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Anonymous
are you still posting on sturdy ap
>>14320 #
Anonymous
>>14318 #
got permabanned back when the kay patreon thing happened.
Anonymous
how fun of a gimmick would it be if I had written the rules in google translated portuguese 1/10
>>14322 #
its over
>>14322 #
Anonymous
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We are all chronically shy and cannot hold conversations with each other
Casting confidence boost #d20 (18)
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Anonymous
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we can only hold conversations about the environment and how trillionarie companies should get burnt to the ground
Anonymous
we sometimes talk about northernlion
Anonymous
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Hey sexy 'nonies, do you come here often or are you just crumbling that cookie all over the place? haha *wink wink high fives all around*
How about we take this to my place, have a few drinks? My mom is making warm choccy milk later today
Anonymous
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The feds are masking my filenames making them into long strings of NUMBERS they are sending codes and messages throguh these numbers they are after me
Anonymous
>mothibro has joined neko
soon we will have all the good tokfu posters
Anonymous
>>14330 #
I'm having an incredibly depressed mental state towards music, I load up the music I normally enjoy but nothing hits anymore, its just all grey
Music like this though, dnb, breakcore, idm (even though that genre name and label sucks) is the only stuff I can enjoy nowadays though
kino song
>>14334 #
Anonymous
neko is too active now, i cant read all these posts!
>>14340 #
Anonymous
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>>14338 #
oh yeah I remember that, dopamine and serotonin releases through music
Yeah youre probably right, strange that I can still tolerate and enjoy electronic stuff though
Maybe I just need to stop listening to music alltogether for a few days or a week and detox
>>14339 #
it's only [4 / 5], we have peaked higher
Anonymous
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>>14338 #
that song started off really well, it got my attention and i was itching to hear what else it had to offer when it had developed a bit further
but then it kinda underdelivered
>>14342 #
what are we doing?
>>14343 #
idk if you are into this kind of music but man you need to hear the drums and bass in this song [YouTube] ???
wait maybe its not dopamine burnout but maybe I instead have adhd and thats why I can only enjoy stuff that is hyper
>>14343 #>>14344 #>>14351 #
Anonymous
>>14346 #
hahaha that statement is so accurate too
thats funny
Anonymous
>>14341 #
ngl im vibing a lot to your song rn
i desperately need a mothi archive
>>14352 #
Anonymous
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>>14351 #
I love English artists, I dont know why they are such a powerhouse in the genres I enjoy but they are and I support them
>spoiler
I cannot help you I am sorry
Anonymous
why are my rolls so fucking bad
>>14357 #
Anonymous
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>>14359 #
it sounds like something a guy in an undertale shirt and thinning gelled up slickback hair would play on a speaker as he is snapping his fingers (only on one hand, down by his waist) as he walks across the 8th grade school disco dance floor about to muster up the courage to ask out his crush (this will end horribly for him (canon event, cannot interfere))
>>14363 #
Anonymous
YOU CAN'T SEE ME BEHIND THE SCREEN
I'M HALF HUMAN AND HALF MACHINE
Anonymous
>>14363 #
Yeah I remember abbles playing him on stream several times, and even going as far as saying "I need some music.. uhhh..... lemon demon!"
>>14365 #
Anonymous
Summoning abbles stream in October (Difficulty rating, 19) #d20 (11)
>>14367 #>>14370 #
Anonymous
>>14367 #
dubs cannot save us from dying of malabblestrition
Anonymous
>>14372 #
i've heard this before and i have to say i am NOT a fan
it feels very "reddit"
>>14374 #
Anonymous
>>14374 #
lemon demon isn't reddit, it's 4channer core
Anonymous
>looking up jobs to try and do some career planning
>every single one says shit like "dynamic" and "innovative", "exciting opportunity" "enthusiastic and passionate"
>>14378 #
Anonymous
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>>14378 #
for what I'm looking at it's all like "you must be a chartered member of the royal society of bat surveying" and have "experience with multiple endangered species and successful recovery plan implementation" and "have a can-do attitude and a love for the little things in life!" and "be at least 5'9 tall"

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE POSSIBLE
>>14380 #>>14383 #
Anonymous
>>14379 #
i doubt there are that many animal doctors applying, theyll look at you without every qualification
>>14381 #
Anonymous
>>14380 #
im not getting a doctorate, the animal doctor thing is a joke :/
Anonymous
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>>14379 #
>and "be at least 5'9 tall"
you can fix that by using height-extending shoes and wearing a long ass trench coat to hide them, only con is you'll look like the Postal 2 guy
>>14384 #
Anonymous
>>14384 #
that postal guy model looks like a lead programmer self insert
Anonymous
>>14384 #
Excuse me sir, would you like to firm the ttg petition to raise obscure tokfus awareness? No? ok then *starts pissing on you*
Anonymous
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I feel like the worst part as I continue getting qualifications, is that it unironically limits my career paths.

If I end up getting a phd, I'm like, severely limited in jobs that my phd will apply to, y'know? even my current masters im on is very specific.
>>14390 #>>14391 #
Anonymous
>>14389 #
Yeah Ive heard something to that effect being the case
Specialize yourself too much and you end up disqualifying yourself from more general but still area-related work
I think Ive read a story or two of people who got their phDs and then ended up without a job for close to a decade because they werent getting any takers in their phd field (possibly due to lack of experience) but they were too overqualified for lower level jobs (barring them from getting experience)
>>14393 #
Anonymous
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I do non-profit work helping latam tokkers enter the bustling economic forum of the west world, giving them an equal chance at gaining exposure and market share in this harsh conditions
Anonymous
>>14391 #
i just dont want to feel like i wasted years of my life by getting a job that my later qualifications aren't applicable to.
>>14390 #
yeah.. i'm looking at stuff vaguely related to conservation now to try and expand my horizons.

I'll book a meeting with the careers advisors in a few weeks, they'll probably have better suggestions on how to become employable.
Anonymous
>>14394 #
lol
>cant use my student accomodation, feet pics later
>my room is a biohazard, feet pics later
(You) are here
>I cant take my socks off, they are superglued to my feet, feet pics later
>My camera broke and it censors my feet, feet pics later
>I cant find time to take pics, I am streaming every day for 16 hour shifts, feet pics later
Anonymous
>I was involved in a car accident and they amputated both my feet. feet pics later
Anonymous
>ww3 happened, feet pics maybe(?) later
Anonymous
>Oi've took the pecs an' put em on a taeble ovar theehre, but Oive turnd scoh'ish. feet pecs lay there
Anonymous
>my room is actually a safety hazard, a biohazard even
what does this mean?
>>14401 #>>14403 #
Anonymous
>>14401 #
kek thats a nekochen classic
Anonymous
>>14400 #
the student dorm showers clogged and backflowed, flushing up decades worth of student semen into the dormroom shower of every single student in the entire block
Anonymous
ok im sorry ap
Anonymous
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feetcucks BTFO again.

us tiktok chads win.. abbles uploaded a new tok in the last year right?
Anonymous
>>14408 #
yeah, its over 5'5'' at least
Anonymous
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Ok listen here buddy, yeah Im talking to (You), heres how this is all gonna go down, the game plan, the runaround to get all of this in place
You're going to out first thing tomorrow and buy BIG boots, I'm talking 5 sizes too large, barely hanging on as you lift your foot large
You will then go to the nearest shoe store and buy like 10 pairs of insoles, the higher the heel the better
Then? Leg. Lengthening. Surgery. Bam, after this is done, you will be 6'9'' MINIMUM
When you are done recovering? Guess that - BANG, you stuff your now-still-large boots with SOCKS
Lots of fucking socks, thick socks, ankle socks, thigh high socks. Anything you can fit inside
These BOOTS now fit your feet (and are incredibly soft due to all the socks), and you will with your boots be like 7'3'' due to all the insoles
Thats how you get your abbles gf, you heard?
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Anonymous
>>14411 #
unironically great tok. I bet their feet pics would look great
/serious /serious
Anonymous
>>14410 #
always walk on your tip toes for extra 2 inches
Anonymous
>>14413 #
Your insanely large stature will cause him (her) to revert to their true self, heal them (them) to full HP and nurture them (them) into living a healthy happy life with you (You)
Anonymous
>>14416 #
that is a very weird thing to think about given we haven't ever spoken nor never will. i simply like their tiktoks
>>14419 #
Anonymous
>>14417 #
romeo recites poems to juliet and ap says unhinged things about abbles on nekochen, the pattern is obvious
>>14420 #
Anonymous
>>14421 #
dating a tokker sounds like a really bad idea, all the tokkers i like have mental illnesses.

i will simply be single.
>>14423 #
Anonymous
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We're destined to fight to the death, so I try to get close just to feel your last breath
My justice swift, in a moment you'll be gone. And I can't wait til you respawn
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Anonymous
>>14423 #
i like them for their cute cosplays mostly.
Anonymous
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I'm sick of the silence, I'm not stoic
Warrior or poet, a fighter and a lover but I can't show it
I down low it, they'll never understand what we have
They got suspicions, I just shrug'em off with a laugh
But it's a cover, the situation's upsetting
If I proposed you know it end up as a red wedding
A blood letting, a head on a pike
But if you like, we'll do it anyway I'm willing to fight
I'll see you tonight, there's a full moon on the horizon
and I've been waiting all day to see your sly grin
Maybe the sky can open up and swallow us whole
Eternal heaven for a couple of souls
I need me a forbidden love story between two souls destined to never be allowed to join
>>14429 #
Anonymous
ap openly hostile to the idea someone believes in him, how sad, you can pull abbles bud
>>14439 #
Anonymous
>>14436 #
believe in me for my personal academic success and my ability to try and make irl friends and an irl girlfriend, dont ship me with someone i've never spoken to, whom i only know through tiktok and their infrequent streams
>>14446 #
Anonymous
i ship ap with me because i like him
Anonymous
I ship bombs in storage containers across the atlantic and through the strait of gibraltar and suez canal
>>14445 #
Anonymous
i ship ap with abbles because i know it would be a sturdy ship like the titanic
>>14443 #
Anonymous
>>14443 #
no wonder the titanic fell
Anonymous
>>14446 #
you are unironically a weird individual and are actively making this site worse for users. go back to sturdychan. I hope to not see you here tomorrow
#autobahn
BANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
>>14449 #
Anonymous
>>14448 #
ap please, dont say that, you are acting weird like abbles read this site
Anonymous
>>14446 #
ngl I thought this was a little funny, the kind of on-the-nose obvious sarcasm funny but I do see how he can feel as he did about it as well
Anonymous
no matter where AP goes, he's a sperg
>>14452 #
Anonymous
>>14451 #
he was fine here for months. your weird obsession with him is autistic.
>>14453 #
Anonymous
>>14452 #
>Make a SINGLE post about someone
>"weird obsession"
Uh alright
>>14454 #
Anonymous
>>14454 #
Feel free to point out another post I made mentioning him
Anonymous
listen it was just bants and hes a british man whats up with him
>>14462 #
Anonymous
can someone dl 7245832425765375274 in hd? for some reason that tok just auto-corrupts the file every time I try to dl it
>>14458 #>>14465 #
Anonymous
>>14457 #
i tried but it doesnt work with tikwm on my end either(im on phone)
Anonymous
>>14456 #
its ok, i also believe he overreacted a bit
Anonymous
Im still upset that white sweater bree was positioned lower and that I didnt take enough precaution to fix it
Anonymous
>>14457 #
maybe try yt-dlp which downloads its own format which is kinda hd?
>>14466 #
Anonymous
>>14467 #
higher resolution but lower fidelity, but its not to the point where I could see the difference anyways so its probably just objectively better in that case
Anonymous
>>14470 #
truuueeee
I probably wont notice a difference so the res being higher means massive W thanks anon
Anonymous
alrite time 2 sleep
gn neko
#autobahn
BANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
Anonymous
>>14469 #
just searched this song up
its Justin Bieber??????
would never have guessed
Anonymous
>have a task to do that will take less than 1 hour to complete
>have the entire day to do it, and if I had done it earlier then I could have gone to sleep in time and gotten a healthy amount of it
>wait until 1 am to even begin it and finish at 2 am, will get at most 6 hours of sleep
we do a little trolling
Anonymous
>>14475 #
this tok, their costumes and the general vibe is very teabrain&friends-core
>>14476 #
nine always mogged em, glad to see her out on top finally
Anonymous
Good mornin
Anonymous
where's da boniposter
>>14495 #
Anonymous
Bus driver said "cheers pal" when I showed him my bus card.

My gender has never felt more recognised. I am a happy gender golem
>>14494 #
Anonymous
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If Chat Control 2.0 gets passed then I will become noticeably more tame here on neko because the EU will be reading my every message and looking through all of my transactions to see if I am a terrorist :DDD
It was supposed to be voted on today but it was pushed back a bit.
>>14490 #
Salve
>>14497 #>>14508 #
Anonymous
>>14495 #
Buongiorno ragazzo
> because the EU will be reading my every message and looking through all of my transactions to see if I am a terrorist :DDD
put "in roblox" at the end of the sentence, if it works for tiktokkers then it must work here too(jk)
Anonymous
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>>14498 #
Yeah, if it is passed they will implement an AI-scanning tool that reads all electronic communication, ranging from but not excluded to video chats, chats, online forums and encrypted messages. This means that they will require all encrypted chat services like whatsapp and signal to implement backdoors for the government(s) and the EU to use, leading to possibility of these being abused by malicious third parties for spying or other illegal means
Ontop of this: I fucking hate surveillance and hope all CCTVNiggers perish. I dont even have anything to hide so theres no "uhhh you must hate surveillance because you are hiding something" no I just dont want Big Brother breathing down my neck when I am talking to strangers about brazilian girls
>>14500 #
Anonymous
>>14499 #
> "uhhh you must hate surveillance because you are hiding something"
that argument makes no sense tbh, its like those people do not get or understand the concept of privacy in your own home, plus EVERY human being has skeletons in their closet they gotta hide, whether small or big.
Anonymous
I also remember the last time Chat Control was in the current news cycle and they were saying that, in order to properly scan and easily idenfity CSAM, they need to effectively create and implant an index of all known (to them) CSAM hashes or something to that effect, meaning that it could, further down the line, lead to a bunch of liability cases where everyone technically has cp on their devices
Anonymous
I bought protein powder earlier today, trying it with milk right now
Its supposed to taste like chocolate & hazelnut. Tastes a bit like those off-brand nutella hazel spreads
its not too bad, the last chocolate tasting powder I had a few years back was incredibly gross but this one is palatable
Maybe with a bit of choccy milk powder this could be really good
>>14503 #>>14505 #
Anonymous
>>14502 #
are ya trying it with warm milk? you can drizzle some honey in it and let it melt, choccy milk is good too tho
>>14506 #
Anonymous
>>14502 #
i still got my choco protein powder that i bought 2 years ago its that bad
>>14506 #
Anonymous
>>14503 #
cold milk
I put some choccy milk powder in the glass and im about to try it out
maybe the slight uptick in sugar will make this great instead of decent
>>14505 #
yeah it was the same for me, I bought a big like 1-2kg jar of it and then used it like 3 times
Anonymous
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>>14495 #
>the EU
god bless the queen, fish and chips, pint of lager and the footy on the telly.

Queen and Country, not EU and Freedom of Movement.
SIMPLE AS.
Anonymous
>>14509 #
stop being a hater.

God Save The Queen
Anonymous
Eusisters... the islanders... they fucking boomed us again
How do we respond?
>>14512 #
Anonymous
>>14511 #
I'm just happy that our economy isn't actually fucked, for a while it seemed like the EUsissies were right and brexit was a suicidal move, but then it turned out that it was just covid and after covid ended in 2022 (covid doesn't exist anymore) our growth was outpacing even Germany :D

soon, der german tokfus will be moving to the UK for jobs, then I'll be winning big!
>>14513 #
Anonymous
>>14512 #
>german tokfus will be moving to the UK for jobs
not anymore
>>14515 #
Anonymous
A fun quote
>Not even East Germany's security police Stasi had surveillance on this level.
-Professor Stefan Axelsson (University of Stockholm)
Anonymous
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>>14513 #
I am willing to offer ONE (1!) german tokfu a greencard wedding. Successful applicants will either be
>sleepyreki
>nozzomi_cosplays
>babyroods
>shrivix
>blueclover.cos (she's dutch but that's basically shitty germany)

Applicants know where to contact me. My email address is attached to this post.
>>14516 #>>14517 #
Anonymous
>>14516 #
Now this is no comment towards noemi in general but
those pants are so fucking hot I need to date a girl who wears stuff like that
>>14520 #
Anonymous
>>14519 #
>wears pants saying "juicy"
>names herself after a fruit
>is holding a vegetable
if you bond burgered noemi, it would count as 3 of your 5 a day.
>>14521 #>>14522 #
Anonymous
>>14520 #
I would bite that cherry core This is not a sexual innuendo this is a suicide joke
Anonymous
>>14523 #
bruh she is HOLDING a lettuce. that's not a fruit, ya poofter!
>>14522 #
her legal name is "Cherry"
Anonymous
>>14527 #
This is the type of woman that makes life exciting
sans the trans flag
>>14529 #
Anonymous
>>14533 #
>I'm green with envy
We've all seen the pic from the last german comiccon or whatever con it was
Anonymous
Going to buy a plane ticket to BRAZZZZZILLLLLLL to take pics with my 'fu and then rush to the airport right after
Anonymous
>>14536 #
this image she actually smiles in, the other 2 you posted she is trying really hard to hide the pain
almost like she could smell his pungent scent in the first two but this third guy smelled surprisingly nice
>>14538 #
Anonymous
>>14542 #
No dad? Why not just become trans and get a daddy :DD :3 *^-^* yippie!!!!
>>14545 #
Anonymous
>>14543 #
unironically awful post.
>>14544 #
that guy is JACKED. also, noemi looks really skinny in OOC posts. I could probably lift her fairly easily and I'm weak as a dog in november.
>>14546 #
Anonymous
>>14550 #
I cast dispel magic #d20 (15)
(difficulty class is 10+ spellcaster's original level (you are level 5 so the DC is 15))
>>14552 #
Anonymous
its over
Anonymous
I wonder if I can watch movies on my uni's computers
the displays on these things are really nice and hardly anybody uses them
Anonymous
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Its ironic how Cassie from Skins was plagued by her anorexia and overall weight problems but the actor is now chunky/fat
Anonymous
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oh right my nekkers, are you guys still interested to watch strange movies from asia and/or maybe some normal western-produced movies this weekend? idk if any of you have anything plannedI dont
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Anonymous
>>14560 #
im gonna on a date this weekend with a super hot girl.. sorry i'll be busy all weekend dating this super hot and super smart girl...
Anonymous
where's the fucking cs2 update summer is over
>>14565 #
Anonymous
>>14563 #
at this point I hope its delayed enough for my friend to finish having fun playing hc wow so we can grind for supreme/global when it comes out
if it comes out too early he will likely not stop playing wow
>>14566 #
Anonymous
>>14565 #
>hc wow
metal, i keep dying in vanilla wow every 10 mins but i was thinking of giving that server a try
>>14568 #
Anonymous
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when I played wow classic i never died, i think i was a little too good at the game. i just put on a d&d podcast, and played the game for 14 hours a day straight for like 2 weeks.
then burnt out hard, cancelled my subscription and went outside to touch grass.
Anonymous
>>14566 #
my friend has played it quite a bit and has gotten to level 60 without dying several times
he told me he just got done farming the same dungeon (first boss, 5 minute runs) 181 times to get a single item
average hc wow player
Anonymous
wow erp servers?
Anonymous
>>14571 #
Anonie. I played Orc Hunter.

