young man* a jealous young man*
also I dont study ๐Ÿ˜ถ
Anonymous
life without a tokfu seems meandering
no path laid out for you
no way forward
>>33172 #
Anonymous
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>>33170 #
if I didnt feel an insurmountable societal pressure to mask and conform to the social contract, I would have had a mental breakdown long ago
>>33171 #
I cant remember life when I only casually perused ttg and had tokters. Ever since getting a fu? its all been downhill
>>33173 #
Anonymous
>>33172 #
i know stuff gets hard anon ive been there
actually when i was about your age i was in a similar boat and was severely depressed
i am now numb to my bad feelings and it's much easier to carry on so there is that to look forward to
>>33174 #
Anonymous
>>33173 #
I dont think Im depressed nor that anything is remotely hard, I just dont feel like I belong on this earth
I want to become a hermit and disappear into the woods. I frequently daydream about a world where I just estrange myself from my friends and become a loner, sitting in the corner of the lecture hall and then leaving, not talking to anyone
I enjoy talking to people but it doesnt feel like its worth it, I doubt I will ever find someone I can like and trust as much as myself which makes the entire pursuit feel fruitless
>>33176 #
Anonymous
>>33174 #
>I enjoy talking to people but it doesnt feel like its worth it
it's interesting i was just thinking about this the other day
my dad for instance loves talking to people
he can make long conversation with anyone anywhere and he seems to get a great deal of joy from it
whereas I CAN make conversation but when it's over i usually just feel worse off for having done it than i did previously
i wish i could tap into that same thing he has but idk maybe im broken
>>33177 #
Anonymous
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>>33176 #
yeah im the same except that my dad is also the loner wants-to-stick-with-his-pack phenotype
I could go out and talk to anyone, make friends with anyone or go out drinking with my friends but... I dont care
I do it anyways but I just feel like it strengthens the impeding allure of disappearing sooner or later
I posted this earlier but I genuinely think like this
>>33178 #
It would be nice to do but unfortunately my country is as big as california so it would be pointless
the nordic traveller equivalent is buying a farm in the upper midlands and being the only person in 2-3 square miles
>>33179 #>>33178 #
Anonymous
>>33177 #
that is a fantasy i also have a lot
i think about buying a van and roaming across the country living out of it
>>33177 #
Anonymous
>>33177 #
imagine trying to weather those cold nights without heat oh my lord
come to USA anon B)
>>33180 #
Anonymous
>>33179 #
>come to USA
I had that dream when I was younger, moving to NA and living in a place like canada or the midwest / mountain states on a small property surrounded by vast vast mountains and forests, just visiting the local town once in a while and hunting the rest of my food
likely will never be a realized dream but its nice to think about
It would be fun to go to the US on an exchange student program tho, maybe my personality type would fit better in an environment like the US than here
>>33181 #
Anonymous
>>33180 #
hmm i have a feeling we are similar beings and it's probably not much better from my experience but idk
>>33182 #
Anonymous
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>>33181 #
we always dream that the grass is greener on the other side
>same tokter
>same yt taste
>chentuubas
>many other things alike
>"i have a feeling we are similar beings"
I read it in the tea leaves
Kindred spirits separated by one (1) big pond
>>33183 #>>33184 #
Anonymous
>>33182 #
*Hey Soul Sister starts palying in the background*
Anonymous
>>33182 #
we can meet halfway in the middle of the atlantic anon and both meet a watery grave
>>33185 #
Anonymous
when i think about how big the atlantic ocean is i start to get scared
Anonymous
if you travel 30 feet per second it only takes a week to go from NJ to the UK,, thats doable
Anonymous
i bet i can run twice that fast im fast as FUCK
Anonymous
j-jesus sama...
Anonymous
>>33190 #
gn man i hope you feel better
i cant wait to drown to death!!!!!
>>33192 #
Anonymous
>>33191 #
I cant wait to fall asleep in 5 minutes (this is a bad thing, I want to be able to watch those 3 youtube vids that I really wanted to watch)
hope ur christmas is all right over there in your crazy warm temperature biome
>>33193 #
Anonymous
>>33192 #
i do wish i got snow for christmas it seems so kino but its aight
gnight anonie
Anonymous
>>33190 #
I just got out of the bath as you're going to sleep. Sweet dreams neko. I am manifesting a good week for you
>>33195 #>>33196 #
Anonymous
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snow is very funny, its crazy how theres snow here every. flippin'. winter. and the first week of it always causes a multitude of multiple-car accidents
I have shit luck and shit countrymen who somehow get surprised by the thing they see coming literally infront and above them. busses, trains, cars, trams, taxis, everything that could possibly be late is later
I wrote this a few days ago but 2 weeks ago it was like 15 F (googled it, 14 F. man im getting better at these conversions) and then the week after that it was like 55 F. cluster b bipolar weather, looking like no snow during christmas since it all thawed out in 2 days
>>33194 #
>I am manifesting a good week for you
I wish that I have a bad week so that I at least have a justification for being so negative
>>33197 #
thats the warmest its been in like 3 months ๐Ÿฅถ
>>33197 #
Anonymous
>>33195 #
>55 F
that's the coldest it has been all year so far for me lmao
>>33195 #
Anonymous
>>33196 #
Real long bath with bubbles, a honey scented shampoo bar and a podcast
>>33199 #
Anonymous
>>33199 #
I do be bathing like a dog in summer
Anonymous
>playin' well
>tiredness sets in
We weren't built for Valorant......only Japanese coke addicts were built to game
Anonymous
>its gonna be a christmas without snow
nvm its snowing hard now
Anonymous
nvm its not snowing anymore its already above freezing and turning the streets into the snow equivalent of mushy green peas
>>33204 #
sure im down
Anonymous
cut my toenails, nail off of my big toe was thicker than a snicker
Anonymous
cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort
>>33208 #
Anonymous
>>33207 #
-quote from man whos luxury hotel business is going downhill
>>33209 #
Anonymous
>>33208 #
He's definitely running (out of assets to liquidate) and he's crying
Anonymous
Stop - dont touch me there
This is my no-no square!
*dance break*
Stop! Dont touch me there
This is my no-no square!
Anonymous
I wanna ruin our friendshiiipppp
We should be lovers ins
wait nvm ive already written these lyrics
Anonymous
Could you find a way to let me down slowly?
A little sympathy I hope you can show me.
Anonymous
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Piercing on your lip it's perfect
Never seen another girl this perfect
Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler
You're so pretty
You're so popular
I just want to be your sweetheart
Fucking come here
Give me your heart <3
>>33216 #
Anonymous
>>33214 #
That's not how it goes.
Anonymous
>>33215 #
no it doesn't, i think you're just projecting your own womanly behaviour onto us straight cis male nekos
>>33218 #
Anonymous
>>33217 #
yeah whatever buddy im watching toks i cant hear u
Anonymous
check tab buddy
Anonymous
>>33221 #
Shrink ray, or she is in a house for giants.
Anonymous
stuart little-fu
Anonymous
its crazy to think that I know niggas that werent even born when that movie came out
>>33226 #
Anonymous
>>33225 #
it's a bit weird that at your age you know people born after 2002
Anonymous
Youre talking to me like a child
Hey I got news, Im not a little gi-irl
and I wont give you a little twi-irl
Youre talking to me like Im sad
Anonymous
ok real question
if plastic bottles leech chemicals into water making men estrogenized and feminine, is this the reason why women start their puberty earlier and earlier as compared to like 40 years ago (as opposed to like 100 years ago where the logical explanation could be that "oh, we have more resources now which means the body is all right with starting it earlier since it can sustain the extra calories needed for growth and shit")
>>33229 #>>33231 #
Anonymous
>>33228 #
Real answer, there's no way to really know because studies that would have to be conducted are else unethical or nobody thought about doing them before the whole leeching plastic into the water supply became a thing.
So basically the best answer you will ever get is "uhh, I dunno, maybe?"
>>33230 #
Anonymous
>>33228 #
>if plastic bottles leech chemicals into water making men estrogenized and feminine
this literally doesn't happen, so the rest of your question can be disregarded.
t. biology major
Anonymous
well I said plastic bottles leach _chemicals_ into the water and not _biologicals_ into the water so what do you know, weatherboy
Anonymous
just called up my chemology major friend and he also said they dont leech chemicals
>>33234 #
Anonymous
>>33233 #
ok then why do plastic bottles of water have a best before date, huh
>>33235 #
Anonymous
>>33234 #
they don't. owned again!
Anonymous
>Is bottled water good after best before date?
>Does Bottled Water Go Bad? Yes, but It Probably Won't Harm You. Bottled water can have an expiration date, though it's legal in the US to sell expired water. Bottled water's expiration date warns when leached chemicals will begin to affect the water's taste.
>>33237 #
Anonymous
>>33236 #
affect it's taste, but not what it does to you. owned again!
Anonymous
no but seriously if plastic water bottles leached dangerous chemicals people would've figured it out by now probably
Anonymous
bro they genuinely do, the expiration date on water bottles isnt for when it starts to leach chemicals into the water but when they reach harmful levels
Anonymous
are you being paid by the thermos industry or something, why are you so against our god given right to plastic bottles
Anonymous
also only women drink out of thermoses I drink out of my two hands as god intended
Anonymous
i own a thermos
Anonymous
woman alert woman alert theres a woman on nekochen
Anonymous
meguTV be like:
heres a boni

thankjs
Anonymous
i just opened megutv and it's ll cosplaying toph from ATLA.
why did you lie? there's no boni. it's a friggin chip now. i hate chip.
Anonymous
>he fell for the oldest trick in the book
newneko exposed
Anonymous
dont call me a new neko im an old neko
Anonymous
an old newneko?
Anonymous
im old but im not that old
im young but im not that young
Anonymous
gonna play some valorant today! wish me luck :D
>>33254 #
Anonymous
>>33253 #
we don't do this here
Anonymous
>get into a game
>guy is afk for first round
>we vote to remake
>"guy" has returned from afk seconds after the vote passes
we won the first round as well
Anonymous
boom boom boom boom
i want you in my room
Anonymous
boom boom boom boom
I wanna double boom
Anonymous
in 10 minutes I will be watching >>33204 # on nekotube.
will you join me? we shall find out. get yourself a drink, a sandwich and a box of 48 donuts and settle in
Anonymous
yes
Anonymous
Coming to an IMAX near you -
Walk, with Ryan Gosling
Anonymous
i know 2 trans people, both are really bad at even tiny commitments like responding to messages or showing up to something planned in advance. yet both are ready to commit to permanently changing their gender. ironic
>>33267 #>>33335 #
Anonymous
>>33266 #
you should prepare and practice good ranked etiquette by watching the master at work >>33269 #
Anonymous
>>33267 #
nwordiamtheonewhododgesmuseums
Anonymous
ive been afraid of sleeping naked almost my entire life, ever since I read on some website that if you do you could get testicular torsion
Anonymous
i slept in pjs basically daily and i got testicular torsion when was 16. only started sleeping naked when i was like 20.
Anonymous
>The 18-year-old Rockstar Games hacker who leaked GTA 6 has been sentenced to live in a hospital prison until he's no longer a threat.
>>33275 #
Anonymous
>>33274 #
who was in the wrong here?
Anonymous
#autobahn
BANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
Anonymous
>>33266 #
3 games later halfway through lvl 16

this is literally impossible. the closer you get the slower you seem to progress.....I refuse to believe tokfus have this attention span
>>33281 #>>33283 #>>33284 #
Anonymous
>>33280 #
they just play like 1 game of swiftplay every 2 weeks, no tokfus actually play ranked
Anonymous
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Bitch, shake that ass or kick rocks
Fuck a situationship I'm tryna see that box
Saw on her tinder said she likes long walks
Running through these hoes like santa claus
Anonymous
>>33280 #
you get like 500 exp for playing a game of swiftplay and winning, thats 10 games just to level up once
all your exp comes from the daily checkpoints
>>33291 #
Anonymous
>tokfu put up an insta-story about how a wig she ordered got cancelled
>said she'd be able to cosplay it before christmas if someone bought it for her today
naurrr she's getting way too beggy now, she even took the story down 2 hours later
>>33286 #
Anonymous
>>33286 #
>someone bought it
doubtful because i didnt buy it + she's not got any other loyal paypigs
Anonymous
or so you think
theres a new buck in town
>>33289 #
Anonymous
>>33288 #
he can have her, she's a patreon ho now, i am no longer posting her
Anonymous
>>33283 #
Isn't it based on AP (tm) rather than XP? i.e. purely based on time spent in game + a little bonus for winning and a bigger bonus for first win of da day
>>33292 #>>33293 #
Anonymous
>>33291 #
AP XP same shit different colour
yes thats how it works but after your first win of the day is up, all the ap youre getting is from daily checkpoints, after those are expended youre stuck getting shit returns for your time and which is why I said that youll have to play like 4 hours per day for 2-3 weeks straight to hit 20
>>33294 #
Anonymous
>>33291 #
>based on AP
valorant buckles under the wait of the acid poster
Anonymous
>>33292 #
But do daily checkpoints count? I was assuming they were just xp
>>33295 #
Anonymous
>>33295 #
Interesting....today's daily is 6 more games, 30 more headshots and 17 more rounds......

>>33297 #
I didn't know they were separate
>>33297 #
Anonymous
>>33296 #
those are not checkpoints
i said the word checkpoints multiple times for you to notice im talking about the checkpoints
>>33296 #
Anonymous
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these, there are 4 sides per thing and there are 4 of them
you get 1 per round won in unrated, comp and swiftplay, 2 per game in the other shit modes
>>33300 #
Anonymous
>>33298 #
Oh I have all 4. Back to the endless grind it is.....
Anonymous
new losertok is good
Anonymous
>>33230 #
Then you remember it all and can form your own conclusions, what's more you can extrapolate quite a bit from the data you possess
Anonymous
>File too large
Anonymous
yeah u cant upload pics of AP_____ here
>>33307 #
Anonymous
>>33306 #
deadass gonna throw hands for you chatting wet about me mad time on neko you wasteman bumpercaaaaaart
Anonymous
you slap like a wet noodle
>>33309 #
Anonymous
>>33308 #
battyboy can't stop thinking about mandem's wet noodle, im creasing
Anonymous
no i dont wanna be fat
>>33312 #
Anonymous
>>33311 #
these are low fat donuts
Anonymous
calories are calories
Anonymous
not true, if you dont count them, they dont count.
Anonymous
im not a fatty so that makes no sense to em
Anonymous
>not a fatty
neko is a site for fattys, sorry bonelord, you're banned
>>33323 #
Anonymous
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah idk
Anonymous
i can hear your bones cracking as you type, you lack the healthy mass needed to dampen them
Anonymous
i hear the waves when I go on neko, the sloshing of the waves
Anonymous
lvl 17....that's enough for tonight I think
Anonymous
dont forget to clock in for another shift tomorrow
Anonymous
>>33316 #
>neko is a site for fattys
I am sorry neko, I am low bf too. I do not think most of the nekos are of massive posture.
Anonymous
if you count fatneko by his weight then he makes up half the site and is thus almost the majority
>>33325 #
Anonymous
>>33324 #
That depends on how much he weighs though. I'm quite tall and at almost 80 kilos.
>>33334 #
Anonymous
>>33326 #
she says she drinks coffee
this is a 10 out of 10 in swedenland
Anonymous
>>33325 #
You almost way as much as me
Anonymous
>>33265 #
you know what I've noticed?
the worst drivers on the road, by far, are people with disabled tags on their rear-view
are disabled people just worse?
Anonymous
>>33277 #
this reminds me of another tok...
Anonymous
so what's up guys haha
g-guys?
>>33342 #
Anonymous
im writing an exam right now
teach gave us 7 hours to write 1400 words so Im super aloof and not really working because I have almost 6 hours left
>>33339 #
Anonymous
>>33342 #
we are prepping ourselves for today's shift of valorant unranked with our newly purchased agent skye
Anonymous
>he's a skye main
welcome to the club buddy, she is the best girl
Anonymous
Deadlock clears Skye unfortunately.
>cuter
>better accent
>higher skill ceiling
>bigger cock
>>33347 #
Anonymous
>he doesn't main harbor
you will NEVER make it in competitive
Anonymous
>>33345 #
this neko has a thermos and plays games for transfolx
Anonymous
im sitting here comfy with my thermos full of boba, wearing my programmer socks and about to play valorant as my fav agent skye!!!!
Anonymous
was wondering why the fuck i couldnt download a funny tok until I put a "pause" in my batch command
>raise HTTPError(http_error_msg, response=self)
>requests.exceptions.HTTPError: 502 Server Error: Bad Gateway for url: https://tikwm.com/api/
I go to check out tikwm
shits down
its over
Anonymous
exam done now to sit on my ass for 18 days, go to class and then sit on my ass for another 20 days
>>33351 #
Anonymous
>>33350 #
poggers, did you win?? hope you passed it neko :D
Anonymous
it wont be graded (I am stuck in the first circle of hell, forced to write exams for the adjudicators enjoyment)
Anonymous
>winning our valorant game
>our top frag phoenix just decides to afk in spawn for 3 rounds
>do an epic 1vs4 clutch to bring it to overtime
>he just afks for 2 rounds in overtime
>they win
based i love the french i love the french i love the french
Anonymous
>>33354 #
remy doesn't even remember you frenchy, whereas HE thinks about me daily.
Anonymous
wheres ur goodnight, huh?
yeah didnt think so buddy
>>33357 #
Anonymous
>>33356 #
i get one every single day over skype
Anonymous
and yet he cannot prove a single piece of evidence of such a thing existing
Anonymous
because i made it the fuck up
Anonymous
yeah copenhagen and seethenburg as usual
abbles knows the french rule these lands
Anonymous
do i
1: play more valorant
2: play another game and not hate my life

