「/neko/ #24 - Burma edition」
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Rules:
1. No lewding minors
2. No personal contact with any tokkers
3. No doxx
4. No chen usage
5. No skipping meds
6. lurk moar
last thread:
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>>105027 #
>makes new thread past midnight so nobody posts in it
>doesn't even change the rules
this neko a real lazy bum that's what he is
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>>105028 #
Was waiting for first post to be taken so I can write my exciting blogpost
HOLY FUCK I AM LIVEPOSTING IN REAL TIME IT'S A NEW WORLD
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>>105029 #
livepost this: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕genuinely it already pisses me off because emoji picker doesn't work for some reason and I have managed to paste in a tok by accident instead of emoji
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nothing but gemerald toks on BurmaTV, you love to see it
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>>105032 #
what I will do is go to sleep, have fun with your board buddy because I am NOT staying up late
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goodnight to the Burmas
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good morning to the Burmas
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>>105042 #
>says good morning to the Burmas first
I see how it freaking is buddy I see…
We will be beefing…
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>>105043 #
I'm not a huge beef fan, could we be chickening instead? I like chicken more, unpopular opinion but chicken is more versatile than beef.
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Lmao, bubs has a custom ID pretty much since their account is dating back to musically.
https://www.tiktok.com/@267473282218487808
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>>105049 #
Sorry, I don't understand portugese either. Anyway shrivix must've else lost wait or she's not as fat as I thought, she looks… okay-ish here. Like it's obviously not some peak body shape or something but it's not what I'd call too fat.
>>105050 #
FACT: Shrivix has never been fat.
Okay, maybe she was a bit bigger like a year ago. She's just short with huge tits, that doesn't make her obese.
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>>105051 #
>Okay, maybe she was a bit bigger like a year ago
I have no idea, I tried to find another tok but at this point maybe I just hallucinated it? Anyway she looks fine now.
>>105052 #
>proportionally just a little bit higher on the bf%
Yea that's also what I would measure her as in comparison to me. But also women have a little different fat storage so it's hard to say.
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Tok related is probably the biggest she's ever been, but it's also a FAKE BODY, so we cannot say that is what she actually looked like, we don't know the truth
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>>105055 #
AWOOOOOOOGA
I mean haha what a Fake Body, who would ever get baited by that obvious fake haha.Look at Arie go, this tok is very funny :D
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Everyone ITT is in violation of rule 4, prepare to be banned
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Noooooo it rendered in some stupid resolution… It's over… (this is the first time I'm using this editor)
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Now it's good, pretend that I didn't failpost pls 🥺
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bought a game on steam that'll be good to stream
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why is it burma news
#claude Give me the most up to date news about BurmaHere is a brief update on Burma (Myanmar): Fighting continues between the military junta and various resistance forces across the country. There are reports of intensified conflict in some regions, leading to displacement of civilians. The humanitarian situation remains challenging with many people needing aid. Political tensions persist as the junta maintains control while opposition groups seek change.
dang, hope they make it out safe
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noooooooooooooooooooo we hate the the Karens…
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What Shrivix merch do we want chat?
I'm gonna get the body pillow :)
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>bought some ice cream for myself earlier
>not even 6 hours later and it's already been taken out of the freezer and eaten by someone else
fucking hate it here, uncivilized cunts, got to label everything I buy that its mine, and even then it still gets eaten half the time
Emiru (and the other streamers of OTK that nobody cares about) is in bbno$'s new music video, the song fucking sucks, but she looks cute dressed as a medieval elf girl
[YouTube] ???
warning: the song is really fucking bad
>>105078 #
I am sorry for your loss neko ;_;
>>105079 #
I have played it muted and it actually sounds pretty good in my head, like I can imagine some generic song that doesn't sound like shit instead of whatever it is probably
>that disclaimer
That's pretty funny, the funnies part is there's like 30+ people in the song so who tf would think he's "supporting their ethical beliefs" or whatever
AND he also censored them out of the video hahahahaha, that's why there are such glaring strange "masks" in some shots
>>105081 #
Asmonbaldbros... how can we recover from this one?
mizkif is accused of sexually assaulting someone, but he's still in the video btw, and emiru is accused of not being my wife which is a terrible crime
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>>105082 #
Oh it's asmongold, I mean bbno$ seems to be doing the disingenuous performative kind of a thing so I guess there's a way he could've not known
>emiru is accused
What about abusing bonbichka? Will anyone consider the allegations? Will she be ever brought to trial over those heinous crimes? Find out when bbno$ dispenses justice by putting a funny mask over her in that video next time
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<streamerneko
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izzysisters... its up
>>105086 #
https://tikwm.com/originalDownloader.html
It's pretty wonky but it's better than nothing
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Didn't work with any of my good toks :(
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Also by wonky I mean it sometimes gets the requests lost, if you don't get a tok returned you should try a minute later and it'll probably work.
It's hosted on tikwms cdn so he has to download the tok and get the link and all that jazz.
>@chinsu.cosplay
I see nekomin has been doing some magic because that tok is long gone along with most of her account. I was thinking it was strange that the @s are there for most videos since fus tend to delete.
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How much do you reckon it'd cost to hire some third worlder to write the tokid of everything on my folder since the 12th into the new TikWM bumsding
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How much do you reckon it'd cost to hire some third worldler to redeem the new awemer to my computer
Also I was here in tok related last tuesday but didn't take a photo because I'm not clairvoyant
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>>105105 #
To może lepiej jak będę po polsku do Ciebie mówił co? XD
Na pewno używanie translatora będzie milsze :D
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dobre dzien to the nekos
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>moorneko
posts brazilians
>angloneko
posts a brazilian
>slavneko
posts a brazilian
>meneko
posts a brazilian
its unprecedented how hard brazil and its tokfus has managed to ravage a population of nekos. truly the next global cultural imperialist powerhouse superpower.
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>>105114 #
Brazil Supernekopower by 2020, you just haven't yet seen what has been going on behind the curtain.
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>>105113 #
Whomever recommended Maeve to me is to blame, she cute, despite being from the City of God
Ugh, I've got a pimple growing on my chin… I hate my life and I want to die, I ain't got no iPhone
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burmas be like: i am intelligent and chadly thats why i post on /burmanews/
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TURN ON CNN, INDIA JUST LAUNCHED A NUKE AT BURMA
+2 fuck you buddy, reminded me of the dumb airplane joke
#claude come up with a cute nickname for the burmese people that you can say to a friend as a pet-name or nickname or something of the sort.Creating nicknames for ethnic groups can be tricky and sometimes offensive, even if meant kindly between friends. It's generally better to use names or specific qualities that are unique to your friend rather than basing a nickname on their ethnicity.
#claude come up with a cute nickname for my friend who is burmese that you can say to a friend as a pet-name or nickname or something of the sort. make it endearingHere are a couple of options: * Shwe Lay (means little precious/gold) * Lay Lay (a general endearment particle added to names)
>Shwe Lay
>Lay Lay
need it or keep it?those fucking suck
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>>105117 #
>find bonbon twin (singular)
>find maeve
>find madoka
call me Pedro Álvares Cabral because I am discovering gems and riches on a distant continentif this was the cave, I would remove the D in Pedro for the jokes
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>>105129 #
you can call me Cabra because I AM THE GOAT
>>105131 #
wait I fucked up I meant the the R
peroooooooo
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can you shwe lays go back to endchan? you are NOT welcome here on /burmanews/
#claude generate me a slur (non-racist, non-bigoted and non-phobic) that I can call someone who just told me to go awayNumpty
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>>105136 #
heh, claude knew.
#claude generate me a truth so hard to swallow in today's society that it could metaphorically be referred to a truth nuke due to how much destruction it could cause on the psycheIndividual success is often more a product of inherited circumstance, luck, and existing power structures than pure merit or hard work.
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CLAUDE GENERATE ME A WAY TO SHUT UP MY NEIGHBOUR'S ANNOYING YAPPING FUCKING DOG
>>105139 #
| Dog poison disguised in dog treats can be an effective, yet cheeky way to make problems go away
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Breaking Burma News: Lucas is hot.
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laylays? its up
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I get to post the new Acid :P
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who will get the honour of making the first ever laylay parody
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listenin to weezer again....
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what the hecko is a rayray audio (I dont watch toks)
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today's reading material is 'UN warns of ‘catastrophic’ human rights crisis in Myanmar as violence and economic collapse deepen' (UN News, 26/05/25)
https://news.un.org/en/story/2025/05/1163706
#claude if I am a part of an imaginary faction called Lay Lay (also Shwe Lay) and I need to come up with a name for our opponent faction and also a slur for these people (keep in mind, it's an imaginary setting for a board game), generate me a name for said enemies and also a slur I can call them in battleOpponent Faction Name: The Bolgar Slur: Bolgar Blight
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holy shit why did claude have to use the hard R like t hat
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>>105156 #
I actually went ahead and found second one just for you neko. I knew Arie had one but I would take an eternity to find this one.
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>>105157 #
> In Rakhine, the Arakan Army seized control of most of the state, displacing tens of thousands, while Rohingya civilians were caught between warring factions, facing killings, torture, arbitrary arrests and widespread destruction of villages.
Enjoying these Burmese faction names.
>Boggers
Claude literally can't compete with burmese excellence
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What's with these Boggers dissing my 'fu?
Why do they have to front?
Oh no, I got too involved in the tikwm stuff and I just remembered about that backdating yt-dlp downloading better quality videos thing.
Arie has that too. For probably like thousands of videos…
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wagwan laylays
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Yeap, literally over 2k toks to redownload. Have you looked at Boni resident BP (Boggar Poster)?
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I get to post the best Acid tok of the last 24 days :P
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Wtf, boni is cheating, I've got her old toks in 720p HEVC or h264 for some reason
>>105175 #
Look at this one, if I got that id from pretty much any other tokker I would have SD version 576p for sure since I wasn't even scraping 3 years ago
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>>105176 #
Well yea you probably have the same toks but I'm saying that they're in original quality available or were available for a really long time, guess at least you don't have to worry about missing anything now.
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>>105178 #
Not normal for any regular account, for example this one was always available in SD only since I started scraping and like 99% of the toks below that ID
Generally the HD versions get zoinked after a month or 2.
>>105179 #
thats weird
back where I'm from, the only sd toks you got were the ones below 689xxx (I think) and then the odd toks after that
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>>105180 #
It's much easier for me to see that with granularity on my acid archive for example, this one I've had only in SD till very recently, which means tikwm always responded with SD version.
Basically it's case by case basis since some accounts seem to have HDs available for longer but most of them don't, funky also has had all the toks before 7257738474412068142 in SD
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I am done with toks
Time to get really into origami or stamp collecting
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>>105183 #
I don't, I just check against what yt-dlp returns now and sometimes it returns low-bitrate HD for old toks that I have had always in SD, which sometimes might be comparable to SD but sometimes it's actually better.
I was trying to find a 1080p but here's 720p that I've only got in 576p before recent changes
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Fact: they're only "increasing" the frame size of bad toks in order to reduce the midfus per pixel ratio.
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>>105185 #
I'm not even 100% sure they've done that recently but I have discovered that recently. It would be strange though that literally noone noticed it for 1.5 years that yt-dlp returns better quality than tikwm sometimes. And I've used yt-dlp before too, not that I can remember exactly what it returned but I think I also would've noticed that it sometimes returns better quality on older toks.
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>>105188 #
very weird any which way
If I cared I would go through all my ~sd toks and yt-dlp them to fish for higher resolutions but I also only post the same 5 toks
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>>105189 #
Well, I've found out that I've got some new bugs/old bugs that I haven't caught yet but so far the only boni that I've found that wasn't in better quality already on my PC is this
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>>105192 #
I'll zip them up for you well, "asap" because I'm kinda lazy and it's very annoying that it bugged so I'll have to do more stuff, but I think all of those are the old duets
Maybe like 10 of them or so, maybe even less
>>105192 #
https://gofile.io/d/3isps8
I didn't want to overestimate but actually there's more than 10, even a few normal as in non-duet toks.
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>>105194 #
>>105195 #
I'm gonna have to say it because nobody else will.
Here goes.her old toks are MID
im eating ice cream and drinking water ww@ lay lays post up
>>105196 #
They are kinda wack, I sent them to you mostly because I feel like you'd have some FOMO for those but I've watched parts of every single one (because I've had to check every single one since my script crapped out) and they were… Well a few at least are decent.
>eating ice cream and drinking water
He's gonna get fat 100%
I've just had a short sleep paralysis where I woke up in my room and in panic was opening my window just to catch some breath of fresh air, funny that it was this involved
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Boycos enjoyers?
girlcos enjoyers?
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>>105197 #
the only thing I got was a sugar crash, fell asleep like 15 minutes later and slept for 40 minutes with the sun shining on my face
>cousin (the idk-gender situation one) posted a story saying "girlies united again" and its the 3 most gender non-descript people Ive seen in a long time. one I even think mightve just been a guy
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Who was the genius that thought a nine letter long board name was a good idea
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[YouTube] ???
With patreon packs to share
We spoke of rares and links
Although it wasn't fair
He said see you on end
Which came as some surprise
I post with neko guys
We must have chenned alone
A long long time ago
Oh no, not me
I never post Kotooo
You're face to face
With the man who made the board
I laughed and (You)'d his post
And took my 'chive back home
I searched for forum threads
For years and years, I trolled
I grazed a greenly field
At all the millions herd
We must have chenned alone
A long long time ago
Oh no, not me
I never post Kotooo
You're face to face
With the man who made the board
Oh no, not me
I never post Kotooo
You're face to face
With the man who made the board
oh no
not mee
I never post kotoooo
+2, eric post, going in the book of Burmese Posts
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Slavjankbros… It's up
Good morning to the nekos, I'm on the bus :]
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zomg
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I made a rotated version for the nekos (it might be a frame off, hopefully not, I don't remember if i fixed that bug)
>adds one single line of code to the tok
>multiplies its file size by 7x
Good job neko
Upside down
Boy you turn me
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Inside out and
Round and round
Home from BGCcon
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GOOD MORNING TO THE NEKOS, LIFE IS WONDERFUL THIS JUNE, HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE A GREAT DAY, OVER HERE ITS HOT AS FRICK, IM SWEATING LIKE A DOG IN SEPTEMBER
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I'm going crazy but Ari looks actually asian in this tiktok, had to do a doubletake because I almost didnt recognise her, but the forced dancing gave it away.
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>>105235 #
Good morning, WAKE UP ITS DA FIRST OF DA MONTH (I don't have the tok and I don't feel like searching for it though sorry)
>>105236 #
I think she put the filter up a notch or something, or maybe it's the angle, she looks very generic in a way that tiktok achieves by filtering every female face. I think the closest from that tok would be Kay (canthinky)
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DOYOULOVETHEWAYIDOWHENIMLOVINGYOUBETTER
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I gotta go out to do stuff IRL but here's another classic for the nekos, I'll be back
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>>105246 #
>region: FR
>ethnicity: mongolian or chinese or w/e
>language: russian
Wtf is even going on, I am genuinely confused.
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>>105247 #
I don't know what's happening over there, but I can only think of a single russianfu that has RU as region, almost all of them have DE or NL
Nvm, I just looked it up and it is blocked along with the other social media, or rather partially blocked, guess they have to use VPN to even get on.
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My extension broke weeks ago so I can't check location, but this is the only RU account I can remember.
>>105251 #
On one hand I knew it was blocked, that's why we have yappy, but on the other one everytime I see a nonsense russiantok with million of likes and thousand of cyrillic comments I just don't believe everyone in Russia is computer literate enough to know how to use vpn's
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>>105252 #
>but this is the only RU account I can remember.
tikwm shows location if you click any of their toks, the fu you just posted got region: NL for example
>I just don't believe everyone in Russia is computer literate enough to know how to use vpn's
Well not everyone that's for sure but when your gov does dumbass stuff like blocking most social media it gets around and the knowledge spreads much more easily. Also it's financially beneficial to be able to set up a vpn for someone, it creates a new market (that doesn't really produce anything tbh)
I could check with a grep if anyone ever in my list of fus had region: RU, it'll just take a minute
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>>105252 #
Found one, and no suprise she hasn't posted since 2022 as in the time that russians semi-banned tiktok. The rest of the gang that you'd expect like 10letters, yakorka, tsukidess, dei I think all of them are on some kind of VPN
>>105253 #
>the fu you just posted got region: NL for example
I'm very sure that her main account showed NL and the alt one I posted had RU
>>105254 #
zomg I remember her from /pol/
>>105255 #
>from /pol/
XDDDDD
She was first posted on /ttg/ btw, well maybe on the russian 2ch or whatever it's called but I remember that exact tok being posted like 6 years ago.
>the alt one I posted had RU
Doesn't anymore, probably changed the location or the location auto-changed when she logged through vpn. No wonder there's less rusfus though, I totally forgor they banned most social media.
>>105256 #
My extension only broke 2 weeks ago, so she surely was still RU back then.
And I still get plenty russianfus on my fyp. And therians. Russian therians maybe too?
>>105254 #
actual classic tok full of sovl, modern tiktok could never make something this good. I LOVE RUSSIA. I LOVE PUTIN. I HATE UKRAINE NOW.
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And this is the one that tsukidess uploaded on a russian IP, both pretty close together and both have a significant gap afterwards. I don't download a lot of rusfus though so I can't tell if it's the same for all of them
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Tsukidess, my russian therian queen 🤩
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>no posts in nearly 12 hours
all the burmas are out getting laid???
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i used to work with a guy from Myanmar (Burma) and he didn't wear deodorant so he was often quite smelly
he also said very many racist things about black people
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>you're teenagers
What did the twenty something year old hags mean by this?
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good morning to the nekos, gained weight last week, it's severely over, I can't even cope and call it walter wait, I am now gonna starve myself for a week
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>even more roadworks on my commute
actually fucking eric, I love a 50 minute commute being an hour and 40 because of delays abd redirects
>>105280 #
really strongly considering quitting my job at the end of the month. 5 hours a day when you account for the commute, 25 a week, roughly 115 a month, if i worked 2 more months id get £1500. 230 hours for 1500 is actually almost half the minimum wage.
Id be able to more reliably meetup with friends or play games online with them over the week.
Then I have to consider what would I even do with the money, upgrade my pc? ehh, dont need to.
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New Tenshi just dropped (that's the fifth one)
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>>105280 #
That's wack, I hope it gets better for you neko
>>105281 #
Well it depends on you situation but uhhhh, just mull it over a little first I guess. You probably don't need the muns since you've said so yourself but it's always better to have them and you never know.
>>105282 #
I might be poland stronk but I will not claim this one. This is like chinsu level clapped except there's no funky to be seen anywhere.
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>>105284 #
>old Crimmytoks
Imagine catfishing with crimmy… The desperation hits different right there.
Also I saw that ryo clone I think you posted? Anyway she looks kinda cute I think, well except for being kinda fat which makes it sad
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>>105286 #
She also looks better than crimmy so it's an overall upgrade (but you've got me, I don't have her scrooped) (I was thinking about it) (I'm still undecided)
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>>105287 #
I unironically believe that's Crimmy. She claims she isn't, but they're both Australian, both have the same Gawr Gura poster, same FBI hate,both moots with Kay
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>>105288 #
>spoiler
NOT ANYMORE heeeheeeee
Anyway does the age fit? What would Crimmy be now? I think 17-18 like K I think since they were peers after all. Though I just think they're very similar face-wise but not the same, the resemblance is kind of uncanny.
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>>105289 #
I was not invested enough to know if they were from the same class, let alone same school. All I know is they went to a con together or something like that.
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>>105290 #
Tbh the only thing I know about them is that they met, that's pretty much all I'm basing it on as in since they met and were talking on streams and stuff they probably were peers or very close. Anyway it would be an insane glowup if it was crimmy face wise I dunno, it just seems pretty much impossible.
Also how many freaking tokfus do you have, I still see new ones when you post a lot of the times… He's mid mining every day…
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here's a new mid I just mined, in beautiful SD qualityI will look up a tutorial on how to use ytdlp eventually I swear
>>105283 #
>mull it over a little first
I shall, but I think I'm really into the idea of having 2 months of freedom between working a soul crushing job and starting back at uni. imagine the amount of pullups I'll be able to do if I trained 5 hours a day for 2 months???
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>>105293 #
>attachment
heh, way ahead of you buddy
>spoiler
you'd have better experience just letting that python awemer rip honestly, I've added a bunch of code and stuff and I still use it anyway because I am way too lazy to edit my code at this point
>imagine the amount of pullups I'll be able to do if I trained 5 hours a day for 2 months
Like 2? I don't want to be mean but honestly training 5 hours a day or 1 hour a day will not change much, you'd need at least 1-2 days of rest between
workouts so you wouldn't hit too many, probably like 4x5 at best
>>105293 #
Just write the tokid here dumbass https://tikwm.com/originalDownloader.html
>>105292 #
I haven't scrooped anyone new since the sdpocalypse, these are all from doomscrolling.
