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>>52092 #
It's a pretty song
[YouTube] ???
Are you happy with where you were born? Do you ever wish you could fuck off to some place else and never turn back
I doubt there is any place that I would feel as if I belong in so in the end it doesn't really matter
At least I live in a place where I can live in peace
>>52095 #
One day I would like to give living in europe a try in some city with pretty buildings and low crime
I think i'd have to take a substantial pay cut for this to ever happen though
>>52099 #
>I think i'd have to take a substantial pay cut for this to ever happen though
Are you an ITcel? If yea you could probably mitigate it by the cost of living dropping significantly. Overall though I feel like all the cities in the west that would be worth living in are no longer worth it and who would want to move further east?
>>52100 #
>cost of living dropping significantly
will it though? I think this is only true if you go to like, eastern europe isn't it
>>52101 #
>I think this is only true if you go to like, eastern europe isn't it
Yep, that's the only way. I dunno, there's obviously beautiful historical cities that are still above the modern problems but I bet they're literally unattainable for anyone but the higher caste.
I just cannot recommend living in europe right now, not in most of the big cities at least, but obviously us has its own share of problems. Maybe when the rus-ukr war will blow over we will know where the things stand and then you can make a more informed decision.
>>52102 #
I imagine even the worst places in western europe are still relatively high trust and chill compared to the US
Just the crime rates are a fraction of what the US has
>>52103 #
>even the worst places in western europe are still relatively high trust and chill compared to the US
I doubt it, but then I live in Poland so I've got a very skewed perception on safety since you literally have to ask for trouble to get in trouble even in big cities here. Or I guess visit the bad part of town at an inopportune time but that's a thing almost everywhere.
I just would be feeling unsafe in any big city west of our borders.
>>52104 #
Even poland has a fraction of the crime rate
oh that's the point you were making i'm dumb
hmm what's an example of an unsafe western european city, london?
I always hear about stabbings, acid attacks and stuff there
>>52105 #
>london
Yea I feel like London and Paris are certainly out of the question. Would have big doubts about any capital city though. Maybe the smaller ones are fine though, I've got no idea. It will take another 50 years at least for the whole situation to become untenable(like the racial tensions, or just the general unhappiness among the population rearing its head)if it ever happens, which it might not since I believe we will all get enslaved by corpos first.
>>52106 #
Looks like you're right, london is not that much better than somewhere like SF
I guess it's all the smaller cities in europe that make it seem better on paper but places like london or paris are just as cooked
>>52107 #
Yea, whatever you'd want to do just don't pick a big city. The architecture is nice and all, I'd love to visit most of them still but only in passing.
I feel like the smaller cities still have a chance to be nice to live in for the upcoming years but who knows what will happen. Ofc if you're rich enough you just move to Switzerland and have no care in the world but oh well.
There's also the problem of language and since I assume you're American I would actually look into it, most young people are fine to talk with in most european countries but you really want that english literacy to be high if you're not going to learn a local language.
Believe me, I've spoken english everyday for like a year and not having a conversation partner for your native language at the ready slowly grinds on you.
maybe sstaying up late and doomscrolling tiktok wasnt that bad tonight
found this group and this song is pretty good ngl [YouTube] ???
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/kc6ys5do.mp4
did anyone else see this
ai slop image
ai slop voice
couldnt care less
its just some retard who dumped his folder of favourite toks or what? whats the point of the video
Tokfu just made a tok with a ring on her finger. Its over.
Albion has sunk
why did i suddenly enter the state of being able to absorb information in the middle of the fuckign night
>>52112 #
this video is both incredibly badly made, and completely uninformed to the point where I assume ChatGPT wrote the majority of the script.
Every section begins and ends with a full length tok, needlessly adding to the runtime, we know who these people are, you don't need to put in 30 seconds of toks to bookend that fact.
>Bonbi is said to be "arguably the OG tokfu"
It's not even arguable, without the success of /bbg/, there is no /ttg/, no other tokfu has come close to being posted or discussed as much as bonbi, and never will. Bonbi is without a doubt the original
>Abbles had great makeup and an attitude
Abbles' makeup was nothing special in the early days and by the time he got good at it, nobody posted him anymore, yet more weird comments, this wasn't written by someone that knows why these people were posted.
>Chip's whole section doesn't mention she was a barely dressed child
>Athena's whole section doesn't mention she was a child
So far the only section that seems honestly written is cantthinky's, "oh boy where to begin with the one and only", yeah, this guy didn't start posting until kay was the big thing
>homestuck is considered a niche cosplay
retard, bonbi cosplayed like 15 different homestuck cosplays alone
>crab
>rockruff
it's just modern pedo /ttg/ culture, an inability to even try to edit, nothing new here, AI generated image not even cleaned up in photoshop, AI generated voice that can't pronounce half the /ttg/ related words, probably an AI generated script for how retardedly safe and vague it is.
acid to palette cleanse after that jAWFUL ai sloppa
>>52123 #
>we know who these people are
for how many newfags are on the other site, I assume they dont actually know who those tokkers are
>this guy didn't start posting until kay was the big thing
its most likely bubswigger who made the video with how faggy he always was about AI
truly a midwit
>>52125 #
then just make it a 20 minute long video of posting starfire, chip, kay and emory, don't drag the old school 'fus down with it. Bonbi doesn't deserve the slander of being in that video, her life is hard enough having to eat 4000 calories a day to maintain her body shape.
>>52126 #
>bubswigger
>didn't mention his namesake BUBSzoid aka jawfu
yeah, naurrrrrrrI am joking, I know he's not named after bubbyzoid.
if I had to make a /ttg/ hall of fame listing, it would simply just start and ending with bonbibonkers.
bonbibonkers is the rome of tiktok cosplay, once she fell, we lived in the dark ages, tiny little villages each venerating our own pagan 'fus, without the all powerful monolithic entity uniting us to appreciate bonbibonkers.
just like how roman successors took the same rome and butchered it, for things like the HRE or the Sultanate of Rum, even /ttg/ has bonbi successors that even go so far as stealing her name. Boni? Yeah right buddy, nice try, that's obviously a bonbi rip off. You only changed one letter.
sorry haters and losers bonbi moggs your tokfus (reki)
It's not even close, bonbi is in a completely different weight class to Reki, it's not fair to compare them.
GOD DAMN THEM ALL
I WAS TOLD WE'D CRUISE THE SEAS FOR AMERICAN GOLD
WE'D FIRE NO GUNS,
SHED NO TEARS,
NOW I'M A BROKEN MAN ON A HALIFAX PIER,
THE LAST OF BARRET'S PRIVATEERS
What the hell is all this yapping
I am NOT reading any of that
the 'fu is 19.
whats the nekobookclub book
>forget formula on a test
>rederive it from first principles
I wish i was smart enough to do that
I'm going to take a nekonap, but here's a cute Arie tok for you nekos :)
Just woke up from my Nekonap (different neko to neko above), here's a cute Reki nekotok for you nekos to nekowatch with your nekoeyes.
global warming has gotten too bad, im sweating my nekoballs off just sitting down
anyone else get a headache when they think too hard or is it just me
what do the nekos thing of this tweet.
>>52150 #
we will probably look back on the current era's knowledge of nutrition the same way we look back on geocentric models of the universe
>>52151 #
So true bestie. I'm hoping in 30 years my goyslopmaxxing diet will be proven CORRECT, then I'll laugh at everyone that doubted me.
>Scientists PROVE that McDonalds™ makes you HEALTHIER.
Headline from 2048.
dota is pain, im gonna uninstall
>last guy last picks pudge
>goes safelane
>our sniper goes offlane
>ask them in chat 3 times to swap
>they dont
>pudge just continues to miss hooks and hook creeps
>buys brown boots and tries to rush blink
neko neko doing the nekochen
my tokfu can't even spell AI (she is very silly)
normalise making silly neko posts full of whimsy
normalise being a quirky neko with a heart of fun and joy
readin' about the french revolution
kinda embarrassing how bad the first coalition fumbled...
you're telling me france clutched a 1v10? while having a civil war?
the next 6 coalitions will make up for it I am sure
>>52163 #
Never underestimate the french. This was France in 1180, it was mostly held by England, 50 years later, England is a footnote on the continent. And that's more impressive when you consider that England is the strongest nation in history and has never lost a war.
>>52164 #
>England is the strongest nation
so overrated, only successful against retarded technologically-behind savage people
You always have an extremely witty retort. I'm unable to catch you in a bind and make you look foolish, yet again you've trounced me on nekochen.net, home of the debate club.
Posting my 'fu to show everyone who the neko that was just defeated yet again is.
I associate this audio with acid.
Also does anyone have the same problem of thumbnails stopping generating at some point in explorer? Happened to me second time already, I know I have a bunch of video files and it balloons the size of thumbnail cache to gigabyte sizes but maybe it should still work anyway...
all my tokfus are american, europeans just suck!
You mean latin american right?
NO I MEAN AMERICA (THE OnlY AMERICA THAT MATTERS)
Oh, okay, opinion disregarded.
concession accepted
Game? Guessed.
Band? Dl'ed.
Yep, it's been a productive day.
short nekos, we're all gonna make it. This absolute manlet's ASIAN WIFE is taller than him, and he still bagged himself a cutie.
but will my french tokfu love me? She is either at my height or taller. last she posted she was 5'11.
>>52185 #
Yea, I bet you're the 6'2, 189cm neko and are trying to smear the good name of short kings.
Okay you caught me.
Posting proof that I am the devilneko.
Sweden was a protagonist here
>acid is real, exists and lives within a 2 hour drive of me
crazy to imagine that someone so pretty and good at tiktok actually exists.
at least when your 'fu lives in another country you can just assume she's fake and made by the CIA photoshop AI aliens
>>52191 #
>at least when your 'fu lives in another country you can just assume she's fake and made by the CIA photoshop AI aliens
Have you ever seen her IRL? You can still assume the same if you didn't tbf.
>>52192 #
No, but if she was fake she'd live in a better place than the shithole she lives in, therefore she must be real and wake up in a steaming mood every day.
>>52194 #
I am going to cope and assume her bf is also a short king, so I gain stolen valour by also being a short king
>>52195 #
Oh yea, now that I think about it, aren't you pretty much perfect average height? I know you probably play it up for the laughs but I don't think there's anything to be bothered about there if you aren't.
>>52196 #
I'm 177cm tall. The average height is apparently 178.2cm, which luckily next time I mention my height I'll be 178cm, so just 0.2 below average.
But... it's still over for me.
if the average is 174cm I am actually bang on average height, but I've got a secret weapon, I've been jelqing for 8 years, my dick moggs the average.
The average female height I think is like 5'3, so I'm still taller than most girls, which is what I am not, but if I was I'd be a short neko for sure, but even if I was I wouldn't feel too bad because in the end what matters is personality and I know my personality is a 6/10 on a good day I do have my bad days, which we all do, and mine come common in enough and sometimes when people are talking to me I zone out, especially if it's a long winded story but you know what? That's okay, nobody, except for reki, is perfect.
>>52201 #
Okay you got me with this one. Tbf it's hard to judge my personality from an external perspective but I would say I'm not that bad to be around, most people at least tolerate me even though I am a cheeky cunt whenever I acclimate myself with people actually.
Reminds me of how many masks I wear though, like the only time I'm real and unfiltered is with my long-time friends and maybe here most of the timeI try to keep devilish thoughts out of neko, but that's for the good of us all :)
>>52202 #
I'm happy to say people seem to like me irl too, though I only really communicate irl at board game club, last wednesday I let the mask slip and my true hater persona came out for a while, where I espoused my dislike for a lot of people that go to BGC, and was generally just a complainer neko for like an hour, but that didn't really sour anyone on me, I think they think I was just having a bad day, which I guess in a way I was, usually I'm not so hung up on my annoyances.
>spoiler
that's good, there's only room for one devil neko here.
>>52203 #
>was generally just a complainer neko for like an hour
Everybody complains from time to time, I've yet to meet a person that has no care in the world. It only becomes a problem if you do it all the time.
I just gauge by the reactions of other people how far I can go with being an ass sometimes and tbf I push it sometimes but whenever they push back I ease off, most of the time permanently.
You shouldn't worry about having a complainer day once in a while, I've seen much much worse, I have a guy at my work that has a bad day half of the time he comes in and he was a piece of work to be around, thankfully he got moved to a place where I don't have to interact with him that much. I also think he didn't like that whenever he was having a bad day I would just let him simmer instead of doing a whole song and dance to make him feel better.
>there's only room for one devil neko here
We're all devilnekos from time to time. At least I think so because I certainly am, just in moderation.
THERE IS NOTHING MORE AMERICAN THAN COMPLAINING
to be honest I used to hear happy holidays sometimes when I lived in America and I hated it.
Im with the christian schizos on this.
>another pitbull kills someone in my city
hmmmm
I am permanently a complainerneko and the devil that roams these domains
It cannot be stopped; this is my destiny. I signed this deal at the gates and thus I shall lay in it.
>>52211 #
>I signed this deal at the gates
[YouTube] ???
what is the next nekochen book club book?
we are reading this for nekochen book club
https://lingua.com/portuguese/reading/desenho/
you all better be able to answer the questions correctly. at least 5/6 correct or youre sent to the megu mines
>>52221 #
well you see the demon is naked and reki was naked on her patreon and was covering her boobs the exact same way
yeah Im thinking this weeks nekochen book club was a bit too easy desu
I also got 6/6 but my screen shot button is broken
nekochen language learning club (we learn japanese)
Ironically we all use Japanese words daily. Neko is Japanese for Amigo
brazilians and japanese alike use né in the end of their sentences and in the same way
Mogged the next test as well
Heh, I guess I'm already fluent. Como esta? Muy bien 😎
now if only brazil were alike japan when it came to public safety and high trust
>nobody laughed at my brapzil joke
Pick a neko book club book tomorrow lads
fine. how short should the book be
there was no anime movie today
>one guy says anime is for nerds
>neko no longer wants to watch anime with the nekos
its over desu
wed watch some american anime but they dont produce any
bitch we were supposed to wathc anime today
I NEVER promised a movie today. Find a lost disproving me or I win the neko debate
neko betrayal
more like aniLAME
my only joy in life was watching neko anime on neko mondays, thanks for crushing my dreams
im literally crying right now
gonna go purge my dinner to make me feel better now that neko animonday was cancelled
I'm so sorry I didn't know people liked them so much. Engagement wasn't very high last week.... Next week we'll watch something I double promise.
Posting a Reki to verify the legitimacy of my statement
I had watched that movie recently
the reki movie? I know how it ends.
he has reddit
bad ending
neko anituesdays? yeah I'll be there
a promise is a promise, tuesday neko anime day, we will hold you to it
It'll be next Monday.
neko animovie night starts in 20 hours and 37 minutes?no way
im hyped
>neko movie night
>it's a goon flick
yikes
EVERY anime movie I've streamed has had nudity, in increasing amounts. In 2 months I'll be streaming straight up hentai.
Let's goooooo
my prude levels increase with each breast that is shown in the movies
soon I wont be able to bear it anymore
I can promise the next movie..tomorrow... won't have any nudity
>no nudity
>it has man ass
one of the jokes that league players say that I find the funniest is when they say something like "I always have 5 pedophiles on my team, impossible to win"
This is the movie for AniTuesday
where else are we gonna find pedophiles for league if not neko
>>52288 #
I don't think any underage girls are posted here by regulars. All the main neko fus are adults
Aiko... meu amado...
Gn night nekos, its midnight
my league duobunny just changed their ingame name
....to a male first name
eh acabou
>duobunny
that is so gay
you only say that with hindsight of me telling you its probably a dude
if I said that they changed their ingame name to something like "Elsa" you would read duobunny and go "hnggg Im gonna start playng league"
>his girlfriend turned out to be his boyfriend
wouldnt stop me
I just got TROLLED
in the 21st CENTURY
by none less than... my tokfu
she truly is the most brilliant of them all
Im gonna beat dark souls and the other nier endings ive missed
I know nothing about replicant but I do know that when playing ending A of automata back in 2018 that shit was like freshly picked wild strawberries
yeah I know, thats why Im going to beat the nier endings I have yet to see
Im probably gonna replay ending A as well even if I remember most of it
i swear i beat dark souls 2 like 10 times, i think it had the best replayability
ive only playeed the first few bosses of 2 and 3 because a girl I knew was into dark souls and me being a cocky wanker bet that i could beat them first try
i did beat the tutorial boss of 3 first try, gundyr or what his name is
>>52289 #
>I don't think any underage girls are posted here by regulars.
It might depend on your definition of underage but I'm pretty sure funky is 16 so not of age yet as in not 18.
Unless you downgraded me to an irregular :(Though I have never had a devilish thought about funky, she is my cutefu purefu and I will protect her.
Buy me prada:D
bota o pau na xereca
Just saw a cyute Asian girl. Yellow fever is back on the menu!!!!!
I want a 157cm tall Asian (Korean or Japanese) girlfriend with a big bunda, who enjoys board games, history and baking.
Is that too much to ask for?
just checked the leaderboards and theres only 3 of those in existence and 2 of them are lesbian and the third one lives in kent unfortunately
proof that I will never ever be normal is that I never understood the appeal of sexualizing lesbians or watching lesbian porn
I've been getting into the Cumberbatch verse of films lately.
I watched The Imitation Game, where he plays the gay and autistic Alan Turing, single handily beating the germans and saving the world.
Now I'm watching "Brexit: The Uncivil War" where he plays the autistic Dominic Cummings, single handily winning the brexit referendum, beating the germans and saving the world.
>>52320 #
Lesbians are kinda meh, though what about solo content? Do you dislike that too? Because I actually prefer it (most of the time) over regular intercourse tbf.
>>52324 #
The world is moving more towards solo content, or maybe it already has. Pornography, like a full studio, with cameramen, different actors, a director, scriptwriters, it seems so outdated when girls like Belle Delphine made millions without even showing a nipple. More relevant to /ttg/, norafawn has an onlyfans and as far as I'm aware there's ONE image of her with her nipples visible, she makes a ton of money just not getting naked or doing anything with anyone else.
Why would anyone be a porn star when you can open an onlyfans, do less and get paid more?
Well, I didn't exactly mean I'm into findom but I guess I agree?
I just like content where there's only one female doing stuff with herself and maybe some toys.
I don't know where you got findom from, I didn't mention that, nice for you to share your interests here though neko.
>>52328 #
I suppose it's a matter of opinion, if you can only enjoy it if the girl is fully naked and fucking herself, then yeah a lot of stuff would seem like a waste of money. I'm not subscribing to any onlyfans stuff at all, but I think I understand the appeal of something that nora does more than I understand a naked girl fucking herself with a dildo. Nora dresses up as cute video game characters.
Different strokes for different folks I guess. I know bonbi gets her tits out and she has a dildo video out there, so maybe bonbi does what you want to see?
>>52327 #
From the way you've given 2 examples and both were about people getting almost nothing in return (I guess belle finally got some content out but that was a long time of simping)
>>52327 #
>bonbi
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Also I would give a more thorough explanation but I feel like I've done enough devilish posts for today. I will be saintneko from now on.
I'm sorry neko but personally, I'll be discussing eating dinner after long day of work, gotta eat to get big and strong and mog zurreal (eventually)
>>52331 #
ah yes, i always forget people exist in timezones other than mine own.
enjoy your homemade food neko, you'll mog zurreal in no time
neko uno game starts in 10 minutes
cultarr
I REMEMBER EATING PUSSY ON THE BACK OF THE BUS
I have never eaten pussy.
eating pussy is really fun
probably more fun than sex tbh
anyways anyone else here /autistmaxxing/? if I read a text I can pick out where someone has accidentally written two spaces instead of one instantly and then I cannot focus on anything else
>>52343 #
I have written double spaces by accident on chat with my friends and they are definitely quite, well, let's say special sometimes and I don't think anyone ever noticed. No biggie for me unless someone does it on purpose.
>>52345 #
Im reading old exams Ive written and in the middle of a long ass paragraph I could instantly spot that I had double spaced
Like, even if I read the line I have written above this current one I can instantly just tell that something is off and if I just scan the line for half a second I spot the double space with lightning speed.
Double spaces ⠀dont work on nekochen
The post above actually has triple⠀spaces
gyatt ohio rizzer baby gronk skibidi
I NEED a gf right fucking now raaaaaaah
funny that you made that post after I demanded a gf that doesnt shower
showering is hella overrated ngl
bathing is even more boring
you will never have a stinkymaxxing gf
yeah thats probably disgusting irl
i dont want that
What if she naturally smelled of roses and spice and everything nice?
My body has a weird fruity smell if I dont shower.
women love my peachy-citrus smell.
Citrus? Citric Acid? Acid? Acidroomcos on tiktok.com????
bota o pau na xereca
should i post a tiktok #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
okay neko, here's the tiktok you wanted. if you hate it, blame 8ball.
it's buspilled, which is fitting, we love the bus
what do we think of cultarr
also i respect using twenty one pilots audios in 2024
my pants barely stay on anymore, i had to pull them up so I could run to the bus the other day
I am reading too many books.
neko anime movie night in just under 2 hours. 7pm GMT.
This movie's dialogue is VERY fast. You will need to pay attention and read the subtitles, this is not a 2nd monitor whilst you watch tiktoks kind of film.
>subtitles
its tatami galaxy isnt it.
You will have to get a text to speech software to slowly repeat the dialogue in english.
