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I now, for no reason at all, want more lore about this Bonnie Posta character
"If its not a fun tok, why bother?" - Reginald "Reggie" tulips
Reginald "Reggie" Tulips was born the youngest child of the Tulips gnomes, a family in Rhosquay. His parents, aunts, uncles, cousins, older siblings and he when he grew older all worked in the family owned tavern "The Foamy Tankard".
The bar life wasn't for Reggie, he had few friends and wasn't as jovial or jolly as his gnome kin, eventually being regulated to working in the kitchens as a potwash. He yearned for more, for high adventure on the seas, to be a world traveller, to see more of the world than his hometown.
As he got older, his intelligence became harder to ignore. His natural intellect far surpassed that of his family's and he spent the majority of his meagre wages on books. A chance encounter with a travelling scholar gained him his first real friend and instilled in him a love for knowledge and mysteries.
He begged leave to take a ship to Porthaven, to study at a proper library. After some convincing his parents let him go, and so he and his new friend Bonnie Posta sailed to Porthaven.
Unfortunately, adventure found him after all. Pirates struck their ship a day out from Porthaven. Most of the crew were killed, Reggie and Bonnie were separated, and Reggie was adrift at sea on a small plank of wood. To eventually wash up nearby on the coast, with no coins to his name.
In Porthaven, Reggie was able to find himself employment as a servant, later apprentice to a wizard after his aptitude for magic was noticed.
After completing his Apprenticeship, he set out from the City, feeling more cooped up than he wanted stuck in a library of old books. Bonnie was never found washed up ashore like some other sailors, Reggie suspects his friend mightve been taken captive and keeps his ear out for word of pirates in his travels.
Eventually, through his wandering, he ends up in the far north, joining a group of travellers headed towards steamdrift
Unironically one of my longest backstories. My longest played character had a backstory of "he worked as a foreman in a mine until he became a space pilot"
>>16342 #
lol
The only time I have ever written (and had to write) a backstory for anything was for my WoW rp character that I ended up RPing on for like 8 hours in total before giving up
I think I was some sort of medic but I remember feeling overwhelmed irl about the fact that I had to roleplay using shit like tourniquets and feeling like I had to get it all right according to real medical practices and since I had no knowledge about that shit I had to stop roleplaying
I would fare way better if I was just pretending to be some ordinary joe in a fantasy world like d&d
>>16343 #
Reginald isn't an ordinary Joe, he's a wizard looking for Bonnie Posta, and he's dripped out in Ben 10 gear
>>16344 #
he's got that +3 int ben 10 t-shirt
promise me that at least once during the campaign you are going to play you will say "I put on my robe and wizard hat"
>>16346 #
its a classic meme, it would be so funny
>>16345 #
Well. He doesn't wear a robe or hard, and he carries a dagger not a staff. "Geek the mage" is common, dress like a rogue, not a wizard. Live longer
typical dota ____ shaman guy player 68% wr cus op abuser
oh so you roll stats first and then pick whatever class fits those stats? thought it was the other way around
>>16355 #
I see
what wouldve happened if you had picked class beforehand (lets say barbarian or something) and gotten 17 int 16 wis? are you just useless?
yeah but I mean do you assign your stats or do you roll your stats? I dont know how it works
if I had picked a class that usually revolves around physical stats such as strength etc, if you are supposed to roll for stats and you only get high wisdom int and stuff like that, are you a useless barbarian?
>>16357 #
But you pick your class after you roll? You don't pick a class and then roll. Rolling stats is always the first thing you do.
Anyway, standard 5e tells you to assign stats at will, so you can put your 17 and 16 where ever. I chose to roll in order, because I don't like to powergame. That 16 would be way better in con for +3hp a level
>>16358 #
oh i get how it works now I think
are you considered a gamegriefer if you put your 17 and 16 into stats not related to the class you later pick?
>>16361 #
I see
its crazy how Ive only ever known nerds but not a single person Ive known has played or plays ttrpgs
maybe I just hung around the wrong type of nerds for that
I gotta see if theres a d&d group at my uni, I really doubt it though since all my peers are normie fields and not geeky stuff like Biology or incelgeers
I idolize the roman empire because I too would like to be destroyed by goths
NOO I SHOULDVE ATTACHED A BONI TO THE POST SO THAT EVERYONE WOULD KNOW IT WAS ME THAT MADE THE 9TH FUNNIEST NEKOCHEN POST!!
its so over
I rekiposter,made the roman post
bubhye
WAKEUP!!!
it's da furs of da monf
>join online lecture
>he spends 10 minutes telling people to not small talk in the chat and instead pay attention
missed my bus by literally 20 seconds so I had to wait 20 minutes it's so over
bone.mp4 is 15 seconds long
that means if you watched it 2 fewer times, you would be 30 seconds ahead in life right now
and you would be on that bus.
>>16386 #
no sorry anon i barely know how to convert HEVC to MEVC.
>>16385 #
can you please convert this with like crf 40 so that it becomes 2 MB large then I can watch it without killing my data plan
>no bone.mp4 lowQ bus marathon session
why even live
#8ball (It can't be helped) mcdixks?
#8ball (It can't be helped) give me an answer you demon
#8ball (Yes) AAAAAA
say no more
i'll have a sausafe and eff mcgufifin
literally laying back and watching northern play SAP whilst in an "online lecture"
we win these
>come home
>can watch bone.mp4 without downside
time to watch bone.mp4 without downside
>>16394 #
have you considered downloading bone.mp4 to your phone, to watch it whenever you want with no data cost?
>>16395 #
risky endeavour
what if im showing my gym crush my collection of hundreds of pictures of a number on a scale increasing or decreasing and i accidentally scroll past my dick pics that I tried to accidentally scroll to and scroll to bone.mp4 and she is like "Wow this girl is so pretty and amazing I am going to follow her on tiktok.com and become moots with her" i would be incredibly envious
nekobros, do we thiink reki looks kinda dope with the fake glasses?
>>16398 #
>fake glasses
disappointing
glasses are not even that effay on their own so I dont get why someone would wear fakes ones
>>16401 #
yes but they COULD be real, because she DOES need glasses (yet hasn't gotten a new pair in years?? that is such an abbles thing to say, why is reki just german abbles, i hate it, i dont want another tokfu like that shitter)
>>16402 #
she says she lost her glasses and cant afford to get new ones, this implies that she no longer has a pair of prescription glasses, this brings with it that if she has glasses at all, they are fake
q.e.d. those are fake glasses
oh i get it hehehe
unlesss youopen ur walletshe could never ever get it either
new glasses
oh no he didnt get it
ooo reki mein lieblingsfraulein of coursechen i can buyingchen glassesleinen for you <3
message her that
why not just magically make €500 appear in her kofi through the use of 1000 accounts all paying for a coffee each
good morning, good evening and good night
I'm on the bus. Ironically I was like 20 seconds late, missed it and had to wait 30 minutes for the next one...
I take it back boneposter its not funny when it happens to me
today has been a good day
new ap dropped
DEAR NEKO
I POSTED BONI BUT YOU STILL AINT REPLY
I LEFT THE ID, THE DESC, AND HER @ AT THE BOTTOM
I POSTED TWO BONE.MP4S BACK IN AUTUMN YOU MUST NOT HAVE GOT EM
THERE MUST'VE BEEN A PROBLEM WITH NEKOMIN OR SOMETHING
bonibros we're not gonna be able to mi preti bonita ourway out of this one..
minha fleur do brasileira's my way out of the allegations
>>16448 #
I would never call someone my tokfu if they werent of age for I do not like childrenI have been boniposting since december
Now that I have samefagged the last 8 posts with myself, this allows me to segue into todays conversation topic:
The age of consent
I did not make that last post
>>16451 #
>>16452 #
>>16453 #
i hereby disavow boneposters. they are clearly pdfs. i can tell, becuase i am adobe acrobat.
ok i trust 8ball
>>16457 #
*counters with the Newest Reki Tok™*
Saving throw vs spell, or you are stunned/in awe for 3 rounds. DC: 14
>>16464 #
I rolled an 18 it was implied that I was doing a riposte
dont try to metagame and change the rules you fucking suck as a gm
I get to use my 18 roll because it is legitimate I am not stunned
casting capsize rekiposter #8ball (It can't be helped)
zamn
snack break I whip out my picknic table and in the picknic table there are
1. cookies
2. 48 donuts
3. granny smith apple
roll for what you get #d3 (3)
also if you dont ask nicely enough I will swat your fingers difficulty rating 8
>the FBI agent monitoring neko trying to understand all the injokes like "48 donuts"
>>16472 #
hmm do I accept this #d20 (20)
also the 48 donuts are still up for grabs, funny how fate does this
>>16471 #
pretty pretty please might i have those 48 donuts, they're looking mighty tasty! and i do love your home-baked goods!
#d3 (2)
yes of course you may have your 48 donuts.
(the donuts are laced with EXPLOSIVES ROLLING FOR EXPLOSION) #d20 (1)
>So, Boss, I think they're some kind of white supremacist group. "48 donuts" is clearly a neo-nazi dog whistle, and they post this man wearing a ben 10 t-shirt. Ben 10, I think, is a reference to the 10 Aryan tribes of Germany. And the cartoon itself is about killing aliens, it's clearly a dog-whistle for killing minority groups.
*You bite into plasticine c4 explosives but, due to their nature, they are incredibly stable and inert without an activator. You notice the strange texture and pick the c4 out of the donuts and enjoy your donuts*
>>16479 #
>"You know what else has the number 48 in it John? 1448, that's right, tell the principal about this we're onto something
>>16481 #
>1--8
You know what other pair of double digits can go there?
77.
[YouTube] ???
OH THE YEAR WAS 1778 HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOWWWWW
how long do i lurk to get this shit
>>16483 #
Nekochen operates in a classic Pyramid structure, on the bottom are us lowly shitposters. One pyramid slot above is Ben 10 Guy, who is the leader of our "cell", and he of course reports to Mr Dunkin Donuts himself.
>>16482 #
GODDAMN THEM ALL
I WAS TOLD WED CRUISE THE SEAS
FOR AMERICAN GOLD WE'D FIRE NO GUNS
SHED NO TEAAAARRSSSS
NOW IM A BROKEN MAN ON THE HALIFAX PIERS, THE LAST OF BARRETTS PRIVATEEEEEERSSSSSSS
>>16487 #
this song goes so fucking hard, I love stan rogers so much.
Whenever I see a cover of his music on youtube it makes me irrationally annoyed. how DARE they?
>>16489 #
I can make notes as deep as he can but I cant give my voice as much character as he can. Its so over
I will never be a bald ginger-ish blondie sitting at a table with a bunch of mates singing pirate shanties
>>16490 #
I often take these nightshift walks when the foreman's not around,
I turn my back on the cooling stacks and make for open ground.
Far out beyond the tank farm vents where the gas flare makes no sound,
I forget the stink and I always think back to that eastern town.
I love Stan, his music has a real soul to it. The dying Canadian spirit. I can't wait to move to Canada after I complete my masters, I'm gonna call everyone hosers, play hockey and blast stan rogers on my boombox. They will think I was a born citizen.
I will apply for my British citizenshipthrough bloodand become a citizen of commonwealth and then I will move to Nova Scotia and live out my life as a fisherman
>>16495 #
🇬🇧👨------👩 ´´´´´´´´ man--------👩
´´´´´´´´´|´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´|´´´´´´´
actually this is gonna take too long
its like watching picasso at work.
do i watch pirates 2 today? #8ball (Maybe)
>British blood
how much do you get in disability checks
>>16502 #
there are no disabilities here, but we are shapeshifters, watch jawfu's face and how it changes constantly.
>>16508 #
jawfu has been going to the gym..
here is a rare jawfu that shows her in the gym
wait, wrong file.
jawfu gave the extra weight to ryo
why is she called jawfu still, her jaws aint that big
>>16513 #
the only thing shes waking up is my caveman desire to club her over the head and drag her into my cave
Left my ex bitch 'cus she toxic
Got this new bitch, now we toxic. Cant cap, I be toxic (Damn 😊✌)
I swear women fluctuate in weight way more than men do
Women fluctuate in their weights because all they do is charge they phone, eat hot chip and lie
>>16531 #
Biology Graduate here: Women are physiologically better at gaining and losing wait. For a multitude of reasons that I want to explore but the 140 character limit is stopping me
im not fat, im just big boned
Im not fat im just bulking
i was always bulking its in my genetics
im not fat im just pregnant
Im not big I am just carrying my 53 different harddrives with backups of my bonitoks on them underneath my sweater
[YouTube] ???
would it be mean spirited to edit fat tokfus to this song?