Great my copy paste isn't working anymore I'll attach something later.
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>>105296 #
there was an error for the latest acid tok from 45 minutes ago but the 4 hour old one worked, thank you Burma, didnt know this site existed!
>>105294 #
>Like 2?
That will still be 2 more than I can currently do :P
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>>105296 #
>I haven't scrooped anyone new since the sdpocalypse, these are all from doomscrolling.
I'm not sure I did either, I just steal fus most of the time anyway lmao. Either way I don't have a lot of scroops, well it's a lot in comparison to "a few" but it's in like maybe 50 folders range at best (that I actually update).
>>105297 #
the error is most of the time because you're the first one trying to get it and the site is well, temperamental
>That will still be 2 more than I can currently do :P
that's why I've said 2, since you'd have to work on your eccentrics first and it'll be hard work to break into full range of motion for you, well just like it was for me the first time I've tried pullups
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>>105298 #
50 is way more than mine, and honestly I don't remember the names of 2/3 of the fus I scroop. I should clean it up one of these days.
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>>105271 #
>>105299 #
That one is the best out of the last 3 (same cos)
>>105300 #
I've got like 60 folders but honestly care for 10-15.
>I don't remember the names of 2/3 of the fus I scroop
I would draw a blank there too.
>>105302 #
>5 US tokkers that I care about
Heh, you forgot about Arie, easy (it wasn't actually easy I've had to think about it for a second)
Lemme try to remember all the fus I care aboutfunky, nemuru, arie, ari, kiqi, funky gang (so foxy, chinsu, milky), ryo, madoka, maeve, this is actually really hard to do honestly, I always let my computer do the thing if I don't remember
>>105300 #
>US
I can't even name 5 US tokkers that I care about
>Ari
>Lucas
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>105301 #
>That one is the best out of the last 3 (same cos)
There will be dozens more toks of that cos if the world is good. Her uni year should be finished, or finishing up now, so I'm expecting new toks daily, new cosplays every few weeks, that is a simple and small demand that surely will come true
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Chat is this real
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who the fuck invented staying up late? i have beef with that bogger
also who the fuck invented thinking past midnight? shit always ends up being a vibe killer
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>>105322 #
you just gotta force yourself to sleep when you find yourself stuck in your own head, its never a good thing
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>>105322 #
>who the fuck invented staying up late?
I did it (your strongest opponent)
>>105324 #
Tbh when you start sleeping off the depression that's where the worst kind of slide starts, at least caring enough to not fall asleep defeated is better.
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think I just saw boni in halfords
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yeah I'm gonna quit my job, I hate my life and I want to die, I ain't got no iphone.
4 weeks to go, yippeeee, then I'll put my month's salary on a few hands of blackjack after watching every video by stephen bridges professional AP, and I'll double, nay, triple my money.
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really cant be bothered studying for my exam
shit is so boring
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>>105334 #
sadly you have to because otherwise you'll end up like me
I found out why tf did the boni toks "bug out", she has a 720p h264 version available? This is literally insane and I have never seen that, so I never thought it would be possible
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>having to choose between studying now or being condemned to spend an eternity obsessing over pixels in 15 seconds videos
Grim
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uhhhh whoops, that's not exactly what I wanted to pastesurprise blackberry pie recipe
if neither gta 6 or witcher 4 releases next year, I have no reason to upgrade my pc until 2027 and by then my pc will be a teenager
though, it is already old enough to be a cavefu
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>>105341 #
to get a headache free experience? probably
I can afford to pay for the 1-2 games I want to play a decade if it allows me to plug-and-play
>>105342 #
>headache free experience
Oh yea I forgot modern games are like 150gb, yea I ain't playing anything that has been released in 2025 or later ever. Don't care, make the assets lighter.
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>>105343 #
I dont get the people that complain about the size a game is on the disk. Harddrives and SSDs are cheap as nuts. If you really have to buy something just to fit a game on it, that'd be like €20
>>105345 #
I dont have this problem nor saw this as a problem when I was younger. It adds to the excitement. I remember turning on the WoW installer before going to bed, waking up and seeing it like 23% done, going to school thinking about playing wow, coming back home, seeing it like 60% done and knowing Ill be able to play a bit before going to bed. that shit was rad
I know its a tiktok board but "it must be ready NOW" is a mindpoison only caused by the instant gratificationinization of modern society
>>105344 #
I have 1mbps download speed, I am not sitting there for 50 hours to download a game buddy.
>>105340 #
I could not finish GTA 4 on stream. I find GTA V to be serviceable at best. I have never finished a witcher game. I shall not buy either game.
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forsen is playing hearthstone again. my childhood joys have returned ^_^
>>105350 #
>my position is actually if the devs don't respect the space on my ssd/nvme I don't respect their game
then you wouldn't have mentioned the download speed and it taking 50 hours, rather than that 150 GB is too much space used on a harddrive that you think could be used for something else worthwhile
>>105344 #
>I dont have this problem nor saw this as a problem when I was younger. It adds to the excitement. I remember turning on the WoW installer before going to bed, waking up and seeing it like 23% done, going to school thinking about playing wow, coming back home, seeing it like 60% done and knowing Ill be able to play a bit before going to bed. that shit was rad
>I know its a tiktok board but "it must be ready NOW" is a mindpoison only caused by the instant gratificationinization of modern society
The second part is literally made up stuff that you think are my position, while my position is actually if the devs don't respect the space on my ssd/nvme I don't respect their game.
Same goes for Windows/Microshart. Same goes for literally pretty much any other software.
>>105349 #
It taking 50 hours is just funny side effect of me having a shitty internet. Anyway it's retarded amounts of data.
I have 2 TB of total storage, I just uninstall games when I stop playing them.
I just checked the list of the games released in 2024 and I'm not even interested in modern bloatware at this point, the only interesting games are smaller indies, at best I'll download Stellar Blade when shiftup decides it's done with denuvo.
Not even sour grapes, I can run probably most of them on my rig right now. Maybe some of them would run poorer than constant 60 though.
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furry nekos?
#claude what would Donald Trump's name be if he was Burmese?In Burmese naming, there are no surnames like in Western names. People often use a title like U (for men) or Daw (for women) before their given name. Based on concepts like leadership, success, or common name structures, a hypothetical name might be: U Aung U Min Thiha U Ba Gyi
what the fuck are those names claude
>>105357 #
It is literally the only game above 10gb space required that looks halfway decent to me (that has been released in the last year) (that was on this random list that I looked up)
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>>105360 #
I looked up some list too and the only game I cared about on that list was Balatro and it's a game I will never play on my own. Only experience I have with it was at my friends house since they got it for free in the playstation pass or something
The only big games I care about or have cared about in a long time will be TW4 and GTA6, hence my willingness to pay for them. Aside from that, I guess I only care about indies or perhaps WoW TBC when it re-re-releases in winter
btw that reminds me, >>35010 ➡ # MADOKA MAGICA THIS WINTER HOLY FUCK !!!!!!!!
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Midoka
>best streamer is Forsen
>best musician is Bladee
>best eurovision winner is ABBA
>best neko is Bonald
what are they putting in the water in sweden??
Sixth Tenshi on my fyp but she only posts pictures so I can't attach 🤔
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Tenshi on my fyp cosplaying some league shit
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>>105368 #
Brave enough to cos from a hentai but not enough to take da emoji off da face 🥺
>>105371 #
It's on my fyp because yesterday I liked a tsukidesstok and she's cosplaying the same thing 😊
>>105371 #
>how do YOU know its from a hentai?
we love hentai on da burma news board and we are all cultured lay lays
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Burma's favourite hentai? The coffin of Andy and Laylay
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was looking at my tok folder and saw this, reminded me of a mediocre event from last saturday, its a bgc girl classic
>at a stand that's selling some sonic merch
>point at a shadow plushie and ask her "hey whats this guy called"
>she says shadow
>I say "yeah but whats his full name"
>she says she doesnt know and who the hell remembers shadows full name
his name is shadow... the hedgehog..
>>105381 #
and the phil post of the day award goes to...
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Wasn't this guy named Shadow Raid Legends o algo
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>>105386 #
I have just duckduckgoed it and it ain't that bad, I don't think I even have the "safety" on as in it can show me full blown porn.
>Likes: Linkin Park, System of a Down, Anime Cons, watching anime
>Quote: "My minion legs won't slow me down!"
this shit is so fucking kino
My Femhodge Roommate
My Cum Inside My Little Minion, and His Friends, Too!
I'M LAUGHING AND HE HASNT EVEN FINISHED THE JOKE
>>105396 #
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1299370/Friendship_with_Benefits/
(you gotta log in to see it) (I think I've seen fwb 2 though, no idea if it's on steam)
The Older Brother Who Was Switched With His Younger Minion Sister and Deliciously Eaten Right Away
Ore no imuoto ga konna ni kawaii wake ga nai
crazy
#claude please generate me a minion OC character. Give him a name, a short backstory, describe his appearance, give me his battle stats and his unique weapon and magical power. I am burmese btwHere is your Minion OC: Name: Pip Backstory: Pip was always more interested in tinkering than following orders. One day, while messing with Professor Nefario's discarded inventions, he accidentally fused himself with a weird energy source, gaining strange abilities. Appearance: * One eye * Slightly shorter than average Minion * Messy, spiky hair * Wears slightly oversized goggles Battle Stats: * Strength: 3 * Agility: 7 * Luck: 8 * Tinkering Skill: 9 Unique Weapon: The Poultry Pummelizer (a large, squeaky rubber chicken used for whacking). Magical Power: Banana Transmutation (can temporarily turn small non-living objects into bananas).
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so basically, the atoms in your body just turned into BANANAS and like you are totally boned.
you'll remain part nanner for the next 8 minutes. Have fun
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Freaking lanklets...
slash me death barrage slice and dices your legs with my minionmune
Heh, that was easy...
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There's an actual neko conspiracy against me, when I'm here staring at the board, there are no liveposts, when I step away to make myself a hot choccy, there are 20 posts and a funny claude post (first in history)
OH LOOK EVERYONE STOPPED LIVEPOSTING BECAUSE I'M BACK, YEAH I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING IN THE DISCORD
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>>105411 #
here's a cute arie for you to soothe your paranoia
okay now im actually going to sleep FUCK YOIU YES YOU SPECIFICALLY 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
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>dance due for sports class in 20 minutes
>I haven't even started
OH NO, TEACHER IS GONNA FREAK
>>105413 #
I love this tigtog audio, I used to post a kirbles that had this audio all the time like 5 years ago
>you now remember kirbles the midgehog
only thing solid I've eaten today is five (5) squares of chocolate, which totals to about 240 kcal
aside from that I've had about a litre of milk (600 kcal) and then some tea (idk maybe 150 kcal from the sugar (milk in tea included in the past calculation)
think I'm gonna do the same tomorrow
WAIT ✋🏻
don't touch me there
this is
my no no square
+2 holy kino song
just saw someone refer to western women in japan as "quite desperate since japanese men cant handle the BWV" xddddddd it must be the first time I've seen someone make that acronym
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goodnight to the nekos, sleep well (I am practising positivity)
saw someone post this and man... it's not funny anymore
you can still tell that it's off but.... bros, idk how much longer it'll be obvious like this [YouTube] ???
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I never forget to say good morning to all the nekos! Even the funky ones (which doesnt includes me) (it's okay thought) (we're all gonna make it)
Yes I am a cuck I like when nekos copy my posts
>>105436 #
https://www.wheresyoured.at/the-era-of-the-business-idiot/ I wonder if you could weigh in and tell me if the paragraph above the one that starts with "The UK has never been an egalitarian society." is true? It's kind of interesting since I'm about as badly educated on UK's history as it gets tbh
Also you can read however much of it you want, though it might be pretty dry
>>105439 #
It's apparently a 50 minute read so I'll get around to it after my coffee, but I've read the chapter you said and the two following it, it's pretty much spot on. We have had an issue where our top politicians primarily come from the same schools and mostly attend the same couple of universities, the vast majority never work a 'real' job in their lives, they do some nothing burger role in the family business for a few years, or end up working straight in politics and then get elected a few years down the line.
I think the point about thatcher pushing us towards individualism is also quite interesting because whilst true, the upper class still band together, they've still got a shared culture, it's just the proles that have lost their traditional community spaces.
>>105441 #
>It's apparently a 50 minute read
Yea I don't expect anyone here to read it all tbh, I was just interested since the guy might be fibbing since he's got an obvious left leaning bias, in general having any bias means you might be fibbing, not that I meant that it's just the left leaning people do that.
Tbh when I think about it having cambridge and oxford and them being literally world famous would make it so that most of the political class would be from there.
We don't have anything like that here but career politicians are definitely a thing.
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I don't read anything that doesn't have a <15 seconds video next to it
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>>105443 #
Now that you've reminded me, does that mean that you love the new feature tiktok added where the AI yaps some slop when you click that AI thing on the description?
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>>105446 #
I swear to God it was there like a month or 2 ago but it's not there anymore lol
Actually the UI was completely different too, now it shows me the old UI but I was looking in one of the chrome based browsers and it was showing me some kind of new UI where it was kind of like if you transparency overlayed the youtube shorts ui onto the user page or something. Anyway there was a thing right below the description where you could click for the "AI generated description" and it would sloppa it up with literally no context on the basis of whatever it was basing it on since it made 0 sense honestly.
Anyway I will be scrooping that czech thank you very much (grabs your tokfu)
>>105442 #
You might have a political class, in the UK we have a political class. Heredditary lordships are a thing, admittedly the number has shrunk in the last century but there are still people in the house of lords (the upper chamber of parliament) that have their position because of birth. The Church of England also holds a certain number of seats in the lords, prime ministers on a yearly basis hand out lordships to friends and allies. Corruption is insanely rife. There's quite a few MPs in the house of commons that hold their seat because their dad was the MP of the area for 40 years, effectively making some parliamentary areas Heredditary too.
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old nekos remember the red dead redemption 2 RP server
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>>105447 #
>Anyway I will be scrooping that czech thank you very much
And that's how my furry masterplan comes forth nya-ha-ha
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>>105448 #
Different country different problem I guess, though it's funny, on my end we've got old communist families that still have a lot of influence because of the "peaceful transition of power", though that also slowly gets eroded over time.
>>105450 #
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I GOT BAITED BY THE FURRYNEKO AGAIN ;_;
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I'm bored ahhhhh there's no games, no toks, theres not even any neko socks
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>>105453 #
I am NOT a furry, on the human-furry scale chart the highest I'd go is like a 2/5
>>105454 #
I refuse to invest because I know I'm an idiot
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>>105455 #
>on the human-furry scale chart the highest I'd go is like a 2/5
I've got good news for you buddy, they're all human ponies, basically colored anime girls with like at best a horn on their head :D (I have no idea what the actual term is but I know there's one)
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paper wigs are so cool
paying 90 dollarydoos to get a temu wig shipped from china is NOT cool
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They're nice but then you've got a paper wig that you cannot do a lot of movement with or it'll crumble into dust, I have some experience with arts and crafts and believe me it's all not so rosy.
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>>105460 #
>I have some experience with arts and crafts
*smooths back hair and wipes dog hairs off shirt*
Well hello hello, I didn't know a LADY posted on Burma News, how you doing sweetheart?
>>105462 #
is that the sequel to Ergo Proxy?
woke up 9 am
snoozed until now
The neko above me is a snoozer.
The neko below me likes weezer.
>>105466 #
haha you like weezer now, gottemyeah I really should get make to my metalworking, I'll put on a youtube video and do that
>>105471 #
ok, post it now because you will purposely not post it later, stating that you "forgot to"
>>105473 #
you yourself brought up the idea of taking a picture of it and also, usually assault is not a countable noun
ive never heard "an assault" be used
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megu tv needs to be reconfigured to only show burmese 'fus.
too much tadpole cross-contamination atm
>>105479 #
It already only posts toks from this board, Burma Megu would only have tadpole toks if (You) are posting tadpole toks
HIGHER CHEAPER SO YOU CAN SEE
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>>105480 #
that can't possibly be true
I have just saved down this tok from megu, and yet it has never been posted in this thread
you look real silly now mister
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>>105483 #
this epic troll would work on a board that has more than a single thread, I can easily just scroooooooooooooll and find the tok in question. An emory tok popped up on Burma Megu and I found the offending culprit that tainted the genepool and banned his ass
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👈 Reposted from LayLayTV
FINALLY A TOK POSTED BY ME
>>105485 #
another epic lie that I got got on, I don't have hide deleted posts on and I thought that maybe I missed it but I just scrolled through the whole thread and there ain't no bins
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been too sunny recently.
the pretty girls are coming out with their arms and legs uncovered, causing me much consternation.
return to rainy days
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>>105476 #
worked on it a bit more, it's now approximately 1.5 mangas long.
I know the guy I watched interlinked them in rows, which I need to start doing, and I've tried to do on practice lines but his rings were a lot bigger and he had a setup to hold the chain up whereas I've not got that so the adding depth is hard, very fiddly. It's pretty easy to just add one ring to another, or add a chain of rings to the end of another, but weaving them is difficult when it's this small, I'm using a lot of pins just to remember what should be where and thats only to add an extra line. Didn't take a picture of my practice stuff but just imagine 3 tiny blocks of cells interlinked
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>open megutv
>boni boni bonbi
>open laylaytv
>boni boni boni
I hate this place
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>high street has a greggs, a chippy, and a william hill
what more can a man need?
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stood up from sitting on the loo and almost passed out
maybe this "try not to eat food challenge" isnt that healthy
>>105498 #
I've had the same thing yesterday tbh, even though I think I eat at about maintenance. I just got up from my computor like always and literally lost vision because of lack of blood in my upper brain area.
>>105499 #
>spoiler
Yea I knew you're gonna say that.
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>pour myself a cup of tea and then pour a glass of milk on the side to make carrying the tea downstairs without spilling it easier
>end up drinking all of the milk without thinking that I needed it for the tea
there goes another 60 kcal in my daily intake...
>>105500 #
>lack of blood in my upper brain area
naurrr chicken leg laylay doesnt have enough muscles to pump blood up to his brain
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>>105501 #
>naurrr chicken leg laylay doesnt have enough muscles to pump blood up to his brain
shut the frick up you genetic t-rex freak, it's not normal to have 3 standard devations above the regular ankle size buddy
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Paging computerneko, is the TikWM download private profile bumsding also not working for you or am I fricking stupid??!?!?!?
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>>105502 #
my fucking MASSIVE legs are just proof that I am of more working class stock than you are, buddy. I was BORN a proletariat. I was BORN to work for someone else's profit. You middle classerners don't know what being a genetic FREAK at working hard means. I was BORN to toll the fields whilst you sit at home learning how to "read."
PANSY.
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>>105503 #
I don't have access to any private profiles, sorry, but as far as I know it just don't work now.
>>105504 #
Yet you are the one that will finish his law "education" and I'm the one having multiple years experience in the lowest class of proletariat kind of jobs. Really makes you think…
>>105505 #
>but as far as I know it just don't work now
It can't be, the guy updated the how-to-get guide TODAY, so it has to work.
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>>105505 #
You are just appropriating my culture whilst I am learning the methods of my enemy, so that I can further drive the class war towards victory for my kind. I will shape the law to be beneficial to the working man. The genetically working man. None of you tall, skimpy, lanklet skeleton types with thin ankles and narrow thighs or thigh gaps will have a place in my blue collar paradise.
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>>105494 #
My attempt at putting in a 1-4 weave I just don't think is feasible with the size of the rings and the working situation I have. pic related, the first ring I try to weave in, it's just too difficult to pull off whilst also keeping the different chains seperated because if they all get muddled up I'll fuck up the weave. Maybe my mistake is trying to weave together two chains rather than building a second chain off the first with the weave, I'll try that, but if it's still too hard with the ring size I'll find something else to do with these tiny rings.
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>>105506 #
I dunno what exactly are you talking about but the newest python awemer from da cave uses the same endpoint as https://tikwm.com/originalDownloader.html this site does (just circumventing the need for loading the page with a browser) and same probably goes for the browser extension but I have not checked the code there.
I would just use yt-dlp (or it's equivalent in whichever software you use) with cookies for the time being.
>>105507 #
Yea yea, no working class job = you're a larper. Me having a working class job = I am a prole unironically.
