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「/ttg/ #43 Gimmicks that cease to exist Edition」

Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7361899810254769440 These always turn into a mio edit halfway thru #KON #konanime #mioakiyama #ritsutainaka #tsumugikotobuki #azusanakano #yuihirasawa #lightmusicclubkon #lightmusicclub #hokagoteatim.mp4􀄩􀂺􀉣
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Rules:
1. No lewding minors
2. No personal contact with any tokkers
3. No doxx
4. No discord usage
5. No skipping meds

Last thread: https://nekochen.net/tt/92770
THREAD locked BY 'admin'
Anonymous
the second post will be a claude post
Anonymous
the neko above me is going to look really silly when the historians roll through these threads looking for ancient wisdom
Anonymous
I will lose weight and make the fat haters look really silly when the historians roll through these threads looking for ancient wisdom
Anonymous
I must think long and hard about my gimmicks of olde, those dead before this time. I will bring them back and breath new life into their budding lungs yet again for this thread, in honour of the edition
Anonymous
Anonymous
.clear
Anonymous## Admin
the site is back everyone, sorry for the brief interruption
Anonymous
Oh my science, am I the first? This is so epic!
I tried to add a tok of my own and got instead <html> <head> <title>500 Internal Server Error< I'm not going to write everything sorry
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Anonymous
Trying to attach a tok
Anonymous
My test didn't work (attach)
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>>94803 #
i am going to work on it
for some reason we all appear as the same person too
Anonymous
Real nekomin here (real)
I'm not going to work on anything
Good night
Anonymous
let's see if attach still works
Anonymous
We lost a week's worth of posts?
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Anonymous
this is the first time I see this bug but I have a (You) on post I have not made
I guess because my cookies say I made those posts before they were deleted
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Anonymous
all those posts, lost like t-t-tears in the rain...
Glad we're back admin, thanks for keeping this place alive.
Anonymous
also if there's anyway we can help please let us know
Anonymous
the synced number is bugged for me, its 0/1 as im typing and 27 seconds after the guy above posted
Anonymous
top 3 chip for sure
Anonymous
>>94829 #
it's an amazing post, you know they always tell me nekos make the best posts and i believe them but they're not sending you. they're sending people with lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with them. some i assume are good people.
Anonymous
>>94820 #
ok reloading should fix it
Anonymous
You've got my eyes
You've got my eyeeees
You'll never be mine
But you've got my eyes
Anonymous
Saw a dead fox on the highway earlier
RIP lil homie
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>>94816 #
There's one post in this thread that I know I've made that has no (You) for me, one of the old ones ofc. Kinda strange seeing it, I wonder if it has any data associated with it when it comes to who made it or not since I can still see my posts in the older threads.
Hmmmm, 10 days, that probably means this isn't here yet.
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Anonymous
>>94839 #
yeahhh so before it was saving the old posts ids from before the site came back up and giving you (You)s
so i just wiped all the (You)s in this thread and newer threads as a fix
>>94842 #
Anonymous
>>94841 #
I assumed there was some stuff deleted, unless I went into a time vortex and neko was down for 9 days instead of like 2 and some hours.
Funny that reading my own post from 10 days ago immediately put me back into the frame of mind I've had back then, if someone tried to gaslight me and set that post to 2 days ago I would've believed it and just continued as normal.
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Anonymous
just got a cloudflare host error
Anonymous
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first good tok posted since nekochen came back up

Piercing on your lip it's perfect,
Never seen another girl this perfect,
Sticking out your tongue for the picture,
You're so pretty,
You're so popular,
I just want to be your sweetheart,
Fucking come here,
Give me your heart,
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Anonymous
>copy pasting the lines in
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Anonymous
>>94846 #
NO I WROTE THEM BY HAND
Anonymous
yeah right buddy yeah right
Anonymous
So clover had a tiktok that was deleted, I uploaded it to neko, and didn't personally download it. Then neko goes down and a week's worth of posts are deleted?