#d2 (2)
Anonymous
play another game (of valorant)
Anonymous
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btw this is my valorant profile. my rating is pretty low this act, im trying to grind it higher :/
Anonymous
thats kotobro, check the profile hes a jett player and kotobro said he plays jett (clinically proven)
>>33366 #
Anonymous
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>>33365 #
he has 203 competitive WINS this act, yet i look at his career and he barely plays comp?
i have 84 wins this act and i've pretty much no lifed this game. how does he have 2.5x the wins i have and yet no games in his match history? he must play like 18 hours a day fr fr
Anonymous
its called playing decay
you'd know what that was if you were high rank in any game that has ever existed (excluding super auto pet battlers)
>>33368 #
Anonymous
>>33367 #
>playing decay
i feel like you're just writing a term that isn't at all relevant to what i said but you're trying to sound smart. i understand he gains less RR because he's a higher rank, but that doesn't explain how he's played so many ranked games this act unless he's playing the game 18 hours a day.
Anonymous
thats not what playing decay means
Anonymous
i googled "playing decay" and it doesn't exist. are you talking about rank decay bro? playing decay is some shit you made up.
Anonymous
yeah rank decay doesnt exist in valorant i checked it but its basically the same thing
playing decay (in games that have rank decay) means that youre playing just 1-2 games a week after you get to high rank to stop your rank from decaying
in a game that doesnt have rank decay (like valorant) playing decay basically just means that if youre already rank 1 then you only play as much as you need to stop people from overtaking you since its always an uphill battle, grinding too much when therres no need for it means you risk losing matches and losing rank 1 (and ruining your mmr meaning its even harder to get back rank 1 after it) so you only play 1-2 games now and then to maintain ur top status
>>33372 #>>33373 #
Anonymous
>>33371 #
>yeah rank decay doesnt exist in valorant
so why are you yapping about it
Anonymous
>>33371 #
why are you explaining something completely unrelated to what im talking about
Anonymous
>why does this guy not play many comp games
gives explanation to why he doesnt play many comp games
>but uuh unrelated
Anonymous
the active question in my post was how can he have 203 wins if he barely plays comp, the reasoning being he must'ved played an insane amount of comp earlier in the act.
Anonymous
he doesnt have a 50% wr wasting a lot of time on losses, he likely has a gigahigh wr% and also just grinds the fuck out of the game because he gets paid to do it
>>33377 #
Anonymous
>>33376 #
>he doesnt have a 50% wr
neither do i, owned again! check haven win%
Anonymous
one of ya are closer to 50% and it sure aint him
Anonymous
>it sure aint him
>synched [2/7]
yeah im sure there are currently 3 people typing messages and you aren't just astro turfing yourself
Anonymous
der context-not-understandingheimerafgegungen
>>33381 #
Anonymous
>>33380 #
is this you responding as yourself, or you responding as the concerned citizen defending you?
Anonymous
dont get too heated again lil guy its not a dogpile
Anonymous
you literally are faking a dogpile by posting pretending to be other people because nobody will dog pile for you
Anonymous
>it sure aint him
>referring to the guy who is rank 1 on the leaderboards
>meaning you are closer to 50% wr than him
>him again referring to the guy who is on the leaderboards
did you eat glue in school or what
>>33385 #
Anonymous
>>33384 #
oh i thought you were saying YOUR winrate is higher than mine. yeah obviously the guy hacking to get #1 has a higher winrate than me bro, stop sucking his dick he wont carry you out of silver.
Anonymous
you have some kind of persecution paranoia
Anonymous
it would go away if you stopped persecuting me
Anonymous
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i looked at his map winrate on tracker and he's got a 68% on haven, i concede
and a 67% winrate overall in 300 comp games, which sounds crazy. isn't he also playing against top ranked players?
Anonymous
>dude does a misplay
>girl (bottom frag but cute voice) in team says "dude im sorry but thats getting clipped"
its so over for him and she did kissey noises to me so u can say im half in
>>33390 #
Anonymous
>>33389 #
>bottom frag but cute voice
probably fat, it's over
Anonymous
i know fatties, i can tell how fat they are from their voices, i can tell if they have glasses
she is dutch and cute
Anonymous
I said cute btw dont forget that part, cant be clover
>>33394 #
Anonymous
>>33393 #
naaaaaauuuurrrr clov3r is cute
Anonymous
>4-10 game
>4 people vote to surrender and 1 person hostage
>i start buying sheriff and rushing site every round, judge when I have money for it
>we start coming back, 11-11
>lose round, turn it into overtime
>13-13 overtime, vote to continue
>15-13 ez clappers
i trolled half the game and still ended third highest cr
Anonymous
numbers schizo is back
Anonymous
that one celeste game came up on my fyp
imagine my surprise when the facecam was of an mtf and the voiceover was an imitation of a womans voice
Anonymous
celeste isnt a trans game, thats a meme
Anonymous
googoo the developer of celeste
Anonymous
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>Madeline Stephanie Thorson (born 18 March 1988; formerly known as Matt Thorson)
imagine being trans but your lastname is thorSON. literally deadgendering you for life.
>>33467 #
Anonymous
naurrrrrrrrr
Anonymous
she's kinda cute!
Anonymous
chaser
Anonymous
>Thorson is transgender[20] and uses she/her pronouns.[1][21] By around 2020, she had adopted the name Maddy Thorson.[22] In the Farewell DLC to the game Celeste, the final cutscene shows the character Madeline in her room with a rainbow flag and trans pride flag. Thorson later confirmed that Madeline was trans in a blog post which also reflected on her own coming to terms with her gender identity.[20]

literally named her trans name after the character from celeste, then in a dlc put a trans flag in said character's room. do transfolk know no bounds? will they always seek to corrupt everything to trans ideology?
Anonymous
celese isnt a trans game, thats a meme
Anonymous
maybe it was made by a trans woman but it's still a good game
Anonymous
it smells like stainless steel in the thread all of a sudden
Anonymous
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Go home, Go home schizo
To her you're just a number on the screen
No matter how much you donate, she'll never ever be your mate
She's profiting from all your lonely souls

Oh, even if its all a lie
I want to keep my dream alive
even if i know its all a show my love is real
my love is real

But that wont ever stop me (Wont ever stop me)
I'm gonna love her like I always do (Like I always do)
And thou she'll never say It back I'll tell her I love you
I love you

Go home, Go home schizo
If you stay then all you'll feel is pain (All you'll feel is pain)
Whenever she says I love you, theres someone else she's talking to
She never ever even know your name.
>>33412 #
Anonymous
trans music
Anonymous
>>33410 #
>To her you're just a number on the screen
and numbers are always out to get you...

ponder it, for a moment, and you will see
Anonymous
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There's always a number that'll make you feel bad about yourself
You try to measure up
Try to measure up to somebody else
Numbers are out to get you
Numbers are out to get you
Numbers, ooh

They say that you're too short to join the team
And your IQ's too low for poetry
Numbers are out to get you
Numbers are out to get you
Numbers, ooh
Anonymous
the weezer song is legitimately a trans song but "Go Home, Schizo" is great and anti-trans because it's about an anime vtuber
Anonymous
I'm in my plucky low confidence but cute anime boy sidekick era.
Anonymous
>>33418 #
hope you had to pay thousands to see this neko. i refuse to believe nora would become a whore for anything less than millions
Anonymous
>two german kids screaming nigger in voice chat from round 2
>both get chatbanned mid game
unlucky!
>>33423 #
Anonymous
>>33422 #
wow you reported them?
Anonymous
I only reported the chamber (2nd guy to get banned) because I saw jett get banned and I thought it would be funny to provocate them after both of them were banned
>>33425 #
Anonymous
level 18.....a slight glow on the horizon.......
>>33427 #
Anonymous
>>33426 #
Well, it's been winter solstice today so the days will get longer now
Anonymous
>7 RR away from plat 1
>get ascent, my favourite map
>team has 3 germans who insta-lock duelists and always go to the site opposite to the bomb
>they're homerphobic and toxic in all chat
why are they on london it's not fair
>>33429 #
Anonymous
>>33430 #
Guess we'll never find out. I'm free. I have my life back.
>>33432 #
Anonymous
>>33431 #
You can never have it back. The Valorant stared back at you.
>>33433 #
Anonymous
>finally reach level 20
>all the other nekos have given up
Anonymous
>>33433 #
You've searched the realms of Valorant and found yourself platless, but sometimes there is a heavy price for such exploration. It's been paid now.
Anonymous
1 hour since i uninstalled valorant. the shaking in my hands won't stop. i keep flicking my right hand and pressing down extremely hard with my pointer finger. i reflexly imagine i'm pressing Q and start to shout "HE'S ONE HP HE'S ONE HP"
Anonymous
just click ur mouse buttons softer and the shaking stops
>>33440 #
Anonymous
>>33439 #
neko it's an assault rifle, you have to yank the trigger to fire. im just roleplaying
Anonymous
>ass (yap session) rifle
wtf gay?
Anonymous
>>33418 #
damn she really hit the genetic lottery
all that plus nice small nips and a perfect pussy that's crazy
Anonymous
>genetic lottery
>0 (zero) breasts
>>33450 #
Anonymous
>>33448 #
You're clearly mistaken
Anonymous
>>33445 #
they are shapely and that's all that matters
>>33446 #
we ALL have blue eyes anon
Anonymous
>>33452 #
they ought to give her a paycheck for helping out their PR campaign
Anonymous
>>33453 #
Added context: he commented this under a video titled "Bonbibonkers best of tiktok compilation (1 hour)"
Anonymous
>set alarm for 9:09 am
>wake up
>think "wtf alarm hasnt sounded yet?
>9:06 am
useless alarm
Anonymous
>new tok
>hd is half a gigabyte large
holy
>>33458 #
Anonymous
>>33457 #
Oh, you're talking about "Super tutorial (ne verdade nao) de maquiagem", it's still converting to hevc for me since like 5 minutes ago.
Anonymous
>converting to hevc
what?
>>33460 #
Anonymous
>>33459 #
*From hevc, my bad. Also it took 5 tries for me to complete the download
Anonymous
my script has a 4 sec retry, if no data is downloaded in 4 secs it just cancels and i figured "yeah half a gig with no 4 second long pause? not happening" and downloaded it manually
Anonymous
I kind of trust requests to handle whatever has to be downloaded, but also I did not expect for anyone to upload that huge of a tok. Boni is breaking new ground.
Also it's still around 200 megs after conversion lol
Anonymous
Had a nightmare that I got Breeze 6 times in a row
Anonymous
sounds like heaven tbh
>>33465 #
Anonymous
>>33464 #
No no, haven is a different map neko.
Anonymous
>>33401 #
He was fairly handsome for a man. Shouldnt have ruined his looks. But apparently therapists dont tell the mentally ill they are mentally ill now.
Anonymous
>>33468 #
Crunched (bitrate), or low bitrate, I was referring to some of the toks I have being very low quality
Anonymous
ah
also why is your funky .webm
>>33471 #
Anonymous
>>33470 #
That's the original format I've got it in, if it wasn't for some people I would post the source but for now I'll keep it hidden.
Anonymous
fair, understandable
Anonymous
i wish this dead board a merry ass christmas to errybody ong frfr
>>33474 #>>33490 #
Anonymous
hate christmas time because extended family always comes over and i have to go out of my way to avoid them
Anonymous
just got around to watching the posy video that was released 3 weeks ago
best video yet perhaps
Anonymous
gonna throw a fit cus theres only 2/6 but two posts that are pretending to be from different people
Anonymous
the last 6 posts have all been one indiviudal.
Anonymous
my stats class assignment is due in 3 weeks and i basically attended 2 of the 12 lectures (they're all online and recorded), how many days should i wait before i start working on it #d20 (15)
Anonymous
>>33473 #
And a merry chrimbo to you and and all the other nekos :)
>>33491 #
Anonymous
>>33491 #
You're driving a hard bargain... But sure, let him have a merry christmas too.
Anonymous
i wonder if brandon is locked up or not
Anonymous
Probably he already is.
Anonymous
merry christmas brandon
merry christmas RAD
merry christmas athenaposter
merry christmas bubswigger
merry christmas chipposter
Anonymous
there were only 5 namefags that i remember
brandon, rad, ap, bingo and bubsnigger
>>33502 #
Anonymous
>>33501 #
im so happy that of those 5, we only have 1 of them here. imagine neko if any of those namefags except for bingo showed up. especially ap. i HATE that guy.
Anonymous
>only have one of them
eehhh...
Anonymous
yeah i also HATE that guy, I heard he broke rule 2
Anonymous
Ah welp, can't be loved by everybody
Anonymous
>>33505 #
I have seen it before but I do not know what it means. I guess no merriness for me ;_;
>>33508 #
Anonymous
>>33507 #
i'll tell you, but only you. no other neko is allowed to look behind this spoilered text, okay? nobody but >>33507 #