>>105508 #
I hope you do well my laylay, it looks nice and I think you're gonna be able to do it you just need some experience :D
>>105509 #
>no working class job = you're a larper
I am so working class that I am not working at all. I simply refuse to fulfill my genetic destiny of earning my boss a dollar just so I can make a dime. I followed destiny into getting a forklift license but now I have stopped. I will not work until I get my rightfully due field and farm that I can sow and toll until I grow old.
I cast Banana Transmutation on your hair follicles #d20 (9)
>>105510 #
>I cast Banana Transmutation on your hair follicles
Nice try but there ain't nothing to transmute, so it's DC infinity.
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>>105514 #
it doesnt? have no idea how that stuff works. ive only seen those reddit progress pics of people that get on it and magically grow beards and shit
theres this one asian guy who was top upvoted I think who went from baby faced to mongolian steppe warrior. lemme find the pic
>pinoy
THE MOST POWERFUL RACE HAHAHAHHASHHAA HE IS SO FUCKING COOL
>>105515 #
it kind of works but as far as I know if you're like completely bald it won't do shit, you can maybe activate some weak follicles or get the follicles that have shitty weak hair to grow stronger but genuinely if you're total bald, or like lost hair on your scalp due to norwood it will just at best stop the degeneration
I've got some hair on my face for example that would probably be able to grow better with mino+fina since it's almost see-through and very weak, that would be the hair it works on.
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I read yesterday on the computer that minoxidil is deadly toxic to cats :|
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>you are an asiatic keep guardsman and you see this guy and his 50 identical bretheren ride up from the other side of the steppe
wwyd
ngl I almost want to get on minox just to grow a beard
>>105521 #
I'm the opposite, I wish I grew no facial hair at all, the little amounts I do grow is just inconvenient, I've got to shave every day or I look like a mong but I cannot into full beard.
>>105522 #
just get that laser treatment that women do to stop growing mustaches and dont forget to laser your arms and legs so you can look more feminine, TWERP
you are lucky this time.
>>105527 #
given that I needed a 20 to turn you into a WOMAN and I didnt get a 20, I assumed that you would be happy with these results and thus deemed you lucky. If you rather aim to say that you were unlucky... 😳👉👈
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change your main, get a haircut, move to skegness
It's too fucking small for the 1-4 weave, even starting with a fresh line and trying to add onto it, after a few extra links it just becomes too condensed and messi, It's argentinian slop and the falklands will always be british, I need to figure out something I can make solely with lines.
forgot to bring my milk glass upstairs so I carried the milk for my teain my mouth
>>105534 #
just buy bigger rings, you've known of this problem for 13 years already neko
how much do the rings cost?
>>105536 #
he'll get that chopped at the doc's by the time its finished anyway, no harm no foul its a homerun
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D-D-D-D.Va is the female version of a hamster
Of a hamster, of a-of a hamster
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>>105538 #
that's not how the lyrics go BUDDY
It's a good thing that the cdn is global because I can just paste in the funky toks I've already uploaded before. See? Also works with ctrl+delete
>>105535 #
Well yes but if I just bought new things every time I encountered a problem I'd be even poorer than I am currently. Look, I've got 3 months until my uni course begins and I've got rings to make shit with, I've got a lot of felt to do felting with and I've still got the yarn to knit a scarf with, I am not buying any more arts and crafts stuff until I've used up everything I've got.
>>105536 #
>>105537 #
my banana is normal sized, STOP CASTING SPELLS
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>>105539 #
up to some certain date, like 80% of all the good bonis have already been posted so I can just insta-post those
after whatever date we left, I have to upload >:(
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if I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain
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se eu fosse zumbie, nunca comeria seu cérebro
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insane to think we are the old retarded geezers at the retirement home talking about the "good old days" back in war times but instead of war its when we posted tiktoks 3 years ago
I remember when this tok was new and I posted it on the nek'
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>>105546 #
3 years ago wasn't the good old days, the good old days began in August 2023 when people started regularly posting on nekochen, 3 years ago was caveposting, years before that is 2chen and those threads are bad (internet archive look them up if you care so much).
I can look back at any neko era thread and enjoy it, there's good jokes, good discussion and good toks, I cannot say that for anything prior to August 2023.
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>"But who is the wizard?" asked Colonel Kassad, the amplified voice through his helmet oddly amusing in this context
what da heck kind of ending is this
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>>105547 #
crazy how this community outshines any other ttg related one
and now that liveposting works, posts are flowing fast rather than the 3 per fiscal year
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QUADS FOR FUNKY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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ZOMGOID I JSUT GOT THE QUINTS!
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>>105554 #
Okay I won't ruin it, should I post my fu or someone elses fu?
>steal
That's way too hard… Okay, I'll try
>>105197 #
#steal
If this doesn't work I'm doomed
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I LOVE GETS!!
MY FAVOURITE 'FU IS-
>>105560 #
>bonbibros of the modern era
But there are still bonbibros of the modern era. Well to be precise there's at least 1 bonbibro on the modern era, or was, getting binned on the cave everyday.
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if someone (not the laylay above me) goes into the bonbi general on /bg/ and successfully points out a BBPP (british bonbiposter post) I will post one rare
WHY DOES SHE HAVE JOKER MAKEUP ON
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>>105566 #
Now that you guys reminded me of it, I think I saw one of the recent ones where she bites the plastic tip (on the banana), literally WHO wants that??? YES PLEASE MISS BONKERS BITE IT OFF
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this threads bppph and bpbpph is at an all time low right now
need to fix this
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Today's reading material is 'Junta Confiscates and Burns Jade Mining Machinery' (Burma News International, 03/06/25)
https://www.bnionline.net/en/news/junta-confiscates-and-burns-jade-mining-machinery
"He said to MNJ: “It’s true, junta troops really did burn the backhoes"
the hoes????
>>105576 #
saw that hunter schafer (trans) is allegedly being cast as zelda (not trans) in the new link movie
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>>105577 #
I think that was a rumor spread by the talent agency that manages them and not by the casting crew
if I am going to give the littlest of ground to the transfolx, in those 2-3 incredibly anglefrauded pictures of Hunter, he does kinda look like a good zelda. though, in every other picture, not at all
and apparently theres one guy who's agent talked to him about playing link but apparently he was "too old" despite only being 25
>Owen Teague
>Speaking with IGN, Teague was told that he would be a great choice for the role of Link, the main protagonist of the video game. When asked if he talked to Ball about the prospect, the actor replied that he hadn’t as he did not know anything about Link at all. However, he did add that while having a conversation with Ball, the director told him that it was too bad that he wasn’t young enough to play the character.
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I would hostyou already know whofor Ganondorf
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the cast of the new legend of zelda movie just leaked????
apparently theres a crossover with assassins creed
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>>105586 #
(it wasn't a bit) (I actually went into my folders, looked up "acidroomsbf", then went into the cache to see what was his account name)
>>105587 #
Yeah, I also always forget his name, I remembered it when it was his actual name but it's a good fucking thing he changed it, why did the dumpass have his FIRSTNAME LASTNAME on his tiktok account,
>>105588 #
I don't have that saved because I wasn't scraping him till like a week ago, but I bet it's mentioned somewhere on end, though maybe it's better to forget it. Buddy doesn't deserve to be stalked for any reason.
>>105589 #
As far as I recall, he changed his account name within a day or so of posting his first tok, then about 2 weeks later changed it again to what it is now. His old account name, which basically doxxes him, was never posted and if it was I would've deleted it. Googling Gary seems like a nice guy
>>105591 #
ah but I don't have control over that, and as long as there wasn't any screenshots of the comments its fine, since his account has now changed so the comments wont doxx him anymore.
>>105590 #
if it was posted, its somewhere on here in the old threads
I remember us talking about it and I remember what the name was (sans the numbers) cus we discussed her having a supportive boyfriend that also replied a bit too freakily in her comments
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Acid could also play link, look at this cool link cosplay :P
someone post a cute furry image NOW
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women wearing low-cut pants and a bodysuit underneath, causing those hip windows to appear should be illegal
too dangerous in society
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I was gonna ask if spoilers stop toks from showing up on megu but then I remembered I'm probably the only person (besides nekomin and tanachan admin (remember tanachan? (I remember))) that can answer that question so suddenly I don't feel like checking
>>105601 #
>>105602 #
I'll take your word as a fact because I've been staring at go code for the last 5 minutes and with every minute I hate it more
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>and I like it FUNKY
:D
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FUNKY?
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>>105611 #
I think back then she was named eden cosplays? I don't actually remember I'm just spitballing tbh since it was so long ago
group of kids are rolling around my neighbourhood, kicking as hard as they can on my door and taking off on electric scooters
I wouldnt really care if they werent making my dogs panic
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>>105617 #
>living in the muslim part of town
if I did, they would throw grenades at my door and not kick it
"monitor with ass and you still alone"
What do we think about that joke?
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>tell bossman im quitting end of month
>hes mad ive only given 3 weeks and 5 days notice, not 4 weeks
holy fuck managers are a cancer on society
>>105624 #
do you even need to give notice? i assume he assigns you shifts and if you dont need to give notice, he will probably take "revenge" on you and not give you many shifts this last month
>>105625 #
Legally required 1 week notice in UK. im not given shifts, I work every week day, he cant change that.
>>105624 #
>>105626 #
Tbf what is "legally required" means jackshit since noone will go to court over some random worker not giving a 1 week notice. I've quit on the spot before and even a big corpo will not care. It's just a nice thing to do.
>>105627 #
yeah, my understanding is 2 weeks is polite, so me telling him effectively a month in advance and quitting during summer when theres nothing to do is very nice. i furhaps deserve a bonus.
>>105628 #
I remember giving like a month notice once and they were still miffed, while also having a contract written where I was supposed to give 2 weeks and legally obliged to give 0 day because the contract was actually not legally binding but they love doing that shit here (to scare you into not quitting (they still won't do shit)).
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The correct moment to tell your boss you're quitting is 30 seconds after receiving your paycheck.
>>105631 #
That also shouldn't matter unless you're working some very dodgy job. That job where I quit on the spot? Still paid me out fully afterwards. I have never got my wages garnished for any reason (even though it's "theoretically" possible according to law), of course counting the hours I've worked.
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wait a second, this one is funkypie_ but that other one was funky_is_online
>>105634 #
>It's over for his wait loss jouney
it never begun
>>105635 #
the username is probably cached from being uploaded here before she changed it
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>>105636 #
>the username is probably cached from being uploaded here before she changed it
That's probably it yea. This one has no username :(
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Also it was on the server because it instaloaded, well this one and the one before.
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cool, a schizo thread https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/711518108
stellar flop will release on ~26 April 2024/2025 and will reach ~100k total sales or it was ~120k total sales before 4chan/8chan goes down and I prophetized this on the minecraft general forums back in ~2011/2012
>>105644 #
this calls for the philosophical question, how long does a beginning have to be for it to have begun?
theoretically speaking, you cannot end something that hasn't begun, but for it to have begun, it has to have been, to the point where you can noticeably point it out from the vast infiniteness that is time
they call him 8 mile because thats how far he walks before calling an uber eats and a taxi
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>>105645 #
I have pasted most of this question into the chatCBT and it responded in perfect pseudointellectual babble, I won't even paste it in because it's just boring, but no wonder so many people think it's genius when it literally mirrors the retardation back at you and elaborates.
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oh no tenshi was cute
at like 2 slices of pizza
thats all my food for 2 days
if this exam doesnt kill me, I will make sure the starvation does
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Fumos are so fricking stupid, they're literally just Funko pop, Japan
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Lost 15€ trading options 😔
my goal for 2025 was to make €500 in crypto
only €750 to go💪
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>>105681 #
>pmg shill
we're in alt phase right now here buddy, get on board we're going to the moon (or get out of our way)
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>>105682 #
Gold hit an all time high a month ago, whilst stocks and coins are in a constant state of turning upside down
>>105683 #
look at the gold % gain 5 years ago to the ATM now and then check the price 5 years ago on bingus coin and compare that to its ATM
bigger gains, son
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learned the verb reticence and the adjective reticent today
I am reticent in relation to that information
the only adjective you are is GAY
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crazy how this was her best ever cos and she posted a full 2 toks before shelving it
she made a twitter poll asking if she should re-do this cos or lain and pLain won gg its over
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>>105694 #
>should I re do this character nobody has ever heard of or lain
yeah its obvious why the normies voted for lain, democracy manifest is terrible, hence why /Burma News/ is a monarchy.
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thoughts about this map?
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>>105698 #
basing your thoughts on yourself by comparing to the average is retarded, the average person isnt a neko, theyre closer to an alley cat
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Boni with cat ears? Kemonomidmi
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Am I dumb? Maybe, probably
But also I say good morning to the nekos so it's okay :D
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bad morning to the nekos 😈
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>>105707 #
idk why but legit none of your toks load for me
or at least it happens so often it feels like none of them do. the percentage in reality i dunno
but endless loading screen
>>105715 #
I've got that too, I thought it was a "me problem" but I guess it's a neko problem maybe?
The endless load happens most of the time on firefox for me, it seems to load on this browser (opera)
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>>105715 #
it quite literally Works on my Machine™
Are you running Burma News on your SSD or a HDD? That might impact loading times.
>>105717 #
That could be a thing if not for the fact that those are just HEVC off of tiktok (at least I think they are, like 99% sure) (they load quite fine for me otherwise)
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>>105721 #
My tooker... she is very sick, she cannot put energy into the tiktok dances anymore, please be understanding.
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>>105722 #
It's not about shrivix, it's just that dance is not my thing. I'm pretty sure I've seen worse renditions.
LOOK AT THIS TOK (it was thumbnailing real long, I thought my connection crashed)
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>>105723 #
This is one of the acid toks that I always think of when I remember acid toks, it is a really good tok and she's cosplaying uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh from danganronpa
>that dance is not my thing
it's not the best of tiktok dances. bosting a better tiktok dance though its pretty forced
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>>105724 #
I always correlate acid with this cos and her junko, since I think those are her 2 best cosplays (and have the best toks maybe?) (definitely the junko ones are the best)
>forced dancing
LETS FREAKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
when I think of acid toks, I actually dont have one that comes to mind where I can both envision the choreography and the audio
strange, that. i guess she just never left a lasting mark on my mind
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>>105725 #
Lately I remember more of her Rohan stuff because she is cosplaying him a lot recently
>14 months ago
I still feel like this tok came out 3 months ago... Mr Stark... I don't feel so good...
Her Ibuki and Junko are both really good but I think part of my thoughts on that comes from the fact that I associate tiktok with danganronpa cosplays, and I'm old and miss the good old days of 2018/2019 where it was just dangan cosplays and junko posing to silly songs, now it's all girls shaking they asses to top 40 radio hits, I miss the old tiktok, straight from the go tiktok, chop up the soul tiktok, set on his goals tiktok, I hate the new tiktok, the always rude tiktok, chaz in the news tiktok
>>105725 #
also an infinite loading screen but its an old tok so it must be some issue with nekos cdn
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>>105727 #
I've got it, this is the tok because of which I remember her Ibuki
>miss the good old days of 18/19
We all do…
>chaz in the news tiktok
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BUDDY
>>105728 #
Yea it has to be, that one loads fine for me so it's just randomly crapping out (at the site level or cloudflare level)
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thoughts on this image? discussion?
>>105730 #
Just factually incorrect. Not every single person posting on onlyfans is posting nudes, and unless the scientists looked through every account for research purposes, they cannot make this claim.
It's still probably a really high number, like a million.
>>105731 #
Tbf it's a claim of some random russian guy, I dunno about the graph but I would assume it's probably something like that (divorced from the claim in the xitter post)
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best hour I ever spent trawling tiktok's search engine was finding acid, never needed to do it again.
I've only every discovered gemerald tokkers that still post to this day
>acid
>clover
>bonbibonkers (Yeah I was the first ever bonbiposter on /wsg/ back in ~January 2017)
>>105736 #
I wouldn't count that, or asra, because they're just clover adjacent. Maybe I was the first person to post Shrivix? I can't remember if I found her because of here or just stumbled across her on instagram
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I have one tokker I was the first to post (and arguably first to find but that's impossible to prove) and one tokker that I found on my own before she was posted but wasnt first to post
guess the two tokkers (impossible challenge)
>>105742 #
i dunno who the hell anari.uwu is
the answer wasi was the first kay poster but not the first boni poster
I've mentioned it before on neko but I am indirectly to blame for the thinkler reich but it was also probably just an inevitability
but I think I was the only kay poster for like 2 months before anyone cared
>>105745 #
you could've been the leader of the thinkler reich and you gave it all up to post on neko?
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>>105745 #
Pretty sure if you didn't find her someone else would, she got more popular over time and it literally has nothing to do with ttg since there's just not enough force on any of the sites to make that happen (like what, 50 autists over there and 4-5 burma news enjoyers here)
Also this ~this ID are her oldest toks on her main account so she was already posting for way over a year probably?
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>>105748 #
yeah I know, thats why I think it wouldve been an inevitability
I found her from the side-bar recommended toks cus she had an Ellie (TLoU) cosplay where she was standing by a little pond. Dunno how many kay posters have that one in their archives
then I think I started downloading her toks more when she did that video with multiple Chainsaw Man cosplays with "Me Gustas Tu - Mano Chau" as the audio
>>105748 #
when did 2chen go down? december 2022? I think I started posting her like August or September of the year .moe died
>>105748 #
That's Kay?
Damn, she went from making cringe FNAF toks to just doing generic normie shit, talk about the degradation of /ttg/
>>105749 #
>when did 2chen go down?
Can't tell you the exact date but it was somewhere around that yea. I've been looking through the archives but it's hard to put down a specific date unless someone actually remembers.
>>105750 #
I was just looking through IDs but didn't want to actually post Kay (canthinky)
pretty sure it went down on christmas day or the day after because I remember we played games like picdraw or whatever theyre called on christmas eve
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>>105752 #
something was definitely up on new years eve because that was the adam obama episode or maybe that was ~2023
>>105751 #
>but didn't want to actually post Kay (canthinky)
but that is kay, isn't it? it looks like her.
t. faceblind
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>>105754 #
>t. faceblind
That's f0xy_cos, just way younger. Well I dunno if they even post anymore since I remember the account was nuked?
gonna be real, laylays...I still dont know if Foxy is a girl or a guy and at this point, it's getting harder to tell
>>105757 #
I would be leaning towards the theory of male, but who knows, uses the handle "Marc0" something now on IG I think, well there was a whole "I'm deleting the IG" but then they switched them up again.
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>>105758 #
I suspect f0xy is a girl that feels like a boy but its not a confident guess
also im packaging the adam obama streams into a 'chive if any of you laylays want it
I said we could watch them on stream some time but I have been slacking
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>>105760 #
>its not a confident guess
It doesn't really matter anyway, foxy doesn't make a fuss about it
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>>105764 #
>The greatest latam kino
spanish-speaking latam kino*
I know the mods. Don't make me call them to vand your ass
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>>105765 #
Everything south of the Gulf of America is basically one country buster.
>>105768 #
holy +4 eric joke
>>105765 #
I am definitely biased towards funky toks but it's just the best tok out of all of the latam ones I saw.
It literally makes me smile every time I see it, the chaotic energy in it is unmatched by any other one. There are just singular toks that I remember wholly and this is one of those. Straight up peak.
>>105766 #
>country buster
first they invented bunker busters and now COUNTRY BUSTERS???? WHERE WILL I BE SAFE??
Also you cannot even see it's from foxy (unless you know in advance) so…
4 GB of adam obama streams where is a good upload site
sorry had to go so written the site really fast, gofile.io just deletes the stuff after like 2 weeks, I think pixeldrain or mega are more betterer for long term storage but I know that mega has been very stingy now.
https://kindahardgolf.com/ play this and post your score when you finish
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>"i'll start studying this monday so that I have a good week of studies before my exam on sunday"
>its now thursday and I really still dont feel like studying. probably wont until tomorrow at the earliest and saturday at the most realistic
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>>105778 #
Neko that suggested it has probably been playing for weeks, just wants to laugh at us newfrogs
adam obama https://gofile.io/d/RSeVYs
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>>105783 #
I'm honestly glad 7zip won, winrar was straight up bad for probably more reason than I even know about
IVE FOUND A PICTURE OF FUNKYNEKO DOING WORKOUT TODAY LOOK FAST
>>105784 #
whats wrong with winrar and whats good about 7zip
ive had winrar on this pc since i got it in like 2013 and on my previous pc since like 2009
>>105786 #
for a general consumer probably not much except being annoying, but being closed source as compression software is just wack, not only does this make it generally worse but also some people rely (which is bad) on the compression software to be safe from cracking the passwords on the archives which in the case of closed source is obviously bad (security by obscurity practically never works) (against a determined attacker)
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my compression software of choice 🧓
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kill all yapping dogs, kill all fucking yapping dogs
actually no, kill their owners
WHY WOULD YOU BUY A DOG AND THEN JUST LEAVE IT OUTSIDE ALL DAY TO BARK FOR HOURS
why do good girls like Heartsteel Kayn, I've had this question for a real long time.