>>16546 #
I have never listened to the lyrics at detail and never realized this was about fatties
You should edit fat tokfus with this song [YouTube] ???
>>16547 #
I have a VIVID memory of being in Sheffield at my Dad's Girlfriend's house, and hanging out with her 2 sons, and the oldest put this song on and listened along to it.
I wonder what they're up to these days.
>>16550 #
Classic british tomfoolery. They were agents of Mr. Ing
Impressive. Perhaps this is why he has followed us here. He has been watching you for a long time, neko
Saw a white dude earlier today whilst I was out shopping
Guy was walking around with this big house fly, it was easily the size of a basketball. She had done her makeup, fixed her wingtips and everything
I heard that flies usually hang with indians but this dude managed to score the hottest fly Ive ever seen
It was pretty fly, for a white guy
I AIN'T NEVER SEEN TWO PRETTY BEST FRIENDS
>>16556 #
honestly anon, that punchline wasn't worth the setup, you had to work really hard to get there.
im sitting next to ryo
why is ryo british
found this new tokker (never before seen) check this out
>>16576 #
just admit you want to fuck kids, you only started to name coomfus "koto" because you couldnt get away with saying you wanted to fuck koto
speaking of lookalikes, what do we think of ryos lookalike and her videos
[YouTube] ???
>>16586 #
she also deleted (or privated dont remember) her main account bc she got creeped out by 2chen ttg
>>16587 #
nah, I think she just renamed and repurposed it
https://www.tiktok.com/@meekalefay
#autobahnBANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
anyone watched gen v
im watching season 3 finale of rent-a-girlfriend (total trash) hope he gets rejected
oh its an anime
anime more like handime get it?
Its the end of an era, nekos
Read the caption
💵💵ℹ️?
wtf is on r/zoloft
good morning lads
another day, another elevator slay. that's what i always say.
acordei gente bom dia. another dia another elevator slayinho. thats what eu always say
>my school has exchange programs with Brazil
bros....
>>16632 #
post pictures of chiblee, Olivia munn, lovelymomo, chiblee, lovelymomo and Ripley and I can do it
just saw a Norwood 1 manlet soymale with a girlfriend taller than him
we are so back
>got a crush on a girl from my d&d group
It's so fucking over I might as well end it all before I roll a 1 to seduce
I roll to seduce #d20 (15)
>>16640 #
She is fairly shortish, I'd estimate 5'2, long black hair, a nose ring and a gothic style of dress with cute perfect teeth
>>16642 #
osund decent, what about her made you crush on her? just looks or something more significant?
>>16650 #
She probably has a boyfriend, every girl at uni does, somehow, despite my course being like 90% female
>>16651 #
somewhere there's a femcel in a welding course at uni complaining that every one of her male classmates have hot girlfriends
If it ain't got 5000 miles LEAST, how will you know it works?
#8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!) should he ask her out
if yes, #8ball (No) if he gets rejected should he pretend it was in character and that he wouldn't actually date her irl ever ever ever? (neg her)
idk man i think you should listen to the die 🎲, no other d&d guy will ever be chad enough to have asked her out so she might be single
What if I ask her out in character first, then date in character for like 6 months, and never try and date her irl?
nah that will make her minge close up like the mouth of a whale when it eats plankton
'er fanny innit
Fanny is actually a name here. I imagine those poor girls shiver at the thought of traveling to England
it's kinda WT to be named fanny though
OI LUV, SHOW US YOUR MINGE.
IF I GET A NAT 20 YOU HAVE TO DO IT.
#d20 (16)
Holy heck I just met [Your Tokfu]
Dammit I just saw a cow taking a piss and didn't take apicture for neko fast enough
So the toilets area is a long line, with single toilets on either side.
As I was walking out, deadass, someone was sat on a toilet, pantaloons by their ankles, door WIDE OPEN in the toilet directly next to the entrance, so everyone walking in and out would see them.
What kind of fruity batty boy behaviour is this mandems?
>>16672 #
you should have said to him "you can't shit there mate" and closed the stall door, it would have been funny i think
T
he t-posting
yes! I am lobotomized! ^v^
it is how I am so silly and so fun! :D 😁
>get to d&d club
>the two other guys are comparing dice
Holy shit I'm legitimately going to d20 myself to death
i am..... i am.... i am DICEEEIIIIIIIIINGGGG #d20 (10)
are you playing with these dice at ur d&d campaign or did the dungeon master bring his own?
Anyone got El?
nekochen wake up
Who are you????
Im a buff 💪 baby 👶 and I dance 🕺 like a man 👨
Played a chess game during class today. Real tough battle but I ended up on top
I can probably recreate the game from memory thats how good it felt when I came out the victor. He almost had me until a single slip-up and I won a piece
Turns out: I am not that guy. I cannot recite a chess game from memory not even like 3 the first 3 moves
your die look like bloody marys
this is so epic, epic for the win
thinking about it, tanning saloons must be one of the most ludicrous business in scandi land
>>16705 #
i know a guy whos dad runs one. rich family
ive also seen lots of proper orange bitches and chicks i know havent left their bumwater town in ages yet have strong tans
so maybe
ive never met someone that have said that they have been at a tanning bed tho maybe i dont know enough normies
>>16706 #
you know, a nice slight tan looks pretty good on the skin, shit gets weird when you abuse it so much you start to turn into burnt kebab
>>16708 #
same, no need to discriminate womyn, luv all women etc etc
>>16707 #
yeah, girls with real tans turn me on
or just girls in general to be honest with you i love girls and women
lack of bonitoks today, nigga not gonna make it til the end of this month 😭
>>16709 #
i have not done ANYTHING the ENTIRE DAY since I got home
i have literally been rotting in my chair
also not many nekos for me to post my bonitoks too. i post all of these for you as I sense in the aether that your bodies crave more bonitoks to look at
D&D blogpost update
Session was kinda fun. 6/10. I definitely felt like I had to take charge and speak a lot. The group are fairly inexperienced, happy to talk to make jokes but I was the mostly serious backbone.
I interacted with crushes character a lot, and saved her with a spell. She wants me fr.
After the session the 6'0 blonde haired blue eyed guy spoke about the plant club.
Yeah, enjoy your sloppy seconds pal. You're attractive, tall and share interests with her, but I'm confident in d&d so I'll get the girl.
I wish I was able to run my science fiction game, our current gm is a little shy and doesn't project his voice well. I'd kill as a GM but I refuse to run d&d
wat nou
I feel like I should be enjoying the little things in life and not focusing on a qt 20 year old that probably has a boyfriend.
We were told to get into groups of 3 ahead of next week. A girl on my course dmed me and asked me to join her 3. Were so back. I'm gonna live off this high for weeks.
for me?
i cast deez nuts #d20 (5)
bye
I cast fireball on dose nuts #d20 (15)
I cast sleep tight on neko anon #d20 (5)
I cast bonitok (dc: 2) #d20 (15)
5 get #d20 (20)
what will this number be o mighty d20 #d20 (18)
Will I get a gf this year #8ball (Maybe)
will i see god this year #8ball (It can't be helped)
new boni tok tomorrow? #8ball (Yes) (please I am begging I am on my knees PLEASE PLEASE GOD PLEASE)
yisssss lets go boys
Will I find a reason to live tomorrow? #8ball (It can't be helped)
grrr neko i was hovering over a tok and you made it move and it interrupted my kino tok session lets see what you have to write grrr
unlucky 8ball roll it is blueballing you
I have followed NL on twitch since at least the 9th of August 2015
I think thats the day I made this account, so I mustve been watching him for at least a year or two more on my old account
i have watched NL for 39 minutes once, 2 days ago
just watched a tok of a woman saying that she feels so ugly and rejected because no guys have ever approached her or catcalled her
she didn't look bad, somewhat cute with nice style but I guess if you aren't top 5% as a chick then dudes are just too scared to approach
lots of women in the comments saying the same stuff, one even said that they feel bad for saying "why not me" when it came to stuff like being harassed but she could and will never stop saying why not me even if she doesn't want to be a victim of it herself
anyways I'm still too scared to talk to women so unlucky them I guess, time for them to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and approach us soft gentle boys instead
today i watched a tok and shutted my brain off for a few seconds, it was a good feeling
just the two of us, we can make it if we tryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
new🍀
>>16752 #
why do you say this one is pretty good but not the other ones of her star guardian akali cosplay?
just saw my first mtf troon
you could tell he was a hon by the poorly colored thinning greasy red hair, the unfitting women's coat that made him shaped like a fridge, the converse in trans flag colors and rainbow sole (walking on pride? homophobic much?) and old woman's purse
AP why didn't you tell me you were visiting?????hehehe
>>16755 #
there's one at d&d club. greasy hair, more stubble on his face than I'm capable of growing, doesn't even try to sound feminine, wears a garishly bright pink skirt and rainbow stockings.
>>16756 #
is his character well thought out or is even that a flaw in his character despite affinity for make-believe?
stop this trans hatred it hurts me
and his name is ap
post transexies that get your willy wer
boni got a new keyboard and she is popping out of her gourd
the hevc is 300 MB large I cannot post it but its so cute she is so happy showing off her new keyboard and the various colour modes it has
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A story in two parts:
Part 1
lets goooooooooooo
>>16771 #
this is not enough for me to tell
my closest guess is noemi from the cheekbones but it doesnt really look like her much
>>16776 #
i hate that cosplay and every tok where any tokker does that cosplay
the hair looks so damaged and fuckjed up
the push up isnt a good look either
>>16780 #
she sure nails the neeko cosplay, I couldnt tell who the fuck this tokker was I saw like 4 different tokkers in her face during this tok
>>16781 #
truly the greatest tokker. i agree. shame about the body hair>literally has 5 hairs on her armpit
look i can post boni too
>>16787 #
because it's from @logicalrain59, not boni
>>16789 #
damn, you need to hand in your boni card.
>>16788 #
I know but I have downloaded bonitoks from logicalrain before, I mustve just missed that one
lmao how did i miss that one, its her most recent tok on that account
silly me
>>16791 #
silly billy.
>tfw one of my lecturers is from brazil and keeps talking about stuff he researched there
in a way, spiritually, i am tangentially connected to mi flora brasilia
is ap here to thirst over her with me
>>16795 #
i am here but im insulted you call my noemi APpreciation posts "thirsting"
i simply like girls that dress like boys, have short hair like boys and are german speaking
new month, new screenshot folder
*drives into you at 120mph on the autobahn*
what the frog was the whole plug debacle about
>>16803 #
there's an old screenshot from one of her streams where she leans across her bed to grab a pillow of an anime character or something and it kinda sorta looks like she has a butt plug in, but she almost cetainly does and it's just the lighting
>>16809 #
We got an Orb of Dragonkind in our first session.
Anyone familiar with d&d knows its a stupidly powerful magical item.
It's so fucking dumb
>>16810 #
was that a random drop or did the dm give you it just to powergame you guys to infinity so that you dont adhd out and quit before session 3?
>>16812 #
>stupidly powerful already after session 1
gonna be a snoozefest going forward ngl
>>16811 #
the first encounter was us attacking some bandits who had just attacked a cargo wagon. inside the wagon was a magically locked chest, which, when we got open, had the orb inside.
hows cs2
if pixies - where is my mind was made today
where is my phone
#d20 (6)
its so over
TURN OF YOUR PHONE TURN OF YOUR PHONE TURN OFF YOUR PHONE TURN OFF YOUR PHONE
THE VACCINE MIND CONTROK MECHANICSEM 5G GOES LIVE IN 10 MINUTES TURN OFF YOUR PHONE IN 10 MINUTES YOU WIULL BE VACCINE VOCID COVID MIND CONTROLLER INTO A ZOMBIE
IF YOU LOVE ME TURN OFF YOUR PHONE NOW
TURN NEKO OFF TURN NEKO OFF
THE VACCINE MINE CONTROL AHHHHHHB THE ENBIES THEY'RE TAKING OVER THEY'RE ROUNDING UP ALL THE STRAIGHT MEN AND TURNING THEM INTO HOUSE-HUSBANDS
i will go into hiding i will see you nekos when the 5g fed beams have stopped peentrating my buildingi will be back dont fortget me
this is the future liberals want, everyone to look like this and drink boba tea every day
abbles stream in october? #8ball (Yes) (if this 8ball true? #8ball (It can't be helped) )
from here on out and forever, what should "It can't be helped" be interpreted as? #8ball (Yes)
it has been decided.
two rekis. imagine.
headache
nora is incredibly pretty
I'm marrying this woman.
love seeing her happy
I love seeing her
>>16852 #
ngl i think kay is more of a pick me. her weirdly repeating /pol/ memes is so childish, what is she, 15?
