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Anonymous
>>54497 #
>the guy that plays MARIO?
Yea, he does the I'm gonna make a joke but it has only like 1/6th chance of panning out but if it pans out it's great kind of thing regularly.
Anonymous
I lost a wallet about 2 months ago. When I called to cancel the cards they were already cancelled. A few days ago I had a voicemail from Specsavers, saying they thought they'd found something for me. I had not visited them for many many months. I called them back, and they asked me if I'd lost a wallet in the last few days. They said they'd been contacted by a tesco store to say they'd found it. I visited the same day and it was that wallet from late Jan. Apparently there was a specsavers appointment card hidden somewhere deep in it that they'd called with my details, however they told me they certainly wouldn't have cancelled any cards.

Sorry that wasn't a very interesting story
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Anonymous
>>54501 #
...so who cancelled the cards?

[Find out next week]
Anonymous
>>54501 #
>Sorry that wasn't a very interesting story
It was more interesting than anything that happened to me recently, don't worry neko.
Well, at least since they're cancelled you don't have to worry?
Anonymous
my theory is that the guy who found the wallet called up and cancelled the cards for you, then handed it into lost and found at tesco incase you came back looking for it. so no evil tesco workers could use your cards.
Anonymous
Was it an act of a good samiritan to cancel your card or not
Anonymous
They probably pickpocketed neko then canceled the cards using the details on the card as an evil prank. This happens more and more every day
>>54509 #
Anonymous
>neko was spending too much money so
Anonymous
a good citizen cancelled neko's card because he was overspending on his tokfus
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>>54506 #
I do that all the time.
Anonymous
>>54508 #
how much is "overspending"
asking for a friend
Anonymous
anything over 5 dollarinos.
Anonymous
haha i definitely wouldn't spend 100x that much on my 'fu. nope, no sir reee
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is there a strain of autism that causes your own volume knob to be damaged
like when the whole room is speaking at one volume but the autist is speaking at a louder volume
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>>54514 #
lots of autists dont understand social situations well and speak too loudly
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Anonymous
>>54516 #
at board game club, home of the autistic trannies, they all scream and shout
Anonymous
there is a board game for neko to play. it's called boardgameonline
Anonymous
NEED TO PLAY MORROWIND
Anonymous
I will play morrowind for you
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>>54519 #
reki cosplayed your wife
Anonymous
>another day
>another "sorry your application wasnt successful" email
._.
Anonymous
It mightve taken 7 hours of playtime but I have unlocked fast travel
lfggg
Anonymous
sorry neko, but you were born of the era of free trade globalization instead of protectionism. finding a job is hard.
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>>54526 #
if only i was born in the 1800s, i'd be able to sail the seas and they let anyone be a sailor
Anonymous
if you get a forklift license you can command heavy machinery
Anonymous
is nekochen hiring? i have years of experience in posting tiktoks
Anonymous
watch out shes got a bicky
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>>54532 #
thats a blicky but typod
Anonymous
>>54535 #
tiny, basically flat chested.
Anonymous
>>54535 #
Wowza! I would like to see this young maiden in the YoRHa Battle Unit No. 2 attire
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Anonymous
>>54541 #
he is the straightest gay man of time
Anonymous
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>>54540 #
>she's wearing more clothes than the actual character does
Anonymous
>>54546 #
She might be getting into that pucci cosplay a bit too much.
Anonymous
>>54548 #
This is slander towards our local middle-height neko. I will not answer.
Anonymous
>>54548 #
>tfw 175cm
I just need to mew hard until I grow another 5 cm
Anonymous
>>54548 #
another case of someone searching "180 cm in feet" and getting 5.9 feet
not the same as 5'9'' which is 5.75 feet
this grinds my gears
>>54552 #
Anonymous
>>54551 #
I personally blame google for this, when someone looks up 180cm in feet they obviously want it in feet and inches, nobody in human history has ever cared about what 5.9 feet is in cm.
Anonymous
180cm is 5'9 feet? this is deeply concerning.
Anonymous
>see one tok
>think she's cute
>click the profile
>she's ugly in every other tok
Anonymous
of course dracula is undead.
Anonymous
>>54558 #
he's my favourite argentinian poser
Anonymous
I have been on 5% charge for at least 5 minutes. Getting dicey!
