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2. No personal contact with any tokkers
3. No doxx
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Last thread: https://nekochen.net/tt/26414
first for shrivix
>>28487 #
you killed the thread, are you happy with what you've done? the blood is on YOUR hands buddy
52 celsius lad. I dont think i can make it
>>28488 #
I didn't realise posting cyute tokfus could kill nekochen. If that were true, it would've been DESTROYED the moment OP posted bubble_juice, otherwise known to us oldnekos as bonnie, which is a shortening of her latin name, bonnie "m" bonkers.
No one here has photos of it?DELETED BY 'Moderator'
Why is he typing in portugues? Por favor stop doing this
~2015/~2016 Cutegen?DELETED BY 'Moderator'
Nobody cares about your tranny discord server go away fag
I remember no one on ~8chan said anything about at least the first ~two so I basically just forgot about them.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
I was about to type "nobody is talking about discord" then I saw another person reply to you and their reply disappeared. it's der shadowbannen....
>>28500 #DELETED BY 'Moderator'
I don't have any, wtf happened I ran the biggest server on Discord several times and everyone acted like it didn't happen?
I'm not using Discord just asking like wtf.DELETED BY 'Moderator'
One more word, mister, and you'll force my hand. I don't want to, but I will be forced to in order to keep the civility on such a fine establishment such as this
20th for PICK HER
can someone post the "paro paro paro" bonitok, i want to laugh b4 i go to bed.
IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT TODAY
Send me an air conditioner and i will personally send you boni
>>28513 #
bost full tok.. paro.. i have NEED to hear that audio again, and my archives... i deleted them 3 minutes ago....
>>28513 #
>>28515 #
>>28517 #
>>28518 #
STOPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>28518 #
based, i hereby give you oldneko status (I've been an oldneko for the last 3 weeks so I'm allowed to give that out)
oldnekos remember the lyrics
the nword (neko)
Oldnekos know what is behind the spoiler before they even hover.
Piercing on your lip it's perfect,
Never seen another girl this perfect,
Sticking out your tongue for the picture,
You're so pretty,
You're so popular,
I just want to be your sweetheart,
Fucking come here,
Give me your heart
I FORGOT TO SPOILER THE SONG LYRICS
T'was all good fun but I really gotta slumber now. Gn nekos
I joined a society's discord for my uni thinking I'd have a new club to go to and there's like five dedicated trolls, and the club president is a verifiable schizoid who when he/she/it disassociates uses chatbot anime avatars to types messages in their stead, and is banning and timing out people constantly, and the president is apparently SUSPENDED from the university currently.
new reki (and kiko) before bed.
the club president is currently operating multiple chat bot identities to talk to himself, shuttting down other members that try to talk to them, and one pro-trump free speech cringelord is writing epic tomes about how he thinks dedicated trolls should be given their own channels and special roles like "king of trolling" rather than being banned.
I can't believe I was going to quit d&d club for THIS.
people who have sex dont do this
I think the guy might just be retarded
How do retards make into Uni now? Where did we go wrong
Where's the photos of the Discord servers I ran in ~2015, ~2016, I know some you cunts probably have photos of them?DELETED BY 'Moderator'
*some of youDELETED BY 'Moderator'
Piercing on your lip it's perfect,Never seen another girl this perfect,Sticking out your tongue for the picture,You're so pretty,You're so popular,I just want to be your sweetheart,Fucking come here,Give me your heart
Post chip
imitation chip
Hey baby you sound like dracula flow
i got home and ate three slices of pizza ask me anything
>>28557 #
was it the type of food you enjoyed eating or did you just scarf it down and then immediately regret it
>>28558 #
i can't remember
>>28559 #
i enjoyed it very much i had not eaten for like 11 hours
it was pretty good pizza too
>>28563 #
no they let me live here so i can build wealth and purchase a house instead of throwing away money (renting)
gn nekofriends
hello new kay content to pick from
You may remember my epic tomes about having a crush on a guy from my class, just heard him speak and its an ftm. I'm not gay after all
Sneed
I am already saved.
>eat ghost chilli pepper hot wings from PopEyes™
>they're not even that spicy
i was LIED to
for me it's the popeys spicy chicken sandwich
average nekochen poster right now
>the guy is STILL debating the concept of freedom of speech inside the boardgame society's discord channel
dude literally has no friends to talk about this with. sad!
anyway, neko, do you think people have a right to say whatever they want and be free from consequences?
>>28589 #
>free from consequences
Is this like a gotcha for schizo getting banned?
I'm for communities self-moderating, I'm not for people having their lives ruined because they've said nazis good.
>>28590 #
I won't lie, I'm struggling to decipher this kid's inane ramblings so I'll just post his latest reply here.
>>28591 #
He might be rambling but I guess we agree on some level. And before somebody psychoanalyzes my last post, I wouldn't be for people having their lives ruined because they've said communists good either.
There's some limits to free speech even for me but the Overton window is so skewed right now that considering the minutiae of that is meaningless rn.
>>28592 #
Idealistically I agree with you, but come on, to an extent being retarded with your speech will make you unemployable. If you publicly say, loud and proud, that hitler was right about the jews, is any jewish person ever going to want to work with you?
I don't think anyone has 'their life ruined' unless they're plainly retarded with how they speak. If you want to be facist, just do it like a normal person and write facist stuff on a discord server, whilst using an anime girl avatar. Don't say it on twitter, with your own face and your full legal name attached.
>>28593 #
>is any jewish person ever going to want to work with you
True, they don't have to. I don't feel like you should be free from all repercussions. Really, letting dumbasses run free on the internet was a mistake and closed communities are the way.
I still really don't like the way that speech is persecuted right now, digging up posts from years or decades ago, infiltrating private servers, stuff like that.
I totally agree that being a dumbass on twitter is mostly a "you problem" as in those people mostly bring the heat onto themselves.
530 the car missing...
>Time: 5:30
>Car: Missing
started Darkest Dungeon 2 and this is kind of disappointing
lol I told you a bunch of literal robots would die on ~Nov. 14th 2023.
amezo.jp 9/11 Myojo 56
Means 4chan is just a bunch of literal robots posting now.
Confirmed ~2.75+ billion humans dead?
billions must die
LLaMA 3 confirmed to already be released?
BILLIONS WILL DIE.... unless you let me spam on nekochen, home of the nekos
would you guys fucka downie if she was really hot?
>>28627 #
not how would, I know thats a foreign concept here, but rather would you if you had the opportunity?
I see
>set alarm for 8 am (7 hours sleep)
>wake up, look at the clock, go "I can sleep another 20 min"
>8:20, wake up, look at the clock, go "I can sleep another 20 min"
>8:40, wake up, look at the clock, go "I can sleep another 20 min"
>...
>11:40
>finally rested, get out of bed
>>28636 #
Neko, going into REM takes about 90 minutes... I've stopped doing that ever since I've understood that it's not helping at all.
>>28638 #
>I just love sleeping
The rare snoozerneko 😮
Whenever I have to go somewhere or do something though and I have "another 15 minutes" I just get up. It rarely gets better.
>>28639 #
>It rarely gets better.
no but it does get comfier and I had nothing to do for those 3 hours anyways
thanking god every day nora farts on the same planet as i do
good seeing her with friends
this really suits her
estou em casa meu amigos e minha amigas
new bonbi dropped
>>28663 #
damn, did it make a crater or what? cus she fat get it?
attaching a tok to my mean posts so eveyrone knows who the devil behind the screen is
i think we are the same valorant rank now buddy
ive been incognito throwing and playing like shit
first game was in plat 3 elo
For those not online last night we have selected THE METAMORPHOSIS by FRANZ KAFKA as the first book in the neko book club.
Please refer to the following link for those who do not have access to a hard copy at their local library, book store or book depository
https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/5200/pg5200-images.html
The session will be held on SUNDAY this week, at some point in the evening when we have a good number of people online.
In light of the reduced notice this week and the fact that this is our first go at it, the assigned reading is the first of the three sections that make up the novel. The following 2 will be discussed the following week.
>>28673 #
you are welcome to discuss the deep symbolism/muffled cries for help that I've buried within this post
>>28672 #
big insect lol
>>28678 #
It has been years upon years since I watched that movie (in English Lang-Lit class)
Probably
Is it gay if i watched a bunch of dreamybull memes and get them recommended to me on tiktok and youtube now
>>28677 #
Is this true? I, acidposter, the dictator of the Neko Village hereby declare war on the Bonination
This is an unprecedented turn of events.
Even the bonbiposter has joined the war effort!
I roll attack for the joint Acidposter and Bonbiposter attack #d20 (14)
D&D club is boring today I can't wait to quit
a 20 sided dice
can you imagine such a thing?
>It took me 17 days to break 8 pull ups
For this occasion I will post the same tok.
despite sucking massive dick (on purpose) I still managed to get carried the last game and outrank Mr. AbekiPoster
>>28711 #
I dont care about that, I just thought it was fun it placed me in silver 1 when i threw my hardest
I had a game I went like 9/24 and my teammate was 38/11 and we still lost
but now I am near ur rank so we gucci
>>28712 #
I get it, you're better than me... please stop embarrassing me infront of the nekos, they all think I'm a buff and a cool and good at valorant
or even one step further, norgefru
unix passt 170bill oh schnap
if we were still on .moe i wouldve had to update my filters today
tiktok ids went past 73X... this sunday as well
did you know tiktok ids are just unix timestampes multiplied by 2^32
I wanna create a script that just incrementally counts up and down from 7300000000000000000 to find the tok closest to the turning point
but I also know I am not interested enough to find out
>homeschooled
>>28737 #
it would probably be easier just sending queries asking for data for each tok until you get a response back rather than trying to scrape
>>28734 #
I wonder what the hitrate would be if you just generated random numbers in the correct range and checked if they existed as valid toks
Y'all making me want to program that shit but it's too late. If you don't do it by tomorrow I might take a crack addict.
Gn Nekos
>>28740 #
if you go off of a random number i found online saying that 8.6 million vids were uploaded in 2021 then the amount of videos divided by IDs that could possibly exist during that entire year is
0.00000634938%
>A lot of these videos are regulated through the app's community guidelines which is why a huge chunk of these videos was removed in 2021
So something below that
So thats 63 parts per billion
TONIGHT one BILLION people WILL die UNLESS you POST sleepy REKI
do your extremities get cold as fuck when you drink caffeine or is that just me
>>28745 #
Grim.
Attaching a tok to my post so that everyneko knows who the devil behind this evil post is
he strikes again!
>>28748 #
>Grim.
I-I know you are but what am I!
Not attaching a tok to my post because us rekiposters get bullied enough
I have hidden the post above mine, and also submitted a site-wide report before doing so in order to have a member of the nekochen moderation team take a look at that post and take disciplinary actions on the very rude neko
This was so obviously a boniposter falseflag to make his haters look dumber than he is. Don't fall for his tricks, he's still mean. And he will NEVER be dictator of Nekoville.
aaaagghhh it feels like the bottom of my feet and the palms of my hands are going to freeze off
>remember the german girl that fancied me and gave me thick wool socks to wear when I slept over at her cold log cabin in the deepest winter
nobody will ever love me like this girl, who for the record did not love me, loved me
>>28768 #
uhm... mods?? this post was made by a BAN EVADER he has been REPORTED at least TWICE now and action has not been TAKEN YET???
Epic tome about dnd club to follow.
I'm not enjoying it, everyone else is, I'm gonna quit.
>>28773 #
Probably be depressed about how I've tried to be social this semester but I have 0 friends and I just feel out of touch with people who are at most 5 years younger than me.
>>28774 #
>At most 5 years younger
at most or at least?
nvm I read it again Im just dumb
Have you tried being social outside of clubs? or talking to people about stuff that isnt club related?
>>28775 #
It's legitimately too late, all the friend groups are locked in.
Ehhh, I try talking with people about stuff outside of clubs. I spoke ro one of the guys about warhammer, but he kinda didn't pick up on the conversation.
The girl in the group recently bought a warhammer set and immediately he was offering to lend her glue and stuff for the figures.
Everyone knows each other outside of the club and nobody likes me I'm unlikeable
HE PLAYS WARHAMMER AND OWNS MUMTIPLE ARMIES
>>28776 #
>all the friend groups are locked in
look for the other lonely lemmings
>spoke about warhammer, he didnt pick up the convo
maybe he just didnt like warhammer
>he plays warhammer
that just means that he is an incredibly severe autist and probably cant hold conversations
>he was offering to lend her glue
he wants to fuck her (she is a girl (male))
>Everyone knows each other outside of the club and nobody likes me I'm unlikeable
this problem can be resolved by simply losing weight and grooming your appearance
>>28772 #
are you the same anon who's friend suddenly left the DnD game just to go play with other people and didnt invite you
>>28786 #
You're confusing like 3 different stories. But yes, I am that person, but also its nothing like that, he didn't leave the game, and he only didn't invite me because he runs it at like 1am my time
with every passing minute, I get one less minute of sleep tomorrow
any eubros wanna swiftplay
>>28792 #
its too late for me to feel the effects anymore
>>28793 #
yeah ill play one before bed
>>28795 #
hop on swift there are hot german he/she/they/qualquer pronome girls there
>>28793 #
Sorry neko, I'm depressed rn rn rn, I'm gonna sleep
>>28794 #
I share a bedroom so I can't game past 10pm skullemoji
>>28790 #
seems kind of like a cope
the fact you seem to struggle to make friends and then on top of that your friend didnt even invite you after leaving you it should be pretty obvious the reality of the situation
personally my friends would at least be like "yeah so its really late your time so no pressure but if you want you're welcomed to join us" which it doesnt seem like you got such an invitation
>>28797 #
That's cool, I can tell you've got a lot going on in your life because you spend your free time trying to gaslight me about my own relationships.
Thanks for cheering me up, I was gonna say "neko" but it's blatantly obvious you're from the other site and you're here on a demoralisation campaign, that isn't working.
