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1. No lewding minors
2. No personal contact with any tokkers
3. No doxx
4. No chen usage
5. No skipping meds
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last thread: https://nekochen.net/burmanews/105027
>Tok of the Year
I don't have anything on my mind right now tbh, but I'll post
First funky of the thread :D
>>107381 ➡ #
It's okay, maybe she'll get thinner since she's riding around on a bike, gotta stay positive neko.
Posting the best Germ and best pony of the year.
Tok of the Year
I forgot it was the 15th I wouldve made a new edition with gimmicked rules if I knew
10 pedophiles in every one of my league games its so insane I am going mental
nozzomi noemi dropped a tok of her "running at full speed"
"full speed"
>nova is still in tenshis chat, modded and chatting
oh im laffin
females really be like: holy fuck is that some korean looking league guy? im GOOOOOONING
>he's spent an hour hatewatching tenshi
>open her stream for 3 minutes
>she fails to count to 6 again
closed
>>107388 #
when i play apex all of my teammates are on open mic with babies crying and smoke detectors going off
>>107402 #
on the contrary, every father wants his son to follow in his footsteps
he will do me proud by becoming the supreme trucel and leading the resolution
i meant to type resolution by the way :^)
>someone picks chogath so shes forced to akali mid
loving every laugh
take a look at this toktik
>>107409 #
I just used https://tikwm.com/originalDownloader.html but for auto scrooping I use that script that I posted last thread iirc.
I think you might be able to download singular ids with it? I didn't check the exact capabilities beyond what I wanted for it to do so far sorry
>He’s really performative and I don’t respect him lol
Holy freakerzoid, I'm gonna start posting Arie now because she hates bbno$????
today's league went horrible 💪 have another 3 hours before I will go to bed
what do I do
first reply decides (Terms and conditions may apply (The 'Original Poster' of post 107413 (hereinafter "I") is allowed reservations to choose which reply decides the planned activity))
>>107414 #
I wont use that until I find my motivation to do it again. right now my daily grind thing is japanese and league so I probably wont draw until I hit an okay level at japanese (so by next year) or I hit my peak at league (probably this summer or autumn)
>>107415 #
If I've learned anything from Tenshi's streams, its that people peak immediately in league, playing daily for 6 hours won't get you to rank up.
>>107417 #
i'm making a joke about how she isnt getting any better and suggesting that nobody can get better at league, so you've already peaked, hope this helps
>>107418 #
she was at her peak rank 2 hours ago (but lost her previous match) and is climbing , albeit at a snails pace
53% winrate in her last 60 games and 58% in her last 40
Do the nekos know if clicking on the share button and copying the tok alerts the tokker the same way that liking or favouring a tok does? I'm asking that because it's way more convenient to get the tokID that way when you're phoneposting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I copied this link please don't doxx me fatfu
it does notify the tokker you copied it if thats whatt you are gonna ask
it does. try doing it on a 0 share tok and then refresh, you'll see the share count go up to 1
>>107425 #
Yeah but in the past favouring a tok also increased the number while not alerting the tokker, that's why I only favoured never liked toks before 2023 or so
>>107421 #
>fatfu
Neither of these girls are fat. Right looks a bit bigger but it's hard to tell in the maid outfit.
Do you have a fu? I don't see an attached file on your post.
dunno what to do for 3 hours fmbl
>>107434 #
>spoiler
yeah okay buddy english is her second language, how many languages do YOU speak
oh it's you... haha, don't I look foolish? forgot the language learning king of nekodom was posting
Literally, stop attaching toks made less than three months ago. I've already doomscrolled past all of them with my never ending screen time. There is nothing you can post that I haven't seen yet.
/ourgirl/ shrivix just had a 2 million view tiktok, huge surge!
i'm watching a UIM open hard clue caskets and he just got third age
pretty "boggers" if you ask me
Here's a new tok you've never seen before.
what cos is this
ragefuel for the day
I gotta say, the worst part is how much garlic powder she puts on those burgers
and it's all in the crust, not even mixed throughout the burger
and then she flips it onto the pan so it all chars up and forms a nice burned layer 🤤
mmmm crispy burned garlic powder
just like mammy used tah make
>>107463 #
youve seen much much much worse just today?
also, I do not subscribe to the hedonistic ragefuel treadmill. chasing worse and worse ragefuel will simply devour you from the inside so sometimes it is important to take a step back and enjoy the minor things in life (not her size though!)
I love the way
you love the chase
maybe korea is the last forefront of the skinny world
maybe I should have started learning korean so I can post in the kpop threads on /mu/ and look at skinny women
>>107468 #
reminds me, I was looking some BMI stats recently and it turns out that asians have much higher risk of some diseases correlated with obesity at lower levels and the doctors there recommend for them to keep lower BMI (less than 22 for healthy individuals)
>>107471 #
I dont quite get it, do you mean that some disease related to obesity would affect them more starting from lower bmi levels than westerners? so like, an asian at 25 bmi would have the same odds of developing something that an american wouldnt have until 30 for example?
interesting
good thing its also in their culture to keep skinny
wonder if it'll stay in 3 generations or if western cultural imperialism will have them screaming HAES!! by then
>>107475 #
yeah, though I doubt it was an informed decision that started out the whole "keep skinny" mentality from the start, most likely it had to due with factors such as food scarcity and resourcefulness etc
>>107474 #
I think it's a nature - nurture kind of relationship, as in their genetics inform their culture and vice versa. Oh yea if you're interested in where I've found that info it was at the WHO, I was mostly interested in how the ranges for the underweight-healthy-obese are determined, as in what are the reasons for them to choosing certain arbitrary cutoffs.
read a /fph/ thread on the toilet earlier and apparently fat people are now arguing that the saying "to walk a mile in someone's shoes" is fatphobic
no, she said she cant walk a mile in someone else's shoes, let alone in her own
which someone poignantly pointed out in the thread was even more fitting of the phrase because her not being able to walk a mile in her own shoes, if she had to do it in someone else's she would really see what someone else is going through
tbh i've been fat before and i still didn't have trouble walking a mile
can't imagine how beeg you gotta be to have that problem
>>107480 #
erm i'm amewicanyou're still right though
even skinny americans struggle to walk anywhere because it is literally in their culture to drive
>>107479 #
would you call yourself an exception or the average when it comes to not having problems walking? and now I dont mean in a physical "can or cant" walk but like if oyu had to walk 6 miles in a day, would that bother you at all? my preconceived notion of the average John Doe would be that they wouldnt wilfully do it unless they absolutely had to
Been doomscrolling my fyp for over an hour, it finally paid off when I saw the new acid 5 minutes after it was posted. life is wonderful and I can stop scrolling now, maybe I'm gonna go walk a mile in someone else's shoes.
>>107480 #
nah 6 miles would be pretty easy. i do go /out/ a lot though so i'm probably in decent shape compared to most
to answer your hypothetical though, i think it depends
around me is a very upscale area so people are in pretty good shape. they go on runs and bike rides etc.
if you're in a small town in the deep south i would say a 6 mile walk could legitimately present a challenge to the average resident
>>107483 #
I did misformulate my question a bit but I think you get what I mean
>very upscale area
richneko coming here to flex on the working class cats...
interesting though. I think if someone here said that they couldnt walk 10 km (~6 miles), they would be looked at strange unless they had some physical ailment limiting their ability to walk
even something as little as parking closer to the supermarket instead of choosing the emptier parts further away would be looked down upon somewhat. "Are you allergic to walking?" and those types of comments
>>107484 #
>richneko coming here to flex on the working class cats...
hardly
my grandpa always told me "buy the most modest house in the nicest neighborhood" and i listened
>even something as little as parking closer to the supermarket instead of choosing the emptier parts further away would be looked down upon somewhat.
what is the cart return situation like where you are neko? are people pretty good about returning carts to the corrals?
>>107485 #
>cart return situation
aside from homeless people taking carts to haul their shit around or random carts being left at random places (rivers, lakes and that stuff), which admittedly is incredibly rare, I have never seen a cart not be returned
partly due to us not having that lazy bone situation here (avoiding the bumper magnets) but also partly due to the fact that you have to insert a coin to release the carts from the stations
looks like this, you have to insert a coin (the highest denomination of them, though only $1) to release them because the chain dangling down (of another cart) has a lock mechanism that goes into the back of the coin thing to release it
generally, people just buy or use small things in lieu of the coins but they still want to release their thing so they can use it again so they take the cart back
I'll walk 6 miles right now to prove the haters and fatphobes wrong. Cya later rich cats.