Yeah, tiktok just wants to destroy that clover tok specifically.
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>>94845 #
>first good tok posted since nekochen came back up
>insults the KINO funky tok that I've posted
Yeap, I know who I'm DEFINITELY NOT VOTING for
FUCK YOU
>>94852 #
Anonymous
3 exams early next week. Think I am fucked nekos
>>94856 #
Anonymous
>>94852 #
>maybe it could work on his constituents
It will definitely not work on me.
>>94854 #
I remember this AMV, but if I watched it a long long time ago or recently, I cannot recall
>>94858 #
Anonymous
>>94856 #
No, they are tied to my job. I do get a resit but....not sure if there is a minimum mark requirement to qualify....
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>>94859 #
Time to study up then 😛
Anonymous
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>>94858 #
Nah, I definitely watched it in higher quality than that when I first saw it, I dunno where though, maybe in parts on 4chan?
>>94859 #
Good luck neko, you can do it :)
Anonymous
>>94866 #
i just wouldn't use the communist lines unless it's that hot chick from vampire bloodlines
>>94868 #
Anonymous
>>94867 #
What if she hates american capitalism and supports socialism though
>>94869 #
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>>94866 #
She would love those. Or you can just use "must... protect... white race..." seemed to be equally as effective.
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Anonymous
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ok this one, i think if you quote something from these books she'll think you are intelligent
the previous image works much better with many more women though
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>>94871 #
Wait, I know Rushton, he's like a known IQ research scientist. Can't remember if he was on the side of ones that were against the metric or for the metric though.
Anonymous
I ain't a proletariat but baby you got me wanting to sieze your means of milk production
... no that one's too lewd actually
>>94879 #
Anonymous
how do relationships work in socialism? does the government give me a cute gf?
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Anonymous
>>94875 #
i mean it's just an economic model so why would they work any differently
I guess you have a more level playing field since you won't have to compete with rich CHAD?
Anonymous
>>94872 #
That one is pretty clever tbh, as in you might be able to actually pull this off.
>>94875 #
Same as regular? Well, I guess there's no actual socialist country now to see how it would work with modern model of dating but yea, pretty much same, maybe a bit better since there's plenty of hardships and relationships forge better in hard times.
Anonymous
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sad, no cute gf...
ooooh also did you guys see our cute waifu from civil war is in the new alien movie?
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>>94874 #
Using this one on shrivix, definitely.
>>94878 #
Funny thing, the only alien movie I've watched is the prometheus one. Me and my friends got an idiom from it, it's "doing the Prometheus" as in running in straight line from a dangerous thing that's barrelling towards you (also in a straight line)
Anonymous
hey girl are you a communist because I want you to seize my means of reproduction
Anonymous
girl, i'd watch over you like the chinese surveillence state
Anonymous
Pretty good, both laughed me.
Anonymous
hey girl are you jewish? because I want us to have a 2 date solution
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Anonymous
>>94883 #
Would that mean that you're going to bed after 2 dates or are you breaking up after 2 dates?
Anonymous
>>94889 #
Women are difficult. Don’t blame urself too hard
Anonymous
I just shaved down 150-200g of hair
thats a lot of hair
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Anonymous
>>94895 #
maybe finally glue them to my head to relive my younger days
>>94897 #
Anonymous
>>94897 #
I look like a new neko. Not to be confused with a newneko, of which I am not (I was here before the great memory hole incident)
Anonymous
I was here since last thursday
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>>94899 #
holy bwoah ancientneko status. I kneel
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7257966114691435802 #MISAAMANE need to get rid of drafts lol #cosplay #deathnote #deathnotecosplay #misaamanecosplay #misa #misacosplay #anime #xyzbca #cosplayer #cosplaygirl #cosplayergirl.mp4􀄩􀂺􀉣
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>>94901 #
I cut my hair 10 days ago. PLEASE stop copying everything I do.

I post a cute 'fu, you start posting a cute 'fu.
I make funny posts, you start making funny posts.
I start eating 48 donuts a day, you start eating 48 donuts a day.
I become dictator of nekochen, you try to become dictator of nekochen.
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Reminder, we watched this movie last saturday.
That day has been erased from the nekochen archive, so any and all references to this movie must STOP, as it officially never happened in this timeline.
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Anonymous
>>94904 #
>No we didnt?
Yeah. You're right. We didn't.
Keep towing the party line.
>>94907 #
Anonymous
>>94905 #
Yeap, I'm still going to talk about caves and abbots and scripture and you can't do ANYTHING to stop me.
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>>94907 #
wait before you po
its over... you couldve said "It's toeing the party line, not "towing"" and you would've boomed and zoomed him and he would shrimply had to resign in the argument (I looked it up in the dictionary)
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Anonymous
>>94908 #
My bad, I'm ESL and I didn't even notice. Joever.
Anonymous
>synced[0/1]
am i really the only nekonigga in here
>>94912 #
Anonymous
its like that for me too and it doesnt show when new posts are made in the browser tab anymore but honestly I kind of like both of these accidental changes
Anonymous
>>94910 #
No, there's noone here, you're hallucinating.
Anonymous
Business idea: perform a complete personal language reform whereby I drastically reduce my use of intensifying words like "very" etc
So instead of saying 'That's very smart' and similar phrases, I would instead say 'That's smart'
Thoughts? Investors?
>>94914 #
Anonymous
>>94913 #
Very, incredibly, astonishingly, massively bullheaded move.
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>>94914 #
I will try it out for a week and see how it goes
Anonymous
I was out walking earlier and it seems as if the heavy rains have been going on for long enough that they have eroded my forest trail. On top of this, the strong winds have snapped trees in half both width-wise and length wise, and then dumped them in the river or on nearby shrubbery.
>>94917 #
It's not too bad, its more like it has split up the wide path into two thinner paths with a small chasm snaking its way down the middle like a scar. it happened like 5 years ago as well so its not the first time this particular place has slightly washed away
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Anonymous
>>94916 #
>heavy rain
JASOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
I'm sorry for the trail state neko, hopefully it'll get better, foresters will probably care for it maybe?
>>94916 #
Anonymous
Deep dip is so dead, there are literally only 5 people playing the real map with the plugin turned on worldwide. GG dipperbros we lost to league of legends
Anonymous
Funkyposter? Never liked him.
Anonymous
and funkyposter posts HEVC now? wow.. he sure has fallen off... he used to be such a cool guy too
Anonymous
>>94925 #
>they tell me I'm a god
Morrowind reference? Acid confirmed for playing Morrowind!
>>94928 #
Anonymous
>>94925 #
this is the tok that was screenshotted for the gigachad edit of 2022
Anonymous
>>94929 #
what about guys that don't even drink budlight
22 months sober next week
Anonymous
>>94928 #
>we made those songs up on the spot
Yea I get it It's like Nibani Maesa making up the whole prophecy on the spot just to dupe you into killing yourself and yet somehow you survive, truly it was Azura's plan all along
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Anonymous
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This audio is about Bonald Poster winning the 4th of July election
You taste like the 4th of July,
Malt liquor on your breath, my my

