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Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7284703981664783649 pikmin #marinkitagawa #marinkitagawacosplay #cosplay #mydressupdarling #anime #fyp #halloween #foryoupage-264.mp4􀄩􀂺􀉣
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3. No doxx
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>>16337 #
Anonymous
ryo rye bread
Anonymous
"If its not a fun tok, why bother?" - Reginald "Reggie" tulips
Anonymous
Reginald "Reggie" Tulips was born the youngest child of the Tulips gnomes, a family in Rhosquay. His parents, aunts, uncles, cousins, older siblings and he when he grew older all worked in the family owned tavern "The Foamy Tankard".

The bar life wasn't for Reggie, he had few friends and wasn't as jovial or jolly as his gnome kin, eventually being regulated to working in the kitchens as a potwash. He yearned for more, for high adventure on the seas, to be a world traveller, to see more of the world than his hometown.

As he got older, his intelligence became harder to ignore. His natural intellect far surpassed that of his family's and he spent the majority of his meagre wages on books. A chance encounter with a travelling scholar gained him his first real friend and instilled in him a love for knowledge and mysteries.

He begged leave to take a ship to Porthaven, to study at a proper library. After some convincing his parents let him go, and so he and his new friend Bonnie Posta sailed to Porthaven.

Unfortunately, adventure found him after all. Pirates struck their ship a day out from Porthaven. Most of the crew were killed, Reggie and Bonnie were separated, and Reggie was adrift at sea on a small plank of wood. To eventually wash up nearby on the coast, with no coins to his name.

In Porthaven, Reggie was able to find himself employment as a servant, later apprentice to a wizard after his aptitude for magic was noticed.

After completing his Apprenticeship, he set out from the City, feeling more cooped up than he wanted stuck in a library of old books. Bonnie was never found washed up ashore like some other sailors, Reggie suspects his friend mightve been taken captive and keeps his ear out for word of pirates in his travels.

Eventually, through his wandering, he ends up in the far north, joining a group of travellers headed towards steamdrift
Anonymous
Unironically one of my longest backstories. My longest played character had a backstory of "he worked as a foreman in a mine until he became a space pilot"
>>16343 #
Anonymous
>>16342 #
lol
The only time I have ever written (and had to write) a backstory for anything was for my WoW rp character that I ended up RPing on for like 8 hours in total before giving up
I think I was some sort of medic but I remember feeling overwhelmed irl about the fact that I had to roleplay using shit like tourniquets and feeling like I had to get it all right according to real medical practices and since I had no knowledge about that shit I had to stop roleplaying
I would fare way better if I was just pretending to be some ordinary joe in a fantasy world like d&d
>>16344 #
Anonymous
>>16343 #
Reginald isn't an ordinary Joe, he's a wizard looking for Bonnie Posta, and he's dripped out in Ben 10 gear
>>16345 #
Anonymous
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>>16344 #
he's got that +3 int ben 10 t-shirt

promise me that at least once during the campaign you are going to play you will say "I put on my robe and wizard hat"
>>16346 #
its a classic meme, it would be so funny
>>16346 #
Anonymous
>>16345 #
Well. He doesn't wear a robe or hard, and he carries a dagger not a staff. "Geek the mage" is common, dress like a rogue, not a wizard. Live longer
>>16345 #>>16347 #
Anonymous
>>16346 #
what about a tank in a dress to fool the enemies into wasting their spells on them?
>>16348 #
Anonymous
>>16350 #
but wizards are broken then wtf
>only plays the OP heroes and classes
I would never
>>16353 #
Anonymous
typical dota ____ shaman guy player 68% wr cus op abuser
>>16353 #
Anonymous
>>16351 #
>>16352 #
I rolled stats down the line and got 17 into, 16 wis. It was Wizard or cleric and Wizard is more fun
Anonymous
oh so you roll stats first and then pick whatever class fits those stats? thought it was the other way around
>>16355 #
I see
what wouldve happened if you had picked class beforehand (lets say barbarian or something) and gotten 17 int 16 wis? are you just useless?
>>16355 #>>16356 #
Anonymous
>>16354 #
Well, the point of me rolling in order is to play whatever I roll. Not pick beforehand
Anonymous
yeah but I mean do you assign your stats or do you roll your stats? I dont know how it works
if I had picked a class that usually revolves around physical stats such as strength etc, if you are supposed to roll for stats and you only get high wisdom int and stuff like that, are you a useless barbarian?
>>16358 #
Anonymous
>>16357 #
But you pick your class after you roll? You don't pick a class and then roll. Rolling stats is always the first thing you do.

