>>105027 #
>makes new thread past midnight so nobody posts in it
>doesn't even change the rules
this neko a real lazy bum that's what he is

>>105028 #
Was waiting for first post to be taken so I can write my exciting blogpost

HOLY FUCK I AM LIVEPOSTING IN REAL TIME IT'S A NEW WORLD

>>105029 #
livepost this: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
genuinely it already pisses me off because emoji picker doesn't work for some reason and I have managed to paste in a tok by accident instead of emoji

nothing but gemerald toks on BurmaTV, you love to see it

>>105030 #
It's okay buddy, I'll delete the board, we'll start again, post in villages.

>>105033 #
sleep tight buddy

QUICK WATCH BEFORE YOU SLEEP WATCH BEFORE YOU SLEEP, IMPORTANT

goodnight to the Burmas

good morning to the Burmas

>>105042 #
>says good morning to the Burmas first
I see how it freaking is buddy I see…
We will be beefing…

>>105043 #
I'm not a huge beef fan, could we be chickening instead? I like chicken more, unpopular opinion but chicken is more versatile than beef.

>>105044 #
Heh, maybe you're chickening
>I like chicken more, unpopular opinion but chicken is more versatile than beef.
I think so but beef is tastier in general. I guess it depends on what you're making.

>>105041 #

>>105048 #
Que bom, porque eu tenho trinta paus

>>105049 #
Sorry, I don't understand portugese either. Anyway shrivix must've else lost wait or she's not as fat as I thought, she looks… okay-ish here. Like it's obviously not some peak body shape or something but it's not what I'd call too fat.

>>105051 #
>Okay, maybe she was a bit bigger like a year ago
I have no idea, I tried to find another tok but at this point maybe I just hallucinated it? Anyway she looks fine now.
>>105052 #
>proportionally just a little bit higher on the bf%
Yea that's also what I would measure her as in comparison to me. But also women have a little different fat storage so it's hard to say.

Tok related is probably the biggest she's ever been, but it's also a FAKE BODY, so we cannot say that is what she actually looked like, we don't know the truth

>>105055 #
AWOOOOOOOGA
I mean haha what a Fake Body, who would ever get baited by that obvious fake haha.
Look at Arie go, this tok is very funny :D

>>105057 #
>internet craps out
Beyond over.
But I was saying, look at them guns on her, she doesn't even have to try.

Noooooo it rendered in some stupid resolution… It's over… (this is the first time I'm using this editor)

Now it's good, pretend that I didn't failpost pls 🥺

bought a game on steam that'll be good to stream

>>105065 #
We love a good walking simulator

noooooooooooooooooooo we hate the the Karens…

What Shrivix merch do we want chat?

I'm gonna get the body pillow :)

>>105076 #
>full sized bodypillow covers
Holy based

>>105082 #
Oh it's asmongold, I mean bbno$ seems to be doing the disingenuous performative kind of a thing so I guess there's a way he could've not known
>emiru is accused
What about abusing bonbichka? Will anyone consider the allegations? Will she be ever brought to trial over those heinous crimes? Find out when bbno$ dispenses justice by putting a funny mask over her in that video next time

<streamerneko

izzysisters... its up

Didn't work with any of my good toks :(

Also by wonky I mean it sometimes gets the requests lost, if you don't get a tok returned you should try a minute later and it'll probably work.
It's hosted on tikwms cdn so he has to download the tok and get the link and all that jazz.

How much do you reckon it'd cost to hire some third worlder to write the tokid of everything on my folder since the 12th into the new TikWM bumsding

How much do you reckon it'd cost to hire some third worldler to redeem the new awemer to my computer

Also I was here in tok related last tuesday but didn't take a photo because I'm not clairvoyant

>>105100 #
Don't say I've never done anything for you buddy

dobre dzien to the nekos

>>105110 #
And a good morning to you to neko :D
I almost forgor about madoka but she posted like twice in the last month so we're so back?

>moorneko
posts brazilians
>angloneko
posts a brazilian
>slavneko
posts a brazilian
>meneko
posts a brazilian

its unprecedented how hard brazil and its tokfus has managed to ravage a population of nekos. truly the next global cultural imperialist powerhouse superpower.

>>105113 #
So what you're saying is Brazil Supernekopower by 2025

>>105114 #
Brazil Supernekopower by 2020, you just haven't yet seen what has been going on behind the curtain.

>>105115 #
I don't remember when madoka got posted first but at best it would be 2023

burmas be like: i am intelligent and chadly thats why i post on /burmanews/

>>105119 #
What does it mean????? What does burmanews mean I don't get it you don't even talk about burmas buddy???????

>>105117 #
>find bonbon twin (singular)
>find maeve
>find madoka
call me Pedro Álvares Cabral because I am discovering gems and riches on a distant continent
if this was the cave, I would remove the D in Pedro for the jokes

>>105126 #
So Lay Lay, are you gonna buy a new bathing suit?