the meaning of the image is "herd" it's a drawing of a "herd" from skribl.io
>>33509 #
Anonymous
>>33508 #
Oh, I'm really bad at those games so I have not partaken when you guys hosted them :(
Anonymous
hey nekos, merry christmas
TYKCK-K2WJK-N7H6W
>>33511 #
Anonymous
but wait, there's more. have a very merry christmas
XNETJ-ZM49J-7Q2F3
>>33511 #
Anonymous
>>33511 #
oh i didnt buy these keys, i just saw them on a thread
Anonymous
>posting expended keys
kinda scummy
>>33515 #
Anonymous
>>33514 #
they aren't expended, the first one worked for me but it's already in my account so it didnt activate
Anonymous
It's a christmas miracle!
Anonymous
>>33484 #
this is so fucking cute maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn i want kids
Anonymous
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I kinda forgot but I've made a Zur edit long time ago, it's kinda bad but since there's a Zur poster here might as well post it.
>>33520 #>>33524 #
Anonymous
>>33520 #
not him but its some remix of Twenty One Pilots - Heathens
>>33522 #
Anonymous
>>33524 #
You should, I cannot be the one to have made an only edit for Zu here ;)
>>33525 #
No problem. Kinda unrelated but I do edit to songs that are good (for me) most of the time so it's not that tiktok effect where you look up the song and only the part that is in the tok is good.
>>33528 #>>33529 #
Anonymous
ive done both, edits with parts of songs I enjoy and edits that just follow a sort of trend
Anonymous
>>33526 #
>it's not that tiktok effect where you look up the song and only the part that is in the tok is good.
iktf, looking up a song from some tiktok vid and on youtube its mostly the "good" part on loop
>>33531 #
Anonymous
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>>33526 #
unfortunately at the minute all my creative brainpower is dedicated towards noemi, making genius edits like this one (it took me 90 seconds to make, i used a capcut template)
>>33531 #
Anonymous
ive seen that a few times
Anonymous
>>33528 #
Most of my edits came from being inspired by the song, I still have affinity for tokkers but it really is the music I listen to that gets my creative mojo going on. That wouldn't work with a song that just has like 30 seconds part that's listenable to.
>>33529 #
Ohhh, that's why the framing was... Let's say peculiar :)
>>33533 #
Anonymous
kids these days have skibadi toilet
back in my day we had skibadi skibadanger
Anonymous
>>33531 #
> but it really is the music I listen to that gets my creative mojo going on
ofc, music is for the soul, i sometimes can't do jack shit without something catchy playing in the background, or pretty much anything that stimulates me in a boring af day
you got any other cool edits?
>>33542 #
Anonymous
>nearly december
>still not level 20
its over.....
Anonymous
NEKO IT'S DECEMBER 24TH ALREADY
Anonymous
2rth
Anonymous
23th
Anonymous
he may contain the urge to run away but hold him down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks
>>33547 #
Anonymous
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>>33533 #
It kind of feels like spoiling the fun (for mysterious reasons I won't mention yet) but since you asked, I've made this and also same edits for himeprince and one of bonbi but I don't know if I should post it.
This one is pretty much a carbon copy of an edit that was posted back then though.
>>33543 #
Anonymous
>>33542 #
Looks gud, sorry if it bothers you but i may ask once again, song name?
also do not feel too bothered for the bonbi edit, if ya dont wanna post it then don't easy peasy
>>33544 #
thnks matey
>>33544 #
Anonymous
>>33543 #
Lmao dw, I'm up to give you the sources anytime. Lemme look.
I remember now, that one is going to be a little harder to give you an exact source, it's [YouTube] ??? but I slowed it down myself in audacity :(
>>33543 #>>33545 #
Anonymous
>>33544 #
>Carly Rae Jepsen
that's a name i haven't heard in a while lol, only song i've know of her(up until now) was yknow, "call me maybe"
lemme check this one
Anonymous
I'd make more edits but my music taste is a little too esoteric for neko. I've seen the stuff you guys post here, and the sort of stuff I'd edit too is way too niche and /mu/core
>>33547 #>>33549 #
Anonymous
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>>33541 #
I forgot now twice in a row but I really like this song, it's very good.
>>33546 #
That's defeatist talk, if the song is good for you the edit will speak for itself. If I found a song that would mesh with me by making me imagine a good edit and was niche I would edit to it anyway.
>>33550 #
Anonymous
carly rae jepson - emotion is a neko endorsed pop album
Anonymous
>>33546 #
>the sort of stuff I'd edit too is way too niche and /mu/core
Any tokfu edits with neutral milk hotel?
Anonymous
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>>33550 #
Lmao that's insane, somebody made a bonbi edit based on mine. Or it's a big coincidence they've used the same song. I haven't seen this one anyway and I've been on top of edits back then
Oh yeah, the source for the east of eden song is [YouTube] ??? I think.
>>33558 #
Anonymous
>>33550 #
ion care what the other meanie nekos gonna say, this is a good ass edit imo
>>33553 #
Anonymous
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>>33552 #
Okay, f it, I'll post it. Song is [YouTube] ???

For all the nekos that want to edit, it's easy for me to post all of those now but most of those took a considerable while to do back then, especially if you factor in that I've had to learn everything from scratch. So do not feel discouraged or anything.
>>33554 #
Anonymous
>>33553 #
why were you so hesitant about posting this lol, this edit aint bad tbh
Im gotta be honest, you're the only kind one here for me, so imma give you a song link back, consider it a cheap xmas gift neko
[YouTube] ???
>>33555 #>>33557 #
Anonymous
>>33554 #
It's about the subject not the edit, I'm not proud of making those after what she did and she is kind of persona non grata for me now. Especially since some of the motivation to learn to edit I've had back then was because of her
>>33556 #
Anonymous
>>33555 #
That is understandable, but the tainted past is the past, just leave it all behind and keep making edits of better tokkers
>>33557 #
Anonymous
>>33554 #
A very nice gift neko, I appreciate it.
>>33556 #
>leave it all behind and keep making edits of better tokkers
Yea I did, just seeing it again made me remember, it is inconsequential now though. Thankfully I was never a diehard bonbi fan because then I would probably do something more drastic (like purging it from the internet) than just be hesitant with posting it.
I will try to edit in my spare time though for sure, I feel like I can do it now since my life has stabilized a bit and I have the time.
>>33559 #
Anonymous
>>33551 #
>east of eden song
i didnt know zella day had other music
i heard this song like 4 years ago and its the only one i know of theirs [YouTube] ???
>>33560 #
Anonymous
>>33557 #
And i appreciate you liked it neko!
> I feel like I can do it now since my life has stabilized a bit and I have the time.
tis good tis good, btw you using capcut or other software for edits? like kden-live etc etc
>>33560 #
Anonymous
>>33558 #
>i didnt know zella day had other music
It's quite funny that by just being somewhere particular in different times we've got to know singular different songs of same artists. I've never heard this one for example.
>>33559 #
All of it was made in vegas, it's really very easy to dabble in (well maybe except for wrapping my head around cropping, which should be easy and it isn't) and it's quite powerful for what I would say is "traditional editing", as in not overproducing too much.
And before you ask, I've pirated it, I ain't paying 500$ for a side project software lmao.
>>33561 #
Anonymous
>>33560 #
>very easy to dabble in (well maybe except for wrapping my head around cropping
I tried to crop a video in after effects the other day and it proved so incredibly strange that I couldnt manage to do what I wanted and I ended up booting up another program just to do it
>>33562 #
Anonymous
>>33561 #
I don't remember now if it's similar in adobe since it's been many years since I've booted that up, but if it's anything like vegas it's just... unwieldy at first. I can understand why it is the way it is but it makes it very hard to create shitposty stuff.
Anonymous
just cropping as a singular task was easy in ae, or at least creating a clipping mask that cuts everything else out but when you also want to export in the new dimensions it was way to weird
Anonymous
>>33566 #
The neko series night, it's a kind saying to mean that you should take your time, no hard feelings
>>33568 #
Anonymous
>>33567 #
take my time doing what? dont rush what? i have no clue what youre on about
>>33569 #
Anonymous
>>33569 #
it is and its on right now but he audio is delayed so i have to fix that
>>33569 #
Anonymous
back
atlanta starts again in 5 minutes
>>33581 #
Anonymous
1 day free from valorant, the brain fog has left me, i went to the gym, my entire life seems full of possibilities, pretty sure i can also levitate now if i think about it hard enough.
Anonymous
>i went to the gym
dont believe this part
>>33577 #
Anonymous
>>33576 #
im not gonna pretend i was there for like 2 hours and i worked out every muscle known to man but i saw >>33571 # and i thought yeah i can go to the gym right now and i did
Anonymous
you being able to levitate is more likely
Anonymous
negative neko, i am free from your lies, the exhaustion in my body from my workout makes me too tired to respond angrily
Anonymous
Back for more super sayian looking ass shit.
Anonymous
>>33573 #
That was a codeword for you can play just in case.
Anonymous
enough about koto....I made that bitch famous
>>33584 #
Anonymous
>>33585 #
last one i saw was like 2 weeks ago i dont go there enough to catch them all
Anonymous
post one of them
Anonymous
sorry buddy i didnt save em i dont save anything related to tokkares anymore
Anonymous
then what are you pleading for? him to stop posting?
Anonymous
i just want him to post more so i can see em
>>33592 #
Anonymous
>>33591 #
why would you want him to post more kotos to see em? em is a different tokker
>>33594 #
Anonymous
liarneko (did not go to the gym, verified) is doing one of his funny jokes again
Anonymous
>>33592 #
that's very funny anon hahah can i kiss you
Anonymous
i can prove i went to the gym because i took a selfie in the gym
Anonymous
post it and i better be able to see your dick print
>>33597 #
Anonymous
im not gonna sift through their threads to find rare kotos so oh well, they might as well dont exist
>>33601 #
Anonymous
liarneko (he does want to see my dick print)
Anonymous
>>33598 #
i think it's chile anon that posts them hes posted before about getting into her private instas
too much work for this neko
Anonymous
the chilean, wasnt he one of brandons pedo friends?
>>33603 #
Anonymous
>>33602 #
yeah they are (or were) besties
Anonymous
>>33606 #
yeah but if you tell me the truth and i dont like i'll just say "lmao nice projection" and move on with my day
Anonymous
hes setting up a joke to where whatever you reply hes gonna say that
Anonymous
lmao nice projection
Anonymous
imma say it anyway
you are low self esteem and you see them as easier to obtain/hold onto/manipulate
>>33611 #
Anonymous
>>33610 #
the manipulate bit is cringe, i dont manipulate people, but yeah the rest of it tracks, i am fairly low self esteem which is crazy because i'm 5'8 and look like ryan gosling
>>33612 #
Anonymous
>>33612 #
that must be someone else
Anonymous
do bittons still say their heights in feet and inches or were you just translating for me since im a burger
>>33615 #
Anonymous
>>33614 #
i prefer to use cm because it makes me sound taller ๐Ÿฅฐ
174cm :)
Anonymous
they use feet and inches, stone, miles
its so gay
>>33617 #
Anonymous
>>33616 #
literally nobody uses stone mate. every fucking scales you stand on defaults to kg
>>33625 #
Anonymous
like why is stone a thing in england but NOT the US
surely it wasnt adopted after euros headed west
>>33619 #
Anonymous
>>33618 #
it's called imperial buddy because it was invented by the imperial crown
>>33620 #
Anonymous
>>33619 #
i think you are misunderstanding my point there
Anonymous
stone is just 14 pounds? and americans weigh in pounds right? so it was half-adopted
>>33622 #
Anonymous
>>33621 #
i looked it up it's because ingerland didn't adopt stone as a measurement until the 1800's
Anonymous
a keelogram of steel or a keelogram of fawtears
Anonymous
>>33617 #
I am british and I use stone
Anonymous
biweekly means every two weeks as well
>>33629 #
Anonymous
this. semiweekly means twice a week.......
>>33629 #
and apparently when neko thinks of a comeback he does it semi weakly.....
Anonymous
>>33627 #
you sure know a lot about things starting with "bi" huh rainbow
>>33628 #
Anonymous
nekos from sussex when you slightly misuse the suffix bi-
๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ
>>33632 #
Anonymous
>it literally means every 2 weeks or twice a week
thats why it's a dumb word. use fortnitely or semiweekly, lets abandon the word biweekly. make 2024 the year where we say bye bye to the bi
Anonymous
>>33630 #
>nekos from sussex when you slightly misuse the suffix bi-
>๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ
im not sure which specific anon you're referring too but i did play valorant with an anon that corrected me on something but was actually wrong about it
>>33634 #
Anonymous
>want to play valorant before dinner
>match would take too long unless we dominate/throw

interesting predicament
Anonymous
>>33632 #
i played valorant with an anon a lot recently and he's not from sussex and im not from sussex, so i hope that clears things up for you
>>33636 #
Anonymous
I've been to sussex
Anonymous
>>33634 #
it kinda does but it doesnt really matter
Anonymous
hehehe.... sus sex
Anonymous
>want to play valorant
>i uninstalled all 2.2 TB of the game last night
>won't ever install it again
Anonymous
its not 2.2 tb
Anonymous
see
>>33429 #
it's not 2.2 TB, it's 2.6
Anonymous
its like 360 GB
Anonymous
actually divide that by 10
Anonymous
i dont know why when i went to uninstall it it said 2.6 TB, I don't even have an SSD that big to install it on, it clearly wasn't true. maybe it saved every time i hit an epic 1vs4 clutch on lotus whilst playing deadlock? all of those video clips added up probably would take about 2.5 TB because it happens so often....
Anonymous
my screenname for 90% of things is straight doxx of me so i can't share it anywhere it's unfortunate
>>33649 #
Anonymous
bro's screenname is "Micheal Whittington from Dorset"
Anonymous
ive been found...
Anonymous
>he doesnt rename his accounts months and years before in case he ever plays a spontaneous pug with the nekos
>>33650 #
Anonymous
>>33645 #
I had a friend on Xbox Live who renamed his gamertag to his [FIRST NAME] [LAST NAME] and he had a very uncommon last name and a public facebook page, he kept it like that for over a year. When he submitted a ticket he got to change his gamertag for free though, because it violated the rules of what a gamertag should be
Anonymous
>>33650 #
>>33651 #
if you make an alt account enjoy grinding to lvl 20 to play comp valorant, you'll spend dozens of hours doing it and be stuck losing games because your teammate picks deadlock
>>33653 #
Anonymous
>>33653 #
i met a girl in comp once. i added her, we then played another comp. she invited another dude to the party like 20 rounds in, and he just kept yapping in party chat about nonsense, dude couldn't even see the game. it went to overtime, and she was so busy talking to this guy that she just stopped playing and i was hard carrying and we lost and im still mad
>>33655 #
Anonymous
>>33655 #
it is the most kills i've ever gotten in a game in valorant. i was carrying that team so fucking hard but 2 of our team were just yapping with this random bloke.
Anonymous
>2 of our team
>he joined a girls lobby and there was already another dude in it
>he thirdwheeled to play with a chick
naurrrr
>>33658 #
Anonymous
>>33657 #
not true. i joined and she invited another guy and i just wanted to play and we were winning! literally 1 round from win and then we fumbled the last 3 rounds (i didnt im perfect).

I haven't met another girl in comp, like actual girl, since I got out of bronze though. once I hit the mid gold levels, girls just stopped spawning, except of course for beautiful canon and valid trans women
>>33659 #
Anonymous
>>33659 #
is it transphobic to say you've never been attracted to a transwoman? serious question, i should probably ask some actual trans people i know and not ask neko, a famously alt-right imageboard.
>>33661 #
Anonymous
>>33660 #
a lot of people (not most probably) would say yes
but idk it's all retarded and doesn't really matter
>>33662 #
Anonymous
>>33661 #
yeah probably, i've only ever met actual trans people irl at board game club so it's not exactly like i have to worry about this scenario ever. whilst some trans people online look good, jeez louise, irl they're not looking good! hate to say it folks.
>>33663 #
Anonymous
>>33662 #
ive seen a couple cute ftms irl but they just look like kinda boyish girls so idk
they probably would be upset that i just see them as girls if we dated so i dont even try with em
>>33664 #
Anonymous
>>33663 #
that made me think of a scenario that's probably happened before. what if you were dating a trans dude and then he de-transitioned. how tf are you supposed to react. if you're like "hell yeah poggers, now you're actually the girl i've always seen you as" that probably comes across as still transphobic and they'd be mad right? but like if you don't really have a reaction if they de-transition it kinda shows that you never really took them seriously as a tranny anyway.

im sure this has happened to one guy before, probably nowhere here, but still, makes ya think
>>33665 #
Anonymous
>>33664 #
you just have to pretend you're pan or something?
that's why it's best to just stay away (even though i find ftm femboys to be really hot)
>>33666 #
Anonymous
>>33665 #
yeah i guess claiming to be pan is the way out, i dunno, im more of an aroace kind of guy, not even being ironic, thats what the online quizzes i've done say i am, i dont think i get it though, i dont think wanting to be in a long term relationship with someone before you do anything sexual is a sexual identity, it's just a relationship preference.