>>107486 #
i was going to link cart narcs but you already covered that base lol
we have these too but only at Aldi (i'm sure it's no coincidence that it's a European chain)
>>107490 #
yeah, probably did that due to how easy (and probably cheap) of a solution it is to fix most of the problems related to runaway carts and all that surrounds it
I do find it funny reading americans' discourse about how returning the cart is the litmus test of a consciousness or having a moral soul or whatever else they might frame it as. until I saw my first cart narc video a few years ago, I had never in my life even considered that you could just not return the cart. the concept of that is completely outside of the zeitgeist here
>>107491 #
>I do find it funny reading americans' discourse about how returning the cart is the litmus test of a consciousness or having a moral soul or whatever else they might frame it as.
i also find it funny, but i think it somewhat misses the mark. it's more of an individualist vs. community minded test. just so happens that america places a lot of value on individualism. I, of course, always return the carts.
>>107494 #
i think it's important to also keep in mind that america is greatly varied in culture across its huge area. I've been places (the midwest, mostly) where the cart return situation wasn't really a problem. And other places (low income areas, the hood) where i'd say probably like 70% of people don't return their carts
>>107492 #
yeah I can see that
without something like the incentive to return your cart, the only reason for you to do it would be a sense of not wanting others to fare ill or be inconvenienced. it is completely a selfless task (assuming you dont consider the incentive of not wanting to feel ashamed for something as being a motivator and thus nullifying it being altruistic)
though, you'd have to consider it wrong to begin with for it to ever cross your mind that you need to do something against it.
I do wonder, and I'll have to give it a bit of thinking to figure out, if we have any equivalent social tasks that could accurately resemble the cart return situation of you guys, but over here.
>>107493 #
the easy, blind to reality answer is to just say its race related and call it a day but a more nuanced answer might be that poor people are more likely to only look out for themselves, due to having low resources to reallocate to their near ones
idk what causes it. I wonder if there are cart problems at grocery stores in our slums as well
its dangerous being too black and white in your thinking (pun unintended) and thats probably why I try not to think too much
>>107495 #
well, it's definitely a problem in black neighborhoods, but i've been in pleenttttyyyy of poor ass cracker (i can say that word) towns and it's just as bad. there are a lot of studies about how being poor can actually negatively effect cognitive abilities and empathy
>>107496 #
everything probably loops back to stress in the end
the one true silent killer
thats why I love being stupid, lazy, uninspired, demotivated and a "good enough"er
>>107497 #
i agree, with absolutely zero irony
at a certain point i accepted that knowledge can never be complete, and thinking too much about things that you can't fix gets you nowhere but being frustrated
i envy the normie mind
>>107498 #
when I realised that nothing ever happens and that my opinion can never sway that of someone else, I found at least a modicum of peace
politics is a farce and nobody can be saved
we are all born on this planet and destined to go through the motions until we die. I'm not even sure our biological goal of procreation has meaning other than further grease the cogs for another generation
maybe the next generation can fix things. is it realistic that they are able to, if we dont try? no clue
she has the perfect tok for the convo but i CANT FIND IT RAHHHHHHHHH
>>107499 #
yeah, i'm pretty much resigned to being "out of the running"
just gonna make life as comfortable for myself as possible as reaching for me will just leave me more sad
billions have had worse fates, i'm not complaining
just had a funny thought but its so stupid that i dont think it would carry across well
anyways I need me an american country girl wife with her cute country accent
come visit bro i will hook you up with a cute Georgian girl from work (she does powerlifting and is 5'8)
this is my last summer until retirement where I dont plan on working but if I dont find a job for next summer, assuming there is no nuclear war taking place on continental ground, furhaps i will have to go "soul searching" in the us of A (doing fent in the hood with a bunch of dapper fellas)
by then I will also have finished all of the resident evil games so I can buy that cool jacketsurely I will finish them this year
>>107507 #
Buddy it's been 5.5 months, I've managed to find a j*b at this point and you still haven't moved forwards past the last stream in RE…
>>107508 #
I was thinking of streaming it today during these 3 hours I had of nothingness before my planned bedtime
but instead I have done:
>>107510 #
dont forget that I lost 2 games of league, Ive gotten a lot of things done today
i need to make a folder of all her dance toks, I like watching them
@chazrick
>>107511 #
>2 games of league
That's negative productivity, mental drain. Basically you've done negative work today.
>>107517 #
Did we ever discover why sneezer - Undone (the sweater song) is playing in the background of this audio?
IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY MY ENDER
HOLD THIS THREAD AS I WALK AWAY
>>107518 #
>why sneezer - Undone (the sweater song) is playing in the background of this audio
I've noticed there's a lot of audios like that on tiktok, where there's some voice clip and there's also some random unrelated song put into the background. No real idea why that happens, maybe it makes it more attractive to the zoombers.
>>107519 #
music has been stripped down to "vibes" in many cases, is what I assume is the case here
the backing track to that song fits the vibe of the quote so they run with it
love this tok
kinda bonitok vibes from the second part
yeah her facial expressions and hand movements are bonicore
flap and tea, flop and no tea #flip (flap)
>>107441 #
Yes, including the previous one in the same cos that was also deleted (FAKE PROP)
>>107442 #
This is not a tok. The C in /burmanews/ stands for Cosplay, and that attachment lacks that.
>>107447 #
Mid
>>107529 #
>including the previous one in the same cos that was also deleted (FAKE PROP)
I don't have that one so you should post it then :D
>>107529 #
>calls maeve mid
>posts a midlet filter golem (look at the door, you can see the warping around her waist) shaking her nonexistant ass in a goonerbait cosplay
>>107530 #
Remind me again tomorrow night, I should be back home by then and have access to the puter.
>>107531 #
Why so serious 🃏
Boni just posted a tok so bad that mayhaps you should download it before she deletes it 🤔
why does she wear the mask?
2b is one of those characters where cosplayers almost always come up short
nobody is as hot as 2b
6am and already begged at to get a j*b... why are foods like this?
Thanks for letting me down too autocorrect
why does this website have two tiktok boards now?
dreamt that boni had uploaded like 50 new toks since I last downloaded one, so many to the point that I was struggling to find which one I had downloaded latest
>>107547 #
Reminds me of the time just before canthinky left us when she dropped like 30 drafts on her account, RIP (Rest In Power) ✊😔
>>107548 #
she did? crasy that nobody posted a single one here. there ought to have been at least 1 postable tok, methinks
>studies show: Adhd and autism can be spotted through the look of someones eyes [90% and 83% accuracy]
lol
>>107551 #
Great news, I just got my photo done for reasons, I should scan it and upload so you can tell me if I have adhd and/or autism :D
woke up at 11:30
I hate the summer
>>107555 #
I went to sleep at midnight, woke up 3 or 4 times during the night and finally managed to get up at 9 am still tired. Just because it was a bit too hot in my room (it can still get so much worse)
i am the genba neko
watching a video on the japanese itasha market (its mainly an itasha car meet) and its pretty cool
now I want to get a mazda cosmo eunos
>>107567 #
I think you'd have to actually get it imported from Japan, or maybe find a seller all by yourself or something. It does look good, but I think you could get a more common car that wouldn't break your bank so much.
>>107568 #
yeah if I want to get a normal car I can get a much cheaper one that probably will have fewer age related problems
I know one guy who imported an R32 from Japan all the way to the netherlands so maybe its not too stupid of an idea if I really wanted to get one
this 歴 is pronounced "reki"
what is this board? I thought you guys went to that endchan /neko/ board, so confusing
>>107572 #
This is /Burma News/, I have no idea what /neko/ is, I certainly would never post there.
>>107571 #
Oh sweet, we love reki here, what does the symbol mean??
wtf why did nothing that i pasted post
experience; history; record; career (suffix)
curriculum, continuation, passage of time (kanji)
歴史 = history (noun)
you guys are training the AI bonbiposter to post other fus in order to get replies naurr you fell for his bait and switch
>reki is history
oh no no no, thats why nobody is posting her anymore
shit weather today so hopefully it wont be unbearingly hot
yesterday was fucking bad, I was legit sweating from my hands just holding my mouse and keyboard. had to wipe that shit on my sweatpants every 15 seconds
>>107582 #
its the first time I sweat like that but I genuinely considered chalking up like I was going climbing, just to play fucking league of legends xdddd
bladeeneko opinions? thoughts?
>>107584 #
uhhhh the bear and the bull the bear and the bull the bear and the bull the bear and the bull the bear and the bull the bear and the bull the bear and the bull the be
???????
>>107583 #
>I genuinely considered chalking up (...) to play fucking league of legends
Naurrrrrrrrrrrrr, that is pretty funny though. It wasn't that bad here, well it was disastrous for me during the night but during the day it was just awful. As in I was sweating but not sweating so much I wanted to die kind of sweating (or chalk up to use a computer).