You can be the boss, neko,
You can be the boss
Post like a drunk neko, back on the sauce
You dictate a lot, you dictate a lot
Don't let it stop
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Anonymous
>>94932 #
>This tok audio is about molag bal
Truly Acid has a great taste in games
>she would never lie about prophecies
Yeap, I have summarily confirmed it, it's true :)
I've gotten so powerful, the countless hours listening to Morrowind essays, you might've not noticed but I have gotten the Nibani Maesa's the Wise woman of the Urshilaku name right on the first try. No Crassius Curio like neko can touch me at this point, I'm lorepilled.
>>94933 #
>You taste like the 4th of July,
>Malt liquor on your breath
Actually it is about the canon ending to TES III, wherein the Khajit Nerevarine frees all the Dunmer from the oppression of the Dagoth Ur and they all celebrate freedom from Imperial yoke by drinking some quality local delicacies together (if you know you know)
>>94935 #
Anonymous
and why are you stalking me, anon?
>>94943 #
Anonymous
I support Bonald's posterior.
>>94942 #
Anonymous
what was the post? I missed it (I was falling asleep in my chair)
Anonymous
>>94945 #
Don't tell me I'm being paranoid here!
I escaped sturdy, only to be met with my stalker again
Anonymous
oh I didnt see it because of css
nvm thought it was a case of livepost, delete and then empty post
Anonymous
>>94935 #
Actually none of these are spoilers (probably), well unless you know literally nothing about the game. I've just spoilered them for the effect.
Anonymous
0/1 synced
I am the last of the nekochen
Anonymous
BONALD JUST RESIGNED FROM THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE.
Anonymous
theres a trackmania player called Neko that currently has 25 out of 25 world records with the new car
Anonymous
>>94956 #
nobody would post susu if she was fat, ugly and couldn't dance.
>>94959 #
Anonymous
>>94963 #
if only she was capable of summoning some ozempic, am i right????
*audience laughs*
Anonymous
I hate the idea of ozempic so much, I want fatties to stay fat forever so I can identify them from a distance
>>94967 #>>94966 #
Anonymous
midshi is LIVE. i repeat midshi is LIVE.
Anonymous
>twitch recommending me tenshi
it's so disgusting
Anonymous
It's raining hard here. very comfy
Anonymous
taking a nap only gave me a headache what the duck
>>94976 #
Anonymous
update on house
seller decided to be a prick and not budge so i sent him a cancellation contract and then he changed his mind
i close on friday :)
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Anonymous
>>94974 #
Yea I decided to take a short nap since it started raining and I don't feel like it helped at all. Thankfully no headache like you neko, sorry to hear that.
>>94975 #
>seller decided to be a prick and not budge
How? Did he get that another appraisal done?
>>94978 #
Anonymous
>>94975 #
>so i sent him a cancellation contract and then he changed his mind
power move. gg wp
do you get the lower price and bank-approved loan too?
>>94978 #
Anonymous
>>94977 #
yup :)
>>94976 #
basically appraisal came in lower than the agreed price which means the bank would give me a loan for the full amount, deal breaker for me
but i managed to make him agree to the lower price :)
>>94979 #
i tried playing the other day and i was so rusty....
i have barely been playing any games for the last like 6 months
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Anonymous
>>94978 #
I havent played in so long nor have I really played much at all lately, only game I played except for braindead league autopilot grinding was Nier: Automata but I've been a tee-total for the last 2 months now almost
its over. the game grinding days are past me. i am old and dusty now. delapitated. washed...
>>94981 #
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>>94980 #
please do not call yourself dusty when i am several years older than you......
nier is really good though, did you beat it?
>>94982 #
Anonymous
>>94981 #
yeah I played about 40-45 hours in a bit less than 3 days and 100%ed it
have planned on reading all of the data entries and lore stuff some day, maybe watch the nier anime and then go on to playing Nier Replicant v1.22 remastered thingy, maybe the old drakengard games too
I loved Nier so much, great game
>>94983 #
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>>94982 #
i think im pretty satisfied with what automata had but i would be lying if i said i wasnt interested in the backstory of it all
but yeah it was fantastic, a game that wasnt afraid to experiment
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>>94975 #
learning the art of negotiations with neko
Anonymous
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>>94983 #
I fear that I got too emotionally invested into the story to the point where I have to play the other games too. Not out of just pure obligation but because I want to so find out everything else about the universe so much that it's the only logical explanation
When I read up all of the lore about Devola and Popola, mainly from the in-game logs that I discovered but also from their chapter, I felt so bad for them.
>>94986 #
I could do that
>>94986 #
Anonymous
>>94985 #
once you're done i need you to compress all of your nier knowledge into a two page QRD
>>94985 #
Anonymous
would anyone like to watch a 20 minute video about a 50 year old mexican mother hunting down cartel members for killing her daughter
>>94990 #
Anonymous
whats the old saying, there is no wrath like a woman scorned or something like that?
>>94993 #
Anonymous
What's stopping cartels from unifying into a yakuza style mafia. Surely turning into a monopoly is better than violently competiting with each other.
Anonymous
the same reason that bonald and acidpoofter dont join together. the men at the top want their power and dont like sharing
Anonymous
they really had a cartel goon named "La Barbie"
Anonymous
maybe he was an australian who used to host neighbourhood barbecues in los angeles
Anonymous
>>94994 #
hafu was cute but unfortunately tenshi is cuter so i have been dropping my 50 swifteds on her.
look at how cringe she is >>94987 #
Anonymous
thanks for the two (You)s buddy, going to use those 2 000 nekocoins to fund the campaign effort
>>95001 #
Anonymous
I got a notification for a new post for the first time
Anonymous
oh, you got a hair transplant appointment? yeah I see why your life would irreversibly change for the better
happy for you, golfball
>>95006 #
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>>95005 #
>golfball
please dont mention golf to me, that game still spooks the shit out of me. i wake up in cold sweats thinking of the first jumpscare where i shit my pants
Anonymous
I thought this video was going to be about her killing those cartel members
>>95009 #
Anonymous
she, at 56, tackled a man?
wp gg
Anonymous
>>95011 #
look up speedrun.com buddy
Anonymous
Amlo let prisoners out? what's his problem
Anonymous
Miriam.... no....
Anonymous
gun abusers...
Anonymous
>Work your ass off in a god forsaken country to get justice against your daughter's killers
>President lets them go.
Life is insanely unfair.
Anonymous
>>95010 #
i've gone back to hitman in the last few days, been grinding out challenges to master each map in hitman 1. that game is so much fun.
>>95018 #
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>>95018 #
should I? #8ball (Yes)
Anonymous
okay I could stream it in like 20minutes I guess...
Anonymous
theres a new sleepydarla unposted sleeepydarla awoogadarla
Anonymous
What mission should I do?

