yeah but I wasnt talking about bbg

>>34419 #
i often forget endchan is more than just bbg

watching a cs 1.6 video and this guy has imported valorant skins for his cs guns thats funny

a win is a win

>top 5%
that includes the 99% of the playerbase that are women and paraplegics
you are top 55% of men by being plat, so below average
its over

thats crazy, im still a higher rank than you little buddy

also plat 1 is top 32.85% according to https://www.vstats.gg/ranks

plat 1 is a very good rank and i am proud of you for reaching it, every single day of hard work grinding on comp paid off, now you can uninstall and never again feel bad at valorant, you did it, you won :)

writing down positive affirmations for yourself is something women do

something women do? yeah i guess you could say thats me

a little chuckle but dont get too ahead of yourself

just uninstalled valorant, im finally free (and plat)

>>34425 #
negative k/d and negative rizz.....

been hanging out on a discord server that some tiktok editor made and the people on there are pretty chill but everyone makes the most normie stuff ever like Batman edits, football edits, f1 edits and shit whilst people like us edit esoteric high brow content like... tiktokkers dancing in cute outfits
theres one guy posting his schizocore nazi-like hyperborea edits, at least he's unique in the server

>>34434 #
positive rizz, rizzomatic

kanye apologized to the jews

[GOOD ENDING]

2 weeks ago he said he was comparable to jesus and hitler
I give it until end of jan before he goes back on the apology

>>34439 #
well hitler did go to art school, and jesus was assassinated by jews.. soo...

teaching bitches how to swim
teaching bitches how to swim
teaching bitches how to swim
teaching bitches how to swim
down

All dead dogs go to heaven cause dumb bitches let them in (in)
They're just racist and they wanna fuck

trans music

actually yeah, trans people love death grips

I like my iPod more than fu--cking

Diameter: 12756 km
Circumference: 40075 km

yeah thats small given that AP calls himself skinny and theyre roughly the same size naurrrr 💀💀💀💀

AP?

AP stands for adipose poster naurrrrrrrr

AP stands for Apparently Platnium, as he recently reached that rank (the highest rank) in valorant.

>platnium

hey im an ESL, dont laugh at me

good knight neko!!!

my hands hurt

>>34458 #
why

>>34460 #
did you remember to use that white powder climbers usually use on their hands? it's supposed to help you grip on things better and avoid slipping from sweat

>>34461 #
I forgot to pay for a bag of chalk when I paid to lend shoes so I did like 90 minutes without it before a dude that I had conversed with a little said "Are you climbing without chalk?" -Yeah, forgot to hire a bag "Oh wow, chalk helps a crazy amount, it's like climbing without your shoes"
I could at this point have gotten a bag but it was too late and I was already too gassed out so it wouldnt have mattered much. I could barely hold my own bodyweight with my arms

>>34462 #
is this your first time bouldering?

>>34463 #
yessir

>>34464 #
you're climbing up with a safety rope attached i presume?

>>34466 #
that's not that tall thankfully, i remember seeing a vid of this dude bouldering and accidentally falling down to his leg and breaking it apart, be careful neko

>>34467 #
it was like 5-6 meters tall but there are mattresses underneath and I drink my milk so Im not a weakboned little rascal like some people you may see on videos
t. never broken a bone

>>34468 #
man bouldering does look cool as an exercise tho, my pussy ass could never do it because of fear of heights even with safety attached

yeah it was fun and Im definitely going back
now that Ive practically started working out again this will make it easier for me to get over the hurdle keeping me from going to the gym and I can do both that and bouldering and become the coolest person alive

the average neko is 5'4

>>34471 #
Wait, I'm 6'2 though...

yeah I bring the average down sorry

ooompa looompa dibbity do

😭

>>34474 #
That's heightist

>friend told me he got a date lined up for after new years, met her on some dating app
>tells me "yeah man, youve ought to start using them as well"

>>34478 #
is she a munter

>>34479 #
no clue what a munter is

had an idea to write a book on how to manage your time and beat procrastination but I havent started it yet

>>34480 #
is she a catherine hunter

valorant was more fun in silver, plat is literally just as bad players but 5x more toxic

>rank up in game and its suddenly not as fun anymore
yeah this is the universal experience since you only rank up when you start taking the game more seriously and start trying and that saps the fun out of everything real fast

>>34484 #
they don't take the game more seriously though. I've been bronze through to plat, it's literally the same fucking lobbies, people are just more cunts the higher up it gets. nobody comms well, nobody has plans, people are just as bad.

>>34485 #
I never said people were better, I said they take the game more seriously
They get emotionally invested in whether they win or not as opposed to "man that was a fun game, shame we lost but oh well"

>got added by someone from the enemy team after
>requested to join their party
>they accepted just before they got into a game
>it was a 2stack of cute sounding european girls
once again the world seeks to bury me

>>34486 #
you'd think if they were more emotionally invested they'd try harder :^), it really just means they get outright toxic by round 2

>>34487 #
>>requested to join their party
yeah this was your downfall, shouldve whispered them instantly with
>hey bbygurls

>>34489 #
they accepted tho? just admit you're jealous of my allchat rizz

yeah but are u in a game with them? no

>>34491 #
i will be after their game ends

>waiting in the main menu like a lapdog for the two girls to finish their game
>suddenly they say "i gotta go my bedtime is now" and they both log off
many such cases

ate spicy food today
neither stomach nor bunghole liked it and to be honest my mouth wasnt a superfan either

>>34495 #
spicy nuggets with a buffalo hot sauce

oh no no no no no no

did u lose cus u played with the two girls?

i lost on purpose because gold lobbies are more fun than plat lobbies lol

fair

forsen is playing valorant
i repeat
forsen is playing valorant
everyone in
https://www.twitch.tv/forsen
https://www.twitch.tv/forsenhttps://www.twitch.tv/forsen
https://www.twitch.tv/forsen

i simply do not care about midsen

>richer
>taller
>can grow facial hair
>good at games
all of these he has over you
he simply is the god gamer

>STEM degree
yeah i have him beat

hes a graduated engineer
which is actually, first off not only a masters (he has you beat) but also an engineering degree (higher prestige than just a simple science one)

>seething so hard that the dog tamer has him beat he starts googling to find out the actual facts
hes got you on that one as well

its crazy how fast you type when you've got his balls in your mouth

I dont use my mouth to type unlike you Mr. paraplegic with a mouth grasping a pen pecking at the keyboard naurrrrrrr

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
YOU'RE RUINING CHRISTMAS

how are you gonna dispose of my 80kg if u cant get rid of your own 10 naurrrrr thats a low blow

>>34513 #
they won't be going there tomorrow, because everyone is gonna be in the new thread :D

https://nekochen.net/tt/34515
https://nekochen.net/tt/34515
https://nekochen.net/tt/34515

>doesnt wait until new years to make a new year new thread

another potential gimmick edition not actualized cus these newnekos cant keep it in their pants

okay. make your own posts
#autobahn