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「/neko/ #24 - Burma edition」

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Anonymous
>>105521 #
I'm the opposite, I wish I grew no facial hair at all, the little amounts I do grow is just inconvenient, I've got to shave every day or I look like a mong but I cannot into full beard.
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Anonymous
>>105522 #
just get that laser treatment that women do to stop growing mustaches and dont forget to laser your arms and legs so you can look more feminine, TWERP
>>105524 #
Anonymous
>>105523 #
I don't want to look feminine I just don't think beards look really cool jackash
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Anonymous
>>105524 #
TRANSITION, NOW!
I cast Banana Transmutation but this time turning the banana into a neo-hole #d20 (12)
Anonymous
>>105527 #
given that I needed a 20 to turn you into a WOMAN and I didnt get a 20, I assumed that you would be happy with these results and thus deemed you lucky. If you rather aim to say that you were unlucky... 😳👉👈
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>>105529 #
the lines are still horizontal and not vertical
eric phil
Anonymous
I think what you guys meant is actually
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Anonymous
please please please be in
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Anonymous
change your main, get a haircut, move to skegness
Anonymous
It's too fucking small for the 1-4 weave, even starting with a fresh line and trying to add onto it, after a few extra links it just becomes too condensed and messi, It's argentinian slop and the falklands will always be british, I need to figure out something I can make solely with lines.
>>105535 #
Anonymous
forgot to bring my milk glass upstairs so I carried the milk for my tea in my mouth
>>105534 #
just buy bigger rings, you've known of this problem for 13 years already neko
how much do the rings cost?
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Anonymous
>>105536 #
he'll get that chopped at the doc's by the time its finished anyway, no harm no foul its a homerun
>>105540 #
Anonymous
>>105535 #
Well yes but if I just bought new things every time I encountered a problem I'd be even poorer than I am currently. Look, I've got 3 months until my uni course begins and I've got rings to make shit with, I've got a lot of felt to do felting with and I've still got the yarn to knit a scarf with, I am not buying any more arts and crafts stuff until I've used up everything I've got.
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>>105537 #
my banana is normal sized, STOP CASTING SPELLS
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Anonymous
>>105540 #
>my banana is normal sized, STOP CASTING SPELLS
What if it was a spell to enlarge your banana?
Anonymous
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>>105539 #
up to some certain date, like 80% of all the good bonis have already been posted so I can just insta-post those
after whatever date we left, I have to upload >:(
>>105545 #
Anonymous
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>>105542 #
I've got like a lot of old toks that got replaced because they became available in semi-HD, or I have found an actual HD version over the last year. Like I've got rotated versions of sd toks that I still have to replace because I've got HD now so it's worthless. Ther
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>>105546 #
3 years ago wasn't the good old days, the good old days began in August 2023 when people started regularly posting on nekochen, 3 years ago was caveposting, years before that is 2chen and those threads are bad (internet archive look them up if you care so much).

I can look back at any neko era thread and enjoy it, there's good jokes, good discussion and good toks, I cannot say that for anything prior to August 2023.
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>"But who is the wizard?" asked Colonel Kassad, the amplified voice through his helmet oddly amusing in this context

what da heck kind of ending is this
Anonymous
>>105549 #
I would like you to know we were almost at 1000 posts per 15 days which is… Uhhhh, like… At least 2.75 posts per hour
Anonymous
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>>105549 #
It's actually not crazy, it's to be expected, it's a smaller community. [insert the funny image of a hobby being destroyed here]
As somehting gets larger it inevitably gets shitter and more normiepilled.