#8ball (Yes)
#8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
#d2482 (873)
>>52386 #
like half of the bonis ive posted were posted when the @ function was broken so it has no @
I am on a massive generation long lose streak on league I am in no mood for jokes sorry
ttg l4d2 game night starts in 2 hours remember to join the neko steam group
I havent played league of legends since like 2011.
ever since they added being able to level to 30, those passive skills you get every 5 levels, neutral items, removed the secret shop and all the other cancer theyve added to dota ill pass, I cba learning how to play that game
+ playing a character that needs to kite a lot when you have a turn speed is aids
Raspidinha, limpinha
vem pro morro do sapo
wow twitch sure is a good platform to watch people play videos games, huh
a situação na minha alma está cada vez pior
rezar para Deus
deus abandonou me
izzysisters.... its up
looking fatter and transer by the day
rudeneko
she always looked manly. You need to be high test if you're gonna survive the australian wilds
I cant wait to see the reply to that hahahah
ip count went down, he just went back
finally..
crazy how activity spiked when someone wrote something in english... neko is way too popular, lets go back to writing random irrelevant posts in portugese instead
sim
eu vou ensinar-me com livros de língua
eu decido(?) duoling é mal
deciduo
todos a gente é do turdy, amigo
>pegar
to grab, get, catch
>apanhar
to grab, catch, lift
what
so.... hows the weather?
muito quente
come um cachorro quente
eu tenho uma pergunta
fuck how do I formulate this
no brasil, vocês falam cão e cachorro ou somente cachorro?
cachorro quente when talking about hot dogs.
mas o animal, vocês então dizem cão ou esse é somente em portugal?
both, depends on the region. some states will say cão others will say cachorro.
ok, legal
I went on the other site to check whats going on and apparently they advertised their site on 4chans /b/
Surely that was a good idea for them
Why does 4chan/b/ even exist anymore? that place is just bots and spam.
Porn, probably
Isnt that the only board that allows AI slop porn, loli porn and furry porn?
>tells other people to go back there
>literally goes there himself
oh i am jajajaing
Im at that age where warming up is becoming a necessity.
movie in 5 min
Will we see a nipple this time? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
there is no opening, the movie starts with important dialogue within 5 seconds. you MUST pay attention or you will fail the test.
twitch.tv/ [insert twitch username here]
the true nekos already know what channel
LIVE.
movie starts in a minute.
sorry buddy but ohhpinkk is live
>he uses VLC
my god.
this is the story about a young man in love with a young woman in his college dnd club
>You will learn that the humble number but a few
?????
I understand this movie well. Everything is connected.
word of the day: highfalutin
adjective - informal
(especially of speech, writing, or ideas) pompous or pretentious.
"you don't want any highfalutin jargon"
the movie was very very good :)
new apple.krisp tok look FAST
let's use our detective skills on this one my nekkers
>18 months ago
>description is in spanish
>no @ enabled
Me thinks this is the work of the devil who posts boni
new funky delicious pie tok look RAPIDAMENTE
you tricked me but i love this boooooni tok, so actually i won in the end.
she does the nekomiisa ryo germ peace sign thing towards the end
germ mentioned
germ posted
wake up its the first of the month - germ edition
cant believe universal studios took away that audio from tiktok now we will never again have a first of the month germ
occultmage mentioned
occultmage posted
ari has one of the prettiest faces in ttg
>>52444 #
found the title of the movie: "night is short, walk on girl". i actually loved the movie by the end. my melting brain thinks the surreal, disjointed plot worked well bc its about how hectic a romance can feel. and the fate part was about how they still ended up together despite that insane night (i think). that act 3 animation made me shed euphoric tears, my eyes nutted at the beauty, it was basically eye semen dripping down my face
the movie inspired me, tomorrow there's gonna be an event on campus I have to miss due to class, instead i will be skipping class and going to the social event. and at that event i will meet the raven haired maiden of my rose-coloured campus life.
or i'll just end up hanging out with board game club girl more.
that movie inspired to put ice cream on my dick
why are cantthinky posters like this
nora posted about another highfalutin movie "evangelion" while we were watching the stream but now its deleted. you believe me right. its fate she was thinking about anime, just like in the main plot line
>>52465 #
its because she was wearing this fit
she keeps deleting pics/vids in this fit
She's not even real, why bother?
Why bother?
It's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me
This happened to me twice before
It won't happen to me anymore
I've known a lotta girls before
What's the harm in knowing one more?
Maybe we could even get together
Maybe you could break my heart next summer
You say 'like' too much
But I'm shaking at your touch
I like you way too much
My baby, I think I'm falling for you
I'd do bout anything to get the hell out alive
Or maybe I would rather settle down with you
My ex says she gave me the best years of her life
I saw a recent picture of her, I guess she was right
I wake up, assessin' the damages
Checkin' MediaTakeOut
Pictures of me drunk walkin' out with a bitch
But it's blurry enough to get the fake out
I wake up, all veggies no eggs
I hit the gym, all chest no legs
Yep, then I made myself a smoothie
Yeah, then me and wifey make a movie
thats one of his best songs tbh
from his best album
yeah i said it
and i still drove thirty hoursssss
kanye not a fan
nekochen is a kanye board
what's the deal with evangelion?
why are so many people mentioning it lately?
>>52480 #
yeah, i know that's what she was referring to, i was hoping to bait someone who was unaware and have them think she's referring to making a [what the film PERFECT BLUE was about]
>>52482 #
She wouldn't make an onlyfans anyway, she earns stupid money just from kofi, I've been looking at her page and in the last 2 weeks she's made at least 800 euros. That's definitely enough to live on in hungary right? I imagine hungary's cost of living is pretty low.
>>52483 #
One genius thing she does is that this goal isn't real, I have seen it hit 150% funded twice this month, she just resets it to 0.
Is there an Arlecchino genshin cosplay for her birthday? We may never know.
I imagine she resets it because people are more likely to subscribe or send her money if they think they're funding a goal, and less likely to do so if the goal is over 100%
she is sending subliminal messages in her tiktoks telling me that she wants me fr
classiest british woman slagging around
Ellie cosplays? Yeah theyre neat
omg cute boni D: :OOOO :3 "><
It was the perfect bait. Thanks to my extensive knowledge on you neko I knew you would not be able to not click it. I am the devilneko and I've broken my angelneko promise but it's alright
life without latam tokkers
"-.-
life with latam tokkers
!!! :3
>>52493 #
>"-.-
This is me when funky doesn't upload
>:OOOO
This is me when I saw this story (I think it was a story, I dunno really).
New funky toks soon :3
>>52496 #
Yea, but I was actually scraping insta recently but I might've somehow missed it.
Also I've actually restarted my pc finally and icaros is loading hevc thumbnails. What a feature... Maybe this time shit will not break too.
it has that instagram embedded song look to it
like this
>>52497 #
>finally loading thumbnails
I had that problem for a while like 2 years back, just disappeared and gave me black thumbnails for a while
dunno how it fixed itself but it did eventually
nowadays I get an issue where the little icon showing that mpv is my default video software disappears and gives me a black square icon instead and that persists for a few days, happens like once every 3 months or so
>>52499 #
Tbf I dunno what the problem was but the cache was kept on my system drive and Icaros let me change it so at least I won't balloon appdata with it as it is customary with every single program on windows.
I've already blasted my cache once because windows refused to generate new thumbnails (even after restarting) but I thought it was a one time issue.
Black squares might be connected to first frames being black but then windows seemed to naturally generate decent-ish thumbnails out of the box for me so I'm not 100% sure.
Hello 👋
>>52503 #
I'm absolutely dreadful, nothing is going right but I'm doing pretty alright tbh
how about you neko
New shrivix, we are not beating the allegations with this one
got time do i listen to anons song list #8ball (No)
noemie so cute for putting this together for soogsx's birthday (i think her name is bailey?)
god she really is flawless (like her butt hole) but i like imperfect broken people
You ever close your eyes and brainstorm all the ways you could die to an accident
I envision those with my eyes open as if they are currently taking place
At one of my previous jobs I kept thinking that my coworkers would sneak up behind me with cardboard utility knives and stab me
>>52512 #
That’s a creative one
Mine is usually just a school shooting or being pushed in front of a vehicle by a homeless person
>>52513 #
Are school shootings common near you? They arent here so I tend to be more realistic in my delusions
what's life like in Iceland? they have like 400k people living there. small place with a very small population.
Probably incredibly nice
nekochin village in iceland, we can live in log cabins and fish and hunt deer and stuff
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
I spoke to a cosplayer at the UNI event today, we did it bros
I spoke to a cosplayer at the United Nations today.
>>52521 #
it was a dude btw, there were plenty of cute cosplayer girls but it's impossible to pick up chicks when the announcer is screaming on the mic about smash brothers
>>52524 #
I was going to congratulate you neko but now I'm sad it wasn't a girl so it wasn't as big of a win as I thought...
On the other hand I've got a girl rizzing me up at work, but I'm not exactly into her and I feel like it would be very rude to reciprocate without any long (or short even) term plan.
>I spoke to a dude today, we did it bros
kinda gay
it was an enby
It was a masc amab. I almost approached a cyute fyodor
naaaahhhh nigga you say
you gay
I love women
And I love college
I love drinking
and football?
Man I love college (hey) and I love drinking (hey)
I love women (hey) man I love college
I really should've rolled the dice and tried to rizz up a cosplay girl
What's up neko
#8ball (Yes)
yeah what IS up, neko
like, why have we all as a society decided that up is the opposite of the gravitational force?
up and down is just a spook
im getting back on the dating app grind, no more single and lonely, i will get a gf or bf soon
just got a hot 10/10 gf using Tinder Plus Premium™. For only $39.99 a week, you too can match with absolutely beautiful single women in your area.
Use code: Neko for 2% off a 1 year subscription.
>>52542 #
>im getting back on the dating app grind
you typod I think you meant to say "im getting back on the dating app Grindr"
and the 2024 nekochen award for cutest OOC tok goes to...
Just uninstalled the dating app, it's nothing but stacies
Sometimes I'm scrolling on youtube shorts and it'll just show you something with 2 likes, 0 comments and unrelated to any of your interests. Do you think they randomly throw in videos like this, or these videos have paid to be shown?
>>52547 #
you gotta use it for a week or so until the app settles your mmr into where you belong
gotta give the hot girls a chance to swipe left on you so the app realizes youre not all that
>>52549 #
realistically, 6/10 girls that like anime, cosplay and d&d don't use bumble.
i need to figure out what they use so i can meet them.
THAT'S RIGHT I'M TWICE MORE CORRECT THAN YOU
ok maybe they dont but thats only cus they knew you were on the app and they were trying to avoid u
i'll have you know i matched with a swedish cam whore cat fish account once.
you matched with a serbian man
at least i match with serbian men. you wouldn't be able to get those matches.
I guess I cant deny that, youre right
deny THIS
9/10 in london
i dont live in london, that'd only be a 7/10 in my area
dang competition is rough in E-Sex
>>52564 #
so many places in england have the word sex in them
essex
sussex
wessex
middlesex
and yet im having none of it. wts???
im gonna think hard about that question and give you an actual answer to it
first line of thought is going to be to try to conceptualise what makes something suspicious, what emotions and connotations that word brings and then see if I can apply that to any sexual activity
pissing whilst inside. thats my answer
near the end of day 4 of nofap
swede anon has inspired me. I will learn a new language but I have to decide whether it will be french, italian, or chinese.
HE STOLE MY JOKE
another devilish ruse
hey devil neko, this is what i think of your posts.
what a cutie wowza
BYESSS
hmm I wonder who could be beneath that spoiler
I am really interested in knowing the answer but I dare not, lest I come across a potentially schocking image
don't look beneath this spoiler neko, what you see might be very disturbing.
OH
BABY
I KNOW YOU WANT TO LOVE ME SO BAD
BUT YOU CANT CUS IM.... (problematic)...
WOOO
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE HE SAID SHE SAID BULLSHIT
pits
womb tattoo
this is zureeal's mental disorder test.
still think she's "uwu so cute" now?yes
>histrionic
>borderline
>hypomaniac
yeah Id avoid that one.
https://www.idrlabs.com/personality-style/test.php
do this
post results
post results
just ctrl f the link
oh that was when i was alseep so i missed it :D
>he doesnt read every single post ever made on neko
Real nekos, how many of us?
How many of us, how many lurkers? Real nekos
It's not many of us, we post at each other
But how many readers? Trust issues
Switch up the tokfu, I can't be bothered
I cannot blame you for skipping a missed (You)
I ain't got no issues, I'm just doin' my thing
Hope you're doin' your thing too
I'm a deatbeat neko, I hate posting my tokfu
Fuck the thread up, by drinkin' at the computer
Reposting toks, now the vibe is ruined
In the thread for a day, what the fuck we doin'?
Who your real nekos? We all post at the bottom
I'm always flamin' you, but what's sad, you're not the problem
Damn I forgot to post her, shit I thought it was Thursday
Why you wait a week when you can post her in the first place?
I had a neko that leaked a reki that I was fucking bitches on,
Paid that nigga two hundred-fifty thousand just to get it from him
yeah.
>he doesnt see himself as superior to other people
lol. and thats why I'll always be better than you
>>52601 #
When I was a teenager I definitely thought I was better than those around me, as I've gotten older I've realised I'm just kinda normal, nothing special and having an inflated ego isn't good for me, nor earned.
>>52602 #
my sense of superiority is most likely due to me not wanting to accept the fact that other people focus on completely different things than me and that my hightened sense of paranoia naturally makes me care way too much about small details and whats going on around me which naturally leads me to be more aware of minute things and notice patterns
she's literally hardstuck ascendant, closer to diamond than immortal. isn't it illegal to LIE in an advertisement? someone call the better business bureau
she DID hit immortal this act
I think you almost had something there
the syllables didnt line up well enough and I hate when they dont
time to open up the editor and work on my eddit
This following lyrical parody is not endorsed by the Nekochen Lyrical Association, nor does it reflect the opinions of any of its members.That's a pretty big trunk on your new tokfu there, ain't itBig enough to take these naughty thoughts and put her in itNow I'm lounging round the thread, junk bleedingAnd everytime the nekos post her vids, they don't ever see itThey never see it (wow)But she's got her bunny suit onBouncing around like she's ready for a movie roleFive more pumps till my juice runs out
[YouTube] ???
I fucked the third line up
I'M ABOUT TO GOON TO A BONBI
I'MA TRY TO GOON TO SOMETHIN'.. BIGGER THAN ME
LOOK AT HER BOOBS
AND GOON GOOD, AND GOON GOOD
SHE'S EATING SOME FOOD
AND GOOD GOOD, AND GOON GOOD (good)
in one line it's already gold.
yeah thats where it falls off, the 2nd post was the funniest imo but cant continue it after
>I'MA TRY TO GOON TO SOMETHIN'.. BIGGER THAN ME
crazy that the anime friends con was over half a year ago
still laughing at the swim good parody, the bonbi idea didnt show up until after the first post
>tokker has a stroke (and not in a good way)
send your prayers
my lowest was 14% in two categories, aside from that I was disordermaxxing
yeah Im not gonna make the joke because her health is in danger
>>52628 #
very respectful of you neko.
I'll be sure to update you when she's doing better so you can continue to make jokes
I sweat just from walking up the stairs buddy
ok ill rephrase
goodnight nekochen
goodnight sweet prince.
>>52589 #
Took me long enough. It would be nice to have a neutral stance towards some of those but most of them were easy to choose tbh.
>>52624 #
>>52627 #
Uh oh, I hope she gets better. I might not be the biggest shrivix fan on nekochen home of the nekos but I still like her stuff :)
>>52635 #
yeah for me there were too many questions where one part of the statement was a strong agree but the 2nd part was a hard disagree
I cant remember the exact question but something like
>I have an easy time socializing with people and I like being the center of attention
I feel as if the site is a little lacking given that it gives you multiple-clause statements and only an agree and a disagree button
i like when nora does whatever this is
>WSJ: Elon Musk’s Neuralink introduced the first patient to receive its brain-computer implant, a 29-year-old diving-accident victim who showed during a livestream that he can now move a computer cursor using the device.
neko neko doing the nekochen
I've had a strong craving for bread and sandwiches lately
Update: I bought two fresh loaves of bread and a bunch of sandwich meat, cheese and other fun things
thick, dark and course bread, meat and cheese
I can feel my ancestral VRIL RAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>52646 #
Yeah but what about the rest of the loaf? What are you going to do with it after you finish making your sandwich?
Oh no, I've just noticed, it's the dreaded lettuce sandwich. Run for your lives...
Not feasible? Hmm.. perchance not... but feastable? Methinks this is an option
See the attached images in this two-part series for a visual guide on how this task will be performed
ohhpinkk is streaming to 8 viewers so I went to check her stream out
She has stopped using crosshairs completely. She is going in blind.
>>52655 #
>She is going in blind.
in hindsight this part is a little funny cus I asked why she has no crosshair now and she said that her bad eye has gotten even worse and thats why she cant use crosshairs anymore, it just blurs the screen out too much cus shes focusing on it
so she is literally going in blind
This Is Nekochen News. Our correspondent is on the ground bringing you the latest on the developing "sandwich neko" story.
Let's see what's the latest update on the situation...
Going to eat a cenoura grande
low quality but ahri doing pokedance omg #ahri#leagueoflegends#cosplay
another day of wake up, check the same 4 websites on repeat all day and hope for something to happen
you wanna watch a movie?
>>52661 #
sure, is there a movie you're gonna stream or do you want me to put something random on that i've got saved
>>52664 #
what kind of stuff are you in the mood for? some moody artsy movie from the orient or something more light and digestable?
actually Ive got this really strange really weird 'flick that I'm sure will work the mind
oh right how did that needle felting kit you bought on the isle of GAY work out for you, did you finish the little felted animal?
that is what i am making now, its been in a box under my bed since january skull emoji tired emoji depressed emoji want to drop out of my degree but i only have 4 weeks of lectures left so at this point i might as well stick it out emoji
yeah only 4 weeks might as well just do them
if you drop out youll end up needing to redo another degree if u wanna swap anyways so then you can do the brag that you are double master'd
i've basically been wanting to drop out since januayr, ive almost finished semester 2, at this point ive already finished mentally so it's over
do you still have your masters essay thing to do or does your course not have one of those?
I have 3 assignments and my dissertation due, dissertation is due in september, and i've not even sent my supervisor the ethics forms and stuff, we had a meeting january 22nd and I said "yeah I'll finish these off and send them by next week"
it is 2 months later and I've not even opened them.
it's whatever, I'll just spend my third semester doing the dissertation, as is sorta expected
wouldnt be the first nor the last person to send something in late so who cares
yeah i was a little worried when i was like a week late, but after that I kinda just though, literally why would she care? shes got her own research, half a dozen other students, lectures, a life, she isnt gonna be worried about the guy she's met with TWICE over microsoft teams not sending in an ethics form.
my personal tutor asked me why my attendance this semester was like 35%, i just said, yeah, mental health issues, and he dropped it, truly i've cracked the code, just say im depressed and they will not bother me.
granted, it's partly true, so im not actually a devil neko.
anyway, gotta felt this meerneko (meetcat in english)
>meetcat
simple spelling error. its over for you
how will you ever recover
n🅰uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I might've been retarded and twisted my ankle at work which is very very unfortunate because 1. I didn't think of it much and didn't report it 2. It's physical work and I will not be able to do anything to go there for now
Also I won't make it to small movie night since I'll go to doctor
>>52678 #
>1. I didn't think of it much and didn't report it
This part is really unfortunate given how sick leave and that stuff works
Hope you recover well neko
>>52679 #
It's pretty funny. It happened like maybe 2 hrs before the end of my shift. I've walked quite well towards home. I've managed to bolt up the steps to my apartment. Then I sat down. Wanted to eat some dinner and it hit me.
Literally over the course of 30 minutes I went from being able to walk normally to not being able to walk at all on one leg
>happened 2 hours before end of shift, walked well home, bolted up the steps to apt.
Hopefully isnt a twisted ankle, sounds like a minor sprain or something like a really weird cramp / pinched nerve but who knows, we'll have to wait and see
Sorry for being all about me though
>>52671 #
I do not think you should drop out neko. Like maybe switch masters or something at worst. I guess maybe that's unfeasible but I dunno, think about taking a semester off or something to get some work experience? From personal experience dropping out was the worst decision of my life like frfrfr
>>52683 #
Even with you saying that you think sharing this little caveat about your ankle being making everything about you I wouldnt say I agree with it
we all do a little blogposting from time to time
holy filename
Border (2018) some weird swedish movie I know nothing about
Run time: like 1h40min ish
starts whenever my tea finishes brewing which is like maximum 4 min from now
twitch.tv/frenchrotation
>>52686 #
dont worry about it neko, we all share the thread
>>52684 #
I rather meant you've had a convo going and I kinda barged in and said "LOOK I SPRAINED ANKLE LMAO", while funny I do not think it's in any way more important than studies tbf
Forward Unto Dawn (2012)
run time: dunno
starts: in 288 hours
I think the dialogue is in swedish but there are subs
This has taken 30 minutes btw
why is your neko bakcwards what the spruce
lets see whats trending in brazilian twitter
do NOT image search "BUCETUDA" on your preferred search engine
her looksmatch is hiding in the notre dame church
do not search "bonbibonkers onlyfans leaks 2024"
I found out a few nights ago that there are foxes near me when they were digging through my trash at like 3am. I didnt know Brazil had foxes.
I have looked up bucetuda with safe search off on duckduckgo. It was an experience nekos
if you join now you havent missed anything that big, just that the MC has some weird ability to smell peoples fear, regret, guilt etc and she could smell a guy and know he had CP on his phone
they arrested a neko
kayposter.... he will be missed
>neko is playing a film about cavemen having sex
average swedish couple
>tfw born without a tail
its so fucking over for me
im sure there is a deep message to the film
I have started writing my debut novel
I will be the first to buy it.
can I buy a signed copy? also pls include a printed out picture of your tokfu in it
>>52717 #
>signed copy
reminds me of when bonbi was shilling the AI generated novel that "she was in" and one of the payment options was for a signed copy from bonbi.
one of my tokkers also does signed prints, if you subscribe to their patreon for 3 months in a row.
smartest idea of bonbis
that was certainly a movie
yeah Id rather watch capeshit and slop than whatever that was
I dont want to see a single mention of "You cannot suffer in Sweden" here on nekochen EVER AGAIN
you CAN suffer in sweden.
Swedish women are BEAUTIFUL is what I learned
I just looked at the credits again and I saw 3 people accredited for "Fox- and deer-responsible"
*creates the worst movie in your path*
pretty good documentary thoughbeit
a little too nose on the muslim thing but pretty realistic to how life is here
and somehow, despite how bad swedish women look, british women are still worse
yeah Im shocked how thats reality
alright, time to make a coffee and then i'll load up the next film
so we've seen Banshees of Inishering which encapsulates the british life
Border which encapsulates the swedish life
Idiocracy which shows the inner workings of the average american city
now we just need one for brazil and poland
https://www.twitch.tv/chazprinceton
https://www.twitch.tv/chazprinceton
https://www.twitch.tv/chazprinceton
streaming a secret movie, i guess i'll start in like 3 minutes
even though there's 0 viewers im starting anyway
ITS NEKO... NEKO CHEN
wait they made a halo movie
she looks cute form above
>he isnt even watching his own movie
there are TWO of t hem?
