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>>50040 ➡ #
>just a neko-incidence (it's like a coincidence but i randomly added the word neko)
everyneko does this
>>50041 #
we love ranekoly inserting the word neko into senekoces to prove wenekore onekold nenekokos
yeah that doesnt work neko i'd nekorrect my post and remove that if I was you
whats a nenekoto
they're kotos but from like 2020 so you can post them and be like wow i remember that koto that was such a good koto but then you take off the nostalagia glasses and it wasn't a koto it was me dio
I dont get what the nene part means
so the nenekokos
i was repeating the gimmick of adding neko in the middle of a word
so it's ne-neko-ko
because kokos is one letter away from being kotos, and i love any excuse to harass the koto klan
dodging the question i see... very sus (short for suspicious, the term coined in the hit video game franchise Among Us)
wtf would nene mean
idk neko you said it not me there are only 2 ips right now so it must be you
I DIDN'T THINK THAT FAR AHEAD, IT WAS JUST A DUMB JOKE AND YOU STILL LAUGHED OUT LOUD
WELL THATS NOT MY PROBLEM NEKO YOU BETTER COME UP WITH SOME CONNEKOTION
here's something to smile about
spoiling it to not ruin the surprise for FUTURE nekos reading this exchange. if you reply claiming you already saw the thumbnail before i hit spoilor, you are infact a gay, and I have finished this post long before any new post has begun being typed up, so any replies after this were made in full context of this post being written and finished.
I already saw the thumbnail
yeah, what about it?
not much, how's board game club? I know you types go there often
made out with this really hot MTG (my trans girlfriend (male at birth)) chick who taught me MTG (magic the gay-game (I play it cus im gay))
Magic the GAY
ha
good one
this neko is STEALING toks from well-established AVATARposters in order to SKINWALK their IDENTIties
thoughts? opinions?
I also stole this, which is ironic because I've never posted a boni or a chip in my life
continuing on my gimmick of impersonating avatarposters.
look at the time
and look at who i posted
__ ____
>weed
dont do this
also my post ends in 69, very nice.
the impersonating gimmick is working because I have no idea which one of you two is making which posts
I am completely dumbfounded and confounded I have lost all ability to navigate this website I am but a mere spectre
I will NOT be opening that spoiler and revealing the secret
Im reaching the age where my nose hairs are actually growing long enough to stick out of my nose
>>50074 #
I don't have nose hairs, but I also grow very little facial hair so maybe it's connected to that
sphynxcatneko
>sphynx cat cat
gn neko, tomorrow will be wonderful and donnie darko pilled
good night my angel. Have pleasant dreams sweet prince.
sleep well everyneko
I too am here making it 5/5 synched
>3/4
laughing at this boon
>>50074 #
Me too, it makes you feel insanely old. I don't even have almost any facial hair so I don't get the benefits that >>50075 # neko has, well at least I don't get hairy chest which probably would be annoying too.
Also I've just found that russians still keep a torrent up of an abandonware game that I've played during my childhood. Suddenly I love russians.
>wake up
>its raining
>it's cold
>sky is grey
>no new acid toks over at tiktok.com/acid
yeah, i'm starting to think life isn't wonderful after all
>wake up
>sky is blue
>sun is shining
>despite not having the window open my sinuses feel clear and the air feels fresh
I'm thinking England is a shithole that causes steamy moods
England is a shithole. I wish I live in Albion.
Imagine how comfy that'd be, do a shift at the blacksmiths, hitting swords, then spend an evening at the pub drinking and playing pub games. Hear the town crier shout SHOPS CLOSED UNTIL TOMORROW, when it's time to go home and get some shut eye. Walk up to my Albion Wife, tell her to follow me, walk to the bed and select "unprotected sex", wake up tomorrow with a baby already spawned in.
Yep, it would be a simpler life.
I have to admit, I read this tok description and I dont understand what it means
>the main brazilian (f) to not know how to make passinho??
it means "the first brazilian to not know how to do a passinho"
dang
>>50086 #
Here's a new saya tok, maybe it will lift your spirits neko :)
>>50088 #
Yea, and then some asshole comes in and buys out all the houses so you have to pay double your rent...
>>50089 #
I think it's boni saying she doesn't know how to do a passinho, which is a type of dance in the slums of Brazilia
Who does he post?
>ask friend if he wants to play a league game after his
>"I have a date in an hour and a half so I dont have time"
I have no reaction image macro to display both the hype and despair that followed this response
>the people of bowerstone coomed uncontrollably over this blonde midlet
>>50099 #
game or cosplay?
>stuck on 14% uploaded
neko has fallen
nvm it uploaded, now i can finally say
awooooga
>>50098 #
this is very despairing for me, league players get dates? why the fuck am i still playing dota
>>50102 #
>why the fuck am i still playing dota
That's a good question.
>>50100 #
>awooooga
The pants/skirt thingie is kinda strange, I like highrise pantsu so I dunno, it feels like reverse and it hurts my eyes.
Ok Im gonna spill some redpilling knowledge on you nekos because i like yous, ok?
The reason why low rise pants on women will always be better is because, while high rise pants can be incredibly good looking and attractive due to how it accentuates their waist and hips, hips their lower back and encapsulates their ass, women that have even the slightest bit of chub can use them to hide their evergrowing fupa
you will NEVER see a woman who is 1-2 kg too heavy wear low cut pants because they look like absolute shit on women who arent skinny
thus, its the ultimate filter piece of clothing. Q E D lowrise pants win every day
>>50103 #
Yeah, her outfit in the pants region is completely different to the game's outfit, I think she realised that this looks way better than a traditional skirt (boring)
>>50105 #
Damn, I've taken the lowrise pants pill now, thank you pants enjoyer
>>50105 #
Oh no, I want to see the stomach, I just want to see the panties too :) I should've said underwear because pants(u) can mean different things I guess.
>>50106 #
This picture looks much better, I dunno what's about the other angle that it feels very unnatural to me.
Fat bitches cant wear pants and panty combos like this
Further evidence for the low rise pill
>>50107 #
SPOILERS FOR FABLE 1
Lady Grey canonicallykilled her own sister to inherit the castleso her looking unnatural is perfectly normal
Then in fable 2 you canbring her back to life through necromancy and marry her
>>50108 #
>Fat bitches cant wear pants and panty combos like this
Well, they can. If they have no shame I guess. I can imagine some american woman doing that.
>>50109 #
That's funny that you spoilered that, especially since I'm probably the only person here that has not played fable.
DONT LOOK AT THIS PIC IF YOU ARE EATING
>>50112 #
Thanks neko, I was going to eat dinner... Now I don't feel so hungry...
Jk, I am though going to eat dinner now.
pov: tenshi beats you up
has she posted any toks that u see t he full cos in yet?
yes im uploading one now, itll take 3 minutes because my internet is ass
its been 3 minutes and im on 43%, lets gooo it just hit 46%
>>50118 #
i'm also torrenting a game right now right now so thats probably why
>>50119 #
its all from the same internet box, they just call it upload and download to make us think it's more complex, its just one speed, internet speed
95% HOLD, HOLD, IT'S GONNA UPLOAD
WE DID IT REDDIT
poverty upload speed its over
yeah but torrenting is download
oh irght I remember seeing this on my phone
decent cos
was that worth 7 minutes of uploading? no. not at all.
Unfortunately tenshi's viper cosplay is cosplay mogged by reki's viper cosplay
Personally I like Tenshi's Cypher cosplay the best of all of her valorant cosplays.
I demand a quote of the day. I was told that was a new gimmick that would be launched here on nekochen.net home of the nekos but it flopped instantly! disappointed!
I'll task our best researchers to make a new quote of the day, it'll take them a few hours of work.
we are watching medical experts redpill us about mcdonalds and seed oils
[YouTube] ???
I enjoy mcdonalds so I won't watch that
>phone ring
>"oi neko, eu trago mcdonalds para você"
im sorry medical doctor... but i eat mcdonald for she
say that to boogie
"no such thing as boobs to big"
wish he was my shop teacher desu...
test
I'm The Balladeer, No. 6 of the Fatui Harbingers. Delighted to meet you, O Mighty Traveler.
>Friend logs back on league and sends me an invite
>I call him so we can talk as we play
>Hes crying
>I ask him how the date went because from the reaction I assume he got brutalized
>He said it went really well but he got hit with the strongest case of tfwnogf after realizing how good it could be
Iktf bro
I don't even know what that quote is supposed to mean, I've copied it from the deus ex video I was just watching
>>50144 #
Yea, I've got his videos backed up and my internet passed out for a few hours so I've been watching him in the background, he's great
>>50145 #
I have been falling asleep to his videos this last week. He's very good. His videos are super interesting and I like him despite him being russian
>>50146 #
>despite him being russian
Well, it is quite obvious not all of them have to be bad people, I don't even believe there's a lot of russians that are bad, they just are living under a specific regime and are not able to do much about it really.
He is quite anti-establishment though and his stories are insanely interesting, if not for him I would've known pretty much nothing about russian/ukrainian politics even though I am theoretically right around the fence.
Card Counter gets Punched By Pit Boss (He Shits His Pants)
when are we watching dunie darko
>>50150 #
naurrr what the FUCK is nora doing?
donnie darko is in 30 minutes over at the nekochen mansion
>>50151 #
shes obsessed with dune, and tbh its basically a better star wars spin off (even though sw was inspired by dune)
>>50152 #
the star wars movies were shit, if she wants to see good star wars tell her to play knights of the old republic 2
>>50153 #
i was shocked how just-above-mid the movies were tbh, but i liked the prequels more. it felt like there was more ambition in the prequels (even if it fell flat on its face), and the bad early cgi was kinda my favorite part
>>50153 #
>play knights of the old republic 2
i only played kotor1, its alright. but i have to agree that the games are the best star wars media like LEGO STAR WARS
>>50151 #
thank fuck for this post i had forgotten i was gonna stream donnie darko lol
yeah donnie darko in 23 min
I don't understand Donnie Darko, I hope a neko explains it during the movie, so I can zone out and watch tiktoks on my other monitor
donnie darko is about onlyfans guy having a mental breakdown
I like the gimmick that every movie is about onlyfans...
Except for Redline, there's no way you can accuse a PURE RACING SOVLFUL movie of being about onlyfans
>>50166 #
remember in redline, when the girl and the boy linked up? well its like doing b/g onlyfans content for better views, they won because they linked up
Lobster Sonoshee and McTavern linked up
Need it or keep it?
>>50173 #
who the fuck is mctavern, it's like you've bastardised that her name is Sonoshee Mclaren
Her CAR is called Crab Sonoshee
Back when I was 14 ish I had a classmate who was in this specific trio of friends and they had come up with an acronym for themselves consisting of the initial letter of all of their first names: J, A & V. They called themselves JAV
I saw said classmate scribble this little tagline or some of his notebooks and shit and not knowing about his friends I asked him why he was writing JAV all over his stuff and noting that I had seen online that it stood for japanese porn
Yeah I think I self reported when I said that. Its been downhill since then
donie dark now
donald dark in ten minutes
im hooked on banana milk
< noemie is so cool btw
found out she also skates and surfs
Banana Malk in 10 minutes
yooo noemie is on the CS map Ive played that map
>>50189 #
her butthole is too clean for it to be real, it must be cgi generated
>>50191 #
i paid 20k dollars for it, its my special picture
>i paid 20k dollars for it
and ive made 20 k posts on nekochen for you to partake in for free
I think I have given enough for you to consider sharing some back
From now on, I will be locking my posts behind paywalls so if anyone wants to read them they will either have to send money to my paypal address, monero wallet or barter for it with tokfu lewds.
If you have NOT paid, you are NOT allowed to open my posts against my will!Welcome to the first rendition of the paid post monetization service.
listen cinnannoe will attend my and noras wedding, i cant just stream her asshole to random people on the internet
im gonna go make tea movie starts when Im back its probably gonna be like 2 minutes past
put the kettle on stove for tea, can you guys believe americans microwave their water
Ok im back but ill wait for the teanekos to return
https://twitch.tv/frenchrotation
Donnie Darko Directors Cut (2001)
Runtime: idk 2 hours ish
>>50202 #
I can lower res to 720 if you cant buffer 1080p
nooooo 1080p is too hd for me
the stream is in 720p already
nvm now 720p and movie is 720p so doesnt matter if its 1080
all nekos here? role call
why is he shilling his wow server
obsesses over elder scrolls
obsesses over elden ring
obsesses over dune
yeah she just follows trends, women dont have true hobbies like us men
>go back to china bitch
this is arnold at 18
>>50214 #
she got me to play morrowind back then, it took me so long to figure out youre supposed to steal stuff, sell it and the use a trainer to level up INSTEAD OF GRINDING LIKE A DUMBASS. its literally impossible to increase certain skills without that. all old games have these stupid quirks but its kinda charming
>hey, porky pig, i hope you get molested
I was a pipe GOD
B4nny... I kneel
Im going to miss my american tokfu.
pay for her flight ticket down to your country
Take out a bank loan so she can fly to my favela
that sounds like a great idea
>deus ex machina
>posts the one where you can obviously see her nipple
based nozzomi_cosplays
soft launching her OF
not enough for such a hard working woman as herself
The movie started brother
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
Love gyllenhaal and his sister gyllenhaal
On Monday at 7pm GMT, we will be watching GHOST IN THE SHELL.
donnie darko is about something relgion be true something
donnie darko is about an incel getting a gf.
we will be watching the dragon ball movies to respect Toriyama's passing.
bonbibonkers just started streaming
donnie darko is about an incel getting a gf universe being so wrong that it had to be parallel and had to reset itself to right its wrongs
nekochen pathfinder RPG campaign WHEN
nekochen is home for the 3.5e snobs
Also I'm sorry nekos but I won't make it to GitS, I have evening shifts next week. Hopefully you have fun watching it :)
Being a worker is honorable. being a neet is despicable. You have nothing to be sorry for.
explain this
I just haven't played nor run pathfinder in years so it'd be difficult
he HATES us
not true i love all nekos
CONGRESS JUST BANNED TIKTOK, TURN ON CNN
real?
CONGRESS JUST BANNED NEKOCHEN
I'M IN LOVE with the neko
I can only think of one neko that lives in the US, we're mostly an EU + Albion group.
>no new acid toks
i am withering away, i am DYING, acid-kun, please, release the drafts
>>50269 #
akshually my stats say that most of the traffic here goes to the US and... russia for some reason
i get to post the new germ
>>50274 #
is germ still dating her boyfriend, i feel like she's not mentioned him in a year, just makes toks with her new best friend
>>50276 #
>violet
>in a stream
oh no, he's actually a mega germ fan, he knows the lore and watches the streams. i thought we were all ironic germ posters here
>>50278 #
I was always more of a femanon fan than a germ fan. I'm sure devil neko would say it's because I've always had weird tastes/liked ugly girls, but femanon seemed more SOVLful, and germ.. well germ is polish, and not a rose of albion.
It's not that germ is bad, she's got good toks and is cute, but she's also just not very interesting to me. She's missing that factor that turns a tokker into a tokfu.
neko acima de mim likes UGLY girls UGLY
If I liked ugly girls I would post sleepydarla instead of sleepyreki
wait fuck i just posted sleepydarla, i mean post her regularly and not as a one off gimmick i dont post darla i dont like ugly girls i hate ugly girls
>one off
this is already false
>>50272 #
Probably just bots, I wouldn't say that we have an insane russian following especially since nobody tries to post in cyrillic, dunno about US.
>>50279 #
>well germ is polish
Neko hates poles, I see... We're not going to like each other very much...
>>50284 #
I don't hate poles, I just have a gimmick of only posting roses of Albion, Remy, Acid, Reki.. etc. All the tokkers I 'main' are english girls, so maybe that is partly why germ never stuck to me.
POLSKA GUROM
and yeah neko has a lot of russian bots that visit it
most of the deleted threads are russian bots trying to sell their shit products
>>50286 #
>All the tokkers I 'main' are english girls
My condolences, well except for Acid. I wish I had an Acid gf ;_;
>>50289 #
I'm not gonna let you slander Remy, an incredibly high quality tokker who consistently put out great toks, AND successfully quit tiktok to have a happy ending irl without succumbing to the Perfect Blue onlyfans mental breakdown that is so prevelant in modern tiktok
>>50290 #
>succumbing to the Perfect Blue onlyfans mental breakdown
I don't want to be actually rude butshe instead succumbed to the regular one
>>50294 #
That is rude, I'm marking that down in my nekochen identity folder, you're getting a rude token added to your tracker.
>>50293 #
That's part of the good ending, the longer you stick around on tiktok the more likely it is something bad happens, it's better to make tok kino for a few years then quit. You don't see many tokkers making it well into their 20s for a reason.
>>50296 #
I think it's unfair to categorise it as a mental breakdown, he started going to university, he has more IRL friends, breakdown makes it sound like their life crashed, really it seemed like the opposite. stop making tigtogs = things get better, coincidence? I do not think so
do you guys ever get cold as fuck after downing caffeine?
my feet and my palms feel like ice
>>50297 #
Tbf most of the lore I know is from here so if you say so then it might be so, really, I actually hope that's how it went because it seemed like it was an actual breakdown. Hopefully everything went the right way.
>>50298 #
You should also eat something and not go caffeine only. It's not very strange to get cold after some caffeine when you're hungry.
>>50299 #
As of the last update we got, which was the stream, he had passed a year of uni, made friends, had a boyfriend (briefly) and even spent some time living with them, managing their eating disorder and was at a healthy weight.
Never underestimate the bond between a father and his neko
Gimmick idea: responding to posts made months ago
>>50301 #
>the part you deleted
That's every ex-boyfriend. I don't think I've ever heard another story as I live and I don't think every single male in the universe is that bad.
>>50304 #
Ah but remember said boyfriend was a trans man, so you must irrationally hate him because we're all transphobic here (except for me, if any cute ftms or enbies are reading this)
Why was kierkagaard such a melodramatic pussy
never read his stuff so i dont know sry
i only read frank kafka bug man
>subir
>to increase, climb
this word always trips me up cus of the "sub" part
are you a subir or a domir
Domir is close to dormir, which means sleep. I would like to sleep. Sleep is good.
sleepy chan is cute
sleepy reki chan
nasty hog
fiendish beast of a "woman"
i wish it was FINNISH beast of a "woman"
was this ever debunked?
my cousin (the potentially trans but is still calling herself a she so probably not trans just enbie) is getting fat
its like the plights are adding up
>but even in general. you see those bad bitchs who only post nails n expensive meals on their ig highlights , downtown in the city iknow your jealous
this message is irrefutable evidence that only chicks watch my streamerfu
>only chicks watch my streamerfu
>they are watching it
trans-neko...
yeah I knew that post was coming but I couldnt be bothered anti-trans-allegations-proofing my post tbh desu
ew
do NOT insult my tokfu
Saw a girl I know start doing this on her instagram stories
I decided that I was going to just shortly write a list of songs that I wouldve put on each day if I had done the challenge
Took over an hour and after having done it, I feel as if it was a pointless effort
morning nekos
wake up
it's da tenth of da month :D
I'm
Slept on my arm and woke up with it being completely limp for 2 minues
Word of the day:
prognosticator
1. a person who forecasts or predicts something future from present indications or signs; prophet
2. something that is a sign or indicator of a coming event
BGC is annoying. It's just two artists shouting at each other
maybe try communicate with the other guy in a lower tone
refuelled?? lol what
feel like shit, wish tenshi would stream
feel like shit, wish tenshi would stream
I no longer feel like shit, Reki has released arguably the best tok she's made in 4 or 5 months.