>see video of swedish person speaking english
>once again reminded of how fucking dumb we sound
>>16856 #
how many europeans speak proper english without any quirks? bc it was only me and this other girl at school
i think i speak my native tongue worse than english lol
>>16862 #
english is piss easy both to write and speak imo, the latter could be slightly harder because of accents but with time it can be ironed out
im an esl (english sole language)
i still think of that scene from gen v ep1 whereshe turns into an ant size midget to play with his dick
>record vocaroo to hear my accent
>its so dumb
hahahahahahahaha the elven curse
I may sound like an elf when I speak english but I will learn portuguese, for she
new month = new reki patreon posts
we are hyped
>>16872 #
we are NOT learning portuguese for a vacation in portugal
also this is a really cute tok how have i never posted it before
>its an anon learns portuguese and travels to richfus (assumed) walled off neighbourhood (she is so pretty she has me smitten)
>its an anon learns german and builds a time machine to go back and help thegothsinvaderome____
gimmick idea: reading posts on /int/ in the accent of the flag posting the message
>it's a maisie episode
its a still headache but bonnie posta
oh fugg i forgot I have to sleep today oh shit
goodnight Bonnie Posta
i like this place more than sturdy
we popping off, boys
this is what i imagine most brazilian tokfus live like.
[YouTube] ??? nekos
My latest prank: convincing friends that i sent them a test alert on their phones for emergency purposes
my hair is almost 10 inches long
tenho aula em 2 horas
estou em casa gente
>guy on instagram makes two capcut edits of boni and she follows him
powerful...
nekosisters.. our response?
good morning lads
>"The police is allowed to tap your calls and listen in on every conversation you have with people now, without suspicion of criminal activity. What do you feel about that?"
>old woman bitch, Agneta, 57: "Really good, I like it"
i fucking hate OLD PEOPEL
average boytokker he/it style
>>16919 #
it isnt here either
all I want is to stuff some slightly toned muscular tomboy androgynous girl turkey style fr fr
tfw ywn
I need new bolhasuco (bubble juice) toks fr fr ong no shizzzy on the glizzy no capple on a snapple mcApple
>huMAN girl
why is this word so gendered
she is a hugirl fewogirl
>>16928 #
the menfolk named themselves after the word for humanity, the womenfolk, being brave and beautiful, made their own word.
>>16929 #
person folk made the word "humanity" back in the patriachy but we are past those days, so we call it personkind. women have suffered enough
End women's suffrage!
>>16933 #that was the joke u silly[YouTube] ???
grrrr she is so cute
grrrr she is so cute
Oops accidentally posted a reki, didnt mean to do that, my bad haha
I meant to post this :3
does neko have a good name suggestion for reki's OOC account?
something with moon wood bee nice
uhm fug dont ban me what aobut huuuhhh
moonlight reki uuh fuck that one SUCKS dont BAN ME
heres one
schläfrigreki
what about
bolhareki
also schläfrig means sleepy in the "I am (adjective)" way as opposed to "she is (adjective)" way that I assume sleepyreki is supposed to be read as
nvm it doesnt hehe tricked you chip trole face
what about Xxmoonsquadcoolgirlreki69420xX
The guy that made this video must be the biggest rizzler...
>>16954 #
I am contemplating downloading capcut so I can make cool edits to post on tiktok and @ boni with
>>16956 #
the praise of fellow nekos will never live up to the endorphine rush of a "Tokfu has liked your ____" notification
tfw ywn experience this... why even live bros
>>16958 #
It is too enigmatic, too powerful. I fear for her safety if she sees this masterpiece. She might not be able to handle its brilliance
>>16957 #
>Tokfu has requested to follow you
yep, now that is some good shit.
Or when they upload a "close friends" story on insta and you can see it :)
I am a rule 2 follower, it was over for me from the start
my nekos and I going through a tough bonitokwithdrawal (she has not posted in soon 24 hours)
we simply will never know what that generous and handsome anon's sentence was going to say
I saw a tok of a girl talking about the ludicrously cheap prices for a crate of green monster cans
It was so cheap, boni wouldve stocked up so many
I'm gonna say it, it won't be popular but I have to say it.
Reki looks likeroodsin this tok.
THERE I SAID IT
Chiblee? Not a fan I'm afraid.
Olivia Munn? Dont know 'er.
Lovelymomo? Not even mid unfortunately.
and Ripley???chip trole face
Now comes the part where I waste the next 90 hours of my life with one short pitstop in the middle to watch neko movie night on saturday
Anon, life isn't a waste if you're having fun. Stay strong. I'm proud of you.
When she smiles, I smile.This pain in my heart won't go away.
>>16990 #
Hey, I would prefer her to be in a relationship and be happier rather than her being lonely and depressed. Now.. does the bf entirely cure depression? No, but it's better than not having one, many people are saying this.
It would never work anyway, it's like Weezer once sang
>Why are you so far away from me?
>I need help and you're way across the sea
Weezer mentioned
>>16994 #
[YouTube] ???
that's fine, most of them are bad
listen to this though :)
oh oh my god
what's happening to me?
walking down montana oh oh oh
same old dull routines
same aloo gobi
walking down montana oh oh oh
what is it
>>16999 #
is it any good?
I like indian tomatoey food but I have doubts about them making cauliflower interesting
I remember having a friend complain that he couldnt eat "spicy indian food" and that the day after he would be shitting firey diarrhea in the toilet
I asked him what he ate at indian restaurants that made such a reaction spur up and he replied that he ate chicken korma I think
>>17002 #
💀
that's mild as heck, at least it's a little more interesting than chicken tikka masala though
>>17003 #
Normally I would make a "wypipo cant handle spice dey food" joke but he was a flip, he should be able to handle spicey food
>>17003 #
love me sum chicken tikka masala
>>17004 #
that's so weird, if even the most powerful race in the world couldn't handle it, it must've been 🥵
>>17005 #
I think bro was just lactose bigoted but we will never know
I once ate a meal at an authentic chinese restaurant in Bath that was so fucking spicey that I cried from the 3rd bite until I finished the bowl (momma didnt raise no bitch) 2.5 hours later
AHAAHAHHAHAAAHAHH took you some time
>synced [2 / 4]
it's still me bro
>>17009 #
yeah windows emoji menu doesnt have flags it sucks dong, i need to google "brazil emoji" every time i want to copy paste it for a joke
EUREKA
IVE FOUND IT
THE ULTIMATE NAME FOR sleepyreki'S PRIVATE ACCOUNT THAT INVOLVES THE WORD MOON
prepare for thissleepymoonkiinserts video of monkey kid dancing at football game
>>17010 #
If you ever go to the southwest and pass through Bath, go visit their roman bath house and, at the end of the "museum", have a taste of the hot spring water
hands down one of the grossest things I have ever drank in my life. its incredibly rich in iron, warm, slightly more viscous than regular water. felt as if I was drinking period blood ngl
>>17013 #
>felt like i was drinking period blood ngl
>i immediately started to line up for the next tour
anon... i....
>>17014 #
its as they say, when in rome
I also visited the Cheddar caves, real kino (I did not buy any cheddar why the FUCK did i not buy any cheddar? I was literally IN CHEDDAR)
I will never remember if stalagmite is the one on the roof or the ground
Its over for me I will never be a geologist
>>17020 #
>Niel Sissyrega ruined Johnny Cash
thats such a heavy clickbait title that I am almost searching the video up just to find out how the fuck he even relates to hjohnny cash
i hate youtube fr fr
>16 minute long video
>last post 19 minutes ago (took me a minute to do the math)
IS HE DEAD??
i was so excited to hear the explanation
nekochen group visit to various cave systems across the UK
need it or keep it?
>>17028 #
>it's a fat.png takes a step and causes a cave-in episode
>we have to eat the emiruposter to survive
>>17030 #
not much meat on that hunk of steel, he is pure muscle (we will die of rabbit starvation syndrome)
my new years resolution, stop abusing capital letters
starting today
i still laugh whenever i see this picture someone drew of "AP"
kek
skip gym today and do like 300-500 pushups instead? #8ball (No)
fugg please :( i am, so tireyd
should this anonie do 700 pushups instead? #8ball (No)
you lucky 8ball said no to the 700 number boyo
it already said no to skipping gym and doing pushups at home instead
even if it said 700 on ur roll, theres no double dipping to fish for the answer u want, gotta respect the first one
>>17046 #
I havent hit legs in like 3 months now
They are still proportionally my largest body part, and pretty decently defined as well still
maybe ill do legs some day but as of right now Im too lazy to go gym 6 days a week so ill have to change my routine if I wanna get legs in on the 3-4 days I do go
I havent drank a protein shake since i started eating food again but Ill have to chug a few of them sooner or later
been drinking a lot of normal choccy milk though
godspeed anonie, wish you an exponential bulking process
I dont think the bulk is possible, I eat too little and cba eating more
Its over
>>17052 #
>18 months ago
I can't believe it's been a year since mina hina boni has uploaded a new tokerino
>yes bike to the gym
>it will maybe get stolen
I dont like these odds bros
>>17056 #
I have a thick hefty one but having a lock didnt save my old bike
blogpost but I used to love biking, biked for 3+ hours every day until I one day was going to be late to school, was considering whether or not to take the bike to make it in time. I was afraid it would get stolen but I got convinced that it would be fine
I go to class, get there in time, 6 hours later I end school and I go to take my bike home and its gone
and police being the a) undermanned and/or b) useless faggots they are, they never followed up with my police report
well im gonna go to the shops anyway, cya later anon, work out hard
>>17055 #
is your location that bad, i mean i don't think they're gonna steal it if you lock your bike to a fence or smth, unless they bring the boltcutters,it happened to me
>>17059 #
no, both my gym and I are in the safer parts of town but thats not going to stop some crafty muzzie from bringing bolt cutters and snipping them in the dark
mind you I live in hell and its been pitch black outside for almost 3 hours
Whats up guys!!!
This whole story is a laugh
>boni likes kpop
its over
she might like kpop more than I like her
korean chadettes cant stop winning
I'm 15% Korean. Hey boni ;)
Imagine a star wars plotline about a poor gullible protagonist being convinced by a sith temptress to assassinate his queen
I’d watch that shit
>>17071 #
>You now remember the wookiepedia article for "Water"
>>17072 #
It'd never sell. Disney can't make star wars without taking beloved characters and forcing them into a story.
So It'd be something like Jar-Jar trying to assassinate Queen Amidala because Assaji Ventress promised him bald coochie
>>17073 #
>You now remember the wookiepedia article for "Water"
Now I’m curious because i never read that before
>>17074 #
Bing it. Wait, I'll find it
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Water
It's just pure autism to write articles for something like water
whos alive
okay ill see you tomorrow ig
I am sick and tired of playing against 5 stacks in cs when my team is composed of 5 solo queuers
still won tho, mega carried by blue
W
Wake up neko. It's Caturday :D
new jawfu
new jawfu
sexy swede 🥵
i get to post the new sleepymoonki
I get to post an older bone
I get to post the new spiriteclips3 tokher smile gets me everytime FUCK
>think "who the fuck is spiriteclips3"
>search it up
>its regi
that has nothing to do with the moon what the spruce
spirit eclipse sounds like something an anime character would yell in a korean mmorpg
i legit thought it was "spirite clips 3"
am i retarded
>damn she must really like sprite
meanwhile bone makes a 5 minute long tok reviewing her new keyboard, making the tok so long her phone runs out of memory twice(!) but she is determined to finish the tok for her loyal fans so she deletes literally every app on her phone except for tiktok so she can finish the video
(we love her)
meanwhile bone
>In March, temperatures near the south pole reached 39 °C above normal for three days in a row, hitting a peak of -10 °C (14 °F).