>>107585 #
+4
>>107587 #
I got it, yes.
>can't hide my own post
What if I wrote something cringe and don't want to see it anymore? This site is bad…
I've said it before: revisionists are cringe. stand by what you said
convocation
>>107598 #
Yes, my upcoming trip is just 17 days away—I'm really looking forward to it!"
Would you like it to sound more formal, more enthusiastic, or painfully neutral?
>>107600 #
Yah man… me trip creepin’ up, seventeen day ‘til mi tek to di watah again—salt in mi blood, but di island still callin’ mi soul, seen?
why does AI use the em dash so much
if any anons live in California, Oregon, Idaho, Montana, South Dakota, Wyoming, Utah or Nevada and want to meet up let me know
Would you nekos go to a LAN for a videogame you're so much better than everyone to the point it's probably not even fun
>>107608 #
I'm really bad at games so it's hard for me to put myself in your shoes neko. But it depends on how many people I'd know/were friends with there, if 0 then probably not.
>>107609 #
I'm not going then, and if I ever happen to regret then it's YOUR fault.
Also pretty sure half the attendees are trans, it'd be a good chance to get myself a cute Rezzi bf.
>>107610 #
I mean… If you feel like you'd have fun there then go, I'm not stopping you bud, I just know that I would hate it myself but I'm very asocial and hate almost any social gatherings.
>neko is gonna miss the Super Monkey Ball LAN World Championship
its so joever owari da cést fini
holy fuck my hand is sweating like crazy at the finger tips again
I wonder why
hey nekos whats up im just about to load up league of legends and play some games, hopefully I win! still gotta grind out levels so I can play ranked and then see what rank I get :P
le sigh, fuck my stupid neko wife.
So how's the live going?
#1d3 (1)
episode 2 of the walking dead stream: 11am sviden time tomorrow (today)
Wake up.
>new funky tok: 😻
>it'sbbno$: 😾
Also good morning to the nekos
Fumofumo ᗜˬᗜ
>wake up
>new acid tok
>its using the "wake me up" song
makes ya think
good morning to the geckos
/biz/ idea: ban lollipop chainsaw cosplays (literally nobody has ever played the game)
live live live (I guess)
Funky = cute :D
Oh my gourd it's just like 2020 back on /ttg/, anyneko remembers???IMAGE SPOILERED BY 'moonki'
WHAT THE FLIP? ADMIN ABUSE!
hey mister streamer
mister streamer
tell me when youre live-ing
tell me when you're playing
lets finish this adveeeentuuure, mister streamer
tell me when you're streaming, tell me when youre playing
Unspoil my milk, cowki
>could've typed mooki
its so over, realised it right after posting
theres a kanji that looks like a dude touching his dick so the way I remember how it is pronounced in a specific word is that the first part sounds like "goon"
偶然 (the first part looks like he is stroking his shit and its pronounced guuzen kinda like goonzen)
>>107647 #
I can't do that, I got admin abused, he touched my post without my consent…
>>107650 #
>>107651 #
I like the microphone stand up theory better, sorry other neko, you've lost with your goontent. The standupneko gets my +2
>>107653 #
I remember someone tried but I really can't recall who, so I'll take you at your word it was her. It was pretty funny, I remember someone was trying to cancel funky too, crazy stuff.
your choices have le consequences (an npc gets slightly annoyed at you)
looked up a guide
no choice in episode 3 matters at least in episode 3
You cannot save Journalist girl. Kenny's wife always suicides, Broken leg guy always gets onto the train.
bravo.
>the blowtorch creates a small blockade that gives the player slightly more time to grab someone and pull them up
>>107661 #
how them thigh highs suiting you, punk
pwned. the only thing you can respond to that is ...
DO. NOT. CALL. ME. A SISSYBOY CUCKOLD.
havent played league yet today
my abstinence is flaring up
i cant live for much longer.... one to the brain.... its unchristian to become zumbi
spain neko did u still want something to watch or can i listen to vtuber tomboy girlfriend takes you on a date to buy flowers asmr whilst playing
>>107670 #
naurrrrrr he's listening to mommy dommy asmr mommy pats you on the head and tells you you're a good boy and tries to pawn it off as something else
>>107670 #
Fine, go play with your tomboy... I'll be here listening to cantonese mommy asmr telling me an old folk story to fall asleep
Work is nice today. There was a meeting in the meeting room and catering department wont clean up until morning so Im sitting here with a free coffee and some biscuits in a big room with lots of natural light and the window open watching leagueneko miss CS
S-So, how's the date with your tomboy gf going... 😔
I think I have spotted a misunderstanding
by >>107670 # I didnt mean I would rather do something else but if you wanted a stream I could do it (if thats how it was interpretated)
I was wondering if you wanted a stream because if not, I'll do something else if you get the distinction between those two
I can stream if u want to watch it
I opened a box I got for free in League of Legends and got this skin
[YouTube] ???
British Fiddlesticks
Praying for iranian tokfusto shave their armpits
>Trump Phones are real
:O
what the crevice is a Trump Phone
This' be the only Iranian woman I can think of (she doesn't live there)
might become a soap guy. its apparently relatively simple to make soap at home.
might become a sex guy. its apparently relatively easy to have sex at your home.
>>107692 #
I have 0 idea how to make soap but (I'll post anyway that) I use soap to wash myself regularly :D
might become an OSRS guy. its apparently really good for listening to podcasts whilst you play.
>>107705 #
if you were actually a podcast guy and not just a performative podcast guy, you would be sitting by your study desk in your office, taking notes as you listen to the podcast and then reviewing those notes 1 day and 7 days later in order to make sure you understood everything and can leverage that to get out of the rat race 9-5 and become a millionaire entrepreneur
>>107704 #
ok thank god, that means you dont have recordings of me singing along to rap music and saying every word (cancelable blackmail)
>>107707 #
he is gonna listen to fairytales in 2025 of our lord and saviour when there is money to be made on bitcoin
Invest in Pipcoin
one of the greatest toks released in the last 3 hours
I was born in the wrong generation. I just want to cruise the seas for American gold, fire no guns, shed no tears, just be a broken man on a Halifax pier.
had some bad games of league today
tomorrow, after neko finishes the exercising dead, I will have better games and not transsexuals that spam "honey" and "hun" in chat like theyre caricatures of women
one of her cutest toks in an endearing sense
Contact your fu of choice and let them know of your concerns and demand them to post a tok of this audio.
neko forgot his mic on and i can hear his vibe going crazy 😵
Brie mentioned
Oh yea I forgor that streamer was going to stream today, anyway I was not at home so I couldn't participate, sorry
Also good morning, well it's been a long morning for me already but hopefully you guys had it better :D
REAL VIDEO
[YouTube] ???
I love Molly so much, can't believe she's gone forever..
>Ben Drowned
thats it, im leaving the burm
post this germ, on brain worm.
new stream game??
someone should do a neko stream on caturday
i'm so tired i cant do a neko stream on caturday
heh, nothing personell
NEKOmisa
thoughts?
been out incelwalking my dog for almost 4 hours
time for some league of legends
>10k steps
yeah, lightwork
Saw the tok of a therian introducing himself and on one of the slides he had "straight alley (for now)".
What does that mean? Is he gonna turn gay? Will one day he no longer be an ally?
Tok unrelated
nora FAWNa uploaded some new furry content onto insta, we are so back
>>107749 #
Yea? Sorry but I just factchecked it with the Nekochen Factcheckers Council™ and your post here >>107747 # is True®
How about that?
>>107752 #
you and the Nekochen Factcheckers Council™ just want a monopoly on the truth! you're useless bureaucrats!
>>107746 #
>didn't post it
Remind me what are we paying for to that neko?
>>107753 #
>you're useless bureaucrats!
God Iwish. I just want to be a useless bureaucrat and get paid and not do any work… Is that so much to ask for?I'm genuinely mentally shot, you can even see it by my typing and I have no idea why, I misspell half my words and put my hands in wrong place on the keyboard wtf is going on lol
You shouldn't assume things for people who like wearing cat masks and do quadrobics. That's a stheriantype.
>tenshi is live!
Burmaresponders?
