「/ttg/ #45 ifunny edition」
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Rules:
1. No lewding minors
2. No personal contact with any tokkers
3. No doxx
4. No discord usage
5. No skipping meds
Last thread: https://nekochen.net/tt/96823
Rules:
1. No lewding minors
2. No personal contact with any tokkers
3. No doxx
4. No discord usage
5. No skipping meds
Last thread: https://nekochen.net/tt/96823
First for the germ
This guy even has a jayoma t shirt
I want one…
hello new thread!
/ttg/ #45 nothing here to care about edition
Rules:
1. No lewding minors
2. No personal contact with any tokkers
3. No doxx
4. No discord usage
5. No skipping meds
6. Lurk moar
Last thread: https://nekochen.net/tt/96823
First for everyone's favourite Lucas
sturdy down again? slow asf
10th and 4th for cyber angelic stoop
>>98866 #
it was fun, something to push myself toward at night (whilst watching house m.d)
i think i'll hold off on the pushups for a day to give my arms time to recover, but squats and situps are super easy right? i can definitely roll a d100 for those.
>>98867 #
>squats and situps are super easy right
I can do like a hundo squats (about 1.5x pushups) and like maybe... 30 situps? So yea, it really depends on how well your muscles are developed in those areas.
I don't think my core is very weak but it's not top shape either. I would probably gas out on a top roll of situps.
We don't have to do it every day, but I like it from time to time, makes me happy to see nekos try out fun crap together.Also I am literally half zombie today, those squats really did a number on me and doing pushups next day didn't help, but if you want I'm down
im gonna roll pushups today since I did pullups yday
might as well start now #d100 (64)
ill 2x that so 128 total
I still haven't done the 2 push-ups I rolled yesterday
I have barely done any pushups in half a year and my set has gone up from 25-30 to a solid 35... what?
rolling for squats #d100 (53)
rolling for situps #d100 (10)
rolling for donuts #d100 (2)
I better get started on those naps so I make it in time.
Nigechads...
.play [YouTube] ???
one day they show up in school in a SS uniform and a sword saying they studied the blade or smth
do I stare into a wall until sleeptime or try to forget the pain #8ball (It can't be helped)
wall it is
low key getting bored of the tiktoks
me and whom? (quads edition (newfags need not reply))
Sorry, I'm a straightneko. It cannot be us.
#d2 (1)
therian tummy
the eye slots are just mesh so yes
therian tummy
I should've not looked up what quadrobics is. I am cursed with this knowledge till the end of my days now.
think about it logically
you couldnt run around on all 4s if you were a fatty
therefore, therians are based and I support quadrobics
why is my night market not showing
133 pushups done in 4 sets, +5 in excess over my roll
very cool, didnt know I had that in me
>>98910 #
>pound for pound
Yea I could do 40 pushups per set for 4 sets easily. To think you would be even brazen enough to imply it's truth...
>>98913 #
well yeah thats what pound for pound means
youve got like 15 kg on me and only 5 extra reps?
Also lmao, it's 6.75 rep on a series, which is almost 20%, which would mean you would have to be ONLY 17kg lighter :)
For the swedeneko learning portuguese . This is only for him so none of you click on the spoiler
Bon bye bonkers? Never 'eard of her.
my arms ache, but also i feel good, they hurt because i did my pushups (yesterday), life is wonderful
i just need to get into a routine of doing stuff like this regularly so my body doesn't punish me so badly for working out at all.
Fact: You can't be fat and a fu
uhhh catboys
i hate the northmen so fucking much.
WEEKS
NOT WEES
WEEKS
i rewired every single outlet in my house cause the previous owners were too lazy to use grounded outlets
also they covered a nice tile backsplash with a horrific kind of thin board
ill post pics since it's inside the house gimme a min
here is when i was about halfway done pulling off the board
tile was previously totally covered
and the result
>>98953 #
there is a product for removing adhesive called goof-off which really helped
but the tool i used was a combination of a stiff bristle brush and a razor scraper
is this board racist friendly?
iktf bro,,, iktf
neko reference in the boys
>cloudflare block
minny why :(
what's the url for the banlogs? need to check if minny wanted to fry me
post cute cats
>henna
>>98965 #
>>98967 #
doesn't seem to be any log. maybe someone on the same vpn as I use derped hard.
might write to nekomin later or just go get another vpn, can't have too many
>minny
That's not even the most retarded part.
>casually sings two of the 3 best songs in the series
何か問題でもありますか?
Never heard of it. Sorry. Can't help you.
is this it? is it over?
My deviated septum is unironically going to kill me. I had a panic attack last night from the lack of sleep and today I only had like 5 hours of sleep at max.
>>98981 #
oof, what does deviated septum mean? I can assume from the name of the piercing but haven't heard of it before
>>98982 #
the bridge of the nose is misaligned and this can cause a multitude of problems. In my case I developed a large tumor in my nose.
My mum is videocalling with me while she is in the tourist part of the country, and everyone is already dining at 4pm
Do nords really?
She's pointing at the obvious brit tourists and calling them milk skins, I'm having a hard time not laughing
cable guy just left this is my commemorative neko post
got overdrived by kitty cats
neko bros.. we are so back
peace... quietness..
>>98998 #
is it just me or is this video only sound? because for the last 20 minutes I only hear sounds and no video
how to keep online friendship alive?
>>98999 #
yep i completely griefied the encoding with handbrake because I am a fraud, try this
>>99000 #
move them away from the digital space and into real-life, alternatively you can make them meaningful through means such as creative projects, any sort of engaging commitment can also work.
>>98991 #
no worries.
just had to look around for a smooth way to connect.
you really did a number on me lol, think half the country or perhaps most of the world is blocked.
and that includes my non-vpn connections, sheesh
wow, 1000 more posts and this forum will have 100k posts
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I hope everyone had a wonderful Sunday
Make sure to have a productive week nekos!
this is so aesthetic
Do scandinavians get super powers during the midnight sun?
#claude is it gay to kiss after receiving oral sexPOSTS OF THE SAME IP WERE VIEWED BY 'admin'Rate limit reached, try again later.
i found a very cute tokfu anons but she currently has only 3 toks, if she makes more i will share with you
huh neko seems very quiet
hehehe everyone must be working, that's good.
Saw this at the supermarket
I blame india
at 16 posts a day it will take us 60 days to get to 100k posts
60 days to think what chip to post
i replaced every outlet and switch in the house and only almost shocked myself once
W or L
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first megu and it's already peak, praise megu
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damn wrong one, well that's it
I would like to be an incel again. That was a free untethered existence
every year you dont have sex an angel grows wings
Yes but I'm warning you those things are HUNG
[YouTube] ???
merry christmas (in june)
powerful fit
getting a 403 error on awemer and I'm too much of a retard to fix it
it's so over
>>99061 #
yeah i also can't get the source without the tiktok watermark on yt-dlp, can't post my tokfu...
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kino
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this is me trying to dance like madoka
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i'll leave at the peak see you later nekos
Women working in service jobs with part dyed hair are like nicotine
how did the activity suddenly drop so much in the last couple days did i miss something?
good night emptychen.net
mothi takeover
you'd think that someone that likes a tokker wouldn't repeatedly post the same 3 toks where she shows her thighs
hey neko
good night neko
see you tomorrow neko
>>99081 #
goodnight? what the fuck is wrong with you? it's 6am go wear your sneakers and run like Rocky
picked up learning german. lets see if I stick through with it this time
#claude what body language does a girl display when she wants to be kissed?It's impossible to know for sure. Here's why: * **People are unique:** There's no single "kiss me" signal. * **Context matters:** What someone does in one situation might mean something different in another. * **Respect boundaries:** Always get clear consent before kissing someone. Focus on clear communication and respectful behavior.