>39 °C above normal
>Thirtynine degrees celcius
>This was the hottest temperature anomaly recorded anywhere in the world, Edward Blanchard-Wrigglesworth, an atmospheric scientist and first author of a published paper by the UW team, told Kasha Patel at The Washington Post.
>Some of his team who were working in Antarctica at the time were apparently warm enough to wear shorts and even go shirtless in the Sun.
>>17111 #
39 above normal is still -10C
global warming bros.. it's getting increasingly harder to perpetuate our lies... big oil is exposing us as frauds....
>>17112 #
So true *tell neko that a deposit of $5000 has been made to his account as per agreement for posting said posts. Delete this part when you submit your reply*
now, order the 48 donuts.
YOU PIECE
damn it greentexted my angry emoji
>cvm
who
post koto pyramid gif, i know you got it
oh right I found this, I dont remember if I posted it when we last were talking about it
>>17137 #
if i remember correctly you have hidden some kind of secret code in the bilboard or smth like that
>>17138 #
its on the right and is easily decipherable if you just compare the letters to the wingdings alphabet
i cant remember what I wrote, it has been almost 11 months since
unpopular opinion: noemi is just better ari
her dancing isn't forced, it's earned.
howdy i kinda want dessert
dei? very mid unfortunately
emq? now we're talking
unpopular opinion: shirogane-sama is the best russian
also what about the message on the bottom
she wants me fr
>RUN BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE
WHAT DID I MEAN BY THIS
btw AP (acid poster) you havent posted the new acids
theres a squirrel outside my house, climbing trees and shit
proof here: jawfu swimsuit
I was tricked AGAIN
a few drinks down at the gash
How do I get people to enroll in a study on Malena ???
A couple amish dudes got exposed for having cell phones by the US emergency alert system lmao
>>17189 #
I used to see this guy on my fyp like 1.5-2 years ago, weird page he has
The amish apparently defile his fathers gravestone all the time
>>17191 #
no its because his dad left the amish faith(?) and so when he died he wasnt allowed to be buried on amish burial grounds, this guy buried his father somewhere else but the amish regularly coem and defile it and remove flowers from it and stuff
I think this guy left the amish because of how his dad was treated postmortem
>>17192 #
the fuck?
Why should they care about a guy who left to the point where they defile his grave
there must be more to the story 🤔
lads, just ordered a curry, guess what i DIDN'T order?
Jesus christ, when some people in classes open their mouths it feels like walking into an unskippable cutscene
>>17200 #
>it's an american guy opens his mouth to talk about the volunteering work he did in malyasia episode
>it's a fucking repeat every day
>its a "guy who wants to prove he is smart asks a question that is way out of scope for the current class, very circumstantial and doesnt really have an answer which stunlocks the professor because he is too nice to tell students to fuck off and move on" episode
>>17205 #
To play devil's advocate, asking questions and intellectual curiousity is a core part of learning, otherwise university would just be vocational training
That being said, some people just like hearing themselves talk.
>>17206 #
yeah i agree but it gets to the point where theyre spending like 20% of every class answering the same peoples questions that are (at best) only tangentially related
thank god some professors can say "thats not really related to that and it would have to be decided by the judges"
>>17210 #
yooo did you guys watch the new(er) judge dredd movie
that shit was kino
cop girl was a qt too
fellow uni anon, how do they take attendance where you go?
here, it's ALL QR codes at the start of a lecture, I legit have a 25% attendance, despite going to every class, because QR codes are shit and barely work for me.
>>17214 #
For me it is up to the professor and a lot of them do not care whether you show up or not so long as you turn in the work and take the quizzes and exams
>>17215 #
that's how it should be, but here they take attendance with QR codes and every time i log into the student website it shows me my "engagement" which is perpetually low due to shitty attendance from a shitty QR code system.
>>17214 #
no attendance, everything but the final exam is optional
there are optional tests and other assignments you can do but they only function as a way for you to gauge your place in the course and then if you are at an edge case grade-wise you can get bumped up if you have attended
this is one of my favourite videos of all time and I've only seen season 1 of x-files.
i fucking love hyperborea schizo shit. and that seems 100% up mulder's alley.
I remember this being posted on .moe in like 2021
its so weird but I love it
need me a girl like yagami so bad
America and Brazil, voted the 2 best countries to live in on gods green earth (In the 2022 Tokkies)
but im from the UK :/
>>17243 #
>Not in the same country as Noemi
>Not in the same country as Bone
>Not in the same country as uuuuuh Nicholas Hadden
its over for u
do you guys every psyop yourself into liking someone more? I didn't use to think reki was this pretty and now I'm convinced she's one of the most attractive tokkers
>>17253 #
maybe im just in a bit of a mood rn but i'm getting my yearly
damn i wish i had a girlfriend depression
y'know the type?
oh it just looped around weirdly
>yearly "damn i wish i had a girlfriend depression"
yeah ive had that for the last 2 months and its ramping up in intensity
>>17256 #
the worst part is im still sorta hung up on my girlfriend from 7 seven years ago, her breaking up with me has spooked me real bad, i cant get rejected again, it'd kill me. i've asked a few girls out in the last few years but they've all ended up having boyfriends, which was a nice save for my heart, but i am getting older and soon i'll be in a retirement home so if i dont get a girlfriend in the next 15 minutes i'll be an incel for life.
>>17257 #
>if i dont get a girlfriend in the next 15 minutes i'll be an incel for life.
this was posting 15 minutes ago and i can confirm i dont have a gf yet.
incel mode to the mooooooooon
in that "get a gf" mood that can only be cured by getting a gf or moots with my tokfu
new aoife after 5 years
do NOT watch this if you're scared of bugs
good morning lads
movie night still ongoing in 7 hours from the point this post is written bros
Why is negative canthal tilt a bad thing? I think it looks kind of cute on a girl
>>17270 #
it isnt
what is "bad" and "good" is made up, a social construct but in this case only determined by the lookism.org schizos
negative carpal tunnel
hey anons! how are we doing today
oops filename
bada bing bada boom
any movie night for today?
yooo he's droppin in from the palestinian battlebus
#d10 (10) posts above this one
played cs2
that game is so fun when you dont have humunculus teammates
>>17296 #
still no rank, only have 9 wins (out of 10 required to see ur mmr)
>top frags
yeah it was my friend or I top fragging each of the games we played today and a few days ago
I dropped a 30 bomb in like 18 rounds
>>17297 #
that's pretty good homie, im still waiting for community servers to start up, they're good casual fun
forgot epic pic
*drives to the new thread*
I think this is my fastest consistent (for 15s) wpm ever
i get to post the new forced dancing
not the same test but i suck at it, sad!
tiktok.com/@sleepyreki
tiktok.com/@spiriteclips3
unclickable links
now you understand why I took the time to write out the https://tiktok.com/@full_link last time, i was doing you a favour and you laughed at me
tiktok.com/@mothbells
>he doesnt know his 'fus tiktok handle
https://www.tiktok.com/@despairingapples
i remember back like 2 months after abbles deleted her account, some mexican dude took over the name and would post really deepfried videos of himself, and very very very rarely a tokfu. like he kinda was on /ttg/ but his tokfu videos always had the url so i think he was just a norman
member when abbles posting was a thing
'member when abbles posted toks?
abbles? whos that
>>17331 #
welcome to the real world son, everyone lies to each other all the time, its a matter of survival, you know...
abbles update: someone paid him money on kofi
another feet pic sale?
selling my feet pics for 100 euros each, whos in it?
selling rare unuploaded boni for 5 (You)s, need it or keep it?
I just got word from my financial accountant that five (5) (You)s have been deposited to my off-shore banking account, so here is the rare unuploaded bone tok
Grab it while you can
>bank just called me to ask if the £500 sent to "paypal/remymite" for "feet pics" was me or was a fraudulent purchase
wait nekomin made it so you cant accidentally leak your password?
my pass is %¤!"/"(#/A/("*
what does it say for you guys
>you will never be a dutch
>go to gamecom
>girls like this work there
germans have it so easy bros it's not fair
remember there is a nekochen meetup in berlin on christmas day 2023, be there.
Some of you guys are alright, do not go to the nekochen meetup in berlin on christmas day 2023
>>17353 #
nekochen meetup in berlin on christmas day 2023? wow I am so excited, thank god I read these posts in chronological order so I could see this post as quick as possible!
Im gonna go pack my bags right now and not return to read further in the thread until the day after the nekochen meetup hope I dont miss crucial information that could be vital for my health and wellbeing
ugh, get THAT camera off me, im thinking about what tok i should post next
no i meant it but due to linguistic misunderstandings between my intentions and your interpretations my message got lost in translation
its over
ahhhhhh ahhh my brain HURTS from studying all day fuuuuck
lawyers be like uuuuuuuh this text says you are a bad guy XDDDD
like bruh lets letters govern over him!!!! 🔥🔥🔥 💯💯💯
crazy that sometimes lawyers gotta defend murderers and other disgusting scum of the earth because its their jobs innit
>>17381 #
yeah its fucked up....
>>17380 #
erm ackshually its not the letters themselves but rather the power enforcing those letters okay...
Money is the reason we exist.
My thesis will explore this statement, starting back at the invention of the barter system in 15,000 BC Indonesia..
vittu :DDD
need sex with a girl that listens to lana del rey
mammi :DD
need a hug and to be told the words "you are enough" from a girl that listens to death grips fr
need 30 billion euros
yea bro give up, buy an anime pillow from eBay and get genshin impact bro
its too late bro, I already ordered 48 donuts and am now installing genshin
#d1273 (921)
forsen live movie night is just watching forsen for 3 hours
forsen feels nothing
water is the lava of ice
we are made of ice lava
>dont make me make another bell curve
this is quite deep, only a few high IQ citizens will understand this
https://www.twitch.tv/frenchrotation
https://www.twitch.tv/frenchrotation
https://www.twitch.tv/frenchrotation
This is England starts in 10 minutes (20:10 CEST)
>>17428 #
>new reki just released
>f1 race about to end
>THIS IS ENGLAND on the 2nd monitor
god i love fridays
I saw an /fa/ altfu on the train today
Made me want to dress better
https://www.twitch.tv/frenchrotation
https://www.twitch.tv/frenchrotation
https://www.twitch.tv/frenchrotation
https://www.twitch.tv/frenchrotation
Movie starting everyone get in here
>jawfu grew up in this shithole nation
>he's in my seat
😡😡😡😡😡
Sorry i cannot watch the stream
Vodaphone india says my phone is out of GEEBEES
>my internet drops out just as the cringe scene starts
epic, simply epic
this is my youtube recommendations
>>17451 #
around hte time I had to stop watching him due to his content falling so far off course that he was unrecognisable
I have to spoiler this image because it contains the most british looking people imaginable
who does he post?
or that cinnabunni girl who does coke whilst being 14
MILKY WAS THE REAL VILLAIN
this girl is live
twitch.tv/ghostopsy
If I was milky? I would've blocked the kick with my left arm, then brought down a judu chop on his knee, to incapacitate him. Banjo would've stood up, and I would've grabbed a pillow and put it over his head to blind him and make him unable to hit me.
Then i would've grabbed shaun, the biscuits from the kitchen and fled into the night.
bruh who is this nigga
>>17466 #
He's the main rival for the tv series yugioh gx. he's GX's version of Kaiba basically.
When he arrives he's king of the freshmen, he has a catchphrase
>Chazz! It! Up!
he suffers a devestating loss in the first season, and ends up marooned in a fucking submarine and is saved by those 3 retarded monsters you see in your picture, the Ojujojo monsters, something like that. They're shit cards, but they're duel spirits he can see, and this sorta begins his redemption arc, he's cursed with shitty cards and cursed to interact with those 3 idiots but he starts to take himself less seriously.
>Smell was genuinely 16-17 when she tonguefucked Shaun, played by a 13-14 year old
>>17468 #
She saw the long term prospect.
>there are 3 mini-series set after the movie
where do you even go after that?
Shaun joins a different group? Shaun becomes a communist? Shaun becomes an anarchist? Shaun becomes a monarchist?
