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I hate fat bitches, they are in my top 5 least favourite things for sure
some fat girls are nice
nice? yeah maybe but they end up being insufferable anyways
they never look nice tho
sometimes appearances can be deceiving
yeah I found that out the hard way after finding a girl as chubby as abbles attractive enough to romance her
im not going to be baited into posting proof that abbles isnt chubby, and even if he was he is still handsome alas i will not fall for the bait you have set
fat bitches are disgusting
chubby bitches are revolting
obese bitches dont even register as human in my eyes
luckily we're talking about non-fat people here like boni
skinny people? love em
boni girl? amo dela
Ive realized these past few weeks since that fat person ate a sandwich on the bus that I afford a lot of leeway for people that arent fat
Fat person eating? "Of course you couldnt hold off eating that you fat fucker, gorging all of the time is your only way of life"
Skinny person on bus eating? "Yeah I guess sometimes you have to, who knows maybe they havent had a chance to eat since yesterday"
Why would you admit to being fat-racist
Not fat-racist, just dont like 'em
I am fat-speciesist, or perhaps even fat-genusist because thoses BEASTS are not humans
biologist here, what he said makes perfect sense scientifically speaking
it's like that tiktok audio, "pretty girls love me and ugly bitches hate me"
that song goes hard ngl
I.T.G.I.R.L
CUS YOU KNOW I AM THAT GIRL
you added a word that shouldnt be there
theres a syllable too much
when I sing it at karaoke i always add the "cus"
I guess it's true, ugly hoes do hate me xD
nãoooooooo
I had a conversation in portuguese with a portuguese girl today
I must add though, theres one caveat to this:I did it with myself in my head, playing both roles
absolutely destroyed, neko style. now i'm doing the nekochen
I think it does because I was asking questions and answering them in portuguese for both parties
>>44032 #
Yeah but the conversation was reliant on your knowledge, a real Portuguese girl would ask you stuff you cant answer
Frank needs to be fucking stopped
Academic weapon, master of the russian language
What if she asked you stupid questions she already knew the answer to
I would say
also the lyrics are wrong
Don't post any more stupid questions
That you've already paid the answer for
"That you've already paid the answer for"
Wtf does this mean, it sounds like you're channelling esl
>He is preteding like he didnt subscribe to my ko-fi just to ask me such questions as "Is this a good abbles?"
Oh yeah haha, I forgot when I did that. Pretty sure I just spammed "what're your thoughts on reki?" for like a week straight and then unsubscribed
It mightve taken me 2 hours and 15 minutes to read and answer to all the questions but man, those $2.49 were worth it!
$2.49? that's a bargain!
Bargain? Abbles used to go to a bar
Abbles reference?
and she was pretty good at GAINing wait
wts? what does that mean?
gaining wait?
I FORGOT TO DELETE THE POST BEFORE I HIT ENTER, NOW MY MEAN POST IS UP FOREVER.
its over, what if today is the THE day that abbles aka remymite aka remington aka Remi a lá Ratatouille returns from their hibernation, checks neko to see if his* loyal stream followers are still alive and sees that post?
You would feel really silly, wouldnt you now.
I do not believe that Remy was ever aware that Nekochen existed. I know he was aware of both 2chens, and the site that shall not be named, but neko is too underground
yeah I dont think abbles knew about neko and probably not flimsy either
I know that germ and canthinky (aka best tokker ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! ZOMG!) know of neko tho
nevermind, literally last thread shows up on google when you search for remymite.
So does russia's /fag/ though
gonna browse there looking for good tokkers
not for me, only 2ch.hk, endchan etc
Im gonna watch megu for good tokkers (canthinky). I will do this for the next 4 days until my exam
>open megu
>bonbi playing
lets gooooo
>open megu
>bonbi NOT playing
thank god
>first tok I see when I open megu on chrome to see HEVC is a godlike godtier tokker
omg emory such a good tokker not at all in jest Omg!!!
I still love this tok.
mothi if brasileira
A GOOD TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
omg germ spotted in russia ttg
boni is so pretty also russian germ RAAAAAAAAAAAH
NEKO GERM RAAAAAAAAAAH
I like the don't call my name don't call my name alejandro song
CUS IM A JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS GIIIRL
f i cant have you baby, if i cant have you baby
jealous jealous jealous oooo
top 1 boni tok perhaps
pretty sure that's 2 cantthinkys in a row
im just gonna look at the boni instead of typing the lyricsI deserve this
GERM IN DA GERMANY :D
nej
rare
>mfw I post "OMGGG FINALLY A GODLIKE TOKKER!!!!!" at kay toks
why is she singing "funny bunny diff"
I like those odds
I cant handle seeing sexy nora toks because I suffer
I suffer from acute lack of perereca
syncwatch
I will not complain at a megu for this long
omg this tok :D :3
a true soldier, he won't complain for 5 minutes :D
>>44078 #
this neko has to not complain for syncwatch (impossible challenge he is the complainerneko after all)
THIS TOK IS SO GOOD REMY IS SO GOOD AHHHHHHHHHHH
I HIT THEM WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK
#unblure
shes cute when shes blurred out
maybe the #blur poster was on to something
FUCK I MISPELLED IT IT WAS GONNA BE FUNNY
this song goes so hard fr fr
me holding back my intense desire to rap along to these mastercrafted lyrics
with the devil ranch
one of my favourite bonis, without a doubt in my personal top 5
I remember when I was forced (due to the implication) to dance kpop dances
seven cute in this tok
not a fan
nEKO LOOK
very good sound on that keyboard
were you ever a fan of this gyal? I am afraid I was not into le scottish maiden
I like Maise a little, I had maybe 10 of her toks saved.
IIIF LIKKKE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
SHOULD SIIIINK DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN BENEAAAAAATH
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIID SWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I love chocola boni
and this boni cos currently on is growing on me
LETS GOOOOOOOO A GOOD TOKKER SHE IS TRAD AND A GAMER!!!!!!!!!!
she' also hecking racist like me
germ
germ?... she is not based and hecking dark souls pilled fantano like Sushi!!!! She is 18 btw you know what that means!!!
hecks will roll
Hecks will roll
Hecks will roll on the floor
how did she film this without drowning
its a holograph, duh
top 3 boni toks for sure, I spammed this when I was a new convert
I sometimes think that I could never be friends with someone from South America. Think about it logically, I am from a continent of free thinkers, intellectuals and explorers, they are from a land of mayans and conquered peoples. We are too different
7 never 8 9
7 1ted 2 bring 3 knives 4 sur5al but 6 knew that 7 secretly h8ed him and didnt have be9 in10tions
>>44106 #
>I am from a continent of free thinkers, intellectuals and explorers
crazy how you turned out the way you did then huh
>it's a good boni tok
>70% of the runtime is dedicated to her ugly friend
thats her sister acktuelly
>her ugly sister
*
we do not rude the blood of a Boni
AND LET IT SHIIIINEEE
???????????????????????
??? GET BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
This is the sort of thing girls who play lacrosse did at private school
yeah I can see that
I visited an all girls school on a school trip to england, I think Ive mentioned this before
THey did shit like that
I mean, the didnt bus us in, they got us in by plane from another country
This one hot russian girl asked me if I wanted to come to a party and she was all over me but i had an ugly girlfriend and a strong moral compass back then so I missed out
there's too many emirus today
at least it isnt 4x bonbi into 3x emiru in a row many
>I already used my magic to check
>because I'm a mage
>it's magic
damn, takes me back to when I played a wizard gnome in dungeons and dragons, those were the good days
IM TAKING OFFF MY HECKING PANTS
so pretty...
he's feeling the
>tfw no abbles toks
>159cm
boni is taller than me?!!?!??!
and that was 4 years ago buster, imagine how tall she is now
minha 195 cm alto tokfu
FIGURE LIKE A PINNACLE FIGURE LIKE A DOLL
DONT CARE IF YOU THINK IM DUMB I DONT CARE AT ALL
>open tiktok homepage
>first tok is about someone saying they're ready to unalive themselves
>clearly in a mental hospital
>police office is sitting there watching them
>>44130 #
lol
semi related but the police were waiting outside the bus when I got off it earlier, they walked onto the bus and forcibly had to remove this one woman because she was crazy and/or riding without a ticket
I love this boni
gyaru boni is so pretty
>danish
parooo
PARO BE
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
it didnt load for me :(
it was the tok of the pink haired girl on a beach
what girl?
i dont know her
top 2 bonis for sure
BYES
england has too many mingers
yeah, here's one.
that. was. not. NICE
APOLOGIZE
chubby on da megu :D
didnt you say this was heckin skinnybossgirl and valid?
actually on this tok i commented canon and valid
on that tok as well?
on. every. tok.
impressive. powerful.
thats not english
yeah it is, just read it quick
billion dollar company when someone writes "fake body" on their tok: -
Ive gotten a tell from one of my high ranking informants at the tiktok headquarters in pyingyongping china that saying "Fake body" is patched and nerfed but the true "tudo falso sangue falso tudo falso" still works strong, pass the information along
omg look at her little balloon sword :3
THREE IN A ROOOOOOOOOOOOW
CMON FOUR LETS GO FOUR
fuck its chib anyways as i was saying
3 bones in a row
LETS GO FOR THE NEW MOON RECORD
LETTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S CHIP AND SHE'S NOT DOING ANYTHING SHE'S SO CUTE AND THE BEST TOKKER WHEN SHE JUST STANDS THERE
wow that 50 second long silent video of em really did wonders for my mental health
this is arguably remy's best ever look.
lemon
wanna hear a funny joke?
>a horse, a german and a swede walk into a bar
>the horse asks the bartender "give me the usual bartender"
>and the bartender replies back "why the long face?"
ja
omg three bonis :3
Alright, Remy was a little chubby at times but he still always looked good.
mothi asmr
Can you explain the joke I've read it 5 times and I still don't get it
idk I found it on /int/
apparently its really funny cus a finnish guy replied with
>AHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
why is this 4 minutes long? i simply do not care enough about mothi to watch a 10 second tok of her dancing, definitely not enough to listen to her for 4 minutes
OMG SHE IS LOOKING AT ME
IM powerless... in her gazee....
I had forgotten I made this
n-neko... thats you isnt it?????
what the spruce?
wtf ap face and voice doxxed himself?
ALL DOXX COLLECTORS OPEN MEGU RIGHT NOWW QUIIIIICK
yoooo he's kinda got a good flow.
thinking back at it, I shouldve realized this guy wasnt AP cus he looks like he isnt 5'6
put that boy in the NBA
acidchristmas
acidmas
what would you respond if a woman whispered this to you
depends on the woman
your looksmatch
well in that case it'd be a 9/10 with a big batty bunda, so I'd say yes
honestly if a woman who was at least 5/10 genuinely whispered that to me I would consider it
I would at least answer Yes and see where it goes from there
what the spruce
two toks with the exact same premise after each other when I havent seen a single one of them before? rare
rocky? this is what i think about rocky
okay this chip is actually goood mostly because of da audio
top 1 chip reaction tok
koboni
oh shit I was gonna have this movie as the neko night movie some time I forgot about it
kino scene
floppers
boobs
I am still holding strong
boobs
but fat
boobs are just made out of fat
if I could make edits like this I would be so famous
its just a simple velocity edit
>>44204 #
yeah but the rest of the person
>>44206 #
i'd like to see you make a tok with that cool of a narrative, its not the effects that are the impressive thing
#d2 (2)
for megu
a velocity edit is just when it goes slow and then fast and then slow and then fast
so like, lets say someone dabs, the dab is sped up and then it slows down to emphasize the dab
cute zu cute zu cute zu
megu super laggy for me
yeah im stealing all the wifi watching my valorantfu (not tenshi, its a secret fu)
I saw 0.2 seconds of a hedgehog bathing :3
it hasnt loaded a tok in 2 minutes until just now with this purple haired goblina
speaking of goblinas...
NOOOOOOOOOOO IT SWITCHED JUST BEFORE I HIT ENTER
reki? yeah I guess
whatever was inbetween the goblina and reki did not load for me so your post was for reki in my eyes
naurrr this twitch chat is clapped
#d4 (2)
okay I got the best one
megu isnt lagging for me at all.
I closed megu but I just opened it again and its minha flor :333 <3<3<<3<3<3<3<3
erm
oh shit i just remembered
Boni 3x streak 2-1 vs the Rekkler/Abbler depending on which team you are on
madoka :Ddddd
2-1 double witnessed 3-1 actual
then its 4-1 actual but we both have only been present together at the same time for 2
midget
im watching midshi alienshi Yingshi Ping Lee
you arent seeing THIS boni then
I love this boni
neko is so kind he makes sure I never miss minha flor
🍀
>a water bottle with an attached fragrance ring so that you are drinking regular water but it tastes of other things because you are smelling shit at the same time
who came up with this
It makes sense
boni max caufield makes me want to replay LiS (bad game)
I missed it
I hate neko now he didnt say it fast enough its over for me
>brittons never ever ever shall be slaves
>britton ends up being a slave to patreon pussy
hmmmmm
god I just want a woman to hump me and or whisper in my ear asking me if I want a wife that I want to marry tomorrow
>I want a woman to hump me with a strap-on
we all saw you write that before erasing it wts?
this megu tok is so fucking funny
this is me after two sugars
>"and you have a boner"
i looked at his pants and he actually did the mad lad
I looked at it before he even said the line, we are not the same
this girl is not human
this exact tok played like 10minutes ago
acid is going for the 3x sametok in a session record
>"I bought a pizza from Ikea if you're hungry"
This is the most swedish thing I've ever heard
>the host
these people are fucking nuts
youre just hating cus they have friends 24/7 and you dont (I dont either)
his missed the boni
but not the germ
I did not
reading tenshis chat discuss the data leak that happened is really funny because they seem to know enough to realize what a data leak is and what that means for them but not enough to know what a data leak contains
or maybe it was the ~6th
OPEN MEGU
I know this tok
>tok
naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
ahahahahhah
next boni+1 I must depart from the al me'Gu
good bonis to end it on
oilandy naurrr
I saw 1 frame of the boni before it ended so Im posting it manually let me find it
She looks just like a dream
The prettiest girl Ive ever seen
>lucariodabosse: im asking why you put ~, lmao
she threw that game ngl
>i was positive until overtime started and then i just got bored
you sir have won the internet! I saw this post and I was like (inhales) Boi!! 😂🫱🫱 Keep being cool beans!😁 ROFL DATTEBAYOO! Skibidi rizz.
this dude's 300th gifted twitch sub to toxic.tenshi was to none other than chazprinceton
nekka has been watching her for like 1.5 hours
I need to watch she to get gifted by the simp king (300 gifted, 133 gifted subs this month alone)
its funny how twitch has a profit motive baked into their algorithm for who gets gifted subs if the gifter doesnt manually choose who to gift
they are more likely to go to people that sub to other channels or have gifted in the past
i have gifted in the past 🥰
i turned off tenshi stream. next neko movie night i'll have some cool emotes to use in chat!