Does your country have double decker trains? I've been obsessively watching videos about them over the last week
Spotted in the wild
[YouTube] ???
any brokeback mountain edits with this song?
i need to simp kay's mum
>do I stare into a wall until sleeptime or try to forget the pain
the absolute state of anti-National Socialist freaks on nekochen
Is sturdy down?
how bout them new snapdragon laptop cpus? think they'll be any good or capable of running mac os at a cheaper price?
layla is back!
>>99104 #
>capable of running mac os
I don't think so, arm isn't as easily interchangable as x86 is and apple has a lot of custom stuff on apple silicon that a snapdragon chip won't have
i hope this website doesn't mind refugees
i came here with my wife
layla is the best rei you can imagine and you cant prove me wrong!
total sturdyadmin death im going to kill that nigger
we need a kaychan
>>99106 #
I see what you're saying but I've seen the hackintosh community make software to work around missing instructions like
https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/mp3-1-others-sse-4-2-emulation-to-enable-amd-metal-driver.2206682/
I think they've also done things like port gallium graphics drivers from leenux, and apple still releases the source code for their kernel which the hackintosh community has also used to help get the os to run on amd machines. So I think it will be possible
is the other site down or i got banned?
so much simping and yet too little lurking how do we undo ourselves
im slacking rn when i should be choring
but i think if i dont get a lil break im gonna go insane
all tiktok boards are kaychans in a way
Hehehehe
man it's so weird, i've got this idea in my head about the problems our boards are facing but only the moderation and admin know the truth
doesn't the boards feel different somehow? the activity? the ip counts? the way people post, the topics they post that go against our culture?
i gotta write it out somewhere and i'll share it with you my nekos and sturdies alike.
>>99126 #
The one or two posters who only show up to cause problems are getting worse and worse honestly.
>>99129 #
It went down maybe an hour, hour and a half ago. I know he had mentioned a server upgrade so its possible that is happening.
Well, may as well upload it here.
have nekos seen this new edit?
Since everyone here. Does anyone got a mothi live stream archive?
>>99146 #
this anon will be looking for his "mothi live stream archive" on various boards till the end of time
erm
>>99147 #
There's multi anons looking for that! - biggest mothi archive requester
>>99146 #
some guy had an archive, he posted 2 of them. did you catch those?
hourly layla!
what did kay say about her tiktok ban
>>99153 #
she made a tok like a week before talking about how the account had too many follows and that she needed to speedrun a ban
this isn't the 2chen style of oppossum
you're not a true mothi fan if you're not browsing this site from a gnu/linux desktop os
Mothi spammer. I hear nekochen loves Mothi. You could just stay here after.
>>99166 #
that's not true, if he stays on sturdychan he will get more eyeballs on every mothi he posts
he should objectively stay there
Is the dog allowed here
that was a loud ass fart
>>99172 #
then why were there so many mothis on sturdychan?
that's clearly the place to go to spam mothi
Another day another sturd outage
We should not bring turdy spats to neko
>>99191 #
http://tiktok.com/@dougythesheepadoodle
don't know why he's ban if he has a tiktok account
my life and my tokfus
Who else watching a movie tonite?
lets do scene kid! yt series marathon
it's weird, the homepage works for me and I've been keeping an eye on the number of posts which occasionally starts ticking up. it's as if there's a handful of posters who can access the boards and they sporadically start posting with each other. the site has been getting more broken each month after sturdymin started experimenting with cloudflare
>>99202 #
Some anon over on endchan said that if you were in the thread before the site went down you could still post
should I become the new brian griffin poster #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
there has never been a schizo on this green earth that was ever wrong
anons when the other site won't work:
>>99214 #
It's a mental disorder that causes you to see and believe things that aren't real. Schizophrenics are wrong about a lot of things all the time.
if i were a billionaire i would gather all my tokfus and pay them dance lovelive
>>99218 #
They tend to believe in all kinds of crazy things, tend to believe completely unrelated things are linked together and also tend to be highly attracted to either religious or political top down power systems.
there are some insanely beautiful colombians, man...
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>Well i guess marriage means absolutely nothing in 2024. I thought my wife was in it until the end but maybe just in it until she found the right personal trainer. We had a conscious uncoupling and hopefully one day she will understand how much i meant to her
>>99229 #
no the tok is uploading, sorry neko but this one is gonna be pretty large in size
>>99220 #
>also tend to be highly attracted to either religious or political top down power systems.
it's literally the opposite. schizos have grand narratives about there being a communist or nazi or papist conspiracy. this is one of the reasons why it's so difficult to make them get help, because they're specifically terrified of authority and gravitate to libertarian tendencies. sovereign citizen shit for example.
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>>99231 #
They believe in conspiracies but they tend to follow outlier top down power politics and tend to be religious.
lenky deleted her kofi:(
>>99242 #
nta but I mostly see schizos be hysterical about stuff like the government vaccination programs, which seems like aversion to authoritarianism. they also see feds everywhere (the term "glowie" is a Terry Davis schizoism)
>>99243 #
I agree they are hysterical about it but I think the problem is people are attributing rational thinking to them. They see conspiracies everywhere and tend to ascribe to violent or extremist solutions.
>>99250 #
I know a few schizophrenics from just interacting with them. Every single one was a crazy religious person and when political espoused desires that an authoritarian system was better. I know this is just personal experiences but the 3 I know were all like this. They also believed god spoke to them personally, which probably explains where a lot of religions come from.
HOLY SHIT SO MUCH TEXT HAHAHAHHA
Anyone got the lenky archive???
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do you do your weekly ttg diagnostics?
I'm going to take a nap. Hope everything is back to normal by then.
someone bullied me on sturdy earlier today so I hammered down 250ml of vodka and I can still taste it in my burps like 6-7 hours later
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I always try to be nice to anons and sometimes do teasing but then you realize that the teasing went too far and sounds mean.
Easier to get through life when you realise there will always be people who hate you, no matter what you do
i love gypsy kay
Sturdy is back. See you anons there!
good bye neko
Bye neko, thanks for hosting us.
cloudflare is blocking me 😭
I noticed that he deletes a lot of old threads, maybe that's what's causing the issue for him.
>>99296 #
he started moving the old threads to an archive section a few months ago. next time you're on the catalog look for it
i have noticed that toks or vids i have uploaded to sturdy before will still sometimes go through the full upload process again
700 more posts nekos...
Anyone got the ttg discord one anon is yapping about?DELETED BY 'admin'
nugger
nuggets
nekoposting
Lipton
I love fat girls for the power they hold over me
adminny <3 <3 <3
are these posts made by bots or do people write them? can you tell the difference after they are posted?
quit your job
I have read chapter 2, THE SOLDIER'S TALE.
This wasn't as good as the priest's sale tbh fr fr but it was alright. Felt it started strong but then the whole medical ship sequence just felt silly - I know its all futuristic and containment fields and whatever star trek mumbo jumbo but how did Kassad survive any of that shit when everyone else was dead instantly? Shit made no sense.
The ouster girl seemed cute.
We learnt a bit more about the shrike and tbh it made him less cool. You can just tell the secret to him and the time tombs is going to be nonsensical, but we will see.
Also the narrative to the first story made more sense in that it was mostly quoted from a book, and then only a shorter bit from hoyt's perspective. There was a point made early on about how what we are reading is the Consul's recording of what he was told.