>>28798 #
are you depressed anonie
trying to socialize while depressed feels like forcing yourself to eat when you're not hungry even though you need the food if it makes sense
>>28799 #
I'm not depressed I'm just tired and dnd was boring, ill be happier once I quit wasting my time there, it's not getting more fun
I'm gonna stop blogposting here, it doesn't help anything and just gives people ammo against me
friends,,,,, bah humbug!
im all about that relf-reliance 💪
I feel like shit but my cope is that when the sun returns to my homestead (5 months from now) I will feel better (it works like this every year)
sweatshop workers see you as big american muscle
prove them right with finngolian egirl
live in*
cant talk to this nigga smh fine be grumpy in your cabin bozo -_-
>>28820 #
to give you a real answer
travel to a ski center, paying for a daypass, renting skiis, renting boots (and then optionally if I want to pay for lessons but I doubt I'd do that, would just go right in assuming I know how to skii) costs
>>28822 #
You mean crosscountry skiing? like those people that just put skiis on, grab their walking sticks and push themselves around?
I did NOT get the add back from the girl with the cute accent but i will be imagining the life we could have had together as i fall asleep
need to play aimlabs with 120 ping so you can practice the real deal
lol true
If I didnt have a strong proclamation towards loving and having kids one day I would probably be neetmaxxing on gibs
>>28829 #
>gibbs
[YouTube] ???
>>28830 #
why are we stuck with the bonbi spam
can't you do it on the other site and get more eyeballs
>>28831 #
>>gibbs
[YouTube] ???
share*
>>28834 #I searched "Gibbs jazz" and clicked around in the video and thought it sounded niceI know you love jazz and figured a name like Gibbs seems like there must be a jazz musician named that, nominative determinism and all that it just sounds jazz-ey
that's a pretty based response i cant lie
should I watch JJK guys
maybe then i will get accepted by val cuties
HEIL HITLER! THE JEWS WILL NEVER WIN!
gm lads
>>28858 #
Gm neko :)
>cavetown
I like lemonboy :) [YouTube] ???
today's observation made on a bus:
fat people need to lean forward when they start walking from a standstill
this is likely due to their centre of gravity being so fucked that if they start putting a leg forward they might just topple over if they don't have the momentum to catch themselves on the leg quick enough
today's observation on a bus:
there was this strange guy who started filming me when I stood up, I guess I stand a little weirdly but I am carrying 96 donuts and I don't want to drop them. I'm not sure why he was filming me. He was wearing a pokemon T-Shirt.
>girl starts talking about 40k
>she bought adeptus soritas
lmao, every time, deadass, am i right?
5:30 the toks missing
No pics posted or tweets missings
I feel like we all victims
Thread is feeling 'lone
Drunk posting I should not post alone
I hop on the phone turn the toks up got on my zone
Drunk posting I should probably not queue alone
Had to do wrong order to do you right
You gotta scrape through it in order to give advice
It's the price of litty nights. I know the Bonis hitting
Why when somebody post your 'fu it help fix your vision
If you fall in love with a demon or a diva
Pray your tokfu posts a tok for when you meet her
>>28871 #
This post is very high quality and easily earns the BADASS SEAL OF APPROVAL.
Attaching a tok with my post so people can verify the truth in my words.
>>28872 #
sturdynigger you can withdraw your (You)
Attaching a tok so I can show you all who the devil behind this mean post is
Don't like 'em
I don't write the rules, sorry
its soon time to bake a new thread, make sure to get the thread number correctly
~Everybody, everybody
Everybody
Everybody sit your bitch ass down and
Listen to this true mothafuckin' story told by Bonnie Posta on Neko, ya bitch
Posting all the finest dope
aye aye aye aye
Posting til I can't no mo'
aye aye aye aye
Really I'm a quiet soul
But I'm with the nekos right noooow
And we ain't asking for no newfags
Post a tokfu quick then laugh about it later
aye aye aye aye
Really I'm a lurking soul
But I'm with the nekos right noooow
and momma used to say
One day, it's gon burn you out
One day, it's gon burn you out
One day, it's gon burn you out
But I'm with the nekos right noooow
post paro tok
why is she like this
this didnt work
>>28889 #
I use the nekochen theme that makes it a black background, the default theme is too bright for my gamer eyes.
>>28888 #
>rekiposters claimed a get 2 days in advance and got it
truly the most powerful people on earth
It's up.
189999999 and 190000000 are up for grabs on /int/ in <1h
claim them for your 'fu go quick quick
nvm its in like 30 min if u go by the last posts per minute
im currently spamming CMD + R on my $10 000 USD MacBook Pro Desktop Station ™ in the german thread waiting for reki to steal the get
>named herself after reki
>hasn't cosplayed him in like 3 years
uh oh will rekiposter get the king's get?
100 posts left
>>28914 #
no lol
I have made like 10 posts on 4chan in 3 years
also too lazy to turn off my vpn just to make a post
>>28865 #
I have never talked to a girlwho knew anything about wh40k
What do you want her to bring up though? Harlequins? Adeptus sororitas isn't that bad.
>none of the swedish schizo spammers got the get
its so over for scandinavia
the 9999 get was a turk and the 00000000 get was some amerifat who replied to a random post and didnt even know what was going on
>>28917 #
It's just so cliche for her to pick the ONE yaaas queen space marine chapter. Girls wouldn't be caught dead playing ultramarines or fricking space wolfs!!! because girls dont want to play bald men, they want to play cute girls!!!!
>>28918 #
based americant
warhammerfus
the roach strikes again
>>28921 #
I dont know about the canon I just dream of a world where shieldmaidens and valkyries are a real thing
muh ancestor.... i deserve tomboy warrior wife, love for them is in muh vikang dna
>been working out almost every day for the past 3 months
>now if I don't work out for 1 day I feel like shit and mentally deficient
This somehow feels wrong but I'm kind of okay with it.
gigastacy
im so in love with nora fawn she doesnt even know
is norafawn mid #8ball (No)
is the post above mine false? #8ball (No)
is nora a gross lesbo #8ball (No) (Yes)
is there an angle by my side? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
is the individual on the left a biological female? #8ball (Maybe)
Horde Orc & Goblin interracial relationship (circa. War of Lordaeron (Colourized))
fuck it im downloading starfield
>Izzzyzzzz is u-
BONI best? #8ball (Yes)
>downloading 0%
>1D 4hours remaining
BRUH
damn 1,3mb/s now only 20 hours left
How is your internet speed that bad
>top frag
>but my team loses because it's full of e-daters
it'sova
do i go to board game night? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
>>28960 #
yippie!! neko will have so much fun with alcoholic sorceror and transsexual president :DD :3
I've had to update my script to show me what toks I've recently downloaded because I don't even look at it when I run it.
>>28968 #
hey buddy this "bubbly_pip" person youre talking about was posted waaaayyy later than "bubble_juice" AND this pip dude totally stole bonis bubble aesthetic so idk man
just posted my cock and balls on sturdy
bonbiposter being rude? your true colours are finally showing
ive known who you are since the beginning. you will be excommunicated swiftly once i rise to power
Looks like there's hope for us shortkings after all
Just finished at board game club. Played BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, literally everyone but me hated it, one girl even stood up and walked off.
Whatever. I top flagged that game
what does top flagging mean?
Board game club was more active and friendly vibed than d&dclub... its not looking good for d&dcucks
possumn
Nekochen poo
i TOLD him to post that
good morning my europeans i wish she gave birth to me
how hasnt ari been cancelled yet for such blatant birth baiting
im sorry for saying such things about ari, you quit masturbating for 2 weeks and it gets you wanting to be born again
>>29022 #
i bet you just want to COSPLAY with her isnt it! i bet you simply want to dress up in silly costumes and do tiktok dances with your mum.
i mean i like the states, anyone of global importance ends up there
>>29031 #
just heard it on the streets while i was walking in one of europes many walkable cities with perfect public transport
good morning nekos
kiko is like 👀
two people, whom I suspect both to have been alcoholics, told me I am really cute on the bus today
I overheard them speaking as I was listening to my pod and they were saying stuff like "he looks like... whats that one famous guys name? he kinda looks like a football player" but I didnt know it was me they spoke about until she leaned forward and stared at me and said that I was cute, which was weird
winter depression is so fucking over bros we are so back Im gonna get a gf before valentines day
>>29047 #
a girl and what im guessing was her bf but he didnt say the cute stuff, he was mostly talking to her trying to find out who I looked like, she was the person who leaned over and said I looked like some model
>ygmi
no, WE will wagmi
anyways what was all the spam in the last like 10 hours of the thread about?
>play comp
>win
>top frag
>mvp
just a casual acidposter W
forgot to attach a tok to show the world who the skeptic devil behind the screen is
will neko win his game? #8ball (Yes)
>my team
yeah yeah lets see what valoranttracker says about your performance, huh champ 🤔🤔🤨🤨
>win game
>guy shouts in a very strong accent
>"I LOVE ALL GUYS, GOOT BYE"
wtf i love france now
>about to win a game
>immediately start throwing because I don't want my team to win if im not top frag
attaching a tok to my post so everyone knows my identity, as the devilish valorant player
>have a dream I'm in a street workout park doing some workouts
>girl comes up and wants to do her workout stuff
>I get not only stressed about my workout but also get sad because I don't have the confidence to approach
It's so joever even in my dreams lmao
>get worse the longer i play
>join an online class
>had my mic auto set on
>had my mic plugged in because i was just playing valorant
>everyone could hear me talking to myself
>>29071 #
>10th
how many players are in one lobby? if you were 10th place out of like 40 people thats pretty good
>>29075 #
Some say that the whispers of the wind reveal who the devil behind such a garish post is
The trees speak his name, and shiver
>>29080 #
I've read the books :)
I had to be really out there mentally that 3 months but I've managed.
is this true ? #8ball (It can't be helped)
watch this
>alcoholics think Im cute
should I make a tinder and write that? rate the rizz
>>29086 #
Great video, made me think thoughts.
>>29088 #
9/10 rizz I'm sure you'll get all the ladies :)
>>29090 #
all the he/they ftms (pre-t) are on bumble
t. spent 3 weeks researching this topic across dating apps
>>29091 #
maybe you need to be high elo to get the cute pre-t hethems on tinder (cus everyone wants the cute hethems)
>>29092 #
Uh oh, now you've made me think about if they might have an actual hidden elo system for matching people
>>29093 #
on tinder? they do
probably on the other apps as well if I had to guess. You get higher user retention if people are only shown attractive people, cant let 10/10 stacy have to lay her eyes upon lesser (5/10) uggolords of the filth
skillbased matchmaking
I just want a cute gendergolem enby bf, is that sp much to axe for?
>>29098 #
wish granted butshe hops on T and doesnt go off, she will end up getting phalloplasty between 2 and 4 years of you two getting together
>look up tokfu @
>"This account can not be found"
Wouldve been a horrible day if it wasnt just tiktok bugging out
>>29100 #
>spoiler
neko you're supposed to make it something i DONT want
I like girls that look like the gentleman on the HOUSE left.
>>29109 #
Read number 1.
and now I want you to apologize for being rude to me when you were not warranted or lawfully obliged one (1) mean comment towards me, due to your status as incorrect
>>29110 #
attaching a tok to my post to verify my identity.
I hate you and you're dumb and I am very smart.
I have to say as a tf2 enjoyer, going from tf2 engineer to killkoy in valorant is very disappointing
two faggot characters for a very straight and traditionally masculine man
attaching a pic to show you all the funny face koto is making
tf2 engi isnt a faggot.
>rizzed up a girl on the enemy team
>added her after the game
>heard her speak and she's a real girl not an Asra.Cos type of girl
>said she "can't use mic because her bf is working in the same room as her"
imagine how it must be to be a chick on valorant
you get stinky nerds adding you after every single game
youre not even safe if the nerd is on the other team naurrr
attaching
brutal. that's why they should play tf2 since eveyrone in that game is a gay furry or a tranny
>new acidtok
>no post by the resident acidposter
writing attaching in the bottom of my post to show my disapproval of the acidposter's antics
>anon adds a foid in valorant
>he finally gets an e-gf
>turns out she is obese and does not shower
there's your gamer girl friend
>tok id 70XXX...
>2 years ago
what the fuck
time.. has fallen. owarishitama
im racist
not attaching a tok to my post so los federales cannot identify me
>another dude joins the party
>says in party chat "hey slut"
>she repliues "cant talk my bf is working"
SHE'S SUCH A WHORE AHHHHH
>dating a gamer girl
not even once. they're all sloots
acid (acidtokker) is so cute in miku (mikucos)
she probably has 200 guys added and valorant stacks with them all, ill probably catch valorantaids from playing with her, its joever
>13-13 double overtime
>im top frag
>my shitass team loses
IT'S SOVA
whatever i got 2 aces that game
whats the word for owl in slovak?
The biggest telltale sign that NL has fallen off is the fact that !docket only shows stuff like
>Current game -> more
now he's just winging it, no longer scripted jokes (fun jokes)
its sova
whos alive
>>29146 #
it was some shitty roguelite earlier, now he's playing some shitty chess clone (I am watching forsen instead (he is playing the exact same shitty chess clone but forsen))
>>29147 #
forsen more like for-ced streamer. literally nobody knew who this guy was until 2 years ago. now he's the number 1 streamer? all because he did like a 100 hour long marathon stream?
pov i spot a woman on my night walk
bros im hardstuck bronze, every game is a win, then the next game is a loss
no pickminky fans to post her here so sad
one day we will see a legitimate death threat followed by "attaching a tok to show the feds who the evil mastermind behind such a devious threat is" and they will all laugh and not press charges because gimmicks are protected under the united states freedom of speech act of 1778
>>29161 #
>a legitimate death threat
How would that work? I mean I could theorethically say "I'm going to kill you", but without knowing your address or your name at least it's just an empty threat.