Colorado
Bangkok
Japan
Marrakesh
Anonymous
bangkok lets gooooooooo rare new map
Anonymous
bangkok is the hardest mission to SA/SO according to that one fella
Anonymous
are you going for SA/SO runs? if so you can pick what map you wanna play yourself since its a bit of a task to do saso
>>95032 #
Anonymous
tesnhi has a swedish player in her team I heard it in the first 2 words he spoke
Anonymous
this tenshi girl is still streaming. she doesnt have a life.
Anonymous
>>95029 #
I guess I could do SA/SO runs if you're interested in that. I can do Paris/Sapienza I'm certain, but I'm probably going to run new maps
>>95033 #
Anonymous
>>95032 #
do whatever youd have the most fun with because I will be negging you in your chat so you must be having fun to counteract my attempts at sabotage
Anonymous
New germ
Anonymous
are they not in boland anymore?
>>95037 #
Anonymous
>>95036 #
Guess shes back in england
Anonymous
who is this swedish man in tenshi's stream
Anonymous
>we have a swedish neko
>we have a tenshi simping neko
>tenshi now has a swedish guy on her team
it must be connected.
>>95040 #
Anonymous
>>95039 #
it could only be.... no, surely not.
Anonymous
can you guys spot who the swede in tenshis team is?
actually there might be 2
Anonymous
It's been 21 minutes
Anonymous
21 minutes since what?
Anonymous
ITS LIVE
Anonymous
?
Anonymous
wtf neko just showed me that there was an unread post on the little tab header
Anonymous
... good night
Anonymous
business idea: Uber kills, an uber service where you hire the nearest assassin for the hit you want. It's my way of undercutting agent 47's service
Anonymous
sigh, is it buffering for everyone or just me 😔
>>95050 #
great, that means I don't have to get out of bed and connect the internet cable 😀
>>95050 #
Anonymous
I am 40 seconds behind according to the stats tab
Anonymous
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Anonymous
im sorry, ill try one more time but if it buffers and stream goes down again i will quit streaming.
>>95057 #
Anonymous
Here we are, Bangkok, Thailand.
Anonymous
>>95055 #
Put on a cute cosplay and get kosaki to buy you a 4090
Anonymous
cancelling the stream. genuinely sorry nekos, my internet is fucking shit lately., i would've liked to hang out with you for a while.
Anonymous
im gonna have to cancel ani mondays and ani tuesdays at this rate.
>>95064 #
Anonymous
KINO
Anonymous
>>95061 #
if you send what you want to stream by messenger pigeon I can stream them if your internet is bad on a given day
>>95066 #
Anonymous
>>95064 #
I also kinda want a break from the movie nights, 3 nights a week for neko was a bit excessive.
>>95067 #
Anonymous
Nekonights are so over...
Anonymous
End of Neko
.play Komm Susser Todd
Anonymous
#d2 (2)
Anonymous
>>95071 #
you can watch the movie in portuguese and see the hands in the hospital scene
Anonymous
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Ill probably watch the movie with english subs first so I can actually enjoy the movie and then one day Ill go through the series and movie with portuguese subs
reason for this is that I have to occasionally pause to look up words like apagada and it ruins the flow a bit but I am surprised at the fact that I can, in cases where I know all the words, read the subtitles and understand the meaning at the proper pace that theyre in
feels really good
Anonymous
>>95074 #
i'll only flee if the host country gives me gibs
Anonymous
>>95074 #
Probably not, but only because if there's a war in my country that means Russia has invaded, which would 100% mean I would just straight up die and it wouldn't accomplish much.
Anonymous
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I think it's time for the boys to get back together but this time, Norrland and Finland are invited
>>95084 #
Anonymous
i've spent the last 2 hours perfecting a route on bangkok to kill ONE target SA/SO, no knockouts.
wish you guys could've seen it ;___;7
>>95088 #
Anonymous
>>95088 #
if I complete the run as a perfect SA/SO, accident kills, no knockouts, I'll record it and upload it somewhere.