Anyway, standard 5e tells you to assign stats at will, so you can put your 17 and 16 where ever. I chose to roll in order, because I don't like to powergame. That 16 would be way better in con for +3hp a level
>>16360 #
Anonymous
but you say here that >>16355 # some people picked classes and assign rolls afterwards
keep in mind I have never played any ttrpg I dont know how this works youll have to base all answers off of this starting point
Anonymous
>>16358 #
oh i get how it works now I think
are you considered a gamegriefer if you put your 17 and 16 into stats not related to the class you later pick?
>>16361 #
Anonymous
>>16360 #
Well. You'd just be playing an awful character. You'd be griefing yourself most of all
>>16362 #
Anonymous
>>16361 #
I see
its crazy how Ive only ever known nerds but not a single person Ive known has played or plays ttrpgs
maybe I just hung around the wrong type of nerds for that
>>16363 #
Anonymous
>>16362 #
They're not super popular, not until critical role came along
Anonymous
I gotta see if theres a d&d group at my uni, I really doubt it though since all my peers are normie fields and not geeky stuff like Biology or incelgeers
>>16365 #
Anonymous
>>16364 #
I'd be surprised if there wasn't one tbh
Anonymous
I idolize the roman empire because I too would like to be destroyed by goths
>>16367 #>>16368 #
Anonymous
>>16366 #
funniest nekochen #9 post
Anonymous
NOO I SHOULDVE ATTACHED A BONI TO THE POST SO THAT EVERYONE WOULD KNOW IT WAS ME THAT MADE THE 9TH FUNNIEST NEKOCHEN POST!!
its so over
Anonymous
I rekiposter,made the roman post
Anonymous
>>16371 #
nite big nigga lifter
Anonymous
>>16375 #
I think I like being sane and do whatever I can to stay that way
Anonymous
>>16375 #
hehe the average person could never walk a mile in my shoes 😈😈 I am the epitome of the dark and twisted of society 👹👺 hehe I guess I'm just a crazy guy 😼
Anonymous
>>16379 #
>small talk in chat
this never happened during my online classes, everyone was either talking to each other on their phones or on discord. Ingame chat was dead
Anonymous
missed my bus by literally 20 seconds so I had to wait 20 minutes it's so over
>>16383 #
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTmbone.mp4􀄩
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bone.mp4 is 15 seconds long
that means if you watched it 2 fewer times, you would be 30 seconds ahead in life right now
and you would be on that bus.
>>16386 #
no sorry anon i barely know how to convert HEVC to MEVC.
>>16386 #
Anonymous
>>16385 #
can you please convert this with like crf 40 so that it becomes 2 MB large then I can watch it without killing my data plan
>>16385 #
Anonymous
>no bone.mp4 lowQ bus marathon session
why even live
Anonymous
#8ball (It can't be helped) mcdixks?
Anonymous
#8ball (It can't be helped) give me an answer you demon
Anonymous
#8ball (Yes) AAAAAA
Anonymous
say no more
Anonymous
i'll have a sausafe and eff mcgufifin
Anonymous
literally laying back and watching northern play SAP whilst in an "online lecture"
we win these
Anonymous
>come home
>can watch bone.mp4 without downside
time to watch bone.mp4 without downside
>>16395 #
Anonymous
>>16394 #
have you considered downloading bone.mp4 to your phone, to watch it whenever you want with no data cost?
>>16396 #
Anonymous
>>16395 #
risky endeavour
what if im showing my gym crush my collection of hundreds of pictures of a number on a scale increasing or decreasing and i accidentally scroll past my dick pics that I tried to accidentally scroll to and scroll to bone.mp4 and she is like "Wow this girl is so pretty and amazing I am going to follow her on tiktok.com and become moots with her" i would be incredibly envious
Anonymous
>>16398 #
>fake glasses
disappointing
glasses are not even that effay on their own so I dont get why someone would wear fakes ones
>>16400 #
Anonymous
>>16399 #
>i actually need glasses but i lost mine years ago
they could be real glasses
>>16401 #
Anonymous
>>16401 #
yes but they COULD be real, because she DOES need glasses (yet hasn't gotten a new pair in years?? that is such an abbles thing to say, why is reki just german abbles, i hate it, i dont want another tokfu like that shitter)
>>16403 #
Anonymous
>>16402 #
she says she lost her glasses and cant afford to get new ones, this implies that she no longer has a pair of prescription glasses, this brings with it that if she has glasses at all, they are fake
q.e.d. those are fake glasses
>>16404 #
Anonymous
>>16403 #
you really are too stupid to understand what im talking about. i beg you, please, never respond to me again, i am simply too intelligent to converse with you.
Anonymous
>>16405 #
NO YOU DON'T. YOU COULDN'T EVER GET IT.

THE BOY'S A LIAR
THE BOY'S A LIAR
THE BOY'S A LIAR
Anonymous
unlesss you open ur wallet she could never ever get it either
>>16408 #
Anonymous
>>16407 #
>get it
what?

now I don't get it.
Anonymous
new glasses
oh no he didnt get it
>>16410 #
Anonymous
>>16409 #
>has bought a dozen cosplays
>piercings
>moved into a new appartment
>apparently has never had the money for glasses
yeah, the boy's a liar.
Anonymous
ooo reki mein lieblingsfraulein of coursechen i can buyingchen glassesleinen for you <3

message her that
>>16412 #
Anonymous
>>16411 #
i can pretty much ensure that she'd say no thanks. i have offered her money like this before, like when she made a story post about being unable to afford snakebites.
Anonymous
why not just magically make €500 appear in her kofi through the use of 1000 accounts all paying for a coffee each
>>16414 #
Anonymous
>>16415 #
why would i give her money for new glasses, she doesn't need glasses.
>>16417 #
Anonymous
>>16417 #
you're right... it would be rude of me to not send her 750 euros...
#8ball (Maybe)
>>16419 #
Anonymous
>>16418 #
How much does glasses cost nowadays anyways? I dont wear them so I dunno
€1000 maybe?
>>16420 #
Anonymous
I'm on the bus. Ironically I was like 20 seconds late, missed it and had to wait 30 minutes for the next one...