I just don't get all this gender/sexuality stuff, unfortunately the 2 trans people i'm friends with are also the flakiest, least responsive people I know, so they'd have all the answers to my questions and yet it's like trying to squeeze 7 RR out of a gold 3 lobby to rank up to plat, am I right? haha valorant humour. But seriously, it's a little ironic that they're so noncommital when it comes to conservations or any plans yet are ready to commit to changing their gender.
>>33667 #
Anonymous
>>33666 #
>aroace
where is the "aro" coming from if you clearly have romantic intentons?
>>33668 #
Anonymous
>>33667 #
sorry, I mixed up my terms, what I'm thinking of is demisexual. aroace is just something i was reading about yesterday
>>33672 #
Anonymous
isnt aroace just "aromantic asexual"?
>>33670 #
Anonymous
>>33669 #
yeah, aroace is basically you're a robot that doesn't want any kind of intimacy
Anonymous
ive seen toks that go "people say theyre aroace bitch you just want more friends"
Anonymous
>>33668 #
>demisexual
this shit is faggier than actually being gay
i mean the terminology
>>33673 #
Anonymous
>>33672 #
I don't even think the definition fits me
>a person who experiences sexual feelings and attraction only after developing a close emotional relationship and not on the basis of first impressions, physical characteristics, etc.
I still experience attraction to others regardless of a relationship or close bond. I still have sexual desires. I just don't want to do anything sexual with someone I don't know very well. It doesn't seem like a sexual orientation, it's just a fucking choice.

It's DUMB. Homosexuality isn't defined as a choice, it's what you are. The widening of sexual orientations has just branched perfectly ordinary acts like "not being a slag" into an identity. I have never called myself demisexual irl, save for one time where my friends at uni (all girls) said I was demisexual after I explained myself, it just seems weird to label yourself a term that seems ordinary. Like walking around calling yourself a straggot
Anonymous
>Graysexuals only experience sexual attraction some of the time, and sometimes not at all
ISN'T THIS JUST EVERYONE.
Anonymous
>>33584 #
>some anon on the other site is slowly releasing rare kotos and does not respond to my pleas
There's one hoarding rare funkies too, I'm pretty aggravated about it but oh well.
Anonymous
if i had to label myself i would also be a demisexual but you wont catch me every saying that infront of the hoes fr
biggest way to ick yourself
Anonymous
actually i just saw the demisexual definition nah im not demisexual im just tired of casual sex
Anonymous
me? im superstraight
Anonymous
fuck it, i'm a demisexual nonbinary looking for an ftm hehimmler (no hormone replacement, no surgery, just looks like a tomboy)
Anonymous
wow anon we get it you have tons of casual sex way to brag about it
Anonymous
there's TWO options in life
>get drunk every weekend, go to nightclubs and have casual sex with 6/10 slags with too much makeup
>engage with the gender golems of society
>>33682 #
Anonymous
>>33681 #
How about I rizz up an autistic girl at work? Is that an option?
>>33683 #
Anonymous
>>33682 #
true autists aren't good to talk to. they're socially retarded, and that's saying something because i'm socially retarded. you'd think a cute autistic girl is a catch, but no, she'll act like an anime nerd character unironically, she will essentially speak/narrate to herself.

yes i am basing all of this after one autistic girl i knew, thats how averages work
>>33684 #
Anonymous
>>33683 #
Well, obviously she's not that autistic if she got a job and can hold it, I guess let's call her socially stunted.
>>33685 #
Anonymous
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>>33684 #
oh she's like autistic because she's shy and likes nerdy hobbies? yeah, you've got yourself a bonafide fake autist, grab her before some other guy realises she's a catch of the day
Anonymous
niggas are too quick to label everything as autism nowadays when its just called having a personality
>>33688 #>>33690 #>>33692 #
Anonymous
woah you like posting on neko? you are sooooo autistic
Anonymous
>>33688 #
fuck you nigga ait my nigga?
Anonymous
>>33686 #
people do this with "trans" too. i was telling someone im gonna play fallout new vegas whilst listening to weezer and he replied "trans game. trans music"
>>33691 #
Anonymous
>>33690 #
this nigga gonna tell his egg story again
Anonymous
>>33686 #
It was just a mental shortcut, I've given an alternate term, don't need to be so mean about it
>>33694 #
Anonymous
green eggs and ham is about my cock and balls
Anonymous
>>33692 #
yeah ik, i just mean that its a social epidemic of labeling everything as trans when people are just weird
dont mean anything to you
>>33696 #
Anonymous
it's not just autism, everyone in their mid teens to early 20's openly 'brags' about how many mental illnesses they have, especially women, they love to talk about how mentally unwell they are, it's weird.
>>33697 #
Anonymous
>>33694 #
>social epidemic of labeling everything as trans
i meant autism but same thing with the trans stuff
Anonymous
>>33695 #
>everyone in their mid teens to early 20's openly 'brags' about how many mental illnesses they have
back in HS i was hanging out with the few people that didnt hate me at a student apartment where there was a small "party" to celebrate us doing our exams and they were confiding in each other / relating to each other with all their mental illnesses and traumas and shit. i felt so out of place and just thought "man I cant relate to any of this" this was before I had a mental breakdown and went insane coocoo in the head
>>33698 #
Anonymous
>>33697 #
i had my "woe is me, i am depressed and suicidal" phase when i was 15, and i just kind of disassociate when i hear people saying the same sort of things i said as an edgy teenage but they're like adults. + i dont think discussing your various mental health issues is good for the positive vibes of a party, there's a time and a place to discuss serious thoughts and it's usually around a big fire in the middle of the night, thats what the cavemen did and they were happy. if you just always talk about how unhappy you are you're only making the unhappyness breed and multiply.

i dont think i need to talk about people about my issues, i recognise what they are and why they are present and talking about them doesn't help, but sometimes in the past writing out epic tomes has helped clarify my own mind but im a t pretty good point in my life atm so i dont need to do that. i think the last time i had a genuine heartfelt moment with another person outside of my immediate family would've been like 4 years ago when i first went to uni and had a lot of self confidence issues related to fitting in and essentially broke down after 3 weeks in the arms of one of my housemates who reassured me that i wasnt annoying and people did like me, pretty poggers. she was very nice, i still think about her pretty often, not a negative thing to say about her. i guess partly i was comfortable with her because visually and personality wise she reminded me a lot of my ex-girlfriend. maybe it's something about gingers, but they're just the nicest and best people, have you guys considered that.

anyway, after that i pretty much realised i was alright and didnt have to worry, sometimes i didnt get along with people but it's okay because they're hard to get along with and nobody is perfect least of all me but i wasn't worried about being myself anymore.

i guess the moral of the story is find a cute redhead to give you a hug, dont do what i did and confess your attraction to her when drunk tho
Anonymous
i aint reading allat
Anonymous
i just scrolled up and hes still typing
Anonymous
>>33702 #
Other neko here. I can confirm that this guy is perfect. I WISH I was him.
>>33705 #
Anonymous
>>33703 #
thanks neko (typing at the same time to prove its not me typing with my toes)
Anonymous
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oh frick it's christmas eve, i was so busy typing up my epic tome i didnt notice the time.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL NEKOS
Anonymous
need to buy a chicken for christmas dinner.......aldi was bare
Anonymous
a time machine
Anonymous
>>33711 #
it is quite literally too late. everyone else bought their chickens weeks ago
>>33714 #
Anonymous
>>33713 #
I'll go to tesco early tomorrow and get the morning shipment
>>33715 #
Anonymous
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>>33714 #
>i'll go to tesco early tomorrow
>and get the morning shipment
this is your first time doing christmas grocery shopping right neko? every supermarket is packed all hours of the day, literally from opening to closing.

2 days ago I was walking home at 10:30pm and stopped in tesco to buy a sandwich. The line for the self-checkout was 15 people long, the cashier checkouts didn't budge a single person the whole time i was in line. this was at 10:30pm, 30 minutes before closing.
>>33717 #
Anonymous
lol nice typo
Anonymous
>>33717 #
and unless you're outside the door at 6am, you will not get them.
>>33719 #
Anonymous
>>33718 #
But they open at 10

If they don't have any I'll ask if they're getting any in

If not I'll go to Big Tesco, or the co op, or aldi or lidl or ANYWHERE ELSE. If you don't think there is a single chicken available to buy you are insane
>>33720 #
Anonymous
>>33719 #
>I'll ask if they're getting any in
๐Ÿ˜‚ Yeah they've not heard this one half a billion times this week
Anonymous
good luck, i hope you find one, but next year just do what everyone else does and buy your food in advance
Anonymous
I'm glad you're buying chicken though. I know turkey is traditional but it's just kinda... chicken but worse? Everyone else thinks this right?
>>33723 #>>33728 #
Anonymous
>>33722 #
i like turkey more for it's leftovers
turkey sandwiches are so good
>>33724 #
Anonymous
>>33723 #
you can also have leftovers with chicken! not bloody likely when im around though aha, im a fiend for chicken. you think im bad enough around donuts, wait till you see me on a sunday roast
>>33725 #
Anonymous
that nigga gay
Anonymous
im not gay im demisexual, we discussed this
Anonymous
>>33728 #
tell her to cook with the breast side down
Anonymous
>>33731 #
i wish i had a gf to cook and enjoy christmas dinner with :/
Anonymous
Teammate is running 6-3-13

How is this possible
>>33734 #
Anonymous
>>33735 #
sage mains are putting in work and it's all for the kids, these cats done forgot what work is, i break bread with the enemy, no matter how many cats i break bread with, ill break who you sending me
Anonymous
rezzi is back to cosplaying btw
>>33740 #
Anonymous
>>33738 #
oh right that was her name
rezzi was the tokker with the debatably hottest onlyfans content
>>33741 #
Anonymous
>>33740 #
What did she upload? I recall her advertising it at one point
>>33742 #
Anonymous
>>33746 #
That isn't a real agent.
Anonymous
>>33744 #
i love playing harbor with a shotgun only
i used to do that in swiftplay with my chubby new yorker e gf
Anonymous
If a headshot is an instakill why don't people simply click on the head
>>33750 #
Anonymous
Indian man bottom of the table trash talking....
Anonymous
It's a christmas miracle of annoyance, snow has dropped, just enough to not survive the day but enough to be annoying.
Anonymous
travelled to my tokfu in my dream, met her at a shopping mall and we went shopping
then she took a magic elevator and dropped something so i went to pick it up but the bottle rolled out of the elevator and she disappeared without me. last thing I saw was her, as if it was a game mechanic where the elevator resets a few frames before the teleport actually happens, she pressed the button of the stop she was travelling to before poofing out of existence. I tried taking the elevator right after her but just pressing the button wasnt enough to travel with it. last time I ever saw her (i woke up like 15 dreamminutes later)
Anonymous
I am down to the weight I was around the time the year started, <80kg
ive lost 12 kg in 4.5 months. my gains ;-;
>>33761 #
Anonymous
Big Tesco had chicken. Haters seething
>>33758 #
Anonymous
I did however forget to scan my clubcard so may have to pawn off all my christmas prezzies to keep the bailiffs at bay
Anonymous
>>33756 #
I'm gonna scroll up and report the posts from yesterday telling you that tesco didnt have chicken just to make sure meowmin bans that liar
Anonymous
just went to Tesco and they ran out of chicken, I asked a staff member and he said some guy came in 15 minutes earlier and bought 7 chickens and a box of 48 donuts, claimed it was for "christmas dinner"
Anonymous
>>33755 #
Bro, neko... my condolences, this is a disaster. I hope you get to gym and start gaining again :)
Anonymous
and the award to the most passive aggressive post on neko goes to
>>33764 #
Anonymous
>>33762 #
The first part was genuine, but halfway through the post the satan on my shoulder really asked me to be mean today.
Anonymous
>>33763 #
I went to that thread and its crazy how long ago 2 months feels
Anonymous
I did get back in the gym after posting that but then I stopped again
I love that picture
Anonymous
that was a nice trip down memory lane, time to go to christmas
>>33771 #
Anonymous
just like how Occam's razor and stuff exists, theres Neko's law: at any randomly selected point between post 1 and 33770, there will be at most a +-5 post span before I can find a post of mine
Anonymous
>>33769 #
Not the Christmas Eve's dinner ;_; I will have to spend 2 hours with family or maybe even more...
Anonymous
I uploaded that hahaha that stream was fucking weird
>>33774 #
Anonymous
>>33773 #
still a better crosshair than ohhpinkkk
Anonymous
hey buddy her name isnt ohhpinkkk its actually ohhpinkk get my queens name right next time
>>33779 #
Anonymous
your queen is currently streaming warzone to 1 viewer, and it's not you.
Anonymous
we will not be watching
Anonymous
>>33775 #
It's good that you have corrected him, I actually check her name every time I post about her because I don't care enough to remember how many h's or k's she put in there.
Anonymous
>>33780 #
I will forget in about 5 minutes, maybe 10 at best.
Anonymous
watching a video of some big bearded man and his wife(?) making liquor out of some maraschino cocktail garnish and she is just screaming and making random noises all the time
this is so incredibly not entertaining
Anonymous
>>33780 #
i have a corkboard above my monitors, ill be sure to write this down on a stickynote and tape it there so i always see it
>>33784 #
Anonymous
>>33783 #
Just type 2 of each though, no further explanation. Make sure you forget what it's about too.
>>33785 #
Anonymous
>>33785 #
I do not know, I am not on top of ohhpinkk's lore.
Anonymous
ohhpinkk lore master here, on her 15 hour stream on ~November 12th 2023 she said "I dunno i just fucking wrote it innit" when asked about her username in chat by user ~BigDaddyNoTail
Anonymous
meowmin ban that guy its number schizo
Anonymous
Numbers schizo are out to get you
Numbers schizo are out to get you
Numbers schizo, ooh
>>33791 #
Anonymous
>>33789 #
It would be better if you changed are to is, now I'm disappointed.
Anonymous
>>33790 #
what do you listen to? i promise to not instantly reply "trans music"
>>33793 #
Anonymous
you havent held a promise in your life
i listen to non-trans music
Anonymous
its crazy how chestbrah looks so weird when zyzz looked somewhat normal
is chestbrah just 20 years older or what made him like that
Anonymous
>>33797 #
I dunno how english speaking people write it, isn't it like that? Or something similar. I've never spoken a word of Turkish in my life though.
Anonymous
>>33800 #
You've dropped me into the middle of the season of something and I have no idea what's going on. If I knew maybe I would cringe,
Anonymous
context doesnt matter, all she does is scream and make noises
you can start from the beginning and it would not change a thing
Anonymous
Christmas food shopping is complete. The only thing I couldn't find was rosemary
Anonymous
>likely hardstuck silver (post-emerald era)
>mains aphelios
hahahaha
>>33805 #
Anonymous
Now it is time to wrap presents
Anonymous
>>33803 #
It crossed the threshold to funny for me, just because he tries to be a beta simp but instead lowkey insults his intended audience. Maybe not even lowkey.
>>33810 #
Anonymous
>>33805 #
>from bronze 2 to plat 1
didnt happen
Anonymous
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>>33808 #
yeah he's doing the creepy dude feminist maxxing strat
>>33811 #
shut the frick up it's christmas, be nice to me for one day please, i am depressed and it's all down to your posts, i cry myself to sleep every night remembering every time you've written "trans music" under a song i've posted, or everytime you've said im wrong about something which is often because i am not very smart.
>>33812 #
Anonymous
sounds like projection, hmmm
>>33810 #
Anonymous
>>33810 #
2nd funniest post on nekochen (the first place funniest post was the inaugural "trans music" reply post that kickstarted the biggest and most trending meme on nekochen)
Anonymous
trans post
Anonymous
you dont have to sign your posts and declare their intentions
Anonymous
every time i try and own you, you always have a witty comeback. i concede.
Anonymous
you did that in the valorant p1 grind as well
>>33817 #
Anonymous
>>33816 #
i hit plat 1, you are just coping
Anonymous
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I always forget Noemi has a kofi membership system. It's easy to forget she's very popular on social media, on her throne page one dude has gifted her like 800 dollars, and she has a 100 euro per month membership where you get to pick a hecking tiktok trend? thats a bargain.
Anonymous
>Peak Rating
>Gold 3
>EPISODE 7: ACT 3
>>33820 #
Anonymous
>>33819 #
tracker only sees the peak rating you play at, you can hit plat 1 and if you dont start a new game it wont update.
Anonymous
but ur last game was a loss so you couldnt have hit plat 1 and then not played a new game
>>33822 #
Anonymous
>>33821 #
DELETE THIS MY HAVENWINRATE IS 68% YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
Anonymous
envious, not jealous
Anonymous
I will lead a revolution against the semantic widening and simplification of words. No longer will tiktok zoomers dumb down the language. and my crusade starts here on nekochen
Anonymous
I mentally hit plat 1, whilst my real rank doesn't reflect it, I know that if I put in another day of grinding I'd have hit plat 1. So mentally I am plat 1.
>>33826 #
aren't BOTH your accounts plat 1? tranny rank...
Anonymous
at least im a real plat
ywnbp,
wait ill make a copypasta edit
Anonymous
you're forced to play valorant daily to not decay down to gold, whereas i mentally will be plat forever
Anonymous
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You will never be a real plat. You have no aim, you have no game sense, you have no rr. You are a low ranked man twisted by cope and throws into a crude mockery of the competitive ladder's perfection.

