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GYdIqSnTm7302508969992473888 ☆ #IBUKIMIODA !! I think I'm gonna make this a Danganronpa chain bc I cosplay from it far too often 3 #cosplay #danganronpa #danganronpacosplay #ibukimiodacosplay #ibuki #ib.mp4􀄩􀂺􀉣
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>it's a make you repeat the same vocabulary for 8 lessons in a row and slowly drain your hearts with dumb mistakes because you're tired episode

I get it, please teach me how to say something new and I'm gonna krill myself
Anonymous
yeah welcome to the club
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how does that even give you dopamine
that shit just pisses me off because its another button to press
also if youre complaining now, youre going to hate it later on because it becomes a unit with 15 steps in it of which 11 of them are 10 lessons of the same 12 phrases (EACH) and then theres two "Personalized Practice" sections that make you revisit really old shit that is incredibly easy
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>>46022 #
Ah but the difference is, I said I'm not gonna complain anymore, so I simply will enjoy the grinding.

Ich bin happy.

(They have not taught me happy in german yet so I cannot possibly learn it via an internet search)
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if you want to have your mind blown, look up what "Butter" translates to in german
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Anonymous
You know what's a good way to get dopamine? Cocaine
Anonymous
I prefer mdma
Anonymous
15 minutes until i get a heart back and keep playing duolingo
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>>46031 #
just grind practice, its so mindless that you can do entire hearts in like a minute
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>>46034 #
I also have some GIS I need to be doing before I go to bed so I'm doing that inbetween duolingo
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>>46036 #
What do you think GIS means?
Anonymous
I dont have an idea what it means so what I think is irrelevant because it is nothing more than an unfunny joke
Anonymous
Geographic Information Systems, it's a class I'm taking about maps for surveys and stuff
Anonymous
I know a guy who did that last year, he showed me the project he was working on
Pretty cool stuff
Anonymous
Yeah, it's decent, I just wish I didn't have to travel into campus for class, last semester when we had a class about data analysis that was all on computers, they ran it online, which makes sense, everyone owns a laptop, but for some reason instead I need to get there at 9am to use their computer labs, but then there's out of class work meaning they expect us to have the software at home too.

I just don't like working at 9am, I'm so 'eepy.
Anonymous
saying eepy is just gay if youre a dude
Anonymous
No, you know what's gay if youre a dude?

*trigger warning, this is a board game club blogpost, keep scrolling if you find those boring*

That one (I say one but there's like 10 of them) trans woman who goes to board game club on sundays, doesnt play, but sits off to the side playing pokemon or their homework, and sometimes shouts interruptions to the game PISSES ME OFF.
We had a funny little joke going where in our game of 11 people, the 3 girls also seemed sus of being evil, so there was a running joke of "be misogynist, vote to execute [insert girl name here]", and this trans woman (i respect trans people) stood up, walked over and interrupted to just say "i just want to say, kill all men" and then raised her arm up like she did a big thing, nobody seemed to engage with it and she went back to playing pokemon.

I had memory holed this event until I remembered being gay as a dude. it was weird, the girls were fine, they were laughing along, but the only non-female "woman" involved, who was involved by virtue of being within earshot was so offended by our joke that she had to espouse what I can only assume is her actual political views.

I am not transphobic but damn, some trans people really really work hard to make me become so.

Which reminds me of a funny story from the week before.

Sleepy black guy, NK, was talking to this trans woman, and he kept calling her sir, you know in that way that ESLs do? And she kept angrily interrupting him like "ahem" and he was too stupid to understand, he must've repeated the "Listen to me sir I am...-" bit like 7 times before she finally just got mad that he didnt understand why she was interrupting him and said "I go by miss" and then he said he line calling her miss and the world continued on as normal.

Yet he is the most popular person at board game club, so many transphobia is chad energy.
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I started off today with like 120 exp
I am catching up to this man. He is the only challenge on this leaderboard
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>666
devil
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After Frank, nobody can stop me but myself
Não me podes parar, só eu posso
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I love pic related, when it's nighttime and there's some light but dense rain so you don't really get wet, but the street lights illuminate it falling so they've all got cones of light beneath them.

That's some good shit.

What's something you like mein nekos?
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>>46047 #
I like this as well. I usually sit outside and drink some tea in such occasions
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>>46048 #
This sounds comfy + listen to some math rock
Anonymous
>>46052 #
Congrats! I wanted to be a pilot when I was younger but my eyesight isn't good enough
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>>46053 #
im worried about that, last time i checked it was 20/20 but its def getting worse
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>>46054 #
It's okay it has to be pretty bad to stop you iirc
Anonymous
avocado verde salsa from taco bell slaps
Anonymous
nekomiisa from tiktok.com slaps
Anonymous
W-will you be my valentine nekochen? >.<
Anonymous
I suffer from a dangerous level of horny-induced brain rot
>>46063 #
Anonymous
in the UK timezone my previous post was made 10 11 12
Anonymous
It's over. Nekochen has fallen.
Anonymous
I LOVE TO PLAY THE VICTIM
I LOVE TO PLAY THE VICTIM
I LOVE TO PLAY THE VICTIM
I LOVE TO PLACE THE BLAME
Anonymous
Saw a cute girl at uni thar looked like oilandy
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>>46063 #
so picture this, I'm sitting in the cafeteria doing some group work when I see a girl with an okay at best ass walking around and I start imagining what sexo com ela would be like. then I realize the genius fact that "holy shit, she has a vagina and is just walking around with it" which made me realize that this is the case for all women in the cafeteria, they all just got pussies and shit.
crazy. man I love women
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>>46067 #
um, actually chud, trans women might have penises
Anonymous
the reason the joke isn't even remotely funny is that I saw it coming from you before I had even finished typing my post
Anonymous
and you think too much about trannies and cock
Anonymous
IM SORRY IM NOT AS FUNNY AS YOU
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>>46071 #
thats just not possible so dont worry about it
its not like I am sorry for not being 6'6'', just not possible innit
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>>46072 #
>wishes he was 6'6 when he's already 6'4
Save some height for the rest of us
Anonymous
if I didnt have a headache right now I would be getting drunk
maybe itll pass and I can get on with the scheduled programming
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>>46074 #
Hope your headache clears, I'm on my way to board game club
Anonymous
>on valentines day
hope the big tittyd girl shows up, that means she is single
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>>46076 #
I know she's single, she is factually fucking crazy and has a mid face. Her only redeeming quality are 2 things every other girl has
Anonymous
>factually fucking crazy and has a mid face
yet you lust for her
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>>46078 #
Well that should be obvious, after all I post Azra
Anonymous
It's a funny thing. She isn't attractive and would make an awful girlfriend yet I'm attracted to her. Science cannot explain why good guys like bad girls.
Anonymous
Uma menina má
Anonymous
the scientific name for an angularfish is Melanocetus johnsoni
Anonymous
wtf is an angularfish
Anonymous
sorry anglerfish
Anonymous
i think anglerfish are so cool tbh
Anonymous
Are they the ones with lightbulbs
Anonymous
yeah, deep water predators that lure other fish close with their lightbulb on their head
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>>46087 #
That's a really cool hunting strategy icl
Anonymous
tenshis hair looks kinda cute now ngl
>>46094 #
Anonymous
they're so bizarre
>There are few animals more bizarre than the anglerfish, a species that has so much trouble finding a mate that when the male and female do connect underwater, males actually fuse their tissue with the females for life. After the merger, the two share a single respiratory and digestive system.
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>>46091 #
I wish that was me today on this day
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>>46093 #
I actually dislike it
She's a generic ewhore now.
I miss the old tenshi
Straight from the go tenshi
Something something old kanye
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>>46095 #
I INVENTED TENSHI
NOW I LOOKY LOOKY ROUND AND THERE SO MANY TENSHI
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>>46097 #
All 3 are good, confirmed by 8ball
#8ball (Yes)
Anonymous
I saw a dude that was basically at head level with my shoulders walking around with a bouqet of roses
and another dude who was like 2 inches taller than that holding hands with his gf
manlets have inherited the earth but I, the gatekeeper of average height and dwarfism, the border patrol guard, have been left behind once again
Not short enough to get disability pity with women and not tall enough to attract them with my "personality"
Its over
Anonymous
Eu não tenho barriga
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>>46101 #
she wants you fr she is giving you hints to put the hit in
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Anonymous
dear diary,

at the chip shop,
looking like a slag,
sucking on a manager's dick for a fag
Anonymous
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>>46103 #
She's most likely not on the team next year. This is the last week I'll see her!

Don't worry blogbros we'll find another muse
Anonymous
new hair and tenshi is going 20-9 getting aces and shit
she looks good with this split hair
Anonymous
>tokfu has nearly 2k views in 3 hours in one video
It makes me envious. She is mine only
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Anonymous
Nothing raises my blood pressure than a cute tokker getting thousands of views
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>>46112 #
German
I'm learning German for tenshi
Anonymous
ɓ is not german, its only used in african languages and in the IPA
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>>46115 #
then how do you have ɓ
Anonymous
also if you cant write an eszett, just write ss
gross, spass, heisst
Anonymous
Groß
Anonymous
if youre phoneposting, you need to touch and hold the S key and not the B to get an ezsett, its called the "sharp s" not a b
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did you not notice that they pronounced it as an S on your duolingo lessons?
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German girls will be so impressed when I tell them about the history of the ezsett
Anonymous
dont forget to tell them about the 1996 reforms and the 2017 german typographics society deciding on a capital letter form
>>46127 #
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>girls
plural, dumbass
Anonymous
yeah you're right I'm dumb but at least I'm funny
Anonymous
got home
ate dinner
life is good and full of hope
Anonymous
>>46093 #
I've given it some more thought and looked at the instagram posts and I just really don't like Tenshi's new hair. This isn't me being le funny contrarian, I just don't think it suits her. I really liked her normal hair, she looked cute in an average girl next door kinda way, this just makes her seem like too much of a generic streamer.
Anonymous
You arent gay enough for Ari.
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>>46133 #
I would be so gay for she. Full on homosex
Anonymous
[YouTube] ???