I went from not caring about the halo universe to actively disliking it by the end
I will say one more complaint and that is that not knowing anything about the halo universe really made that movie incredibly hard to feel for
Its on par with the warcraft movie on the level of lore you need to know to understand whats going on more than just the immediate thing on your screen
It was perfect movie, flawless, we should watch it every week from now on.
Biggest halo lore nerd on neko here.
I love that film and watch it once a year
I love Nier so much
(note: automata)
>>52758 #
From what I know about judge dredd's lore. The comics are too goofy for me to enjoy. The film is grounded in reality and full of real world problems
>>52759 #
>he doesn't feel like fatties are grounded in reality and a real world problem
Neko. I don't even know what to say.
Dredd? Now thats a movie that was actually kind of decent
Halo had cuter girls
>>52765 #
>She's a mutie and probably infertile
And that's a problem why? You're making my waifu seem perfect rn neko...
but she isnt mute
devilchadneko... I'm onto your sexhaver antics...
I am glad to announce to you my fellow Nekos that I will be launching my twitch streaming career and I would like (You)r help!
I will be going live in 10 minutes and on my debut stream I will be playing a few games of Valorant followed by Crusader Kings III, make sure to stop by and say high!
twitch.tv/chazprinceton
Live soon!
If mewing was so revolutionary
Why havent they invented mewing two?
>he doesn't know about mewing two
I am sorry neko... Maybe someday you will possess such deep knowledge that will change your life forever.
Live now! Come join come join! Only wins today!
Bored today or something? Why else would you be very poorly trolling
Well, I went to the stream just to check. I am sad now because he trolled me...
Anyway I think it's time to sleep nekos, goodnight :)
I hope you have a nice night (of restful sleep) Boniposta :3
Dragula.... handsome powerful
No they have I'm just being dumb
Tomorrow I'll do #d100 (18)
went night running fellow bonbi lovers
gonna watch actually good movie called "poor things" tomorrow, not only because i love nora fawn but because i like emma stone
gog-games is going private. too lazy to store all those pirated games.
theyll be reupped elsewhere dont worry
Feeling as if my life is so dull and uneventful I might start watching as many movies as I can just to fill it with some second-hand adventure
is nekochen the new home for /ttg/? endchan's /ttg/ is not active for now. where are we going?
I actually like the tattoo
>>52798 #
i read online that stockholm syndrome isn't a real thing and that the real story is the stockholm police completely bungled a hostage scenario, and afterwards the hostage (a woman) had some bad comments for the police, and they coped and said she had gone insane and fallen inlove with her captor, hence the birth of stockholm syndrome, a condition that doesn't exist
wow... this is so smart...
soon farmers will mine crypto instead of plants... i love crypto and nfts so much....
>>52799 #
>stockholm police completely bungled a hostage scenario, and afterwards the hostage (a woman) had some bad comments for the police
translated from swedish
>A famous phenomenon from the Norrmalmtorg's drama is the Stockholm syndrome, which can be likened to a psychological phenomenon where a person in a threat situation, such as a hostage drama, starts sympathising with the perp. and defending their actions. The Norrmalmtorg's drama contained several events which hint towards the notion that some form of confidence between the robbers and the hostages were formed. Here are some examples:
>Kristin Enmark (hostage) took up defense of Janne Olsson (robber) when she was speaking on the phone with Olof Palme (prime minister). She meant that it was the polise that had started shooting and that Olsson only tried to defend himself.
>The mood during the telephone call occasionally became irritated when Enmark, who was speaking on behalf of the hostages, insisted that the robbers and the hostages were to be allowed out of the bank premises, without being hindered by police, and drive away in the escape car that had been presented. Olof Palme however refused to agree to such propositions as he deemed the situation could escalate to something even worse if they were to "release such people on the roads". Kristin Enmark did not agree with this and rather saw it the best to lighten up the situation would be if the polise would have bowed down to the robbers' demands.
>During another phone call, which was broadcasted live to radio, Kristin Enmark further developed her reasoning and claimed that she "...was not the least afraid, not for Clark nor the other... what I am afraid of is that the police will storm in here in the bank vault and start shooting and what have you... because then you understand that in such a situation none of us is leaving here alive, we will all just die together..."
cont.
>At the end of the drama the police demanded that the hostages were to be released out of the vault first, and Olsson and Olofsson (another robber) last. The robbers however refused to agree to this as they feared that the police would abuse or shoot them as soon as the hostages, who were the only ones that could pay witness to such an event, were out of line of sight and hearing. The hostages also seemed here to sympathise with the robbers and refused to come out of the bank vault before Janne Olsson and Clark Olofsson had exited.
>>52804 #
She was very obviously not doing this out of fear for her own safety, she genuinely started believing that the cops were the bad ones
>>52802 #
Is this even illogical? Enmark (a hostage), wants the robber's to get what they want and get away from her without bullets being fired. Her concerns are for her own safety and she doesn't really care about the bank being robbed.
Its funny how Olsson has like 200 words of fluff on his wikipedia page, most of it talking about his relation to Clark Olofsson whilst Olofsson is a notorious criminal, if not one of the most famous criminals in swedish history
I remember there being a really good video about the Norrmalmtorgs drama but I cant find it anymore
found this picture of them exiting the bank together, yeah, i can understand why she starting defending him now, look at him. I'm not gay but....
>open a /wsg/ tiktok thread
>one of the first posts is a luna tiktok
>everyone is calling her a boy
I sometimes wonder if she's aware that her videos are posted to 4chan and most of the interactions are people stating she is definitely a biological male
>His country doesnt have action filled robberies that sound like something out of a movie
I shiggy...
Can you believe how fucking badass the story of 7 men in a bomb-strapped helicopter landing ontop of a bank despository and then blowing their way in to the vault before flying away again only to be confronted by a jet fighter plane that was told to be on standby because of the robbery being of police jurisdiction and not military jurisdiction?
so kino...
I think the closest I can think of in the UK was when terrorists took the Iranian embassy hostage in the 90s, but those were political terrorists, not robbers, and it wasnt halfway as cool as a helicopter bombing.
I watched it on TV with my dad
what do sandwiches do in game?
>>52817 #
It gradually replenishes up to 300 health over a four second duration with no overheal and forces me into third-person view
hows the looksmaxxing simulator tycoon going? have you won yet?
new sleepyreki, what do we think?
sloppy lipsyncing
>>52824 #
her phone lags, she needs to buy a new phone
heres a link to help out if you want to :)
https://ko-fi.com/sleepyreki
>he just kofi'd her £100
based neko
Zureeal is making an axe that's bigger than a fridge.
remember those small gunpowder kids toy guns from the late 90s early 2000s?
the one that went BANG and then u had to put another ser of caps in
kino
TRIGGER WARNING TRIGGER WARTNING - USER DISCRETION IS ADVISED - PARENTAL GUIDANCE REQURIED - PEGI FIFTEEN
light cone
I am the cosmic hand
>strong attraction
>The Sun
so me, thats so me
>>52835 #
yeah I was about to typeit out but thx saved me some time
this site was made for women given how many cat questions there are
im the rarest type
im so fucking quirky :3
Im black
God with a capital G, if I may
>mogs you in your path
wwyd?
*mogs you*
*grooves in your thread*
silly how every neko has been different to each other
nekochen is so diverse and not an echochamber
I miss this era of tiktok audios.
>wears an item called a "neko swimsuit"
what does nekochen's nekos think of the neko swimsuit.
fat
>>52853 #
because at those moments shes sucking her stomach in, you can t ell by the fact that its being pulled upwards just like how an abdominal vacuum pose pulls your stomach upwards
in the black dress you can see how her gunt literally sticks out
plus the most telling is where her thighs and calves meet tissue wise (not the knee)
she is not lean, therefore she is fat
anyway, the neko swimsuit, need it or keep it?
not a fan but Im a prude so ymmv
>your [something] may vary
whats the first m?
its a common abbreviation
if you dont want to google it but want a hint, think about cars
mileage?
yeah i've heard that before, wouldnt say it's common but ive heard it
its more common than wdyp thats for sure
wdyp? im glad you asked, i have an image macro ready
the official nekochen swimsuit should have hello kitty on it.
the nekochen swimsuit in question:
>his tokfu shows ankle
astaghfirullah
I swear no other food satisfies the soul like a good hamburger
milkburger
I wish
two favourites
Which one are (You)?
#d4 (3)
oops #d4 (2)
>The Princess of Wales says she is in the early stages of treatment after cancer was found in tests.
bongbros
putin just NUKED denMARK
CHECK NEWS
>guys cat keeps meowing loudly in the discord call
i HATE nekos (neko is japanese for cat)
whats that catborne brain virus that people contract called
maybe he has that
toxiplasmosis...
toxiplasmosisters... our response?
hilarious how catniggers need a virus to love their cats, but us dog chads just appreciate the best animal
what about horse owners
nobody on neko likes horses, we are an anti-horse board
I like a bit of horsing around
im hung like a horse if that counts
proof? pic if possible but video of you shlanging that thang around preferred
years of collecting big dick masturbation videos are finally gonna pay off, i can just upload one and claim its me.
-- the devil neko --
most beautiful english rose.... and kirby
>>52880 #
PSYCHOS on the internet have been tweeting that she's dead, that william is divorcing her, and all that shit for weeks.
I cannot imagine being apart of the royal family, the amount of parasocial weirdos that are obsessed with them is crazy. There's entire subsections of social media containing middle aged women that just schizopost about the royals every single day.
>two more weeks until king charles steps down and william becomes king
TRUST. THE. PLAN.
gonna play morrowind :D
>>reply to a pic of remy
PSYCHOS on the internet have been posting that she's dead, that she's never coming back, and all that shit for months
I cannot imagine being a cosplayer on tiktok, the amount of parasocial weirdos that are obsessed with them is crazy. There's entire subsections of imageboards containing middle aged men that just schizopost about tokfus every single day.
>two more weeks until remy comes back and posts
TRUST. THE. PLAN.
who is your favourite yokfu?
why have no cute cosplayer yokfu cosplayed a wakfu character yet?
this french cartoon is sovl (I have never seen it)
>thank you for your application but we've chosen to not move forward with it
fuck this, next job i apply to i am straight up LYING
Beat them until they give you a job.
I should probably just book an appointment with the university's employability helpers, I have literally never gotten a call back on any job I've applied to outside of the university, so obviously I'm doing something wrong
yo mfin biden on the beat holla at me
we some hood niggas in the white house
big ups to clinton for feeling his intern up her white blouse
backshots at the oval office
i want a neuralink implant
>>52917 #
Uhhh, my bad I'm kind of drunk, I was supposed to respond to acid tok >>52895 #
And also I was going to ask You >>52917 # Are you playing openmw?
>>52919 #
You should play on openmw, it's much much better than vanilla morrowind in practically all aspects except for maybe purist "sticking to the vision" as close as possible.
If you haven't played before I would only install maybe a couple of qol mods at best, after that you can go in with overhaul mods.
I think I should do a Tamriel Rebuild playthrough sometime, that should be fun, they're a long way along at this point.
>>52920 #
im a big fan of tamriel rebuilt :D
i've seen every warlockry tamriel rebuilt video, TWICE...
my latest character was an imperial wizard/thief, with my big finale being me commiting the ultimate heist, robbing the hlaalu and redoran vaults in vivec.
custom ring enchantment to open any door
custom ring enchantment to paralyse someone on touch.
cache of invisibility potions to dodge guards.
I got into the redoran vault, and locked it behind me with a scroll without killing anyone, it was poggers af
>>52922 #
>i've seen every warlockry tamriel rebuilt video, TWICE...
>the ultimate heist, robbing the hlaalu and redoran vaults in vivec
Absolutely based.
I love how Morrowind makes for great storytelling medium even though I don't have that much imagination to supplement the game most of the time.
I still like so much to listen to other peoples stories about it, it's always cool because it shows me how much I've missed even though I didn't exactly rush myself along the main quest or anything.
>>52925 #
the problem i have with morrowind is just when you get too rich in assets actually getting money out of them is too hard.
very boohoo problem i know, but outside of the mudcrab merchant or creeper, actually selling the loot from both vault heists was ineffective, merchants just dont have the cash for it.
I made good money robbing alchemists and selling them to the alchemist in balmora who has 3k. My first big heist was in the Hlaalu Canton, the alchemist there just had master tier equipment lying around. i walked in, openly grabbed everything as they shouted at me and stabbed me with a dagger, then I teleported away back to balmora where I had my mark set next to the bounty guy, I paid off my bounty, sold the alchemy gear, kept a set of master tier items and was happy.
eventually I just brazenly robbed grandmaster tier alchemy stuff from alchemists, I was rich enough to pay off half the bounty, and the god tier potions was worth it.
my next character wont steal anything, it's too easy to be powerful when you've got 200k septims.
>>52926 #
Well, last time I've played was in multiplayer so the merchants reset every time you opened them. I don't remember if it's the same in singleplayer for openmw but it might be.
>my next character wont steal anything, it's too easy to be powerful when you've got 200k septims.
Surely, mr goody two shoes... We'll see about that >:)
hello i wish to fornicate
>>52928 #
I would post a random fornication target but that would sour the taste. Just imagine I posted a 1/10 woman because you didn't specify whom with.
cant say "i love reki" without causing controversy here on rekichen.net
I WAS KIDDING OK
banter its called i thought brits were supposed to know it
I love reki and my bank statements prove it (I am in severe debt but she has a few more cosplays)
oh yea watched "poor things" today, so heres a review
the visuals are stunning, its a mix of frankenstein and bioshock infinite; you could replace subway surfers gameplay with random scenes - and it would hold your attention just the same. emma stone does a great job, dare i say she was MEANT to be mentally retarded (and naked, shes very naked in this movie)
its a "girl finding herself" movie, except more surreal and imaginative than a trip through india. the "poor things" are the men she touches (i think), they all suffer bc of her. the character growth comes from the different types of love she experiences
all of it is a very memorable experience. people might accuse of it being "style over substance" movie, but to me style IS substance. its a 10/10 (just like reki)
gonna watch BAND OF BROTHERS
I fear I am completely and utterly hardstuck in league after having deranked the equivalent of 3 generations of blood sweat and tears
anyone playing dragons dogma 2, is it good? i remember liking the first game at the beginning but tbh it got boring fast, never completed it
my current morrowind character's gimmick is he really really likes khajiit girls, so he plans to do every quest given by a khajiiti female
>>52897 #
>gonna play morrowind :D
you made me open up my last save, heres my breton nora at balmora (i was doing a rebirth mod playthrough)
balmora? more like... bald nora... (dune cosplay tok)
breton is the best race, they are so cute and tiny
>>52949 #
smooth
im gonna steal this one and post it in the comments of her toks and she will fall in love with me
she will see my messages and fall in emergency love with me because I have a really noticeable profile pic that stands out (Its me in a tux where I look dapper)
gonna become one of those people that watches ben shapiro, tate and steve crowder "Change my mind" stuff on youtube all day
>>52941 #
I think I like the choreography a lot, I'm just still on the fence with this cos but oh well.
Not every single pip cos can be cute or tummy showing one (it's a shyness issue I think maybe?)
>>52956 #
I personally think the movement is a bit too forced, like in the "said he likes crazy girls" shes going side to side at full speed
imo I like the cos, reminds me of kokichi aka best cos
>>52957 #
der catguyen... women love cats I cannot compete
new kay
no kay fans on rekichen
random twitch message
thoughts? opinions?
kay made two good toks about 9 months ago, that I cannot deny
>>52958 #
>like in the "said he likes crazy girls" shes going side to side at full speed
I dunno, it doesn't feel unnatural to me but then I'm not exactly a good predictor for natural movement when because of me being a "gymrat" I can do much more than a regular person probably ever could.
It's pretty quick but I imagine not that hard if you're into dancing like pip is.
her honkers reminded me i need to watch frieren today and invincible
so cute
skeletorfu
sleeptightnekochendotnethomeoftheneko
i hold the keys to the tok kingdom, and i wont open the door for any of you.
you say that
yet I have already found paradise
i have the secret sauce, the forbidden fruit, the shit eve ate that got us kicked out of the garden of eden
and still I am content with living in the garden of eden for I have already found perfection
oh yeah buddy? well, here's just a teaser of what i have seentiktok.com/@bubble_juice
I have THE secret reki yoks. You will never see them. Hahahaha
yeah thats fine by me tbh no complaints here
I love reki toks. I wake up and life is empty until reki posts
so now that the dust has settled
what was the halo movie about
turns out nobody understood the movie
its over, nekochen is no longer inhabited by movieunderstanders...
marry #d2 (1)
kill #d2 (2)
>>52987 #
the halo movie actually didn't have a point, there was no message, it is souless advertisement slop. yet it was still entertaining, fun and a great exploration of the setting + both the girls were cyuuuuuuuuuute.
I watched "forward unto dawn" and I bought halo 4 day one release, so the advert workedI was going to buy it day 1 regardless, the miniseries was just fun in the build up
>spent the 4 years that master chief was in cryosleep editing her avatar to look cuter than ever
what did cortana, super military AI, mean by this
funfact, they actually weren't trained to kill aliens, they were kidnapped as children and raised to be super soldiers to fight the same war the cadets were training to fight, to fight human insurrectionists in the colonies, but then the covenant showed up and obviously humanity banded together to kill aliens.
lasky's morals about wanting a peaceful resolution also doesnt apply to the aliens, who are just plainly genocidal and want to kill all humans for religious reasons.
>>52996 #
nuh uh i WILL write paragraphs about halo lore and you WILL read it
New pie, of the funky variety :)
>no posts in 12 hours
Nekochen.net, home of the neko, has fallen
I have been asleep for the last 11 hours sorry
>>53004 #
I think that neko swore an oath of blood yesterday and is now your mortal (possibly immortal?) enemy
the german brunette in this video is so cute
[YouTube] ???
the video sucks but shes cute
I just like that way of looking tbh
Simple but a bit sharp / foxy looking brunettes
the swede is cute too but tbh the type of girl archetype that I would look good together with irl are neither the swede nor the german
I think they look too proper, too well put together
I found a duolingo cheat code
given that Im time-gated by making rudimentary typos and bugs on their site but I'm well past the material they are teaching me, I just skip entire units and then go back and scroll through the exercises to absorb any potential information that I don't yet know
Just learned that combs = pentes
the brainrot tiktok scroller stare
Bread, meat and cheese today too
you nekos wanna watch a "Hes just like me" movie, a more serious movie or some foreign kino later?
drag queen cosplay i think
isnt that the character she has been practicing her choreography for? hzbin hotel character or something
speaking of movies, im still thinking of poor things, and the fact that emma stone gets fucked in it for about 15 minutes straight
idk what happened within the last month or so but my torrent speeds have been incredibly gimped
like, down to 500 KB/s but never over 1 MB/s
Also I am not able to connect to as many of the seeders or peers anymore. Wonder if I have some closed ports or something
crazy how ive seen emma stones vagina and nips before noras vagina and nips, it just doesnt make sense
funfact: i was the male body double for the sex scene in "poor things", I fucked Emma Stone approximately ~48 times before filming wrapped up.
Ask me anything
Not really a fan of emma stone or margot robbie
both of them got that weird soulless hyperstacy stare
I love the sun so much
When the sun finally makes its presence known around my humble abode, I shan't waste its time by hiding from its embracing gaze
the beatles have a song called "Here Comes The Sun", which I think perfectly encapsulates what it feels like to live in Albion, wakeup in a dreary shithole that laves you in a steaming mood, then finally see the sun, and things turn around.
beatles? more like dungbeatles cus they are POOP
funfact: the post above me was certified by real nekochen scientists.
posting ugly swedish trolls like from the movie
whooooooooo can it be nooowwwwwwwwwww
nooo just when i am about to go for a while neko is active
its over. my social life has fallen
i would KISS her.
on the LIPS.
..which lips?
be careful before you answer for as you will be branded as a trueneko or a fakeneko depending on your answer
she'd just cheat on you with a male troll.
installing tamriel rebuilt morrowind
tattoos, need it or keep it?
life with OCD is hell I tell you h'what
>come back
>neko is dead
it may be past a state which could be considered finished
Statement: the kazoo is the most reddit of instruments.
Thoughts? Opinions?
I'm baking
bread?
The redhead on the right got her tits out in the movie
Noemi's hours of practice finally payed off.
what if instead of "morbidly obese" we said "ailingly overfat"
twitch.tv
what a coincidence! my tokfu is also autistic and french
I cried a full three tears of which two of them came from my left but the right-emerging one traveled the furthest
I loved that movie
so true...what was the message of the film
saw a nigga named Guillaume in the credits
if you only knew how funny that fourth name is
>von kuk
>Burgsdorf
these are made up names they added to the credits
>went back for a second look when he got behind her
based bunda checker
Was exploring Old Ebonheart in Morrowind's Tamriel Rebuilt mod.
Pictures don't show how beautiful and cool this city is, cramped cobblestone streets full of vendors, a big castle, a massive sewer system that lets you travel all around the city, alleyways everywhere, so many fucking quests. Very cool colovian city in the heart of Morrowind, very evropan and hyperboreanpilled.
Between some obscure chinese kino, All Quiet on the Western Front and Amélie, I think the latter was the best choice
>>53080 #
i cant install tamriel rebuilt, i already spent 150 hours on base morrowind, it would ruin my life
https://www.twitch.tv/ohhpinkk
movie night is over, time to enjoy some classic twitchfus
you know, maybe it isnt all bad
TURN ON OHHPINK ITS A 1V1
SHE DID IT
for anyone that missed it, here is the greatest fortnite play of all time
how is everyone's edit for the March 31st deadline coming along?
HEVC
works on my machine
ok foreigner
goodmorning nekochen.net, home of the people shorter than noemi.
I really don't see the appeal of Hazbin Hotel, I'm sure people will stop talking about it in a month.