I would simply set my Flying Serpent pet on him, and he'd 1v1 him easily.
>>14575 #
Anonymous
so... is the movie streem a thing tomorrow or nah
>>14576 #
Anonymous
>>14572 #
Are pets worth enough to get one? if not i'd just walk my merry way alone
>>14573 #
you just dont know what you're losin famalammo
>>14577 #
Anonymous
>>14574 #
yeah will be tomorrow evening likely, felt like i had given it too short notice to do it today
>>14579 #
Anonymous
>>14577 #
Yea, when you run out of fresh water and apples, who you gon call
Anonymous
>>14583 #
Whatever bad shit you're goin through, i hope/pray that you'll feel better soon
>>14585 #
Anonymous
>>14588 #
I fucking love this song so much. I've been listening to it daily recently.
Anonymous
>>14591 #
that's why they call him billy goat
I hope you guys have the story about billy goats where you're from, otherwise I just sound like a retard
>>14593 #
Anonymous
>>14592 #
no italian equivalent of this billy goats story srry anoni
>>14594 #
Anonymous
>>14593 #
So there are three Billy Goats trying to cross a bridge. Then an evil troll called /pol/schizo jumps out. The first billy goat, the youngest and smallest says "dont eat me, my brother is coming next and he's much bigger and fatter". So the troll lets him go past. The 2nd billy goat does the same thing. Then the third billy goat says the same story, despite there being no 4th billy goat. The troll then goes hungry, because he kept gambling for a bigger billy goat.
>>14595 #>>14597 #
Anonymous
>>14594 #
comfy bedtime story anoni, teaches you a lot about greed and makes you big think
Anonymous
[YouTube] ???

I often take these night shift walks
When the foreman's not around
I turn my back on the cooling stacks
And make for open ground
Far out beyond the tank-farm fence
Where the gas flare makes no sound
I forget the stink and I always think
Back to that Eastern town

I remember back six years ago
This western life I chose
And every day the news would say
Some factory's going to close
Well, I could have stayed to take the dole
But I'm not one of those
I take nothing free, and that makes me
An idiot, I suppose
Anonymous
>>14594 #
we have that in sweden too, The three Bruse bucks but instead of the third big one saying theres a 4th one coming, when he passes over the brige he is so large and strong that he is able to buck the troll back into the stream (he is living under the bridge)
same moral of the story, "those who (weird word translation, but like imagine a snake dislocating its jaw or someone going AAAAAA at the dentist, people gaping their mouthes basically) widen their mouths for a lot, often miss the entire piece"
Anonymous
unrelated but I cant remember how or when I found this song but at some point I came across this
[YouTube] ???
at first I only kept the song in memory because it was "le funny gag because it doesnt sound like music XDDD" but through listening to it over the years (mostly from when I opened the song to copy the link) it has grown on me
its generally awful music but its pretty good
>>14603 #
Anonymous
>>14616 #
why she missing a teeth
Anonymous
I just thought about it and i think the existence of geoguessr autists has made me scared to ever post a photo online ever
>>14619 #>>14625 #
Anonymous
>>14618 #
dont worry the governments(your state and the CIA) already knows where you live
>>14620 #
Anonymous
>>14619 #
Oh yeah that battle is already lost I’m mostly afraid of schiz
Anonymous
…zo anons doxxing my ass
>>14624 #
Anonymous
I read something about how the government can know which specific antenna your phone connects to which means they know your rough location without even having to tap your phone in any way
Anonymous
>>14621 #
just dont say/post anything too personal, its that ez peasy
Anonymous
>>14618 #
I purposely post(ed) misleading images I took irl from places that I didnt live in or were remotely close to at the time to throw off any schizos who were keeping tabs on namefags
>>14626 #
Anonymous
>>14625 #
dont do that, schizos are gonna target some poor unrelated bastard otherwise
>>14627 #
Anonymous
>>14628 #
Im not asking why, but how
if I took the pics, theres no other person for the schizos to "go target"
Anonymous
>>14632 #
I've still spent over 2 years on .moe during a time that schizos allegedly kept record of all anons in personal notepads, some because "it soothes their paranoia" and some because they were malicious
>>14635 #
Anonymous
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>>14633 #
schizo ramblings were the funnest shit to read ever, i would go to sleep and waking up the next day with the .moe threads being filled with his posts accusing others to be me
Anonymous
>>14631 #
I was actually thinking that you could use GPT to automate the process of keeping tabs on somebody's personal info. Earlier I was transcribing long live stream vods into text and I was thinking it would be so easy to feed that text into GPT and ask it to just spit out any notable personal details that a streamer might have mentioned.

Listen to somebody talk for 2 hours straight and they’re bound to reveal some personally identifying info.
>>14637 #
Anonymous
>>14637 #
Ok that sounded sus. To be clear I’ve never doxxed anybody in my life and I don’t condone it. I was just thinking about how easy it would be to do if somebody wanted to.
>>14639 #
Anonymous
>>14638 #
Yeah, its not hard. The issue is just that you need to want to doxx someone who does stream hours of themselves
For anonymous people on an imageboard? You cant rely on shitgpt, you need to actually be observant yourself (high iq intelligence gathering)
Anonymous
>>14640 #
omg he is so cute is this your friend? can i have his number? :D :*
>>14642 #
Anonymous
>>14642 #
He looks so calm and serene
I love him
Anonymous
>>14640 #
I said i dont condone doxxing OK? This is merely a THOUGHT EXPERIMENT DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME EVER
Anonymous
u, r gey
u r a transgenda
Anonymous
WHAY ARR YOU RUNNIN
Anonymous
WoW time #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
>>14656 #
Anonymous
not a fucking long queue again
>>14656 #
Anonymous
>>14657 #
wait youre playing hardcore on turtle? thats not hc silly
>>14660 #
Anonymous
>>14658 #
im not playing hardcore, im playing the normal normie mode
Anonymous
>>14661 #
hahahaha
my country is cucked for gun ownership
you can get a hunting license and then youre allowed to own a single action hunting rifle but never an ak47
>>14663 #
Anonymous
>>14662 #
eeh good luck getting one then, maybe if you manage to move countries(favorably america) you could cop one easy
>>14664 #
Anonymous
>>14663 #
meh Im probably never leaving this woodland, at least not permanently
At worst I'll get one from the balkans after a war has ended there and then just keep it on my forest estate
>>14665 #
Anonymous
>>14664 #
avoid telling your friends/relatives about it tho, you never know whos gonna snitch
>>14666 #
Anonymous
>>14665 #
Yeah I doubt by the time I disappear into the woods anyone will hear from me again so thats not gonna be an issue
>>14668 #
Anonymous
Is it bad if I don’t really see the appeal in gun ownership
I can’t imagine ever needing a gun in life
Like in most places the law is set up so you can’t ever use it unless you feel in danger for your life
>>14669 #
Anonymous
>>14667 #
I dont need it for anything, I just the Ak is an iconic object and I really like how it looks and have always wanted one
Anonymous
>>14668 #
yooo she got the 'stendo
Anonymous
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The other day I went down the rabbit hole of watching tiktoks of nigs shooting glocks with "switches" on them
Apparently the part you need for full auto conversion is extremely easy to get so a lot of nigs are buying them illegally and turning their glocks auto and shit
Anonymous
Anonymous
movie at 9pm ish 3 hours from now
>>14682 #
Anonymous
>>14678 #
>mw2 (og version)
the dual g18 was fucking busted, you didn't even have to aim you just sprayed in a cone and everything just died
Anonymous
should i buy myself some middle eastern goyslop #8ball (Yes)
>>14683 #
Anonymous
>>14687 #
that was like, 2 days ago or summ
Anonymous
Wanna watch that weird asian movie Pieta in the Toilet?
>>14690 #
Anonymous
>>14690 #
ok lemme just test so it works with sound etc then ill make a quick cuppa and then we go
>>14692 #
Anonymous
also let me know if u guys can see me typing in chta
Anonymous
>>14693 #
akshualy we could post on turdy with a vpn but its not worth it anymore
Anonymous
I know nothing about this movie, I only picked it because it was in a kino youtube video I saw and it looked really nice
>>14693 #
I was never banned, I just dont like the place
Anonymous
stream has started btw
Anonymous
>>14693 #
I stopped using sturdy for like a week when I rediscovered neko, then I went full fire and steel on sturdy for keks and ended up copping a ban because the admin is a badmin he's a madmin he's a sadmin
Anonymous
>>14700 #
sorry frenchy, I'm getting an early night because the F1 race starts in like 8 hours.
>>14702 #
Anonymous
>>14701 #
Had I known I couldve started it earlier, my schedule has been empty today
>>14703 #
Anonymous
>>14702 #
sorry, I legit said "gm neko" and then didnt come back here for 12 hours. i shold've said somethink earlier
Anonymous
>>14706 #
didnt knew you played guitar, you good at it?
Anonymous
>>14706 #
noemi doing the banana split :D
Anonymous
Not a bad movie night honestly, movie started out slow but it got much better in the mid-end
>>14717 #
I liked the ending, bitter and sad
>>14717 #
Anonymous
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>>14716 #
It was a very strange movie but I guess thats just how life is, nothing is really ever resolved in the end
I was team "Not really that good of a movie" until the last 30% or so, now I think it was an all right movie but nothing special
picrel is pretty decently depicting my emotions after it.

This was the video that made me pick this movie
[YouTube] ???

>>14716 #
Yeah, the ending being like it was made it better than anything else couldve done. The tie-in with the Pieta statue he saw when he was visiting church with the child and the fact that coping with loss is just hard, theres no silver lining to it
>>14716 #>>14719 #
Anonymous
>>14717 #
imma watch your vid rn, btw are you up for another movie night next weekend? i was thinking of streaming a korean movie called joint security area
>>14718 #
Anonymous
>>14718 #
niceu, this movie you picked was not bad at all still, good choice
Anonymous
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A little fact about the movie (kinda):
I think this movie is more or less wiped from the internet, I tried incredibly hard to get a copy of it and didnt find one for weeks until I stumbled upon a very recent upload on vimeo or something like that
Maybe I was just bad at searching or am misremembering how much effort I put it but I couldnt find torrents anywhere, much less when searching for it in japanese
>>14722 #
Anonymous
why am i feeling sick all of a sudden, maybe a cold-fever
>>14726 #
Anonymous
>>14725 #
maybe you have what I had yesterday
if I was a spreader, I apologize
>>14727 #
Anonymous
>>14728 #
how do u say pieta in portugeese
>>14730 #
Forgetting to drink your tea until it turns cold is one of the biggest curses hailing tea drinkers
>>14730 #
Anonymous
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I forgot to drink my tea because I was so focused on the movie
>>14729 #
>how do u say pieta in portugeese
La Piedad del Vaticano o Pietà
>one of the biggest curses hailing tea drinkers
I actually prefer my tea cold, I dont know why
Back when I drank tea a lot a few years back, I would always brew my 1.2 L of tea in this big cup and then forget about it until it went fingerwarm/cold because I was gaming
Then I chugged it (or just drank it over the course of a few minutes) and brewed another cuppa
I still do this but usually nowadays I drink it a bit sooner than 3 hours after brewing it
>>14729 #>>14732 #
Anonymous
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>>14736 #
just normal honey, the one you can buy at any store
I dont discriminate between "normal" honey, unfiltered, those specialized honeys and such, I just get the basic one

>comment: "many dark eye rings, are you going to sleep girl?
>tok description: My dark circles are swollen and I can't hide them, hey;-;
>words in tok: It's natural, my eye is natural, like, I put on makeup here, but it's natural, I sleep, I have a bad eye,
wow, the photo is horrible here, look at the eye there, look at the
:( I like them I hope she doesnt feel bad about them
>>14738 #
Anonymous
anyways im tired and going to sleep would fix my reading comprehension right up! goodnite neko
#autobahn
BANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
>>14741 #
Anonymous
>>14742 #
all europeanekos are sleeping at least, should be in my case
>>14744 #
Anonymous
>>14750

NFFFF FUCK

RYO

BABY. DONT MAKE ME CUM. DONT MAKE ME CUM BABY.
OH FUCK

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM FUCK
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

FUCK

jesus

that was a fucking good nut
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Anonymous
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our consciousness is rising.
SHADOW BINNED BY 'admin' FOR 7 DAYS FOR "."
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Anonymous
what the heck
who is admin here? I demand answers
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Anonymous
your site is broken retard
>UPDATE YOUR FUCKING BROWSER
how about you update your fucking site, dumb fuck
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Anonymous
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Wake up, Mr. West, Mr. West, Mr. Fresh
Mr. by-his-self-he-so-impressed
I mean, damn, did you even see the test
You got D's motherfucker, D's, Rosie Perez
And yes, barely pass any and every class
Lookin' at every ass
Cheated on every test
I guess this is my dissertation
Homie, this shit is basic
Welcome to graduation

Good morning
Good morning
Good morning
Good morning
Anonymous
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>>14762 #
sadly no
>>14763 #
I don't know if I can do anything to help in this situation, I feel like if I was openly trainsphobic it would just push him further into a socially isolated situation where he only talks to demons and devil worshippers, but if I do nothing and he does become trains, well.. I'll be loosing a friend :/
>>14768 #>>14767 #
Anonymous
>>14766 #
I havent mentioned it to my friend nor has he mentioned it to me since that one night we talked about it in the bathroom high as horses
That was like 3 years ago so many I just lucked out and he didnt feel like trooning
Only thing you can do is to be even more male-inclusive in your behaviour, ramp up the toxic masculinity and bretheren-ness, do dude things with him
unless he is an online >friend
in that case you are fucked lol
>>14770 #
Anonymous
>>14767 #
he is an online friend I've known for like 10 years

it's joever, simply joever. 🍀
>>14771 #
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7160170587015351557 voce convidaria essa feia fedida desgracada que nao saiu de casa no halloween pra uma festa de halloween voce convidaria essa solitaria alma perdida-264.mp4􀄩􀂺􀉣
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>>14770 #
There might be ONE strategy you could employ, but it is very risky and the price to pay may be greater than the good it brings
You must take this friend away from the sources of trannydoom and bring him where no troon dare tread:
Counter-Strike 2
Do this, steal him from the suffocating grasp of Trannorant and Riot GAYmes products, and he may be saved.
>>14772 #
Anonymous
>>14771 #
Anon I'm the one in the friend group that plays the most riot games games and I'm not going to trainsition.
I think you've got it mixed up, riot games stops the trains... valve? Well... Their CEO is called Gabrielle Newell......
Anonymous
i dont mind trans and gay people as long as they dont hurt others(especially kids)
Anonymous
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I support everyone and feel as if everyone should be as they self please. if they feel like thye are a troon or w/e idc
But I support women before I support trannies and there are too many statistics on men transitioning to woman and then committing sexual crimes on actual women and/or transitioning after the crime to be put in women's prisons to keep being nonces there
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11492797/Four-10-transgender-criminals-prison-guilty-sex-crimes-new-data-shows.html
stuff like this does not look too good tbh
>>14775 #
Ive met three ftm trannies and theyve been nothing but chill tbh, two of them were more of the ambiguous middle ground and one actively tried to be as male-presenting as possible and I dont see any problem with them trying to be what they want to be, I fw it
>>14776 #>>14777 #
Anonymous
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I don't mind trainsfolk, but I have to admit that I've never interacted with any irl. My main interaction with trainspeople is when a youtuber I like trainsitions and starts putting on a forced feminine voice and I have to unsubscribe because I can't stand it. Every single mtf trainswoman's voice I've heard makes me curl up, I simply cannot listen to it, I am sorry. Therefore, if an online friend trainsitioned, I likely would not be able to hang out with her as she would probably do the trainsvoice.
>>14774 #
Anonymous
>>14774 #
a lot of trannies are like chris chan, they transition to take advantage of the system, and also since troonies get away with pretty much anything these days
Anonymous
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>>14774 #
>ftm
well obviously they're chill, ftm trains folk, especially the "ambigious" ones, are literally just "tomboys", except "tomboys" as a concept got memoryholed by the LGBTQ+ Alliance.
>>14778 #
Anonymous
>>14777 #
I dont mean the ambiguous type of ftm that is like half female half male presenting, I mean the gender slushie that you can tell does look a bit androgynous but does not look like anything, like it could swing either way
basically NB or genderfluid
but I also do think that if I had any experience with mtf trannies irl I would rapidly change my mind and actively dislike trannies. my favourite genre of gender for sure
>>14779 #
Anonymous
>>14778 #
>gender slushie
I bet a gender slushie would be tasty. Raspberry for the pink, Blueberry for the blue, just all swirled together with crushed ice 🤤
Anonymous
i accept troons and hecking valid enbies that do not cut up their genitals in strange ways
Anonymous
triplepost but scandinavia has actually 180'd completely on the whole gender identity thing, it used to be a forefront of "progression" in such topics but as of late there have been heaps of research, documentaries and legislation that are going against the whole transgender debate, painting it as a mental illness and prohibiting young kids from going on puberty blockers or taking cross-sex hormones
I wonder whats going to come from this, if its going to keep going in this direction or if they will 180 again
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm6932799681973980421 mikan deserves so much better ( #mikantsumiki#mikan#cosplay#danganronpa#sdr2#danganronpacosplay#foryou#4u#fy_sd.mp4􀄩􀂺􀉣
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quadrupleposting but I just signed up for a year's deal with a 24 hour gym that's a short bus ride away, it's the cheapest price I could find, it's open 24 hours, and it'll let me keep to my schedule of waking up at like 6am and then I can get into the gym nice and early when it's probably empty as heck on a tuesday.
>>14785 #
Anonymous
>>14784 #
who won the formula?
also 24 hour gyms are comfy, I used to go to one real late in the night when I was neeting but nowadays I go to a normal time-limited gym (sadly)
1 year contract is insane though, are you motivated enough to justify it?
>>14786 #
Anonymous
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>>14785 #
max verstappen won the formula
well it's a 9 month contract actually, but that's how the student deal works, I wish I could do it by month, but the last few times I've done gyms by month I stopped going, sooooo.
>>14787 #
Anonymous
>>14787 #
100% expected, he won 12 out of the 15 races this season, he won 10 races in a row. they had a really bad car for one track, now it's back to normal tracks and it's back to him winning everything
>>14789 #
Anonymous
>>14788 #
Do you cheer for him or do you still cheer for that cute asian girl? or maybe that was F2
Whats the point in watching if Max Verboten wins everything, do you just ignore his existence and cheer for who gets 2nd place instead?
>>14790 #
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>>14789 #
i have no idea what cute asian girl you're talking about. Juju noda? She races in some F4 stuff now, she's kinda shit and I don't watch her stuff, but she cute I guess

I just watch f1 on a second monitor, so it's never something I'm fully committed to.
>>14791 #
Anonymous
>>14790 #
Juju Noda I think
You linked some formula stream once and she was racing and you were cheering for her
Anonymous
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👆🏻🤓 um ackshully 19 months ago you mentioned on a single post that you preferred brown bread over white bread, why are you lying now?