>narrators note: neko has not been present for the last 6 months of neko nights
her emotes are fucking gross what the heck
look worse than ai generated
Chatgpt generate me a toxic tensi emote
ChatGPT 4.0 please assume the role of a loving wife and girlfriend and tell me about your day
ChatGPT 4.0 please code ChatGPT5.0
depression hitting, do i go to the board game club to get some socialisation in for the week? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
>the thing he seethes most about
the call of the void is beckoning for you to return to its grasp
have fun at board club, I remember how much of a happy mood you were in last time after you returned so I hope oyu have the same amount of fun
are you gonna host a dnd campaign tonight?
I've not even left yet BTW, bus is 5 minutes away so I'm still at home
Oh fuck I just doxxed that I live within 5 minutes of a bus stop. It's over, that's the last bit of info you needef
That was my uni kitchen, it doesn't count
Video???
Ate the pizza vegeteriana do Ikea
não foi gostoso
WHAT VIDEO
Haha good one. Just by saying video you've trolled me into thinking therew some kind of doxx video
I WILL KEEP ASKING THIS STUPID QUESTION
Jajaja?
OMG WHAT THE HECK?????SOMEONE CANCEL DUOLINGO RIGHT NOW
IM WRITING A REDDIT POST ABOUT THIS AS WE SPEAK
Booba alert
I looked ahead a bit in the lesson planner and I got an answer to >>43535 ➡ #
>Gostar is alwayus followed by de
explains Eu gosta dela and why it wasnt Eu gosta ela
>Precisar is followed by de when the following word is a noun
>Eu preciso de uma xícara de chá
xícara is a noun, cup, and thats why. thats so silly but it explains so much. Why did they wait to give this information until much later after Ive already lost to trial and error
They're not even big but the corset and pushup bra tricks the mind
🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨
👑 KING CHARLES III HAS BEEN EXECUTED BY THE ROYAL FAMILY ‼‼❕❗❗❕❕
Still thinking about that crazy girl with the boobage
stupid rename files
agh
there we go
sounds like an interesting video topic icl
>>44315 #
[YouTube] ???
I will watch it
video sucks, 10 minutes in and it's all just leftist americabad-ism without too much substance
The largest vigilante pedophile-hunting website/organization (its mostly run by 2 people) in my country just uploaded an audio excerpt of, and I do warn that its a digsuting topic,a toddler being brutally raped and screaming due to the pain and events occurring
Why they did this? No clue besides them saying that they want to help people understand "What perpetrators get satisfaction from watching" amongst other points
Am I the only one who thinks this is just a self-report from the site admins?
That black guy from Sunday is here but everyone is calling him a different name I'm so confused
>he got fooled by the master of social deduction games into thinking his name was something it actually wasnt
neko misa
G
ERM!!!
Hey I'm having fun at BGC :D
Wait I JUST realised they had very different voices I'm just racist and think all look same
I just found a twitchfu that I will commence being incredibly addicted to watching
She plays DayZ and sounds genuinely crazy, like bpd level
also neko get back to your BOARD GAME
stop siting on your phone like NK (NEKO KILLER) WATCH OUT
It ends at 10pm. Now I'm on the bus home daydreaming of the cute short girl that wears latex, corsets and weird pseudo victorian goth shit.
She is also crazy, pansexual and has split personality disorder, she's one of those crazies that believes multiple people are in her body and she switches between them.
She's also rude, crude, retarded (kicked out and forced to repeat a year)
And YETI would
you would a beached orca you cretin
>must be warm
>definition of warm is not set in stone
those are your standards
Sour mean complainer neko is working overtime to destroy the good mood I got from board game club
I was just trying to make you laugh :(
Then say a funny joke not a mean one :)
>>44345 #
That still holds true but recently I've tended more towards the "Men who genuinely should seek help and stay away from firearms" music which coincidentally has a lot of overlap with "People who are incredibly into experimental metal" though I am not in that category
i hate vegans so much it's unreal
>I fuck so much pussy I might switch to bussy
🤨
Im not a true neko in that case
But I heard that after a while you regrow your virginity and maybe that holds true for the other two as well and in that case I will become a true neko soon enough
If its 7 years you have to wait before all of the cells have died and regrown then 7 years it will be
Your brain will never forget the feeling of a woman's touch, unfortunately, even if your body becomes a virgin, your mind is forever going to be a sex haver.
You're starting to look really weird, oh yeah
Your face is out of place and I can't make you out
And I forget just what you said
Yeah, it's not clear it was about fear and getting out of here
But you're okay with me
gnneklos
Finna start playing valorant
The other day I got fucked up on a sleeping pill while watching a movie.
I was enjoying the movie before but then I realized while I was faded that nothing in the movie was real and all the people are just paid actors and anything that happened on screen was fake and it completely ruined the movie.
I wonder what funkyneko is up to
pronouncing due as do sounds wrong but pronouncing it as dew also sounds wrong
what the spruce thats allowed?
look at this nice building
>>44366 #
what the heck we posted at the same time again
also I say it like jew
almost exactly like jew but with my tongue touching my palate for the initial D sound (accidental reference)
>us proles
>voted tory
hmmmmm
i have never voted tory what the actual spruce
maybe not but... you wouldve if you were of legal age
there is proof you said this!!
voting leave is not voting tory...
what the spruce
what the spruce
arguably one of the best pngs of all time, top 5 for sure
neko i need your help
Im doing my daily vocabulary exercise and I dont know hwhat this word means, what do you think?
I made my guess and revealed the answer, I will tell you if you are correct after you guess
final answer?
yeah sure
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I GOT IT RIGHT. WE WIN THESE
to want is querer
like the spanish querer maybe also i know its yo quiero in spanish and eu quero in portuguese
yeah i do not appreciate learning portuguese, its breaking my brain when i want to learn japanese and move to japan and live in glorious nippon
I think japanese is one of the hardest languages to learn for an english native (amongst the ones that have information readily available online that is)
its like hungarian, finnish, japanese and some other forest language in the top 5
but if millions of weebs can do it you can to
o
hmm you're right, i should learn finnish instead because i regret not trying to rizz up the cute finnish girl in my class for the last 3 years and only after we graduated did i realise, damn, i really should've tried something despite the fact that she was way out of my league
yeah no pussy is worth allathat
yeah exactly
I didnt get this one but it makes sense when you read the example sentence below
its a word you know
>to stop
>– The lady stopped the movie star to ask for an autograph.
PAROU
i actually got that one right before you wrote it, i recall enough spanish to know a word that ends is "ar" is a "to [verb]"
paro ✋ version without wig
oh paro is the first person present "I stop" whilst parou is the 3rd person past "She stopped"
What if grammar just didnt exist? would be so much easier
paroo
I see people in classes with iPads and other tablets and im wondering,
how tf can you be productive on a touchscreen where you interact with it using your thumbs?
And I know you can attach a keyboard to it but then that's basically a shittier laptop so why not just use a laptop
In what way is your productivity linked to your input method, that makes no sense unless you think about extremes such as using a morse transmitter input device as a keyboard
and? we both know how slow youre at typing on your phone maybe they are even slower on a keyboard and the ipad is their best option
you can improve at your speed on a phone/ipad as well, youre just ignorant to reality
I don't think you need to be very very fast at typing up notes in class. Half the things the lecturer says is useless anyway.
In the rare occasion that I do take notes in class I write down almost literally every single word the professors say because I can type fast enough to do it
thing is that I dont look at my notes ever so I stopped taking them and just focus on listening in the moment
I dont have to lose focus to take notes but I am not able to process the information more than I just passively listen and transcribe
all my classes are recorded so I copium and say "i'll just relisten to the lecture" if I need to recheck something
>>44411 #
I remember when I first started my major and the professor team during the introduction days said that "Under no circumstances will any lecture here ever be recorded and available for you after they have taken place. You are also not allowed to make such recordings nor take photographs of material that is presented in this class", one professor even mentioned that taking pics of his slides would fall under copyright infringement
>>44412 #
>major
Ah, American? Yeah, the university I'm currently at has a policy that all lectures are recorded, and both universities I've attended lecturers put up their full, unedited powerpoint slides at least a day in advance of a lecture and keep them up forever.
I posted my post too quick, yeah our professors upload their slides after the lecture takes place so that we can partake in the notes themselves but they refuse on a principal reason to record anything, even when they host online lectures. I think the reason was that the lecture halls werent properly set up for it and that it would just add extra work on their ends + the whole "you should be here!!!!!" spiel
some lectures just aren't worth the 3 hour bus commute. I stopped going to one module because our lecturer was an ESL with a pretty not great english speaking voice, he ummed and ahhhhed through every slide and ultimately just read the prepared slides that i could look at at home
>>44418 #
I had that when I was a stemcel, lots of europeans from the fringes of the continent whose accents were unintelligible which made their explanations on topics really fall short
At least what Im studying now requires that you are at a full professional proficiency level just to understand the subject at hand and thus all of my professors are fluent. The "worst" Ive come across so far is a guy who has a bit of a german accent whilst speaking fluently
nekochen doing the neko
ATTENTION NEKOCHEN, I AM ABOUT TO POST A VERY GOOD ASRA TOK.
YOU MAY NOW CONTINUE YOUR DAY
there is no way im catching up to Frank
give up, frank is just built different. you're in the big leagues now, no more easy rides to #1
yeah I think I ended the gold tournament in 2nd or something
no actually I topfragged gold but t he one after gold I was 2nd cus I have some real savants in my rank. This guy is up at >1500 words of vocabulary in russian and just playing duolingo for fun amassing mega experience cus he never runs out of lives
he probably just has good duolingo skins, maybe ask your teammates to drop skins for you or stop being cheap and buy one yourself
Should i get duolingo #8ball (Maybe)
wtf i looked at neko 2 seconds agfo and no posts
and then i start messing with my hotbar and then the (1) pops up
there i am
there i am again
>look at twitter
>girls are matching with guys that just say "come over"
>i get zero matches
WHY DO GOOD GIRLS LIKE BAD GUYS
I'VE HAD THIS QUESTION FOR A REAL LONG TIME
TUMMY
Nekos, am i the only one seeing regular pro palestine protests on campus
How to get a gf like elizabeth from bioshock
Its weird that they had her set up as waifu baiy only to have her be thr MC's daughtrr. Or maybe they are into that
Eu gosto de mulheres morenas
I could've taken quints but I left it hoping someone would post something good. Instead it's just a chip
unfortunately not a particularly good chip either
I am in the wrong country. I was meant to live in colombia or ecquador. I am a mountain person
its like i always say, overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
>play game with friend
>"Gonna give you a heads up, my gf will call sometime within the hour and then Ill be gone for 15 minutes or so"
>I tell him thats fine
>20 min later "Oh shes calling now, brb"
>gone for about an hour and counting so far, game paused
>>44451 #
He doesn't even have a girlfriend, he's just sitting at his computer, waiting for over an hour so you think he's a cool e-sex having chadworth.
goodnight nekochen home of the nekochen home of the nekochen home of the nekochen home of the nekochen home of the nekochen home of the nekochen home of the nekochen home of the nekochen home of the nekochen home o
boa noite menina
I lied I'm not going to sleep I'm gonna take a bath then do the dishes
is tikwm down or what? I cant download hd
nothing at all actually, the site is up but they dont return a video through a request nor on the site
and you cant watch stories on pc anymore what the heck did tiktok do today
Why dont you have a swedish gf
Because I dont talk to girls that often
You should work on that
I probably should but my misanthropy is holding me back
I'd love a Swedish gf, swedes are so nice and funny and good people based on my experience with them.
(n = 1)
Tomorrow I'm gonna change my life and stop all my bad habits and be productive and successful and happy
Yeah nvm that sounds like a lot of work
Its a tough race for 2nd place but I am now within half of Frank's points. Winnable?
Unfortunately, it's over.
2 days left in the competition, maybe Ill crank out some sick plays on duolingo to claim 1stinstead of studying for my exam
Regarding that first line, I havent studied for an exam so far and this time its an actually easy subject/area
There is no way I do more studying than reading over some definitions for 15 minutes
>go to download some toks
>the tiktok downloader i use is kill
it's sova
>>44458 #
>>44459 #
ah it's happening to others, not tikwm, but yeah it's also down for me, i guess the APi changed recently
>>44474 #
https://tikdownloader.io/en
this one works for me for hd hevc
if its real HD I do not know but it works
oh hell yeah prepare to see some good toks
Is this the best Akko cosplay of all time?
I think it must be because I don't remember any other akko cosplays, certainly none that have been posted here on nekochen.net, home of the neko. Nope, definitely don't remember an akko cosplay, especially not from the most posted tokker here. Never heard of it. Bonbi? Yeah I don't watch her anymore sorry.
O cabelo dela é da cor do Brasil
Eu gosto do cabelo dela demais
bolhasuco? First time I've ever seen that username. She's pretty cute, does she cosplay?
Have you guys ever heard of mice.onvenus?!?!?!
no whos that tell me more about mice on venus, I didnt know venus had a hospitable climate for life
My post cut off, basically I was trying to say there's no mice on venus because it's a tenshi world.
This one is very cool because it's patrick bateman from the nekochen movie night film "American Psycho"
o neko é obrigado pelos nekoposters a postando três vezes por dia
Dare I say, we are so back
and also bild.pngmode is back I see
>>44489 #
I was playing red dead redemption 2 yesterday and did the mission where sadie adler becomes a cowboy, it's a good mission, sadie is so cool.
>>44490 #
that's... a good time?
>>44492 #
A better question is, when am I ever NOT thinking of "blud think she sadie adler 😭😭 pic"
Did you think of the blud think she sadie adler 😭😭🐿🐿 pic
>>44491 #
idk if the time is good, its more so that I learned 15 new words and practiced a bunch of "old" words so that I can become the master of vocab
eternally mogged by Frank
can't outrank the frank
Let us know
know what
Did you win
win what
in retrospect, I cant believe I played like 8 hours straight of that one "Looksmaxxing simulator" game on roblox and then woke up the next day to play more
Did you win
no
opened a video to learn something in portuguese
the woman was talking european portuguese and it sounded awful
Frank is fucking XP-hacking me to reduce my exp gains
I just completed a full course, checked my exp gains and it said I had 1337 exp then it jumped down to 1257?
he just removed 80 exp with his hacks, thats how hes winning and keeping us down
Frank? This is what I think about Frank
>>44507 #
[YouTube] ???