Any movie recs for next time? Ill give it until a day or so before the next movie night happens and if not Ill just pick something random I have downloaded or saw shilled recently
What about: we marathon every bonitok
>just learned that there's a 2022 sequel to tatami galaxy
why do they keep bringing out sequels to classic stand-alone anime?
there's yet another fucking FLCL sequel coming out too.
None of those words are in the bible
>this is woody and lol 7 years later
>>17480 #
>was 16 in this is england
>would be 23 in this is england '90
anonie, she's a little too old for /ttg/
are we gonna watch this next movie night?
>>17485 #
The movie is about the 2nd season of the anime, do you think its okay to watch without having seen the 1st season?
i dont understand why anons are pretending to be me, the boniposter
>>17493 #
well said, me. I always say the smartest things
They hate us cus' (because) they anus (sphincter)
>>17494 #
you, and by you i of course mean us, we are the smartest most handsome and generous poster on this website.
zoomer only know watch anime, eat hot chip, charge they phone and scroll XDDDDD
zoomer also dress like this in public.
we hate zoomers so much fr
insane how luna dressed like that to go visit a library
she is so thirsty for knowledge
I still would not go (I study at home in silence (I am still deathly afraid of women))
🐝🐝
library enjoyers??
im trying to think of films to suggest
>>17513 #
you can pick something you want to see and disregard if it will be a movie that anyone else might find interesting, just go wacky with it
>>17515 #
i dont want to watch any films though i just want to watch goyslop marvel tv series all day
>>17516 #
>series
i could never
but if there is a movie night next saturday you have until probably saturday to come with suggestions
that also goes for any other neko if not then we yolo it
>>17517 #
i was keeding, i dont watch marvel slop
>>17518 #
im gonan open up disney plus and find a film i want to watch rn
>she's an onlyfans girl
why must women do this... women are queens and are so liberated...
men are pigs... 😔
>>17521 #
>see cute girl on tiktok
>click on profile
>onlyfans in linktree
>immediately lose interest
it always happens to me
mindnumbing slop stocks are at an all time low, bros
this film next saturday. yes or no?
its musical-slop.
or one of these two films. either works honestly.
its almost halloween, why not some horror flicks like Scream or smth
wait I just had a revelation, friday the 13th next week
chiblee
Are the nekos unified on a nekochen movie night one day early (Friday the 13th) where we watch a scary movie (october spooky halloween) called Barbie (2023)?
come on abbles lets go party
>>17543 #
oh shit forgive me I made a typo
On account of it being Friday the 13th, we must pick the movie that is the most relevant to this date....
Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift
>>17545 #
I WONDER IF THEY KNOW
HOW WE LIVE IN TOKYO
tokyo drift is such a good bit ofslopif you ignore how the main character is clearly 30 years old but is supposed to be a highschooler
Ok but actually, a Friday the 13th movie night on nekochen next friday on the 13th?
Which one of the movies are the best? I heard there are like 13 of them. maybe the classics are better (pre-chiblee birth)
oh shit, i forgot, ive got disney plus.
Should I watch all the star wars flicks next week? #8ball (It can't be helped)
i didnt know barbie was streaming already, ill watch it tomorrow
>>17551 #
is it just me or has stuff been going from theaters -> bluray/streaming really quickly these days
>>17552 #
movies' primary revenue stream isnt theatres anymore, they are made to be seen on streaming services
thats why
speaking of which its so annoying that anime movies take like a year to get to streaming or blu ray
>>17553 #
really though?
it doesn't feel like they would make much money off a $10 subscription when one movie ticket easily costs more than that
>>17556 #
how many months have you had X streaming service, how many things have you watched during that time and how often do you go buy movie tickets?
For most people, these answers are in the range of "several years, not that many, once or twice a year"
theyre a passive income source
>>17557 #
true, you're actually right
The whole business model seems kind of unethical though, a large chunk of it HAS to be money made off people who are either too busy to cancel or people who forgot they signed up in the first place
I was thinking that an ethical version of this might have a confirmation check every month before billing you when you open the app and it auto-cancels itself if you stop using it
I bet if they did that, they would make no money though
BUT, you have to take into account the fact that every streaming service is losing money, none of them are profitable in their current states. thats why netflix is doing their "sharing passwords" crackdown stuff
its a long-term investment for streaming services to get people through the door with convenience and a wide selection of movies, then when theyre in they can just keep them hooked with one or two popular things now and then
the best anime movie ever
>>17558 #
>ethical version
cadaverlaugh, everyone laughs good
yeah, if they did something like that they would go bankrupt in months. you dont make money by being ethical. show me a billionaire (person or company) and I'll show you someone who does not consider ethics
Ive lost like 300 euro just to a union for engineers that I signed up to a few years ago and just forgot + a little bit of too lazy to quit once I dropped out of engineer school. thats how they make money
>>17562 #
lol deadcorpselaugh
>>17561 #
>Ive lost like 300 euro just to a union
britain lost trillions to a union. that's why we voted for brexit. simple as.
>>17561 #
>show me a billionaire (person or company) and I'll show you someone who does not consider ethics
Off the top of my head I think of: costco, aldi, trader joe's, maybe ikea
I dunno, if you really have something useful to sell to the world, you wouldn't need to resort to trickery to earn money would you?
>>17563 #
do you list these companies because of their PR moves like the costco $1 hotdog and soda and stuff like that or?
if you google any of these + unethical you will receive multiple articles on unionbusting, taxation dodging practices and more
>>17563 #
no you wouldnt, but if oyu want to outcompete the people that do resort to trickery, in a capitalistic open market system, you need to play by their rules.
you dont win by being fair, people dont shop at you because oyu are fair, they shop at you because you are cheaper than everyone else that provide the same thingwith the obvious exception cases like people buying stuff solely for brand loyalty like high fashion status things but thats besides the point, they are not angels either
>>17564 #
>you will receive multiple articles on unionbusting, taxation dodging practices
I suppose I know nothing about the finance side of things but the fact that I cannot immediately think of a way in which these stores have wronged me says they aren't ALL horrible.
Meanwhile I can name grievances against a whole lot of other brands and companies from things that I have experienced directly.
>>17565 #
>I cannot immediately think of a way in which these stores have wronged me
Child labour in the third world and unionbusting doesnt wrong me either since I'm not the one working terrible conditions, yet I still think they are unethical
heres a funny headline
>Ikea says sorry to East German political prisoners forced to make its furniture
>Peter Betzel, head of Ikea Germany, apologises for the flat-pack furniture company's use of prison labour in the 70s and 80s
>>17560 #
im such a sucker for romance animes or anything related to that. the other day my mood got ruined bc a song played that reminded me of honey and clover. its this slow slice of life anime that tries to be funny (and mostly fails) BUT it has complicated love triangles and relationships. the characters also do these poetic reflections on their lives that i still think about sometimes. AND IM LITERALLY YUTA BTW
>>17566 #
i suppose it all exists on a spectrum and no company will be a paragon of virtue
still though I think there's a difference between trader joe's which just exists to sell you cheap food and the likes of my old gym which refused to cancel my membership unless I sent in a letter by snail mail and the latter category doesn't need to exist in this world
there's profits to be made without going full evil
>>17570 #
yeah its a spectrum, but the presence of a larger evil does not negate the evil that someone else does
I dont agree with the "just because I havent been wronged-" mindset, when it comes to ethics I personally think you need to look at it holistically
if you want to make it big, you have to gain this profit off of the downside of something else, economics is a zero sum system
this princess needs a prince like meim sort of related to euro royalty
>>17571 #
>economics is a zero sum system
is it though, i think it's possible to grow the pie instead of just trying to carve a larger piece for yourself
it's definitely a harder task though but it has been done
>>17571 #
>when it comes to ethics I personally think you need to look at it holistically
I'm 100% with you on this but I feel like the only way you can be consistent about this position is if you fully research everything you buy to make sure it's ethically sourced
If I did this, I'm not sure if there would even be products left to buy
>>17576 #
Yeah, like most moral and ethical quandries in life, if you want to stay morally consistent and holy, you will bankrupt yourself of options
Its up to what you personally can choose to justify (like buying fashion produced in 3rd world shitholes with no human rights) or only buying locally sourced and handmade items (more expensive)
in the case with trader joes vs your gym, yeah, the gym stiffed you and thus you are more likely to disregard it over trader joes which hasnt fucked oyu over and keeps offering low prices
but thats not to say that they arent unethical, which was my first claim
You dont make billions without making this money off of someone elses work being underpaid or having your supplies unethically sourced
Union busting is incredibly big in the US, which is coincidentally the country with some of the largest union rates and highest profits (and worst working conditions) in the 1st world
>>17576 #
on the topic of the picrel, there was a slightly large scandal with Mondelez in sweden recently, when it came out that they were still operating in russia and producing a lot of products there (to be sold in russia but thats besides the point), a lot of swedes (and the media) came out against this and called for a boycott of mondelez products (they sell a lot of things here), obviously that was forgotten 2 weeks later as with all slacktivism but whats relevant to the discussion of what ethical problems you can look past or not I myself decided that I couldnt really care in this specific case and kept buying the one mondelez product that I enjoy whilst in other cases if it was another company which products' I did enjoy but did not feel as much for, I couldve "survived"poor choice of wordnot buying them
its all a case by case basis for what unethical practices you feel comfortable justifying. some people eat meat despite the gruesome horrors of the meat industry, some eat meat and dont care/dont know, some dont eat meat because of it. case by case
>>17577 #
I wonder how much the world economy and the first world's economies would shrink if we just stopped selling people bullshit they don't need.
Do you think it's a necessary evil for the economic engine to keep itself going? Surely all the human labor and money spent on bullshit could go towards other, more useful endeavors without anything worse happening to the world right?
guys how do i type long text without it being cut off
>>17585 #
I think neko means this
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as you can see, DEFG are outside the text box (and even more when you have a file attached to the post)
>>17581 #
>necessary evil
yeah, you need people to consoom if you want to keep countries afloat. we did a project where we covered the business practicesmostly the law related stuffof EU consumer trades acts (protective rights and stuff like that) and how their main function was just to keep people buying more and more stuff between countries but keep them safe whilst doing it, just so that the (then EEG) could grow together and become more wealthy post-ww2
countries REQUIRE people to consoom mindless shit and throw stuff away, if not then governments cant charge VAT and provide services such as repairing roads, healthcare and other tax related shenanigans
>>17571 #
>if you want to make it big, you have to gain this profit off of the downside of something else, economics is a zero sum system
this is a tangent but the book "how to win friends and influence people" annoys me. it implies that the american civil war, a literal war, was not a zero sum game and lincoln did good to let his enemy slide on purpose. since certain people would hate him for it and thats not what winning friends is about. they need to rename the book to "doormat bible"
the most meaningful things ARE zero sum in nature, like love. multiple guys want a girl: one dudes happiness means anothers misery, its obvious. and you shouldnt try to make friends with him; you should not only pray for his death but push him off the roof too. those are my ethics
>>17580 #
>Mondelez
see how tf are you supposed to even keep track, I could not remember ever hearing of Mondelez in my entire life (I assumed it was some europe-only seller) but then
>Mondelez International's portfolio includes ... Belvita, Chips Ahoy!, Oreo, Ritz, TUC, Triscuit, Nabisco, LU, Sour Patch Kids, Barny, and Peek Freans; chocolate brands Milka, Côte d'Or, Toblerone, Cadbury, Green & Black's, Freia, Marabou, and Fry's; gum and cough drop brands Trident, Dentyne, Chiclets, Halls, and Stride; as well as Tate's Bake Shop cookies and powdered beverage brand Tang.
>>17591 #
yeah, I hadnt heard of them either until this scandal. Its frightening to look up the amount of brands that some companies actually own. The Coca Cola Company owns like 60% of all sodas and beverages in general that exist, and they togehter iwth PepsiCo made t his whole "cola vs pepsi" gang war just to sell more shit
bread and circuses man
>>17589 #
do you have friends that are naturally charismatic though?