>>107760 #
You're FIVE? Buddy it's way past your bedtime, BO, ban that guy, reason: "staying way past the last cartoon on the TV"
>>107762 #
Your post reminded me of this famous tok by bon bye bonkers, please watch it as a whole for experience :D
>open tenshits stream
>chaz not in the chat
no point in watching the strream then. closed
>her mom sat down on sauna stones
her entire family is homeschooled it seems
I feel strange… If I die, let it be known that I think funky is cute… My final message…
today I feeled in love with an instagram influencer
hello tenshi welcome to the forum
probably the funniest non-laylay tenshi chat message
>>107768 #
NOTHING ever happens. You'll go to sleep, or take a big shit, and suddenly feel fine again.
tazdingo man
Quints for Germerald.
audio is my thoughts on (You)
Germ quads? More likely than you think :D
'osting Germa on the Burma, thoughts, opinions, financial advice?
will there be the last episode tomorrow and if so, what time?
needa walk my dawg in the morning and I dont wanna miss the big reveal of who is the bad guy on da ray deo
>>107782 #
sure, there'll be a last episode tomorrow and it will be at 10 AM sweden mentioned
>>107784 #
okay its now at 11am :D
>10 AM
nobody wakes up that early...
>>107786 #
okay FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
it's now at 5AM, and I'll have my webcam on with my balls on stream stroking my hog
this joke is so much funnier when you real eyes that there's only 2 connected IPs, so I replied to myself to setup that
yeah that makes it +2 worthy in my books (I'm also replying to myself again)
actually funny when you mention that there are only two of us connected
i laughed
the last 5 (now 6) posts are all me.
making another one just to confuse the heck out of the next person to connect and read these
@leagueneko
thoughts, opinions, financial advice?
>>107793 #
genuinely what my day looks like if you rearrange the order and add "learn kanji" to the list
>>107796 #
yea
sorry I am a Hull-bunny
Hullchads stole another qt3.14 from us, it's not fucking fair, why couldn't I have been born in Hull, the land of hope and glory.
need a wife from Derry
one last league game before bed
I almost got a pentakill last game. the enemy went down to 1 hp and then my jungler accidentally killed it. I think he felt a bit of remorse because he spam pinged himself afterwards but I dont mindI accidentally stole a penta from a teammate a few days ago when I was the bottom of the barrel useless so it was karma
>>107804 #
why would I want a space pack also you spelled that totally wrong but I get what you meant cuz Im kinda smart like that and can read minds btw
>>107805 #
>why would I want a space pack
Because it's required for progression.
>you spelled that totally wrong
Nope, I spelled it perfectly right, that's the correct spelling :D (also the league terms are so boring, UT (or quake or whatever) announcer soul >>>>> cringe numbers but in latin)
>>107806 #
>UT announcer soul
does UT have callouts for when you get multikills in short succession? I thought it was just for when you were on a spree as in how many kills since you last died
League has those too, but also has multikill stuff like Dota has with their double kill, triple, quadra(?) and rampage
>>107807 #
>does UT have callouts for when you get multikills in short succession?
I actually have not played it for so long I don't remember, I just know that dota sounds were poached from one of those, either UT or quake.
>>107808 #
I looked it up, yeah Dota both has killstreaks and multikills, like League does
but I understand preferring Dota'sI do too
For kill streaks, League does have Killing Spree, Dominating and all that but does deviate in a few (3 out of 8 or so) ones
[announcer voice]
double kill
triple kill
ultrakill
killtactual
killerino
killimanjaro
k-k-killstyler
killionaire
(this is from halo)
[admin announcer voice]
take your pill
anyneko wanna watch 1 league of game? ok lemme take a quick wee (need to get my bottle)
need to update streamlabs obs and set up one of those little cute windows for game capture then ill go chive chive chive
his smile brings me joy
>tfw he is gonna stream again any day now
:D
abbles stream tomorrow #d50000 (perfect natty 50k to come true)
phil
#d9999 (3390) (9999 to succeed)
CLOSE.
I get a gf this year #d9999 (7274)
I change gender #d9999 (2314)
yeah didnt think so
also wtf you can just change GENDER at a whim. you should've rolled to change sex (from no, to yes) xDDDD GOTTEM
a law passed here recently that makes it so you can just call up a doctors office and get it changed in a few days without having to go through an interview or have a diagnosis or anything
>>107829 #
whereas in the UK (a supposedly libtard commiecucked country) our supreme court decided a WOMAN is a FEMALE. Sir Keir Starmer, the Granny Harmer, is sending out deathsquads to hunt down transwomen using women's bathrooms, if you believe everything you read online
>>107830 #
its true, I have cameras in women's bathrooms and the amount of cock and bollocks has decreased 50fold
Just got a phone notification the stream went live?!?!?!?!?!?
Also I did not misspell the straight alley cat thing, that's what makes it funny :)
good morning to the nekos. YES I WAS THE FIRST POSTER OF THE DAY :D
>>107833 #
really funny post, and cute bracelet therianeko
I had to deliver some bad news yesterday and I literally could not stop smiling or laughing
I am defective
>asks whenim going live
>I go live
>hes not there
???
Post a funky… My final message…
amogus kanji 骨
ive studied gay ass japanese emojis for about 150 hours now
and I still cant understand anything its so over I couldve put those 150 hours on league of legends instead and become pro
>>107843 #
>and become pro
No you wouldn't. But also I don't want to say I've told you but it is one of the harder languages and it was pretty obvious it's gonna take ages to learn anything proper. Literally like 2k emojis to read a newspaper (for children).
>>107844 #
if you assume that every kanji I have seen and learned through Anki so far is "mature" aka I have learned it and remember it, I know about 1460 kanji + some various ones that I have learned second-hand through the example sentences but havent been formally introduced through their own flashcards, so probably about 1500
that is by far not enoughbut I also havent touched grammar studies yet so a lot of stuff like conjugation just makes 0 sense to me so far, which is the main part of not understanding shit yet
I think if I put about 100 hours into studying grammar, I will be able to read a lower level manga with some effort
something like Yotsubato
in reality, the stats look like this so far
I know, somewhat certainly, 800 kanji and have been exposed to another 700 or so but they are not yet at a level of me remembering them that I know them
>>107848 #
oh shit I accidentally posted a screenshot of my FOLDER
>>107845 #
>I think if I put about 100 hours into studying grammar, I will be able to read a lower level manga with some effort
Yea, maybe next year. Don't worry about it.
GO WORRY ABOUT IT NOW!!!!!1
just woke up from a 2hour nap, time to go to work, i hate my life and i want to die, i aint got no iphone
I need to ne rich enough to buy a summer house in like New Sealand, UK summers are deadly. im dying. this is my final message. change the burma. goodbye
when is tenshi opening the of
the nekos be doubting me but I know the words that hachikuji says when she fucks up ararararagis name now
I am all-powerful
I think you ought to stop bulling me. Or else.
>those dance moves
look at her go
>salad
:D
>with olives
🤬
I post boni btw
>>107868 #
I've eaten olives a handful of times in my life and never liked them, I dunno what's so good about them. I don't like olive oil either.
So I guess for once we agree :)
>I post boni btw
YEA I'VE NOTICED
just got home from work, exciting blogpost to follow
>saw a kinda fat girl on the bus with a hello kitty tattoo on her arm
naurrr, im glad my fu doesnt have a hello kitty tattoo, that would make her alike the kind chubby girl on the bus. @hellokittytattoofu posters, thoughts, opinions, sports betting advice?
Finally I didn't get instabanned by insta for trying to make a new account, seems they don't care that much if they don't save your IP for longer than a month or so
I'll wait a few weeks still before I'll get to scrooping again probly…
The liårnekǒ strikɇs ågåin
any ideas on how to stopa dogfrom grieving? I feel really bad for him and dont know what else to do but spend a lot of time with him and hopefully get him to think about other stuff
Good morning nekos :D
>>107879 #
I'm obviously not an expert but I don't think you can do that much, he will eventually get over it just like humans do.
>>107880 #
Hopefully. He is real hangy and depressed and occasionally howls out in what I can only assume to be a form of grief
Every time I see a date close to my birthday in videos or stuff, I always think "Wow, that was X days away from my birthday when I turned YZ years old :D"
have done it since I was little. Can't stop doing it even if I dont care about my actual birthday, seeing dates close to it probably brings more joyI find it cute
>>107884 #
I'm sorry neko but I cannot relate to this because I hate being reminded of my birthday at this point. I'm glad it brings you joy though, at least you get a kick out of it.
>>107885 #
My actual birthday, or whenever it approaches, I feel annoyed towards. Remembering it when it's far away makes me go "that was a few days before my birthday! :O!!!"
>>107886 #
You are a strange fella :Ø
Oh yea, your tok related made me think "Naurrrrrrrrrr the biggest boni fan visible there, that guy just got dethroned instantly."