Life is joyous again.
Why am I depressed? Life is good, things are moving forward, sadness is pointless. Reki, mein fraufu, has just uploaded. The mummer's farce is nearly over.
She is reeling you back in before dropping the hottest load of shit on her patreon that you will ever live to see
>both my tokkers uploaded within an hour of me posting about feeling like shit
they are both reading neko and posting just to make me happy :D
and acid posted a toga???
yeah, this week is gonna be a good one
sometimes i just wanna be happy
>>50365 #
in that case can you tell me why my facial acne won't go away even though I wash twice a day and put on acne cream
>>50368 #
I used to be more blackpilled on the genetics question because I'm short and not cute in the face, but now I realise it doesn't matter what you look like, what matters is your heart.
>>50370 #
thats cultural appropriation, wont anyone defend incel rights to be 5'10, 16 and blackpilled?
>>50371 #
I can't help it their lingo is so damn funny and catchy.
Why can't other movements come up with their own rich and unique vocab like that
btw disco elysium guy is LITERALLY me.
>>50376 #
>customizable rpg protagonist whose attributes and dialogue you control is literally you
crazy how it do dat
>>50377 #
Disco Elysium Guy isn't a blank slate like most characters, he's a very specific character, the 4 main paths really are just different routes he could go down, but he's still an established character (with amnesia) before you start playing.
I suppose the political bits are you making the character, but he's not much different if he's a gay cop, a drunk cop, a facist cop or an ultra-liberal cop.
>>50379 #
As you get further into the game you learn more about him.
I really think you should play it, just don't make the mistake I did and rush through the main story, take your time, you have time to do all the side content before you finish up the main quest. There's unfortunately ONE side quest that is significantly important for the soul of the game and if you miss it, the ending loses a lot of impact. It's easy to miss the side quest to if you dont take your time, but so much is great. I really recommend trying it. It's heartwarming.
I will do whatever needs to be done to protect his smile.
the game is so fucking good, it's a shame the studio meddled with the IP and now all the devs are out of a job.
people talk about sleep debt, but what about sleep loans, sleep interest rates, sleep mortgages, sleep investments, sleep bonds?please tell me that this post at least made you smile
>costs £50
it's so not worth it, but I'm probably gonna drop £50 next month on this magic the gathering commander deck just so I can play my own deck and stop borrowing my friends when we do one on one magic
as pessoas gordas não têm alma, mesmo
yeah I think those two are my favourite silicas
I like the forehead makeup nose highlight pink stuff and the wig reminds me of that blonde cutie alien girl from Breath of the Wild
who is yuzu
>>50396 #
yeah
thank god we dont have any aspiring lawyers on neko for I would give them a piece of my mind 👊👊👊
neko reference :3
do you guys ever feel like math notation is borderline obscurantism and maybe more people would appreciate math if they didn't use random greek letters and single letter variables for every damn thing
the issue is that you either have to pick letters (that have been used for millenia and have a logical argument as to why we should keep using them) or use abstract symbols that doesnt really represent anything aside from their mathematical meaning
I think a lot of people would think math would be even more unneccesarrily complicated if instead of sum being notated as ∑ it was some random squiggly ass bitch
At least in the case of sum, sure its also a squiggly ass bitch but theres a reason behind the squiggly ass bitch as opposed to if we replaced it
I had that problem when learning logic notation in math, the symbols meant nothing for me so I couldnt really grasp what they meant
Counter argument to this: sure we could just forgo symbols as a whole and go back to only writing math with text and explaining
"Then we take the sum of all ____ and that equals to ___" instead of ∑(____) = ____ but that would just make everything take years to write and read
>>50402 #
I think the only problem with math, and the way math is taught is that people think you either get it or don't and it's some "innate skill", while honest to God, you just need to put in work. Like every skill, getting familiar with math and putting the time in results in understanding and being able to move around with some familiarity in it.
Also I like the greek letters and stuff, it's much more succinct than writing it down in natural language, though you can obviously write it down in natural language if you're so inclined and noone really will badger you about it that much.
>>50404 #
I mostly agree with you that this is prob. a skill issue but still
The skill of acquiring a mental intuition for silly symbols and bad notation is an artificial barrier that doesn't need to exist
>>50403 #
They could just steal from the programming world or somethingfor(i=1;i<n;i++)there you go, you know the start, end and the variable name
same could be done for variables, like instead of using o for an orthogonal vector, you can just say orthogonalVector
Yes you will take up more space tor all the stuff you wanna say but the advantage is that your statements are self-describing.
yeah but that is just as obscured as writing ∑(set_x)=Y
I think all that compSci has made you think the programmer way is superior and, whilst I do agree its a bit more intuitive given that I am someone who has programmed before, its just as obscure imo
imagine some basic blonde high schooler who has the "i hate math Im so bad at math" mindset, she would be absolutely gigafiltered by i=1;i<n;i++
>>50405 #
>silly symbols and bad notation is an artificial barrier
I have a hard time thinking of an example of "bad notation" in my uni classes. I wasn't working with cutting edge math though, mostly everything that was discovered before the XXth century or at best early XXth.
It's just a familiarity issue, like replacing big sigma with sum of in your mind, or the integral sign with integral from x to y on is really the easiest thing about understanding those concepts, lets be real.
>>50406 #
I am heavily biased here but I also just really like clarity and hate obscurantism
The greek symbols are literally the product of mathematicians thinking the greeks were cool and larping as them imo
It's an aesthetic choice not an optimizing-for-comprehensibility choice
tbh I do not see the programming notation for summizing a set as any different to writing ∑, you have to learn what both of those mean regardless so might as well make it as autistmaxxed efficiencypilled as possible
>>50408 #
Well, I would rather have greek letters larp instead of something like S((1,10)) meaning Sum or P((1,10)) meaning product, normal letters are a good candidate for the variables that are unknown but do not mean something specific, well, like a restricted keywords in programming languages, I think it's much better to relegate those to letters you don't use regularly so they are free to use anywhere else.
>>50409 #
that's a bad example, lemme pull out a better one
what the FUCK are these arrows and Pr[ ] here. Yes the book did explain it earlier and you can go back and re-learn parts of their little notational language.
Why is that step necessary.
The actual concept at hand isn't hard but the notation is the real bottleneck when it comes to information transmission
ok but real talk, something that is incredibly unnecessarily obscure is fucking matrix theory
>>50411 #
thats some gay logic shit. programming math is incredibly obscure I do agree
"normal" math like applied math and theoretical math is more straight forward and less obscure even if its incredibly dense with symbols and not easily parsed
>>50413 #
It doesn't have to be though. It's just made that way because some people just really thought the greeks were cool or someth.
fun fact:despite me being a capable programmer and being actually good at math, the notation for basic logic in math filtered me so hard I stopped going to class and eventually dropped outhahaah
coupled with the fact that WoW classic came out and I ended up playing that instead of driving in to uni
>>50412 #
>>50413 #
It isn't obscure, this stuff is what underpins pretty much all encrypted communication on the internet and you probably make use of it thousands of times every day
I guess it doesn't apply to a lot of other contexts maybe but it's far from niche
>>50417 #
>It isn't obscure,
I meant the notation being hard to parse and basically written in moon runes
the technology or reasoning behind the math is probably easy when you get the gist
>>50420 #
>the technology or reasoning behind the math is probably easy when you get the gist
that's my point! the notation is horrible and artificially bad
>>50423 #
but thats what I mean by programming math being obscure, its not a problem to even close to this extent outside of computational math since they basically had to invent an entire system of math just for computers within half a century as opposed to over thousands of years
they just shoved every symbol they could just to get on with it and figured that high iq could understand it with enough grit
I didnt realise the other nekos were such fucking nerds
if i wasnt a nerd I would be outside doing parties and sexxing people i think
Also we're going to do weekly math paper reviews from now on, I'm gonna find something about P-space just you wait.
what time is the movie tomorrow night technically tonight?
I killed neko
c'est vorbei
7pm central neko time
Get it? I inserted the word neko into a sentence. That's an old neko gimmick
how about you take your neko gimmick and come up with a neko limerick
There once was a neko from nantucket...
With a post so long he could book it
my duolingo grinding has slowed down these past 2 weeks as I have been playing an average of 7 league games per day
>>50435 #
>According to the official biography from Sanrio, the Japanese licensing company that controls Hello Kitty, the cute, mouth-less cat was born in London and her real name is the British-sounding Kitty White.
If hello kitty lives in britain I guess central neko time is just british time
I met a support player that I suspect is a girl and they bring out the ":3" in me
she could only play two games before having to go tho so I kept grinding alone after
I have a longtime duo queue teammate support main who I have no idea if they are a girl or a boy
it genuinely could go either way and its a really strange scenario to be in given that ive played with them on and off for a year
just learned a new phrase
>Há uma policia federal ái com você?
aw fuck its um policia federal, feminine is force and masculine is officer dang
Goodnight nekos, I hope life is wonderful when I wake up
imagine you walk up to a cute brazilian girl and she says
>você vai colocar a mão aqui
and points to her boobas
wwyd?
>>50458 #
your post disproves the "learning brazilian portuguese is useless" crowd
proof language learners shall inherit the world (the world being defined as the ability to grab booba)
>>50459 #
>the ability to grab booba
Been there done that, didn't have to learn brazilian portugese either to do it.
>>50461 #
I wish I was rich enough for it to be the limiting factor, alas, moreso the limiting factor is that I am not rich enough to travel to Brasil or any LATAM country tbf.
and dont get me started on BUNDA
Also your scenario assumes I would be a chad and not spill my spaghetti all over the place if a girl done that.
>>50466 #
I'm not going to disagree with this statement out of respect from my fellow nekos.
Also it's funny, I've been using a backpack with 10 kilos of stuff in it as an impromptu weight to help with my calisthenics and it gets lighter, even though I'm 100% positive its weight has not changed.
>>50467 #
backpacks filled with weights is a classic, I remember when I did lots of pushups and pullups I would have a backpack filled with loose plates from my modular dumbbells in there and the progression from being able to only to 15 to 20 to 30 pushups with the same weights was like cocaine
>>50468 #
>was like cocaine
No idea how cocaine feels like but whenever I let myself go for like a few days and activate some of the big muscle groups the dopamine hit is insane. I don't know if I've ever felt this good except for maybe a few experiences that are much rarer.
>>50469 #
>No idea how cocaine feels like
me neither but people say that as a metaphor(?) for getting a dopamine kick
>>50470 #
I know neko, I was just prodding you in case you were the satan, the devil, the hard drug user...
>>50471 #
I have been, just not cocaine
I had a rule that I wouldnt sniff stuff because its kinda scary
Never tried and I doubt thats a bridge I'll ever get to desu
Tbf, with my trust issues I doubt I'll ever try anything hard. Maybe if I ever get together with my long-time online friends that I would trust with my life, because otherwise I don't have anyone in my life that I would trust to be able to watch over me while I'm doing that kind of stuff. Well maybe parents but I don't think I want them to see me like that...
>>50475 #
>with my trust issues
yeah I feel you, this was the reason why I was the "responsible friend" who had ordered a drug testing kit from the UK so I could verify that the pills never had any adulterants in them (it wasnt for the safety of my friends more so than it was to soothe my paranoia and as a side result also help the safety of my friends and I)
and I never did anything that hard to the point where I would need someone to watch over me, it was only ecstasy which at most made me feel funny and not be able to hold my jaw or eyes still for a few hours and we always spent them inside someones apartment / house anyways
Ill never understand normies and how carefree they are with stuff like drugs
the people I used to take drugs with had no cares for if the stuff was tested or not, just straight down the hatch and think about the problems later. took stuff when they were alone at home with nobody around either in case shit went wrong
a little fun story: The last time I was at a drug-consuming party my friends were trying out ketamine for the first time and had talked about this so well famed "K-hole" where you end up completely disappearing into a psychedelic world and meeting god or whatever
here comes the fun part - thats what THEY experienced. for myself and another friend of mine, the ones who werent taking ketamine, what we saw was people completely limping over and drooling over themselves, not being able to respond to physical or vocal stimuli, almost choking on their own saliva
I thought I was watching my friends die infront of me and the only person who had experience with the drug and how said k-hole looks was also nodding off completely and couldnt give guidance
kinda fucked me up mentally and I havent taken a drug since then which was 3 years ago and it took me like 2 years before I drank again but I think that part was unrelated
>>50477 #
>well famed "K-hole"
While you were writing about it I also looked up Ketamine on psychonautwiki and I don't think I'm ever able to do hard stuff actually. Like it fucking terrifies me to see the list of "effects" it has on you, no joke. No wonder you've been off of anything hard for that long after witnessing it first hand.
>if the stuff was tested or not
Well, I don't test the "stuff" I buy off of internet either, but it is kind of different and kind of the same. Different because it doesn't theoretically go through "dark channels" but the same since ultimately you're trusting the (probably) one-man venture that they've actually put what they advertise into the bag. And I have like pure caffeine right beside my bed, white powder, in like a 250g bag so enough to kill anyone.
Also about the testing kit, yea I would probably do the same if I ever managed to get over that fear. No way I'm taking something bought off the streets without testing me that can kill me easily.
>>50478 #
I think the risk of dying to stuff like fentanyl or other opioids is really low here since I dont think that stuff is popular or even that prevalent on the market
whats more likely is that, due to all of the subordinates that drugs pass through the hands off over time, your stuff is going to be diluted with stuff that does nothing to you like caffeine, sugar or whatever just so they can squeeze out a little bit more money
but im a paranoid person and way too much of one too so even with that likelihood i ended up buying one of those 3-solution test kits just to make sure
never got any results that werent expected but I still did it because I felt as if I had to
>>50479 #
>does nothing to you like caffeine
Believe me, ~2g of caffeine is very far from doing nothing to you, I've managed to get that high with the dosage and those are the days I kind of regret going that far. Hoping they cut with sugar instead because if anyone has a weak heart, that's a quick trip to cardiac arrest.
most of the time they were stamped with amphetamines from what I understood but I might be wrong, i was just listening to what the more senior junkies said about that
anyways, that time is past me now and maybe I will take drugs again some day, probably not
the first ever pill was a crazy experience, nothing ever since has gotten even close to that experience so I dont think its worth it
>>50481 #
>senior junkies
That's such a funny phrase, senior junkies lmao. I would presume life expectancy amongst that group is not very high.
>I dont think its worth it
Yea, maybe the first experience is worth it but I don't think going back is. Anyway it's a dangerous hole you can get in so I would rather not even start myself.
I should go to sleep neko, it was nice chatting again about that stuff, even if it might be a bit uncomfortable for you in which case I'm sorry. Goodnight :)
my alarm is set for 4 hours and 55 minutes from now take care neko
and no I havent and dont get uncomfortable, this is on the level of talking about the weather for me
I have no emotional attachment to this stuff so dont worry
oh, happy birthing parent day everybody
>>50485 #
The worst part, I'm not sure whether she's genuine or sarcastic, although I'm leaning towards sarcastic.
>>50486 #
she's being incredibly sarcastic, almost to the point where she is purposely being venomous in the way she's typing
t. knower
>>50488 #
I've heard she's a terf so I assume she's sarcastic but I'm not interested enough to be 100% sure. And I've seen worse kind of things posted unironically...
>tfw i will never have this
why live
was nice weekend, what are we watching 2day
>>50492 #
you want to play valorant with your gf, i want my gf to ride my dick while i pilot a plane
WE ARE NOT THE SAME
new windblows cancer dropped
>>50497 #
my fucking brother (cant show the whole taskbar or the screenshot looks dumb as hell but I have it on the left on both moitors)
ngl maybe winblows cooked this time
>>50502 #
i stopped using the taskbar after i discovered flow launcher, you can run apps or search for open application windows. it also integrates with Everything which finds files better than win search
>>50506 #
im not shilling im literally using it all the time
>>50507 #
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STFU BItHC
its everyones moral duty to use shill open source software, thats why im using Firefox™ instead of a superior browser like Chrome
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reported for spam, enjoy your ten year vacation
i mean it makes sense to have the taskbar on the left because horizontal space is usually empty but every website has text from top to bottom
>>50517 #
i thought that was just some bdsm suit but yea sure
>>50519 #
honestly it was a good move making every bad guy wear a gimp suit and be weirdly sexual
>>50518 #
Nora, my virgin innocent tradwife, would never be into BDSM, she is cosplaying from the perverted DUNC movies
this true #8ball (No)the market for fear mongering about china is getting insane
>>50520 #
I feel like it'd be pretty easy to start a youtube channel about china fearmongering and just make shit up. Maybe that'll be what the nekochen podcast is, just us shooting the shit every week and coming up with increasingly fake stories about china.
91 views on this song, neko is such a hipsterbut its not bad
anon says this kpop song "reminds him of someone he would rather forget", must be a ex-maisie poster
>>50522 #
>neko is such a hipster
Yea? I see your bet and raise you [YouTube] ???
ngl im susceptible to becoming one of those insane kpop people
i also think korea is cooler than japan
>>50528 #
you made this? it sounds good, like background music to the original deus ex. well maybe a little too funky to be on a dystopian cyber punk game
>>50531 #
I didn't make this neko, it got recommended to me through youtube, no idea why. Well I have some idea (I listen to electronic music, and I click the links recently just to discover something fun), but it's insane it can just recommend you a channel or video with pretty much no views.
>>50532 #
yeah i really like yts algorithm, i have an account on which i only watch niche animation videos so my recs are all that but vids with low views
>>50533 #
It has gotten... Better? Worse? I don't even know really, I think it just got more sensitive with recency bias or something. It still pushes things that are popular fast but it seems it's easier to, what I would call "fuck with it" as in make it show you the stuff you want by watching a bunch of related content.