It was this video, idk how to explain it but it sounds like she is forcing her mouth closed / has a speech impediment whenever she speaks
plus it has more of that spanish sh lisp sound which i hate
[YouTube] ???
here is a cute smart portuguese girl
it sounds better than what I linked but I still dont think its close to brazilian portuguese, a melhor lingua
it's like preferring ebonics over british accent
das rite, dem crackas n shieeet soundin goofy aaa hyeelll nigga
frank more like... heh..... wank...
"If I switched bodies, like I woke up one day in the body with another girl, would you be with me in her body, or her in my body?" - Tenshi's question to her boyfriend
This is actually a good question. How do you answer this logically? It's fucked, either way she'll feel insulted, it's a woman question for sure.
who is her boyfriend?
also I would probably try to spin it in the narrative that "Im in love with you and who you are, if I had to choose between your personality and your body I would choose the one where you are still you" (massive lie but women love that)
>>44516 #
She's telling a story of something she asked her boyfriend yesterday, I don't know who her boyfriend is but I'm sure he looks like a fat asian dude that takes pictures with cosplayers at cons
Hey man you could get a cosplayer gf just like this, just go to cons lmao, it's THAT easy
frank is learning russian btw
STOP READING CHAT I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A FUNNY SURPRISE 😡
i just saw what you wrote, holy rubabaga tier cringe
btw why is this anon learning portuguese?
wtf I was going t o paste that message next
crazy how you are a paying subscriber and she never reads your messages or mentions your name
she read like a dozen of my messages before I was der paypiggen
stop learning brazilian portuguese, you will regret it
NAURRRRR
AHHAAHAH
>vandalmeister
holy cringe
voce gosta de linguiça
sim, claro
bro why aare you typing original comments
naurrrrr bro thinks he is gonna get recognized by streamerfu
im just killing time until my real streamerfu logs on
which one is that?
i havent said her name here because she has like 4 viewers and i think i've got a real chance (she is canadian, trans and has a boyfriend)
why did they make so many agents in Valorant? Wouldnt have been better to make subclasses instead?
>can i talk swedish for comms
NAURRRRR SHE'S BEING CARRIED BY A SWEDE 💀💀💀💀
yeah hes speaking with a heavy accent
we all sound so fucking dumb its unreal
>aj viffd fajv najvs
this is what jett said in response to him missing his ult shots
North western*
oh
I knew a girl who learned galician and apparently vacationed down there a lot, her parents owned a summer house there or something
Not like spanish or spaniards that much tho
Dont like*
yeah tenshi likes pearl and hates icebox, im unsubscribing
actually no Im thinking of catalan and catalonian
I have no idea what galicia is
imagine going to Gothland to get a goth gf
someone typed !rank and istg i read it as "frank", that guy is living rent free in my head
TENSHI YOU NEED TO STOP 3 STACKING WITH BITCHES IF YOU WANT TO HIT IMMORTAL AGAIN
theres another guy currently grinding english (as a frenchman) trying to gun it for the #2 position
Im going to gatekeep top 2 as hard as I can
>listening to kanye and saying "big up kanye big up kanye"
tenshi is quite literally me
In this video he orders a chicken tikka masala from two places and compares the price and taste. It's pretty interesting if you ever wanted to see the inside of a british pub
>he watches streamers
why
The rest of us watch her unironically, buddy
>her
I'm gonna tell him you misgendered him on neko
you cant gaslight me, I joined tenshis discord a month ago and I have since then discovered every little facet of her life there is to know of
I could actually join Tenshi's minecraft server because I'm a paying subscriber now, heh, bet you're jealous.
>he watches streamers
>he joins their discord servers
it's so over, this community is finished
he's going to mention a tokker that hasnt been posted here yet
Im not gonna mention any tokker at all. wdyp is like a mantra you use to expel demons, it btfos me every time since I dont post tokkers.
tell him what
ele não sabe
tenshi really isnt ontop of her game today
maybe she needs that ohhpinkk crosshair
noemi
swedeanon can you understand this yet
Im missing too many words to understand that
This is what I (think) I can understand so far
>How is it that I ___ a(n) election(?), a _______? ____ of the bottom ___
>>44593 #
yeah I was suspecting Deputado meant deputy but I was unsure if that was like a police deputy or something else
and I could understand porra de um
is that a famous copy pasta in brasil?
>>44592 #
>How do I win an election, a fucker like me? Deputy of the lower clergy, mocked inside the Chamber, mocked, mocked, a fucking deputy.
and I guess I couldve guessed that fodido is from fode, ele é um fodido
>dragula lives there
powerful
The Quito Slasher racked up a 38th victim last night, the perpetuator is still at large.
>looking at a tooker's linktree
>check out their throne page
>their top donator has given like 800
>weird
>google the username
>it's literally the username of his real life instagram page with his full name and face attached
>check his tagged posts
>he's donated another $1400 to a different tokker
guess his nationality to win the prize
>>44600 #
it's like an amazon wishlist but you can see the amount people have bought for them, if you add your username to every transaction. so amazon wishlist and kofi linked up.
whats a throne page? another paypiggy site?
German is my guess but my heart says UK
:sw:00::03
what
its always one of those two
first world economy, high paying wages and awfully pussyless societies
its crazy how much expendable income people have when they have no maiden and no kids to spend money on
nevermind he might be danish, he lives in denmark.
>scandi
naurrr, makes the whole region look bad
wager is a german name but kristjan is absolutely danish, no other country would spell it like that I bet
wait wasnt wagner that mercenary group that tried to depose putin? how deep does the cosplay simp community go, they're arming rebels in russia now?!?!?!
wagner uses the money they raise from their emerald mines in africa to fund cosplayers on tiktok.com home of the tiktoks
this is his twitter bio
>Skeptic and science blogger. Atheist, feminist, and progressive.
He is going to break out in song about how goth girls with small tits deserve love too, any minute now
https://throne.com/astracoz/gifters
https://throne.com/nozzomi/gifters
der simpmaxxer, I fucking kneel. I scrolled down on his kofi page and it just doesn't end, dozens of different cosplayers, some name some up multiple times, some only once. I can understand simping for 1, maybe 2 cosplayers, but this is on another level.
maybe he is just an incredibly seductive man who has traveled a lot, romanced a bunch of women and these tookers are all his estranged daughters in other countries that he is buying gifts for as his way of staying in their lives?
its possible
photoshopped
she admitted to it on stream
ai audioshopped
he's given at least a thousand to noemi, so i'd say he's got good taste.
and the girl that got 1400 is called astra.coz, thats almost asra.cos
ABORT ABORT
Kris is based
Kristjan.... den lille gutten
That's dated ~2022, I think in the first half of the year, it's hard to say because scrolling this far back lacks dates, but it's shortly after a "merry christmas" gift, and that can after a "ill be busy for the rest of 2021" message, meaning the bonbi donation was in 2022 for certain.
she had been fat and a hoor for a long time by that point
what do you think is behind this gift? I found some random throne page after searching for kriswager throne.com on the internet search page
I'm sure it's something appropriate, our guy Kris wouldn't do anything weird.
>donated to Zureeal once
This guy should stop sending money to filipino midlets and send it to Zu fr fr
it was ahibachi magic wand vibrator toy
for a streamer who doesnt even have a tiktok/patreon/kofi/of/fansly
he is just buying hoor stuff for girls who wont even show it off
Do you think the publicly available simpery is intentional? As a way of making girls he donates to go "damn, this guy throws money around, I should be extra nice to him"?
Or do you think he just doesn't care if his name and face is attached to tens of thousands of dollars going towards teenage cosplayers, many of whom have NSFW patreons
>>44629 #
I genuinely dont think these zoomettes that he is donating to knows enough about technology to stalk this guy and find out who he donates to in the same way that we are doing now
Nor do I think they care about him enough to do it in the case that they knew how to, he is just a moneybag to them
I guess thats the power of being a consultant and not an employee
If youre an employee people might do background checks and google your name and find out youre donating to kids but if youre a consultant they just google your company
I did random checks on the people he donated to on kofi and they all seemed like they were of age, I don't think the guy is a nonce or anything I think he's just got a lot of disposable income because he's no wife no kids grindset
holy fuck i found a picture of the private military company he runs, the wagner group. he gave a letter of demands to putin to donate 0.5% of russia's GDP to "his tookers" or he'll attack moscow,
>this is the might of people who studied computer science
I kneel.
STEMcels could never.
He just sits in his office watching toks all day
I think thats what half of the employed ttg users do
>employed ttg users
wait you guys have jobs? what the spruce
Im thinking of the .moe flavour of ttg
the employed nekkas seem to be manual labourers
actually no, we have one manual labourer and one office guy who probably watches tiktoks
so it still holds true
its over for the noemi nation
you should probably stay in your lane where you still have the chance to be #1 simp
That slot is already taken in noemiland
my #1 simpery days are over, now i just want to grill for god's sakes!
he wants a grill
get it?
haha get it?
a grill (male)
nothing on the tv
nothing on the radio
what about the megu
OPEN MEGU
CLOSE MEGU
OPEN MEGU
booba
2 aris in a row.. could it be?
of course not, fuck megu, always playing bad tokkers
>open megu
>bonbi and emiru followed by a cat
hate this
business idea: do 5 pushups every time bonbi shows up on megu
ever since I started starving myself to lose weight Ive gotten headaches multiple times in 4 days
I dont think this is a good idea bros
OMG KAY :DDDDD
hmm, sorry dont know how to fix that
yeah me neither so Im either gonna have to abort the plan or just live through the headaches because I have no desire to actually count calories more than "Ill eat now and stay hungry the rest of the day"
boni :3
or actually, idk if the term eating disorder is correctly used but I do have disordered eating
just order your eating
I saw "AP" mentioned in the current megu omg famous
so what Im gathering from this is that turdmin banned emory from the site and then immediately went back on the decision? hmmm I see
why is this even posted on neko
because that one really upset guy came over here that one time "muh all OC is posted on flimsy and I made it!!!" whilst his definition of OC was a captup template with jpgs of crab, chip and some other tokker
also remember that one time someone saidbestiality being on flimsy isnt illegal or against the rules? the megu showed a global rule saying that posting stuff violating us law is forbidden
hmmm
ball ball
wow cute kelly
kelly smelly aka mice.onevus
she looks a bit bigger than usual in this tok tho
the camera adds 20 pounds
OMG HECKING BASED! MY GAMER TRADFU!
you fucking cursed it now we're gonna have 3 sushis in a row
MFING PINERAT POGGERS
Im gonna be real, sushi might be uglier than my ex and I didnt think that was possible
hevc its over
it's boni , im not even joking its bone
fuck i missed it I opened it on chrome the last frame but it didnt load fast enough its over
im closing chrome again
zomg, th3 great3st tokker 0f doom!!11
I looked away, was that just bonbi's bonkers
raspadinha, limpinha
OMG MADOKA
morro do sapo
vem pro morro do sapo
hoje eu quero perereca, no morro do sapo
hoje eu quero xerequinha, no morro do sapo
raspadinha, limpinha, vem pro morro do sapo
its the reki
I didnt like this one honestly
yeah its better when accompanied by three stanzas of woe is me
💀
noemi ass
I looked away I was doing a boni dance to the song im listening to
NEENENENENENENENEENNEEN NEEEVE
NENENNEENNENENENENENENENENENE NEEEEEEVE
ragazzi internazionale
he actually says grazi ragazzi which is italian for "thank you very mucho mr roboto"
flat as a board
we still appreciate flat chested goth girls here buddy
even the hoor ones?
we value everyone, including sex workers
is sex work real work?
I actually like this bonbi edit (I posted it)
I actually like this boni (I posted it)
can we get the nekochen truthseekers association to confirm that post above?
closing my eyes as it unblurs to not ruin the tok
#unblur
can we petition nekomin to add a vote-to-skip button to megu?
this december
ill remember
:)
hevc
its the bonbi emiru whats your bodycount tok
thank you for relaying this information to me, now I know I am not missing out on anything substantial
whyd you stop posting this gyaldem
I only posted her for the killjoy toks, and I posted all the killjoy toks
>it's a boni and her ugly friend tok
Ill have you know, I have saved toks of that one really fat ugly girl just because there was like half a second of boni in the tok
this one
what fat girl
boobs
she got a bob reduction, thoughts? opinions?
it's over, europa has fallen
remember this girls poster? peppridge oldnekos remember
i dont factually
israelites look like this? I know who Im supporting
I am bored of this edit, its fine once but it plays every fucking day
its incredibly low effort, its not even synced to the beats
The bonbi line of dialogue also makes it weird
now THIS is an edit that was made with love.
genuinely, unironically, sincerely
did you know this version of the song was a cover? even though its the most famous one
sad world by Gary whateverhisnameis was a cover?
mad world by gary jules thats his name
had no idea
"Mad World" is a 1982 song by British band Tears for Fears.
tears for fears are good imma listen to the song now
also this edit is kino whoever made it must have good taste
WITH THE DEVIL RANCH
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS A GOOD EDIT SOVL EUROPA HAS BEEN SAVED
HOLD MY HENTAI
WE'LL MAKE IT ANOTHER NIGHT
oldnekos remember when that sound was called "doubles town is colder in the summertime"
I dont remember that
t. newneko
you actually wouldn't, it's a 2018 ttg meme
yeah I know
Specifically ~29th October 2018, that was the dya it was invented.
@Anonymous but why are you putting the ~ on the date 😭😭
There are 3 people here.
Two of them are conversing, the other one is just posting a random chip every few minutes.
Gary Jules mogged TfF with his cover I cant lie
It's almost as brutal as Johnny Cash "Hurt" mogging Nine Inch Nails
johnny cash clears
johnny cash more like sounds like ass amiright bros???
>not "johnny ass"
How did she have her eyes open underwater
idk Im too scared to do that
yeah people piss in pools, if you open youe eyes you're being pissed on
I like this one
and that one
boni was the first ever tokker to hit the whip and nae nae in a madoka cos
Whats a tokker?