This story seemed to break that structure - are we really meant to believe mr scary colonel kassad is telling these 6 strangers about how he "caressed her buttocks and exploded inside her" and everything else? Or did he just say "we had sex" and we are just reading the Consul's erotic retelling alone later that night with his comlog? None of it sounded natural.
Maybe part of the unrealistic nature of the space scene was meant to be an unreliable narrator thing but who knows. Maybe he really was captured by the ousters and agreed to help them etc and he'll be revealed to be their spy or whatever, but otherwise it was a bit of a stretch.
I did read the start of the poet's tale and that was more interesting so far. As much as I have disliked the character up to this point.
Tfw no battle of Agincourt short cropped hair qt....
i am here reading your post as you type it
>>99322 #
i think i saw a thread about hyperion on 4chan a couple days ago, i see you are reading hyperion too.
is it getting a show or smth?
>>99324 #
Its getting a netflix miniseries adaptation where father hoyt is TRANSGENDER and colonel kassad is PALESTINIAN
whats up nekochen are we watching a movie
>>99334 #
just an unflattering angle, don't know why she thought she looked good and posted it though.
looks like one of dem pugs
frenchie really got me doing his job for him
Sound of Metal (2019)
duration 2 hours
movie movie movie film film film
>>99339 #
now dawg
that was a good fucking movie man. his process of losing his hearing, the deaf community, the love between him and his girlfriend just wow.
good choice mr streamer. hidden gem
>>99344 #
what do you mean?
i'm not logged into my account there so i'm posting here what do you mean neko is kill? am i not getting a joke?
oh yeah i get it now, still don't know why posters went away though
it would be nice to have an ability of muting the sound, like you close your eyes to stop seeing but with ears
>>99347 #
i don't think closing your eyes stop you from seeing, you just see black. blind people literally don't see anything
>>99349 #
that'll probably be a thing in the future. scientists are slowly digitalizing our brain. on the downside they'll probably have the ability fuck with your thoughts.
will there be another movie? sorry i can't post there for some reason i need the password from my email to log in
thanks man, you guys have a good night and again thanks for the movie mr streamer
>3/10
whered you come from bud
New mothi
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Happy Sunday to all of you beautiful nekos
Take a shower, shave and go kiss your families
What the fuck its sunday? I thought it was saturday
for the real nekos out there
very interesting how these bots work
So many pretty women out today. This will be the summer I sleep with them
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
shhh
like this?
hehehehe i found it
why is youtube recommending this video to me?
new mothi
blue mothafuckas need to shut they bitch ah or i finna smack they ass with this drako
#claude describe richard nixon's reaction to finding out his son watches animeRate limit reached, try again later.
richard nigson
Bingogirl has acquired a second cat
mothi more like boring
most successful tokfu 2024
i've decided i would suck on those toes as long as i can before i would even look at the pizzaDELETED BY 'admin'
you can't be posting shit like this here anon it gets me riled up
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im sure it's the same ru anon who spams questionable ads and cp
post your tokfu spam anon
washed my balls and bussy
going out partying tonight
I have read hyperion chapter 3 "THE POET'S TALE" and here's what I thought of it:
I liked this one. Its no priest's tale, but enjoyable nonetheless. Past Martin Silenus is much more bearable than present Martin Silenus, but maybe to a degree that's just the lack of dialogue. The satyr bit was funny. Now that's the life.
So the thing they all have in common so far is that they've all met the shrike and lived. Hoyt because he has the protection of the pink crucifix, Kassad because.....I don't know why really. Silenus because he apparently brought him about through his writing.
I don't really have any insightful comments to add on the nature of the shrike etc tbh maybe after the next story I'll have a better idea of where things are headed.
Dying earth sounds like a nice planet. A shame india still exists in the future. I need to find my muse. All of mine have been women so far and they've led to nothing productive.
Other observations:
I just don't believe this guy has heard of Keats but not Hitler
The poetry in this book is....not great, but maybe I am just a philistine/pederast. It does nothing for me.
Sad King Billy is literally me fr fr
Brawne Lamia is annoying and her story won't be interesting
Some aspects of this world are very modern for a book written in '89.
i hate wo-man
i love wo(mb)mans
Does anyone have the scraped Emory patreon or any archives/sets?
supreme gentlemen.. we won
romania is a first world country
will we ever get to 100k posts at this point?
mobie today what mobie
oh yeah tonight's movie night, it's gonna be hard to top last week
Hallo, meine Schwester. (Hello, my sister).
I like the way german has their gendered thing
whats da mobie
movie neko will fail me like my dad did
hey frenchie what the fuck man why am i banned
i wish the gains goblin takes you prisoner and doesn't let you go frenchie
whatever man all my respect to the others in chat but you're a fucking bitch
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>>99459 #
I have no idea who you are. There are 50 banned usernames in my chat, this does not narrow it down
still, i literally didn't even type anything the last two streams. why would you ban me?
imagine you got your popcorn, drinks and snack bar ready to sit down and get cozy with other viewers. you're kinda drunk. then you see the streamer banned you. the plans you made? ruined.
i'm not calling you my friend. i just want to know if i made some mistake so i don't do it again around other people.
you broke my heart frenchie. this is not a healthy way to communicate.
:(
shocking
you're going on my suicide list
jk :D
shrooms make time time slow down man
After being rejected tonight, the only thing can could lift my spirits would be Emory's patreon scrape
I have finished Hyperion Chapter 4: The Scholar's Tale, and here's what I thought about it:
I liked it. It was very sad. I have nothing more to say.
Ranking:
Priest>Scholar>Poet>Soldier
I miss my susu bros
>capcom summer show
>no megaman
I sleep
is it over bros?
refugees welcome
nekochen becoming basically a backup website for sturdychan
I heckin loooooove sturdychan, I looooove bbc and I looooove gay porn, I also looooooove goon sessions with my heckin bros, especially when the admin announces a goon session and I have to whip my cock out to goon with the admin and his goon drones
.play [YouTube] ???
I think richie dropped a new tok, fucking got jumpscared thought I went back in time
I must learn an SOV language
claude
#claude what are some heart condition that are spelled similar to tuberculosisRate limit reached, try again later.
did troon anon break the fucking site? jk
bro admin is upgrading again
its back
Youtube recommending me bodybuilding priests giving advice on manhood
I like when girls wear girly clothing and combine it with white sneakers. Sorry I had to interrupt my post midway through a black man was asking me where this train stops
Hope we have all remembered to vote for sir keir starmer
Cyka blyats, I cannot read russian yet.
voted for nigel farage
ummm hewou
hevc works here so good
but why the dimensions are low
Emory sets leak?
lmao
yeah im not doing that
Seen too many pretty girls recently. It awakens the soul, disturbs the lake of consciousness, but brings only pain
I knew a Justin once. He turned into a gay power bottom and probably has several STDs.
Stupid fucking faggot turned on his gay filter and blocked me again
kay is going berserk sperging on all minorities while flexing her new braces
what movie
What happened to this place
Does anyone have any of Emory's sets?
wow i didnt get invited to secret discrod
did they fight with nekomin?
I'm listening you fucking retard
he's been in the stream for 6 SIX HOURS AHHAHAHHHAHAH
haha tadpole cucks you will never find true neko and you will NEVER have the emory patreon pack with all 267 high definition images
>>99555 #
Hey I'm new here and don't really know what's happening, but I just want to say that your trips (you post number ended in three 5's) is pretty cool, and you should be proud of that.
The place where I come from (4chan) has the habit of saying "check them!" whenever someone gets post numbers of that kind, so I'll just follow what I learned and do the same.
Check them!!!