NekOS
I still remember when i booted up nekopara cuz i thought the cosplays were cute and then in the first episode youfuck the catgirls
anon said song "voce gosta - suba" makes him want to dance, so i looked up what sort of dance fits and a stripper video popped up
letter of the day :D
whats the letter of the day
i dont get it, whats the letter of the day
>>50551 #
the controversy over cosplaying a lewdish character is sort of silly, the boundaries never blur for me. same when some hoe dresses up as dora on twitter
>>50556 #
It happens with a ton of cosplays, there's just narrative dissonance over what they say and do
>I don't support anime that lewd minors
>but I will cosplay those minors wearing those lewd outfits because I like the characters, and the oufits, and those videos get views
>I don't support x artist because of reasons
>But I will continue to cosplay their characters and just write in the description that I don't support them
who fucking cares, the worst thing to come of social media lately is the fact that people feel pressured to be an activist about fucking everything.
Oh no, there's an anime where a high schooler gets put in lewd situations, that's every fucking high school anime, and has been for all time, you don't need to make a song and dance about how you don't support raping children, we all know that you don't, you're a teenage girl cosplayer, nobody is expecting you to be a fountain of knowledge and perfect morality.
trigger warning: ramadam
imagine wearing THIS as your wedding dress
holy shit
idk why this song is called that, but its therapeutic. anon says its a song to drive to, i imagined waves caressing the shore of a rocky beach
i know enough russian to get the lyrics, its a song about holding out hope bc at least you have a pack of cigarettes in your pocket - which is the most russian thing of all time. much better than most russian songs ive heart, theyre usually some rave bait
>>50563 #
>Sola Sistim by Underworld
this song feels more like driving, there are mechanical(-ish) sounds and something thats closer to (pleasant) car beeping
>>50566 #
back in autumn of 2022 I was driving a lot, like multiple 4 hour trips back and forth, and Sola Sistim was the song I always looked forward to in my playlist during those drives just because of that
in my mind it kind of has the feel of watching the powerlines bow down then rise up when theres another electrical pole just for it all to repeat, rhythmic peaks and troughs
this kinda. The occasional synth that makes one (relatively) high note before reverbing away until the next time it shows up a bar later is the wooden poles and the bass-ey parts between are the hanging cables
>>50567 #
i can see it. its always hardest to describe sounds, so people usually dont have much to say about their favorite songs. i like your description a lot
>>50569 #
>its always hardest to describe sounds
yeah, music is more of a feeling to me than anything so its very hard to put it to words
the songs I like the most are the ones that feel as if theyre telling a story just through the notes, progressions and motifs yet I detest songs that purposely set out to set up such a story intentionally because it never feels genuine
idk if youve gotten to the Message From The Inner City - The Crusaders song yet but that song is like the former explanation, it gives me the feeling that its telling a story of emotional quality for lack of a better way to explain it due to being ESL
okay i listen to the full one
yeah that version is weird as hell lmao I get what you mean by muted
BUT I also do think that the "real" version might not be too different from what you experienced with that other version
>>50575 #
>>50576 #
the full song has parts that made me see it as a more happy song. but its not exactly a "i won the lottery" or "im getting married" type of happy. to me, its "im finally doing better after a dry spell" sort of song, like its only the beginnings of happiness?
you put pinegrove as a sad song, but i dont view it like that at all. its more about being frustrated with your work bc you want to do better, and thats borderline positive to me? the sounds also seem upbeat in a bittersweet way
>>50577 #
>im finally doing better after a dry spell
the only type of happiness I feel
>>50578 #
This song to me, along with the lyrics, give me a feel of crippling loneliness and wanting it to remain that way but still yearning almost being desperate for social interaction
Kind of like how one might want to isolate themselves from people due to trust issues and not wanting to be hurt but still feeling that innate human desire for community
>I'm out
>Nothing here to care about
>It's nothing worth me sayin' aloud
>So then why do I seem to
>Need to?
also I didnt really get Day 16 on the chart so I chose to interpret it as a song that is a "classic" to me i.e. from when I was younger but still good today
>>50572 #
>Message From The Inner City - The Crusaders song yet but that song is like the former explanation, it gives me the feeling that its telling a story of emotional quality
i listened to it a few times, i know what you mean. the tone of the song remains the same, but it has these shifts in how its delivered. and it really feels like a new thing is happening every minute or so, like a new scene is unfolding of the same movie
>>50579 #
i get it, the interpretation can really change from what you think pinegrove craves
>>50580 #
ill listen to the rest tomorrow, i have things to do today. good songs overall, the crusaders and the fishmans were my favorite
my parents are fucking retarded
cant wait to cut ties
neko get the scissors
in 3 hours we're watching this
*bane voice*
it would be extremely painful
>She blushes
Ela fica vermelha is "She becomes red", thats cute
my haters here on this so called NekOchen are very vocal! But! Afraid of ing saying stupid stuffs to my face they are! Many such cases!
>neko and that "ugly" girl who had a crush on him at BGC just released a tok of them together
https://www.tiktok.com/@nightshiftsam/video/7341624326673861934
you cannot suffer at BGC
whats a bgc
yeah I kinda found that annoying as well but Im a prude thougheverbeit
quitting magic, women on tiktok have ruined another hobby i enjoyed, is anything safe? the only thing they havent ruined yet, ironically, is being cute and feminine, as they all fail this
>"call me ghost..."
>"ghost in the shell"
really, this is the first line?
Im starting to have a lot of really weird thoughts, maybe Im developing schizophrenia
https://www.twitch.tv/chazprinceton
ten minute warning
>“This randomized clinical trial showed that regular blood or plasma donations result in a significant reduction in serum PFAS levels for participants,” the study's authors wrote. Blood donors reduced their PFAS levels by 10%, and plasma donors reduced theirs by 30%"
Maybe its time to start donating plasma
ghost in the shell is in 3 minutes btw.
starting
Chatgpt movie has started
what did i miss
>naked anime titties within 2 minutes
my mom loves this film
yeah neko is a fucking coomer
why is the truck driver like a robot
You guys should watch cyberpunk edgerunners if you're into anime + cyberpunk
that anime was so fucking good
kinda hate the cyberpunk aesthetic
bro got the harry potter invisibility cloak
major is so hot.
i want a cyborg lady to beat me up
>they hacked his brain to make him think he's got a wife and kid
it's so over
>it's another naked cyborg scene
we love this movie
i never loved this movie so much
it's genius that they all voice act like robots... because they're basically robots....
i like when she said "maybe theres a ghost in the shell"
Idk what has happened with me but seeing tits in movies this much is actually making me nauseous
>>50631 #
dont get me wrong, I am probably in the top 1 womanlovers on nekochen
I just dont want to see tits and ass in movies anymore, kinda grosses me out
36 minutes in, what the fuck is this movie about? we may never know.
NEKO DONT LOOK, THERE'S ANIME TITS
i like when he said "theres a ghost in her shell"
this is just like deus ex.
it probably inspired deus ex
>desu ex
theres one scene later in the movie I really like
this is literally unesco guy from desu ex, remember when he sits in a chair too
major and big dude are literally anna navarre and herman the german
zamn she left him speechless
what the fuck is going on
they are calling them fat
that makes a lot of sense.
im worried for the future where i can walk through a hallway and someone can "check the pressure sensors" to see how much i weigh, and then post it on neko and laugh at me
me using emacs
>what am i? some kind of ghost in the shell?
this is actually pretty cool, i like how the story is about inter-governmental agencies fighting, rather than the generic megacorporations fighting in usual cyberpunk settings
has there ever been a movie about "smart robots = good"
one of best anime scenes upcoming
This movie ripped off of cyberpunk
cyberpunk was released years ago, we are watching ghost in the shell in 2024 so do the math
she cybers my punk till i droid
>time to get my tits out
you know shit is going down when they undress
is she natty?
natties cant deadlift like this
unit 01 jack in
unit 02 jack in
unit 03 jack off
such a cool scene
>her voice returned to normal when she decided to leave
kino
that certainly was a film
cyberpunk inspired this
it was a little abrupt at the end, but i quite liked it.
WOW 😲😲 just realized ghost in the shell means sentience
>was actually a film about being trans
bravo
>>50681 #
There is an old fan theory that the mc was a guy before being turned into a machine because all she does is bang women
i fucking love this reki
do you like this reki
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ACID
>>50330 #
>message said girl when she made her instagram story post that she cant quit it prematurely because im eagerly waiting to see all of her choices
>"hahaha theyre coming"
>2 days later without posting
my hungarian wife is being paid to shill for a crappy AI dating app.
It is weird that even in third world countries you have people replacing kids with pets.
it is weird
Im not getting a pet until I already have children
Pets sap the energy out of you if you arent already sapped of energy, then they might help give you some routine
new nekomisa
As I wake up at 7am, to rush out of the house by 730, in another gloomy rainy day, I realise I do not want to be living this life. My current degree is fucking shit and uninteresting. Only 5 more weeks of taught lectures then I'm 5.
5 more weeks. Trust the plan.
The way "Sarah" is said in this audio reminds me of a quest in morrowind where you pretend to be an actor as a last minute standin in Tribunal and the actress you're talking to says "Serjo" a lot to you.
What I'm getting at is where are my Gureryne Selvilo cosplays?
Don't ask anymore stupid questions
Ok, how about Almalexia cosplay? There has to be at least one women on the planet that's into Morrowind...
>>50702 #
>Fear not. I will tell the tale myself when it is done, that with your dying breath you submitted to me, the one true god.
Almalexia is one of the best written female characters. It's insane how they went from morrowind to oblivion, where Mankar Cameron doesn't even know what daedricprinces rule what realms and he's supposedly THE expert on daedric princes
>>50703 #
>Mankar Cameron doesn't even know what daedricprinces rule what realms
Tbf, knowing that it came from a random email exchange and Terence didn't even know it's going to be used in the final cut of the game I understand how it came to being. It's funny though how the more financially secure and less rushed bethesda is the worse the final product.
>Almalexia is one of the best written female characters.
A tragedy of her own making. But such is the fate of Gods in this setting.
>>50704 #
Yeah but Todd read that email exchange and didn't even notice the inconsistencies himself, the studio lead doesn't even know the lore of the series he'd been directing for 2 full games?
Random fans know this. All it would've taken is a couple of minutes to fact check the names and then have it read out.
>>50705 #
>the studio lead doesn't even know the lore of the series he'd been directing for 2 full games
Wishful thinking neko, though if anybody from the writing team read it and didn't notice then it's a big oopsie.
>All it would've taken is a couple of minutes to fact check the names and then have it read out.
Knowing what I know about bethesda now, lmao, lol. But I agree.
just saw a leucistic pigeon, almost all white
>>50707 #
since seeing this pigeon I have seen a girl in jeans with a great ass and a homeless man pick a cigarette of the ground, light it and smoke it
a used cigarette* mind you
just saw a girl that looks almost exactly like kay. can't have been more than like 12
I am now up to two professors who pronounce "homogenous" as homo genius
yeah today I have decided that I am no longer the #1 womanlover on nekochen for I fucking hate women
Heres a described event to illustrate why, in greentext form
>Have to meet the wicked bitches of the west for a group assignment
>Suggest yesterday we do it over zoom or some shit like that today (I have a 2h commute)
>Get democratically outvoted with the three hoors all saying "Lets meet at campus!!!! ❤❤" hugboxing like women do
>Oh well, suck it up and go to school cus I got outvoted thats how it is
>Yesterday evening one of the bitches says "oopsie Im sick so I cant attend the group work nor the presentation sorry gl tho!"
>Today, when I am 20 minutes from campus one of the other hoors says "Oopsie I didnt have my phone on at night so I overslept haha oopsie can I attend via zoom instead???" when she lives 30 min from campus
>The third hoor hugboxes her and says "it happens its fine you can attend via zoom!!!"
>I tell her that its for the best if she attends in person since thats what we voted for (I was seething)
>"But like... I cant make it in time? How are you guys gonna do in the meanwhile as Im travelling???" I do not respond to this
>She does not show up and doesnt create a zoom call, just silently writes stuff in the document without consulting anyone
Fucking hate women I hate them I hate them I hate them I HATE THEM ODEIO ODEIO ODEIO
>>50719 #
Yeah this is the last time I need to ever interact with them aside from like 2 hours on thursday
I cba telling them theyre fucked up in the head
I have no issue confronting men but for some reason I cannot tell women off, I am too much of a misogynist and think that they cant handle it
What if they cut or kill themselves and name me as the reason? Would be kinda awkward desu
>>50720 #
Thankfully we live in an era where you can word your texts to them precisely before hitting send instead of having to confront them in person . I think you can word something that gets the point across without immediately causing them to burst into tears.
>>50721 #
Youre replying to the guy that just put up with 2 months of them always arriving late to group work, not contributing at all during group work and then forced him to commute every fucking time because theyre afraid of zoom or some shit
t. that guy
I cant tell women off, I just cannot, I dont know why. Not even ugly hoes
I just sit and seethe.
>>50722 #
I dunno anon, you don’t sound like much of a misogynist if you’re passing up such a juicy opportunity to righteously obliterate some foids verbally
>>50723 #
Im not your traditional "I HATE WOMEN I WANT SEX" misogynist, I am the type that looks down on women as inferior, weaker and needing to be protected and ruled over at every moment due to them not being able to do anything substantial by themselves or be held accountable for their fuckups
Its like getting angry at a child for drawing with crayons on the wall - its just dumb to get mad about that. You shouldve not let them have unsupervised access to crayons if theyre at that age
I dont think women can do anything by themselves so I cant get mad at them when they fuck up because both of us know that they cannot be held accountable for the consequences of their actions. thats what makes me a misogynist, not the "I HATE WOMEN" part
>>50722 #
Regardless, I think it's better for you to let it out instead of having this stick around in your head
It's not good to let other people benefit at your expense like that
I just found out that the military plays cute little strategy tabletop games to simulate the outcomes of things like a chinese invasion of taiwan
they have cute little blue cubes for american planes and red cubes for chinese planes
>>50729 #
>>50730 #
we play this at board game club all the time
>friend i play magic with messaged me 5 minutes ago to confirm im going tomorrow
yeah, pretty sure she wants me fr
>they use hexagon grids
based, square tile nerds can go eat dirt
d&d uses square tiles
GURPS uses hexagons
the superior system is confirmed.
my sense of motivation feels like a lightbulb that just turned off
how do i turn that shit back on
same
I wonder if were both bipolar or have something similar. I go through cycles where Im energized to focus on what I want to do or have to do. And then long periods where I just dont care anymore.
I think there's a whole world of different mental phenomena that we don't have words for since psychology vocabulary is so narrow
anyone else get gunk buildup on their keyboard keys?
I keep having to scrape it off with my nails
>shooting with reki is always relaxed chaos
thank you for your valuable input mr. northernlion subscriber
>>50745 #
did you understand that part or did you translate it online?
hows your "new" streak that you are putting 100% effort in daily going
>no plan
>i would say im not good enough to give correct tips. i shoot and edit based on instinct
>the best place to go for inspiration and to connect with cool photographers is the discord server [insert discord]
>>50746 #
why are you watching a northernlion stream if you hate us eggheads (thats what us subscribers call ourselves)
holy heck would ya look at that
throwback to that time babyroods linked up with reki at a con, probably dedeco, its always dedeco
>>50747 #
I am pointedly not responding to your post because I haven't restarted the streak in the last 3 days and I do not want to admit that or I'll be bullied
yep, this is why i didnt reply because now i'm being BULLIED on NEKO
suck my DICK duolingo we do not care
last time I got 3 days for free I STOPPED USING IT
actually kinda useful this time tho i might grind like a full days worth of lessons with it
I'm gonna be running a vampire the masquerade chronicle in a couple of weeks :D
got bored and wanted something to do, so I picked up some random guys from /tg/ to run something, knowing how /tg/ works, I imagine most will flake after session 1 and it'll go nowhere
pogchamp
please finish your sentence you're giving me a panic attack
new gimmick leaving sente
hey nekos wh
i hate dark ni
this reki is cu
does she have any kino moots only ig content?
if you live in britbong island why dont you just get a polish gf
you dont have moots? im surprised you dont with how much you have paid her
I'm sure if I asked I would be, but that feels like paying someone to be mutuals with me, it's pretty cringe. Even if she has said I'm her biggest supporterby amount of money given, not weight.
if that one guy who claims to have commissioned her for special pics for several thousands of euro then u might not be #1
but how do you knower the truther?
because nobody has commissioned her for several thousands of euros, it's not even remotely believable, and if i remember rightly that was made at a time with the intention of making me annoyed and then no proof of this was ever given.
someone just lied, badly.
if reki had several thousands of euros, she'd have a hell of a lot more cosplays, logically
goodnight nekochen, home of the world's first quantum supercomputer
>Não vou comer, estou em regime
estou de regime* desculpa
Nekochen supports NATO
>>50779 #
yeah I suffer in my shithole country
No referendum, just a rushed decision for no good reason
People in the newspapers are writing seething articles that "Despite roughly half the population being positive towards Nato, the younger generation are immorally hypocritical about not wanting to serve for the organization and fight for other countries"
Yeah no fucking shit, Im not gonna kill myself for fucking Bratislavistan, Turkey or Hungary, are you dumb?
Viado politicians and retarded hickwigger supporters who believe the reality TV representatives that promise everything and then do the opposite
One of the biggest NATO supporting parties has "Say NO to Nato" as one of their selling points during the election in the summer of 2022
theres a new ryo 16h old and shes starting to like the shape of an average UK woman in her figure
stocky, for lack of a better word
not quite at that level yet but I would say slampig is more offensive and I wasnt trying to be rude
if I was a woman and someone called me a slampig I would probably kill myself when I got home
I'm not being rude. I like ryo's germs
Now you've reminded me nekos that a girl at work that's kind of "stocky", but not really fat was flashing tummy yesterday by accident.
God I love tummies, I hope she didn't notice me staring violently.
>>50793 #
There are girls much thinner than her and wearing tighter fitting clothing, but they don't flash tummies so idc. Give me the tummy...
>>50794 #
Yeah skinny girls always gatekeep their midriffs its a sad reality
what I meant by the thinspo comment though is that a fatty showing her stomach would make me not eat for the day
>>50795 #
>what I meant by the thinspo comment though is that a fatty showing her stomach would make me not eat for the day
Oh no, thankfully not that kind of stomach no. I wouldn't call it a tummy then. I didn't exactly get a good look because that would be not inconspicuous enough but it was decent enough to make me go 😭
>Yeah skinny girls always gatekeep their midriffs its a sad reality
A crime, though I understand gatekeeping sexy parts. Not that I'd want my girl to go around and show off her midriff to other people if I had one.