LEAVE ME ALONE STOP CATALOGUING ALL MY POSTS, I KNOW YOU PRINT OUT EVERYTHING I POST AND PUT IT ON YOUR WALL. LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE
AHHHHH, /POL/SCHIZO, HELP ME, THEY'RE DOGPILING ME ON THE NKO
>>14796 #>>14797 #
Anonymous
>>14794 #
AP(Abbles Poster) what are you talming about........................
Anonymous
>>14794 #
Just wait until the day I drunkenly post an image of my AP shrine that I built in commemoration of you
I even bought McDonalds flavoured candles from Australia, just for the authenticity
Anonymous
I even found this old photo of you and reki, and I found your soundcloud where you make rap music.
>>14802 #>>14803 #
Anonymous
I found your old pinterest account where you uploaded pics of you in black and white nail polish (I confirmed it was you based on your nailbeds)
Anonymous
ap i know whats your favorite color
Anonymous
>>14804 #
that dude has a warrior skull, could mog the entire west-bloc of Berlin if he wanted to (but he is too humble to)
Anonymous
CS2 on september 27th btw
t. knower
Anonymous
rush b cyka
Anonymous
go b for boni. that's b for boni.
Anonymous
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Ok third game of CS2 ever, lets hope I dont get 4 russian 10 year olds who go afk every round and that the map isnt Nuke again :DDD
I love nuke but I wanna play some other map this time maybe hahah :D
>>14818 #
Anonymous
>>14819 #
es tu queiro boni bonita lalalala latam!
Anonymous
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4 afk in the first round, then after 25 seconds of not doing anything they all go A
this game is fucking over gonna teamkill my teammates until I get banned
>>14822 #
Anonymous
>>14821 #
thats what you get for playing cs2, when you could be playing valorant with me. (I will be your pocket healer)
>>14823 #
Anonymous
>>14823 #
i dont have it installed right now, so no.. maybe later in the week....
Anonymous
>>14825 #
im busy! I said I'd sort out my downloads folder today.
Anonymous
i cast valorant #d20 (5)
>>14828 #
Anonymous
>>14827 #
sorry anonie, maybe another day. I'll try and install it later today tho so I'll have it ready!
>>14829 #
Anonymous
the enemy team surrendered when they were up 3-1 so I won
ez game? I didnt have enough time to google translate "KYS" to russian so i could scream it into my microphone so I dont feel as if I accomplished enough that match
>>14833 #
Anonymous
>>14830 #
love you too bestie <3
Anonymous
>>14833 #
ok ty will use it in this match (I queued another one, its Mirage)
>>14835 #
Anonymous
>he's playing CS2 when he could be playing valorant with me
😭
>>14837 #
Anonymous
nvm i forgot my riot password hol on
>>14839 #
Anonymous
>>14839 #
imma still install it anyways
Anonymous
>>14842 #
bruh, super nintendo sega genesis, who gives a fuck.
MICROSOFT owns the console game
>>14844 #
Anonymous
>>14843 #
microsoft doesn't own nintendo yet #getowned
Anonymous
jks aside the controller looks minty, cop that one also
Anonymous
i dont own a 360 anymore and tbh if I bought one, the only game i'd play on it that doesnt exist on PC is fable 2.
Anonymous
i miss the 360 era, shit was so easy to get seething hate mails back then
Anonymous
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Sorry Neko, I'm gonna disAPpear for a few hours.

I need to do some more prep work for my tabletop rpg campaigns, and I have spreadsheets with stuff I've been planning to work on for weeks, and then I gotta organise my downloads folders and move all my toks into standarised folders and then make sure I actually put the instagram saved stuff down correctly. My computer is a mess rn so I'm gonna go put on some northernlion and work away like a computer monkey for a while.

Cya later.

for dinner? Roast Pork.
>>14854 #
Anonymous
>>14852 #
Wish you a good day abbles poster, enjoy your roast porkie too(put some gravy on it, dont forget)
Anonymous
>>14853 #
OwO you're caressing my hand....
Anonymous
gay time is over
get to the fucking barracks
Anonymous
gootbye
#autobahn
BANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
Anonymous
valorierant download so slow...................................
Anonymous
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valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism so need child game to relax
Anonymous
wheres the guy who keeps posting the "I dont think about you at all" neko sturdy pic now that sturdy was talking about neko and nekoposters a little too obsessively today
>>14863 #
Anonymous
>>14863 #
were also contextual mentions and them going back and forth on the AP dialectics they usually pull
>>14865 #
Anonymous
>>14864 #
they can talk shit about us all they want lol, they be obsessed
>>14866 #
Anonymous
>>14865 #
yeah on my part I dont care, I just find it funny the guy made that image and then they do the same thing themselves
very silly
>>14867 #
Anonymous
>>14866 #
he posted the pic 3 times and gave up
rip bozo
Anonymous
>>14870 #
chip make a really cute tok to this audio
Anonymous
>>14875 #
isnt crystal cafe just a 5050 mix of femcels and mtf trannies (if not even more skewed towards trannies)?
Anonymous
i browse lolcow.farm sometimes when i'm craving some sweet e-celeb drama
Anonymous
>>14781 #
So funny to me tgat they named it ovarit
Imagine if i made a boys only website and named it testit hahaha
I guess the reference to ovaries is meant to keep trannies out right off the bat
Anonymous
>>14881 #
getting a testosterone overdose just by watching this rn
Anonymous
>>14881 #
cringing at this just so you know
Anonymous
>>14880 #
the bass drum in this song always gets me, its so entrancing
>>14885 #
Anonymous
>>14885 #
isnt the lyric no treble? to continue on with the music terminology
>>14887 #
Anonymous
>>14887 #
I only know about treble because I turned that shit up real high in my car because it made the soundscape of all my music sound so much livlier
Anonymous
need burg
Anonymous
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been farting all morning. the whole house smells like nasty farts.
>>14363
BANNED BY 'admin' FOR 7 DAYS FOR "."
DELETED BY 'admin'
Anonymous
>>14897 #
I used to really like Ella, thought she was super kino
My appreciation for her toks is not as strong these days but she's still pretty decent all things considered
>>14899 #
Anonymous
#autobahn
>>14902 #
60% of niggas wear fake jordans
BANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
Anonymous
>>14900 #
fr I do NOT get the obsession over shoes
i have like 4 pairs total and that's it
to me obsessing over footwear is like a womanly traijt
>>14901 #
Anonymous
>>14895 #
when noemi is streaming? fake fan
Anonymous
what the heck
DELETED BY 'admin'
Anonymous
>kill craig boar
>drops 7 copper coins
Anonymous
>>14909 #
goodnight best poster ily
Anonymous
>>14913 #
sleep tight bonbi bro, may the morning bring many new bonbi toks
Anonymous
i hate the anti christ
Anonymous
Sat at a bus station and just had very intimate eye contact with a girl on a bus passing by, it almost felt a bit sad, like if we both longed for each other but destiny had decided for us to never meet again
life fuel
>>14966 #
Anonymous
>>14925 #
mess with the bull and you get the horns
Anonymous
>>14936 #
>why do you need this on a Bonitokposting website
idk, i just enable them out of habit
Anonymous
>>14938 #
im scared of doing this, can u promise me nothing bad will happen
Anonymous
>>14938 #
ok i did it, i see you got rid of the brackets now, pretty cool
>>14942 #
Anonymous
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I did a mockup
wouldnt this look better? now its like 3 lines with a lot of dead empty space
same with this post im writing now, 3 lines of very short information when theres a lot of space to the right
I think the way it was >>>>>>>>>> tbh
>>14944 #>>14945 #>>14951 #
Anonymous
>>14943 #
🤔🤔🤔
that is not a bad idea
Anonymous
I thought the icons were supposed to be clickable but they just add extra clutter
plus theres no space between the file size denominator and the resolution
>>14947 #
Anonymous
you know what would be cool
adding a cute kitty logo next to every post
>>14949 #
Anonymous
>>14949 #
a cute cat logo next to every post, just really small and to the left
Anonymous
>>14951 #
>artist info
there has not once in the history of ttg been a need for artist info metadata to be displayed Plus, it already was displayed
>>14958 #
Anonymous
>mspaint adds support for layers and png transparency
wtf? big
Anonymous
>>14953 #
here is my tragic tale
>pay for his kofi membership
>it's been 5 days and he hasn't posted anything
Anonymous
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I had to look through old screenshots to find how it looked before these changes
The current system going from short to long to longer kinda makes it feel as if its creating a barrier with too much information separating the post from the video
Anonymous
>>14952 #
I’ll tweak the design a bit later
Anonymous
neko's new design sucks. im going back to crystalcafe
Anonymous
this place's sucks, im going back to alabama
Anonymous
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>everyone actually left
only I remain, its over for nekomin
his changes, akin to governments and companies everywhere, caused his userbase to fizzle out like a Coca Coca Life left outside on a hot summer day
Anonymous
>>14966 #
not at all
instead of being scared that you missed your only opportunity, take it as proof that you will find more
Anonymous
Just saw an Asian girl.
>>14971 #
Anonymous
Just saw an old man.
Anonymous
Just saw a pigeon.
Anonymous
Just saw a british person.
>>14975 #
Anonymous
INCREDIBLY cute redhead just started standing at same bus stop as me. Awooga.
>>14978 #
Anonymous
>>14977 #
>he didnt even try to talk to her
its over for u
Anonymous
How to break the ice with a redhead girl
1) ask her if she's from ireland
Anonymous
Should I try and talk to her #8ball (Maybe)
Anonymous
SHE JUST WALKED OFF. ITS OVER.

bus comes in 15 minutes. M-maybw she'll be back
Anonymous
>>14983 #
bonk her in the head and bring her back into your cave like in ye olde times
Anonymous
>>14985 #
hot, i bet you can make some great parmesan cheese with her milk
Anonymous
This will be my last blogpost about my bus stop love. I may never see her again but I will remember her until tomorrow when I fall in love at the bus stop again
Anonymous
i now remember the anonie that had a tokfu pillow
>>14989 #
Anonymous
theory based on nothing but logical deduction:
I think that anon who owns those is turdmin
>>14998 #
Anonymous
fazer sexo
Anonymous
>>14991 #
If I recall correctly, the bodypillow anon lived in EST, just like STURD
>>14999 #
Anonymous
>>14998 #
I didnt know this but it just adds on to the signs that point towards that conclusion
Anonymous
>bus home from uni got so full that the driver closed the doors and forced like 10 people to wait an hour for the next one
Phew, glad I got on it. I was on it like a nekobro on a boni tok.
Anonymous
do you guys wanna see the cat i befriended today :D
>>15004 #
Anonymous
>>15009 #
he followed me home, i had to pick him up and carry him out of the garden and tell him to go home. my dog isn't friendly with cats :/
>>15011 #
Anonymous
>>15010 #
make him a nice wooden house with cat treats inside
Anonymous
>>15020 #
it's just her shining naturally because she's an angel
Anonymous
>>15022 #
looks good, put that in minecraft
Anonymous
>>15022 #
bruh how did you pull this off with lego? you're a lego LORD
>>15025 #
Anonymous
>>15024 #
hidden scandi jitsu
legos are danish, afterall
Anonymous
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>>15026 #
>happiness doubled
>got a piercing
>kisscount and bodycount didn't increase
>age increased
this summer is an epic winrar for reki
>>15028 #
Anonymous
>>15026 #
>>15027 #
>my pre-summer stats

age-23
relationship-single
piercing-0
tattoos-0
happiness-7/10
<3song-i dont know
kisscount-5
bodycount-0