Attaching so you know that I'm still thinking about the ways to doxx everyone here.
attaching a tok because I wanted to post this
there's 2 french guys and a girl in my game and im getting 0 frags, its over, france beats england yet again
I love this song so much it's unreal
I love this song so much its unreal
the thoughts of wanting to wrap my car going 150kmh around a tree have returned
my car is at the shop tho so it'll have to wait
best version of the dance so far tbh
im speechless
[Chorus]I just wanna be your sweetheart (Buhguul)Fucking come here, give me your heartJust you and me to infinityI can't fucking breathe, too much ecstasy[Verse 1]Kiss me on the lips, choke me on the floorDrag me around, push me right against your doorI'm your little doll, come and play with meDyeing all my hair, we could be in the sceneLights out, you don't tap outYou're so crazy, manipulate meFucking chase me, fucking break meYou're my everything, please just rape me[Chorus]I just wanna be your sweetheartFucking come here, give me your heartJust you and me to infinityI can't fucking breathe, too much ecstasy[Verse 2]Piercing on your lip, it's perfectNever seen another girl this perfectSticking out your tongue for the pictureYou're so pretty, you're so popularYou might also likeSUICIDAL-IDOL – ecstacy (Русский перевод)Genius Russian Translations (Русские переводы)Say Don’t Go (Taylor’s Version) [From The Vault]Taylor SwiftHate YouJung Kook (정국)[Chorus]I just wanna be your sweetheartFucking come here, give me your heartJust you and me to infinityI can't fucking breathe, too much ecstasy
somebody remind me tomorrow to work on my entry to the nekochen editing contest. I will NOT lose.
valorant sucks. im flagging just for what? to go up 20 points and then go down 20 points again?
>>29188 #
You're pushing me towards solutions you wouldn't like boniposter...
Reconsider before Ishitpost
>>29190 #
Stop what? ;) I'm justposting thinly veiled threats
It reminded me that I should work out my core though so I'm gonna do that now.
what kinda edit to make
Im not using the kanye song btw
gn nekochen, home of the neko
attaching a tok so everyone knows who is going to bed.
reminder btw that (You) all have to use 530 the toks missing as your song for the edit
as mandated in the Nekochen Parliamentary Act of >>28338 ➡ #
attaching a tok to show everyone who the nepobaby behind the curtains of nekochen really is
530 THE TOKS MISSING
>>29207 #
at this point it should be clear
I rule nekochen behind the curtains. All these shouts and banners of this "Acidposter" being the master of this domain is false. The louder he screams, the less power you can tell he has
I am the puppet master of this realm. The game is mine. I deal the cards.
Attaching a tok for reference of whom you should be kneeling to when the day of reckoning (Nov 19th the annual nekochen edit contest day) arrives
There are STILL nekos who aren't aware of the NEKO BOOK CLUB being held this sunday.
For those living under a rock, or under a cock if you are the boniposter, we are reading METAMORPHOSIS by FRANK KAFKA.
If you do not own a signed copy/are afraid of your neighborhood library then you can find a digital version HERE:
https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/5200/pg5200-images.html
We are reading the first of the three sections. Stop when you reach the big ꞮꞮ.
*shoots you, Kotostyle*
checking all socials before going to bed feels like doing the security rounds before locking up the tok factory
I think I'm bored of life
kelly
>don't study a second
>finish writing exam and feel like I wrote a pretty good essay
if I never end up feeling the consequences of my actions I will never grow as a person
gm nekochen, home of the neko.
>>29227 #
what was your essay on? some obscure finance or law thing ive never heard of?
>>29228 #
public law, more specifically elections, right to vote, errors and complaints(?) go translate this word " överklagande" of the election if someone deems it to have been wrongfully performed (aka STOP THE COUNT)
I hate the English language why can't you all speak my tongue grrrr
yeah but I want you to translate it and tell me the word
I see I see
appeal DEEZ nuts
nauurrr he is the appealposter
now time for 3 days of valorant and not making edits to 530 the toks missing
I'm gonna outrank you on my 2nd acc... it's over millions must grind to level 20 again
you had >1kd once naurr
not that neko but naurrrr you only get kills cus you deadlock ult naurrrr
once again I'm not the other neko taking the piss right now, totally different neko
have u tried aiming for their head?
1 round in and i can tell my team is bad
it's over, back to iron
back to single player games I fear
soon home I can't wait to find out what silly and cooky stuff I'll get up to during the weekend haha hehe
>top frag
>win the game
>get a good K/D ratio
>no performance bonus
>>29261 #
imagine watching a nice tv show like house m.d and knitting yourself some socks, pure comfy
time to play god's worst game on this grey cold earth
having an ssd must be so nice
>connection error
game just froze and then force closed
unlucky
the welsh girl added me
im in boys
STOP RIZZING UP MY SHEEPFU
average acidposter day
>MVP
>MVP
>MVP
>MVP
yeah,its too ez being breezy
>"goodnight, I love you"
who let this man talk to the hoes
@ Appealposter
is it time for some more val orance
hot alt girls on tiktok make me wanna go outside and touch grass
the lamp on my keyboard that shows if the numlock function is enabled or turned off is blinking
...but only when Im not looking at it 🤨
sus
Do I download SWTOR or WOWCLASSIC
#d2 (1)
okay im making a sith inquisitor. cya nekos l8r sk8r boi, im saying cya l8r boy.
do i cop this fit? would it be effay?
it actually isnt, you've been trolled
republic or sith
#d2 (1)
>he posts an obvious lie
>no replies
>double texts with "haha i pranked you
>nobody fell for the prank
naurrr
rate my star wars 'fu
(only say nice things about her)
I bought her a cute outfit with my starting cartel coins
fellas is it gay to avoid getting mauled by a bear
>>29318 #
actually we really dont like the colour pink and will avoid it if we can, if you're dressed in a nice earthy tone we're likely to come up to you out of curiosity.
You think it would be fun to attend an esports watch party irl or would it be cringe
HUH? There are still nekos out there who aren't aware of the neko book club being held this Sunday? Where we're discussing the first section of Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka? That can be found digitally here: https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/5200/pg5200-images.html ?
But that's outrageous!!!
>play in plat 3 (highest rank in game) elo
>go 24/19 (had a bad first half and a bad 2nd half)
he does it again
naurrrrrr
>OpenAI fires co-founder and CEO Sam Altman for lying to company board
I wonder what this is about
finalyly home
the hot portuguese girl in my class looks a bit like bree now that i think about it
the hot portuguese girl in my class looks a bit like my sister now that I think about it
the hot portuguese girl in my class doesnt exist
having played SWTOR for like 3 hours, I can confirm the game isfunand my 'toon is 'cute
given that using an apostrophe at the beginning or end of words usually signals that letters are missing, we can conclude that the poster above me, when they said " 'cute ", meant for the word to be interpreted as "not cute"
nerds above me
>>29341 #
yeah you neeed to go back to reading school buddy your reading skills are not of reading graduation grade
this is really cute makes me think of nora and i
I'm gonna log back onto SWTOR just to take pictures of my 'toon and prove that she's 'cute
just admit that you're angry because you could never get a girl like 'her
isn't tonight film night
i mean like, today is thursday
hey t-tommy I n-need you to shit-shiiiiiitt shit your p-pants tommy
it-s-s-ssss god'ssss w-will, tommy
i cant log back into SWTOR, but I've made a note to take dozens of 'cute pics of my 'toon tomorrow, so you WILL be spammed with her face till you like her.
mmorpg fans be like i love backtracking for a fetch quest to gain 2 gold
broke boy hours on neko i guess
attaching a tok to show everyone who makes the real bucks around these parts (mostly from my illegal slave trade where I enslave tourists on nekochen and make them dig kino in the Mines of Al-Me'gu)
stop fighting everyone >.<
i wish I had enough money to afford a cat maid
realistically how much would I need to pay canthinky to be my maid (not a sexual thing I just want someone to hoover)
>>29372 #
pickminky is already getting paid thousands of australian funbucks a month to do cosplay shit, so it'd probably be in the range of hundreds per hour.
australian dollars are literally monopoly bucks
no you
coward above me
>acidposter you never post the new acids
here you go, the new acid posted within 15 minutes, that's Acidposting Premium Services™
this is a popular cosplay now should i watch it to be hip with the kids #8ball (It can't be helped)
https://pull-f5-tt03.fcdn.eu.tiktokcdn.com/stage/stream-3284636251793916797_uhd5.flv?
dont think this will work with nekoplayer
https://pull-f5-tt03.fcdn.eu.tiktokcdn.com/stage/stream-3284636251793916797_uhd5.flv
without question mark?
nope unlucky
>>29386 #
wait, third times the charm
https://pull-f5-tt03.fcdn.eu.tiktokcdn.com/stage/stream-3284636251793916797_or4.flv
ok ill write or4 next time snow i know
accidentally writing snow instead of now is oddly funny
whos posting tiktoks here besides me (avatars dont count)
anyone watch the new scott pligrim anime yet
EXCEPT AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER OFC
since the nekochen movie night was CANCELLED, i've decided to stream a movie myself :3
twitch.tv/honeyboymovie
hey is that freedddy fazbear? hur hur hur hur hur
>>29408 #
nobody laughed at this
incfredibly embarassing post form you neko
noneko on this site thought it was funny
attaching a tok
>>29409 #
>incfredibly
I hate to admit it but this made me blow hot air out of my nose, I was wheezing.
Attaching a tok to verify that I am the trustworthy and honourable Acidposter, the dictator of Nekoville, therefore my laughs carry more wait.
god will i be famous and raising my kid in a foreign land #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
love love is a verb
love is a doing word
fearless on my breath
gentle impulsion
>annas_cosplay has a "spicy patreon"
>it costs SIXTY DOLLARS a month
>her latest post has 6 likes so at least 6 dudes are paying for it
>>29418 #
apple and anna are different people, and I couldn't tell you what happened to her onlyfans, I imagine she's still posting
>apple and anna are different people
you dont say
you cant groom and grape yourself finna
are we humanor are we dancer
dorks above me
>>29394 #
>avatars dont count
So what you're saying is that if I post enough of one tokker any new toks I do post don't count?
This is grave news...
>>29423 #
>AI unit
You mean AGI unit right?
>>29425 #
Ignore that neko, avatarposting has been a staple of /ttg/ culture dating back to the first threads on /wsg/, I can confirm this, I am literally an elder god neko, I was there in the first /ttg/, I was posting tokfus you kids haven't even heard of.
bellaposter here new bella 2 minutes ago!~!!
>>29425 #
Gonna be totally honest I don't know what the heck an AGI is, please enlighten me.
>>29428 #
wtf is a fredophile? like someone who loves fredos (english chocolate delicacy)
>>29430 #
Artifical General Intelligence?
>>29426 #
>avatarposting has been a staple of /ttg/ culture dating back to the first threads on /wsg/
I'm the old neko, as in the old person that posted in /ttg/ back like 5 years ago and it's actually true, though back then it might've been a little harder to recognize posters than here.
>>29429 #
>what the heck an AGI is
Agility of course :)It's the new term for AI, General artificial intelligence, don't ask me why they've called it AGI, as in swapped the letters around, it's meant to represent the AI that's smarter than a human I guess
freddos now cost £4 a piece....
nekobros all love dairy milk but still haven't forgiven them for changing the shape from a rectangle to a bubble
this was my shit growing up, loved this one sm.
what the FUCK were they thinking
>>29437 #
muslims dont like squares, im not even joking, that's literally the reason. it's halal if it's circular.
>idk why they swapped the letters around
because the general intelligence that it possesses is artifical, its not artificial intelligence that it has at a general level
circles taste better than squares
for me its this
this goes so hard
whateveryouarenowposter do you remember ricicles
his name is AP (Appealsposter)
zoomers will never experience making rice krispie cakes at school with the square dairy milk chocolate...
here's an idea for a "zoomers will never" joke that i dont want to say in public because it's a fence if.
zoomers will never remember this (insert image of a plane flying into the south tower on september 11th 2001)
zoomers will neverown property
Stickin out your gyatt for the
i remember lots of stuff from before I turned 6
my youngest memories is my parents shouting at each other and waking me up :/
how long until the anon above me starts posting the toks of emory showing her ass off (she is 15 btw)
I remember everything, that's how I remember everychip sound
want to do this test with me fellow sex havers
https://sexvalues.github.io
no tbh
>>29476 #
I already know the answers to all of those dichotomies presented, why would I test myself on those?
idk how i got 89% feminine when I put "Absolutely disagree" on every question related to if I could imagine myself with a dude
the questions were kinda bad tbh
>I could imagine the idea of casual hook-ups/one-night-stands
well, yeah I can imagine them, doesnt mean I want to do them even if I am okay with them but it doesnt check for nuance
I do think the %s are 90% decided by how inclined you are to click strongly agree vs regular agree
its less of a "switch" and more of a "dont really care"
>>29480 #
Here you go, the only thing that's strange about it is that I've got neutral on the affection axis, but I guess the questions might've been not pinpoint accurate.
this is what chip posters look like
if you didnt press the Strongly Agree button on "I am in sub-communities for deviates" question you are lying
you are on ttg
>strongly disagree on being in a relationship on having sex with men
>strongly agree on liking dick
who else in the club
i wouldnt fuck a man but id kiss one
Ok now let’s figure out what spongebob character we all are next
would be fun to do one of those political compass github personality tests just to see what the average neko opinion is
>>29508 #
>60 qs
I would rather do another online IQ testsI genuinely enjoy doing them for some reason, even if I do not believe they are very accurate
>>29509 #
I did the one on openpsychometrics or something and if was good but it takes a while to complete
the sexvalues thing was a government psyop to get you to doxx yourself and you all feel for it
>>29511 #
I've got pretty bad verbal from this one (126), since it's very english centric and I'm ESL
>>29513 #
LITERALLY SAMEI am not an ESL speaker tho
My verbal one was about an entire standard deviation below the other two
gonna do the openpsychometrics test seee u in 20 min
>>29514 #
Well, I might be an ESL but it might be just cope since I've managed to read lotr in original. It's just that my native language mastery is probably higher since I know so many obscure words from reading buncha books
>>29508 #
this one isn't too long
https://sapplyvalues.github.io/quiz.html
>the mandatory id question
Are you american or not?