>>107889 #
They call me the funnynek' for a reason. That reason? Because I laugh for minutes at some stupid joke so bad that nobody remembers it after the fact
>>107891 #
because I vent (amogus 😎)
I swear to God I've seen "to ventilate someone" used as in a meaning that you assassinate/kill someone but I cannot find anything about it now.
DONUTNEKO LOOK QUICK THERE ARE DONUTS IN THE PIC
>>107892 #
never heard about that sorry ESLneko
>donuts and a maiden
sorry, but I prefer the real donutfu
>>107893 #
I've found it, it's on the urbandict https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ventilate
Pretty sure it's common enough I just forgor where it comes from.
>the real donutfu
>no donuts seen in the tok attached
You mean the FAKEST FAKE donutfu
LOOK QUICK NEKO REFERENCE
>gets a new insta account after having been permad for scraping
>"im gonna wait a bit before scraping"
>scrooops instantly
NEKO YOURE GONNA GET BANNED!!!!!! QUICK, HIDE THE REQUEST LOGS
on another note, Anime Friends (brazilian anime con) is gonna be in like 2 weeks and I really do not feel like learning how to scrape instagram again now that mine doesnt work anymore
I dont feel like scraping her stuff manually either because she usually posts like 50 different stories
fuck my baka life
>>107896 #
>scrooops instantly
I didn't lie, I'm actually waiting, I just found out that I've had maeve scrooped (no idea when or where I did that but I guess I did) and decided to post some of her stuff.
>I really do not feel like learning how to scrape instagram again now that mine doesnt work anymore
It's really dumb, I wish there was a site providing me with a way to do it because I don't feel like going through the whole wringer of having to make sure everything is right and then still risking a non-0 chance it'll catch me because they have the most aggressive anti-bot measures I've ever seen.
But I'll still use gallery-dl, probably with some real stupid settings that'll limit it to 100kbps or something and like minutes between every post.
>in 2 weeks
Also that's about the time I'm gonna wait for the account to get "old enough" so maybe by then I'll post my settings I'll try out if you care (and if I get instabanned).
>>107897 #
>(and if I get instabanned).
stopped reading here. post too long but sorry if that happened to you or im happy you managed to succeed in doing that, idkyou know Im laughing like a retard
it has taken 2 months but I can finally name the days and count to 10 in japanese
we are so fucking back
For me, it's yi ere san one two three ichi ni san
>>107902 #
>sorry I dont know that word yet
It would be something like getsukinyobi (sorry I don't have the funny jap keyboard here and I don't feel like checking how to turn it on now)
its funny that you picked thursday too because that was the word I had the most trouble remembering
>>107904 #
>getsukinyobi
no idea
getsuyoubi = monday and kinyoubi = friday but havent heart of getsukinyoubi yet
>>107903 #
I learned that ichi ni san are the chinese way (onyomi) of saying the numbers but the japanese traditional way (less used) is
1 hi
2 fu
3 mi
4 yo
5 itsu
6 mu
7 nana
8 ya
9 kokono
10 too
thats why in this song she says "hi fu mi yo" [YouTube] ???
rare knowledge
>>107905 #
So you be telling me that I can woo the chuzz at BBC by going nihao ichi ni san chi go at them? I'll try once they're back.
what the FREAK is a MONFRIDAYDAY?!?!?!?!
>not monfriday
Another failure of the bonald posterior
youbi = weekday
but the kanji for youbi is weekday + day
曜(weekday)日(day)
so its even more crazy
If you're so smart, translate Aftersunday then
Can UKfus and fags stop complaining about the heat? Yes you bellends, it's hot everywhere.
Will stream hitman new level in approx 3 hours
>>107919 #
oh yeah youre right
tho 日 can also mean sun so its sun weekday day
or alteratively, if you are a bit freaky
day weekday sun
anyways im back from my 4 hour inceldogwalk midsummer style
>>107924 #
You love to see it.
>>107925 #
It took him 4 hours to decipher that the first and the last kanji in sunday is the same… It's so over japaneselearningbros…
>>107927 #
>You love to see it.
Yea, perhaps I do. Problem with that?
>>107927 #
>It took him 4 hours to decipher that the first and the last kanji in sunday is the same
Yea, maybe it did. Problem with that?
>>107927 #
>It's so over japaneselearningbros…
Yea, maybe it is. Problem with that?
sorry but I used my anti-(You)ing hacks to make it so you only got one (1) ichi (一) hi (一) reply. Suck it, busta rhymes.
I use Gar because it is bright and I am anti-dark mode nowadays. Think I have been for like february
since like*
tenshi is about to derank to bronze 4 (four) LOL
>I hereby revoke my consent for you to read any of my messages on stream ever again without proper compensation, to be paid out in full to my paypal account listed on my account for the royalties they are worth given the traffic I drive to your stream and the ad revenue you make by said traffic.
would go hard as a message in tenshis chat ngl
>I dont know what does AP damage and what doesnt do AP damage
>I dont know what AP damage is tbh
imagine you play 400 matches, each roughly 30 minutes long and then another 10+ minutes of queue time, loading screens etc. and you still dont know one of the most simple yet fundamental things regarding how the game works?
That is at least 200+ hours of ACTIVE gameplay and she can't figure that shit out?
>My mum and my sister were supposed to go on holiday [...] but to travel in the EU used to be 6 months but now is it 9 months [...] so they couldn't go and [wasted all of their money]
they are all home-schooled
>>107936 #
Nerd shit, who cares, you click buttons and play in Iron V :D
>>107937 #
>but to travel in the EU used to be 6 months but now is it 9 months
Like a visa? I don't think I get it. I'm pretty sure you can get a visa in a week or 2 (for travel) still from or to UK. Unless we're talking about the possible length of stay in which case I have 0 idea, I know that regular vacation visa to US is like 3 months.
Oh yea I got my hair cut and now you can see my whole norwood :D (this is a good thing because it's way too warm recently and I'm going to sweat less)
yeah its time for some freaking midsummer food and then a well deserved food coma watching hit-on-men after 5 hours of walking today (not exercise btw)
>>107938 #
>I don't think I get it.
neither do I and it doesnt seem like she knows what tf she is talking about either but thats what you can expect from her at this point
>I got my hair cut and now you can see my whole norwood
why do they call it norwood when its more like nordesert XDDDD the norsteppes XDDDD the norprarie XDDD
FUCK YOU
I AM NOT A COWBOY
wait a minute.... you knowing how to spell that word means you must be a cowboy and you know what cowboys get up to.... we've all seen the movie.... hmmmm
>>107941 #
I'm not a cowboy either, I'm just 1 IQ point higher than you so I just know things 😎 Such is the fate of BIG BRAINED neko.
No hair… More wrinkles… Such is fate…
>>107944 #
my balls be like except that my balls kinda looks like what I imagine a terrorist's beard looks like
>clementine died
goodbye burm
monk ass at that funker tok
wtf, I was listening to some random "related music" recently and after listening to like ~60 songs I've finally found at least 1 that I actually like [YouTube] ???
finally home, stream live in ~5
OKAY WHO WROTE THAT MESSAGE IN THE CHAZ BOX
Tok of the Year
These toks aren't even loading for me
wtf i cant type in the chat anymore what happened
anyways mario kart videos right now are my sleep content
i dont care nought for the game but all they do is yap about shit that isnt super interesting so I fall asleep quickly
laylay be like: I love watching northernlion play mario kart world
>>107970 #
hell no he doesnt say sleepable stuff in his videos anymore ever since he committed career suicide by not playing isaac
>>107971 #
he sold out to appeal to the twitch chat andys that want their streamerfu to read their message and then call them a cuckold sissyboy
>>107973 #
>chazfu
we're talking about bald libcuck canadian losers here not alpha greek god streamers
no but seriously why is her english so bad? she was BORN IN CANADA
more like mario fart
I woke up now
im going back to sleep but I win by technicality
I win by timezone bias o algo
Alarmless too :D
>>107983 #
>I win by timezone bias o algo
You were gonna win anyway since you wake up at such early hours.
Anyway good morning nekos :D I guess the guy that said that he totally wakes up always before me forgot to wake up early, what a shame.
Good morning to the quackos
>>107988 #
sorry but I woke up earlier than you. the person who posted first won, as we said yesterday. Better luck next time!
>>107989 #
see >>105028 ➡ #
>goes to bed past midnight on the 29th of may
naughty
Should I do legs today? #8ball (It can't be helped)
I hate doing legs, fuck you 8ball, you made me do this…
sleep tight nekos, goodnight
>>107995 #
it's too hot to be awake during the day, I need to flip my sleep schedule so I'm awake during the night when it's cool
Well.. you asked. And you got. Femboy roommate ~ #femboyroomate #femboyfriday #femboycosplay #cosplay
Rezzi is cosplaying the hit game that streamerneko played and beat and beat off to on stream??