(the joke is that my post-summer stats are identical)
>>15029 #
Anonymous
>>15028 #
we're gonna make it brah, just hold on
Anonymous
I think my kiss count is 5 as well actually (at least sensually kissed)
wtf thats crazy
Anonymous
>>15036 #
anonie, im well versed in photoshop for penis enlargement purposes. I can tell a shop when I see one.
>>15038 #
Anonymous
>>15038 #
^^ funniest nekochen poster ^^
Anonymous
>>15047 #
>i post FTM enbies on neko
I have seen no such thing EVER on this website
Anonymous
should i make a doctor's appointment on wednesday adams if things aren't better by then? #8ball (Yes)
Anonymous
don't worry boni bro, i still like you :D
Anonymous
>>15045 #
Take antibiotics
drink banana protein shake
drink water(warm temp)
sleep 10 hours a day
Problem solved
>>15062 #
Anonymous
>>15063 #
>warm water
aside from tea, absolutely disgusting and something only arabs drink
>>15065 #
Anonymous
>>15065 #
nvm im retarded
camomile is a tea
Anonymous
*newbie
Anonymous
>>15071 #
Funniest neko post right here
Anonymous
Haha I am rapidly approaching the "maybe I should kms" part of obsession haha
>>15075 #
Anonymous
>>15075 #
yeah im all right, I'm just weirding myself out by how much I think about this 'fu
until recently I never understood how ttgers cared this much but I get it now
>>15077 #
Anonymous
>>15077 #
I dont need help, I can have this as my quiet little hobby until I find a real girl to obsess over instead
>>15079 #
Anonymous
>>15078 #
ok but tell us the tokfu
Anonymous
its just us two here and she is still on the screen silly
>>15081 #
Anonymous
>>15080 #
Boni? theres no shame in that
Anonymous
Also neko on mobile never displays the connected user number
>>15083 #
yea its 23:13 here rn and i gotta use mobile comfy on bed
>>15084 #
Anonymous
>>15084 #
I installed it and closed the pc, changed my mind but im gonna play it tomorrow for 20 minutes and then never touch it again probably
>>15086 #
Anonymous
>>15085 #
>20 minutes
having a match that short is impossible, its at minimum 45 minutes counting all loading screens, picking phases and queue time shit
>>15087 #
Anonymous
Btw how was your day dear boneposter? everythings good?
>>15089 #
Anonymous
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>>15088 #
yeah im doing all right, I havent eaten in a long time but I drink like 800 kcal per day so Im doing fine
think its like 40 hours (solid) fast now, no noticeable tiredness, mood changes, energy loss at gym, focus loss
gonna try to stay liquid (milk and protein powder shake) for a few more days depending on how long I can go without feeling ill
I was supposed to do stuff today but Ididnt do it
I will do it tomorrow morning instead
>>15090 #
Anonymous
>>15089 #
>i havent eaten in a long time
Days long? hopefully not or else ill be worried about u a bit
>>15091 #
Im blind lol
>>15091 #
Anonymous
>>15090 #
if you read the next line right thereafter it says how long
>>15090 #
Anonymous
>>15092 #
? the anonie posting the cow pics wasnt me
Anyways today i did nothing, feeling tired
>>15094 #
Him who? ap/bingo?
>>15094 #
Anonymous
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>>15093 #
>wasnt me
strange, then I have literally no idea who posted it
it kinda looked like english coutnryside so that leaves an obvious subject but the time it was posted was like 40 seconds before the time the pic was timestamped
maybe his phone is set to the wrong time if its him
>>15093 #
>today i did nothing
not even javascript?
>>15093 #>>15096 #
Anonymous
>>15094 #
Nothing, absolutely nothing, walked the dog tho, like everyday, today i had to dress him up in a rain coat cuz the weather was not so nice
Anonymous
>>15095 #
I mean, theres always a chance for another brit poster showing up out of the blue
>>15098 #
Anonymous
>>15098 #
true true, ap is the only brit poster thats activate here
Anonymous
honestly mang, im so dumb its just depressing
>>15102 #
Anonymous
>>15102 #
Im slow at getting whats obvious and people have to explain it to me, it happens a lot lol
>>15104 #
Anonymous
>>15104 #
nah i always felt like this, people have told me the same stuff before so it is based on facts and logic(tm)
>>15106 #
Anonymous
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>>15105 #
maybe you just dont care enough about certain things to pay attention to the small stuff
could be that the stuff that you are interested in, you pay more attention to than the average person
or maybe you are right, idk how it actually is
another possibility is that you are just stubborn and speak too quickly, you come up with an explanation and then instantly say / start posting it without giving it 2nd thought or are too stubborn to entertain other possibilities
>>15107 #
Anonymous
>>15106 #
i accept it, i need to better myself on the stubborness and stop spouting thoughts mindlessly
Anonymous
>master of minecraft
>never played minecraft
>look at my minecraft things
genius.com
Anonymous
>>15115 #
Why would you upload yourself kissing somebody on tiktok
Is that part of the genshin lore or something
>>15117 #
Anonymous
>>15117 #
Oh, maybe its just her way of saying hello 👋
Anonymous
>>15120 #
guess you're going to class bud
Anonymous
>>15121 #
Im gonna go back to sleep, I will simply have to see how I feel in 4 hours when I need to go to class
I am not governed by flip, it is a false deity
Anonymous
>>15121 #
plus, the flip command cannot return "flip" so its void
it only returns flap or flop #flip (flop) #flip (flop) #flip (flap) #flip (flop) #flip (flop) #flip (flap) #flip (flop) #flip (flap) #flip (flap) #flip (flap) #flip (flap)
>>15125 #
Anonymous
>>15124 #
that is duuuuuuuumb
maybe it should just be altered to be heads or tails
Anonymous
>>15120 #
I'm on the bus and going to class, so you've gotta go too
Anonymous
Boni bro did you skip clASS
Anonymous
Blogpost update: just fell in love with a cute androgynous girl in my class
>>15129 #
Anonymous
>>15129 #
I heard their voice. It's a confirmed non Penistone haver
Anonymous
Penistone bros...
Anonymous
There's this 4'10 girl in my class that I think is into me. She reads a lot
>>15136 #
Anonymous
>>15136 #
No I'm saving myself for mein fraufu
Anonymous
>>15138 #
how could you? if you dont graduate you'll never get a good job and earn enough money to get a qt gf..
>>15140 #
Anonymous
>>15139 #
>get a good job
Im gonna get a farm and live there until I expire eventually anyways, I dont need a good job
>>15141 #
Anonymous
>>15140 #
as an animal doctor, i approve of farms.
Anonymous
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i think that's how tokfus work. at first you like them for one cosplay, and then slowly even their least good cosplays grow on you and you're refreshing their page multiple times a day to check for new toks, hunched over your desk in a dark basement, spamming F5
>>15147 #
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7253125426690690309 …let’s remember each other on tanabata day, okay #aikotanaka #aikotanakacosplay #goodnightpunpun #goodnightpunpuncosplay #oyasumipunpun #oyasumipunpuncosplay #boanoitepunpun-2.mp4􀄩􀂺􀉣
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>>15146 #
So true bestie
But you also forget the part where you are on google maps in their hometown trying to find a straight that matches up with the shadows in an image they posted on social media showing that they were on google streetview 😅
>>15148 #>>15150 #
Anonymous
>>15147 #
>trying to find a straight
street*
Anonymous
>>15152 #
three milks (I hate the low fat milk but I am still doing my fast, havent eaten for like 56 hours now)
Anonymous
>>15155 #
Bread, ketchup, mustard, onion and cheese
Sounds like a classic burg
Anonymous
>>15155 #
no cheese also
just bread
Anonymous
wake up joe biden
Anonymous
>>15160 #
>4 hours in a room with no fresh air, estrogenized oxygen molecules and no german class
its over
>>15163 #
Anonymous
okay i have to admit it, boni mogged abbles in that tok contest.
maybe it's time to delete my abbles folder and become a boni bro
Anonymous
can you upload a boni archive?
>>15171 #
Anonymous
>>15179 #
how is she confident enough to wear THAT cosplay in public, especially in a place in a HARDWARE STORE
>>15183 #>>15184 #
Anonymous
>>15182 #
SHE IS A CONFIDENT KWEEN ALRIGHT
Anonymous
drimking tea? #8ball (Maybe)
drimking tea? #8ball (Maybe)
Anonymous
wow
Anonymous
drinking boba? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
>>15191 #
Anonymous
>>15195 #
i roll for french kiss #d20 (9)
Anonymous
im never losing my virginity with this
Anonymous
>he isn't replying to my kiss
it's so over
Anonymous
haha imagine getting drunk with a bunch of cute scandi boys...
Anonymous
>>15215 #
nvm it works now, had to disable the brave adblocker since it was stopping some cookies to be enabled
Anonymous
/ttg/ spin the bottle.
i go first
#d3 (3)
Anonymous
whoops, looks like I have to kiss you anon #3 ;)
Anonymous
oh fuck i meant #d3 (1)
Anonymous
Gay time is over.
Stop being gay and get back to work.
Anonymous
I'm going on the bus now
>>15225 #
Anonymous
>>15225 #
I can't, sorry, I have d&dpodcasts to listen to
Anonymous
what do d6d podcasts even talk about? is ist just an audio-only version of a campaign that someone else is playing?
>>15228 #
Anonymous
>>15229 #
It's fun and entertaining
Anonymous
Germans can order food and drinks through discord, just saw an ad for that on twitch
thats crazy
Anonymous
Saw a video of a swedish person speaking english and I had the monthly reminder that I sound like an elf when I speak english
>>15235 #
Anonymous
I had a dream that I was Boniposting on /fit/ and AP was responding to me in the thread but also writing the exact same thing on neko to make it known that it was him that was responding to me
Anonymous
i had a dream where AP was playing valo with me
>>15238 #
Anonymous
>>15237 #
he is so good at that game
I managed to bribe the valorant developers to put me in a match with him and he was the best player, he top fragged
Anonymous
LoL is fun
t. level 5 faggot
>>15240 #
Anonymous
>>15242 #
i jus bought gwen with blue essence, and miss fortune(they gave you her for free anyways)
Anonymous
nonie only plays girl champions hihi
Anonymous
Looking at the questions we were supposed to have done for today and discussed in the class that I skipped
MaybeI shouldnt have skipped hehehe we do a little trolling
>>15246 #
Anonymous
>>15245 #
get troled you fucked up your entire semester, now do it again next year
>>15247 #
Anonymous
LoL match was fun, 5/10
>>15251 #
Anonymous
>>15250 #
You should get one of the champs with a hook ability like blitz or thresh and curbstomp these noobs
>>15252 #
Anonymous
>>15251 #
i will, had to switch to missy fortune cuz gwen has only close range attacks that are suicide tier, shame on me for choosing her basely on looks
>>15253 #>>15254 #
Anonymous
>>15252 #
yeah gwen sounds kinda hard for a new player to learn
Anonymous
>>15252 #
it's okay, she's invincible
Anonymous
he picked gwen cus of the emiru cosplay I bet
gwen as a champ is pretty difficult and starting off iwth her as one of your first isnt advisable, would probably go for something easier like garen if you are into melee top laners
>>15262 #
Anonymous
>>15257 #
The whole point of a fast is that you arent supposed to eat
+
>>15259 #
Anonymous
>>15259 #
yeah Im still doing a liquid fast, Im not eating any solids
I drink like 1.5 L of milk a day with one scoop of protein powder for half of that and thats it
>>15261 #
Anonymous
>>15260 #
yoooo
bro must be stinkin up the room with his farts rn
bro is living in the auschwitz showers 💀
Anonymous
>>15249 #
me when I get my hands on that little rat bastard
ricky, when I catch you ricky, when I catch you ricky, ricky, when I catch you ricky
Anonymous
>>15276 #
fucking great choice of a character anonie, i really mean it
t. gnome wizard
Anonymous
I offered to run vampire the masquerade and nobody was interested. Kekarooney.

At least the cutest girl in the club is in my group. The transgirl who is president kept coming over to talk to her and gave her a back of sweets that was her favourite.
>>15279 #
Anonymous
>>15279 #
Yeah! I got to speak to new people and be super comfy in the environment knowing I'm the alpha male in that group
>>15281 #
Anonymous
>>15284 #
💀
☝️ akshually it's bengali food
Anonymous
>>15288 #
forgot about that 💀, to be in topic, chicken tikka masala is too good to not expect pipol to not buy it
Anonymous
I saw frozen chicken tikka masala at trader joes the other day but it was $6 for a tiny portion
i swear indian food is so expensive for how little you get
There was also a massive bag of kung pao chicken so I just bought that instead
>>15291 #
Anonymous
why cant i sleep
i need to wake up in 5hours
>>15295 #
Anonymous
>>15291 #
the indians in my city make you pay like 18 euro (pre-currency devaluation, now like 13 euro but still as costly in native money) for a single meal that isnt even filling
Anonymous
It's so funny that I can reference a dumb YouTube video and anon remember it
Anonymous
this place is like a discord server
>>15302 #
Anonymous
besides tiktok where do you guys find new music to listen to?
>>15343 #
Anonymous
good morning discord
Anonymous
>>15312 #
bro you share a country with Detroit probably
that's honestly worse
Anonymous
>>15315 #
good luck finance anon
Anonymous
>brown guy sits next to me at bus stop
>glance over at his phone
>he is on shitgpt asking it about programming
I respect the hustle but it just strengthens my preconceived notions on the type of people that care about such fickle technology
>>15322 #
Anonymous
>>15320 #
I hope chatgpt releases some kind of function that allows people to check if text is taken from chatgpt. because people shouldn't be using it to cheat in college, even if it sometimes just spits out nonsense babble that an unintellectual would copy and paste and get a fail for.
>>15324 #
Anonymous
lots of imposters in this thread, they are among us
sus
Anonymous
>>15322 #
>even if it sometimes just spits out nonsense babble that an unintellectual would copy and paste and get a fail for.
it already does this
>chatgpt releases some kind of function that allows people to check if text is taken from chatgpt
they have said this is impossible
>>15326 #
Anonymous
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>>15324 #
11labs said they were releasing something that you could run an audio through to check if it was 11labs, this was basically like 2 weeks after the software released. I refuse to believe chatgpt can't do the same thing, unless of course, chatgpt is being coded by chatgpt, and the prompt engineers don't know how to make that happen.
>>15325 #
I need to download more bonis
Anonymous
If I didnt have limited bandwidth on my phone I would megu for bonis
minha flor
>>15349 #
Anonymous
I will megu for bonis for you
Anonymous
>>15346 #
Do you think streamers like Emiru have personal trainers and dieticians or do they just look good naturally? I'm of course talking about female streamers, male streamers are all like asmongold and look like gremlins despite being multi-millionaires.
>>15348 #
Anonymous
>>15347 #
streamers like emiru are rich as fuck so i won't be surprised if they hire any personal trainers to keep their body shape in tiptop forms, OR they could have a really restrictive diet, like eating one big meal once a day or something similar
Anonymous
>>15327 #
>say this
>then think "hmm I could open megu for a little while, it shouldnt hurt
>2 toks later I get a text
>"Hi. You have used all of your bandwitdh for this month"
lol
>>15350 #
Anonymous
>>15349 #
i posted all those megu toks and you never got to see them :/
Anonymous
boni OWES anon money for more bandwidth.
>>15354 #
Anonymous
>>15353 #
so true
I can also compromise with getting another tok upload this week
Anonymous
just realised in my dream reki uploaded 3 new toks, i went to check them, and they're not there.
even in my dreams I am being teased with the promise of tiktoks, that never manifest
>>15357 #
Anonymous
>>15363 #
feedback: Anon needs to spend more time studying and less time learning Portuguese
>>15365 #
Anonymous
playing cs
russniggers are not human
that is all
Anonymous
playing dota
russniggers are not human
that is all
Anonymous
living in russia
russniggers are not human
that is all
Anonymous
>russian says
>oookayy russophobe?? racist??
I say "Yes"
they kick me
Anonymous
>>15371 #
I had spaghetti bolognese
Anonymous
mom said we have to cook some food
i dont have the heart to tell her that I have transcended, that I no longer require sustenance
Anonymous
>>15377 #
weren't you JUST bulking? How do you go from bulking to fasting
>>15379 #
Anonymous
>>15378 #
I was bulking as recently as 2 weeks ago, then I went down to maintenance for a week before I started doing this fast
None of this was planned, it just happened
I plan to go back to bulking when this is over but idk, shits fucked right now
>>15380 #
Anonymous
>>15379 #
instead of cycling between bulking and fasting, why not find a middle ground called.. eating normally...
>>15381 #
Anonymous
>>15381 #
So like, why not just eat a couple hundred calories more than usual per day? I don't understand why you're fasting if you want to gain weight.
>>15383 #
Anonymous
>>15382 #
Thats literally what a bulk is
Who am I even talking to, this is so strange
>I don't understand why you're fasting if you want to gain weight.
I wont go into it now but I have a reason for it, the reason logically makes no sense but there is one
>>15385 #
Anonymous
Indian protein shake
[YouTube] ???
I have been watching too many indian street "food" videos recently. Absolutely revolting
>>15388 #
Anonymous
>>15383 #
i hope you get to your goal wait anon, sorry for maybe coming across as trolling you, i was just genuinely confused, but i trust that you know what you're doing.
>>15386 #
Anonymous
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>>15385 #
Im not trying to hit a goal weight, neither with my bulk nor with this current fast
the bulk will continue until I cannot stand how flabby I look (and/or I reach 100kg, whichever comes first), the fast is for a health reason
I never took your posts as trolling, I just could not understand what you meant since you were talking about "why are you bulking, why not just do (describes bulking)"
I do have it under control dont worry, as soon as I notice that my issue has stopped or what Im starting to feel concern for my health (due to brainfog or some shit like that) ill just start munching on my meat and beans again, its all under control
only day Ive felt any particular hunger has been today actually, and thats despite drinking my brotein shake an hour ago, other days Ive been fine
>>15390 #
Anonymous
>>15384 #
100% that hindu nigga sharted in the streets before cookin that one
>>15389 #
Anonymous
>>15390 #
you can keep your weight unless you are donating 10 kg of muscle
>>15392 #
Anonymous
>>15391 #
nope it's 10kg of the fattiest wait possible, literally just pure grease
Anonymous
>>15389 #
this drink will cause the entire tapeworm family to spawn in your stomach
Anonymous
i literally have to look away from my screen as i type this because that picture above is so disgusting. please dont post it again, i cant look at neko until it's scrolled off my screen
>>15396 #
Anonymous
you can hide it, click the little downwards chevron
Anonymous
>he posted it again
alright cya later neko #autobahn
BANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
Anonymous
time to walk le pups (they are not puppies anymore) and then go curl some metal rods and plates
>>15404 #
Anonymous
>>15402 #
enjoy ur puppies walk homie
Anonymous
strange observation: TIMI warning since going on this fast, I have not had any urge to jerk it
Anonymous
>>15406 #
TMI is too much information
TIMI is my right pointer finger having a mind of its own and skipping steps
Anonymous
i literally logged back into neko and that fucking image is STILL on my screen, stop posting it please.
>>15409 #
Anonymous
>>15408 #
I just posted that video to my friend to spread the message even further
You VILL drink the Desi Protein Shake
Anonymous
i really really really like this image
Anonymous
its all yours my friend
Anonymous
I can do 10 pull ups, for she (the last 2-3 have minor kipping)
Anonymous
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if you guys are the type to enjoy farming (You)s on 4chan, just lurk /fit/ for when a new Fat People Hate thread is about to be baked and within the top few posts type something like this
Anonymous
I figured out how to hide posts. We're all gonna make it bros.
Anonymous
>>15419 #
if you play your cards right and only hide during your mulligan, you could end up with a top deck reki post
>>15421 #
Anonymous
>>15420 #
WTH I JUST OPENED MEGU AND IT WAS A REKI TOK. THAT IS MILLIONS TO ONE.
Anonymous
>>15423 #
she has not cosplayed Mami yet :(
Anonymous
>>15428 #
WHATEVER, all brazilians look the same
Anonymous
>>15430 #
even the d2 knows the only right answer
Anonymous
>>15432 #
I just watched super auto pets for like 2 hours straight...
Anonymous
LoL(Laughing Out Loud) time? #8ball (Yes)
Anonymous
will anon win in lOl? #8ball (No)
Anonymous
classic
Anonymous
>>15436 #
>types "I disagree"
OWNED
Anonymous
man, the amount of times in recent memory that I have thought "it would be so fucking tasty to eat ____ right now" is crazy
saw a vid of chicken nuggets, considered ordeering chicken nuggets and then remembered im not eating
Anonymous
for me? it's sushi. I haven't had sushi in like six weeks and i'm CRAVING it
Anonymous
i need hot dog with mustard
>>15442 #
Anonymous
>>15441 #
this neko wants phallic objects in his mouth
Anonymous
finished LoL match, we lost, the enemy team had an Aatrox and Teemo that ripped asses apart like bags of chips
>>15444 #
Anonymous
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>When it comes to showers, Brazil is the leader of the pack, and the cleanest. While only 7% of Brazilians take a bath, 99% report taking weekly showers. How many showers? On average, Brazilians take two showers a day or 14 showers a week.
>>15448 #>>15453 #
Anonymous
>>15446 #
>only 7% take a bath
who /daily bath/ here
Anonymous
>>15449 #
are you going at 4 am or what was the time you decided upon?
>>15451 #
Anonymous
Is it bad that I want to try the hindu yellow goop protein shake
but like not prepped by indians, like done properly
>>15454 #>>15455 #
Anonymous
>>15446 #
it makes sense, they are probably sweating balls in that weather
Anonymous
>>15452 #
yes
that literally looked like dog diarrhea when they have eaten too much fat and cant digest it all so it collects as a yellow sludge slime over the diarrhea
>>15456 #
Anonymous
>>15454 #
>>15455 #
You guys say it's disgusting and I can also see that for myself.
But clearly those indians seem to be paying money for this stuff.
My brain wants to reconcile the two and be sure that it's either disgusting or not disgusting
>>15457 #
Anonymous
>>15457 #
chill out man, maybe we should discuss this over two glasses of indian yellow goop
Anonymous
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ok ok so I looked it up
apparently all it is is:
- water
- roasted chickpea powder
- suagar

I think it just looked really weird because this dood was mixing it with a wooden spoon instead of with a blender but that doesn't sound ALL horrible.
I wonder if it would taste like one of those vegan protein shakes which use soybean if done properly.
>>15461 #>>15462 #
Anonymous
>>15460 #
does it has a specific name? if its that simple i might try it at home
Anonymous
>politicians make a big deal about a "mass deportation", going as far as to make a twitter post of an airplane with the text "Goodbye Hassan" overlayed
>they only deported twenty eight (28) arabs
lol
>>15466 #
Anonymous
>>15461 #
optional ingredients include:
- lime or lemon juice
- mint leaves
- cumin powder