I think its a species of leaf
wow so hecking appropriate and based of my gamer tradfu to do at the old age of 15!!!!
wow what a great canthinky tok, im glad she cosplayed julia starling from lolipop chainsaw, a game she definitely played because it was so popular and relevant in 2023
hevc
its that creepy looking girl
PIERCING ON YOUR LIP ITS PERFECT
hevc again
thats it im chroming
this meme is genuinely so fucking funny
and him doing it to himself when he got doxxed is king shit
Oh I get it, he's posting chips that have the same audio.
So he's here, clearly paying attention to megu and actively engaging with the thread... but he doesn't speak?
ChatGPT 3.5 doesnt have that feature available yet
One of apple's best toks. She's great at being unhinged
her best imo is her koromi "you can run but you cant hide" tok
finally a good tok its been so long
(read: by tok, the poster above means youtube video from 2010)
i love this song
this is truly a work of art
I cant wait for the world to finally wake up to the magnificence of AI!
angee zu best zu
lily making porn and instantly getting dropped was a funny sight
dropped? I only picked her up after the porn.
she also stopped doing toks
yeah but people were stalking her discord and everything and then everything just ceased
it was funny for a while but she didn't respond
I remember tristan now that you mention him. I found his tiktok and he was dancing like a queer in a warehouse / storage room
I think Rynkerbelle is just a better Lily imo
ge rm
germ tok
good cosplay
steve lacy's best song
yeah, im thinking its megu mining time
are the bards buffing the doctor?
I think they are trying to sway the devil possessing the comatose vegetable's body into leaving back to his infernal underworld
RIFE upscale frame interpolation garbage
post t he spinning chip
the more recent version is better
is it actually a robot, thats too fucking fast
letsgoooooo
I thought the spinning chip was around 708 and it was 7079, close enough for my memory
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
IS THAT ARI>? IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND
katana de hasga or something like that
thats me, im mr rage
she misses you, mr
>2 minutes long
are you dissing the Top G?
What color is your bugatti?
I'm not poor or gay so I drive a 'rari
and I've got a glock in it btw
WHAT THE SPRUCE THATS ILLEGAL
17 shots no 38
I'M LIKE YEAH SHE'S FINE WONDER WHEN SHE'LL BE MINE
AND I GOT THIS SODA
I hate that guys music but its so catchy
I should read chainsaw man
are you saying gn or was that the previous audio I have already forgotten
I see
REMEMBER THIS? THE 2CHEN WORLD CUP WATCH PARTY?
I member.
BLUE LOCK!!!!!I did not watch a single world cup game
you missed out the threads were so good
it was basically on the level of the 2022 christmas game nights right before the site died
I also didnt do the game nights at christmas
>he missed out on the two thread events that happened during that entire sites lifespan
ACTUALLY I WAS THERE WHEN KAY SHOWED UP, THAT WAS THE BEST THING IN TTG HISTORY
shes got a pimple on her forehead
Boni cosplayed Jiro? Damn, good tok
idk who jiro is but the cos isnt that character
nvm i hate boni now
SPACE GIRL
I SAW A LUNA (goodnight lunaboster) ECLIPSE
>acordei gente
i think of that tok whenever I want to remember the verb for "to wake up"
this is a velocity edit
ah, this girl, i posted like 4 of her toks then never again, unfortunately only her mikan toks were good
omg this tok is so GOOOOOOD OMG OMG OMG THIS IS AN AUTEUR AT WORK!!!!!!!!!! ZOMG!
this song is good and i think its inclusion in THE BATMAN made me like the film
Wait wait wait, my fiance was having a bachlorette party one that date in nashville
your fiancee was doing that too? what are the odds haha, mine also
aw fuck it mustve been mine then :/
shrivix try not to film a tok from navel height aimed at her tits challenge impossible
unfortunately her toks with her boobs on display do bigger numbers, blame the algorithmn
this plays every megu session
its illegal to talk about that neko just warning you, she is but a child
shrivix is 22
I can do this
yoooooo top 5 remys of all time
chipbot is going to miss out on this lady gaga audio
bwoaaah chipbot does it again
loser hasnt posted a tok since that one that was just on megu
stop posting these deleted toks before i have a chance to fix the silly @ showing up ok
nekomin rare appearance
who do you think is posting the chips?
newest reki
>synced [4/4] ten seconds ago
>now 2/3
the feds are monitoring me again AAAAAAAAA
they got to them...
so called free-thinkers when ryogerms nekomiisa shows up on meguTV
germ
I'm not posting the chip with this audio
I dont remember it but I trust your discretion to not post it
actually I think I remember ish why you arent posting it, yeah I agree
see, not every shrivix tok is like that, this one was different
top 5 toks for sure
noemi did this one first
noemibot quick post the edit
'miru
cadê você?
thoughts? opinions?
belle delphine singing. real!?!?!?
you are in italy
you are not in china
why were they filming
i hate koto
you are my enemy
a menace
a dennis
:D
this video gets less funny every time i see it
im back
omg is that crimmy? shes so cool and unique because...... she posted on sturdy! ofc!
BYEEESSSS
BYEESSSSSSSSSS
too many mingers
so true, so true
couldnt have said it better myself
speaking of mingers-
naurrr
2024 is the year of the neko, we all get this (surely)
2024 is the year of nekochen.net home of the nekochen.net home of the nekochen.net ho
I remember hearing about this anime when I was like 16
I think that if I had watched it back then I wouldve turned out much worse than I did
omg emory :D
I remember when that one lady gaga chip from that batch of chips was the number 2 posted tok on all of .moe
the stop calling stop calling i dont want to talk anymore chip I remember the lyrics now
GRAVY TRAIN
these tf2 videos suck
yeah, at least on megu
did i tell you how i used tf2 to win at board game club on tuesday
OH BABY I KNOW YOU WANT TO LOVE ME SO BAD BUT YOU CANT CUS IM PROBLEMATIC
boni's attempted 3 in a row broken by reki piercing on your lip
kino storyline
there were two bonis in a row? I only noticed the asuka
Im trying to grind to beat frank
very vaguely
so in codenames, the hitboard game that they played six times on the Northernlion Live Super Show starring Northernlion you play two teams. there's a board of random words and places like "gravity, sound, boom, france" etc etc
it's a 5x5 board, so 25 words, each team has 8 words they need to get, and the "spymaster" knows which of those 25 words are their teams 8, and they can communicate clues with ONE WORD clues, followed by a number to hint at how many words relate to their clue.
So, we were told first clue is "Heavy - 2", and we immediately saw Mass and Mammoth and picked those, got them right.
You are allowed to guess the number you're given +1,
I also saw "Spy" and figured our spymaster looks like the kind of guy that played TF2, so I figured haha Heavy, Spy, that's a connection? So I convinced my teammate to lock in Spy. And it was correct, it WAS one of our words, but after the game he admitted he'd never played TF2 and it was just blind luck, or should I say bild luck.
omg
omg what, you mean ur edit?
is this mothi?
thats one for the mothi folder
you should save this one (I posted it)
I do not care for beetles
I posted this one as well
yeah.. i could tell...
twenty one pilots.... home
ONE.
TWENTY ONE GUNS.
puto simón, tarado
the spider is a real one for squaring up tho
Im not as fast at finding toks as chipbot
germ
this bonbi shows up every time
>pegfemboys
damn, mothi is based??
uh oh the cops showed up, hide the illegal contraband
>Como ela come dezoito sanduíches?
>How does she eat eighteen sandwiches?
The questions that we all want answers to
also kino scout cosplay
this is taylor's worst song
I have posted too many lost kitten videos and none of them are ttg related
There are grown women shorter than jessus hair
I love this tok
she looks good with a strand of hair in her face
finding out teabrain and koto know each other irl shocked my brain when I was new to ttg
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO AZRA
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO BONI
Ive never seen a deadlock this good in my life in any of my games thats so crazy
look at the balloon :D
haha pp
germ
looks like funky x abbles
TWO. ACIDS. IN. A. ROW.
kino acid streak
>is some lame spanish la cucharacha guitar
its kinda kino
anyways its time for you to learn another fun tidbit about portuguese that will drive me mad until I instinctualize it
when they tell the time, they dont say "twenty past four", aka the minute before the hour, they just say that it is "four and twenty" aka 4 & 20, 4:20
I love this
yeah i think it's similar in spanish i recall learning that in school,
y si te pasas de y media empiezas a restar en vez de sumar
I remember getting 2nd post in a thread and I posted this tok and said "How is everyone doing" and then the first post, unbeknownst to me, downloaded my tok and then wrote "How is everyone doing" completely making me look as if I copied the 1st post since he was first
That poster has been my mortal rival ever since that day and I only recently, after possibly years of research, found out who the devil is.
this tok is so pretty, i wish i lived in japan
THIS TOK FUCKING SUCKS AND I HATE IT
kino tok
is that what heaven is?
this tok already played today!!
CALLING BACK TO YOU
actually its crawling back to you
#d2 (2)
unlucky
#d2 (2)
yeah
tacos, all you can eat :D
goodnight
lets gooooo, it's a new acid
boobage
the twitch clip that made emiru famous
i love this tok
IT'S TIME FOR THE 3 IN A ROW
nvm
silicabunny ends the streak, now begins the unending boni streak
this is a very good boni
I agree ( all bonis are very good bonis )
LETS GOOOOOOO
THE TOK SO NICE IT PLAYED IT TWICE
it knows that we love it so it had to give us dogs a bone
oh, we can manifest the future? watch this.
BONBI 5 TIMES IN A ROW BONBI 5 TIMES IN A ROW BONBI 5 TIMES IN A ROW BO
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPO SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP DONT DO IT ITS GONNA COME TRUE
who is this tooker?
thats boni
wts i liove boni now
wts? what are you selling
this boni is so fucking cool, one of her best toks
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO BONE2.MP4
buuumpercart
good tok incoming
McMiku cos so cute
who? better than me?
real talk now, what is worse:
being the brother that hangs out with your sister and her friend all the time
or
being the friend that hangs out with two siblings all of the time
depends, are the siblings hot?
I've never seen this edit before, it seems to just be throwing clips together.
However, it had a remy jinx one, and now remy jinx is playing, coincidence?
I remember when it was first posted
it was made by the infamous DN himself
gucci flip flops, fuck it hit yo bitch in my socks
literally an engineer zomg she's perfect and trad
shrivixbros, maybe they are right about their criticisms of our toks
imagine if you were a shrivixbro but an assman
life would be hell
germ
GERM
TWO GERMS
streak ruined by miss sizedoesntmattertheclown the real estate and financial advisor
3 germs in a row would be cool
germ deserves the 5 in a row record
naurrr, an actually good tooker does, like shrivix
there havent even been five unique shrivix toks posted, its literally just the same 2 toks of her boonga
i''ve posted over 30 shrivix toks, and only 29 of them revolve around her tits
the thirtieth one was about her tits but with the camera at boob level instead
also wowza i looked at what you posted great googily moogily
it almost looks animated with how it bounces like that
crazy. doesnt she do porn tho?
I count tits in bikini as porn
yeah but we know reki was actually posting porn
I had to search for the "least porn" image
if that is her least porny image then I assume her other images are pretty close to being porn
No she's just wearing more revealing clothes in the other ones. That's the most nekochen safe image
I havent played league in 3 weeks but they just released a skin for the character I like the most and.... I am feeling a compulsion to...... grind.... ranked..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT CONSUMES ME
think about it logically: buying cosplays for your tokfu is just like buying skins in a game
Wait actually I have better patreon images that arne't porn on my other computer
I dont know hoiw to type APOSTROPHES on the brazilian keyboard layout im going CRAZY
wait nvm i just looked and those videos are definitely porn.
>>45037 #
not true, your tooker is a person and appreciates the cosplays, riot games has quadrillions of dollars and hates you
I love this song and tokker
chip
haha its the funny reaction image took
2nd time this is here today
i have these exact same thoughts haha 😅
I love this audio and tokker and tok top 5 toks perhaps top 2 bonitoks out there I must say
2nd time this is here today
top 5 toks for sure
boni's akko cosplay definitely mogs other akko cosplays that have been posted today
ruined by some random....
this song goes so hard though
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY
neko are you aware that you are not alive?
its synced 1/2 but we are both typing
and another good song
SO WHY DO GOOD GIRLS LIKE BAD GUYS
I'VE HAD THIS QUESTION FOR A REAL LONG TIME
escuria fode fode
what do we think of this ranking? do we agree?
scaramouche clears all of those
uuuh what the spruce? I thought I was crushing on a girl dressed as a boy but it was a girl in girls clothing all along?
Ah I remember when I posted Pom for like 2 days
no, scaramouche is a man, I checked his wiki
prove it
WIKIPEDIA IS NOT A SOURCE, ANYONE CAN EDIT THAT!!11!!!
BRING ME SEVENTEEN ACADEMIC PAPERS
no, but genshin-impact.fandom.com is.
It is the most credible source on all of the interwebs
Scaramouche is a man (genshin-impact.fandom, 2024).
HOW IS IT SYNCED 1/2 WE ARE TWO PEOPLE TYPING RIGHT NOW
ONE OF US IS NOT ALIVE AND A GHOST
:3
pick a number: one or two
Two. I'm real.
which one of us is real #d2 (2)
boooooo
the most anti-shrivix tokfu, literally censors half the screen if she's wearing a shirt
>he didnt get scared from my ghostpost
its over ghostbros, return to the haunted mansion to discuss how to further scare him
Why would I be scared? I'm the ghost buster
you are the ghost buster?.... please dont molest me
BUSTING MAKES ME FEEL GOOD
[YouTube] ???
great song t ime to listen to it
>smile lines getting more noticeable
Yeah its time to kill myself
Im sorry, I'll try to tell less hilarious jokes in the future
saying you're gonna kill yourself isnt funny :/
saying "ZOMG IS THAT KAY? SHE'S SO CUTE AND TRAD AND A GAMER" for the 50th time this thread is hilarious
I told my mom recently that Im starting to get wrinkles on my forehead but she didnt believe me
I had a lot of wrinkles on my forehead when I was 12 but then they disappeared. Weird
I think the first "real" wrinkles I am going to grow are going to be inbetween my eyebrows cus I walk around with a pissed off expression all the time and I have to squint when the sun is high
Its over for me and meus olhos verdes
this tok >>>>
I have strong neck wrinkles from hunching over playing pokemon ever since I was like 4
ZOMG IS THAT KAY? SHE'S SO CUTE AND TRAD AND A GAMER
ZOMG IS THAT BONI? SHE'S SO CUTE AND BRAZILIAN AND A GAMER
ZOMG IS THAT KAY? SHE'S SO CUTE AND TRAD AND A GAMER
Why is this guy having a meltdown? I never mentioned bonbi or kay
>bonbi
bro what are you yapping about
ZOMG IS THAT BONI? SHE'S SO CUTE AND BRAZILIAN AND A GAMER
ZOMG IS THAT BUBBLE_JUICE?
ok you started first ill let you have that one
To tell you the truth im too lazy to press the period
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HES EXPLAINING
MODS BAN HIM BEFORE HE EXPLAINS THE JOKE
NO MEANS NO YOU PREDATOR NO MEANS NO
mods = gods
Anyone remember intl from 8chan?
do you have any idea where you are
A zoomer imageboard
ZOMG IS THAT KAY? SHE'S SO CUTE AND TRAD AND A GAMER
newneko do you come here often or did someone mention this site somewhere else
ZOMG IS THAT ACID? SHE'S SO CUTE AND BRITISH AND A GAMER
we have no proof of acid ever playing a game actually
Now that you mention it I have never witnessed a pretty british tokker
>he refuses to answer questions or post an apple
yeah, he's a cia agent trying to gather intel on our dangerous hidden forum of anti-government activists.