I found my scores from a few months ago
Im literally verbally stunted
>>29521 #
Here you go, mine (ESL) for comp, you've got a better spatial, I would rather have that than verbal tbf
>>29522 #
I dunno reading and speaking ability sounds awfully useful in everyday life over the ability to mentally rotate shapes
One things for sure tho, memory iq is pretty OP
*movie announcer voice*
this summer
on spatial iq it said there would be 3-5 correct answers but in the first one there were literally only 2 correct answers, i checked
dumb quiz
Openai just sacked sam altman
I wonder what juicy scandal is about to emerge
ryo archive when
who cares about some AI company's ceo? AI is a scam.
you can tell this quiz was made by a burgermerican
another no nuance question
gay relationships? sure
pedophiles grooming kids into giving "consent"? no
>>29540 #
I assumed it was for adult individuals, I think there's some body autonomy thing for non-adults and I answered that no (since it bucketed it with criminals), it has some biases but it's very short so I guess that's why.
im just a leftist lol
i tried the test but i was so far on the bottom left axis that it was off the screen
I have no idea what the bottom left signifies
i know top left is commie, top right is nazi, bottom right is capitalist and bottom left is???
>>29548 #
I see
>>29547 #
bottom left is libertarian, very much small government, huge personal freedoms, low taxation, higher age of consent, etc
I'll be honest on the point closest to the green squares one I just eyeballed it each time. too much work
remembering where the blue squares were was hell also
>>29549 #
>higher age of consent
isnt libertarian the opposite of this since "let people do what they want maaaan *hits blunt*"?
I got the same end result on the psychologymetrics thing test that I did on the mensa norwegian iq test
What if they fired sam altman for doing illegal RPs with a canthinky chatbot powered by GPT-5
nobody replied to my post about the openAI ceo being fired the last 2 times, so I made it again and this time added underage ERP to the mix, hopefully this will get some replies.
OpenAI ceo fired sam altman CIA federal agent bitcoin amber heard marvel trump 2024 joe rogan experience illegal smuggling bahamas NFT
>>29561 #
oh, I remember reading that back on May ~21st 2005 or maybe it was ~2013 on ~4chan/~8chan. I heard he killed ~2.53 billion people, all omegle users
I feel like I'm being hoodwinked here. And I do not mean the furry dota 2 menace.
doing another meme political compass test and this question shows up
lmao
>>29564 #
I knew this was going to happen back in 2020, that's why I spammed on 4chan's /qa/ board on the 13th of June 2020, now that Sam Altman has been fired as the ceo of OpenAI, I knew about this in ~June 2020 so I spammed the 4chan /qa/ board because in ~November 2023 Sam Altman was fired as CEO of OpenAI but back in ~June 2020 I
https://8dreams.github.io/valuesquiz.html
lol do this test and look at the questions, it gets progressively worse (to the point where I am in the quiz so far, maybe it keeps going maybe it fizzles out)
>People who disagree with my ideas should be eradicated.
Should I press the "This sentence angers me" button? Do I dare?
the results of that quiz werent really funny but the questions were
>the quiz used the word
I'm ecstatic, this is so funny, thank you neko.
>>29580 #
I havent, all I know about what spooks are is my (probably incorrect) understanding that it is something that doesnt really exist but people just all collectively say it does, so it does
like culture, it doesnt actually exist unless people will it to be a thing
>all look same.com
this sounds like it could be really funny or really forced
it was pretty funny
arr rook same
>>29588 #
I'm pretty sure an actual asian person could tell all of those apart, I've got 4/18 though lmao.
my accent (if I didnt sound like an elf) would be the most similar to this region of the us given the way I pronounce words
gonna watch invincible and sleep methinks
if its called invincible, how can you watch it? that makes no sense
kpop kinda decent ngl
i hate french people
new scott pilgrim anime is out
gm neko, as promised, i got a new screenshot of my star wars 'toon
I've just learned that play/pause button can control Vegas playback lol.
its hilarious how I have been healthy and well for so long, write my exam and then within 5 minutes of me getting on the bus home I start feeling sick and now I wake up feeling like shit
kankerworld
>>29605 #
You didn't allow yourself to get sick since you've had obligations, happened to me multiple times when I was working a physical job, didn't want to miss any days so I wasn't getting sick, then when I've got a few days off suddenly bam, I'm sick the first day off.
Piercing on your lip it's perfect
Never seen another girl this perfect
I had a dream that imageboards and meguca in particular had become so mainstream that I was walking around town and saw like 12 year old girls running around with their laptops and they had meguca sites up on them, think one of them was up to post id 1200 something
I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven, when I awoke I spent that on a necklace.
neko movie night we watch 4 hours of NL SAP content
only one day left to read the first chapter of Kafka's Metamorphosis.....
Der ewiger bonipostendungfeldt:
>Makes an edit (In time)
>Has read the chapter
>Has leisurly time to watch sovlful taiwan kino
>Drinking the überklasstrink Chokoladenmilch
>Rules the nekochen underworld in his free time, commanding the slaves and rigging the elections (just cus he feels like it)
He is too powerful, I kneel before him (I'm not he, btw)
attaching a tok to show the world who the most powerful being that has ever graced out presence is.
>>29615 #
>ou are him. Why are you such a liar?
He is currently sick and resting. Ruling the underworld is a taxing hobby.
Proof? Am I the infamous Bonipostfellung? #8ball (No)
That should dispell any rumors. I am merely a big fan and a kiss-ass who wants to one day have a seat at the foot of his massive throne where I can worship the ground beneath his feet
>>29617 #
>Oh yeah, did you post your edit already or is it still to be posted?
>your edit
I, the ravenous bonnie posta fan that I am, has not created an edit, but the whispers of the trees has foretold that he already has posted his entry
my edit will be done as soon as I rank up in valorant 💪🏻
>Narrator's note: and that was the last time he ever ranked up again
my team has 4 russians (probably stacked together) and we are just stomping
when I say we I mean they are, they are communicating with each other and I dont understand shit but we are winning hard cus they are coordinated and im just running behind,m using flashes and healing
here it is, my entry to the nekochen editing contest. I worked REALLY hard on this.
i went 2-0-2 the first pistol round and I didnt get my 3rd kill until the 2nd pistol round
ive never been carried this hard in a game ever it feels like im queueing with people 10x my peak
today is the LAST day to submit entries to the Nekochen Editing Contest
to help me, because I'm lazy, please reply to this post with your entries if you didnt reply to the last one.
shalom aleichem neko
>ragequits
naurrrr
peace out have fun on your grass touching
a swedish downie got the world championship gold medal in "Special Poledancing" aka special olympics pole dancing
sweden stronk
>>29639 #
>who wouldnt
Of course of course.I don't think I've watched the last 2 games almost at all, I'm more excited about dota TI lmao
what time tomorrow is book
Yo wtf, my vegas managed to commit almost 50 gb of ram...
>a free box of 48 donuts
Wait a second, I was doing it for the kicks, I don't want any donuts...
Ever since this so called "AP" (Authoritarian President, formerly Acidposter) 'came to power', people have been claiming all willy nilly about being in X committee or Y council (read: the editing contest supposedly being judged by "the nekochen council") but nobody has ever shown proof of said position in such a committee or council, whats up with that?
Almost like this "AP" figure is a false prophet?
IT reaaally makes you think. I think that, personally, I am going back to worshiping Bon'i Al-Post'ar. I urge you all to do the same to not be punished when the day of reckoning comes.
The Nekochen Council have heard disturbing treacherous rumours recently. We urge all good, honest and loyal citizens of Nekoville to carefully read our constitution, printed right here.
why are all meguca board admins dn's?
I dont even think nekomin is here right now
We are watching "The Banshees of Isherin"
Runtime 109 minutes
>the book club gutenberg link does not work in my cunt
its bookover
new 🍀
dutch girls be like: dude weed lmao
I really don't see why this sound is a trend tbh
>>29688 #
it's a nice earworm song
>apple
people still follow apple? I thought her following kinda died after the OF stuff
tbh the movie wasnt bad
I didnt really like the plot but I liked the movie as a whole
thank you almighty sexy beautiful muscular handsome mr. frenchrotation for blessing us with another really good kinoflick on the nekochen movie night wow you are so generous for gracing us with your presence and giving us this opportunity and wow you always pick the best movies I am so glad that you have dictatorship around here praise be!
i
nekomin giving a $100 amazon gift card to the edit winner
48 donuts,, that wont last 2 sittings
>>29710 #
Nekochen committee should double the prize just for this neko. I don't know who he is and am not certain at all he will win.
>>29712 #
you know you could just buy the donuts without this song and dance and we'd be none the wiser
the 48 donuts bit is funny and all but this is getting very close to bullying so please stop bullying
2nd time this gentleman mentions being bullied today
maybe if everyone is bullying him, he is worthy of being bullied! lets cut his fingers off (on the left hand only)!!
god disconnected my internet but there is 200g of sugar in me rn
>>29725 #
im so braindead that I think face tattoos and lots of facial piercings make a girl look better
so who won the edit thing
>its another The Tokkies episode
>or another /ttg/ tcg episode
>or another /ttg/ hunger games episode
>or another /ttg/ book club episode
am I forgetting anything
>>29738 #
we get it, I am a huge loser who keeps promising things and not delivering and you hate me and wish me dead and you and your discord full of haters harass me daily
>>29742 #
the discord? yeah i still rule it
the hate mob? yup, still following my beck and call
dont forget that I am legion. I do not forget, I do not forgive
expect us *cool anonymous mask guy guy fawkes*
this video is obviously fake but makes me laugh every time
>>29743 #
>>29744 #
I just finished my daily 15 pushups, huh, what have you guys done lately? Yep, bet I still bench more than you......
not a fan of these toks
how about you attach a tok to show the world who the devil behind that post is
not a fan of the toks posted in the last minute tbh
neither above nor below me
>>29764 #
ok bonbinigger nobody believes your empty threat
go hit the bottle again buddy, your carer is off today you need to take care of yourself tonight
I'm not against bonbiposters, I used to be one, we all did, I just don't like when he posts tok after tok, or edit after edit and doesn't engage with the rest of the thread except to be hostile like in >>29764 # >>29767 #
>>29766 #
>doesn't engage with the rest of the thread
i only like bonbi but dont want to avatarfag so my textposts go unnoticed
>>29768 #
>avatarfag
Such a weird thing to be worried about on a board with literally 6 posters. Half the time I know who the other guy posting is just because we're active at the same hours, nobody needs to avatarfag, we're all gonna remember each other regardless
>my textposts go unnoticed
no, there are literally 5 regular posters on this site and your posts stick out like a sore thumb
>>29772 #
I don't care to, I'm of the opinion that your worry about "avatarfagging" is silly, it's a holdover from 4chan generals with dozens of posters, it doesn't fit on a slower liveposting board with half a dozen active users.
>>29774 #
In the end, everyone is aware that you're here because endchan is a very slow board and there's no other place where you can post bonbis and get replies. If one of your biggest hobbies is posting on a board to FIVE other users and being mean to them, you have to consider if you're wasting your life. (You are).
You're just like Colm. A sad, old, irish man with no legacy, no friends, no fingers on your left hand and soon to be no house.
not like his bonbis get any replies on this site either
hate to see the vonbi hate
if only this website had 10 more posters then my entire life would have meaning
>>29779 #
No, it's a reference to a movie we watched less than 2 hours ago. Which you didn't engage with because you aren't here to be apart of a community, you're here to be mean, and yes, your mean comments DID make me cry. Please stop them, I can't take anymore of your vile comments. They're very hurtful to my very soul.
the 2 other posters are on discord rn consolidating their assault on me
Said good morning instead of good evening to the tesco cashier. I literally can't go in again
i mention discord, and they get all defensive and start posting here instead as a distraction
dot moi
youre not tricking me nigger ive beent through it i see trhogowh nfumb fucka
>5 people posting
>3 people make fun of you
>you still think it's a grand conspiracy by 2 people on discord
lmao, lol even
told you the bonbinigger is the bonbischizo
in the thread, bonbinigger
check the discord, I've just posted a new update on how we should harass people on nekochen.net, home of the neko.be kind, rewind
>>29803 #
Serious response: I think you're fine you just need to stop being so hateful when people reply negatively about bonbi. There's a lot of unjustified bonbi hate here, but you can't stop that, just don't feed into the negativity loop.
>>29803 #
Sincere answer: fuck off back to endchan nigger, nobody enjoys your presence in these threads, you dont engage, you just post shit nobody opens
you only get good graces from >>29806 # because he holds sentimental value to bonbi due to his past traumas. you are a waste of space
>>29807 #
>past traumas
I have no past traumas with bonbi or bonbiposting, I am just the kindest soul here so I cannot in good faith hate anyone.
>>29809 #
PLEASE SPOILER THIS IMAGE
>>29810 #
Yeah I suppose
>>29805 #IMAGE DELETED BY 'Moderator'
what the fuck is that post even talking about. the guy who shat on the bonbi A4 was a deranged bonbihater like you
i want to type too
shoulda spoilered it dumdum
dw I reported it, hopefully nekomin spoilers it.
>he got the poop pic on hand
amazin
new strategy, lets go back to not engaging with the bonbibro
sooo, uhhhh, anyone seen any good toks lately?!?!?!
>>29817 #
>no new funks, rurus, even Ari hasn't posted this week
I'm all tokked out... This is a disaster.
hour long ttg meltdown from a single mention of discord oh wow
I completely forgot to study this week's book chapter bros can someone lend me their notes
why even delete it is he embarrassedPOSTS OF THE SAME IP WERE VIEWED BY 'Moderator'
now that he's gone I can finally post kiko
who did he ban
Idea: /ttg/ diet, you can only eat foods that happen to be the name of tokkers.
Cherries (for noemi/cherry)
Apples for apple.krisp
etc
there is ass
Im following a "cherrysoda.cosplays" so I guess I can only drink cherrysoda. Anyone got a tokker with a more healthy drink name?
