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first for reki
are you still posting on sturdy ap
let's go nekori bros
how fun of a gimmick would it be if I had written the rules in google translated portuguese 1/10
>>14322 #
its over
i guess it doesnt matter as long as i get to talk to people
We are all chronically shy and cannot hold conversations with each other
Casting confidence boost #d20 (18)
we can only hold conversations about the environment and how trillionarie companies should get burnt to the ground
we sometimes talk about northernlion
Hey sexy 'nonies, do you come here often or are you just crumbling that cookie all over the place? haha *wink wink high fives all around*
How about we take this to my place, have a few drinks? My mom is making warm choccy milk later today
The feds are masking my filenames making them into long strings of NUMBERS they are sending codes and messages throguh these numbers they are after me
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mood
>mothibro has joined neko
soon we will have all the good tokfu posters
>>14330 #
I'm having an incredibly depressed mental state towards music, I load up the music I normally enjoy but nothing hits anymore, its just all grey
Music like this though, dnb, breakcore, idm (even though that genre name and label sucks) is the only stuff I can enjoy nowadays though
kino song
>>14334 #
yeah Im good I just got a call and had to stop writing
the sum of the cardemum is just that idk why but music sucks and nothing sounds good except dnb and related genres
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>>14335 #
never heard of 'em, lemme give it a listen bubbly
>>14336 #
remember that discussion we had about how listening to music also drain those "feel good chemicals" ? yea i think you're having that rn, maybe a short break would be good at resetting to the normal state
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neko is too active now, i cant read all these posts!
>>14338 #
oh yeah I remember that, dopamine and serotonin releases through music
Yeah youre probably right, strange that I can still tolerate and enjoy electronic stuff though
Maybe I just need to stop listening to music alltogether for a few days or a week and detox
>>14339 #it's only [4 / 5], we have peaked higher
>>14338 #
that song started off really well, it got my attention and i was itching to hear what else it had to offer when it had developed a bit further
but then it kinda underdelivered
>>14342 #
what are we doing?
>>14343 #
idk if you are into this kind of music but man you need to hear the drums and bass in this song [YouTube] ???
wait maybe its not dopamine burnout but maybe I instead have adhd and thats why I can only enjoy stuff that is hyper
Do I? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
It's done.
#d20 (2)
why are my rolls so fucking bad
Summoning outroll the gorlak ogre #d20 (5)
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welp, it was a success. you summoned this song.
>>14359 #
it sounds like something a guy in an undertale shirt and thinning gelled up slickback hair would play on a speaker as he is snapping his fingers (only on one hand, down by his waist) as he walks across the 8th grade school disco dance floor about to muster up the courage to ask out his crush (this will end horribly for him (canon event, cannot interfere))
YOU CAN'T SEE ME BEHIND THE SCREEN
I'M HALF HUMAN AND HALF MACHINE
behold, german kino
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>>14360 #
I strongly associate Lemon Demon with abbles, and so yes, that event feels canon to me, it's the right brand of megacringe.
>>14363 #
Yeah I remember abbles playing him on stream several times, and even going as far as saying "I need some music.. uhhh..... lemon demon!"
Summoning abbles stream in October (Difficulty rating, 19) #d20 (11)
Summoning new Bonitok tonight #d20 (18)
>>14363 #
i feel you would like this if you enjoy lemon demon
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Only a funkeh
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>looking up jobs to try and do some career planning
>every single one says shit like "dynamic" and "innovative", "exciting opportunity" "enthusiastic and passionate"
>>14377 #
it's the cherry on top if they include "x years of experience required beforehand"
and then the job offer is cleaning toilets
>>14378 #
for what I'm looking at it's all like "you must be a chartered member of the royal society of bat surveying" and have "experience with multiple endangered species and successful recovery plan implementation" and "have a can-do attitude and a love for the little things in life!" and "be at least 5'9 tall"
NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE POSSIBLE
>>14379 #
i doubt there are that many animal doctors applying, theyll look at you without every qualification
Do you remember?
The 21st night of September
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>>14379 #
>and "be at least 5'9 tall"
you can fix that by using height-extending shoes and wearing a long ass trench coat to hide them, only con is you'll look like the Postal 2 guy
I actually already do enough to raise awareness of obscure tokfus.
Only Lewisbros understand.
I feel like the worst part as I continue getting qualifications, is that it unironically limits my career paths.
If I end up getting a phd, I'm like, severely limited in jobs that my phd will apply to, y'know? even my current masters im on is very specific.
>>14389 #
Yeah Ive heard something to that effect being the case
Specialize yourself too much and you end up disqualifying yourself from more general but still area-related work
I think Ive read a story or two of people who got their phDs and then ended up without a job for close to a decade because they werent getting any takers in their phd field (possibly due to lack of experience) but they were too overqualified for lower level jobs (barring them from getting experience)
I do non-profit work helping latam tokkers enter the bustling economic forum of the west world, giving them an equal chance at gaining exposure and market share in this harsh conditions
>>14391 #
i just dont want to feel like i wasted years of my life by getting a job that my later qualifications aren't applicable to.
>>14390 #
yeah.. i'm looking at stuff vaguely related to conservation now to try and expand my horizons.
I'll book a meeting with the careers advisors in a few weeks, they'll probably have better suggestions on how to become employable.
will the abbles feet pics come out tomorrow? #8ball (Maybe)
>>14394 #
lol
>cant use my student accomodation, feet pics later
>my room is a biohazard, feet pics later
(You) are here
>I cant take my socks off, they are superglued to my feet, feet pics later
>My camera broke and it censors my feet, feet pics later
>I cant find time to take pics, I am streaming every day for 16 hour shifts, feet pics later
>I was involved in a car accident and they amputated both my feet. feet pics later
>ww3 happened, feet pics maybe(?) later
>Oi've took the pecs an' put em on a taeble ovar theehre, but Oive turnd scoh'ish. feet pecs lay there
>my room is actually a safety hazard, a biohazard even
what does this mean?
did abbles upgrade that gendergolem for manlet golem (ap)
ok im sorry ap
feetcucks BTFO again.
us tiktok chads win.. abbles uploaded a new tok in the last year right?
Ok listen here buddy, yeah Im talking to (You), heres how this is all gonna go down, the game plan, the runaround to get all of this in place
You're going to out first thing tomorrow and buy BIG boots, I'm talking 5 sizes too large, barely hanging on as you lift your foot large
You will then go to the nearest shoe store and buy like 10 pairs of insoles, the higher the heel the better
Then? Leg. Lengthening. Surgery. Bam, after this is done, you will be 6'9'' MINIMUM
When you are done recovering? Guess that - BANG, you stuff your now-still-large boots with SOCKS
Lots of fucking socks, thick socks, ankle socks, thigh high socks. Anything you can fit inside
These BOOTS now fit your feet (and are incredibly soft due to all the socks), and you will with your boots be like 7'3'' due to all the insoles
Thats how you get your abbles gf, you heard?
zoinks
i consider ap and abbles a modern day romeo and julliet story
>>14416 #
that is a very weird thing to think about given we haven't ever spoken nor never will. i simply like their tiktoks
>>14416 #
>In Shakespeare's original story, Romeo is given the age of 16 years and Juliet is given the age of 13 years.
I'm the Montague to your Capulet[YouTube] ???
>>14417 #
romeo recites poems to juliet and ap says unhinged things about abbles on nekochen, the pattern is obvious
>>14421 #
dating a tokker sounds like a really bad idea, all the tokkers i like have mental illnesses.
i will simply be single.
We're destined to fight to the death, so I try to get close just to feel your last breath
My justice swift, in a moment you'll be gone. And I can't wait til you respawn
I'm sick of the silence, I'm not stoic
Warrior or poet, a fighter and a lover but I can't show it
I down low it, they'll never understand what we have
They got suspicions, I just shrug'em off with a laugh
But it's a cover, the situation's upsetting
If I proposed you know it end up as a red wedding
A blood letting, a head on a pike
But if you like, we'll do it anyway I'm willing to fight
I'll see you tonight, there's a full moon on the horizon
and I've been waiting all day to see your sly grin
Maybe the sky can open up and swallow us whole
Eternal heaven for a couple of soulsI need me a forbidden love story between two souls destined to never be allowed to join
>stop being cringe
this world is not for us hopeless romantics. we have lost. its over
ap openly hostile to the idea someone believes in him, how sad, you can pull abbles bud
>>14436 #
believe in me for my personal academic success and my ability to try and make irl friends and an irl girlfriend, dont ship me with someone i've never spoken to, whom i only know through tiktok and their infrequent streams
i ship ap with me because i like him
I ship bombs in storage containers across the atlantic and through the strait of gibraltar and suez canal
i ship ap with abbles because i know it would be a sturdy ship like the titanic
>>14446 #BANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
you are unironically a weird individual and are actively making this site worse for users. go back to sturdychan. I hope to not see you here tomorrow
#autobahn
no matter where AP goes, he's a sperg
listen it was just bants and hes a british man whats up with him
can someone dl 7245832425765375274 in hd? for some reason that tok just auto-corrupts the file every time I try to dl it
Im still upset that white sweater bree was positioned lower and that I didnt take enough precaution to fix it
>>14465 #
I just went with standard definition instead, I dont prefer it but its all I have to work with
its a good tok
alrite time 2 sleepBANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
gn neko
#autobahn
>have a task to do that will take less than 1 hour to complete
>have the entire day to do it, and if I had done it earlier then I could have gone to sleep in time and gotten a healthy amount of it
>wait until 1 am to even begin it and finish at 2 am, will get at most 6 hours of sleep
we do a little trolling
Good mornin
good morning neko
where's da boniposter
Weather has been cloudy and non-stop raining today, at least mosquito summer is over hallelujah
Bus driver said "cheers pal" when I showed him my bus card.
My gender has never felt more recognised. I am a happy gender golem
If Chat Control 2.0 gets passed then I will become noticeably more tame here on neko because the EU will be reading my every message and looking through all of my transactions to see if I am a terrorist :DDD
It was supposed to be voted on today but it was pushed back a bit.
>>14490 #
Salve
I paid 2 euro for a communist organisation newspaper. Why? Idk it felt like it could be a good read
wait you were serious with the chat control stuff
https://www.patrick-breyer.de/en/posts/chat-control/
>>14498 #
Yeah, if it is passed they will implement an AI-scanning tool that reads all electronic communication, ranging from but not excluded to video chats, chats, online forums and encrypted messages. This means that they will require all encrypted chat services like whatsapp and signal to implement backdoors for the government(s) and the EU to use, leading to possibility of these being abused by malicious third parties for spying or other illegal means
Ontop of this: I fucking hate surveillance and hope all CCTVNiggers perish. I dont even have anything to hide so theres no "uhhh you must hate surveillance because you are hiding something" no I just dont want Big Brother breathing down my neck when I am talking to strangers about brazilian girls
I also remember the last time Chat Control was in the current news cycle and they were saying that, in order to properly scan and easily idenfity CSAM, they need to effectively create and implant an index of all known (to them) CSAM hashes or something to that effect, meaning that it could, further down the line, lead to a bunch of liability cases where everyone technically has cp on their devices
I bought protein powder earlier today, trying it with milk right now
Its supposed to taste like chocolate & hazelnut. Tastes a bit like those off-brand nutella hazel spreads
its not too bad, the last chocolate tasting powder I had a few years back was incredibly gross but this one is palatable
Maybe with a bit of choccy milk powder this could be really good
>>14502 #
are ya trying it with warm milk? you can drizzle some honey in it and let it melt, choccy milk is good too tho
its her birthday today
Verdict: it didnt really change the flavour all too much, but it did change the aftertaste a little (for the better)
you got no queen
Eusisters... the islanders... they fucking boomed us again
How do we respond?
>>14511 #
I'm just happy that our economy isn't actually fucked, for a while it seemed like the EUsissies were right and brexit was a suicidal move, but then it turned out that it was just covid and after covid ended in 2022 (covid doesn't exist anymore) our growth was outpacing even Germany :D
soon, der german tokfus will be moving to the UK for jobs, then I'll be winning big!
A fun quote
>Not even East Germany's security police Stasi had surveillance on this level.
-Professor Stefan Axelsson (University of Stockholm)
>>14513 #
I am willing to offer ONE (1!) german tokfu a greencard wedding. Successful applicants will either be
>sleepyreki
>nozzomi_cosplays
>babyroods
>shrivix
>blueclover.cos (she's dutch but that's basically shitty germany)
Applicants know where to contact me. My email address is attached to this post.
>>14516 #
Now this is no comment towards noemi in general but
those pants are so fucking hot I need to date a girl who wears stuff like that
>>14519 #
>wears pants saying "juicy"
>names herself after a fruit
>is holding a vegetable
if you bond burgered noemi, it would count as 3 of your 5 a day.
>>14532 #
I couldn't find the third picture but there's definitely a third picture he's taken with noemi. I swear he just shows up to meet his tokfu.
ngl, I'm green with envy. Like a dog in november.
Going to buy a plane ticket to BRAZZZZZILLLLLLL to take pics with my 'fu and then rush to the airport right after
I like noemi because even when she's taking pictures with guys that look like me, she hides the disgust on her face.
>>14536 #
this image she actually smiles in, the other 2 you posted she is trying really hard to hide the pain
almost like she could smell his pungent scent in the first two but this third guy smelled surprisingly nice
ap how much noemi weighted here
>>14543 #
unironically awful post.
>>14544 #
that guy is JACKED. also, noemi looks really skinny in OOC posts. I could probably lift her fairly easily and I'm weak as a dog in november.
I know anonie laying on his stomach kicking his feet in the air right now
i'm actually sitting up straight like a dog in november, reinstalling CK2 to play the game of thrones mod.