>>105129 #
you can call me Cabra because I AM THE GOAT
>>105131 #
wait I fucked up I meant the the R
peroooooooo

can you shwe lays go back to endchan? you are NOT welcome here on /burmanews/

>>105130 #
>wait I fucked up I meant the the R
I know but it was funnier for me to wait for you to finish the post and make that joke :D
>>105132 #
HEY LAY LAY!

>>105132 #
Heck you, Numpty

>>105135 #
Numpty is a british word meaning mongoloid window licker.

>>105136 #
heh, claude knew.
#claude generate me a truth so hard to swallow in today's society that it could metaphorically be referred to a truth nuke due to how much destruction it could cause on the psyche

Individual success is often more a product of inherited circumstance, luck, and existing power structures than pure merit or hard work.

>>105136 #
If the shoe fits…
Should I reconvert all the funkies to h264 again for no reason whatsoever (except that I cannot play hevc on this browser)?

CLAUDE GENERATE ME A WAY TO SHUT UP MY NEIGHBOUR'S ANNOYING YAPPING FUCKING DOG

Breaking Burma News: Lucas is hot.

>>16552 ➡ #
Yea shut up buddy, you trolled only you are selve
>>105144 #
WE FREAKING LOVE LUCAS

laylays? its up

>>105146 #
Okay, I'd rather see laylachipcos or whatever her name is. Found her

I get to post the new Acid :P

>>105148 #
At least post something "new" buddy, this is OLD NEWS…

who will get the honour of making the first ever laylay parody

listenin to weezer again....

what the hecko is a rayray audio (I dont watch toks)

today's reading material is 'UN warns of ‘catastrophic’ human rights crisis in Myanmar as violence and economic collapse deepen' (UN News, 26/05/25)

https://news.un.org/en/story/2025/05/1163706

>>105158 #
why you gotta be a hater??

>>105156 #
I actually went ahead and found second one just for you neko. I knew Arie had one but I would take an eternity to find this one.

>>105164 #
do not reply to me BOGGER!!!!!! we da LAY LAYS we dont WANT YOUR KIND HERE!!

>>105157 #
> In Rakhine, the Arakan Army seized control of most of the state, displacing tens of thousands, while Rohingya civilians were caught between warring factions, facing killings, torture, arbitrary arrests and widespread destruction of villages.

Enjoying these Burmese faction names.

>Boggers

Claude literally can't compete with burmese excellence

What's with these Boggers dissing my 'fu?
Why do they have to front?

wagwan laylays

Yeap, literally over 2k toks to redownload. Have you looked at Boni resident BP (Boggar Poster)?

I get to post the best Acid tok of the last 24 days :P

Wtf, boni is cheating, I've got her old toks in 720p HEVC or h264 for some reason
>>105175 #
Look at this one, if I got that id from pretty much any other tokker I would have SD version 576p for sure since I wasn't even scraping 3 years ago

>>105178 #
Not normal for any regular account, for example this one was always available in SD only since I started scraping and like 99% of the toks below that ID
Generally the HD versions get zoinked after a month or 2.

>>105180 #
It's much easier for me to see that with granularity on my acid archive for example, this one I've had only in SD till very recently, which means tikwm always responded with SD version.
Basically it's case by case basis since some accounts seem to have HDs available for longer but most of them don't, funky also has had all the toks before 7257738474412068142 in SD

I am done with toks

Time to get really into origami or stamp collecting

>>105183 #
I don't, I just check against what yt-dlp returns now and sometimes it returns low-bitrate HD for old toks that I have had always in SD, which sometimes might be comparable to SD but sometimes it's actually better.
I was trying to find a 1080p but here's 720p that I've only got in 576p before recent changes

>>105184 #
naruhodo ヾ(•ω•`)o

Fact: they're only "increasing" the frame size of bad toks in order to reduce the midfus per pixel ratio.

>>105185 #
I'm not even 100% sure they've done that recently but I have discovered that recently. It would be strange though that literally noone noticed it for 1.5 years that yt-dlp returns better quality than tikwm sometimes. And I've used yt-dlp before too, not that I can remember exactly what it returned but I think I also would've noticed that it sometimes returns better quality on older toks.

>>105188 #
very weird any which way
If I cared I would go through all my ~sd toks and yt-dlp them to fish for higher resolutions but I also only post the same 5 toks

>>105189 #
Well, I've found out that I've got some new bugs/old bugs that I haven't caught yet but so far the only boni that I've found that wasn't in better quality already on my PC is this

>>105191 #
higher res than the one ive got

>>105194 #
>>105195 #
I'm gonna have to say it because nobody else will.
Here goes. her old toks are MID

im eating ice cream and drinking water ww@ lay lays post up

>>105196 #
They are kinda wack, I sent them to you mostly because I feel like you'd have some FOMO for those but I've watched parts of every single one (because I've had to check every single one since my script crapped out) and they were… Well a few at least are decent.
>eating ice cream and drinking water
He's gonna get fat 100%

Boycos enjoyers?