QUADS IN 4 POSTS !!!
Anonymous
>>105555 #
steal your favourite tok from this thread
its to commemorate the first quads in the laylay
Anonymous
>>105559 #
kotobros are the bonbibros of the modern era, reposting their 5 year old webms
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Anonymous
>>105560 #
>bonbibros of the modern era
But there are still bonbibros of the modern era. Well to be precise there's at least 1 bonbibro on the modern era, or was, getting binned on the cave everyday.
>>105562 #
Anonymous
if someone (not the laylay above me) goes into the bonbi general on /bg/ and successfully points out a BBPP (british bonbiposter post) I will post one rare
>>105568 #
Anonymous
just opened /bg/ and wow, her tits look disgusting
>>105565 #
lmao can we get a BBP confirmation???
>>105567 #
Anonymous
WHY DOES SHE HAVE JOKER MAKEUP ON
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Anonymous
>>105563 #
>BBPP
There are none left unless bonbischizo is british.
Anonymous
>>105566 #
Now that you guys reminded me of it, I think I saw one of the recent ones where she bites the plastic tip (on the banana), literally WHO wants that??? YES PLEASE MISS BONKERS BITE IT OFF
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Anonymous
>>105576 #
saw that hunter schafer (trans) is allegedly being cast as zelda (not trans) in the new link movie
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Anonymous
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>>105577 #
I think that was a rumor spread by the talent agency that manages them and not by the casting crew
if I am going to give the littlest of ground to the transfolx, in those 2-3 incredibly anglefrauded pictures of Hunter, he does kinda look like a good zelda. though, in every other picture, not at all
and apparently theres one guy who's agent talked to him about playing link but apparently he was "too old" despite only being 25
>Owen Teague
>Speaking with IGN, Teague was told that he would be a great choice for the role of Link, the main protagonist of the video game. When asked if he talked to Ball about the prospect, the actor replied that he hadn’t as he did not know anything about Link at all. However, he did add that while having a conversation with Ball, the director told him that it was too bad that he wasn’t young enough to play the character.

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Anonymous
>>105578 #
>Ball
is referring to the director of the TLoZ movie who was the director of Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes, which Teague starred in
Anonymous
I would host you already know who for Ganondorf
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Anonymous
>>105586 #
(it wasn't a bit) (I actually went into my folders, looked up "acidroomsbf", then went into the cache to see what was his account name)
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Anonymous
>>105587 #
Yeah, I also always forget his name, I remembered it when it was his actual name but it's a good fucking thing he changed it, why did the dumpass have his FIRSTNAME LASTNAME on his tiktok account,
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Anonymous
>>105588 #
I don't have that saved because I wasn't scraping him till like a week ago, but I bet it's mentioned somewhere on end, though maybe it's better to forget it. Buddy doesn't deserve to be stalked for any reason.
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Anonymous
>>105589 #
As far as I recall, he changed his account name within a day or so of posting his first tok, then about 2 weeks later changed it again to what it is now. His old account name, which basically doxxes him, was never posted and if it was I would've deleted it. Googling Gary seems like a nice guy
>>105591 #
ah but I don't have control over that, and as long as there wasn't any screenshots of the comments its fine, since his account has now changed so the comments wont doxx him anymore.
>>105591 #
Anonymous
>>105590 #
if it was posted, its somewhere on here in the old threads
I remember us talking about it and I remember what the name was (sans the numbers) cus we discussed her having a supportive boyfriend that also replied a bit too freakily in her comments
>>105590 #
Anonymous
women wearing low-cut pants and a bodysuit underneath, causing those hip windows to appear should be illegal
too dangerous in society
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Anonymous
>>105597 #
Well, she's not out and about so it's fine
Anonymous
>>105597 #
but girls just wanna have fun, just wanna have sex in a car
Anonymous
>>105601 #
Videos without audio also don't appear on megu, so gifs or silent webms wont show up
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>>105602 #
I'll take your word as a fact because I've been staring at go code for the last 5 minutes and with every minute I hate it more
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Anonymous
>>105603 #
as a third, unbiased knower, that is how it works
Anonymous
>>105606 #
>5 years ago
Mr Stark... I don't feel so good...
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Anonymous
>>105610 #
>userbjrx1t86av
I miss her so much, the best toks were made by userbjrx1t86av
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Anonymous
>>105611 #
I think back then she was named eden cosplays? I don't actually remember I'm just spitballing tbh since it was so long ago
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Anonymous
>>105612 #
yeah her name was eden, don't recall the full username but it was eden
Anonymous
group of kids are rolling around my neighbourhood, kicking as hard as they can on my door and taking off on electric scooters
I wouldnt really care if they werent making my dogs panic
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Anonymous
>>105617 #
>living in the muslim part of town
if I did, they would throw grenades at my door and not kick it
Anonymous
"monitor with ass and you still alone"
What do we think about that joke?
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Anonymous
>>105619 #
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