>>99557 #
Hey are you also a 4channer? Kek (lol in 4chan language) you type just like one of them! What boards do you often visit? My favourites are /fa/ and /r9k/, the people in there are just so funny and likeable.
I think maybe you should give us a visit one day you'd fit in pretty well and I'm sure you'd have some epic greentexts to share with the r9k'ers!!!
Do you know what greentexts are? I first saw them on reddit but I'll explain them to you. You start by pressing the greater than sign on your keyboard and write be me, in this fashion >be me; and then you continue writing some epics stories on what's your daily life like
If you like this type of comedy you can search for r/greentext, there are a lot of good posts in there that you can use to inspire yourself and others, and who knows, maybe one day your greentext will show up there. Also there's a bunch of tiktok (had to namedrop the name of this internet board xDDDD) that use some tts (text-to-speech) to read the greentexts while some minecraft is playing on the behind. I actually find that pretty cool and cozy but the other guys on /r9k/ think that is kinda cringe and brainrot so I pretend I dislike it there.
Anyway, I just noticed that you posted some emojis that is very much against the spirit of 4chan so please do not do that again, otherwise you might be singled out and made fun of. Even though everybody shows up as anonymous, those hacker guys can get your location and enter your computer pretty easily, one day I was just posting there and some guy told me he was going to kill my family and that it was not a joke as he knew where I am. I got a little bit spooked and closed my computer, but thankfully that never happened.
Also, sorry for this long wall of text, but in 4chan traditions you should never use paragraphs as that's a sign you're a redditor and that's also not cool by their standards. I don't know what they're so against it.
Anyway I'd love to keep typing but there's a menacing number on the co
Brings a tear to my eye to see my favourite website active again.
Have a wonderful day nekos.
>>99560 #
Ahah this website used to be more active? I didn't know I'm kinda new. Do people no longer like tiktok in 2024 (the current year xDD) or are they posting somewhere else. I used to frequent the Russian tiktok website (I'm Russian haha, шалом), but they banned the creating of new tiktok threads because I don't know, I guess they're just mean. That website was called 2ch and the board was /fag/, which is funny because fag is an homossexual slur but we were all very straight when posting tiktoks.
Anyway I would really like to see more people posting here and to see what "fus" (am I saying that correct?) they like, because the one I see on my android are very cool but I'd like to see more western tokkers. If you're interested in Russia, I can give you three very cool tokkers from there. My favorite is tontsacu.ra, she has a lot of very cool cosplays, although I don't really like how often she uses that filter that makes her look like she has an overbite and a goatee, I think it doesn't suit how beautiful she is. Then some other popular tokker is eva.mosevich, she is a big (not in size haha) popular model who distinguishes herself by exxagerating a lot on makeup, but I think it makes her look good either way. And my last "fu" (haha I think I'm getting the hang of this) is abashny, she sometimes gets banned from being too suggestive but I think her toks are nice either way! She does that arabic dance ashi ashi a lot of time and I just love it! I think there isn't enough arabic and Russian music on tiktok, it's always the same american rappers (bad music, actually, not even music (I'd like to put a vomiting emoji here but we don't use emojis on 4chan xD)) and it doesn't suit the cute dances that the girls on my screen do. You see, they're all gentle and coordinated, cheerful and radiant, but the music on the background is always some sort of n*gga (can I say the word, I'm so sorry that I wrote I deleted it afterward I'm sorrym realy) and d*ck that and that make
the pressure of the impending chip get was too great and they left
hop on battlebit nekos
what happened mr nekochen
snoo > kay
susu W
Tired of hearing that song, please do better susu poster.
I love susu
I am starting to appreciate susu.
Walked 20km today lads
I'm LISTENING you fucking retards 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 you're trans tooPOSTS OF THE SAME IP WERE VIEWED BY 'admin'
oh yeah? you better listen to THIS
You are being watched.
*sip* they don't make em like they used to
Nekobros were too perfect for this world and so ascended to heaven, leaving their earthly settlement behind; ruins to be stumbled upon by future generations
I like the ruins. It's calm.
please stop having sex and come back to neko
What up my nekka
Wake up Mr Neko, wake up an smell the ashes
now is ur (aps) chance
any romanian tokfus
>>99600 #
Is she Romanian? All the Romanians I know don't look like that, I'd guess more that she is Austrian or Swiss or Italian
I don't want to spam chips but this variant of chip is legendary
blonde chip is great
Is Lord Cochrane effay?
romanian site for romanian people
No romanians, only gypsy
*casts a hex on you*
chip gang
comically fatDELETED BY 'admin'
can i get a hell yeah?
sorry bruh but kay is an actual larper, or just trolling because she changes sides and ideologies every other month
Kay has backed, and funded, both sides of every conflict since the Napoleonic Wars
im at my house and i took out the toilets to replace them but now i have to poop
what a fool i am
The Enemy here. I sense him.
I feel so much tension for no reason, chill
i didn't get a hell yeah
>>99628 #
I'd love to encounter richie in the woods
oh the things i would do!teach her bird calls and point out interesting lichen
>>99629 #
>teach her bird calls and point out interesting lichen
that's some turbo autism shit but richie would probably like that
look at my uber driver.. i'm cooked
Lacrossefu hugged a guy at the work social. That's quite impolite to do in front of her husband (me)
Ofedkwdkjwkjdkwjdkjw jdwidjwijdwfw fjdkqwasqfoewofjewof ojqwejfqwkdokjwofjewofjewoi nekochen.net
claude please identify the meaning of his post
I was gonna say it but now I wont.
Oh no all my toks are gone what happened
nekochen DOT net
slash tee tee
anyone else feeling hella nekopilled rn?
I simply don't believe the active neko userbase disappeared to discord. They wouldn't do that. They're good people. They're probably just really busy doing something else right now
They created a meth DIY discord server. It's why they had to leave
richie > bonbi
I have a problem with tiktok, its super slow and when I open a username its a blank page, every single user is a blank page, I can barely watch the fyp since it lags and has delay on clicks, wtf is that tiktok fix your shit
on the app or browser?
it worked lol
personally, I'm glad AP is gone
maybe the real AP is the friends we made along the way
what does AP mean?!?!?!?
alkaline phosphatase
wish AP stopped having sex for one day and post on neko again
came across a neo-vagina haver on my way back home
Lacrossefu drives a manual. God she's perfect
hello? is dead?
sovl reply to: @99679
day of the rope will be propagated by the harbinger of doom known as kay
I know this place is empty but that is no excuse to kaypost here
o/
I will revive nekochen.
you see, they left because there were too many people who wouldn't adapt to the neko culture, we must retvrn
<the culture
anyone have the kay toks with the girls last tour cosplay (soldier girl)
snoo the actual goat fuck kay all my homies hate kay snoo the goat
Sure my Ukrainian friend, I will buy sketchy drugs from your sketchy website. Slava ukraini
finally some activity
It's a little weird that he posted his drug site again after I complimented him
WAKE UP ADMIN
grab a brush and put on a little make up
holy fuck they really do not shut up about kay. how do they not feel ashamed as grown adult men
they dont invite me to the dicord sever, they laugh behind my back in vc
first time I've seen a fu in one of those trucks
she looks so eastern european, like she would be selling clothes from turkey in the flea market
>>99724 #
no they dont give them out anymore
>>99723 #
Ah, fellow Noemiposter, you got the invite to the discord right? I don't want to leave a good poster behind.
shark is growing on me
who are the people still here? do you just have this tab open, and have done for weeks, despite this site being completely inactive once all the oldnekos left for greener pastures?