>CIA agent only knowing of apple
yeah that makes sense, she's a plant
okay put that on the list of jokes of the year next to the suspension one
wasnt the suspension joke last year?
I think I askd this exact question last time as well and forgot what the answer was
it was 2024 but technically last neko year, you are right. i arrived home 2 hours before the new neko year
ok we will count that joke as last nekoyear which means that it was one of the funniest jokes of the last nekoyear and it came in just in the closing moments
smile lines neko is shaking his fist in anger right now after that joke
CIA IT-sysadmin right now seeing a dangerous amount of logs regarding searches for
"HOW TO DOWNLOAD TIKTOKS"
"APPLE TIKTOKS"
"DOWNLOAD APPLE TIKTOKS"
"APPLE ARCHIVE"
>Valiantfox
2024. I am forgotten
Sorry, tikwm is down. Let me contact the pajeet in charge of it.
do you have a cute nickname at the CIA headquarters? Like Agent Mittens or something like that?
They call me the Sister Fister
Gonna go bake some pão de queijo
yummy
I'm also gonna go bake some pão de queijo
BLOOD ON MY WRITE AND I WANNA DIE
IMMA MAKE SURE THAT YOU NEVER LEAVE ITS YOU AND I
it was that one tok that RP really likes and he said that it was his favourite boni and he posted it like 5 times but it wasnt boni (it was a good tok tho)
TOMO GA DAISUKI
omg it was a tok of a guy genuinely making pão de queijo com ketchup on a plate
ZOMG IS THAT KAY? SHE'S SO CUTE AND TRAD AND A GAMER
>there's just like 8 cameras in this 4 table restaurant
I would unalive myself if I was in that restaurant
*sits down at piano*
here's a little song you've probably not heard of...
*plays wonderwall*
IS IT??
it wasnt
tfw no remy toks
tudo que vai - volta
I can read that and understand it now
I love this edit, fullscreening it.
at least its pretty decently high effort, its synced unlike 80% of bonbi edits
It's probably the best bonbi edit, a good celebration of what /bbg/ once was.
the best edit? no that title goes to the "I WANT MY OWN HENTAI GIRL" one
ZOMG IS THAT BUBBLE_JUICE? SHE'S SO CUTE AND CANON AND VALID, I-
rare homestuck cos
booba
no, it was a cosplay of homestuck
i know that, you've been tricked
yeah but u missed typing germ first because I double tricked you and kept you busy
now I can say: germ
GERM
>new car
she crashed it like 2 months later
get the cool xuxa :D
get the cool shoeshine :D
KLETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE TRIPLE
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE SCORE IS NOW OFFICIALLY 3-1 UNOFFICIAL 5-1
it's officially 4-1 why the fuck you lying
we had this discussion last t ime
yeah and you were wrong and wrong, just like you are on duolingo. i'm the frank of this discussion (always correct)
SHUT UP STOP PRESSING MY INSECURITIES AGAINST ME DONT SAY THE F WORD
neko be like...
lol
>releases a video called "kill them with kindness"
>his 2 accusers of sexual assault mysteriously kill themselves a week later
wts is kevin spacey's problem
the posts where I just respond with "lol" are the ones Im laughing the most at cus im too busy laughing to type something else or post a reaction image
three ka me ru na na toks in a row?
ZOMG IS THAT KOTO? i have lost the energy to complete this bit, koto is mentally draining to sit through her boring middling toks, thank jesus there's 2 bonbis in a row after that
>saves multiple kototoks
>double digit amount of kototoks on his drives
alien
👽
AWOOOOOOGA
those two are genuinely so funny
imagine if you were tenshi and you just stumbled across those videos. what the fuck would you think
AHAHAHAH
she would freak out just like she does when she has died 8 times without having gotten a single kill
like genuinely frustrated WHAT IS GOING ON type freak
nekos favourite
you should edit this to have a rapidly zooming clip of a low quality greyscale tenshi photo
I could probably do that in like 10 minutes with the power of CAPCUT
nicholas.... I kneel
rich people smfh
quick open tenshis stream she is about to lose a really close game and tilt
ROCK THE CASBASH
ROCK THE CASBAH
literally all she does is stream valorant 8 hours a day. her BF must be fucking suicidal
she grind on his ventricle until he ectoplasms
imagine if roods didnt take her fucking face like an alien
tenshi has never seen a pp, she is a virgin from the northern cluster of our galaxy, she has travelled here across 500 lightyears to play valorant
all of the "males" of her species carry proud their extremeties on their frontal lobus
germ nurse makima for the 2nd time dont say booba
I am looking respectfully
never seen this boni
good edit
12-12 to 14-16 come ON 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
SHE IGNORED MY MESSAGE DUMB B WORD
she read the guy literally under you and ignored you
its so over
literally what is my sub badge for? she hasn't read a single message since i got it
she read one of mine earlier which is funny cus I just copy pasted it and I didnt even see what it was before I posted
her sub goal was 725 earlier today, did she have 300 gifted subs that expired today?
maybe she realized she wasnt gonna hit 700 and then had a wwakeup call
no istg she was on like 720/725
lol thats funny in that case
no way she was 2nd place
yeah. it was 725 last stream. she lost 300 subs in 48 hours, they're all gifted by that megasimp.
lol its over, her incame halved in a single night
anyway back to megu, tenshi streams are te-rrible
this megu is trippy as fuck
ye ye ye
or like, weird
im downloading that edit and gonna remake it in my own style
i think i have it already but its so funny
TURN ON MEGU
man, I love e-sex it makes me HARD
this ult is so fucking good
the timing
the perfect placement
this guy plays deadlock
and then youre just sat there looking at a dead guy for 10 seconds when you could be pushing or something
>the skye says "don't worry" when I look at them
I'm pretty sure he saw me looking and wanted to reassure me that the e-sex blowjob wouldn't compromise the round W
AND IM WITH A WHITE GIRL
SHE SOFT AS POWDER
I GET HOT AROUND HER, I WHIP AROUND HER
ironic because boni isnt white...
estou com uma menina branca
Swede anon have you tried meeting nej
though I could probably find her on tinder if I downloaded that app and upped my matching distance, I remember reading the swedish thread on /int/ and someone had posted a pic of her to make fun of her for saying she was autistic in her tinder bio, completely unbeknownst to them that she was both a semki-big tiktokker, a previous icon on a niche tiktok cosplayer obsession subforum and that she was an OF hoor
do not look at megu
I love this megu Im watching very intently
I once watched it for like 15 min straight whilst walking home from the gym, it was so cute
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO REMYINGTON
wrong post to quote but uuh daily reminder of that acid
pls laugh
its one of t he best acids that exist I cannot lie
THREE JAWFUS? imagine
#d3 (2)
>the worst one
it's actually over
top 2 dark moody bonitoks of all time
can we get THREE bonis in a row?
*grabs you by the fucking neck*
naurr, she's trying too hard, it's forced sexy, it doesn't work.
forced pose yeah i agree
the only girl that can force it is ari, everything she does is forced but she's still cute
yeah ari can force me all right 🤤
poor lucas, getting forced every night by ari
it should've been me 😭
imagine trying NNNY but you are lucas
itched my sack and sniffed my fingers to that reki tok
Reki? This is what I think of Reki.
boni :D :3
I love this
me too, i also love this tenshi picture i posted
behold: the glorious OC
this won the editing contest?!?!?!?!
DER REKI STORY <3
dois bonis??? vamos três
nãooooo
jawfu was so cute (before university)
I need a friendship like this fr fr
one of the best rekis
whats so good about it
i dont have the character limit to name all the reasons
go ahead and name a few of them
Theres another mentally ill swedish woman who prefers speaking english. Maybe they spend too much time on the internet.
tummy
thats the reason, tummy.
I love boni
I love bon(jovi)
Woooaaaaah
Were half way there
Oooooohhh
Livin a prayer
i should go have a bath, ive been sitting here, empty head, megumining all day
gotta watch this tok first, i have a really good feeling it'll be good.
ZAMN THAT'S GOTTA BE THE GREATEST TOK OF ALL TIME.
Ive done my lang learning today and aside from that I have been wasting the entire day watching megu or streams
I think I watched some guy play a roblox game for like 6 hours earlier today, I wasnt having fun nor was the streamer
That's the difference between you and Frank. ALL he does is Duolingo.
I cannot understand watching someone playba game if you can play it yourself.
I wasnt watching him for the game, I was watching it because I think he is funny
I wouldnt want to play the most pay 2 win roblox brainrot game that exist, I was mostly there for bants and music
and then you can FUCK LIFE baby, you can FUCK LIFE
and you have A BONER. FUCK YEAH, POWER
my new twitchfu is live
going for a walk
dont burn down neko whilst im away
have a shrivix
Come find your love in japan. Marry and reproduce to stop the fertility crises
not super into asians tbh
Bet my money on a stupid horse
I lost that
So I ran out to the track to get my cash back
AAAAAAAAAAA FIX TIKWM GOD DAMN IT
tikwm works but only on shrivix toks, sorry nekker
>brush teeth and prepare for bed over an hour ago
>just sat here watching youtube when I could be in bed watching youtube
RELEASE ME
Wizards of the Coast has a good thing going on with magic the gathering lore yet they cant make a single good book or an animation out of it. Crazy.
Im telling you, quit youtube no turkey. It is the new nicotine.
woops
assalama alaykum nekos
>wake up
>check the 'lingoboards
>frank hasnt touched the site in 3 days, perhaps he is feeling comfortable with his 2k points when the next in line had 700
When he least expects it. Eu bati-lhe
>wake up 7
>decide to sleep in for another few hours because its Sunday
>had a dream about getting back with my ex girlfriend
That settles it, never oversleeping again, oversleeping always brings fever dreams
I doubt she has even thought about me in years to be quite honest with you famalam
thats what the hex charm wants you to believe
but she is casting devilish voodoo on you
woke up time to endlessly scroll and watch youtube
might as well endlessly watch megu instead
spilled juice on my keyboard last night now the 1 key keeps thinking it's held down, but also weirdly doesnt work when i press it sometimes
You ever get that feeling of really missing a video that has been deleted off the internet and doesnt exist anywhere?
I have that with ahentai compilation music videothat I saw back in 2016. The video itself was pretty decent I guess, but the music in it and the editing that went along with it was sublime. I used to like the soundtrack so much that I would put the video on whilst showering just to have a solid 40 minutes of amazing tunes if I so needed it. I think it disappeared somewhere in 2018 and I havent seen it since, all that remains is my spotify playlist of (almost all of) the songs that was in it
Because you were only there to fulfill your needs. The man who edited the masterpiece has a creative vision that he wished to see come to light and he succeeded beautifully
I cant even listen to Tame Impala's "Let It Happen" without thinking of that fucking video nowadays, thats how much of an influence his choice in music had on me
That video mightve even influenced my music taste in a substantial way as it was around that time that I moved from listening to mostly rap to electronic music, most likely as a result of the creator's doing
also its pretty funny watching you try to fight the111111 ones
I just finished downloading something to disable the ONE key, so I'm safe from fighting against it now. It kept fucking up my youtube videos by jumping to I CAN'T TYPE ONE AHHHHHHH
by jumping to I0 percent of the video's length, y'know how if you use your number gets it'll jump in the video? i thought there was a bigger problem, but nope, it's just pressing down ONE
>>45321 #
You should've downloaded it then, unlucky, unlucky.
But it's probably out there somewhere, don't be a failed gambler, keep digging, you'll hit diamonds soon
I'm gonna say it. I'm really going to have to say it this time, this has been burning in my head for a week.
I do not care for Hazbin Hotel cosplays and I think it's awful how pretty much every tooker does the same fucking cosplay whenever a show trends.