I take it back boneposter its not funny when it happens to me
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Anonymous
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>>16426 #
yeah not so fuinny now IS IT you bastard
I sent federal rays into your house and make you watch bone.mp4 TWICE too many times just to see how you LIKE IT
Anonymous
>>16429 #
He looks nicer here
Is this dudes gimmick just acting retarded
>>16431 #
Anonymous
>>16430 #
yeah
he went viral not long ago for going to LA and getting mugged in the subway and screaming "GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE IM AUTISTIC IM AUSITCIC HELP IM AUTISTIC GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE" and stuff
Anonymous
>>16438 #
shoes looking litty on the clitty fs fam
Anonymous
DEAR NEKO

I POSTED BONI BUT YOU STILL AINT REPLY
I LEFT THE ID, THE DESC, AND HER @ AT THE BOTTOM
I POSTED TWO BONE.MP4S BACK IN AUTUMN YOU MUST NOT HAVE GOT EM
THERE MUST'VE BEEN A PROBLEM WITH NEKOMIN OR SOMETHING
>>16443 #
Anonymous
>>16442 #
MY TOKS HAVE GONE COLD I'M WONDERING WHY
WHY I HAVE DOWNLOADED THE FOLDER AT ALL
Anonymous
bonibros we're not gonna be able to mi preti bonita ourway out of this one..
Anonymous
>>16445 #
i cant believe i've not asked this yet but how old is your minha fleur do brasileira?
>>16447 #
Anonymous
>>16447 #
proud of you bro. was worried for a second that she was 17
>>16449 #
Anonymous
>>16449 #
it's okay 17 is acceptable, many of the best tokfus have at one point been 17.
Anonymous
>>16451 #
>The age of consent
18 and above, for thirld world countries? 8 and below
>>16454 #
Anonymous
ok i trust 8ball
Anonymous
>>16458 #
you posted this yesterday, you've been eliminated from the match
>>16461 #
Anonymous
>>16461 #
nuh uh you manually added those numbers to make it say 4 hours ago its the same tok from yesterday
Anonymous
>>16461 #
you right my bad haha, keep fucking up the boneposter in peace then
go go go
Anonymous
>>16464 #
I rolled an 18 it was implied that I was doing a riposte
dont try to metagame and change the rules you fucking suck as a gm
I get to use my 18 roll because it is legitimate I am not stunned
>>16467 #
Anonymous
>>16464 #
welp >>16460 #
anon your saving throw didn't meet or beat a 14 so you're actually stunned for 3 rounds so your attack couldn't have happened.
Anonymous
>>16468 #
i fat roll out of the way #d20 (20)
Anonymous
zamn
Anonymous
snack break I whip out my picknic table and in the picknic table there are
1. cookies
2. 48 donuts
3. granny smith apple
roll for what you get #d3 (3)
also if you dont ask nicely enough I will swat your fingers difficulty rating 8
>>16472 #>>16475 #
Anonymous
>>16472 #
hmm do I accept this #d20 (20)
also the 48 donuts are still up for grabs, funny how fate does this
>>16476 #
Anonymous
>>16471 #
pretty pretty please might i have those 48 donuts, they're looking mighty tasty! and i do love your home-baked goods!
#d3 (2)
>>16477 #
Anonymous
yes of course you may have your 48 donuts.
(the donuts are laced with EXPLOSIVES ROLLING FOR EXPLOSION) #d20 (1)
Anonymous
>So, Boss, I think they're some kind of white supremacist group. "48 donuts" is clearly a neo-nazi dog whistle, and they post this man wearing a ben 10 t-shirt. Ben 10, I think, is a reference to the 10 Aryan tribes of Germany. And the cartoon itself is about killing aliens, it's clearly a dog-whistle for killing minority groups.
>>16481 #
Anonymous
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*You bite into plasticine c4 explosives but, due to their nature, they are incredibly stable and inert without an activator. You notice the strange texture and pick the c4 out of the donuts and enjoy your donuts*
Anonymous
>>16479 #
>"You know what else has the number 48 in it John? 1448, that's right, tell the principal about this we're onto something
>>16482 #
Anonymous
>>16481 #
>1--8
You know what other pair of double digits can go there?
77.
[YouTube] ???

OH THE YEAR WAS 1778 HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOWWWWW
>>16487 #
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm6867644898191969542 Kakegurui versão quarentena com Yumeko na aula online KKKKKK #yumeko #yumekocosplay #kakeguruicosplay #brasil #fyp ib @emmaralds.mp4􀄩􀂺􀉣
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>>16483 #
Nekochen operates in a classic Pyramid structure, on the bottom are us lowly shitposters. One pyramid slot above is Ben 10 Guy, who is the leader of our "cell", and he of course reports to Mr Dunkin Donuts himself.
>>16488 #
Anonymous
>>16482 #
GODDAMN THEM ALL
I WAS TOLD WED CRUISE THE SEAS
FOR AMERICAN GOLD WE'D FIRE NO GUNS
SHED NO TEAAAARRSSSS
NOW IM A BROKEN MAN ON THE HALIFAX PIERS, THE LAST OF BARRETTS PRIVATEEEEEERSSSSSSS
>>16489 #
Anonymous
>>16487 #
this song goes so fucking hard, I love stan rogers so much.