>>99728 #
im an oldneko, curious who's sticking around
who is asking
Yeah I still browse empty imageboards
I dont know. Nostalgia? I used to browse ancient chans until the userbase thinned. I stick around until the admin completely shuts down and repeat
El Chapo of Kyiv
hello nekochan my name oleksandr i buy ecstasy from koks.top im very high i recommend everyonePOSTS OF THE SAME IP WERE VIEWED BY 'admin'
Good morning nekochen.net, home of the neko
Life is wonderful :D
Have a great day everyone
>>99735 #
neomis dog died its a HORRIBLE DAY but she is in romania pretending to sip cocktails so its a whatever morning
the moment I became active on neko you guys left... I get the message
>>99739 #
don't worry neko, the big thing about imageboards are that they are anonymous, so there's really no way of figuring who's a bad actor. the fact that you still come here everyday and attempt to lift up this board by sharing your thoughts only proves you're one of the good ones, and surely it was someone else that drove everybody away. we need more people like you, and maybe if you look back to where you came from, you can gather some numbers and try to bring this website back to life. so don't put yourself down, be the change in the nekochen that you want it to be, if you want lots of wonderful posters like yourself, bring them in, nurture them, and let them reign together with you. this board is only as strong as it's weakest member, and the fact there's very little users here (i mean by population, not by height) means that you can focus yourself on bettering those exact people. next time you see someone post a tok, click on their post number and compliment them. if you have nothing positive to say, then it wasn't meant to be. this will create a positive feedback loop and rejuvenate this little corner of the internet into its full glory
as soon as i saw an active neko poster, it disgusted me
howdy pardners
neko alive or dead
testing to see if this still works
.play [YouTube] ???
.skip
.play [YouTube] ???
Good to know you're still here, Mark. Best regards,
Anonymous
nekochen more like deadchan, thank you for teaching me about dynamic balancing ^
.play [YouTube] ??? testing
.skip
things will go back to normal after summer #8ball (Yes)
[YouTube] ???
ITS OUT
ITS OUT
ITS OUT
One day I will be able to understand this video without subtitles
[YouTube] ???
kino #8ball (Yes)
My friend was in las vegas a few weeks ago. He should have taken pictures of the Fallout places
played a bit of fallout london its alright
As long as you had fun. That's all that matters. :)
HI NEKOS
I LOVE EL!!!!!!
hi nekos, what is your opinion on refugees?
there are no nekos
yoo
Nevermind just noticed your tok is in sd, I'm not talking with you anymore
I will never post an hd tok
oh heck yea movie stream today
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chaz lied about the movie night or you guys are watching in secret
anon you will neve find their pherp hideout, it's over(pherp stands for portuguese homosexual erotic role playing btw)
chaz lied people died
Chaz movie just finished, I had a good time.
it's down
what the noooooo
Hello cave dwellers!!!!! :3 *nuzzles your neckie* >-<
well this is awkward
sturdy is down I can't look at it, but WHAT do I see on the bottom right left side of the sturdy front page?1/1/
REEEEEEE
emailed adminny, this is planned down time, not an attack
hello nekos, i must post el. i love her so much. her perfume smells so nice!!!
>>99799 #
i wish sturdy was down for a couple of days so that kayfags will learn their place and acquire some man's honor
kek i still fd it up
#post 7390062024513850656
ahh its an option now
any how first for ams is cutee
boniboniboni
lmao ive just seen a post eaten by furry wth
he wouldnt dare eat a snoojak would he
Why did hello kitty go on to be as popular as it did?
nekochen ddos successful they are all here now ap bros
i hope the post# function is happening
>Hello Kitty (Japanese: ハロー・キティ, Hepburn: Harō Kiti),[6] also known by her real name Kitty White (キティ・ホワイト, Kiti Howaito),[5] is a fictional character created by Yuko Shimizu, currently designed by Yuko Yamaguchi, and owned by the Japanese company Sanrio.[7][8][9] Sanrio depicts Hello Kitty as a British anthropomorphized white cat with a red bow and no visible mouth.[10][11] According to her backstory, she lives in a London suburb with her family, and is close to her twin sister Mimmy, who is depicted with a yellow bow.[5][12]
Hold up she is britsh
i always liked nekochen more (bc its pink)
Its back up
its back
took viagra its up
Technically het name is Haro Kiti
Reading the wiki, who knew hello kitty had a very deep lore
It's back up, you qts can now leave :=3
Those suits freak me out man.
That wasnt very nice.
french did not stream a movie today
Please family, all I need are the snoojak patreon leaks
sturdy isn't down it was in the cockles of your heart all along
snoo doesn't have a patreon
o7
woah why is nekochen so active
Why can't I access study at all? I get blocked on any IP I try even legit residential ones. Anyone else having this issue?
no idea then
I think admin has banned all IPs that haven't visited before or some shit
Entschuldigung, very important message for all:
[YouTube] ???
I have worked it out in my head, backtracked through the entire day so far in my head, and so far I have masturbated 7 times. I don't even feel human anymore. And worst part is, I don't want to do anything other than masturbate, over-eat, or hammer down a few shots of liquor. Honestly, if there was heroin in front of me or if it were legal to buy I don't know that I'd be able to stop myself. I have nothing to live for, nothing to get up for. I thought and old friend would be visiting me this week but it was called off for whatever reason. I'd like to go for a walk in the park, on the beach, but with another human being who I like and who likes me. As it is someone should just put a bullet in my head and spare me the shame.
I am 41 years old by the way, I'm not some kid anymore. If you relate to my experiences and you're still in your 20s, this is your future.
yo where is the turdychan?
The WHAT
DRAIN GANG
crazy place
we are back
surely there must be better ways of advertising drugs
the domain was so close to bein keks, fail at marketing...
hey admin how about banning this drug neko or deleting? ok
maybe the admin became a drug peddler
Martin Luther (the german) was an Eva fan
>>99891 #
when i downloaded nanda collection off slsk 10 years ago, i never imagined that in the future teenage girls on my phone would do silly dances with one of the songs in it
we are back nekos
It's over Neko
it just began
why epic girls always delete their stuff of the internet and disappear only two return two months later then disappear again
please dont #steal toks from posts next time
duolingo pushing LGBTQ propaganda
we are back nekos
>its over nekos
>we are back nekos
>its over nekos
>we are back nekos
>its over nekos
>we are back nekos
>its over nekos
>we are back nekos
#claude french onion soupRate limit reached, try again later.
can i get admin privileges?
an oekaki feature would be nice
>night
>hard rain
comfy
jesus christ, where the hell do these spam bots even come from
ezgif the goat
Glad this still works
what are nekos thoughts on total aryan victory?
do you ever get bored of your tokfu?
christmas music on a hot day
.play [YouTube] ???
.play [YouTube] ???
the doc did nothing wrong
any neko alive rn?
Kay is live on twitch lul
holy shit kay on fortnite
I am a nig nogPOSTS OF THE SAME IP WERE VIEWED BY 'admin'
now what
охуенный рисунок кей нарисовала неко маскота охуеть лайк подписка комментарийPOSTS OF THE SAME IP WERE VIEWED BY 'admin'
>susucosplays
>sootcosplays
was this intentional
we are back nekos
あすか
snoo
jak
germ
gem
shame the internet is awash with spam
why does nekomin still host this site when he rather erotically roleplay with ap in the discord server instead
So we can post here without seeing his erps
how to be normal
whats abnormal about you
it's been 4 hours, he's very shy about this
ambatukam
what movie movie for tomorrow?????
gj everyone
I conquered all the chippies
an englishman, a pole, a swede and a portuguese walk into a chan...
we are back nekos
>synced [3 / 3]
i love snoo
I love how the admin checks the ip of a poster after he says the n word (nigga)
what checking the ip does?