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Anonymous
>>54560 #
Sorry meant to say 1%!!
Anonymous
11 actually, it just updated
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>>54563 #
Tangentially related but you reminded me of the time when AC: Brotherhood released and I've put in 42 hours into it over the course of like 2.5 days.
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>>54566 #
It was fun and also I was very into it. I think I slept like 5 hour nights then just because I was so into it.
Anonymous
I never played brotherhood but I did sink a lot of hours into AC1 and 2 when I was a kid, really fun games
also watched a lot of youtube vids of that one AC game with multiplayer where you have to blend in to the crowd and assassinate a specific player without them noticing you
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>>54568 #
>I never played brotherhood but I did sink a lot of hours into AC1 and 2
Brotherhood is basically 2 but later. Well, both revelations and brotherhood are pretty much dlcs for 2 and they keep up that nice quality 2 had, so if you're on the fence when it comes to playing it I would recommend it.
I've replayed 1-4 (excluding 3rd one) recently and I've still had plenty of fun, maybe it wasn't the same as the first time but I think they still hold up.
Anonymous
Sleep tight
Anonymous
that 2 am emergency glass of choccy milk is about to hit my veins, any minute now
Anonymous
>>54575 #
>APnews
the headline sounds as if it was written by an ESL
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>>54576 #
my first time reading the headline I thought swedes were hoarding the eggs.
it needs a comma or something, it's too long. why not just "Norweigians are crossing the border to buy easter eggs in mass"
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its not a missing comma that is the problem
>as Easter nears are hording eggs
ok its taken me 5 minutes but I finally understand what the title is supposed to mean
yeah it needs a comma ur right or just be rewritten completely
>As Easter nears, Norwegians facing shortages are hoarding eggs from neighbouring Sweden
anyways norwegians living close to the border drive across into sweden to buy groceries, candy, beer, pizza etc either way since its way cheaper for them to do so here. them doing so with eggs also surprises nobody
we have entire shopping centers close to the border just for norwegians to waste their oilmoney in
Anonymous
>>54579 #
what a comfy bed"room" and for only £1000/month? A steal!
A bit far out of the city for that price (imo) but at least its close to a tube station
Anonymous
oh it said pcm not ppm
I cant find info about how many square meters it is anywhere on the page
Anonymous
>Beautifully set on one of Catfords most prestigious road, Crantock Road, is this incredibly well presented studio apartment, which is ready to move into right away, and is located near bus routes, shops, and stations, providing superb connections into Central London and The City of London. The accommodation comprises an open plan kitchen/diner, modern in it's design, an up-stairs bedroom, and an en-suite shower room.
it doesn't even show the supposed en-suite shower room.
Anonymous
have you nekos seen the tok of realtors in america using AI to show examples of how the living spaces in question would look fully furnished and renovated?
If not ill find it again real quick its so dumb
Anonymous
>>54579 #
any english nekos wanna go half and half on this beautiful house? it's too good to NOT share with a bro
Anonymous
I cant find it its over
one day when you scroll your fyp you will stumble across it and go "woah"
Anonymous
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Your morning bookclub update:

Candidates are as follows:

Hemingway - The Sun Also Rises
Simmons - Hyperion
Asimov - The Last Question
Brown (Savannah) - Sweet Dark

All nominations must be in by close of day TODAY (GMT).

Voting will take place tomorrow.
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Anonymous
>>54588 #
i have already voted so i wont vote again.

which one would remy vote for? #d4 (2)
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>>54587 #
(Chciałbym/Życzyłbym sobie) mówić po Japońsku
Here you go, I've saved you 1 minute and 16 seconds.
Anonymous
>>54589 #
savannah brown #8ball (It can't be helped)
Anonymous
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REMY WOULD VOTE FOR HYPERION HE'S JUST LIKE ME FR FR
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>>54593 #
this is america howevermore i can tell from the accent and the streetlights over yonder
Anonymous
>>54593 #
wowza, AP looks like that?
I can understand how BGCgf fell for him, hes a CATCH
Anonymous
AP hasn't posted here since 2019
Anonymous
AP posted on nekochen in ~May of 2019 or perhaps it was ~Oct/Sept. 2019
I read about this in Time Magazine on the 8th of ~2005/2006

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