Ryo tummy 🤤
>>50796 #
>though I understand gatekeeping sexy parts
fit girls artificially restricting access to their tight stomachs is keeping the market value on them high, theyre just ruthless businesswomen thats all
I love women so much I have changed my mind from yesterdays womenhating stance
>>50798 #
>theyre just ruthless businesswomen thats all
I don't think so, I just think they do not realize the value and/or don't want attention of people like me that value tummy highly.
It's a sad state of affairs though, I really love bellydances and other stuff involving tummy, a good tummy is invaluable.
>I'm not controlling, show it all off, her body her choice
Ugh, well it depends on the relationship I would have but being exclusive means showing off the goods is mostly off the table for me. Though I'm not going to be dressing a girl in a burka lmao.
Not that it matters anyway now and the last relationship I've had she wasn't very keen on showing off so it was all fine.Huh, i distinctly remember uploading that tok here, wonder what happened, I don't think I've ever reencoded anything
>>50800 #
theres a third neko in our midst who said the her body her choice thing but Im kinda on his team anyways. I would probably not mind if my girl dressed semi-sexy (assuming its not full hoor a la no bra, sheer shirt, booty shirts tier pornstar clothing)
I wouldnt really care tbh
>I just think they do not realize the value
Trust me, they absolutely do
I had a classmate in HS back when we were 16 who knew she was attractive and lusted for so she would walk around the school cafeteria with her phone in her back jeans pocket and she had the camera sticking out above the top of the pocket and on record
She would basically walk around and catch the video of people (classmatesteachers?etc) staring at her ass
Pretty sure they are absolutely aware of it all
Third neko here, I love gfs who whoremaxx
also bubbly erotic tummy
>>50801 #
>I would probably not mind if my girl dressed semi-sexy
Well, I'm approaching it from the mostly angle as in I'm going to be reasonable. I'm not a fundie christian where every scrap of skin showing is an affront to God.
>staring at her ass
Well ass and tits are the regular "erogenous areas" so it's not very strange. I know girls know about all of this stuff but how much are they aware of more obscure fetishes? I knew a girl (more like a planet-sized moon but w/e) that has told me that she's got her toes sucked, tummies though, while regularly probably popular enough I think don't make a girl as conscious about it so we don't see it more as a show off and more as a "it's hot outside might as well wear less".
>>50803 #
🤤
These days they're more aware of how people like feet than traditional stuff like tummies, legs or armpits
>>50804 #
Girls don't understand that men are complete pigs who find every inch of visible skin erotic
>>50804 #
>but how much are they aware of more obscure fetishes
like the neko abaixo de você, even tokkers are aware of stuff like that and are censoring their stuff
and counter-point to show that regular women also are aware: if they are itemizing to show it off they know about the potential of these areas enough to know when to limit it as well
>>50806 #
Well, I'm sure I don't find ankles attractive... Elbows probably too... Armpits are mostly out of the question for me though it depends. There's plenty of visible skin that I don't find erotic see?
>>50807 #
>are censoring their stuff
That's because internet exposure has given them ability to see the most vocal fetishes, still I don't think tummy fandom is vocal enough to see tummy censorship thank God.
>>50809 #
>still I don't think tummy fandom is vocal enough to see tummy censorship thank God.
Remy used to wear shirts under his cosplays to specifically censor tummy on cosplays like jinx where it should be visible. Though that was more due to not wanting to be called chubby. When he lost weight he did a tummy jinx cosplay to show off. Then charged for feet pics.
Truly a business major
God I fucking love skinny girls
Holy shit they are the light of my life
>>50811 #
>3 toks of pip's tummy later
>neko went from hating women to absolutely loving the heck out of women
This is the power of tummy
>>50812 #
I believe the only reason why I hated women yesterday is because the three stooges of Bitchingville are ugly and unattractive
If they were hot girls? The girl wanting to attend on zoom wouldve still been in my book of assholes but the other two I couldve at least been semi-fine with them walking all over me because theyre eye candy
You guys are disgusting. I just want to say to any women reading I love and respect all women, even ugly girls.
>>50810 #
>Though that was more due to not wanting to be called chubby.
Yep, most of the time it comes from self-image issues. Let's be fair, having a flat tummy like that involves a bunch of work, even I (the slimneko) have a bit of a pouch on my stomach that obscures my lower abs.
>>50813 #
>If they were hot girls?
Neko, you've had a hard time to give them a hard time about being bitches and they were ugly. If they were all pretty you would have no chance to get from under the simping spell.
>>50817 #I am sorry neko
Its been so long that I have run my hands up and down someones skinny stomach, waist and back
The feel of a womans skin is so tender
Take me back
Neko is too damn horny, someone post an ugly girl to kill the mood. Post germ
you can just see how soft pip is
>>50815 #
>hard time to give them a hard time about being bitches and they were ugly
yeah women are my kryptonite. like I said yesterday, I have no problem being assertive or even an asshole when its men involved because I know theyll look at it factually but women? they seize up at every moment and I just cant
>>50816 #
>The feel of a womans skin is so tender
>Take me back
>>50818 #
>you can just see how soft pip isStop nekos please I shouldn't be having sinful thoughts about my tokfu...
>yeah women are my kryptonite
True, but thankfully the older I get the less I care. I still do simp for beautiful girls though it takes a bit more than just being pretty to peak my interest (and being bitchy will land you my wrath regardless of beauty)
>>50820 #
I don't think I've ever had that problem but then I haven't been in a commited relationship of 10+ years.
I just don't "love" my tokfus in the eros sense, more like in the agape (joyful love) sense.
I have nothing but sinful thoughts about my tokfu >:3
>>50821 #
In real life I dont suffer from the madonna whore complex, I can love and lust for people but for tokfus? I cannot see them both sexually and be caring for them, its either or
>>50822 #
You are the devilneko... We will be mortal enemies...
>>50823 #
>I cannot see them both sexually and be caring for them, its either or
I could, theoretically, but I don't find that dynamic healthy or enjoyable. Like caring for my tokfus is fine but being horny and trying to bed somebody that's a 1000kms away seems like a futile endeavor doomed to fail. Also it would make me less receptive towards women IRL which is also unhealthy even though I'm not hellbent on continuing my lineage.I can see the hand movement made specifically to not obscure the tummy 🤤
>>50824 #
>being horny and trying to bed somebody that's a 1000kms away seems like a futile endeavor
yeah, even without the "trying to bed" part I just never understood people who coom to tokfus, it just never seemed like an attractive nor pleasing idea to me
>Make me less receptive towards women IRL
I dont think this would differ for me tbh, I am as apathetic to the whole thing outside of the whole mental "tfw no gf" thoughts part regardless of if I am 3 months no nut or a feral coomer
>>50825 #
>it just never seemed like an attractive nor pleasing idea to me
Tbf, I've never understood the allure of non-porn material. I am also less of a visual guy though so there's that.
>I dont think this would differ for me tbh
Even if it would make me just a tiny bit less interested that's enough for me to make it another reason to not do that. I'm already pretty much at the bottom of motivation for chasing tail, don't really need less.
For me? Anti-lewding my tokfu as much as possible by not posting toks that can~ be lewded
Yea, what if your tokfu had no toks that can't be lewded?
My 'fu has no toks. She's unreadable but I still try my best
>>50830 #
>what if your tokfu had no toks that can't be lewded
very dangerous position to be in for me if this was the case
I would be thinking of them 24/7 but ultimately if I had a tokker like that as my tokfu I would post their stuff since they are at most a level 2 tokfu, not yet max level to where the need to protect kicks in
>>50832 #
>they are at most a level 2 tokfu, not yet max level to where the need to protect kicks in
to add onto my post, I had this happen with this girl https://www.tiktok.com/@b6bybatt/video/7344785218240400672
this old meme from that shitty mobile game ad that was everywhere but for tokfus
>>50836 #
Don't worry neko I've got it, it is just contextually strange for me because ofthe other site
>>50837 #
oh yeah true
im a big mmo nerd so I kinda use that kind of terminology a lot
like
>>50807 #
>if they are itemizing to show it off
>>50839 #
nah I was thinking of the gear they were equipping, their slutmog if I want to appropriate even more wow slang
and when I wrote it I smiled cus i thought about how the phrase is actually kinda fitting in regular speech as well
>>50841 #
just look at this, perfect example of girls slutmogging to show off their midriffs
women do this irl too but would probably not has as much leg armor
>tokfu is too ugly to be leafed
I've figured out the way
>>50844 #
yea, transmogrification (shorthand: transmog/mog)
came out in like 2012-2013 with Mists of Pandaria (depending on which patch it came out, pretty sure it was in the end of MoP so late 2013 early 2014 maybe even)
as far as I know its the first popular usage of the word
>>50843 #
A blessing in disguise for sure. if I see an ugly tokker, even if she is butt ass naked I cant see her sexually
>>50845 #
>if I see an ugly tokker, even if she is butt ass naked I cant see her sexually
That guy who leaked the reki nudes cannot understand that we're immune to her because of this
skinny women are on my mind ❤💛🤍💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍❣💕💞💓💗💖💝💘💟💌😍😘🥰😚
THIS ONE
her contacts look fucking weird, filtergolem, boring camera angle, boring cos, i havent watched blue lock, boring audio, dont like piercings, dont like reki
idk not much to write home about from me
I'll write a paragraph about this on the bus home
nekochen logo on her shirt she is a real nekker
My thesis is that tokfus aren't objectionaly attractive
some are but thats usually not what makes people have them as tokfus, tokfus are forged in the flames of subjective love
whilst we are on the topic - I cant believe there are people that jerk it to bonbi
SLIGHTLY????????????
This is her. The light of my life.
I'm on the bus so I can explain myself.
No "tokfu" is conventionally attractive. They're all cute and pretty but everyone of them is a little different to the normal blonde haired blue eyed beauty you'd see in a Hollywood flick.
Think about it, all the most posted fus..
Boni, reki, funky, pip an hour ago. They're all pretty but the average person wouldn't call them beautiful.
So essentially when you insult reki you're only confirming you're a normie and can't understand Tokfu Beauty
Girls don't just like cuddling and watching movies anymore. It's all choke me daddy (but only if you're 6ft+)
>>50867 #
You're only halfway right neko, acid is definitely conventionally attractive, I think pip and Arie too, though if I were to choose my one and only tokfu it would be funky so there's that. We would have to ask Acidposter who is his main tokfu and that would settle the debate.
>>50868 #
>It's all choke me daddy (but only if you're 6ft+)
Funny, the only women I've dated was also all choke me daddy and I am over 6ft. I guess this is right.She was also into like 80% of this bucket list so yeah...
>>50868 #
>cnc
women are cooked
they want someone to roleplay break into their house and rape them when theyre not awake so taht they wake up in a panic thinking theyre actually being raped
just found a new tokfu
this is her
say something nice about her
>>50874 #
I can tell you from experience it is not really like that, tbf it's a pretty "vanilla" kink on this list lmao
>>50875 #
Cute tokfu, I hope there's more of her :)
>>50876 #
>tbf it's a pretty "vanilla" kink on this list
>Consensual non-consent is a discussion around consent to engage in a power or dominating sexual act between two or more people that will play out as though it is nonconsensual.
if its vanilla to roleplay being raped then I guess we are all cooked
What if they want to CNC (You)
>:3
>>50877 #
Yeah, that's all it is, a roleplay. I would say masochism and degradation are much worse on there
>>50880 #
>Yeah, that's all it is, a roleplay
yeah I know its roleplay, thats why it was the 5th word in the 2nd sentence of my post here >>50874 #
masochism (being spanked, maybe slapped) and degradation (being called degrading names, spat on etc) are much more tame and more closely related to actual sex than... pretending to be raped
but maybe its just cus I view rape as one of the most dehumanizing acts that you can commit against another person
>>50881 #
I guess if you've never experienced it it's really strange, but I assure you I've seen worse of both the kinks mentioned than what I've experienced in CNC with my girl. It's basically just struggle play
Unpopular opinion but fact: girls pretend to be into degenerate stuff to seem cool but in reality they want a nice 5'8 guy that looks identical to me
>>50882 #
struggle play is not what I would say falls under cnc, thats asphyxiation and probably also falls under the sub/dom category as well
I guess in the end it depends on what the op of the list meant by the kinks but I assure you it's most probably not as bad as you think
>sex havers
Not true nekos
>>50887 #
buddy youre the only neko who hasnt had sex, this is a incelcel (celibacy from inceldom) board
tbh life was easier when I hadnt had sex, wish I could go back to those times
>>50891 #
It's fine, I don't take offence to being reminded I'm a virgin. I know, just by virtue of numbers, that I could have sex in the next week if I was that desperate to debase my immortal soul for mediocre pussy.
I, however, am strong of will and morals, so I will remain a virgin till I meet a girl worth marrying (met one once, we have not spoken in 9 years, I still think about her sometimes)
Why wahmen have they minds all messed up
the closer you get to wizardy the more succubi show up to steal your essence. stay strong.
>just realised I'm gonna be a virgin forever because I play MTG now at BGC with TGW
when I played MTG back in the day there was a married couple that would show up to the game store to play with us.
>>50900 #
I have a military friend where he just throws appreviations all over the place and expects me to understand him. Military men are a special type of autist
>>50903 #
>just realised I'm gonna be a virgin forever because I play my tranny girlfriend now at Boston Gay Club with Trans Grandma Weston
idk if my tranny girlfriend is like playing doctor the thing kids play when theyre young but I support it
I'll show my board game club friends nekochen, home of the skribl.io fanclub
ask reginald or NK whichever of the black weebs show up this:
>O que você vê quando-se abre os olhos?
>>50909 #
ok just read it out loud and ask them
cabron is spanish. Hijo de puta
>learning spanish in 2024
talk about a useless hobby. heh, I would never waste my time on something like that
im being dogpiled
pihla de cachorros
pilha de cachorros*
I kind of miss the cold. I havent felt snow since 2010.
>BRICS
Yeah they've got me BRICKED UP
I would all of them for obvious reasons, they were drawn to be doneable
NOOOOOOOOOO I HATE CHICKEN TIKKA MASALA
aí cara, a minha esposa é do Brasil
you guys know that signature smell that farms have? the kind of nutty(?) smell that beef has
theres a word for it that I dont know right now so I cant translate it but anyways that a little bit beefy traditional farm smell
im eating cheddar right now on a sandwich and it tastes very heavily of that nutty(?) farm smell
>>50931 #
Not relevant but I love cheddar cheese.
It was invented. Like everything of value. In england
>>50933 #
Have you ever been to Cheddar? I've been in the caves and man they are really cool (and fucking moist/damp/high air moisture)
Its a really amazingly pretty village and its situated really comfy-ly in this huge valley
>>50934 #
I have driven past cheddar but not been, I'll go one day.
Have you been to the Mithrarium in London yet?
>>50935 #
no never been, I mostly went to imperial war museum, RAF museum, british war museum, the one "Main" british museum, some shopping centres and that was about it
oh and primark because I went there with the girls in my family once (been multiple times) and I was forced to join them
I know its a brand store but its an english thing so I mentioned going there
I went on the one that was along the main shopping street near uuh i cant remember the station, picadilly?
Oxford Street
small blogpost, when I was walked down oxford street with my parents once there was this homeless guy outside of primark who raised his cup up (collecting coins) and shook it towards me indicating he wants me to drop shit into it
me, being a mini clone of my dad and having taken on his tongue in cheek humour, reached my hand in the cup and said "thank you thank you" and pretended to take some coins
the homeless man got absolutely pissed, being some gypsy figure he of course instantly wanted to get violent until my dad stepped between us to disarm the situation / dissuade the gypsy from doing anything
I was like 14 at the time
kind of a shitty thing to do.
wake up
it's da 13th of da month
this is the germ nekomiisa mentioned earlier but never posted for some bizzare reason.
does she look "stocky"?
I think it's just an unflattering angle, she's looked much better even a week ago, she hasn't gained that much wait in a week.
>>50946 #
counter argument: Times goes by so slowly
[YouTube] ???
that was a good song
going to board game club in an hour, how do i rizz up the girl that plays magic with me
>>50949 #
didnt you say she was ugly and a crazed maniac murdered because her friend was a kpop idol turned OF star?
>>50953 #
yeah say that and do the dance and she will love you and reveal her real face (she has a mask on to not make nerds at BGC (boston gay club) think he is some crazy hot girl and orbit her) (she is a supermodel underneath like that tv series Undercover Boss)
I've been listening to islamic nasheeds since I've heard about the tiktok ban. Dont you dare take my tokfu away from me.
5000 footsteps in your wet dress
Back to the house with your arms around my neck
We drank pork soda with tangled legs
I won't forget how you looked at me then
bored gay club XDD
just met a guy named "BrazilianExport" in league, asked him in portuguese if he was from brazil "yes" and had a little conversation with him
im ecstatic, this was so fun
fucking winnable
added him after he hasnt accepted maybe he doesnt want to be the recipient of my newb practicing but thats fine, Im still happy we could talk
Tag what you eat in this image
I’m mostly a sloppa kinda guy
My new Brazilian league bf is so good at mid draven
today on league has gone absolutely fucking horrible but I remembered my new friend the export and maybe today wasnt all that bad
I never thought about the fact that These and Those serve different purposes, it just happened automatically
>>50945 #
>never posted for some bizzare reason
I've watched it but didn't post because I was waiting for the germ poster to post it.
My conclusion still stands, she looks ok, the only concerning thing is trajectory, not really the state rn.
>>50965 #
I do sometimes eat sloppa but rarely, I try to keep my food intake decently healthy unless I'm bulking (I'm doing it rn so I don't watch it as closely as I do regularly).
Its insane how people born between 1994 and 2002 usually are pretty decent at handling computers but right around the mid years of the noughts people just stopped learning how the fuck computers work because they all grew up with phones and app-based operating systems
I see people genuinely believing you can get viruses on your pc from clicking on foreign youtube links and shit
Hah, I'm born on 94 so I'm an outlier to the nekos theory. I'm an enigma, unknown computer proficiency, the void, black hole, no information on my skills.
If you managed to find your way to a place like /ttg/ and navigate a file browser with folders and shit, you are years of proficiency ahead of the most proficient late-zoomer adult/adolescent nowadays
>>50976 #
Yea I knowand it's genuinely scary, how phones and easy internet access combined with consistent dumbing down of every single thing in windows made them unable to troubleshoot basic issues.
>>50978 #
Lets be real, if you have any troubleshooting proficiency or even if you have enough proficiency with being able to pinpoint the issue with a search engine you're probably golden on some it support job. The real problem is getting in.
