>>45913 #
I'm not seething, look at my facecam right now, do I look mad?

Yeah, that's what I thought. Score 1 for the nonseethers and 0 for the degenerate sexhavers who will be rounded up into the deathcamps when I take over nekochen in a bloody coup.

Swede anon are you fluent enough to understand this man
[YouTube] ???

>>45918 #
Only enough to kind of get an idea of what theyre saying through context but I was laughing at it

Dont worry. No one ever found out why he started crying after being asked if he has sex frequently

I will revisit this video when I am more proficient, its hilarious

>SEXO? THAT IS A QUESTION YOU MAKE TO OTHERS? HUH?
hahaha

hey nekos, what should i do today, im bored

learn portuguese with me :D

or learn german for your fus

so just make a duolingo account and grind out some lessons?

sign up with your facebook

i dont have a facebook, is that important?

yes

why do i need a facebook for duolingo

yeah i just made an account and i dont need to put in a facebook, i think you lied to me

>make an account
>click "Skip ahead to ___" to get a "difficult" prompt
was the effort you put in worth the value of the joke to you?

>>45933 #
i actually am doing the fricking prompts i just thought it was funny

does it give you Hallo, Kaffe bitte as one of the first prompts? Isnt that something you'd see like half a tree down

>>45935 #
my first lesson was ordering kaffe in a cafe. shrug emoji, confused emoji

in portuguese it was just "Bread"
"A house"
"The car"

What's bread in german? Haha, it's Brot. We ALL know this now thanks to duolingo.

Brot

In the loading screen between lessons it gives you a little fact, the one I just saw was "In sweden, the most popular language on duolingo is swedish (mostly by refugees)", pretty cool fact huh?

yeah its not noticable

I've officially mastered the ability to order coffee, tea, milk, bread or water. I am ready to take a german girl on a date now.

ok tell me that you want to order coffee AND bread and Ill test you

Kaffe und Brot, bitte

fuck i cant remember how to spell bittee

*LOUD ERROR BUZZER SOUND*
Kaffee*
Also its polite to greet the store clerk first

wait i got bitte right, i just lost on the fricking extra e, it's whatever, i can pronounce kaffee because thats how i say it in english anyway

if you pronounce coffee as Kaffee you are retarded

to master german pronunciation i shall sleep listening to noemi streams so it integrates during R.E.M

Learning french to get a french gf

big fat ghetto booty

I can count to 29 and if I learn the words for 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80 and 90 then I can count to 100

Theres no way Dan Bull is still making video game rap parodies in 2024

a water park at one of the southern amusement parks blew up
a water park exploded

nvm the leaderboard just updated, Im 13th place and 1st place, during the last 10 minutes, shot up to 265 exp
But then again, Im looking at these peoples' profiles and they average at like 500-600 exp per week, I was up at 2k last week to beat Frank
maybe its another W

fode-se*

foda-se even

foda-se, jogamos

>>45961 #
Excuse me, good evening
Could you talk a little about occasional sex?

>>45963 #
No, that's not the point sir

>>45964 #
>sir
ah, hello, how is the weather in mumbai

>>45965 #
wouldnt you know

I need to beat another 2 lessons to unlock the leaderboards on duolingo.

>>45968 #
are you actually gonna use duolingo?

>>45969 #
I am using duolingo right now, well obviously not RIGHT now as I'm typing to you, but I'm working on a lesson as I watch youtube.

when it gives you the ding sound on the pronunciation tests its some good shit

I dont want to join the army
I dont want to go to war
Id rather hang around

>>45973 #
Doyou have to join it

>>45973
tbh going to war might improve my wellbeing for all I know. but I definitely don't see a rational reason to fight a war right now. doesn't help that my community is full of niggers and that this, along with a whole other host of changes, has shattered any trust or jbelonging I felt even just 10 years ago, I have to view things in a much more transactional way because I have no clue what things will be like 10 years from now. I just care about me, my family and anyone who chooses to associate with me as I am. The Russians could be invading (unlikely to ever happen) and I still might feel "surely it can't be worse?".
I try be avoid typical anti-social tendencies and assume good faith where possible, to be open and optimistic within reason, but when it comes to war and geopolitics? I'm forward-thinking but I'm 100% cynical about this regime. When is the last time it ever did anything good for the people I care about? fuck 'em.

>>45971 #
>the pronunciation tests
youre paying for it? what

>>45976 #
No it just gives me them, wts

If you use the phone app maybe you've not got permissions set correctly to allow for speaking tests. I don't see anything online about them costing money

The gulf stream might change direction, this would make my country -20 C colder
Cant wait for 0C summers and -40 winters yippiee

>>45979 #
maybe since german is more popular it gives speaking for free?
idunno
>>45980 #
wouldnt be surprised if it did change directions, there was a gulf war, if i was a stream in the gulf i'd want to go the opposite direction

>paypiggy the first day he makes an account

I HAVEN'T PAID A DIME

no but you have paid $5.99 a month

the speaking must just be free on german

cope

I had already explained that many years ago
it was the reason why I came up with the term

>>45989 #
>spoiler
damn, what a reveal, not gonna spoil it for any sleepy nekos not awake yet. an m night shamalan twist

theres a reason the only time it was mentioned was in relation to kotoposting

>sleep 4 hours
>perform at the top of my game
>sleep 7 almost 8 hours
>feel so tired Im almost falling asleep 3 hours after waking up

new thread soon, this thread is only 5 days old, woah, neko is FAST

Perhaps you cannot suffer in cold countries
I just went outside and I could blow smoke through my nose like an angry dragon

>>45996 #
I wonder what it's like to live in the Amazon region. I've never been there.

pele* mb

actually now pelo was correct I shouldve trsuted my gut

>>45995 #
that is my favourite thing when it's cold, i also like when it's cold and very foggy and you can't see more than 3.6m infront of you.
>>45998 #
pele is a footballer from brazil

lost 2 hearts because i was speed lessoning and forgot to write und

germ

AND WE ALL LIFT
AND WE'RE ALL ADRIFT, TOGETHER
TOGETHER
THROUGH THE COLD MIST
TIL WE'RE LIFELESS TOGETHER
TOGETHER

yeah I think Im on team #Tomboy again
normal girls give me womanfatigue
mind officially lifted. the indomitable spirit in me flows through my veins
I can do it

>>46005 #
that song is so good it's a shame the game is so mid
>>46006 #
based tomboy appreciator, for me? it's childhood best friend tanned tomboy who always wears spats

>based tomboy appreciator. for me? its childas of writing this post, neko has not written anything past the unspoilered point

i just laughed out loud, irl for like 20 seconds straight, the funniest gimmick post i've seen on neko in months. im gonna be cracking up about this one for days

Collecting swiss army knives is a sign of autism (me)

You have no idea how fortunate you are to live in a cold country where mosquitoes dont make food out of you.

>>46011 #
They do, trust me, they do
I live close to fresh water as well and man, they sure love being cancerous little pests here
But perhaps its not as bad as where you are

someone bake a new edish

find pics of myself from over three years ago
insane how no matter how much things change, things remain the same

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