It's probably lime juice and mint
Anonymous
>>15463 #
>they only deported twenty eight (28) arabs
that's just one average arabic family
>>15467 #
Anonymous
>>15466 #
yeah
I think someone said that arabs pop out another 60 every day
Anonymous
>>15465 #
that does look similar but also not close at all
compare that to >>15455 # absolutely fucking vile
Anonymous
I gag at the idea of that green semen concoction touching my lips and innards
>>15473 #>>15474 #
Anonymous
>>15474 #
pass on super powers if thats the cost
Anonymous
>>15474 #
50/50 chance of either getting a disease or getting a super reinforced stomach
Anonymous
except rude words....
Anonymous
how ARE you guys
Anonymous
>>15486 #
OHNONONONO PLEASE NOOOOO
*google translate appears*
AIEEEE
>>15489 #
Anonymous
cs2 out
officially
Anonymous
that the damn shooty game?
>>15493 #
Anonymous
>>15495 #
oh hmm i thought there was like a playable version out before
>>15497 #
Anonymous
>>15496 #
I did not have fun in it but thats because I had a bunch of 10 year old russians in my team
Anonymous
im gonna order an indian for dinner. any suggestions on what dish i should get?
>>15499 #
Anonymous
ok jokes aside idk i like tikka masala, the indian place near me used to make really good naan bread iwth like a nut paste (no, not that type of nut) that was sweet and crunchy it was so g ood
>>15501 #
Anonymous
>>15500 #
TIKKA MASALA??? 😡😡
>indian place
IT'S BENGALI FOOD YOU FUCKING CHUD
>>15502 #
Anonymous
>>15501 #
and the person who made the food was nepalese
all the same to me
Anonymous
I'm also sleeping, gnightlunabosters
>>15508 #
Anonymous
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>play my first CS2 match
>of course its NUKE the best map
>get a team of willing participants all with microphones
>it starts off rough but we clutch it and win 13-10
>I top frag after having been <1kd early game
>100% winrate so far
its so easy man cs2 rocks
Anonymous
are ya winnin son
Anonymous
AP I have a theory of why you were banned from sturdy. I am convinced sturdy is a honeypot. I am convinced you were banned because you were pushing for an organic revolt against that fed honeypot by demanding admin enforce the rules. When you reported kay that's when they decided "this guy is a total enemy and we need to crush him".
You were so brave with that move by the way. Very bold. "if the law isn't gonna be enforced then I will become the law" kind of energy. kinda like vigilanteism, or militia justice. very cool. I admire dudes like you.
I salute you AP o/
>>15517 #
Anonymous
>>15511
this is an accurate and sane analysis of AP's feud with sturdychan.
Anonymous
>>15511 #
having known sturdymin personally, i very much doubt this theory. i think he just banned me because i made it slightly harder for kay to be pipelined.
Anonymous
>>15516 #
>indian protein shake.jpg
Anonymous
im so fricking bored holy heck.
when i go to uni i wake up at like 6am and im there until like 7pm.
on my days off i just do nothing!! i woke up at 9am, its currently 1:30pm and im bored
>>15522 #
Anonymous
>return my headphones to store because a plastic bracket broke, was going to check if it could be repaired under warranty
>store says "yeah mate itll be a few days max innit"
>a month passes
>hey man your headphones are done now, you can pick them up. they didnt pass under warranty but since it took so long the downstream decided to do it under warranty anyways
W
>>15524 #>>15526 #
Anonymous
>>15523 #
within like 1 month of me buying these headphones last year I managed to snap the 3.5mm jack so that it only played sounds through both ears when it was plugged in at a certain angle
it seems like they tested the headphones, found this out and really didnt want to repair it for free but felt obligated due to their tardiness on doing the repair at all
absolutely kekking, the greatest heist Ive ever pulled. they repaired something I already had came to terms about it being broken forever
we cannot stop winning, nekobros
>>15526 #
Anonymous
devilish lad
Anonymous
>>15523 #
>>15524 #
nekoposters are truly blessed by the gods. how can you read this and not think we're lucky sons of guns?
Anonymous
Us nekos truly are God's children
Anonymous
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With every passing day, my hunger for food grows stronger, grows more restless, unbound by mortality
My lust for sustenance consumes me
I was considering fast food as my returning meal but I said nay, tis but a symptom of addiction, I must stay resolute and eat traditional homecooked meals.
Will I do so today, as I believe myself to be in the clear after having achieved the goal I set out to surpass? Perchance it will be so.
But the time will come
>>15529 #
Anonymous
>>15528 #
should this nigga eat a burger #8ball (It can't be helped)
Anonymous
>see a new norafawn post
yeah she wants me fr
Anonymous
>>15532 #
i was a bit too drunk one day and called up steam support to delete my acc, technically i can still get it back under 30 days but rn im too lazy for that
>>15534 #
Anonymous
>>15535 #
deleting an old accoutn and making a new one gives you a sense of control? what?
>>15538 #
Anonymous
heh, i really am the alpha male, i told that bitch steam support worker to delete my steam account and he actually did it the madman
>>15539 #>>15540 #
Anonymous
>>15537 #
I don't understand where are you getting this "alpha male" shit from to begin with matey
Anonymous
>>15537 #
Now tell that bitch to recover that shit
Anonymous
>>15538 #
have you been drinking ever since you were 1.5 months sober?
>>15542 #
Anonymous
>>15543 #
my bad remembered it wrongly, i made a post about it
Anonymous
>>15546 #
eminem superman. a classic. he basically wrote it about me.
>>15548 #
Anonymous
>>15548 #
i dont need a saviour, im already saved by the bell.
Anonymous
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We're more than the sum of our parts
forged in a lab but we got heart
Breaking the wall, more than we seem
There's a ghost in the machine
The AI incredibly smart
Built to be state of the art now
Having a ball, powered by steam
There's a ghost in the machine

THERES A GHOOOST IN THE MACHINEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee
theres a ghost in the machine machine machine machine machineeeeeeE

WE'RE MORE THAN THE SUM OF OUR PARTS
WE'RE MORE THAN THE SUM OF OUR PAAARRTSSS
THERES A GHOST IN THA MACHINE A GHOST IN THE MACHIIINEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7250709395024203054 NO NO NO 😡 #toychica#fivenightsatfreddys#toychicafnafedit#toychicafnaf#toychicafnaf2#toychicacosplay#michaelafton#michaelaftonedit#michaelaftonedit#aftonfamily#fnafmovie _264.mp4􀄩􀂺􀉣
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I've been suffering from an ear ache this past week. Not sure if it's from ear wax buildup, or an ear infection. I always seem to get one around this time of year, always in my right ear, and the pain comes later in the day, never in the morning, so I'm leaning more towards ear wax buildup as an infection would be painful all the time, right?

I'm not a fan, it's made me grouchy and annoyed. Just came back from a little walk, and I'm pain free and feel much better. Did the painkillers I took right before the walk actually solve the pain issue? Perhaps.

But, it made me think, I need to appreciate things more, this ear infection could kill me. So this is me saying I appreciate you neko.

thanks.
>>15561 #
Anonymous
is the NHS that overworked that you cannot go to a GP and get it checked? I thought you said you were going to the doc this tuesday or something
>>15553 #
Anonymous
>>15552 #
I might make an APpointment on wednesday if it still exists then.
The issue is you can't make appointments days in advance. It's either ON THE DAY, or at minimum 2 weeks in advance.

So if you want an appointment that day, you call up at 8am and ask if they're available, and they give you a timeslot.
>>15554 #
Anonymous
>>15553 #
lmao that sounds like a mess, if you are a working individual are you just supposed to take sick days and pray you get to go to the doctor for your ails, or do you call in during work hours and if you cant get a time after you end, you tell your boss "sorry ol pal o mine chap, i've got to dash!"?
sounds like a really inefficient system
>>15555 #
Anonymous
>>15554 #
8am is usually before work starts, and believe me, if you call later than 8:20am, ALL the available slots will already be taken.
You seriously have to ring the phone at 8:01am if you want an appointment that day.
Anonymous
>>15556 #
>outside at 7pm and clapped
I remember these videos, slight chuckles were had the first few tiimes I saw them
cute boni
>>15559 #
Anonymous
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She's my queen, lady of my dreams
She seems cold but she's sweet as ice cream
Always got my back when I need assistance
Long range looker, stunning from a distance
Anonymous
>>15557 #
As someone who lived it. Mum did it literally just to see which of our neighbours didn't do it.

It's all performative. Its pathetic.

We shouldnt be proud of our health service. It's expensive, slow, and fucking shit. Many European countries do it better and cheaper. Yet no politician can ever publicly say anything except for "we'll give more money to the NHS"
>>15560 #
Anonymous
>>15551 #
Is it pain or discomfort? Ive gotten discomfort, hearing loss, and loss of balance from earwax buildup but never pain. It could be something else.
>>15563 #>>15562 #
Anonymous
>>15561 #
Discomfort thatslowly grows topain in the last few hours of the day
>>15564 #
Anonymous
>>15561 #
Also, when I put in some ear drops that break up ear wax, the pain lessened. I'm doing that every night now.
>>15564 #
Anonymous
>The X app recommend that i follow my high school computer science teacher
WTF bros, how in hell do they KNOW???
Anonymous
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Decended into madness, a painful black abyss
I'm powered by sadness, the depths of loneliness,
You can say I'm odd and you can point and sneer and snicker
the only thing it's going to do is cause the game to end quicker
Cause I'm a heavy hitter, I'll watch your lights flicker
pain emitter, leave you on the ground like you're a pile of litter
You should reconsider my offer before you meet your end
so let me ask you one more time, You wanna be friends?
Anonymous
>>15567 #
I only learned league lore through arcane yuri fanart of powder and vi
>>15569 #
Anonymous
>>15568 #
>arcane
>league lore
its not real league lore and its the nu-age invention they made to appeal to normies
old league had actual lore, a living universe
>>15570 #
Anonymous
>>15564 #
I'm sure I'll feel better by momday
Anonymous
also isnt powder like 8 years old?
>>15573 #
Anonymous
>>15572 #
I never watched the show I just think jinx is hot
Anonymous
>>15576 #
Tokfu behaviour. They do be playing league a lot
Anonymous
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Im not necessarily hungry but I am CRAVING FOOD
My mouth feels restless, my stomach is lethargic, my bowels are begging for work
I think this is my body telling me it wants salts, protein, fat and other things
Saw a nigga eating eggs and I was like "man I could just easily go upstairs and whip up some eggs, fry them sumbitches and eat them RIGHT NOW and nobody could stop me, I would probably even fucking cum from doing it"
but I might go to sleep hungry one last time and then eat something fucking amazing tomorrow. Imagine if I fuck up the cooking and it tastes like dogshit tomorrow hahaha I would feel so bad might even make a joke about it being worth killing myself over
>>15582 #
Anonymous
Do bitches really like league of legends?
I thought it was a nerdy thing to be into since you have 100+ characters whose abilities you need to know. Shit, I don’t even remember what some of the new champs do.
>>15580 #>>15581 #
Anonymous
>>15579 #
they like genshin impact more in 2023 or whatever other animu gacha its famous on the market
Anonymous
>>15579 #
My tokfu reki really likes it and plays it a lot. My ex-tokfu abbles also plays it a lot.

I dunno, maybe I'm just into girls who play league?
Anonymous
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The best tokfus all play league and roblox
Coincidentally, these are the games that my tokfu enjoys. Silly how things like that just incidentally line up haha no bias at all
Anonymous
The best tokfus are from Berlin, Germany. Coincidentally...
Anonymous
Looking at /fph/ in my famished state
These are not real people. Not eating is literally so fucking easy, how do fat people exist
How do people fail their diets, I am not particularly strong-minded and I just decided to not eat for a week and bam its been a week
Anonymous
>both main lecturers on my degree are foreign
>I struggle to understand half of what they say
Is it racist to want English teachers for English students?
>>15589 #
Anonymous
Sorry lads
I'm going to sleep
Goodnight
>>15591 #
Anonymous
gmneko my ear still hurty
Anonymous
Today I will be rejoining the mortals and consume my first meal in a week
On todays menu: Bolognese and choccy milk
Anonymous
Not eating food did not magically turn food into the most orgasmic experience of flavour imaginable
it was pretty all right. not hyped at all to start my bulk again
Anonymous
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>Doing assignment whilst listening to music
>Song comes on, think nothing of it
>Then the beat switches and I just stop and listen. Chest feels heavy with sorrow and I no longer exist in a mortal plane but somewhere in the abyss
I love music so much now bros I cant believe I hated music for like 3 weeks
Anonymous
why are the best songs always the shortest
I want more of it but its literally 61 seconds long
aghghhhh
Anonymous
>that other site is hosting literal zoophiliac porn of people fingering horses assholes and having anal sex with dogs
>next door to the "teenaged girl fan club"
totally normal website btw
>>15611 #
Anonymous
thats just straight up a federal crime but its been there and active for 3 months or so
hmm
>>15611 #
Anonymous
hey neko im going to the shops, do you want anything?
>>15610 #
Anonymous
>>15609 #
one indian protein shake please
Anonymous
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>>15611 #
also reported them to PETA for the animal stuff.

yep, pretty sure that's gonna be the final blow.
Anonymous
Is it possible that sturdy admin just didn't see that animal shit
>>15614 #
Anonymous
>>15613 #
there's a thread called "feral/zoo" with over 300 posts, on a board he supposedly monitors posts on frequently. there's also loli and shota threads. even 4chan bans loli and 4chan is like the darkweb.
>>15618 #>>15838 #
Anonymous
>>15614 #
>go on /all/
>it was on the first page
>up for 3 months
at some point you have to reasonably assume that he should have seen it
Anonymous
as well as scrolling not even half the page on /d/ makes you see it
Anonymous
im gonna say it, it's not gonna be popular but someone has to say it.

Adam Ragusea makes comfy youtube videos
>>15621 #
Anonymous
>>15620 #
>it's not gonna be popular
>that spoiler
he might be one of the least controversial, most safe foodtubers out there
I was expecting you to not say the popular thing when you started that spoiler
>>15622 #
Anonymous
>>15621 #
I figured there might be a few Ethan Chabowski or Joshua Weissman stans here that I could fight
>>15623 #
Anonymous
>>15622 #
I think its already been discussed here but out of the people that watch foodtubers on neko it seems like you all agree that you like ragusea and prefer his videos over the other guys
>Joshua Weissman
the most soy (yet somewhat normal) guy I have ever met has his cookbook in his kitchen
they both fit the bill
>>15624 #>>15625 #
Anonymous
>>15623 #
>soy yet normal
ngl, I kinda aspire to be this. Quirky, Nerdy, a little reddit, but "normal"
Anonymous
>>15624 #
yeah but he isnt a fag, thats why I changed it to guy
I dont like the guy but that doesnt mean that he is a fag
>>15628 #
Anonymous
>>15626 #
you can call people fags without them being homos(example: normalfags)
its just internet lingo not to be taken literally
>>15630 #
Anonymous
>>15628 #
yeah I know but thats not what I mean, I wasnt saying he wasnt a homosexual faggot, I was saying that despite me not liking him and him acting and being a fag, I dont think he is a fag (in the same way that a normalfag is a fag), he has not earned that title and it would be out of my moral compass to call him something as an insult which he isnt
fuck him though, hes somewhat of a fag ngl
Anonymous
>>15627 #
damn, brazil houses are THAT big? boni doesn't live in a favela, she fricking owns a favela. look at how tall the ceilings are
>>15633 #>>15634 #
Anonymous
fact: all brazil tokkers are upper class
Anonymous
>>15631 #
all the 'fus from latin america are most likely from the local upper class
Anonymous
>>15635 #
favela fucking sucked man idk what you are sniffing
trash map only good for that one commando pro tactical knife montage video with LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOR song
>>15637 #
Anonymous
>>15636 #
get good. I dropped many N bombs on this map
Translator's Note: N bombs refers to Nuclear Bombs, the 25 killstreak in MW2
Anonymous
>>15639 #
I dont know what this is referring to
I dropped my first N bomb on this map iirc
also featured in my first trickshot clantage on this map
>>15641 #
Anonymous
>>15642 #
>machinima sold out to another company and deleted ALL their videos (over 13,000 videos)
>>15644 #
Anonymous
>>15643 #
kids these days have it so much better
we grew up with dogshit no sovl like machinina videos and kids these days get to experience real kino cinematic masterclass like Skibidi Toilet
>>15645 #
Anonymous
I am one step away from downloading cs:s, opening up gamebanana and installing a bunch of skins
>>15650 #
Anonymous
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I will pay an indonesian click farm to vote for Reki at the 2023 Tokkies
Despite this, Boni will win. There will be an international rush to vote for her, the entire website will temporarily shut down, the internet will be up in arms.
It has been written
>>15648 #
Anonymous
>>15649 #
don't threaten me with a good time ;)
Anonymous
will the tokkers upload tonight? #8ball (Maybe)
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7261813738808937734 #dueto com @Boni logicalrain59 fan account cala a BOCA bubble juice-264.mp4􀄩􀂺􀉣
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She went on a big rant on twitter about how fujoshi are demonized for their mlm obsession but "disgusting men" who obsess over lesbians do not get the same treatment
I agree with her on the double standard and men who obsess over lesbians end up trannying out anyways
She is so wise
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>>15654 #
so true bestie. my internet friend who i have said i think might be going trans, now that i've been thinking about it some more in a recent TTRPG session he included a lesbian NPC who owned a quaint bookstore and obsessed over a series of chinese fantasy female protaganist "sapphic" novels.

was it a self insert? time will tell..
>>15657 #
Anonymous
>>15654 #
I think this only happens because fujoshis hang around the kind of crowd who cares about shit like this and men who watch lesbian porno do not
>>15657 #
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>>15655 #
lmao it likely is
its the classic case of lesbian-lover to mtf tranny, happens way too often
>>15656 #
theres a difference between "men who watch lesbian porno" and what I was talking about, men who "obsess over lesbians"
these people do not just watch lesbian porno, they exclusively watch lesbian porno and try to ship women together and shit liek that, basically a male fujoshi
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>>15657 #
i dont hate transpeople, i just hate that they get groomed into self harming themselves to appease a small but very vocal cult.
>>15659 #>>15661 #
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>>15658 #
yeah I dont hate any group either, its the individual cases that I dislike and also the cycle as a whole
much like most things like that, it spreads through grooming (be it explicit or through implicit means such as peer pressure) and individuals longing for an inclusive in-group
trannyism is somewhat the same as people going from regular people to devoted antisemites, racial supremacists and stuff like that
when you have groups that will always be inclusive as long as you fit the lowest common denominator (be X skin colour, be X religion or be X gender identity) then lonely people will get pipelined into believing its sermons because their comfort and membership in said groups directly hangs on them aligning themselves with the group
>>15661 #
yes of course, I think theres a very small subset of individuals who genuinely believe themselves to be the other gender (or that they would fit more if they were the other gender as opposed to their assigned at birth one) but even then I still think you should just keep being the sex you are and just break gender norms instead of taking chemicals with very harsh side effects just to become a frankengender
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>>15657 #
does that exist? never heard of that b4
Anonymous
>>15658 #
>>15659 #
I think even without the grooming there will always be some subset of the population who are a bit mangled in the brain, who would all be more comfortable on hormones than without
If only those people transitioned in quiet and nobody else ever cared about transgender/nonbinary/whatever culture, I could not care less.
>>15659 #
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>>15659 #
one major thing is i also just don't understand it at all, i can't wrap my head around disliking your body so much that you're willing to go through hormonal and eventually permanent physical surgery to change that. granted, i dont watch anyone that goes "all the way" so maybe im just missing the perspective, even the tokkers i watch that are transgender, like abbles, jawfu, zureeal, etc. they're all frauds? they claim to be trans, but pretty much seem to just present as cute tomboyish girls. they might talk about hormones, but it's always a future thing, there's always an excuse.