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>adam obama is only 120 IQ
Who would he post with such a meager result? (Me, the smartneko of 137 IQ, I post funky)
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why the fuck is everyone commenting [写真] all the time now
it just means photograph but is it like an emoji on the phone or what
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zomg i love toohoo
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>these losers are still investing in the s&p 500
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>>105801 #
Why yes, we do support trad japanese tokfus on burma news.
>>105802 #
Well are you stacking? If you're not stacking, better start stacking buddy.
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Good thing I scroop by id and not by username so I can tell when my fus crash out, rename, and delete all their cosplay toks I guess :|
>>105811 #
>region: slovakia
Dobre rano madam :D
>Good thing I scroop by id and not by username
Do you save user ids or do you mean you only scrape some singular toks by id?
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fucking hate when people die but their age isnt listed so you have to do some faggoty ass math to figure out the numbers
How the hecko do I find userIDs without using awemer now that my extension doesn't work
>>105816 #
theres some console command you can write but i dont know it
if u check the old awemer versions from when that stuff actually worked, i think the command is in one of the folders in a text doc
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>>105817 #
I've figured out the very high IQ move of pressing F12 and then writing userID shrug it works
my favourite hamburger place has started putting jalapeno slices in the burger that i have liked since 2018
what the fuck is this, dude? i was mildly okay with them being in the cheddar cheese dip but in the burger now, too? first change they do in 7 years and it sucks
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confused the culinary traditions of his bretheren
they will now send you to Fortaleza
My apologies for not being familiar with you libtard city slickers gorging habits.
>>105816 #
>>105817 #
Well, there's an obvious solution of opening the source code and ctrl+f"uniqueId"you'll get to the part where there's something like{"userInfo":{"user":{"id":"6964060313843155974","shortId":"","uniqueId":"psixiikka","nickname":"rinishko"and the numbers after the id part are it.
There's also this one-liner that I cooked up when I was just writing the code for my scriptcurl 'https://tikwm.com/api/user/posts' -X POST -H 'Content-Type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded; charset=UTF-8' -H 'Origin: https://tikwm.com' -H 'Referer: https://tikwm.com/' --data-raw 'unique_id=shrivix&count=12&cursor=0&web=1&hd=1'if curl works for you you can paste that into the console.
There was an aweme endpoint that you could get through the browser but I've tried it now and it doesn't work on my machine so it's probably broke for using it like a dumbass (have to make an actual request, not load a simple url), anyway it went something like thishttps://api16-normal-c-useast1a.tiktokv.com/aweme/v1/aweme/post/?user_id={user_id}&count=35&source=0if you want to play with it
>>105831 #
I read them buddy. This is what I do, also the finding it in the code of the page can be automated because I have automated it in python.
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i wanna see your cheeks glow gred tred bred
should I fix my script today and stop procrastinating? #8ball (Maybe)
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long way down
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Nova did it... he changed his name, moved to skegness and hit radiant... Tenshi is gonna regret breaking his heart
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>>105849 #
I put my neko coins in stocks
when they dip I dip we dip
You put your neko coins in stocks
when they dip I dip we dip
I put my neko coins in stocks
when they drop, i grip my cock
>>105853 #
THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE, SHEPARDS ARE DIFFERENT TO GOATS, THATS THEIR JOB, THEIR JOB IS EXPLICITLY NOT BEING A FUCKING GOAT
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>Oh no, not me
>I never post Kotooo
haha
where is my 'chive
where is my 'chive
wheeeeere is my 'chive
with your tok uploading and your post all wrote up
try to (You) but phil it, yeah
you have a collapse, like your head is spinning
and you'll ask yourself
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actually kind feeling for lil bro right now
wait wait, she claimed they broke up weeks ago, but he tweeted this on the day she announced the breakup? fishy why
>>105869 #
its obvious they didnt break up weeks ago as per my research (can be found in previous posts of mine)
>>105870 #
buddy will spend hours research the relationship status of a twitch streamer he doesnt like but refuses to study for his exam THIS SUNDAY
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oops!
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The new audios since the sdpocalypse have been some of the worst ever. Take me back to the Megan Thee Stallion and Dababy era please.
im down to 70 kgpre-burger meal todayand honestly my back feels more muscular
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>>105874 #
just dance to weezer music, that would go hard in the paint
>>105875 #
congratulations! you're saur good at league, you could coach tenshi :D
>>105876 #
>70kg
I 'member when I was a child and weighed this much... I'll get back there eventually, just gotta starvemaxx some more
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I don't even want to imagine how a brazilian pronounces "deltarune"
catto knows what horrors im speaking of
iai pessuau, o meu nomi é bubeljuici e hoji vamo jogá deutaruní
>my league of legends teammates are talking about simpcity during the champion select and how its "secret forbidden technology, its like meth dont leak it"
lol
everylay already knoiws about it
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What's playin' on the megu? Some koto flick
Don't wanna post next to tadpoles, I'm neko sick
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oh yea it does do that, I was wondering if neko checks if the file extension fits a tok
I don't like that 2/3 of the nekos are unironically autistic :(
Yet there's no electron pair in the world to deionize me… We live in a society…
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How do I stop my family from asking when am I getting a j*b 🥀
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>>105907 #
they never do neko… they never stop…
you else work and they bother you with something else (like when you're getting a gf) or they pester you until you get a job
>>105911 #
this 😅
I remember after I finished college, my parents agreed I could have a few months NEETing before looking for a job, we agreed I'd look for a job in the new year.. literally 3am, new years day my stepdad (drunk) bursts into my room, wakes me up and rants at me to find a job, he was a good friend
>>105911 #
Me mum hasn't bothered me about getting a gf ever since I grew out my hair a decade ago, maybe she thinks I'm a fag
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>>105913 #
I don't want to be rude but mine will probably not give up until I'm in my late 40s (or I get a gf) (lmao) (lol) so it's pretty unusual for yours to give up
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>>105914 #
She also started hanging out with a bunch of fags lately, maybe she think it's all normalized now
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Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)
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Good tok :D
opened midshi stream
she is so bad
her ingame name is still GX Tenshi#Evan
>>105927 #
>he said before hatewatching for the next 7 hours
This is literally what's going to happen, I don't even doubt it.
>>105928 #
I CLOSED THE STREAM
i have ACTUALLY opened the school website so see the lecture powerpoints
this is as far as I have gotten in 2 months btw
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>>105929 #
We shalt see… I still think you could open the stream again instead…
I really should get that rotator working though so I'm gonna do that :D
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>>105931 #
not even in the top 5 worst audios that I've heard, probably at least 5 out of top 10 spots are bbno$ too
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brought a book to work today! gonna read instead of doomscrolling
suddenly "chatting to the laylays" is "doomscrolling"
This is what he thinks about us...
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Remember when the audios were good and the fus had Toga wigs 😔
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>>105941 #
thanks laylay, I read like 150 pages, mostly just frank chalmers whining about life is hard on mars
>>105944 #
better than doomscrolling 4channel for 3 hours, plus, he is literally me, all he does is complain and fuck up his own life
>>105945 #
>all he does is complain and fuck up his own life
Damn, relatable. I have written like ~20 lines of code throughout those 3 hours :D
>>105946 #
thats more lines of code than i've written all year
thats more lines than I've written all year for my gay harry potter fanfiction about remus/sirius
thats more lines than lines of cocaine i've snorted in my lifetime
thats more lines than good toks i have in my 'chive
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>my underage brother got caught fucking his girlfriend last night
nekos... even the gen alphas are having sex and im here posting on a fucking hello kitty imageboard
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Burma News more like
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>>105957 #
>upside down
this is a subtle reference to kaythinky, who lives in australia and is "upside down" in relation to all the laylays
>boy you turn me
this is a subtle reference to transthinky, who is now a he/himmler and we respect him (you turn me (into) boy)
that's it, i'm finally scrooping kay
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>>105958 #
>upside down
It's actually a subtle reference to this famous funky tok where funky changes orientation of the camera all the time
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chat is this hat /fa/?
where do I cop?
I FUCKED UP THE FORMATTING
I watched 4 seconds of Tenshi today (she showed up on my fyp)
I think therefore I am
have you guys heard that Trump and Musk are feuding now?
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have you guys heard that Alexia and Rynker are feuding now?
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have you guys heard that girls in bikini
girls in bikini in roller skates in outer space
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>>105972 #
first I'm hearing of it
we don't hear much world news since keir starmer started restricting foreign broadcasts
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gaynekos after being sentenced to a year in the isle of man gulag be like hell yeah!
You now remember that there are sub-only toks you can only see through mobile
You now remember that ~1.7 million people will die on August 4th 2026 on x.com
x-com? yea I played that game
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>>105985 #
I've never beaten it, the new game from like 2014, or the original from 1983, and I've tried both.
Good morning to the femboy enjoying nekos, it is pride month after all :^)
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>>105986 #
GOOD MORNIGN NEKO!!!!!! :D
I actually lied like a rudelaylay, I think I might've played a bit but I don't remember ever beating any x-com, I'm kind of turn-based strategy averse most of the time.
The only games that I've gotten through a fair bit through is wasteland 3 (with a friend) and I dunno, like pathfinder, but since it's rtwp/turn based it probably doesn't count. Oh and the whole homm franchise long ago.
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>>105987 #
I have never played Wasteland 3 but I watched the Warlockracy video, if that counts?
>Pathfinder
I have tried to play both pathfinder games and I cannot get into themI also stopped playing baldurs gate 3 at act 2, and isnt that like the 'best' turn based game of that genre ever made? I think I hate the genre
>homm
I am not eastern european so I have never even seen these games.
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>>105988 #
>if that counts?
His video is well, a video, you get a completely different experience when you play the game. It's a good game, you should try it.
>I cannot get into them
Well it's an RPG so you just gotta have an RP character in mind and it's decent, I liked the first game (for the most part) and I've gotten halfway through the second game but I kind of paused the playthrough indefinitely so far but it's not bad. I guess they're okay, on the RPG scale though they're good since most RPGs kinda suck.
>I am not eastern european
Tbh if I didn't play homm3 as a 12yo I would probably never play through all of them myself. They are the best of the genre though, I've played for example Disciples and could never get through that, I think I ALMOST finished kings bounty lol.
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Never had sex but I watched the Warlockracy video, if that counts?
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What the flip, I'm the only synced neko, am I talking to myself?
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>>105991 #
>I fall in love just a little on every day
me too buddy, I am guilty of the crime of seeing one cute girl on the bus and spending 24 minutes thinking about our life together, until I get off the bus and onto the next bus and the next girl. We all do this.
>>105989 #
I've played about half of the first baldur's gate, but it got to a high enough level where I had to start thinking tactically about fights and dealing with spider poison and I just dropped, every fucking bite is poison and there's a gabillion spiders??? Boomers would've been pissing their pants with excitement I'm sure.
>homm
It's one of those things where I'm sure there's good games in it, but I've already got so many steam games i've never finished. I'm currently playing through Mount & Blade: Warband (the very first game I bought on steam) because despite my 300 or so hours I've never actually conquered a whole kingdom, let alone blobbed along the map.
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>>105992 #
>baldur's gate
As in the 3rd? That's interesting I thought they have gotten away from the 3.5e way of making battles insanely annoying (attribute damage, level damage, retarded save or die), which there's a lot of that in pathfinder I can tell you but, well, you kind of just have the cleric since you have to have a cleric anyway so it's manageable for the most part.
>there's good games in it
There's 2 good games basically, homm3 and homm5, so if you ever feel like picking any up those are the two best ones and the campaign is enjoyable in both (I have finished both) (3 is well, not easy, 5 is kind of easy depending on the difficulty but 3 can be genuinely annoyingly hard even if you choose the easier difficulties)
Anyway I've been literally playing nothing :( Except for my new factorio run from time to time (WE LOVE FACTORIO) (THIS IS A FACTORIO BOARD 🖕)
But I hope you have fun in your M&B blobbing campaign :D
This girl is so innocent, look at the way she's handling the cards lol, like she never played any card game in her life
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surely I study today hehe
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(he will not study for the whole day)
>>105996 #
I havent started yet but maybe I will in a few hours
I just need to blaze through like 25 powerpoints and then scroll through like 10 example exams surely I will do it
>use red text
>text isnt red
??
>>106002 #
how about I trip and fall with my peener into your mom aunt and sister and have coitus for the purpose of procreation??
how about i take your mom aunt and sister on trips to get them nice tasting ice cream cones to make them happy and joyous in life from having met me since I go out of my way to treat them and make them feel good?
how about I take on your mom aunt and sister at the same time and call that bagging the trips
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>>106006 #
how about I get your mom aunt and sister to check up on this post and validate my trip (You)s for the record books
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>>106009 #
+2
I wish I could turn back time
to the good old days
quickscoping noobs on rust was the highlight of my life im afraid, its all downhill from here
Lmao, it turns out that that new AI video generator from google (Veo 3) is practically same garbage, just has a (very small) chance to generate something good and it's literally all cherry picked.
Here's a video of some guy that did a quick test on it if you guys wanna watch it [YouTube] ??? but tl:dw basically he did a pretty easy prompt and had 25% "success rate" (as in it's usable even at all) and I think he was too generous either way (for me that's more like less than 10% because none of those videos look good enough)
Ask Veo to prompt my fu, call her kAI
heil thinkler
ive thought about studying so im getting closer haha
neko so slow today, no posts to read during my 5-minutely breaks...
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>play an online fighting game with BGC bros
>guy with most hours dominates the lobby and acts really smug
>bgc girl hides until she's final 2 every round
>I lose every game because I only pick cute girls
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>this was in one of the powerpoints
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>>106021 #
i tried to get into fighting games once, but my only buddy that plays them is literally semi-pro so it was insanely unfun
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>>106025 #
Stop using the word "insanely". The word "insanely" is a crutch. It does not add nor removes any meaning to your sentence. It only makes you look "insanely" foolish for lack of better words. Stop using that word now.
my 6 am alarm didnt ring at all so I just woke up now
my one and only buss leaves in 8 minutes and I dont have any way to get there in time
gg it will be my first re-take exam
>>106029 #
its the first one like it but yeah, its a strange day to have an exam on
anyway, technically I dont have it on sunday anymore, I have it some time in august :3
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>>106030 #
>its a strange day to have an exam on
I'm not sure about legality here but when I was at uni it wasn't even considered, probably would be very annoying for the staff since there's plenty of laws around working on sunday here.
>I have it some time in august
Naurrrrrr he's a loser now, a failstudent, it's over for him…
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Georgeneko is never recovering
>>106033 #
Some scam IQ test thing, I'm watching some random guy on youtube clicking on every scam ad that he can find for content and he clicked on an IQ test one
Of course they wanted for him to pay for the test at the end.
>>106034 #
I am really surprised they would actually reveal that he had 86 IQ if someone actually paid for the scam results
though it might be a marketing trick where it shows fake names, flags and results to the people on the site think "wow, if you can get a low score, that must mean the site isnt fake and only shows you high scores!" and buys it themself
>>106036 #
I know
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Poor faxmachinereal…
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>>106038 #
Kind of shameful to admit it but I also managed to get scammed like that at least once iirc. At least my friends got a chuckle out of that one at the time.
>>106039 #
me too, I paid like 3 euro back when I was 14 just because I was curious
it unironically gave me a lower score than the norwegian mensa site gave me
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>>106032 #
Rule 3, delete this post IMMEDIATELY or I will bring it up to Burmamin
sincerely signed, George Carswell of Skegness
>>106028 #
>>106030 #
This seems insanely dumb, I know you have to commute to your university, but exams being so early in the morning? That's crazy.
My first uni I went to did things properly, every exam was at 1pm at the earliest.
Use the time until august to STUDY, STUDY NOW.
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post this rat
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Wait, they actually say midorYUH in the dub? As in as opposed to putting the accent on the middle syllable like japs so it doesn't sound retarded
actually its like half-half on both mi and do but I am leaning more towards it being on do
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some* FUCK
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bubs has got a lot of cute old toks :D
I should definitely get to checking every single fu I've got… Well, slowly.
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>>106066 #
Did you know that all Chip posters were actually the same very schizophrenic individual and she isn't posted anymore after he died during covid from 5G radiation.
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https://fixvx.com/byzantinebarbie/status/1931325374710809045
this is me btw idk if u guys care >.<"
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>>106070 #
Were the toks really good or did she just not wear a bra? At least HK never had wardrobe malfunctions.
laylays, life is wonderful
>>106076 #
just spent over 3 hours listening to ASMIFAMMORPG ranting about all the issues in his life.
Mostly self inflicted pains
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>>106077 #
That doesn't sound very enjoyable, but then for me talking to people is like work most of the time
i hate getting in da middle of relationchip drama
>>106082 #
Aren't you supposed to have like 1 relationship, or are they roly poly and the dab of ranch?
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>>106084 #
Same old, same old. This time will be different though, I think relationships are like gacha mechanics for normies
like me :3
But really, manipulative and creepy is not a political issue, unless they actually love alt-rightcels
kindahard.golf 06/08
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https://kindahard.golf
uhhhh...haters?
cow come 3/5 synced but you crisps ALWAYS stop typing when I turn this site on
the lays hate me
>>106092 #
I found the agent #1164 #Valodle in Classic mode in 3 tries 🦾
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https://valodle.eu/
>>106099 #
who is this new person you were talking about? i assumed that was himmler since you said you disliked that name, found it rude and wanted to change it
any good long form youtube sloppa to fall asleep to?
hard mode: no bethesda, no warlockracy and nothing narrated by a woman
>>106103 #
>nothing narrated by a woman
I don't know of any video that could fit your description and be narrated by a woman
Also you forgot no factorio.
practical engineering has a soothing monotonous voice
>>106105 #
factorio would be fine but I added the woman clause specifically to filter out chazrick's ideas like xyz metal detector archnemesis youtubers like izzzy
good morning to the nekos!
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>>106096 #
I found the agent #1165 #Valodle in Classic mode in 9 tries 🦾
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>>106092 #
golf is hard
kindahard.golf 06/09
📝 44
7.⛳ 12
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whats the /v/erdict, is it forced or not?
early morning for me
this is rare but i will try to keep this the whole summer
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slept like 9 hours and woke up alarmless and i am still tired what the SPRUCE
dreamt that I kissed an ex-cute girl and she asked if I wanted to be her bf. we are so back bros my brain is healing it is giving me life affirming dreams again rather than gestapo electrical torture
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>>106114 #
>i will try to keep this the whole summer
Yea that will be another PROMISE BROKEN (by a liarneko)
>>106115 #
>slept like 9 hours and woke up alarmless and i am still tired
Same, except I know why (because I was trying to work out a lot and mildly succeeded)
>dreaming about ex
He's not over her STILL, beyond over (for this poster).
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>>106114 #
days until he sleeps past noon #d60 (16)
>>106115 #
You sleep 9 hours (too much), I sleep 7 because the grind never stops
You dream about your ex, I dream about my future ex, because the grind never stops
Your brain is healing, my brian is kneeling, because the grind never stops
We are NOT the same.
>>106116 #
>mildly succeeded
You try to work out a lot and mildly succeed, I say I'm gonna work out a lot and then eat another tub of ice cream, because the grind never stops
We are NOT the same.
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damn bitch you live like this moment
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>>106117 #
setting it to d60 is severely overestimating my ability to go to sleep early
>>106116 #
>dreaming about ex
I did not dream about my ex, I dreamt about an ex-cute girl
a formerly cute girl
she was cute when I knew her and then we parted ways and she got chubby and ugly due to playing too much league
>>106117 #
>You dream about your ex
you guys SUCK at reading!!!!!!!!!
boni uploaded this tok 3 days ago and i just saw it because she put it as one of her pinned ones so it wasn't where I usually move my eyes to look for new toks
uh oh the synced number JUST went up someone is here reading it I SEE YOU
i reddit...