I like this type
im never gonna stoppp
👈 Reposted from MeguTV
we are back nekos
we are top nekos
The neko casino will surely bring in more tourists and money
You guys think raccoons are cute?
we don't have them here so i like them. the fat ones are the cutest
I'm posting on nekochen right now!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
nekochen is the antikythera device of imageboards
testing something, ignore
girls with social anxiety
why is nekomin even hosting the site anymore?
does it give him some autistic satisfaction to ban random ip numbers?
its over nekos
sup nekochen, any arm pit lovers here
knee gore
>>100060 #
Why are you hiding the filename? What do you earn from obscuring that information? It's not like you're trying to hide a small tokker, since everybody know who she is, considering her 600k followers. But what do you gain from it? Do you think it makes you look cool and mysterious? Sincerely, I hope you go into the settings cog on the top right of your screen and disable the option to automatically mask the filenames. You can also do it in the reply box, but you'd have to click it every single time you were to attach a file. Hiding things from others is not the way to go. You know, some guy once said "What's the point of anything if you can't share?", and it's factually so true. Why would you showcase your tokfolder if you're not willing to share. Is it some vain sense of superiority? Anyway, I urge you to be a good citizen and stop with that behavior. In Rome be a Roman; in nekochen, be a neko.
im unable
nego
on my free time I can't enjoy stuff
I had a debate with a black Israelite and I came my pants uncontrollably
It’s girls like ryo that keep the machine of capitalism running
its girls like snoo that keep the whimsy spirit alive
why only girls pull off the troll face shirt? I feel like a dude in that shirt will looks cringe af
look at this mf.. aw hell nah
The reality is that the election is right around the corner and many votes wont even happen. Get out and vote.
hiiiii ttg can someone post reversetrap2000's old toks or an archive? the pastebin link is dead
why is nekomin even hosting the site anymore?
does it give him some autistic satisfaction to ban random ip numbers?
>>100087 #
>why is nekomin even host-
*grabs you by the neck and pins you against the wall* i've had it with you, lsoer *punches you right in the face, shattering your nose* should have never come here *tosses you super high into the hair, before jumping right next to you* and this is for being a nerd *punches you into the ground, you make a crater once you fall* heh, fuck you buddy 🖕🏾
*i turn around and look exactly at the screen of whoever's reading this* anyone else? 😎
It's just sad how much of a gooner shithole sturdy is and neko is dead. TTG has fallen. My life has been falling since 2020 it's so so over bros.
neko's been deader
think I fixed the russian spam bot issue
school is over is neko BACK????????????????????
👈 Reposted from MeguTV
Kobeni
>>100109 #
oh my god i was here when you made this post
also oh my god my post number is all in binary i wonder what it means hehee
paul harrell is nearly gone
sad times
he is gone
[YouTube] ???
.play [YouTube] ???
BRACE FOR IMPACT
we are back nekos
>>100122 #
I don't get it. Every imageboard I've been to today had at least one post about this. Why do people care?
where is everyone?
I've been getting a 504 gateway time-out error on sturdy for hours. what the fuck is sturdymin's problem? why is he so incompetent? god
also what's this shit on nekochen about not being able to post unless through a "websocket"? fix your fucking site
>>100131 #
my javascript is enabled you incompetent
>403 access denied: Posting via direct POST requests is not allowed for new users. Please post once via a WebSocket connection.
hope sturdy gets fixed, in the meantime the pastel archive is up
gofile.io/d/OqGHTE
my room looks like this
well happy bday kay if you lurk here still
anything good to watch on youtube?
Another outage huh
>>100152 #
>>100153 #
>>100154 #
DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN REPLY TO EVERYTHING IN ONE SINGLE POST INSTEAD OF MAKING A DOZEN OF THEM?
speaking of youtube stuff, who the hell is "SmartSchoolBoy9"
>>100165 #
Qrd is he's a nearly 60yr old dude who dresses like a brit schoolboy and leaves weird comments and vids
>>100166 #
his art is so fucking weird even those guys would hate it
>>100167 #
wouldn't an old man wearing brit school boy wear just look like a typical office worker or a land's end/LL bean business casual ad?
>>100167 #
>Qrd is he's a nearly 60yr old dude who dresses like a brit schoolboy and leaves weird comments and vids
based. only ppl who'd have problems with this are ageists.
>>100168 #
>>100170 #
Just skim this vid you'll see
[YouTube] ???
>>100171 #
.play [YouTube] ???
is this what testosterone does to some of us
I despise those youtube channels who make videos about esoteric internet lolcows and try really hard to come across normie for some reason, even though the subject matter is so far from what normies are interested in.
that dude "turkey tom" is the worst of them. he mumbles throughout all his videos because he thinks it makes him seem more normie to sound disinterested in whatever he's talking about. comes across really tryhard
.seek 3:06
Vid is about 25 minutes too long
why does the boy look like he has clown makeup
Maintenance
We're currently upgrading our servers. The site will be back online as soon as possible.
Apologies for the inconvenience.
no longer getting 504 on sturdy
it is back
cya guys
thanks for having us
Adios
whatever bruh
[YouTube] ???
black american church music is my thing now
I would cry if I had built a tool to easily upload toks on my website only for a bunch of retards to routinely ignore it and attach SD videos.
at least they're attaching something
no-watermark supremacy
brah her hips move like its turbo jet powered
Any kefla sets leaked?
would you go insane if you wore the same clothes every single day?
piss drinkers W
John please post toks that are only 3 years old or more recent. 5 years is too much
thank god my name is not john
>>100214 #
This is your last warning lil pup. Neg one of my attached files again and you're OUTTA HERE
had a dream this place was active again. woke up, rushed to the computer, logged on to nekochen.net. nothing. I am going to end my life by walking into a forest, tearing my clothes off and letting the cold and rain kill me. there is nothing left for me. I will never have nekochen back
John, let the tears flow in the rain. It will get better.
>>100227 #
omg i love snoo ^_^
did oyu know that snoo was recently in germany? that's so trad and cool lol
do bri ish people really eat this
I will accept a bonbi poster before I accept a kay poster.
>>100234 #
You obviously say that since you don't remember the time Kay made a tiktok about this imageboard. Yes, she really spelled nekochen dot net to her thousands of followers, and guess what? Never the website has seen more concurrent users. So I think it's the best if you apologize and recognize how important Kay was for this place. If only we cherished Kay posters instead of vilifying them, there'd be posts every day. Instead writing the url of this thing onto your search bar and sulk at how absolutely no one posted anything, there'd be new posts every minute. "But ummmm I'd rather have no posters than Kayposters!!!111". Listen here you baboon, this is a tiktok general. The moment that one tokker is posted too often, the board will self-correct and others tokkers will have their time. You first bring in the Kayposters, which in turn will bring more different posters who will make for a balanced environment. So yes, I think the correct move is to welcome and encourage Kay posters. If you're here and you're too ashamed to post a Kay, don't be - post your favourite Kay tiktok. Compliment the other posters' Kay toks. If you don't have anything nice to say, then it just wasn't meant to be. File by file we can make this board more lively and fun to be in.
Not reading that man. Sorry.