Everyone I know who is like the archetype of person that book talks about isn't machiavellian and yet still finds success in social situations
im on team coca cola btw. pepsi fags fuck you.
didnt mean to post this again
>>17593 #
oh that book is full of good advice but it really fails to mention there are good reasons to assert yourself, having a spine is part of being charismatic
>>17597 #
you're right but I think the target audeince of the book was educated americans from a century ago so telling them to assert themselves is kinda like telling a fat person to be wary of undereating
oh shit I remember now
one of sammis new toks came up on my fyp and she is looking real good lately bros
water fans are so fucking annoying. you can't talk about enjoying a soda or a pepsi without a water fan being all like "i only drink water"
>>17603 #
post it
nvm I do know her @ I found it
do you think that if you added co2, flavor, and sugar to your water it would become unethical
>>17609 #
BROOOO SHE LOOKS SO GOOD NOW.
she's going for the scene girl look and we are HERE for it.
>drinks red bull blueberry
she is my dream girl fr
didn't sammy have some crazy skin issue a few months ago
i was under the impression sammi became an onlyfans girl
>>17618 #
she was selling lewds on patreon
they were very suggestive but they didn't actually show anything
>>17618 #
she had a patreon and she was selling stuff like bikini pics but that was the lewdest she went
will she get some appreciation here on neko
two chip postas on nekochen.net on a saturday night? need it or keep it?
will she get some appreciation here on neko?
I will look into gallery-dl thank you
post a noemi you have NEVER posted before.
will she get some appreciation here on neko
dont trust girls from prague
t. lived with a girl from prague for 3 years
hey, remember that scene in the boys where they did the thigh crush thing?
>>17640 #
yeah i do but now the hottest scene is from the gen v spinoff nowwhere she turns into rat sized midget to play with his tiny dick
new noemi
I miss the days before I had a 'fu
Finding new tokkers and scrooping their toks was a fun and exciting thing
Nowadays I dont even know why I still have the archives
for me it's more about the instagram fus
anyone here tried a "shampoo bar" thinking about buying one
Spoiler alert:
I shower6times a week
interesting approach
7287238694644256032 she a bad lil b 🙌 bad angle cuz i had no other ways but heres the full cosplay + halloween edition 🫶 #hatsune #hatsunemiku #hatsunemikucosplay #hatsunemikucolorfulstage #cosplay #cosplayer #gyaru #gyarumakeup #fyp #croch
I am unmedicated and dangerous
not MSMM audio but it reminds me of madokas "I will always protect you" speech to homura
man that anime is so fucking goated I might read my first ever manga because of it
translation: I'll never live without a pony again
i love this guys vids
>>17674 #
ohhh apparently the dutch call bangs a "pony" so she's saying she's never going to cut off her bangs ever again (cuz her forehead is big)
nice talk today hope this site active tomorrow #autobahnBANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
ded board
tfw no ai sith girlfriend to turn me to to the dark side and convince me to murder the queen
tfw no ai jedi master bf to throw me over a volcano to let me die slowly
idk how to get .flv links that work for nekoviewer anymore
>>17690 #
I see, https://www.tiktok.com/@kuledawg/live
this only generates _sd5 for me
>>17688 #
oh, i set it to only detect _or4.flv links, i can change it tho
what's the username, maybe i can grab the right one 4u
>>17688 #
>>17689 #
I think you can actually just edit the url
https://pull-f5-tt01.fcdn.eu.tiktokcdn.com/game/stream-3572629509972951324_or4.flv
yeah that works lol ^ just change the filename
lmao
good to know
look at that stream htho that monki is playing monkey ball isnt that crazy
>>17693 #
yo he actually is doin it, like you can see him actively trying
what the fuck lol
ohhhhhhh bro got the goal
lil bro NO WAY i was about to say he didnt realize u had to jump off and then he did it what a fucking madman
>>17696 #
is there any way in which this might be faked
the movements certainly correspond to the game
maybe it's a fake AI overlay and it's actually just a dude playing?
also, can monkies even have this level of attention span?
he seems to go forward faster when he pulls the joystick up but sometimes also down and to the side
i think the gameplay itself is faked but the monkey is certainly playing something in the real video
>>17700 #
oh, like when you hand a controller to your younger sibling and it's not plugged in but he thinks he's actually playing the game still
yeah its edited in, its too straight when the monitor itself is at an angle relative to the camera
hilarious edit tho
>searched monkey playing game
[YouTube] ???
lil bro gets to link up with elon musk but he just treats him like one of his earbuds
its over
Okay, so this is how I do my makeup. I just put on Tender Moisturizer because I have like
really oily and dry skin, so when I put on a lot of makeup, it just doesn't look good.
Here is concealer. It's the Camo Concealer by e.l.f. on the sides of my nose and under
my eyes to make my nose look smaller. And then contour stick for my nose, like five
swipes. And I really like this contour stick. And then I just like brush it out and then
add the little line. And then blush and bronzer. And yep, highlight. It makes everything look
better. It looks so like bright and pretty. I love it. So just on my inner corners. Usually
I would be putting like pink glitter on my eyelids, but I couldn't find my glitter, so
yeah. On my nose. And then this is homemade like eyeliner. It's just brown eyeshadow and
like lip gloss. Yeah, it's not good, but I can't find my brown eyeliner, so. I don't
usually wear mascara either because I, it like burns my eyes and whenever I would take
it off, it would just like rip my eyelashes out, so I just stopped wearing it. And I don't
know why it burns, but it always makes my eyes tear up. And then some inner corner eyeliner.
Lip. Yep, and that's the finished look.
huh
Goodnight neko. You guys are my friends.
☝️ can you guys believe this is what happened in the iranian parliament today
good morning to this dead board
good morning to the enbies
acordei gente
asparagurino ino ino
>>17718 #
lol
i saw chief keef play this song live and this meme has more energy than the festival had irl
bought some fancy handmade soaps today
>>17728 #
shampoo bar but also a normal soap bar. handmade, no packaging, no animal testing, major W for the environment + smells good + looks nice + is luxury
women will be fighting to the death just to speak to me after i next shower
>>17730 #
like fucking squirtle or some shit
let me check the labels
>shampoo bar
honey and orange
>soap bar
grapefruit and something called ylang ylang
>>17732 #
bro im not a chemist, making soap is literally impossible for a layman. i should never learn to do anything myself, i should continue to mindlessly consume products
Soap and Shampoo I bought
give in to your desires neko, take a bite out of the tasty grapefruit bar
bite it neko, bite it
OH FUCK OH GOD MY MOUTH IS BURNING
yummy grape fruit ylangylang bar
on their website it says their shampoo bars on average last for like 50 washes, so it's gonna be cheaper than normal bottled shampoo, we stay winning
I dont even use shampoo
we stay winning
bald men when they hit 30 be like:
>>17746 #
>nopoo
how do you even do it nekonie, i gotta shampoo my hair after two days cuz it turns into a greasy amalgamation every time
i love that song that goes like
im mr rage
im mr rage
im mr rage
im mr rage
im mr rage
im mr rage
im mr mage
im mr rage
im mr rage
im mr rage
Got in bed with an israeli girl and she gave me the iron dome
i fucking hate cs2 that game sucks so much cock
2 losses in a row due to shit noob teammates only my friend and I doing damage and getting kills
some dude got 4 kills in 45 minutes
you should teamkill your team mates
>>17755 #
I should and it wouldnt make a difference on the outcome of the match aside from the fact that I would have less ammo tbh
>HEVC and tok no longer available
it hurts
cant watch that one either
its so over freetards... we have lost
nvm lol
have this sexy mothi pic you can see this one still
[YouTube] ???
Toph/Zuko bros we're so back
do not open
this tok WILL win the 2023 tokkies.
>this was considered the funniest joke of all time back in ancient times
has comedy gotten better or worse?
>>17779 #
>admits to dming Noraf Awn
anonie..
What do you even have to say to her? "hello madam you are sexy"
>>17780 #
listen that sentence can have alternative interpretations, it was totally lost in translation
one of my favourite songs has a scarlett johansson line from Lost in Translation in it
>>17785 #
I used to not like em but booombaclaat she is decent now, probably teasing an upcoming OF or some shit
>ari
thats not ari
my FYP is garbage, my fu isnt posting, I have a headache, tfwnogf
seasonal depression is here
You Can Cure Seasonal Depression With One Miracle Pill From Space
okay just finished watching barbie movie its mid
>>17783 #
listen bro, you cant put a price on love and the bond between me and nora, we are literally soulmates and the universe is conspiring to bring us together. just think how low the odds of her reading my posts on nekochan are and yet thats exactly whats happening (the voices tell me this)
>>17795 #
she IS reading your posts bro, she is leaving you signs in her toks and instagram posts for you to contact her in a specific way to identify yourself and then you will get married but oyu just arent seeing the signs
I see the signs theyre all there but I cant tell you them she made a sign saying that you have to find the signs yourself for it to be a binding marriage proposal
good luck bro keep an eye out
>>17795 #
I'm sure she thinks you're her favorite customer and cherishes every dollar you spend on her, that's why you should fork over more money
Which Friday the 13th movie is the best one?
barbie movie - gosling was fun, visuals were good but otherwise its a bad ripoff of little women 2019:
- same director
- similar existential themes but vapid: barbies big identity change was a marketing/platitude-word-salad convo that ended with a sad-piano-music montage (THE cheapest trick in the book)
- same "its okay not to live up to suffocating expectations" main message BUT it heavily relied on a cliched rant instead of narrative
- similar ending but with worse build up and impact
im no chud and i dislike this movie, watch little women instead / 10
>>17800 #
yeah i'm not a chud either but when it got to the part whereone of the characters reads aloud a list of grievances by women literally to the audience at the climaxthat shit made me roll my eyes to the back of my skull
I used to take writing classes all the way back in elementary school and literally one of the first things we were taught was "show, don't tell"
astounding that a paid writer couldn't adhere to something so basic
i swear every third post on my fyp these days is someone trying to sell porn on temu
>>17806 #
so they put porn audio over a few suggestive pictures and then the last picture is something like
>I can't beleive her only fans leaked! Search for leak2385234 on temu
>>17808 #
are you telling me that the chinese algorithms have identified me as the type of guy who would buy this stuff
😐
my autismfu dropped new kino
that song is really good
[YouTube] ???
it came out a month ago? it really has that early-mid 2010s dnb vibe
oh you linked it
its so fucking good
[YouTube] ???
kinda has the vibes of this era of music
man that was a good time in history, back when living was fun
[YouTube] ???
no one wanna admit they used to listen to skrilox in shame
anyone else have a fear of ending up alone and wifeless
Friend told me that she and her fiancé probably wont ever have kids
I have strong suspicions that they will change their mind and/or regret it eventually
>>17835 #
well its tough to do something more meaningful than having kids, that might hit them eventually
I feel like babysitting and dealing with kids and seeing your relatives kids used to be more common but now adults are not exposed to kids as much which makes them not want to have any
Kids are cute man
>>17838 #
kids are annoying to deal with for the first 2 years but then they basically just exist as their own person that you can hang around with but also have to take care of occasionally
almost implicated myself with a bad sequence of words but I think having kids is a good idea for many people, which is why its a bit sad to hear my friend say she doesnt want any
pretty face pretty waist she a dinner plate
to have children you must first get a gf
its over
>>17844 #
I have a buddy who works a blue collar job and has a daughter
I told him that I wanna have kids one day but it seems like so much work and planning and he told me
What planning, just find a girl you like and put a baby in her.
He wasn't wrong.
>>17845 #
Its literally that easy
You can honestly just wing it and it'll be fine, the first kid is just a trial anyways, you perfect your craft with the 2nd and 3rd one
>>17849 #
what is the experiment going to test?
also, if you homeschool your kids they will end up weird and/or like bonbi(bonkers on tiktok.com)
>>17850 #
well polgar was a psychologist that taught his daughters to play chess from the earliest point he could and one of them ended up being the best female chess player in history
>>17851 #
both susanna and judit ended up really high rated, 2735 and 2577 with only sofia being "low" rated at 2505
but still, I asked what your experiment is going to test
are you just going to replicate his study and make them chess nerds or will you try to get them into doing something else and mastering that?
Would a child lose out on some important social skills by being home schooled though?
I feel like having to navigate the complicated social structures in school kinda teaches you something about the world though I'm not sure what.