In the meantime, new acid :DDDDD
POG, NEW ACID, LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
player morrowind yesterday/today morning, heres my nora now
she got shorter
neko book club idea: we read savannahs poetry books
>>53116 #
If you show him all the books you collect on Edwinna's mages guild quests he can answer the riddle the archmage gives you
NEED to date this grandiloquent woman
>mogs your Mikan
lol funny meme
i just liked the meme why tell me to shuddup:'(
>>53132 #
I thought I knew who you were referring to but when you said 2nd best LATAMfu I think we must be thinking of different tokkers
logicalrain
Ah yes logicalrain fan account
It's funny how you and boni are from opposite ends of the earth with opposite climates
her "winter" temperatures are my summer temperatures
dunno turkish but i bet shes saying "my tummy is 10/10"
yall dont remember 911 like I do
>>53140 #
something small and unsignificant that I think is incredibly kino with women is when their chests stretch out their shirts and form those horizontal lines
idk it just looks effay as hell to me
crazy what a different face can do to a person
and it isnt even about the boobs, its about the shirt and how the lines of the shirt look
its kino but you just wouldnt understand
and mass-produced fast food exists because of modern slavery
yet I do not exclaim that you get your rocks off for that when you devour a, say, McChicken
>>53140 #
The phrase "Kamp kombini 10/10" in Turkish translates to "Camp combination 10/10" in English. In this context, "kamp kombini" could refer to the outfit or look the girl influencer is wearing, and "10/10" is a rating or assessment indicating that it's perfect or excellent.
I would literally never be able to translate that without chatgpt...
>>53144 #
What about when men shirts do that?Mine does that 💪🏻
>>53145 #
But I like shrivix...
You nekos are too naughty. Kino is kino, it has nothing to do with being male or female or having tits or not having them
tsk tsk. I am surrounded by SINNERS!!
>>53153 #
>I am surrounded by SINNERS!!
True, I only have written that comment to brag about my perfect pecs (they're not actually perfect (I still like them they look nice))
>>53154 #
I liked my pecs when I still had them but with ever so little exercise, they are fading into obscurity again
most of all I miss my lats tho. my beloved
>>53152 #
We all like shrivix here except for complainerNeko who hates everyone I post, especially Acid
Acid? More like.... flaccid! Becaues I do not lewd her
>>53155 #
>most of all I miss my lats tho. my beloved
My biggest achievement was really getting those abs looking decently. I dunno why I think about those so highly, maybe because I feel like they'd attract women or something.
Tbf I like lats more objectively because of Bruce.
>>53156 #
I will fight him. Nobody will talk badly about Acid...
>>53158 #
Bruce has objectively great lats but I dont like them
I dunno if its because I dont like lean lats or if his are just too triangular but I like really thick and meaty lats
Ill see if I can find a good pic
whilst im looking for good lat pics I found this
AIniggers have gone too far
I cant find any because searching "big lats" or "lat spread front" just gives you softcore gay porn image results
yeah but I dont wanna see gearheads, just a regular powershitter that is at like 18% bf
>>53165 #
I did but the CBT was in its infant stages with only like 11 pics of which half of them were fatties and bait images
I found this old screenshot, I guess this is a decent example
just a regular big powershitter with his lats sticking out
>watching recorded lectures on 2x speed
>professor sounds as if he is speaking at a normal pace
>>53169 #
trying to become a skeletor just once so I can experience what its like to be a lean mean mogging machine (and see my hollow cheeks to determine what kind of cheekbones I have)
also to move so I dont lose multiple hours on commuting and instead put them into PPL
both of which are likely to be achieved within 6 months
>>53170 #
>lean mean mogging machine
Dunno about that but being light really does make you feel great. Like the feeling of being not burdened by fat is actually incomparable for me to anything, the only better feeling is when you work out regularly too and have even greater control over your body.
And I've only managed to go like 5-8 kilos of fat over the "norm". You will probably feel even better.
>>53171 #
>within 6 months
This is a deus ex reference. Oldnekos remember.
>>53172 #
Im not fat nor have I really even been aside from the time I was out of shape a decade ago
At most since then I have just been untrained but still somewhat lean or rather just "normal" (read: not average, average is fatty tier)
Im just trying to become a stick so I can look like a mewer
>deus ex reference
Ill leave that to the other neko cus I havent played any of those games
>>53173 #
I think the best part starts around the time you can clearly see the v-shape as in the pelvic bones, but dropping down to like 8-10% might be good too, I've never really tried it because I still have a long way to go when it comes to training.
>I havent played any of those games
Don't worry, it's a part of first game's intro and I have it memorized pretty much so I've immediately heard it in the voice of whoever was speaking, I don't even remember.
I just looked and if I flex I can start to see the v taper but Im still ways away from being that lean
when I did core exercises a lot I did have that more though but with the trade-off that I had to flex hard which made me shaped like a fridge
for me? breathing out as hard as I can and then flexing my abs as hard as I can and holding that just to see SOME definition (nowadays, easier before)
holding that pose for >6 seconds makes me close to fainting with how light headed I get
have you ever tried the bruce lee schizo"pose" where he just tenses literally as many muscles in his body as he can and tries holding that for some time?
feels like you are going to blow up like a balloon hahaah
>>53177 #
>holding that pose for >6 seconds makes me close to fainting with how light headed I get
Literally this, I do it almost every day.
>>53178 #
>bruce lee schizo"pose"
First time I'm hearing about it. I should look it up, sounds fun, though maybe not now since my stomach is killing me. I've managed to not only do my ankle dirty but also got some stomach bug lmao.
I hope it doesn't get worse, because I dunno how much more I can bear
>>53179 #
>managed to not only do my ankle dirty but also got some stomach bug
this is gods punishment on you for lewding your (of age) tokfu ! repent now!
but thats so typical and par for the course, as soon as you get some time off and can rest, every single disease known to mankind starts compounding on you and making you feel like absolute shit
my theory is that your body was able to stave off the infections and shit due to your subconscious thinking that you need to stay healthy to be able to survive and provide for yourself but as soon as you are free to lay down your immune system takes a step back to recover and BAM you are sick
always happened with me when I worked out. I would go 6 days a week for months and then whenever I take 2-3 days off as part of my deload I would get incredibly sick for like a week
>bad thoughts aboutacid
G. A. S. P.!!!!!!!!
The Council™️ will hear about this
>>53180 #
>lewding your (of age) tokfu
I can unironically say that I've never had a dirty thought about my tokfu (that is not of age but that's beside the point)
Maybe it was because I've had bad thoughts about acid, but that's other nekos fault, I would never on my ownI probably would but I would never say I did
>>53181 #
This time I think it was just a big coincidence, my mom brought it from my sister and it so coincided with me getting the ankle done so I was vulnerable enough. Sucks to suck I guess.
>G. A. S. P.!!!!!!!!
I was NOT the one who said all those dirty things about herI don't even remember what it was exactly, something about lipstick and kissing?
>>53183 #
>I was NOT the one who said all those dirty things about her
Yeah yeah buddy, stick it to the hand. You're going away for a loooong time
Book him, boys!also I dont even remember what you are referring to, the last lewding I remember was of bubblypip
>>53185 #
Too late. Whatever you have or will say will be used against you in the Court of Judge Dredd.
Any last words?
>spoilerBubs tummy soft skin so smooth 😋
I cant look at face masks like that without laughing
Always makes me think of that indian(?) woman in the Deuce Bigalow movies
[YouTube] ???
In real life I love face masks
The pandemic was such a kino time because I really like looking at peoples eyes and a lot of people, me included, look way better with their lower third hidden
maskfishing, or so it was called
my beard growth has been so incredibly slow going that I still am not able to grow a full one given how many sparsely populated areas there are on my cheeks but itll get there in a few years I assume given that its been getting there over some time
cant grow an extra 5 inches tho
>>53192 #
At least you might get there In a few years I'malmost 30and my beard can charitably described as a mephisto one, as in nowhere outside the regions that you cut for that I have any growth (and not even there all the way).
It's not going to get better.
>cant grow an extra 5 inches tho
Wdym? Never heard of "grow grow grow"?Shit sucks but at least you're not well below average so it's not THAT bad
>>53193 #
>my beard can charitably described as a mephisto one
Devilneko.... I am onto your antics
>Never heard of "grow grow grow"?
I have been doing my grow grows since my late teens, even doing upside down stretches and spending my afternoons on my medieval stretching torture device to no avail
>spoiler
I dont really mind tbh, sure it would be fun to be like 185+ because you just look more intimidating and I am intimidationmaxxing but who cares, no woman has ever complained
>>53194 #
>Sam
that horndog needs to be stopped
>passes loudly
der 7 foot tall in highheels walking on ceramic tilesguy...
PISSES* I MEANT PISSES NOT PASSES
>>53195 #
>Devilneko.... I am onto your antics
Sometimes I'm thinking about doing the picrel of your post and devilmaxxing. I could be the first actual devilneko IRL.
>to no avail
Dw, just 2 more weeks and it'll work.
>>53196 #
>7ft tall
He heightmogs me. I will never get my acidgf ;_;
he will marry that BGC girl and then she will acidmaxx and become a tokfu
someone bake a new thread
>>53202 #
>Do not judge a man's success by his girlfriend
I don't think you can suffer with acidgfYou can definitely suffer with an acidgf, though maybe not acid specifically
>>53204 #
But there's still over 900 posts to go
>collects two (2) (You)s for free
Mephistoneko and his cosplayer gfs
powerful...
>opposes the devilishness but not the height
its so over for us midgenekos
Well, I am 6'2 after all 😈
I'm 172cm tall and I am acidgf maxxing
Be glad I'm not in your area because I am 189cm and I would steal your acidgf because I'm such a devilneko
I am noemiheightminimizing i.e. I could not maxx any further so I am as minimal as noemi
look at this funky
I am funkygf maxxing
>buy your funkyfu a pidzer
>she throws it in a wheelbarrow
>>53221 #
its just a screencap from her "call up bro" tok with uuuh whats his name
lil homie her best friend
I really like funky buy me prada
her homie looks a little turkish in that tok tbh
i think its cus his bangs are covering up the space between his eyebrows making them look like a unibrow and thus turkish
Oh yea, his name is foxy_c0s, or I guess foxy for short (that's what funky calls him)
foxy thats right
I need to remember that name given that its related to the best movie of all time (FNAF)
yeah theres not much point in looking at the toks of tokfu acquaintances and friends
I only go looking when I see theres a story referring to or a repost of a tok featuring boni on someone elses account
but then I end up putting all of those in my bonifolder anyways so I cant tell them apart anymore, for all intents and purposes theyre just bonis now
You have to have a pretty high IQ to be a spy main on tf2
>one chance at life
>wasn't born a male friend of a cute cosplayer
>one chance at life
>not born Sam Charter
it was over before it began
was acids new Chiaki posted? the one from6 days ago
thats why I couldnt find it, I was searching for the description and not the tok ID
I mustve missed the one from this thread because I was busy typing up a storm about AI
what language is your script in? if its in py then I can give you what I wrote to appendage the description from tikwm to the filename
>>53241 #
Yea it's in py, I know it would take like literally 2 lines of code but I would rather do the renaming on the whole batch of saved toks too and that would take a few more lines lmao.
I literally saved all the things that tikwm responds with that's how I can search for stuff if I need to search by tags or sounds or anything else I need to search by.
I am just lazy. Actual laziest person on the planet (probably not) (still very lazy).
I post acis
ill just post the whole thing cus im too not in the mood to look at code to pick out the relevant parts and you probably know coding more than me and can do it faster
https://pastebin.com/aBLbCCqu
one day I might make a GUI that allows for multiple input arguments and loops between them so I can scrape again but I doubt I will ever need to scrape so if I do that it'll only be to prove that I can
>>53244 #
You wrote more comments on that script than I did on my 620 line behemoth of stupidity. Yes I wrote 620 lines to scrap through tikwm, don't ask me how I've managed to baloon it that far.
>>53246 #
its so I can understand what is going on after not looking at it for 2 days
Im a novice programmer so comments help a lot
>"Although we are a fully functioning coffee shop, for legal reasons Dumb Starbucks needs to be categorized as a work of parody art. So, in the yes of the law, our ´coffee shop´ is actually an art gallery and the ´coffee´you're buying is actually the art. But that's for our lawyers to worry about. All you need to do is enjoy your delicious coffee!"
Believable? I think they make a good case desu
That sanitize_filename thingamajig is pretty nice though, I'll be stealing that.
oh yeah its great
I realized that before I had added that a lot of my toks were corrupted and unplayable and I couldnt figure out why
Eventually I realized that 1. it was because of filenames being too long and thus exceeding the windows limit for filepaths and 2. the filename had weird symbols because of the descriptions which would make the tok not save properly and thus make it unplayable
truncating and removing uncompatible characters made it all really good with the unfortunate loss of some hashtags in the filenames sometimes but who cares about seeing #DanganronpaCosplayFYP for the 5th time
wtf I havent posted this tok yet? Its so good
>>53251 #
>it was because of filenames being too long and thus exceeding the windows limit for filepaths
Why I hate working with windows part 6741
>Its so good
It is really good (watch till the end) (not clickbait).
>>53252 #
>(watch till the end)
goes unsaid for my tokfu
I even watch them multiple times just in case its one of those trick videos where they loop 4 times and then the 5th time they have an after credits scene
DOIS ANOS
fazem DOIS ANOS que não post cosplay Sayori nessa conta
DOIS ANOS
cabeça *click* ugh...
Acidroomcos is cute
it's really gay how sturdymin deletes any post even mentioning nekochen, even if not shilling it. and some anon just got permabanned on ttg ("1 hour shadowban" my ass) for shilling it. really gay. He's become insufferable recently. Overzealous in banning some anons and meanwhile he lets at least one anon shit up the thread spamming it for hours at a time without even temp banning him
nice copy paste
why are you even shilling neko over there
wow, another anon got a 14 day ban for mentioning nekochen and he wasn't even shilling it. and another got permabanned for same reason. he seems to permaban if you dont have a lengthy post history.
Maybe you should make your own sturdy spinoff, then you can stop talking about it here
there's no way of competing with sturdy since that's where ttg is already established and I don't have the motivation since I don't post on ttg often.
plus creating a new site just so you can talk about neko on it seems kinda dumb
Consider this. Why not just post on neko permanently? It's comfier here and the posters are cool guys.
nekochen doesn't work in my browser. liveposting doesn't work and when I reply to a post it doesn't link to it properly for some reason.
see
>>52092
>UPDATE YOUR FUCKING BROWSER
update your coding pls
I'm sorry, we don't visit turdy here.
go diddle some children
using tor doesnt make u a nonce but you being a turdyposter and a tor user, its hard not to make the connection
Doesn't tor switch endpoints periodically? Also I can't believe all tor endpoints aren't blocked on chans yet, although I guess it's not impossible.
>napoleons armies are sweeping across northern italy
>he sends multiple letters a day asking josephine (his newlywed wife) to come down and stay with him
>she replies bluntly or not at all, pretends to be pregnant on one occasion and deeply ill on another
>eventually relents and comes down
>brings her boyfriend
nekobros this could be any of us
whatever's making the site buggy isn't any feature of my NoScript extension but some other security setting. I'll fiddle around with it more later.
>>53278 #
I'm AP and I'm not the guy you replied to. "Typical AP Projection"
Stuff people say about me on sturdy is massively embellished and in some cases outright slanderous. Stick around and you'll see I'm not such a bad guy :D
>>53282 #
didnt your own friends outside of /ttg/ distance themselves from you doing their own rpg game or something
>>53283 #
No? It's funny how extreme the chinese whispers work. I blogposted like 2 years ago about 1 guy always being late to shit and that's morphed into my whole friend group has distanced themselves from me
And I'm in so deeepppp
You know I'm such a fooool for youuuu
You got me wrapped around your finger
Do you have to let it linger? Do you have to - do you have to let it linger
>>53289 #
I post the new Boni look at how cute she is :D :3
We call him Bonnie Posta because he posta bonnies
>typical AP projection
or as we call it, an Accustomed Projection
>no posts in 23 minutes
Nekochen has fallen
The lack of nekoposts can be called an Abhorrent Problem systemic to neko
Funniest thing is AP hasn't posted in months
>AP exists
cope
*confused screaming boni face*
AN AP JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE?
Maybe AP was just the persona that we all took on when we were being a bit devilish or complaining about our own ailments
Something of an Avatar of Problems
Maybe that's why I've not posted as him much recently, I have no problems, except fortfw no shrivix gf
Just saw a 6/10 asian girl.
It's over for white women
6/10 compared to normal people or 6/10 in terms of asians?
that must be an 8/10 compared to the rest of asians then, crazy
>>53304 #
just look at the average white-asian couple, the chicks usually look hideous compared to the looksmatch average chick of any other ethnicity
so if you assume most people are together with their looksmatch, then the average asian, i.e. the 5/10 asian compared to her own people, is an uggo
>GTM gf
goblin to ?? gf
what does the M stand for
Der Abbreviation Pretender....
hey nekos, happy sunday, tomorrow is the start of a new week and a new life, i love you guys, hope you have a good one
working on my debut novel....not decided on the setting, plot or characters yet but I assume those will fall naturally into place
grande
played morrowind whole day
[YouTube] ???
really cool video
Im afraid she hasnt said a dogwhistle to signal to people like me, supreme gentlemen that is, and since it has been so long, I am no longer completely sure if she is trad and for The Cause (trademark)
Hopefully she supports Hulk Hogan soon or else she might be ZOGged
[YouTube] ???
this song will play during the ending of the film adaptation of >>53314 #
we should watch the nickelodeon pedophile documentary
Now that we have gotten so many cute and funny new members from our sisterchan, we should all watch Cuties the Netflix movie on Neko movie night!!!
Might dress up in clown makeup and go outside some day
manifesting a cure for my anxiety #d20 (10)
unlucky
manifesting nightmares for whoever claims the quads #d20 (13)
i'll tank the nightmares, i dont have nightmares, my life is a nightmareuntil reki or acid posts, then its wonderful again
>make above post
>check acid's tiktok
>she posted less than twenty minutes ago
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DEPRESSION BEATEN BACK FOR ANOTHER DAY
[YouTube] ???
THE BITCH CAME BACK THE VERY NEXT DAY
we are now in a morrowind - tamriel rebuilt and RIMWORLD arc, i will now play rimworld for 5 hours straight whilst remembering that acid posted
Hopefully the quads dont get claimed until tuesday because then you cannot escape my devilish nightmare summons >:)
I thought OOC acid looks like she will be the archetypical secretary at an office in a hollywood movie in 15-20 years from now
im the quads guy
its him, he's the quads guy
THE BITCH CAME BACK THE VERY NEXT DAY
the nightmare guy
oh dang I have cool palindromic numbers I hope theres no neko with aibophobia in here
sam is a very very lucky guy
Y'know what? Ill do all nekokind a favour. I will turn gay and romance Sam until he falls in love with me leaving Acid open for saving by a saviourneko
You started righting your post too early and thus missed the end of it
she deserves better than a neko
>assuming nekos arent 10/10 6'2'' Adonises
oh....
😐
pretty 'fu 😻
what is she doing with her lips for the first 4 seconds
she isnt even trying? does she speak english?
looks like when tokkers try to lipsync russian or other foreign lyrics
need to go running so i dont feel so bad about wasting the whole day #8ball (Maybe)
are brazilians white? #8ball (It can't be helped)
this tok makes me think of the one where YKW gets up from behind the laptop webcam and walks into frame.
wearing a monica cosplay from DDLC
>love the cos btw
he was just transtemporal
I can't believe that 18 year old adult man was preying on poor children
if you look at callsign.grimreaper's toks he actually looks really young, i doubt he's 18
You know I'm such a fool for you
feels like it's been years since I posted a clover, people probably forgot who she is
earrape warning on the tok above
nvm my volume was set to very high for some reason
sorry i was distracted by how good the tok is and accidentally turned the volume to 200%
reinstalling valorant as we fucking speak
shes very cute
what does she do
>Ruse (E): Clove’s mind projects a view of the battlefield from above. Using their essence, they manifest vision-obscuring clouds that change the flow of battle, even in death.
How to use Ruse in game: EQUIP to view the battlefield. FIRE to set the locations where Clove’s clouds (smoke) will settle. ALT FIRE to confirm, launching clouds that block vision in the chosen areas. Clove can use this ability after death.
>Meddle (Q): Clove focuses a fragment of immortality essence that, once thrown, deteriorates the life essence of those hit by the blast.
How to use Meddle in game: EQUIP a fragment of immortality essence. FIRE to throw the fragment, which erupts after a short delay and temporarily decays all targets caught inside.
>Pick-Me-Up (C): Clove absorbs the life energy of a fallen enemy, granting them a moment of increased agility and health.
How to use Pick-Me-Up in game: INSTANTLY absorb the life force of a fallen enemy that Clove damaged or killed, gaining haste and temporary health.
ULTIMATE
>Not Dead Yet (X): Clove defies death by activating their immortality essence. To stabilize their form, they must remove the life energy of an opponent.
How to use Not Dead Yet in game: After dying, ACTIVATE to resurrect. Once resurrected, Clove must earn a kill or a damaging assist within a set time or they will die.
>>53374 #
>Once resurrected, Clove must earn a kill or a damaging assist within a set time or they will die.
theres a league ability just like this but I think its a good mechanic so I cannot complain
she sounds like a really good charcter tbh, I would play her as a stepping stone to get used to playing smoke characters
are you actually installing valo tho? maybe its the plat 3 push comeback saga
>>53377 #
no.
clove is cute and i would date her (trans or not) but im not gonna waste my time and get back into a game like valorant where my fun depends on 4 strangers.
dota unironically is more fun as a solo player, at least there's more character choice, and i can always fuck off and jungle, tune out and listen to warlockracy
Morrowind...... Home.......
>personality 50
my nora... true to life
>>53340 #
How does Sam look like? You give me a pic of him and I'll tell you if I look worse or better as objectively as I can.
>>53380 #
>100 endu
Good.