>>100236 #
This is why we don't advance further as a community. I'm here pouring my heart into this message, expertly tapping the keys needed to convey this message, and I'm struck why a denial of that level. We should harbour an environment where everyone is comfortable to type as they wish, and to post tiktoks. It's easy to do, all it requires is for you to click on the post button and let your mind wander free. As for tiktoks, there's also thousands of different ones to post. Actually, if you look at the file number, you can see that they have like 18 digits. That means there are over 7 quintillion tiktoks on the world wide web for you to post here. If you don't know where to start, see what others post. Nekos (the people who post here (we use that name because the website is named neko)) like to post, as you can see from the previous files, Kay and Snoo. Maybe that could be a starting point for you! Open your phone and type out their names in the search bar. Scroll down their posts and attach here your favourite. I'm sure someone will stop by and tell you something nice about what you just shared. If no one does, then it wasn't meant to be. Don't be afraid to post more unknown tokkers too! There are tokkers for everyone and it's just a matter of time until you find one that you like. Who knows, if you post her enough, other nekos (nekos are the people that post here (because the website is named neko)) might even start calling you by the name of the tokker! It's always cray cray (or Kray Kray ^_^ (it's a Kay reference)) when that happens.
>>100238 #
You're making this difficult for me. I'm attempting to be as positive as a creature can be, and you're here just talking down to me. I'll have you know I am not mentally ill. If you scroll all the way up on this page (you can also click on the button saying [Top] at the bottom of the page (it's funny because the [Top] button is at the bottom lol)) you'll find the rules of website and see that you're not allowed to forgo your medication. I haven't skipped my twice-a-day anti-psychotics for months, and it's not going to be you who get to make that claim. Either way what disappoints me even more in your behaviour is that you're still not posting tiktoks. Did you not like my Snoo and Kay suggestions? It's just that they make such nice and relatable tiktoks that I thought anyone would like them... but I won't let that bring myself down. I understand that not everybody likes the same things as I, and that's what makes the world so beautiful. I hope you continue coming here and I will always encourage you to better yourself and post your favourite tiktoks, because after all, that's the point of this website >.>
kay posting on the kay site in the kay thread
>>100239 #
>you'll find the rules of website and see that you're not allowed to forgo your medication. I haven't skipped my twice-a-day anti-psychotics for months, and it's not going to be you who get to make that claim. Either way what disappoints me even more in your behaviour is that you're still not posting tiktoks. Did you not like my Snoo and Kay suggestions? It's just that they make such nice and relatable tiktoks that I thought anyone would like them... but I won't let that bring myself down. I understand that not everybody likes the same things as I, and that's what makes the world so beautiful. I hope you continue coming here and I will always encourage you to better yourself and post your favourite tiktoks, because after all, that's the point of this website >.>
do the antispychotics calm you down neko
What happened to this site
it's over
are we back?
Back from what?
we're so back
#claude do you still workYes, I am still operational.
it's down?
we love our albanian (you) posters
holy shit i love canthinky
bonbi AND canthinky.... quality toks being posted NOT
-)
hello bros
oh eww let's put these bonbis in the trash where they belong
snoo
hello my fellow nekos
I love snoo
thank god I wasn't here when the b*nb* posting was commencing
opinion on Hungarians?
hello nekos and totally not sturdy refugees
all sturdy needs is one good maintenance
sturdy nigger hours
Why don't you all move here? There's nothing binding you to the other website, you know.
>>100307 #
cause the original users of this place fucked off to make a discord so it will always have the baggage of some discord clique lurking about
someone post the new thinkies
I come here to avoid canthinky posters. please do not
have you guys noticed that sturdy is missing like 200GB of data?
storage was like 1400+ GB 🤔
>>100319 #
If that's true Adminny either had some of his storage taken down (just like in the past) over conduct violations or is purging large swaths of sketchy data (I blame /tech/)
this website looks so well coded...
>>100235
I agree
i support fat acceptance
anhedonia and ennui hitting me hard. unironically think Im going insane
>>100325 #
who is your favorite tokker
it's root word is of latin origin akshually
Nekos have you seen a more adorable nerd than this
[YouTube] ???
She is not a tokker but I want to hear her say "um akshually" and then talk down to me
Business idea: the pururin song but with nekochen instead
Nekonekonekochen
Nekonekonekonekonekochen
Nekonekonekochen
x4
hello anons, how are you?
hello anons
nice little oasis
wanted to post magnetic.webm but the file is too large
is it uploading slow af for you guys too
I'm starting to think PC gamers have ruined tech because why the fuck does every device i own need an LED light that blinks and flashes even at night?
Saw a cute fox pass by.
hate my life and i wanna die
i ain't go no iphone
Are you guys ready to lock in for locktober?
nekochen, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa
does anyone know what chips @ was or if she has any current socials?
is sturdy offline?
hello
why don't we all move here at this point?
>>100397 #
so i looked at this post and the bio of your tok is brazil miku and i thought mmm i wonder if she did a brazil miku cosplay so i clicked on her profile and she just made one wow!
what if you guys stopped sucking each other off on discord and started using neko again
>>100400 #
have you ever noticed how sometimes the post number jumps by more than one? that's crazy i wonder what could be causing that almost like people still posted but you can't see their posts....
full planche.... soon....
it's over
alright. rotation is fine now
N EK O N I IE I S
im going crazy
why is sturdy so broken
So much for the server upgrades
Your thoughts, nekochen?
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Is it just me or is tiktok actively trying to show you local things lately
>>100432 #
funny how that girl is always talking about mewing but then in half of her toks she has her mouth wide open
>>100434 #
pro-tip: close your mouth and breath through the nose
additional pro-tip: close your mouth and stop eating so much fatty mcfatson
Why was early 2000s numetal so gay?
If you post I'll post
And if you don't, I'll post anyway
same
kek, posted on endchan's neko and they banned me
damn, purging the most activity this site has had in months... so fucking zased, the sturdyrefugees were well worth pushing away the site's active trans userbase. check back in 2 weeks and this post still will be in the most recent 10
I posted on here when it first opened and this guys bans me for "not being a neko" lol
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>>100459 #
We can't post that here, loser was only 17 years and 11 months back then
>>100460 #
Stay clueless lil pup 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Crazy that I was talking with 3 other nekos and they all abandoned me well I didn't like any of you anyway I think this imageboard is just a waste of my time I'm here just writing writing and typing day in day out and NO ONE cares about the content of my character(s) I don't even know why do I do this why do dee dee do deet I'm here posting toks and being a lively little guy and I'm just ignored and disdained upon I might just look at my browser top corner and BLAM shut down this thing forever yeah I don't care about your "fus" or your "nekos" in fact I don't even know what the fuck a neko is why are you calling yourselves cats in japanese are you weebs or something is that why you like so much girls in cosplay is it because it reminds you of your silly animes and videogames? I don't think I've ever watched an anime on my own media in general is just so boring like they do some silly animations and then go dattebayo and I think is that it? Anyway why do I have 4 replies to this while I'm writing I'm letting you all know that my mouse doesn't work so I can't scroll down and read your replies while I'm writing this you're going to HAVE to wait I hope your messages are as thoughtful as mine that would make my day either way I'm going to search for a tok to attach to this message yeah the web tiktok website is awful I can't see more than 3 toks without the entire thing freezing it's SO FRUSTRATING I HATE THIS whenever I want to see toks I have to open my phone and scroll scroll scroll like an ipad child and when I see something that I like I have to favorite it or something and then open my computer and ONLY THEN I can get it to archive, also I don't really sort my archive so I kinda forget what toks I have there lol I don't know why do I download them in the first place I'm NEVER going to remember what's in there also what's that number on the bottom right while I'm writing this it's at 1900 wow now it's red whatever now I have 5 replies STOP REPLYING TO ME I CAN'T SEE
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still goin' this asshole
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Hey again nekos, so I couldn't read your replies because I still wasn't able to scroll down after finishing my post lol so I had to restart my entire computer and then windows decided it was time to update? Anyway, now I can't scroll up so the only reply I see is "Negao fico louco" and I'm putting that in the translator wow what the fuck did you just call me a negro that's not funny you know even though I'm from a typically asian country I'M WHITE, and so you're probably not as pale as I am and lol get owned anyway that number on the right corner that I was talking about previously I still don't really know what it is but once it got to 2000 it just posted my post without even asking me if I was done I think that's a big oversight and adminny should fix that also I'm quite sad that this time I don't have any reply while I'm writing, not that I care too much since I wouldn't be able to read them anyway while I'm typing while I'm writing while I'm characterizing but it's fun to see those little numbers on the bottom of my post also the numbers on the right corner are back again either way what was I talking about on the previous post? I don't really remember but it probably doesn't really matter you know NOBODY reads my posts even though they're very insighting only because I'm not cool and hip enough to attach a file you know what I'm going to open megutv and attach a tok with it I've clicked the megutv button and it isn't opening oh it opened now, thinking about it, since when you post a megutv thing it shows "reposted from megutv" (yeah i'm an oldfrog here, i know these things) I'm scared that when I try to click on it it's just going to delete my entire message and that would make me kinda sad I think lol should I click it? you know what I'm just going to describe the tok I'm seeing right now it's a girl I don't really recognize she's kinda mid lol and she had a miku cosplay and was doing was doing the kisskisskiss dance and that was kinda cute now it's over and t
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Hey I ended up clicking on the post wait there's a better one now I was writing that there's a better megutok now and I was going to post it but I was too slow and lost it I'll wait a little bit more welp I can't share any more megutoks this sucks
#steal >>100474 #
nekochen is so back i missed you
no it's just you neko, you may need to go fuck yourself
kiss yourself
I bought a guitar recently. For the one neko here, I play for you. One day I will write you a song.