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mcdonalds
I just can't date a dude with a vag
phone says it's 39ºC and orange warning for thunderstorms the world is ending the libtards were right
>>106128 #
the temperature doesn't bother me, my swarthy genes make me immune against it, it's the thunderstorms i'm worried about, my people aren't known for being good swimmers
just spent 2 hours roleplaying sisyphus
i took down a stone wall and then I rebuild the same stone wall with the same stones and covered it with the same mound of dirt that was ontop of it
since grass holds the dirt together, technically I placed grass blocks ontop of the dirt mound afterwards
i live at home, update your doxx folder
>at home
to me strictly means at the place where your parents live and you grew up until you form your own family and make your own home
>>106141 #
are you typing with one hand and stroking it to my stone wall details with the other or what is happening why are you typing so SLOW!!! (liveposting fasthole so I can say the S-slur)
foxxing :drool: wish a vixen would foxx me all night long amiright furrylaylays
"to hood" makes no sense
would be a +2 if you said "youd prefer robin hood to friar tuck on your little john"
"to cover your little john" also makes no sense
"to cover your little cock" still makes no sense
ive got to go to the bathroom now laylay have fun at your j*b
>#fishing
>#bigcatch
me when I go picking up girls outside laylays moms workplace
>>106157 #
Naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>106158 #
for the record: this laylay did NOT read my post before he started typing NAURRRRR so don't let his premature positive reaction be indicative of the quality of my post nor let it influence you into thinking I made a great joke. Please take care in reviewing and evaluating the post yourselves.
>>106159 #
I did actually read your post, #bigcatch, combined with I go picking up girls was enough to say naur
>>106160 #
you simply missed the complete punchline, thus you were unable to properly formulate an opinion on which the entire post's quality could be taken into consideration.
>>106162 #
I DO NOT PICK UP GIRLS, IT WAS A JOKE TO CALL SOMELAY'S MOM FAT½!!!!!!!!!
>you'd be able to pick her up
sorry but I am DYEL, I can't pick anything up
>>106165 #
I set you up for the easiest "lol ur gay" joke earlier and you missed it.... disappointed in you lay...
>>106166 #
Wrong laylay, I don't make those kind of jokes (all the time) (as in the other guy does it all the time)
your every lay is with MEN !!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL put the +2s in the bag
>>106171 #
you laughed, I could tell it by your response speed and wpm. I have Claude cross-reference all of your biometrics and analyze you live-action
>>106172 #
I did not laugh actually, I did smirk at the possibility that you'd think that I'd laugh though
>>106173 #
the bass-boosted toilet cam inside your bathroom claims otherwise. I could hear you snicker through the walls
>>106175 #
laylay... i'm sorry this is the way you find out but... your dad doesn't fart... he might be a shemin
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>>106179 #
apple pie is nice but I would honestly rather eat apples by themselves than in pie form. love them apples GREEN flavour maça verde
apple the tokker seems to be less fat nowadays. shrivix also losing weight. bonbi losing weight. ari losing weight. all the fatlovers chubbychaserlays are in shambles nowadays
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>>106180 #
>raw apples
Nah, apple pie in general is tastier, if we're talking kcal intake and ease of preparation then raw apples win.
>apple the tokker seems to be less fat nowadays. shrivix also losing weight. bonbi losing weight. ari losing weight.
This is literal genocide for that one neko that loves every single fat women that he sees on the street.
I thought you were capping with Ari but she might actually be losing wait.
>>106181 #
>I thought you were capping with Ari but she might actually be losing wait.
I am the most fatphobic lay to have ever existed. I rejoice at every sign of a tokfu losing weight. I will always be the first to tell due to my rotundity radar, my lipid lookout, my obesity observing, my stocky surveillance.
If a tokfu loses weight, I am the first to be in her throne sending her gifts. Shrimple as.
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>yapping about how great he is
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
😪😪😪💤💤💤
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do nekkas really think this is fat
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The fattest fu I scroop is also canadian but it's not Apple.
Really makes you think
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The fattest fu I archive
tho I think fatfu is probably the fattest I follow on tiktok
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>>106187 #
Look at this crossover (if you're the neko that I think you are)
ACTUALLY FUCK YOU no (You) for you buddy.
I think my fattest fu is elefire maybe? Otherwise shrivix or ari, I dunno, I don't scroop actual fatties, at worst they can still anglefraud well.
>elefire has gained weight
makes sense. I was confused because I remembered her as being quite skinnywhen I last saw her 2+ years ago
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nvm just scrolled my "following" and strifecos is probably the fattest one i follow
ok ive been scrolling my following for like 200 scrolls and this was the most postable tok I found. tiktok is genuinely clapped nowadays
>>106193 #
she was probably an algo-hire that I followed when I made this account
>>106194 #
we do not know who that is
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>>106189 #
I've rotated through all their friends' profiles and I can't figure out who's the third fu.
>>106195 #
No idea either, I just know I recognize one of those (except for saya) but I don't even remember which russian fu that is.
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First thought when I saw the third fu was this one, but then I thought that the tattoos didn't match but looking again she doesn't have any on the neck so maybe it's her thanks for reading my blogpost ^_^
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Tsukides has this video on her liked toks tab. What are the implications of this?
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hello nekochen
>>106206 #
>t. seen her irl with my two eyes
[YouTube] ???
How do I cope with the fact that all the cavefus are way cuter than the midapocalypse that happens everyday on my fyp
bren>carljr>pac>powergap>spam>wirtual
mime is fun but I havent watched him enough to place him. probably equal to spam but would be higher if he didnt just play WT maps
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I prefer Boda over all of those
10 is decently early
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howdy nekos :P
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>>106215 #
point out where I'm wrong or I will slay you as you stand… Right freaking meow
>>106216 #
Good morning neko :D
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I was the first to wake up :D (10pm)
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>>106220 #
I can't lie, having cat ears would be pretty cool, I might check out HKstyleCrafts on Etsy
>>106218 #
Okay, tomorrow when I wake up I'll pretend to be chaz so you cannot write down that cope anymore :D
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>>106222 #
It's very strange to see this tok posted for me because half of the time that's the tok I load to test my rotator so I've seen it probably a 100 times already.
It's that maeve one or this funky one because they're the easiest available in my folder structure.
>>106227 #
Buddy I have like 70+% of your fus scrooped, it will be TRIVIAL.
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Either way, TROPA DO RATO PAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fell asleep watching bren and carl play shorts and advanced shorts last night
very comfy
laylay yesterday be like
>i dont scrape fat girls
today laylay be like
>i scrape 70% of the fus that fatloverlay scrapes
which is it, huh
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>>106237 #
it's only 35 gigs actually, and it's not de-duplicated either
>>106234 #
I dunno what he scroops but I think tenshi, kay (softysaeran) and reki are the ones I don't scroop for sure.
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has reki even posted in the past few months?
>>106240 #
actually lemme give you the whole list because I've got most of them probably, it's just a chore to go through the files
.chudfu, feminineboyloverr, fourtinieateyatemeowflop, terroristwhitegirl, .chudfu.v2, canthinker, canthinky, kaleidoscopecats, yes.ismokecrack, vibegoodjesuswant2collab, hatemaxxed
That's probably it, though there might be obviously some that I missed or are too old for me to be scrooping even.
reki poster got lost between the transfer from neko to cord to burma...
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>>106244 #
Missing joymaxing, ampolagasstation, and the account she had when she was 9yo or something like that
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This is the list of Kay accounts that I scrooped:
>
Thank you for your time
This is the list of Kay Kay Kay accounts that I scrooped
>
Thank you for your patience with my stutter
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>>106250 #
>>106251 #
>no softysaeran
>no locallygrownwig
No true neko online today I see.
>>106248 #
I've found it just for you, it was joymaxing and r4verstaywifme
almost 1200 posts and this thread does not have a single softysaeran. that means nobody posts her
proof epso dium
Wiggy never cosplayed, get her OUT of here
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>>106257 #
Heh, how do you explain that then?
>>106256 #
It is very distracting, I've got one on my neck, wonder if it has the same effect on people.
mole on her chin, 2/10, would not post.
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>You better shut the frick up before I kill you with my head glare att-ACK!
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Sucker punch a neko like it's the knockout game, call it whack-a-mole
girls with those big round glasses are cute cus they look like stupid nerds i love stupid nerds
>>106268 #
you don't have a fetish for grils with those big round glasses, those girls are your peers, nerd
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Walk up to the stupid nerds with glasses convention in China, tell them wazzup Beijing
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>>106275 #
false liar organization that tries to pass themselves off as legitimate just because they closely copied the original name of the Nekochen Truthseeker Council (notice the lack of a plural S in Truthseeker), they are trying to fool you by making you think they are the original
they are SCMAMERS and you are the OLD HAG
you can't copyright a name.... phil
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cant believe noemi shot up a school in austria 💔
no posts in over 20 minutes, Burma News is dead
There's nothing to post about. My arm hurts and life sucks.
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>>106287 #
>even the life is wonderful neko is depressed
It's over, pack it up nekos, we've had a good run.
Life was never wonderful. I'm bored to death and yet there is nothing I want to do.
life has always been wonderful
I spent 4 (active) hours yesterday going through my japanese flashcards (even more if you count the time where I was side-tracked or lost focus but didnt do anything else)
never want to do that again 🙏 today I will play league of legends instead
crazy how he's addicted to league of legends but
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zomg imagine if tenshi played link in the new legend of link movie
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>records what appears to be a kino tok
>hides most of it behind an instagram popup
>doesnt actually upload it to tiktok
being a shrivix fan is suffering
Oh my god, and I'm swinging big dick energy
>>106302 #
probably his newest song, does it go like
I put the sex in sexy, I put the sex in sexy
That's the chorus, he is so fucking bad, the beats are not good, the lyrics are bad, why is he popular? I HATE BBNO$
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>>106303 #
It's exactly that…
I HATE BBNO$ I HATE BBNO$ I HATE BB NO$ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
>>106304 #
Let's get one thing straight, the song is hot garbage but the music video contains all the OTK streamers dressed up like its a Ren Faire, so theres some good clips of 'miru being 'ute and like an elf princess.
We freaking love 'miru here.
>>106306 #
yeah, the music video gimmick and the censorship of asmongold for saying something vaguely pro-israel is the only things of note about the song, I've listened to it like three times now, it's still not good.
>>106307 #
>for saying something vaguely pro-israel
I thought it was because of him being an alt-right icon (allegedly) (I have never actually listened to any of his stuff no matter how much youtube tries to push it for me) (afaik he's got mostly tepid takes though, as in he's probably a centrist that's getting slammed by leftists for being too far right of them)
>>106308 #
As far as I know, he did mostly just make a pretty centrist, leaning towards pro-israel stance, but the censorship is 100% about israel/palestine as the video states all funds are being donated to a Palestinian charity.
It's not like he went on the record and said "Palestine deserves it, I hope the Jews wipe em all out, 14/88 HEIL THINKLER". He just spoke about something political. Then there's guys like Mizkif who are accused of sexual assault that don't get censored, and lets be frank probably a good portion of those streamers are jewish and support israel, they just don't say it, they don't say pro-palestine things either, being apolitical and boring is part of the appeal to the mainstream. However, saying this, I would still have sex with Emiru if she asked, she's cute, even if she does support Israel, or Palestine, or Putler or whatever.
So Emiru if you're reading this please reply with a winking cat emoji
>>106309 #
>being apolitical and boring is part of the appeal to the mainstream.
Tbf I get it, going political brained when your content is mostly not related has ruined many a channels. When you already cover politics or the topics you cover are closely related to politics, that's a different.
Also it's funny because actual alt-right would be probably for Palestine wiping out Israel.
>>106310 #
>Also it's funny because actual alt-right would be probably for Palestine wiping out Israel.
Goes to show how alt-right has just come to mean anything these days, the 'alt-right' supports Zion Don, who LOVES Israel, but obviously thats not true, real thinklers hate Israel. Maybe labelling a whole group of people and assuming everyone has the exact same political beliefs on a range of domestic and foreign issues is wrong... furhaps.
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I'm sorry nekos but I think I'm gonna have to… Geta job
It was never more over…
>>106308 #
>>106309 #
he is actually alt-right and idolises Anders Bering Breivik. Used to have a wow character named after him and has been in a lot of other controversies like it
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>>106315 #
Found your post neko
Also yea, he had a wow character named "Andersnordic", I checked that out out of curiosity.
Wandered by a 2nd hand pc parts shop. saw a box for 192gb (48x4) of DDR5, for £370
might need to cop so I can stream
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>>106189 #
If you look at this tok through the phone app, it shows up as a collaboration as is listed on three girls' profiles. Another thing the web version is missing.
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>>106322 #
Wonder how it shows up in the api, just checked the tikwm response and it seems unchanged. I remember one susu tok that had someone else listed as an author in tikwm, that totally broke my script not so long ago.
This one, I've pulled it off not from "sucubite0" but from "susucosplays".
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>>106323 #
Another challenge for you, fricking nerd: see if you can get the tokID of the sub-only ones, maybe tikWM can then reply with something?!
>>106324 #
Buddy, I don't actually know what I'm doing. Also pretty sure sub only ones are behind paywall and they aren't dumb enough to expose those in any way.
>>106325 #
I read on the awemer thread than in the past you could get toks from private profiles as long as you knew the tokID, furhaps is the same with sub-only....
>>106326 #
Yea but that was before the recent changes that broke everything. Anyway everyone that I've tried to pull some information out of is very tight lipped about how to work this thing so unless you've got some education in reverse engineering apps we're probably not going to get anywhere.
I don't even know why tbh since for example the tikwm guy exposes a non-limited endpoint right now that I bet has to cost him a whole lot if it's used extensively.
I clicked on random menus and I can see Arie's sub-only toks except they're a little bit darkened and have the Subscribe button watermark over them this is so epic
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I can't take asmongold seriously, he looks so much like how you'd imagine a world of warcraft streamer to look. Slightly unwashed.
And every clip I've seen of him talking politics he comes off very low iq. Gullible.
Reminds me of someone I went to 6th form with
>>106328 #
Yea I can see that too, I think it's possible to get "something" if you snooped on the packets sent but I won't be able to do it for like another month or 2 at least, sorry neko.
Here's something to make you feel better though: @koqimoqivv another mid for your collection that just popped up on my fyp.
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Ultra rare exclusive Arie only for the nekos
>>106334 #
The one you click on doesn't load, you have to choose the one before or after and then swipe :)
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zomg, h-hi goth germ... ^_^
>>106337 #
She's saur bad but if you don't know polish I bet it's fiiiiiiine, it's fiiiiiiiiiiine.
Anyway I HATE WHEN SITES ARE DOING THE NON-REPEATABLE thing, I've just had a popup, with some "extension" from tiktok that I could've clicked and it opened some kind of new site layout thing whatever tf was that on brave, and now the button is GONE. FUCK YOU tiktok. I got curious and was wondering if it's just a repackage of the site for 0 reason whatsoever or if it has different capabilities but I closed it and now I cannot open it again…
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THERE IT IS AGAIN FUCKERS I WILL KILL WHOEVER DOES THAT. That PC App button? Yea that doesn't show on every reload, only if it wants to lmao.
>>106339 #
Works on my machine, in fact, I even got it earlier today (again) just to be reminded it's the same thing as the web version :)
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>>106340 #
It is, I was just wondering.
>>106342 #
That's not gonna fix her, she needs an attitude adjustment.
Oh look new melondokii
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'member when Melon wasn't mid
tbh, I would post melon
she is a good tokker and cute
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i fucking hate my job i fucking crate my job, you know what I did today? I played slay the spire and doomscrolled for 2 hours and 40 minutes of my 3 hour shift. I FUCKING HATE MY JOB
>>106348 #
Isn't that a self-inflicted wound? You could be doing anything else that isn't killing you to do during those hours.
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>>106350 #
I cannot decide if I should respond with a stupid joke or not…
Anyway you've got that book you were reading, you can LITERALLY bring books in there and read them nobody is standing behind your back and trying to get you to slave away every minute of the day. It's definitely a (You) problem. I could allocate the time to something less interesting that I would definitely not do at home but that would be good for me.
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>>106351 #
I should read, I did it for like 2 days last week and then just forgot to do it this week. I shall take my book, cheerio.
>>106352 #
I don't have a need for pens, printer paper or random books
>>106353 #
Maybe you could cover yourself in all that printer paper, absorbing the bisphenol and increasing your estrogen production tenfold, you'll be a pretty lady in a few months then.
Lesbian hikers be like, maybe you should take a dyke
>>106358 #
If I start lifting big rocks will I get a cute gf before christmas? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
peace out suckers, im headed to the jim
>>106359 #
I can confirm that smoking crack rock will get you all the cute gfs you want in your dreams.
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>>106364 #
That's not really helpful, I bet teeth are less than 100g total so it wouldn't even show up on the scale
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WHERESYOURHEADATATATATATATATATATAT
You now remember
Reading mein kampf two chapters fore I go to sleep
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Still mourning my fu
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>>106372 #
I've got stupid glasses, so what you're saying basically is I would make a great tokbando?
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>>106374 #
I have no idea who that is except that you might've posted that tok before because I know it.
Also being bald doesn't matter for cosplaying because you wigfraud anyway buddy.
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Neko #2, a winner is (You)
Which Neko am I?
#2d1 (1 + 1 = 2)
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I need to get back into reading this manga, I've got like 7 more volumes to go and there hasn't even been any gay sex yet
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>>106385 #
35 euros for like 20 seconds of touching her? if we extrapolate this a little, thats 105 euros per minute, for an hourly rate of 6,300 euros.
not bad when you remember the con lasts 3 days and is open for like 6 hours of those days, easiest 113,400 euros you'll ever earn in a weekend. If you put half of that into the S&P 500 with an annual return of 4.7%, in 34 years you'd have ~4.8 billion
>>106386 #
Let's be honest, even if you get 10 clients for a whole con day you're probably earning well. Unbelievable but I guess those guys, specifically gojo is kind of a heartthrob tt guy, I've looked at his toks and I get how the women would love those, very metrosexual.
>>106387 #
Fortunately for you, all the nekos look that good. All you need is the cosplay and a plane ticket to Dusseldorf
>>106389 #
O.o
Shrivix could have avoided the money and maybe paid them in exposure methinks
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>>106389 #
The gojo guy is bigger than shrivix, account wise.
>>106388 #
>all the nekos look that good
I wish I was looking that good.
>>106394 #
Tbf, he's both good looking and in shape AND also willing to do the worst kind of stuff, I think I can recognize those women gacha game characters on some of his toks. You know the one, that one that's pretty much targeted at female gooners.
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>no seriously we're still friends
>>106395 #
The only females I talk to are theyfabs, why would you think I know what (normal) women like?
Also, in a theyfab related note, saw some posts online of other trans people hating on theyfabs, basically accusing them of being fake trans for clout but just hiding behind actually being female and presenting feminine to be accepted in society. which, even not in the trans community I get, that is so fucking true, I love theyfabs btw.
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>>106396 #
>(kinda)
I genuinely have nothing to say except I am personally disappointed in how bad she is at this whole… Relationships thing.
>>106397 #
>why would you think I know what (normal) women like?
I literally said it is not for normal women so it would probably fit for some of your BGC crew. They just might not be shameless enough to admit it though.
I've looked it up the name is Love and Deepspace.
>>106399 #
she literally tweeted when announcing the breakup that she shouldn't have been so public with the relationship, yet she constantly mentions her breakups in tiktoks and stuff, just shut the fuck up about it, your tiktok isnt related to your relationship drama, YOU are making it that way.
really, Nova was the victim in all this.
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>>106402 #
I would zip it up and upload an archive just for a gimmick post but on the other hand it's too much work, sorry.
>>106403 #
I also wouldnt download it because watching all of her stuff is too much effort just to find the good toks so dont sweat it
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i hate every tok
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Melon doesn't have a single good tok after 7XXX
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>>106412 #
lemme find it
>>106414 #
whoops didnt see the post
>>106415 #
that is a very legitimate reason to like a tigtog.
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE
describe it to me instead
its like geoguessr but boni toks
you like that one solely because of the audio zzzzzzzZZZZzzz
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>>106417 #
Okay, here's round 1 of boni guesser, [EASY DIFFICULTY]
clue 1: Mew mew the reduction of the jaw
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>>106416 #
>tum tum in my ear drum drum
I had no idea what tok you were talking about at all. I had to google whatever you wrote and then go through every single tok released this year in order to find it
lá ele
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>>106422 #
I may have failfished and picked a tok from late last year.
My new nomination for best Bonitok goes to the duet with Snoo
>>106426 #
>the duet with Snoo
Naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, it's over for the boniposter… He will literally never recover from this slight.