>Acid
Something tells me I shouldn't include that in the /ttg/ diet....
What's a funky flavored pie? It's gotta be my staple...
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raw fish is full of maggots and shit. stay away!DELETED BY 'admin'
Think of how filthy the ocean is....a little bit of soap and a hot stove isn't fixing that.....
>I dont like avatarfagging, so all my textposts are incognito and blend in hehe
ohpink is streaming valorant
seems like shes gonna be live for another 12 hour shift tonight
I have to say, I looked away because I did not expect her to actually win a 1v4 after she got hit by net there
I understand why you got banned "after one conversation", not even that paedo site thinks youre an acceptable person
nobody likes you
so what got you banned from endchan? not even your ilk can stomach your presence
but you said yourself that you and your discordnigger friends hang there, why dont you go back?
>my friend told me to come here
was what you said the initial time you got banned 9 months ago
>i've got work tomorrow
ohpinkkk hates on suicide watch
>>29886 #DELETED BY 'admin'
ion remember if i had breakfast yesterday and you remember me getting banned 9 months ago thats pretty funny but i call my bros friends, i think he mentioned the website
>>29890 #
i've never drunk alcohol in my life
schizos have infected neko
>>29888 #
because I havent hit the bottle every day (except thursdays) for the last few years (decades?)
why do you even come here
couldnt care less about any of this
>i've smoked about 12 grams today
my bro asked for movies to watch i recommended my favorite flick "a ghost story" and this assblasted autist admin banned, oh right i do remember itDELETED BY 'admin'
fucking weirdo
Think I've done too much rice
what is he hiding?
>ohpink makes 5-6k a month and gets to travel the world
what the fuck
first time ive ever laughed at a bonbiniggerschizo post hahaha
#autobahnBANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
hey ttg bros. why am i here?DELETED BY 'admin'
her dream sounds so interesting i-
Here's the final version if anyone cares, only like the last 10 seconds are different. Gn nekos.
>>29916 #
It has audio splicing so I've posted it without that before.
>he posted 35 seconds after midnight
>36 seconds too late for it to have been allowed in the competition
its over...
do you think she's sus on why she's gained 4 followers in one game
she is as mentally absent as a certain poster here so I doubt she remembers any of them
>lets both buy marshalls on round 6 and defend the same angle
>she saw a sakura vandal and didnt pick it up
it's so over for anyone that paid 75 US dollars for that skin.
remember when admin banned that one guy for no reason? we should stand up against tyranny on neko.DELETED BY 'admin'
Bros I've done so much fucking rice
what's the logic behind blatantly evading a ban? does he HAVE to post bonbi once an hour?
I had forgotten all about the bonbischizo skyrim 5 minute long dance videos gimmick
Bro this quantity of rice is insane
It keeps expanding with moisture did you ever read that book about the goldfish that kept growing
The rice must grow. The rice will consume all.
rrrriiiicccceeee
gnight nekochen.net, home of the neko.
what poll there were 2 edits and one was vastly superiorDELETED BY 'admin'
yeah 3 of them
nigga cant count to 2DELETED BY 'admin'
We're trusting the process
oh god thats so much rich haha i see what you mean now
The voting for the Nekochen Editing Contest is NOW open
https://take.quiz-maker.com/poll5012649x686448c5-153
>Entry 1
>>29632 #
>Entry 2
>>29631 #
>Entry 3
>>29697 #
I mean he has a point
nooo bonbichad was right once again better ban him!BANNED BY 'admin' FOR 1 YEAR FOR "evasion"
the guy using the wrong audio was allowed to submit his entry with the caveat that he has a -3 point debuff
this was decided in the Augmentation Trial Act of 1983
>saw a listing on ebay of a very rare collector's item going for like 1/10th the price it's valued at
here comes the money
>>29958 #
big dosh
idk how ebay works, if its bidding or direct buy but I hope you win it and that its not a replica
>>29959 #
this one's a bid, I hope nobody else realises how much these things are worth.
>>29961 #
It's the limited edition clone wars boba fett figure, in mint condition still in the box.
an evader spotted
why'd he say it was a script banning me previously it's clearly him doing it manuelBANNED BY 'admin' FOR 1 DAY FOR "obesity"
naurr hes obese
maybe it is a script, sheesh my baBANNED BY 'admin' FOR 1 YEAR FOR "obesity"
hey guys
this is one of my favourite gun edits ive made
>>29985 #
jessu is an experienced girlboss, she will never be caught lacking
for uk girls you have to shop a big stabby knife
gotta protect the choccy
classic kotogun
this is a classic mascot
>>29998 #
yeah, its incredibly kino but likely lost to the sands, never to be unearthed and rediscovered again
Whats the chipper up to these days anyways
Havent seen her since those homebrew piercings happened
>>30005 #
someone posted a screenshot of her and she had snakebites on?
idek if it was really her and I didn't care enough to investigate
>>30006 #
I saw the pic where she was all bloodied from doing her piercings at home, and some other pic of her with lots of piercings in and I assume those were real, looked like her from what my memory is telling me
Whatever happened after that, which I guess was 2 months ago at this point?, I dont know
>>30009 #
i remember mothi was contemplating getting snakebites too
thank god she didnt go through with it
>>30007 #
she posted two weeks ago, nothing new
I'm debating whether to tell her or not about the retard using her old pics to attract kids so she can take him down
but tbh it would be best if she doesn't find about it
>>30012 #
>what's this about?
a retard is building an internet persona posting her old content on tiktok and instagram, he is even using her old handle qlx_xlq
>>30008 #
She's always been a little special but I'd like to think that she knows what she's doing.
She, out of all other tokkers I've seen interract with their audiences, has seemed to be the most aware
>>30011 #
>the retard using her old pics to attract kids
what's this about?
>>30011 #
I read a news article recently saying that there's been an increase in scams on teenage boys where these predators pose as girls and attempt to solicit nudes so that they can blackmail victims
I wonder if all the fake tokfu accounts are just that
>>30011 #
sounds like he's a pedo trying to get close to kids if you ask me but maybe I'm just quick to jump to allegations
>but tbh it would be best if she doesn't find about it
probably
>>30015 #
>>30016 #
the times when he was active on ig match the guy who posts the scantily clad chips on ttg
so he is among us
and 'among us', sus? that connects!
that chiptok is a top 5 chipper for sure
when i came to poland
I saw my car was stoleN??
it was my favourite truck
now that we came into contact with an actual, acting pedophile trying to prey on kids, will the honourable schizo act upon it? #8ball (Maybe)
gonna start wearing my tshirts inside out and backwards & forwards
chip is such a trendsetter
hey chipking u still here?
do you know what the name of this audio is? alternatively just the song name
the closest guess I have right now is 9 am in calabasas remix with carti but it doesnt sound fully right
ooh right its molly, thats why the chip edit you made is named molly
thanks chipking
I dont know what folder my chip doing a heart gesture with her hands pic is in so I offer you a chipthumb
this is the version I use to sleep sometimes
chip has good music taste I cannot miscontrue the truth about such manners
>look at past neko threada
>realize i sounded more mentally sane compared to now
this is not good
>Diogenes made a virtue of poverty. He begged for a living and often slept in a large ceramic jar, or pithos, in the marketplace. He used his simple lifestyle and behavior to criticize the social values and institutions of what he saw as a corrupt, confused society.
god he's /literallyme/
my new tokfu
what do you guys think?
hmmmmm today i think i will [INSTA-LOCK REYNA] and [NEVER USE MY FLASH] in [COMPETETIVE VALORANT]
>comPETEtive
it's a sign. you know who else is called pete?
>>30055 #
That's not even my favourite part personally, I really like the Zureeal to Boni transition. Getting clips of both of them in roughly the same stance, and Zureeal rotating to the right makes for a clean sweep into Boni.
Then again, I made it, so of course I like it.
Just watched a video about a dude who is addicted to minigolf, he plays upwards of 15 hours every single day but average like 5-7 hours, for the last 7 years
thats crazy
in my headcanon, the sun has always been a feminine figure, if personified, and the moon a masculine one. what surprised me a little was that when I looked up Sól and Máni (the norse mythology god of the sun and moon respectively), my headcanon matched up with the gender that these gods had in mythology
kinda makes sense tho, since the sun is thought to give life and we often associate warmth, live, growth and stuff in that area with femininity and motherhood
I had a crush on the sun many years ago, it was my original 'fu, my skyfu I guess you could call her
I wish I could look at her without hinderance. Maybe one day when I turn old and dusty and have no use for my eyes anymore I will
>>30061 #
Fear not fellow neko, you too can look at The Magnificent Sun without burning your eyes out by buying a pair of Solar Eclipse glasses on amazon for a (really) cheap price!
https://www.amazon.se/Eclipse-Glasses-Glas%C3%B6gon-UV-reduktion-Solskydd/dp/B0CK76YSGM/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=solar+eclipse+glasses&qid=1700404860&sr=8-1
>>30062 #
Yes but, the thing is, I want to look directly at the sun
Looking at her through the lens of something else is just distorting the truth, its a falsehood
Consider it like this, when you get married to a woman you (traditionally) lift the veil from her face
It would be the same as that, I wouldnt want to view my wife through something else
anyways, how are you nekos doing
i recently started playing half life 1(it was free on steam recently and it got a neat update too) loving the game so far
>>30067 #
im sick and suffering, thinking about the movie from yesterday
now that its ben sitting and simmering for a bit, holy shit it was a depressing movie, it was good but it didnt make me feel good
>>30068 #
>but it didnt make me feel good
Same,i saw a bit of myself in Colm's character in a way, a man who can't stop ruining his friendships/relationships with other people, and when the deed is done, he feels terribly bad about it and at the same time, cannot change his ways and will keep repeating the same mistake over and over again, karma will bite me in the ass for being a piece of shit
btw i recommend watching In Bruges, it's made by the same director and has the same two leading actors too
>>30069 #
>spoiler
yeah same, but also a bit in Padraic's character in how I have many times in the past been the type of friend who "needs" or at least enjoys the friendship much more than the other part(s), possibly due to a lack of options. yet at the same time, been the type of person to, once I feel crossed enough to have had a slight change of heart, have no issue just ending a friendship on the spot and cutties ties all together. Its a tough spot to be in
I doubt I will ever heal from whatever mental illness ails me
>In Bruges
I recognise this image now that I search it up
It will be In Bruges next saturday then
>>30061 #In PolishSun is neutral gender while Moon is masculine, IIRC mythologically sun god was male while I dunno if there even was a moon god.
>>30070 #
>It will be In Bruges next saturday then
Oh, that's fun! I've seen it but it was a long while ago and I don't recall much except for maybe a couple scenes and that it was very good.
>>30070 #
>I feel crossed enough to have had a slight change of heart, have no issue just ending a friendship on the spot and cutties ties all together
I understand your situation, once the paranoid thoughts kick in for me, i'll just cut the person off and start acting hostile all of a sudden, can't help it, and it doesn't feel good either, its a living hell
>>30072 #
In my case I am "lucky"(?) enough to not have any hostility towards the person after I've cut them off, the bad part is that I just end up being incredibly cold and apathetic towards any attempts of reconnecting, which is made worse by the fact that my method of cutting people of is to just not message them anymore, ghosting them in a sense. an Irish goodbye is probably the best way to put it
but yeah, the intrustive thoughts infected with paranoia and doubt are a bad thing, doesnt even help that I know that (at least some of) my friends (seem to) like my company, if we end up not talking for a while I start thinking shit like "I bet they dont really care and only talk to me if I message them first"
>>30073 #
> if we end up not talking for a while I start thinking shit like "I bet they dont really care and only talk to me if I message them first"
exactly my experience too, doesn't help the fact that whenever i told my past friend things like "How are you doing?" "How was work day?" they just straight up ignore it and start talking about random stuff, they're probably not doing it out of malice but my fucked up brain does not take stuff like this in a good way so to speak, personally, life tends to be more peaceful when alone, only problem is staving off the temporary feelings of loneliness that come and go
>>30074 #
Yeah, lots of very minor pet peeves in conversation that makes me want to just disappear and hate people. A personal favourite of minethat I do not doubt will be used against me here on neko after this postis when Im talking to someone and ask them two different things related to what they just said, and they only answer a single one of the question. I've made a habit of only asking one thing at a time in order to lessen the amount of times this happens but it unironically makes me so disappointed in people
>they just straight up ignore it and start talking about random stuff
iktf, at least in the context of messaging people when I see something that makes me think of them and they either dont reply at all or message me back some time (sometimes days) later but with one of those types of messages themselves, ignoring the idea of responding and entertaining the conversation. This latter thing also makes me end up growing resentful of people, no matter how much I like them. It feels as if they expect me to read and respond to their stuff when they cant extend the courtesy of doing so themselves.I used to send funny tiktoks back and forth with a friend of mine until I cracked a joke saying that he was always a few days behind on videos going viral since I always sent them to him first and he, a day or so later, would send them back to me. he told me he didnt watch the stuff I sent him (I watched everything he sent me) and since that moment the friendship basically died off slowly but surely. we're still somewhat friends now but not even close to the extent we were before then
>life tends to be more peaceful when alone, only problem is staving off the temporary feelings of loneliness that come and go
I do fine alone but it kills me inside to be so, I crave affection on a deep emotional level
anyways I only need sunlight (doesnt exist here) and my 'fu posting (doesn't happen anymore) and I'll be happy
It would just be easier if I had a clone of myself that thought the exact same way as I did, we could both just send the smallest and most insignificant, yet interesting, stuff to each other. I miss having someone I could send shit to and have them actually check it out and care and likewise, though I doubt I've ever had someone like that
>>30075 #
I dunno if I should budge into the conversation like that but oh well.