Whenever I see a cover of his music on youtube it makes me irrationally annoyed. how DARE they?
>>16490 #
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>>16489 #
I can make notes as deep as he can but I cant give my voice as much character as he can. Its so over
I will never be a bald ginger-ish blondie sitting at a table with a bunch of mates singing pirate shanties
>>16492 #
Anonymous
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>>16490 #
I often take these nightshift walks when the foreman's not around,
I turn my back on the cooling stacks and make for open ground.
Far out beyond the tank farm vents where the gas flare makes no sound,
I forget the stink and I always think back to that eastern town.

I love Stan, his music has a real soul to it. The dying Canadian spirit. I can't wait to move to Canada after I complete my masters, I'm gonna call everyone hosers, play hockey and blast stan rogers on my boombox. They will think I was a born citizen.
Anonymous
>>16495 #
🇬🇧👨------👩 ´´´´´´´´ man--------👩
´´´´´´´´´|´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´|´´´´´´´

actually this is gonna take too long
>>16499 #>>16500 #
Anonymous
its like watching picasso at work.
>>16498 #
Anonymous
>>16496 #
you could've just said your grandad was british
Anonymous
>>16496 #
can you explain this one more time
Anonymous
do i watch pirates 2 today? #8ball (Maybe)
Anonymous
>>16503 #
why did she post this bros, her face is scintillating
Anonymous
>>16508 #
yes, long gone are the days of jawfu fat jokes
Anonymous
>>16508 #
wouldnt matter to me id motorboat her tum fat
Anonymous
jawfu gave the extra weight to ryo
>>16513 #
Anonymous
>>16515 #
for the same reason femanon is called femanon and abbles is called abbles.
the first nickname sticks.
Anonymous
>>16516 #
those thighs... absolutely bonbi pilled
Anonymous
>>16502 #
I giggled when I read this but I had to go so I couldnt (You) you in the moment im sorry
Anonymous
>>16530 #
why does she need an anti-lock brake system at the gym
Anonymous
>>16531 #
ive gone from 82 to 90 to 84 in about 4 months time
Anonymous
>>16531 #
Biology Graduate here: Women are physiologically better at gaining and losing wait. For a multitude of reasons that I want to explore but the 140 character limit is stopping me
>>16536 #>>16542 #
Anonymous
im not fat, im just big boned
Anonymous
Im not fat im just bulking
Anonymous
i was always bulking its in my genetics
Anonymous
>>16536 #
im actually the kinda guy to tell a girl she looks more beautiful the bigger she gets, and i mean it too. big girls, you are beautiful!
Anonymous
im not fat im just pregnant
>>16543 #
Anonymous
>>16535 #
is it something about increased fat storage so they can breastfeed children
Anonymous
>>16541 #
congrats anoniem lets hit it up for the gender reveal party
>>16545 #
Anonymous
Im not big I am just carrying my 53 different harddrives with backups of my bonitoks on them underneath my sweater
Anonymous
>>16546 #
I have never listened to the lyrics at detail and never realized this was about fatties
You should edit fat tokfus with this song [YouTube] ???
>>16550 #
Anonymous
>>16547 #
I have a VIVID memory of being in Sheffield at my Dad's Girlfriend's house, and hanging out with her 2 sons, and the oldest put this song on and listened along to it.