All the โ€œnice tryโ€s you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people bait you. Your teammates are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "stack" laughs at your foolish aim behind closed parties.

Duelists are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of aim training have allowed players to outaim noobs with incredible efficiency. Even games you โ€œclutchโ€ look uncanny and unnatural to a fragger. Your crosshair structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a top frag and friends request, heโ€™ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a sight of your trembling, panicked crosshair placement.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself that you're basically plat, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a reyna lurker, ready to crush you under their unbearable wait.

Eventually itโ€™ll be too much to bear - youโ€™ll buy a coach, go aim train, watch setup videos, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you pulling overnighters and be relieved that they no longer have to live with a low elo random in their house no longer. Theyโ€™ll doordash you boxes of donuts and every delivery driver for the rest of eternity will see that a valorant grinder lives there. Your rr will decay and go back to the bronze, and all that will remain of your legacy is a peak rating that is unmistakably gold.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>33830 #
Anonymous
>>33829 #
very funny post
>feel the depression creeping up like a reyna lurker
i lost it here.
Anonymous
>>33831 #
pwoah, some people here will judge you but that looks lush
Anonymous
luh me some potatoes
Anonymous
also why is neko on neko at the dinner table
go force yourself to socialize (we all have to do this against our will)
>>33835 #>>33838 #
Anonymous
>>33834 #
his whole family is gathered around his phone reading neko with him
Anonymous
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look at the smug smile on his face. he knows he's won. he's not blackpilled, he's dating a cute girl like cherry. notice how her body subtly is turned away from him, this is a common female mating strategy. look at how they're stood very far apart, she naturally wants him to "chase" her, like a predator from the aliens vs predator franchise, but he won't do that. chad
Anonymous
>>33834 #
I lied its a photo tommy robinson posted of his christmas dinner
Anonymous
i hate liars
Anonymous
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>watching video
>one part of the video is narrated by a person who has a very weird voice for a dude, almost a bit trans-like
>check the persons profile
>picrel
its so tiring
>>33841 #
Anonymous
>>33840 #
I had this recently, i saw a kotor 2 video that looked interesting but couldn't get more than 5 minutes into it without realising the narrator was trans and unfortunately had to stop
Anonymous
luckily this dudes voice is pretty all right, its not grating nor over the line where it cannot be tolerated anymore
couldve just been a dude with a strange voice
Anonymous
its that bubblegum bitch song
Anonymous
trans music
Anonymous
yeah i know, you listen to it
Anonymous
STOP
Anonymous
its literally marina isnt it? you like her
trans music extravaganza bonanza
Anonymous
yeah i knew what the song was immediately i just wanted to bait you into the ol trans music punchline
Anonymous
I didnt know it was that song instantly but I had to continue the song in my head until I got to the lyrics to which I had to continue the lyrics for a further few sentences before I realized how the chorus sounded
Anonymous
when I got to the "Im the girl you'd die for" thats when I realized it was that song
>>33852 #
Anonymous
>>33851 #
I could tell from the opening riff, I'm a big Marina fan. Emphasis on fan.
Anonymous
and big hahah gottem trans music
Anonymous
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>googled "what music do trans women listen to"
>clicked the first spotify playlist
>see marina
oh no no no no
Anonymous
dont you like Cavetown as well? im on a spotify playlist called "trans woman music" which has lemon demon, cavetown, midtones, radiohead amongst others in it
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>>33855 #
>lemon demon
>cavetown
it's over for me, I like both these artists.
Anonymous
I only listen to "men who cannot be happy" music which coincidentally has a lot of overlap with "men who get laid so much it pains them" though I am not in that category
Anonymous
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>whats your type
"im bisexual"
>writes an entire essay where she mentions all the different types of women she likes
>mentions men twice

athletic muscular women
taller girls
shorter girls
women with body hair
handsome women
ginger hair olive skin women
long brown hair and hazel eyes women

then for men its
"very dark brown eyes on tanned mascs"

im starting to think that guy who sang about how bisexuals dont exist is right, how could ANYONE be attracted to m*n
Anonymous
at least she said she likes fatty fat boom boom short men, be happy lil guy
Anonymous
also "on tanned mascs" doesnt mean on tanned men, that means tanned masculine women so its another W for women
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>>33860 #
okay if we're gonna be like that she basically says "fems" for all the women stuff and she's dating a femboy so thats a major L for the females
Anonymous
she likely means mascs as in a "masculine presenting women/nb" given that she in around the halfway point talks about a masc/fem scale
also only you know who that is lil bro i cant tell who a 10x10 pixel miku cosplayer is
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>>33862 #
it's zureeal, obviously.

she was dating THIS dude for like 4 years, i think she's just doing the classic online girl thing of acting more bisexual than she is. because that sells more to the male audience. ugh, i hate men so much.
Anonymous
>>33864 #
if you can't tell from 30x30 pixels, you clearly aren't a super fan
Anonymous
I have never once in my lowly life posted a zureeal
Though, I did include zureeal into a joke video I made once, after having to ask the thread how you spelled her name
Anonymous
whoever took that photograph caught him talking about his valorant career years in advance, thats crazy
a true glimpse into the future and we didnt know it yet
Anonymous
Lvl 19.....will there be a christmas miracle?
Anonymous
will neko be the pushing force to help otherneko reach platinum for reals?...
Find out next year on Nekochen Valorant Z
Anonymous
im not gonna reinstall the game, sorry neko.
Anonymous
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bingogirls presents are as follows:

hogwarts legacy (ps5 edition)
pic related travel mug
2 scented candles (I let her pick the scents - vanilla bean and 'smitten like a kitten')
a sylvanian family house
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Anonymous
>>33873 #
bingogirl supports j.k rowling the transphobe? little disappointing

good presents though! i've got a travel mug from that brand but it's just a plain single colour
Anonymous
>>33873 #
neko approved travel muggie
Anonymous
>>33836 #
We love boni and we love boniposta <3
Anonymous
>>33855 #
Thank God I only listen to such terrific bands as Theocracy, I really like their single Theocracy - Theocracy for example, I also like Iced Earth - Iced Earth and Blind Guardian - Blind Guardian.
Anonymous
I think I'll have a nap
>>33880 #
Anonymous
approaching houthi territory......wish santa luck
Anonymous
now that christmas is over, back to being bored infront of the computer
Anonymous
>nearly december
>still not finished the koto christmas edit
its over.....
Anonymous
its nearly january neko
Anonymous
>nearly december 25th
>i've finished the apple.krisp christmas edit but i refuse to post it because it's bad
Anonymous
aint nobody asking also thats not christmas related at all
Anonymous
sorry i posted the wrong one
Anonymous
got the editing spirit coursing through my veins
now just to figure out what song is calling me
Anonymous
530 the car missing
Anonymous
isnt that song made by a... racist?
Anonymous
yeah he's a race car driver, which i guess you can shorten to racist
Anonymous
I dont appreciate when you joke about such serious topics as his incredibly phobic and bigoted opinions
Anonymous
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he likes jews again after watching jonah hill in 21 jump street
Anonymous
>>33901 #
>9 days ago
liarneko strikes again
Anonymous
9 days ago was last week
check calender, buddy
Anonymous
stop telling me to check things, you're not the top frag in life
Anonymous
>>33901 #
>Jesus Christ
>Hitler
>Ye
I don't know if he belongs in that list tbh, neither of those guys ever released an album as good as MBDTF
Anonymous
Ye could lead the third reich but idk if Hitler could ever make TLoP
Anonymous
leading the third reich seemed pretty easy, mostly just attacking countries that weren't ready for a war, wow, such military strategy, overexpand your military to fuck, run out of oil in 3 years and be forced to death march through russia and lose the war. genius, wow!

whenever i play hearts of iron 4 as germany i always win ww2, maybe im just built different to hitler.
Anonymous
trans post above mine
Anonymous
Most of the time I meet or speak with europeans their english is very good, but whenever I meet or speak with ESLs from former british colonies like India, their english is generally very bad, when you'd expect it'd to be pretty good given their country had centuries of british rule. I'm sure the simple answer is that countries like Germany have better public education than India, but that's too simple for me. Maybe the real answer is because the german accent is closer to an english accent so their accent plays less of a role?
>>33998 #
Anonymous
your english proficiency being good or not isnt related to your accent
>>33911 #>>33998 #
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>>33910 #
Yeah I know the simple answer is the right one but some part of me still thinks there's bound to be Indians out there that can speak good english, it's just the average interaction with an indian is a "do not redeem" type of ESL.
Anonymous
if anything I would say that, aside from education, the proximity in language roots being closer for german and english plays a larger role than their accent and how their voice sounds
>>33913 #
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>>33912 #
That makes sense, I feel like I have met people with worse english that are studying in England for undergraduate degrees than I've ever met say on european servers on valorant. Crazy to think that some random screaming german kid that says nigger half the time he speaks is generally more understandable than some of the commonwealth students I've had the pleasure of being in group projects with.
Anonymous
could it have anything to do with the idea that you tend to pick up the language and accents of the people around you and people that spend a lot of time online talking to english to other nationalities from all around europe, they all end up speaking in a much clearer and understandable english compared to people who grew up speaking punjab or hindi with punjabis or hindis?
>>33915 #
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>>33914 #
Perhaps, I think the native language proximity has some merit to it though, there's this one streamer I'm vaguely forced to engage with sometimes. She's korean but was raised in Canada, is in her 30s and has lived her entire life in Canada and she still speaks pretty unclear english.
[YouTube] ???

Just clicked the first video of hers available on youtube, listen to like 15 seconds, you wouldn't know that this woman has spent decades in Canada from how she speaks.
Anonymous
she probably hangs out in a korean / general asian diaspora like a china town / korea town area, only speaks korean with her parents at home
I realize now youre talkiong about k8 nvm
>>33917 #
Anonymous
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>>33918 #
proofs.

It's pretty funny that his wife speaks poor english when he is very eloquent and bald.
Anonymous
>bald
>proof
that is a healthy head of hair idk what youre talking about, that man is not bald at all
if he was I wouldnt be watching this video ( I cant stand the bald )
Anonymous
So true. I'm in my mid 20s, full head of hair, I love life so much. (My dad was practically bad at 40, I only have 15 years left at best)
Anonymous
I know this one dude who is bald
Couldnt be me is all Im saying if you catch my drift
Anonymous
your grammer isnt that good in that post neko
Anonymous
>>33925 #
Nothing on the TV nothing on the radio that I can believeeee in
Anonymous
the quickest way to tell Im a zoomer now that I think of it would be the fact that I only listen to a bluetooth fm radio when Im in the car and I dont watch tv
who even watches the tv anymore if youre not like ancient and old and stinky and wilting (due to old)
Anonymous
SLEEP SOFTLY SWEET PRINCE
Anonymous
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me browsing nekochen.net home of the nekos looking for "inspiration" for the prestiged flimsychan christmas editing competition
Anonymous
>>33931 #
its not me i saw it on a toxic.tenshi video comment
Anonymous
>neko is born 2009
naurrrrr its so over youngling, its over if youre only 5'10 and ryangoslingmaxxing by that age. some say that it is too late for you to start trying
Anonymous
2009? more like 1899, i am the world's oldest man.
Anonymous
>13 minutes until santa comes
>still not asleep
this can't be happening
Anonymous
hes gonna skip your chimney this year unless u close your eyes real hard
Anonymous
sleep sleep sleep sleep quick fall asleep quick quick santa is coming ahhh its too late
Anonymous
>using dark theme on neko
>still not getting any sleepier
you played yourself, you couldve been using the neko theme all this time and it wouldve made you sleepy by the end of the day but instead you have trained yourself to be awake during the dark and now you cannot sleep and will not get presents
its so over for you
Anonymous
#blurpostabovemine
Anonymous
and ur still scraping and posting her stuff? another lie added to the notebook from liar.rekiposter
>>33945 #
Anonymous
>>33944 #
i still download her stuff (including patreon until my membership ends in a few days) but i will not be posting new bontent here in protest
Anonymous
that blurry picture is new content
>>33947 #
Anonymous
>i will not be posting new content here
>posts new content here
hmmm
Anonymous
i will not be posting new content here unblurred
Anonymous
>nearly december
>still not on the good list
starting to panic
>>33951 #
Anonymous
>>33950 #
just donate to reki, that'll get you on the good list
Anonymous
im gonna sub to reki at the highest tier on 10 different accounts to make her think that this new direction shes moving in with content is a good one
>>33953 #
Anonymous
>>33952 #
I recently added up how much money I've given to her over the last 2 years, and it's quite a lot, so some would say money cannot buy votes in her new content direction for I am opposed to the hoorpatreon
Anonymous
>count up how much money youve wasted on e-thottery
why would you do this and open pandoras box
>>33956 #
Anonymous
>>33955 #
because the number being in my head is a constant reminder to not make the number any bigger, it's already too big
Anonymous
With inflation where its at the current numbers just aren't enough for a growing girl like reki. You NEED to double your contributions in the new year
>>33958 #
Anonymous
>>33957 #
>growing girl
she's not getting chubby, unlike a certain tokker named after a fruit i can name
Anonymous
Are we doing the tokkies here this year
>>33960 #
Anonymous
>>33959 #
someone else can do the tokkies, I don't think I'm dialled in enough to understand what's popular. I'd probably just rig it so Boni wins best new tokker, even though I think she was posted first in 2022?
>>33963 #
Anonymous
I think I hear santa downstairs
>>33966 #
Anonymous
>>33960 #
>she was posted first in 2022
yup
Anonymous
please say something in defense >>33954 #
Anonymous
>>33962 #
He's blacker than I expected
Anonymous
im surprised you didnt post twitter.mp4 unprompted for the 6th time in a month
Anonymous
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I should make an actual edit for noemi and put some effort into it. She's not a ho-emi like some tokkers...
Anonymous
might reinstall valorant
actually nvm i changed my mind i uninstalled vanguard as well and that shit is cancer to install
>>33972 #
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>>33971 #
another neko uninstalled valorant? proud of you buddy, together we can beat this crappy game and go back to playing good stuff like Celeste.
Anonymous
faggot game
Anonymous
We're all getting back in to among us
Anonymous
SUS?!
Anonymous
>i saw kotoposter vent in electrical, he's the imposter
naurrr vote out acidposter

there, thats what nekochen among us would be like
Anonymous
>>33977 #
she looks like that girl from that one movie, breakfast at tiffanys? its something like that, from the 1980s
Anonymous
I think I remember that film, and as I recall I think we both kinda liked it
>>33982 #
Anonymous
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it's called the breakfast club and here's a picture of the girl im talking about, she is so el coded
Anonymous
Watched that recently actually. They were both so pretty....shame ahe ended up with CHAD
Anonymous
>>33979 #
bro hit me with the breakfast at tiffanys deep blue reference like im not eggpilled on music from the early 2000's
Anonymous
Still can't sleep. Might turn the phone off and READ like a civilised man of old.
>>33984 #
Anonymous
We are all reading 'Kafka on the shore' by Haruki Murakami
Anonymous
pretty sure I have a copy of Murakami's Norwegian Wood in my bookpiled somewhere, should I read it?
Of course, the only Norwegian Wood I'm interested in would be from deadlock, haha valorant reference
Anonymous
My mum reads a lot of it. This is my first. Slightly disturbed how sexualised it is.
Anonymous
But I am enjoying it so far. He has a captivating way of writing.
Anonymous
>try to scroll
>accidentally like some normalfag dudes dance tok
in terms of algorithm, this is going to take weeks to recover
Anonymous
We're all celebrating kwanzaa
Anonymous
i wish fyp worked on browser, it just shows you geolocation shit regardless of your interests
Anonymous
i havent had that issue for like almost 1.5 years now, the geolocation stuff stopped long time ago
maybe clear ur cookies on the tiktok website
Anonymous
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nah, browser has always shown me this shit. i click for you and the first thing to show up is a spastic retard (unironic window licking smeghead) shouting at the camera about drinking a red bull.