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>>106428 #
My votes for top 3 boni toks would be this cosplay at the whatever event this is where she's doing the WAIT THEY DONT LOVE ME LIKE I LOVE YOU dance, the mita cosplay set to bladee's reality surf, and one of the kokichi toks from april on bubble_juice, I can't decide which I like most, maybe this one, they all feel very 2018/2019 tiktok
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idek which toks I would have in my top 10, let alone a top 3
this one is in top 3 tho, for sure
its so fucking good
I know toks
me too
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or maybe not, I just saw at least 3 toks better than it and they arent top 3 toks
I think this one is top 3 for sure tho, for sure
its so good
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no wait this one is top 3, not the other two
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I know a lay who thinks this is a top 3 for sure
>>106436 #
that is a really good tok, I love that audio
>>106435 #
This is the most iconic boni hair in my opinion, its what I think of when I think of boni
>>106434 #
not a super big fan of this tok, it's good, but not a top 15 imo
>>106431 #
>3 years ago
not in contention for best tok of THIS year
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My toks of the year are all from the same cavefu so I'll attach this one instead =)
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holy i was just reminded of a fucking banger killer banger tok its in my top 3 of this year for SURE
>>106443 #
How is there no way, I attached her like 10 times on the 'cord before she started caveposting
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another top 3
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and the last top 3 of this year (not in order)
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honorable mention
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>>106451 #
I have snoo blocked so I dunno what tok you are talking about, it probably doesnt show up for me so I dont have it saved
>>106453 #
See >>103983 ➡ # (I posted it 😀)
i love boni rolly rolly with the devil ranch
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that shinobu cos isnt even in her top 3 rolly devil ranch toks (it might be one of the most recurring audios she makes toks to)
Number 2 of the year >>103987 ➡ #
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top 3 acid toks of this year? yeah I'll bost em
top 3 acid toks of this year? oh wait she only posted two fuuuuck
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all 3 :)
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I can't open Acid's profile, she never showed up on my fyp and I intend to keep it that way.
#THEPUPPET
You say too late to start, that you're stuck playing Deadlock... that you wont stream any of it
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one day I will use chatgpt to generate me a python script that can take all of the thumbnails of the toks in my boni folders and turn them into jpgs that I will import into a tier list or a knockout bracket and then rank the toks against each other, using a simple "better than the last tok" metric and then end up with what I, in the moment, think is the definitive ranking of all boni toks, shit like this included
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there we go, my top 3
>>106475 #
[YouTube] ???
V-V-V Vanish, no one know's where she's at.
Before you turn around you'll feel her knife in your back
And the best is (best is)
She's got the tricks of the trade
Fan of Knives - Adrenalin rush - yeah she's got you made
charing is karing
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Tok of the day
>>106479 #
nora mogs this tokker
holy fuck just thought about noras fat fucking ass shaking to this aduio and my eyes are glossing over i cant see the screen
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>caring about Nora in the big 75XXXX 💔🥀
can't believe there are a whole 50 peopleprobablydoing shit all on the cave posting uggos all day long
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@hatewatcher neko
sub 10 wakeup lets gooo
woke up with a headache, its over
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when I woke up earlier, there was a bird in the woods outside that sounded just like an alarm clock. holy annoying bird
theres a puzzle game youtuber i watch and one of the series he is doing right now is on a game called Lingo 2 which is incredibly strange but thats besides the point
at multiple points I have thought "oh, he is like halfway done with the game now, cant wait to see the final episodes"
someone in the comment section pointed out that he is about halfway to a progression point that isnt even halfway towards the end of the game, after 23 half hour episodes (edited down to mostly only containing actual content). he probably has 50+ hours so far
the funniest part, though, is that one of the comments in that reply chain pointed out that if you go to the youtube playlist for his videos of that game, there are 110 uploaded but not yet released videos oh my lay
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>>106495 #
So what you're saying is @streamerneko when are you playing Lingo 2?It looks strange, I dunno if I'd like a game focused on world puzzles tbh.
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my favourite puzzle game*
how about you download and install 192mg of test-E
might become a mechanical keyboard guy. thoughts, opinions?
>>106502 #
first mechanical keyboard, get some new keycaps, add the silent dlc, throw in some LGBT RGB LEDs
>>106503 #
have you been using a membrane keyboard this entire time? also wtf is all that other stuff you wrote after "get some new keycaps"
>>106504 #
yeah I've always just bought the cheapest, shitjob 'board straight from china. Yesterday I saw an offer on a mechanical keyboard at the same place I mentioned the RAM, was like 75% off, might cop
do you know anything about what switches are inside it? I have cherry reds, I believe
>Cherry MX Red mechanical gaming switches
yeah
I like mechanicals, will probably never go back to using membrane keyboards for my desktop
there's too much choice online, I feel like what I want is a nice white keyboard with no LEDS and most have fricking LEDS
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>>106499 #
Buddy you don't even have a CPU new enough to be able to handle more than 64GB of RAM most probably.
>>106510 #
Funny thing I like the stupid laptop keyboards personally, the low profile really helps me with typing fast for some reason. I don't know if it's possible to get one of those for PC easily though.
<this is me (except I'm not female)
>>106514 #
I think I mightve liked them more if they werent more compact as well. My hands are wide as fuck so I end up having my fingers splayed too much and typing the wrong characters all the time
tho, back in the end of HS I used to be pretty good at typing on a macbook keyboard. think I got my (then) all time wpm high of like 142 wpm (now broken on a normal keyboard)
>>106515 #
>more compact as well
I think a regular laptop keyboard, well not a modern but let's say like 10+ year old keyboard would have similar dimensions to what I'm using now, except for not having the numpad of course. I'd love a full keyboard like I'm having right now with low profile.
>I used to be pretty good at typing on a macbook keyboard.
I've had an old thinkpad that was at this point probably 15+year old and it was great, well before the keyboard keys started popping out because of overuse. I was definitely typing faster with less travel but also I was typing way way more back then since I was using that laptop to do the notes on the courses I was in.
holy frick im sooooooo tired i dont want to go to work zzzzz
im practically falling asleep just standing up today
must be something being beamed down on our planet by the alyuns
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>>106519 #
It's the 5g nanobots that have been activated (through the HAARP) (because you have taken the COVID-19 vaccine and the 1st booster and the 2nd booster and the 3rd booster and the 4th booster)
But also good luck at work, workneko, we should all aspire to be the jobful employcels just like you.
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/biz/ idea: #steal now, pay later. Rather than paying the 5 NekoCoin upfront to #steal, what if we allowed users to finance it, and pay 1 NekoCoin a month until their payment is complete?
>>106524 #
pretty sure these companies dont charge interest if you pay it off in like less than 6 months (as agreed upon), they only charge interest if you really stretch out the timer or if you miss a payment then they jack up the debt.
thats why they're all in financial trouble, they dont make much money
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>>106525 #
Aren't they getting into financial trouble because the debt goes unpaid moreso than them not making any money on the loans? I think it's a statistical certainty that some people will stretch the loans, it's just that the model is kinda dumb as bricks since the people that will stretch them… Will have harder time paying back and very high chance of defaulting outright… But that's like the basics of loan management that any bank quant or whoever does that will tell you.
Especially since in america there's this fun thing called individual bankruptcy where you can basically erase any debt (if you own not much, if you own stuff I guess it can be a negative)
CHU CHU LOVELY MUNI MUNI MUNA MUNA
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While I was swimming there was a group of jogging girls and one of them stopped and went hiiiiiii ^_^ hello :3 and I just rose my arm non-chalantly and did 🤙 and she giggled and jogged away (REAL)
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laylay meetup in tokyo, japan. Summer of 2032.
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When fus use the "she looks just like a dream, the pretties girl I've ever seen" audio like sweetie.... the song isn't about you 🥀🥀
why is blud watermarking her toks now 💀💀💀
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>>106538 #
Yea I did, I was just waiting for you to answer BUDDY, thanks for leaving me on READ for 40 MINUTES. Such friend…
At least it isn't another bbno$ song though.
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Have you seen this bunny?Now you have.
Oh yea, he didn't even wake up before 10, what was it, 3 days, 4 days? It's over
This stupid b-word Emiru is ruining everyfu I like, first she groomed Bombi (now she's fat), then she started streaming with Nora (now she's no longer a furry) and now she's going to baseball games with Celebi I hate her and hope she dies
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absolutely eric post from tenshillion
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The R3 circlejerk technology is finally here
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>>106548 #
@leagueneko your response? Look at this english rose that WANTS you SO BADLY!!!
>>106549 #
>I didn't get invited to the GC AGAIN
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 I HATE YOU TOO
nvm it was a 2 minute yaptok, I'll post something normal
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britnekos I am on my HP Sauce grind currently
eating it on eggs and now on a frozen pidzer
>>106550 #
tenshi has two things going for her, that's being skinny and being brunette and sorry, I only like MEN
MEN stands for menhera equator notMen
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I hope tenshiposter actually sent a mod application because she would 100% consider it
oh yea I found some hilarious piece of news today https://www.404media.co/pro-ai-subreddit-bans-uptick-of-users-who-suffer-from-ai-delusions/
tl;dr mods on reddit subs that are "ai accelerationist" as in basically believe in agi 2025, 2 more weeks have to moderate a bunch of schizos nowadays because of gpt feedback loop
>>106554 #
as funny as it would be to be Charles Princeworth, esquire, and moderator of the Tenshi Chat, I have better things to do than sit there and "run the predictions" and ban people. Also she streams mostly when I'm at work.
>>106556 #
But I've heard you're quitting work, isn't that the best opportunity then? Instead of getting paid to do work you can not get paid to do work but for Tenshillion the Magnificent
HOLY FUCK TIS BEEN BARKING FOR 25 MINUTES STRAIGHT IM ACTUALLY GOING GIGA INSANE I HATE THE DOG I AHTE THE DOG I ATE THE DOG
>>106558 #
But you cannot carry her on valorant (the game you're bad at) and you can on league (the game you're bad at but better than her)
Rebound list anyone?
just sent in sell orders for my stocks, hoping they execute tomorrow
sold the ones in the blue and im bagholding the rental market stock i have cus I am -32% on it since purchase and it was my 2nd biggest one.
hoping it will go up just a bit more so I can sell it at a loss but not quite as hard of a loss as now
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Yeah I'm dropping her for being transphobic, and I ask that all laylays stand with me on this, in PRIDE MONTH too???
she is so fucking bad
>genuinely, the valorant streams were so fucking boring bro. these league str these lea these le league streams bro are my fucking calling. im so glad i found league of legends bro
enjoy more league slop forever chaz
>20 degrees
feels like 35 desu
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bonglays thoughts?
>>106576 #
saw some shit about her recently, apparently she said she was gonna put herself in a box for 24 hours and 'let anyone do whatever they want to me'
which, like the 1000 guy gangbang in 24 hours, will obviously never happen.
truly journalism has fallen far when the economist are making shill pieces for some onlyfans whore
>>106577 #
>which, like the 1000 guy gangbang in 24 hours, will obviously never happen
she DID have sex with 1057 guys in 12 hours
>>106578 #
where's the video then? she has an onlyfans, could've livestreamed it, could upload the full thing, no proof it ever happened, because it obviously didnt fucking happen
>>106579 #
the columnist says that the footage was harrowing to look at and described some of the things that happened in it so I assume there is a video somewhere to see
>>106580 #
yeah they have not seen a single piece of the 1000 guy gangbang, it never happened. hope this helps.
>>106581 #
I would sooner believe the columnist describing events too absurd to come up with as a creative writing exercise over someone who assumedly hasn't looked for the video proclaim it doesnt exist
>>106582 #
I just looked for the video, I cannot find it, because it doesn't exist. Allegedly, the only thing that exists is a 7 minute 'preview' on her twitter.
7 minutes is a bit shy of 12 hours.
>>106584 #
okay I've found the preview, it's 4 minutes long, released in february, and includes clips of her kissing guys, having them lick her pusy (seriously what the fuck was he thinking) and giving handjobs. there is no way every single guy had penetrative sex with her, even in best case scenarios there's just not enough time, especially when she is wasting time with non penetrative sex actions.
Here is what I believe happened, she had sex with like 40 guys, clean guys who she knows aren't gonna try anything weird, and they just recycled back around in different orders changing their clothes, the vast majority of male performers are wearing facial coverings so you'd never know if the same guy showed up 10 times.
>>106586 #
this. did. not. happen.
>>106585 #
some dude apparently brought his mom and the final guy shook the hand of the camera man and then broke out into a rendition of "You've Got A Friend In Me" from Toy Story as he came
laylay be like:
>biggest spreader of misinformation on the burma
laylay also be like:
>zealous conviction of a woman NOT being a whore in 2025 and fighting to the death about making sure she does not possibly lie about it
>>106588 #
she's a massive fucking whore, I just also imagine she's a grifter like every onlyfans whore, she wants the money. it'd be a lot easier to fake a 1057 man sexual run than actually do it.
if it's real, why wasn't it livestreamed, why has it been 6 months and the full video still doesn't exist?
for the future records, laylay just typed
>she's a massive fucking whore, I just also imagine she's a perfect angel who can do nothing wrong except marry me and have three beautiful kids before we split apart 20 years down the line
and then removed it all and wrote what you see now
I believe it did and the only way you can change my mind is by swearing an oath to never spread misinformation again (NOT POSSIBLE, IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE, THIS. WILL. NOT. HAPPEN.)
if it was about an american porn star doing it, lay would be all like "THIS. HAPPENED." amiright burmas
im just mad I missed out on her freshers week events last year ;__;, she was touring around the UK fucking uni students (no video evidence of this exists, but she swears she was)
I have 570 TenshiTokens, you can use the !gamble all command to potentially double your tokens, so if I win 9 times in a row I'll have over 200,000 and get to use the "pick my cosplay" button
>>106597 #
>you can use the !gamble all command to potentially double your tokens
not the same currency
>>106598 #
why the fuck does she have 2 things named TenshiTokens, the only way to get 200,000 must just be sitting there watching every stream for a year
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good tok
The tenshi token scam of 2025…
>>106599 #
you gamble on her losing every match (statistically likely outcome)
have you never seen all the shit about "preds"? its literally why she is looking for new mods, so people can use the predict feature to gamble channel points
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they use channel points (these) and reward the same ones
T = trillion, tn is tonnes
I have 1,7 tonnes of gold coins
thats £135403 worth of gold btw not flexing or anything
>>106606 #
>thats £135403 worth of gold btw not flexing or anything
Wait wtf, it already hit an all time low?
sold? diamond hands to the moon CHUD
HE FUCKIN DIID IT!!!!
>laylay has some cool as chevron symbol
what the spruce im so jelly
>he spent more time writing a crybaby blogpost about being unable to find a key, than actually looking for the key
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key? yeah, I post her
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>>106616 #
>chevron
I have no idea which one was that, lemme find it again ∧, oh you mean the logical and, yeap, I think I have a bunch of logical gates on this one :D
We postin Kay? LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (I'm opening the explorer right freaking now) «look at this Kay»
just saw a youtube video about a guy living in a van instead of paying for rent at uni, might go all in and become a van life guy.
>>106621 #
when I moved across the country to study a few years ago (dropped out of that program), I was considering living in the back of my car for a few days to sort out living arrangements
my parents really did not agree with my idea
>>106621 #
>>106623 #
Ain't you both living in countries where winters would LITERALLY kill you (in a car)?
also school starts in august here so it wouldnt have been that bad
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>>106624 #
UK winters aren't deadly, they're dadly. Dads love them.
They aren't fricking deadly because if they were the h*m*less scourge would be sorted
tenshi is so FUCKING BAD
NLs current game looks fun
another loss, PAY OUT THE DOUBTERS.
>>106627 #
I actually totally forgot U Kay is on the same geographical height as pooland, except for having more temperate climate because of being an island and we have it a bit more continental.
Anyway I doubt the winters are survivable outside without a lot of prep. You just have a support structure for the homeless just like we do (or no homeless)
tenshi almost has more games played this season than I have
>>106634 #
difference is she gets paid to play this game, whereas you pay girls to play with you on the gaming edater site that I streamed
>not even putting up 1k tokens on the doubt
what a PUSSY this lay is his BATTYHOLE LEAKIN
I PUT EVERY TOKEN I HAVE IN
she is statistically likely to lose and the payout for a loss is 1:2,45 and you are skimping on the coins
LMAO
>she can only talk about relationship drama
zzzz
SHE DID IT
SHE DID THE GOOD GIRLS LIKE BAD GUYS BIT
WE'RE SO BACK
holy fuck this story is so entertaining. i-
Im like totally laughing and
and then everyone blocked me. yurp, that happened.
she is freaking out over her singed executing but that is a valid strategy for that character (though he fucked the strategy up)
its like pulling the wave but instead of doing it with your own minions, you are behind the enemy tier 1 killing minions and then executing (dying to a tower without an enemy getting kill credit for it) basically denying but you cant let an enemy touch you for like 15 sec
oh cutting the wave, yeah, they kinda patched that out of dota at least for the first wave
I posted a screenshot of my league game somewhere a few days ago and someone called me cursed for having my minimap on the left
the dotaheads would know, though
ICANT
>used flash in base
nice good job rankup game
imagine if tenshi just got up and did a glute spread on cam like an olympian body builder
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>bodybuilders post shit like this of themselves on reddit
oh im laffin
I went all in on a loss and she's actually kind of owning?
her team has 0 kills aside from her's and the enemy team has 3 kills
found the hat
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/156107982/gentleman-chogath-beanie-red-top-hat
might cop
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quads gotten
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okay I've found my quads tok, I'm gonna post it for my quads that I've gotten right now
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another quads for boni
ez pz for the kid
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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i missed the quads, always the bridesmaid, never the bride...
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>>106669 #
I actually don't… It's been too long…
Or maybe that was the time when I was physically dead because of my job. I hate working…
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>>106671 #
that was pre-turdy invasion, were you working back then?
I remember it because you guys were so hellbent on being le quinterinos so NOBODY posted for like minutes but now it seems like everyone wants to be le miss the getterinos but I invented that, I was the first one I AM THE CREATOR
also quads rn you guys missed the secret legendary quads (in uzbek 6673 is like a legendary number o algo)
Tabbed back in and she's losing hard, the world is good again.
does she carry this?
>>106673 #
>were you working back then
Yeap, I think it was the tail end of my career at that place that I was complaining about all the time, or maybe I wasn't complaining here but I was really tired anyway.
>but now it seems like everyone wants to be le miss the getterinos but I invented that
I posted a quad miss because it's a bit boring to get the quads all the time, I could do that but it's not fun and unsportsmanlike.
Lmao it failed uploading, I give up.
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isnt this fucking tenshi?
>>106662 #
>>106679 #
https://www.etsy.com/se-en/people/doijmkbl this is her etsy page, then
Oh, one of her mods is lurking here btw, I just got randomly @'d in her chat with him calling me a laylay, it's joever
WHAT HAHAHHAH
PXSSION my god my idol
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googling gary's identity has been revealed...
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passion what do you think about boni
I'd say W
>awo
bro was gonna right awooga
no he was going to type awooooooo :3
PLEASE be patient. I have awoooootism
cant believe we would have a new member on the burmanews forum in 2025
for all it matters, at least I do not dislike passion as a mod
>>106692 #
Laylay liveposting is more interesting than moderating Tenshi chat, he figured out all the funny posts were from here so he just came to the source
The funniest part: a random guy from tenshis chat could blend in BETTER than the cavies.
Imagine that…
>>106693 #
HAHAAHAHHA
this is the part where passion realises the secret cabal behind the 8th place on the rebound list joke
Bro this forum is actually way more entertaining ngl
>>106695 #
They've known for months, I didn't mention this at the time, but Tenshi has stated she found out about 'chen, like 6ish months ago?
I popped into her chat once and she said my name and said, do you post on, she didn't say the name but suggested she found an imageboard I was from. Her and her mods read 'chen, and probably end given that they're here on burma now.
>>106700 #
thats how they discovered it I believe, my username is indexed on nekochen
Anyone here got laid recently or we been tiktoking
>>106699 #
nah this site is on the clearnet and easily findable since it's indexed by googles crawlers
just google a name like "chazprinceton" and you'd find this site instantly
its just funny that it ended up happening given that its such a small irrelevant community
>>106697 #
makes sense
>>106700 #
>my jokes were so funny they had to google my user to find out more
french gayTATION bros, yeah, they do not care about you
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I just realised, there's now a 100% chance that tenshi and all her mods have seen the stream compilation of the rebound joke stream
I dont think so since it wasnt ever posted here due to the filesize
you streamed it once
you did? >>106707HHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS SOP FUNNY
Oh we surely did. The rebound thing was crazy good
oh my lanta thats so gold
okay this is really funny but can she lose already? I need my tenshi tokens
From time to time, just to see you all posting bangers
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passion please, this is urgent and I need your sincere opinion
thoughts on this tok?
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oh my, I didn't know there were LADIES lurking here, I would've been more respectful, I'm actually a pretty kind and generous laylay, and not to brag but I am 6'5 and Silver 2 in league, if any streamer ladies ever need boosting ;)
99% of the posts here are good, you guys are an incredible source of good toks and that's one of them
Guys what happens if tiktok shut down....