Casting cure hunger #d20 (8) (difficulty rating 12)
>>14550 #
I cast dispel magic #d20 (15)
(difficulty class is 10+ spellcaster's original level (you are level 5 so the DC is 15))
casting my bals in yo mouf #d20 (1)
its over
>>14553 #
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FhLhWKaglDc
#d20 (19) casting fireball
I wonder if I can watch movies on my uni's computers
the displays on these things are really nice and hardly anybody uses them
Its ironic how Cassie from Skins was plagued by her anorexia and overall weight problems but the actor is now chunky/fat
oh right my nekkers, are you guys still interested to watch strange movies from asia and/or maybe some normal western-produced movies this weekend? idk if any of you have anything plannedI dont
where's the fucking cs2 update summer is over
my scandifu is a crack FIEND
>>14563 #
at this point I hope its delayed enough for my friend to finish having fun playing hc wow so we can grind for supreme/global when it comes out
if it comes out too early he will likely not stop playing wow
>>14565 #
>hc wow
metal, i keep dying in vanilla wow every 10 mins but i was thinking of giving that server a try
when I played wow classic i never died, i think i was a little too good at the game. i just put on a d&d podcast, and played the game for 14 hours a day straight for like 2 weeks.
then burnt out hard, cancelled my subscription and went outside to touch grass.
wow erp servers?
I'm gonna say it.
Zureeal is a CUTE.
her bf is a lucky guy.
would you trust this lil guy with your spells
>>14571 #
Anonie. I played Orc Hunter.
I would simply set my Flying Serpent pet on him, and he'd 1v1 him easily.
so... is the movie streem a thing tomorrow or nah
>>14572 #
Are pets worth enough to get one? if not i'd just walk my merry way alone
>>14573 #
you just dont know what you're losin famalammo
>>14574 #
yeah will be tomorrow evening likely, felt like i had given it too short notice to do it today
I am going to McDonalds does anyone want anything? (I am actually going to lie down and feel bad, I will not be going to McDonalds, your orders will not be relayed to the cashier)
>>14582 #
I dont know really, I just am not feeling it
I will pretend to go order food and order a Large Macintosh for you
stay strong thuggies
pitbros won again
apologies for posting 4 times in a row but nobody else is active and I want to share more music
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>>14591 #
that's why they call him billy goatI hope you guys have the story about billy goats where you're from, otherwise I just sound like a retard
>>14593 #
So there are three Billy Goats trying to cross a bridge. Then an evil troll called /pol/schizo jumps out. The first billy goat, the youngest and smallest says "dont eat me, my brother is coming next and he's much bigger and fatter". So the troll lets him go past. The 2nd billy goat does the same thing. Then the third billy goat says the same story, despite there being no 4th billy goat. The troll then goes hungry, because he kept gambling for a bigger billy goat.
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I often take these night shift walks
When the foreman's not around
I turn my back on the cooling stacks
And make for open ground
Far out beyond the tank-farm fence
Where the gas flare makes no sound
I forget the stink and I always think
Back to that Eastern town
I remember back six years ago
This western life I chose
And every day the news would say
Some factory's going to close
Well, I could have stayed to take the dole
But I'm not one of those
I take nothing free, and that makes me
An idiot, I suppose
>>14594 #
we have that in sweden too, The three Bruse bucks but instead of the third big one saying theres a 4th one coming, when he passes over the brige he is so large and strong that he is able to buck the troll back into the stream (he is living under the bridge)
same moral of the story, "those who (weird word translation, but like imagine a snake dislocating its jaw or someone going AAAAAA at the dentist, people gaping their mouthes basically) widen their mouths for a lot, often miss the entire piece"
>>14600 #
this line of conversation makes me think of a song I like
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unrelated but I cant remember how or when I found this song but at some point I came across this
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at first I only kept the song in memory because it was "le funny gag because it doesnt sound like music XDDD" but through listening to it over the years (mostly from when I opened the song to copy the link) it has grown on me
its generally awful music but its pretty good
>>14602 #
hate it
ive been listening to this vocaloid song
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goodnight neko
time 2 sleeeeeeeeeeepBANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
#autobahn
sirs please refresh website if it not work
mothi
gm nekkers
gm neko
>thunderstorm and hailing rain
>sat inside, gonna make a cuppa
supa comfy time
Seeing other tokkers' cosplays of this character makes me realize how well Boni did it
I just thought about it and i think the existence of geoguessr autists has made me scared to ever post a photo online ever
…zo anons doxxing my ass
You guys know how 5g antennas are directional?
I read something about how the government can know which specific antenna your phone connects to which means they know your rough location without even having to tap your phone in any way
>>14618 #
I purposely post(ed) misleading images I took irl from places that I didnt live in or were remotely close to at the time to throw off any schizos who were keeping tabs on namefags
was strolling outside and took a cool pic since the weather is nice and all :3
It would be interesting to see the notepad schizos case on specific anons, see what he thinks is attributed to each one of them
I wanna see what he has onme
>>14632 #
I've still spent over 2 years on .moe during a time that schizos allegedly kept record of all anons in personal notepads, some because "it soothes their paranoia" and some because they were malicious
>>14631 #
I was actually thinking that you could use GPT to automate the process of keeping tabs on somebody's personal info. Earlier I was transcribing long live stream vods into text and I was thinking it would be so easy to feed that text into GPT and ask it to just spit out any notable personal details that a streamer might have mentioned.
Listen to somebody talk for 2 hours straight and they’re bound to reveal some personally identifying info.
>>14637 #
Ok that sounded sus. To be clear I’ve never doxxed anybody in my life and I don’t condone it. I was just thinking about how easy it would be to do if somebody wanted to.
weird neko hours rn
Vidrel is me after doxxing every single poster who had ever stepped foot on this part of the internet and then developing a crush on them
u, r gey
u r a transgenda
WHAY ARR YOU RUNNIN
WoW time #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
yes dood
not a fucking long queue again
I kinda want to own an AK47 in real life, I know that shit is illegal as fuck but idk man one day I will own one
>>14661 #
hahahaha
my country is cucked for gun ownership
you can get a hunting license and then youre allowed to own a single action hunting rifle but never an ak47
>>14662 #
eeh good luck getting one then, maybe if you manage to move countries(favorably america) you could cop one easy
>>14663 #
meh Im probably never leaving this woodland, at least not permanently
At worst I'll get one from the balkans after a war has ended there and then just keep it on my forest estate
>>14665 #
Yeah I doubt by the time I disappear into the woods anyone will hear from me again so thats not gonna be an issue
Is it bad if I don’t really see the appeal in gun ownership
I can’t imagine ever needing a gun in life
Like in most places the law is set up so you can’t ever use it unless you feel in danger for your life
>>14666 #
alrite you do you 'nonie
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damn, ak-47 anon looks like THAT?
PUMP FAKE
pump fake
PUMP FAKE
PUMP FAKE
PUMP FAKE PUMP FAKE PUMP FAKE YUH
PUMP FAKE PUMP FAKE PUMP FAKE YUH
PUMP FAKE
Fuck that shit I pass it to my brodie YUH
The other day I went down the rabbit hole of watching tiktoks of nigs shooting glocks with "switches" on them
Apparently the part you need for full auto conversion is extremely easy to get so a lot of nigs are buying them illegally and turning their glocks auto and shit
Look at this dumb ass shit man
movie at 9pm ish 3 hours from now
should i buy myself some middle eastern goyslop #8ball (Yes)
poggers
You guys remember that guy who got banned on turdy and then showed up here only to then get unbanned an hour later and never show up again?
Only oldnekos remember, that was so long ago
Wanna watch that weird asian movie Pieta in the Toilet?
movie will be here
https://www.twitch.tv/frenchrotation
https://www.twitch.tv/frenchrotation
starts 15 minutes from now mark the calendar
also let me know if u guys can see me typing in chta
stream has started btw
https://www.twitch.tv/frenchrotation
https://www.twitch.tv/frenchrotation
https://www.twitch.tv/frenchrotation
🍀
Not a bad movie night honestly, movie started out slow but it got much better in the mid-end
>>14717 #
I liked the ending, bitter and sad
>>14716 #
It was a very strange movie but I guess thats just how life is, nothing is really ever resolved in the end
I was team "Not really that good of a movie" until the last 30% or so, now I think it was an all right movie but nothing special
picrel is pretty decently depicting my emotions after it.
This was the video that made me pick this movie
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>>14716 #
Yeah, the ending being like it was made it better than anything else couldve done. The tie-in with the Pieta statue he saw when he was visiting church with the child and the fact that coping with loss is just hard, theres no silver lining to it
The video I linked definitely paints the movie in a completely different light but it was a pleasant surprise
>>14719 #
if my schedule allows for it (90% likely) then I am, sure
>>14717 #
imma watch your vid rn, btw are you up for another movie night next weekend? i was thinking of streaming a korean movie called joint security area
A little fact about the movie (kinda):
I think this movie is more or less wiped from the internet, I tried incredibly hard to get a copy of it and didnt find one for weeks until I stumbled upon a very recent upload on vimeo or something like that
Maybe I was just bad at searching or am misremembering how much effort I put it but I couldnt find torrents anywhere, much less when searching for it in japanese
why am i feeling sick all of a sudden, maybe a cold-fever
She is my Pietaand she does the face in this tok as well
>>14728 #
how do u say pieta in portugeese
>>14730 #
Forgetting to drink your tea until it turns cold is one of the biggest curses hailing tea drinkers
I forgot to drink my tea because I was so focused on the movie
>>14729 #
>how do u say pieta in portugeese
La Piedad del Vaticano o Pietà
>one of the biggest curses hailing tea drinkers
I actually prefer my tea cold, I dont know why
Back when I drank tea a lot a few years back, I would always brew my 1.2 L of tea in this big cup and then forget about it until it went fingerwarm/cold because I was gaming
Then I chugged it (or just drank it over the course of a few minutes) and brewed another cuppa
I still do this but usually nowadays I drink it a bit sooner than 3 hours after brewing it
but to be fair, I brewed this batch 3 hours ago exactly lol
also I found a handful of toks in my folder that I havent seen nor posted before, I dont know how they evaded me until now but I found them
>>14730 #
>>14731 #
i forgot to tell you i tried the method of letting the water cool down a bit before adding the tea baggy in it, turns out pretty nice now taste wise
>>14734 #
My current stack is 1L of water, 2 bags of Earl Grey, a dash of milk (like a dl or so) and then a spoon of honey in
This lasts me a few hours and is perfectly proportioned for my tastes
>>14736 #
just normal honey, the one you can buy at any store
I dont discriminate between "normal" honey, unfiltered, those specialized honeys and such, I just get the basic one
>comment: "many dark eye rings, are you going to sleep girl?
>tok description: My dark circles are swollen and I can't hide them, hey;-;
>words in tok: It's natural, my eye is natural, like, I put on makeup here, but it's natural, I sleep, I have a bad eye,
wow, the photo is horrible here, look at the eye there, look at the
:( I like them I hope she doesnt feel bad about them
>>14737 #
she do look cute with dem dark eye bags on, but good lord she need some sleep(or maybe her eyes are just genetics)
>>14739 #
wut
anyways im tired and going to sleep would fix my reading comprehension right up! goodnite nekoBANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
#autobahn
Evening fellas
>>14750DELETED BY 'admin'
NFFFF FUCK
RYO
BABY. DONT MAKE ME CUM. DONT MAKE ME CUM BABY.
OH FUCK
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM FUCK
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
FUCK
jesus
that was a fucking good nut
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Wake up, Mr. West, Mr. West, Mr. Fresh
Mr. by-his-self-he-so-impressed
I mean, damn, did you even see the test
You got D's motherfucker, D's, Rosie Perez
And yes, barely pass any and every class
Lookin' at every ass
Cheated on every test
I guess this is my dissertation
Homie, this shit is basic
Welcome to graduation
Good morning
Good morning
Good morning
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whoop
>friend has started to mention trans stuff basically every time i talk to him
>posted a picture of him wearing a small amount of makeup and earrings the other day
welp.
>>14761 #
I heard a friend mention whilst high once that he was intoAGP
I feared the day he would transition but I think he managed to keep the demons at bay
good day nekos
>>14762 #
sadlyno
>>14763 #
I don't know if I can do anything to help in this situation, I feel like if I was openly trainsphobic it would just push him further into a socially isolated situation where he only talks to demons and devil worshippers, but if I do nothing and he does become trains, well.. I'll be loosing a friend :/
>>14766 #
I havent mentioned it to my friend nor has he mentioned it to me since that one night we talked about it in the bathroom high as horses
That was like 3 years ago so many I just lucked out and he didnt feel like trooning
Only thing you can do is to be even more male-inclusive in your behaviour, ramp up the toxic masculinity and bretheren-ness, do dude things with him
unless he is an online >friend
in that case you are fucked lol
forgot my boni
>>14770 #
There might be ONE strategy you could employ, but it is very risky and the price to pay may be greater than the good it brings
You must take this friend away from the sources of trannydoom and bring him where no troon dare tread:Counter-Strike 2
Do this, steal him from the suffocating grasp of Trannorant and Riot GAYmes products, and he may be saved.
i dont mind trans and gay people as long as they dont hurt others(especially kids)
I support everyone and feel as if everyone should be as they self please. if they feel like thye are a troon or w/e idc
But I support women before I support trannies and there are too many statistics on men transitioning to woman and then committing sexual crimes on actual women and/or transitioning after the crime to be put in women's prisons to keep being nonces there
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11492797/Four-10-transgender-criminals-prison-guilty-sex-crimes-new-data-shows.html
stuff like this does not look too good tbh
>>14775 #
Ive met three ftm trannies and theyve been nothing but chill tbh, two of them were more of the ambiguous middle ground and one actively tried to be as male-presenting as possible and I dont see any problem with them trying to be what they want to be, I fw it
I don't mind trainsfolk, but I have to admit that I've never interacted with any irl. My main interaction with trainspeople is when a youtuber I like trainsitions and starts putting on a forced feminine voice and I have to unsubscribe because I can't stand it. Every single mtf trainswoman's voice I've heard makes me curl up, I simply cannot listen to it, I am sorry. Therefore, if an online friend trainsitioned, I likely would not be able to hang out with her as she would probably do the trainsvoice.
>>14774 #
>ftm
well obviously they're chill, ftm trains folk, especially the "ambigious" ones, are literally just "tomboys", except "tomboys" as a concept got memoryholed by the LGBTQ+ Alliance.