yep, this is england (2023 remake, less racism just more chromazones)
>>33995 #
Anonymous
thats ur algo, it knows what you are into naurrr
Anonymous
>>33993 #
#proud#love#gaytiktok#lqbtq#comingout#gay

They've got you bro
>>33996 #
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>>33995 #
yeah i included that in the screenshot so you could have a chuckle
Anonymous
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i mean, the desktop fyp isnt as good as phone but its not nearly as bad as "lankeylukey" and "#gaytiktok"
Anonymous
>>33909 #
It really depends on what you mean by proficiency. If you met me irl you would probably have a strange dissonance between my pretty awful accent and how erudite I actually am, though I am not sure how common it is to learn English the way I did and have your spoken one be so much less trained than your reading comprehension and writing.
>>33910 #
There's definitely a correlation, at some level you probably want to sound like a native speaker and not ESL, there's plenty of "training" I've done just to have my accent approach actually sounding decent and not as awful as it does when you first pick up the language.
>>34000 #
Anonymous
goodnight nekochen, guess i got the trips after all
Anonymous
>>33998 #
sure there might be a correlation but that doesnt mean that theyre related, theres likely a hidden third extraneous variable somwhere there (like the desire to be perceived as a native growing as you gain proficiency and that being what causes the increase in changing your accent)
what the post I was replying to was saying was that just because the german accent is closer to an english one, that means that it makes them better at speaking english. unless you define "good at english" as how well you can understand someone then it doesnt really matter since your accent is just how you say words, your pronounciation and stuff. stuff like dialects are moreso related to the actual "language" part since that also occasionally augments grammar rules, completely changes words and stuff
you can also consider stuff like how certain populations (not from the country in which the language is spoken, so germans speaking english for example) can make up their own creole like a german-english hybrid but thats again not an accent
take tagalog for example, like every third word they say is in english but thats not an accent. if anything it would be a dialect but its so different (and not spoken by a native population in said country) that its just another language
end all be all, accents can affect legibility but they dont really affect general language proficiency unless youre only measuring speaking which then loops around to proficiency at a language to being defined as "how legible they are"
>>34001 #
Anonymous
>>34000 #
Having a bad accent is definitely related to how well you're mastering the language, there's a fine line you're threading whenever you're thinking about it really, there's plenty of accents that can be perfectly well understood after just a little familiarity but you do not want to be having a bad enough one as to have another person do lots of work to be able to understand you.
There's of course also how you are perceived because of your accent, this is for example mostly why I did most of my work on my accent. I do not want to be immediately compared to people that are just straight up bad at the language and no matter how much you might deny it, there's an immediate reaction to hearing someone have a heavy accent and it's most of the time not a positive one.
In general I would definitely define speaking proficiency for the second language as "how well you can be understood", at least for the traditional use of the language.
>>34010 #
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>>34004 #
fuck you hope you die
Anonymous
wow why was he so rude
Anonymous
yeah im wondering that too thats so rude wth?
Anonymous
blud thinks he's micah
Anonymous
Nora is now selling dildo riding vids on her of. It's over
Anonymous
>>34001 #
thats why I hammerfisted the phrase "unless youre only measuring speaking which then loops around to proficiency at a language to being defined as "how legible they are"" multiple times into my post
you can have someone who is proficient at a doctoral level of english, knows every in and out of the grammatical structure, has a vast vocabulary but speaks in an incredibly thick, perhaps even unintelligible accent. unless you were speaking to them out loud you would never go "man your english SUCKS" just because of their accent. Sure, its more likely that someone that knows english at such a level is going to be more eligible than someone who speaks a poor level of english (correlation) but you cannot say that theres a correlation between someone having a good accent and someone being good at english, it doesnt go both ways (which is the "germans speak better english cus of their accent?" question from the beginning)
The proficiency of a language, the level at which you understand and can wield it, is likely incredibly tangentially related to your accent, to such a point where you might as well discard the hypothesis. That is, like ive said, unless you only consider the spoken proficiency, in which youre only measuring how legible someones speech is and at that point, sure, there is an incredibly strong correlation between your proficiency and your accent
>>34011 #
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>>34010 #
It's an interesting topic but I think it's kind of too late for me to be poring over it now, just know I probably agree with you neko on most of the points, maybe we just have trouble with working out the finer ones.
Also I didn't want to snipe you in any way but you should really use articulate instead of legible in this context since legible refers to just the written language I'm pretty sure. Though I've understood what you meant ofc
>>34012 #
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>>34011 #
yeah articulate is a better word than legible. if I didnt have a goofy accent I wouldve known this

anyways im testing new things on after effects and the results are pretty cool
might do something with this
>>34013 #
Anonymous
>>34012 #
I've done something similar while editing one ricardo but I can't find it now. I've done it by overlaying a copy of the video and slowing it down/moving it backwards in the timeline while also making it a bit transparent. It did turn out pretty cool.
>>34014 #
Anonymous
>>34013 #
editing has so much depth its really fun to muck around with
Anonymous
cant stop laughing at this AE tutorial I am watching because the guy has such a strong swiidish accent and the way he says words is so funny
almost choking on toothpaste cus of this
Anonymous
>>34016 #
Almost 14 hours now, the shift continues...
Anonymous
>>34016 #
god she looks terrible. like any of the myriad crack addicts you see on any city bus
>>34021 #
Anonymous
>>34019 #
And a merry christmas to you too neko <3
>>34020 #
You've got really bad looking crack addicts in your area neko
Anonymous
cant wait to spend the next 16 hours doing nothing hype
Anonymous
merrily we fall out of line, out of line
Anonymous
>>34019 #
thanks neko, a merry xmas to "all" of you
Anonymous
we have hit hour 16 of OhhPinkk's stream. The festive cheer is reaching unprecedented levels. Local crack addicts have been observed seething over her good looks and modelling career.
Anonymous
given that shes in spain, maybe they celebrate on the 24th
Anonymous
>>34028 #
Go to sleep so you can catch the next 16 hour stream of hers tomorrow?
Anonymous
>no fun games on roblox
>no fun games on steam
might download valorant again
Anonymous
nothing on the tv
nothing on the radio
that means all that much to me
>>34033 #
Anonymous
>>34032 #
looked this song up and its surprisingly not trans music
Anonymous
ALLLLLL MY LIFE OOOOH
WATCHING AMERICA
Anonymous
I didnt say it was good stop singing it little fellow
Anonymous
ALLLLL MY LIFE
THERE'S PANIC IN AMERICA
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm6944506797046680837 VILLIAN IIDA WOOP WOOP #cosplay #c0splay #tenyaiida #tenyaiidacosplay #villainiida #villainiidacosplay #bnha #bnhacosplay #myheroacademia.mp4๔€„ฉ๔€‚บ๔€‰ฃ
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I ain't your average sicko (hah)
I'm dead, just like disco (eh)
My bank account is zero, zero, zero, oh no!
I think I need a hero (oh)
I don't have no ego (nah)
'Cause I'm spinnin' out now, whoa (whoa)

I was a teenage outlaw
With no worries on my mind
And now I'm getting older
My heart is growing colder, oh, that's fine

I was a teenage outlaw
With no worries on my mind
And now I'm getting older
My heart is growing colder, oh, that's fine (whoa)

I was a teenage outlaw
With no worries on my mind
And now I'm getting older
My heart is growing colder, oh, that's fine

You say it's over
It's another day
Woah-woah-woah
Anonymous
anti-trans music
Anonymous
>>34040 #
>breeze 3rd best map
>fracture best map
homie is smoking crack
>>34042 #
still, that means you think fracture is the 2nd best map in the game, you're chatting wet fam!
Anonymous
theyre not listed in order, just in tier
>>34041 #
Anonymous
icebox would be #1 if they were in order
Anonymous
>see S tier
opinion disregarded on everything else
>>34044 #
Anonymous
>>34046 #
this tier list is something i disagree with. chamber and sova in A tier? they literally are one ability agents.
Anonymous
and their one ability still has insane completely insane utility / impact
Anonymous
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*misses a shot after holding an angle for 38 seconds*
*teleports away*
insane impact
Anonymous
maybe in your low elo (gold) this happens but, as usual, im not judging them off of how good they are in the hands of paraplegics and mouthdroolers
>>34051 #
Anonymous
>>34050 #
bro is plat 1 and trash talks us gold 3s like nobody's business
Anonymous
pipe down pipsqueak, come back to me when you rank up lil buddy
>>34053 #
Anonymous
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>I'm going to take this long break to improve my mental health and focus solely on that.
Nemuru is quitting cosplay, possibly for ever... I think it's joever for me nekos.
>>34059 #
Anonymous
skye and viper #1 tier
everyone else below that
killjoy very far down
>>34057 #
Anonymous
>>34056 #
viper covers her face, she cannot be #1 because she uses her mask to hide her clapped face. that's what the mask is, that's what the point of the mask is.
Anonymous
>>34059 #
When she posts I guess, but I was really happy for finding nemuru and now she's gone like that ;_;
This is not a very merry christmas for me.
Anonymous
>>34062 #
Yeah, and she's pretty mid too! I would not Tagalong with her!
this joke is very funny if you know what the official language of the filipines is called
>>34064 #
Anonymous
>>34063 #
I did actually know this
Anonymous
okay now for the dota 2 character tier list. you just need to sort all 187 characters. should only take a minute.
>>34067 #
Anonymous
>>34065 #
That's easy
The characters I play and like: S tier
All the rest: F tier
>>34069 #
Anonymous
I respect the Huskar, Slark & Lone Druid hustle, i played those 3 a lot too
Anonymous
>>34071 #
Ehh, not exactly, I just fill the role of whatever is needed in my 5-stack, we need a mid or a carry most of the times but sometimes I go support and sky is (or was) my go to pick for that
Anonymous
>>34074 #
mine S tier
my tokter A tier
dont know any other ones unfortunately
Anonymous
>plays skye in valorant
>plays sky in dota
>>34077 #
Anonymous
>>34077 #
theres only 3 nekos total so ive got a 50/50 chance of being wright
>>34079 #
Anonymous
>>34078 #
And you whiffed since I never installed Valorant on my PC, but it was a good shot.
>>34080 #
Anonymous
>>34079 #
wait, y'all played valorant on your PC? I was playing on my xbox, no wonder my aim was so bad
Anonymous
>>34082 #
>no akali
>can't even make a funny and put akali in the S tier and rest in F
Bad tier list I give it 1/10 out of pity.
Anonymous
it wouldve been a predictable joke
>>34085 #
Anonymous
>>34084 #
I would've still smirked and patted myself on the back though :)
Anonymous
crazy how andrew tate fell into obscurity after he got BTFOd by Thunberg and now not even blackpilled teens care about him
Anonymous
>>34086 #
Wdym? It's not that hard... I can pretty easily join both of my hands behind my back so that's good enough for me, though I could use some more mobility when it comes to stretching tbf.
Anonymous
just considered the idea that theres a brain in my skull just floating around right at this moment
isnt that fucked up?
Anonymous
Yea, now imagine that your pee is floating in the balls, now that's really fucked up.
>>34093 #
Anonymous
that makes no sense at all
Anonymous
also pee poo humour? how old are you????
Anonymous
hey wait a minute, I recognise that piss stream
Anonymous
๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿพ
Anonymous
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>>34082 #
sorry i started this and then i had dinner with my family and then i walked my dog.

This is a true honest representation of my thoughts on bon cosplays. You can probably notice a pattern.
>>34099 #
Anonymous
>>34098 #
>probably notice a pattern.
I never watched bonbi so no, I dont
>>34100 #
Anonymous
>>34099 #
I like her homestuck troll cosplays.
And Jiro is #1 because of Hard Times :)
Anonymous
I dont know what a homestuck troll is nor which cosplay that is, im guessing the demon in the perfect category?
>>34102 #
Anonymous
>>34101 #
bruh it's the troll from homestuck, all the ones with white skin, so the middle 4.
Anonymous
I sincerely hope you havent read homestuck
>>34104 #
Anonymous
>>34103 #
I read it when I saw bonnie cosplaying Aradia and Vriska.
Anonymous
trans webcomic
Anonymous
trans illiteracy
Anonymous
no illiterate people are trans because you cannot be forcefed trans egg propaganda if you cannot read
Anonymous
you're the name neko that bragged about reading kafka's metamorphosis right? trans literate neko
Anonymous
I never finished that, I only finished the audio book like 2 years ago
>>34110 #
Anonymous
>>34109 #
neither did i because the book club ended at chapter 2. i still dont know if he becomes antman or the wasp
Anonymous
fuck, that joke would've been hilarious 6 weeks ago. if i just posted a picture of antman and said it was gregor
Anonymous
didnt even make me smirk
Anonymous
it made me laugh out loud
Anonymous
the woes of a britton
Anonymous
#d20 (20)
Anonymous
yeah quit yapping i just got a 20
>>34117 #
Anonymous
>>34116 #
theres no dice roll in this post so theres no proof that (You) got that 20
>>34118 #
Anonymous
>>34117 #
quit yapping if i get a 20 #d20 (12)
Anonymous
permission to keep yappin? #d20 (8)
Anonymous
12 contains a 2, so it counts.
Anonymous
12+8= 20, so it counts.
Anonymous
what did you guys get for christmas? I got some pjs, which im wearing right now, some underwear, some socks, a shaving kit and a hygiene giftbox
Anonymous
three pairs of pants, all which fit really well
Anonymous
do trans people listen to kpop? surely not right? I didnt see any kpop in the trans femme playlists and I need to know since Ive been listening to a bit recently ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ
Anonymous
trans people love kpop
Anonymous
its over, sisters.
Anonymous
the book club didn't end at chapter 2. we completed the book, discussed it, and then a malicious rumour was spread by bad actors (think denzel washington) to malign the book club organiser and pretend the book was abandoned
>>34129 #
Anonymous
>>34127 #
its the museumdodger's ploy to commit character assassination on the humble, sexy, tall, beautiful, youthful, smart, successful and well-beloved book club neko
Anonymous
you guys straight up did not discuss chapter 3, i was here all sunday and nobody yapped about it, because nobody posted for like 2 weeks.
Anonymous
>he posted it unblurred
I like the wig but thats pretty much it
Anonymous
I, rekiposter, did not post that. Some fucking cunt payed just to post that.
Anonymous
payed is a nautical term, to pay is to seal a ships deck or seams with tar to prevent leakage
Anonymous
>>34128 #
What if I'm just balding? Do you still hate me or just hate me a little?
>>34136 #
Anonymous
>>34135 #
nah you're alright, you're better than that evil neko that posted the reki patreon image
Anonymous
>>34131 #
you RUINED christmas by posting this
Anonymous
christmas was yesterday wth how can you ruin something in retrospect
Anonymous
dont see the problem tbh, thats more tame than what she has postede in the past. shes actually dressed in that picture
Anonymous
1: its rude to post someone's paywalled content here
2: the more subscribers she gets after announcing she's gonna make a new 'lewder' tier, the more encouraged she will be to do it
plus she uploads to her patreon more frequently than to her tiktok these days, mein tokhimmler is becoming a patreonberger
Anonymous
regarding point 2, you said money couldnt buy votes in influencing the direction of content she makes yesterday
>>34143 #
Anonymous
>>34142 #
my money should be able to :/
Anonymous
i guess you just havent given enough money to sway her opinions
Anonymous
150 euros wasn't enough?!? women be shopping
Anonymous
she gets >200 euro a month and you think less than a months wage is going to make her stop all that?
>>34147 #
Anonymous
>>34146 #
>wage
pretty funny to call taking 6 pictures a month a job
Anonymous
a wage is the payment you get for a product or service that you provide in a specified time frame
>>34149 #
Anonymous
>>34148 #
doesnt really compare to working a 14 hour shift in the forklift factory though
>>34174 #
Anonymous
you will never be forklift certified. You have no license, you have no experience, you have no references.
Anonymous
*le sigh*
I'll just settle for my path of higher education with a STEM degree instead. Forklift Certification is for better men.
Anonymous
Nekochen poo
Anonymous
>>34152 #
I don't do Maths or Computer Science, I do Biology, a field with mostly women in the class. the LEAST trans science.
>>34156 #
Anonymous
transfolx dont do maths, physics or chemistry because they get scared of science
they are ok with biology cus its cute animals and they can learn about the female anatomy and how thats just like they are
and then compsci needs no explanation
>>34157 #
Anonymous
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>>34155 #
funny joke but we both know that in reality when we're discussing trans degrees, what we're really discussing is what degrees do autistic men do? computer science and maths.