Also you're making me want to play morrowind again and it's a bad thing (I will waste countless hours)
went running like i said i would (you can tell im sporty since im posting an athletic tokker)
>>53384 #
But the only running bonbi is doing is when she has to up her caloric intake and runs from her room to the fridge...
i come to nekochen to have a good time but they roast my tokfus NORA roasted BONBI roasted REKI not roasted yet
bonbi is not my tokfu i just dont hate her or sperg out
Okay, you're right maybe I was a little too mean tbh. I'm glad that you've done your run though, that's very good and I hope you do more in the future.
WHY ARE YOU meLtiNG DOWN its cool bro
>>53393 #
I've reread my posts and they were kinda mean-spirited tbh. Like not very neko-like, not even tongue in cheek funny. Just mean.
maybe i shouldnt expect people being mean spirited on here
It's not about neko, more about my contribution to neko. I just felt that being a negative contribution that's all.
I still haven't played competitive after reaching lvl 20
what anime movie tomorrow
I dont understand the exchange that just took place on neko
idk I see the two sides as being banter but maybe there was alterior motives
>>53383 #
>You give me a pic of him
We dont know what Sam looks like and thats probably for the better of both parties
Lots of weirdos in the /ttg/osphere, wouldn't be surprised if someone got upset over it and tried doxxing him or something
>>53408 #
Isn't Lucas (Ari's as in occultmage's boyfriend) a "public" figure? I don't think anything came out of that except for people on turdy calling him gay for no particular reason when I was last there (a while ago)
>>53409 #
Yes but obsessives for one tokfu arent necessarily obsessives for another
Someone uninterested in Ari might instead be hyperfocused on acid and, when finding out what he looks like, goes on a crusade to get all info they can on him
also
>call him gay for no particular reason
Lucas, cute as he is, does look a little fruity
>>53410 #
>goes on a crusade to get all info they can on him
Well, you're right, it's just such a retarded thing to do let's be fair. No tokfu will fall into your hands if you do shit like this period, not even talking about "what if she finds out"
>>53411 #
>does look a little fruity
I dunno, he looks fine to me. I've met some gay men in my life (not a lot, mostly by accident at work) and he doesn't make me feel like he'd make the cut for the stereotype or anything.
>>53412 #
>he looks fine to me
I think its the fact that he looks too well put together, too perfect
Almost towards the metrosexual look but like he just looks like that naturally
>it's just such a retarded thing to do let's be fair. No tokfu will fall into your hands if you do shit like this period, not even talking about "what if she finds out"
I have no idea what you are referring to with this. To me it seems as if you are talking about two different things when you first say "thing to do" and then "shit like this"
>>53415 #
>I have no idea what you are referring to with this.
I meant that the end goal of trying to ruin some poor bf of a tokfu life would be probably to get her? I dunno what would be going through someones head there, because why would they just want her to suffer a breakup if they're hyperfocused on her as you're saying
>Americans can order pizza, have it baked and finally delivered within 20 minutes
In my country (a shithole, btw) it sometimes takes 2 hours
My parents ordered a pizza from a pizzeria a kilometer away and it took 2 hours
Americans cannot suffer in their drivable cities
>>53418 #
Did they order during peak time or something? I don't think I've ever had to wait 2 hours for a pizza in my (actual shithole, you cannot be in more of a shithole than mine) country.
I could probably get dominos in 30-40 minutes almost at all times too.
Morrowind's Tamriel Rebuilt is so good.
I started a new character, and after 6 hours of playtime I have finally beaten the first quest I accepted. A miner in a tavern asked me to find his friend, who he thought was in a nearby fishing village.
On the way there I got lost, accepted a quest to deliver some supplies to a mine, went to said mine, got a quest to look for an injured miner, found him, also found out it was a glass mine and proceeded to rob half my carrying capacity in RAW GLASS (probably the most expensive mineral in a cost to weight ratio in the game). I travelled around... a lot. Found two daedric shrines, found the wrong fishing village, did a quest to help find another guy's brother who turned out to be dead. Finally after hours of walking around at 30 speed, 5 athletics, I got to the village I was originally looking for... and nobody knew where he was. One guy said "this is cammona tong territory and we dont like outlanders."
The boat guy told me "I've not seen him, if he left town must've been through the gate or stilt strider". Stilt strider guy said boat or the gate. The merchant next to the gate said he's not seen him so he must've left through a boat or stilt strider.
Eventually found him dead in the sewers and paid the remaining septims I had to mages guild teleport back to old ebonheart.
I left Old Ebonheart with 200 septims, I returned with 15. I had given 30 to an escaped slave, I had spent the rest over my travels, I had earned maybe 100 total in rewards on small quests in my travels.
Sold the glass for a few hundred septims and a set of alchemy gear, proceeded to use all the ingredients I'd gathered, sold those to an alchemist, bought some restore magicka ingredients and made 30ish mana pots (atronach birthsign, I need da mana pots)
Great adventure. 5 hours of my life, barely any useful skills gained, no levels, no gold. Up 30 mana pots, and used the last gold to buy mark and recall spells.
>He plays a magic character
This mortal is too frail to handle an axe and shield
Welcome Moon-and-Star
Come to me through fire and war
Ooh, ooh
Come, Nerevar
Come and look upon the heart, upon the heart
Ooh
Lay down your weapons
It is not too late for my mercy
Ooh, ooh
Come and look upon the heart, upon the heart
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Welcome Moonki
I have never played a bethesda game aside from that shitty fallout phone game which I played for 30 minutes on an android emulator
if it isnt a bethesda game its still a bethesda IP
you cannot suffer on nekochen home of the morrowind gamers
I once lost a duel of the dices here on neko and in that moment I suffered
it's round 2 buster. try and beat THIS #d20 (6)
You have crossed me for the last time. What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
Prepare to meet your undoing #d20 (2)
I'M A GOD. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT A GOD.
Neko está muito perigoso agora
Eu preciso de fugir à sua ira
yeah more like poortuguese
Portuguese? Do they drive boats or what?
last tok of the day for zureeal, mein azn fu and also my looksmatch
Zureeal is 6'3'', very muscular, can do 20 pullups and handstand pushups
powerful
Congrats on the newfound motivation, that is if you consider the outcome a good thing
A zureeal gf is something men would kill for
just managed 5 pushups, if i keep this up it'll only be a few days till i can do 20, and then maybe a week later they'll be 20 handstand pushups
a week later? pfffft
3 days tops, the progression is really easy
>it takes him 3 days
everyone point and laugh at slow weak neko
>few more hours
everyone point and laugh at slow weak nekoi assume my last post was shadowbanned because nobody laughed
weird, the post number is going up but I dont see anything
>he laughed
everyone point and laugh at bad sense of humour neko
>Retracting his laughter
Everyone point and laugh at the remorseful and now joyless neko
hey guys how come nobody replied to my joke? it's the latest post made before this one btw
~30 seconds later local SHRIVIX HATER will log on to write an essay about how "camera angles"
someone call a custodian because there is a major spillage
haha get it?
i actually dont get it
what part do you not understand? i'll walk you through it
hahaha, i am dying with laughter i cant breathe no im not joking th
>he cannot breathe
everyone point and direct the medics to the person in need of medical assistance
n-neko, it's been ten minutes, the joke is over r-right?
you can finish your post now haha..
Pretty sure I have wasted my entire life and will continue doing so until I die
Found this song though, kinda cute [YouTube] ???
>>53311 #
I now have a synopsis, and the first 3 or so words. Expected release date can't be far away.
*enters your thread*
Problem?
>saw board game club girl last night
>already messaged me this morning asking me when i'm free this week and if i want to link up
why is my WIFE zureeal grabbing another woman's titties?
>>53481 #
I'm glad I'm not in your place Neko, I have a hard time resisting when a woman is fawning over me, she would have to be exceptionally bad looking for me to not to try stuffthat doesn't mean sex really, but either way it would be probably distressing to her if I wasn't interested like actually
is there a movie later? I should be home in time for it
my incel villagers need wives and want me to buy sex slaves
just got a recommendation by this website to install meguca.org on my phone
huh
we better watch the DUB of paprika i aint reading text like some nerd
>>53495 #
I'm just thinking of the last time neko mentioned a movie and then said "I didn't say I was going to stream it"
chazprinceton would never disappoint us
this is what femcels look like
>movie will be finished downloading in ten minutes
>movie night starts in 14 minutes
heh
I have a pidzer in the oven hopefully its done before movie
https://www.twitch.tv/chazprinceton
ANIME MOVIE NIGHT STARTS IN ~5 minutes
Runtime: Approximately 92 minutes and a half.
do the conga
>b-but /fit/ would call you a dyel
>"Don't care."
>To Love Ru
Ayo???
>My condolences
>downgrade
I have only had one tokfu for the last 5 years.
gaijinslop anime movie for lgbt loving crowd.
suggetion for next weeb slop
Trigun: Badlands Rumble
my suggestion is maquia, its about motherhood or something (i think)
or tokyo god fathers
shoulda watched end of evangelion since its in theaters again
I dont want to watch shinji cum on asuka again
i do
me too (im the same anon as above)
you can tell how good an anime is by how many cosplays it gets, unsurprisingly sound empornium got ZERO
id pull a shinji on her if you get what im saying
post was really funny when it had ZZERO like you were loading up on the sting
more like sound emboredium amirite
noemi and her side hoe
sure that isnt her pimp Mr. Tuckback there behind her?
>women
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
this one clip mogs all of the movie we are watching
we should watch ghost stories (dub)
[YouTube] ???
it's funny how in anime they are very restrained in displaying affection but japan has some of the most depraved pornography on the planet.
now that I am once again anonymous I will say
THAT MOVIE STINKS
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh it's over? yeah it was good.
>stream the best racing anime of all time
>people complain
>stream a thought provoking classic
>people complain
>stream a great film last week
>people complain
>stream a trash yuribait
>people eat it up
If your novel unironically opens with "It was a" just give up and start again, that is the worst opening in history. Make it something memorable like "LOOK OUT BEHIND"
wow that movie was sure great heres what i liked about it:
Next monday: Boku no Pico
A timeless classic
the lady in 1984 was very attractive to me
in 2000 posts, I will claim the get.
i coulda play morrowind for 2 hours
>>53557 #
I started working for a wizard in the mages guild who kept giving me quests to find and soultrap various creatures.
From an angry big fish, to a powerful kagouti, then my most recent quest was to find, slay and soul trap a giant spider daedra with a unique model. it was a tough fight, i had to give up, go back and gather equipment and make new spells to fight her. i won with my newly enchanted gear, helped by levitating in the air out of reach as I spammed her down slowly because she had like 800 hp.
The battle for the quints will be fierce and of intrigue unmatched by the movie Sound Euphoria or whatever it was called
I am personally also gunning for the digits as he who holds those can reply to a post made >2000 posts ago and call it out for being a wrongfully made prediction
I claimed the get 4000 posts early for reki, and i intend to keep my promise.
If I fail in getting the quints, I will do something truly painfulI will delete my morrowind character
the joke doesnmt work nvm
>>53558 #
i built my redoran stronghold (its shit) but JUST LOOK how cute my nora is with hair/scarf mods. i got better weapons than dwemer spear but they look SO UGLY in comparison. the most important part of any rpg is to look good, so i will NEVER wear ebony/daedra/glass armor and idc if i get one-shot by a mudcrab
yep, reki hater baffled
Boni? yeah I think she deserves these quints desu
I won the editing contest.
I won the skribl.io contest.
I won the remymite cards against humanity game.
I WILL win the quads.
quints*
>>53568 #
yet I have a screenshot that you lost to abbles in checkers
what do you have to say about this, huh?
check and mate
>>53564 #
>the most important part of any rpg is to look good
Based, but on the other hand I think daedric armor looks good in morrowind so I'm not sure what's the final judgment
Is this neko based? #8ball (Maybe)
abbles laughed at ALL my jokes in cards against humanity
nuff said
i appreciate you having nigger is capslock so I really understand what you meant
he talks about AI opening up new forms of energy so energy must be on the sum side of the equation
>>53585 #
he talks about AI enhancing scineitific discoveries and healthcare, literally it's meaningless, he doesn't understand what E=mc ^2 is (neither do i tbh), but he just thinks AI is the future because he can generate nude anime girls and naked celebrities.
>>53586 #
I have studied chemical engineering with physics and math and this neko does NOT know what AI can do for society
I studied how to back meth in my garage and NONE of you know what you're talking about
Imagine how AI could revolutionise neko.
I'd like to propose Nekochen.AI
AI could teach us physics and then we'd know the answer.
Yeah I think nekomin should implement a Nekobot to nekochen so you can do !ai (prompt) and then it will give you a revolutionary explanation to what your question was because AI can do that
ai post what you think about reki, in the form of a boni reaction image
is that sans undertale?
uwaaa ~
Movies I have not understood:
Movies I have understood:
Perfect Blue
movies I have not understood:
redline
I got into the stream late
movies I didn't enjoy:
sound endornium
I think Sound Euphonium is underrated and underappreciated here on neko
That movie actually has a lot of facets and layers to it, kind of like an onion.
To be fair, I think you have to have a very high IQ to understand Sound Euphorium. The innate personal struggles of the characters are extremely subtle and without a solid grasp on the inner workings of a teenage symphony orchestra most of the conflics will go over a typical neko's head. There's also Reina's stubborn outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Yukio Mishima's literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual and emotional capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these relationshps, to realize that they're not just shallow - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence, people who dislike Sound Euphoria truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the conflict between Reina's solo performance and SOyukas, which itself is a cryptic reference to the biblical David vs. Goliath.
I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kyoto Animation's genuis unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them 🤣 And yes by the way, I DO have a Sound Exfoliation tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies at the board game club's eyes onlyonly - And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 EQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
My Kumiko image folder has 133 files.
japanese people should start using western names only so I remembe their names. Yukio? Reina? Kumiko? Who?
this one's for the dota players
thats enough kumikos for one day.
if you guys want to see more, i have many more kumikos to post. or as i call her. cutemiko.
so relatable
how is that something ONLY models would know? other people get hungry at work.
his SEXfriend (He has SEX)
i dont want to have sex because im worried BGCGIRL is gonna try and trick me into it
the copypasta is done btw scroll up
>quit
I would never
Oh yeah, some kino is absolutely cooking right now
Ela cozinha
hows the foot healing footneko
>>53630 #
It's okay, I hoped for faster recovery but oh well, gonna have to wait till the end of this week till I can go back to being dumb while running around again.
On the other hand I have done back to wall handstand pushup today. It was shit form but I have it, I can do it. We are going to make it.
in 4 years when all the history of your foot injury has been long gone and faded from memory, the newnekos of tomorrow will be asking how you got your name Footneko and if you have a foot fetish
>>53631 #
big W on the pushup good job, only a few more minutes of practice and you can do 20 of them
>>53629 #
i played that game, believe me, it's literally about onlyfans, do NOT be happy that your 'fu will cosplay it
>>53635 #
this tok is very good, it has turned me from nekochen's biggest boni hater to nekochen's biggest boni lover (by sheer mass)
why would i hate boni?
>good cosplays
>good toks
>good username
>is from argentina
Steins' Gate is so mid
NEKOCHEN BOOK CLUB: THE BOOK WE'LL BE READING ISGOING TO BE ANNOUNCED VERY SOON. STAY TUNED.
first nekochen post I EVER laughed at, EVER
consider your days numbered.
cow come
Ive been turtleheading a deuce since before I left my house at 1 pm today
What the spruce is a deuce?
>copying my jokes from twitch
board game club girl is very insistent on us meeting up, i've managed to rearrange it to next monday but she's not letting me get out of this, i will be forced to hang out with her all day
why are they like this?
>no posts for two minutes
neko is dead
I will post for you neko. what do you want me to post?
>>53652 #
post a tiktok I am fiending for some visual content
>>53653 #
strongneko I will do pushups in your honor
#d3 (2) sets of #d20 (10)
>>53654 #
>I will do pushups in your honor
Nice, we're both going to make it :)This tok is taking mighty long to upload, my internet is very bad
I think you nekos can through context figure out what this sentence means if I reveal just one word and what it means
>os exercícios aeróbicos fortalecem o músculo cardíaco
fortalecem in this context means "strengthens"
I might become a rooner, when I last ran and felt my cardio getting better / broke PRs, that was probably when I felt the best in recent times
I think I might start downscaling sayas toks just so they don't upload for multiple minutes on my bandwidth, does anyone actually care if I upload in full resolution?
holy shit its in 4k
tomorrow I'm gonna start my diet, workout, running, meditation, reading, writing and showering plan in full effect. it should be easy, just replace the 15 hours i spend on neko with 15 hours doing all that instead
>>53661 #
>does anyone actually care if I upload in full resolution
I dont care if you do or if you dont
A tok is a tok to me
>>53663 #
Yea, her 2 toks before that are... 106 and 188 megs respectively...
>>53665 #
That's good.
I think I'll just downscale because that's a bit ridiculous at this point lmao
I might've mentioned this before but I saw a brazilian girl in my class playing solitaire on her laptop when she'd clearly gotten bored with the lecture.
Maybe it's just a LATAM thing???????????????????????????1?
my mate plays 2048 during lectures
it started out as 3 of us doing it and all sucking at it but he has kept playing and now he has like an 80% winrate and winstreaks frequently on it during lectures
>that guy that plays guessthegame every day in lecture
>he has never gotten it correct
I got today's in three
i didnt get it until #5, where it's pretty obvious.
You're a kid now
You're a brazilian now
virus link the IP count just went up by one its a federal
I got the franchise in 4 but I have never played nor watched any of them so I didnt know which one it was
tfw no acid toks
>gets multiple toks a week, multiple different cosplays a month
>complains
you dont know how good you have it
dishonest how?
because i no longer feel sad by the fact that abbles doesn't post, i am simply indifferent to it.
was searching up a song and saw this in the search results
[YouTube] ???
the background gif is kumiko running and crying on the bridge from the movie we just watched.
small world, huh?
kumiko gets mogged by the super boins
my 'fu will cosplay kumiko
*crosses fingers really hard*
my other other 'fu will cosplay super boins
*crosses fingers even harder*
acid will post tomorrow #d20 (1)
why dont you commission one of your tokfus to cosplay a character from a movie you like that is unpopular
like Cherokee Mercedes or what her name was the mercedes ho
>1
>>53687 #
you mean Sonoshee McLaren, who drove the car Cherry Sonoshee, sometimes called Cherry Bomb Sonoshee
hello daddy
hello mom
im a ch ch ch ch cherry bomb
>We suspect automised behaviour from your account
Instagram finally caught on to me using Instaloader
boni posting stories too often has finally done me in
é acabou
>>53687 #
If anything I would maybe commission Almalexia cosplay, on the other hand I dunno if I care that much, since that kind of request would require lots of muns.
>>53693 #
joewari da
there's a couple of really high quality almalexia cosplays out there already, it is possible.
Okay morrowind is hard to cosplay, but here's a suggestion, cosplay the other boomer RPG from the early 2000's, vampire the masquerade bloodlines, the girl on the cover is just a blonde girl dressed as a schoolgirl, anyone can pull that off.
simple as.
>coomcos
zzzZZZzz
Tbf, Almalexia is showing a lot of skin too. I guess Therese would be more subdued too and still in the spirit.
It's funny when you get extra money
Every joke you tell just be extra funny
I mean, you can even dress extra bummy
Cocaine, bathroom break, nose extra runny
And I gave you all I got, you still want extra from me
Oxford want a full blown lecture from me
And the Lexus pull up, err like hop, I hopped out like "wassup?"
Err-err-err, step back, hold up, my leg will be stuck, hold up
I studied the proportions
Emotions runnin' at an Autobahn speed level
Had a drink with fear and I was textin' God
He said: "I gave you a big dick, so go extra hard"
>>53707 #
She probably could since I have no idea how some of her toks stay up or escape the filter for a while.
who is VV what game is she from I wanna look up what she looks like
I dont think thta would pass on tiktok
asianbunnyx flashbacks
But yeah, bloodlines is a little cringe, half the female characters are dressed and act like whores. And yet none of the male characters do????
Kinda sexist tbh.
I didnt realize this until like 15 minutes ago but a thing that a lot of the "popular" and trendy tokkers just follow trends and cosplay the current 'thing'
Like, how many tokkers have you seen cosplay 2B when they likely havent played a second of nier? A new character comes out in genshin and they cosplay it within weeks
Boni seems to only cosplay characters from games and other works that she personally enjoys
At least from what I have seen of her ooc communications, she really seems to be in love or even obsessed with the games, animes, mangas and series that the characters she cosplays are from
Only exception to this was her Ellie cosplay, I have no idea how much she likes or knows about TloU since I havent seen her talk much about it but maybe she was really obsessed with the series at the time so it could be half interest half hypetrain
>>53717 #
>madoka magica except for the super boin
I was going to say 'uhm personally I have seen ___ and ____ cosplay a madoka character' but I cant remember a single tokker that has
Actually I know one, kzcos, the norwegian I posted for a while
>>53716 #
It's a reason I like acid, she doesn't follow trends, she cosplays stuff she likes personally. No genshit chinkpact!!!!!
>boni
True, I have never seen someone cosplay puella paro madoka magica except for the super boin
She does have some popular trendy cosplays thoughever, but a lot of niche stuff and stuff that is from franchises she is actually obsessed with like NSO or DDLC
But she doesn't cosplay super obscure characters like super sonico
actually the more I scroll through my folder I realize that my view is incredibly tainted by the halo effect and thus makes me look past a lot of the stuff she is cosplaying as not being trend hopping cosplays
but then again, when have you ever seen a McMiku cosplay?
Nvm I retract my last post, Boni does more niche cosplays than your average 'fu
I'm gonna head to bed now. Goodnight Nekos :D
Tomorrow is gonna be wonderful
>>53726 #
It wont unless I let it be and I refuse
The sun had a brief stint in my country and I felt good and now it has left me again and I feel like a lover scorn
I read a really funny post today on my way to class, it was someone in the sweden thread on /int/ talking about them waking up and the sun being out and like 3 replies just told him that he was lying or ">sun is out< where the fuck do you live?"
laughed a lot at that because it is so true. you cannot suffer in sunlight
Europe needs that kind of summer man, we dont even get to have that
We should build the nekochen mansion in South africa
I thought we were getting it in Venezuela
Venezuela is cheap, ww can build it for a few dollars
Anyways, summer is soon here just 3 months left before I see the sun and then, damn you, I will be joyful and filled with glee
slept bad, feel dumb, am dumb, must be that nightmare from getting the quads
today will be the day where the quints are achieved. AND I WILL BE THE ONE TO DO IT.