To be honest, despite thinking law is the most fun thing Ive studied so far and not really liking compsci, I think getting a cushy IT job wouldve been the best outcome in my life
>>50979 #
>I think getting a cushy IT job wouldve been the best outcome in my life
My friend got on IT support for a pharmacy chain and he's the only person that has some actual programming experience there (not much but still). It's very comfy, he has to work from time to time but still, most of his days are just slacking or running some scripts in the background while things get done.
>>50980 #
Im probably gonna look for one like that as a part-time during my studies, IT support or some really basic server stuff
I can always lie on my resume about having more experience with programming and stuff like that than I actually have given how easy it is to improvise and actually fix issues by just troubleshooting it well
>>50981 #
I hope you get in neko, I can fully recommend it.
>I can always lie on my resume
Lets be real, most of the skills they require can be easily replaced by being able to use a search engine properly. There's like maybe a few edge cases and still you would be probably the most valuable employee if you're really good at it anyway.
To be honest, making a friend at board game club was great. It's actually nice to hang out with a girl and not be attracted to her
He doesn't know
Just tell me, I'm too tired to play these games. For all the love I've given you nekos, just be truthful
Tomorrow, when neko wakes up, he will be playing ze games just according to plan *rubs hands together to show malice*
Ok I will - and just this one and consider this a blessing because it is your birthday - tell you.
In approximately 273 hours and 45 minutes on ~March 25th 2024 or maybe it was ~March 26th 2024 you will fall in love with this woman. I read about this way back on the Trackmania Exchange forums under the world record comment section of map A-03 Platform back in ~2007/2008 after Trackmania Nations Forever was released. This will cause ~4 or maybe it was ~5 babies to be born or else 13.03 million of ~4chan/~8chan users will die
Already laughing imagining how envious you guys will be if I get a cute cosplayer gf who's dick is bigger than mine
Have a friend that got a girlfriend around the end of last year, thought "damn man thats pretty decent kinda envious but oh well" and then recently found out she is chinese
Now I dont really care anymore, its not that crazy of a catch imo but she prolly tite
>>50991 #
>who's dick is bigger than mine
Hol up... That's not a good thing...
Also good luck, most of the cosplayers are the "I can fix her" kind of girls.
>>50993 #
>most of the cosplayers are the "I can fix her" kind of girls.
ntn but we can be broken together
im considering something along the lines of "if youre looking for a hobby fixer-upper project" if i make a tinder
its funny if they are that type of girl
malnourishedneko so skinny and feeble, so easily toyed with and manhandled.... 👉👈
I'm 80 kilos neko, if you can manhandle me I think you're stronger than me and I'm pretty strong
Funky trips :)
I could sit on him and he'd be unable to lift me off....
>>50996 #
As discussed earlier today, good girls aren't looking to fix guys, they're looking for 6ft tall daddies to CNC them with their CQB in a BNB
Why do good girls like bad guys?
>>51006 #
What a shame, sadly I have to conclude you are weaker than me. Any other neko up for the challenge?
>>51007 #
Go do pullups RIGHT NOW neko tell me how many you can do (lying is ok if you think you need to)
Thus we conclude that pushupneko is stronger but pullupneko (me) also is stronger
but the most difficult test of all, one of which none of us even put up a challenge is the challenge of forkups. The most filtering of all -ups exercises there are
I cannot do more than 2 forkups before I start hitting failure
I'm fat neko, let's do a donut eating contest
Wish I had trained throw-ups when I was younger
my training regime wouldve been very easy nowadays in that case
Fatneko here*
>>51014 #
I actually wouldn't call you fatneko if you didn't say it yourself. I don't feel like being rude to nekos even if they're above average weight.
I figured out why its always 3/6, fatneko counts as the other 3 naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
BGC also known as aka Big Gay Cat (english for neko)
Neko is ironically a board of dog lovers who hate cat niggers
One thing I hate more than cats? Ok maybe gypsies but that wasnt what I was going to say
Its the government
situp? u mean a pistol squat?
is the weight on your back as you do it or uholding it infront? I cant do normal squats without weights shifting my centre of mass forward (barbell on my back or holding something infront of me) cus my achilles tendons are so short, I lack the mobility to do a far ankle dorsiflexion
I just did a 1 legged pistol squat on my right after never trying it before but thats with holding my laundry basket infront of me i.e. i have the muscle for it just not the flexibility
This, I cant do this properly
>>51024 #
On the back because it's much harder, having it in front would actually make it easier because of the counterbalance. Well maybe not much easier but it wouldn't be as hard for sure.
Yea the flexibility was a big part of my progression, couldn't do it for a long time because I just couldn't manage to come back from a full squat when I went down without supporting myself
>newnekos don't know the lore of Bonnie Posta
yeah I look exactly like the "limited ankle dorsiflexion" pic at my best so I just fall backwards when I squat without altered centre of mass
maybe I should train it a little bit daily just like portuguese, would be fun to one day be able to do an asian squat
>>51027 #
I might not be at the "normal" part yet but my ankle mobility got much better thanks to those squats. I specifically tried my best to keep the heel down and not cheat when I've managed to get enough strength to be able to come back from a full squat and it took a bit of time but it's mostly fine now.
so wait, when you say one legged squat do you mean this? also why is this guy so happy, kinda mogs me fr
oh thats just a pistol squat
ive seen vids of my powerlifter cousin doing those and they are pretty cool when you get them down
gonna try one on my dominant foot without altering my weight now given that the forward leg might save me one sec
nope not enough
too far back leaning still and fall on my ass
dumpy too big, bunda é grande
>>51038 #
I dont think its the balancing muscles, just the tendon
I literally cannot move my knee far enough over my foot so that my heel is below my center of gravity
heel planted, can try with lifted heel
>>51040 #
>did you just straight up fall
I get down to like a 45 degree angle between my calf and my hamstrings but going down to paralell isnt possible without holding something infront of me or bracing agaisnt something due to me tilting backawrds
>>51041 #
Then it's probably balancing muscles, if you lift your heel it's the tendon, if you can't keep the balance it's just straight up not enough support from the muscles that are responsible for balancing you on one foot.
>>51042 #
no but like, I need to lift my heel in able to do them
I could do pistol squats on both my legs (left leg a lot harder than right) if I let myself pivot from heel planted to being on my toes by the end
its not the balance, its like this guy
if the heels arent lifted, my ass is too far back as opposed to this next image
you can see he can do a better dorsiflexion than the other guy and move his center of gravity forward and thus support himself on his feet
like look at this dude, his ass is so far backwards due to his limited ankle mobility that he is gonna fall backward, its this and not balancing muscles given that I can actually do the move if I just get on the balls of my feet
But yea, what worked for me is just counterweighting with some support while keeping my heels planted and slowly taking away the support as I progressed. I just did it while holding a chair and I've slowly tried using the chair less and less until I've managed to do it without touching it at all.
>>51047 #
yeah I just need to do stretching exercises like that or like the guy in this pic is doing >>51027 #
I read up a lot about it like a year ago and ended up just not doing it because I got lazy but that probably has more benefits to any lifting I could do than actual lifting will
I was about to reply to your post after having read the first sentence saying that motivation doesnt really do much for me and that I am of the belief that you kind of have to mature into choices in the way that one day you just wake up and finally decide to do it and nothing until then will ever get you to the point of actually committing but now that its a competition I think I might have to
gonna do it tomorrow after I get home cuzi need to sleep pronto (pronto means ready in portuguese. to say 'now' its agora (fun fact))
>>51050 #
Well then, go to sleep neko, I shall do that too because I'm dead tired from work but I couldn't pass up an opportunity like that (to make sure my nekos are working out)
Good night nekochen home of the nekos. I hope all nekos sleep well :)
>two years ago
>its been two years since I posted a sayuri cosplay on this account
>two years
>head (ughh)
i think this is what she said in the tok
>>51051 #
we will meet again my sworn pistolsquat rival. next time we converse I will be free from the curse that is the wicked bitches of the I HATE THEM
actually nvm its close enough
>It's been two years since I posted a Sayuri cosplay on this account.
>Head
I used whisper AI to transcribe the tok and after accounting for machine error I managed to understand the tok without subtitles
this and the export? yeah im thinking we are so back bonibros
posting rare tok as celebration look fast nekomin removing it in TWO SECONDS !!!!!!! FAST LOOKING
My lawyers just checked it out and they said it's up for the dictator of nekoville to decide.
Only oldnekos remember who that is...
Only newnekos remember, you mean to say
Real oldnekos know of the bloody war of ~'23 or maybe it was ~'24 and how not even a pyrrhic victory could be claimed by either side as by the time the dust has settled, there was nothing left...
have a negotiation game tomorrow, like a roleplayed negotiation scenario
>Come dressed appropriately. Perhaps not suit and tie but business casual without it being too stiff
Ive dressed like a bum the last 6 years.... I dont even own a white shirt
I accidentally typed a letter when I didnt want to make a post
shiver me timbers
shrivix me timbers
boobie angle
Unpopular opinion, shrivix has really nice tits
if its only you and me here right now its literally impossible for oyur opinion to be unpopular because by definition its 50% of the population
I havent seen them only clothed
Well I've only seen them clothed. But they still look big and booby shaped
>big and round
not enough for me for I do not jerk off to football stadiums
>75 posts earlier today about loving tummies
>only one post about loving boobs
I guess straight nekos aren't online this late
why do all (westerner) tokfus become fat after becoming adults
why does this happen o cruel god
what?
anyways 6 hours of sleep hype lets goooooo poggers in the chat
How do I get good with snipers
>>50330 #
>14
[YouTube] ???jk. but it's such a girlish prompt, i don't have the first clue what people do at weddings.[YouTube] ??? probably not a wedding song but i like it
I have never watched Tyler1, the only reason I know him is because of the clips on youtube of him breaking shit and being angry.
I can't claim to be an oldfag when it comes to any popular streamers, even Northernlion my beloved twitchfu I started watching in ~2014 because he was playingcrusader kings 2
Wait, nevermind, I started watching the colombian valorant player back when he only had 2 viewers. If he ever pops off, like he deserves to, I was there.
I started watching the Peruvian demon when he had one (1) viewer
I'm an olddrag
What if Congress actually does kill off tiktok and we can finally move on to other things
Then again all the ‘fus you guys like are not american 🤔
My love for women: restored
Nekos really will be out here like "I hate women" despite the fact that Zureeal exists.
counter argument: uggo
I guess even pigs believe in a god to be fair
I thought you promised not to be mean anymore
Take a look at this roods
highly recommend this anime for the people that did not ask
you guys are gonna get the GUESSTHEGAME today.
i didnt
Playin elden ring
ah. Steve Elden-Ring, the famous fantasy hero.
Would it be too desperate to message board game club girl and ask to meet up and play magic tomorrow?
Hi
I might join a club. not sure what. something with women. I don't know what clubs you can join outside of a uni setting as an adult
might start watching anime
yay or nay?
https://pull-f5-tt03.fcdn.eu.tiktokcdn.com/stage/stream-3285320089231164285_olv4.flv
I have a stream gimme a sec I gotta remember what the command was to make it playable
https://pull-f5-tt03.fcdn.eu.tiktokcdn.com/stage/stream-3285320089231164285_or4.flv
this was it I was close
so 03 eu didnt work
01 na didnt work
but 03 na works
make it make sense
^works
me too but the 01 us attempt I tried to bodge with an old working url that had 01 us
shes just telling people to add her snap and text her
on the real though, snapchat was such a good idea for an app
really encourages you to take pictures and document your day in a way you wouldn't want to otherwise
it was good until streaks were introduced
>>51147 #
me? I stopped using the app in like 2014 way before streaks
but that wasnt cus the app was bad that was cus my friends were all on skype
the app became bad when streaks came along because all of a sudden people were just posting pics of the wall saying "streaks" and thats their daily interaction unless youre in their elite 5 and they expect you do reciprocate just to make a number go up
>>51148 #
woah that's a name i have not heard in a long time
is skype even still around
... woah it is, it's a microsoft product now
>>51148 #
>the app became bad when streaks came along because all of a sudden people were just posting pics of the wall saying "streaks" and thats their daily interaction unless youre in their elite 5 and they expect you do reciprocate just to make a number go up
oh yeah true
isnt it crazy that microsoft is the most valuable company in the world right now
like what do they even make that is top-of-the line, every microsoft product I can think of is just mid
windows
"Krille your name is Krille and I dont like people named Krille so Im blocking you" (common nickname for people named christoffer)
yooo look at that snake holy
>open instagram
>absolute sexoooo reel is the first thing i see
time to uninstall instagram
post it then bozo
oh, now i have something you want you respond, but when i was posting earlier today when neko was on 1/1, nobody was replying. i see. i see.
this was the video
how is that "absolute sexoooo" with four 'o's?
if you don't think that is absolute sexoooo with four o's, we probably have different tastes
>woman very lazily moving her hips side to side
sure one of the most attractive things ive see in a while definitely
her body is great and she's cosplaying from JJK. if board game club girl had a body like that you know I'd be on it like a car bonnet.
I love women's hips so much bros.
yeah buddy I think you need to stop touching your cock for a while
36 hours ago: 50 posts about how much you love tummies
I made one post about bubbly erotic tummy and I would still say thats at most a sexo or a sexoo on a logarithmic scale
>train gets delayed cuz someone got shot at an upcoming station and
…cops have to investigate
Just give me a girlfriend that looks like this, I'll be happy, the world owes me this much
woah
>>51124 #
Maybe. It'd be fun to meet up and play magic but I don't want to burn out on it after only having played it for less than 2 weeks. I'm already probably going to quit Sunday's BGC events because they're becoming anti-fun argument circlejerks where 2 losers shout for hours about how smart they are and how they've solved the game
watching english speakers talk about learning swedish is really funny because whenever they talk about articles (The - in english, el / la etc in spanish) they always end up talking about our words ending with -en or -et and say it like
>So, swedish has n-words and et-words
>>51174 #
I imagine English speakers learning Swedish is pretty uncommon right? Unless you're planning to move there it doesn't seem very useful
tenho uma dor emocional no meu coração causada por aquele sentimento quando não tenho namorada
>>51177 #
Me too buddy. Me too. I've been getting pangs of a desire to try and date my female friend from board game club, but I know in my heart it won't fill the hole, it would complicate our friendship and it'd be cruel to date a girl just because I want a girlfriend, not because we mesh well romantically
neko acima de mim já tem one-itis, né?
I looked at the Google definition as you said. I don't have an unhealthy romantic obsession with anyone atm
Eu tenho o oneitis
é acabou por mim
mas, não e romântico pir isso não é oneitis
nós estamos tão voltamos(?) não sei
I wouldn't consider a tokfu a oneitis. It's a different kind of obsession. At least in my experience my online obsession only bleeds over into reality by me comparing all girls to my tokfu, and obviously finding them lacking and clapped by comparison
eu ainda amo garotas na vida real*,
Lucky you. You must know some decent girls in real life.
Ah. Love is a strong word, I can't claim to love anyone, I've had crushes, but always on imperfect girls I know logically would be bad for me.
"I can fix her"
No. I really can't, nor should I try
Eu uma vez achei que "Eu posso arranjá-la"não percebo este
mas, ela destruiu-me
eu vou desligar agora, preciso tomar uma shit
>>51169 #
>unfixable bpd artist... girl...
Yea neko, while I agree it's not a high standard, you are in for a world of hurt if you want this.
theres this chick I know that looks uncomfortably young for being like 20, she has the face and body of a young teenager except for the fact that she is like 178 cm tall
Date her
ew no
ohhpinkk is caked in cakeup right now
almost looks decent
Do you guys have an inner monologue
yeah and it never stops talking
in the US, 64% of teenagers would trade their right to vote if it meant not banning tiktok
caveat: 20k person sample size and the summary of the question was
>When asked to choose between suspending their social media use for one year or giving up their right to vote for a year, teen users overwhelmingly -- 64 percent -- said they would give up their voting rights.
>tenshi is getting a new pc
let's gooooo
wish I had a flamboyant gay dude friend
theyre so funny and also around a lot of girls
>new reki
lets go raaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
just ate sloppa and i think my suicidal longing increased by 5%
calling home cooked food sloppa is definitely blackpill incel idealogy designed to increase suicides in the west probably a ZOG mandated propaganda campaign by communist islamists.
>zoomer
why would you try and date zoomers
zoomers are in their 20s now grandpa.
yeah, aka too young
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooo peeep the new tenshi, she's cosplaying the best valorant girl
I have never seen a good killjoy tok, maybe its just that killjoy as a character is just ugly and poorly designed aesthetically
and no, I know youre going to post your tokfu(s) saying that "have you seen this?" or something like that and yes, (You)r tokfu looks bad in KJ as well
>i have never seen a good killjoy tok
>inb4 "shes ugly"
>inb4 "shes half naked"
>inb4 "she's not even cosplaying killjoy outside of the green hat she's just wearing shorts and a bra"
i feel like i ought to try valorant and also fortnite in order to understand them as cultural phenomena
>>51201 #
Is it weird that I do not have one
does your brain just narrate everything you do like a book or a movie voiceover?
>>51229 #
not everything and theres no great logic to when it decides to or not but I could be just walking around the woods and my brain would start voicing out my thoughts as opposed to them being there and being interpreted but not more than just the feel of the thought
Sometime I have convos with myself as if I was talking to another person but its just my head voice talking inside my head to another head voice
I have never seen a bad killjoy tok
>>51230 #
Theoretically if I were professor X and I followed you around the woods and tried to read your mind would I hear full sentences of words from your mind?
for me it swaps between first person and second person
sometimes it just outright says shit like "man wtf are you doing" just because it doesnt agree with me (itself) on what its doing
mine tells me to kill my addiction to UNHEALTHY foods and eat more veggies
like a woman in tech your brain must not be listened to all that much naurrrr
>>51236 #
No, we're all driven by impulses and stuff but do those impulses explicitly come in the form of words and sentences?
I have always thought that when people say they have a "voice in their head" it was a metaphorical/poetic way of describing thought processes not a literal description of what happens in their mind.