lets skip the "seduce me with a guitar song" and lets just repopulate the earth (nekoearth)
Where my refugees at
turdmin at it again
god is punishing sturdy like god punished florida with hurricanes
How long has it been down, just got on
stay in nekochen bros all the oldfags moved to discord
Hope is getting attach tok function
I think they shot adminny
But they did not shoot da skibidi
#claude when will sturdy come back online?Rate limit reached, try again later.
is sturdy even active anymore? every time i peek at the frontpage there's 8 porn drawings there
why does she have a mexinigger boyfriend
We back
Business idea to make this website active again
Rename it to nekaychen.net and we only post kay
nokaychen
Business idea to make this website active again
Rename it to nekochen.net and we only post nekos
What kind of maniac thinks this shit is fun?
But it is really cool though not gonna lie
Underrail mod set in england
Nevermind that is set in Alabama
FUCK YOU!!!!!
Neko posts since nekochen: 0
Kay posts since nekaychen: 0
not Kay posts since nokaychen: 10
Thoughts?
This site would be less dead if the cool nekos were still here...
What imageboard(s) do you browse other than this one and sturdy?
MATTE ✋
mate 👋
On the real though where does one get a hello kitty TA gf
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love daylight savings, it's not even 6 and the place where i'm studying (that has no lightning) is already pitch black and i can't see anything
Does Russian anon still post here
are you looking for a specific one or any would do?
>>100560 #
hey man just wanted to let you know that i had the exam for the thing i was studying this afternoon and left without turning in my paper because i'm too dumb
hope i'll be smarter by next attempt on january
also instead of asking wdip, maybe ask wdiNp mhm?
happy halloween boys
Tfw sweating in my cosplay outfit on transit
you know, i am sorry for that tok i wanted to link the tok before but wasn't fast enough and that thing showed up so even though i said i would delete the megutv warning i didn't because i didn't want you to think i actually posted that on my own that's all
This looks kinda cool. A robot that can cook you healthy meals would be amazing.
Anyone else hate working out with music playing
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Anyone else unable to access sturdy? I get the message "sorry, you have been blocked" i haven't posted there in months
Did you know you can just jam random collections of facts into your brain with Anki?
I just spent a week memorizing the entire world map including capitals and flags for no reason
>>100592 #
i used it to memorise passwords. i hate how every website requires an account nowadays. even nekochen
sturdy is down
i am the last cute addict on the frontline all by bros starved to death or were poisoned by hag and gay skibidi rizz this is may be my last message if i will not find any more cute and funny
behind every tokfu stands a sugar daddy and pinches her ass
reposting in hd.IMAGE SPOILERED BY 'admin'
also how is tiktok allowing this?
There's better things to post than troubleshooting your own imageboard 🙄🙄🙄
Hello saar, welcome to surdychan tech suport, my name is john smith. How may i assist you today?
sturdy live im hungy
guys im cryyyyiiiing why i want my bros and cute toks i will never neg a tokfu of not mine i will buy my tokfu wishlist i will upload all archives though no one asked i will post only with toks embed h.264 i will lurk 16 hours a day i will scrap all my tokfus and upload the cutest moments i will make the best edits no one has ever seen i will
Hi
Putting tokfu on a microwave plate and having her rotate back and forth for me
oh i put on some headphones and now i get it
still lame though why did you post it
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it is that time of the year again
are you guys participating in nonstop nutting november?
hello nekos
no neko november lets stop using nekochen
professor canthinky 🤓☝️
Still down?
sturdymin too stoopid to run a website
why are athena and crab reposting anti-trump toks😥
>new posts on the neko 🤩
>it's about pedochan 🙄
sturdymin fix your fucking website
>>100640 #
actually the next president will be a wahman because simpsons showed lisa as president after trump
will athena protect her virginity until she's 18? #8ball (Maybe)
>>100642 #
>>100644 #
This site used to be active before the immigrants flooded in after their FBI honeypot went down
how is sturdymin so incompetent at running a site? first he makes it unusable without doing that cloudflare check every time you load the website, and now it's down entirely?
why the fuck isn't anyone posting on neko with sturdy down?
it's always weird when teenagers have midlife crises
what the fuck happened this time
why does neko need WASM enabled?
>>100663 #
Meh there's a lot of sense to it. She's more self-aware than most kids her age who have no idea about how much they'll miss being kids. I still have dreams about being a kid again and even though nothing bad happens in them I get extremely depressed the entire day because of it. Kid years are extremely important, probably the most important in your life, and they shape what comes after it.
>>100635 #
yung lean is from a long elite jewish bloodline. not surprising she's listening to jew shit because she's become a massive zionist the last year. her music taste is extremely tryhard btw. and I suspect it's fed to her by her discord and she just unthinkingly emulates what she thinks she's supposed to like.
sturdy is back
I need a 8ball to dictate my life tonight
#8ball (Yes)
>>100676 #
Hey man I would kill myself any day of the week but I don't have the balls (ergo, cojones) do to something like that.
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Dwelling on it, not seeing any post in 3 hours is really making me want to do it.... You have to post toks to save me....
I got bored of tiktoks but i could never get bored of cute cats
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bros this thread is only 5 months old
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Remember this mission from San Andreas?
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meow
i bring you RAD kino
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i posted this here like 3 years ago
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elpheltsz elpheltsz
>>100710 #
that's because the other guy misspelled her name and I by posting a tok slipped on his trap 😔
Oh, it looks like tikwm is acting up tonight
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i also posted this like 3 years ago
also good tok on my fyp
I need 8ball to tell me what to do again
#8ball (No)
>>100728 #
i don't partake in any of this rivalfaggotry. they are just imageboards to me. why not using both?
here, have a cute tok
Which tokker is the Phil Collins of tiktok?
[YouTube] ???