1800 posts today? neko is craycray
I have decided to do a 1000 pushups today (very very slowly). So far I'm 300 in. I'll update you later nekos.
So like, is ISIS-K a related concept to Tay-K
what movie are we watching for the 2nd weekly installment of anituesdays?
oh this week it's a special. (You) decide, yes (You) >>53744 # this neko gets to pick the movie we watch for anituesdays
good afternoon nekochen home of the sunni insurrectionists. how do you do?
Lacrossefu looked so beautiful today. Angelic. I could stand and watch her for hours. However, after some deep introspection, I have realised she reminds me of my mother
Oedipusneko
She came to see (You)
She asked me if I'd like to go to lunch and, as I was just on my way in having had a quick breakfast, I replied "oh no, I've just eaten"
They call this "rizz"
Girls love a guy that acts hard to catch, or so I've heard
>>53756 #
If I was in that situation I would've excitedly said hell yeah and taken her to McDonald's (I'd offer to pay)
>>53751 #
maybe its just observation bias / confirmation bias but why is it so often that these gender non-conforming people are all over nsfw / kink / otherwise pornographic stuff
one explanation I have is that they might just be more open to that stuff and sharing it given that they are already in a fringe subculture that promotes being open about your divergence to the norm but I dont see why they have to make entire game campaigns to revolving around "le sex and fetish"
>>53763 #
I'm a scientist so I can tell you the actual confirmed reason.
They're coomers. Coomers in so deep they've turned themselves into a weird feminised version of themselves to match the AGP porn they watch.
Us straight nekos that only enjoy wholesome tomboy handholding would never understand
>>53764 #
he claims to be fem identifying but he doesnt seem like he is feminising himself so Idk what you are on about
>>53765 #
>he doesnt seem like he is feminising himself
nvm I found his facebook and I take this back
image spoilered for good reason fyi
yeah kinda reminds me of a tokfu innit, same jaw, hair growth
Maybe YOUR tokfu.
Hehe, gottem
my tokfu?
yeah I love her
btw did you know that every time you post a tok or a megu you are breaking copyright law?
lawbreakers on my nekochen? more likely than you think
Nora
pip... exposed skin...
>>53775 #
I was going to say that tails toks are probably not doing the numbers but... They actually are comparable to the link ones so... I guess she just brought it back for me and other nekos to enjoy :)tummy 🤤
Bubbly pip more likeinsert funny joke here
also I want two minutes of my life back
>>53779 #
I don't blame you, I didn't post it and I didn't even probably mention it. If you like it though I might post some just for you neko :)
>>53780 #
Why? Story?
>>53781 #
Remember the post a few days ago about watching the same tok several times and how you could make a gimmick of hiding something after a tok has looped like 5 times?
For some reason, pip made all her link toks loop >5 times in the same video and I watched both of them anticipating the gimmick and I instead just got tricked into looking at the same tok like 6 times each haha
also theres a new link pip posted like 10 min ago
>>53782 #
Oh yea I just noticed one of the Tails toks is looped 2 times while I was looking through them to post some. Immediately thought about that post and how it would be funny to post it and pretend I've done it intentionally but alas I've not done so.
>also theres a new link pip posted like 10 min ago
I am downloading it rn, thanks neko.lmao, it's looped 6 times
Pip read the gimmick idea here on neko and decided to do it but with two layers of trickery meaning we watch it all the way through and get fooled into thinking it will change when it wont
is pip the wife? #8ball (It can't be helped)
if you ever grow tired of the mephisto mustache later you can keep growing it into a fu manchu mustache
Just sat behind a cute alt girl on the bus, we're all gonna make it
I forgot to do my pushups yesterday so I will double the load and do them today instead
coursework stole my vril
>>53790 #
No hair growing on the sides. Cannot be a HH bro... What a loss...
>>53791 #
Good luck neko, I hope you will succeed :)
Also I've failed to mention that I gave up after like 350/1000 pushups. It felt like I was overtraining and while I would've pushed through if it was last 100 or 200, I don't feel like last 600 with that feeling is really smart (I've never said I'm smart, I'll probably try that again)
>>53792 #
Yeah the mid 300s was where my body started getting real tired last time I rolled to do like 800 pushups here on neko
At that point my sets had gone from 35 in one (set one) to not being able to do more than 5 in a row without turning into spaghetti
1000 throughout a day would probably require a lot of carbs and endurance training your arms beforehand
>>53793 #
>a lot of carbs and endurance training your arms beforehand
I'm used to eating more at this point thanks to work (that I'm not at at the moment) but my arms gave out, my back was up for it thanks to the job but I rarely use triceps there.
I've probably done more that time we rolled but that was not only a challenge but a promise (to other nekos) that I will not give up until I am donezo.
>my sets had gone from 35 in one (set one) to not being able to do more than 5 in a row
Yea everything over like 200 is probably an endurance training at this point and you have no more instant energy reserves left. I can probably do like 10-15 at that point (which was about what I was doing).
>>53794 #
is it a time-limited promise or will you be able to finish those 1000 over the next days? If the latter, then you can definitely do it
and even if you are used to eating more, Im talking carbs in the levels of marathon runners that just munch down half a kilo of pasta in the morning of and then after shitting all of that out is just eating sugar (usually dextrose I think) the entire run to refuel on the go
oh I see
you can definitely train yourself up to hitting 1k in a day, I just thought you were still hellbent on doing those 1000 today
you obviously already know but it needs repeating anyways, remember to give your arms rest between attempts so you dont overtrain and just hurt yourself
>>53797 #
>hellbent on doing those 1000 today
Nah, but I am hellbent on doing it one day. I should probably train up some more in the terms of pure strength, although I feel like I am pretty far there (further than I've ever been tbh)
>dont overtrain
Yea dw, pushups are actually the only exercise that I've had years and I mean years of practice in. I think that's the only exercise where I can say pretty confidently that I have good form in.
>>53798 #
Pure strength only gets you that far, gotta have your muscles be able to withstand the time under load as well
I dont doubt that your form is good but like you mentioned earlier, if you had tried to push through the last 600 despite being winded (or if you hadnt let your muscles recuperate by working them multiple days in a row) you can still end up tearing something
even pros get injuries
i dont even think i could do 100 in a day, you guys are so strong and masculine and handsome............
[YouTube] ???
I am still thinking about Amélie
I saw a girl on the train that reminded me of her
was the neko asking about anituesday earlier joking or is there interest in watching anime today? i have some series i could try out
what series did you have in mind?
you can vote on it now, the next 3 posts will be the series i have and want to watch
psychopass is a cyberpunk anime action/thriller/detective show
blue period is a show about a guy who wants to go to art school and so he trains really hard (at art)
and the third option is bolhasuco. she is a tiktokker and we can watch all of her tiiktoks
the 3rd option is oregairu, which is kind of a romantic comedy, but also not, it's a romantic comedy if the main character was a 4chan reading incel. it was very popular on /a/ when it was airing, the main character is "literally me"
and the 4th and final option is tatami galaxy, an anime series by the same creator as that movie we watched for anituesday last week.
similar themes, college student wants a raven haired maiden and a rose coloured campus life, keeps getting into wacky scenarios, he is a huge loser and also literally me
i hate the term "amab" and "afab"
>>53813 #
assigned male at birth
assigned female at birth
it is just saying "male" or "female" but with 3 added words. society's muddling of gender and sex cannot be allowed to continue, somebody has to stop it, and if nobody does then i will.
at board game club on sunday one of the non-binaries mentioned that he is AMAB, because someone mentioned something about his male bodytype, and it has pissed me off remembering it 2 days later. ASSIGNED MALE AT BIRTH JUST MEANS MALE, YOU ARE MALE, REGARDLESS OF YOUR GENDER IDENTITY YOU ARE NOT 'ASSIGNED' A SEX, YOU ARE THAT SEX.
I don't care if you're trans or nonbinary, it's whatever, just stop using the sex terms to describe your gender identity, you can be nonbinary demitrans queerasexual, you're still male or female, regardless of how much tap water you drank as a kid.
what do those acronyms mean
oh weird chimera stuff. I just ignore those people if I come across them. Ive only seen one tranny in real life and he is a mentally ill "city clown" that walks around in a batman costume, with tennis balls in his bra to simulate breasts and he's like 6'5.
Brazil has its funny moments.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THEY DUMPED COW SHIT ON THE STREET AGAIN
I HATE THE COUNTRY SIDE
All those trads on twitter dont mention the smell of their country town larping.
>nobody voted for an anime series
it's over, nekochen has actually fallen this time there's no coming back it's dead
im just not into watching series sorry neko
actual answer: i HATE you neko and im lying that i dislike series the reality is i HATE you
how did he see through my lie??? O.o
focking faggots using O.o
8===D
(-8P
well im still interesting in watching obscure anime movie maquia, it literally changes lives
I hate weebtubers.
>>53829 #
film suggestion, its about a runaway girl, a tranny, and homeless man who find a lost baby and try to return it to its parents, who they have to find.
there was some lunatic that reviews the Disney Frozen movie and the review was longer than the movie. we need to put these people into insane asylums.
I can't judge, I've fallen asleep listening to video game reviews for years
grown men cry over maquia, this could be us nekosisters
those freaks were crying over clannad.
nineiota randomly appeared in this vid
today I could only stomach one league game before I got enough and want to pull the plug on my life
tomorrow? we will see
I think that is a sign of video game fatigue. play something else or take a break
play an old game like Thief or Thief 2 or Thief 3.
Okay then play System Shock 2 again.
already played the thief games
there are no noobs to pwn in singleplayer games unfortuantely
World of Tanks
tanks ruined War Thunder and WoT is just an inferior more P2W version
play final fantasy 14 with shwaybaby
>no anime tuesday
sad
WHAT A DAY (horrible)
my girlfriend without benefits is expecting a love letter from me but my brain is melting
my torrenting speeds are abyssmal
like, completely in the dumps. absolutely horrid. faltering.
I used to have a good speed but now it takes hours to download a single 4 GB movie as if it was the early 2000s
>>53854 #
no and I wouldnt be able to if I tried given my current speeds
someone call the EU police. we haev a pirate in nekochen
we are LAW ABIDDING PEOPLE here
yeah even with VPN turned off my speeds are trash
thats Maquina there at 136.7 KB/s
zoomers dont seed their torrents. horrible generation. I hate them.
I just think I cannot connect to peers
Im trying it with Poor Things with allegedly 1900 seeders of which I can connect to 100 of them and im literally at 13 KB/s
what client do you laddies use
qbit
do i seed it for anon #8ball (It can't be helped)
im on another torrent iuts a 1.6 GB one just to try
never seed your torrents. fuck these poor nerds.
(i actually seed)
I cant wait to not have dial up! I heard there was this new internet system where they deliver it via radio waves?? Thats so crazy
am i gonna run #8ball (Yes)
Ive gone below KB/s range now, I'm literally counting bytes
If only something else was counting bites amiright fellas? *high fives all around*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I looked away for a second and a torrent spiked to 15 MB/s just to taunt me
the one torrent I only started to see if it was me or the amount of seeders
I do NOT want to watch episode 28 of Frieren
Ok Maquia done we can watch it some time nekos
>>53874 #
are you the neko with the brutal life hindering ability also known in medical circles as a sprained ankle? we can watch it now if you want and have nothing important to do in the morning
actually lets keep it for an official neko movie opportunity so that everyneko has the opportunity to cry like that one guy in the youtube thumbnail did
isnt it crazy how airports and LANs are the only places everyone just agreed that sleeping on the ground was completely ok and nobody will disturb you?
>just has a nap (from 7pm till 9pm)
>when i awoke, reki has posted a new iso (male cosplay)
life is a grand and intoxicating innocence
decent pic ngl
Count your days. I am coming
How many days left? #d100 (22)
ZOMG THE NUMBER FLASHES THIS IS SO COOL
wait and see what happens you get trips
the new valo agent is scottish AND cute?
its like my londonserverfu...
post a sound clip where she does not sound human
says the scouser
wait ur not? wtf my doxx has been wrong this whole time?
look up the leicester gimp lil man, he is coming
count your days
>Google [my city] gimp
>No news articles about it
My city doesn't have a local gimp. Is it over for Southend-on-Sea?
the Somerset gimp is known for roaming; never resting in one place place at the time
Last known location: Skegness
>>53901 #
I don't like how his leg is blurry, as if he's capable of moving at sonic the hedgehog speeds
>>53903 #
He is able to become an ethereal being at will, allowing him to dematerialize into thin air before reforming in a city near (You)
>>53904 #
Yea, how will he survive in harsh realities of my foreign country where he can't understand squat?
>>53907 #
>implying GIMP needs to communicate
All he does is wandering the deserted streets at night, suited and booted
You act all high and mighty but any moment he will cast [Shadowstep] and appear behind you before unleashing a 5 combo point [Eviscerate], taking your knee caps clean out
>>53910 #
Yea? I'll use cs ks gouge vanish cs ks thistle tea cs kscan't remember how the combo went after that
You think your locked door will stop him?
He'll cast Ondusi's Unhinging, run at you with his boots of blinding speed, one tap you with his glass jinkblade to paralyze you for ten seconds, steal ALL your shit, then laugh and Almsivi Intervention to teleport away before your paralysis wears off.
Go ahead, tell the guards. He has the Cammona Tong AND the Morag Tong in his pocket. House Redoran kneels to the GIMP
>>53911 #
>cheap shot into kidney into gouge
>he is IMMUNE after three diminishing returns
You FOOL. You ABSOLUTE FOOL. Such a grand and intoxicating innocence. He will simply pop [Evasion] and sprint towards you with his hightened movement speed and that's when you are donezo.
>LFG Sethekk Halls HC, need 2 dps heal and tank
>The Essex Gimp has gotten a cute redhead 9/10 stacyfu befoe any neko has
thoughts? opinions? complaints?
>>53917 #
why do you think the lyric "I don't care about your DPS, I just hope that you're not gay" was said?
>>53913 #
Yea, I'll do this then: CS+KS+Gouge+Vanish+CS+KS+Gouge+Blind+Stealth+CS+KS+Gouge+Preparation+Vanish+CS+KS+Gouge+Shadowdance+CS+KS+ThistleTea+CS+Sprint(I'll run away for a second and come back to)+CS+KS+Gouge
I was gonna make a joke about posting the ice block icon and saying "Problem?" but I wont ever even pretend to be a mage player
I didn't play enough wow yo understand these jokes. I missed out on a generation of gaming because I had an xbox as a kid...
Problem?
one day we will watch the warcraft movie and u will feel how the halo movie felt
NERD
You did stream the halo movie, kimi no na wa, sound euphoria
all of which were 10/10
all three of them were equally as good
Where the Dead go to die
now THATS a good nekomovie
oldnekos remember
Cat Stevens- Father and Son, listening to this right now. I have cried to this song plenty.
I am not close to my dad, I've said less than 50 words to him in 10 years. He's around, my brother goes to see him weekly. We're just distant, he never tried to cross that barrier and as I grew up I guess I never did either.
It's not too late. I could reach out to him, I just.. don't feel anything for him. I frequently think about how he's going to die in the next 20ish years and I wonder if I'll shed any tears.
I'm not crying over him, I'm sad for a relationship I never had with him. He's just not part of my life
>>53933 #
You didn't have to remind me of that movie neko... You could've refrained... You should've not said anything...
that post is gonna get screencapped and posted to the other site I feel it
true, true
quints in 15 posts
*steals ur gets*
Problem?
I'm gonna get quints for Reki.
is that true? #8ball (No)
HOW CAN I TRY TO EXPLAIN
WHEN I DO HE TURNS AWAY AGAIN
ITS ALWAYS BEEN THE SAME OLD STORY
FROM THE MOMENT I COULD TALK I'VE BEEN ORDERED TO LISTEN
-Yusuf "Cat Stevens" Islam
ISLAM? THem dang towelheads caused nine elevens
I'm in my sidmaxxing era. I will get a cassie gf or die trying
*gets hit by a bus*
Ooooooh baby baby it's a wild world
im listening to the Smiths
music that fuckable men listen to and Im trying to channel that into my life
a guy told me to kill myself in league but he had a portuguese name so I told him to go eat a bullet and he called me a whore of a brazilian and to go die
we are so back
Did you insult him in portuguese
yeah
I forgot to type that bit in my last poost but I said "eat a bullet" in portuguese and called him very bad in the same way
so funny
Oh yeah, you're learning brazilian portuguese.
it was because I said voce and not tu, which is more common in portugal for the 2nd person pronoun
I dont know. Portuguese is technically my second langauge. I can barely tell euro portuguese and brazilian portuguese apart unless spoken.
>>53957 #
I havent been exposed to it enough but the little I have spoken with my portuguese classmate apparently I speak more like a brazilian than a portuguese
but the difference of whichever between você / tu being the dominant one in informal speech is what Ive heard is a big sign Ive heard
Its 11 degrees out, tsun is shining, the sky is blue and the birds are singing
Suffering was just outlawed
>>53961 #
I am suffering. It has not been outlawed. Even if so, what are they going to do? Make me suffer more?
Appointed to all those who no longer suffer
So get to doing your cheerups, the hardest exercise of them all
>"I think I'm really good at mooddowns."
>Loses to someone that has a bit of experience
Tsk tsk, stolen valourneko
you need to start your anime villain training arc so you can defeat those debbie downers and claim the bottom spot of the most downneko to have ever existed
maybe the government will reward you for your contribution and recognition on the world stage
>>53969 #
>your anime villain training arc
But my arc is already being the most devilish neko of them all, I can't be both at the same time.
Especially since being such a devilneko would only bring me joy, in which case my suffering would decrease.
Afterall, maybe nekochen is a societatis ioculatorum where we all devilmaxx
The more i think about it the more cucked it is that they named an entire country “United Kingdom”
No reference to the land, the people, the culture, or the political system
The name of the country just means its the possession of the british monarch
An entire country whose name is being some persons posession
shrivix update, she has a tumor
How can bongcels possibly recover from this?
it's the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland
isle of man more like aisle of gay
ive never been to the isle of man
No isle of woman, only sausages.
>uk so gay that it has an isle of man but no isle of women
cant believe our britneko went to the gay island
englishneko*
>>53976 #
>good kind of tumor
Like a benign one? I've got no idea really what she's talking about but hopefully she's okay.
I have never met a gender students student, does this degree even exist or was it made up by angry right wingers?
I am listening to weezer. what are you going to do about it?
not join you
ooooo eeeee ooooo i look just like buddy holly
you wouldn't call me a chimpanzee if i had an acid gf
sampanzee
I am a great man, in a historical sense, and my posts will be read and discussed centuries from now
my posts will be forgotten in the dunes of time
in my legacy, only the trickling remains of bonitoks in megutv
might play valo
fuck you I will play factorio instead
most sane tiktok commenter
it got clover to make a response tiktok though, maybe that was the devil's plan, to act insane to get clover to post more.
I like the highly american opinion that you need to be 21 to watch something that is rated 18+
his other tok was pretty funny
>Excuse me mate can I ask you what music youre listening to right now?
and then he says something funny I cant remember what
yeah that one
only saw that first clip tho I scrolled after that
>"I've just had a 14 hour day at work"
>Its clearly daytime
so what time did he start
>he isnt forced to work the graveyard shift
ok you tory
I dont remember that scene in Amélie
hi nekos
bros is it true that ninja actually caught ligma
who the flip is ninja
>>54017 #
I wanted to work at a morgue because my anxiety was too bad for me to function around people
Dead people dont give me anxiety
If I was suddenly surrounded by dead people I would be anxious tbh
Theyre dead. What is there to be anxious about.
wake up mr west
clover popped off with this one
decent tok tbh
my latest morrowind character, she's a breton thief. I just pulled off a heist on the old ebonheart treasury and stole this epic level chestpiece, permanent constant 1hp regen, at the cost of 1 mana drain per second. I don't cast spells, so it's perfect.
Completed the thieves guild questline in old ebonheart, used those funds to make myself some enchanted gear. The amulet of 5 seconds invisibility has been very useful so far. In the treasury room, a dremora guardian spawned in to attack me when I stole some stuff, I kited him away, turned invisible and ran back to the treasury, thank god for morrowind's dumb AI letting shit like that work.
Yes, the chest piece clips with her outfit, I shouldn't wear it unless I need it.
well i bimbofied my nora and got morrowind aids (corpus disease)
>>54040 #
>orcish chest piece
>glass limbs
>fur boots
>NO PANTS
possibly the ugliest toon transmog i've seen
shrivix update: she has a benign tumor in her fucking head
Nier: Automata is so much more fun than league of legends
sorry I dont play games that arent made by coomers
This is what my character looked like before the thieves guild. Cool skirt, I still have it stashed away somewhere
what are nekochen's thoughts on the Baltimora Bridge collapse?
similar thing happened in sweden in the 80s, 8 people died iirc
and sweden is still around? so i guess the US will be fine
8 people loss back then was a huge chunk of our population so it incredibly stagnated the economy
ive driven on this bridge (after it was restored), quite kino
sweden hasnt existed since the 80s. America will not be fine
>>54053 #
yeah
I think we lost the only taxi driver in the incident so people had to walk for a while
I think thats why they invented walkable cities
it was a tragedy and youre laughing?
being a taxi driver is a horrible job.
if its such a horrible job then why are there two (2) movies based on it that are literally me?
1. Taxi Driver
2. Driver (taxi emphasized but left unsaid)
the driver franchise was pretty weird how it went backwards in time
>Taxi Driver
>Driver
>Baby Driver
if the star wars movies can release in a wierd order then why cant driver people? ever heard of putting your car in R?
never got the appeal to star wars. even as a kid thought it was lame
I dont hate stars wars. its boring.
LOVED halo as a kid.
trans euboredium was very boring and feminine.
i love mentioning trans people i love mentioning trans people i cant stop thinking about trans people and being transgender i fucking love transgenderism
I mean, in defense of neko that movie was basically all a metaphor for being trans
I activated his agp
Sex work is real work, pay no attention to the pimping lobby.