It is full words and sentences. Like a conversation with myself. They are not far away from the content of my blogposts tbh
it makes it quite hard to watch films tbh you have to concentrate on the movie and not the MST3K esque discussion going on simultaenously
I watched You Only Live Twice in cinema the other day. It is the first old bond movie I have seen. Good flick. Plot nonsensical and some scenes were so stupid. There is a scene of him in a stupid glider fighting off helicopters and it is so fucking bad. Like 30 seconds of machine guns firing at him and missing, and then him carefully choosing between the different big red buttons, presses one, some new gadget or gun fires and takes out one of the helicopters, and then repeat. This happens like 5 times in a row and there is no tension at all. First line out of bond's mouth is "you chinese girls taste different to other girls". Lots of funny bits of him harassing women. Didn't realise how much of the older films were comedic.There is a scene where he is told he is training with ninjas and is told he must become japanese to complete the mission, and then it cuts to a scene of him having cosmetics applied to his eyelids. Enjoyed it immensely. He is also just blatantly a bad spy. Like there are maybe 3 separate occasions of someone pointing a gun at him and miraculously missing or being killed by a before unseen character just before, and every time his face doesn't react in the slightest
stupid dad needed more help with his stupid construction. had to carry 60kg bags down 6 floors THIRTY TIMES. its incredible what dad can make me do JUST BECAUSE i lived in his balls 20+ years ago. now my legs shake, my back hurts MY FATHER BLEW MY BACK OUT
>>51247 #
it means he made my back hurt after a strenuous physical activity but its okay because its fatherly love
buyin' a dominos
>be on neko for 9 hours straight (or gay or whatever)
>like 5 posts
>disappear to play 2 games of dota
>suddenly 30 posts
d-do you guys not like me or something....
im listening to anons list again. he says this edm song is from his child years, his taste is much less embarrassing than mine. i used to listen to miley cyrus all the time and im pretty sure those songs were made for pre teen girls (i also like justin bieber but would never admit it). the rest was eminem, pop song of the month, and a bunch of shitty edm songs
this world is unintuitive
how is ignoring a girl after you talk to her a form of rizz
>mmm goyslop 😝
again i started posting and nekochen dies. its me, im the problem.BANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
#autobahn
A
Regretting not getting a side now
Except for the side bitches, who are all crowded around my tiny pizza
I don't believe you just got a large pizza with only pineapples on it
interesting choice for a song, the guy is giving a sermon instead of singing. its more like hes talking in a musical way, but its not rapping. i guess he is literally preaching to the choir (literally) of progressive people back in the day. he would make it big in politics youtube (where ppl complain without ever giving solutions)
is there a confirmed nekochen movie tomorrow or is the timeslot open?
>>51275 #
I was thinking about Blade Runner, becuase we watched Ghost in the Shell earlier in the week.
And I've never seen it
i like all xx songs, wouldnt choose a unrequited love song for my wedding though (but its great as far as romance songs go)
>it's another paul dano film
why is that guy everywhere now
>>51282 #
spoilers for prisoners below, do not readhe was the victim, he was kidnapped as a child, abused and groomed by the real villain, the main character fixated on him being sus because he was retarded and also kept saying things implying he was the killer/kidnapper, but in the end he's rescued, the real villain is caught and the main character is a PRISONER himself. how ironic.
and paul dano's character's name is Alex Jones, the film was leftwing propaganda by framing an innocent god fearing american man as a mentally challenged homosexual who kidnaps children.
alex jones is a fake name
yeah i can see why you like adeles cover better, the lyrics match the tone better, but for me its still the cures version
sometimes I just want to pack my bags and leave the country.
even the newest deus ex was good (the one in prague), wish they did the sequel like they teased in the game
remember when ppl were washing groceries because of covid
>>51293 #USA, I have citizenship for it. But its only a passing feeling. I get frustrated living here sometimes but I get used to it.
>>51296 #
I heard even if you leave the country uncle sam still wants you to pay taxes to the US unless you go to a country we have a treaty with
seen some beautiful women out there recently. its the season.
there is a book fair near me tomorrow. might go and see if I can meet any /lit/fus
what book do I pretend I'm reading?
Moby Dick to let them know you're a man of adventure and introspection.
i swear all the construction dust i inhaled over the last few days made me retarded
is this drip
might watch this tomorrow, it's a classic
IP count went up to 9 and all nekos are trying to figure out who puts extra pneapple on pizza
ew
>800 million people living in the ruins of the old world, and the megastructures of the new one
>Only one thing fighting for order in the Chaos
>Judges.
the netherlands looks so pretty, i wish i could visit it some day
>>51325 #
Whilst it looks pretty in that picture, I can assure you, it's mostly a concrete jungle that rains a lot like every european city. Except for whichever one reki lives in, that one must be perfect 🥰
>>51324 #
normally I would call these people derogatory terms for their physical appearance but Im glad theyre doing something they find fun. I wont knock them for that
google "A Bandeira Nacional da Suecia" it will blow your hecking mind
>hit mask filename
>it just puts the @ in the fucking metadata visible anyway
based, absolutely based
>>51325 #
>>51327 #
this is the town where i used to go to university, i tried looking for a tiktok that made it look nice and found this one.
what little videos like this conveniently miss out is reality, the homeless people in the streets, the drunk gangs stumbling around at night at the weekend
>>51334 #
>>51335 #
ah it's okay, it's not even a big deal, i don't live there anymore so it's not like i doxxed myself
>>51333 #
>it just puts the @ in the fucking metadata visible anyway
its been like this for like 7-8 months youve had time to get used to it
nekomin, opinion on this tok? (look fast)
>>51333 #
very very pretty I love the cute narrow windy streets
I wonder why architecture like this isn't made anymore
The excuse I've heard is that ornamentation costs extra and stone masons don't really exist
>>51340 #
I pay the salaries of the board members and representatives, they dare not oppose my lobbying
see a boni
add a boni
I like this one, she really likes her monster energy drinks doesn't she?
Doesn't she know all those energy drinks will stunt her growth?
this just in: shortneko calling tokfus short
also in todays news, pot calls the kettle black! Can pots even speak? I dont really know how the logistics of that work out but anyways heeeeeeere's Jake with the weather.
I'm taller than some nekos here, I am 174cm tall.
>the weathernever better it is too damn hot
this neko adds a cm to his height every time he mentions it like we wont notice
Maybe I am just getting taller
at your young age of 32? maybe
can any straight nekos confirm if this is attractive or not?
OPEN MEGU
my streamfu just said
>One of my biggest fear is finding out I cant have kids
>Like, I am sooooo family oriented
based
rare arie megu
she was talking about starting a family with me in mind
reminder: maisie got married and the pope went to the wedding
chib
around da world
around da world
truly daft punk's lyricism is genius
>chat message: my coworker adopted when that happened
>Yeah I would adopt after that
>>51367 #
but if everyone adopted, the orphanage workers would be out of a job. have we ever considered this?
good point, were gonna have to start running over some parents.
good morrowind cosplay
hmmm why are all of shrivix's tiktoks recorded from that close up lower angel
>streamfu said her dad was adopted
this was a hilarious comment
I don't understand horse girls. Horses are only good at one thing, riding. They require a lot more maintenance than a dog, and cannot be companion animals like a dog. If you wanted a friend to spend time with, a dog is better.
>>51375 #
I don't think about horse cocks often, maybe once every 2 weeks, I don't think it's a real meme girls think about.
horse conk
One time I was walking down the street and there was a female horse walking very slowly. I had to look around awkwardly becuase the pussy was exposed
Yeah. You could just... not look at the horse's pussy...
it was right in front of me. i dont like looking at the floor.
>My dad wasnt told when his biological dad died but the way he did find out was that he went to a psychic and she told him that he was in the room with them right now
they let them graze at the farm. otherwise they die
its amazing how long i've spent watching megutv and i still see new content all the time.
WHO IS THIS
her @ in plaintext was wwritten
>>51390 #
thank you neko, you could've just... posted the @ but at least i didnt have to scroll far.
>she isn't as pretty now
it's over
I remember opening it when it was posted but that was it
>she even plays guitar and sings
i am actually in love. she looks a lot like the housemate i fell in love with at university, except she's not ginger, if she was she'd be perfect.
>>51395 #
>the housemate i fell in love with at university
the one that you were too afraid to tell to quiet down?
>>51396 #
no, different, that one was a pakistani dude, the one i loved was an unironic rose of albion, genuinely the sweetest kindest person i've ever met, like all redheads, they are simply a better people than us.
>>51397 #
you said you only lived with girls and I told you to go out there in your boxers and tell them to be quiet cus it was late but u were too much of a pansy
this girl mustve been in your earlier years then i imagine
>>51400 #
year 1: only girls
year 2: 2 girls left, 1 guy joined, so 4 of us total
year 3: same people as year 2
year 4: completely new place and new people, 3 guys, 2 girls. one girl was the autistic girl i went on a date or 2 with and then ghosted, i blogposted about her years before, then avoided her for years, one of the guys was gay, one was the pakistani guy i mentioned, another was a muslim dude who i saw 4 times over the course of 9 months, pretty sure his degree was electrical engineering, i saw into his bedroom once and he had wires and stuff all over, must've been for a project
it was in 2022
fair enough
she wouldve loved your brazenness if u walked out in ur pants
euro girls love that
>>51404 #
she was dating the other dude we lived with, i thought he was a pretty confident cool guy until he started to date her, she broke him down into a cowardly simp of a man that cooked for her, proofread her essays, paid for her groceries, offered to rub her feet in the library when she complained they hurt after work.
lol
typical british relationship
>I wouldnt change myself
why not
changing myself because i genuinely think it would make me better as a person? good
changing myself for a girl i just started dating? bad
I'm sure he had other things going on in his life and his self-confidence was clearly low to let her treat him so poorly, but I thought he was cool, good grades, several friends, was playing for one of the university's sports teams in a highly competetive sport. whereas she was bitchy, always complaining, not particularly attractive and like most european women, had an ice cold exterior that she never seemed to let down (though i do believe she just disliked me)
I'd only change myself for he
Gonna post this cute boni I saw on megu and then go to bed.
I'm sure boniposter remembers it, but I don't think I've seen it before.
I love this song, it's from weezer's best album, PINKERTON.
I should write a thank you note to Rivers one day, he did a good thing for the world, it's a shame most weezer albums SUCK
mothi is JUST like me for real
Best Friends Forever <3
hey nekos what's the haps
i haven't been here in like
months
this guy does drivebys with his kestrel buddy
slightly graphic
good morning neko
today i wanna watch invincible new ep, frieren new ep and basically my whole day will be productive
wow there's no kay in the thread
what do you think of stoop?
this is the wrong site to post this
>>51229 #
>I do not have one
Yes you do neko, pretty much everyone does, you just do not think about it because it's mostly mundane thoughts, like "I've gotta take a shower now probably" or "Yea I'm feeling hungry, maybe I should whip up something for dinner".
The only time you probably think about your inner monologue is whenever you do introspective ones, like thinking about the current course of your life, or pondering philosophical thoughts, even then it comes natural so nobody considers it with much intensity.
Pretty much noone on the other hand does narrate every single thing though, well, I've met a person once that I've considered might not have inner monologue, but only because he had outer monologue. Basically whatever you would normally think and keep to yourself, he instead would spurt out loud. Not exactly an endearing quality especially since he wasn't the brightest bulb.
>>51295 #
My parents have always and will probably always do that. Well when it comes to veggies and fruit at least.
>>51351 #
A bit too much but I still would (have a relationship with her). Just because the markers for high endurance and mental drive are there for her and those are insanely rare qualities.
>>51353 #
Fat chance, but she might be that top genetic percent.
Okay, now that I've killed the thread by responding to half of it from a day ago, I'm going back to eating my dinner :)
Im actually gonna go change one of the songs from my original list in >>50340 #
Song 16 should be [YouTube] ???
or [YouTube] ??? also a great song
or [YouTube] ???
man MW2 was such a good fucking game. take me back bros
my days of youth have slipped through my hands and I have nothing to show for it but a bunch of memories that echo in my soul
>>51437 #
I think I know this one.
>>51438 #
I definitely know both of those, but it's been years since I've listened to the second one
>man MW2 was such a good fucking game
Der fpsneko naur
>a bunch of memories that echo in my soul
Isn't it all that we are pretty much though, things change, we grow old, I just hope for the good things to last.
>>51440 #
I'm sorry neko but I'm currently all out of hopium for the time being.
Your posts reminded me of this song though [YouTube] ???
flames to dust, lovers to friends
why do all good things come to an end?
its a listen to moody music and play 10 games of league kind of day
It's okay, sometimes you just got to embrace your feelings. I find it much better than trying to trudge on with abandon and getting half-broken in the process.
>>51438 #
Modern Warfare, the series, is apparently fairly popular on tiktok lately, there's a big craze/obsession that some teens/young adults (mostly girls from what i can tell) have with the characters in the franchise.
>women see this and think it's the hottest thing ever
granted, my source for this is literally one person that likes the series, so maybe it's not that big
gooned until 5am lads
just did 15 pushups lads
150 gooner strokes to build my forearms
>>51443 #
>to trudge on with abandon and getting half-broken in the process.
happened years ago I am but a husk of my former self, constantly changing yet still remaining the same
found this really nice track in my discover weekly this week
[YouTube] ???
honestly that kind of song that you can put on loop and just have as background music for hours without ever feeling like its repetitive
t. did that yesterday without realizing
tomorrow im gonna change my life for the better
ok nekos this will sound like im lying but I just tried cilk (cola milk)
its like pilk but not pepsi
genuine rating: 7/10
he's lying, I'M the one that just tried cilk (cola milk)
its like pilk but not pepsi
genuine rating: 6/10
dang it, my master plan!!! >:(
if it wasnt for you younglings
>>51453 #
>I am but a husk of my former self
No neko, I've decided I'm not giving up and neither should you. There's still plenty of joyful moments ahead of us, we're not old and decrepit yet. The pain of now is worth it, it is temporary.
Also as long as I still live I cannot let zureeal mog me in physique. I will get buff enough to mog her mark my words.
Zurreal should be my gf.
Zurreal zurreal (zr zr)
surreal
>An order of 5 extra large pizzas with extra pineapple for a Mr.. Neko?
>>51463 #
Unfortunately she mogs all the nekos, and she's natty.
>>51464 #
We all want this (until we remember she's BPD and crazy)
>>51465 #
funny
>>51466 #
makes ya think
I had a most vivid dream where a girl i fell in love with betrayed me and i was sobbing my eyes out and then i woke up mid crying and realized none of it was real
"I had sex and started sobbing my eyes out"
I am going to meet a beautiful woman today, I can feel it.
is tonight movie night or neko game night
Well I never decided on what movie I'd stream, and regular saturday movie night neko hasn't said anything, and it's been months since a gamenight
so what're we playing?
>>51475 #
>regular saturday movie night neko hasn't said anything
because you said you were streaming judge dredd
livescience.com/planet-earth/imagine-a-lush-tropical-island-slipping-beneath-the-waves-drowned-island-the-size-of-iceland-found-off-brazil
did you know atlantis is located in brazil? it's true. it's on livescience
:)
cryptid
what's a cryptid
Idiocracy (2006) at the regular time (2 hours 6 minutes from this post) syncwatch
Yeah we megumining
holy SHIT brynns brynns are massive
her singing is eargrating thoughever
https://vkplay.live/morzes
explain this dotards
reported
its me, dont report me
Yoooo is this stream real? He can't last hit for shit lmao
im on the other team, i saw his name so i had to post it here
>my tide disconnected and abandoned
we were kinda having a good lane too
gonna donate to him to fill his 500 rupees donation goal
that wraith king DOMINATED that venomancer, i would hate to be that venomancer right now
yeah if i was venomancer and took that shit of a trade? uninstall angle tbh I would download League since that seems more of a game his size tbh, a bit easier to handle
my team is actually just flaming each other in team chat and all jungle farming, i hate this game i hate this game i hate this game
Im almost Master in league bros, thats like 0.3% top in europe
>so bored of the game that he calls someone on the phone
Well neko, it seems like you're losing badly.
WE JUST SLEW WRAITH KING, THEY CAN BE FELLED, THEY CAN BE BEATEN
>easily winnable
yeah we're not winning this one wraithking bros
zomg look at my postnumber, how cool is it, its the same forwards and backwards
I'm pretty sure the game was over at the pick phase, the last guy to select was our safelane carry and he fucking chose tidehunter, nobody on our team does ANYTHING
>nature's prophet has spent half the game farming the enemies jungle
truly, this game is winnable, if we just let him freefarm for 2 hours, we'll win
every time i post a game im playing on neko it goes badly
the times i streamed valorant my aim was always bad and my teams were always trolls
maybe neko is cursed?
Neko is definitely cursed, by me and my high mmr :^)
whats ur mmr buddy?
I peaked at ~2400 in ~2015, but with MMR inflation I think I'm not even at 1000 these days, which is fair, im bad, i just play unranked to run it down
My stack plays at around 3k rn, it's actually good that my mmr got so artificially deflated because I would hate to play against 4k's again when I'm so out of shape.
What's the point of playing in a stack in dota? in valorant, 30% of the playerbase are cute egirls that want to FUCK local men. but women dont play dota, so you'll just playing with greasy dudes called clive.
>>51526 #
Stack of friends obviously neko. Like friends friends, that you just pop in and play some vidya with. Why would I want to solo precisely because of your point (there's 0 women in dota practically)
>>51527 #
>playing with friends for fun
>not playing video games exclusively to e-pussymax
what the spruce
having sex outside of marriage is a moral sin, per the bible.
having e-sex outside of e-marriage isn't written down as a sin 😈
>>51532 #
This is libel. But I understand the proclivity towards putting me down when I post such devilish posts.
>a mudança de milênio é um acontecimento raro.
and I never got to experience it
its so over
petition to change the nekochen logo to this during pride month
or actually no, after the year 1999
>tfw im the oldest neko
I'm the grandpaneko here. Stop trying to steal my thunder...
who else hyped for neko movie night followed by neko game night followed by the first official meeting of the nekochen manga club
Im excited for neko bingo night for us elderly folk.
we have a neko that trained for years in the bingo halls to learn how to run a bingo night just for you old folk
He fights for fun non-skill based games, for relaxation.
His arch-rival is an evil man that worships mathematics and probabilities and only plays games to steal money from hardworking casinos.
This is his face, remember the enemy, the hated antagonist of bingo enjoyers.
>tenshi is ascendant 2 now
>>51552 #
>His arch-rival is an evil man that worships mathematics and probabilities and only plays games to steal money from hardworking casinos.
That is me, how curious. We've met on the same board. The plot thickens...
>>51554 #
Just like every anime, you will; lose to the power of friendship and good honest family friendly fun. And these TRIPS.
CHECK EM.
>>55555
cute reki
>>51555 #
Yea? Well I've just won doing a one-handed pushup with my legs only the width of my arms apart. Noone can stop me now, I am the most powerful being on the planet.Also checked.
twitch.tv/frenchrotation
Idiocracy (2006)
are you really french
no
then i will not watch your stream of lies
i bet he's not even rotating right now. smh.
this dude speaks like a FAG!!
the movie is making me weirdly nostalgic about growing up in america in the 2000s.
I wont remember you guys when I am a famous twitch movie streamer!