I've been listening to/watching this on repeat all day.
Might be worth checking out if you like music and video game montages about severe mental illness
Anonymous
>>46136 #
Our gyal is so popular she's doing ads now?
Anonymous
Saw ryo in Peckham Rye underground station
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>>46138 #
fr? You saw a celebrity!
Anonymous
Happy Valentines Day nekos!
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>>46141 #
Naurr if he brought in a work wife valentine's day card a day late he'd be dogpiled by the whole office
Anonymous
remember when kelly smelly was a thing
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Anonymous
the results of the assignment i was most worried about came out. got a high pass, like a 60% out of 100

we fucking take those let's fucking gooooooooooo

to celebrate im gonna watch northernlion on twitch.tv/northernlion
Anonymous
is 60% good where you are? I heard in some US unis you can't expect a high score ever so getting 60 is like getting a B
When I did chemE I remember 40% was passing and 60% was a high C
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>>46147 #
60% is is like a C here. It's not good, but I was really unconfident in this, so coming out with that is pretty good
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>>46148 #
Oh, especially because these modules have ONE assignment, so it's not like I can fuck it up and do well on something else, if I fuck it up, I'm retaking the class.
Anonymous
drink today to compensate for yesterday's loss? #8ball (Maybe)
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>>46151 #
maybe where you're from, the world isn't one city
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Its a tight race in the Ruby League
>>46151 #
where I am now, 50-69% is passing, 70-89% is decent and 90-100% is good
though it completely depends on what youre studying, some places and some programs are really lenient and some grade based on curves
Anonymous
For some reason I am at my most productive when Im going through a period when I want to off myself.
Anonymous
I can read simple texts and answer basic questions about them in portuguese now
Nós estamos tão voltamos
Anonymous
>Um pé de morango
>A foot of strawberry
>"A strawberry plant"
Hmm, I see
Anonymous
One thing that will help you is this, when brazilians say "meia" in terms of number they dont mean 5, but 6. For whatever reason they have a base 12 thinking when it comes to numbers.
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Anonymous
Oh, I havent encountered that for numbers but I have for half
so são seis e meia
will keep that in mind obrigado mano
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>>46157 #
That's strange, why do you think base 12 exists, because clocks have 12 numbers? That's my only thought, base 10 makes sense because 10 fingers and 10 toes
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babe wakeup, there's a new defunctland video and a 5 hour northernlion Detroit: Become Human supercut
Anonymous
neither of those sound particularly interesting
background noise at most
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damn, mike duncan just uploaded a 200 part podcast series on the complete history of rome
yeah try and call that uninteresting
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Anonymous
I struggle with longform podcasts like that where you really have to pay attention. Like I'll be distracted by something and have to rewind 15 seconds like once every 2 minutes max
Anonymous
I like falling asleep to podcasts and audiobooks, then on the next day I just pickup where I last remember before I fell 'eep
Anonymous
Bingogirl does this with fnaf lore videos
Anonymous
I take back every mean thing I've ever said about bingogirl in that case, I didn't realise she was an intellectual podcast sleeper.
I bet she even read the books before watching the movie.
Anonymous
to be fair you need to have a PHD in fnaf lore at this point
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>>46162 #
that would probably be interesting to listen to if I had the lust to listen through 200 episodes
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>>46168 #
>and then the security guard went to work for another creepy run down animatronics restaurant
Episode 209: Five Nights at Freddys Seventeen: Freddy Strikes Back
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>>46169 #
think youre replying to the wrong person
Anonymous
Albion has fallen....
Anonymous
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A recession of fit women. We've got too many mingers.
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>>46175 #
I don't understand economics, can you explain this in tiktok terms?
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>>46176 #
Average UK earnings are 24% (£23,000 a year) below the pre financial crisis trend

I.e. in real terms GDP and pay have barely risen in 15 years

Americans don't know how good they have it fr fr
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>>46177 #
So earnings (views) are shadowbanned by the government (algorithm)?
Anonymous
Chancellor of the exchequer should have added a fake body disclaimer
Anonymous
⚠ FAKE PANDEMIC ⚠
Anonymous
wait nvm i forgot they actually did try that one when it first happened, their strategy was just "lmao if we all get infected the economy will be ok"
Anonymous
Real bongbros remember eat out to help out. £2 big mac........
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>>46182 #
I unfortunately did not have a girlfriend at the time so couldnt partake
Anonymous
"Oral sex to break the economic hex" failed to get through the focus group
Anonymous
Maybe if we just gave another billion to ukraine we'd not be in a recession...
Anonymous
The first mosquitos of the year have spawned
its officially fucking over
theres snow outside and theyre still pesting
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>>46186 #
As a biologist, it's beautiful to see the cycles of nature continuing. I am weeping tears of joy to hear that you are being harassed by mosquitos. Long may they continue to annoy you.
Anonymous
engineering mosquitoes so they only target AP
Anonymous
AP hasn't posted on /ttg/ in like a year, he certainly isn't on neko lmao
Anonymous
Nice try.
Anonymous
yeah nice try, we all saw the facedox and that was just a few months ago
Anonymous
yeah ap we're all here to bully and dogpile you daily, you'll never escape even though you are kinda funny and pretty handsome
Anonymous
Colombia's next top crime lord.
Anonymous
speaking of the colombian, what was his twitch account? I wanna give him a follow
>>46196 #
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yeah im not falling for that one
Anonymous
>>46194 #
twitch.tv/ chazprinceton
Anonymous
unfortunately that account appears to belong to a british person. I am looking for a peruvian hating colombian.
>>46200 #
Anonymous
yeah I dont know any colombians sorry
Anonymous
my coffee is colombian does that count
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>>46197 #
that is the colombian, havent you seen the face and dick doxx?
Anonymous
I tuned into tenshi and she's doing the same bit where she calls Riot a fake progressive company because they don't ban enough sexists.

Has she ever played a different game? Valorant is the least toxic game I've played when it comes towards women, they actually play the game???
Anonymous
IT'S A COPY AND PASTE OF A DIFFERENT COMMENT
Anonymous
yeah idk
Anonymous
yeah but you have bad taste this is known
Anonymous
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the ONLY bit i edited was to censor his name.

this is what his valorant looks like.
Anonymous
>deny just said "lets duo"
bro all you have to do is say you're radiant
>>46212 #
lmao this can't be him.
Anonymous
it's over for the tenshi fans, literally being CUCKED live on stream by a georgian
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Anonymous
god forbid a streamer networks with a streamer to create content that will benefit them both
Anonymous
yeah im sure he is a big tenshi fan and thinks she makes good content, he's been following for 12 minutes after all
Anonymous
I love seeing a female streamer's chat whenever any male gets close to her
you can always tell that chat is low key fuming but they can't really say that out loud without looking pathetic
>>46221 #
Anonymous
It's over, just deleted my tenshi folder and unfollowed and unsubscribed. Been a tenshi fan for years, sad to see her go this route.
>>46929 #
Anonymous
yet he still has a reki folder when she has a 7'2'' basketball player NBA superstar boyfriend with a 9 inch meatsickle
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>>46223 #
Um actually it's 10 inches
Anonymous
I agree with him so it cant be a lie
Also Limp Bizkit are pretty good so he is bazed
>>46228 #
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>>46216 #
Thats like a 3 year difference. What life experience does a 19 year old have that makes him
You know what forget
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>>46228 #
name three artists I have said I listen to
if you want a hard mode challenge: no naming limp bizkit
Anonymous
naurrrrrrrrr left on read naurrrrr
for the record:
Limp Bizkit and Aaron Dilloway make good music
Anonymous
>left on read
i didnt look at neko for 93 seconds, i cannot reply instantly
Anonymous
I wrote AS you were typing lil nekka
Anonymous
i had already mentally tabbed out and was just autopiloting the post
Anonymous
>autopiloting on nneko
this is why youre low elo buddy
Anonymous
I'm high elo on neko, at least I should be, my teammates are always bad and post bad tookers, so I can't rank up.

I mained Reki for 2023, and even though she's a tier 1 tooker, my teammates dragged me down, too many bonbi mains trolling.
Anonymous
ive already hit the rank of Grandneko this season, come back when you hit Azu-nyan at the MINIMUM
Anonymous
>teammates
neko is a solo queue mano e mano type deal, youve only got yourself to blame
check megu leaderboards buddy
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>>46237 #
yeah whatever i know you just post cheesy broken tookers that require no skill like koto
Anonymous
I spend hours a day grinding mechanics just to rank up, you cant do that
Anonymous
I could do that, I just don't want to, it'd take away from my Board Game Club time.
Anonymous
>spends hours gooning instead of climbing
>autopilots midpost
>excuses and copes
yeah whatever buddy come back when you hit Azu-nyan, maybe then Ill consider your pisslow permarandom giganonamer elo something useful
Anonymous
You're gonna regret saying those things to me.
Anonymous
oh yeah? what are you gonna do? (You) yourself?
Check top (You) leaderboards buddy I own that spot too
Anonymous
Only because you're nekoing 16 hours a day, anyone would rank up that fast if they put in those numbers. What's your YPP (You Per Post) ratio? Yeah, it's bad, it's real bad, mine is good.
Anonymous
You havent had a single (You) for WEEKS
Anonymous
BECAUSE YOU ARTIFICALLY DON'T REPLY BY REPLYING TO CUCK THE REST OF US OF YOUSYOU FRICKING TRYHARD
Anonymous
you said you get paid per (You) and I am doing you a favour by cutting your income so you cant donate it to hoor tookers
Anonymous
>115 hextech fragments
you know shes a fucking paypiggy in league
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>>46249 #
Given how much she's mentioned spending on genshin/honkai, I would be shocked if she's not dropped at least 1k euros on league.
Anonymous
in the last 2 months? yeah probably
Anonymous
that new patreon tier? all went straight into new skins for the vidya.
she even bought the new valorant bundle with the chain knives.
Anonymous
she isnt even buying skins, shes buying lootboxes
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>>46253 #
that makes sense, if you get lucky you can get good skins for cheaper by buying lootboxes.
Anonymous
I just came across a video on tiktok of three asian women cleaning cow intestines and that shit was disgusting
I can't believe we put sausages inside intestines
Anonymous
now imagine using a sheep's intestine as a condom
Anonymous
if you look at the meat processing industry, sure it's all disgusting
but then you eat a McDonalds™ Big Mac™ meal with Fries and a Large Coke? Yeah, suddenly it tastes as sweet as heaven.
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>>46257 #
>if you look at the meat processing industry, sure it's all disgusting
I actually disagree with this sentiment. I watched a ton of how-its-made videos that showed meat processing and I didn't feel any revulsion
it... just looks like meat going through industrial processes
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>>46258 #
>I actually disagree with this sentiment.
he likely does as well, he was doing a bit
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>>46259 #
I don't, of any of the behind the scenes stuff, I don't like it, it's icky.
I've never liked the lab dissections either.