I wonder what they're up to these days.
>>16552 #
Anonymous
>>16550 #
Classic british tomfoolery. They were agents of Mr. Ing
Impressive. Perhaps this is why he has followed us here. He has been watching you for a long time, neko
>>16553 #
Anonymous
>>16552 #
I gotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra fly, 'fore the day I die, Imma touch the sky.
Anonymous
Saw a white dude earlier today whilst I was out shopping
Guy was walking around with this big house fly, it was easily the size of a basketball. She had done her makeup, fixed her wingtips and everything
I heard that flies usually hang with indians but this dude managed to score the hottest fly Ive ever seen
It was pretty fly, for a white guy
>>16559 #
Anonymous
>>16554 #
every slim girl has that fat friend following them around
>>16565 #
Anonymous
I AIN'T NEVER SEEN TWO PRETTY BEST FRIENDS
Anonymous
>>16556 #
honestly anon, that punchline wasn't worth the setup, you had to work really hard to get there.
>>16568 #
Anonymous
>>16565 #
big lasagna eater on the back, that lass
Anonymous
>>16570 #
i thought koto died in a car crash
Anonymous
>>16574 #
is bone.mp4 forced and cringe? #8ball (No)
Anonymous
>>16572 #
holy heck, you got me, THAT was a master trick.
👍🏻
Anonymous
>>16576 #
just admit you want to fuck kids, you only started to name coomfus "koto" because you couldnt get away with saying you wanted to fuck koto
>>16579 #>>16613 #
Anonymous
>>16582 #
that doesn't look anything like ryo..
Anonymous
>>16582 #
not enough piercings tbh
Anonymous
>>16582 #
I kiiinda see it but the skin tone is off
Anonymous
>>16586 #
she also deleted (or privated dont remember) her main account bc she got creeped out by 2chen ttg
>>16588 #
Anonymous
#autobahn
BANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
Anonymous
>>16582 #
she looks like a brown version of a classmate of mine
Anonymous
>>16591 #
hmmmm now i want to buy food from the mcdonalds corporation
>>16593 #
Anonymous
>>16592 #
I ate mcdonkulas earlier today
was it worth it? only 8ball can tell #8ball (No)
Anonymous
>>16594 #
I didn't know this existed. Having adblock on all my devices feels like living under a rock sometimes.
Anonymous
>>16594 #
never heard of it but kojimbo seems to like it
is his taste based?
Anonymous
im watching season 3 finale of rent-a-girlfriend (total trash) hope he gets rejected
>>16598 #>>16599 #
Anonymous
>>16597 #
>total trash
>he's 3 seasons in
something ain't adding up
Anonymous
oh its an anime
anime more like handime get it?
>>16601 #
Anonymous
>>16602 #
😞😞😞😞😞😞
Anonymous
>>16605 #
Is this a heckling SKINS reference??
Anonymous
💵💵ℹ️?
Anonymous
>>16614 #
✂️✂️✂️✂️
Anonymous
>>16632 #
post pictures of chiblee, Olivia munn, lovelymomo, chiblee, lovelymomo and Ripley and I can do it
>>16634 #
Anonymous
>>16633 #
....and Ripley

Olivia Munn is an actress
Lovelymomo is Northern's wife
And Ripley I assume is the main character of the aliens franchise.

Chiblee? I assume he's a fat, bearded soyface streamer like the rest of them
Anonymous
just saw a Norwood 1 manlet soymale with a girlfriend taller than him
we are so back
Anonymous
>got a crush on a girl from my d&d group
It's so fucking over I might as well end it all before I roll a 1 to seduce
>>16640 #
Anonymous
I roll to seduce #d20 (15)
>>16639 #
Anonymous
>>16638 #
>not even a nat20
It's over
Anonymous
>>16640 #
She is fairly shortish, I'd estimate 5'2, long black hair, a nose ring and a gothic style of dress with cute perfect teeth
>>16645 #
Anonymous
>>16643 #
jokes on you I'm on WiFi so I can watch this hehe 😈
Anonymous
>>16642 #
osund decent, what about her made you crush on her? just looks or something more significant?
>>16646 #>>16647 #
Anonymous
>>16645 #
She just looks cute. I'll fall in love with another raven haired maiden next episode
>>16648 #
Anonymous
>>16645 #
sounds*

just saw the Google car im doxxed it's so over bros
Anonymous
>>16646 #
classic
was she feminine or one of your NB mascfem queens?
>>16649 #
Anonymous
>>16649 #
you can save her, make her trad, teach her portuguese.... don't fail us
>>16651 #
Anonymous
>>16650 #
She probably has a boyfriend, every girl at uni does, somehow, despite my course being like 90% female
>>16652 #
Anonymous
>>16651 #
somewhere there's a femcel in a welding course at uni complaining that every one of her male classmates have hot girlfriends
>>16653 #
Anonymous
>>16652 #
Lmao. I'd offer to meet her but femcels are icky. I prefer buying my cars second hand
>>16654 #
Anonymous
>>16653 #
celsisters... our response?
Anonymous
If it ain't got 5000 miles LEAST, how will you know it works?
Anonymous
#8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!) should he ask her out
if yes, #8ball (No) if he gets rejected should he pretend it was in character and that he wouldn't actually date her irl ever ever ever? (neg her)
Anonymous
idk man i think you should listen to the die 🎲, no other d&d guy will ever be chad enough to have asked her out so she might be single
>>16658 #
Anonymous
>>16658 #
yes it does it's the 8ball,only d20 does not count (your hand temperature influences fate)
Anonymous
What if I ask her out in character first, then date in character for like 6 months, and never try and date her irl?
Anonymous
nah that will make her minge close up like the mouth of a whale when it eats plankton
>>16662 #
Anonymous
'er fanny innit
Anonymous
Fanny is actually a name here. I imagine those poor girls shiver at the thought of traveling to England
it's kinda WT to be named fanny though
Anonymous
OI LUV, SHOW US YOUR MINGE.

IF I GET A NAT 20 YOU HAVE TO DO IT.
#d20 (16)
Anonymous
Dammit I just saw a cow taking a piss and didn't take apicture for neko fast enough
Anonymous
So the toilets area is a long line, with single toilets on either side.
As I was walking out, deadass, someone was sat on a toilet, pantaloons by their ankles, door WIDE OPEN in the toilet directly next to the entrance, so everyone walking in and out would see them.