I can upload just fine, my internet is just unstable.
Anonymous
what if you stream with 500 bitrate 240p quality FRAPS.com BANDICAM 2 notepad tutorial style
>>95092 #
Anonymous
It sounds like a meme but I think this is one of the better songs I have ever heard
Its genuinely a 9.7 / 10 for me
Anonymous
Wow this song takes me back.
Anonymous
this part goes so hard
Anonymous
Its fire
Anonymous
#claude what does OSRS stand for
Old School RuneScape
Anonymous
portugato do you ever get caught on conjugation like vivemos (presente) and vivemos (pretérito) or is it always so obvious by context that you have never had to think about it?
Anonymous
>>95102 #
botting that game is genuinely so satisfying
You just write a little script to do all the things you would normally do by hand and then watch your little guy go and do those things and see the XP numbers go up
>>95104 #
Anonymous
Born to be a famous hitman streamer/speedrunner
Forced to have shitty Internet
>>95108 #>>95107 #
Anonymous
>>95104 #
i still do the quests by hand and that's the fun part :)
Anonymous
>>95105 #
you better not be the neko that streamed hitman
maybe like the DSP of hitman streamers
sorry that's mean im just joshin
>>95110 #
Anonymous
>>95108 #
hehehe i see what you did htere
Anonymous
>>95111 #
youre just a doubter. realnekos saw the Sapienza SA/SO run. Flawlessly executed, ingenius strats and perfect stats.
>>95113 #
Anonymous
>>95112 #
I wish I had recorded it, it was actually perfect. I could probably still do it from memory.

In every practice run it took me 5+ shots to destroy the virus. During the stream? ONE.
Anonymous
my streamer AngelThump BLoodTrail
Anonymous
now if only he could one tap in val he'd have a cute e girl gf by now
>>95117 #
Anonymous
elconn21 is at a tied world record on deep dip right now
he might be making history
>>95119 #
Anonymous
>>95115 #
I had a valorant wife for like 3 days. Oldnekos remember me talking about her. I loved her.
Anonymous
is your internet shit or is your paki neighbor stealing your internet
>>95120 #
Anonymous
>>95118 #
Pretty sure my new setup has a worse connection through the WiFi because I'm further from the box.
Anonymous
>>95119 #
https://www.twitch.tv/elconn21
spoiler he started the stream when he got up to the highest floor, 80% of the run was done offline. this means the run is invalid for the prize pool if he completes the map (it all has to be done on stream)
>>95122 #
Anonymous
>>95121 #
oh wow
i guess the experience of learning the top level is good though
>>95123 #
Anonymous
>>95122 #
yeah if he gets the last floor he will not only have experience of jumps that the rest dont have but also the confidence that he can complete it which is a good power to have
Anonymous
whoops
lol
Anonymous
he 100% got a slowdown on that ramp
dunno if he can save that on floor 13 I think he's on, probably needs to drop down a floor or two
or 5
or 16.....
Anonymous
I WAS HERE, ELGOD21, MY STREAMER. IVE FOLLOWED HER FOR YEARS.
Anonymous
with a little bit of cellotape over her flashlight that tok would be kino
its got that over-exposed chip feel to it but its a bit too strong so the auto exposure cant handle the blinding light
Anonymous
it must be so mentally exhausting to do this map
>>95133 #
Anonymous
>>95130 #
i could play with you but it might not be fun
im kinda known for being a god gamer round these parts
>>95134 #
Anonymous
>>95129 #
But then they check their bank account after every stream and realise they're making thousands a week doing this
Anonymous
>>95131 #
>>95132 #
In my mind based on the compartmentalization I have of all nekos, these posts are written by the same neko. But, I saw them being written at the same time.
This has thrown everything for a loop
>>95135 #
Anonymous
it's like that john lemon song where he song "and all the nekos live as one"
meaning we r all the same dude if u get what im saying
>>95137 #
Anonymous
>>95136 #
so its not gay for two nekos to work as sheep herders in the mountains together?
>>95141 #
Anonymous
Im the black sheep in the herd.
>>95139 #
Anonymous
I WOULD BE THE BALD SHEEP WITH A BARCODE TATTOO
>>95144 #
Anonymous
>>95141 #
yeah I thought about that too as I was writing it, very clever of those old old guys back in the uuh times
Anonymous
Can someone draw a herd? I'm struggling to visualise one atm
>>95145 #>>95146 #
Anonymous
>>95140 #
id be shawn the sheep
Anonymous
>>95146 #
cgpgrey ass flag design
Anonymous
>>95146 #
A-
You lost marks for not including the blue sky, and for your herd facing the wrong direction
>>95149 #
Anonymous
>>95148 #
blue sky? what's that? never seen one of those before
t. torrential rain haver
Anonymous
>>95145 #
to think such a beautiful woman would poop on her ex-husband's bed.
>>95152 #
Anonymous
we are back
Anonymous
>>95150 #
i think about it often....
Anonymous
I wish Roblox was a more popular game amongst the people I grew up with, it looks like so much fun to have all these one-off dumb games you can muck around on for an hour or two before moving on to the next adventure
and you can get cute little matching outfits with your friends
ugh... I am too old and dusty now
>>95154 #
23 and roblox is still a fun game for adults
>>95154 #>>95157 #
Anonymous
>>95153 #
bro how old are you neko? roblox is a teenage at best game
>>95153 #
Anonymous
>>95155 #
its fine we are getting there
Anonymous
>>95153 #
>roblox is still a fun game for adults
which game is?
Anonymous
i was playing some CS2 the other day and i had fun
Anonymous
Not to be hostile, but do NOT respond to me with that sickly latam
>>95163 #
Anonymous
bro any game on roblox you can prob find a better polished version somewhere else
>>95159 #
gta 5
>>95164 #
Anonymous
>>95162 #
no, neko, I don't want to play Stormtroopers Star Wars RP Dark RP on GMOD
I want to jump around and spin in circles
>>95166 #
Anonymous
>>95163 #
Brazilian women do laugh like that.
Anonymous
I'm missing so many posts without the desktop notifications
Anonymous
think of how fun it could be we would both be like all sweaty in the suits haha and it would stink lol and then you'd have to take off the suits to shower hahaha and stormtroopers probably have communal showers xD
>>95170 #>>95171 #
Anonymous
>>95168 #
romans had communal baths and would use the same sponge that use to clean their asses
Anonymous
>>95169 #
>>95168 #
btw guys i learned to type with my feet these are both me
Anonymous
>>95172 #
shipping you off to the retirement home you fucking fossil
Anonymous
Whenever I finish my donuts I quietly say
-5 Health
Anonymous
me when I eat spicy chinese food:
>+10 HEALTH!
also me when I eat spicy chense food:
>(Debuff) Upon expiration: take 50 damage
get it??? XD