It's not turned me off meat though is my point. It's gonna look bad, that's obvious, but how else are you gonna get the burgers out of a cow?
Anonymous
>>46261 #
>translate this post
>it's another mean neko post by an insulting neko
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All i'm sayin is, this is what meat processing looks like but if i'm gonna cook meat,
this is what my cutting boards will look like as well

why is it disgusting when it's done in a factory setting but normal when done in a kitchen
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>>46263 #
even if you dont intend to do anything with her you could always remain cordial and on a business relationship level
Anonymous
>>46263 #
there is zero downside to this
do it fam
Anonymous
>>46264 #
yeah i dont see the bad part either
I find it a little gross when its shit like mcdonalds nuggets where its just the unholy amalgamation of the "meats", spices and other chemicals from seventeen different chemical plants around the world
but someone butchering a cow? I actually considered becoming a butcher for a while because I respect the trade
Anonymous
>>46263 #
Fact: Lacrossefu will HAPPILY give you her number and will be happy you asked
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I think we bonded to a higher degree at work drinks the other day. I don't know though I may have been imagining it. I'm 95% sure it was one sided all along anyway. I won't ask for her number but I'll give her a proper goodbye and hope she offers to stay in touch
Anonymous
>duoqueueing with a person in league
>they say they are belgian
>get into champ select
>another guy instantly clocks that my duo is french (speaks french) and he starts saying
>(note: translated) French, my lady?
>Are you french, my dear?
>I knew it, lady, give me your name
ITS OVER HE IS TAKINGMY DUO FROM ME CUS I DIDNT LEARN FRENCH INSTEAD
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>>46271 #
why are you being cucked by a third worlder?
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

you're duoqueiing in league RIGHT NOW
>>46248 #
reki is playing league RIGHT NOW

NO NO NO NO NO NEKO IS PLAYING WITH MY TOOKER IT'S OVER
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>>46272 #
i assume the first world version of this would have more workers wearing gloves n stuff
I dunno, this isn't that bad either
Not that different from buying a whole turkey and then chopping it up yourself
Anonymous
reki is too low elo for me so you are safe neko, i couldnt duo with her even in the universe where I wanted to do so
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>>46276 #
she's also too low elo to duo with anyone here in valorant, phew, saved.
>>46278 #
IT WAS PLAT 2 WHICH WAS HIGHER THAN YOU IM HIGH ELO NEKO YOU'RE LOW ELO NEKO, YOU CAN PLAY WITH REKI I CANT HAHAHA
Anonymous
except loweloneko famously peaking at PLATINUM (we all laugh at this)
>>46277 #
Anonymous
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>The number of patients waiting more than 12 hours for a bed on a ward after being seen in A&E in England was 19 times higher this winter than it was before the pandemic, figures show.

>There were nearly 100,000 12-hour waits in December and January - compared with slightly more than 5,000 in 2019-20.

>A decade ago these waits were virtually unheard of - in the four winters up to 2013-14 there were fewer than 100.

>>46283 #
Anonymous
how do you guys deal with extreme tiredness after exercise
i am struggling not to fall asleep in classes cuz the soreness is draining the energy outta me
>>46281 #>>46284 #
Anonymous
>>46281 #
8 hrs a day every day?
Anonymous
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>>46279 #
This is why I'm learning german, one day I'll move out of this shithole I live in (birmingham) and go somewhere nice where all the cute girls live.
Anonymous
>>46280 #
back when I worked out yeah Ive stopped again I used to do it in the evening at like 9 pm so I just slept shortly after
>>46285 #
Anonymous
>>46284 #
for me the tiredness peaks like the morning after actually
>>46286 #
Anonymous
>>46285 #
no clue in that case sorry
my only guess is to eat more, youre probably in a deficit which is making you tired
>>46287 #
Anonymous
>>46286 #
you might be right, i'll down more proton powder
Anonymous
personally i would just drink more nilk
Anonymous
hey guys
Anonymous
hey maisie
Anonymous
>say hi to girl
>she ignores me
why does this keep happening x_x
Anonymous
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Help me get away from myself
I wanna fuck you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna fuck you like an ANIMAL
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to God
Anonymous
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TENSHI DID IT
SHE PROVED THE HATERS WRONG
IMMORTAL WITHOUT BEING CARRIED
(sure she duo abused but that was with a noob girl and tenshi top fragged)
TENSHIHATERS IN THE MUD
Anonymous
>tried to check tracker but she privated it
damn, i can't show that her solo winrate is dogshit and she's carried, i guess that means she's goated and a true immortal.
Anonymous
yeah im just gonna say it, im gonna have to say it. tenshi's new hair is not good
>>46296 #
yeah and as usual he is carrying her, he's been following her for 7 minutes and he's jacked as fuck and he says he's radiant. yeah i hate women
Anonymous
she added a streamer that was in her game and now they are duod
he is a guy
>>46295 #
Anonymous
he went 4-2-4 in the 12 round rankup game she played like 10 min ago
as usual neko em cima do mim is seething
Anonymous
>she's going to stream for 8 hours
yeah if i was a cute egirl who streamed valorant for 8 hours a day and got carried i'd also be able to hit immortal
Anonymous
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what the heck??? I just got this on the dual lingual site and it TOTALLY triggered my body dysmorphia!!!! Im sueing!!!1!
>>46324 #
Anonymous
W rizz
Anonymous
L Rizz. Major L.
Tenshi will see right through him and his lies.
Anonymous
she's gonna accept your fr soon dont lose out hope
>>46306 #
Anonymous
>>46305 #
Tenshi deserves a guy that'll treat her right, a guy like me.
Anonymous
Give us some examples of what said treatment would entail
Give us the selling pitch
Anonymous
saying "hi tenshi you look beautiful today madam" in chat every stream
donating gift subs to she
banning toxic sexist horrible men from chat if i mod for she
>>46537 #
Anonymous
How will she know that you can do those for her if you havent done any of them yet?
Maybe she is a "trust the evidence" fauci supporter and as of now, you have no peer reviewed reports stating that you will do these things
Anonymous
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this is her duo
and you dare say she isnt a self-made immortal gamer girl? a ruthless business woman? a queen?
Anonymous
Tenshi is Immortal.
Reki is Silver.

Tenshi is CLAPPED.
Reki is Beautiful.

the facts speak for themselves, ugly girls try harder in video games
Anonymous
>Reki is Beautiful.
yet there is no proof of said claim because she is never posted
whats up with that?
>>46313 #
Anonymous
>>46312 #
She uh, hasn't made a good tok in like 3 months so there's nowt to post
Anonymous
but she has old toks and a new patreon set, you could post the new patreon set then you have something new to post
Anonymous
I simply have not subscribed to the 250 dollar tier sadly.
Anonymous
>not subscribed to the "Beautiful" woman
>subscribed to the "CLAPPED" woman
Idk, it speaks for itself
>>46317 #
Anonymous
>>46316 #
I actually cannot argue with this logic, Tenshi clears
>>>>
Anonymous
Tenshi is unironically a higher rank than the valorant coach guy who's youtube videos and streams I watch sometimes is now.

Granted, he peaked radiant from solo Q, but he's been hardstuck ascendant for this entire act.
>>46320 #
Anonymous
she is 41 wins in a row from getting radiant
Anonymous
>>46318 #
you dont need to be a high rank to be a good coach
being able to analyze =! being able to execute
>>46321 #
Anonymous
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>>46320 #
Yeah I'm well aware of that, most coaches are not great at the game.. Well... except for one.
Anonymous
Yeah I love ___________________________________ that guy is so cool. I cant believe team _________ dropped him and replaced with him _____
>>46323 #
Anonymous
>>46322 #
>you live in a world where people don't know Sebastian "Ceb" Debs
>the greatest pos 3 dota player to ever live
>>46327 #
Anonymous
>>46299 #
They shouldn't have done this on Jewish History month
Anonymous
>A Barnsley man who mixed his sperm with his father's to help his partner get pregnant will not face a paternity test, a judge has ruled.

Hm
>>46326 #
Anonymous
>>46325 #
I feel like when you're willingly doing that, you deserve to have to raise the kid.
>hmmm today i feel like i will give a chance for my father to father my child
yeah buddy, you won the retard olympics
Anonymous
>>46323 #
I dont even know what pos 3 is because Im not a dota newfag like you are
>>46328 #
Anonymous
>>46327 #
>dota newfag
uhhh you mean you ARE a dota newfag because you dont know the terminology?
Anonymous
the rerminology invented and popularized after 2016? yeah I dont know it
Anonymous
its pretty obvious what pos3 means
Anonymous
safe lane, hard lane, mid, support and jungler
Anonymous
>jungler
LMAO
maybe you still play jungle in your retirement home but that hasn't been viable this century grandpa
Anonymous
told you that you were a newfag
Anonymous
yeah i'd beat you in an enchantress 1v1 anyday of the week, except for wednesdays because i have class and board game club
Anonymous
yeah because I dont play tranny characters I dont even know what enchantress does because nobody played her back when the game mattered
trans character (oldneko reference)
>>46336 #
Anonymous
>>46336 #
I saw a thin-haired greasy ogre tranny today so they are fresh on my mind
>>46338 #
Anonymous
>>46337 #
they all look like that unfortunately.
call me crazy but if i had gender dysmorphia i would simply actually put in a bit of effort towards looking like a woman, and not a weird goblin
Anonymous
>put in a bit of effort towards looking like a woman
thats what they are doing
its just that their view of what a woman looks like is completely twisted by porn and caricature stereotypes
Anonymous
it feels like they just watch anime and conclude women have colourful neon hair so they dye their hair pink or bright blue or some shit and grow it out and that's... it..