>no posts in over 3 hours
it's true, Burma is dead...
bosting a classic babbles because he is gonna stream today (nao falso)
that stupid fucking bbno$ song is stuck in my head now, it's such a BRAINWORM, i DOT need SURGERY to forget it
I really like this tok
my mother is a skilled sorceress trained in the arts of disappointing me in every twist and turn of my life and in every time i interact with her
tenshi is downranking
>>108016 #
world famous lollipoppy cosplayer GX Tenshi#Evan, Bronze 4 powerhouse, reader non-afficionado, formerly hardstuck diamond in Valorant (immo 2 peak but her peak being 500 rating higher than the rank she usually played in was just a coincidence and not evidence of being boosted)
>>108017 #
she hasnt. you can do it once every 90 days but idk how long ago she started plying league
>Okay passion, I'll do that but I'll probably forget
naurrr @passion, your thoughts, your response, financial advice?
>is there a way to turn down your sensitivity in this game
350 hours btw
>>108019 #
Another 350 hours and she'll know how to change the sound settings, maybe even rebind the keys too :D
i hate league, i hate how tenshi quit an entertaining game (valoslop) to play this
>>108018 #
>>108019 #
think she is one of the most vibrant examples of a retarded person ive ever come across
nvm I take that back
she just has the normal woman "I have always had everything done for me so I never had to learn how to look around and find things myself, nor figure out how to do said things myself" mindset
she aint any dumber than the average woman
hope she reads this lil gumperton (passion will and he will tell her all about it during his weekly 1 on 1 voice call for having been a 10 month £200 sub patron on her patreon.com
>>108024 #
Not trying to be a white knight defending her or anything but I think Tenshi is smarter than, or at the very least more driven than the average woman. Streaming and dealing with all the social media shit is more work than I'd say the average woman puts in, and it must be really easy for her to justify taking days off and just not streaming but there she is, putting in 8 hour shifts at the worst fucking game on the planet, every weekday and caturday.
its not like she just hit live and suddenly had multiple hundreds of viewers and dozens of arabs sending her swifted subs to compete for her attention, how many months did she have to stream to an audience in the single digits? thats a grind alright, infact, I'd like to say, Tenshi might be one of the most dedicated and beautiful women on the planet. I-
(sorry had to find a tok)
try to finish your sentence
I'm not gay but
>the gayest greentext imaginable
oh fuck google just sent me a push notification to my windows home computer and its opposite day today? fuuuck that does make sense now though as to why neko is typing all of that dumb shit up there
>>108035 #
>google just sent me a push notification to my windows home computer
Cue the clip of the guy saying "if that happens I'm becoming a terrorist" (he was talking about the satellite night-sky adverts)
>>108036 #
I feel him. Maybe I would too, on gang and shiet you feel me?
anyways who made this dumb post >>108026 # nekka couldnt even spell misogynistic
>was blogposting too long and everyone has scrolled past my message by now
it's joe
sorry but I do not read fiction
>>108037 #
>nekka couldnt even spell misogynistic
ntn but I feel him, I would probably have trouble spelling it too since I never type that word like ever.
>>108040 #
yeah but youre not a whiteknight. thats like being a mathematician and not being able to spell parallel
I MISPELLED IT ON PURPOSE, THATS PART OF THE FUCKING JOKE YOU SPAZTIC WINDOWLICKERS. I COULD'VE HAD GOOGLE CORRECT IT FOR ME BUT I LEFT IT AS A FUNNY JOKE.
actually, given how prevalent the word misogyny is in topics spoken by whiteknights and male feminists, that would be like a mathematician misspelling the word division, multiplication or perhaps even arithmetic
WHY DOESNT OUR FAVOURITE MALE QUEER STREAMER CHAZ GO LIVE FOR SOME CHEEKY CATURDAY GAMIN'
#d2 (2)
NAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HE LOST 2500 NEKOCOINS JUST LIKE THAT
#balance
You have 0 NekoCoins™ in your NekoCoin Bank Account 😹😹😹😹🦗🦗
brooo where are my coins 😿
I used to be billionairez and shieet
I went live, 2500 NekoCoins richer
I forgot the docu again
Not sure if you guys already knew but Sico made a website and I'm pretty sure it uses a lot of the neko code
dreamt that I was playing league of legends and my first item was a red brick
boni posted a story of what the armadura she was fazendo looks like
I think she might be building her ownPrincess Zelda* cosplayzomg cute
>>108064 #
>dreamt that I was playing league of legends
>he's got nightmares now
My condolences.
>>108065 #
I don't know what armadura or fazendo means, speak american.
>>108066 #
the rest of the post had enough context that you could ignore that part entirely, EFLneko...
>stopped reading
stopped reading right there because I felt the presence of too many consonants in one single noun upcoming
I stopped reading and then just assumed you wrote that somewhere in your post
I havent read any of your post since 2024 btw
I bet he's still posting about something, sadly I never read his posts.
>typod a word
would've noticed that if I read the post to begin with
>he doesn't read his own posts
Beyond over.
reading? hard
witness? quit
hotel?trolladogotteeeemmm
Good morning Burm.
My head is pounding, I hate the Burmese Summers, we need more Polish Plumbers. Ya get me? Remember GABOS.
>tok doesnt load
>not on the site
guess Im not watching it
it WAS on the site AOAOAOAOAIIEEEE DONT SHOOT ME AKIMBO STYLE
i wonder why it didnt index the post numbers and show that it was an @maeve tok
Imagine you are 14, and a straight A student. Convincted of Armed Tokkery. Would you
>Serve 10 years in prison
or
>Spend 3 months at military bootcamp (passing means you go home scott free)
>>108076 #
>I hate the Burmese Summers
>23°C in skegness
What the flip did he mean by that? It's not even bad for you buddy, I've got 29°C projected today…
>>108081 #
Oh yea that seems to be the case, I don't normally check (since sometimes fus just delete the toks). @nekomin pls fix :D
>>108082 #
I would just go ahead and BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP GABOS buddy.
ive got 25 at 5pm today
>@nekomin pls fix
he doesnt know about this place, americans arent allowed visas into burma with the current government....
only these countries have visa-free travel in 2025 Thailand, Singapore, Vietnam, Philippines, Indonesia, Brunei, Cambodia and Laos
fun fact: if you type myanmar visa into google, the first autocomplete is "for indians"
cant even remember the name of that anime and technology site that copied nekos code first
then it was that sadkitty site, now a caver made their own nekosite? craysea
>sadkitty is already down
lol tanachan style
>>108091 #
Oh yea, I didn't check on that site since pretty much I noticed it. Guess the chan space is really cutthroat… Couldn't manage with the competition…
funfact
there's a generalization of set truth operation on all objects and it's called a sheaf, it also has an operator that's called sheafification
funfact
theres a generalization of set truthseeker operations on all posts and its called a speaf, it also has an operator called a speafi
i give up on the joke also I post reki btw
watching a twitch stream and this song is on right now
all I can see is this tok
>funky_is_online
>is actually offline, sleeping
what did she mean by that btw
foxy? yeah, best spanish-speaking latamfu
ive seen like 8 funkys in 12 toks on megu
4 of which was actually a foxy
since that, there have been 3 more funkys and 3 bonis
zomg
FUNKY NOOOO DONT START SMOKING NOOOO FUNKY NOOOOO
👈 Reposted from MeguTV
In case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it. I do not know why I am here nor how I got here; I was probably added by a third party. I do not support any actions by the members of this group.
^^That guy is responsible for any misconduct amongst this group, he's the perpetrator or the source of every devilish plan on burma. Lock him up Mr FBI 😈
whats with that neko's skibidi rizz
no time two talk rizz lord...
I have no water in my room, this is a disaster.
>no good posts in 11.5 hours
burma is kill
moved my desk 8 inches to the right and swapped my half broken chair with wheels for a chair from the kitchen, feels like a new life
recent stats
>>108125 #
that is overweight in the BMI scale's definition
what counts as medically overweight/obese has to do with how much % of your body is fat and the study shows that 33% of people within the 18,5 - 24,9 BMI range has bf% exceeding what counts as obese
>>108126 #
oh, okay, thanks for explaining it, I was really confused, but that makes sense. So in a way you can't even look at someone and see if they're fat?