This post was made by Bonald Posterior
Anonymous
my review of post 95181:
not a fan of this post
3/5
Anonymous
This is why we should vote for me >>95172 #
Anonymous
this elconn guy is pretty good at this game
Anonymous
Elconn more like 👍 vote for Bonald Posterior if you want to see the end of this joke 👍
>>95186 #
Anonymous
listen as an infrequent neko visitor i am a swing voter and that means you must bend to my will to win tis election
dazzle me boys
Anonymous
Bet you newfriends didn't even knew Elconn used to be a normal stream and had a microphone
>>95189 #
Anonymous
>>95188 #
your assumptions are correct and it makes me think you are very intelligent
>>95190 #
Anonymous
>>95189 #
He had a very monotone voice, which is a clear sign of autism
>>95192 #
Anonymous
>>95190 #
gotta have a bit of the ol 'tism to enjoy ice
Anonymous
Newfrogs don't even remember the bloody battle for quints.
Anonymous
mickaguy in his chat
Anonymous
I stole a get either on early sturd or 2chen accidentally just trying to upload a picture of a raccoon but the upload failed so it was an emtpy post
Anonymous
the only time gets ever impressed me was when I accidentally got quads on biz
it accidentally lined up really well thematically with a post that was made a few seconds prior (and I hadnt yet seen)
Anonymous
wait are there raccoons in europe
i have never thought about this
Anonymous
>>95200 #
raccoon global domination soon
Anonymous
if you reply you ate gay
>>95206 #
Anonymous
>>95203 #
I saw one of those this morning
It was sleeping by the curb on the highway 😴 🦊
>>95207 #
Anonymous
>>95206 #
Owned you with that one
Anonymous
>>95209 #
that's why its genus name is "nikacadus avocadus"
Anonymous
>>95212 #
you're damn right im still giggling
Anonymous
nikocado didnt even spread, ive seen the tapes
Anonymous
My life will change in 17 minutes
>>95216 #
Anonymous
>>95217 #
im across the atlantic ocean i think ill be good
Anonymous
>spend so much time listening to video game and anime soundtracks that sometimes I search "country theme" instead of anthem on youtube
its over
>>95222 #
Anonymous
>>95224 #
If it's so good, how come I don't remember anything past the allons enfant?
Anonymous
>>95200 #
Fun fact: the only reason japan is in the blue is because there was a hit children's book about the author's relationship with a raccoon
That caused people to mass import racoons as pets which is why they're an invasive species in japan
Anonymous
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here's rascal the racoon
apparently they turned it into a carton series too
Anonymous
augh I want to make a racoon, japan joke but I'm too lazy
Anonymous
>>95229 #
this is what happens when you stop being a nomadic chad hunter. the sedentary life turns you into a slop human
>>95248 #
Anonymous
Hmm, I wonder why was a post number skipped :D
Anonymous
>>95235 #
Only oldnekos (aka +2 months of website usage) can see the post
Anonymous
>>95231 #
live by the slop, die by the slop
Anonymous
>>93871 ➡ #
Hey man only saw your post now
That's wack
Anonymous
Upon further research, I'm sorry for sharing her toks and the link to their live.
I didn't knew better
>>95253 #
Anonymous
>>95253 #
Considering they were Polish, I pose the following question:
OnlyFans daughter or Femboy son?
>>95256 #
Anonymous
>>95255 #
I wonder which one is more likely to grow out of that phase
I think onlyfans daughter because it's only done out of a financial motivation and she'll quit if it stops making money.
Femboys do it because they want to.
>>95257 #
Anonymous
>>95257 #
I feel like this is true. They only ever start because horny dudes dm them asking for nudes and they want to cash in right?
>>95259 #
Anonymous
>>95258 #
Yeah but I think they seldom need the money, it's more of a teehee what if I took picture of myself and made guys pay for it type thing
>>95260 #>>95264 #
Anonymous
>>95259 #
women love money and shopping and buying things though