Why is their hair always so greasy? It's not hard to have nice hair, shampoo, conditioner sometimes, it pretty much works itself. I have shoulder length hair and it's never like that unless I just don't shower for 2 days, which I can't think of a good reason why I wouldn't.
>>46341 #
>handmaiden(s)
best kotor 2 character fr
Anonymous
why do more effort when handmaidens and other trannies hugbox you for being so brave
>>46340 #
Anonymous
I guess I shouldn't try and think about why they're being irrational, it's a mental illness, it's like asking "why don't depressed people just be happier lol" which would be silly
Anonymous
cow come you think about the hecking cute and valid transbies and their peenes thoughever
>>46344 #
Anonymous
>>46343 #
it's quite simple, i am attracted to the hecking cute and valid transbies
Anonymous
and their peepees_
Anonymous
?
Anonymous
well none of the ones i've liked so far have had peepees
Anonymous
but you think about peepees
Anonymous
dont we all?
Anonymous
no, not me (straight btw) I think about vajayjays
Anonymous
I'm straight but cocks are pretty nice aesthetically purely from an aesthetic point of view
Anonymous
sounds kinda gay idk
Anonymous
kinda gay is better than fully gay (what you are)
Anonymous
me
>talk about vaginas and women
you
>talk about he:s and him:s and about penises
gonna need some other nekos to comment on who you think is the gay
Anonymous
>The Smiths
Anonymous
gonna be confusing to remember that mann is both man and husband and frau is both woman and wife

why not just have 2 different words, retarded language
Anonymous
>my man
>my girl
gonna be confusing to remember than man is both man and male partner and girl is both girl and female partner
why not just have 2 different words, retarded language
Anonymous
unless you live in the 1960s nobody says "this is my girl"
Anonymous
>my spouse
>my spouse
gonna be confusing to remember that spouse is both your male engaged counterpart and your female engaged counterpart

why not just have 2 different words, retarded language
Anonymous
that one isn't even close to being the same. you know what is the same?

>read
>read
the word both means the action "to read a book" and the past tense "i read that book"

why not just have 2 different words, retarded language
Anonymous
gonna be confusing to remember that shot is both the past tense of shoot, a measurement of alcohol and a singular dose of an injectable vaccine

why not just have 3 different words, retarded language
>>46366 #
Anonymous
The panda eats shoots and leaves
>>46366 #
Anonymous
Du bist eine katze
Anonymous
Klar, ich bin ein neko
Anonymous
eine neko*
Anonymous
japanese has no grammatical gender
Anonymous
Du bist ist schÖn :)
Anonymous
>You are (they) are pretty
Ich bin, du bist, er/sie/es ist
Anonymous
sorry i havent gotten that far in my lesson i cannot translate what you wrote
Anonymous
>Ich bin, du bist, er/sie/es ist
>I am, you are, he/she/it is
so when you said
>Du bist ist schön :)
You said "You are is pretty" basically
>>46375 #
Anonymous
>>46374 #
it's over, i am retarded, you're right, even if i translate it out word for word the ist is unneccessary
Anonymous
yeah, you only need to say Du bist schön there
Anonymous
why is dog masculine gender but cat feminine gender? how do these things get decided? back in the day did they decide dogs are based and manly so they are Ders and Cats are for women?
Anonymous
No clue as to why but I just saw on the wiki that most of the time when its a monosyllabic word (Hund, Raum) etc are masculine
90% of nouns that end in -e are feminine (Katze, Fotze)
neuter idk
Anonymous
funny how language can work like that, but then in a way the language has probably gone on to shape the culture, because gendered languages will make those gendered things more associated with their gender association, y'know what i'm saying?
Anonymous
idk if it does but thats because I havent grown up in a culture that had gendered language (in that way)
we have the common and the neuter which I genuinely do not know, on a grammatical level, how they work
I just do them intuitively
Anonymous
it's a shame you dont have spoken lesosns on your duolingo for some reason, it's fun when i need to plug in my mic.
i assume it's because german is more popular so there's more features available for it for free
Anonymous
idk why its behind a paywall but I just say shit out loud as I write it anyways
I wont get to the speaking part until Im a bit more proficient anyways, then I think I will start pestering the portuguese girl and hope that she understands what I say
Anonymous
alas, there are no german girls that i am aware of in a local vicinity. mein tookfus are the only germans i know exist.
I've had plenty of other euros in my classes over the years, some polish, one italian, a finn, a czech, no germans though
Anonymous
tenshi is 11-4 after a big 4k in IMMO 1 TOP 10k EUROPE WIDE
btw
Anonymous
you have probably watched more tenshi than i have, do exclamation mark watchtime little bro
Anonymous
I cant do it until someone else does it
I gotta uphold the bit
Anonymous
12 hours 10 minutes for me
Anonymous
lil pup has watched her for 12 hours naurrrrr
Anonymous
POST YOURS
Anonymous
I gotta wait for the cd or ill embarrras myself
Anonymous
what was that? lil pup?
Anonymous
NBAURRRR IM GOING TO BED
Anonymous
i msut've fell asleep with her stream on, thatas how boring adn calpped she is i fall sleep during them
Anonymous
she doesnt stream during the night lil guy but nice cope
>>46397 #
Anonymous
more like nett cope, haha, am i right??
Anonymous
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It's winnable as long as they don't go sicko mode in the last 2 days
Anonymous
I cant speak with certainty on this but I think nett, while it can be used as "nice" in the way that nice was used here >>46394 # I think nett is more commonly used in the nice adjective way
>She is a nice girl
>You are so nice
as opposed to the exclamation / whateverthewordis for words that amplify the meaning of something like extremely, huge, grand etc
>>46399 #
Anonymous
[YouTube] ???

I've been listening to/watching this on repeat all day.
Might be worth checking out if you like music and video game montages about severe mental illness
Anonymous
>>46397 #
Yeah that would make sense, I know some languages are like that
Anonymous
not into that kind of drain gang personally
[YouTube] ???
exactly the same artists but this song mogs
>>46401 #
Anonymous
For me? It's when the doctor says "Simon, the pills by themselves won't make you feel better, you'll have to do something more than that." then it continues back to the montage of him killing his inner demons. Kino. Simon is LITERALLY me. (not true at all)
>>46400 #
I'm listening to this now.

I like how this song just STARTS
one shot CLICK CLICK CLICK

Yeah this song is pretty catchy, I dunno, I like victim more though because I associate it with that montage/edit I guess, I've only listened to the song on it's own like twice. I'm not much of a drainganger, I don't even really know what drain gang is
>>46402 #
That's pretty good. It's debateable if she's clapped, but she is certainly CRACKED
Anonymous
19-8 now after that pistol round ghost spraydown she is pisssmurfing in goombalow immo 1 orphanelo
Anonymous
>smurfing in her peak rank
naurr, the enemy team is just bad
Anonymous
she peaked immo 2 btw lil pup
you are plat dont speak up
>>46406 #
Anonymous
>>46405 #
I wasn't carried by seventeen different horny radiant guys who all wanted feet pics from tenshi.
Anonymous
shes solo and still climbing
what bout that
>>46408 #
Anonymous
>>46407 #
I probably know more german than her :)
im climbing in a different game now
Anonymous
when you learn dative, accusative , nominative and genitive you officially know more german than me
>>46410 #
Anonymous
>>46409 #
how many months will this take? #d12 (5)
Anonymous
tbh if you do an hour a day for 5 months you would definitely be better at german than me
at least if you actually do the hour and then think about what you learned and not just autopilot
Anonymous
I think I've averaged ~30 minutes a day in the last ~4 days
I could increase it pretty easily if I picked up a german audio learning track to listen to on my walks, or if I did duolingo on the bus. Duolingo on the bus would give me another 8 or 9 hours a week at least
Anonymous
shame theres no german neko on neko to give you cool tips and tricks like meia referring to 6 when used to talk about numbers
I googled it and idk if its the real reason but speculation was that seis (6) sounds like três (3) sometimes over the phone/radio so they started saying meia(-dúzia) (half-dozen) for six to differentiate the words and I buy that theory
>>46414 #
Anonymous
>>46413 #
I will simply see if there is a german thread on /int/ and learn vicariously there.
Failing that, I will explore the dark side of /tg/ where german's have better made shadowrun books than we get in english, so I will learn german for shadowrun or as they call it, FASArun haha, lowfyr seething
>>46415 #
Anonymous
>>46414 #
>FASArun haha
I dont get this joke
also you can read the german thread but you probably wont understand a thing until youre better at the lang
>>46416 #
Anonymous
>>46415 #
Yeah it would be too much, maybe in the future I'll read german stuff to practice and understand but atm im on the basics.
>FASA
They're the company that owns the rights to translate and publish shadowrun in german, unlike CGL, the actual owners of the IP, they allegedly make high quality work, and have actually published some german exclusive books which are apparently very good. CGL on the other hand have destroyed the IP.
There's a lot of german stuff for shadowrun, it was pretty popular over there
>>46417 #
Anonymous
I hate when I see a text and im like "Damn Imma try to read this now lets goooo" and I realize its fucking spanish
Anonymous
>>46417 #
my goal is to keep up with the daily duolingos, when i get to 2 weeks in a row i'll be happy, maybe then i can finally beat the nail biting habit because anything is possible
>>46420 #
Anonymous
my tiktok fyp has become like, 20% portuguese toks and its so funny
i think its checking my history and seeing me search up portuguese all the time
>>46419 #
>when i get to 2 weeks in a row i'll be happy
why not be happy for each consecutive day you achieve starting tomorrow and then continuing the day after
>>46422 #
Anonymous
But if you close your eyes
Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all
Anonymous
>>46420 #
>why not be happy for each consecutive day you achieve starting tomorrow and then continuing the day after
that is a much better mindset, i will spend the next 20 minutes manifesting a desire to get 5 days in a row, so tomorrow i will be happy
Anonymous
You are probably the first swedish man to learn portuguese
>>46424 #>>46427 #
Anonymous
>>46425 #
I dunno I'm not the swede neko, so you'll have to ask him
Anonymous
>>46423 #
Surely I'm not
I was going to say my teacher did it before me but I remembered he is german
Anonymous
You are probably the first swedish man to post on nekochen.net, home of the neko.
Anonymous
she is very pretty with her mask on but she looks like Gru with it off
>>46431 #
Anonymous
>>46430 #
She is my dream girl. I love redheads so much.
Anonymous
por mim? morenas
Anonymous
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Morena Baccarin? Yeah, she was pretty in Firefly I guess but she was also probably the WORST character in the show. Honestly the whole idea of "companions" was weird and didn't seem to fit the setting. Her character was just used for TnA (tits and ass) and occasional bad jokes/weird romantic tension with Reynolds.
>it's a reynolds calls her a whore joke
hilarious, it wasn't funny the first time, nor the 50th.