i just think ppl should be happy with themselves :)
i was depressed for a while, so maybe i should be more understanding but my depression stemmed from feeling trapped and helpless in life, an inability to get a job, a dead-end education, i dont have any real body crippling body insecurities so i really cant understand it
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>>15662 #
I think people subconsciously realize that being a non-conforming gender identity gives them clout and is a pretty good substitute for a personality, since you can talk about that with other people as opposed to finding real topics to talk about. Then they rationalize that, since they dont have to transition right now, they can just push the envelope further forward so that they dont need to undergo actual changes beyond nickname, pronoun and aesthetic. Its probably the easiest way to find an in-group in the common day
The only ones that actually do go the distance when it comes to ftm trannies are usually people that were abused in some extent during their formative years, they try to escape from what makes them feminine and attractive to their abusers by either going giga-emo or by becoming a man. for mtfs its 99% of the time just a fetish, go read random posts from people asking "am I trans??" and you will see that they just talk about shit like "Ive always liked crossdressing and I get an euphoria boner when I put on womens panties or imagine myself having sex as a girl"
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>>15664 #
i've definitely noticed the mtf community mostly just being men that are attracted to the idea of being a "sissy". there's such a huge overlap with porn that it's hard to believe any mtf actually things of women beyond being sex objects, they're arguably the most sexist individuals of all.
at least you could say the true blue ftms generally aren't doing it for porn reasons, because they're actively making themselves uglier (women are better looking than men, this is a scientific fact and not just my opinions as the straightest man on neko)
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picrel is just a screenshot of an mtf "debunking autogynephilia" so you dont miss anything if you dont wanna open it but theres on excerpt that is really funny
>I used the whole "It is just a fetish" nonsense to keep myself in denial for decades. It was never just a fetish. But I can see why it is such a common and powerful misconception.
>For me at least, I realize now in hindsight that certain types of porn and certain gender-affirming clothes (read: probably panties) would induce gender euphoria, and it was that euphoria and the dopamine that came with it that I was constantly chasing.
bold part is mine
Its hilarious, he is describing a fetish and an addiction and saying that it isnt one, and stuff like this arent isolated incidents
>>15670 #
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>>15664 #
>>15665 #
In all fairness though I'm a male and I enjoy and GET OFF TO being explicitly masculine and dominent in bed and having women be submissive
This is such a common sentiment that you can't even call it a fetish

Maybe we're all guilty of auto-[whatever gender]-philia (god i fucking hate greek and latin vocab) to an extent
>>15668 #>>15670 #
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>>15667 #
If you cannot get off without those prerequisites being fulfilled, then it absolutely is a fetish. Thats what a fetish is
If you need to chase being as masculine and possible and as dominant as possible then you have a domination fetish, thats what the tranny was explaining, he was chasing the high off of cross-dressing and looking at "certain types of porn"
>>15669 #
You need to read the letters as they are written, Im not talking about "not enjoying" the opposite, you are going e contrario, I am talking about, by all means, no confusion requiring it to be a certain way and then having to push it to further lengths each time to top it
Even if you were having sex with a woman normally, on equal grounds, if you cannot experience any sexual satisfaction at all unless you are whipping her around and her being more or less a slave, then you have a fetish
>>15669 #
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>>15667 #
Straight Maculine Chiseled Jaw Male here. I GET OFF to MONSTER TRUCKS and GUNS and EXPLOSIONS and BIG TITS and PRODUCTS FROM THE COCA COLA™ CORPORATION.
>>15666 #
I checked out the blogpost they linked to, of course, it was literally just a blogpost, so it's irrelevant. I have written many blogposts on /ttg/ but I'm not an expert in the "losercore" demographic.
The blogpost links to a "study", well, it's more of a collaboration of studies, the vast majority of citations are previous work of the author, unfortunately I realised it's all psychology bullshit, so it's irrelevant scientifically. psychology isn't a real field and people that pretend to study it are grifters.

I will simply go with my beliefs, which is, AGP definitely exists, and whilst I'm sure there are genuine trans mtf folk out there, the vast vast vast majority I see online are weirdly sexual porn addicted men.
Anonymous
>>15669 #
and you seem to have the definition of a fetish mixed up
being able to _enjoy_ something is a kink, _requiring_ something is a fetish
>>15672 #
Anonymous
>>15671 #
I think I actually would require feeling masculine in bed if every waking moment i actually looked like a woman and I hated it
It's not implausible that people inadvertently end up fetishizing what they don't have, I think that is human nature
>>15675 #
Anonymous
I've heard the argument before that estrogen and also surgeries like orchiectomy (read: removal of the testes) dull your sex drive and make you less horny
If it is all a fetish, then that would mean that the desire to be a woman and your sex drive were intertwined
What ends up happening though is that people continue being transgender even after those measures reduce their sex drives
>>15674 #
Anonymous
>>15665 #
>they're arguably the most sexist individuals of all
yeah, thats one of the viewpoints of TERFs nowadays, that transsexuals not only attempt to dichotomize the whole topic of gender, but also reinforce gender roles whilst intruding on their turf
>>15673 #
>dull
does not mean reduce to zero
a drug addict has their perception of the high dulled as they get more and more exposed to it and their body gets used to the influx of dopamine serotonin and other neurotransmitters and shit
that doesnt mean that they suddenly go "oh shit i dont like drugs anymore, time to stop it haha ooooh because i keep taking drugs it must mean that im not addicted, its just that I was meant to be a drug addict <3", it just means that they have to keep going further and further down the intensity scale to keep their "gender euphoria" going
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>>15674 #
>also reinforce gender roles
this is something I've also thought in recent years. in the early 2010s we had a good thing going where gender roles were being broken down, now with the rise of transgender themed politics, it feels like transgenderism is about reinforcing gender roles. Oh, you like being feminine? No, you're not a feminine man, you're a woman.
>>15672 #
that also requires going through with a full transition which after a quick check on Ask Jeeves, it seems between 4-10% of trans people actually do. Infact, I'm looking at a study right now that says only 45-54% of trans women even WANT bottom surgery "in the future". If half of trans women are even considering bottom surgery, obviously the number of folk counted as trans women that don't get bottom surgery is the majority.
Anonymous
>>15674 #
but by that analogy plenty of drug addicts actually do end up regretting getting into drugs in the first place
you can only chase the high for so long (if it is comparable to a high) before there's no more novelty to the experience
>>15680 #>>15677 #
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>>15676 #
Yes but its because I had to use an analogy because you were not understanding what I was saying before, and I obviously, if I had more time, wouldve written a different analogy
The thing is that stuff like being a crack addict and being a tranny are multifaceted issues. Being a crack addict gets you ostracized, you do physical damage to yourself, its a societally shunned position to be in (AND OTHER THINGS) whilst being a tranny gets you "oh you are so brave" praise, you get to jerk your girldick and be supported for it, and what not
>>15678 # >>15679 #
if you both finish typing that post in the form they are now, then you must be joking
are trannies persecuted even close to as much as drug addicts are?
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>>15677 #
it's disingenuous to say there isn't social ostracism from being transgender. it exists, especially from older generations. part of the problem is that people are cast out by their families, and where do they have to turn? towards the same trans community that roped them in in the first place, which further puts them inside a social bubble and keeps them isolated from opinions that are contrary to "transitioning is poggers"

a lot of trans people are very online, like i assume all of us are, so we judge things by their online communities more than most people would, and there's tons of super trans friendly places online, but that doesn't entirely TRANSlate to the real world, where people are more judgemental. it's not nazi germany lol, but there's definitely derision.

if I had to say... I probably would agree that a crack addict is treated worse than a trans person however, even though both are forms of self-harm. i certainly believe i would survive better as a trans woman than a crack addict, but im also young, and attend university, so i feel im in a more trans friendly space. if i was a 45 year old builder? i probably would do better as a crack addict tbh.
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>>15677 #
>whilst being a tranny gets you "oh you are so brave" praise, you get to jerk your girldick and be supported for it
helllll naw
you highly overestimate how accepting society actually is of trannies
>>15677 #
Anonymous
>>15678 #
>which further puts them inside a social bubble and keeps them isolated from opinions that are contrary to "transitioning is poggers"
exactly, which is amongst the reasons that >>15676 # isnt getting
if you are constantly being supported and hugboxed for doing what you are doing, you arent going to sever that connection unles you really sober up to what you are doing and end up regretting what you are doing (read: detransitioners), give me a single instance of drug addicts hugboxing each other in the same way that trannies on twitter are doing and I will crown you king
>>15682 #
Anonymous
>I probably would agree that a crack addict is treated worse than a trans person
>probably
oh the state
Anonymous
>>15680 #
>give me a single instance of drug addicts hugboxing each other
i mean, drug addicts DO have their hugboxes, it's called drug dealers? entire criminal systems exist to hook people in, get them addicted, and keep them coming back.
>>15684 #
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This is getting too heated for a cat website. I am no tranny and I do not care how this pans out.
I think we will all correct to a sane equilibrium somewhere down the line and things will fix itself anyway
>>15685 #
Anonymous
>>15682 #
thats not what a hugbox is, drug dealers arent consoling drug addicts and going "its okay man its okay, I know you are persecuted but you are so cute and hecking valid and canon I~" to drug addicts
if you want to go to that analogy, you can say that their direct equivalence are pharmaceutical companies and thus its cancelled out
trannies are a protected class, drug addicts are not. thats all that needs to be said to show that these are not even remotely on the same level
>>15686 #
Anonymous
>>15684 #
if you compare transgenderism to drug addiction, essentially you're comparing the AGP feelings of sexually getting off to being a woman, and the high of drugs.

drug dealers provide the high of drugs.
trans enablers provide the "high" of sexual validation, by claiming, yes, you are a woman.
Anonymous
>>15685 #
For all the online doomsaying I live in a major metro area and I do not see any trannies in public at all nor any mention of that stuff in any of my uni classes.
If I have kids, I will simply tell them to stay away from any of this shit if it does get taught in schools (and that is currently getting a lot of pushback atm)
non-issue in my eyes
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>>15687 #
chuddies blow that shit out of proportion tbh, troons will always be an extreme minority, and their suicide rates are not helping that either
Anonymous
>>15685 #
>>15687 #
exactly, its such a minor issue that with time is only going to get smaller and smaller, theres no reason to put as much thought into this as people are doing online, much less we are doing tonight
I have genuinely met less than 5 trannies in my entire life, and 2 of them I only met because of a friend of mine who was a bit of a faggot himself so obviously he would be more likely to meet such individuals
Anonymous
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>>15687 #
i am also in this ballpark. i attend university, im currently on my FIFTH year at university, and last tuesday was the first time I have ever met an openly transgender individual in person, despite 4 years in academia, which is apparently rife with trans discussion. I have never heard any talk about trans people. my old lecturers and tutors spoke a hell of a lot more about mental health awareness, and never a single word about diversity, inclusion or transgender folk.
(granted, my new university does go on about being so diverse and inclusive and valid and i-)
Anonymous
>>15691 #
boniposter there's only 2 active IPs... you've made like 90% of the posts here...
>>15694 #
Anonymous
>>15691 #
boneposter so silly......
Anonymous
okay now we've solved the transgender issue. how about solving the biggest problem in society.

why does star wars suck now?
>>15697 #>>15698 #
Anonymous
>>15695 #
marketing and sales teams taking control of decision making over the actual storyboarding team
(this can also be applied to every single company that has gone downhill at some point)
>>15699 #
Anonymous
>>15695 #
disney stopped giving a shit, no, actually, they never gave a shit to begin with
>>15699 #
Anonymous
>>15697 #
>>15698 #
i recently saw a video about pirates of the carrybean.
[YouTube] ???

here you go, maybe you guys have seen it. he kinda compares the original pirates trilogy to modern franchise movies, and how, despite At World's End being derided at the time, it is a much simpler movie to understand than watching something like infinity war, which requires 15+ filmes to watch to fully understand. and also the music is really good. and it's an action COMEDY, not an action with comedy.
You know how in modern blockbusters, there are action scenes, then the action pauses for a quip, or a funny joke, and then the action continues? In Pirates, there is comedy interwoven into the action scenes, they aren't split up.

There was also a video I watched a while ago about Jackie Chan's films that had the same idea. Jackie Chan's own films are action comedies, you laugh in the middle of his fight scenes, at the absurd circumstances, or the funny fighting moves, or when he gets hurt in a silly way. Whereas when Jackie Chan did films in America, they would have kung fu action scenes, and then comedy scenes seperate, like rush hour 3, where he and chris rock team up. Chris Rock exists for the comedy, Jackie for the action,
>>15701 #
Anonymous
the cornetto trilogy is one of the best comedy films yet
Anonymous
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>>15699 #
It's probably just really difficult to do action and comedy at the same time and only asia takes fight choreography seriously...?

speakign of star wars though did you guys watch picrel
call me soy if you want but I thought the first season of this was pure kino, it got worse as time went on though
>>15702 #>>15706 #
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>>15701 #
I haven't seen it, was waiting for it to finish, though like you've said I heard it gets worse as it goes on and gets more "fan wanky", which is to say, it starts to exist more so you can be like "omg is that Luuke? Or maybe 'Bigger Luke'?"

>action and comedy at the same time
The pirates video showed some really good examples of action and comedy. The wheel fight scene in dead man's chest is the most memorable one for sure, it's just such a silly way to fight that it's funny, but also great action as the battle is constantly changing.
>>15703 #
Anonymous
>>15702 #
Basically that, they are trying to do the whole MCU thing where every show ties into some other related media
>>15704 #
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>>15703 #
i just dont have time to watch 8 different star wars shows. my life exists outside of star wars baby yoda is cute though
Anonymous
was the weekend movie night happening tomorrow or sunday?
if its not happening then I can still make it happen and we can watch this really cool animated movie The Tripletes of Belleville, its french
>>15707 #
Anonymous
>>15701 #
no I havent watched a single star wars movie or similar since the first movie with Adam Driver and Rey
I realized during that movie that I only liked star wars because I watched them when I was 10 and in recent times I dont really care for the franchise anymore
>>15707 #
oki I will see if emiruposter still wants to host his movie and if not ill stream that frenchie flick
>>15709 #
Anonymous
>>15705 #
its not happenin, you can go ahead and stream it yourself though
>>15706 #
Anonymous
oh
>its not happening
i read that as "if its not"
yeah ill stream the movie tomorrow evening then
Anonymous
>>15706 #
the prev reply was me lol, you can stream it
Anonymous
>>15713 #
no way thats emiruposter, i can smell the bolognese
Anonymous
>british person who could not tell sarcasm
its over unless he claims he was double-sarcastic with multiple levels of meta-irony
Anonymous
at what hour is the movie stream happening
>>15719 #
oh ok cool, i'll be there
>>15719 #
Anonymous
unless someone says that they have to sleep early for XYZ reason then I can have it start earlier
Anonymous
8 pm CEST might be better than 10 pm actually, 21 hours 17 minutes from now
Anonymous
>>15723 #
oh i get it, he claimed to be rekiposter, said he posted clover but in reality he posted ryogerms
>>15725 #
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>>15724 #
observant you are, neko...
you will fare well in the next challenge, for I am silently testing your capabilities so I can recruit you to my terrorist cell.
Tell me, what tokker is this?
>>15726 #
Anonymous
>>15726 #
what mystical creature are you? im a mystical creature I might be a minotaur or a gnome HAHAAAAAA
woooo HAHHAAAA wohooooWOOOOOO
Anonymous
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new abbles lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
>turn on mask filename
>it still shows their @ in the fucking thing above the tok
NEKOMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>15730 #>>15734 #
Anonymous
>>15729 #
I was thinking about that too, that is so funny
that is absolutely hilarious
but its not like you havent posted her @ before, when I tried to put her name in to see who it was it autocompleted
>>15731 #
Anonymous
>>15730 #
without that it would've definitely tricked you into thinking it was abbles, it looks just like him.
>>15732 #
Anonymous
>>15731 #
so true bestie, you are the master baiter but your masterplan was fooled by those darn kids
>>15733 #
Anonymous
>>15732 #
>master baiter
only when im posting shrivix
hey-yoooooo
Anonymous
>>15729 #
>turn on mask filename
>it still shows their @ in the fucking thing above the tok
still laughing at this
Anonymous
>>15735 #
ive seen straight up porn, women flashing their full minges, tits out in all glory and stuff like that on tiktok
>>15737 #
Anonymous
>>15737 #
its the greatest word that the bongs have invented, I must admit
>>15741 #
Anonymous
>>15739 #
it's fine, i follow her and im an adult. i can also confirm her patreon is for adults only, so no children on there.
Anonymous
>>15745 #
quintessentially british, posh even
Anonymous
why do people shit on british food, they make good savoury pastries
Anonymous
>>15743 #
>'ve not said minge or shagging in like 15 years.
if you were a topshagger you would be the master of minge
Anonymous
boneposter, how many monster energy drinks do you drink a week?
>>15756 #
Anonymous
>>15756 #
You're not a very dedicated fan...
Since Reki is german, I have tried to have as much german national food as I can get. Unfortunately, Weinerschnitzel is hard to find in the UK, so I've just been having regular weiners. I've tried about 30 in the last 2 years, I can see the appeal!
Anonymous
Theres a place a bit outside of my town that sells really fucking tasty schnitzels with boiled potato, a nice creamy sauce and lemon slices
man fucking beautiful food
>>15760 #
Anonymous
>>15759 #
One day I'll visit germany, hell, I'll visit the netherlands too, maybe even hungary, and get to experience those majestic lands that great tokfus such as 💤, 🍀 and 🍒 come from
>>15761 #
Anonymous
>>15766 #
WRONG!
Its bonbibonkers on tiktok.com at 3:48 pm, before and after watching island boys.
Anonymous
I have started putting a little salt in my choccy milk conconctions
Shits poppin fo sho fo sho
>>15771 #
Anonymous
>>15768 #
its like salted caramel tbh
salt gives a nice contrast to the sugaryness of the choco
Anonymous
>>15770 #
there are those that said it could never be done. HE'S DONE IT. STADIUM STATUS. PAY OUT THE BELIEVERS.
Anonymous
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i will fly high above monsteropolis
i will reign terror down on the general populace
i will fly high above monsteropolis
i will reign terror down on the general populace
i will fly high above monsteropolis
i will reign terror down on the general populace
i will fly high above monsteropolis
i will reign terror down on the general populace
>>15777 #
Anonymous
>>15781 #
I really need to make another edit sometime, maybe this weekend.
>>15783 #
Anonymous
>>15783 #
holy h*ck that's really good anonie, they even hold the phones in their little hands.
Anonymous
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it's funny how rock bands always look like this. literally the vocalist is the only irreplaceable guy, everyone else comes and goes.
>>15786 #
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>>15785 #
and coincidentally the only person people recognize aside from sweaty nerds for the band
>>15787 #
Anonymous
>>15786 #
vocalists are kinda the main characters of the band right? like, can anyone name someone in queen that isn't Freddie Mercury?
Brian May
>>15788 #
Anonymous
>>15787 #
I cant name a single band member in Tame Impala aside from the vocalist
>>15789 #
Anonymous
>>15789 #
The first time I ever heard Tame Impala was this song and I heard it in some random hentai game music video on this weird porn site Cliphunter
The music in that porn video was genuinely so good that I started opening the video every time I showered. Not even for the porn, just for the music
I saved the songs into a playlist and since a few years back that video got deleted and I will never see it again but it was kino
>>15791 #
Anonymous
>>15794 #
i've take a lot of baths, so it'd probably be even better for me tbh, i've just never really thought about it. even though i sometimes put my headphones in just to go downstairs and make as sandwich because im adhd
Anonymous
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>considerações finais: continuo odiando homem e desprezando fujoshi cishet obcecada
>Final Thoughts: I Still Hate Man and Despise Fujoshi Cishet Obsessed
Based, go off sweetie
Anonymous
i was playing around with masking features and i made THIS
>>15801 #
Anonymous
>>15801 #
after watching it back a few times, i cannot post it, it is too insensitive.