>>108127 #
in the same way you can have a heavy and, according to the BMI calculator, "obese" bodybuilder, you can have someone be 20 bmi but skinnyfat and thus medically obese
>>108131 #
you never mentioned doing them so that means you didnt
every other time you have talked about when youve done them and then complained about feeling sore after
none of this happened this time ergo you didnt do them
quora episode sum
ahhhh my arms are so sore from the 50 pushups I did a few days ago. GABOS
buddy we know you wouldnt ever fulfill the bet you made you dont have to pretend
I love this tiktok
>4 years ago
I don't feel so good. Time is moving forward, and soon I will be the 5 year old webm poster that we used to laugh at the old bonbibros for being. Speaking of bonbi, you guys tuning into her stream tonight :D
>goes to type "I ACTUALLY DID THEM" but removed it because he doesnt want to lie on sabbath
naurrrrrr
>>108138 #
But it's sunday, not sabbath, or how the japanese call it day weekday day.
>>108137 #
>he's in your bath I'm in your twitch chat
Is this rebound No. 10 song?
>>108140 #
Well, it is Saturday in Jewish tradition, but also sometimes I've heard for Sunday to be referred to as sabbath (because of the continuity between christianity and jewish religion or w/e) but it's generally wrong imo. In my language the word for Saturday literally comes from sabbath so there's no way you can make that mistake.
>>108142 #
Bath as in bathroom, or the bath as in you know, bath. It makes sense that somebody takes a shower after sex. Oh nvm, I forgot you are the non-sex haver.
>>108139 #
>bath
esl...
it doesn't even make sense, he's in her BATH??? she lives in Bath, United Kingdom???
I don't 'member this babbles, what the spruce
>>108141 #
found this on le wiki
>On the other hand, English-speaking Christians often refer to the Sunday as the Sabbath (other than Seventh-day Sabbatarians); a practice which, probably due to the international connections and the Latin tradition of the Roman Catholic Church, is more widespread among (but not limited to) Protestants.
>>108141 #
he sings "he's in your BED, I'm in your twitch chat" in the song.
I can kinda understand why you misheard bath but duckduckgo the lyrics and you will see that I'm write.
>>108145 #
He slurs "he's in your bed, I'm in your twitch chat", but I wasn't sure either and I am not looking up lyrics to some random bad song.
>>108144 #
>protestants
Yea whatever shit they make up, it doesn't matter. If not for it being more popular denomination in US you would never hear that happening, since for russians/slavs (the rest of the protestant world) in general the wording for the saturday/sabbath is the same.
I cant understand why he misheard "bath" since the e sounds nothing like the a in either pronunciations of bath
ive had the song im posting on neeeeko stuck in my head for the past days
WITH ALL MY KAYBROS ALL OF THE HEILS I'VE DONE FOR MY FUFun fact: I have made a mistake while typing out those lyrics in the chat but nobody corrected me back then and now there's no taksies backsies so I got away with it 😈
>>108146 #
>random bad song
We actually like Wilbur Soot's music here on the neko, though he is CANCELLED for being a SEXUAL PREDATOR (he used to like biting his girlfriend or someshit, thats what he got cancelled for, biting a girl he was fucking who was perfectly okay with it until they broke up)
can assure you that nobody aside from you has ever listened to a full wilbur soot song in their life
yeah but that wasnt on neko and your claim was on the neko but not on the neko so its on the moe not the neko
yeah but disregard my previous posts I love cocks
btw I post [insert your fu here] if that matters
hot take buther best feature is her snail trail
DO NOT LOOK AT HER TWITTER, SHE DOES FULL ON CORN NOW
wait no not that i meanhappy trail
>>108163 #
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this nekka looking at her corn every day for sure.
>>108160 #
I didn't, I was pretending since a) nobody posts her b) I don't really care about her enough to even remember any of her toks.
>>108167 #
Yea because I have at least one koto tok saved on my PC, which means I care enough to remember any of her toks.
Actually lemme prove it I have to have it somewhere. I have this, but I know I've had rotated version somewhere, oh well, I won't be making you wait too long.
I have one melon vid saved on my pc
for some reason this audio has stuck in my head somewhat strongly enough that I can remember it vividly despite not watching the tok since I last posted it like a year ago
it does actually make you think, maybe maisie was right to quit tiktok and become a tradwife to a london financebro arab
>>108170 #
I thought that's the endgame for all the fus. I mean who wants to endlessly sell corn, unless they somehow escape the pipeline like Arie.
i deserve this btw
>>108172 #
thats what a lot of them ended up doing though, looking up sammy made me realise that, people we were posting 4 years ago are now selling pictures of their hairy minge. quitting was the best way to escape that life. Can't even really blame em, if they're gonna make good money doing that instead of wageslaving, I can understand why they would. maisie is just a good example, she was pretty popular and then just quit. I guess plenty do just quit, el was really popular too and now hardly has an online presence, and
>>108173 #
>rocket league
oh no, he's a neko...
>>108173 #
>2 guitars
>no norwood
>good at rocket league
Yea I'm never getting this, he's way above me on the social totem pole.
>>108176 #
if I just get one more guitar I will get a cute flat shorthaired tomboy girlfriend like that
my looksmatch
>>108180 #
She is a prime example of hollywood forcing an actor/actress, she had literally been in nothing and then just gets cast on game of thrones in a relatively large role, survives the entire show, and then a few years later is headlining a major HBO show the last of us, all whilst being unable to act and being ugly as sin
>look at her wikipedia page
>started acting at 4 and attended an online school
why even send your kids to school anymore, just make them become an actor :D
at some point we gotta call it like it is
these hollywood plants were probably chef's choice on the menu at epstein's castle and thats why theyre getting these roles
more likely explanation: hollywood can tell that sex doesnt sell anymore, ragebaiting does and thats why they pick the ugliest mofos to cause negative press to rile it up
>>108185 #
Does ragebaiting work? Because all I've seen so far recently is that the returns are plummeting for Hollywood no matter what they're trying to do tbh
>>108186 #
yes it does because I am now going to reply to the post below yours
>>108187 #
fuk you most FUCKED YOU
>>108185 #
and yet the music industry is pushing Sabrina Carpenter, who makes the middest music of all time because she's 'hot' and 'provocative'
why isnt our favourite bronze 4 smegma dealer live
>>108195 #
she works full time doing a really "hard" "job" as someneko put it the other day, dealing with "chat" which is really "stressful" and not at all the easiest job in the world
>>108196 #
Now I'm wondering if he actually said that or are you doing my tactic of making shit up and seeing what sticks.
>>108197 #
here you go
>Streaming and dealing with all the social media shit is more work than I'd say the average woman puts in, and it must be really easy for her to justify taking days off and just not streaming but there she is, putting in 8 hour shifts at the worst fucking game on the planet, every weekday and caturday.
>its not like she just hit live and suddenly had multiple hundreds of viewers and dozens of arabs sending her swifted subs to compete for her attention, how many months did she have to stream to an audience in the single digits? thats a grind alright, infact, I'd like to say
there is no effort or dedication in sitting on your ass playing games for 8+ hours a day, reading what other people say and responding to it or I should be paid for being a nekoman in 2025
>>108201 #
I dont have tits so I would actually have to be interesting and/or good at a game
she hasnt said a funny thing on stream since before we found ohhpinkk two years ago, all the content from her stream is other people saying something funny or someone being sexistic in her valo games
>>108200 #
>I would actually have to be interesting and/or good at a game
I'm pretty sure you have at least some qualities required here, you're definitely better at games than average (me) and you've got some interesting/charismatic commentary. You could probably make a life of a mid tier streamer if you really really wanted to.
>>108200 #
>I dont have tits so I would actually have to be interesting and/or good at a game
The majority of popular, and I mean giga popular male streamers don't meet this criteria either. you ever seen a guy like ludwig? he's a charisma vacuum, he just looks like a relatively attractive white american guy, thats his appeal. attractive and normal.
>>108202 #
>you're definitely better at games than average
nobody wants to watch a person who is top 5%, they want to watch someone so good you can barely notice mistakes because that's where the spectacle is, doing stuff they cant themselves
>>108203 #
>he's a charisma vacuum
idk if I just dont understand what you mean by vacuum here but he is really charismatic, no? he is probably one of the more sociable streamers I have seen and thus, falls into the "interesting"/ entertaining bracket
I dont watch him nor do I like anything he does but I cant say that he doesnt fulfill the roles that a streamer has to
>>108200 #
I'm trying to debunk this statement but I can't. I also can only think of one person I actually liked watching valorant content from. Maybe if she wasn't stuck playing riotsloppa games, she could actually try to be entertaining, but what can you do in league? It's a dogshit pissbaby game, I simply don't understand why people will spend hours watching it.
>>108204 #
I have only ever seen ludwig with Jerma, where he sucks all the energy out of a stream because Jerma is entertaining and Ludwig is boring.