Why did ever character have to crack wise? I hate Josh Whedon.
Anonymous
that chick is uggo
Anonymous
hes spending way too much time writing about a character that nobody knows about from a movie nobody has watched and she isnt even attractive enough to justify his soliloquy
>>46436 #
Anonymous
>>46435 #
FIREFLY IS A TV SERIES AND MANY PEOPLE HAVE WATCHED IT.
Anonymous
fine let me find my pinterest tabs of hot female celebrities
Anonymous
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arguably the prettiest woman to have ever lived, unfortunately she aged like milk after about ~23
Anonymous
10/10 in bri'an
moonfaced chubster everywhere else
>>46440 #
Anonymous
>>46439 #
you are wrong, she is a 10/10 everywhere
Anonymous
okay buster post ONE and i mean ONE pretty woman (you cannot)
Anonymous
open your mind's eye and envision your future wife, there you have her
Anonymous
>>46443 #
that's a bad picture of her and I saw her in Doctor Who, which isn't marvel slop 🥰
>>46445 #
You actually picked a picture where she looks really really pretty. By mistake?
She looks really good there.
Anonymous
>>46446 #
>has to resort to photoshopped, bad lighting, pictures of her in her mid 40's
sorry lil pup, you lost this one
Anonymous
>>46448 #
you can literally see the pixels in this image , it's THAT blurry
Anonymous
>2017
anything after 2012 is too old
Anonymous
WAITT WAIT LET ME SAY I AM REFERRING TO PICTURES OF KAREN GILLAN SPECIFICALLY WHEN I SAY THAT POST ABOVE
Anonymous
>>46453 #
cute, i love her. she looks a lot like my ex-girlfriend here with how she smiles :)
Anonymous
>cute
perhaps, but not even remotely close to "prettiest woman alive"
Anonymous
I think she's very pretty, or at least was when she was younger. You can disagree but as we've established, we have very different thoughts on women. I like cute women, you like women that were born male.
Anonymous
>very pretty
yeah sure I can buy that, but "prettiest woman alive" pretty? idk man
Anonymous
if anything she is just a worse nora
Anonymous
nora mogs that moonfaced fatty you posted
plus, nora is skinny
I know i have a pic of nora halfnaked somewhere on my pc, a singular entity saved, and its artistically better than anything Karen has ever or will ever produce or perform in
Anonymous
actually nvm i found the pic and she wasnt half naked she was fully naked WOWZA
Anonymous
>hes posting it so he can jerk off to it
Anonymous
I'm posting it because you talked about it.
Anonymous
yeah and I just said that I have it saved so why would you feel the need to post it
naurrr hes writing with one hand I saw the wpm slow down naurrrr
Anonymous
>>46467 #
haha, funny, but please scroll back up to read my noemi post i worked hard on it.
Anonymous
[[STOP SCROLLING]]

PLEASE SCROLL UP AND READ AND REPLY TO THE POST >>46466 #

[[CONTINUE SCROLLING]]
Anonymous
erm
Anonymous
hey neko wanna see a magic trick?
>>46472 #
Anonymous
close your eyes and count to 10
make a post right before u do it ok?
Anonymous
ok i am now closing my eyes
Anonymous
ok now when u see this look at the synced ips
Anonymous
;___;
that was a cruel but funny way to say goodnight
>>46478 #
Anonymous
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>>46459 #
i am a victim of my own unique filenames but just so we clear
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Anonymous
>>46476 #
what can I say, I am a bit of a fan of the Irish
Me saying as much as I did is out of the norm
Anonymous
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Anonymous
In other words I love you
Anonymous
what's up with neko very strange posts today
Anonymous
day 5 of waking up and HATING tenshi's new hair
Anonymous
what do we think of the new Planet of the Apes movie
>>46485 #
Anonymous
yeah imma post as well then if thats the case
if I was a girl I would be the kind to self harm, you feel me?
>>46485 #>>46487 #
Anonymous
>>46483 #
I have never seen a single planet of the apes film so I have no opinions.
>>46484 #
I would not advise doing that.
>>46486 #
Anonymous
>>46485 #
You should watch the original one. It's very good.
Anonymous
>>46484 #
what kind of self harm would you engage in if you dont mind me asking ,neko
>>46488 #
Anonymous
>>46487 #
given that Im not a girl, I guess not much
just a bit of the ol' self sabotage and occasional starving
but I would probably go ham on them blades if I was born a lady
Anonymous
how come you two started typing at exactly the same time
i only jumped on the bandwagon
Anonymous
What are the odds all 3 of us where looking at neko, ready to type, despite there being no posts for over an hour?
More evidence of the nekochen hivemind theory
Anonymous
hey gayneko erm i mean deutschneko since you like watching gay stuff erm i mean vtubers, someone posted this [YouTube] ???
Anonymous
I don't like watching vtubers and even if I did, I watch Ame, not whomever this is.
Wait, she speaks german? Mein vtochter...
Anonymous
What have I become
My swedish friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end

And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you squirt
>>46497 #
Anonymous
what was the swedish empire like
Anonymous
>>46494 #
There's a clip where Northernlion sings (to the tune of Johnny Cash - Hurt)
"What are we having for lunch
My swedish friend
..."
etc,. but i can't find it right now

;__;
Anonymous
>>46496 #
damn those are some cool hats. we need to go back to wearing them
Anonymous
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They were said to have been the strongest army in europe at the time

Tangentially related but I think I remember posting about this one documentary I saw a year ago about how Sweden was set to be the 4th or 5th country with atom bombs shortly after WW2 but signed a treaty that called for de-armament and thus the secret nuclear program was cancelled when it was almost done
>>46500 #>>46501 #
Anonymous
>>46501 #
Nämen oj, visste inte att vi hade en ståtlig karolin bland oss!
>>46503 #
Anonymous
I should learn swedish since it's easy for native english speakers
Anonymous
funny joke above, i laughed.
>>46507 #
Anonymous
You could probably get to almost native level if you actually wanted to but I doubt you would ever get to the point where you intuitively know the nuances of the common and neuter gender
Anonymous
wait i misread the post, ignore >>46505 #
Anonymous
nevermind then.
Anonymous
i thought the post read "I should learn swedish since it's easy for native swedish speakers."
>>46510 #
Anonymous
funny joke 2 above, i laughed
Anonymous
gayneko acima de mim
Anonymous
tenshi is gonna do a gamechangers watch party, gamechangers is the FEMALE only valorant league btw.
Anonymous
Ill be watching Tenshi until then and then turn off the stream because I hate women (I love women so much I was daydreaming about women during my class earlier today and during the two minutes I was gone we had completely swapped topic and area and I was confused)
>>46515 #
Anonymous
>>46514 #
business idea: we watch game changers and laugh at how bad women are at valorant and how they're all CLAPPED
>>46516 #
Anonymous
SPEAKING of clapped
you guys know stirner right, and how his philosophy is that everything is a spook?
law is a fucking spook if you ask me
Anonymous
>>46516 #
okay have fun, im gonna be watching northernlion play super auto pets instead
Anonymous
im drinking tonight
Ive made up my mind
>>46520 #
Anonymous
>>46519 #
*jedi mind trick*
you will not drink tonight
Anonymous
If a presentable woman approached me and lovebombed me, she would genuinely have the power to destroy my life in any and every aspect she wanted to
I'm that desperate
Anonymous
>>46521 #
she's cute, what's her @?
Anonymous
call her michael jachson
Anonymous
>she read my message instead of the guy who came up with the joke
ahhahahah every time
Anonymous
the joke was fucking hilarious too, she just has your username highlighted or something.
Anonymous
its funny cus she completely missed the black and white punchline and instead only say call her michael jachson and said "heehee"
Anonymous
that round was so good, i really liked the part where they walked out 1 at a time with no flashes
Anonymous
plat peaker talking btw
Anonymous
plat 1 peak above me, seething that he never hit plat 2
Anonymous
plat 1 after 1 act or plat 2 after 2 years
idk whats worse
Anonymous
yeah you're just lying about stuff and trying to troll me and hurt my feelings on my birthday of all days.
Anonymous
im not an easily manipulated feeble woman or soyboy your tactics do not work on me
Anonymous
naurrr tenshi is DOG.