>zoomie doesnt know about the numpad
i have never in my WIFE used the numpad because im a left hand focused gamer, my right hand is for my mouse which is why my dota setup is
123
qwer
asd
zxc
speaking of dota, who up playing invoker mid 8 hours a day, this guy
fucking insane
theyre posting Nej lewds on int
im not dumb, i know bild is norweigen for "photoshop", nice edit, its also obvious from the pixels
hoje eu aprendi muito português e vou estudando mais português amanhã
I want a francesinha
francesinhas são fofos
unfortunately french dont visist my country
I dont think I have ever met a french person either
I've got a glock in my 'rari
17 shots no 38
I read "no 38" as "em o 38"
portuguese is influencing my thought patterns
eu vou dar dezessete tiros no homen de 38 anos
it wouldve been funnier if i said 17 instead of dezessete but it wasnt fun to begin with so it doesnt matter
Yeah? Well you don't know fuck about my family, could never tell you what happened the day i turned SEVENTEEEEEEEENNNN, the rise of a king and the fall of a queen
Yeah, that was just on megu :D
agora vou comer frango e batatas
man I love that "I am going to (do) _____" is just saying ir + the verb in its infinitive form
its so straight forward
I thought it was like a french girl
like gatinha but france
the gimmick kinda falls apart when you save her toks
I've only saved ~58 kay toks
BETTER TO BE LAUGHED AT THAN.... wrong
so true court jester neko
do native englishspeakernekos know what clandestine means? I didnt until a minute ago
Yes, my vocabulary is expansive
118 year old germ surviving through the cryogenesis that happened the last ice-age
Oh germ is 118? so it's legal for me to say this .germ germ germ germ germ germ germ germ germ germ germandgerm
I saw you type that spoiler in bursts four character long bursts, I have deduced what is written underneath without having looked
oh yeah genius, go ahead and guess
ZOMG IS THAT GAY
KAY*I MEANT KAYWHY DO I KEEP TYPING GAY
tfw it feels as if theres someone think on the back of your tongue and you shove a finger down to dislodge it but nothing happens and you just sit there gagging on your finger
hate it
had one like a decade ago, it did nothing of use
it scrapes tongues
kino boni i've never seen before, was she on the train at the start? truly high quality, she even leaves the house
THREEEEE IN A ROW
kino
THE THREEPEAT
and to think I almost missed it, I was just about to leave when I saw the mogeko castle cos
it's officially 5-4 boni-reki in the 3 in a row battle
how does he do it so fast
you can now watch hevc on firefoxon windows
>>45380 #
do I have to enable anything like hardware acceleration? I remember that enabling hevc back on chrome along with the startup option thing
still doesnt work for me, set media.wmf.hevc.enabled to 1 and set media.wmf.hevc to true
yeah its listed as unsupported when I go to about:support
its over
got a bit of a seared bite
frank shaking in his fucking boots right now
I'm eepy
YOU CANT HIDE FRANK
serious question, what if mary was in the club when she met joseph around hella thugs?
what if mary was in the club before she met joseph with no love?
naurrrrr im in my /pol/ twitter screencap post on neko era
I want to fuck cat woman and poison ivy. Harley is a meme
Yeah we like cat woman here too
(pic related is valiant's catwoman cos)
I want to be loved, none of these DC characters ever loved their male counterpart (I have not watched DC besides the joker movie)
no comic book character has ever loved someone, because even if they were in love, in 5 years they'll reboot the series for the 17th time and in this universe they're mortal enemies or some shit.
I hope none of my nekos read comic books, thats some nerdy shit
nekos seem more like the kind of guys to read manga
I have read one (1) manga and I really liked it so Im gonna read my 2nd one tonight
what manga
Oyasumi Punpun
i have a different friend who read that and he says it made him super depressed so i refuse to read it
it also made me super depressed and I dont think I am out of the depression left by it yet
It's all I think about
but tbh I dont know if I would recommend it, its more of a teen thing
yeah aint no way im reading that, im happymaxxing in 2023
How is the weight loss going ap
my internet is lagging out, nekochen is really slow and laggy for me right now i cant see new posts or open megu, not even sure if this post of mine is gonna go through, if anyone made any posts after the "happy maxxing" post, i simply cannot possibly read them
>as soon as I understand when to use de I start going from having to spam practice lessons to regain hearts to acing entire sections without a single mistake
Its just that easy, or, should I say, é muito fácil
FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK
YOU CANT HIDE BUDDY IM COMING
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LEAGUE
a modern recreation of david vs goliath, truly kino.
frank has fallen.
Frank caiu do Céu
Eu ganho...
CS2 is not doing too good. Will give valorant a try
Frank é um grande homem, mas eu sou mais melhor.
>>45423 #
Would it instead just be "mas eu sou melhor"?
I read something about using mais before but I dont remember the context, I think it was in the context of when you should use like "mais __ que Anna"
Valorant gets me cute egfs.
Youre right the girl gamers still play overwatch
It's overwatch
Beating Frank has filled up my weekly dopamine quota. And they said it couldnt be done
>>44035 #
From being 1/3rd of the way there,
>>44424 #
Him peaking at 2087 just 3 days into the league, to me beating him on the day of the saturn
I will guard my #1 spot tomorrow, tooth and nail. I will not let him usurp me as I have him
Frank will be back tomorrow harder and stronger than ever.
So many people scouting me
I remember when they doubted me
Now ladies want to shout for me
but I remember when they doubted me
I wanna get him back,
I wanna make him really jealous, wanna make him feel bad
Oh, I wanna get him back
'Cause then again, I really miss him, and it makes me real sad
I think the aboveneko is a gayneko
Bet my money on a stupid horse, I lost that,
So I just ran out to the track to get my cash back
I just gotta leave this place with a big bag
So I found the fucking jockey and I grabbed that
Pushed him down to the ground and I punched him in his face
Yeah, I stole his phone and put him in his place,
Me on the horse, we ran out of the place,
Then we took the Porsche back to my place
>copy pasting the lines
I typed that by hand you mfing neko, you beat frank once and you think you can lie about me? I'm in a whole different wait class compared to you little buddy.
[Verse 1]
5:30, the car missing
No texts back or calls misses
I feel like we all victims
Nights gettin’ long
Drunk texting, I should not do Patrón
I hop on the phone, turn the music up, got in my zone
Drunk texting, I should probably sue Patrón
Had to do wrong order to do you right
You gotta go through in order to give advice
It’s the price of the litty nights
I know the liquor hittin’
Why when somebody break your heart it help fix your vision?
If-if you fall in love with a demon or a diva, pray your soulmate got a soul when you meet her
The crystal ball couldn’t tell me if they’ll leave again
Problems too extra large to share with a medium
We fight not for flesh and blood on this level
And devil’s advocate is advocatin’ for the devil
And love is all draining and stop, it’s all fatal
We used to be secretive, but now it’s all blatant and it’s all just lost, ain’t it?
Watching it all cave in
We’re the topic of conversation
5:30, the car missing
No texting, just call missin’
We fight and you won’t listen
You right, we both trippin’
It’s game time, matter of fact, it’s Ye time
The past year has been a strange time
Visitations on FaceTime
And who gon’ break who’s heart first? Always just breaks mine
Looking for blessings that God had hand me
I’m trying to just raise the family, somebody should raise the nanny
I’m trying to leave you alone
But that last text was courtesy of Patrón
5:30, the car missin’
Emotions is all distant
No texts, just calls missin’
We fight and you won’t listen
You right, we both trippin’
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Bizarrap & Shakira
[Part II]
[Bridge]
Daddy didn't know
Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ah, ooh-ooh, ooh
[Verse 2]
5:30, the car missing
Is this what you call distance?
What's up in a glass prison
Don-don, for my last visit
That does it, oh, that did it
That gets it, oh, that did i
handtyped, surely
I watched every keystroke, 250 wpm neko went insane-o mode
powerful
[YouTube] ???
I kill, kill, kill little girls
I kill, kill, kill little girls
It's such a thrill, thrill, thrill to the world
When I kill, kill, kill little girls.
Don't you come near me
Don't you come close to me
Why don't you fear me?
Don't dance so close to me
Don't you come near me
Don't you come close to me
Because they won't let me stop now
I hate, hate, hate what you are
I hate, hate, hate what you are
'Cause I'm the punk rock, punk rock star
I hate, hate, hate what you are
Don't you come near me
Don't you come close to me
Why don't you fear me?
Don't dance so close to me
Don't you come near me
Don't you come close to me
Because they won't let me stop now
Because I won't stop, can't stop now
HE IS COPY PASTING THE LINES
such a lazyneko that neko is. we do not approve
The song actually goes hard as fuck, though the first stanza makes it looks creepy as heck
>song called "Little girls"
>[...] hard as fuck
hmmmmmmm what does neko mean by that
Just listen to it. You'll see
I am and what I wonder is how you consistently always manage to post songs I have never heard of from bands I have never heard of
you and I are on the complete opposite spectrum of music and its so interesting
Yeah, I mostly listen to Drill I guess. I'm pretty tenshipilled when it comes to music. I understand you prefer listening to Mozart and Humphrey Boggart kind of stuff
TENSHI LIVE TENSHI LIVE I REPEAT TENSHI LIVE 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
>be toxic
>she responds to my comment instantly
WHY DO GOOD GIRLS LIKE BAD GUYS, I'VE HAD THIS QUESTION FOR A REAL LONG TIME
she turned follower only chat on, how am I going to type in her question now
SHE TURNED IT OFF AHHAHAH
>defeated frank
>makes tenshi follow orders like a dog
i kneel
she follows every beck and call from me
the girl tenshi is duod with laughs like I do when Im alone
thats silly
her duo is an of hoor btw
so am I tf why are you judging
deadass? caked up batty pics?
ong on foenem
>today is the last time you guys will see me normally
no, that day has passed already, when interplanetary communcation something.mp4 dropped
new gimmick its in the test phase currently, tell me what you think about it when you notice it later ok?
is it just, nah nvm, i dont know.
you will realize soon but its a fun alteration
this is her duo, naurrr, im a tenshi tourist fr
she is CLAPPED fr fr, you know what this country is missing?
we aint got enough fit women, and we's got too many mingers
i dont have that germ saved for some reason, please post it
average indian online
my new gimmick is gonna be posting that in tenshi's chat every 47 minutes
I get it, you're copying messages but not the entire message
yeah its genius, they dont even notice im doing it and then when someone eventually does they will get super pressed on "why are you copying peoples messages" in a way they wouldnt if i just ripped the whole thing
like, you dont get mad at a student if they take an entire paper and just hand it in as their own but if they try to "hide it" by only copying bits and bobs, thats when you feel personally crossed
im surprised the mods havent banned oyu
driger is getting hella mad hurry hurry mamas cookin curry
LMAO TIMED OUT FOR 600 SECONDS
you were begging for that
you need more social tact
they didnt even give me a chance to add a /joking
plus, i legit did have a vindaloo last night, indian food is so good. i got timed out because i didnt order a chicken tikka masala?
you said "I dont hate India, just indians" thats why you got banned
not a single one but these are teenagers and white whomen online, they cant handle being honest
>you should ban them
>can i just ban them tenshi
this guy's got it all wrong, you hate the people, not the country
yeah I legit said "i dont hate india, just indians", bro is retarded. when I'm untimed out I'll say "sorry sirs" and be done with it
hit them with the pseudo-plagiarism just to muddy the waters
you should stick to the "these guys are so toxic, I would never be toxic to you if you were in my game" shtick, she enjoyed that more (read: cringed)
>walk up to site
>"we dont have to go"
her duo is so useless, why are you even playing the game if you're not gonna run it down
should I say sorry for what I said and try to explain myself or do I just take the L
pretend like nothing happened, maybe type something simpy and cringe unrelated to indians after
but i really really really dont like em (not racial)
>pays real hard earned (welfare) money to subscribe to his twitchfu
>gets banned the next day
wdhmbt
i got gift subbed because im a loyal chatter haha
nah tenshi is actually playing decent
and you cant compliment her on her gameplay
its so over, your simpbucks are devalued now
ill come back in a few minutes, change my chat name colour and nobody will know im the racist
this guy LOVES dentists
what a fucking chad
I bet he never felt afraid of dentists as a child
i legit dislike this driger10 guy, be quiet little bro, tenshi hit immortal and you're unable to get out of iron on your dehli dial up connection sir
rate that amalgamation i just pulled
I think this is my new magnum opus
literally just chatgpt regurgitating messgaes
a bot could post better stuff than I do
I just posted a rare original message watch her seethe at it
Mr. Punjabi just btfod you
SHE READ THE COPY NOT THE ORIGINAL
liltingscope in the mud right now
im surprised nobody has noticed
yeah nobody has ever mentioned it, its like im a ghost
speak of the devil
Im doing tenshi a service by only repeating the important stuff she wants to read
Literally saving her seconds at a time
SHE READ IT AGAIN AHHAHAAHHAH
because you only copy and paste 4 words and she is a retard who cant read paragraphs i type in she's defence
why is driger saying NA > EU when he is a sirs
bro watches NA streamers, thats why
yeah now he is confirmed he is a sirs
why did he even try to argue NA > EU and then "ok maybe texas > eu" when he is sirs
yikes that sage
>died to a blinded sage
NAURRRR EU IS SO HARD
OUTGOING:
0
0
0
even the sir is saying EU players boost NA accounts yet thinks that makes NA harder?
literal retard
ITS SUCH A GOOD GIMMICK
HAHAHAAH
and people read it and reply to it
its so funny
>unemployed
>gets 700 subs a month
if you want free streamer attentionies you can write a sob story "Im sorry for my last post I just got unbanned I didnt know it was not okay to say :(((" or something like that, pretending as if you havent been typing for the last 15 min
I PAID TO REDEEM MY MESSAGE AND SHE DID NOT SEE. BITCH, I REDEEMED IT.
DO NOT REDEEM
YOU NEED SOB STORY BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARD DO NOT REDEEM
holy cringe
i literally screencapped that to post lmao
ahahah you are in no position to talk about cringe paypiggies
i cringe paypiggy for good tookers, not tenshi
i cringe for she
>buy a cosplay for a tooker
>she wears it and i get to see tooks in a cosplay i like
on the other hand
>buy a 600 dollar monitor for a streamer so she can ignore your chat messages more
>buy $1400 usd worth of cosplays for a tokker
>then buy a vibrator for some other instagram hoe
opa danish style
she did games development????????
(at college)
(dropped out after one semester)
>i have the same gpu as ella
this is actual simp maxxing, buying a gpu to copy your streamfu
what gpu does she have
she has 600 more gpu than me....
i have a 1650
no way this is the first time we have ever seen her win games on stream
she might hit immo next game if she wins wtf, not boosted?
>im gonna put on a girlie voice because I think hes a misogynist
thats funny
literally good girls liking bad guys the meme in voice chat right now.
>oh i think he HATES women so im gonna be cute and submissive for him
>im gonna put on a girlie voice
12 posts until quads hope you post something good
i hate black people so much, you can instantly tell this is london server
you can tell he is a white babby wannabe roadman actually a wasteman from north london
>send a link for 2nd monitor
bruh why are they lining up to buy her a monitor
maybe she sells pics or services in return for monitor gifts
this fucking youknowwho_sid guy is copying my messages, what the actual spruce.
will she read my message
LMAO
this nekka
she is so engrossed in this message she is genuinely gonna take this information to heart
i've watched woohoojin's map guide for this map, he says if you send bits and bobs pics to sir driger10 you win
watch her try to say that her comment wasnt home of phobic also next post quads get something cool neko
posting the stereotypical shrivix tok
I shouldve just taken the quads :///////////
i thought it'd be funny because you complain that every shrivix tok is focused on her tits from a slightly below angle
there is no way her tits are actually that large tho
shes like a busty C cup and 145 cm tall
i mean they're pretty big, she's definitely got large tits
funny how this is relatable both to the guy in the game and the chat
yeah just checked the official shrivix wiki, she's 5'8
no fucking way
post her tits right now I do not believe they are not alterated/adultered in her tooks
i setup a very funny joke in chat
I noticed it now that you mentioned it but you wrote too much shit that nobody actually noticed it
im looking for a good well lit shrivix image or tok that shows her height
tits first buster
holy shit
ok I believe now
backpain galore tho
yeah, ig in her toks she's wearing more clothes so it could just be angles and a good pushup bra and photoshop and chatGPT edited but no, she does have large boobies, but I follow her for the high quality cosplays no other reason
shes dangerously close to becoming a fatty tho
like, one burger too much
I can see the forearms, they tell the signs
i prefer the term healthy
adult body
this tok might be the best for showing her height, she's not tall but she's not a midget.