>>105200 #
>doesn't post the girlcos
So no enjoyers?

>>105202 #
>with the sun shining on my face
So skin cancer instead? Naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you're swarthyneko from now on
>>105203 #
#gaslight #gatekeep #girlboss?

Who was the genius that thought a nine letter long board name was a good idea

[YouTube] ???
With patreon packs to share
We spoke of rares and links
Although it wasn't fair
He said see you on end
Which came as some surprise
I post with neko guys
We must have chenned alone
A long long time ago

Oh no, not me
I never post Kotooo
You're face to face
With the man who made the board

I laughed and (You)'d his post
And took my 'chive back home
I searched for forum threads
For years and years, I trolled
I grazed a greenly field
At all the millions herd
We must have chenned alone
A long long time ago

Oh no, not me
I never post Kotooo
You're face to face
With the man who made the board
Oh no, not me
I never post Kotooo
You're face to face
With the man who made the board

Slavjankbros… It's up

zomg

I made a rotated version for the nekos (it might be a frame off, hopefully not, I don't remember if i fixed that bug)

Inside out and
Round and round

>>105224 #
Haha, you really like going to convetions. Are you going to Sawcon next week?

I'm going crazy but Ari looks actually asian in this tiktok, had to do a doubletake because I almost didnt recognise her, but the forced dancing gave it away.

>>105235 #
Good morning, WAKE UP ITS DA FIRST OF DA MONTH (I don't have the tok and I don't feel like searching for it though sorry)
>>105236 #
I think she put the filter up a notch or something, or maybe it's the angle, she looks very generic in a way that tiktok achieves by filtering every female face. I think the closest from that tok would be Kay (canthinky)

>>105237 #
>I don't have the tok
Here. I'm always concealed carrying a gemerald.

>>105238 #
Wait I think this tok is very similar to another tok I have lemme find it… Oh here it is…

>>105240 #
NAURWAY LEMME SHOW YOU SOMETHING BUDDY
SEVEN HUNDRED TWENTY PEE

I gotta go out to do stuff IRL but here's another classic for the nekos, I'll be back

>>105244 #
sleep tight neko, have fun going outside

NEKKA HEIL THINKLER

>>105237 #
>Kay
We love Canchinky

My extension broke weeks ago so I can't check location, but this is the only RU account I can remember.
>>105251 #
On one hand I knew it was blocked, that's why we have yappy, but on the other one everytime I see a nonsense russiantok with million of likes and thousand of cyrillic comments I just don't believe everyone in Russia is computer literate enough to know how to use vpn's

>>105252 #
>but this is the only RU account I can remember.
tikwm shows location if you click any of their toks, the fu you just posted got region: NL for example
>I just don't believe everyone in Russia is computer literate enough to know how to use vpn's
Well not everyone that's for sure but when your gov does dumbass stuff like blocking most social media it gets around and the knowledge spreads much more easily. Also it's financially beneficial to be able to set up a vpn for someone, it creates a new market (that doesn't really produce anything tbh)
I could check with a grep if anyone ever in my list of fus had region: RU, it'll just take a minute

>>105252 #
Found one, and no suprise she hasn't posted since 2022 as in the time that russians semi-banned tiktok. The rest of the gang that you'd expect like 10letters, yakorka, tsukidess, dei I think all of them are on some kind of VPN

>>105257 #
Well they can upload, they just cannot do it on a russian IP, here's the last tiktok yakorka sent on RU location and then switched to US
>>105258 #
Oh no he's gonna start posting rotated poos HIDE LAYLAYS HIDE

And this is the one that tsukidess uploaded on a russian IP, both pretty close together and both have a significant gap afterwards. I don't download a lot of rusfus though so I can't tell if it's the same for all of them

Tsukidess, my russian therian queen 🤩

>>105262 #
If that's true cow come you don't post her more huh?

i used to work with a guy from Myanmar (Burma) and he didn't wear deodorant so he was often quite smelly
he also said very many racist things about black people

>you're teenagers
What did the twenty something year old hags mean by this?

good morning to the nekos, gained weight last week, it's severely over, I can't even cope and call it walter wait, I am now gonna starve myself for a week

>>105271 #
i also struggle with my weight neko, i feel your pain
>>105274 #
isn't it great?