>>17852 #
i dont care for testing or chess, i would simply would want my kids to be exceptional at music or art and i would follow his method to get there
>>17855 #
>i dont care for testing
well you said you would do an experiment, and those are for testing stuff
but now that you mention music or art I understand that you want to test if you can make them into masters in these subjects if you make them focus on that to begin with
>>17855 #
What if DNA and children are a diceroll and you end up rolling a dud
not everybody was born with the capacity to be great in everything
>>17856 #
look i only used "polgar experiment" since those are the keywords you put in to get the wiki article
>>17857 #
kids are a crapshoot even beyond genes, just circumstantially they can end up fuck ups due to bad friends, etc. its why me and nora will diversify by having 87 children together
>>17858 #
Damn anonie really has his life fully planned out
step 1: marry nora
step 2: 87 kids
step 3: raise each of them and homeschool them until one of them turns out to be a chess prodigy
Friday the 13th is ready
spooooky
>its a rich white gyal in suburban Sweden talks about the Palestine v. Israel crisis on her instagram story episode
Taking bets on how long it takes before another "change your profile pic to THIS COLOR to show solidarity!!!" trend starts
>>17862 #
could you tell me what her take was
i need to keep up to date on my swedish influencer-palestine relation
>>17863 #
One girl is posting multiple videos of news stories where women are getting kidnapped by muzzies and killed/raped/beheaded etc, one faggy muslim guy is posting a lot of anti-israel pro-hamas content
>>17866 #
why'd you have to expose me man
the active user count is not going up, are you talking with urself?
>>17868 #
the typical "My people, the palestinians, are called barbaric, savages, animals, terrorists, but now after 80 years of occupation, we are STRIKING BACK!!!! *the crowd cheers*"
he used to post a lot of anti-ukraine stuff with the justification of "you only care about ukraine because they are white and not palestinians who are brown" completely ignoring the fact that ukraine is next door to europe and palestine is in the middle of the desert
which is funny because back when I knew him more, he was really anti arab because of the fact that he's gay and they are incredibly homophobic and against himwhich is funny because the people who have been calling him a faggot and stuff were the peole who wanted to do gay shit with him back when he was in saudi arabia
>>17870 #
the average muslim is like that
they act in ways that go completely against their holy scripts on every account, yet pretend to be holy followers of the faith and try to police others
I know arabs who dont pray, smoke, drink, take drugs, party, have premarital sex, the whole lot. but they cant eat pork because thats haram and no acting nice towards women (that you dont wanna fuck) thats against the religion bros... also no burning the quran (it is the holiest book in the world and should be followed) (pbuh (peanut butter))
I dont like arabs very much guys
>>17873 #
Well, i dislike them, got neighbours who are muslims and they are the most slimy piece of shits i've ever seen, the kind that shuts the door in your face and spits in your mothers grave, hope they get deported, niggers can't even speak the native tongue
tihii now let's get onto tokker posting again!
>>17874 #
There was a news headline here a few days ago
>Fatima has finally gotten her first job, after 28 years!
I cant rememer if her name was fatima but its almost so sad its funny. 28 years she has been doing jack fucking shit since "fleeing" to this country
Thats longer than I have been alive! and she has been sitting on her fucking ass for 28 years
Feeling Combopilled right now Im not gonna lie
ig its natural for british ppl to complain about muzzies
>>17877 #
I'm not british but I dont think their issue is muslims as much as scandinavias problem is muslims but I dont know what ailes the isles
>Nimo got a job -- after 26 years of unemployment. [...] Last autumn she started her education as a meal assistant and cleaner. When she finished her education, only two weeks went past before she had several employment offers.
>"I have been seeking a job every week for so many years. It is several thousand applications, but I have not gotten a single job"
26 years bros. Like, Im glad she has a job and will finally contribute but what the fuck has she done for 26 years
7 kids. She has 7 kids. She doesnt even fucking speak proper swedish after twenty six years bros
AHHAHAHAAH I cant
dont really care about this israel nonsense tbh lads.
just want my tokfu to post more. and for me to have a nice sleep.
Anwyays with that said I will be seeking "asylum" in Brazil so I can go live with Boni
anonie is literally 1 rejection away from becoming HIM
good luck bonehposter
>synced [5/9]
damn where they coming from
its just a picture of combo from this is england, i hate the ineternet i hate it
anonie is literally 1 rejection away from becoming HIM
best part about the movie is when the bald guy started britishing around
>78% of somalian males are unemployed and regarding somalian women roughly 82% of them, which together make up for 25% of unemployed people in Sweden
there is no source to this, it was posted by some random guy on the biggest swedish forum but I believe it tbh
Anyways racism is bad guys, we are all equal under our gods in Midgård
Blogpost update: I showered with those new bars and now I feel very refreshed and good
wow ten people oh wait i have it on my phone too
Bro what is the dog doing
I
I wish discord had a status that was like "please talk to me I'm depressed"
>>17919 #
>girls on my friends list
I dont know this feel
actually I have one girl on my discord friends list and she is DND lol
>meet lonely egirl
>she is obsessed with her ftm trans bf that cheated on her
Every. Time.
I just hate messaging people and being left on read for days,sometimes weeks.
Its a feeling of defeat, I cant stand it either
I have since withdrawn from talking to people a lot
I'm a real person. I just don't turn on and off when you want me around. I have feelings and you hurt mine
more like I am a real person and I no longer turn on
I bet if I trooned out I'd be more popular, transfolk always have friends
I bet if I bought a bike I'd be more popular, bikers always have friends
I bet if I boniposted on nekochen I would have friends
toks like this?
>>17927 #
same i had to remove a nigga from a friend list cuz of that, always saying he was sleeping, lying ass mfs out there i swer
used to know a guy who said that he reads messages when he gets them but just decides not to answer them until later and then forgets about them for days on end
I dont speak to him but its not for this reason. Interesting guy, he was. Went to a youth summer camp at some point and brought a shovel and a knife, went out for walks around the lake with the knife because he had some delusion of grandeur and wanted to torture and take a girls life. Only reason he never did it was because the girl he met when he was out walking that evening was ugly and he "wouldnt have as fun"
I slept in the same living room as him that night but haha the friendship died pretty quickly
Goodnight Neko.
I live on Tutorial Island and I still suffer
I was never cut out for end-game content
the first subzero temperatures of the year brrrr so cold
I dunno who it was that made me wanna watch gen V but I started watching the first episode last night
halfway through I fell asleep and my brain extrapolated a completely different continuation of the plot in my dreams where the main character drops out of school and ends up at an abandoned home and accidentally kills two kids that walk into it
it's so warm now I am dressed too thick I will get sweaty and sick
Im glad she broke up with him, he obviously did not like her and only stayed because he pitied her
Strange to see him turn heel on it this fast though, maybe the thought of being alone scares him
>>17961 #
props to him for leading that poor girl on and getting dumped?
he had no real hand in that relationship
nekochen movie night teehee xd
>>17960 #
Honestly this is entirely his own fault.i repeatedly told him to break up with her because he knew it wasn't going to be long term for him.
He kept it going for 18 months longer than it needed to be. And yet I can't even get one gf. Fuck you. I'd treat bingogirl right
>>17970 #
>I repeatedly told him to break up with her because he knew it wasn't going to be long term for him.
yeah I did the same, you might remember how many times I told him to man up and stop hurting her for his own selfish benefits. thats why I afford him no sympathy now that he is himself hurting as a result of it
nekos please bring bingo here so i can bully him
theres a girl that posts in the swedish /int/ threads on 4 and she looks a bit like emq
theres an anon on there that posted pics of emq saying that they were this girl and got lots of (You)s, it was an epic ruse that only us ttgers in the know would have seen through
and apparently she is the most ill person imaginable
she's cute tho
como do brasill
Just skipped a 1 hour class on "employability" because my anxiety got to me. Now I'm drinking a hot chocolate to relax :D
I wish they would host a class on how to be a normal functional person (I would not attend this class (The teachers are literally hosting the class JUST for me))
>>18000 #
You are also a dysfunctional person unfit for normal conversation? Omg we have so much in common we should become frien-...
On second thought, the idea of that scares me I am scared of people eek! >x<
My once chance at friendship...
irl friends are much better than e-friends!
My only chance... gone
Like tears in rain
*ppsssssstttt*
I always fuck my eggs up because I put the pan to full heat
>>18011 #
you can try scrambled eggs, they might cook better with full heat on if you keep stirring them
>>18012 #
yeah they usually work out well but the flavour is a bit more bland and one-dimensional than normal fried eggs unfortunately
life is pain
Day 1 of gf maxxing complete. No gf yet but the pamphlet said it can take up to a week
boys, nekos, me friends.
get a stool for your toilet. shit just slides out
literally
>>18020 #
what other stuff they might put on me isnt that much of a concern, its just that the way diagnoses work here is that they are almost like a permanent criminal record, having a diagnosis might bar you from becoming a certain profession or doing specific things
I dont like limiting my freedom in any way so I'd rather go unmedicated than prohibited
This is a really good tok
>get home
>first thing I do is check 10 different webpages to see if my tokfus have posted
anyone else do this haha
>>18025 #
>open neko
>see neko talking about him checking 10 different webpages to see if his tokfus have posted
>instinctively open my tokfus pages to see if she has posted anything
nothing today :(
you saw through my ruse... you are stronger than you let on
you have passed onto the next step of the gauntlet, young master
lonelyyyyy.. im mr lonelyyyyy
[YouTube] ???
THIS IS ENGLAND.
bom bom bom bambambambam
exhausted from a day at uni. barely have 2 hours left before bed, then it's another 14 hour day at uni.
*sigh*
dessert? #8ball (It can't be helped)
exhausted from a day of sitting on my ass. barely have 2 hours before bed, then its another 2 hour day at uni
*sigh*
choccy milk? #8ball (Maybe)
fuck it, im gonna have my dessert. i've worked hard for this.
>>18046 #
>get on bus at 7am
>arrive at 9am
>lectures until 5pm
>d&d from 6pm to 10pm
>get home at midnight
>>18047 #
thats rough
at least you get to see your pretty rose at D&D
that emo alt girl might show up as well I guess
>>18050 #
I'm a small rogue with no self control,
Chaotic neutral who can't find a home
and You've got the people lining up at your door
You're a bard with a guitar and a voice for the scoreboards.
and when I told you that I loved you
you said that you didn't feel the same way
It was a critical hit
whayts up nerds
>>18051 #
>>18052 #
I remember my firstand onlytime I wrote poetry for a girl, I was like 9 years old, remember saying her eyes were like emeralds but thats all I remember
My friend was neighbour with the girl so I asked him to deliver it to her. His parents read it and they all teased me, think they shared it with the girls parents as well and I kept getting teased
I have been blackpilled ever since.
>>18055 #
I asked 2 girls out before I was 12 and literally 0 since. Young me was a different breedI think it was because I entered puberty at like age 10, I was already growing pubic hair and getting acne by that age, voice dropped when I was like 11-12
Anyways what I mean to say is that your poem is cute and we are both hopeless romantics
I was an NPC and you were the dm and it all comes down to the fact that
this was never meant to happen
and when I told you I loved you you said you didn't feel the same way
it was a critical hit
It was a critical hit
I'm hoping I roll a twenty x3
Goddamn its a one
>>18054 #
my poetry is just wripped word for word from an emo song
I was fooled once again
>>18057 #
[YouTube] ???
bro listen to this song
>tfw the lyrics are about a bard/rogue romance
>she's playing a rogue
>the bard is the 6ft tall blonde haired blue eyed plant enjoyer
>i'm playing a manlet gnome wizard
is it over for me? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
Im at costco you guys want anything
i roll to seduce d&d girl
#d20 (18)
>>18054 #
i got two questions: how did the girl react, and did the parents that teased you get a divorce
>>18064 #
>how did the girl react
cant remember, doubt she ever did anything about it but she was a year older than me
>did the parents t hat teased you get a divorce
probably not, theyre pretty old fashioned
>>18065 #
i figured if they were so hostile to you showing intimacy their relationships would be miserable too, its sad they closed you down via shame
>>18066 #
oh their relationship is probably horrible but I doubt they will ever split, theyre old fashioned that way
>guy I used to play games with back in 2017 has logged on for the first time in about 6 years exactly
>First thing he does is log on Rocket League
like he never disappeared
I could sleep all day ever day
I'm not gay but this guy in my class is real cute
DOWN IN A HOLE
FEELING SO SMALL
babe wake up, new indian drink video dropped
[YouTube] ???