>>14777 #
I dont mean the ambiguous type of ftm that is like half female half male presenting, I mean the gender slushie that you can tell does look a bit androgynous but does not look like anything, like it could swing either way
basically NB or genderfluid
but I also do think that if I had any experience with mtf trannies irl I would rapidly change my mind and actively dislike trannies. my favourite genre of gender for sure
i accept troons and hecking valid enbies that do not cut up their genitals in strange ways
Someone linked a reddit clone for TERFs on ttg like a year ago and I have lurked it on-and-off ever since, pretty interesting stuff that they bring up
ovarit.com if any of you havent seen it before
Fatties though? Dont support them
Dont like 'em
Dont appreciate 'em
Dont wanna see 'em
Dont wanna smell 'em
Dont want them around me
Dont want them in my city
Easy as
triplepost but scandinavia has actually 180'd completely on the whole gender identity thing, it used to be a forefront of "progression" in such topics but as of late there have been heaps of research, documentaries and legislation that are going against the whole transgender debate, painting it as a mental illness and prohibiting young kids from going on puberty blockers or taking cross-sex hormones
I wonder whats going to come from this, if its going to keep going in this direction or if they will 180 again
quadrupleposting but I just signed up for a year's deal with a 24 hour gym that's a short bus ride away, it's the cheapest price I could find, it's open 24 hours, and it'll let me keep to my schedule of waking up at like 6am and then I can get into the gym nice and early when it's probably empty as heck on a tuesday.
>>14784 #
who won the formula?
also 24 hour gyms are comfy, I used to go to one real late in the night when I was neeting but nowadays I go to a normal time-limited gym (sadly)
1 year contract is insane though, are you motivated enough to justify it?
>>14785 #
max verstappen won the formula
well it's a 9 month contract actually, but that's how the student deal works, I wish I could do it by month, but the last few times I've done gyms by month I stopped going, sooooo.
>>14786 #
oh yeah fair, if you buy the full contract its not only cheaper per month but also sunk cost fallacy might keep you going
>max verstopped won
was this expected or was it an upset?
>>14787 #
100% expected, he won 12 out of the 15 races this season, he won 10 races in a row. they had a really bad car for one track, now it's back to normal tracks and it's back to him winning everything
>>14788 #
Do you cheer for him or do you still cheer for that cute asian girl? or maybe that was F2
Whats the point in watching if Max Verboten wins everything, do you just ignore his existence and cheer for who gets 2nd place instead?
>>14789 #
i have no idea what cute asian girl you're talking about. Juju noda? She races in some F4 stuff now, she's kinda shit and I don't watch her stuff, but she cute I guess
I just watch f1 on a second monitor, so it's never something I'm fully committed to.
👆🏻🤓 um ackshully 19 months ago you mentioned on a single post that you preferred brown bread over white bread, why are you lying now?
LEAVE ME ALONE STOP CATALOGUING ALL MY POSTS, I KNOW YOU PRINT OUT EVERYTHING I POST AND PUT IT ON YOUR WALL. LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE
AHHHHH, /POL/SCHIZO, HELP ME, THEY'RE DOGPILING ME ON THE NKO
AP, 4 years ago you ate at an indian restauraunt at 12 pm
I even found this old photo of you and reki, and I found your soundcloud where you make rap music.
I found your old pinterest account where you uploaded pics of you in black and white nail polish (I confirmed it was you based on your nailbeds)
ap i know whats your favorite color
>>14802 #
It's a picture of reki with some random dude, and I put a very bad cover of MF Doom's "Supa" over it, and posted it pretending it with actually me, the infamous rekiposter, in both things, but neither are me.
A little birdie told me this AP figure is actually of Nepalese mountain farmer origin
Big if true
CS2 on september 27th btw
t. knower
we're ALL going to be playing CS2I won't be.
picrel is me gaming cs2 with the homies (on open-beta release Sept. 27th)
I look like this and game like this
rush b rush b rush b rush b rush b rush b rush b rush b rush b rush b rush b rush b rush b rush b
*dies to a 1 deeg*
rush b cyka
go b for boni. that's b for boni.
forgot pic
I will queue one (1) match of cs2 right now, for she
*grinds 8 hours a day of valorant for she*
Ok third game of CS2 ever, lets hope I dont get 4 russian 10 year olds who go afk every round and that the map isnt Nuke again :DDD
I love nuke but I wanna play some other map this time maybe hahah :D
ITS INFERNOO WOOOOOOO NEW MAP ITALIA ARRIIIBAAAAA
4 afk in the first round, then after 25 seconds of not doing anything they all go A
this game is fucking over gonna teamkill my teammates until I get banned
>>14821 #
thats what you get for playing cs2, when you could be playing valorant with me. (I will be your pocket healer)
he pulls my heartstrings just to play with me
i cast valorant #d20 (5)
>>14827 #
sorry anonie, maybe another day. I'll try and install it later today tho so I'll have it ready!
the enemy team surrendered when they were up 3-1 so I won
ez game? I didnt have enough time to google translate "KYS" to russian so i could scream it into my microphone so I dont feel as if I accomplished enough that match
>he's playing CS2 when he could be playing valorant with me
😭
nvm i forgot my riot password hol on
the other day I saw this in a store.
The OFFICIAL Xbox 360 Wireless Gamepad Fable 3 edition for only £35
Did I fuck up by not buying it? #8ball (No)
jks aside the controller looks minty, cop that one also
i dont own a 360 anymore and tbh if I bought one, the only game i'd play on it that doesnt exist on PC is fable 2.
i miss the 360 era, shit was so easy to get seething hate mails back then
Sorry Neko, I'm gonna disAPpear for a few hours.
I need to do some more prep work for my tabletop rpg campaigns, and I have spreadsheets with stuff I've been planning to work on for weeks, and then I gotta organise my downloads folders and move all my toks into standarised folders and then make sure I actually put the instagram saved stuff down correctly. My computer is a mess rn so I'm gonna go put on some northernlion and work away like a computer monkey for a while.
Cya later.
for dinner? Roast Pork.
gay time is over
get to the fucking barracks
*Shoots the Drill Sergeant, ghetto blaster style*
gootbyeBANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
#autobahn
Monster Energy™'s best ever marketing campaign was getting Boni to drink their mystery liquid
valorierant download so slow...................................
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism so need child game to relax
wheres the guy who keeps posting the "I dont think about you at all" neko sturdy pic now that sturdy was talking about neko and nekoposters a little too obsessively today
>>14862 #
only 3 mentions of neko in the last thread, unless there were more in the thread before it idk
>>14863 #
were also contextual mentions and them going back and forth on the AP dialectics they usually pull
>>14865 #
yeah on my part I dont care, I just find it funny the guy made that image and then they do the same thing themselves
very silly
>fu loves crocs
>fu loves kpop band called aespa
>aespa reveals that they are partnering with crocs to release their own croc merch
cute
[YouTube] ???
I played Valorant with her once 🥰
she cherry on her noemi
i browse lolcow.farm sometimes when i'm craving some sweet e-celeb drama
time to game #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
>>14884 #
all about dat bass, dat bass
no trouble
[YouTube] ???
need burg
been farting all morning. the whole house smells like nasty farts.BANNED BY 'admin' FOR 7 DAYS FOR "."
>>14363
Maybe I will go to sleep on time for the first time in forever
>>14897 #
I used to really like Ella, thought she was super kino
My appreciation for her toks is not as strong these days but she's still pretty decent all things considered
>>14900 #
fr I do NOT get the obsession over shoes
i have like 4 pairs total and that's it
to me obsessing over footwear is like a womanly traijt
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8pm here! time for me to snuggle up and go to bed!
goodnight neko
>kill craig boar
>drops 7 copper coins
New bonitok
Dear 8ball, do you approve of me getting rest? #8ball (Yes)
Boni and Bonbi are too close in spelling
One freudian slip and it goes from a name to an insult
i hate the anti christ
Sat at a bus station and just had very intimate eye contact with a girl on a bus passing by, it almost felt a bit sad, like if we both longed for each other but destiny had decided for us to never meet again
life fuel
Good morning neko
I wonder what couldve been between me and bus girl
this square wave synth is so fresh
I have an unhealthy obsession with this girl
>>14935 #
idk whats up with your neko but you probably have monkeypox in your computer or something
also
>Google Reverse Image Search, Yandex Image Search, IQDB image search, SauceNAO image search
why do you need this on a Bonitokposting website
I did a mockup
wouldnt this look better? now its like 3 lines with a lot of dead empty space
same with this post im writing now, 3 lines of very short information when theres a lot of space to the right
I think the way it was >>>>>>>>>> tbh
I thought the icons were supposed to be clickable but they just add extra clutter
plus theres no space between the file size denominator and the resolution
you know what would be cool
adding a cute kitty logo next to every post
>>14951 #
>artist info
there has not once in the history of ttg been a need for artist info metadata to be displayedPlus, it already was displayed
>mspaint adds support for layers and png transparency
wtf? big
ong this now looks bussing
I had to look through old screenshots to find how it looked before these changes
The current system going from short to long to longer kinda makes it feel as if its creating a barrier with too much information separating the post from the video
neko's new design sucks. im going back to crystalcafe
this place's sucks, im going back to alabama
>everyone actually left
only I remain, its over for nekomin
his changes, akin to governments and companies everywhere, caused his userbase to fizzle out like a Coca Coca Life left outside on a hot summer day
this new stuff STINKS and I am a hater! im going back to the ghetto
Imback
Good morning fellas
BRING BACK SUMTHING FOR DA HOOD MF
BRING BACK SUMTHING FOR DA HOOOOD
[YouTube] ???
Just saw an Asian girl.
Just saw an old man.
Just saw a pigeon.
Just saw a british person.
Just saw a brazilian (awooga)
INCREDIBLY cute redhead just started standing at same bus stop as me. Awooga.
How to break the ice with a redhead girl
1) ask her if she's from ireland
Should I try and talk to her #8ball (Maybe)
i cast rizzeroni all'italiana #d20 (20)
SHE JUST WALKED OFF. ITS OVER.
bus comes in 15 minutes. M-maybw she'll be back
SHE'S BACK
I managed to snap a pic of her. She's so cute. Reminds me a little of bonbi
This will be my last blogpost about my bus stop love. I may never see her again but I will remember heruntil tomorrow when I fall in love at the bus stop again
i now remember the anonie that had a tokfu pillow
theory based on nothing but logical deduction:
I think that anon who owns those is turdmin
wasn't he black
I made the mistake of translating the lyrics of another Bonitok song
No escurinho nois fode fode
I cant stop listening to brazilian funk songs about SEX
I am a lost cause
fazer sexo
15000
>bus home from uni got so full that the driver closed the doors and forced like 10 people to wait an hour for the next one
Phew, glad I got on it. I was on it like a nekobro on a boni tok.
POV: Boniposter gets in the bus before you
do you guys wanna see the cat i befriended today :D
>>15009 #
he followed me home, i had to pick him up and carry him out of the garden and tell him to go home. my dog isn't friendly with cats :/
here's another picture of the cat
I do not get the post above mine
I accidentally posted a reki picture instead, sorry. Here's the kitty cat.
Cat eating weeds
my tokfu is insanely pretty.
Gonna turn my 'fu into a lego mural
rate the stack
>>15026 #
>happiness doubled
>got a piercing
>kisscount and bodycount didn't increase
>age increased
this summer is an epic winrar for reki
>>15026 #
>>15027 #
>my pre-summer stats
age-23
relationship-single
piercing-0
tattoos-0
happiness-7/10
<3song-i dont know
kisscount-5
bodycount-0
(the joke is that my post-summer stats are identical)
I think my kiss count is 5 as well actually (at least sensually kissed)
wtf thats crazy
Just finished building it! what do you think?
And you don't seem to understand
A shame you seemed like an honest man
I think the filename being underneath the "Anonymous" part looks weird and out of place
>>15036 #
anonie, im well versed in photoshop for penis enlargement purposes. I can tell a shop when I see one.
>funniest nekochen poster
god I wish that was me
I hevcposted so we get double the toks
nigga
i have an ear infection and it's hurting D:
go to the doc
I have never taken antibiotics (in real life (not in a video game))
I am the bacteriokillermaster
(Viruses infect my body)
>>15046 #
thats probably why you're so heterosexual. i took antibioitcs as a kid and now i post FTM enbies on neko :/
should i make a doctor's appointment on wednesday adams if things aren't better by then? #8ball (Yes)
8ball is ALWAYS right...
Is Boni the cutest tokker ever? #8ball (No)
is Reki the cutest tokker ever? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
Does the 8ball sometimes lie? #8ball (Maybe) 🙏
cope boni bro
reki regiments win again
Is it actually cope #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
don't worry boni bro, i still like you :D
seriously though this ear infection is painful, i just downed some painkillers, now im gonna roll into bed at 8:30pm. les gooo
How do ear infections even occur I have never heard of someone getting one of those irl
>>15045 #
Take antibiotics
drink banana protein shake
drink water(warm temp)
sleep 10 hours a day
Problem solved
Im about to play LoL, any anonies got cool tips and trips for a newwvie
*newbie
I dont even need to translate these lyrics to know it is about sex
every brazilian song is about sex
Haha I am rapidly approaching the "maybe I should kms" part of obsession haha
>>15075 #
yeah im all right, I'm just weirding myself out by how much I think about this 'fu
until recently I never understood how ttgers cared this much but I get it now
>>15077 #
I dont need help, I can have this as my quiet little hobby until I find a real girl to obsess over instead
its just us two here and she is still on the screen silly
Also neko on mobile never displays the connected user number
>>15083 #
yea its 23:13 here rn and i gotta use mobile comfy on bed
>mobile
lol
>>15084 #
I installed it and closed the pc, changed my mind but im gonna play it tomorrow for 20 minutes and then never touch it again probably
>>15085 #
>20 minutes
having a match that short is impossible, its at minimum 45 minutes counting all loading screens, picking phases and queue time shit
Btw how was your day dear boneposter? everythings good?
>>15088 #
yeah im doing all right, I havent eaten in a long time but I drink like 800 kcal per day so Im doing fine
think its like 40 hours (solid) fast now, no noticeable tiredness, mood changes, energy loss at gym, focus loss
gonna try to stay liquid (milk and protein powder shake) for a few more days depending on how long I can go without feeling ill
I was supposed to do stuff today but Ididnt do it
I will do it tomorrow morning instead
>>15089 #
>i havent eaten in a long time
Days long? hopefully not or else ill be worried about u a bit
>>15091 #
Im blind lol
did you do anything fun today besides seeing cow?
>>15092 #
? the anonie posting the cow pics wasnt me
Anyways today i did nothing, feeling tired
>>15094 #
Him who? ap/bingo?