back to ascendant lil pup
Anonymous
platpeaker
Anonymous
i hope she reads this bro, she loves guys who defend her online
Anonymous
ctrl + f "her chat"
1 result nvm >>46308 #
i found it
Anonymous
wts is blud thinking
Anonymous
why did you quote your own post
Anonymous
testing out a new original comment gimmick where i neg her for attentionies
Anonymous
SHE REPLIED INSTANTLY
Anonymous
she is gonna vip me one day btw
Anonymous
now you try to write a post she is going to respond to
protip u cant
i have a 100% accuracy today
Anonymous
okay give me 2 minutes
Anonymous
yeah bro she replied
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she did actually unprivate her tracker, so you can proof she's boosted now

yeah, boosted to immo sadly
Anonymous
cringe question abuser
Anonymous
>her and her duo both insta locked duelists and are bottom fragging
naurrrr
Anonymous
idk if i would count her as boosted if she climbed from asc1 to immo1 with basically only duo
>>46551 #
Anonymous
>>46550 #
eh, she's better than me, i couldn't get those ranks even if i was boosted
Anonymous
exactly, plat peaker
Anonymous
i concede, tenshi is goated at valorant, she's cracked with her aim, and she's not clapped, infact she's a rose of albion and her new hair suits her well
Anonymous
idk about the rose of albion part but all the other stuff is true yes
Anonymous
clown shoes fitting for a retard
>>46559 #
Anonymous
>>46558 #
challenge: say one nice thing about that new 'awfu
Anonymous
impossible mode
Anonymous
its only impossible for a negative neko like you, i think she looks very memorable
Anonymous
>memorable
yeah, I too would remember the person walking around in clown boots
Anonymous
her hair looks... nice
Anonymous
in bri'an
Anonymous
she has... boobs...
Anonymous
its like anglos expecting a laughter just for telling the joke
anglos expect a high rating just for having boobs
>>46574 #
Anonymous
jawfu is pretty but admittedly that outfit doesn't look great
Anonymous
> is pretty
in bri'an
Anonymous
15-4 in immo
Anonymous
>uma desvalorização da moeda teria um efeito inflacionário
I was to figure out what the word "moeda" means and through context I guessed correctly
its so winnable
Anonymous
tenshis high score in tetris is 200k
I remember like half a year ago someone said something like ok if youre so good post a 200k score on tetris and neko couldnt do it
tenshi once again mogs the lowbie nekos
Anonymous
>>46566 #
>anglos expect a high rating just for having boobs
I dont think this is an anglo thing. I think it's a woman thing. (and they should have high rating for being blessed)
Anonymous
just having big tits doesnt cut it in my country because there are so many milkmaidens walking around
Anonymous
but are they thin?
Anonymous
yeah
unlike jawfu
Anonymous
then you cannot suffer in whatever country you are from
>>46582 #
Anonymous
my opponent in the current duolingual league was 200 exp behind me at the start of the day and it seems now that he has done his practice for the day and he wasnt happy
he swapped his "current mood" emoji to a burning dumpster
Anonymous
>>46578 #
you can if you are an assman
Anonymous
>>46580 #
"fr fr no cap me too"
Anonymous
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what do we think lads?

I would've posted a picture of the other team playing but they don't have a group photo anywhere online??
>>46585 #
Anonymous
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>>46584 #
found a video of their roster on their twitter, not as easily postable as a fricking image, but they're a spanish org, very silly.

for me? it's mads
Anonymous
>>46586 #
Mad Lions are being CLAPPED, but Mads has a good K/D and is hard carrying them
Anonymous
is she danish or what?
>>46589 #
Anonymous
mads is a common danish name but its a male one at that
Anonymous
i think players born with male names are allowed in game changers
Anonymous
grim but tbh idk the skill difference between vct and game changers so i imagine if trannies were good enough to play in gc they would play in vct instead
>>46593 #
Anonymous
mads lost...
it's over...
britain has fallen...
Anonymous
>>46595 #
that explains why she's good at aiming, she's got those young reflexes.
me? I'm too old to ever be good at aiming, I have slow hands
Anonymous
Ah, just from skim reading the first 2 paragraphs I think I understand.
I am larger so I go slower.
Makes sense
Anonymous
you move at sqrt(x) slower speed where x is the factor at which you are scaled up
>>46600 #
Anonymous
>>46599 #
very cool.
I was born too large to be a pro gamer.
sad.

guess thats why all the pros are small twinks.
Anonymous
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This is the undisputed greatest of all time dota 2 player btw.

Is this achievable natty?
Anonymous
the longer my hair gets the more effort I have to put in to make it sit right
maybe it will get better in the spring and summer when Im not walking around with beanies and hoodies all the time that roughs it up but its annoying me to the point where I am considering buzzing it off, all 1.5 years of it
toks for this feel?
>>46605 #
Anonymous
>>46604 #
1.5 years is longer than i've ever let my hair grow out, how long is it now?
>>46606 #
Anonymous
>>46605 #
Up until now, the longest I had ever grown mine was like 6 months, it was always shorter than that
The hair on the back of my head reaches inbetween my shoulder blades, the hair on my forehead hairline reaches down under my chin and the hair on the dead centre of the top of my head reaches my lips
Anonymous
I dont think my hair ever grew that long. Closest I had was the alexander the great hair. I was born to be a greek emperor, but unfortunately Im not greek
Anonymous
you have hair?
Anonymous
Yeah the norwood reaper has not found me yet.
Anonymous
idk what that is sorry
Anonymous
Dont worry. You will when your time comes. He comes for us all.
Anonymous
theres no male pattern baldness in my family
idk if that is a blessing or not because all the men end up buzzing their hair short anywayas
Anonymous
>there are porn games that require a 3060 TI
What a time
>>46615 #
Anonymous
>>46614 #
tfw my graphics card isn't good enough to coommax
Anonymous
>>46613 #
Sorry, wrong address
There is only a Mr. Ing at this residence
Anonymous
>Emanuel Swedenborg was a Swedish Christian theologian, scientist, philosopher and mystic.
>According to The Heavenly Doctrine, the Lord had opened Swedenborg's spiritual eyes so that from then on, he could freely visit heaven and hell to converse with angels, demons and other spirits.
Anonymous
12% of my nation are on ssris
its genuinely over
Anonymous
Sweden?
Anonymous
Sweden?
Anonymous
Sweden yes
Anonymous
Congratulations sweden
Anonymous
I've had it up to HERE *puts hand at roughly a 168 cm height* and I am DONE
Im opening the bottle
>>46624 #
Anonymous
>>46623 #
tiny neko.. short neko..
t. großneko
Anonymous
Ich habe nicht ein dickes baum aber ich habe eine dickes schwanz ja (falsch)
Anonymous
>>46626 #
yeah i was confused why the heck you were saying tree
Anonymous
Ich brauche eine grosse junge für meine Geburtstagparty, ja
Keine kleidung bitte, und er müssen grosse musklern hat
Anonymous
Hoje? Uma garrafa de "Cidre du Perche". 5 por cento
Anonymous
>>46632 #
I crunched the numbers and the odds are exactly 379 / 3118
Anonymous
>start to look away because the girl is ugly
>boni appears on screen
she always tricks you with the ugly friend play
>>46635 #
it's the one of her in a classroom, boni has pink hair and some pink drawing on her cheek
Anonymous
it was hevc so I missed it
>>46634 #
Anonymous
Kelly Smelly (Mice One Vus) is so cute bros.
Anonymous
please if youre gonna do that gimmick at least spell it incorrectly correctly
Anonymous
this megu so good *I posted it
Anonymous
it is a good megu, I appreciate the good toks that arne't just cosplay toks.
How did he make it though?
Anonymous
this video was uploaded to youtube like 6 years before tiktok was a thing
Anonymous
You cannot suffer if you work at mcdonalds.
Anonymous
if boni is next then my tokkervolution will be complete
it wasnt
Anonymous
this is a good megu and i will watch all 3 minutes and 16 seconds without breaking eye contact.
Anonymous
scrolling through the guys dance videos right now and he made one to this current megu song 11 years ago
[YouTube] ???
>>46649 #
Anonymous
honestly, the US in some random neighbourhood like this at night (read: not in the ghetto) looks so comfy
wish I could live in the us at some point
Anonymous
>>46647 #
this is a good video, very aesthetic location for filming
Anonymous
Roof is still leaking from rain.
>>46651 #
Anonymous
>>46650 #
was there a torrent for you on valentines as well? I saw tweets that it was gods way of punishing people in relationships
>>46654 #
Anonymous
torrent doesnt seem to be a noun
anyways, torrential rain*
Anonymous
good song on megu :D
Anonymous
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>german for "great" is "super"
heh, super
Anonymous
many chips tonight on Al Me'Gu
Anonymous
Guess you could say I'm...

AT THE CHIP SHOP
LOOKING LIKE A SLAG
Anonymous
you alreaady made that joke once this week
Anonymous
holy heck a bonbibonkers nazi edit? that's SOOOOOO based.

seriously why were there so many racist bonbi edits back in the day
Anonymous
He may contain the urge to scroll away
But hold him down with lots of (You)s and germ toks
>>46662 #
Anonymous
>>46661 #
Add this one to the archive of good song lyric neko parodies.