>>18080 #
can't wait to come home and watch this display of culinary genius. Some might even go as far as to say that what they make transcends food but is in a new domain of itself, an art form of sorts
fake nekos that's that shit I don't like
>>18084 #
Just hopped off of the gummyboat from the neko subredddit, huh boy? heh I remember when I was just like you are now. Braindead. Let me give you some tips so you can make it here in this cybersanctuary: never post such a post. You have no reputation here, you have no name, you dont have shit here. Survival of the fittest rules this domain and you wont make it if you act like this here in the thread if you keep making dumb posts that your hugboxpussysuckingredditfriends would upboat. None of that here. You dont upboat. You dont downboat. This isnt the nekoreddit, kid. This is nekochen. We havew REAL intellectual discussions, something I doubt you are familiar with. If you dont like it, then you can go back to imgur, you dickbutt-watching-bastard. I hope you dont do that. I hope you stay and learn out ways. Things are different here, compared to any other place the light of internet popculture reaches. You can be anyone that you so desire here.... Me? heh, I am the judge.... this place.... this place has much to offer.... heh, you will se, kid....if you so may think yourself capable of handling it.
props to the neko above me for typing out the copypasta letter by letter instead of ctrl + c & ctrl + v like a lazy ass nigga
some real nigga shit right there
>>18080 #
this is in pakistan, you can tell by the fact that they have that muslim hat on, faces look a bit sharper than indians and that it says "Karachi" in the title
>>18087 #
but the copypasta was already in english....dont tell me you translate it to swedish and then translated it back to engrish manually
>>18080 #
this is gross and I wouldnt drink it but it is nowhere NEAR the chickpea protein shake sewer sludge
All this localization and I still cant locate a gf
>>18096 #
those weird southerner fruits arent popular here in my cunt
we dont eat many of those super tropical soft fruits like mango papaya etc
also they are GROSS
>>18097 #
>those weird southerner fruits
no anti-gay and anti-med statements allowed on neko
>also they are GROSS
wrong they have a nice color and they taste really sweet plus they are soft and can make desserts with it
>arent popular here in my cunt
true
>>18098 #
>nice color
yellow
>sweet
too much sugar
>soft
gross
us winter soldier BVLLs like real fruits
Nice colour, tangy and HARD AS A ROCK
wait hold on the "cum" is meant to signify that you cum from eating good food i was not adding it into the list of foods that lingon go well with
gay ass swede smh
I. am. not. GAY
>>18106 #
That was not me. That post was written by uuuuhhh... Danishposter
* casts fagjitsu magic on you to make you believe my lie #d20 (15) *
nigga eating monkeypoxxed deers
its over
radioactive muffin yummmm
tokfu is so /fa/
HAHA I SPEND 45MINUTES ROLLING CON SAVES TO GET DRUNK IN DND ARENT I FUCKING HILARIOUS
i got drunk irl 😈
#badass
>he spent 45 minutes to not get drunk in a game
teetotals be like
me?
alcoholism.
bought a box of instant noodles
they are so delicious yumm
>>18121 #
not as spicy, these ones have a chili packet AND a spice packet, the other ones have the spices in the chili + an herb packet
so I can just take a little bit of the chili and still get full flavour, they are so so tasty
ive eaten 8 packets in 2 days (6 yesterday)
*coughs*
*bonnie posts*
hey man where the FUCK is mario judah...
This guy is legit ruining d&d
>>18129 #
this girl is only posted because her first tok to blow up on ttg was her in a bikini
change my mind
post the bikini tok
>>18128 #
He's just trying to make everything a joke.
Haha I get drunk
Haha I'm chaotic neutral
Haha I roll to seduce the succubus
>succubus rejects him because she's a lesbian
Unironically made me annoyed too. Succubus are demons that prey on sexuality, they should be Pan-european by nature
>>18140 #
make love to her on the d&d table, throw papers and dice around, make all the nerds envious, take over
prove the chaddy inside you
>>18141 #
ngl she's out of my league so I'm abandoning pursuing her, instead imma settle for some bingo girl I despise
me when I get self-conscious and scared of rejection
me when I get self-conscious and scared of rejection
Me when I'mchiblee
Feet cold, leggies cold, hands cold
I just wanna ball up in a blanket
whups
I could fix her I swear
Jawfu is a bad abble:D
Jawfu a baddy with a big bunda
ded board
time ro sleep zz zz
>wake up
>still seething about that weirdo ruining d&d
new moonki
new jawfu
The timing might make it look like it but the post above mine is NOT mine
>>18170 #
dont be mean to me im autistic so you cant be mean to me legally
>>18171 #
average boniposter being a meanie
>>18172 #
I am a professional hater
its like that song
>I feel it deep within
>Its underneath my skin
>I must confess that I feel like a meanie
thats me. I cant stop it
[YouTube] ???
this song is literally me
>fuck you sid fuck you fuck you fuck you
neko the spoiler is supposed to change up what you expect to see underneath, it defeats the purpose if its exactly what youre expecting, a good example of a spoiler that you never see coming is thisand ripley
*mogs your yoru-fu*
my fu has never seen or used a filter in her life
>>18193 #
this is like a supermodel filter right? it looks so off on boni's face. where are her tired eyes?
*mogs every tokker in the world*
*gets mogged by every tokker in the world*
>>18201 #
what're your plans for the day bonibro?
i dont have uni today so im gonna play some rimworld then do some work later int he afternoon
>>18202 #
I overslept and missed my only lecture today
Probably gonna read the assigned pages, maybe do homework and play some cs2
>>18206 #
its overeveryone else on the scoreboard
I dont think I have logged into that league account since that one time I told you to post acid when the thread was dying due to schizos
>it's a homoerotic neko episode
>>18214 #
I was making stuff up sorry
Todays nekonews: Jessu has cut her hairshe only cut the split ends so its basically just as long still
acid is the best UK tokter
change my mind (it cannot be done)
jessu 2nd place
oops hevec
>>18227 #
she looked very young 2 years ago
crazy how time does that
525525525575577756789 10 11 55555555625555555555FIVEFIVE67555555555555 25 25
tfw we will never be able to go back in time to the days we were acidposting in 2021 with the bros on .moe
tfw we will never be able to go back in time to yesterday and get to pet those goats again
>>18234 #
>it's a party wants to protect the succubus against the evil old man episode because she's a hecking woman
*sigh*
succubi are inherently evil fiendish creatures. she isn't a tragic figure, she's a monster and we're supposed to slay monsters. the old man is a fucking cleric of a good aligned god.
>>18235 #
your DM is so silly you must write a compendium of the silly things he does so we can all giggle at his sillyness
im gonna be mad if the sorceror demands ANY payment, given that he was unconcious when we went to attack the succubus and then didn't help us take out the old man cleric.
>>18239 #
we were PLANNING to attack the succubus that night and he still epicly got so drunk he could barely stand xD
for me? can i have 6 beers that I will chug right now and then nothing else for the rest of the evening
brunette acid is so cute
>>18243 #
first session the party stole a magic dagger and scroll from a magic shop. the sorceror, epicly, demanded that he wanted the dagger.
the rogue who actually stole the dagger and actually uses daggers? narrrr
>>18247 #
>another player drinks way too much, wants a dagger that the rogue should have first claim to
what else dumb does this guy do
>>18248 #
tried to seduce the succubus.. in the middle of our tense negotiation over not killing them..
found a couple of dead horses on the road.. skinned them.. carried their skin around in his backpack (he doesn't know how to make leather armor or anything he's just cuh-razy)
>>18249 #
He's just him, simply said. He is that guy. A bit zany and crazy, a simple commoner would not survive a single day living in the dark and twisted reality behind his eyes 😈
big simp energy from this emfox instagram story.
shoutouts to joespringg
>>18250 #
>he picked chaotic neutral
>the "i can do whatever i want and justify it with my shitty alignment" alignment
alignments make the game worse, everyone just goes "hurr im good so im good you have to believe me" (i also do this)
>>18254 #
wait, you get stuff by buying things off wishlists? why didn't anyone tell me this? do you know how much fucking money i've spent on wishlists
>>18256 #
i can understanding buying stuff for your tokfu, but for em? narrrrr, she's butters fam, she's clapped.
my face is fucking itching i need to go shave brb
narrrr
facial hair trimmed
feeling in my zone, unphased by the elements
Sushi opened a patreon 4 days ago.
I want you, before opening the image, to guess how much she's making a month.
was the actual number higher or lower?
being that high in 4 days is insane tho but its no surprise that she is doing this, she's been sending nude (but nothing visible) pics to people for a long time, and probably worse stuff that hasnt been posted openly
new noemi. imagine being a spider on that ceiling.
>>18265 #
she seems to be going for a "i will post daily" route, so honestly im not surprised. tons of patreons/onlyfans post like.. once a week at best. daily posts from someone you like, yeah, people would pay for that.
>tfw reki posts 3 pictures on her patreon once a month
it's so over, daily posts never
>she was up to £1000 in 2 hours
new clover
also a new 🍀
bro is walking
played a cs2 game, you know I had to top frag on 'em. did 16 damage fewer than the best player but also died 5 times fewer
gotta dab on them
>>18279 #
he was on the other team
in my team i was a solid 15% above 2nd place (dabs with another completely different image)
>>18281 #
i won the game stop gaslighting the thread, if all of these other nekos currently active here in the thread read your post and think I lost I will be so angry
>>18282 #
anon.. we're a duo que. you literally begged me to be your "pocket healer" all match. I tried to buy an AWP and you screamed at me to ONLY BUY HEALING GRENADES.
The only thing more cuckish than being an abbles sub is
man my memory is failing me, I saw a thing literally 40 seconds ago and was going to make a joke about it and I already forgot what it was
oh right, uuuh those people on twitter that do that "Readers want to clarify: Fact check: "
>>18285 #
>paid for abbles' kofi membership
>3 weeks later and there's not a single thing posted
In some aspects, I blame myself because I should've expected this, but in others I blame abbles, the reason nobody subscribes to his kofi is that he has a track record of ghosting promises, that's why people only care about his feet pics, because it's not like he posts toks or cosplay content, so it's just the pedos that pay for sexualised stuff like feet.
all the true, honest abbles fans are long gone.
heyllo
>>18287 #
they won't. 6 months from now abbles will post a few more toks, promise to stream, make a post about selling feet pics again and then go into hibernation for another half a year
>>18291 #
>implying he won't spend halloween, thanksgiving, christmas, new years and easter trying to get back with his trans bf that cheated on him
she is too drunk to stream
new thread in 40 posts
cool, 39 now
I wasnt precise when i said 40 posts, 35 now
20 now
i hate math
forgot to say 25 now
lmao
as someone with autism i have to create a thread at exactly 2000 posts
15 now
#d27 (6) now
Friday the 13th, 8 pm CEST, Friday the 13th.
Be there or be square
kiwi
its my birthday tomorrow, can we make next thread a happy birthday edition
>>18313 #
who is your tokfu? if u want any specific tok as the OP u can post it or I can pick one if nobody has any other ideas for a bday edition
>synced [2/5]
>it was [1/5] before my post now
🤨 how many of the last posts were you
>>18317 #
of the last 20 posts, 2 were me, the one about mybirthdayanjd the one wehre i posted da moonki
all me
YOU'RE GASLIGHTING ME, IT'S ALWAYS SAID 2/5
idk this looks pretty convincing neko, its incriminating evidence against your schizophrenia
>>18322 #
wait, nonny, if you can see 1/4... doesn't that mean that you're the ONLY one posting? you're the schizo..
all me again
ap one year closer to dying im so sad
post above mine not actually me this time
tfw just remembered that I am the same zodiac sign as brandon
>another year older
>another year wiser
>>18329 #
do you think all your fus are making happy birthday videos they are all going to send all at once when it passes midnight greenwich time?
>happy 30th birthday edition
would be funny hehe
do i create the thread #8ball (Yes)
i wont the birthday man should do it
im letting the birthday boy have the first post
no one will notice
I didnt notice until you said it lele
ap you need to reply
world to rekiposter, i repeat, world to rekiposter
you must post in https://nekochen.net/tt/18340 so that we can all move there, we are waiting for you rekiposter hurry
maybe he hanged himself already?
>dont post on neko for 5 minutes
>people think i've krilled myself