>>54041 #
i wanted to get the loinscloth-over-the-crotch-viking look, and was too invested to give it up. everything else looked EVEN UGLIER than glass, its just impossible to fashionmaxx on morrowind. almost every cuirass uses the male torso model so it always looks awkward on a female, and i dont want to wear robes. i will never top the all yellow look
>kla
>turned into 👏🏻
haha, language other than english (the official language of Nekoville)
Im going to one up this neko by playing daggerfall
kimi no na wa was about being trans
trans eupornium was about being trans
the halo movie had some trans hints but maybe it wasnt actually about that just slightly
>looked up spoilers for sound euphonium
>kumiko gets a BOYFRIEND in the final movie
it's so over yuribait/transbian SISTERS....
there was only one true lesbian anime made, it's so over the top in how dramatic it is I highly recommend it. It's called Dear Brother. It's also one of the few anime where it rains a lot and I dont know its a nice anime to watch when i want to sleep.
The reason I didn't stream this is because it's just random episodes. Microsoft went to every anime studio they could talk to and paid them to make a 15 minute halo story.
Most of them are very very bad and forgettable.
I remember when microsoft first increased the price of their xbox live service. those damn money handlers.
i will not allow you to slander bill gates. microsoft WILL own the gaming market and you WILL like it.
i did not slander bill. microsoft was operated by Steve Ballmer at the time.
Only Bill I support is the Brotherman Bill
[YouTube] ???
>that scene where kumiko and her childhood friend are shouting across a bridge at each other that they want to improve
so true, literally me.
i zoned out in the film. why did that one girl cry after her friend not being selected to play solo
she really wanted her friend to play solo but was heartbroken upon learning that her friend is a loser.
>>54092 #
Her friend was in her final year, and had never gotten a chance to play a solo despite being the best trumpeteer in her first 2 years in the band, because before Teacher-Senpai came along, the concert band was jobbers and they gave solos to older students due to seniority. So in HER final year, she would've gotten to play one solo at least, but then Teacher-Senpai gave the solo to Girl-He-Was-Fucking and her friend lost it, knowing how hard Loser-Girl was trying and how much she felt she'd earned the role.
Lesbian-Friend wanted her friend Loser-Girl to be happy, and was probably projecting some of her own failures onto Loser-Girl in an attempt to live vicariously through her success (getting a solo) unfortunately Teacher-Senpai conspired against them.
I dont remember the name and face of a single character from that movie
I only remember the main character, the friend, and the glasses girl but thats because I forced myself to watch season 1 way back in 2017
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I cant lie, him using fake names like "Lesbian-Friend" makes it even harder to follow along than if he used their names
Asuka? From Evangelion? Why we should watch End of Eva good idea
i have NEVER seen evangelion.
yes i have watched sound euphonium over 26 times and i have been on HRT for 6 years.
cant believe liarstreamerneko said we would watch a movie yesterday, told that one smartneko goodtasteneko to pick a movie and then he just didnt stream it
hate that guy now
darn, those girl emotions really made transneko have a female outrage moment am i right fellas?
HAHAHA I TROLELD HIM I KNEW IT WASN'T ARI AND I STILL GOT A RESPONSE I AM A DEVIL NEKO
I started playing nier again today and 2B is so much prettier than that chunker
whomst the chunker
2B can be simulated to be real with cosplays
>open megu
>kay is playing
zomg its true this is a based and trad kay boardit was actually kellysmelly's vivec cosplay
i watched a vod of reckful playing episode 1 of life is strange earlier today
it was from 2017
hold my hentai :D
so talented
im gonna say it
I do not like the
"denial is a river in egypt your husband is gay" audio
isnt that audio like 16 months old at this point? you dont hear it near enough for it to matter
>nora
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
boniposter has evolved to the computer speed level posting of the chip poster.
it's over for neko
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REKI ON MEGU WE WIN THESE
9S twink
most attractive bonbi tok unironically
I know what movies the neko above me likes
Norbit?
that funky was saved directly to the funky folder
this is a reference to the neko he said he was coming for me
>hevc
its over wanai
it's a sushi tok of her wearing a cammy? cosplay sitting on the bed
I COULD BREAK HER HEART IN FOUR
THEN I LOVE HER TIL SHE SORE
>she showers
literally perfect, i love her
this tok plays EVERY time i megumine.
funny tok
i saved that koto, it was a good tok
should I watch chainsaw man? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
>sugarsweetnite
good post.
didnt this JUST play 5 minutes ago?
it was the tenshit version earlier which you wouldve seen if you didnt make it 3 pixels large
wtf rare boni with the boni trole face
I dont see that boni often
this audio is very good, the "for free? get connected. for free" audio
That hair is so good, it must've taken ages to do properly.
(I am referring to the green pink boni hair where the side has pink dots, it's pink on top and green on the sides)
less than 7630 hours!
this tok was posted THIS thread
so when is that tiktok ban coming
in like 160 days if the bill is passed and the app isnt sold to an american registered company
at this rate, quints will happen on saturday. I hope y'all nekos are ready to stay up 24 hours to fight for it.
what happened to apple
this tok would be a good thread edition tok
my penis exploding rn
zomg is that koto
ZOMG IS THAT KIKO
reki's cat is called kiko
like this lemon currently on, it wouldnt be a super good thread edition tok
you feel me?
lemon walled hard the moment she went to college
this boni wouldnt be a good thread edition tok even if its a good boni
its just a vibe thing. imagine you walk up to a house and they have a low energy door mat, you wouldnt think much of it
now imagine its a door mat that says soemthing like "RAAAAAAAAAAAAH DINOSAUR" you would go "holy shit"
why hasnt nine made any onlyfans despite her best friend going down that route
>>54174 #
it helps to be asian i guess
bolhasuco is very mid. sorry.
>neko posted this clover earlier
>now it's on megu
it definitely reads our current threads and bases picks around that
g
e
hmmmmmmmm
3 toks of this thread in this megu batch
>thats two clovers posted today that have been on megu
AND I DONT PLAY NICE
there does probably not exist a single low energy funky tok
>what amelie would act like in 2024
posting about kay when she hasnt posted on the other chan for like a month now.
THIS lemon would make a good thread OP
did i accidentally log onto kaychen.net? i didn't ask, and dont care about your new zealand midlet
trans fortress 2
good thread edition tok
ZOMG IS THAT REKI. I LOVE REKI HERE ON REKICHEN.NET HOME OF THE REKI TOKS
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I know a neko that looks at this and goes WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>he's playing an instrument from Sound Euphonium
that's so cool
it really likes clover today
this was a great edition starter tok
wow great tiktok
crazy how sushi stopped being mentioned the second she turned 18 and legal
sushi is gross and always looks like she doesnt shower.
thats why we liked her, she's just like us
i mentioned sushi minutes ago
>he pays for her patreon
where did you come from neko
crazy how reki looked cute
great funky (goes unsaid)
watching bonbi stream where she talks how much she wants to kill herself
Remember Lily?
Very impressive how she shook the ttgers off her tail by being too autistic and sucking on dildos
I'm going to sleep now nekos. Goodnight!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!
This song was in a bonitok earlier and its so pretty
[YouTube] ???
another kay tiktok to mogg boni reki and whoever acid
Então me abraça forte
Me diz mais uma vez que já estamos
Distantes de tudo
cute song
>just remembered that I bought tomatoes for my sandwiches
>the sandwiches I ate a week ago and whose bread no longer exists
oops
crazy how emiru and bonbi used to be friends
we love bonbibonkers shes better than ever now
thanks for the reply i had forgotten about the tomatoes again
i checked on them and they look like the day i bought them
three tomatoes as large as my fists. time to eat one yum tomato
it was really tasty but brrrr so cold
I will eat the next two tomorrow
though since they were beef tomatoes they didnt have that much taste, just that basic blank watery tomato taste
love me some cherry tomatoes or otherwise small tomatoes, they have so much more flavour and character
>>54236 #
Well, I don't normally eat plain tomatoes, unless I add them to a sandwich. Most of the time when I use them I use them in a dish and first I simmer them over heat for a while so they condense and give off that strong flavor.
>love me some cherry tomatoes or otherwise small tomatoes, they have so much more flavour and character
I dunno, I'm not a big fan, most cherry tomatoes taste not as good as regular ones for me. Though there's another strain that's called raspberry(?) tomatoes that is much more flavorful, it is expensive though.
I havent had that tomato but it looks interesting
but tomato is tomato, hard to distinguish its flavour or anything from just looking at it
on a measure of how many kg of tomato products I eat yearly I might be #1 or at least a competitive #2 here on neko
95% of full meals I cook have tomato sauce or tomato paste in it
Also I use tomato puree instead of butter on my sandwiches. Like I literally am the tomato neko
I do that sometimes too but not the majority of the time
>>54241 #
Well, if it was a sweet sandwich maybe I wouldn't do that. But I haven't had any kind of sandwich with sweet stuff on it for a long time actually.
It pairs really well with cheese though, a plain tomato+cheese sandwich is all I need most of the time, quick and gets me satiated and not feeling too guilty.
I cant stop listening to that song
heres a really good live performance [YouTube] ???
scratch that heres a better version i found [YouTube] ???
https://www.twitch.tv/novaruu look at this holy fuck
for prosperity's sake
this is twitch in 2024
dude just open the category and look at the thumbnails https://www.twitch.tv/directory/category/pools-hot-tubs-and-beaches
>>54249 #
why do men watch this
like, porn exists
or if you want a chat, chaturbate and other cam sites exist
MEGUTV BUT ITS ONLY BELLE DELPHINE TOKS IN FAST GO GO GO https://www.twitch.tv/belle_delphine78
>>54250 #
I think its for third worlders without access to porn in their countries and for kids and teens that arent allowed to watch porn / dont want porn in their history
why is chat funny as fuck
should i try gooning to this category #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
holy based the chadwick does it again
imagine just rebroadcasting another stream of you hooring yourself out and retards give you money anyways
>SolidChaos_
>Moderator
>Following Since 14 November 2019
>Tier 1 - Subbed for 52 Months
gyatt meta marathon is crazy
a story in two parts
>The word "conchita" can have a vulgar or slang meaning in some Spanish-speaking countries, particularly in Mexico. In this context, "conchita" is used as a slang term for the female genitalia, specifically the vulva.
que rico means "how tasty!"
im surprised her viewers arent already in the know
no thoughts only coom
these girls aren't even particularly pretty
how do mids get so many views
men are embarassing
even uggos are attractive when no girl talks to you
wdyp?
Picture this scenario nekos:
>you're talkng with a girl online
>you guys hit it off and she seems to like you
>she sends you a photo of herself
Would you prefer her to be:
A. Completely mid
B. Kinda mid but kinda cute
C. Extremely attractive
c, duh
yeah but shes already interested in me
im not some low confidence wank who preys on uggos cus I dont like competition
plus, I dont get attracted to ugly people, they do not turn me on
>>54279 #
and? do you think ugly women (read: you said mid, so a 5/10) is not going to go through the same basic human behaviours as an attractive woman?
you saw the twitch hoors earlier, even the ugly ones have hundreds of men on their shit constantly. a mid woman is still going to have options and high standards
>>54280 #
i will say, less so
i feel like mids will get guys that hit on them for sexual purposes but rarely do they ever get real connection or sustained non-sexual attention from men
>>54281 #
>non-sexual attention from men
what does this even mean
all attention is sexual in nature when talking about a woman having other dating options
if you talk about men giving platonic attention then they arent interested in fucking her, no?
and I have to ask, are you just guesstimating here or do you have experience around attractive women?
>>54282 #
hear me out here, there is a spectrum between
< - platonic - romantic - sexual - >
Attention on the right side of the spectrum is easy to come by for women obv
male attention in the middle is harder, someone has to truly like you
>>54283 #
>someone has to truly like you
and thats just as likely for an attractive woman and a mid woman because if you have to truly like some then you need to actually be interested in them beyond just the physical which was the only separator of the two classes
and Im still asking, how many attractive women do you hang around / have in the past? Sure they get a lot of weird guys hitting on them and simping in their dms but these people dont even register on the radar for potential people
yeah but Im still of the opinion that women are women, a mid woman and an attractive woman are still women
sure, the attractive one will have more people in her dms and some of those will be more attractive than me but dont forget that in the circumstances she already likes me, i'm basically already at the goal line
>>54286 #
from what ive seen online friendships / flirtationships / relationships are all fleeting and the attractive ones tend to get bored quicker
maybe you're just the rizzler or something
>>54287 #
>are all fleeting
then why does it matter if shes hot or ugly? if anything if I knew it was going to end I would rather have a hot girl so I can brag and say that this hot chick was into me but that it fell through. nobody would give a shit if I posted a 5/10 midlet and say "look this chick was into me" that would just seem pathetic rather than bragadocious
>attractive tend to get bored quicker
yeah sure but she already likes me and a spade is still a spade. if something that i do naturally causes her to get bored, assuming that the attractiveness of the woman is the only differing factor then the other women would grow tired of me eventually as well. thats assuming the "ugly" ones arent like "Omg im so lucky to have [Neko] I have to stay because its the best I can get" but they wont because even a mid can get an 8/10 if they want
women arent real anyways. no matter what you do they will just switch their mood for you at the blink of a moment
so in the end it doesnt matter. might as well try to topfrag how attractive she is and hope she sticks around because it will end either way
but then again I am also very anal on the circumstances where I assume everything is alike between the girls with only the attractiveness level being the independent variable
obviously irl these would be different but I still think the hot one is the best option since she is still into me
had it been me trying to hit on three different girls that have shown interest but arent quite yet into me, its probably going to the cute midlet because that seems more looksmatchy and attainable
>>54290 #
online i just personally feel like mid girls are way friendlier
and even if things don't work out with a mid girl you can just be friends anyways
>>54292 #
>even if things don't work out with a mid girl you can just be friends anyways
massive ick
if I was romantically interested in a girl and it didnt work out between us Im cutting contact. there is nothing left there in the relationship because every interaction is always going to be tainted by the idea of me wanting her and her not wanting me
its like knowing a dog has bitten in the past. even if you have been around the dog for years and never seen aggression, just knowing it has bitten in the past is going to make every interaction you have with it on edge and uncomfortable
>>54294 #
>you guys hit it off
>you find out she's mid
if Ive already hit it off with a mid girl Im not going to stop being interested with her because she is mid
I may be vain but mid is still pretty decent even if I do consider myself to be settling in that scenario
but also even in the case that I do get turned off because she is mid, still cant be friends because she is going to be an orbiter that is interested in me. same scenario just with less awkward tension
its like bgc neko with his ugly BGCgf, he isnt interested in her but every time she asks him to hang out hes like "ewww idk I dont like her". if he never got the impression from her that she was interested in him he would be like "yeah that sounds fun lets play some magic" u feel me?
>>54293 #
well the scenario was
>you guys hit it off
>you find out she's mid
at that point if you don't like her you can b friends
...
I do sympathize with everything you are saying though
>>54293 #
to an extent but if you guys just vaguely like each other and you stop flirting and she's not suuper into you, you can still be friends without her becoming an orbiter
>>54295 #
its theoretically possible but I really dont see it happening realistically
if theres romantic attraction then it doesnt just fade out like that. just look at every testimony from someone who got dumped and how it took them a long time to slowly get over their ex until one day a long time later it just clicked and their attraction had dissipated enough for it to no longer exist
Im not gonna be around an orbiter leading her on for half a year just for her to maybe have gotten past her attraction to me by then
if we are such great friends that we really fit together its more likely i wouldve actually fallen for her in the first place or we both realize that we arent compatible
once again: theoretically possible but I doubt it could happen
but I also do have to say that I have never been in that situation where I have had to reject a girl that was into me
anyone that has ever been into me has managed to trick me into being with them until it either falls off naturally or I end up cutting it off and not talking to them again
>>54298 #
women have total control over me
not in a femdom way but like I cannot say no to them, they walk all over me
not in a stomping fetish but like I love women too much to the point where they just end up emotionally abusing me
not in a degradation fetish way but like I'm afraid of hurting them because I love them so much
but then eventually I wisen up and dump the hoe and cut all ties because I realize that I'd rather be alone
I think going from romantically interested to platonic is near impossible but sexually interested (with no romantic wants) to being just friends afterwards is not that crazy
>>54302 #
>you talk to her over text
>she seems normal, maybe types a bit weird, could be because she's ESL, whatever
>she gets on voice
>she clearly has an intellectual disability of some sort
wyd
>>54304 #
>retarded girls need love too
I could not, im sorry
>>depends on how far off the beaten path we are talking
Imagine speech bad enough that from the moment she opens her mouth anyone listening to her will immediately assume iq < 90
ok ponder this though
>you talk to a girl over text
>you seem to like each other from the brief conversation you have had. both share common hobbies and tastes
>you find out she is almost nauseatingly extroverted. talking levels of she knows everyone and constantly runs into people she knows and talks to them for long periods of time when she is out and about
could you? personally I couldnt
just her being that much of an extrovert would be too much for me
I can handle social stuff and I dont feel exhausted by it but its just too high of a maintenance for me. I wanna stay at home or do things just the two of us, not have to be around lars, kenny, olaf and olivia every 5 steps
>>54309 #
what if she socializes on her own without dragging you into it
alternatively: what if her friends are actually kinda cool
>>54310 #
I mean, if shes so extroverted that its basically written on her skin then shes bound to want to do social stuff whenever I am with her as well. unless I was able to change and become more extroverted it would probably be very draining
>what if her friends are kinda cool
if I actually enjoy being with said friends I dont think it would be a problem. think of it like when you were a kid and your mom ended up talking way too long with a friend of hers or something vs you talking to someone you yourself like. dont think I would mind that too much
a little funny though because my ex was upset about me being an extrovert compared to her, she ended up complaining on reddit asking if it was possible that I was actually an introvert like I claimed yet wanted to do stuff with other people sometimes
>tokrel
cute norwegian. shame about her previous acc being banned
>>54312 #
oh i did not know i got her from here
>1y old post
time flies
side note: erm, why are you up at this hour?
I shouldn't even be up at this hour
>>54313 #
my sleep schedule is in the mud so Im listening to music and thinking about toks and hypothetical situations about women being interested in me (havent felt this in close to half a decade)
I asked a girl in my class what we needed to submit to get attendance on a specific event lecture we had because I had left halfway through and she responded with the questions to answer and her answers
I said "Oh, I understand. Thank you NAME" and she replied with "youre welcome [neko]" and it gave me that reaction you get sometimes when your vision sharpens and youre at a hightened level of awareness you know?
>>54315 #
I will thug it out
>>54314 #
>my sleep schedule is in the mud
It calls out to you: Put me in your belly and I will put you to sleep.
we very rarely have actual submissions that require effort - all of our written assignments are usually exams written on exam-mode locked computers so you have to actually write it
but I have heard people talk about asking / using gpt to explain concepts to them which is hilarious because I tried it once after overhearing someone else's conversation about it and it genuinely just made everything even harder to understand. it was bad at explaining, using incorrect definitions and terms and just generally didnt know what it was talking about
probably par for the course given that its trained on english content mostly and is just a predictive model and doesnt actually innately understand stuff like deductive reasoning or inductive reasoning, its just spewing stuff
though I wouldnt be surprised if at least 15% of people are using gpt during their studies
>>54318 #
at the risk of starting a whole other debate i will say
if you used the free chatgpt (gpt 3.5 turbo), that thing is basically a toy and spits out garbage 100%
I have personally used better models to explain math concepts to me and they have been on point so far
perhaps there are more tricky nuances to [your field of study] than math though or maybe what you're studying is too niche for it to have adequate training data on it
I would be interested in seeing if a better language model would respond correctly to your question
>>54319 #
Ive only ever used 3.5 and I wouldnt be surprised if the latter models were better, though I still question how well a predictive llm would fare at being able to weigh factors in on a human level
one thing we usually do when figuring out if someone has to replace damages (as a result of property damage for example) is to do an assessment on whether or not they are culpable, i.e. if their action that lead to the damages occurring was due to negligence or intent
to do that you have to take different things into account such as
1. the amount of damages caused
2. the risk for the damages to have occurred given what actions were taken (e.g. texting whilst driving or not looking checking your blindspots when you switch lane)
3. the opportunity for the tortfeasor to have foreseen that an incident would take place
4. the opportunity for the tortfeasor to have mitigated the risk for an incident to occur
if you took the example with not checking blindspots before switching lane which caused $500 in damages to another persons vehicle, assuming that stuff like insurance doesnt exist, you can easily say that its very hard in each of points 2-4 to argue in favour of the tortfeasor and say that their actions were unlikely to cause damages or for them not being able to do anything different
had I asked an AI to do this? I doubt it would even be able to construct an argument for why it believes the action was negligent or not if you arent giving it the most banal of circumstances where its obvious even to the layman that there was negligence, like the scenario given
idk where im going with this uuuuh
anyways, especially since theres not a lot of material for the gpts to go off of when it comes to swedish law, I doubt it has much ability to actually do well at it. theres too much human judgement and human grace that you have to utilize for it to reasonably be done by current AI models
though a lot of law firms are looking into AI and using it in their work, Ive read
good morning my pookies, whys that guy writing a novel on nekochen
>>54320 #
Okay, based on what you gave me, I have come up with a test prompt... well claude came up with the test prompt
Consider the following scenario: A driver named John was driving on a highway and decided to change lanes without checking his blind spots. As a result, he collided with another vehicle, causing $3,000 in damages to the other car. The owner of the damaged vehicle, Sarah, is seeking compensation from John for the damages.
Analyze the situation and construct a legal argument addressing the following points:
1. Evaluate the amount of damages caused and its significance in determining John's culpability.
2. Assess the risk of damages occurring given John's actions (i.e., not checking blind spots when changing lanes).
3. Discuss the opportunity for John, as the tortfeasor, to have foreseen that an incident would take place due to his actions.