>>15093 #
>wasnt me
strange, then I have literally no idea who posted it
it kinda looked like english coutnryside so that leaves an obvious subject but the time it was posted was like 40 seconds before the time the pic was timestamped
maybe his phone is set to the wrong time if its him
>>15093 #
>today i did nothing
not even javascript?
we only have one british poster on this site man, take a guess
>>15097 #
you cannot assume off of unlikely happenings, you have to go off of what is reasonable
if a murder takes place in venice, you dont start looking for subjects that, at the time of the murder, were in Florence
sure, maybe he killed the guy but is it likely?
#8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
honestly mang, im so dumb its just depressing
>>15103 #
have you always felt like this or did it happen later in life á la wristy who started feeling dumb after his teeth fillings
>>15104 #
nah i always felt like this, people have told me the same stuff before so it is based on facts and logic(tm)
>>15105 #
maybe you just dont care enough about certain things to pay attention to the small stuff
could be that the stuff that you are interested in, you pay more attention to than the average person
or maybe you are right, idk how it actually is
another possibility is that you are just stubborn and speak too quickly, you come up with an explanation and then instantly say / start posting it without giving it 2nd thought or are too stubborn to entertain other possibilities
>>15108 #
almost spouted a *tought* mindlessly there heh
i sleep too bybye i shouldve slept 2 hours ago
how could she do this to us
>master of minecraft
>never played minecraft
>look at my minecraft things
genius.com
goodmorningherearesomenew🍀toks
first bus girl and now 🍀 uploads a tok of her kissing some midlet??
it's joever, im getting the rope
it's clOVER
>>15115 #
Why would you upload yourself kissing somebody on tiktok
Is that part of the genshin lore or something
bosting the best bok before i go to uni
I was never a morning person
5050 chance I skip class today we will see
>>15121 #
plus, the flip command cannot return "flip" so its void
it only returns flap or flop #flip (flop) #flip (flop) #flip (flap) #flip (flop) #flip (flop) #flip (flap) #flip (flop) #flip (flap) #flip (flap) #flip (flap) #flip (flap)
Boni bro did you skip clASS
Blogpost update: just fell in love with a cute androgynous girl in my class
Penistone bros...
There's this 4'10 girl in my class that I think is into me. She reads a lot
I just woke up
I skipped class
>>15138 #
how could you? if you dont graduate you'll never get a good job and earn enough money to get a qt gf..
>>15139 #
>get a good job
Im gonna get a farm and live there until I expire eventually anyways, I dont need a good job
She also really likes Aiko. I used to not like this cos much but I really like it now
i think that's how tokfus work. at first you like them for one cosplay, and then slowly even their least good cosplays grow on you and you're refreshing their page multiple times a day to check for new toks, hunched over your desk in a dark basement, spamming F5
>>15146 #
So true bestie
But you also forget the part where you are on google maps in their hometown trying to find a straight that matches up with the shadows in an image they posted on social media showing that they were on google streetview 😅
But I would never do that haha, would just be a fun thing you could do haha
>>15147 #
>>15149 #
we don't do this. what we do instead iseat healthy, go for daily walks and practice meditation
wake up joe biden
kinda regretting signing up for d&d club. it's 6pm to 10pm. 😭
>>15160 #
>4 hours in a room with no fresh air, estrogenized oxygen molecules and no german class
its over
i want mothi to take me to the shadow realm
i want boni tot take me to the shadow realm (brazil)
okay i have to admit it, boni mogged abbles in that tok contest.
maybe it's time to delete my abbles folder and become a boni bro
Ibuki time
can you upload a boni archive?
anon I will trade you the rare jawfus, please, just one boni archive
It feels like weve had this conversation before
You have something I want.
I have something you want.
Let's make a deal.
>didnt go to class
>wont upload the boni archive
he's a villain
ANON WHY WOULD YOU SKIP CLASS TO POST BONI TOKS WHEN YOU'VE GOT AN EXAM TOMOZ
>>15178 #
Its only a mock exam it does not have any weight on my score for this course
also boni in the hardware store :D
>>15179 #
how is she confident enough to wear THAT cosplay in public, especially in a place in a HARDWARE STORE
got the pic
let's move the fuck out of here gang
I also took a sc of that
drimking tea? #8ball (Maybe)
drimking tea? #8ball (Maybe)
wow
drinking boba? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
I could take her heart in store, and I'll love her til she's sore
I could break her heart in four, and now I dont want her anymore
im never losing my virginity with this
Top 5 unexpected endings to a tok, of all time
>he isn't replying to my kiss
it's so over
Have any of you ever kissed a dude on the lips?I have
i've never kissed a man but it wish i could
>>15201 #
Its pretty overrated, men arent particularly good kissers
I am a #TeamGirlKisser every day of the week
>>15201 #
I've kissed a guy, multiple times, had a bit of a 'thing' with him. This was like 10 years ago though.It was nice.
>>15204 #
most of my tokfus use they or he pronouns, so i simply cannot be straight.
Look at someone like reki, that's a boy. i'm GAY.
I am reportedly a really good kisser
Source: one girl
>>15208 #
reki is such a pretty boy ong
>>15207 #
kinda surprised tbh, scandis usually have the reputation of being really cold towards touching in general(4chin told me this)
for example in italy we kiss each other on the face as a greeting, especially in south italy shit is prevalent
>tryin to log in into my tictoc acc
>maximum number of attempts reached, please try again later
its been like this all day what happened
>>15215 #
i dont type anything i choose the "log in with google account" option and it just logs me in effortlessly
haha imagine getting drunk with a bunch of cute scandi boys...
/ttg/ spin the bottle.
i go first
#d3 (3)
whoops, looks like I have to kiss you anon #3 ;)
I am anon number #3 (hoping for not 3)
oh fuck i meant #d3 (1)
Gay time is over.
Stop being gay and get back to work.
make a tinder account in the near future? #8ball (It can't be helped)
I'm going on the bus now
>>15224 #
listen to this banger in the meanwhile
[YouTube] ???
what do d6d podcasts even talk about? is ist just an audio-only version of a campaign that someone else is playing?
Germans can order food and drinks through discord, just saw an ad for that on twitch
thats crazy
this shit crazy bro
https://virtualdinerbot.com/
i can finally order my supreme pizza in between anime erp sessions
Saw a video of a swedish person speaking english and I had the monthly reminder that I sound like an elf when I speak english
I had a dream that I was Boniposting on /fit/ and AP was responding to me in the thread but also writing the exact same thing on neko to make it known that it was him that was responding to me
i had a dream where AP was playing valo with me
LoL is fun
t. level 5 faggot
nonie only plays girl champions hihi
Looking at the questions we were supposed to have done for today and discussed in the class that I skipped
MaybeI shouldnt have skipped hehehe we do a little trolling
LoL match was fun, 5/10
>>15250 #
You should get one of the champs with a hook ability like blitz or thresh and curbstomp these noobs
>>15251 #
i will, had to switch to missy fortune cuz gwen has only close range attacks that are suicide tier, shame on me for choosing her basely on looks
he picked gwen cus of the emiru cosplay I bet
gwen as a champ is pretty difficult and starting off iwth her as one of your first isnt advisable, would probably go for something easier like garen if you are into melee top laners
1200 kcal today at most, probably closer to 1050-1100
Will I drop unconscious tomorrow from starvation? #8ball (It can't be helped)
>>15259 #
yeah Im still doing a liquid fast, Im not eating any solids
I drink like 1.5 L of milk a day with one scoop of protein powder for half of that and thats it
I'm currently at dnd club. Made my character
test
I offered to run vampire the masquerade and nobody was interested. Kekarooney.
At least the cutest girl in the club is in my group. The transgirl who is president kept coming over to talk to her and gave her a back of sweets that was her favourite.
>>15279 #
Yeah! I got to speak to new people and be super comfy in the environment knowing I'm the alpha male in that group
>NOOOOOO STOP ORDERING CHICKEN TIKKA MASALA
I saw frozen chicken tikka masala at trader joes the other day but it was $6 for a tiny portion
i swear indian food is so expensive for how little you get
There was also a massive bag of kung pao chicken so I just bought that instead
why cant i sleep
i need to wake up in 5hours
It's so funny that I can reference a dumb YouTube video and anon remember it
Goodnight neko.
this place is like a discord server
wdhmbt
She joined a terrorist organization
So proud of her
besides tiktok where do you guys find new music to listen to?
good morning discord
easy exam methinks
>I love to eat brownie
wow, insightful caption from mi petit bonita
this tok is unironically so creative and easily the funniest kakegurui tok I've seen.
most tokfus just get a pack of playing cards and dance with them, boni plays solitaire.
i stan istg
>brown guy sits next to me at bus stop
>glance over at his phone
>he is on shitgpt asking it about programming
I respect the hustle but it just strengthens my preconceived notions on the type of people that care about such fickle technology
>handsome white guy sits next to me at bus stop
>glance over at his phone
>he is on neko shitposting about me
>>15320 #
I hope chatgpt releases some kind of function that allows people to check if text is taken from chatgpt. because people shouldn't be using it to cheat in college, even if it sometimes just spits out nonsense babble that an unintellectual would copy and paste and get a fail for.
lots of imposters in this thread, they are among us
sus
>>15322 #
>even if it sometimes just spits out nonsense babble that an unintellectual would copy and paste and get a fail for.
it already does this
>chatgpt releases some kind of function that allows people to check if text is taken from chatgpt
they have said this is impossible
>>15324 #
11labs said they were releasing something that you could run an audio through to check if it was 11labs, this was basically like 2 weeks after the software released. I refuse to believe chatgpt can't do the same thing, unless of course, chatgpt is being coded by chatgpt, and the prompt engineers don't know how to make that happen.
>>15325 #
I need to download more bonis
If I didnt have limited bandwidth on my phone I would megu for bonis
minha flor
I will megu for bonis for you
megu heard your call and spit out 3 bonis in a row.
LETS GOOOO MEGU POSTING REKI
i remember when this tok was first posted
okay this is the last boni i'll post from megu, i need to go watch northernlion play super auto pets.
wait nvm, megu posted reki, i must watch it
I really like this 'miru too. It's a shame she sold her soul to join OTK and cosplays once a blue moon these days.
bonbi and boni linked up, need it or keep it?
>>15346 #
Do you think streamers like Emiru have personal trainers and dieticians or do they just look good naturally? I'm of course talking about female streamers, male streamers are all like asmongold and look like gremlins despite being multi-millionaires.
>>15327 #
>say this
>then think "hmm I could open megu for a little while, it shouldnt hurt
>2 toks later I get a text
>"Hi. You have used all of your bandwitdh for this month"
lol
boni OWES anon money for more bandwidth.
No escurinho nois fode fode fode fode fode
just realised in my dream reki uploaded 3 new toks, i went to check them, and they're not there.
even in my dreams I am being teased with the promise of tiktoks, that never manifest
>>15362 #
All I hope for is that whoever grades my test isnt a shitter and actually gives me good feedback
playing cs
russniggers are not human
that is all
playing dota
russniggers are not human
that is all
living in russia
russniggers are not human
that is all
>russian says
>oookayy russophobe?? racist??
I say "Yes"
they kick me
hey neko! what did you eat for dinner yesterday?
mom said we have to cook some food
i dont have the heart to tell her that I have transcended, that I no longer require sustenance
>>15378 #
I was bulking as recently as 2 weeks ago, then I went down to maintenance for a week before I started doing this fast
None of this was planned, it just happened
I plan to go back to bulking when this is over but idk, shits fucked right now
>>15379 #
instead of cycling between bulking and fasting, why not find a middle ground called.. eating normally...
>>15381 #
So like, why not just eat a couple hundred calories more than usual per day? I don't understand why you're fasting if you want to gain weight.
>>15382 #
Thats literally what a bulk is
Who am I even talking to, this is so strange
>I don't understand why you're fasting if you want to gain weight.
I wont go into it now but I have a reason for it, the reason logically makes no sense but there is one
Indian protein shake
[YouTube] ???
I have been watching too many indian street "food" videos recently.Absolutely revolting
>>15383 #
i hope you get to your goal wait anon, sorry for maybe coming across as trolling you, i was just genuinely confused, but i trust that you know what you're doing.
>>15385 #
Im not trying to hit a goal weight, neither with my bulk nor with this current fast
the bulk will continue until I cannot stand how flabby I look (and/or I reach 100kg, whichever comes first), the fast is for a health reason
I never took your posts as trolling, I just could not understand what you meant since you were talking about "why are you bulking, why not just do (describes bulking)"
I do have it under control dont worry, as soon as I notice that my issue has stopped or what Im starting to feel concern for my health (due to brainfog or some shit like that) ill just start munching on my meat and beans again, its all under control
only day Ive felt any particular hunger has been today actually, and thats despite drinking my brotein shake an hour ago, other days Ive been fine
i literally have to look away from my screen as i type this because that picture above is so disgusting. please dont post it again, i cant look at neko until it's scrolled off my screen
you can hide it, click the little downwards chevron
>he posted it againBANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
alright cya later neko #autobahn
nigga you just used that as an excuse to autobahn yourself come on now
POV: you are a british colonizer in india and saw the hindu sludge drink
>>15400 #
>STOP ORDERING THIS
>THIS IS MAKING CHIPPY SHOPS GO EXTINCT BECAUSE YOU BONGS CANNOT STOP ORDERING IT EN MASSE
time to walk le pups (they are not puppies anymore) and then go curl some metal rods and plates
strange observation: TIMI warningsince going on this fast, I have not had any urge to jerk it
anon whats a TIMI
i literally logged back into neko and that fucking image is STILL on my screen, stop posting it please.
i really really really like this image
its all yours my friend
I can do 10 pull ups, for she (the last 2-3 have minor kipping)
if you guys are the type to enjoy farming (You)s on 4chan, just lurk /fit/ for when a new Fat People Hate thread is about to be baked and within the top few posts type something like this
alternate angle
I figured out how to hide posts. We're all gonna make it bros.
oh yeah? Hide THIS
>>15419 #
if you play your cards right and only hide during your mulligan, you could end up with a top deck reki post
Mami is underrated but she slayed here
posting the best boni tok of the last 4 years
do I watch the 11 minute long stream recap video.. or do I watch a classic binding of issac video?