I'd accept the insult that studying biology is "woman brained" but it being woman brained inherently means it is not for trans people, as beautiful trans women have the brains of autistic, anime watching men. because... y'know...
Anonymous
compsci sure but theres a big difference between the autistic male archetype that troons out and the quiet-autist male nerd archetype that ends up doing physics or math
chem I could see having trannies but when I studied chem, there was not a single transsexual in the entire major of like 800 people, most of them were the most normal people I have ever met
>>34159 #
Anonymous
>>34158 #
>the quiet-autist male nerd archetype that ends up doing physics or math
all of those males go home and play fallout new vegas. they're ALL trannies.
Anonymous
no they dont
they go home and actually study compared to the made-up sciences like biology and psychology
>>34161 #
Anonymous
>>34160 #
>comparing a hard science like biology to psychology
STEMlet confirmed. You have never gotten a STEM degree. You have never read a peer reviewed paper. You will never analyse data.
Anonymous
no because I dropped out to persue actually interesting things
the other two "you have never" points are obviously wrong and you lack the creativity to come up with funnier points
You will never be nekochen's funniest poster. You have no originiality, you have no wits, you have no jestermaxxed stats.
Anonymous
Because I'm too busy studying. I've got my undergraduate already and in 9 months I'll have an MSC. I am the most highly educated neko. Copenhagen more.
Anonymous
MSC?`more like masters of sucking cock xddddd gotteeemmmmmm
>>34165 #
Anonymous
>>34164 #
h-how did you know what my degree is in
Anonymous
batty-boy.... you dont remember when you came home zooted off of half a medium cider and a bottle of poppers?
Anonymous
>it's the neko writes gay fanfiction about himself and a mroe handsome neko hour
this place must be on repeat, this always happens
Anonymous
Is this the part where I post reference images?
Anonymous
yeah go ahead
Anonymous
That would actually take effort of taking a picture, sorry neko.
Anonymous
>reposts images and videos he didnt make
You will never be nekochen's funniest poster. You have no originiality, you have no wits, you have no jestermaxxed stats.
>>34173 #
Anonymous
>>34172 #
you didn't make them either, unless you are claiming to be Bonni
Anonymous
>>34149 #
Does it compare to the 16 hour shift of playing cs go and modern warfare though?
Anonymous
I didnt record the video but I made the video
>>34176 #
Anonymous
>>34175 #
>I didnt record the video but I made the video
sounds like someone who thinks maths is a real science would say. "uhh, yeah i study maths, our field hasn't had any advancements in 120 years, i just put the numbers into the formulas smarter men than me made before i was born"
>>34179 #
Anonymous
Maths is a real science, shut up.
Anonymous
>>34176 #
>our field hasn't had any advancements in 120 years
This has to be an opinion of someone that hasn't went beyond high school science. I'm sorry neko but there's been plenty of advancements in maths even recently.
>>34182 #
Anonymous
he fell for the bait
everyneko dogpile him fast, make falacious claims
Anonymous
Yeah look whilst you're inside, naming fucking numbers after internet companies, wow a google has HOW many zeroes??? us biologists will be saving the planet and rizzing up the cute girls.
>>34183 #
Anonymous
>>34179 #
yeah name one advancement then? we already know all prime numbers and stuff like the pythagoream theorem was already figured out
>>34185 #
Anonymous
>>34181 #
oh youre a biologist? you mustve spent christmas at your girlfriend's place huh?
>>34184 #
Anonymous
>>34183 #
im too busy to have a girlfriend atm
Anonymous
>>34182 #
I think four color theorem was proven relatively recently, there's been also some advancements in one theorem I was interested in but I can't recall the name right now.
>>34188 #
Anonymous
>"too busy"
>doesnt make edits
>doesnt post cool pics
>doesnt post toks
>still gold 3 on valorant
yeah all right little man
Anonymous
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who's edit won the nekochen editing contest... oh yeah. i remember now.
Anonymous
>>34185 #
maths is so hard they do stuff like:
>lets paint within the lines with these four colours (impossible challenge)
>>34190 #
Anonymous
honestly the maths guy is kinda spitting sense. I propose a STEM alliance. only us nekos studying real sciences can join.
>>34191 #
Anonymous
>>34188 #
Well, I'm not big into very complicated stuff, that would require from me to actually finish a maths degree tbf. But I have some surface level understanding. Also one of the fun proofs is the one with permutations of some anime I don't remember the name of lemme check. It was the Haruhi Suzumiya problem for super-permutations, really clever stuff but understandable without any advanced maths degree.
Anonymous
>>34189 #
why propose an alliance that you yourself is barred from
are you some kind of alliancecuck that likes to see other people form alliances?
inb4 "actually i played horde!! โ˜ ๐Ÿค“"
>>34192 #
Anonymous
>>34191 #
that's crazy my certification of holding an undergraduate degree in a science field is downstairs. can you say the same? i dont think any of y'all can shittalk me on this, i might be gold 3 in valorant but im at least ascendant 2 in STEM education
>>34193 #
Anonymous
>>34192 #
what subject is your degree in?
remember that you said "real sciences" so if you say anything but math, chem, physics or any of their undercategories then you arent allowed in the alliance
>>34194 #
Anonymous
naurr
Anonymous
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since you can only understand things if they're in a stickman comic, here you go little buddy.
Anonymous
>biology (woman (trans (male))) takes things way too seriously and going on the offensive at the littlest thing
hmmmm, I think Ive seen this before
Anonymous
as written by a biologist in order to make themselves feel better about their "field"
>>34201 #
Anonymous
math expert? thats the other neko, I study actual real things
>>34204 #
Anonymous
>>34178 #
>both chemistry and maths have long feminine hair in this comic
literally proven to be trans degrees
Anonymous
>>34202 #
I wish I was a math expert. Unless there's another other neko I don't know about.
Anonymous
y-yea?? but then uuh.... biology is the bald degree!
>>34206 #
Anonymous
>he's posting it for the third time this thread
>>34208 #
Anonymous
>>34207 #
it's really funny and people like when i post it
Anonymous
neko gets like 5 posts a day, just tell us to scroll up half a page if you want us to rewatch it
Anonymous
it gets more like 500 when you start arguing and calling things trans
Anonymous
and guess what happens? I top frag the arguments as usual
cis post (this one)
>>34212 #>>34273 #
Anonymous
>>34211 #
is this poster transgender? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
Anonymous
leading question and thusly rigged. You must ask a neutral question since it has more yes-associated answers and this is unbalanced. You would never get away with rolling a weighted die at boardgame club
Anonymous
Am I transgender? #8ball (No)
Anonymous
Solved.
Anonymous
Im still certain that whoever posted the reki post was actually the rekiposter
Anonymous
If I was going to post the rekipost, I would've posted all 3. I refuse to do so as it goes against my moral code.
Anonymous
but the motives line up
you no longer like reki to the same extent you did, you feel like she crossed you by going down this path that she is and you wanted revenge
Anonymous
I wouldn't do something to spite her, that is incredibly womanly behaviour. If you don't like someone anymore you just ignore them.
Anonymous
you say that but you also still post reki('s old stuff and that blurred pic)
>>34221 #
Anonymous
>>34221 #
Are there even any bonbibros on this site? Except for that one poster that drivebys some bonbis once in a while but he's not mentally well I don't think
Anonymous
but I dont see bonbiposters claiming to take the moral high ground
Anonymous
There are no bonbiposters left. So why would I want Reki to go down the bonbi route with increasingly lewd patreon images?
>>34226 #
Anonymous
>>34224 #
well if you think about it this way: if going down the increasingly lewd patreon image pipeline makes people stop posting you, if she does this then the people who post rekis patreon images would all stop and then you win in the end cus her paywalled content is no longer being spread
>>34230 #
Anonymous
>>34225 #
Pretty good. Only one I disagree with strongly is Sunset. I really really really like that map.
Anonymous
Do I watch the new godzilla in cinema tomorrow #8ball (No)
Anonymous
>>34226 #
Yes. But I wouldn't be looking at it either. I cancelled the renewal on her patreon page like 2 weeks ago when she did an interest check for a tier of lewder images for a higher price.
Anonymous
>>34229 #
this is the kind of deference i deserve for wasting my life on video games
>>34233 #
Anonymous
I think Reki is super sexy
Anonymous
>>34231 #
*goes down on knees and prays in front of you*
my liege, I am humbled to be in your presence
>>34236 #
Anonymous
>>34229 #
>high elo
I saw a post online saying that Gold - Immortal 2 are basically the same lobbies just with different badges. His Elo according to science, is basically gold level.
>>34236 #
Anonymous
I hate low elo players
>>34237 #
Anonymous
>>34234 #
yeah man you wanna play a game on my immortal account and see how you do lol
>>34233 #
anon please dont make me horny on christmas
>>34238 #
Anonymous
>>34235 #
yeah, people below plat 1 are despicable and perhaps not even real humans
Anonymous
>>34236 #
I'd probably win if we rolled Haven. I've got a 68% winrate on that map. Lotus would would also be an ez win, I hit a 1vs4 clutch on attacking side recently. The whole team chanted my name in voice chat afterwards.
Anonymous
ive been >top 1% in three games but valorant is childe game filled with pretty color and light for kid feel happy cant understand dark man game like counterstrike so im low rank permalow pissrandom shitter nonamer on that game unfortunately
>>34240 #>>34243 #
Anonymous
>>34243 #
yeah yeah but global NA doesnt count, you dont have to play with russians
>>34249 #
Anonymous
>>34244 #
Yes, that 25 RR difference between our ranks is such a huge skill gap. You play OP champs, I play the worst champ in the game, like goku wearing the weighted training vest in the hyperbolic time chamber.
Anonymous
>>34245 #
b-b-but i was in mythic league too!
uhhhhhh i promise i was good
>>34250 #
Anonymous
I dont know what mythic league is sorry neko, is that high rank apex? >>34249 #
Anonymous
no mythic league was league on faceit for super sweats
>>34253 #
Anonymous
oh then youre probably better than I ever was >>34251 #
i played some faceit and esea but I stopped basically the day i got global cus i was so burned out from grinding
Anonymous
>>34256 #
thats my alt account where i troll, on my main i'm diamond 2.
Anonymous
post a screenie
Anonymous
too busy
Anonymous
interesting how they always say that when the platinum BVLL mogs them, hmmm
>>34262 #
Anonymous
>>34260 #
>calls himself a BVLL because he's played more counter strike than me
yeah, the BVLL of nerdsville
Anonymous
das rite battyboy, keep calling me BVLL and maybe ill carry you
Anonymous
my winrate on deadlock is higher in games i play solo than games i've played with you
Anonymous
cus im so good that the average mmr in the match is raised so high you cant compete against the real seasoned professionals
>>34270 #>>34268 #
Anonymous
>he has taken more than 20 seconds to respond
argument won babyyyyyy
Anonymous
stacked with you - 67 matches 52.4% winrate
deadlock winrate overall - 136 matches 55.1% winrate

crazy how my winrate is higher overall, surely if.. you were carrying me.. my average would be lower...
Anonymous
>>34268 #
your post lacks numbers, schizo, you cannot defeat me. I know for a fact on the ~13th December 2023 that I won 6 games solo.
Anonymous
I must correct a previous post of mine that I made in a hurry
In the post with accompanying postID >>34265 # posted on the ~25th December 2023, I hurriedly wrote "pathology" although what was intended to be included within that message was "etiology", which is the study of cause. Forgive me for this simple oversight and I swear to be more diligant in the future.
Anonymous
a 55.1% winrate is pretty good though ngl, especially on an underpowered champ like deadlock
>>34272 #
Anonymous
>>34271 #
yeah, he could easily get plat 1 if he just kept playing but he had to uninstall after 1 loss (after a 3 game winstreak) and now we will never know what he wouldve peaked aside from g3
>>34274 #
Anonymous
instead of grinding valorant im instead grinding on grindr
>>34279 #
Anonymous
I have played like 12-15 hours of this one roblox game and Im pretty cracked at it, I figured out ways to min-max and speedrun the game
>>34280 #
Anonymous
>>34277 #
Well, what are the results? Have you hit plat there?
Anonymous
>>34278 #
anon discovers dunking on 8 year old playing on chrome books
>>34281 #
Anonymous
>>34280 #
no its a single player game, PvE
Anonymous
ah man vs machine
an underexplored genre
Anonymous
>>34285 #
isnt tf2 infamously a tranny game
Anonymous
no, its moreso a furry game than a tranny game
Anonymous
>>34289 #
common but incorrect statement
Anonymous
>>34288 #
let me check his steam profile and see what his top 5 games are, ill get back to you
Anonymous
>>34288 #
just ask transneko (ill direct you to a post of xeir's here >>34284 # ) what games they have in their steam library
Anonymous
i used to set my spray in TF2 to the leaked lewds of that one girl from iCarly
Anonymous
That's really rude, I just wanted to know what games are the trans games...
Anonymous
0/6 transgames
thats incredible
Anonymous
>>34298 #
the shooting feels really good and one clipping someone makes me cum
that skin is cute i use it too
>>34300 #
Anonymous
>>34299 #
yeah i love dropping somewhere, getting bad loot and then dying after running to the circle for 15 minutes straight
>>34301 #
Anonymous
>>34300 #
you're gonna make me say skill issue anonie and i dont wanna do that to you
>>34303 #
Anonymous
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aside from WoW and League, this is my highest played game ever
this is so normiecoded I can even call myself a spas
>>34320 #
Anonymous
>>34301 #
it's not a skill issue, i just played wattson, who is an underpowered champ. if i wanted to win more i guess i could spam some shit like wraith or valkyrie
>>34304 #
Anonymous
>>34303 #
the chad pick is pathfinder but im too bad at his grapple to actually play him
>>34305 #
Anonymous
>>34304 #
Naurrr, I played a lot of pathfinder when I was younger. It's a decent game but it's too bloated. Not a fan of pathfinder 2 either. The whole point of pathfinder was to be a replacement for 3.5th edition dnd.