New Tenshi just dropped (that's the fifth one)

>>105280 #
That's wack, I hope it gets better for you neko
>>105281 #
Well it depends on you situation but uhhhh, just mull it over a little first I guess. You probably don't need the muns since you've said so yourself but it's always better to have them and you never know.
>>105282 #
I might be poland stronk but I will not claim this one. This is like chinsu level clapped except there's no funky to be seen anywhere.

>>105283 #
The fourth Tenshi is even more clapped (it's an account that reposts old Crimmytoks)

>>105284 #
>old Crimmytoks
Imagine catfishing with crimmy… The desperation hits different right there.
Also I saw that ryo clone I think you posted? Anyway she looks kinda cute I think, well except for being kinda fat which makes it sad

>>105285 #
Right, why would someone catfish with old Crimmy when new Crimmy exists?

>>105286 #
She also looks better than crimmy so it's an overall upgrade (but you've got me, I don't have her scrooped) (I was thinking about it) (I'm still undecided)

>>105287 #
I unironically believe that's Crimmy. She claims she isn't, but they're both Australian, both have the same Gawr Gura poster, same FBI hate, both moots with Kay

>>105288 #
>spoiler
NOT ANYMORE heeeheeeee
Anyway does the age fit? What would Crimmy be now? I think 17-18 like K I think since they were peers after all. Though I just think they're very similar face-wise but not the same, the resemblance is kind of uncanny.

>>105289 #
I was not invested enough to know if they were from the same class, let alone same school. All I know is they went to a con together or something like that.

>>105290 #
Tbh the only thing I know about them is that they met, that's pretty much all I'm basing it on as in since they met and were talking on streams and stuff they probably were peers or very close. Anyway it would be an insane glowup if it was crimmy face wise I dunno, it just seems pretty much impossible.

here's a new mid I just mined, in beautiful SD quality I will look up a tutorial on how to use ytdlp eventually I swear
>>105283 #
>mull it over a little first
I shall, but I think I'm really into the idea of having 2 months of freedom between working a soul crushing job and starting back at uni. imagine the amount of pullups I'll be able to do if I trained 5 hours a day for 2 months???

>>105293 #
>attachment
heh, way ahead of you buddy
>spoiler
you'd have better experience just letting that python awemer rip honestly, I've added a bunch of code and stuff and I still use it anyway because I am way too lazy to edit my code at this point
>imagine the amount of pullups I'll be able to do if I trained 5 hours a day for 2 months
Like 2? I don't want to be mean but honestly training 5 hours a day or 1 hour a day will not change much, you'd need at least 1-2 days of rest between
workouts so you wouldn't hit too many, probably like 4x5 at best

>>105296 #
there was an error for the latest acid tok from 45 minutes ago but the 4 hour old one worked, thank you Burma, didnt know this site existed!
>>105294 #
>Like 2?
That will still be 2 more than I can currently do :P

>>105296 #
>I haven't scrooped anyone new since the sdpocalypse, these are all from doomscrolling.
I'm not sure I did either, I just steal fus most of the time anyway lmao. Either way I don't have a lot of scroops, well it's a lot in comparison to "a few" but it's in like maybe 50 folders range at best (that I actually update).
>>105297 #
the error is most of the time because you're the first one trying to get it and the site is well, temperamental
>That will still be 2 more than I can currently do :P
that's why I've said 2, since you'd have to work on your eccentrics first and it'll be hard work to break into full range of motion for you, well just like it was for me the first time I've tried pullups

>>105298 #
50 is way more than mine, and honestly I don't remember the names of 2/3 of the fus I scroop. I should clean it up one of these days.

>>105271 #
>>105299 #
That one is the best out of the last 3 (same cos)
>>105300 #
I've got like 60 folders but honestly care for 10-15.
>I don't remember the names of 2/3 of the fus I scroop
I would draw a blank there too.
>>105302 #
>5 US tokkers that I care about
Heh, you forgot about Arie, easy (it wasn't actually easy I've had to think about it for a second)

Lemme try to remember all the fus I care about funky, nemuru, arie, ari, kiqi, funky gang (so foxy, chinsu, milky), ryo, madoka, maeve, this is actually really hard to do honestly, I always let my computer do the thing if I don't remember

>>105301 #
>That one is the best out of the last 3 (same cos)
There will be dozens more toks of that cos if the world is good. Her uni year should be finished, or finishing up now, so I'm expecting new toks daily, new cosplays every few weeks, that is a simple and small demand that surely will come true

>>105302 #
>US
All the dancefus are American :)

>>105304 #
>All the dancefus are American
100% false (yao falsa)

>>105314 #
I'm a proud scrooper of ZERO Dutchfus

>>105315 #
And you have zero kino toks like this one.
Also I've checked my list and I forgot about susu, acid, shrivix, yumenikki and the most important emory and canthinky HAHA GOT YOU

Chat is this real

>>105315 #
we love the dutch here buddy, posting the best dutchie