>>108206 #
okay this I agree with, cosplaying isn't by itself anything difficult. I can't think of anything the majority of popular cosplayers do that makes them stand out from someone getting like 1k views per tok.
How Noemi is able to make her career out of being a cosplayer, but someone like Shrivix can't, I simply don't understand, it's all just roulette on social media, you gotta post and post and post and hope the algo picks you up. I suppose there's a few tricks like it likes videos with good lighting, but most have that.
>but cosplaying and posting on social media is difficult
no. you dress up, dance a bit and then post that. you get paid. its your job
>>108202 #
>you've got some interesting/charismatic commentary
because we know each other, if a random person joined my stream during any of the moments when Im playing ResidentSleeperEvil, they'd be like "who is this crazy fella"
>>108206 #
>they'd be like "who is this crazy fella"
That's actually positive, well as long as you're not crazy like schizo Adam Obama crazy, though even Terry got some viewership, though I dunno how much of it was because he was a lolcow and how much was genuine interest, probably mostly the first one. I genuinely think you would make it, well if you had some luck/got kickstarted with some nepo tactics or something like that. I've watched less interesting streamers that had regular viewership.
>>108207 #
>well if you had some luck/got kickstarted with some nepo tactics or something like that
everyone could make a living if they had this. the reason I wouldnt make it as a streamer no matter what I did is that I have no life experience, no funny shit to tell. all my jokes requires something to bounce off of
the thing is, tenshi doesnt even have that. she just reads the teleprompter. its like looking up "top 50 funniest jokes about __" and just reading them from a list
>>108208 #
>I have no life experience, no funny shit to tell. all my jokes requires something to bounce off of
You can always make shit up, since you're smart you're not gonna get caught either since you know… You're smart. The only real problem you have is that it's insanely hard to break in and you probably don't have the consistency to make it and/or it still requires the stupid luck.
end all be all, being a streamer is leagues easier than working literally any real job aside from maybe professional flower sniffer or vice president car seat tester
they dont even run their own managing, their own social media stuff (aside from schizoposting shit nobody reads on twitter), their own content editing, their own thumbnailing
all they do is play the vidya game on the telly and then have someone else ship that to youtube and pay them a share of the revenue (if not all of it, because having good content brings more stream viewers and more donations, sponsorships (manager handles that, they just play the game and read the script), ad revenue etc)
>>108211 #
I was watching some dunk on des tiny recently and he said that "streaming is the easiest job you can have" and "I've not had a day in my life where I wouldn't wake up and feel like streaming" (paraphrasing probably) and I agree with him on that pretty much. I will be having the first job in my life soon that might (keyword: might) be easier than that but probably not.
>>108211 #
The job I currently have as a cleaner where I work for generously 25 minutes per 3 hour shift IS easier. I am also being paid minimum wage.
I'd much rather be doing that, than 3 hours of streaming every week day. But if I was making Tenshi money? yeah, I'd take the streaming job instead.
>>108212 #
of course it is. you get paid doing something you would do for free anyways, and if youre an established streamer, youre making way too much money to care about anything in life
you can take days off whenever you want to and nobody cares, people are literally throwing money at you even if oyu go offline for months (people dont wanna lose le sub badge streak!!)
if you only feel like playing for 1 hour, just end stream and go outside. you still got paid for the day and more than any real job would pay
just look at ClintStevens, he was gone for like two years (this is how often he streamed in the past 5) and he came back unannounced a week or so ago with 70k viewers playing Mario Kart World like nothing had happened and people were still subbed to him and had been for the past few years without ever ending their monthly sub
>>108213 #
>IS easier
it isnt by no means. I know you would take streaming and making £5000 a month from your own bedroom over working minimum wage and having to commute daily
dont you commute 2 hours per day? why would you ever want to have to deal with your annoying boss, the commute, and all that jazz when you could do literally nothing, low energy just reading the eventual funny chat message and then go chicken someone as SS pos5 for 3 hours a day
youre commuting for basically the same amount of time
>>108216 #
I complain about my bossman being annoying but most days I see him for 30 seconds when I clock in and then at the end when I hand my keys back in, it's like once a month he actually has anything to say to me.
>do literally nothing, low energy just reading the eventual funny chat message and then go chicken someone as SS pos5 for 3 hours a day
I was thinking it's a little more interaction than that, even being unkind, I think Tenshi as our example of a typical do nothing streamer is SLIGHTLY more engaged with chat than that
>>108216 #
>go chicken someone as SS pos5 for 3 hours a day
This is what a man lives for. This should be at the bottom of the Maslov's hierarchy of needs.
you save 40 hours a month where you could do anything else if you stream for 3 hours rather than be at work for 3 hours and lose 2 hours to the commute
>>108218 #
>I think Tenshi as our example of a typical do nothing streamer is SLIGHTLY more engaged with chat than that
do you really think what she is doing is hard? hard enough that you would be dissuaded from wanting to do that yourself? its like sitting in a discord call levels of hard in my eyes
>>108220 #
okay fine you've convinced me, I'm quitting my job at the end of this month and I'm gonna stream 3 hours of dota 2 a day instead, and hope the subs and dubs roll in :D
>do you think what she is doing is hard?
I'm not gonna say sitting in a discord call is ZERO effort. I've had days where I've been in a discord call with friends and it's kinda burned me out after a few hours of yapping. It's certainly harder than just playing dota 2 for 3 hours, playing dota 2 and talking to people for 3 hours is more mentally draining.
It's still like, really really really fucking low
for the typical gameplay streamer like tenshi or whoever, the only hard part is talking when you have nothing to go off of
thats why many 0 viewer streamers dont get anywhere. partly because twitch's discovery is dogshit but because they just sit there quiet expecting people to come in and start the conversation with them
I can give that some weight, it is hard holding a one-sided conversation which is what you have to do without chatters but with chatters, easiest job in the world
could probably even just set up some ai bots to say random shit so youll have stuff to respond to even with 0 viewers
>>108223 #
This is touching on the part that I actually think is hard for a streamer. It's the streaming to a no audience/single digit viewership bit, it's fucking impossible to start unless you have viewers from elsewhere.
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I wish I was as funny as the best viewers guy, nobody ever gets this excited at my joke as they get when he comes by :(
I once said a joke so good that french neko laughed for a minute straight (nobody remembers the joke)
genuinely cant remember the joke. not a single part of it. not even a sliver of the punchline
I also can't remember that joke, but I remember him laughing like a dumpass for a whole minute.
It was like a starlink satellite, you see it for the briefest of moments and it changes your life, but you can never remember it again
yeah but the joke wasnt funny
crazy to think that I remember when babbles jinx toks came out and pogging out of my mind, and it was 4+ years ago.
>>108237 #
do it
I could look up the joke in the chat logs but I think that would ruin the magic
unposted boni
imagine posting boni back on wsg
her toks even back then were pretty high quality high effort unlike the billions of 240p 3ds camera shit that people posted
imagine being a logicalrain poster
>>108235 #
Liar.
>>108236 #
I remember when this series of toks was the latest of what funky had, that was when I started scraping her.
pretty sure this was the first boni I saw when it showed up on my fyp
has this already been posted? I think something like it was posted earlier yesterday but I forgot to look at the tok
oh right I forgot to watch it cus I opened neko for a second, made a post about me waking up the earliest and then going back to sleep
I tried searching for the tok id but I couldnt find it cus it was renamed
anyway, thoughts, opinions, armpit ratings?
nora's got them beat
I dont get the whole armpit, foot, toe, hands, knee or whatever stuff people are into thing
>>108251 #
[YouTube] ???
yeah, what about 'em
took a walk in the woods and saw two foxes hunting together from about 70 meters out
do you think older generations are more likely to be depressed, they just dont know it? I think about my dad and how all he does is come home from work, drink some beers and pass out on the couch watching TV, rarely affording the cost of getting to go watch the football live. its like hes never known a better life, thats all he had growing up, its all he'll ever know. younger people can know when they're depressed because if i spend the day just zoning out drinking, I know something is wrong, thats abnormal, thats weird behaviour.
>>108257 #
probably
back then, that was just chalked down to being "that type of way"
just like how ptsd was just "he's like that"
I saw someone talk about how she struggled to explain that her boyfriend had ptsd to her grandmother until she realized she could tell her that "dont walk up to him from behind, he scares easily and kicks like a horse" instead of going through the "oh yeah he was robbed and cut with a knife from behind so he might have violent outbursts if someone sneaks up on him from behind since he feels deep trauma to that experience" yada yada youknow
just found my new tokfu :D
I will call them, Babbles 2
good morning to the nekos
YES. I GOT THE EARLIEST POST. now back to sleep for 6 hours.