basically, a masked a dumb clip of reki doing a silly dance over the top of one of her private account tiktoks talking about her frustrations with her ex-boyfriend. it was a little bit funny, and also decent editing practice, but it could be seen as mean spirited.
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>>15802 #
coward will write a novel describing it but not just post it
>>15806 #
Anonymous
putting it in my bonefolder
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTmbone.mp4􀄩
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that wasnt even CLOSE to as funny as bone.mp4
Anonymous
>>15806 #
not the ben 10 drip ending 😭
Anonymous
bone.mp4 edit of the year? many people are saying this
Anonymous
I have watched it like 6 times since it was originally posted
Anonymous
its so fucking beautiful. its iconic
it needs not to be said but I will do it anyways. the dude in the ben 10 drip has really pretty eyes
Anonymous
whoever shittalks their parents first pays for the food
Anonymous
>>15816 #
we all were too busy watching the kino
Anonymous
>>15816 #
well you were making her do the doggy style while complaining about her bf
>>15819 #
Anonymous
>>15818 #
it's like, "haha im over you look at me doing a silly dance"
it was mostly just fucking around with overlays
Anonymous
>tried watching the reki edit
>got a few seconds in before I closed it and opened bone.mp4
LET ME GET THIS CLEAR
Anonymous
You see it's kino because Bone sings "first things first let me get that introduction" then it transitions to our protaganist. it's like, bone is the hype man for Ben 10 drip guy.
Anonymous
>>15822 #
>literally nobody on the train cares
mandem is invisible, bludclart 💀
>>15824 #
Anonymous
>>15826 #
wys fam , where you from g?
Anonymous
if you not from east ends innit you gettin it fam
Anonymous
just looking for a piff ting to chat to, no pagan butterfaces, just a buff sket
>>15830 #
Anonymous
>>15829 #
bird pengs innit fam, got dat bombaclaaaat bunda
Anonymous
if we keep talking like that the FBI agent monitoring us wont be able to understand. come on guys, proper english
>>15832 #
Anonymous
>>15831 #
Sorry Mr. Smith. I will talk in Mr. President's english from now on
Anonymous
nahnah you bombaclatty you stay here baby
Anonymous
ayo this batty boy is chatting wet
Anonymous
*slaps your bum*
Anonymous
stop touching my hand bro thats fucking gay wtfffffff
Anonymous
>>15614 #
>even 4chan bans loli and 4chan is like the darkweb.
loli is allowed on /b/ and 4chan is not darkweb lol
Anonymous
gm lads
Anonymous
[YouTube] ???
soundtrack to me having to socially interact with people
Anonymous
gm
Anonymous
gm neko time to walk the dog
Anonymous
>>15844 #
>renamed the file so it looks like a regular tok
devilish
Anonymous
I had a really spicy conversation topic for neko but I forgot it
It came to me in nature earlier today but it passed just as quickly with the wind sweeping it away as it sang through the leafy green leaves
>>15860 #>>15861 #>>15859 #
Anonymous
>>15861 #
no I don take poopies in nature or actually I do take the poopies but they are not mine
Anonymous
>>15866 #
thats just like me fr fr but i have tits and an ass now
Anonymous
bomb has been defoosed
>>15870 #
Anonymous
>>15869 #
im surprised counter strike 2 is so popular, it's just valorant but worse
>>15871 #
Anonymous
>>15871 #
>competitive 5v5 shooter
>attackers vs defenders
>2 bomb sites
>1 tap ak47 weapon
valorant is counter strike, it's not even subtle anon, valorant was riot's attempt at a counter strike type game.
>>15873 #>>15874 #
Anonymous
>>15872 #
damn valorant is so successful valve had to copy their game
thats so crazy
Anonymous
>>15876 #
In some picture she does look more cute than not
Anonymous
>>15879 #
they're still seething over kay's patreon being shut down
>>15881 #
Anonymous
>>15882 #
surprised emory wasnt also banned, wasnt she doing the exact same thing but was 14?
>>15884 #
Anonymous
>>15883 #
yep, the site hosts people fucking real animals so im not surprised
>>15885 #
Anonymous
>>15884 #
if you check the reports thread for /d/ there was a post that was reported 13 hours ago that was cleaned up but the bestiality was left up
so he mustve seen it and willingly ignored it
>>15887 #
Anonymous
>>15885 #
the theory over turdy being ran as a fbi honeypot are making more sense at this point, either the admin is a fucked up degenerate or someone else is telling him to leave such content up
>>15888 #
Anonymous
>>15887 #
he's just a degen who indulges in the material himself
theres a reason why he sends private dms to people on the site so that he can get their discord and why he is such a notorious DN
Anonymous
>>15886 #
the thing about you doxxing yourself twice is that nobody that wasnt present in the stream know the actual dox, only that it happened
none of us who saw it leaked it iirc, maybe once at most the schizo posted a screenshot but I dont think he did iirc
>>15890 #
Anonymous
>>15889 #
nobody posted a screenshot of it, for about 4 months after 1 guy would tease me by posting the a random character of my name so one guy knew, but he was fairly cool, i think it was kotobro, as he was usually in my streams.
Anonymous
>>15878 #
>our tokfus
this guy legitimately doesn't remember /bbg/ and probably came to /ttg/ because they posted starfire.
>>15892 #
Anonymous
>>15891 #
theyre telegramniggers who never saw .moe let alone .org
they cant help the fact that they act the way they do, its all they know
Anonymous
every good poster left /ttg/, what even is the point
>>15895 #
Anonymous
>>15896 #
ok which one do you want to see :D
i can take either song request or cos request
>>15898 #
Anonymous
new northernlion SAP video is up.
Anonymous
lmao
Anonymous
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I'm actually wired into the matrix. I was joking when I said that, then I clicked youtube homepage and saw THIS.
>>15912 #
Anonymous
>>15911 #
he sent one of those bell notifications through the aether to you
Anonymous
>im free all week so I'll definitely do it this friday!
>sorry i got busy i'll do it this week for sure
>it's been 10 days since "i'll do it this week"
>>15914 #
Anonymous
>>15913 #
cant believe you fell for the classic abbles feet scam
its the most common tourist scam in england
>>15949 #
Anonymous
can anons explain to a newfag the lore between sturdy vs neko? and why were both even made
>>15917 #
Anonymous
>>15916 #
2chen.moe goes down, we all migrate to endchan
we were on endchan for about a month with smaller projects coming and going (takeurmeds.org) but nothing lasts
one anon starts making his own meguca fork behind the scenes, adds several new features to it like an flv player
then a day or so before he releases it, someone comes out and says that they made a new site using the fork they got from moemin (sturdy), the other anon then goes "fuck I shouldve started the site earlier instead of trying to polish it for too long" and hosts his as well (this is neko)
thats how they both showed up. why people post here and not on turdy is more of a personal taste question
>>15918 #
Anonymous
>>15917 #
thxxxxx, why was 2chen moe taken down? what about AP and sturdy being mad at him?
>>15919 #
Anonymous
>>15918 #
no official answer to this question, only speculation
>ap and sturdy being mad at him
AP allegedly reported canthinkys patreon as she was breaking their ToS (posting cosplay photosets whilst being <18) and got her banned. the people of turdy obviously took this negatively because they can no longer buy lewd photosets from her
>>15920 #
Anonymous
>>15919 #
i got the impression that neko is anti doing this stuff as AP posts here I guess, but I have also seen some miners posted here, is the beef just about the patreon?
>>15921 #
Anonymous
>>15920 #
>anti doing this stuff
youll have to clarify what "this stuff" is referring to
>also seen some miners posted here
as in the minors themselves posting here (like tokkers visiting) or minors being posted here (as in their toks being posted here)?
>>15922 #
Anonymous
>>15921 #
this stuff means posting underaged girl tokkers and fantasizing about them, is the line that AP drawn just about patreon and he has no problem posting their toks?

>minors posting here vs being posted here
minors being posted
>>15923 #
Anonymous
>>15922 #
I cant speak for him but personally, I just think that theres a difference between posting minors and trying to groom them and that people on that site are actively trying to groom tokkers like canthinky and emory
You can very quickly tell the difference between someone posting a minor for their toks and people posting minors for their bodies. Just look at something like mice.onvenus vs starfire
>>15924 #
Anonymous
>>15924 #
anon why are you wondering about this stuff when you dont even know about tokkers
where did you come from
>>15926 #
Anonymous
>>15927 #
I found out about sturdy from /gif/ on 4chan, someone linked a /b/ thread back when it existed, I was browsing the site and found /ttg/ and did not mind it that much, I thought it was just people posting tiktokers, until yesterday when I actually looked at the toks and found out they were posting minors. I was already weirded out by the site because of the /d/ threads. Anyways so yesterday I see them talking about kay and her stream, so I go to her stream and tell her about sturdy and that creeps on there are sexualizing her, I did not know that she was a fucking poster because im a newfag, she acts and says she does not know about sturdy and visits the board. Later I find out from sturdy and her stream when I rewinded it that shes a poster
>>15929 #
Anonymous
>>15928 #
yeah she has been posting on that site and, in my opinion, has been getting groomed for a while
but what does this have to do with anything, what brings you to neko to talk about this stuff?
>>15930 #
Anonymous
>>15929 #
I was looking up the history of 2che, endchan and sturdy and neko popped up on google and I read that AP posts here and he got banned from sturdy for posting against grooming her. I am just incredibly disappointed that a site like this where old fags can request lewd photos from a miner on fucking patreon AND she is okay with it and is a regular poster. I want to do something about this shit
>>15931 #
Anonymous
>>15930 #
dont bring us into your crusade, nypa
also
>gifnigger
>discordnigger
>likes sushimilk
youre about as bad as them ngl
>>15932 #
Anonymous
>>15937 #
is being against pedos and investigating a pedo site that is grooming teenagers annoying to u?
>>15939 #
Anonymous
>>15938 #
that site has nothing to do with this site
if you want to make a complaint, go write one to the fbi
they have illegal material currently hosted on their site that you can include in your report
this is my last reply
>>15940 #>>15981 #
Anonymous
>>15939 #
this site is constantly talking about sturdy, it has everything to do with it, and the fbi wont do shit
Anonymous
>>15941 #
yeah, least obvious glowie ive ever seen
could write a three digit list on all the tell-tale signs but if he wants me to be an informant he needs to put me on payroll
>>15943 #
Anonymous
>>15942 #
look at the positive side, at least they got the tip about sturdy lmao
>>15944 #
Anonymous
>>15943 #
yeah
maybe it wasnt that "sturdy" after all
Anonymous
>newfag investigator shows up
I guess my report to the FBI worked, they've got an agent on the case
>>15946 #
Anonymous
>>15945 #
lmao yes im an investigator,not a normie who is fucking disgusted by these degens. Sadly your tip has not reached the fbi, on the bright side, im in contact with a popular youtuber rn to expose these pdf files
>>15947 #
Anonymous
>>15914 #
funnily enough it wasn't the abbles feet pics, im not into feet and tbh i suspect abbles feet are mid
Anonymous
stream starts in 8 minutes movie starts a bit after that just to let anons filter in
Anonymous
thought it was cuphead
>>15955 #
Anonymous
>>15954 #
kinda has that vibe true
Anonymous
look at him go
Anonymous
he looks french all right
Anonymous
now i understand!
Anonymous
I dont know if theres dialogue in this movie, I havent watched it in over 10 years
if theres no dialogue and its just going to list stuff like |Whimpering| I acn turn it off if u guys want
Anonymous
never skipped leg day once
Anonymous
such delectable chow
Anonymous
yea probably no subtitles that will be of importance
i can remove them if u guys think theyre distracting
>>15963 #
Anonymous
>>15962 #
ye you can remove them, they dont pop up whenever someone actually speaks french like the one with the radio
Anonymous
wtf??
Anonymous
idk theyre stuck now cant fix it sry
>>15966 #
Anonymous
evil rectangle men
Anonymous
real subtitles???!!!
Anonymous
>>15969 #
think UP came out after this movie
Anonymous
strange but cute monvie
Anonymous
the escape scene was fucking kino
Anonymous
yeah it was worth the slow start
Anonymous
sacre bleu balais taboooo
Anonymous
>>15939 #
>they have illegal material currently hosted on their site
like what? I'll report it too
>>15982 #
Anonymous
>>15982 #
link the posts mentioning it then, wouldn't more reports be more effective?
>>15987 #
Anonymous
the french animation movie was really good ong, are we doin another one next week or smth
>>16000 #
Anonymous
>>15985 #
no, they even have on their site a disclaimer that you should only submit information once and only once
>>15988 #>>15989 #
Anonymous
>>15987 #
Once per person, not per incident.
Anonymous
>>15987 #
yup would love to report it to the fbi but I have not seen any illegal material, unfortunately I dont think the fbi would crae about posting lewd tiktoks
Anonymous
all of a sudden we go from 3/6 to 6/6 when the "uhm theres no illegal content on sturdy" brigade shows up
>>15994 #>>15996 #
Anonymous
>>15993 #
nigger I am currently writing a whole fucking essay to expose this shit to a youtuber, if there is illegal content then report it to the fbi
>>15995 #>>16001 #
Anonymous
>>15994 #
I told you Mr. Richard the glownigger. I do not care
NYPA go do your own work or put me on the payroll
Anonymous
>>15993 #
It's just kinda an off claim to make and not be willing to back up
Anonymous
please let it be mutahar
>>15998 #
Anonymous
>>15997 #
hello ladies and gentlemen its me mutahar, and today we're gonna dig into some fucked up shit wowie
Anonymous
The fuck kinda autism did i just walk in on
Anonymous
>>15986 #
if someone else wants to host one they can do so, if not I'll check mid next week if I am free and if so then I can show another movie
Anonymous
>>15994 #
>to a youtuber
Northern?
Anonymous
chiblee
Anonymous
and ripley 🤨
Anonymous
oliva munn too
Anonymous
lovely momo
Anonymous
btw richard you should probably burn that twitch handle now, that disguise is spent
>>16010 #
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm6993734178562936070 ed sheeran-264.mp4􀄩􀂺􀉣
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forsen its time to beat the record, I dont want to watch Minecraft tomorrow
if he beats it, the next game is he playing is Starfield and thats going to be so boring
Anonymous
what do yall fags think
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>>16013 #
Anonymous
>>16007 #
im never using that twitch account again lol, FBI says I need to create another account to fool you guys, its the guidelines
Anonymous
why are you mentioning neko in your diary, we have nothing to do with that shithole
>>16012 #
Anonymous
>>16011 #
ur not as bad as sturdy, does not mean ur good
BANNED BY 'Moderator' FOR 1.8 YEARS FOR "Don't involve us in your fruitless crusade"
Anonymous
>>16009 #
No notable youtuber is going to touch this with so little paperwork behind it, there's too many baseless claims
Anonymous
thank you nekomin
Anonymous
has neko done anything bad at all? all the tokkers we post here are >18 and no tokkers post here
Anonymous
Northern will expose it all.
>>16018 #
Anonymous
>>16017 #
The modern day Bruce Wayne of the GTA
Anonymous
>>16019 #
you now remember the northernlion tiktok page with his weird almost dysgenic dance tok
Anonymous
>>16024 #
it's a friday on west coast US
Anonymous
>>16027 #
bruh i wish i got matched by zoomer girls on bumble, i just get matched by dudes
>>16030 #
Anonymous
>>16028 #
doesnt bumble have any filters for stuff like that
Anonymous
>>16029 #
we all want this bestie 🥺
Anonymous
>>16032 #
we are in the mothi flourishing era
the world is healing
she isnt blinking hard except for once
we will all make it
>>16034 #
Anonymous
>>16034 #
cute ryo too this is a pretty cos
Anonymous
Do i get a dessert? #8ball (Maybe)
>>16039 #
Anonymous
does anon deserve his very own desert? #8ball (Maybe)
Anonymous
indecisive 8ball today huh
Anonymous
I JUST WANNA BE YOUR SWEETHEART
>>16045 #
Anonymous
>>16044 #
I CAN KISS AWAY YOUR PAIN
Anonymous
eat yo dessert
eat yo frosties wonkies
Anonymous
I’m at the gym and I’m near this one indian and i can legit smell his sweat from ten feet away
Bro has a fkn AOE aura on
>>16048 #
Anonymous
>>16047 #
lmao
watch out he is going to debuff you if you stay within the aoe for too long
Anonymous
>>16051 #
maybe we will get more kerkkoor toks one day
Anonymous
gm neko
Anonymous
gm neko, which do i do first today?
1: do my coding work that i need to prepare before monday
2: play crusader kings 3
3: write and finish my d&d character's backstory
4: play crusader kings 3
#d4 (1)
>>16062 #
Anonymous
>>16061 #
we're gonna call a mulligan on that, crusader kings 3 it is.
Anonymous
>>16064 #
fuck I accidenmtally posted I was going to say that I saw this cos of hers yesterday and damn it looks really nice, its a really good cos and her hair looks great
the fit is actually effay in its own and could hold as a normal fit ngl
>>16066 #
Anonymous
>>16065 #
i dont even know who that is, both the cos and the cosplayer.
>>16067 #
Anonymous
>>16067 #
i dont like horror games and tbh (this is gonna be a contra-versial take but SOMEONE has to say it)