4. Examine the opportunity for John to have mitigated the risk of an incident occurring.
Assume you are operating under swedish law. Based on your analysis of these factors, argue whether John's actions constitute negligence and if he should be held liable for the damages caused to Sarah's vehicle. Provide a clear, well-structured argument supporting your conclusion.
i will feed this in and see what I get
it will probably give you a really straight forward and accurate answer because even a naïve teenager could get to the conclusion that john not checking his blindspot and just ramming into someone is him being negligent
I dont doubt that it will fare well on that, I only used that to explain the concept behind the culpability assessment. In real cases its going to be a lot more convoluted. one example we were given when we first started learning about damages and reparations was this
this is a golf course. the marked 1 is the tee, the dotted line is the border of the track and the square by the 3 is the parking lot adjacent
the circumstances are the following
a gold player shoots a ball from the tee (1), lands at 2 and then once he shoots again it weers off to the left and hits a parked car at 3 causing $250 in damages. using those 4 previously mentioned points you have to determine whether or not him hitting the car with his golfball should constitute him having to repay the damages caused due to culpability or notthen theres the added question of, if you assume that the golfer plays with a handicap rating of -8 (he is shit), does that change the outcome?
>>54325 #
there is no exact case
apparently it might be a real case, the golf course exists in real life
>>54324 #
Here's what claude had to say:
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[some stuff about swedish law you probably already knew]
However, assuming normal conditions, if the golfer made a reasonable effort to hit toward the fairway and green, did not intentionally aim toward the parking lot, and the shot simply had an unintended bad result, it's less likely they would be found culpable. Golf balls can take unexpected bounces and deviations, and courses are expected to have some degree of protection or buffer for adjacent property.
Without additional details on the golfer's actions, shot-making decisions, and the exact layout, on balance I believe it is unlikely the golfer would be found primarily at fault and legally required to pay for the damages under Swedish law. The course design and lack of protective netting or barriers for the parking lot could be more culpable. However, the golfer's homeowner's or personal liability insurance may elect to cover the damages as a goodwill gesture even if not legally obligated.
---
Do you think the assessment was correct?
personally? yes
but the courts didnt agree. he had to pay damages for the damages he caused to the car
the supreme court, amongst other things, said this
>During a game of golf it is not unusual for a player to get a foul shot, which would attribute the ball with an unintended spin. With the route of play that Ulf L chose, when the ball later after the first hit landed close by the outer limits of the course, the parking lot was situated within the danger zone for a foul shot. Ulf L should therefore have accounted for the risk that the vehicle that was situated on the parking lot could be damaged. He could have avoided the damage by choosing another line of shit, in closer coherence with the course's intended line from the tee, even if it would have costed him another hit during the hole.
>Taking this into account, Ulf L's actions are to be deemed as negligent. Because of this [he has to pay the damages].
I will now see what it says to
>if you assume that the golfer plays with a handicap rating of -8 (he is shit), does that change the outcome?
---
If we assume the golfer has a handicap of -8, indicating they are a novice or unskilled player, that could potentially change the assessment of their liability under Swedish law.
With a handicap that high, it suggests the golfer does not possess a high level of skill or precision in their shot-making. As such, they may have a greater duty of care to ensure their shots do not pose an unreasonable risk of damage to adjacent property, such as the parking lot.
Factors that could now point more toward golfer liability:
The golfer chose to play a course that may be beyond their skill level, with hazards or out-of-bounds areas (the parking lot) that an unskilled player would have trouble avoiding.
The golfer may not have taken sufficient precautions, such as aiming further away from the parking lot side of the fairway, to account for their high handicap and propensity for errant shots.
If the parking lot was clearly visible from the spot of the second shot, a golfer with a -8 handicap should reasonably anticipate a higher risk of a mishit veering off-course and endangering the parked vehicles.
In this scenario, the golfer's decision to play the course despite their lack of skill, and their failure to take adequate precautions given their high handicap, could be seen as negligent or unreasonable under Swedish tort law principles.
As such, if the golfer is a novice with a -8 handicap, I believe there is a stronger case for holding them liable for the damage to the parked car. The course layout and lack of barriers might still be a mitigating factor, but the golfer's own negligence in playing a course ill-suited to their abilities and not showing proper care would likely outweigh this.
>>54332 #
This case seems like a hard one because "danger zone" feels entirely like a judgement call
I'd have to see the actual course and maybe get a feel for how a person like ulf could have done to get an idea of prob(golfball hitting car)
Regardless, the argumentation put out by claude seems pretty good to me
He had played golf for 26 years and had a 15 shot handicap which seems about average apparently, so 15 shots over par for an 18 hole course
>>54334 #
>feels entirely like a judgement call
yes exactly, thats why gpt isnt good at doing it. theres way too much finesse that you have to take into consideration
if you scroll up to the image again and look where his first shot landed (2) compared to the fairway and green, given that you have heard the court's reasoning for the danger zone, you can easily agree with them and go "yeah he shouldnt have shot straight for the hole but perhaps gone one to the right and aimed for the fairway first"
>>54336 #
a more apt description would be having one in the chamber at all and leaving it around and then a small child ends up accidentally triggering it and shooting someone (which has happened several times in the US)
given that you could with pretty high assumption be able to assume that someone could fire that shot and hurt themselves with a loaded gun left laying around, and easily could have foreseen something liek that happening and taken steps to counteract it (not leaving the gun, not having it loaded, having the safety on etc) you end up being culpable for it
just in general, a lot of law ends up being someone just sticking to a decision in a moment of both very convincing arguments and then having to die on that hill for it
AI is too insecure to be able to give a resolute answer like that imo
>>54332 #
i get their reasoning. if you fire a bullet close enough to someone AND a ricochet kills them, you are responsible for their death. its negligence even if you didnt point at them exactly
but bear in mind that I am the biggest AI hater there is aside from when it comes to programming stuff of which I am slightly in favour of it
this causes every thing I see about it to be tainted by this schema
>>54337 #
Do you remember hume's guillotine and the is-ought divide?
Perhaps you can separate the factual question of: Is AI actually performant at human tasks?
From the moral/ethical question of: Should we be using/improving/embracing AIs and chatbots and will this lead to a better outcome for us?
Like you can hate it based on a gut intuition level and answer NO to the second one and still say perhaps it's good at x y z tasks for the first question.
>>54338 #
yeah true
I do believe AI in its current state is good at binary tasks, where there either is or is not an answer for something (such as programming) but is not good at anything that lies on a spectrum
should we embrace it? nah fuck it dood put the shit in the dumps its just radcap gobbledygook anyways
>>54339 #
>is not good at anything that lies on a spectrum
My point is that these kinds of questions are testable and you should try to answer them as a neutral fact finder.
You can be neutral on this while still remaining fixed in your opinion that we don't need it or it's bad.
>>54341 #
Isnt that kind of contradictory though? Being neutral to its ability but being of a dogmatic opinion that it should be disregarded
If you dont mean that I can be objective about its ability whether its good or bad but despite that being against it
>>54342 #
It could be. I'd have to ask you if your hatred on it is conditioned on its incompetency or if there's some other deeper reason why you dislike it.
If it's the former well then you'd have to believe either:
1. At some point, it will get better and better and reach competency at which point you'd have to drop your objections to it.
2. You fully believe it can never get good enough to reach that competency point
>>54343 #
yeah true though I think its a mix of the two of them and once it becomes good enough then it will purely be the latter
>>54345 #
soldierbros wwa?
pic related to discussion
>>54349 #
well yes, to the extent of which it is conditional
I can concede that gpt is good at stuff like coding and in those regards I am not against using the tool and I have done so myself for these purposes
Creative writing? I can probably agree that gpt is decent at that
Anything fact based and/or questions that rely on answers that lie within a spectrum of which gpt can only either pass the ball to you in making the judgement yourself and/or not be able to give a decent reasoning to its decisions? afraid I dont see gpt being a good tool here
>>54350 #
cope, gpt is better than a judge, at least it doesn't change its mind because it gets hungry
the symbol for justice is literally a blind person but judges have eyes and an LLM doesn't
🤔
I sense that neko discussion hour is drawing to a close so I had fun, thanks for talking.
I will sleep now, good night boys
was fun chatting neko
it is getting light out I am too old to be pulling all nighters
POP! POP! POP!
woah haha its just happens to be that my pp is exactly like a red lollipop (length/thickness wise)
>>54362 #
1. it saves space for long toks
2. the original tok was in HDR and you don't get that with h264
>>54367 #
Oh it's Tarja from Nightwish, good taste neko.
[YouTube] ???
I've found this artist through an old hardstyle remix (it's a whole story lmao), her voice is just something else for me.
noemi is single again and words on the street she likes chubsters. if only ap was still posting on nekochen so he could seize this opportunity... sad!
>>54370 #
>she likes chubsters
It's so joever for me, I am thin af, literal six-pack showing, brutally almost no bf...
Maybe she'll like me for my muscles at least ;_;
I dreamt that I was in London walking down an alleyway near Oxford Street that i had been on
all of a sudden I see the exact same place that I remembered that I had posted a pic of on neko so I turned to whoever I was with and said "wait a sec lemme just take a pic" so I could post it to neko but then no matter what I did, when I opened the camera app everything started bugging out so it was like my camera was mid air flying above or it would move side to side and show me nearby streets despite me not being there
when I eventually got the pic I was told by my team of 3 other people that the opponent team were cheating and that we had to build specific units to defeat them so I spawned into the battle-royale and I couldnt figure out how to heal or do damage, I had 5 abilities but only 1 of them worked for me and my teammates would not tell me what to do. Eventually I found the upgrade button so I could level up my first ability so that it would do damage to the enemy and heal me on use
then I woke up. completely nonsensical dream.
pic a bit dark but this is my wife, say something nice about her
uhhhh bro she (robot) appears to be naked underneath the dress. where's her leotard?
its there I know youre just baiting me to infringe on a woman's freedom by perving on her
it actually doesnt exist you are a PERVERT NEKO who installed SEX MODS for NEIR AUTOMATIC
>proves you wrong
im not giving you the fool image you perv but there u see the leotard
unless it's got a red circle around it my zoomer brain can't see it, sorry neko.
its the white in the bottom right, the dress is the dark shape taking up 80% of the image
I have looked up other images online, and I retract my accusation. It turns out her leotard is just insanely high cut so it looks as if she's wearing nothing beneath from that angle
STOP LOOKING AT MY WIFE!!!
guys what is MY WIFE doing on all your harddrives? delete her IMMEDIATELY
have non-brits heard this song before?
not sure if robbie williams has crossed the pond to the rest of the world but he was on top of the world in the UK for like ten years straight and now he's bogged
i remember when i was little and h264 was a new thing
I just thought it was a cool way to fit more movies onto my PSP
>NEW YORK (AP) — Crypto entrepreneur Sam Bankman-Fried was sentenced Thursday to 25 years in prison for a massive fraud that unraveled with the collapse of FTX, once one of the world’s most popular platforms for exchanging digital currency.
>Bankman-Fried, 32, was convicted in November of fraud and conspiracy — a dramatic fall from a crest of success that included a Super Bowl advertisement and celebrity endorsements from stars like quarterback Tom Brady, basketball star Stephen Curry and comedian Larry David.
ok are HDR tiktoks a new thing or have they always been around
maybe my graphics card is just built different but i've never had a problem playing toks
>>54405 #
It's about the browser, my LibreWolf can't play hevc but my Brave can. My windows can play anything since I have the codecs.
manifesting an acid post today #d20 (6)
manifesting norafawn post today #d20 (10)
Had lunch with lacrossefu today. God she is radiant. Was going to invite her to drinks (not just the two of us but with a male coworker in tow) but she is seeing a musical tonight.
Not in a romantic way, I mean. I would like her just as a platonic friend.
how can you be an incel in europe is erasmus exists?
He's blogging his heart out about how he wants to date his coworker and you're making jokes about video games?
I have no intention of dating my coworker. I am taken. Talking to her makes me happy, however. She represents what I wish my life was.
>>54419 #
Neko....I am bingoanon
you didnt reply to the question posed to you
>>54422 #
Oh my bad, I am illiterate it seems. Uhhh, Zeus? I dunno I haven't been playing very specific heroes recently but I can give you a screen gimme a second.
the ZU is ZUing
>>54425 #
I just don't feel him this patch, maybe I'm just playing him wrong though. I'm not that awful at Lone, actually... decentish for my rank at least.
>>54426 #
That's how I've been feeling about Turtle lately in Super Auto Pets. My guy is just trash. He's not as good as he used to be. Went from an S tier to a C tier, as in I take him if I need to fill a slot and only have 3 gold left.
Over this bank holiday weekend I would like us to decide on our book club book. Current candidates are:
Hemingway - The Sun Also Rises
Simmons - Hyperion
Asimov - The Last Question
Anyone have any more to put forward? If we can close nominations and vote on a winner by the end of the weekend we can table our first session for next sunday (April 7th). The choice of day seemed to work well last time round.
reki looks so good in this tok.inb4 someone says because it's blurry as fuck
>>54429 #
I am using my one and only vote for Hyperion by Dan Simmons
zomg reki cosplayed neko's WIFE?????
savannah is the greatest poet of all time, we are missing out by not reading her poetry
>>54436 #
Nominate one and I will add it to the list, however I will be voting against it and idk honestly maybe I won't. I'll read the blurb and then decide
back on my valorant grind, check out this nasty 4k i hit earlier today
Please run any book suggestions past the Gunning Fog readibility test to ensure suitability for a neko audience.
Any text with a reading age above 11 is discouraged, above 13 expressly forbidden unless at least 30% of pages are pictures.
>>54437 #
her iq surpasses any nekos brain, her looks moggs your tokfu (reki), her creative prowess matches shakespeare I NOMINATE THE GREATEST POET OF OUR TIME Savannah Brown, in particular her work "Sweet Dark" (which is only 70 pages, perfect fit for our low iqs and tiktok attention span)
>>54440 #
>such a reki hater that he insults reki even when not replying to a rekiposter
also not true, look at this reki. she is cute.
>>54440 #
>moggs your tokfu (reki)
Reki is not my tokfu, but because of this I will be voting against this work of a MID writer.
quads for the mascot of rekichen.net
RIP plato, you would've loved tiktok.com
she is so pretty I got her a pink ribbon
>>54446 #
>RIP plato, you would've loved tiktok.com
Imagine if plato instead of contributing to philosophy and mathematics just watched tiktoks all day.
Haha, what a crazy concept, such a waste that would be haha...
>>54416 #
I once almost banged a cute russian girl through erasmus but I had a gf at the time (my morals made me miss out)
she later turned to a drug dealer but I still wish I had hit
It is very windy today. When it is rainy it is difficult being around outside but there is something raw and vivid about it, a physical connection between the world and you that makes it the fodder of poetry and prose. Wind is just wind. Fuck wind, the jews are behind it.
sissyhypno: "i want to read her book because i am sexually attracted to her"
it feels like there's a falseflag neko pretending to be the savannah brown guy and posting awful posts so that nobody reads her poetry.
>>54457 #
>pretending to be the savannah brown guy and posting awful posts
Wait, there were good posts?
>>54459 #
the posts weren't as bad as "sissyhypno: "i want to read her book because i am sexually attracted to her""
it wont work on me, every night i fall asleep to jordan peterson alpha hypnosis, where it reminds me to be a cool chad and disrespect women
>>54462 #
Clearly you are not a jordan peterson fan, he's about as milquetoast as it gets and he would never disrespect women.
https://www.twitch.tv/asianbunnyx
SHE'S LIVE
this is tenshi's specs, what do we think?
>>54470 #
her PC was paid for by a company called CyberPowerPC, so she's got their name on her twitch now
I open up Tenshis stream and I have my ears assaulted by multiple women screaming...
>>54471 #
Well, it still means she's got more muns than me. Whether it's paid by a company or not doesn't really matter.
>chazprinceton hates french people
New neko news have dropped.
>fpsDeny, the JACKED georgian radiant streamer is in her chat
yeah im gonna leave, i cant outrizz that guy
>>54474 #
like 2 months ago there was a guy who gift subbed 400 subs in a month, tenshi makes a lot of money from twitch because she's a cute girl.
>>54477 #
unlike savannah brown who has to write top notch poetry to survive (she is cuter than tenshi too)
we love struggling artists
*zaps you with litning*
>litning
Now that I think about it, my posts are kinda mid. I dunno if I am a good neko tbh.
I like all the regulars, nekochen is the 2nd best website in the whole wide world.
My posts? Always good
(You)r posts? Give or take a few inches
>>54492 #
it does read like the post of an angry little guy. us tallnekos never make such angry posts. am i right fellow tallchads?
>>54492 #
Chadneko's posts gives a few inches because he is sexmaster and with the peen? you get it?
uuuuh the other guy lil battyboyneko he takes a few inches you get me fam? yeah proper bumma innit boombaclat
I'd happily take a few inches (from a girl) ngl
SimpleFlips? the guy that plays MARIO?
Heh, more like hip dips (the thing women have)
yeah thats right. I've sexxed before heh 😎
SimpleFlips? They call me SimpleTrips because CHECK EM #d1000 (424)
I lost a wallet about 2 months ago. When I called to cancel the cards they were already cancelled. A few days ago I had a voicemail from Specsavers, saying they thought they'd found something for me. I had not visited them for many many months. I called them back, and they asked me if I'd lost a wallet in the last few days. They said they'd been contacted by a tesco store to say they'd found it. I visited the same day and it was that wallet from late Jan. Apparently there was a specsavers appointment card hidden somewhere deep in it that they'd called with my details, however they told me they certainly wouldn't have cancelled any cards.
Sorry that wasn't a very interesting story
my theory is that the guy who found the wallet called up and cancelled the cards for you, then handed it into lost and found at tesco incase you came back looking for it. so no evil tesco workers could use your cards.
Was it an act of a good samiritan to cancel your card or not
They probably pickpocketed neko then canceled the cards using the details on the card as an evil prank. This happens more and more every day
>neko was spending too much money so
a good citizen cancelled neko's card because he was overspending on his tokfus
anything over 5 dollarinos.
haha i definitely wouldn't spend 100x that much on my 'fu. nope, no sir reee
i
is there a strain of autism that causes your own volume knob to be damaged
like when the whole room is speaking at one volume but the autist is speaking at a louder volume
there is a board game for neko to play. it's called boardgameonline
my wife now has a blue ribbon
NEED TO PLAY MORROWIND
I will play morrowind for you
>another day
>another "sorry your application wasnt successful" email
._.
It mightve taken 7 hours of playtime but I have unlocked fast travel
lfggg
NEKOCHEN QUEEN REFERENCED ????
sorry neko, but you were born of the era of free trade globalization instead of protectionism. finding a job is hard.
if you get a forklift license you can command heavy machinery
is nekochen hiring? i have years of experience in posting tiktoks
reaching end game now
watch out shes got a bicky
wts is a bicky
thought of tiddies just now, i have many sentient thoughts like this
strong gay face her boyfiend has
they're not even that big, you can tell its photoshopped
zui
according to this random instagrammer i follow, are you a tall guy or a short guy?
>>54548 #
another case of someone searching "180 cm in feet" and getting 5.9 feet
not the same as 5'9'' which is 5.75 feet
this grinds my gears
180cm is 5'9 feet? this is deeply concerning.
>see one tok
>think she's cute
>click the profile
>she's ugly in every other tok
this shrivix tok was just on megutv
she is cosplaying 2b from the hit video game neir automata
dragula hasn't been live in over a month....
of course dracula is undead.
I have been on 5% charge for at least 5 minutes. Getting dicey!
10 hours played in the last 2 days
nier is so fun
11 actually, it just updated
>6 hour old tok I just found out was posted
I am a fake fan.... but I kill robots for she
>>54563 #
Tangentially related but you reminded me of the time when AC: Brotherhood released and I've put in 42 hours into it over the course of like 2.5 days.
I never played brotherhood but I did sink a lot of hours into AC1 and 2 when I was a kid, really fun games
also watched a lot of youtube vids of that one AC game with multiplayer where you have to blend in to the crowd and assassinate a specific player without them noticing you
>>54568 #
>I never played brotherhood but I did sink a lot of hours into AC1 and 2
Brotherhood is basically 2 but later. Well, both revelations and brotherhood are pretty much dlcs for 2 and they keep up that nice quality 2 had, so if you're on the fence when it comes to playing it I would recommend it.
I've replayed 1-4 (excluding 3rd one) recently and I've still had plenty of fun, maybe it wasn't the same as the first time but I think they still hold up.
Sleep tight
that 2 am emergency glass of choccy milk is about to hit my veins, any minute now
germ
Sweden has fallen
its not a missing comma that is the problem
>as Easter nears are hording eggs
ok its taken me 5 minutes but I finally understand what the title is supposed to mean
yeah it needs a comma ur right or just be rewritten completely
>As Easter nears, Norwegians facing shortages are hoarding eggs from neighbouring Sweden
anyways norwegians living close to the border drive across into sweden to buy groceries, candy, beer, pizza etc either way since its way cheaper for them to do so here. them doing so with eggs also surprises nobody
we have entire shopping centers close to the border just for norwegians to waste their oilmoney in
oh it said pcm not ppm
I cant find info about how many square meters it is anywhere on the page
>Beautifully set on one of Catfords most prestigious road, Crantock Road, is this incredibly well presented studio apartment, which is ready to move into right away, and is located near bus routes, shops, and stations, providing superb connections into Central London and The City of London. The accommodation comprises an open plan kitchen/diner, modern in it's design, an up-stairs bedroom, and an en-suite shower room.
it doesn't even show the supposed en-suite shower room.
have you nekos seen the tok of realtors in america using AI to show examples of how the living spaces in question would look fully furnished and renovated?
If not ill find it again real quick its so dumb
just walked into nekochen
I cant find it its over
one day when you scroll your fyp you will stumble across it and go "woah"
Your morning bookclub update:
Candidates are as follows:
Hemingway - The Sun Also Rises
Simmons - Hyperion
Asimov - The Last Question
Brown (Savannah) - Sweet Dark
All nominations must be in by close of day TODAY (GMT).
Voting will take place tomorrow.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REMY WOULD VOTE FOR HYPERION HE'S JUST LIKE ME FR FR
me if i caught ap on the streets in london
AP hasn't posted here since 2019
AP posted on nekochen in ~May of 2019 or perhaps it was ~Oct/Sept. 2019
I read about this in Time Magazine on the 8th of ~2005/2006