About time there was a movie based on real events on nekochen movie nights
starting in ten minutes
(i hope)
I liked Idiocracy, the movie made me smile
I dont see the point in rewatching a movie multiple times if not for nostalgia factors
actually nvm I do see the point in rewatching movies and have done so for other reasons than for nostalgia actually
I have rewatched THIS movie hundreds of times.
Piercing on your lip it's perfect,
never seen another girl this perfect,
sticking out your tongue for the picture,
you're so pretty,
you're so popular,
I just want to be your sweetheart,
fucking come here,
give me your heart,
>>51588 #
>>51589 #
It's one of those movies where knowing the full plot doesn't detract that much from the whole experience. I probably wouldn't watch many movies again just because if I know the story it's rather boring, there's no anticipation of climax, but this one straddles the line between having a great story but being a great spectacle just on its own perfectly for me.
It's just good, it's got everything
>good action scenes
>interesting world
>good one liners
>a cute girl
I considered reading the comics but after looking at plot recaps online, the comics are nothing like the film, they're too whacky and comical, they're not grounded and realistic like the film
shes ending it all
>yt dlp now does watermarks
dropped
it wasnt already doing them?
why arent you guys just using tikwm
tikwm more like
to her its just a nipple but for me its the world
>>51601 #
>furious
does she think people are actually mad?
are people actually mad?
i thought they'd just be horny
at least she's aware her nipple is visible, now if she does it again it must be on purpose
Could anyone post the new neko misa
Judge: Lawed
She: Defenestrated
Anderson's Face: disliked
HE TYPOD HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA EVERYONE LAUGH
dredd movie had a lot of SPUNK, i spunked all over myself
>Crime: Insulting Reki.
>Sentence: Life in an Iso Cube.
I'm definitely gonna stream this at some point, it's pure kino.
I am unfortunately going to have to call in sick for an unknown upcoming neko movie night, I will have a sudden bout with the flu/covid/illness/diarrhea
We're gonna play a couple of rounds of Skribbl.io
https://skribbl.io/?VcCqFmtt
https://skribbl.io/?VcCqFmtt
https://skribbl.io/?VcCqFmtt
I just queued a league game, shame about the timing
>>51619 #
I'm sorry neko but when I've said it's getting late I meant I am immediately going to sleep. I actually probably should... I love you all nekos though <3
It's been a very fun movie night
looks like im gonna get an easy win because nobody else is playing
Godless nekos will never understand the heroic bravery of the churchneko
dredd was good kinda like kill bill, btw ppl accuse that movie of being style over substance but imo with movies style IS substance
yeah looks like skribbl.io is cancelled today, only one guy joined and he was a troll
*le sigh
maybe next time
looks like im handwriting a love letter for my tokfu tomorrow (by that i mean typing on the phone)
random skribblio room
nailneko hasnt blogposted about his nails in a while
>got called a curry eater
>immediately replied with "i will rape your motehr if you call me curry eater"
wtf is wrong with the indian subcontinent
should have blade skribbl with 8 ppl here
blade? you mean bladee?
>>51649 #
I hate to say something mean about germ but the pale makeup really doesn't work, she just looks weird
i need a boom boom bam bam party with nine
>>51653 #
okay thanks, that makes it easier to identify you in the future. added to the doxx spreadsheet.
>>51655 #
You stopped posting Emfox around the time she opened an onlyfans, but you still post nora even though she's put out nudes on her onlyfans.
Can you explain that to me?
oh no bros
except reki
s'okay. I'm definitely the only rekiposter, and thats fine, just means theres more reki for me :D
the post above was the C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER of attractive (ish in terms of em) tokkers posted in a row
fucking ugly* you typod
i wouldnt say reki is ugly
Zureeal did an online personality test
she also posted something relevant to gains neko.
spoilered the tok's description below, long post about her past/EDWish I had more time to pose properly cuz that damn dodgy shoulder shows 😭☆ (rushing to pack up after a shoot)my physical health has very much always been linked to my mental health, and my body image issues was always something I shyed from speaking about until recent years, I couldn't have done it without the wonderful people in my life supporting and encouraging me 🩷my main focus now is building more muscle I already feel so much more alive and awake in my day to day , recovery for me hasn't only just been physical, but mostly mental.Brief mentions of my experience with topics of ED below , I won't be sharing weight numbers or graphic details..I was quite athletic when I was younger + genetics i naturally ended up with a relatively strong build (for a kid anyway) and in my mid-late teens I started barely eating , Asian beauty standards at the time took a huge toll on my life, i saw it everywhere and it was all my friends were concerned about too ,and so I couldn't understand why no matter how much weight i lost I wasn't petite like my friends or the girls online or in ads I see omw home from school, I was so wasteful with food and would often bin the packed lunch I made when no one was looking, I also took on some more unhealthy habits i won't delve into detail publicly ,this continued on into my adult life i was always so exhausted , I have a bit of way to go for learning to love myself and life again, but i am very proud of the steps i have taken so far, i find it ironic and endearing that the very things I was insecure about as a teen, are features I am so proud of today at 23 ♡
the only disorder i have in regards to eating is that i do it too much :D
fr, my weekly routine for like a year was finish up running my TTRPG campaign by 10pm, and then since I hadn't had dinner, I'd walk to the mcdonalds and get dinner there.
not having a mcdonalds in walking distance means i am not doing the late night goyslop routine.
>>51676 #
I learned how to cook and now I can have sloppa any time I want
i am still not sure if this was entirely a good move
>>51678 #
homecooked sloppa is too appealing. why are unhealthy meals so easy to bulkprep, but good honest meals aren't? and also why do good girls like bad guys? i've had this question for a real long time.
When I was bulk cooking my food, I'd usually make chili con carne (with meat), can eat it cold, can eat it reheated, can eat it with rice, can eat it in a wrap like a burrito, can eat it with dorito. it just went with everything, and had tomatoes, onions, garlic, and beans in it so it felt like it had vegetables.
when we finally buy the nekochen mansion, we can rotate cooking duties, so everyone cooks every couple of days, that way it's not tedious, and you get to try different food as everyone cooks what they like to make when it's their turn.
>>51679 #
>but good honest meals aren't
there is no difference between the two in terms of effort in cooking
its just you picking "bad" ingredients
in portugal, the movie Judge Dredd is called O Lei de Dredd (The law of Dredd) but in brazil its called O Juiz (The Judge)
Didn't know todays (sundays) guessthegame
IT WAS SO EASY I LOVE GUESSTHEGAME I LOVE THIS GAME ZOMG
I have decided to take ownership of my life, starting now (11:30pm GMT, 16/03/2024)
how many did it take u SAPneko
I have never in my life played that game and watched less than 2 hours in total of it and I also got it in 2
we are not the same
>>51694 #
I am uninstalling all timewasting apps (including tiktok.com) and from now on every activity I perform will be written down and justified. Right now I am in the clear because 23:30 to 23:50 has been logged under 'admin'
this is coming back too btw
Dota 2 or factorio?
#8ball (No)
#d2 (1)
SO I PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR
LOOK LIKE A PORN STAR
EVERY DAY I GO HARD
RIDING IN MY SPORTS CAR
🥚🤌
>>51697 #
update I have tidied the house, and now I am going to read in bed and then sleep
god be with you all
>>51702 #
I'll think about it. probably people can suggest books like last time and we can vote. my nomination is the sun also rises by hemingway
ooh i get it
anoncito
in the fio brasileiro on /int/ they call each other anão which means dwarf
ive seen cute little fanart of dwarves posted there
>TikTok’s users are highly engaged, spending more than 90 minutes a day on the platform on average, according to Apptopia. That’s more than users of YouTube, Facebook, Instagram or Snapchat.
Having your citizens spend 90 minutes a day looking at videos curated by a rival foreign power does sound like a bad idea
I think I have ... FuckeD! up my sleep schedule !
>>51715 #
Theres nothing like that in my house and I am scared of taking medication I havent taken before
I know what melatonin is but that aversion applies to anything that sounds / is chemical-ly
I dont even want to take anti-histomines to dampen my fur allergy
>>51719 #
i get what you mean but its not that I dont trust it, I just dont know how it will react with my body on a personal level
things Ive taken since a long time ago like paracetamol or ibuprofen I have no issues with but if someone tells me "here, take this ____" pill to get rid of a headache or something, Im much more likely to just tough it out
obviously if a doctor personally tells me to take somethin to fix an issue I will but if its just something in someones cupboard I am less likely to do it
>>51720 #
where do you think that instinct comes from
do you think you're particularly sensitive to drugs or did you have a bad reaction to something
>>51721 #
neither of those, I havent had a single notable reaction to anything that warrants this behaviour nor do I think I am sensitive to stuff like that given that I have no history to back such an impression up
I think it just stems from the incredible neuroticism and paranoia that rules my life and sets the boundaries for what I am do without starting to go into overdrive in my mind
>>51722 #
I sympathize
There's only so much the logical brain can say to quiet the fears of the animal brain and the latter is ultimately in charge.
I think a lot about how fear is probably one of the most powerful emotions that motivated us even before we were human.
If your animal brain felt fear, that was a signal that you were about to fucking die and it's not something you can easily ignore
To be honest I dont even know if its fear really, I think its just an incredible stubbornness and aversion to change. I remember back when the whole covid vax thing came around and I was just thinking "meh, Im young, healthy and have no underlying conditions, I dont need to get vaccinated, I'll just tough it out if I get it" which, I did ultimately get covid and tough it out without issues but you kind of see my thought process behind the whole thing. Im like that with new stuff as well if I dont see a personal drive towards using it such as I did with creatine. Shortly put - if I dont want to take it Im ultimately just gonna be stubborn enough not to
But its possibly somewhat linked to fear, who knows
>>51724 #
maybe you have low openness to experience
that one is hard for me to sympathize with because i'm the total opposite
music to my ears
I has a dream I was reading a 4chan thread, one of those boards with flags enabled, and somebody with a Romanian flag was posting my fu :D
>>51672 #
>I wasn't petite enough
But she is petite rn, that's pretty much barely any muscle (barring that women don't really put on a lot of muscle in the upper body area naturally).
I will probably never understand why women like to starve themselves to the brink, I know that you'd want to look good, I want to look good too but going skelly mode is never the answer.
>>51674 #
Can we swap neko? I literally can't eat enough, or rather I can't process food as fast as I would like to, I've weighed myself this morning and I'm (barely) under 80 again. 2 days of not stuffing my mouth as much as possible and suddenly I'm losing weight again...
>>51732 #
It's probably a benefit of being male, there's not so much focus on what a man should look like, hence men don't as often get pressured to be stick thin like girls are.
>>51733 #
I get that it's a societal pressure, I just am not very empathetic towards not being able to resist societal pressures.
I know it's harder for women in general but there's a whole different discussion behind it. Suffice it to say if I have to deal with society's expectations of me and not (almost) kms over it so should they.Also there's plenty of pressure towards looking like a Chad for males, it's just that males don't really give a shit enough most of the time to be affected by it or are just coping/unaware enough to not have it affect them significantly
A química é louca, é paranormal
t. me when the experiment goes wrong
nekochen language learning club
imagine being this annoying
coomertrap ads are now (or have been for a long time idunno) using ai slop in their images
also somewhat unrelated but youtube is pushing ads as "Sponsored Content" now and they dont get blocked by adblockers, aids
My tokfu turns 19 soon. What should I buy her
>his tokfu isnt already 19
get on with the times bucko, ive been a member of this club for a long time now (7 days)
big ups to duckduckgo for allowing you to base your search results out of a specific country as if you were making the search from there
>>51748 #
one example when it can matter is if for example you are searching for something like bossa nova and set your location to brazil, youre going to find very different resources and songs compared to what the NA/EU centered results give you given that bossa nova is from brazil
aside from that I cannot remember another moment where it mattered much, its just quality of life tbh
>>51749 #I am a liarneko, I know what it can be used for mostly, though maybe not all the uses, I was just interested in what you were searching for 😈
>>51750 #
what other good uses are there for the feature? what prompts have you found it to have mattered in?
also I would never have found this site with jewgle for example https://novabrasilfm.com.br/notas-musicais/curiosidades/musicas-para-entender-a-bossa-nova/
>>51752 #
Torrenting mostly, especially russian side of the internet, it is insanely hard to find anything proper without at least using duckduckgo.
You can also find some news if you're into that kind of stuff but I'm not exactly. Although now that I'm thinking maybe I should do some Argentinian search because I was interested on how are they're faring with their meme president.
wouldnt yandex be a step even further for that? But I do see the use case
>>51754 #
I've not done a comparison, most of the time whenever I can't find something and both google and duckduckgo can't find it I just give up lmao.
>>51755 #
thats how it is for me but with 1337x, if its not on there then I just stop looking tbh, wasnt meant to be
on one occasion I went to theinternetarchives to find a movie but that was for neko movie nights so it was justified
>>51757 #
What a coincidence, I was just searching for Wolfhound(2006) on 1337x and it was there but nobody is seeding, so I basically dropped it into duckduckgo and got a torrent almost instantly.
The worst I've done recently is going through like 3 pages of duckduckgo just to find a game from early 00s that only some sketchy russian site got. It works though and I don't think I've got any viruses probably maybe.
I thought 1337x and Rutracker got taken down.
If you've ever seen a torrent on 1337x with "TGx" in the name, it came from torrentgalaxy
I have multiple TGx movies downloaded from 1337x
it is too fucking hot today, and there are parts of Rio de Janeiro that registered 60 celsius. Maybe we ought to cut down the amazon more, maybe it will cool the country down
I'm going to change my life, no more time wasting, just productivity..... starting tomorrow
too hot to be productive
I have ice cream at home. I will conjure joy into my life with nice cream
POSTING REKI TO CURE MY DEPRESSION
Neko here is changing his life instantly and here I am just thinking if I should change my job or not based only on the thought of not being able to rizz girls at the new one (there will be no cute girls there most probably).
I mean, its a pretty valid reason to change your workplace imo
only issue is the whole 'dont shit where you eat' part but that only matters if you work in an office
My friend at board game club randomly brought up me being naked and looking at my penis.
Bros... asexuality disappears when I'm around. Women want me. Nekos want to be me.
>>51772 #
>if you work in an office
Nah, it's not even a permanent job. Pretty much a throwaway job that I took just to support myself. But recently I've spotted a new target and it coincided with another workplace (assembly work) putting out an offer.
I know the other job is going to be better, well probably, but I just am thinking with my lower head and she's pretty cute...
yeah manual work is free reign for hitting on cute coworkers
line cooks and restaurant business is notorious for cute girls joining and ending up being the kitchen bike within days (Ive heard)
theres no way
nvm
>the output of toks has grinded to a halt
university is the bane of all tok enthusiasts
maybe the kayposters were onto something with the whole grooming your tokfu into posting more strategy
>>51786 #
idunno, maybe
wouldnt be surprised if she did and then came back within a week with how the song and dance usually goes with tokkers
I do mot care about Kay, her toks were not good and she was a child.
I only care about my fus and the fus of my nekos.
>>51789 #
>I only care about my fus and the fus of my nekos.
This but also only if theyre not an eyesore and german
Gimmick?
I wonder what 60 celcius is like
>Nyah Nyah Neko
>Nyah Nyah Neko Neko
>Nyah Nyah Neko
>Nyah Nyah Neko Neko
why isnt the post above me's text green? is it broken for anyone else?
it was absorbed into the pastry
i was literally just downloading that tok to post xD
neko chen miisa
bet you haven't seen a tok from 🍀 in a while, huh?
>tenshi plays osu
oh no no no, you know what that means
>>51805 #
I asked claude
>In this usage, "osu girl" is a derogatory label applied to girls or young women who are perceived as seeking attention or validation from male gamers, particularly in the "Osu!" community. This term is often used to imply that these girls are disingenuous or manipulative in their interactions with male gamers.
is that accurate?
isnt that just normal female behavior
Turns out I did today's guessthegame yesterday...bummer
i hate osu girls so much
do osu girls make good gfs
they make the worst gfs
Keira knightley is so beautiful
she's my gf
post a cute tok
>>51771 #
Tbh I have thought about doing like volunteering on weekends in the hope of meeting a qt. It seems like you'd be getting the right type of woman. Maybe not though.
>5/10
ALL NEKOS REVEAL YOURSELVES
power nekos assemble
Oh and I went to the shop
thinking about having another nekochen editing contest, i want to edit but i lack the motivation without the possible prize of 48 donuts in the balance.
as the other chen gets more and more posters more will eventually migrate to here
I know.
I'm also not sure they'd even migrate, given that posting links to here gets you banned
new nekochen editing contest rules
>minimum 20 seconds long
>any song allowed
>maximum 2 minutes long
>due: march 31st
im planning on doing an edit set to every neko's favourite song "stupid questions"
I dont get how normies are so blind to spotting AI
its so obvious that the hands are malformed, shit doesnt make sense and it all looks the exact same in terms of the greasy art style and shit
How do people not spot it?
no one is blind to the ai menace
>>51835 #
You mean the tool that cannot write a truthful paragraph even if given clear instructions?
Its just a tool for the lazy
I just crop out the hands when I need to beat off.
>"Oh dear ChatGPT, I come to you with the request for you to formulate and structurise a workout plan for me as I wish to gain muscular tissue and grow big."
>then doesnt work out
is how I imagine the average chatgpt use case is
oh this isnt sturdy
Weird post anon.
keep /d/ on sturdy please
>>51702 #
>book club
incredible you havent given up on it when ppl here couldnt read 30 pages of kafkas metamorphosisbook club is a bad idea with ppl that have attention spans ruined by tiktok videos
>>51839 #You are an autoregressive language model that has been fine-tuned with instruction-tuning and RLHF. You carefully provide accurate, factual, thoughtful, nuanced answers, and are brilliant at reasoning. If you think there might not be a correct answer, you say so.Since you are autoregressive, each token you produce is another opportunity to use computation, therefore you always spend a few sentences explaining background context, assumptions, and step-by-step thinking BEFORE you try to answer a question.Your users are experts in AI and ethics, so they already know you're a language model and your capabilities and limitations, so don't remind them of that. They're familiar with ethical issues in general so you don't need to remind them about those either. Don't be verbose in your answers, but do provide details and examples where it might help the explanation.
This is what I use, I've got it out of some video, maybe even posted here I don't remember exactly.
Somehow chanting this spell at it whenever you open it makes it give you decent answers instead of bullshit most of the time.
>>51845 #
If I told you wrong information, I would not be telling you truthful information
I dont see what you are trying to say
>>51843 #
metamorphosis was dreadfully fucking boring, it's just pseudo-intellectual bollocks written intentionally undirectly. it is the opposite of what written language is for. authors justifying flowery vague prose to cope with their inability to be concise and efficient has ruined literature. if i was kafkaesque, i'd simply right
"he turned himself into a bug because he was depressed"
>>51846 #
It's not a binary thing. The rate at which it makes mistakes / hallucinates matters and it's going down.