Before you added scroll away I was singing the song in my head. Someone get the epic ai to sing this haha
Anonymous
[YouTube] ???
I was watching the guy dance to it and the words came into my head
also quads in 3 posts I wonder who will get them :OOOOOO
Anonymous
Well, there's 2 people here. And it's rude to post twice in a row. Therefore the quads are mine by right.
Anonymous
ZOMG IS THAT SUSHI SHE IS SO TRAD AND A GAMER
Anonymous
It should've gone to that boni that just played

the what if it's you, and it wasnt meeeee
tok
Anonymous
its "se no" btw I looked up the lyrics
Anonymous
TURN ON MEGU THIS IS SO GOOD
Anonymous
AHHAHA I HEAR IT
Anonymous
there's been a surprising amount of unique toks on megutv today, normally it's the same fucking videos as every other day.
i have NEVER seen this food vidoe before.
Anonymous
yeah actually
also look at this food tok hes making sweden food
>>46674 #
Anonymous
>>46673 #
damn, swedens eat like that? you CANNOT suffer in sweden
Anonymous
yeah thats some GOOD shit
Anonymous
one day i want to see a cooking video where they just go "eh, its alright" at the end. make it more realistic
Anonymous
one glass emptied time to pour o número dois
Anonymous
Im surprised we very rarely see that one girl I used to post
the man face filter girl that ate cotton candy
Anonymous
Anonymous6m46665

ZOMG IS THAT KAY SHE IS SO TRAD AND A GAMER
Anonymous
i complained before about duolingo just repeating vocab but today they've taught like like 12 different things
Anonymous
yeah whenever you enter a new section you learn a bunch of new things which they then force you to repeat over the next few days/weeks/months depending on how long it takes for you to move on
SRS, spaced repetition system
Anonymous
A SNITCH NIGGA THATS THAT SHIT I DONT LIKE
A BITCH NIGGA THATS THAT SHIT I DONT LIKE
A SNEAK DISSA THATS THAT SHIT I DONT LIKE
Anonymous
very funny tok
Anonymous
crazy how the face filter is trying to give her a defined smile line through her mask
>>46686 #
Anonymous
I cant understand how people that use those filters dont even see their own face flipping out and switching colours when the filter is losing tracking and then regaining it 50 times a minute
Like, genuinely how are they so blind to it?
Anonymous
>>46684 #
the tiktok face filter is evil, mein tooker might be CLAPPED irl but on tigtog she an angel
Anonymous
yeah yeah
yeah
hell motha fucking yeah yeah
Anonymous
>bitte means please and "you're welcome"
that's it, i hate germany
>>46689 #
Anonymous
>>46688 #
give one example sentence where it is used as youre welcome
>>46690 #
Anonymous
guten tag doesnt mean good night, it means good day
tag = day. Montag = monday etc
but yeah I didnt know Bitte could be used as youre welcome, ive probably heard it used like that but never thought about it
Anonymous
that is the first time they've used bitte that way, and it was in the RECAP lesson. i am seething. duolingo fucked me over to take away a heart. they want me to buy plus, premium, ultra super mode but i wont
Anonymous
they do that sometimes but you also cant just blindly look at stuff, gotta think about the context sometimes
>Thank you, Anna! See you soon!
>"Good day, Alexander" (to a woman with a side-cut)
or
>Please! See you soon!
the 2nd option, while it still sounds wrong if you consider Bitte as please, sounds more reasonable
I guess you can think of it as Please & Pleasure (not the emotion but as in My pleasure which corresponds to Youre welcome)
>>46694 #
Anonymous
>>46693 #
eh, it's not as bad as czech people having the same word for hello and goodbye, i'll just have to remember please and you're welcome is one word. that's fine, less words to remember
Anonymous
In sweden, whilst not super common, you can use "hello" for goodbye if you say it twice
>Hej! (Hello!)
>Hej hej! (Bye bye!)
>>46698 #
Anonymous
or even
>Hej svejs! (Hello schmello! - Bye bye!)
Anonymous
now that I think of it even, its not super uncommon to hear people literally just say "Hello" for goodbye with the only difference being the way its intonated
>Hej (pronounced Hay) = Hello
>Hej (Pronounced Hay with a prolonged -aay sound) = Bye (usually used on phone)
Anonymous
Sorry I couldn't read your post, ari was on screen.
>>46695 #
The Hej into Hej Hej thing is a little weird but it probably makes sens eif you grow up with it
Anonymous
both those uses of hello as a goodbye signifier is basically the equivalent of british people putting their hands on their knees and saying "Right" to signal that they will be heading off
Anonymous
whats that edit you have where it's chip and boni and they're singing along to song lyrics and i think chip's part is just repeating the same word over and over
Anonymous
>>46701 #
yeah this is what the hej, hej hej thing made me think of at first

ball ball ball
Anonymous
I like the transition of the boni pic when she says "donueriamagerigrani"
Anonymous
OH BABY I KNOW YOU WANT TO LOVE ME SO BAD
BUT YOU CANT CUS IM (PROBLEMATIC)
WOOOO
Anonymous
there was a boni 2 in a row mcdonalds cosplay a few minutes ago, that's pretty cool. im never going to burger king again after that

NOOO THATS

WWHAT
HOW
DID IT KNOW???
Anonymous
yeah i saw it
mcmiku a cutie fr
Anonymous
>i write "im never going to burger king"
>it plays a burger king tok immediately after
megutv is growing sentient
Anonymous
I hold him back with lots of (You)s and germ toks
>>46709 #
Anonymous
>>46708 #
only the oldest nekos understand this
Anonymous
should I watch Mirai Nikki?
Anonymous
I haven't watched it since ~2011
I enjoyed it
Anonymous
is that two clovers in a row? i didnt pay super close attention to the first
Anonymous
Yes. The first was TWO FRIENDS SITTING IN A TREE. THEY MIGHT KISS.

THEY MIGHT.
Anonymous
oh its this one in 264 version lol
Anonymous
AGAIN?
Anonymous
going in the chip folder
Anonymous
>>46717 #
good edit. should've won the edit contest
Anonymous
if only it had been made in december of 2023 instead of december of 2022 it couldve won
Anonymous
insane to think it was 1 year and 3 months ago that the geowizard trip across america chentubing sessions were thats insane
Anonymous
I was not there for that.
Anonymous
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

KANYE WEST AND BONBI

KINO
Anonymous
imma piss this edit is too long
Anonymous
come back to some midlet playing the midtar
Anonymous
thats the rose of albion
Anonymous
AZU-NYAN!!
Anonymous
I've had this question for a real long time...
Anonymous
PUNCH YOUR LIGHTS OUT HIT THE PAVEMENT
Anonymous
THATS WHAT I CALL ENTERTAINMENT
Anonymous
I love this cos
Anonymous
she looks really tired in it, which i think is part of why it's so good
tired boni is cute
Anonymous
och hon kan banna, banna dig så hårt
hon röjer upp i våran kanal
jag vill berätta för dig att jag känner en bot

typing fast in swedish is surprisngly hard given how little i do it
Anonymous
g e r m
Anonymous
l i l y
Anonymous
this is one of her best cosses
Anonymous
I love thuis look at the little hand dance i love it so
Anonymous
isnt it crazy how they tell us we NEED to upload our assigments by a specific time and date, but they're allowed to just... not release the grades for a month after they said they'd be released?
haha, what if we just didnt pay the tuition fees for a month late
Anonymous
>he pays tuition
Anonymous
my student "debt" is approximately £80,000
Anonymous
I am $10k and growing but thats just student loans to survive, no tuition costs
Anonymous
lucky
Anonymous
yeah but I suffer in my country
Anonymous
i've heard you cannot suffer in sweden
Anonymous
I heard you can suffer in Brasil and I have astrally projected to São Paulo
Anonymous
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This is the richest city in Brazil. Of course you can suffer there. Look at this place. You'd wake up every day in a steaming mood because you live in a shithole.
>>46798 #
Anonymous
>Greenery
>Nature nearby
>Your friends and family, your community very close by
>A football field to meet all your lads at on the daily
You cannot suffer
>>46747 #
Anonymous
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>>46746 #
Every. Single. Day. some shootout happens between a local militia and a foreign paramilitary.
Anonymous
Neko, is it time?
Anonymous
time for what?
Anonymous
Diamond in valorant in 2024
Anonymous
no, valorant is a waste of time. even tenshi, who is good at valorant has had to waste thousands of hours on her life to hit immortal
Anonymous
its over
Anonymous
Yeah when I was looking at her playtime, it took her 500 comp hours to peak plat 2.
Me? 300 comp hours.

So, in many ways, I am superior to toxic.tenshi.
Anonymous
I got carried to plat 1 in ~103 hours or maybe it was ~4 days
Anonymous
nekomin just delete these tf2 videos from megu's servers.
Anonymous
if you can find the >> link to them then we can probably ask him next time he shows up
Anonymous
ZOMG
Anonymous
gör som vi gör, ta bara ett steg åt vänster :D
lyssna och lär!! hör missa inte chansen!
Nu är dem här, karamell karam dans💃ans
Anonymous
i keep forgetting Caramel Dancing is swedish. That must be pretty cool to have an internet legend in your country.
>>46762 #
Anonymous
my post glitched it looks like, it didnt post the emojis but instead posted the search terms i wrote
gg
Anonymous
tfw no abbles jinx ever again
Anonymous
>>46759 #
it feels a little silly every time i hear swedish tiktok audios for international tookers
Anonymous
smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth operator
Anonymous
I am so obsessed
I am cooked
>>46765 #
Anonymous
>>46764 #
yeah i also feel like that when i see 'awfu on megu
Anonymous
I used to be even more obsessed but it lessened a bit last year and has stayed relatively low since then but man, I like of her...
Anonymous
rare meguadri nekoadri
Anonymous
i never understood hellokitty or adrianna
Anonymous
I never understood but I had a pretty good guess
>Slutty teens with no bras on that have their nipples poking through their shirt
Its the same reason why theres a guy in the sweden general that keeps posting a tok webm of those 2 whenever someone mentions "zoomerpussy"
Anonymous
Hmmmm I had wondered why in every hello kitty tok she's not wearing a bra.
Anonymous
This is possibly the worst kay tok of all time. She just straight up reads holohoax dog whistles
Anonymous
she has way worse
but her best one is the "HELL YEAH PATREON (sarcastic voice, through teary eyes)
and who made that one happen? hahahah
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>>46772 #
actually iirc that was made before she made a patreon for her art account, i got the art account taken down, not the cosplay account, that was already banned and the art account was the scam to get around it
Anonymous
oh yeah maybe true actually
Anonymous
a neko made this edit
Anonymous
a neko posted this tooker ;__;
Anonymous
A neko loves this tok
Anonymous
I genuinely think that tok is one of her most pleasing to look at toks
The creamy white just looks so pleasant on the eyes
Anonymous
its not even creamy white, its just bonemeal coloured
its so kino
Anonymous
time to boot up factorio on the 2nd monitor and play some autism game whilst watching megutv home of the megu
Anonymous
im doing this but league
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Anonymous
just started the game 34 seconds ago i will use every boni to fuel my desire to win (now we will not see boni for 30 min and i will lose)
>>46783 #
Anonymous
lovely germ
Anonymous
I remember poisting this girl
she made good toks, actually a good tokker
Anonymous
despite all my rage is one of the best songs of all time
Anonymous
its not that good but its good
Anonymous
LOOK QUICK
Anonymous
BURY ME BURY ME
yes i have a 2nd monitor
Anonymous
I tohught it w as going to be the other one
this is even more of a surprise
Anonymous
its always northernlion
Anonymous
how did oyu react when you found out this girl had a really thick NYC accent
Anonymous
I've been an Emma Langevin fan for a while, mostly due to her accent
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Anonymous
oh you didnt know her before her voice reveal?
>>46799 #
Anonymous
SMILEFU :D
Anonymous
>>46798 #
wow you live in a famous neighbourhood, the property values must be crazy high
>>46802 #
Anonymous
nessa was the "Wow" equivalent right? or am i misremembering
Anonymous
it was Nossa, not nessa
its over, i embarassed myself infront of the native speaker
Anonymous
It's okay. English is my first language. I made a lot of silly mistakes in front of brazilians.
Anonymous
can you talk to the opps next for me :D
Anonymous
The WHO
Anonymous
my twitchfu is live she is playing dayz
Anonymous
I will donate to her
Anonymous
she is afk playing b-roll footage right now
Anonymous
Levanta mão, ta quem gosta de bucetão
Enfiar no bucetão, enfiar no bucetão, enfiar no bucetão
Hoje eu vou comer novinha
Anonymous
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>The Paraguayan Chaco or Región Occidental (Western Region) is a semi-arid region in Paraguay, with a very low population density.[citation needed] The area is being rapidly deforested.[1] Consisting of more than 60% of Paraguay's land area, but with less than 3% of the population, the Chaco is one of the most sparsely inhabited areas in South America.