What kind of fruity batty boy behaviour is this mandems?
>>16671 #
Anonymous
>>16670 #
>What kind of fruity batty boy behaviour is this mandems?
exhibitionism freak behaviour
>>16672 #
Anonymous
>>16671 #
Lowkey I think he just... forgot to close the door. That's how dumb most uni students are
>>16673 #
Anonymous
>>16672 #
you should have said to him "you can't shit there mate" and closed the stall door, it would have been funny i think
>>16675 #
Anonymous
T
Anonymous
>>16673 #
>do you have your shitting license
Anonymous
he t-posting
Anonymous
>>16679 #
pretty good too thanks, drank a cup of tea, chilling
Anonymous
>get to d&d club
>the two other guys are comparing dice
Holy shit I'm legitimately going to d20 myself to death
Anonymous
i am..... i am.... i am DICEEEIIIIIIIIINGGGG #d20 (10)
>>16683 #
Anonymous
>>16682 #
- said the stuttering chef when yelled at by Gordon Ramsay
#d20 (20)
>>16684 #
Anonymous
>>16686 #
you can press the "Done" button on your post, no one got the archive here
Anonymous
>>16686 #
if you have the el archive image you mustve downloaded the el archive as well
Anonymous
>>16690 #
>"four words"
>writes 5 phrases
>theyre all cringe npc tier things
yippie genau fraulein
Anonymous
Played a chess game during class today. Real tough battle but I ended up on top
I can probably recreate the game from memory thats how good it felt when I came out the victor. He almost had me until a single slip-up and I won a piece
Anonymous
Turns out: I am not that guy. I cannot recite a chess game from memory not even like 3 the first 3 moves
Anonymous
your die look like bloody marys
Anonymous
>>16700 #
not at all like me fr
Anonymous
>>16703 #
scandinavia be like
>noon sure is bright today
Anonymous
thinking about it, tanning saloons must be one of the most ludicrous business in scandi land
>>16706 #
Anonymous
>>16705 #
i know a guy whos dad runs one. rich family
ive also seen lots of proper orange bitches and chicks i know havent left their bumwater town in ages yet have strong tans
so maybe
ive never met someone that have said that they have been at a tanning bed tho maybe i dont know enough normies
>>16707 #
Anonymous
>>16706 #
you know, a nice slight tan looks pretty good on the skin, shit gets weird when you abuse it so much you start to turn into burnt kebab
>>16708 #
same, no need to discriminate womyn, luv all women etc etc
>>16708 #
Anonymous
>>16707 #
yeah, girls with real tans turn me on
or just girls in general to be honest with you i love girls and women
>>16707 #
Anonymous
lack of bonitoks today, nigga not gonna make it til the end of this month 😭
>>16710 #
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7224917535076912411 hey guys im going to mcdonalds do you want anything #hatsunemiku #hatsunemikucosplay #mcdonaldsmiku #mikudonalds #mikumcdonalds #mcdonaldsmikucosplay #mikumcdonalds-264.mp4􀄩􀂺􀉣
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>>16709 #
i have not done ANYTHING the ENTIRE DAY since I got home
i have literally been rotting in my chair
also not many nekos for me to post my bonitoks too. i post all of these for you as I sense in the aether that your bodies crave more bonitoks to look at
>>16711 #
Anonymous
>>16711 #
got home too late to gym (not actually but I hadnt eaten when i got home at 6 and i cba working out then)
i will working it tomorrow
Anonymous
D&D blogpost update

Session was kinda fun. 6/10. I definitely felt like I had to take charge and speak a lot. The group are fairly inexperienced, happy to talk to make jokes but I was the mostly serious backbone.

I interacted with crushes character a lot, and saved her with a spell. She wants me fr.

After the session the 6'0 blonde haired blue eyed guy spoke about the plant club.

Yeah, enjoy your sloppy seconds pal. You're attractive, tall and share interests with her, but I'm confident in d&d so I'll get the girl.

I wish I was able to run my science fiction game, our current gm is a little shy and doesn't project his voice well. I'd kill as a GM but I refuse to run d&d
>>16715 #
Anonymous
wat nou
Anonymous
>>16713 #
6'0 tall blond blue eyed plant chad?
its over pal. just go next campaign
>>16716 #
Anonymous
>>16715 #
Bro she laughed at my gnome jokes. She wants me fr
Anonymous
I feel like I should be enjoying the little things in life and not focusing on a qt 20 year old that probably has a boyfriend.

We were told to get into groups of 3 ahead of next week. A girl on my course dmed me and asked me to join her 3. Were so back. I'm gonna live off this high for weeks.
>>16718 #
Anonymous
>>16717 #
>girl dmed me
how does she know your information? did she doxx you? its schizo isnt it
>>16719 #
Anonymous
>>16720 #
I prefer the corset wearing goth from d&d
Anonymous
i cast deez nuts #d20 (5)
>>16728 #
Anonymous
bye
Anonymous
I cast fireball on dose nuts #d20 (15)
>>16728 #
Anonymous
I cast sleep tight on neko anon #d20 (5)
Anonymous
I cast bonitok (dc: 2) #d20 (15)
>>16728 #
Anonymous
5 get #d20 (20)
Anonymous
Will I get a gf this year #8ball (Maybe)
Anonymous
will i see god this year #8ball (It can't be helped)
Anonymous
Will I find a reason to live tomorrow? #8ball (It can't be helped)
Anonymous
grrr neko i was hovering over a tok and you made it move and it interrupted my kino tok session lets see what you have to write grrr
unlucky 8ball roll it is blueballing you
>>16737 #
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>>16738 #
i cast meds for me #d20 (14)
Anonymous
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I have followed NL on twitch since at least the 9th of August 2015
I think thats the day I made this account, so I mustve been watching him for at least a year or two more on my old account
>>16741 #
Anonymous
>>16740 #
Damn, you're an egghead for life.