#d2 (2)
LoL(Laughing Out Loud) time? #8ball (Yes)
will anon win in lOl? #8ball (No)
my bad, wont happen again, promise
classic
man, the amount of times in recent memory that I have thought "it would be so fucking tasty to eat ____ right now" is crazy
saw a vid of chicken nuggets, considered ordeering chicken nuggets and then remembered im not eating
for me? it's sushi. I haven't had sushi in like six weeks and i'm CRAVING it
i need hot dog with mustard
finished LoL match, we lost, the enemy team had an Aatrox and Teemo that ripped asses apart like bags of chips
>When it comes to showers, Brazil is the leader of the pack, and the cleanest. While only 7% of Brazilians take a bath, 99% report taking weekly showers. How many showers? On average, Brazilians take two showers a day or 14 showers a week.
brazil showers:
alright im setting my alarm and going to the gym tomorrow morning.
Is it bad that I want to try the hindu yellow goop protein shake
but like not prepped by indians, like done properly
>>15452 #
yes
that literally looked likedog diarrhea when they have eaten too much fat and cant digest it all so it collects as a yellow sludge slime over the diarrhea
>>15454 #
>>15455 #
You guys say it's disgusting and I can also see that for myself.
But clearly those indians seem to be paying money for this stuff.
My brain wants to reconcile the two and be sure that it's either disgusting or not disgusting
man this Desi Protein Shake (green edition) sure is tasty
ok ok so I looked it up
apparently all it is is:
- water
- roasted chickpea powder
- suagar
I think it just looked really weird because this dood was mixing it with a wooden spoon instead of with a blender but that doesn't sound ALL horrible.
I wonder if it would taste like one of those vegan protein shakes which use soybean if done properly.
>politicians make a big deal about a "mass deportation", going as far as to make a twitter post of an airplane with the text "Goodbye Hassan" overlayed
>they only deported twenty eight (28) arabs
lol
I gag at the idea of that green semen concoction touching my lips and innards
except rude words....
how ARE you guys
cs2 out
officially
that the damn shooty game?
im gonna order an indian for dinner. any suggestions on what dish i should get?
ok jokes aside idk i like tikka masala, the indian place near me used to make really good naan bread iwth like a nut paste (no, not that type of nut) that was sweet and crunchy it was so g ood
well time to SLEEP. Goodbye anons! goodnight.
I'm also sleeping, gnightlunabosters
>play my first CS2 match
>of course its NUKEthe best map
>get a team of willing participants all with microphones
>it starts off rough but we clutch it and win 13-10
>I top frag after having been <1kd early game
>100% winrate so far
its so easy man cs2 rocks
are ya winnin son
AP I have a theory of why you were banned from sturdy. I am convinced sturdy is a honeypot. I am convinced you were banned because you were pushing for an organic revolt against that fed honeypot by demanding admin enforce the rules. When you reported kay that's when they decided "this guy is a total enemy and we need to crush him".
You were so brave with that move by the way. Very bold. "if the law isn't gonna be enforced then I will become the law" kind of energy. kinda like vigilanteism, or militia justice. very cool. I admire dudes like you.
I salute you AP o/
Good morning neko
mfw they change the title and call it a new game
>>15511
this is an accurate and sane analysis of AP's feud with sturdychan.
good morning neko. please remember to stop ordering chicken tikka masala.
the rekibros are eating GOOD tonight. new cosplay and it's really good and she's smiling a lot :D
im so fricking bored holy heck.
when i go to uni i wake up at like 6am and im there until like 7pm.
on my days off i just do nothing!! i woke up at 9am, its currently 1:30pm and im bored
>return my headphones to store because a plastic bracket broke, was going to check if it could be repaired under warranty
>store says "yeah mate itll be a few days max innit"
>a month passes
>hey man your headphones are done now, you can pick them up. they didnt pass under warranty but since it took so long the downstream decided to do it under warranty anyways
W
>>15523 #
within like 1 month of me buying these headphones last year I managed to snap the 3.5mm jack so that it only played sounds through both ears when it was plugged in at a certain angle
it seems like they tested the headphones, found this out and really didnt want to repair it for free but felt obligated due to their tardiness on doing the repair at all
absolutely kekking, the greatest heist Ive ever pulled. they repaired something I already had came to terms about it being broken forever
we cannot stop winning, nekobros
devilish lad
Us nekos truly are God's children
With every passing day, my hunger for food grows stronger, grows more restless, unbound by mortality
My lust for sustenance consumes me
I was considering fast food as my returning meal but I said nay, tis but a symptom of addiction, I must stay resolute and eat traditional homecooked meals.
Will I do so today, as I believe myself to be in the clear after having achieved the goal I set out to surpass? Perchance it will be so.
But the time will come
played sum CS2 on a new steam acc today and shit is fun, runs surprisingly well on my toaster too
>see a new norafawn post
yeah she wants me fr
>>15532 #
i was a bit too drunk one day and called up steam support to delete my acc, technically i can still get it back under 30 days but rn im too lazy for that
heh, i really am the alpha male, i told that bitch steam support worker to delete my steam account and he actually did it the madman
But I do know one thing though, bitches they come they go
Saturday through Sunday, Monday — Monday through Sunday, yo
We're more than the sum of our parts
forged in a lab but we got heart
Breaking the wall, more than we seem
There's a ghost in the machine
The AI incredibly smart
Built to be state of the art now
Having a ball, powered by steam
There's a ghost in the machine
THERES A GHOOOST IN THE MACHINEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee
theres a ghost in the machine machine machine machine machineeeeeeE
WE'RE MORE THAN THE SUM OF OUR PARTS
WE'RE MORE THAN THE SUM OF OUR PAAARRTSSS
THERES A GHOST IN THA MACHINE A GHOST IN THE MACHIIINEEEEEEEEE
I've been suffering from an ear ache this past week. Not sure if it's from ear wax buildup, or an ear infection. I always seem to get one around this time of year, always in my right ear, and the pain comes later in the day, never in the morning, so I'm leaning more towards ear wax buildup as an infection would be painful all the time, right?
I'm not a fan, it's made me grouchy and annoyed. Just came back from a little walk, and I'm pain free and feel much better. Did the painkillers I took right before the walk actually solve the pain issue? Perhaps.
But, it made me think, I need to appreciate things more, this ear infection could kill me. So this is me saying I appreciate you neko.
thanks.
is the NHS that overworked that you cannot go to a GP and get it checked? I thought you said you were going to the doc this tuesday or something
>>15552 #
I might make an APpointment on wednesday if it still exists then.
The issue is you can't make appointments days in advance. It's either ON THE DAY, or at minimum 2 weeks in advance.
So if you want an appointment that day, you call up at 8am and ask if they're available, and they give you a timeslot.
>>15553 #
lmao that sounds like a mess, if you are a working individual are you just supposed to take sick days and pray you get to go to the doctor for your ails, or do you call in during work hours and if you cant get a time after you end, you tell your boss "sorry ol pal o mine chap, i've got to dash!"?
sounds like a really inefficient system
yes the system is inefficient but you can't complain about the NHS, it's more popular than Christianity here. It is closer to a religion than a health instiution.
During covid, people went outside at 7pm and clapped for the NHS workers.
>>15556 #
>outside at 7pm and clapped
I remember these videos, slight chuckles were had the first few tiimes I saw them
cute boni
She's my queen, lady of my dreams
She seems cold but she's sweet as ice cream
Always got my back when I need assistance
Long range looker, stunning from a distance
>>15557 #
As someone who lived it. Mum did it literally just to see which of our neighbours didn't do it.
It's all performative. Its pathetic.
We shouldnt be proud of our health service. It's expensive, slow, and fucking shit. Many European countries do it better and cheaper. Yet no politician can ever publicly say anything except for "we'll give more money to the NHS"
>>15551 #
Is it pain or discomfort? Ive gotten discomfort, hearing loss, and loss of balance from earwax buildup but never pain. It could be something else.
>>15561 #
Also, when I put in some ear drops that break up ear wax, the pain lessened. I'm doing that every night now.
>The X app recommend that i follow my high school computer science teacher
WTF bros, how in hell do they KNOW???
Decended into madness, a painful black abyss
I'm powered by sadness, the depths of loneliness,
You can say I'm odd and you can point and sneer and snicker
the only thing it's going to do is cause the game to end quicker
Cause I'm a heavy hitter, I'll watch your lights flicker
pain emitter, leave you on the ground like you're a pile of litter
You should reconsider my offer before you meet your end
so let me ask you one more time, You wanna be friends?
I will never forgive Riot for retconning and getting of 99% of the League of Legends lore
>>15568 #
>arcane
>league lore
its not real league lore and its the nu-age invention they made to appeal to normies
old league had actual lore, a living universe
also isnt powder like 8 years old?
Logged onto league
New Draven skin released
We will NOT be buying it, we will NOT be playing a game
>>15575 #
I dont know why I logged in actually, I mustve instinctively opened it whilst listening to all those League songs
Im not necessarily hungry but I am CRAVING FOOD
My mouth feels restless, my stomach is lethargic, my bowels are begging for work
I think this is my body telling me it wants salts, protein, fat and other things
Saw a nigga eating eggs and I was like "man I could just easily go upstairs and whip up some eggs, fry them sumbitches and eat them RIGHT NOW and nobody could stop me, I would probably even fucking cum from doing it"
but I might go to sleep hungry one last time and then eat something fucking amazing tomorrow. Imagine if I fuck up the cooking and it tastes like dogshit tomorrow hahaha I would feel so bad might even make a joke about it being worth killing myself over
Do bitches really like league of legends?
I thought it was a nerdy thing to be into since you have 100+ characters whose abilities you need to know. Shit, I don’t even remember what some of the new champs do.
The best tokfus all play leagueand roblox
Coincidentally, these are the games that my tokfu enjoys. Silly how things like that just incidentally line up haha no bias at all
The best tokfus are from Berlin, Germany. Coincidentally...
Looking at /fph/ in my famished state
These are not real people. Not eating is literally so fucking easy, how do fat people exist
How do people fail their diets, I am not particularly strong-minded and I just decided to not eat for a week and bam its been a week
>both main lecturers on my degree are foreign
>I struggle to understand half of what they say
Is it racist to want English teachers for English students?
check the background lol
Sorry lads
I'm going to sleep
Goodnight
>got an ad for a taco cheese burger king burger
oh fuggggggg goyslop looking really fine right now
gmneko my ear still hurty
new jawfu
Today I will be rejoining the mortals and consume my first meal in a week
On todays menu: Bolognese and choccy milk
Not eating food did not magically turn food into the most orgasmic experience of flavour imaginable
it was pretty all right. not hyped at all to start my bulk again
Today I am going to be starting my fast. I won't eat any food for the next2 hours until mom says dinner is ready
>Doing assignment whilst listening to music
>Song comes on, think nothing of it
>Then the beat switches and I just stop and listen. Chest feels heavy with sorrow and I no longer exist in a mortal plane but somewhere in the abyss
I love music so much now bros I cant believe I hated music for like 3 weeks
why are the best songs always the shortest
I want more of it but its literally 61 seconds long
aghghhhh
on the topic of bunnies
this pic goes hard as fuck. feel free to screenshot
>that other site is hosting literal zoophiliac porn of peoplefingering horses assholes and having anal sex with dogs
>next door to the "teenaged girl fan club"
totally normal website btw
thats just straight up a federal crime but its been there and active for 3 months or so
hmm
hey neko im going to the shops, do you want anything?
Is it possible that sturdy admin just didn't see that animal shit
>>15613 #
there's a thread called "feral/zoo" with over 300 posts, on a board he supposedly monitorsposts onfrequently. there's also loli and shota threads. even 4chan bans loli and 4chan is like the darkweb.
don't worry what happens on other places
this is so funny-
as well as scrolling not even half the page on /d/ makes you see it
im gonna say it, it's not gonna be popular but someone has to say it.Adam Ragusea makes comfy youtube videos
>>15620 #
>it's not gonna be popular
>that spoiler
he might be one of the least controversial, most safe foodtubers out there
I was expecting you to not say the popular thing when you started that spoiler
>>15621 #
I figured there might be a few Ethan Chabowski or Joshua Weissman stans here that I could fight
>>15622 #
I think its already been discussed here but out of the people that watch foodtubers on neko it seems like you all agree that you like ragusea and prefer his videos over the other guys
>Joshua Weissman
the most soy (yet somewhat normal) guy I have ever met has his cookbook in his kitchen
they both fit the bill
>>15624 #
yeah but he isnt a fag, thats why I changed it to guy
I dont like the guy but that doesnt mean that he is a fag
im gonna say it, it's not gonna be popular but someone has to say it.the tokfu related is one of the best tokfus ever
>>15626 #
you can call people fags without them being homos(example: normalfags)
its just internet lingo not to be taken literally
>he lied about the feet pics
>>15628 #
yeah I know but thats not what I mean, I wasnt saying he wasnt a homosexual faggot, I was saying that despite me not liking him and him acting and being a fag, I dont think he is a fag (in the same way that a normalfag is a fag), he has not earned that title and it would be out of my moral compass to call him something as an insult which he isnt
fuck him though, hes somewhat of a fag ngl
>>15627 #
damn, brazil houses are THAT big? boni doesn't live in a favela, she fricking owns a favela. look at how tall the ceilings are
fact: all brazil tokkers are upper class
boni's house was one of the best maps on modern warfare 2, ngl.
>>15635 #
favela fucking sucked man idk what you are sniffing
trash map only good for that one commando pro tactical knife montage video with LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOR song
>You now remember the fake nuke world record
>>15639 #
I dont know what this is referring to
I dropped my first N bomb on this map iirc
also featured in my first trickshot clantage on this map
>>15643 #
kids these days have it so much better
we grew up with dogshit no sovl like machinina videos and kids these days get to experience real kino cinematic masterclass like Skibidi Toilet
I am one step away from downloading cs:s, opening up gamebanana and installing a bunch of skins
I will pay an indonesian click farm to vote for Reki at the 2023 Tokkies
Despite this, Boni will win. There will be an international rush to vote for her, the entire website will temporarily shut down, the internet will be up in arms.
It has been written
>>15647 #
reki already won. I stuffed the ballots back in February.
there wasn't any contest, jawfu doesn't upload much and abbles is mid af now. only reki remains.