also those cosplays and wigs cost money too
Anonymous
I just thought about how I spent more mental effort coming up with stupid communist pick up lines yesterday morning than i ever spend trying to rizz up girls i can actually talk to
Anonymous
>>95259 #
>Yeah but I think they seldom need the mone
factually retarded post, northman sensors off the charts, kells needs a higher wall
>>95273 #
Anonymous
>>95266 #
>burger king crown
is this a dogwhistle
Anonymous
>>95223 #
[YouTube] ???
say it again mofo 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷
>>95269 #
Anonymous
>>95268 #
I hear this and I instantly think this is the anthem of an evil or bad country
I'm not sure if such associations were made BECAUSE we the anthems of foreign countries sound different and they're portrayed as antagonists in movies or something
>>95270 #
Anonymous
>>95269 #
hahaha fuck yeah man it's badass who cares if my country's evil or not
>>95271 #
Anonymous
>>95270 #
I meannn these things are all about signalling
The question is, is that what vibe you want to give off
>>95272 #
Anonymous
>>95271 #
this anthem was first written as a poem during the war of independence. the poem itself does not sound evil at all but the orchestra does.
one of my favourite lines says something along the lines of "civilization is a monster with a single fang left" fuuuck me my people were fucked up 100 years ago
now erdogan goes around says bullshit like ataturk should've bowed down to the western forces etc. fuuuuck him
>>95274 #
Anonymous
>>95264 #
It was not nice to wake up and read this post :(
Anonymous
>>95272 #
>civilization is a monster with a single fang left
as in they're the civilization? also, are you a turkish neko?
>>95275 #
Anonymous
>>95274 #
He means that the western civilization is the monster with a single fang left, and yes i'm a turkish neko
>>95276 #
Anonymous
>>95275 #
very cool
a dream of mine was always to visit istanbul and pet all the pretty cats there
>>95277 #
Anonymous
>>95276 #
make sure to reach out to me if you do man, would love to help a neko out
Anonymous
Brokeback Döner eating date
Anonymous
Im gonna watch the End of Evangelion and the movies, I heard that they are decent too
Anonymous
>>95282 #
Relatable (I have actually never bullied a fat person IRL) ((Well, depends on what you count as bullying))
That reminds me, how is your wait donutneko? I'm wondering if we already met in the middle, I'm at 86-86.5 rn.
>>95286 #
Anonymous
>>95284 #
I once called this really fat girl in my class in 8th grade a whale when she was being a cunt towards me and I regret it to this day
With that said, she did deserve it 100% though
Anonymous
We have turkish nekos on here? Please post turkish tokkers
>>95288 #
Anonymous
I think there is a python in my garden
Anonymous
i've got it, i've found a route for SA/SO/no knockouts/accident kills only on bangkok, now to just get THE RUN
Anonymous
cey is fine but she's been getting all political and has been involving herself in influencer drama. wish she would just cosplay and stay out of that stuff
Anonymous
>looking at the stuff tokfus post outside of cute toks
If I was doing that I would probably have around 0 tokfus, don't care about politics, they can do whatever they want as long as I don't have to see it.
Anonymous
just finished the End of Evangelion
made my view of the series increase tenfold. Amazing. Bravo, Mr. Nolan.
>>95294 #
Anonymous
>>95294 #
he's 14, I understand him for doing it even if it was despicable
Anonymous
I thought it was a great movie.
Anonymous
Im probably gonna watch the rebuilds soon as well, I heard theyre not as good but content is content
Anonymous
I avoid watching the rebuilds because I think they'll ruin the original for me. But I'll get to it at some point.
Anonymous
i did it, SA/SO NO KNOCKOUTS, Bangkok, in 8 minutes: 20 seconds, accident kills only, didn't erase security camera footage (was never spotted by a security camera)