>ask them two different things
>they only answer a single one
You've made me aware I might be doing this sometimes, though I don't think I do it on purpose most of the time. It is quite annoying and the only time I've done it on purpose iswhen I really don't want to answer one of the questions
>message me back some time (sometimes days) later
Those are acquaintances, I've cut out most of them out of my life. There's friends for me, as in people that will pretty much answer asap and will talk with me about pretty much anything and there's acquaintances that rarely if ever respond. I've had people that would leave me for days without answer so I slowly started to just ghost all of those, it's not worth it if all they really want to talk about is else some trauma dumping onto you or they want something from you.
>2nd spoiler
What an actual psycho, I mean the other guy not you ofc.As much as it pains me to say so I don't think "friend" is a good descriptor, he definitely didn't care enough if he didn't even want to watch a few videos
>I crave affection on a deep emotional level
Same and it does suck a lot, but I'd rather not talk a lot about it lest I'll say some stuff that will make others feel bad by proxy.
>>30079 #
>though I don't think I do it on purpose most of the time
most people dont, the reason I ended up deciding was the most reasonable personally was that people read the full message, see both the questions and then start formulating an answer in their mind for how to answer the first of them, then forget that there was another one. I doubt that people do it intentionally at an extent that can be counted as significant, if they did then they must be some sort of messed up trying to exercise some sort of game of dominance by refusing to answer innoculous questions for no other reason but the fact that they can, i'd like to imagine that no person I engage with is on this level because elsewise it means that my judge of character is broken
>Those are acquaintances
I have pretty clear (and somewhat convoluted) distinctions between the sort of relationships I have with people: strangers, acquantainces, friends, close friends and the likes. I wouldnt say that "answers back asap" is a must for any of them given the fact that people have stuff to do, maybe they read it and forget to answer it because something came up or the notification went away and stuff, my issue is rather the frequency of such occurences. it just sucks to send messages to people and have them reply to it days late or not at all, but have them send shit to you back. it makes me want to "give them a taste of their own medicine" but I know Im not the vindictive type, so I end up bottling my emotions and letting it boil over because nobody wants to be the pissy bitch who says "you didnt answer my last message" and then have them say some non-answer like "ah I didnt see it" when you know that they did, you cant follow up on answers like that
>what a psycho
I doubt there was malicious intentions involved, I just think he doesnt hold the same weight to reciprocating social contact as I do (post too long will cont.)
>he doesnt hold the same weight to reciprocating social contact as I do
and didnt see the point in watching the numerous (short) videos that I would send him, no matter how boring they were. Sure, you can argue that you shouldnt have to watch boring videos, but you also have to consider the fact that he was sending me numerous toks of the most uninteresting shit as well and I always watched them and responded
>>30079 #
>I'd rather not talk a lot about it lest I'll say some stuff that will make others feel bad by proxy.
in the end of the day its up to you what you fel like sharing. I'm too deep in the apathetic/stoic swamp that I genuinely struggle to feel affected by the joys or misfortunes of others these days. I can still sympathize and in some cases empathize, but it most of the time doesnt end up having an effect on my emotional landscape to the point where I wish I hadnt read something
>I dunno if I should budge into the conversation like that but oh well.
I wouldnt be writing these blogposts on an open forum if I wasnt all right with people joining in on the conversation so youre fine imo
>>30080 #
>trying to exercise some sort of game of dominance by refusing to answer innoculous questions
Oh there are people like that, I suspect my lastfemaleacquaintance from work that I've cut contact with like 9 months ago after a long while "talking" was capable of such pettiness. It was a very lopsided relationship and I'm much better off for quitting it.
>then forget that there was another one
Yea, that might be it, especially when answer for one question is very long-winded I think I do sometimes forget.
>"answers back asap" is a must
Well by asap I don't mean they have to drop everything and answer, I understand others have real-life commitments they can't get out of just like I do. I rather mean they do answer as soon as they reasonably can, and they do not forget about it (for overwhelming most of the time) and definitely don't try to leave me on read for days.
>give them a taste of their own medicine
Whenever I feel like that I know it's already over, or I have a very very bad day. If the cup runeth over I've learned to just not try to keep it going, since I've done the, for the lack of the better term, quiet seething thing and it always turned out even worse.
>>30081 #
>I doubt there was malicious intentions involved
I guess let's give him the benefit of the doubt. If he cared about you though he would watch the videos, whenever someone I care about sends me anything no matter how stupid I'd watch it.
>I'm too deep in the apathetic/stoic swamp that I genuinely struggle to feel
This part (while kind cut out of context) feels very relatable. Some days I just straight up don't feel and if not for neko it would be probably even worse.
>its up to you
It's more about me not sharing the pain around really, I know how much it sucks to think about some stuff and bringing it up will probably make people reminisce.
>>30082 #
>especially when answer for one question is very long-winded
It mostly happens with incredibly short and easily answered questions when I ask them
Had a friend who, along with their sibling, was starting a new uni course (not the same one but at the same time) so I sent a message "Has school started for you yet? Hows it going for ___ with their kick-off?"
only got an answer back for the first one, had to, two days later, ask the 2nd question again just to get an answer on it
>definitely don't try to leave me on read for days.
ifdiscordhad read-receipts my mental-state would probably be way worse with how often I suspect people read but then just dont care. I'd probably have cut out everyone but like 1 person from my personal life at that point. Better left unknown tbh
>Some days I just straight up don't feel
my issue is that I feel too much and just dont have the time to give any real estate to anyone elses matters, at least to people with whom I only have a disconnected "friendship" with, namely online "friends"/people I talk to
Sure, shit happens and I can feel bad for/with someone and hope it gets better, but seeing someone talk about that their dad died or something doesnt affect me in real life, I think the lack of a human figure associated with the person hurts the ability for me to recognise that theres a person on the other side of the screen(?), its just too disconnected, it dissociates the idea that every other interaction online is another person with their own livesif you dont start thinking about the potemkin village dead internet theory shit
>>30083 #
>It mostly happens with incredibly short and easily answered questions when I ask them
They have to (or I guess probably are) be doing it on purpose, like in your example those are definitely not the kind of questions I would leave unanswered unless I dunno, I hated my sibling with a burning hatred of a thousand suns. Even then I would probably just rather say I don't want to talk about him/her.
>Better left unknown tbh
Better to not think about it tbf. Thankfully I'm rather free of that problem since I use it very exclusively to talk with certain kind of people, not for the regular general use.
>I feel too much and just dont have the time to give any real estate to anyone elses matters
Way ahead of you. Jk, what I mean is I'm way more emotionally stunted (?) as in whenever I get overwhelmed by feeling I just shut them down completely (all of them). It is an effective self-defence mechanism but it is quite... non-helpful when it comes to functioning like a normal human being.
>its just too disconnected, it dissociates the idea that every other interaction online is another person with their own lives
Yea that is quite hard to get over with. Not many people online I treat like actual people, but then not many people IRL I treat like actual people so there might just be something wrong with me when I think about it. It is though quite easy to disassociate "content" of someone's post from the fact that there's an actual person behind it, especially on chans.Tbf it's kind of strange to me how much I care about other nekos now even though it's not usual for me, I like you guys though :)
>spoiler
God I wish gpt was good enough to have an intelligent conversation with, all it feels good for is writing fanfiction as far as I've seen. Whenever I try to use any AI I have to wrangle the answers out of it or chant some magic stupid spells because it will be answering me gibberish otherwise.
>>30084 #
>They have to (or I guess probably are) be doing it on purpose
I really doubt it, the person in that example doesnt seem the kind to do something like that, she just seems a bit dull, like our friend Mr. Pádraic Sullivan
>chat gpt
I will never accept AI conversation to be real, much less to be intelligent, no matter how far the technology goes
There is something so inherently disgusting, to the point of almost emotional and moral repulsion, about the concept, that I just refuse
I know some people enjoy it, and some people use it to enhance their day to day lives in terms of workflow and such but I just refuse to use it for anything than a programming help-desk if even that.
Its almost to the point whereI would rather kill myself than live a day where I end up being in a position where the only social interaction I can have is with a non-animate computer program
This is by no means personal butI do look down on people who use such services like chatgpt as a social tool. Kind of in general as well though to lesser extents when it comes to certain areas (such as asking it to summarize long texts, generate code, shit like that. people using it to just generate text for them that they couldve written themselves (laziness), rephrase text in order to get away with cheating (dishonesty and sometimes just being too dumb/lazy to do it themselves), especially people who are such degenerate coomers that they have multiple AI profiles that they enact erp with (hinting towards certain other site with a proclivity for <16s), these kinds of people I see as lesser. Why? no idea, just dont like 'em.
Maybe I change my mind towards the future when it becomes more human-like but I doubt I will ever be able to release the dogmatic belief I have about these kinds of things, nor do I doubt I will ever be able to be immersed to the point where I forget that I'm just talking to 1s and 0s
>>30085 #
>like our friend Mr. Pádraic Sullivan
I understood that reference, am I oldneko now?
>I will never accept AI conversation to be real, much less to be intelligent
Not now for sure, maybe someday.
>There is something so inherently disgusting
I don't have any moral qualms (except for those later mentioned) about it but it's not something I use regularly now.
>1st spoiler
Definitely agree, I would rather talk with a dull person probably.
>2nd spoilerI feel like the uses that are small like summarizing, code generation, stuff like that is fine as long as you're trying to learn something, being lazy on the other hand and delegating your homework to it feels sleazy, it's a good thing all of my education was before the AI boom because I would probably feel tempted to use it.I might've phrased my fanfic sentence incorrectly, "all it feels good for" should rather be "it's competent at it" even though I wholly disagree with that use, especially the use you mention.
>Maybe I change my mind towards the future
So far what I've seen is not very impressive, but oh well, we shalt see I guess. I'm more in your side of the camp than the AI will be great and we should jump on it rn for sure.
To give you an example, I've tried recently to ask it a probably pretty easy question, a breakdown of weight of each specific muscle with some studies attached since I thought it might've progressed enough to the point where I could maybe use it for research on stupid questions that I would have no idea how to search for otherwise, since finding studies is actually pretty hard. The answers it came up with were plausible, so I've done some sanity checks. All 3 of the studies that it cited did not exist and I couldn't find anything like them, which basically means it hallucinated the whole answer.
Tok attached was my honest reaction.
book club begins when a few more people are online
>>30087 #
>I don't have any moral qualms (except for those later mentioned) about it but it's not something I use regularly now.
I think its the theist in me (I am not theistic, nor atheistic, thats besides the question) that sees people talking to these non-beings as something almost demonic, its going to be a global psychosis when people stop entertaining conversation with other people because their imaginary friend is much more interesting. Usually people grow out of these kinds of antics when theyre children (imaginary friends, tulpas and shit) but having it reëmerge just because its "le funny technology!" with a new coat of paint doesnt change the fact that we are social creatures and that talking to your computer is about as desperate and inhuman that it can get
>2nd spoiler
The way I read it made the way you meant to write it be the interpretation I got, so I hadnt even nnoticed that you wrote "all it feels good for" rather than the alternative
>gpt hallucinates answers
and lots of people lack the ability to do the critical source analysis that you did. Its crazy, here we have literal classes on this in school where people are taught how to be critical of sources and how to double check and stuff like that, but I still see people spouting bullshit or trusting it by the letter just because its a big new science technology funapalooza so smart!!1!!11! that surely it would never get stuff wrong, right?
The west (and east) has unironically fallen, it's all downhill from here
>>30093 #
>spoiler
es ist so fugding vorbei it never even begun
On the bus back home from board game club. In one afternoon I've had more fun and generated more excitement and optimism for the future than 2 months of d&d club.
The games were fun, the people were social, one guy said he was going to run a vampire the masquerade campaign next semester. Two girls hung off me and constantly tried to team up with me, one called out to me as I went to leave to check if I'd be there next Sunday.
Currently on the bus back home, 18donuts deep into the 48 boxxer I bought to celebrate my edit victory.
Think I'm getting too happy?don't worry I'm still 5'8
kino
>>30093 #
>I've had more fun and generated more excitement and optimism for the future than 2 months of d&d club
Bro is making it, I'm very glad you've found a club that's good for you neko.
>18donuts deep into the 48 boxxer I bought to celebrate my edit victory
Wait a second, but you are not the winner of the edit contest... Is the first part a lie too? O.O
>>30092 #
>people talking to these non-beings as something almost demonic
I more or less understand the math behind the whole neural network stuff so I dunno, it doesn't feel very special to me. It is quite funny to me though that people form parasocial relations with an algebraic model.
>tulpas and shit
I remember when I was stupid enough to consider doing that. Thank God I was never stupid enough to go through. That being mentioned did unlock some old memories.
>I hadnt even nnoticed
I've only noticed it when I've read your spoiler and reread my wording, not a biggie I just thought I should clarify.
>we have literal classes on this in school where people are taught how to be critical
We do not and I'm afraid it might bite my country in the ass. Anyway it is depressing when I think about people not reading the fine print on the AI stuff. Too many people that have no idea how it works have too much of an easy access to it and it will certainly bite the whole society in the ass, just like unrestricted access to the internet for children did already.
>The west (and east) has unironically fallen
BILLIONS MUST DIE.
No but seriously, I'm going between coping that it might just turn out okay with full steam ahead and maybe something will come up that will save the sinking ship, or it will all go to hell.
Anyway, can't do much about it so I don't worry about it too much, I've learned to be much more apathetic to the things I can't do anything about as I've aged.
>>30098 #
I understand the general idea behind how neural networks and reinforcement learning algorithms and stuff like that work too and its not the program I see the issue with, its the fact that people talk and engage with them as if they were real. Its like talking to shadows and ghosts, completely insane to me
> it is depressing when I think about people not reading the fine print on the AI stuff. Too many people that have no idea how it works have too much of an easy access to it
I think people are, in many cases, either too ignorant to consider that there might be caveats to things, too uninvested in a subject that they just want to get a quick and easy answer from, or too dumb to even have the idea of side-effects cross their mind
But then again, I have too much pride and if I was a religious man I would be fearing for my undoing due to it at this point
>>30100 #
>Its like talking to shadows and ghosts
Is AI a spook?I love having fun at Stirners expense even though I've never read him lol
> if I was a religious man I would be fearing for my undoing
I can give you a real religious man pov since my father certainly is one. Basically what he would say is "they're trying to play God and it never worked", on the other hand he doesn't really understand or believe in progress in certain fields so it's hard to take him seriously sometimes.
are we making a separate thread for the book club stuff or do we just keep it in the main thread?