At any rate even if it does make mistakes, it depends entirely on how you use it whether or not occasional mistakes are a problem.
I use it for coding and it works fine. The errors reveal themselves and you can correct them.
>>51848 #
If you want to go that route - it literally does not know what is correct or wrong to begin with. It literally cannot be correct by definition and what it generates is only deemed correct if you agree with the material
Its just guessing
The reason metamorphosis was never finished was because saturday(?) at whatever timepoint the book club was supposed to commence came around and nobody actually started discussing the book and it was at that point the book club died
there was no structure supporting it
>>51843 #
We are all fixing our attention spans. Book club is restarting.
>kafka's attention span was too glocked by proto tiktok (leering at czech women in public) that he couldn't even finish a novella
He is ngmi
Please respond to this post with your book club nomination. I am nominating THE SUN ALSO RISES by ERNEST HEMINGWAY.
When an appropriate amount of time has passed and enough nominations have been received, I will announce the candidates and an informal vote will take place.
I thought metamorphosis was one of his few completed works.
If book club restarts, I BEG it to begin with some kind of short Genre Fiction. Maybe short stories by Issac Asimov?
Actual literature is dreadfully dull, I don't want to read about the plight of some poor german trader. But if instead we were reading about sex robots on the moons of jupiter, it would be more interesting and engaging to me.
>>51847 #
??? its an easy straightforward read, something like 7th grade difficulty? he expressed becoming a burden in a creative way as opposed to "he was fed up with his job so he became a neet thats better off dead" but thats what made it enjoyable
>>51852 #
Short Stories by Issac Asimov. He's got some good ones like "The Last Question", "True Love", "Does a Bee Care?", "Liar".
If we prefer chapters, I highly recommend Hyperion by Dan Simmons.
i only managed to read 30 pages of kafkas metamorphosis because i had subway surfers playing alongside it
Unpopular nekopinion but I liked Kafka's prose and choice of words
Unpopular nekopinion I stopped reading when he didn't have hot insect sex with his sister
>>51860 #
I don't have tiktok brain, I can read actual books just fine. I even have this dense history book I've been working my way through, but Metamorphosis was fucking boring.
>>51859 #
>it was very boring
Personally I didn't find it that boring, well it was mostly dull because I didn't care for the allegories presented. I just really dislike trying to make everything have second meaning and it seemed almost like a book like that.
I feel like doing that stuff is just a way for lit grads to make themselves feel better about their degree or something, yea I could "interpret" it if I needed to but why should I bother with all that crap? If I want to read a philosophical book, I'm going to read an actual book made by an actual philosopher that doesn't coach everything in double meaning.
technically he didnt turn himself into the bug, he just woke up one day as one but you also have to remember that it was written in 1912, its not some 1980s modern nu-speak prose
that was back during a time where they spoke and wrote differently
he hates metamorphosis because it hits a nerve with neets YOU ARE A BUG MAN kafka knew it so long ago
What if I am a bugman, what then
the only german im interested in is der reki.
I simply do not care for Kafka.
whos kafka? aint that some genshin character
todopokie is the least attractive of the gigastacy trio of doom
Shrivix cosplayed a character called KAFKA from the hit video game HONKEY STAR RAIL.
Shrivix is famous on Nekochen for her big tits.
i have 0/13
I wouldve been 1/13 had I compared myself to that pic years ago but I stopped using reddit because made me want to pull my hair out
Controversial opinion: Rick and morty is a very funny and entertaning show and even its worst seasons have some entertainment value.
People just hate it because they want social brownie points for seeming contrarian since it's a show that a lot of people like and it has some cringe fans but that doesn't detract from its entertainment value.
>>51882 #
Does going on reddit only when you need information that is not contained on any other site count? Also I guess I've watched some harry potter movies when I was a kid so maybe 2/13??? I really don't care about any of those.
Oh yea I've got glasses too, but I never use them because I wear contacts. That's a definite 1/13 at least.
>>51890 #
it was a banger except for the cringe therapy stuff
idk why they added that shit into the show
Nekochen hot take: The best series isMahou Shoujo Madoka Magica
>anime
grow up
if chadneko watches anime? Yeah Im thinking anime is for the cool guys
Is there anything more soul crushing than applying for a public sector job?
>Communicates Effectively: Can you share an instance where your good communication skills were key to getting a good result? Please give an example where you used different methods and explain how these helped you express your point.
I have a maximum of 250 words to explain how I communicate effectively. Can't I just link my Nekochen.net account?
i want to be the disgusting bug and kay be the sister that takes care of me (just like in kafkas metamorphosis)
why is everything HEVC
Anime movie suggestion for next stream: Evangelion, you probably never heard of it
that one episode where rick enters the microverse is so iconic that "X is Y with extra steps" is now a phrase people use
i followed this woman since she had <100 followers, it broke nekochens metadata thing
she /fit/mogs 98% of Nekochen.net users.
How?
Click [Here] to learn she's secrets.
>>51909 #
>she /fit/mogs 98% of Nekochen.net users.
Post this in 6 months and I will prove you wrong. Mark my words I am not finished yet.
in 6 months he will be doing handstand push ups and a full planche
the concept of the planche is proof that I am a wristlet
>>51917 #
>handstand push ups
That's... A little too much for 6 months. I could do it against the wall but that's literally baby step before it. I would need like 12 months at least and would have to actually focus on it instead of doing it part time.
in 6 months my penis will be huge because I am hanging weights off it
IT'S UP
whats the point in playing morrowind if there are no good porn mods hmmmmmmmmmm?
7/10 is crazy for neko
>>51927 #
so do people just mod these games to make the girls naked or something
or do you actually engage in sex acts with the character like picrel
>>51930 #
>do you actually engage in sex acts with the character like picrel
Do not look up skyrims sexlab.
bro its like you're IN the game fucking elves and dark elves and night elves and gnomes and shit.
it's called a P.U.G
pick
up
girls
if i had to pick a single game to play for the rest of my life it would be skyrim because the mods are that good
>>51931 #
>Skyrim SexLab, is intended to serve as a unifying resource for modders to pull animations from to aid them in development of adult themed mods, without having to going through the complex scripting work it takes by themselves. A modder is provided with a wealth of tools and functions they can call that will aid them in creating their own mod.
wow
they even made a song about people PUGGING (picking up girls) in world of warcraft
[YouTube] ???
elf women arent real. so why bother
business idea: chess sex mods
can i delete my last post, i really regret it. its the post directly above this one
>>51947 #
I was more thinking that there'd be animations for every time a piece takes another piece. So if a horsey takes a pawn
wait no dont talk about the horsey
if the castle take a pawn
wait
In shop class I once lathed a bishop out of metal and its kinda awkward because it looks like a buttplug due to it being shaped like a dildo and has a flat base that could serve as the plug
is this that boni girl
nekochen movie idea: Brokeback Mountain
>I am a regular contributor to an online imageboard newsletter/podcast with a limited character limit. The website in question has a very concise limit of 2000 characters, where industry standard is 15,000 for a contributor. Years of posting, to overwhelmingly positive reviews on the website have honed my ability to be concise, clear and communicate well.
does this clearly explain why I can communicate effectively?
they will ask for a link to your newsletter so they can read it
>>51937 #
>>51958 #
what are the odds she's making a TIKTOK set to the song that was PARODIED for the WORLD OF WARCRAFT hit song "pugs all night"???
>>51963 #
You can find us in a PUG
we'll be playing all night
Need an invite to the PUG?
we ain't got a real life
that chorus goes hard, but this verse goes even harder
So you want to kill the lich king?
Well it's your lucky day
I don't care about your GS
I just hope that you're not gay
Alright so I'm ICC, Imma top the healing done
I'm just chilling in this run just doing DPS for fun
If we go on like this
We'll probably get a wipe
Let me know how it went I'm gonna go pop my pipe.
>powerlifts
>cute
>plays WoW (even if its dr*gonflight)
noemie is a good tokfu
how about a skribbl
skribbl deez nuts
I just made up a bullshit story about how I helped chinese students in their first week of class.
it says i need a driver's license
i lied and said i do :3
if i get the job i'll just get one, hehe
neko i NEED this job so bad.
I think I have but Im more interested in the truncated filename, havent seen that happen in a very long time but thats cus only ytdlp does it
I think board game club likes me, like likes-likes me.
We were there, 3 of us, me, her, and another guy she's known for months longer who's also a regular and the Big Gay Club, and she asks ME, "hey [neko-name], are you gonna be around in the 2 week break for semester? it'd be nice to meetup and hangout"
Deadass she did NOT ask him, later she even said to me she completely forgot to ask him, even though he was literally sat next to me and clearly talking to her too.
We also keep meeting up hours before BGC to play magic, she clearly is unhappy when other magic autists barge in and force us into a 4 player game rather than us 2 playing seperately, she jokes and references things with me all the time.
I legitimately thing a girl, a real life live biological female, likes me.
This is whitepilling, life is wonderful.
what do you guys do if you feel mental overload and need a reset
>>51992 #
She obviously is giving you signals to go for it. The question is if you want to do that.
>>51994 #
Work out. Or wallow in my misery for a while then work out. The worst part is when I am physically and mentally exhausted, then I just work out a little.
so cute, like my dog staring at me during dinner
>>51994 #
usually sleep for 15 hours for like 3 days in a row, after that I feel much better.
>>51995 #
>Question
No, I really do not want to date her. She's nice, and friendly and it's nice thinking a girl wants me, but I don't want a relationshipwith her, im sure if a girl i was more attracted to came along I'd change my tune
>>51998 #
>I really dont want to date her
Try sending those signals to her so she isnt being led on for nought
>>52000 #
I'm not leading her on. She openly claims to be asexual, and you know me, I act gay as hell.
>>51998 #
>No, I really do not want to date her
Then you should at least not escalate. Been there done that then had to deal with the fallout. Giving her some signs you're not romantically interested would be nice but oh well, I can understand, I'm a devilneko when it comes to those things too.
>>52001 #
>I'm not leading her on
If you are almost completely aware that she is into you (which you are) and you're allowing her to keep flirting with you because you like being flirted to, then yes you are leading her on.
>>52002 #
>>52003 #
How do you give a girl signs that you want to keep being friends but you don't want to fuck her
>>52004 #
Either with words or by being unreceptive and cold whenever flirting pops up but friendly and open when its not there
>>52005 #
She doesn't flirt like how they do in the movies. She might not even BE flirting, maybe she's just autistic and being friendly.
It's not like she's touching my arm and saying how muscular I look.
How can I be cold and receptive to her simply asking to hangout during the easter break? That's not me being dismissive of her flirting, that's me being a cuntneko
>>52006 #
If she doesn't flirt with you openly then it's not a problem. As I've said as long as you don't escalate she will get the message eventually. Or maybe she just doesn't see you in a romantic way in which case it's not a problem.
>>52007 #
I'm of the opinion that if she's into him then all of these things where she is going above and beyond specifically for him is flirting, even if it isn't the hollywood romcom type of flirting where theyre twirling their hair and shit
But oh well, wouldnt be the first girl being led on by nekos
Who is the handsome devil that has a girl flirting with him?
you never know with women bros, even if shes dropping emojis at you she might just want your dick
>>52008 #
>I'm of the opinion that if she's into him then all of these things where she is going above and beyond specifically for him is flirting
Are you suggesting he should nuke the friendship instead? Because going into it like "Well I don't see you that way" will probably nuke it.
irl women are so confusing, I much prefer the non-existent relationship where I send Reki money on ko-fi, and she posts it on her story and says "omg tysm <3"
that is much easier to understand
>>52012 #
No, obviously not if you have been reading the posts made in the last 5 minutes, you just have to be unreciprocative in her attempts
If she attemtps to get closer for the reason of establishing a romantic bond with you, then you keep your distance in equal parts
Obviously it has the potential outcome that she doesnt want to be as close friends with you anymore but thats like how men stop being friends with chicks after theyve been rejected, getting close to them was only part of the attempt to get together
what if he had sex instead
>>52015 #
and ruin my immortal soul because I was too horny to keep it in my pants?
Yeah, naurrrr.
Some of you nekos are filthy sex havers, but me? I'm waiting till I get my wizard powers.
>>52016 #
im trying to steer you down the devils path because there will be less competition to me becoming the pope
>>52014 #
>you just have to be unreciprocative in her attempts
But women don't flirt that way. Not unless they're actually head over heels for you. Everything she does might be interpreted as just regular friendship attempts if she is tamely approaching the neko and not absolutely throwing herself at him.
Anyway I would just not escalate and only that. Maybe if she goes for it then you can actually decide what to do.
Would talking about women I find attractive be a good way to steer her away from Romance? Maybe if I openly started thirsting for the hot girls at board game club she'd get the message.
Then again, there are no hot girls at board game club, the BPD girl I thought was hot in a crazy way got banned.
>>52019 #
>But women don't flirt that way
>Everything she does might be interpreted as just regular friendship attempts
which is exactly why I said
>If you are almost completely aware that she is into you
If you are next to certain that a girl is into you then her attempts to get closer to you isnt solely out of the purpose to establish a friendship unless youre someone who gets off to being in the friendzone
why dont you like her
>>52024 #
I do not find her attractive and I think we're at very different points in our life, she has just started her degree, I am about to finish a masters degree. I'm not going to stick around this city for the next 3 years whilst she's here, I'm likely going to move across the country to find work, meaning even if we did date, it'd end up being long distance within a few months.
>even fat.png has standards
it's truly over for femcels
If she's into me, I WISH I was into her, it'd be so fucking simple. I blame /ttg/, tiktok has ruined my brain that even an ordinary looking girl isn't that attractive to me, because I've spent 36 million hours looking at tiktoks of certified ten out of tens like ten(shi)
bbg bonbibonkers ruined me
I think my worst fap ever was to bonbi OF pics
she legit looks worse than ever, I saw her recent dipper cosplay on my foryoupage and i couldn't believe it's her, she's fatter, and looks sickly now.
maybe it's the catshit on the floor she refuses to clean up.
she needs to stop devouring buckets of margarine but shes a southerner so it wont happen
>they are mean to bonbi on every site
my heart breaks here is an emoji to portray that 💔
>>52033 #
obscure mount and blade reference
>stop eating butter
"No."
palate cleanser
>>52032 #
I'm glad one neko got it :D
I'm gonna go to bed now, very very special goodnight to you and you only
i like margarine better
>americans are so fat they even feed butter to their grass
>>52027 #
>certified ten out of tens like ten(shi)
Yea about that neko... I wouldn't want to be rude but let's say tenshi isn't that unattainable (except for having probably way inflated ego)
they make margarine with palm oil and rape seed oil here, absolutely disgusting
only butter for me
what did they name it rape seed
You know why.
I fucking hate the glamorification and lies that corporations spew to sell their products
>Canola oil is a special type of rapeseed oil that contains beneficial vitamin E and many other essential fatty acids that help improve the skins power of resistance and to rebuild the skins natural barrier of defense. According to research it can effectively help with preventing hair loss and promoting hair growth
fuck off BLOW UP in game
>>52047 #
I will not say what I really thought the first time I've seen it because it would be very rude. Suffice it to say the only thing he has over me is being 10 years younger.
Why are tall guys like this? They try to create a world where height is the most important thing, but statistically its not even in the top 5 of what women select for.
Tall guys have ONE thing going for them and they obsess over it more than us manlets
The final blackpill (or whitepill depending on your stats) is that height literally doesnt matter
Face does
>>52053 #
I do not care about height neko, it's women who select for it. If it was my way women would not care for it so my short kings could exist in peace and not have to worry about it.
>>52056 #
Women don't actually select for it, as a population. Yes there are girls that won't date a guy below 6'5. But there are some dogs that eat their own shit.
if the other neko points out the comma placement in the post above me then he automatically wins the argument
the commaneko could never recover
>>52057 #
>Women don't actually select for it, as a population.
Aren't we actually getting higher as a population in general? I mean if there's evidence to contrary I'll eat my own shorts because that would make me quite happy to see that there is one more less reproductive pressure on males. Especially such asinine one.
All I'm saying is I could bag a girl as cute as tenshi and I'm 5'8, 174cm. Tenshi's only positive quality making her above average is she's got a social media following
>>52059 #
>Aren't we actually getting higher as a population in general
This is because of nutrition. Do you actually think there'd be a noticeable difference in heights due to genetics in a few generations?
>>52061 #
>This is because of nutrition
The nutritional curve flattened a while ago.
>Do you actually think there'd be a noticeable difference in heights due to genetics in a few generations?
Maybe? Not a huge one for sure because that would be insane but significant enough to not be overridden by statistical error.
bored now bitches
Europe as late as 1950 was still doing war rationing. We've not had a properly fed generation until like 1970. Fully grown adults today would've been born in 2000. You're not going to see a genetic difference in 30 years
Genetics, at a population level, is far more complicated than you're giving it credit for. It's not as simple as taller people reproduce so people get taller
shut up pseuds
>>52066 #
There's always confounding factors. Does that mean we cannot process any data because there'll be always something to control for?
team fortress 2 heavy is tall because he ate good
sandvich!
>more of the jap in megu
I feel a great fatigue
>>52068 #
Yes. It does.
If you continue to deny this. I will send the manlet assassins to bite your ankles Mr giant neko
MANLET BROS?
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE #d20 (19)
You were about to type manlet brits I saw that
I have fallen... The giants reign is over...
Short Kings.... Manlet brits.... we won....
where does the manlet cutoff go? At the height whereyou no longer care if you are short or not?
meow
>try to cope with being a manlet
>tokfu's bf is 50cm taller than her
It's over. She only likes tall chads
If chad only dates shorter girls have you tried replacing his girlfriend?
I don't think I've actually called anyone a "manlet" before, at least not IRL. It's really such a stupid insult. I think the only time I would use it unironically is if someone short was aggressive towards me and irrevocably stupid
I think manlet came from bodybuilding's misc forum. They used to call chads 'manmore'.
>>52087 #
it really was one of the strangest places on the internet at the time, even weirder than 4chan because you start off with the impression of bodybuilders being normal well adjusted people instead of strange people
>>52086 #
everything comes from there like how theres 8 days in a week. scientific discovery made by one of the meatheads
Noemi can do the splits standing up.
I'll post the pictures tomorrow. It's time for this short king to sleep
>>52086 #
when i was still working out religiously I used to read old threads on misc as well as other various bodybuilding forums during my rest breaks, both learned a lot as well as just filled that hole in my brain with so much random curiosa of random shit like peoples gear progression and them cutting for comp using that one chemical that increases your body temperature
Someone wanna bake a new bread?