>she did more damage than her entire team combined
>still lost
just like my league games
>this means that she probably read us talking about how the breakup timeline didnt make sense
FUCK I HATE BEING ESL I CANT COME UP WITH WORDS
better install pigeon guys...
Most of the thing you said here were kept hidden all good. I just loved seeing you all reacting
Yeah she doesnt come here
You wouldn't know her, she goes to a different board.
>raids the ugliest fucking guy on the planet
Yeah, I look better than him and could coach her much better, plus I live in Skegness so I'm local
passion PLEASE tell her to listen to whatleys advice he is good at the game and his build might help her win more games
Will tell her that dw
bruh what is this stream
male version of ohhpinkk
passion please tell her thisPRANKED HAHA GOT YOU DUMPASS
wait passion does toonthewhale know of the rebound video?
>theres a chance toon was reminded of the "dont make jokes about virgins, my dear friend toonthewhale might take offense" joke
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passion please tell her this7277785173213662507_h264.mp4
the cave has tokfus visit, we have a fucking twitch chat moderator come visit, yeah, it's time to admit that cavies won.
the cavers groom kids, we just make friends with twitch chat moderators so our messages get read and laughed at
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>>106739 #
It's actually a good thing, I don't think it's ever a good thing whenever fus visit places like this, even if it were neko where we're all well behaved
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I was gonna queue up on league but I am busy laughing my ass off at this revelation
nekogods, it's our time
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>>106745 #
It's for the best, even when we're saying nothing but nice things they shouldn't be here, googling gary probably being acid's bf is fine, he didn't seem to post again after that first time.
I'm also glad Nora will never visit, I would be so shy if such a pretty lady posted here and saw all the comments I'd made about her fat fucking bubble butt
>>106745 #
>even if it were neko where we're all well behaved
that's whyI banned Kay for 4 years before I got my mod removed
wait... passion... you broke rule 2... sorry buddy, enjoy the permaban...
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>>106750 #
dem rules dem rules, time to GO
also what is even rule 2
oh yeah, time to go BUDDY, you have crossed the line and uuuuh drawn the line in the sand?
wait... passion... you broke rule 1... sorry buddy, welcome to the club 😎
👋Bye byeeeee 👋Bye passion 👋👋Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 👋
Been fun lads o7
>>106694 #
He also knew the lingo, like calling me a laylay, clearly he believes in lurk moar. I say he, I don't know if passion is infact a cute girl, *moves hair out of face* haha wouldnt it be funny if passion was a cute 22 year old girl...
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>stop being a crying laylay
top 5 scariest messages to read on a thursday evening unprovoked
>>106759 #
Like I wrote, Tenshi did once ask me if I posted on a "small internet forum", so back then I knew that she and some of her mods knew, they just havent mentioned it since, and also didn't ban me, so I guess that was hecking approval.
>probably read all my posts about the noice streams
NOOOO BRING BACK NOICE WE LOVE NOICE
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I doubt they'd lurk through old threads but maybe whatever thread they arrived on when finding the site
>>106763 #
I mean, fair, but also we didn't really talk about her stream that frequently so looking through like 30?40? old threads would just be reading about le blogpost about muh life and muh job and lacrossefu
>I'm sure she spends 8 hours a day reading every single neko post
just like me...
>>106762 #
what else does a twitch streamer to do besides sleep and stream? I'm sure she spends 8 hours a day reading every single neko post
>>106760 #
This is super approved, but the last time she read it was like ages ago
>>106762 #
Oh i surely did
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>>106762 #
you've gotta start posting your league victories more often, you'll get your name on the rebound list if you pwn enough noobs
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>>106764 #
>Oh i surely did
passion has read more of my posts than chaz has (reading is hard for him) wow its like we are best friends I'll give you mod in my twitch chat you can be my first mod for when I restart the neko night movie streams
>>106767 #
so true
wait THATS MY POST
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>>106765 #
my winrate is steady climbing and I will probably hit diamond this week 💪💪💪💪
@chazrick do you work on saturday? or like bgc or smn >>106772 # READING. IS. HARD. OKAY?
>>106766 #
I am kinda interested in those movie night I saw you talking about from time to time, cant lie
going live, going live, turn on the twitch chat
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>>106769 #
I have had this job for 9 months and you still don't know if I work on caturday, the day of the nekos?
Well, I used to have D&D on saturday but not anymore.
pic related, its me and my gf
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for the past 8 months I have been in literal fight or flight mode trying to survive OKAY? ITS HARD BEING A NEKOJIN IN 2025 WHEN YOUR FU DOESNT POST ANY TOKS!!!
ok since oyu have nothing on saturday
>>106770 #
idk what timezone you are in but on this saturday, 8 pm CEST (so 3 hours ago from whatever time it is for you now) I will stream a movie
ill link the stream here like 10 min ahead of time probably maybe
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>>106773 #
>WHEN YOUR FU DOESNT POST ANY TOKS
Your fu posted like 24 toks month to date buddy, you're a prince of lies…
My fu on the other hand posted like… 3… and then my other fu posted like… 0 for the last 3 months or something
Oh I got trips :D Another win for me, the neko that gets the trips :D
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>>106777 #
>yap tok 1
>yap tok 2
>tok of her with some brazilian song about SEX
>yap tok 3
>yap tok 4 but with a mustache filter
>>106777 #
FUCK YOU
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>>106778 #
>tok of her with some brazilian song about SEX
Also ain't those your freaking favorite? You love the funny brazilian songs el gato «nao falsa»
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>>106779 #
quero meter nessa atendente ela tem bundão legal
ela disse "eu tenho trinta anos"
eu disse "que bom, porque eu tenho trinta paus"
so true you got me
WATASHI WA, POWA!!!!!!! *mirtilogames tok* or maybe it was maeveblueberry
Are my messages showing up on chat I can't see my own writings :(
>>106788 #>>106923 #
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Boni pinned this tok
good tok. smart choice boni its a good tok I love this tok
+2
why did she randomly spawn "The Chaz" over her face???
she is also here, lurking, reading every post
thats why she pinned it. I put it as one of my top 3 of this year and she was like "lay right"
ITS FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH 0.o
me
you
the third guy
4th guy (sleeping guy)
5th guy (mod guy)
6th guy (neko guy)
1th girl (maybe)
thoughts on this theory? opinions? legislation?
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thank god for that, we already established t hat I like MEN
M y
E quatorial
N ekofu
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I like WOMEN.
Woah look at that fat ass zooo wee mama
O
M
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holy fuck my pants just fucking RIPPED
no but actuallyHOW did they end up finding this place WHAT did they search
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Really regret not bringing a puter with me, my brain can't handle a day without screen time
>>106813 #
Cala boca viadão
>>106812 #
>Cala boca viadão
RUDE, I was just quoting your post https://endchan.org/neko/res/2559.html#q3152
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If you think about it, we are the biggest Tenshi fanclub on the internet, we actually talk about her whilst her stream is offline.
Spoilering to not pollute BurmaTV
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>come across this in an almost 1 year old endchan thread
>>106815 #
we probably talk more about her than her discord does
also the deus ex video
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THATS TRUE
THE GEKKO VOICE LINE IS SO FUNNYI might be a hate watcher but the times we have been shitposting in her chat were so funcopy pasting peoples messages halfway through, coming up with random shit and allat
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>you now realize tenshi mightve seen the dragula clip where he is sweating his ass off clutching as reyna
AHHAAHAHAAH
its such underrated humour watching someone be bad at a game you are good at so I imagine watching the dragula video or the one where he fucking 360 dodges the gecko ult must be goldkino top +2s for a legendary immo 2 peaker
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fuck I dont know where the dragula video is saved
I cant find it
man, the brokeback movie night was so legendary
I told my friend about how much I love this movie a few weeks ago. her fiancé thought I was doing this really extended bit where I was bullshitting the entire time
its actually just too good
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>>106825 #
It suffers from having a joke reputation as the 'gay cowboy movie' but it's legitimately one of the best films I've ever seen, it's beautiful, the characters are well written and excellently performed, you forget you're watching a gay cowboy movie, it's just one of the best and most tragic love stories put to film. There's no silly romcom moments, there's no standard 'oh will they wont they' tease keeping you blueballed for the whole film, it's pretty simple, they cant be together and Ennis hates himself for being gay (he is LITERALLY me)
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>>106828 #
yeah. even though you know I aint queer, everyone has felt something like that at some point. that longing for something, even though you know it's right there
she said she was going to watch it this weekend and I would've joined but had to study for my examwe all know how that went lolebut I'll have to call her to see if she has watched it yet
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>5 guys discussing brokeback mountain forever
underrated but very on note
Burma News more like Brokeback Nudes, Jack Gyllenhaal AI Deepfakes Big Cock Stroking Gooning Big Cumshot Explosion 18+ NSFW AI ChatGPT Claude
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FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS WRITING IN THE SEARCHBAR
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think you would've had to been recording them since I dont recall there ever being vods nor clips
watch this tok real fast for me
>>106838 #
its over
>>106837 #
There were no vods, I did check afterwards
>tfw missed an entire stream because he streamed on the day I went home from uni
it just puts you in a trance, doesnt it
wake up, wake uupppppp
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I miss being a retard scrolling tiktok all day, finding stupid kino for the nekos
those days are long gone and we are all aging
I might stream that puzzle game I talked about yesterday some day not too long from now, who knows
>>106842 #
>might stream that puzzle game
I still need to stream The Walking Dead, I bought it weeks ago TO STREAM.
When I quit my job, life will be wonderful indeed, no more bossman, just 12 hour streams and also doing my knitting and felting and working on my rings and reading Sword Art Online: Progressive
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>I still need to stream The W
the WITNESS? LETS GOOOOO
>-alking Dead
YOU FOOLED ME
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I love to hatewatch Tenshi
I love to hatewatch Tenshi
I am her biggest fan
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Good morning to the laylays :DBut only to the ones that wake up early so basically only me 😈
SUB 10
ALARMLESS
SUCK IT BITCHES
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Omg neko miisa so right for this tok, we agree 100% :D
[Achievement Unlocked: Wake Up Before 9am]
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ROLLY WRIST IM THE SHIIIT
TWENNY ONE WITH NO KIIIIDS
woke up earlier and thought "stop being a crybaby laylay" and laughed
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david bowie 'Life on Mars' parody but its 'Mice on Venus'
get to it claudegpt, start writing
its mid and shid
>>106865 #
TWENNY FIFTEEN WHIDE
I GETCHOBENOWITHDAMINDAS
ROLLY WRIST IM THE SHIIIIII
TWENNY ONE WITH NO KIIIIIIDS
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you guys are filling BurmaTV with this freaking ben 10 video
>>106869 #
I knew that was going to be the result of me posting an edit in response but I couldn't stop myself…
My apolocheese laylay···
I will do better next time NOOO THEY DONT WORK HERE MY JOKE RUINED
TALK ABOUT POP MUSIK
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im like literally thanos on the burma i write the rules n shieeet nekka
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👈 Reposted from MeguTV
didnt mean to type, now im forced to post, WHATS MY AGE AGAIN? WHATS MY AGE AGAIN?
uhhh here's a blogpost
life is wonderful, woke up quick at about noon
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🚨🚨 IMPORTANT REMINDER 🚨🚨
DO NOT REPOST FROM MEGU! BURMA IS IN A DIRE STATE AND WE NEED TO REPOPULATE OUR DEAR GEM STORAGES. ONE DISASTEROUS EVENT AND WE CURRENTLY WON'T HAVE ENOUGH GEMS TO SUSTAIN OURSELVES WITH. POST NEW TOKS TO REFILL THE POOL; DO YOUR PART. THANK YOU.
🚨🚨 IMPORTANT REMINDER 🚨🚨
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YU YU YU YU YUY U ITS YOUUUUU
NOBODY ?!??!"?!?!?! BUD YOUUUU
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>>106878 #
oh shit my bad, I didnt notice her I usually only look at boni in these kinds of duo toks
heres another one with just boni
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>>106881 #
>posts another fatty bumbum tok
Yea he LOVES fatties, he would be GLAD if BurmaTV was JUST FATTIES, he's the FATLOVER laylay
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SAID HE LIKES CRAZY PEARLS
BUT HE HATES WHEN I ACT GEMMY
IT TAKES TWO TO REPOST
YOU'VE BEEN GETTING TO IT LATELY
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The laylays refuse to post gemerald LATAM toks? Fine, I'll do it myself. (Thanos Quote, I am LITERALLY him)
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>>106888 #
the filter really fucks up this tok, boni looks so weird, I hate filter golems I hate filter golems
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>>106887 #
>AND IT GOT ONE FREAKING REPLY
From me :D I am the appreciator of parodies (AP for short)
>>106888 #
Well, I don't know so maybe you should enlighten me. Except for maybe for it to be a funky tok, or a ruru tok, oh yea I should post ruru :D
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LOOK FOR THE LETTER NAURRRR KEEP LOOKING BUDDY YOULL FIND IT SOON NAURRRRR
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Holy Maevekino, I forgot about this tok and haven't posted it yet
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Two cowboys doing it, how does that work? I guess Ennis would be on top
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MORE OMORI AND BASIL TOKS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MORE YUME NIKKI TOKS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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Yea I'm moving to that other kitty board, this one has too much boni on BurmaTV
nemuru lookin like an angry cat in the thumbnail
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im doing it, im posting madoka crocs whilst wearing my neko socks
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>>106903 #
We all look like that sometimes. Wtf how is this one not on, NEW UNRELEASED TOK? (I've seen it plenty of times)
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opened a tok on the browser
this was in the recommended
why is he here?????? 0.o
no longer 7 connected ips.. hmmm, peculiar
gonna go play some games on steam because I am a
VIDEO GAME LOVER
WE WITH EACH OTHER
video game lover
we should *waka flocka flame* with each other
sold my stock
>they all go up the day that I sell them on, after my trades executing
>>106913 #
heh, really makes you think that
MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
TRYING HARD TO BEAT THE STAGE
ALL WHILE I AM STILL COLLECTING COINS
bing bing wahoo
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>>106910 #
Was there 7 today? AlsoI've checked the cave and somebody is seething for some reason about is, no idea why
>>106906 #
>bonbi
Ohmygord I can be the first to post bonbi on BURMATV LETS FREAKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Let's start with a classic banger :D
what are they saying
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the cosplay to patreon to brutal murder death gang pipeline...
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>my blogpost didn't get any (You)s
screw this place Im going to nekochen
I have to give it to them, it is pretty funny and the only OC they've ever made not related to lusting over kids
>>106927 #
dozens of posters for like 2 years and they made one funny image (it is just a bad remake of a classic internet image), whereas the laylays make OC daily, here, im gonna make an OC right now
Stephen
>>106927 #
>>106928 #
Well, there's also the rotated webms that somebody is/was making there, those are pretty good, even if I can remake them nowadays
unpopular opinion:I dont think rotating a tok counts as oc
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>>106932 #
Well obviously putting in -vf transpose=1 into the command is no work done, but I think doing a thing like this is at least some effort
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>>106933 #
yeah it requires effort, that I am not denying, but I wouldn't say rotating a tok to fit the camera movements counts as OC in the same way the "my blogpost got no yous, im going to nekochen" does. at least not in my opinion
I think I separate them on levels of creativeness, kinda like the "soul" vs "soulless" debate in terms of art and ai slop
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speaking of AI art, I am unfortunately starting to like the look of more and more so it's becoming a bit of a task justifying my dislike for it on a visceral level
still wont gen it myself. You know I ain't queer
xD >>106937 #
#claude tell me a joke about burmaWhy did the river want to visit Burma? Because it heard the Irrawaddy Flow was amazing!
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good job claude you trid your best
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New funky tok and I haven't seen it yet, place your bets if it's gonna be bbno$
You will not believe it…
fuck I will never get 200k this way...
>>106946 #
Don't worry laylay, 99.9% of the gamblers quit before they hit it big :D
Funny thing, before that laylay pointed out that the heart was there to hide the wig cap I didn't even notice it, I don't really care that much about those things, it must be a fu thing.
me neither
I didnt even notice the heart
and like 20 minutes ago I went "wait, has boni not been wearing her nose ring for months now?" and looked through some toks and, no, she still had it on
I am not a noooticer anymore
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>think noserings are ugly
>my tokbando gets a nosering
>I like noserings now
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in some of the toks its hidden thoughbeit so I have valid reasons for being confused about it
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>>106952 #
I still think they objectively can only ruin a face
At absolute best, it has no impact either which way but I have not once seen someone look better with piercings or facial jewelry of any kind
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>>106954 #
if the facecard is lethal enough to slay, a nosering wont deyassify a queen or king, purr purr.
a couple of days ago we were discussing the "pay in 3" financing businesses and how their business model seems dumb. Just bought some RPG books on ebay, price with delivery came to £95, I can just pay that right now, but it offers me a £5 discount if I use Klarna and Pay In 3, which costs the same, and spreads the payment out over 3 months.
Why are they offering DISCOUNTS to use their service???
Anyway I paid in three, huge saving.
>>106957 #
because people forget to pay or cant pay (which is why they pick the option to begin with) so they can rake in late fees and interest
>>106956 #
I recall you on valorant saying shit like "slay" and "purr purr" all the time, women loved it
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>>106954 #
>I have not once seen someone look better with piercings or facial jewelry of any kind
This is true, there's literally no examples I have ever seen that made them look better.
>>106957 #
>Why are they offering DISCOUNTS to use their service???
Sometimes VC funded companies are retarded and are burning money just to acquire clientele, see: OpenAI or any other AI generative service except for maybe Midjourney
apparently those pay-later companies charge the sellers a fee to use their system on their platform
so like, amazon pays 3,5% of the price to klarna to guarantee that they get their money instantly and then if there are any problems, klarna takes that with the customer
you pay to get the nuisance out of your hair
>>106963 #
Oh, so Klarna's £5 discount comes out of the 3.5%, which is more than 3.5% of what I paid, so they are effectively losing money on financing my sale
I hate tech companies man
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>>106964 #
Let's be honest, it's not even a tech company, it's basically a bank that says they have the "newest tech stack" and somehow they're "different". Yea the same way that SBF was different :D
Though this time they seem to at least have a valid business model, but what's exactly going on remains to be seen.
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posting kino on the burm
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Posting on Burma with my laybros
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>>106967 #
>changing the board name ruined the rhyme
Should've been Laos… Now we've ruined one of the better parodies… All of the heils I've done for my fu
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I'm pooooosting on Lay-OS with all my Kay Bros
I'm pooooosting on Bur-MA with all my Lay Bros
I'm pooooosting on Ne-KO with all my Kay Bros
It's the same amount of syllables
>>106971 #
Yea but neko and laos sound better, I dunno how do you call it, for neko it's not an exact rhyme but it's something about sounding similar.
>>106972 #
You also have to pronounce Laos as Lay-OS to rhyme with bros, the actual pronunciation doesnt work
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Posting on Česko with all my zlatbros
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cow come nobody has ever posted germ on the burm
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germ on the burm
cleveland in fortnite
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wake up
it's da germ on the burm
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>>106986 #
erm I actually have another 50 days of watch time on my secret alt account that you dont know about o algo
>opened megu
>first tok is tenshi
naurrr what has happened to this site? this used to be a bonbibonkers stronghold, a foundation built to sustain her might, no matter how large
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👈 Reposted from MeguTV
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@noobgrammerneko its your tok
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Thats true
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only thing (You)'ve got is a CRUSH on ME
you want to KISS me, dont you? NAURR
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Yes, I want to CRUSH your SKULL with my BEAR hands.
Prepare for PAIN!
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what the ASPEN?????? thats NOT okay to say. Are you ENCOURAGING VOILENCE?
Guards, have him drawn and quartered!
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>>106999 #
>Guards will listen to him
You're not the dictator and you'll never be buddy… You've lost the vote… It's over for you.
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VAI ou fica ?
DECIDA TÁ
>>107000 #
its joever.... I put so much effort into making the election posters, writin inflammatory messages about Chazrick Esquireton and I still lost?...
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>>106992 #
unpopular but factual statement: maeve out of cosplay looks very attainable, I have seen dozens of girls irl that look like her
>>107004 #
when you become the first neko to attain a woman in the near future, i will believe you
I, for one, can't call anyone attainable given my track record
YOUR MOM YOUR AUNT AND YOUR SISTER
typed it first btw naurrrrrrrrr i read you like a BOOK and you were WAIT A MINUTE
its too fucking hot at work
I'm too hot (hot yea)
called a police and a fireman
>tune in to tenshis stream
>"Cho'Gath AI Voice Cover" music is playing
>the most unlistenable stuff I've heard
>still better than her normal stream playlist
what the fuck?