Up, down, to the side
Welcome to the lion's pride
Anonymous
i have watched NL for 39 minutes once, 2 days ago
Anonymous
just watched a tok of a woman saying that she feels so ugly and rejected because no guys have ever approached her or catcalled her
she didn't look bad, somewhat cute with nice style but I guess if you aren't top 5% as a chick then dudes are just too scared to approach
lots of women in the comments saying the same stuff, one even said that they feel bad for saying "why not me" when it came to stuff like being harassed but she could and will never stop saying why not me even if she doesn't want to be a victim of it herself

anyways I'm still too scared to talk to women so unlucky them I guess, time for them to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and approach us soft gentle boys instead
>>16744 #
Anonymous
>>16743 #
I'm gonna start harassing women now!
Anonymous
today i watched a tok and shutted my brain off for a few seconds, it was a good feeling
>>16746 #
Anonymous
just the two of us, we can make it if we tryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Anonymous
>>16752 #
why do you say this one is pretty good but not the other ones of her star guardian akali cosplay?
>>16754 #
Anonymous
>>16753 #
i haven't played LoL enough to know this akali character srry, her reki cosplays are top notch doe
Anonymous
just saw my first mtf troon
you could tell he was a hon by the poorly colored thinning greasy red hair, the unfitting women's coat that made him shaped like a fridge, the converse in trans flag colors and rainbow sole (walking on pride? homophobic much?) and old woman's purse
AP why didn't you tell me you were visiting????? hehehe
>>16756 #
Anonymous
>>16755 #
there's one at d&d club. greasy hair, more stubble on his face than I'm capable of growing, doesn't even try to sound feminine, wears a garishly bright pink skirt and rainbow stockings.
>>16757 #
Anonymous
>>16756 #
is his character well thought out or is even that a flaw in his character despite affinity for make-believe?
>>16768 #
Anonymous
>>16759 #
because my best friend is trans
Anonymous
and his name is ap
Anonymous
>>16758 #
i dont hate transsexuals, I just meme them in the same way that i meme people of all classes and groups
Anonymous
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boni got a new keyboard and she is popping out of her gourd
the hevc is 300 MB large I cannot post it but its so cute she is so happy showing off her new keyboard and the various colour modes it has
Anonymous
>>16757 #
im not in his game, pretty sure he's running a 5e module. meh, running a module seems cringe.
>>16766 #
>>16767 #
when's the movie adaptation of this novel coming out?
Anonymous
>>16770 #
can't you tell? i guess half her face is cut off but i thought she was pretty popular here
>>16772 #
Anonymous
>>16774 #
yeah I recognise her in this tok but I have no idea who it is tbhfam
inb4 >its abbles
>>16776 #
Anonymous
>>16776 #
i hate that cosplay and every tok where any tokker does that cosplay
the hair looks so damaged and fuckjed up
the push up isnt a good look either
>>16778 #
Anonymous
>>16780 #
she sure nails the neeko cosplay, I couldnt tell who the fuck this tokker was I saw like 4 different tokkers in her face during this tok
>>16782 #
Anonymous
>>16788 #
I know but I have downloaded bonitoks from logicalrain before, I mustve just missed that one
>>16788 #
Anonymous
>>16795 #
i am here but im insulted you call my noemi APpreciation posts "thirsting"