>>15648 #
I will stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey unless you undo the cheating you have done
if Boni does not win, I will be blaming the mail-in votes and saying "STOP THE COUNT" for 6 months
>didn't post this reaction image with my last post
i'm so fucking bad at jokes holy shit
will the tokkers upload tonight? #8ball (Maybe)
She went on a big rant on twitter about how fujoshi are demonized for their mlm obsession but "disgusting men" who obsess over lesbians do not get the same treatment
I agree with her on the double standard and men who obsess over lesbians end up trannying out anyways
She is so wise
>>15654 #
so true bestie. my internet friend who i have said i think might be going trans, now that i've been thinking about it some more in a recent TTRPG session he included a lesbian NPC who owned a quaint bookstore and obsessed over a series of chinese fantasy female protaganist "sapphic" novels.
was it a self insert? time will tell..
>>15654 #
I think this only happens because fujoshis hang around the kind of crowd who cares about shit like this and men who watch lesbian porno do not
>>15655 #
lmao it likely is
its the classic case of lesbian-lover to mtf tranny, happens way too often
>>15656 #
theres a difference between "men who watch lesbian porno" and what I was talking about, men who "obsess over lesbians"
these people do not just watch lesbian porno, they exclusively watch lesbian porno and try to ship women together and shit liek that, basically a male fujoshi
>>15657 #
i dont hate transpeople, i just hate that they get groomed into self harming themselves to appease a small but very vocal cult.
>>15658 #
yeah I dont hate any group either, its the individual cases that I dislike and also the cycle as a whole
much like most things like that, it spreads through grooming (be it explicit or through implicit means such as peer pressure) and individuals longing for an inclusive in-group
trannyism is somewhat the same as people going from regular people to devoted antisemites, racial supremacists and stuff like that
when you have groups that will always be inclusive as long as you fit the lowest common denominator (be X skin colour, be X religion or be X gender identity) then lonely people will get pipelined into believing its sermons because their comfort and membership in said groups directly hangs on them aligning themselves with the group
>>15661 #
yes of course, I think theres a very small subset of individuals who genuinely believe themselves to be the other gender (or that they would fit more if they were the other gender as opposed to their assigned at birth one) but even then I still think you should just keep being the sex you are and just break gender norms instead of taking chemicals with very harsh side effects just to become a frankengender
>>15658 #
>>15659 #
I think even without the grooming there will always be some subset of the population who are a bit mangled in the brain, who would all be more comfortable on hormones than without
If only those people transitioned in quiet and nobody else ever cared about transgender/nonbinary/whatever culture, I could not care less.
>>15659 #
one major thing is i also just don't understand it at all, i can't wrap my head around disliking your body so much that you're willing to go through hormonal and eventually permanent physical surgery to change that. granted, i dont watch anyone that goes "all the way" so maybe im just missing the perspective, even the tokkers i watch that are transgender, like abbles, jawfu, zureeal, etc. they're allfrauds? they claim to be trans, but pretty much seem to just present as cute tomboyish girls. they might talk about hormones, but it's always a future thing, there's always an excuse.
i just think ppl should be happy with themselves :)
i was depressed for a while, so maybe i should be more understanding but my depression stemmed from feeling trapped and helpless in life, an inability to get a job, a dead-end education, i dont have any real body crippling body insecurities so i really cant understand it
>>15662 #
I think people subconsciously realize that being a non-conforming gender identity gives them clout and is a pretty good substitute for a personality, since you can talk about that with other people as opposed to finding real topics to talk about. Then they rationalize that, since they dont have to transition right now, they can just push the envelope further forward so that they dont need to undergo actual changes beyond nickname, pronoun and aesthetic. Its probably the easiest way to find an in-group in the common day
The only ones that actually do go the distance when it comes to ftm trannies are usually people that were abused in some extent during their formative years, they try to escape from what makes them feminine and attractive to their abusers by either going giga-emo or by becoming a man. for mtfs its 99% of the time just a fetish, go read random posts from people asking "am I trans??" and you will see that they just talk about shit like "Ive always liked crossdressing and I get an euphoria boner when I put on womens panties or imagine myself having sex as a girl"
>>15664 #
i've definitely noticed the mtf community mostly just being men that are attracted to the idea of being a "sissy". there's such a huge overlap with porn that it's hard to believe any mtf actually things of women beyond being sex objects, they're arguably the most sexist individuals of all.
at least you could say the true blue ftms generally aren't doing it for porn reasons, because they're actively making themselves uglier (women are better looking than men, this is a scientific fact and not just my opinions as the straightest man on neko)
picrel is just a screenshot of an mtf "debunking autogynephilia" so you dont miss anything if you dont wanna open it but theres on excerpt that is really funny
>I used the whole "It is just a fetish" nonsense to keep myself in denial for decades. It was never just a fetish. But I can see why it is such a common and powerful misconception.
>For me at least, I realize now in hindsight that certain types of porn and certain gender-affirming clothes (read: probably panties) would induce gender euphoria, and it was that euphoria and the dopamine that came with it that I was constantly chasing.
bold part is mine
Its hilarious, he is describing a fetish and an addiction and saying that it isnt one, and stuff like this arent isolated incidents
>>15664 #
>>15665 #
In all fairness though I'm a male and I enjoy and GET OFF TO being explicitly masculine and dominent in bed and having women be submissive
This is such a common sentiment that you can't even call it a fetish
Maybe we're all guilty of auto-[whatever gender]-philia (god i fucking hate greek and latin vocab) to an extent
>>15667 #
If you cannot get off without those prerequisites being fulfilled, then it absolutely is a fetish. Thats what a fetish is
If you need to chase being as masculine and possible and as dominant as possible then you have a domination fetish, thats what the tranny was explaining, he was chasing the high off of cross-dressing and looking at "certain types of porn"
>>15669 #
You need to read the letters as they are written, Im not talking about "not enjoying" the opposite, you are going e contrario, I am talking about, by all means, no confusion requiring it to be a certain way and then having to push it to further lengths each time to top it
Even if you were having sex with a woman normally, on equal grounds, if you cannot experience any sexual satisfaction at all unless you are whipping her around and her being more or less a slave, then you have a fetish
>>15668 #
>If you cannot get off without those prerequisites being fulfilled
I don't think most men would enjoy being the submissive one in bed?
We call that a fetish if you do.
Hmm, in that case do trannies require this, i dunno.
>>15667 #
Straight Maculine Chiseled Jaw Male here. I GET OFF to MONSTER TRUCKS and GUNS and EXPLOSIONS and BIG TITS and PRODUCTS FROM THE COCA COLA™ CORPORATION.
>>15666 #
I checked out the blogpost they linked to, of course, it was literally just a blogpost, so it's irrelevant. I have written many blogposts on /ttg/ but I'm not an expert in the "losercore" demographic.
The blogpost links to a "study", well, it's more of a collaboration of studies, the vast majority of citations are previous work of the author, unfortunately I realised it's all psychology bullshit, so it's irrelevant scientifically. psychology isn't a real field and people that pretend to study it are grifters.
I will simply go with my beliefs, which is, AGP definitely exists, and whilst I'm sure there are genuine trans mtf folk out there, the vast vast vast majority I see online are weirdly sexual porn addicted men.
>>15669 #
and you seem to have the definition of a fetish mixed up
being able to _enjoy_ something is a kink, _requiring_ something is a fetish
>>15671 #
I think I actually would require feeling masculine in bed if every waking moment i actually looked like a woman and I hated it
It's not implausible that people inadvertently end up fetishizing what they don't have, I think that is human nature
I've heard the argument before that estrogen and also surgeries like orchiectomy (read: removal of the testes) dull your sex drive and make you less horny
If it is all a fetish, then that would mean that the desire to be a woman and your sex drive were intertwined
What ends up happening though is that people continue being transgender even after those measures reduce their sex drives
>>15665 #
>they're arguably the most sexist individuals of all
yeah, thats one of the viewpoints of TERFs nowadays, that transsexuals not only attempt to dichotomize the whole topic of gender, but also reinforce gender roles whilst intruding on their turf
>>15673 #
>dull
does not mean reduce to zero
a drug addict has their perception of the high dulled as they get more and more exposed to it and their body gets used to the influx of dopamine serotonin and other neurotransmitters and shit
that doesnt mean that they suddenly go "oh shit i dont like drugs anymore, time to stop it haha ooooh because i keep taking drugs it must mean that im not addicted, its just that I was meant to be a drug addict <3", it just means that they have to keep going further and further down the intensity scale to keep their "gender euphoria" going
>>15674 #
>also reinforce gender roles
this is something I've also thought in recent years. in the early 2010s we had a good thing going where gender roles were being broken down, now with the rise of transgender themed politics, it feels like transgenderism is about reinforcing gender roles. Oh, you like being feminine? No, you're not a feminine man, you're a woman.
>>15672 #
that also requires going through with a full transition which after a quick check on Ask Jeeves, it seems between 4-10% of trans people actually do. Infact, I'm looking at a study right now that says only 45-54% of trans women even WANT bottom surgery "in the future". If half of trans women are even considering bottom surgery, obviously the number of folk counted as trans women that don't get bottom surgery is the majority.
>>15674 #
but by that analogy plenty of drug addicts actually do end up regretting getting into drugs in the first place
you can only chase the high for so long (if it is comparable to a high) before there's no more novelty to the experience
>>15676 #
Yes but its because I had to use an analogy because you were not understanding what I was saying before, and I obviously, if I had more time, wouldve written a different analogy
The thing is that stuff like being a crack addict and being a tranny are multifaceted issues. Being a crack addict gets you ostracized, you do physical damage to yourself, its a societally shunned position to be in (AND OTHER THINGS) whilst being a tranny gets you "oh you are so brave" praise, you get to jerk your girldick and be supported for it, and what not
>>15678 # >>15679 #
if you both finish typing that post in the form they are now, then you must be joking
are trannies persecuted even close to as much as drug addicts are?
>>15677 #
it's disingenuous to say there isn't social ostracism from being transgender. it exists, especially from older generations. part of the problem is that people are cast out by their families, and where do they have to turn? towards the same trans community that roped them in in the first place, which further puts them inside a social bubble and keeps them isolated from opinions that are contrary to "transitioning is poggers"
a lot of trans people are very online, like i assume all of us are, so we judge things by their online communities more than most people would, and there's tons of super trans friendly places online, but that doesn't entirely TRANSlate to the real world, where people are more judgemental. it's not nazi germany lol, but there's definitely derision.
if I had to say... I probably would agree that a crack addict is treated worse than a trans person however, even though both are forms of self-harm. i certainly believe i would survive better as a trans woman than a crack addict, but im also young, and attend university, so i feel im in a more trans friendly space. if i was a 45 year old builder? i probably would do better as a crack addict tbh.
>>15677 #
>whilst being a tranny gets you "oh you are so brave" praise, you get to jerk your girldick and be supported for it
helllll naw
you highly overestimate how accepting society actually is of trannies
>>15678 #
>which further puts them inside a social bubble and keeps them isolated from opinions that are contrary to "transitioning is poggers"
exactly, which is amongst the reasons that >>15676 # isnt getting
if you are constantly being supported and hugboxed for doing what you are doing, you arent going to sever that connection unles you really sober up to what you are doing and end up regretting what you are doing (read: detransitioners), give me a single instance of drug addicts hugboxing each other in the same way that trannies on twitter are doing and I will crown you king
>I probably would agree that a crack addict is treated worse than a trans person
>probably
oh the state
>>15680 #
>give me a single instance of drug addicts hugboxing each other
i mean, drug addicts DO have their hugboxes, it's called drug dealers? entire criminal systems exist to hook people in, get them addicted, and keep them coming back.
This is getting too heated for a cat website. I am no tranny and I do not care how this pans out.
I think we will all correct to a sane equilibrium somewhere down the line and things will fix itself anyway
>>15682 #
thats not what a hugbox is, drug dealers arent consoling drug addicts and going "its okay man its okay, I know you are persecuted but you are so cute and hecking valid and canon I~" to drug addicts
if you want to go to that analogy, you can say that their direct equivalence are pharmaceutical companies and thus its cancelled out
trannies are a protected class, drug addicts are not. thats all that needs to be said to show that these are not even remotely on the same level
>>15685 #
For all the online doomsaying I live in a major metro area and I do not see any trannies in public at all nor any mention of that stuff in any of my uni classes.
If I have kids, I will simply tell them to stay away from any of this shit if it does get taught in schools (and that is currently getting a lot of pushback atm)
non-issue in my eyes
>>15685 #
>>15687 #
exactly, its such a minor issue that with time is only going to get smaller and smaller, theres no reason to put as much thought into this as people are doing online, much less we are doing tonight
I have genuinely met less than 5 trannies in my entire life, and 2 of them I only met because of a friend of mine who was a bit of a faggot himself so obviously he would be more likely to meet such individuals
>>15687 #
i am also in this ballpark. i attend university, im currently on my FIFTH year at university, and last tuesday was the first time I have ever met an openly transgender individual in person, despite 4 years in academia, which is apparently rife with trans discussion. I have never heard any talk about trans people. my old lecturers and tutors spoke a hell of a lot more about mental health awareness, and never a single word about diversity, inclusion or transgender folk.
(granted, my new university does go on about being so diverse and inclusive and valid and i-)
omg what thread did I step intoI will now pretend I havent been here typing this whole time
okay now we've solved the transgender issue. how about solving the biggest problem in society.why does star wars suck now?
me browsin this thread rn
>>15695 #
marketing and sales teams taking control of decision making over the actual storyboarding team
(this can also be applied to every single company that has gone downhill at some point)
>>15697 #
>>15698 #
i recently saw a video about pirates of the carrybean.
[YouTube] ???
here you go, maybe you guys have seen it. he kinda compares the original pirates trilogy to modern franchise movies, and how, despite At World's End being derided at the time, it is a much simpler movie to understand than watching something like infinity war, which requires 15+ filmes to watch to fully understand. and also the music is really good. and it's an action COMEDY, not an action with comedy.
You know how in modern blockbusters, there are action scenes, then the action pauses for a quip, or a funny joke, and then the action continues? In Pirates, there is comedy interwoven into the action scenes, they aren't split up.