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Maybe we'll meet in a board
He'll post a Funky tok
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>her desktop background is just her accomplishments
on the same level as having your own thirst trap image as your phone lock screen
>>107015 #
Yea, pretty cringe, that reminds me, I should change my desktop background to my lat spread picture 💪😎
>>107017 #
AYO you cannot DOXX me like that buddy okay? THIS IS NOT FUNNY
hello i am warrior of POLAND! i see you many time on the instagram reel you doing cosplay 😎💪` i am hope you fucking noobs on league and have good day ^_^
I am doing it towards my computer aimed at your post RIGHT NOW.
I think being on that level of a bodybuilder is a bit of a humiliation ritual in itself desu
especially since taking gear makes you queer (ive read enough fit to know they all want to fuck boys)
>>107021 #
Well, contest level prep sure, but I don't think regular gear will make you queer. Unless you're already a bit gay then maybe.So basically you should never take gear buddy 😈
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>>107022 #
buddy all the roiders on fit fantasize about femboys and get hard in the locker rooms. it is not anecdotal evidence anymore with how many times Ive seen people talk about it
and I am NOT GAY
for any questions, refer to tok rel
>>107023 #
>NOT GAY
Damn, you're so straight you've lost all your hair thinking about all those women only…
Also you're obviously gay since you've admitted to fucking another nekos brother buddy gotya
yeah. i think so much about the opposite gender (prerequisite for being straight) that I cant fit the hair follicles in there anymore
>>107024 #
that was not me. I was the person whose brother was fucked by the gaylay
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>>107025 #
Anyway I really don't think that roids make you gay, it's at best being an anon on /fit/ makes you gay, or you're more likely to be gay to post on /fit/ regularly
Wtf, I don't think I saw this tok before, else I'm having memory loss or this is a new tok that appeared in my folder.
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>>107026 #
you have in the past admitted to being a fitizen... naurrrr the self-report gaylay
I dont recognise this tok either
maybe you need to get your scraper to output a log file with which new toks were downloaded when so you can check if old news have come back up
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>>107027 #
>maybe you need to get your scraper to output a log file
Uhhhh, my scraper right now is in such a trash state that it would genuinely probably require a total rewrite at this point.
It seems that this tok was there though since the beginning, I just somehow missed this one specific tok and have never posted it and I have posted and watched literally every other tok that I have from this series.
>>107029 #
Buddy it's not my fault the api points change every few months for no reason, also I don't have the skill required to handle the stupid tiktok mobile api
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PeachyxBell who the nekos may remember for her Ench cosplay we watched on stream, has passed sway from Leukimia ;__;
oh, that sucks. rip
>I can't tell you guys my preference in men, it's going to offend people in chat
(5 minutes later of resisting discussing the topic)
>okay, fuck it. I am single anyways. My type in men are guys with brown eyes. They just look so kind
how the fuck did she think this was like the most offensive thing ever and also its so funny that she indirectly admits she knows her entire chat is lonely men in parasocial relationships with her hoping they might be the next on the rebound list because who else might get offended if their eye colour doesnt line up with her type
>>107032 #
lol
TENSHI I HAVE BROWN EYES PLEASE PLEASR PLEASE NOTICE ME
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>[Blue Eyes White Dragon is] like the the most known card in yugioh
no, that's Dark Magician Girl (my wife)
>>107036 #
taller than her too (she is 5'2'' so literally everylay is)
>brown eyes
>funny
>can carry her in league
im a triple threat, top of the rebound list
shut the FUCK UP
you got BOOSTED by ME. LITERALLY.
as long as you can check your corners you will be climbing her rebound list like it's a dota 2 leaderboard amiright fella
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actual funny messages in chat that arent from us for once???
>I dont care about money, all of my relationships have been with broke boys
>One of my exes had no job during our entire relationship, the other one had no job for the majority of it. Towards the end of our relationship he had gotten a job but by the end he had been fired from it
2 min later
>I can't be in a relationship with someone unemployed, it did kinda ruin our relationship
>>107047 #
he is busy digesting the sunlight and undergoing asexual reproduction. do not disturb his slumber.
>>107046 #
Nova is literally a student and has a scholarship that demands he play esports semi professionally, thats employment.
She must mean her previous ex, who she still thinks about a year later. Homie was broke, I remember pictures of her taking the train to see HIM.
WHY ARE THERE NINE (9) ⑨ CONNECTED IPS AND NOBODY IS TYPING
REVEAL YOURSELF, SPECTRES
THATS EMPLOYMENT YOU DUMB BITCH, ITS LIKE 30 HOURS A WEEK TO BE A UNI STUDENT
sorry, that was my lil brother that wrote that. Hey Tenshi *winks at u with my brown eyes of kindness*
TRIGGER WARNING:
>>107052 #
j*b and unempl*yment are triggerwords here on the burma so I understand you getting a bit uppity for a second there
its okay, we forgive you
>>107054 #
oh my bad, gimme a sec
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>>107049 #
probably cave remembered we exist again
>>107053 #
I'm gonna have a gainfulemploymentsoon, it's over…
>>107055 #
I suspect our dear janitor friends are 'avin a laf' at our posts because I saw GODssionxii in the stream earlier
>>107058 #
>does not like being a GOD
truly the most humble of her moderators...
Im gonna be Tenshi's next boyfriend. Screenshot this post. In two months Ill be streaming alongside her, playing Lux healslut support for her Chogath mid.
>>107055 #
more like PAINFULemploymentwhen you start selling your SOUL for PAY
more like selling your HOLE for GAY
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHA
my abs hurt
that was so good +2 me
>>107049 #
>starts talking about her exes
>her mods come here to get dating advice on how to rizz her up and move up the rebound list
nah that was a +2 you are too stingy with your nekocoins
#rebound
This poster is #3 on Tenshi's Rebound List
gonna call her ella cinderella in chat, that will give me a 15 minute +30% rizz boost to all messages
#claude Can love blossom in the twitch chat?Yes, connections can form and develop there.
>PxssionXII: hey ella cinderella, you got this game in wraps! keep pushing for the believers! <3 qttensHeart
HE STOLE MY FUCKING LINE THAT WAS MY BUFF WHAT THE FUCK
naurrrr passion thats low even for you
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what the spruce hes based?
I just got permabanned from chat and I havent even typing anything???? what the spruce how did he find my secret alt account???
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They call me the Quickest Fur Poster of the West™ because I save images of cute foxes on my computer
>>107082 #
you asked for it
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Isn't this the jacket you wanted
yeah it is
mogs me
sorry buddy but that jacket is for sure 3 sizes too BIG
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>>107090 #
>she
who are you referring to I am making a blanket statement calling all american women FAT!
source: I have seen every single american woman (I have scrolled a lot of tiktok)
>>107091 #
We're talking about that jacket in the tok and that woman specifically, I dunno what you're talking about.
>>107092 #
idk, its hard to tell if that jacket is my size or not since I have no idea how tall she isand I was making a joke that the jacket must be too large because I am a manlet
>>107093 #
She's almost definitely smol, probably average woman height so it'd be actually too small for you if anything
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actually the perfect tomboy tokfu wtf
I need to finish playing all of the RE games ON STREAM so I know the lore and can fly to the UK and rizz her up (with rizz)
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Tombros? We are so fucking back
wifemode activated
tomboy wife mission: acquire ASAP
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>>107108 #
this is me calculating the trajectory of my jokes so that they go perfectly over your heaad every time HAHAH gotcha DUMPASS
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>tenshis stream ends
>instantly lose 3 ips reading the thread
hmmmmmmm.... peculiar...... there are not at all 3 spectres of the UNDEAD that lurk these halls
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>>107110 #
>she ends stream before I can get home from work
its over, I bet she doesnt even like brown eyed guys (Nova has blue eyes)
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used to watch that little nigga on youtube years ago
then he voice revealed (it was already obvious that it was a dude) and then I stopped watching him
cant find the police video gg
>>107116 #
no clue, havent seen anything from him in like 3+ years
>>107117 #
I can suspend disbelief until I hear the dude speak
Im not gonna watch a man shaking his hips dude you know I aint queer
>>107115 #
Some of the stuff he's put out is genuinely nice, but I think he was kinda not well mentally, I think he nuked all his accounts not so long ago? Though I've heard that from a friend and never checked so it's a maybe.
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thank god for tiktok, found it
why isnt the attach function working
from what it looks like, he wiped his stuff in the past 10 months cus there are tiktok comments talking about watching him in august of last year
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this is 100% a dude but like
it isnt until it is
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>>107126 #
tbf, it it was 2 female cosplayers…nah, I still wouldn't pay 35 euros for that kind of service
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Definition of mogging
>>107129 #
absolutely face mogged and personalitymogged. 'miru just comes across as desperate for attention, bish you get 12k viewers every time you hit start stream, you can sit in silence for 20 seconds, not everything has to be a quirky twitch clip.
kinda glad bonbi saw her for what she was, a cloutshark, and dumped her ass.
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>tenshi stream happening
>7 lurkers
>tenshi stream ends
>back to 3 lurkers
>iran shoots missiles at israel
>jumps up to 6 lurkers
coincidence?
>>107134 #
two times now that forsen has gone on a "break" and one day later Israel bombs a neighbouring country
Im starting to think that Zionsen has something to do with this
hey guys if this iran/israel thing escalates into nuclear war, just wanted to say it was nice posting with you, and if we survive, lets meetup at the neko apartment in Babrusyk, Belarus o7
>>107142 #
/biz/ idea: it's a nuclear war but only the middle east, india, china, africa and the united states of america get nuked
>>107145 #
>continental europe and the scandinanvian penis
so the UK gets away completely fine?
poggers
RULE BRITTANIA, BRITTANIA RULES THE WAVES
BRITONS NEVER EVER EVER WILL BE SLAVES
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OFF THE COAST OF ARGENTINA, OUR ISLANDS W
are we gonna keep up with the theme of making new threads twice a month? we're over the 2000 'bump limit'
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MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE IN 19 hours and 8 minutes from this post
Angel's Egg (1985) (天使のたまご ( DO NOT LOOK UP THE TRANSLITERATION IT WILL SHOCK YOU NÃO FALSO)
Runtime: 1h15
channel: frenchquotation
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I need to buy a house, whenever I'm staying alone at me mum's place I go to bed at 10.30pm, wake up at 6am, no alarms, just good vibes, life is wonderful.
It's almost been 10 years living in boxy apartments and I can never sleep before 1am because the spooks next door never shut the frick up I'm always groggy and tired I hate my life I need the sp500 to go up a billion percent so I can get an off the grid farm in the woods with my Asian trad femboy wife
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9 hours slept
i hate the summer, jeez what a bummer
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>wake up
>got an email that I'm getting a £3.50 refund for my ebay order because Klarna's payment plan has changed
>actually look at ebay and there's no notification
I think it just got cheaper. AGAIN. without me asking
What da fuck :DDD *starts junko posing*
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>>107162 #
>*starts junko posing*
And we're gonna bring it back, JoJo posing too :D
>Klarna's payment plan (…) changed
You should probably check though how it has changed.
私はブルマに通っています
I'm in the supermarket and this guy I run into every 30 seconds looks exactly like Dan Heentschl but with some hair this is so epic
I am dipping cheese and crackers into my apple and cinnamon tea
real good desu
just put another slice of cheese and cracker in my mouth so you are wrong
mm tatsy
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nobody knows what the freak a tatsumaki is you WEEB
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>>107178 #
I have no idea what the word means, probably tornado or something. I just know that it's a name of a character from OPM :D
melon on the burm yeah today is gonna be a good day
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funky on the burm yeah today is gonna be a good day
I need to send 1200 platforms up to finish my spaceship…
dont forget your squatplug you blogposted about, the one you said fills you out all the way to the walls so you get great pushback to brace against
>gay shit
clicked hide, go back
>reads one 4chan thread
>instantly starts typing weird language nobody has ever said on neko
my baka life is 絶望
I love my stupid laylay life
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>>107196 #
good stream where the epic bonald gretsky proved that he can defeat chaz orr at a game only the latter has pre-played. good times
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4 to 8, french vs chaz
he will NEVER recover
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mr fors is back online praise jahweh no more war in the middle east
Ctrl + F
boni = 52
acid = 53
tenshi = 65
funky = 95
boni boni
ez victory for the boniface chads
>95
this guy is OBSESSED! imagine posting that many toks in ONE thread!!! get a grip!!!!
>>107207 #
well, you have to remember, both funkys accounts have funky in the name so funky gets mentioned a lot by virtue of that, acid has acid in its name. boni doesn't have boni in either of her account names, so thats 52 mentions just being written.
and tenshi still beats it RAAAAAAAH WE LOVE TO TALK ABOUT TENSHI
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none of bonius accounts has it in the name
and tenshi rhymes with menshi which means she is a man naurrrr facts and logicbros?
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I have made656posts this thread
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man hater laylays, our response?
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>>107215 #
if I exclude the number of posts from the total number that (You) shows up, I have900(You)s this thread
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Not true.
<this is what all laylays love
If you disagree you're a newlay.
>>107227 #
It's funny coming from you, I don't even troll on burma or neko for that matter, at least not for 99% of my posts at least
iran still going strong with no jew june
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common cute funky (all funkies are cute :D)
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When you're autistic but conventionally attractive so every midwit in your twitch chat thinks they have a shot and seethes with rage when you mention you like guys with brown eyes.
convocation
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>>107236 #
>spoiler
She has been open about having dyslexia, I've seen her misspell shit before in captions and on twitter. I know some people, especially on youtube shorts/instagram reels intentionally misspell things or make blatantly factually incorrect statements to ragebait and get more comments, but I'm pretty sure tenshi just relies on being a legitimate 10/10 supermodel to get clicks, like damn, you're telling me she's single? hummunah hummunah hummunah AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA *eyes bulge out of sockets*
>>107235 #
>convocation
I bet she doesnt know what that word means and accidentally wrote that when she misspelled "conversation" with autocorrect
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oh wtf thats a stupid synonym
laylay made one rude comment and suddenly all laylays are rude today maybe laylay needs to apologize NOW
>>107244 #
That's actually a second or third example of laylays being rude today so it's not all on that laylay
>>107246 #
Wait a freaking second, didn't you make that term up?
im gonna say it: laylay is not as good as neko, being a neko meant something, and then you had the term alley cat, it was funny and more useable, laylay is forced
claude invented laylay
also I scrolled up and found no rude layposts
the reason lay doesnt work is because it is one syllable
if it was two syllables it would work.
t. knower
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>another neko saw this IRL
IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME
Tenshi live, yet noone noticed… Even hatewatchers…
>>107257 #
>logs on
>instantly sends 3 messages (with rizz)
Too needy, she needs a stable relationship right now.
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>>107259 #
Well, I don't have the stream turned on, sorry. I'm still at 0 minutes last and this month.
Here's a cute shrivix though :D
>tenshi is live
>number of lurkers increase
coincidence???
>>107262 #
Yes, because there was only me and then the AP woke up (Acid Poster) and then you woke up (being BP probably (British Petroleum))
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>>107266 #
If she intended to, then maybe she should've done that instead of uploading in uhhh 720p maybe?
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today is the day I will snipe tenshi and play in her matches
just need to buy an account in her elo first. with how rare accounts that low elo are, cant cost me more than $80 and that is a STEAL! who cares about mario cario world when I can be on stream!
>800 gifted subs
and yet, none to any of the charming, tall and strong nekos? peculiar...
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>>107273 #
I dunno if logging through IRC client works for sub gifting, probably not, either wayI did not comment on her stream, neither did any of us
>>107274 #
then why are you responding to a post talking to the person with the 800 gifted sub badge then verkackt mannn was ist das
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if you told me she would miss her Q on this slowed malzahar (without boots), I almost wouldn't be able to believe you
>mundo chogath garen all no skill trash champs
Tenshi defenders?
its pretty funny when she starts babyraging
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NOICE IS KILL...
>>107281 #
>As Noice stops exisiting as a company, it means that unfortunately all employees of Noice will be laid off as well.
Oh no, thousands of people will be unemployed now..
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>>107286 #
since it's guaranteed (if we trust the stat) to be >=51, that means that there are at least 186 of them at the company
bwoah noice is the twitch killer Im donating my life saving to them NOW
>missed the chance to predict a loss
>she loses 2 games in a row
>finally predict a loss
>she gigastomps and turbocarries
lmao its probably even less than 100 points cus asuha voted with 5,5k and the total pot of 6 people was 5,6k
just put all 238 coins on a loss because indian hitler doms cho mid
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>>107296 #
>he looks at the matchup before betting
smart, kind of like ap stephen bridges in the casino
>>107297 #
their entire team just needs to right click to win basically
her team needs to actually hit abilities (hard for ICELANDlow)
>GxshionXII gifting subs anonymously to not get clipped and shipped onto the burma
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yeah, easy 1200 coins
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legit need to take painkillers from watching this gameplay
actually the movie is short so should I start it when this league game is over? we have big stacks on gamble
ok padron
>Tenshi's Tokens
>Tenshi Tokens
creative genius
get rolled noob
doubterbros?
>repo? that game sucks
genuinely the first thing she's ever said that I respect and agree with. All that fucking streamerslop is balls
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englishbros?
so, how the fuck did they win that?
>I can't do a cosplay stream on sunday because my family is home so its awkward
isnt it YOUR JOB *
live
opening OBS made me remember the last time i was live
>The Two Popes
remember when we watched that without subtitles and didnt understand anything ??? XDD
howdy fella
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>>107328 #
you too!
>>107330 #
we all gotta let the rudeness out sometimes, otherwise we'll get nudeness
>she is still live
soon 7 hours live and she is down in ranked points
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now that neko soon is to be unemployedperhaps it is time for you to reboot the Valorante grinde and get to the green rank
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I figured out why i have so many posts
its because I am stupid and dont attach toks the first time around and then post the post and go "hmm i wanna post a tok" so its double post I actullay have half the posts its the math
>When I am bored of the whole I'm just having fun thing – I am going to be master [tier,] one day. I don't know about challenger, but I will be master, one day.
Genuinely don't think she can even make it to emerald. right now I am emerald 2 and that is top 6% of the playerbase and those matches are pretty competitive (even if still really random and uncoordinated)
her peak in valorant (mind you, not a rank she was for long or often) is top 0,5%. A game she has played for multiple years and for multiple hours a day, she was mid ascendant at during most of her time on stream. that (asc 1-2) is roughly top 6%
she is not getting to that point in a game where you cannot just click on heads and with 20 agents with abilities to learn. she has over 140 of them in league and items and she refuses to neither learn nor read
she is NOT getting to emerald.
>>107336 #
I dont even watch her much, but despite that, she manages to surprise me and ragebait me with the littlest of comments every time I do watch because she literally speaks bollocks every 10 seconds
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>>107335 #
This nekka really loves hatewatching. Love & hate, kind of like bpd when you think about it.
either way, what I am saying is that her hitting master in league is like her hitting her peak on valorant
a game where you barely need to learn anything and beyond the surface level "this operator does this" and then its all up to game sense and clicking heads, she is not hitting that in league if you consider the fact that she got boosted to immo 2 and then couldnt get out of ascendant for basically the entire time I knew of her on twitch
her "home elo" was low-mid asc and that corresponds to high emerald. I doubt she can get to emerald in league even with these streamer coaches
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>>107339 #
anyone can hit immo in valorant
unlike 26k in CS premier which can only be accomplished by elite gamers
Do you nekos know that "I love mouthwash, I ship..." took? Unfunniest thing I've ever seen
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City slickers do really have it all
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>>107343 #
I actually love this tiktok. The audio is great, the eye twitch at the start is inspired, and I own a similar looking hawaiian shirt.
too many piersangs desu
I have seen tens of thousands of faces in my life to the point where I obviously notice when something is off
if you one day woke up with a dead pixel on your monitor, you would notice that
I am not 107343, my first post abut it was 107356
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Speaking of Farming (You)s, heres the new AcidBF tok
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speaking of endchan.net/bg/, AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA, that new set 🥵
>>107366 #
I'm gonna regret going on there I bet.
It's pretty modest tbh, I thought it was gonna be something bad like the mask video and you're baiting me into watching something fricked up…
I've been doing Bloons TD June, 15 gays strong
I think the heat is getting to him, he's becoming fully delusional
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You know what they say about small hands - even smaller dick
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Isn't it also time to make the new thread? Threadmakerneko???? What are we paying you for?
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I get to post the new babbles
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I'm really hungwy
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Fatfu wearing loose so we can't see how fat she is 😔
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