I think we can make our own base here. We'll call it Nekotown. Barely anyone lives there and there is enough space for us.
Anonymous
You know what? I'm going to do more reading. Will keep you updated.
Anonymous
im trying to expand the factory but the fucking biters are on my aft side constantly
Anonymous
>>46816 #
The one im referring to btw is the text-to-video one
Anonymous
Where are your turrets to defend your stuff from the bugz
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>>46819 #
around the entire perimeter, thats what the track running around my base is, it's an ammo feed belt. I'm currently working on getting brick walls research
Anonymous
>>46816 #
it looked like shit to me but the people obsessing over le ai dont seem to notice that kind of stuff so they think its the worlds biggest thing
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If I got 15 minutes alone with the people that infest and spread their plague in my league games and with no reprecussions for any of my actions
I would release the BEAST
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Anonymous
My mother is completely delusional when it come to my autism.
>>46826 #
Anonymous
What've she done?
Anonymous
mirin the beard
Anonymous
Niggers blasting their music from several neighborhoods away. I try not to hate them but they dont make it easy.
Anonymous
>>46830 #
He is your tokfu's sugar daddy
Anonymous
its commonly posted on fit and I agree with it because I hate fatties
Anonymous
>>46834 #
>that girl seething in the background
lmao, mogged
Anonymous
>>46834 #
I've seen it, I recommend watching the expression of the girl in the background
Anonymous
>>46840 #
Not really but we cope in the ways we can
Spring is blueballing me but today we had a nice and high sun and all the snow thawed out so I could see the green forest grass when I was out earlier so it gives me hope
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>>46841 #
>snow
Haven't seen that for over a month already, it's over 10 celsius here already during day for the last 2 weeks.
I am literally sweating right now and it's supposed to be winter...
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>>46842 #
>over 10 celcius here already
Whilst its nice, its grim that its that in the start of february
We've gone from snowless +10 C to -15 C and 10 inches of snow in the span of a week a few times, think it reached about -30 almost at its peak in january but now its rumored that the gulf stream is going to change directions and send the nordicks + baltics into a permanent -20 C average temperature, so freezing during summer and -40 during winter
Thats the kind of world we live in
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>>46843 #
>its rumored that the gulf stream is going to change directions and send the nordicks + baltics into a permanent -20 C average temperature
Wait a second please don't... I will sort out the trash... I don't even use a car ;_;
I really hate low temps and while I'm not against it being a bit cold in the winter since it's natural I would rather not have a scandi weather all the time at my place.
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>>46844 #
>I don't even use a car ;_;
What we do is not even a rounding error on the large scale of things so I try not to think about it
But imagine, if this does happen, we will have a snow covered landscape around the entire year. That sure is going to mess with food supply.
Heres the link if you havent read about it yet
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/feb/09/atlantic-ocean-circulation-nearing-devastating-tipping-point-study-finds
>>46846 #
Anonymous
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>>46845 #
>Heres the link if you havent read about it yet
I have heard about it in passing before but I've never knew the extent or anything specific, this is actually really concerning.
I guess "it is what it is" might not work this time...
>That sure is going to mess with food supply.
I dunno how it will work but basically if it happens in my lifetime, that's when shit's going down fr. Those stupid small potatoes wars that America and Russia engage in are nothing compared to something like that.
>What we do is not even a rounding error on the large scale of things
Yea I know, IIRC most of it is else industry or activities I don't even partake in like international travel and extravagant lifestyles of rich ppl.

Imagine being stuck in Britain now though, literally Frostpunk game might happen lmao.
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>>46846 #
>literally Frostpunk game might happen
lol true
It's going to require a lot of power and authority to get ahold of a single serving of 48 glazed and sprinkled donuts
>>46848 #
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>>46847 #
>It's going to require a lot of power and authority to get ahold of a single serving of 48 glazed and sprinkled donuts
And those are starvation rations for our resident neko... It's literally joever...
>>46849 #
Anonymous
>>46848 #
RIP Neko, he will be duly missed
Anonymous
I heard the donut trucks aren't coming anymore? The west has fallen...
Am I going to have to start buying cookies instead
>>46851 #
Anonymous
>>46850 #
Billions (of regular donut consumers) will die.

I'm actually reading up on AMOC and it's very interesting, it seems to be somewhat speculative right now and they've started collecting data only 20 years ago. Also they have big problems modelling the currents and stuff, I hope they'll get the funding though since it seems to not be just "I want funding because it's my research" type of shit
Anonymous
scientist here: the gulf stream is gonna be fine, i just stuck some sticky tape over it, should hold.
Anonymous
golf stream? no thanks Im not into that sport
>>46854 #
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>>46853 #
No no neko, it's a GULF stream, like when you point a camera at the small part of the sea and just let it stream. Riveting.
Anonymous
gulf stream? meh come back when its a river
Anonymous
i thought the gulf war happened like 20 years ago, they're still streaming that shit?
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>>46856 #
no those were the falklands
Anonymous
>>46856 #
>1990 was 34 years ago
Also that reminds me about most of the zoomies in my job not being born before 9/11 at this point.
>>46859 #
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>>46858 #
last sunday at board game club they were all talking about who's the oldest among the group, they were comparing people born in april 2005 to june 2005. and i was sat there like

-____-

hoping they dont ask me how old i am
>>46861 #
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>>46859 #
>hoping they dont ask me how old i am
I've had a girl at work get an ick when she asked me how old I am and I truthfully answered "almost 30", pretty funny, her expression said it all lmao.
>>46860 #
>WoW is older than my tokfu, just realized
I kind of look at tokfus more like paintings, or art or something. An insight into a life that I would never have and never will, more of an imaginary concept than real, so I accept that they might be just whatever age.
It's different when it's people I meet IRL and work along with.
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>>46860 #
>his tokfu isn't in her 30's, married and with 3 children
NGMI
Anonymous
>>46862 #
It's funny because unironically I still kind of have some youthful features and it's easy to mistake me for ~25yo or something, except maybe for my balding progressing at a steady pace
Every single one of the girls that asked were else shocked or disgusted like in this case lmao, also it helps that I'm in shape still.
Anonymous
>>46865 #
Ehhh, you shouldn't worry too much neko. When I was young it might've bothered me, now that I'm at the ripe old age of almost 30 it's just funny to me.
My care for other people's opinion (especially when they don't really affect me) evaporated quite quickly.
Anonymous
if it makes you feel any better 30 is the new 20
>>46868 #
Anonymous
>>46867 #
Ah yes, I believe you neko. Inhales mountainous amounts of copium
Anonymous
you literally copied the link from her instagram page and downloaded it
yes it is noemi
>>46872 #
Anonymous
Okay, this has to be some universe level coincidence, I go down to get some water rn and there's a song playing on TV (that is/was pretty popular in my country, at least amongst the older than 35 crowd) about guy coping that he doesn't get to go to the cool parties anymore (but old timey style so he doesn't say "parties")
Anonymous
>>46870 #
No my question was more in a cosmic sense of, Noemi? As in. Noemi?
What I'm asking is simple, it's not related to the picture. It's just, one word, no image, "Noemi?"
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Anonymous
>>46872 #
Eu sei o que você gosta.
Anonymous
Idea: Nekochen meetup but we just do a geowizard challenge
Anonymous
straight line mission through Brazil
>>46878 #
Anonymous
Specifically the challenge where he orders and eats 48 donuts in one sitting.
>>46878 #
Anonymous
Straight line mission through Greggs on Highborne Street
>>46879 #
Anonymous
>>46876 #
I can quite confidently say I have not managed to eat that many calories in a day yet. Maybe 2 days but I really really doubt that too.
>>46875 #
I am down.
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Anonymous
Actually, with new scientific discoveries we've invented anti-calorie donuts. You actually LOSE calories by eating them. And they taste just as good as regular donuts.
>>46885 #
Anonymous
>>46880 #
Why would you eat that neko?
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>>46883 #
Could we go through both of the rainforests instead? That would be more relevant to my interests. I know this line goes through the amazon but what about the atlantic forest?
Anonymous
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>>46881 #
Have they invented a way to gain massive amount of muscles without going through gruelling (sometimes) activity of working out for over 3 years? Cause I need that in my life.
>>46883 #
It's okay, I don't really have much to lose rn in my life and it would certainly be an adventure of a lifetime, and belive me my life haven't been adventureless actually.
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Oops I slipped a bit whilst drawing the straight line and we have no other map so I guess we just have to follow this line then!
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