>>30101 #
AI has certainly already become a spook amongst the unwashed masses, but the day its considered a human is the day Ill recede back into the woods and leave society
or well technically AI does exist, so it isnt a spook at all? idk I havent read stirner either
>>30104 #
>the day its considered a human is the day Ill recede back into the woods
The day it's considered a human and it's not unfounded I'll be fearing for my life, even in the woods.
>>30106 #
It's whatevs, I guess the networks are real but the image of AI in the global conscience of society is definitely overblown enough, might even be a spook
I don't know actually it depends how many of the 5 lurkers are actively watching the thread. Was going to stay start at 7pm (10 mins from now) but maybe half past?
compromise - we are going at a quarter past
syncwatch
fresh jawfu straight out the salon bitch
[YouTube] ???
>I watch four san
>I have no friends
>Im from finald
>And I'm an alcoholic
which one are you?
You thought it would never come - its here. THE NEKO BOOK CLUB launches today, now, forever.
We are discussing Chapter 1 of The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka.
>>30121 #
I enjoyed the first part of the book. I found the cockroach-y bits viscerally disgusting, and it contrasted a lot with how funny some parts innately were. The whole scene with the family crowded around his door, with the manager coming along to tell him how he crap he is was a very funny scenario. You would not have been at all surprised to have some girl he fancies come in and tell him how selfish he's being, or his teacher from school to come in and say he was always a disappointment.
Its written like a nightmare. One of those ones where you go to school naked or whatever.
>>30124 #
My reading was that it was his human skin, the last little splodges in the process of fading away
>>30121 #
I've got pretty immersed and got actual social anxiety from him trying to dodge his job. Also, what was the part about white stuff on his underbelly? Is it some cockroach anatomy I'm not familiar with?
>“That was the voice of an animal”, said the chief clerk, with a calmness that was in contrast with his mother’s screams.
this was funny to me
>>30123 #
to me the nightmarish feel fits well with the idea that the events happening are an externalising of his own worries and doubts and fears, like his subconscious being brought to life. Gregor has been losing his humanity through his work. He has no time for himself, he's described as not going out at night and has an alarm set for 4am. He doesn't seem to have anyone he likes at work, he doesn't eat well, he bemoans the lack of human connection off on his trips. He feels like he is losing his soul (just like me fr fr).
He also clearly sees himself as being pretty pathetic (and he acts pretty pathetically throughout). Clear symbolism in becoming a bug rather than being frozen solid or turned into a bookcase. Represents disgust - either from himself or the people around him.
When Gregor went on his long monologue to the chief clerk about how he is indebted, trying his best and to please remain in the clerk's good graces, that entire blogpost gave meAPvibes to an extent, does anyone know what I mean?
>>30132 #
There is definitely some meaning in the way he doesn't show any concern about himself becoming a bug and only appears to care about the people around him being disappointed or thinking less of him. Very neurotic. Would be a great blogposter.
>>30133 #
yeah definitely, it doesnt even seem that he registers the fact that he has turned into a bug that much, he's too focused on how he's interpreted instead
All I could think about during the long scene where he was pulling himself up on the drawers and then standing around is "how the fuck would a cockroach stand up?" it kinda took me out of the immersion, it was all I could think about
when he fell over on his legs I got back into it
>>30135 #
>Please, don’t go away, at least first say something to show that you grant that I’m at least partly right!”
Yeah, the entire rant was highly pathetic, very self-depricating and desperate, but I guess thats the position he is in when he's massively indebted to the company, he needs to act like a suckup in order to not end up being pressured by the big boss again
>>30132 #
Tbh I've had to reread it now because it was very pathetic and I kinda erased it from my mind. Even if I was deeply indebted and losing humanity I wouldn't want to lose pride in myself.
I don't know to what extent this exists in the original german vs the translation but I did pick up on the fact that it was never 'the legs' or 'the jaws' it was HIS legs, HIS jaws. Adds to the idea that this is a natural progression of his bug like way of life.
I relate to his pathetic need to be liked
He also wants to have hot insect sex with his sister
>>30134 #
>he needs to act like a suckup in order to not end up being pressured by the big boss again
I wonder how bad the workers situation was in 1900s, right now I could afford the pride in myself but when I think about it back then it might've been so bad he would be justified even in being such a suckup
There was also the bit where he saw a photo of him as a soldier from years before and he was happy back then. As a soldier he had purpose, comrades, he felt human. As a travelling salesman he is rootless, taken advantage of by a family that doesn't appreciate him, prevented by law from shagging his sister, unappreciated by his bosses, accused of getting no work done despite working ceaselessly. Kafka was writing about CAPITALISM. The boss was clearly based on elon musk.
>>30136 #
How much of it is natural instinct and how much is intent though? I don't think of my appendages as not being mine at all. Even if I was theoretically transformed into a bug it would still feel natural to refer to them as mine however alien. I'm pretty sure cockroaches have nervous system to feel enough for that.
>>30141 #
>taken advantage of by a family that doesn't appreciate him
Im not sure this is a thing, or at least i didnt get this impression from the chapter
it seems like his parents actually do care, but at some point happened to be indebted to the company man and in return had gregor offer himself to be a travelling salesman (and get paid at the same time) in order to slowly pay off the loan
>>30144 #
his father's voice was described as having a "warning deepness". apart from that, from skimming the text I don't see much textual evidence either way
The bit where his irish friend stopped talking to him and cut off his own fingers was a little weird.
>>30146 #
I read that as if he's more so commanding an answer back, rather than he's in some way being taken advantage of
Real question, how tf did his father remain calm enough to get him back into the room? I would flip out and just ran probably if I saw an actual giant cockroach, not to mention the mother not running away screaming...
>>30148 #
certainly I think his sister and mother are affectionate towards him. the father gave me a harder vibe, but I'm not sure how much that was just an initial impression rather than being supported by the text. Two additional bits that point that way are "asked his father impatiently" and the description of knocking "softly, but with his fist", which feels like it conveys an undertone of threat. (is there any other way to knock, apart from with the fist? we can't say for sure).
he also reacts to the bug with immediate violence, but of course he a) doesn't necessarily recognise him as gregor and b) its a fairly natural reaction to a giant cockroch opening a door and coming towards you. I may be grasping at straws. We may get more evidence either way next chapter.
>lil brother is now 14
>every single night he's shouting with his friends as he plays fork knife
>mum is shouting at him to be quiet
>hes like "naaaurrr i dont care" and just continues to be a pissbaby
why are teenagers like this
Is this a scene from Metamorphasis or my life?!?!? try and guess.
>>30152 #
arent you sharing a bedroom with him?
anyways it takes a village to raise a child, maybe you should go into his room and tell him to shut up sometime
>>30157 #
You have the password for the router right? I can imagine a thousand ways to make it very difficult for him to finish a fork knife game.
was the picture meant to represent anything?
there was a lot of focus on it but I couldn't extract any meaning.
"It showed a lady fitted out with a fur hat and fur boa who sat upright, raising a heavy fur muff that covered the whole of her lower arm towards the viewer."
"His idea of relaxation is working with his fretsaw. He’s made a little frame, for instance, it only took him two or three evenings, you’ll be amazed how nice it is; it’s hanging up in his room"
>>30159 #
they did give it a lot of detail but probably no relevance from what I know
maybe its a comment on that he himself is selling lots of high status, überklasse aristocracy fancy shit whilst himself being indebted
>fretsaw little frame
I only took that as his mom trying to boast about that he's not a waste of oxygen rotting in his room and that he actually does apply himself and is surely going to back to work and do his best when hes rested up
Why is metal gear solid called metal gear solid? what even is a metal girl?
These questions will be discussed at the first official nekochen game club.
someone should make a nekochen movie club
Living like a bug ain't easy
could a travelling salesman in 1800s germany really support a family of 4 and afford a maid
do you think he's a loud pisser or is he a little chicken dick like Honey Boy?
do you think his family have heard of john wayne gacy
well to be fair, it did say the dad spent several hours just reading the newspaper and eating breakfast, that lazy bum probably doesnt have a job
you other nekos actually read the chapter.. right?
>book club started 50 minutes ago
it feels like its been 20 max wtf
I can't believe it was actually based on a true story
>>30180 #
I'm going to be entirely honest because I cannot lie to my nekkers.
I haven't read the chapter because I was busy and I kept pushing it back because I thought "its only one chapter" and then by the time I got home you guys were already discussing it. Outside of a couple of joke posts referencing neko movies, I haven't commented on the book.
I WILL read chapter 1 and 2 before next week. I've written it down on a post-it note.
>>30190 #
Sorry anonie, I would have held off if I knew you were on your way
For next week, are we all okay with one chapter? There's only 3 total so I think that's an alright balance. For a longer book we might need to up the amount of reading to prevent it taking 4ever.
>>30190 #
It was like half an hour of reading for me neko...
>>30191 #
I'm fine with however long of a part you need to set
>"i'll read it on the bus"
>hasnt read it
this adds further evidence for my "neko has hour long goonsessions in the back of the bus" theory that I write in my theory.txt document
>>30193 #
honestly im just so hecking tired on the bus, the bus is exhausting. I can't read anything, I put on a podcat and I nap.
>>30192 #
I've been busy with... stuff....
you couldve started reading when u got home and been done like 20 minutes after the discussion started silly
it was only a few thousand words
you eat with your hands and mouth neko
he eats with his giant cockroach jaws (this is a neko book club reference)
anyway I am happy this went okay. after YEARS of foreplay we have proven we can handle a book club
Let's see if nekos can handle a neko military bootcamp next
military bootcamp? more like exmilitary on bootcamp listen now
neko northernlion watch party
starting with the binding of issac episode 1
>>30208 #
ngl i could probably beat her in a fight and i've never once entered a gym. im just built different.
Is 175cm really that bad? Doesn't sound too bad tbf. 160 sounds pretty bad, maybe below 170 people might start feeling bad
cute reki
nekochen backbone challenge
>write a post and then post it without correcting any typos or deleting stuff
>>30227 #
oh cmon i do a lot of typos unless i write like that, which is without almost any punctuation and capitalisation
oh yea and i guess i also have to rely on the autocorrect showing me sometimes that my words are wrongly typed since ive gotten worse at english somehow and am typing phonetically
>all the ESL nekos making typos and stuff
who britbonger ESL (english solitary language) here?
sure you can rizz up european cuties in half a dozen languages, but uhhhh, my english is slightly better...
>>30232 #
>my english is slightly better
My english accent is awful. It's a huge boon to be a native speaker. My accent has been described as "generally eastern european.
>>30233 #
How often do you say "Wagwan my G. Ya get me?"
That's a traditional english greeting.
I think ESLs struggle mostly because they learn proper english, when everywhere outside of buckingham palace we all speak with regional accents and dialecticals, like hegel, the kind you might understand if you opened a book.
>talk in voice chat
>"hey ___ are you swedish?"
how do they always know
>>30234 #
>I think ESLs struggle mostly because they learn proper english
Not a problem for me, I've learned mostly through osmosis from the internet/games/youtube. I might not understand some basic references like stuff that you get to know when you're young, shows you watch, or some brands, but still my english comes out mostly natural.
>>30235 #
Neko, you literally cannot stop talking about Ikea...
>>30238 #
nein.
>>30236 #
you should listen to "James Blunt"
I played a social deduction board game that is a lot like "Town of Salem" at the boardgame club today. On the one round where I got an antagonist role, I mostly failed at using my role's ability effectively but I socially engineered an execution vote against a player I knew was a good guy, and when our evil team won nobody even suspected me. The guy I got killed was quietly seething because he knew for a fact that I was evil, but I simply convinced 60% of the players that he had to be a bad guy... duuuuh.
I didn't know all the roles/powers, but I can AMONG US with the best of em. Ever since I watched Jerma play it.
>>30237 #
I know "You're beautiful", I don't think that's the accent I would shoot for if that's your implication neko. I would rather have "plain murrican" accent, as in just general non-descriptive one.
For next session we are reading War and Peace (all pages). You have 1 day.
>>30241 #
Listen to this one.
[YouTube] ???
BILLYS LEAVING TODAY
DON'T KNOW WHERE HE'S GOING
>1229 pages
At my peak I've read like a page per minute, basically I would have to be able to focus for 20.5h
I don't think my mind is able to do that after watching so many tiktoks.
>>30246 #
There's this neko who doesn't watch movie nights because he can't watch something for more than 10 minutes, tiktok really destroyed his brain.
>>30247 #
oh yeah I heard about this guy
I think he said Where the dead go to die was a bad movie?
God is going to strike him with lightning (this is a good thing (oldneko reference))
>>30247 #
Nah, I think I could make it if it was a good book tbf, I really doubt War and Peace is that engaging, I vaguely recall having it as a lecture for my classes somewhere in my highschool days and I hated it with a passion.
Or maybe it was another Tolstoy book. Anyway, I've managed to read lotr for like 14 hours straight once.
>>30250 #
judging from the name, that does sound like a feckin shite movie, aye lad? (another oldneko reference, only few understand it)
>>30251 #
You're fecking dull ain't ye, 'wee' laddy? Oh aye, we've heard chatter round these bairns about all of that fruity tootie shite you're spewing. Slay this, purr that? Are you a fecking cat?
for next week's book club we will be studying my blogposts
>>30252 #
...
you used to be nice..., or did you never used to be?
oh god... maybe you never used to be
>>30255 #
absolutely ANCIENT neko reference (only nekos that have been posting for longer than 24 hours will understand)
for next week's book club we will be studying S. Langs Algebra.