i simply like girls that dress like boys, have short hair like boys and are german speaking
>>16797 #
Anonymous
>>16796 #
i am also attracted to girls that dress like boys, have short hair like boys and are german speaking
Anonymous
what the frog was the whole plug debacle about
>>16804 #
Anonymous
>>16803 #
there's an old screenshot from one of her streams where she leans across her bed to grab a pillow of an anime character or something and it kinda sorta looks like she has a butt plug in, but she almost cetainly does and it's just the lighting
>>16805 #
Anonymous
>>16806 #
>no acid stench or gaseous aura
why even play wizard without these crucial abilities?
>>16808 #
Anonymous
>>16810 #
was that a random drop or did the dm give you it just to powergame you guys to infinity so that you dont adhd out and quit before session 3?
>>16812 #
>stupidly powerful already after session 1
gonna be a snoozefest going forward ngl
>>16812 #
Anonymous
>>16811 #
the first encounter was us attacking some bandits who had just attacked a cargo wagon. inside the wagon was a magically locked chest, which, when we got open, had the orb inside.
>>16811 #
Anonymous
if pixies - where is my mind was made today
where is my phone
>>16817 #
Anonymous
its so over
Anonymous
>>16818 #
how often that happens? bc if was a imaginelet i would probably hate dnd
>>16822 #
Anonymous
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TURN OF YOUR PHONE TURN OF YOUR PHONE TURN OFF YOUR PHONE TURN OFF YOUR PHONE
THE VACCINE MIND CONTROK MECHANICSEM 5G GOES LIVE IN 10 MINUTES TURN OFF YOUR PHONE IN 10 MINUTES YOU WIULL BE VACCINE VOCID COVID MIND CONTROLLER INTO A ZOMBIE
IF YOU LOVE ME TURN OFF YOUR PHONE NOW
Anonymous
i will go into hiding i will see you nekos when the 5g fed beams have stopped peentrating my buildingi will be back dont fortget me
Anonymous
abbles stream in october? #8ball (Yes) (if this 8ball true? #8ball (It can't be helped) )
>>16829 #
Anonymous
from here on out and forever, what should "It can't be helped" be interpreted as? #8ball (Yes)
Anonymous
it has been decided.
Anonymous
nora is incredibly pretty
Anonymous
>>16843 #
she has really nice lips
Anonymous
>>16847 #
i see no nipples or vagina theres is nothing to see except her eyes (which i always look at)
Anonymous
>>16854 #
its a bullied girl behavior pattern, im not too harsh on her even though i find it hard to respect her (or like her doormat personality)
Anonymous
>>16856 #
>you go forward in a straight wae
>you show me-i show you
lol
>>16858 #
Anonymous
>>16857 #
its funny because the 1st one kinda makes sense in swedish
>>16859 #
Anonymous
>>16856 #
how many europeans speak proper english without any quirks? bc it was only me and this other girl at school
>>16861 #
Anonymous
>>16859 #
Gå rakt fram här längs raksträckan
is one way you could say it
>>16860 #
its not many, all scandis have at least some weird thing about them
Anonymous
i think i speak my native tongue worse than english lol
>>16863 #
Anonymous
>>16862 #
english is piss easy both to write and speak imo, the latter could be slightly harder because of accents but with time it can be ironed out
>>16864 #
Anonymous
>>16863 #
most esls think in their first lang first then translate it to english and its such a mental toll, they should just think in english from the get go
Anonymous
i still think of that scene from gen v ep1 where she turns into an ant size midget to play with his dick
Anonymous
>record vocaroo to hear my accent
>its so dumb
hahahahahahahaha the elven curse
>>16868 #
Anonymous
>>16868 #
I pray to god that I do not end up marrying an english speaker. For their sake
>>16870 #
Anonymous
>>16871 #
Portugal always gets mogged by spain as a vacation destination
>>16874 #
Anonymous
new month = new reki patreon posts
we are hyped
Anonymous
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>its an anon learns portuguese and travels to richfus (assumed) walled off neighbourhood (she is so pretty she has me smitten)
Anonymous
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>its an anon learns german and builds a time machine to go back and help the goths invade rome____
Anonymous
gimmick idea: reading posts on /int/ in the accent of the flag posting the message
Anonymous
oh fugg i forgot I have to sleep today oh shit
>>16885 #
Anonymous
we popping off, boys
Anonymous
>>16888 #
ion like her eye makeup tbh
Anonymous
my hair is almost 10 inches long
>>16896 #
Anonymous
>>16895 #
what are you, shaggy from scooby doo
Anonymous
>>16903 #
3 hours of total travel for 1 hour of class
it was all right tho not much happened hbu
>>16905 #
Anonymous
>>16904 #
>hbu
nothin much either, ate breakfast like an hour ago
Anonymous
>guy on instagram makes two capcut edits of boni and she follows him
powerful...
Anonymous
>>16908 #
we gotta kneel to the 'jak gemmy poster hun, he's too strong........
>>16912 #
Anonymous
>>16910 #
good morning lunaboster
Anonymous
>"The police is allowed to tap your calls and listen in on every conversation you have with people now, without suspicion of criminal activity. What do you feel about that?"
>old woman bitch, Agneta, 57: "Really good, I like it"
i fucking hate OLD PEOPEL
Anonymous
>>16914 #
this is how i imagine my enby tokfus look
in reality it's more like 🥙
>>16916 #
Anonymous
>>16918 #
im envious of americans, thanksgiving sounds nice, we dont have that
>>16920 #
Anonymous
>>16919 #
it isnt here either
all I want is to stuff some slightly toned muscular tomboy androgynous girl turkey style fr fr
tfw ywn
>>16921 #
Anonymous
>>16922 #
is she a mcdonalds dessert item? because she's an apple pie
>>16924 #
Anonymous
>>16924 #
>human girl
anon... I ....
Anonymous
>huMAN girl
why is this word so gendered
she is a hugirl fewogirl
>>16927 #
Anonymous
>>16927 #
>mankind
>man
awfully non-inclusive of you neko I expect better
personkind is a better term
>>16929 #
Anonymous
>>16928 #
the menfolk named themselves after the word for humanity, the womenfolk, being brave and beautiful, made their own word.
>>16930 #
Anonymous
>>16929 #
person folk made the word "humanity" back in the patriachy but we are past those days, so we call it personkind. women have suffered enough
End women's suffrage!
>>16931 #