>tenshi's duo always believes the enemy team is stream sniping
zzzzz
change the channel
>camera view from down below
actually one of the worst for showing her height
a low down camera angle can make even a 5'2'' tokker look 5'7
I cant see her reflection in the mirror bro, its literally 5 pixels wide
her duos username sounds so shit
>open stream
>"Tell me, if you cant accept women and cant be normal around them, is it because youre scared, because youre ???? because youre ????? because its weird."
>post in her stream chat once
>she reads it instantly
friendship ended with tenshi, now meg is my best friend
yeah you tend to go from the more attractive species to the uglier ones with time, this has been a noted characteristic tendency of yours
this 2 parter joke is hilarious when you understand it
i got it hahah
>go into her chat
>she responds only to us to for the first 2 minutes
i kneel
the nekos are the most powerful chatters on twitch.com home of the hoors
we need to be shot bro
none of these two are even remotely funny and all we do is copy paste other peoples shitty messages and think thats funny
im busy posting shrivix so im happy
yeah im done with twitch for today, she's already angry at the game
shes fat and ugly I dont care about fat and ugly people
at most I can bear someone being one of those two (not fat though) thats why ella gets a pass
she's kinda chubby and very pretty but her personality is dogshit
posting a very pretty girl to heal my eyes after watching m*g
shes pretty cute with that filter on when she isnt looking even remotely like herself
>Burger King presentiert - ??? barbeque sosse, saftiges deutsches rindfleisch, ??? meltsen da pepperjack-käse und frische und Cola
why is neko so mean to the tookers
yeah its whiskey actually yeah i hear it now
german commercials make fast food sound tasty I cant lie
maybe I ought to take a drive down there to Kiel or some shit and buy a pepperjack käse meltsen
>>45596 #
as the #1 topfagger of the Sapphire League I am bestowed with the right to say such things without consequences.
The shrivix squad? That sounds like a HUGE problem
cope + seethe
shrivix is cute, has big tits, a fat ass and a nice voice, literally the perfect woman, except, y'know, for the BIG problem
thats not how it works
that is not at all how it works
t. knows how it works
yeah you actually live in the EU so I will cede to your understanding. but trust me, when i move to the EU, I'll be a knower too
where are you moving
isnt the dream to move to switzerland, get a nice mountain home and live somewhere like this bild related
imagine that being your view as you go for your daily piss on the front lawn and then go inside to mine toks on megu for 16 hours
just add a cute tomboy housewife and it is heaven.
oh, and a dog, a big happy dog like a golden retriever to take on walks
and a deep fryer so you can make fried chicken at home
>he wants a dog
ummm bro... its not called inuchen.net we are on nekochen, g et with the script ONLY allowed to like cats here
actually I want to put them in rehabilitation camps 🥰
>former tookfu had a cat
>shrivix does not have a cat
it's clear why she's better
>current tookfu has a kyle
i love her so
logged back into valorant today, damn i forgot i left on a winstreak haha
she said she bought the kyle plush for 25 reias aka like $5 and called him super cute
todo fofinha
then she says >he has ???? but he is todo fofinha (totally cute)
it took a few replays but I can kinda make out what shes saying lffggggggg
$5 is what i'd say that's worth, i bet NEW, in the US, it'd be like $40
Be honest. She's cute in this picture.
without the piercings maybe
I dont think she wears them well nor do I think piercings has in any case made someone look better, at best they have a net zero impact and at worst they ruin a face
I remember you mentioning piercing your ear but unfortunately you pierced the gay ear its over for u
of which one is gay meaning both become gay associated
no it means bisexual, because i like women like shrivix and men like remymite
didnt you stop wearing those piercings? did your holes heal in again?
I wore them for 9 months, you're advised to keep them in for 8 weeks minimum so the hole doesn't heal over.
In those 9 months I did not take them out, I can still feel the hole, so they're there, I just don't have any rings to wear atm
fair
doesnt it look silly when you have the little dot looking hole/scar there but no equipped jewelry?
literally who is gonna see it. I can't even see it when I look closely, I can feel it with my finger but it's too small to see
no im not gonna make that joke
you should do that thing where they stretch their piercing hole ear lobe
well it was a cartilage piercing (the top, bend bit of the ear), the problem was, I didn't like it that much, my hair is usually so long that it covers my ears and my hair kept getting stuck in it which was a bit irritating.
eh, it was cheap and a nice to try but i think that and dying my hair never really stuck for me, wasnt worth it
was it you that had those two-tone pants with one leg white and the other black or if it was white half in front black in the back or something like that?
I assumed that was you given that you were into piercing your ears at the time, wanting to feel young and hip for the last time
I still own and regularly wear those jeans.
One leg is white, the other is darkish blue.
I wore them regularly enough to my thursday plant classes that the teacher there had a running joke of mentioning them, then at graduation joked that he was disappointed to see me wearing proper formal pants and not those jeans.
He was a nice guy, his classes were boring as shit but he was funny, and the class was like 10 people and half the time was dedicated to lab work that was "do it whenever in the week, the room is open 24/7 literally just come in and do your work idc"
>>45643 #
Yeah, mine are blue not black though, I wouldn't be able to find a picture of them online though because they're bespoke, I bought them second hand dyed like that
if they look similar to this theyre pretty effay ngl
sounds like a chill teacher ngl
>>45644 #
yeah he was cool, half the class was just anecdotes from his phd and his post-doc work. hell, the whole practical work assignment was just "heres what i did in the 80s, now i want you guys to do it"
i dont even remember the assignment, it was less than a year ago, i really should, im gonna go check
Oh yeah, it was a written exam and an oral exam, i flubbed the oral exam so hard, but I dragged out a pass in the written
>flubbed the oral exam
you must not be a munch
haha oral exam oral sex joke, thats original
haha oral exam oral sex joke
haha oral sex
why are you copying my messages?
still mad tenshi didnt follow my advice for playing bind
its cus you apologized in the end of the message which conveyed weakness
TRUE, women hear a guy they think is misogynistic and they act cutesy, women see a guy hold a door open for them and they want him to die
yeah we have proof of this happening
should i misogynymax to get a gf? #8ball (No)
you wouldnt be able to do it
you and I are too soft
TRUE
gn neko
boa noite meu neko amigo
https://pull-f5-tt01.tiktokcdn-us.com/stage/stream-3573359937481606064_or4.flv
lets watch some mothi
I missed the start, what is she talking about
>shes got a new boyfriend
I think she has had 4 boyfriends in the last 2 years
probably, shes had a bunch of them
didnt she date some guy she met in her tiktok comments as well? she flew out to him, took some pics and then they broke up shortly after
its actually so jarring to see mothi now what she isnt heavy blinking anymore
shes a totally different person visually
odds she talks about the "weird 2chen freaks"? #d100 (61)
uh, we actually do need to know about it
>casually mentions that a guy she was dating was on drugs and tried to kill her
>refuses to elaborate
hate when women blueball my desire to hear drama like this
>*gasp* boyfriend is awake which means I'm leaving you guys
Bruh that ending
Mothi just left us like that
dang
she's so dumb but she's so cute man
did she mention if she is still studying? I remember that being a pertinent topic on her stream the last time I saw her
Sounds like mothi
I wish I loved something genuinely, I feel so hollow and cynical
Frank logged on to duolingo over the night, did 15 exp worth of lessons and logged back off
He saw that I had worked my ass off and deserved the win and conceded
You were saying?
>his response is about the pedocord
yikes
get it, because you're acting SUS
how did we both manage to post one half of the em-nines duo
yeah your one was better though, ZAMN, look at her massive tits
>its another post of you bragging about getting high scores
lmao even 4 months ago you were on that shit
quoted my own post
I am so powerful
Sorry was out of the house getting on the bus. Its Sunday, complain about black people at board game club day
>talk about throne gift pages the other day
>tooker makes one
Time to KrigWager the shit out of this
social deduction night? or was that tuesdays
~the former
have fun
oh, well unfortunately I have accidentally said a phrase that signals that our conversation is over and as I am now legally bound by the pacta sund servanda principle I cannot re-initiate conversation with you
sorry buster
nãoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooöooooo
gonna buy anything tasty in the café?
Im eating a pastry right now
There's a Krispy Kreme across the road so I might get a snack box of 12 donuts.
Probably gonna get some form of baked good and coffee though because dude, weed, get baked haha
I was reading the language learning thread the other day and they were talking about coffee
The summary of the whole argument they were having was that the germans were calling coffee "Reddit the drink" and a swedish guy and a czech(? citation needed) guy's coworker drank like 7-8 cups per day
Coffee enthusiasts are reddit as fuck, drinking cheap crappy instant coffee is sovl, spending 1500 euros on coffee equipment is cringe, those 1500 euros should instead be spent wager style
I wish I could into coffee but the last time I drank coffee and enjoyed it was when I was in kindergarten sneaking sips from the teacher's cup as she was wrangling the other kids
Whenever I try it nowadays I just think it tastes incredibly bitter and almost burnt. Maybe its a skill issue from the part of whoever brewed it but idk
Tea >>>>>> for me. I drink at least a litre of it a day and sometimes 2-3 if Im feeling extra risque
Despite being English I've never gotten into tea, maybe that makes me a fake anglo
What's a good starter tea?
>>45717 #
Earl Grey. My favourite cuppa is Twining's Earl Grey but there are also many other variants of tea out there
I fancy a bit of fruity tea once in a while, like a nice cup of Blackcurrant tea or lemon tea or strawberry tea, you get the idea
but my main bih is twinings earl grey. I drink it daily whenever I am not in the mood of gaining weight, then I start drinking milk by the litre instead of tea. But since Im in a weight loss mindset (disordered eating) I drink tea because its barely any calories whilst still being nice
I love tea so much
English Breakfast is also another nice tasting tea variety
Just stay away from Lipton if you are anything like me. I dont like Liptons teas, they taste weird
my megumining setup
Someone at BGC is wearing a Greggs shirt.
Greggs is a fast food chain famous for selling meat pastries like sausage rolls and steak bakes.
Europeans will never understand greggs
I wish I had a greggs shirt in my country
The quiet black guy just showed up, I hate him and anime
you should make friends with him, maybe it will blossom into a fruitful friendship
invite him to nekochen home of the nekos
The booby girl is here. Books.
Boobs*
Holy shit boobs, boooooobs
ask to feel her boobs
She would say no and likely report me for sexual harassment + Shrivix tit mogs her
shrivix titmogs everyone bro
Black guy got nominated day 1 and he's doing his spiel, it takes so long and gives no info
>>45728 #
>>45729 #
>>45730 #
She is the ugliest girl I've been attracted to, literally a 4/10 in the face but she wears a corset, leather pants, tall boots and other goth shit. Her outfit hard carries her.
>>45736 #
>She is the ugliest girl I've been attracted to
we both know thats cap and there are hundreds of videos uploaded to this site to prove it
Still ahead of frank, for now
I will have to put up a fight in these last hours in case he is waiting for twilight to fall before making his move
Her face is more clapped than Azra
Frank is gonna beat you. I support Frank.
Of course you support the opposition you frickin bootlicker
theoretically if I cut myself while slicing vegetables is that self harm
and if it leaves a scar, is that a self-harm scar?
why or why not
I would say as a literal definition, yes, but as a colloquial definition, no
Literal: yes, you did harm yourself
Colloquial: you harming yourself lacks intention and thus doesnt fall under what people mean when they say self-harm
hey brazilneko, is cuidar the same as precisar and gostar in the way that it needs to have the preposition 'de' afterwards?
eu gosto dela, você precisa de uma garrafa, eu cuido de você. is the 'de' in the last one because it is required or are there sentences that you can omit it?
Norafawn is hot. Discuss.
She is. Discussion over.
The fatblack weeb is weirdly popular, people leaving early come up to him specifically to say see you later.
How? I hate him.
>>45748 #
If you had taken the opportunity to talk to him and get to know him you would know. But instead, you just sit there judging a book by its cover and feeling envious over his success and effortless charm
theres no thing I want more in life right now than a mentally ill obsessive girlfriend
After having consulted with internet search engines, I believe 'yandere' to be a suitable term
>>45749 #
He's just permanently silent. I don't understand why he shows up to play for 5 hours every week if he's just gonna watch anime on his phone
>>45753 #
BGC was kinda crappy today ngl, my favourite people weren't there, but then again the people I really dislike weren't there much..
>>45755 #
Booba girl also doesn't play, she's not even a student here atm, she just shows up and is annoying and quirky because she's mentally ill and needs attentionies
>NK and Big booba girl
>not his favourite people
I shiggy
You should ask her out then, its not shitting where youre eating if shes not a student
On an unrelated note, I bought ice cream for the first time in over a year the other day. Pretty mid but its ait I guess
>>45756 #
She's a student but got kicked out until next semester because of grades. She's insufferable and I genuinely dislike when she's around, she's annoying solely for attention and has multiple male Simpson at her beck and call. She also has split personality schizophrenia and is ugly in the face.
I'm not lonely enough to go for her
I am one tfwnogf dream away from making an account on a dating app
I know youre not gonna do any of that
Not download those apps or pay for premium on any of them and instead post toks when you are home
did I read your mind?
Damn how the spruce did he know???
I'm gonna post a shrivix
>shrivix is one of only two people posted on nekochen.net that acid follows
proof that shrivix clears other tookers.
the other one is foxy cosplays who i've posted like 4 times.
Made some bread. It's pretty good.
pão de queijo or just regular bread?
Time time regular bread. I fucked up my pão de queijo
>>45775 #
you should try to make this kind of pão de queijo, its not the same recipe that is used in brazil but its similar
called Ostfrallor or translated to Little frenches of bread / Cheesy bread rolls
Speaking of bread, I have been kinda tempted to get one of these automatic bread maker machines
I wonder if the bread from it would taste better than bakery bread since its fresh
actually thinking of it now, bread rolls in sweden are called something very similar to Francesinha
happiest swedish man
Push ups are illegal in sweden? Scary country
Everything is illegal
The company running the local public transport has undercover officers (incognito, dressed in normal clothing) to catch people riding without tickets
Meanwhile there are no laws in Brazil unless if you say something offensive.