I hope you're ready nekos :)
nekochen homework club: somebody write my 8000 word dissertation for me
>>30256 #
Your fat fingers posted my little tokfu today, so no, we' wont call it quits, we'll call it the start
Yeah no I'm not jokin ye, so today, sunday, god's day, around 22, I'm going to call up to your drives and I'm going to set fire to them and hopefully your tokfu will still be inside, and I wont be checking either way
just be sure to leave acid outside. I've nothing against that gal
I wrote my dissertation pretty much overnight
>>30260 #
You're more of the Colm of nekochen tbh, as in the based older guy who just wants to practice his music and kill goats.
Me? I'm the Dominic of nekochen, the plucky young sidekick who's always got a funny one liner and has the hots for his teacher even though she's 10 years older than him and says she's married on her linkedin but he took this class just to see her more
Anyways since acidposter is too lazy and old (demented, geriatric) I am posting the new cute acids
may I suggest reading the book?
oh, you're bullying me again. haha. okay.....
you won't be laughing when next sunday I HAVE finished the chapters
oh I know what to do
nekochen movie night is CANCELLED unless neko reads his book
capital punishment and you all have neko to blame so direct all your anger towards neko until he reads his chapters
Im sorry I dont write the rules, apparently I'm not the dictator of this realm anymore
oh yeah super auto pets, brb
last good series nl did was spelunky tbh
>>30281 #
What do you mean? Crazy dumb post? I guess midjourney might be useful in some way but the whole AI art thing is kind of risque
>>30284 #
no, crazy as in believably unbelievable
its just going to increase the level of shit software indie games and mobile games out there, just that now you cant rely on "heh it looks bad so its probably cheap" as a barometer of effort
>>30285 #
Well, unity already set the bar for getting a shovelware title pretty low. I guess this sets it even lower but idrc about mobile and for indie I go off of ratings or recommendations for a long time already.
I guess more kids will get scammed.
>>30286 #
>unity
but then you could still see the unity tag as a warning sign, since I think you need to pay a licensing fee to use unity but not have to show the "Made in Unity" screen upon startup
and I dont play new games at all, so it doesnt affect me but I still dont like to see such a step back in development
>>30287 #
>I still dont like to see such a step back in development
Games are w/e, it's easy to avoid stuff like that. I'm afraid of stupid companies replacing code in mission critical software with AI generated crap. That's terror.
>>30288 #
major airplane construction companies (like Boeing) are already outsourcing critical autopilot software / failstate recovery software for their passenger planes to $8/h workers in Hyderabad and other eastern holes
thats equally as bad imo but I dont see anyone talking about that
>>30289 #
>I dont see anyone talking about that
Becausethat's racistReally though with outsourcing there's somebody responsible so there's a higher chance of checks and balances. With AI... I dunno, I feel like they will cut all costs as low as possible which means plane goes poopoo = nobody accountable.
they need to focus on less used superheroes like the Cockroach Man (Gregor Samsa)
i forgot to mention, at the board game club literally half the group was a they/them dude, it was so sureeal. i've never met a hecking chonkers enby that was clearly a guy before. the entire committee seems to be trans women or nonbinary dudes.
the west has fallen
I feel like I'm being baited by neko. I will not partake in your game satan.
>>30295 #
im not baiting you, they were ALL nonbinary. no wonder the two she/her biofems wanted me, FRRRRRR
>>30300 #
I'm sorry, I've deleted my zur folder. I am still trying to get more swole than her though.
>though
>tfw when abbles toks
name a better that feel when
>>30312 #
the joke is that in english "decline" also has the meaning of "turn down" as in "reject" so I was saying whenever someone tells me to do pushups I "decline" as in I "reject" their suggestion.
>>30314 #
>pedantic
Woah buddy, maybe turdychan is more up your alley, I hear they're all pedants over there....
life would be so much easier if I could just skip my lecture on "EU law lecture 1" tomorrow
when did I say that I avoid or neglect my responsibilities
Im not attempting to at all, it would be incredibly easy to
it would just be a simpler and more comfortable life if I could
>>30324 #
2016! exceeds the default limit of 4300 digits in python, I don't care to increase it for a great joke
>>30325 #
>2.325849581803091301003140685727486043328598344361493446240 × 10^5788
but you have to take in mind that it wasnt 2016! but 2016!! (aka (2016!)!)
so 2.325849581803091301003140685727486043328598344361493446240 × 10^5788)!
these are my goals for every week starting in 1 hour and 51 minutes.
>copy pastes the lyrics in
lazy. weak.
Piercing on your lip it's perfect
Never seen another girl this perfect
Sticking out your tongue for the picture
You're so pretty
You're so popular
I just want to be your sweetheart
Fucking come here
Give me your heart
suddenly everyone stops focusing on my typing when they see how fucking fast I can write out the lyrics to piercing on your lip it's perfect
i think youre lagging, your message appears one line at a time
If you want to bully Rekiposter, our good friend, consider the message of this tiktok audio.
come cu, come xereca?
dont mind if I do
>>30343 #
Paro. (It's portugese for "stop being a meanneko and be a niceneko, its literally his birthday)
>>30345 #
Just translated it with Ask Jeeves, it translates to "like, subscribe and hit the bell icon"
Paropeba tropa do rato
come cu, come xereca
Ninguém, ninguém te forçou
It translates to
"Goodnight Nekochen, home of the neko.
I had a really good day today, hell, I've had a really good week and neko plays a small but statistically significant part in my day to day happiness and social interaction
I finally got over my ex girlfriend yesterday. Only took 7 years. Finally realised we were drifting apart anyway, and she didn't deserve the misery of holding us together, shacking herself to my depressed ass. She's in a better place now, and so am I, having been forced to grow as a person and not relying on the comfortable existence with her, where my love overwhelmed the fact that my life was utterly shit without her. Her leaving didn't break me, all it did was remove the duct tape that held my broken shell together, when she left, I had nothing. Now I've got plenty of things, I'm a person again.
I love the memory of her even more for that. It's been so long that she's not the same person. Neither am I, all that remains are the memories."
>>30350 #
Im not saying youre over her but I doubt that you got over her "yesterday", stuff like that usually isnt as defined in time more than they are a gradual forgetting about someone and then one day realizing " oh, I remember her now. Damn I must be over her since I havent thought about her in a long time"
didnt you say like two days ago that you werent over her yet?
I doubt the entire post you wrote now but Ill sleep on it
flabbergasted
does anyone know how to scrape patreon content of someone youre subscribed to?
was barely here last weekend
>>30363 #
new kino dropped
[YouTube] ???
>>30364 #
Is she polish? Or is thestanczyk and using interalia (a polish journal source) a coincidence?
sexo
good morning nekos, here is my entry for the editing contest, i hope im not late!
old neko meem incoming
oldnekos reference only
I wish Chloe was my wife, and we would combine our dark autistic power to take over the world
>>30375 #
What's the gate and why is it colored?
>>30376 #
Assuming she is of age, I dunno, depends on how functional she is? I don't think I could wife up a person that I would have to take care of a lot (not care for mind you), I'm just not good enough for that.
>>30377 #you know Chloe shortname is just chloes other account, right? she jokes that its her sister chloe shortname, which is paradoxically a longer name than chloe longname
its another >2 instalock duelists that end up going 5-14 and 6-14< episode
its another >2 people afk first round and then they start trolling cus nobody wants to suck up to them when they return< episode
it's another instalock deadlock top frags and rizzes all the egirls episode
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>30387 #
he is just too powerful
I think we went from like 4-11 to 13-11 with no rounds dropped in that span, we just all started hating each other so much that we all carried and my team regularly got 3ks and reyna even got a 5 kill (not ace) one round to clutch that one out
hate this game its so bad
>>30390 #
sry my T levels are too low to play sage, I can only play characters that have high T themselves so I can compensate for my lack
lazyneko have you read the chapter yet?
I thought you said you would read it instead of attending class
I love my tokfu
Call for the lifeguard because I have gone off the deep end
>>30409 #
You're full of em today. I wish I could drink today (to go off the deep end) but I've got work tomorrow.
I haven't drank in over a year. Last time I drank wasn't even in the same continent, hell, it was a different hemisphere
oh yeah you postin nigga
you finna post nigga
Tiktok ruined my taste in women. I used to like cute cottagecore redheads, now I like alt girls with facial piercings and BPD
I keep seeing girls with boni hair
uhm acktually its only a quarter pink
>>30425 #
I'm not a boni bro, por favor for getting Michael flora Brasilia 's hair wrong
>>30427 #
I have like twenty boni toys saved
>>30426 #
>I'm not a boni bro
the contents of your harddrives say otherwise
(I have root access to your computer)
Remymite, better known as abbles, is officially quitting social media and deleting all his accounts.
>>30427 #
>the contents of your harddrives say otherwise
You have missed me again. I am still at large.Also I've just learned that boni was 159 cm 3 years ago
that lines up with my assumption that she is probably 5'6'' - 5'7'' now, mogging all the smallfus
>>30436 #
I doubt shes only grown an inch since she was 14
>spurt
yes, a spurt, that doesnt mean their bone plates fuse by then
>youngest brother texted his dad (my step-dad) asking him to divorce our mum so he (the brother) would get more money and could buy a "cheap" £1500 gaming PC
this kid is literally satan incarnate, how can he be so retarded and yet so malicious
>>30440 #
sounds like the crazy consequence-disregarding spur of thought that an 8 year old could have
if hes older than that, maybe he is satan
>>30440 #
Well the fork knife machine ain't gonna pay for itself right?That's the kind of stuff I would be ashamed of on random day 10 years later
>>30444 #
Unfortunately I think he's an NPC, I doubt he feels shame. The other day after our parents got home from shopping they bought a pack of 4 donuts, 1 for him, 1 for me, 1 for each of them.
He deadass ate TWO DONUTS.
>>30447 #
I can tell from the tokkers that you post that you are a very intelligent person, and handsome! so I imagine at his age you probably had thrice the brainpower this little tyke has, so your anger was vaguely justified, in a twisted machievellian way.
>>30449 #
I can tell from how he was typing that he's arekiposter
how do you even know what tokkers that neko posts
idk man I dont like liars
>>30448 #
>the rizz
Thank you neko but I don't think I deserve that.
>your anger was vaguely justified
It wasn't entirely without reason but it was going a little overboard. Thankfully I rarely acted upon it (I don't remember doing anything that stupid) and as I aged I've learned to be able to control my feelings better.
>tfw no abbles toksever again
I'M CRINGING SO BAD
>someone dodged
>get a new lobby
>it's with a girl I've played with before and once q'd with
>I left the lobby after she wanted to 5 stack with 3 of the most obnoxiously thirsty guys I've ever heard
>they wouldn't shut the fuck up with their bad jokes during over time
>she hovers deadlock, my agentfu
>I snipe it
>luckily someone dodges and I dont have to reveal that I've played with her before
it's so over, valorant has to be dead if im running into the same people I played with 4 days ago.
life is feeling incredibly empty as of late
might fully convert to one of those people that just watches movies all the time
bros we are feasting
this tok makes me laugh every time. imagine agent mulder just sitting there in a church looking at a polaroid and deadass it all makes sense, the aliens really did build bigfoot.
reading the art of war to better understand how to defeat my neko enemies
>20. But if neither time nor place be known, then the left
wing will be impotent to succor the right, the right
equally impotent to succor the left, the van unable to
relieve the rear, or the rear to support the van. How
much more so if the furthest portions of the army are
anything under a hundred LI apart, and even the nearest are separated by several LI!
boniposter doesn't stand a chance.....
Noraposter moves in for the first attack of the nekochen civil war: #d20 (5)
Boniposter hastily defends with his military forces: #d20 (6)
>>30469 #
It's a close battle, both sides are ill equipped and not ready to fight, Boniposter's forces narrowly win, but it's a close margin, there are thousands dead on both sides. Noraposter blundered the surprise attack, but Boniposter's defences were weak, Noraposter then blundered again attempting to retreat and Boniposter got some big artillery hits in.
This war is shaping up to be the bloodiest in Nekochen history (and also the first)
pyrrhic victory but at what cost
There's actually a TTRPG supplement I've used before all about running war campaigns, I might throw together a map and roll out the old Noraposter vs Boniposter war, would that be funny or just autistic
>no SAP in 2 fucking days
>>30455 #
>one of those people that just watches movies all the time
this is literally me, save that i don't watch movies
woah what a cool snake video
I want to write, and make a living doing so. I want to express how I feel. I want to know I am real by the words I leave on the page and the way I am perceived. I don't have the faintest idea what to write. Pen hits paper and it is as if my tarpaulin cover is snatched away by the wind and I am left naked and exposed. I have nothing to say. When one sense is dulled the others are meant to be all the stronger. Which part of me is strong? I can feel something but any distinct attempt ends in misery. I don't know what I want. Whatever I get I no longer want any reminder of. I hope at least I have an immortal soul. I don't want to die like this, without ever having lived. I don't want to grow old and know for certain that I squandered my chance. I can feel it coming. So quickly, without relent. The months pass by without reflection. I don't want this. I hate this. Whenever it all dawns on me I feel such a chill . Throughout the body. Straight down to the core. Then I forget and the forgetting is worse than the feeling. I don't know what I'm meant to be doing. This all feels so wrong. I remember it feeling right but that was so long ago and nothing I can do can bring that back. It was a different world and a different me. I am a sad epilogue of what came before. There is nothing to write. How can I write when I can't string together two coherent thoughts? This is horrible. I don't know how long I can live like this. I suspect a long time. Frog in boiling water. I haven't been happy in so long. What am I afraid of losing? I yearn for freedom and yet I am my own prison guard. Tomorrow I will wake up and do it all over again. I don't want to. I don't know how to break the cycle. I want to start over, but we all have to play it as it lays. To wake up as that bug wouldn't be too bad. It would at least be new. It would at least offer a way out. I feel like something is going to break it to pieces. I feel a strong sense of dread. But dread could also be fear of nothing smashing.
Ouroboros™
>>30487 #
I met him back in ~2004 May 21st or maybe it was ~2008 on ~4chan/~8chan, it caused 2.93 billion snakes to die instantly, all of which had posted on meguca back in 2003 or maybe it was ~08