These days I don't play any dnd or dndclones.
>>34306 #>>34307 #
Anonymous
>>34305 #
i am holding a thumbs down to my monitor
Anonymous
>>34305 #
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
Anonymous
I played apex in the beta or like right after release and up until that first new character was released, i think it was caustic or whatever that fat guy who could gas people a la nazi style in rooms because the barrels would block the doors
pretty fun game but I am legit just not fast enough to keep up with the game
>>34309 #>>34310 #
Anonymous
>>34308 #
>beta
you dont have to sign your posts
Anonymous
>>34308 #
Yeah he was pretty popular when I played the game. It's funny that "haha he makes really stinky gas" was considered a top tier character design.
Anonymous
PUBG was the best battle royale before they ruined it. It was slow, it was thoughtful, it required tactical thinking. Every other battle royale is just "run at them and shoot haha dopamine!!! buy the skins!!"
>>34313 #
Anonymous
best battle royale game? yeah fortnite season 1-3 back in 2017 early 2018 for sure
Anonymous
>>34311 #
pubg was fun
shroud streaming that game when he first went full time streamer was the only time i ever enjoyed twitch
>>34314 #>>34316 #
Anonymous
>>34313 #
you can enjoy twitch easily if you visit twitch.tv/northernlion
Anonymous
hes gonna link the most unfunny guy imaginable
joke would be slightly funnier if he had said ohhpinkk instead
Anonymous
>>34316 #
hahahahahahahh now that's funny!
Anonymous
>>34316 #
I'M DEAD ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Anonymous
thats just my top game on 1 profile
i have several games with multiple thousands of hours
if I could see my hours played on wow since 2007 as well as league since 2011 i would faint
Anonymous
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>>34320 #
I've also had like 2k hours in league, almost 2k in eu3, probably somewhere close to that in poe but I don't track those because of playing on standalone. Last time xfire was around I think I've had 7k across multiple games there.
>>34324 #
Anonymous
>>34320 #
i was unemployed and depressed after college so i just stayed home and played video games every day
>>34324 #
Anonymous
>>34323 #
not judging you! i was also unemployed and depressed for a year after high school so i know what it's like. ironically thats probably when i gamed the least, i just kinda.. existed. in my 2023 steam replay the height of my gaming happened when i was in the middle of the 3 week haze where i wrote my dissertation. i was writing a paragraph and then gaming for an hour or 3 to clear my head. good times. actually, it was the worst of times. the durst of times.
>>34322 #
>5k in dota
i kneel. you probably even know how to play meepo.
>>34333 #
Anonymous
also RoR2neko whats your favourite character in that game (important question)
>>34326 #
Anonymous
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I also like artificer, those 2 were my favourites when I played that game a lot (even when the game came out and artificer had her flamethrower and not her surge jump)
>>34334 #
Anonymous
>>34324 #
>you probably even know how to play meepo
I actually don't, I think meepo and chen are the only heroes I don't really play. I do play invoker though, sometimes. I also have encyclopedic knowledge on the game, or at least had, the patches kinda eroded some of it since the game changed a lot since I was last playing regularly.
Anonymous
>>34334 #
she is the best i love her
Anonymous
>>34334 #
she has some cute toks too but he doesnt post the toks anymore :L
Anonymous
i stopped because you lot started and it messed with my head
Anonymous
bye see u tomorrow nkeo #autobahn
BANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
>>34340 #
Anonymous
>>34338 #
I do not understand that either, like I wanna see boni toks but he refuses to post them for some reason... It was fun seeing him post them and now it's kinda drab and I don't want to post them to piss him off either, a strange conundrum
>>34344 #
Anonymous
I think we should nuke England
>>34343 #
Anonymous
>>34341 #
Yeah I am going to stop posting boni toks even though I enjoy them as he clearly doesn't like it when other people post them.
>>34345 #
Anonymous
>>34344 #
Well, I think I've posted like 2 total, maybe 3 at most. And it was when he was away for a week or 2 or so I think, but I thought he's going to come back and start posting her again
Anonymous
oops
Anonymous
>>34352 #
my gut disagrees with this but i haven't played since i was 14
>>34354 #
Anonymous
>>34353 #
Unfortunately Lilly, despite being best girl, is too perfect and also her route is arguably the worst because there's no central conflict, there's nothing to overcome, she has no issues, she's well adjusted, polite, beautiful, blind but almost entirely self-reliant and also half-scottish. I CAN'T fix her, because she doesn't need fixing.
>>34355 #
Anonymous
>>34355 #
>you will never get to ride her loch ness monster
why even live loch lohmond bros
Anonymous
anyone here played all the metal gear solid games
Anonymous
anyone here played all of the games?
Anonymous
i played most of them
>>34360 #
Anonymous
dang. I think pinball is one of the games ever tbh
Anonymous
I forgot to say this earlier. merry christmas AP
>>34367 #
Anonymous
JUST ap?
wtf anon bring enough for the whole class
Anonymous
its still christmas in APs timezone
everyone else will have to wait until next year
>>34366 #
Anonymous
>>34365 #
i litchrally live in the united states its christmas for like 6 more hours
Anonymous
how does crouch jumping work, how does crouching mid air make you go further/higher? does it work like that irl too?
>>34369 #
Anonymous
>>34368 #
you pull your legs up higher
and yeah i guess it could work irl that's what hurdle jumpers do in a way
Anonymous
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yeah like neko said but instead of shrinking your legs like the pic shows, you bend your knees and bring them up towards your chest
>>34371 #
Anonymous
>>34371 #
that anon hasn't learned how to shrink yet give him time
Anonymous
yeah but mbappe clears nozzomi
>>34375 #
Anonymous
>>34374 #
Unfortunately, nobody clears Noemi. I think 2024 is gonna be the year where I become a Noemi super fan now that reki has fallen off harder than [your favourite band]
>>34376 #>>34390 #
Anonymous
>>34376 #
>younglin
aren't those the guys star wars man killed
Anonymous
no money spread? Guess you're broke after all
Anonymous
that's only $240, i deadass have more than that in cash in my wallet right now
Anonymous
not gonna post it though, i've already name, location, height and dick size doxxed myself on neko, im not gonna handdoxx myself
Anonymous
I don't think i've had a solid shit in weeks. Just a horrible, turgid, explosive, half-liquid mess every time. Not sure what's causing it. Its a rare day when it doesn't leave stains, or solid chunks stuck to the side of the bowl, that need plunging or manual scrubbing to remove. The frequency, too, is ridiculous. The urge is insatiable, as soon as you stand up you feel like you're on borrowed time. In fact even as you sit there you feel that you could remain sat, continuing to shit, for far longer if you had the time, but eventually you have to stand up because you can't be shitting forever. I don't even know where it comes from. Am I digesting a single crumb that goes down my throat? Occasionally the pain is so vivid that it feels for certain that something has gone wrong, and that you have strained so hard that your organs are being squeezed down your sphincter and that you will die where you sit.
>>34384 #
Anonymous
>>34383 #
the most relatable post on nekochen
i'd like to add the feeling of having your intenstines wringed out but never feeling empty
Anonymous
>>34376 #
i make more than that in a day but cute hands can i take you on a date
Anonymous
up too late again
suicidal ideations and corecore tiktok fyp has returned
will dissappear by sunrise but alas, we are all mortal
>>34387 #
Anonymous
>>34388 #
ill still fall for you
Anonymous
>>34375 #
>spoiler
That reminds me I have to listen to their newest album (that came out like probably more than 2 years ago), I'll get back to you after that.
Anonymous
suns out, guns out
jk its greyer than a mule
but its time for another day of being mentally ill
Anonymous
>have idea
>dont do anything with idea for two days
>idea gone
nooooo it was a good idea
>>34393 #
Anonymous
>>34392 #
Well, now it's a no idea hehe
Anonymous
have downloaded several thousands of dollars worth of AE plugins meant for professional post-fx movie editing just to make cute videos of tiktok cosplayers
I have virus scanned everything but if I get a virus anyways Im just gonna move my archives to a flash and then nuke my pc
>>34395 #
Anonymous
>>34395 #
do you have ae downloaded or do you want a link to that ?
>>34397 #
Anonymous
>>34398 #
yeah i just clicked this link and now my laptop is on FIRE
Anonymous
another one of your greatest jokes, sire
Anonymous
its 4pm and it already is super dark outside, i hate winer i hate winer
Anonymous
>saw a good omen video on youtube and now i want to reinstall valorant and play omen
ahhh
Anonymous
this after effects thing is hard to use
Anonymous
>>34405 #
>please stop shouting at your video games sweetie
Anonymous
>>34411 #
it didnt have any numbers so i didnt read it
Anonymous
>every schizopost is the same person
didnt you use to say this
>>34414 #
Anonymous
>>34413 #
theres only like 5 posters so its safe to assume there is only one schizo
Anonymous
only 5 posters?
Anonymous
you're right, there's only 3 posters. you, me and the schizo
Anonymous
i dont post on endchan nor flimsy and I think there are more than 3 people on those sites
>>34418 #
Anonymous
>>34417 #
endchan's bbg only has like 4 posters
Anonymous
yeah but I wasnt talking about bbg
>>34420 #
Anonymous
>>34419 #
i often forget endchan is more than just bbg
Anonymous
watching a cs 1.6 video and this guy has imported valorant skins for his cs guns thats funny
Anonymous
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there are those that said "you'll never hit plat" "enjoy being gold 3 for life buddy"

guess who reinstalled valorant, got carried hard in 2 games and hit plat? this guy
Anonymous
a win is a win
Anonymous
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now i can finally uninstall this game and not be baited into any more convos about it. i hit plat, im in the top 5% of valorant players, im confirmed good
>>34434 #
Anonymous
>top 5%
that includes the 99% of the playerbase that are women and paraplegics
you are top 55% of men by being plat, so below average
its over
Anonymous
thats crazy, im still a higher rank than you little buddy
Anonymous
plat 1 is a very good rank and i am proud of you for reaching it, every single day of hard work grinding on comp paid off, now you can uninstall and never again feel bad at valorant, you did it, you won :)
Anonymous
writing down positive affirmations for yourself is something women do
Anonymous
something women do? yeah i guess you could say thats me
Anonymous
a little chuckle but dont get too ahead of yourself
Anonymous
just uninstalled valorant, im finally free (and plat)
Anonymous
been hanging out on a discord server that some tiktok editor made and the people on there are pretty chill but everyone makes the most normie stuff ever like Batman edits, football edits, f1 edits and shit whilst people like us edit esoteric high brow content like... tiktokkers dancing in cute outfits
theres one guy posting his schizocore nazi-like hyperborea edits, at least he's unique in the server
Anonymous
>>34434 #
positive rizz, rizzomatic
Anonymous
kanye apologized to the jews
Anonymous
[GOOD ENDING]
Anonymous
2 weeks ago he said he was comparable to jesus and hitler
I give it until end of jan before he goes back on the apology
>>34440 #
Anonymous
>>34439 #
well hitler did go to art school, and jesus was assassinated by jews.. soo...
Anonymous
teaching bitches how to swim
teaching bitches how to swim
teaching bitches how to swim
teaching bitches how to swim
down
Anonymous
All dead dogs go to heaven cause dumb bitches let them in (in)
They're just racist and they wanna fuck
Anonymous
trans music
Anonymous
actually yeah, trans people love death grips
Anonymous
I like my iPod more than fu--cking
Anonymous
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>watching a video on death grips
>guy making video interviews death grips fans
>this guy shows up
wtf i used to be friends with him on instagram like 3 years ago back when he had a music page and a "Tomboy Supremacy" page. thats crazy
Anonymous
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this is so cool good music good character good animatic
Anonymous
Diameter: 12756 km
Circumference: 40075 km
Anonymous
yeah thats small given that AP calls himself skinny and theyre roughly the same size naurrrr ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Anonymous
AP?
Anonymous
AP stands for adipose poster naurrrrrrrr
Anonymous
AP stands for Apparently Platnium, as he recently reached that rank (the highest rank) in valorant.
Anonymous
>platnium
Anonymous
hey im an ESL, dont laugh at me
Anonymous
good knight neko!!!
Anonymous
>>34460 #
did you remember to use that white powder climbers usually use on their hands? it's supposed to help you grip on things better and avoid slipping from sweat
>>34462 #
Anonymous
>>34461 #
I forgot to pay for a bag of chalk when I paid to lend shoes so I did like 90 minutes without it before a dude that I had conversed with a little said "Are you climbing without chalk?" -Yeah, forgot to hire a bag "Oh wow, chalk helps a crazy amount, it's like climbing without your shoes"
I could at this point have gotten a bag but it was too late and I was already too gassed out so it wouldnt have mattered much. I could barely hold my own bodyweight with my arms
>>34463 #
Anonymous
>>34464 #
you're climbing up with a safety rope attached i presume?
Anonymous
>>34466 #
that's not that tall thankfully, i remember seeing a vid of this dude bouldering and accidentally falling down to his leg and breaking it apart, be careful neko
>>34468 #
Anonymous
>>34467 #
it was like 5-6 meters tall but there are mattresses underneath and I drink my milk so Im not a weakboned little rascal like some people you may see on videos
t. never broken a bone
>>34469 #
Anonymous
>>34468 #
man bouldering does look cool as an exercise tho, my pussy ass could never do it because of fear of heights even with safety attached
Anonymous
yeah it was fun and Im definitely going back
now that Ive practically started working out again this will make it easier for me to get over the hurdle keeping me from going to the gym and I can do both that and bouldering and become the coolest person alive
Anonymous
the average neko is 5'4
>>34472 #
Anonymous
>>34471 #
Wait, I'm 6'2 though...
Anonymous
yeah I bring the average down sorry
Anonymous
ooompa looompa dibbity do
>>34476 #
Anonymous
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Anonymous
>friend told me he got a date lined up for after new years, met her on some dating app
>tells me "yeah man, youve ought to start using them as well"
>>34479 #
Anonymous
had an idea to write a book on how to manage your time and beat procrastination but I havent started it yet
Anonymous
>>34480 #
is she a catherine hunter
Anonymous
valorant was more fun in silver, plat is literally just as bad players but 5x more toxic
Anonymous
>rank up in game and its suddenly not as fun anymore
yeah this is the universal experience since you only rank up when you start taking the game more seriously and start trying and that saps the fun out of everything real fast
>>34485 #
Anonymous
>>34484 #
they don't take the game more seriously though. I've been bronze through to plat, it's literally the same fucking lobbies, people are just more cunts the higher up it gets. nobody comms well, nobody has plans, people are just as bad.
>>34486 #
Anonymous
>>34485 #
I never said people were better, I said they take the game more seriously
They get emotionally invested in whether they win or not as opposed to "man that was a fun game, shame we lost but oh well"
>>34488 #
Anonymous
>got added by someone from the enemy team after
>requested to join their party
>they accepted just before they got into a game
>it was a 2stack of cute sounding european girls
once again the world seeks to bury me
>>34489 #
Anonymous
>>34486 #
you'd think if they were more emotionally invested they'd try harder :^), it really just means they get outright toxic by round 2
Anonymous
>>34487 #
>>requested to join their party
yeah this was your downfall, shouldve whispered them instantly with
>hey bbygurls
>>34490 #
Anonymous
>>34489 #
they accepted tho? just admit you're jealous of my allchat rizz
Anonymous
yeah but are u in a game with them? no
>>34492 #
Anonymous
>>34491 #
i will be after their game ends
Anonymous
>waiting in the main menu like a lapdog for the two girls to finish their game
>suddenly they say "i gotta go my bedtime is now" and they both log off
many such cases
Anonymous
ate spicy food today
neither stomach nor bunghole liked it and to be honest my mouth wasnt a superfan either
>>34495 #
Anonymous
>>34495 #
spicy nuggets with a buffalo hot sauce
Anonymous
oh no no no no no no
Anonymous
did u lose cus u played with the two girls?
Anonymous
i lost on purpose because gold lobbies are more fun than plat lobbies lol
Anonymous
fair
Anonymous
i simply do not care about midsen
Anonymous
>richer
>taller
>can grow facial hair
>good at games
all of these he has over you
he simply is the god gamer
Anonymous
>STEM degree
yeah i have him beat
Anonymous
hes a graduated engineer
which is actually, first off not only a masters (he has you beat) but also an engineering degree (higher prestige than just a simple science one)
Anonymous
>seething so hard that the dog tamer has him beat he starts googling to find out the actual facts
hes got you on that one as well
Anonymous
its crazy how fast you type when you've got his balls in your mouth
Anonymous
I dont use my mouth to type unlike you Mr. paraplegic with a mouth grasping a pen pecking at the keyboard naurrrrrrr
Anonymous
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
YOU'RE RUINING CHRISTMAS
Anonymous
how are you gonna dispose of my 80kg if u cant get rid of your own 10 naurrrrr thats a low blow
Anonymous
>doesnt wait until new years to make a new year new thread
Anonymous
another potential gimmick edition not actualized cus these newnekos cant keep it in their pants
Anonymous
okay. make your own posts
#autobahn
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