There was also a video I watched a while ago about Jackie Chan's films that had the same idea. Jackie Chan's own films are action comedies, you laugh in the middle of his fight scenes, at the absurd circumstances, or the funny fighting moves, or when he gets hurt in a silly way. Whereas when Jackie Chan did films in America, they would have kung fu action scenes, and then comedy scenes seperate, like rush hour 3, where he and chris rock team up. Chris Rock exists for the comedy, Jackie for the action,
the cornetto trilogy is one of the best comedy films yet
>>15699 #
It's probably just really difficult to do action and comedy at the same time and only asia takes fight choreography seriously...?
speakign of star wars though did you guys watch picrel
call me soy if you want but I thought the first season of this was pure kino, it got worse as time went on though
>>15701 #
I haven't seen it, was waiting for it to finish, though like you've said I heard it gets worse as it goes on and gets more "fan wanky", which is to say, it starts to exist more so you can be like "omg is that Luuke? Or maybe 'Bigger Luke'?"
>action and comedy at the same time
The pirates video showed some really good examples of action and comedy. The wheel fight scene in dead man's chest is the most memorable one for sure, it's just such a silly way to fight that it's funny, but also great action as the battle is constantly changing.
>>15702 #
Basically that, they are trying to do the whole MCU thing where every show ties into some other related media
was the weekend movie night happening tomorrow or sunday?
if its not happening then I can still make it happen and we can watch this really cool animated movie The Tripletes of Belleville, its french
>>15701 #
no I havent watched a single star wars movie or similar since the first movie with Adam Driver and Rey
I realized during that movie that I only liked star wars because I watched them when I was 10 and in recent times I dont really care for the franchise anymore
>>15707 #
oki I will see if emiruposter still wants to host his movie and if not ill stream that frenchie flick
oh
>its not happening
i read that as "if its not"
yeah ill stream the movie tomorrow evening then
emiruposter here. you can tell by the emiru i have posted.
i will be streaming 50 hours of non-stop dota 2.
boneposter here. you can tell by the bone that I have posted.
>british personwho could not tell sarcasm
its overunless he claims he was double-sarcastic with multiple levels of meta-irony
ohi never posted these jawfus
unless someone says that they have to sleep early for XYZ reason then I can have it start earlier
8 pm CEST might be better than 10 pm actually, 21 hours 17 minutes from now
abbles poster here. you can tell by the abbles i have posted.
rekiposter here. you can tell by the 🍀 i posted
>>15723 #
oh i get it, he claimed to be rekiposter, said he posted clover but in reality he posted ryogerms
>>15724 #
observant you are, neko...
you will fare well in the next challenge, for I am silently testing your capabilities so I can recruit you to my terrorist cell.
Tell me, what tokker is this?
new abbles lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>turn on mask filename
>it still shows their @ in the fucking thing above the tok
NEKOMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>15729 #
I was thinking about that too, that is so funny
that is absolutely hilarious
but its not like you havent posted her @ before, when I tried to put her name in to see who it was it autocompleted
>>15730 #
without that it would've definitely tricked you into thinking it was abbles, it looks just like him.
>>15731 #
so true bestie, you are the master baiter but your masterplan was fooled by those darn kids
it's crazy that you can post stuff like this and get away with it by writing "fake body"
>>15735 #
ive seen straight up porn, women flashing their full minges, tits out in all glory and stuff like that on tiktok
>>15741 #
minging, whilst also a decent word, just doesnt pack the same punch as minge
lemme find a good mingetok real quick
I FOUND IT
>a good mingetok
💀
I'm a brit and I've not said minge or shagging in like 15 years.
shagging minges rn
new abbles.
why do people shit on british food, they make good savoury pastries
posting it again
fucking mint
boneposter, how many monster energy drinks do you drink a week?
>>15755 #
I have tasted exactly two monster cans in my entire life. Not even a mouthfull, just a sip
Both of those were tasted somewhere around the 2010-2011 span
Boni drinks enough for the both of us
I FORGOT TO POST IT AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Theres a place a bit outside of my town that sells really fucking tasty schnitzels with boiled potato, a nice creamy sauce and lemon slices
man fucking beautiful food
>>15759 #
One day I'll visit germany, hell, I'll visit the netherlands too, maybe even hungary, and get to experience those majestic lands that great tokfus such as 💤, 🍀 and 🍒 come from
💤🚗💥🚗👁
decipher this, libtards
>>15762 #no actually, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Norway
I have started putting a little salt in my choccy milk conconctions
Shits poppin fo sho fo sho
i might not be reki but i am sleepy
goodnight neko
i will fly high above monsteropolis
i will reign terror down on the general populace
i will fly high above monsteropolis
i will reign terror down on the general populace
i will fly high above monsteropolis
i will reign terror down on the general populace
i will fly high above monsteropolis
i will reign terror down on the general populace
>>15778 #
megaman song is the name of a BOMB that they are going to drop on downtown DETROIT
?????
SOMEONE STOP HIM!!
>>15780 #
None of those words are in the BibleJoshua Weinstein Unapologetic Cookbook
also that edit is still kino
it's funny how rock bands always look like this. literally the vocalist is the only irreplaceable guy, everyone else comes and goes.
>>15786 #
vocalists are kinda the main characters of the band right? like, can anyone name someone in queen that isn't Freddie Mercury?Brian May
>>15789 #
The first time I ever heard Tame Impala was this song and I heard it in some random hentai game music video on this weird porn site Cliphunter
The music in that porn video was genuinely so good that I started opening the video every time I showered. Not even for the porn, just for the music
I saved the songs into a playlist and since a few years back that video got deleted and I will never see it again but it was kino
happy friday
If I was an american gangster affiliated with the "Crips" gang, I would simply leave the organization as they would tell me to stop posting 🅱oni
>considerações finais: continuo odiando homem e desprezando fujoshi cishet obcecada
>Final Thoughts: I Still Hate Man and Despise Fujoshi Cishet Obsessed
Based, go off sweetie
i was playing around with masking features and i made THIS
>>15801 #
after watching it back a few times, i cannot post it, it is too insensitive.
basically, a masked a dumb clip of reki doing a silly dance over the top of one of her private account tiktoks talking about her frustrations with her ex-boyfriend. it was a little bit funny, and also decent editing practice, but it could be seen as mean spirited.
putting it in my bonefolder
okay fine, here it is, unironically
that wasnt even CLOSE to as funny as bone.mp4
bone.mp4 edit of the year? many people are saying this
I have watched it like 6 times since it was originally posted
its so fucking beautiful. its iconic
it needs not to be said but I will do it anyways. the dude in the ben 10 drip has really pretty eyes
whoever shittalks their parents first pays for the food
>nobody responded to the actual reki edit
it's so over
>tried watching the reki edit
>got a few seconds in before I closed it and opened bone.mp4
LET ME GET THIS CLEAR
You see it's kino because Bone sings "first things first let me get that introduction" then it transitions to our protaganist. it's like, bone is the hype man for Ben 10 drip guy.
if you not from east ends innit you gettin it fam
just looking for a piff ting to chat to, no pagan butterfaces, just a buff sket
if we keep talking like that the FBI agent monitoring us wont be able to understand. come on guys, proper english
nahnah you bombaclatty you stay here baby
ayo this batty boy is chatting wet
*slaps your bum*
*stops your hand mid-air*
nuh-uh you aint sweetie pookums
stop touching my hand bro thats fucking gay wtfffffff
gm lads
[YouTube] ???
soundtrack to me having to socially interact with people
gm
gm neko time to walk the dog
my daily uploading cosplayfu is so cute.
>50% text posts
>10% toks
neko is dead
this nigga passed math class with honors???!!!!
I had a really spicy conversation topic for neko but I forgot it
It came to me in nature earlier today but it passed just as quickly with the wind sweeping it away as it sang through the leafy green leaves
bunda check???
>does a photoshoot with another person
>mogs them entirely
MANY such cases!
bomb has been defoosed
>>15871 #
>competitive 5v5 shooter
>attackers vs defenders
>2 bomb sites
>1 tap ak47 weapon
valorant is counter strike, it's not even subtle anon, valorant was riot's attempt at a counter strike type game.
she's really pretty imho
>>15884 #
if you check the reports thread for /d/ there was a post that was reported 13 hours ago that was cleaned up but the bestiality was left up
so he mustve seen it and willingly ignored it
>>15878 #
>was the facedox legit
newfags legitimately don't remember the time i doxxed myself twice.
it's funny to me that the people that post about me most often legit joined as early as mid 2022.
>>15885 #
the theory over turdy being ran as a fbi honeypot are making more sense at this point, either the admin is a fucked up degenerate or someone else is telling him to leave such content up
>>15886 #
the thing about you doxxing yourself twice is that nobody that wasnt present in the stream know the actual dox, only that it happened
none of us who saw it leaked it iirc, maybe once at most the schizo posted a screenshot but I dont think he did iirc
>>15878 #
>our tokfus
this guy legitimately doesn't remember /bbg/ and probably came to /ttg/ because they posted starfire.
every good poster left /ttg/, what even is the point
Every good poster posts Bone
>>15897 #
make boni dance to this song
[YouTube] ???
cute boy
cute boni
b-b-b-bad to the boneeee
[YouTube] ???
new northernlion SAP video is up.
Cant wait to not watch it pogged out of my gourd right now
lmao
I'm actually wired into the matrix. I was joking when I said that, then I clicked youtube homepage and saw THIS.
>im free all week so I'll definitely do it this friday!
>sorry i got busy i'll do it this week for sure
>it's been 10 days since "i'll do it this week"
>>15913 #
cant believe you fell for the classic abbles feet scam
its the most common tourist scam in england
can anons explain to a newfag the lore between sturdy vs neko? and why were both even made
>>15916 #
2chen.moe goes down, we all migrate to endchan
we were on endchan for about a month with smaller projects coming and going (takeurmeds.org) but nothing lasts
one anon starts making his own meguca fork behind the scenes, adds several new features to it like an flv player
then a day or so before he releases it, someone comes out and says that they made a new site using the fork they got from moemin (sturdy), the other anon then goes "fuck I shouldve started the site earlier instead of trying to polish it for too long" and hosts his as well (this is neko)
thats how they both showed up. why people post here and not on turdy is more of a personal taste question
>>15918 #
no official answer to this question, only speculation
>ap and sturdy being mad at him
AP allegedly reported canthinkys patreon as she was breaking their ToS (posting cosplay photosets whilst being <18) and got her banned. the people of turdy obviously took this negatively because they can no longer buy lewd photosets from her
>>15919 #
i got the impression that neko is anti doing this stuff as AP posts here I guess, but I have also seen some miners posted here, is the beef just about the patreon?
>>15920 #
>anti doing this stuff
youll have to clarify what "this stuff" is referring to
>also seen some miners posted here
as in the minors themselves posting here (like tokkers visiting) or minors being posted here (as in their toks being posted here)?
>>15921 #
this stuff means posting underaged girl tokkers and fantasizing about them, is the line that AP drawn just about patreon and he has no problem posting their toks?
>minors posting here vs being posted here
minors being posted
>>15922 #
I cant speak for him but personally, I just think that theres a difference between posting minors and trying to groom them and that people on that site are actively trying to groom tokkers like canthinky and emory
You can very quickly tell the difference between someone posting a minor for their toks and people posting minors for their bodies. Just look at something like mice.onvenus vs starfire
>>15924 #
anon why are you wondering about this stuff when you dont even know about tokkers
where did you come from
>>15927 #
I found out about sturdy from /gif/ on 4chan, someone linked a /b/ thread back when it existed, I was browsing the site and found /ttg/ and did not mind it that much, I thought it was just people posting tiktokers, until yesterday when I actually looked at the toks and found out they were posting minors. I was already weirded out by the site because of the /d/ threads. Anyways so yesterday I see them talking about kay and her stream, so I go to her stream and tell her about sturdy and that creeps on there are sexualizing her, I did not know that she was a fucking poster because im a newfag, she acts and says she does not know about sturdy and visits the board. Later I find out from sturdy and her stream when I rewinded it that shes a poster
>>15928 #
yeah she has been posting on that site and, in my opinion, has been getting groomed for a while
but what does this have to do with anything, what brings you to neko to talk about this stuff?
>>15929 #
I was looking up the history of 2che, endchan and sturdy and neko popped up on google and I read that AP posts here and he got banned from sturdy for posting against grooming her. I am just incredibly disappointed that a site like this where old fags can request lewd photos from a miner on fucking patreon AND she is okay with it and is a regular poster. I want to do something about this shit
>>15930 #
dont bring us into your crusade, nypa
also
>gifnigger
>discordnigger
>likes sushimilk
youre about as bad as them ngl
fuck off nigger im tired of entertaining your shit now
>>15937 #
is being against pedos and investigating a pedo site that is grooming teenagers annoying to u?
>>15938 #
that site has nothing to do with this site
if you want to make a complaint, go write one to the fbi
they have illegal material currently hosted on their site that you can include in your report
this is my last reply
>>15941 #
yeah, least obvious glowie ive ever seen
could write a three digit list on all the tell-tale signs but if he wants me to be an informant he needs to put me on payroll
>newfag investigator shows up
I guess my report to the FBI worked, they've got an agent on the case
>>15945 #
lmao yes im an investigator,not a normie who is fucking disgusted by these degens. Sadly your tip has not reached the fbi, on the bright side, im in contact with a popular youtuber rn to expose these pdf files
stream starts in 8 minutes movie starts a bit after that just to let anons filter in
MOVIE STARTING
[YouTube] ???
thought it was cuphead
look at him go
he looks french all right
now i understand!
I dont know if theres dialogue in this movie, I havent watched it in over 10 years
if theres no dialogue and its just going to list stuff like |Whimpering| I acn turn it off if u guys want
never skipped leg day once
such delectable chow
yea probably no subtitles that will be of importance
i can remove them if u guys think theyre distracting
wtf??
idk theyre stuck now cant fix it sry
evil rectangle men
real subtitles???!!!
UP reference
strange but cute monvie
the escape scene was fucking kino
yeah it was worth the slow start
sacre bleu balais taboooo
my dad called a bit earlier and when i said I was watching this movie he said "the one about the cyclists?" i told him yeah and that iwas nice but a bit strange "yeah, those are the types of movies I like"
im just like him frfr
Sign up next time for maybe movie night
this is so based
No way.
the french animation movie was really good ong, are we doin another one next week or smth
>>15985 #
no, they even have on their site a disclaimer that you should only submit information once and only once
all of a sudden we go from 3/6 to 6/6 when the "uhm theres no illegal content on sturdy" brigade shows up
>>15993 #
nigger I am currently writing a whole fucking essay to expose this shit to a youtuber, if there is illegal content then report it to the fbi
please let it be mutahar
The fuck kinda autism did i just walk in on
chiblee
and ripley 🤨
oliva munn too
lovely momo
#d20 (1)
btw richard you should probably burn that twitch handle now, that disguise is spent
forsen its time to beat the record, I dont want to watch Minecraft tomorrowif he beats it, the next game is he playing is Starfield and thats going to be so boring
what do yall fags thinkIMAGE DELETED BY 'Moderator'
why are you mentioning neko in your diary, we have nothing to do with that shithole
thank you nekomin
has neko done anything bad at all? all the tokkers we post here are >18 and no tokkers post here
Northern will expose it all.
got no toks but i got this
northernlion on the 2nd monitor, northernlion on the 1st monitor.
yep, it's friday night.
