「/neko/ #24 - Burma edition」
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Rules:
1. No lewding minors
2. No personal contact with any tokkers
3. No doxx
4. No chen usage
5. No skipping meds
6. lurk moar
last thread:
Rules:
1. No lewding minors
2. No personal contact with any tokkers
3. No doxx
4. No chen usage
5. No skipping meds
6. lurk moar
last thread:
>>105521 #
I'm the opposite, I wish I grew no facial hair at all, the little amounts I do grow is just inconvenient, I've got to shave every day or I look like a mong but I cannot into full beard.
>>105522 #
just get that laser treatment that women do to stop growing mustaches and dont forget to laser your arms and legs so you can look more feminine, TWERP
you are lucky this time.
>>105527 #
given that I needed a 20 to turn you into a WOMAN and I didnt get a 20, I assumed that you would be happy with these results and thus deemed you lucky. If you rather aim to say that you were unlucky... 😳👉👈
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change your main, get a haircut, move to skegness
It's too fucking small for the 1-4 weave, even starting with a fresh line and trying to add onto it, after a few extra links it just becomes too condensed and messi, It's argentinian slop and the falklands will always be british, I need to figure out something I can make solely with lines.
forgot to bring my milk glass upstairs so I carried the milk for my teain my mouth
>>105534 #
just buy bigger rings, you've known of this problem for 13 years already neko
how much do the rings cost?
>>105536 #
he'll get that chopped at the doc's by the time its finished anyway, no harm no foul its a homerun
>>105538 #
that's not how the lyrics go BUDDY
It's a good thing that the cdn is global because I can just paste in the funky toks I've already uploaded before. See? Also works with ctrl+delete
>>105535 #
Well yes but if I just bought new things every time I encountered a problem I'd be even poorer than I am currently. Look, I've got 3 months until my uni course begins and I've got rings to make shit with, I've got a lot of felt to do felting with and I've still got the yarn to knit a scarf with, I am not buying any more arts and crafts stuff until I've used up everything I've got.
>>105536 #
>>105537 #
my banana is normal sized, STOP CASTING SPELLS
>>105539 #
up to some certain date, like 80% of all the good bonis have already been posted so I can just insta-post those
after whatever date we left, I have to upload >:(
insane to think we are the old retarded geezers at the retirement home talking about the "good old days" back in war times but instead of war its when we posted tiktoks 3 years ago
I remember when this tok was new and I posted it on the nek'
>>105546 #
3 years ago wasn't the good old days, the good old days began in August 2023 when people started regularly posting on nekochen, 3 years ago was caveposting, years before that is 2chen and those threads are bad (internet archive look them up if you care so much).
I can look back at any neko era thread and enjoy it, there's good jokes, good discussion and good toks, I cannot say that for anything prior to August 2023.
>>105547 #
crazy how this community outshines any other ttg related one
and now that liveposting works, posts are flowing fast rather than the 3 per fiscal year
>>105554 #
Okay I won't ruin it, should I post my fu or someone elses fu?
>steal
That's way too hard… Okay, I'll try
>>105197 #
#steal
If this doesn't work I'm doomed
>>105560 #
>bonbibros of the modern era
But there are still bonbibros of the modern era. Well to be precise there's at least 1 bonbibro on the modern era, or was, getting binned on the cave everyday.
if someone (not the laylay above me) goes into the bonbi general on /bg/ and successfully points out a BBPP (british bonbiposter post) I will post one rare
WHY DOES SHE HAVE JOKER MAKEUP ON
>>105566 #
Now that you guys reminded me of it, I think I saw one of the recent ones where she bites the plastic tip (on the banana), literally WHO wants that??? YES PLEASE MISS BONKERS BITE IT OFF
Today's reading material is 'Junta Confiscates and Burns Jade Mining Machinery' (Burma News International, 03/06/25)
https://www.bnionline.net/en/news/junta-confiscates-and-burns-jade-mining-machinery
"He said to MNJ: “It’s true, junta troops really did burn the backhoes"
the hoes????
>>105576 #
saw that hunter schafer (trans) is allegedly being cast as zelda (not trans) in the new link movie
>>105577 #
I think that was a rumor spread by the talent agency that manages them and not by the casting crew
if I am going to give the littlest of ground to the transfolx, in those 2-3 incredibly anglefrauded pictures of Hunter, he does kinda look like a good zelda. though, in every other picture, not at all
and apparently theres one guy who's agent talked to him about playing link but apparently he was "too old" despite only being 25
>Owen Teague
>Speaking with IGN, Teague was told that he would be a great choice for the role of Link, the main protagonist of the video game. When asked if he talked to Ball about the prospect, the actor replied that he hadn’t as he did not know anything about Link at all. However, he did add that while having a conversation with Ball, the director told him that it was too bad that he wasn’t young enough to play the character.
I would hostyou already know whofor Ganondorf
the cast of the new legend of zelda movie just leaked????
apparently theres a crossover with assassins creed
>>105586 #
(it wasn't a bit) (I actually went into my folders, looked up "acidroomsbf", then went into the cache to see what was his account name)
>>105587 #
Yeah, I also always forget his name, I remembered it when it was his actual name but it's a good fucking thing he changed it, why did the dumpass have his FIRSTNAME LASTNAME on his tiktok account,
>>105588 #
I don't have that saved because I wasn't scraping him till like a week ago, but I bet it's mentioned somewhere on end, though maybe it's better to forget it. Buddy doesn't deserve to be stalked for any reason.
>>105589 #
As far as I recall, he changed his account name within a day or so of posting his first tok, then about 2 weeks later changed it again to what it is now. His old account name, which basically doxxes him, was never posted and if it was I would've deleted it. Googling Gary seems like a nice guy
>>105591 #
ah but I don't have control over that, and as long as there wasn't any screenshots of the comments its fine, since his account has now changed so the comments wont doxx him anymore.
>>105590 #
if it was posted, its somewhere on here in the old threads
I remember us talking about it and I remember what the name was (sans the numbers) cus we discussed her having a supportive boyfriend that also replied a bit too freakily in her comments
someone post a cute furry image NOW
women wearing low-cut pants and a bodysuit underneath, causing those hip windows to appear should be illegal
too dangerous in society
I was gonna ask if spoilers stop toks from showing up on megu but then I remembered I'm probably the only person (besides nekomin and tanachan admin (remember tanachan? (I remember))) that can answer that question so suddenly I don't feel like checking
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>>105602 #
I'll take your word as a fact because I've been staring at go code for the last 5 minutes and with every minute I hate it more
>>105611 #
I think back then she was named eden cosplays? I don't actually remember I'm just spitballing tbh since it was so long ago
group of kids are rolling around my neighbourhood, kicking as hard as they can on my door and taking off on electric scooters
I wouldnt really care if they werent making my dogs panic
"monitor with ass and you still alone"
What do we think about that joke?