I Don't Like Japanese Games
Anonymous
4chan has their cringe party hat birthday thing again
zzzZZzzzzZZZzz
Anonymous
holy heck it's nekochen's birthday
🎂🎂🎂🎂
Anonymous
I cant watch HEVC
Its over
Millions must convert
Anonymous
>Criminal gangs have started to open health centers to commit economic fraud
lol
>>16075 #
Anonymous
>>16075 #
Not FBI, but suedistan
>Warning: The gangs run healthcare centers and vaccinate
>The ministry of economic crimes see signs that gangcriminals are spreading their base of operations, and are amongst other things starting healthcare centers
>>16078 #
Anonymous
>>16077 #
in the UK we have a big thing recently where people traffickers are opening nail salons and barber shops 💀
>>16079 #
Anonymous
>>16078 #
thats been a regular thing here, criminals open pizzerias and barbershops, traffickers open nail salongs and also massage parleurs that are brothels behind the scenes
Anonymous
>>16080 #
a bit of touching up and that could be a decent thing
nekocore
>>16084 #
Anonymous
>>16082 #
a poster (the thing you hang on the wall)
a tokfu (the thing we post on nekochen)
ryo (polish slag)
>>16086 #
Anonymous
>>16086 #
slag is a term of endearment in the UK.
Anonymous
today i ate garlic bread
>>16089 #
Anonymous
gottem
Anonymous
>>16091 #
you look quite cute and twinkish anonie
Anonymous
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Im sorry nekos but I am now on the fed's payroll, they contacted me in my dreams tonight to recruit me
Let's all incriminate ourselves and form a syndicate cell haha
>>16097 #
Anonymous
>>16080 #
Howd you get dalle 3 access, i thought they didn’t roll that out yet
>>16096 #
Anonymous
>>16094 #
ngl what was the fed anon thinking by posting his high school essay lmao, ai writes could write better content than that
>>16098 #
Anonymous
>>16097 #
maybe theyre shortstaffed and delegating criminal investigation cases to summer hires
Anonymous
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nekobros, it is october, you know what that means.
haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest
Anonymous
this nigga doesn't know he can use burner emails but nevermind
Anonymous
im not giving my biometric signature to them
>>16105 #
Anonymous
>>16104 #
ok ok, if you want you can give me a prompt and i'll post the dalle images here for you
>>16106 #
Anonymous
>>16105 #
I was just gonna test it out with "Cirno fumo", not because i necessarily wanted to see cirno fumos but to see how mangled they would end up as a test metric
>>16107 #>>16108 #
Anonymous
>>16108 #
thtas not a fumo but kinda cute anyways
also it wasnt about having to give my info it was about the balance between effort to be able to use the tool and how much "need" i had to use the tool
>>16111 #
Anonymous
>>16100 #
yoooo this nigga doesn't have a microsoft account.

how you gonna play halo infinite you dumbass?
Anonymous
>>16109 #
ehh its a fun tool for a few hours but you would get bored of it, i definitely am getting a bit tired
>>16112 #
Anonymous
>>16111 #
i have stable diffusion set up on my pc and have already exhausted those "few hours" of fun for ai slop
>>16113 #
Anonymous
>>16112 #
yea, its not worth it then, i guess dalle 3 got the whole "can generate text stuff correctly" thing going on but its still ai art with mangled hands and background faces
>>16116 #>>16114 #
Anonymous
>>16113 #
and from the images ive seen, every character looks the exact same
all generated women despite ethnicity look like megan fox and all men look like pewdiepie with a stronger jaw
>>16116 #>>16117 #
Anonymous
>>16115 #
Put a sword in the dog’s mouth and it’s basically the Sif fight from dark souls 1
Anonymous
>>16121 #
no way I am so excited to watch this new bone tok (real) (I havent seen it before)
>>16123 #
no way the suspension is at an all time high I havent opened the file yet as of writing this reply I am so excited
>>16124 #
shavd ben 10 dripped BONE?? NO WAY I AM OPENING THE FILE RIGHT NOW

I was played a fool
Anonymous
okay from now on im gonna be hiding any and all dall-e posts.
Anonymous
>>16125 #
Wonder if this only uses dalle 3 on desktop or if i just suck at prompt engineering
>>16131 #
Anonymous
>>16130 #
Your Post Was Flagged As DALL-E Related And Has Been Hidden
Anonymous
>🕒 3 years ago
nekosisters... we are not beating the allegations
>>16134 #
Anonymous
>>16134 #
the other meanies say that we are just stuck in the past posting the same 2-3 year old .webm toks
they say we need to come into the present and post the same 3 coomfus as them...
is it true nekos??? our response??
>>16136 #
Anonymous
>>16135 #
it's literally not true. bone poster is posting fresh new toks daily, i post rekis whenever he actually posts, and sometimes we even post other tokkers.

damn.. maybe they're right though... i'll start posting ⭐🔥....
>>16137 #
Anonymous
>>16136 #
the star
the fire
the unending hellfire
the chrome princess in her magical attire
i think the lyrics were
Anonymous
>>16138 #
>tfw my current uni course is 2 days a week
i literally am living my best life. i spend 5 days a week posting on neko, watching northern and rizzing up bumble girls
Anonymous
>>16142 #
this song posits a good question.
Why do good girls like bad guys?
I've had this question for a real long time.
>>16144 #>>16145 #
Anonymous
>>16143 #
Idk but Ive thought about it too
But to be honest, in many ways life is like a video game; trying hard to beat the stage
all the while we're still collecting coins
>>16149 #
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7154554458159058182 verdade cara -264.mp4􀄩􀂺􀉣
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Sneaking out of LEFT CORNER, OUT OF NOWHERE
the interrobang wins the most innovative punctuation mark in the 2023 Tokkies (Extra Competitions DLC)
Who could have expected this‽
Anonymous
>>16145 #
Trying to find your own path in life is a lot like champ select in league.
Sometimes you grow up thinking Maybe I'll be tracer, only to be told someone else is already tracer. What about widowmaker? "I already picked widowmaker", I'll be bastion? "ugh, nerf bastion."
Then you get forced into picking mercy anyway.
Anonymous
>>16154 #
for such an old shirt the design looks very modern
Anonymous
>>16157 #
its like if you asked an ai what human food looks like
Anonymous
>>16164 #
>all the romance countries are incestuous
classic. the frogs, spaniards and italians are not real people
>>16167 #
Anonymous
>>16164 #
>catholic ireland says it's only legal if it's gay
wtf
Is that because they only define incest as penis-in-vagina
Anonymous
>>16165 #
its just funny that italy is the only one in purple
Anonymous
>>16170 #
>Idiot femboy w a shitty sense of humor
>He/Him | Bi | Socials + Discord⬇️
>>16176 #
Anonymous
>>16173 #
give me a 20 euro steam gift card and maybe i'll do smth about it
Anonymous
>>16168 #
>>16171 #
if this is a penis possessor then he passes more than most trannies
Anonymous
>get a text
>oh wow i cant wait to see who it i-
>it's dominoes advertising their 50% off pizza, like it has been for the last 40 texts in a row
>>16181 #>>16179 #>>16180 #
Anonymous
>>16178 #
maybe they'll stop harassing you once you buy one of their 'zzas
Anonymous
>>16178 #
lol tricked
i dont even get those types of texts anymore, the only text I get is when my ISP tells me that my data is reaching its limit for the month haha nobody contacts me anymore hahaha
>>16183 #>>16184 #
Anonymous
>>16178 #
damn that's a bummer
hey, maybe some 50% off dominoes pizza might cheer you up tho
Anonymous
please buy dominoes pizza
Anonymous
>>16180 #
>ISP tells me that my data is reaching its limit for the month
whaaa, is dat a thing
>>16185 #
Anonymous
>>16180 #
>when my ISP tells me that my data is reaching its limit
Easy with the toks anonie
Anonymous
>>16185 #
no i mean your home internet having a limit
or do you mean your mobile internet
>>16187 #
Anonymous
>>16186 #
oh I meant my phone
but I had an internet service with a 50GB limit once, paid for it whilst living at my parents before they got fiber because the internet was so shit and sometimes it lagged so badly that I wanted to be able to swap to a fast, albeit limited, connection to keep gaming on
Anonymous
cmon buddy its just 50% off
Anonymous
>>16189 #
post the other one thats really cool
i think it was a rin cos in a room with a slanted ceiling
>>16192 #
Anonymous
chicken and salad for dinner
>>16198 #
Anonymous
chicken and salad...pizza right?
Anonymous
>>16196 #
enjoy it anoni, try it with grilled chicken too
Anonymous
join the military ?#8ball (No)
>>16201 #
Anonymous
fuck i was so close to doing it
Anonymous
>>16201 #
its too late bro no doubledipping
Anonymous
join the marine corps? #8ball (Yes)
>>16204 #
Anonymous
>>16203 #
welp, good luck homie
Anonymous
>>16207 #
shouldve flipped the image on the horizontal axis
Anonymous
>>16210 #
in exchange, you must post the bonbi archive
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7284745868413095173 new new new newtopia-264.mp4􀄩􀂺􀉣
􀑪􀎶 0:07􀈷 4.2 MB􀅊 1080×1920􀣋 H264􀐫 15 months ago
I havent read the proposition yet but it seems like Chat Control 2.0 was passed at least on a national level, allowing for the police and state to conduct espionage on their cilivians even in the absence of suspicions of criminal activity ongoing
Yippie!!!! 🤗🤗🤗 I sure love surveillance!!
Sweden is so progressive! 🥰🥰
I know that I am under no reason to be afraid that I am being surveilled but I still dont support such legislation and likely will have to tone down my behaviour online to soothe my paranoia
>>16213 #
Anonymous
>>16212 #
I am going to join Caesar's Legion not in Roblox. IN REAL LIFE.

TRY AND STOP ME DEEPSTATE.
Anonymous
Timothy.. Timothy Chamaloee. We love him don't we folks?
>>16238 #
Anonymous
The bene gessarit, we don't like them, do we folks? But, also, we need them I think. Many people are saying this.
>>16238 #
Anonymous
tokfus will be the cutest most adorable pumpkins in the world and then you check their insta stories and they exclusively hype up the most mid looking potatoes humanly possible
Anonymous
>>16223 #
reki is the only tokker that can make me laugh without her trying to be funny
>>16226 #
Anonymous
her thing looks mangled damn, hope they caught whatever tiger roams the streets of Gutenhambierenburgerstadt
>>16226 #
Anonymous
thigh*
Anonymous
>>16226 #
omg i didnt know is that true? /g /nj /s /gq
Anonymous
dessert today? #8ball (Yes)
>>16230 #
Anonymous
hows the wait loose guerney doing?
>>16232 #
Anonymous
>>16231 #
loosed a little bit of wait in the last week. it's not much but it is trending down over time so it's a victory royale
>>16235 #
Anonymous
>>16232 #
nice gj, keep going and you wont be the heaviest nekker soon
I weighed myself a few days ago and I was down to 84kg down from 90 two months ago
soon I will be heavier than you and possibly the heaviest but idk what the other guys weigh
>>16234 #
der techilliterate cuckenolden
>>16236 #
Anonymous
>>16235 #
>soon I will be heavier than you
you were heavier than me 2 months ago :^)
>>16237 #
Anonymous
>>16236 #
yeah but unless you are below 83.9 kg now you are once again heavier than me
then we could start talking about bmi but thats no fun
Anonymous
>>16238 #
The Fremen are able to defeat the Sardokar, the emperor's own personal guard, because... they live on a scarier planet.

Training? Tactics? Equipment? Technological Superiority?
Doesn't matter, the Fremen live in a desert, so they're stronger. that's how the military works.
>>16240 #
Anonymous
>>16239 #
Desert people took over europe, so you have proof of this happening and its not just fiction
>>16241 #
Anonymous
>>16249 #
we love a good yappin session
Anonymous
>For 3,500 years, he used totalitarian, ultimate theocratic tyranny, including breeding programs and other genetic manipulation, to enforce domestic tranquility. And, via the enforced switching of certain conventional power roles of genders, by maintaining an all-female, universal military force (Fish Speakers), deathly loyal to his apparent Godhead, amounting to significant manipulation of humanity's evolution away from traits that lead to war and tyrannical organization. Leto II himself eventually lost his own genitalia due to his transformation, but he was of course multi-gendered in memory, wisdom, and sensory-recall experience. In the design, Leto II describes men as requiring a period of maturation, away from playing at war like a game of adolescent, aggressive ego.
>>16252 #
Anonymous
i'm gonna duuuuuuuuuuuuune
Anonymous
AGHHHHHHHHH I'm duneing!!!!
Anonymous
chiblee
Anonymous
I don't even remember what i hated about the dune movie
I just remember constantly waiting for something to happen
Anonymous
>>16257 #
based thotpatrolling women
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7081611864219733254@7059130906104349702 new room check_sd.mp4􀄩􀂺􀉣
􀑪􀎶 0:12􀈷 4.5 MB􀅊 576×1024􀣋 H264􀐫 2 years ago
nekomin how the fuck does it know the @ of the tokkers even when the tok is deleted? is it embedded in the metadata somehow?
it must be the metadata since it does not work on this tok and I dont think it was downloaded with the @ in the metadata
>>16260 #
oh it said the video wasnt available for me so i thought it was deleted, I guess its just not available in my country then nvm I get how it works
>>16260 #
Anonymous
>Combine Honnete Ober Advancer Mercantiles (CHOAM) was one of the major galactic organisations in the time of the Corrino Empire and later the Atreides Empire, a gigantic monopoly encompassing all forms of commerce across the Imperium which essentially controlled all economic affairs across the cosmos, although it relied upon the Spacing Guild for transport across space due to the Guild's monopoly on faster-than-light travel.
>>16262 #>>16263 #
Anonymous
>>16261 #
these names are goofy af
Anonymous
dune lore is so fucking bad holy shit.

>yeah one giant monopoly just does all the trade
>yeah one guild does all the navigating
>yeah one planet controls the production of the sole resource needed for space travel
>yeah one giant immortal, all knowing worm can save humanity by being a tyrant and then dying
Anonymous
>>16267 #
@silica.cant.cook
i know this because im a master of tiktok
>>16270 #
Anonymous
>>16269 #
i know this too I just noticed that the nekochen.net domain did not provide this at the earliest and thus has been considered a failure
Anonymous
>During Muad'Dib's Jihad, Crozeed spoke to Paul Atreides of CHOAM's concern for the loss of business that Paul's Jihad was causing throughout the Imperium.
>>16275 #
Anonymous
>>16274 #
they got space muslims in dune?
Anonymous
>the day is almost up and nekomisa didn't post a first of the month tok
is it over bros
>>16277 #
Anonymous
>>16276 #
that slag is probably too busy
Anonymous
that brazilian really is like ryo if you think about it
>>16280 #
Anonymous
>>16281 #
hey buddy ive watched This is England you cant fool me 🤨
>>16283 #
Anonymous
>>16282 #
This is England is such a good film, that little bald kid is literally me.
>>16284 #
Anonymous
>>16283 #
>cmon go home hurry, your mothers cookin curry
wtf u said this???? not cool bro
>>16285 #
Anonymous
>>16284 #
hey man i love curry. whenever I'm at a indian I order chicken tikka masala
Anonymous
>>16287 #
im down to watch

what do you guys think of peaky blinders?
my friend was telling me to watch it a week ago
>>16291 #
Anonymous
>>16288 #
I cant stand the main characters face in anything he does
>>16292 #
Anonymous
killian McOppenheimer'eigan
Anonymous
>>16290 #
i need one, that's 365 days a year, which means 365 different cute girls im going on dates with. i'm so busy with all the sex i'm having...
Anonymous
reading up on skinhead culture and apparently it was a working class solidarity thing in the beginning, inspired a lot from the british jamaican culture like ska and rocksteady music and stuff like mod fashion and rude boy fashion
then it died down a bit, had a revival 10 years later in the 70s, died down a bit again and then in the 80s just randomly became a neo-nazi thing
>>16296 #>>16297 #
Anonymous
>>16295 #
interesting, the only thing that popped into my mind was swastikas and heavy metal music
Anonymous
>>16297 #
no I clicked off of This is England onto the Skinhead page with a hyperlink
Anonymous
>>16298 #
it's not really a spoiler, i didnt even tell you who kills the main character's dad.
Anonymous
>>16297 #
also i know the plotline, Ive seen the movie like 2-3 times and a few of the "what happened next" stuff
Anonymous
>that scene in "this is england" where he goes pod racing
Anonymous
>>16304 #
they were just being nice to the nekochen posters as they knew it would be posted here and only I, the greatest nekker, knows dutsch
Anonymous
>>16304 #
its funny too because germans invented racism 💀
Anonymous
buh bye
Anonymous
I love that song that goes like

Fuck out the way when you see me
I'm rolling with the LGBT
Anonymous
>forgot to put the dirty laundry in the washing machine
>will have to stay up 2 hours more if i want to be able to wear any of those items tomorrow
i fucking hate morning class
Anonymous
Turns out immot going to bed I'm staying up all night to do anon laundry
>>16316 #>>16317 #
Anonymous
>>16315 #
damn, he'd rather stay up and do laundry than go out looking like a bum
that's kinda based
Anonymous
errybody knows dacrulesss
Anonymous
>>16319 #
yea go ahead mate, Ive checked in with the entire nekochen council and we all unanimously voted yes
Anonymous
Reginald "Reggie" Tulips was born.
Anonymous
Reginald "Reggie" Tulips was born the youngest child of the Tulips gnomes, a family in Rhosquay. His parents, aunts, uncles, cousins, older siblings and he when he grew older all worked in the family owned tavern "The Foamy Tankard".

The bar life wasn't for Reggie, he had few friends and wasn't as jovial or jolly as his gnome kin, eventually being regulated to working in the kitchens as a potwash. He yearned for more, for high adventure on the seas, to be a world traveller, to see more of the world than his hometown.

As he got older, his intelligence became harder to ignore. His natural intellect far surpassed that of his family's and he spent the majority of his meagre wages on books. A chance encounter with a travelling scholar gained him his first real friend and instilled in him a love for knowledge and mysteries.

He begged leave to take a ship to Porthaven, to study at a proper library. After some convincing his parents let him go, and so he and his new friend Bonnie Posta sailed to Porthaven.

Unfortunately, adventure found him after all. Pirates struck their ship a day out from Porthaven. Most of the crew were killed, Reggie and Bonnie were separated and Reggie was adrift at sea on a small plank of wood. To eventually wash up nearby on the coast, with nocoins to his name.
Anonymous
>>16319 #
i will steal it for my novel
Anonymous
Anyone that has any spooky toks for october?
>>16325 #
Anonymous
>>16325 #
im baking a new edition right now post one or else ill use ryogerm witch cos
>>16327 #
Anonymous
>>16326 #
the "goodies" were exactly ryogerm toks lmao
Anonymous
Ill post it when he finishes typing (so he will be forced to copy paste it into the new thread hehe chip trole face.png)
Anonymous
devilish mr seymour
Anonymous
we love dem greenies monstah cans, do we boys
Anonymous
>>16330 #
I added you to it haha

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