>>45794 #
I actually sort of believe this. Despite how much I hate living here, I stop being depressed when I go outside and enjoy the tropical climate
Meanwhile, this is how the climate looks in this hellhole 90% of the year
Grey
Gray
Cinza
O céu é cinza
muito cinza
cinza demais
This is sweden
I suffer in sweden
Im sure its nice. No need to exaggerate. I used to live in the NYC metro area. It was full of brick buildings in an industrial zone. Looked like an open prison.
In late spring and the entirety of summer its super pretty in nature
I can walk anywhich direction and end up in a forest that might look something like this
Those days: I cannot suffer
Yet, I stay inside. I am my own suffering
Just go outside for a walk.
I am too busy to go for walks, I need to topfrag in my PT-BR course so I can become proficient enough to start spamming input material
I cant find anything on why "tomorrow/today" is written in the start of sentences and sometimes in the end
Hoje eu vou comer novinha
Eu vou estudar amanhã
perplexing langauge
one cannot suffer in sweden
but seriously, one cannot suffer on nekochen.net, home of the neko
sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler
>>45810 #
Its not bad per se, housing is housing and if anything that is really affordable housing with good connections to the inner city through busses or metro stations
The place in the picture is however something the police and related municipalities have gone out and said is one of the "especially vulnerable areas" due to gang crime, gang affiliated violence and related factors and events
Its not a place you would be hanging about outside but then again, unless you live downtown in a city or are a soccer playing MENA person, you dont really hang around and loiter at all in sweden. Most people go to places and do stuff
>>45811 #
is it true that in europe outside britain, the migrants basically live in their own parallel society
whats going on on /ttg - toxic tenshi general/ today lads
>A tip for all the lovers out there: If your beloved asks you to bring them a peeled orange, do it.
>The orange-peel test, as seen in videos swarming social media, aims to determine whether a romantic partner is willing to perform tiny acts of service, even if the other person is perfectly capable of peeling their own orange.
>It’s one of several love litmus tests gaining traction online, as TikTok users and Instagrammers post videos of their partners’ passes and fails. Far from scientific—or even fair—these tests give people bragging rights, and the latest way to put every aspect of life online for approval.
I bet mothi would 100% be the type to try the orange peel test on her bfs
ever since the orange peel challenge began i've been carrying oranges around in my bag, waiting, praying for a female to ask me for an orange
>>45818 #
reverse orange peel test where you ask your date to peel an orange and if he says yes, he's a submissive bitch and you immediately get the ick
>>45820 #
>A number of projects have supported a functional role for cyclic socio-sexual behavioral changes [6, 7]. Around the time of ovulation, normally cycling women commonly experience increased libido, sexual interest and attraction towards potential mates [8]. Women report feeling more attractive themselves, have more interest in attending events where they might meet men, experience more mate guarding by their partner [9] and are more likely to provide a phone number to a prospective mate during the late follicular/high estrogen phase [10]. Conversely, during the luteal phase or high progesterone phase, women report higher commitment to their relationships [11]. They also tend to prefer more feminized male faces which has been postulated to represent a shift towards a desire for longer term social support [11].
Basically it might just depend on what part of her cycle she is on according to science
>>45821 #
Yeah I just read all those studies and they're all fake. I'm working on my own paper about how women are actually attracted to guys who buy them cosplays off their wishlists.
>Women experience 83% more attraction to males that regularly attend the board game club [24].
>Women can't see more than 30 frames per second.
>Women are wonderful
Women can't love like we can
Beating Frank was one of my biggest mistakes in recent history
>>45833 #
I think my body cant produce dopamine on its own and after having expended it all when I beat Frank, I am down in an emotional slump and it's pretty bad
>when I need dopamine I usually just []
yeah same
dopamine is midwit jargon
we never did find out what neko usually just does
last thread took 13 days for 2000 posts and this one has taken 4-5 ish for 1800
I haven't done any megu mining today, opened megu and it was a shrivix, yep, it's a gold mine
>immediately followed by a 3 minute LOST KITTEN edit
yeah, gold, pure gold.
this but replace the diamonds with bonis or something to make it nekochen related.
I need to wake up in 4 hours and 54 minutes
exam
I saved this because I've listened to stupid horse like 20 times in the past 3 days
>hes saving kotos and chips
🤨
BYESSS
incredibly high effort OC please like and subscribe
In the office at midnight 31....
4 hours of sleep and a dream
I wrote 4000 words in 4 hours
think it went pretty well tbh, spoke to two other guys about it and they said it went catastrophically for them
>have to go in for a 1 hour meeting with a supervisor and some of my cohort
>the 3 other students are pakistani and I can't understand them
>the supervisor is from the balkans and I barely understand him
>it's a discussion session and I, the eternal Anglo, am forced to give most of the answers as the other 3 badly repeat each others answers
I also height mogged all the men, I was a head taller than them all. I'm only 5'8, I felt like a god. Is this what lanklets feel?
Official picture from the 2024 Nekochen Meetup
you dont even know how the slang works naurrrrrr
slangmogged by a denizen from across the pond naurrrr
Sorry I was thinking about boobs so my brain didn't work (straight neko problems) (something you'd never have)
I am confident that I could go the entire year not nutting
I have ascended
I love nuts too much for that. Walnuts, pistachio nuts, cashews, yeah I'm a nut guy. Positively nutty.
yeah you love nuts in your mouth lil gayneko
I've never sucked dick but if it was a cute girl I'd be down, because I'm a straight neko
you just reminded me of your long diatribes on how you would date a dude if they were a cute girl
very gay of you gayneko
Nekochen.net, home of the gayneko
Faghot in the megu
Woah I didnt know neko had radios.
why is it the small tiddy goth girl song guy on neko
i made this editi did not, i have no idea who this girl is.
I'm annoyed at how half my day was stolen for a 1 hour meeting that could've just been online. There's 5 people in the meeting. But no, it has to be in personal, so I spend 3 and a half hours going there and back, the meeting overruns 30 minutes, so I give up 5 hours of my day for a 1 hour meeting, and I sleep 14 hours a night, so now I've got 5 hours left.
open megu fast neko
;___;
i was thinking about bladerunner 2049 earlier today on the bus
damn, glad i opened megu now. i love this remy so much.
Anyway my new week nekolution is to stop spending 6 hours a day megumining, so thats enough of the megumines for me for one day.
woaaaah thats a good tok
you're a liar neko, a liar neko
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW THAT FIONA AND ME DO IT IN MY VAN EVERY SUNDAY
SHE TELLS HIM SHE'S IN CHURCH BUT SHE DOESN'T GO STILL SHE'S ON HER KNEES AND
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY
War, war never changes
Libgen down
I hate the antichrist
why are you on libgen
woah woah woah hold your fucking horses
[3/7]
MEGU
FAST
To piratr books of course
YOOOOOOOOOOOO I OPENED MEGU AND IT WAS AN ABBLES ASUKA TOK
this was the tok
because youre slow dumbass
just chew gum lol
it's not that easy, why do you always give me bad advice
>just workout more
>just eat less
>just chew gum
>just get a haircut
none of these things are remotely possible, i am blackpilled forever because my genetics ruined me at birth, i simply cannot do anything to self improve and even suggesting such things is probably a hate crime
im sick of these boring jokes how about you read THIS book nigga
costs £0.99 to buy the ebook. should i cop? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
post #d101 (22) after
What is a pirate's favourite letter?Arrrrrrrrrrrr
that isnt the joke you just pretended like it was
Why did the scientists take out their doorbells?They wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Portuguese.is a dumb language
Learn spanish instead
>spanish
>you have access to all of hispanic america from mexico to argentina
>also spain
why would I want to learn spanish
It is portuguese but prettier.
I think spanish sounds horrid
Plus, my ex is fluent in spanish, I wouldnt want to even understand a word she says if she decided to speak it in my presence
Depends on the dialect. Mexican sounds horrible but argentine spanish almost sounds italian
Does this guy ever stop talking about his ex? We get it, you had a girlfriend, brag about it some more chadneko.
The local non sexhaver doesnt like itnwhen you bring up gfs
Having sex doesn't make you a better person, it just means you're a sinner.
Itndoesnt youre right but seething about it doesnt make you better either
I have had sex AND I am better
One does not follow the other but yet I inherit both traits
>spanish
>millions of speakers and dozens of countries
>portuguese
>one giant.favela, an irrelevant coastal nation, and two african nations
The choice is clear
Yeah, that's what I thought. Score 1 for the nonseethers and 0 for the degenerate sexhavers who will be rounded up into the deathcamps when I take over nekochen in a bloody coup.
Swede anon are you fluent enough to understand this man
[YouTube] ???
Dont worry. No one ever found out why he started crying after being asked if he has sex frequently
I will revisit this video when I am more proficient, its hilarious
>SEXO? THAT IS A QUESTION YOU MAKE TO OTHERS? HUH?
hahaha
hey nekos, what should i do today, im bored
learn portuguese with me :D
or learn german for your fus
so just make a duolingo account and grind out some lessons?
sign up with your facebook
i dont have a facebook, is that important?
yes
why do i need a facebook for duolingo
yeah i just made an account and i dont need to put in a facebook, i think you lied to me
bros this hard exercise is fucking impossible
>make an account
>click "Skip ahead to ___" to get a "difficult" prompt
was the effort you put in worth the value of the joke to you?
does it give you Hallo, Kaffe bitte as one of the first prompts? Isnt that something you'd see like half a tree down
in portuguese it was just "Bread"
"A house"
"The car"
What's bread in german? Haha, it's Brot. We ALL know this now thanks to duolingo.
Brot
In the loading screen between lessons it gives you a little fact, the one I just saw was "In sweden, the most popular language on duolingo is swedish (mostly by refugees)", pretty cool fact huh?
yeah its not noticable
I've officially mastered the ability to order coffee, tea, milk, bread or water. I am ready to take a german girl on a date now.
ok tell me that you want to order coffee AND bread and Ill test you
Kaffe und Brot, bitte
fuck i cant remember how to spell bittee
*LOUD ERROR BUZZER SOUND*
Kaffee*
Also its polite to greet the store clerk first
wait i got bitte right, i just lost on the fricking extra e, it's whatever, i can pronounce kaffee because thats how i say it in english anyway
if you pronounce coffee as Kaffee you are retarded
to master german pronunciation i shall sleep listening to noemi streams so it integrates during R.E.M
Learning french to get a french gf
big fat ghetto booty
I can count to 29 and if I learn the words for 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80 and 90 then I can count to 100
Theres no way Dan Bull is still making video game rap parodies in 2024
a water park at one of the southern amusement parks blew up
a water park exploded
I have a feeling this will be a breeze unlike last week vs Frank
I am currently 1st place with 59 exp, after completing one lesson (worth 20 exp) I moved up 18 spaces and the current 2nd place is a hungarian grandma
nvm the leaderboard just updated, Im 13th place and 1st place, during the last 10 minutes, shot up to 265 exp
But then again, Im looking at these peoples' profiles and they average at like 500-600 exp per week, I was up at 2k last week to beat Frank
maybe its another W
but Im playing against fucking smurfs man pode-se
fode-se*
foda-se even
foda-se, jogamos
Consider the following: Noemi a cute.
>screen reads "up to 2 can play"
>posted on instagram where i can see it
yeah, she wants me fr.
I need to beat another 2 lessons to unlock the leaderboards on duolingo.
when it gives you the ding sound on the pronunciation tests its some good shit
good way to end the day, close to ranking up and getting out of this dogshit elo
I dont want to join the army
I dont want to go to war
Id rather hang around
>>45973
tbh going to war might improve my wellbeing for all I know. but I definitely don't see a rational reason to fight a war right now. doesn't help that my community is full of niggers and that this, along with a whole other host of changes, has shattered any trust or jbelonging I felt even just 10 years ago, I have to view things in a much more transactional way because I have no clue what things will be like 10 years from now. I just care about me, my family and anyone who chooses to associate with me as I am. The Russians could be invading (unlikely to ever happen) and I still might feel "surely it can't be worse?".
I try be avoid typical anti-social tendencies and assume good faith where possible, to be open and optimistic within reason, but when it comes to war and geopolitics? I'm forward-thinking but I'm 100% cynical about this regime. When is the last time it ever did anything good for the people I care about? fuck 'em.
If you use the phone app maybe you've not got permissions set correctly to allow for speaking tests. I don't see anything online about them costing money
The gulf stream might change direction, this would make my country -20 C colder
Cant wait for 0C summers and -40 winters yippiee
yeah look I just get speaking tests in lessons
>paypiggy the first day he makes an account
I HAVEN'T PAID A DIME
no but you have paid $5.99 a month
the speaking must just be free on german
cope
today i learned tokter is german for daughter
I had already explained that many years ago
it was the reason whyI came up with the term
theres a reason the only time it was mentioned was in relation to kotoposting
what the spruce, what kind of question is that??
>sleep 4 hours
>perform at the top of my game
>sleep 7 almost 8 hours
>feel so tired Im almost falling asleep 3 hours after waking up
new thread soon, this thread is only 5 days old, woah, neko is FAST
Perhaps you cannot suffer in cold countries
I just went outside and I could blow smoke through my nose like an angry dragon
Eu aprendo português pelo
pele* mb
actually now pelo was correct I shouldve trsuted my gut
actually it wasnt
por ele*
lost 2 hearts because i was speed lessoning and forgot to write und
newgerm
germ
AND WE ALL LIFT
AND WE'RE ALL ADRIFT, TOGETHER
TOGETHER
THROUGH THE COLD MIST
TIL WE'RE LIFELESS TOGETHER
TOGETHER
yeah I think Im on team #Tomboy again
normal girls give me womanfatigue
mind officially lifted. the indomitable spirit in me flows through my veins
I can do it
>based tomboy appreciator. for me? its childas of writing this post, neko has not written anything past the unspoilered point
i just laughed out loud, irl for like 20 seconds straight, the funniest gimmick post i've seen on neko in months. im gonna be cracking up about this one for days
Collecting swiss army knives is a sign of autism (me)
You have no idea how fortunate you are to live in a cold country where mosquitoes dont make food out of you.
someone bake a new edish
find pics of myself from over three years ago
insane how no matter how much things change, things remain the same