I crave loving affection from someone I can call the person I want to marry
>>16032 #
we are in the mothi flourishing era
the world is healing
she isnt blinking hardexcept for once
we will all make it
Do i get a dessert? #8ball (Maybe)
does anon deserve his very own desert? #8ball (Maybe)
indecisive 8ball today huh
I JUST WANNA BE YOUR SWEETHEART
eat yo dessert
eat yo frosties wonkies
I’m at the gym and I’m near this one indian and i can legit smell his sweat from ten feet away
Bro has a fkn AOE aura on
WAKE UP!!
gm neko
gm neko, which do i do first today?
1: do my coding work that i need to prepare before monday
2: play crusader kings 3
3: write and finish my d&d character's backstory
4: play crusader kings 3
#d4 (1)
>>16064 #
fuck I accidenmtally posted I was going to say that I saw this cos of hers yesterday and damn it looks really nice, its a really good cos and her hair looks great
the fit is actually effay in its own and could hold as a normal fit ngl
>>16066 #
the cos i dunno, silent hill something it says and I havent played but the cosplayer is ella
4chan has their cringe party hat birthday thing again
zzzZZzzzzZZZzz
holy heck it's nekochen's birthday
🎂🎂🎂🎂
I cant watch HEVC
Its over
Millions must convert
>Criminal gangs have started to open health centers to commit economic fraud
lol
my name? giorgio giovanna
>>16075 #
Not FBI, but suedistan
>Warning: The gangs run healthcare centers and vaccinate
>The ministry of economic crimes see signs that gangcriminals are spreading their base of operations, and are amongst other things starting healthcare centers
>>16077 #
in the UK we have a big thing recently where people traffickers are opening nail salons and barber shops 💀
made this in dalle 3 what do you guys think
>>16082 #
a poster (the thing you hang on the wall)
a tokfu (the thing we post on nekochen)
ryo (polish slag)
today i ate garlic bread
gottem
Im sorry nekos but I am now on the fed's payroll, they contacted me in my dreams tonight to recruit me
Let's all incriminate ourselves and form a syndicate cell haha
>>16095 #
its free in bing chat, lemme give you the link
https://www.bing.com/images/create?FORM=IRPGEN
>>16094 #
ngl what was the fed anon thinking by posting his high school essay lmao, ai writes could write better content than that
nekobros, it is october, you know what that means.haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest haha oktoberfest
this nigga doesn't know he can use burner emails but nevermind
im not giving my biometric signature to them
>>16105 #
I was just gonna test it out with "Cirno fumo", not because i necessarily wanted to see cirno fumos but to see how mangled they would end up as a test metric
>>16108 #
thtas not a fumo but kinda cute anyways
also it wasnt about having to give my info it was about the balance between effort to be able to use the tool and how much "need" i had to use the tool
>>16109 #
ehh its a fun tool for a few hours but you would get bored of it, i definitely am getting a bit tired
>>16111 #
i have stable diffusion set up on my pc and have already exhausted those "few hours" of fun for ai slop
>>16112 #
yea, its not worth it then, i guess dalle 3 got the whole "can generate text stuff correctly" thing going on but its still ai art with mangled hands and background faces
>>16113 #
and from the images ive seen, every character looks the exact same
all generated women despite ethnicity look like megan fox and all men look like pewdiepie with a stronger jaw
actually funny ai slop though
>>16117 #
those are still not fumos but they are cirnos
[YouTube] ???
if dalle llama cant conjure more brasileira toks i dont want it
new bone tok (real) (never before seen) (please reply before you open the file)
>>16121 #
no way I am so excited to watch this new bone tok (real) (I havent seen it before)
>>16123 #
no way the suspension is at an all time high I havent opened the file yet as of writing this reply I am so excited
>>16124 #
shavd ben 10 dripped BONE?? NO WAY I AM OPENING THE FILE RIGHT NOW
I was played a fool
bruh
okay from now on im gonna be hiding any and all dall-e posts.
since its halloween month im posting this tok even though you've seen it a trillion times already
>🕒 3 years ago
nekosisters... we are not beating the allegations
>>16134 #
the other meanies say that we are just stuck in the past posting the same 2-3 year old .webm toks
they say we need to come into the present and post the same 3 coomfus as them...
is it true nekos??? our response??
>>16135 #
it's literally not true. bone poster is posting fresh new toks daily, i post rekis whenever he actually posts, and sometimes we even post other tokkers.
damn.. maybe they're right though... i'll start posting ⭐🔥....
incredibly real tiktok
>mothi archive gone forever since anonfiles got shut down
should've never deleted my folders
>>16141 #
no but another anoni asked in the archive thread and no one replied to him yet
all i have is her lousy ahh tiktok page with minimal toks
>>16142 #
this song posits a good question.
Why do good girls like bad guys?
I've had this question for a real long time.
>>16143 #
Idk but Ive thought about it too
But to be honest, in many ways life is like a video game; trying hard to beat the stage
all the while we're still collecting coins
Sneaking out of LEFT CORNER, OUT OF NOWHERE
the interrobang wins the most innovative punctuation mark in the 2023 Tokkies (Extra Competitions DLC)
Who could have expected this‽
>>16145 #
Trying to find your own path in life is a lot like champ select in league.
Sometimes you grow up thinking Maybe I'll be tracer, only to be told someone else is already tracer. What about widowmaker? "I already picked widowmaker", I'll be bastion? "ugh, nerf bastion."
Then you get forced into picking mercy anyway.
>direct uploads the mothi archive to the nekochen.net ultraservers
powerful... I kneel
nglshirt goes hard on some no racism shit just straight fire shirt
Triplets of Belleville-core food
desktop fyp is incredibly schizophrenic today i love it
get his ass nancey
When I meme about norway and denmark, this is what I want you to think about
>Soon you may not be allowed to get married to your nieces and nephews
>>16164 #
>all the romance countries are incestuous
classic. the frogs, spaniards and italians are not real people
this tok goes so hard
>Her body her choice
kek
>get a text
>oh wow i cant wait to see who it i-
>it's dominoes advertising their 50% off pizza, like it has been for the last 40 texts in a row
>>16178 #
lol tricked
i dont even get those types of texts anymore, the only text I get is when my ISP tells me that my data is reaching its limit for the month haha nobody contacts me anymore hahaha
please buy dominoes pizza
you WILL buy the 'za
why can't all toks be like this 😭
cmon buddy its just 50% off
>>16189 #
post the other one thats really cool
i think it was a rin cos in a room with a slanted ceiling
chicken and salad for dinner
chicken and salad...pizza right?
join the military ?#8ball (No)
fuck i was so close to doing it
join the marine corps? #8ball (Yes)
super cute tok I bet some of you nekos might like her
anyways mothi archive is finally resting on my hdd, thanks again anoni
I havent read the proposition yet but it seems like Chat Control 2.0 was passed at least on a national level, allowing for the police and state to conduct espionage on their cilivians even in the absence of suspicions of criminal activity ongoing
Yippie!!!! 🤗🤗🤗 I sure love surveillance!!
Sweden is so progressive! 🥰🥰
I know that I am under no reason to be afraid that I am being surveilled but I still dont support such legislation and likely will have to tone down my behaviour online to soothe my paranoia
Last bonepost before the feds take me
Timothy.. Timothy Chamaloee. We love him don't we folks?
The bene gessarit, we don't like them, do we folks? But, also, we need them I think. Many people are saying this.
tokfus will be the cutest most adorable pumpkins in the world and then you check their insta stories and they exclusively hype up the most mid looking potatoes humanly possible
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
her thing looks mangled damn, hope they caught whatever tiger roams the streets of Gutenhambierenburgerstadt
thigh*
dessert today? #8ball (Yes)
hows the wait loose guerney doing?
>>16231 #
loosed a little bit of wait in the last week. it's not much but it is trending down over time so it's a victory royale
new
just purchased a disney+ subscribption to watch the pirates of the carrybean flicks
>>16232 #
nice gj, keep going and you wont be the heaviest nekker soon
I weighed myself a few days ago and I was down to 84kg down from 90 two months ago
soon I will be heavier than you and possibly the heaviest but idk what the other guys weigh
>>16234 #
der techilliterate cuckenolden
>>16238 #
The Fremen are able to defeat the Sardokar, the emperor's own personal guard, because... they live on a scarier planet.
Training? Tactics? Equipment? Technological Superiority?
Doesn't matter, the Fremen live in a desert, so they're stronger. that's how the military works.
>>16239 #
Desert people took over europe, so you have proof of this happening and its not just fiction
josh ing has passed away
>For 3,500 years, he used totalitarian, ultimate theocratic tyranny, including breeding programs and other genetic manipulation, to enforce domestic tranquility. And, via the enforced switching of certain conventional power roles of genders, by maintaining an all-female, universal military force (Fish Speakers), deathly loyal to his apparent Godhead, amounting to significant manipulation of humanity's evolution away from traits that lead to war and tyrannical organization. Leto II himself eventually lost his own genitalia due to his transformation, but he was of course multi-gendered in memory, wisdom, and sensory-recall experience. In the design, Leto II describes men as requiring a period of maturation, away from playing at war like a game of adolescent, aggressive ego.
i'm gonna duuuuuuuuuuuuune
AGHHHHHHHHH I'm duneing!!!!
chiblee
I don't even remember what i hated about the dune movie
I just remember constantly waiting for something to happen
nekomin how the fuck does it know the @ of the tokkers even when the tok is deleted? is it embedded in the metadata somehow?
it must be the metadata since it does not work on this tok and I dont think it was downloaded with the @ in the metadata
>>16260 #
oh it said the video wasnt available for me so i thought it was deleted, I guess its just not available in my country then nvm I get how it works
>>16259 #
hehehe
uh, when you first upload it it checks tiktok and it does not work on deleted toks
literally what it does is if your tok is 7273738445531417899
it checks https://www.tiktok.com/@/video/7273738445531417899
and when tiktok redirects to https://www.tiktok.com/@twentyfirstcenturywhore/video/7273738445531417899
that's how you get the username
>Combine Honnete Ober Advancer Mercantiles (CHOAM) was one of the major galactic organisations in the time of the Corrino Empire and later the Atreides Empire, a gigantic monopoly encompassing all forms of commerce across the Imperium which essentially controlled all economic affairs across the cosmos, although it relied upon the Spacing Guild for transport across space due to the Guild's monopoly on faster-than-light travel.
dune lore is so fucking bad holy shit.
>yeah one giant monopoly just does all the trade
>yeah one guild does all the navigating
>yeah one planet controls the production of the sole resource needed for space travel
>yeah one giant immortal, all knowing worm can save humanity by being a tyrant and then dying
Dear Nekochen.net, what is this guys current @
ok gotcha, thanks
>During Muad'Dib's Jihad, Crozeed spoke to Paul Atreides of CHOAM's concern for the loss of business that Paul's Jihad was causing throughout the Imperium.
>the day is almost up and nekomisa didn't post a first of the month tok
is it over bros
meanwhile: boni posts first of da month before I even wake up on the first of da month
she was spawncamping the clock
that brazilian really is like ryo if you think about it
if theres a movie night next weekend we are watching this is england
solid flick
>>16287 #
im down to watch
what do you guys think of peaky blinders?
my friend was telling me to watch it a week ago
killian McOppenheimer'eigan
reading up on skinhead culture and apparently it was a working class solidarity thing in the beginning, inspired a lot from the british jamaican culture like ska and rocksteady music and stuff like mod fashion and rude boy fashion
then it died down a bit, had a revival 10 years later in the 70s, died down a bit again and then in the 80s just randomly became a neo-nazi thing
>>16295 #
anon it literally sounds like you read the wikipedia for "This Is England"
that's the plotline
lol
>that scene in "this is england" where he goes pod racing
>protest in germany
>sign is in english
cultural imperialism is too powerful
GOODNIGHT NEKO
-🍀POSTER
buh bye
I love that song that goes like
Fuck out the way when you see me
I'm rolling with the LGBT
>forgot to put the dirty laundry in the washing machine
>will have to stay up 2 hours more if i want to be able to wear any of those items tomorrow
i fucking hate morning class
Turns out immot going to bed I'm staying up all night to do anon laundry
errybody knows dacrulesss
can I write my dnd character backstory here
Reginald "Reggie" Tulips was born.
Reginald "Reggie" Tulips was born the youngest child of the Tulips gnomes, a family in Rhosquay. His parents, aunts, uncles, cousins, older siblings and he when he grew older all worked in the family owned tavern "The Foamy Tankard".
The bar life wasn't for Reggie, he had few friends and wasn't as jovial or jolly as his gnome kin, eventually being regulated to working in the kitchens as a potwash. He yearned for more, for high adventure on the seas, to be a world traveller, to see more of the world than his hometown.
As he got older, his intelligence became harder to ignore. His natural intellect far surpassed that of his family's and he spent the majority of his meagre wages on books. A chance encounter with a travelling scholar gained him his first real friend and instilled in him a love for knowledge and mysteries.
He begged leave to take a ship to Porthaven, to study at a proper library. After some convincing his parents let him go, and so he and his new friend Bonnie Posta sailed to Porthaven.
Unfortunately, adventure found him after all. Pirates struck their ship a day out from Porthaven. Most of the crew were killed, Reggie and Bonnie were separated and Reggie was adrift at sea on a small plank of wood. To eventually wash up nearby on the coast, with nocoins to his name.
Anyone that has any spooky toks for october?
Ill post it when he finishes typing (so he will be forced to copy paste it into the new thread hehe chip trole face.png)
devilish mr seymour
>Bonnie Posta
we love dem greenies monstah cans, do we boys