now i need to find something else to do with my life.
>>95300 #
Anonymous
>>95299 #
did you do it fully independently or did you look up strats online?
>>95301 #
Anonymous
>>95300 #
i did not look up strats, and here's proof i did it.
well, it's too big to post here, so you'll just have to believe me :)
or wait, i shall upload the video to catbox, it's just over 7 minutes as i sped up a waiting section.
i didnt do it all in one attempt, when you see me save, it took me 4 attempts to do the next section, but you only get one save on master difficulty.
https://files.catbox.moe/ycs8pl.mp4

>>95302 #
yeah i came up with it myself, and im pretty proud of it, there's some really clean routing to get to jordan cross even before dexy gets upstairs.
>>95302 #>>96187 #
Anonymous
>>95301 #
if you came up with it all yourself then I am impressed, gg
Now let's see Boniposters route
>>95301 #
Anonymous
is it playing for you?
acabou >>95306 #
Anonymous
that briefcase was a good friend, it destroyed many cameras.
this rooftop routing is to avoid a guard patrol and the two gardeners. both nearly see me, which alerts them, but im gone before they do
2nd camera down, which draws the attention of that guy. he will pick up my briefcase and deliver it to the guards slower than i kill a target

some parkour.

now for the good routing upstairs
coin to distract these guys,
this guy never sees me
thats my target, jordan cross, i use the emetic syringe to make him sick, which causes him to go dizzy and go to his own bedroom to throw up, making for an easy drown kill
then i just reroute out, i throw a coin to distract those 2 guards, grab a letter opener to distract the 2 sound crew i needed to coin past earlier.
then i get a break as i wait for these 2 security guys to move out of the room
after this it's just rerouting right back to the first camera i destroyed, in the exact same way. there's a good bit where i jump up here, right as this guy leans, which means im behind him so he doesn't see it.

down to hotel lobby
>>95309 #
you are behind, this is liver commentary
>>95310 #
Anonymous
I missed the first minute its over I will never be able to SASO bangkok now
Anonymous
my internet lagged and now it's stuck on a pause menu for me too :/
>>95311 #
i could put it on synchtube if you are serious curious about watching it
>>95307 #
in the hotel lobby there are 2 security cameras, which is why i crouch and run into that guy until he lets me run through him.
outside i rush to poison the guard's drink, otherwise he will be right behind ken morgan.
i then position myself to shoot the lights when he's looking at the food, now alone as the guard is in the bathroom throwing up.

then i have to run to the basement, which is the only available escape route to me, it requires some good timing to distract the leftmost guard, as the right guard is either turned away or walking away, i get it on my 2nd try and escape :D
>>96187 #
Anonymous
catbox just doesnt work for me so I gave up
>>95310 #
Anonymous
it started working again just to show the silent assassin, suit only and silent assassin challenges that i completed.
thank you nekotv, very cool.
Anonymous
anyway, i did it, i completed a hard challenge in hitman :D

i like this SA/SO/No Knockouts a lot more than the SA/SO basic, because they don't play on master, and all they do is snipe targets across the map, which is pretty boring, this feels way more assassiny.
>>95314 #
she's kinda cute ngl, i would.
and she's pro palestine? AWOOOOOOOGA
Anonymous
reading through varg's stuff. Apparently he was in possession of explosives, was it a make shift bomb or what?
>>95316 #
Anonymous
>>95315 #
>Vikernes was arrested on 19 August 1993 in Bergen. The police found 150 kg of explosives and 3,000 rounds of ammunition in his home.
how did he get access to this stuff
Anonymous
>>95317 #
except for the norwegian-looking guy on the left.
as well as middle hippie.
the rest I'd consider running from in an alley.
I say this meaning no offense, of course. You're all cute
>>95318 #
kinda cute, yet so unsettling. I think it's mostly the
>stands in the background
>sunglasses
>the half smile half smirk
Anonymous
>>95318 #
it's him, the norwood reaper.
Anonymous
>>95322 #
thanks, I worked really hard on it.
Anonymous
>>95326 #
I know I just put in the identical gif, but it always mesmerises me how synched up the aliens are.
It's the same fucking video file, of course it's synched up, and yet I watch them for 2 full rotations every time.
>>95328 #
Anonymous
yeah im adding kpop into my playlists
the koreans have won. I kneel
Anonymous
People like to make fun of kpop but a lot of it is unironically good.
Anonymous
>>95335 #
I'm.. sorry?
I didn't mean to be.
Anonymous
welp, I'm out then. bye
Anonymous
i dont like cutting my hair, but when I do I go for the US marine look
>>95343 #
Anonymous
you guys ever get random muscle spasms? right now theres a muscle under my right armpit that keeps tensing every few seconds
>>95345 #
Anonymous
>>95344 #
Yes, it happens to all of us, I wouldn't worry about it.
>>95339 #
i cut my own hair so it's just kinda short mop.
Anonymous
Did anyone else think it was a little on the nose that he called his company 'Nightcrawler Productions llc'? Like, seriously, they couldn't think of anything better than the name of the film?
>>95348 #
Anonymous
I'm giving you a nightcrawl to tell you how I feel.
Anonymous
>>95347 #
>bacon
number 1 way to ruin a good burger., when will midwits stop adding inferior meat to a meal that is ALL about meat quality?
Anonymous
a new waffle place opened right by my apartment, my house constantly smells like chocolate and waffles. im so scared to get fat
>>95354 #
Anonymous
>>95353 #
thats how they got me, they opened a donut shop around the corner.
>>95357 #
Anonymous
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This is how waffles are supposed to be
A dash of jam and whipped cream
Anonymous
>>95354 #
were they good? that would be my downfall. thank god my local krispy kreme has a cute girl working so i can't indulge in buying more than 2
>>95358 #
Anonymous
>>95357 #
krispy kreme has cute girls working there and you get free donuts?
I know where i'm applying to next.
>>95359 #
Anonymous
>>95358 #
man if i didn't need money i would drop everything and just work there. i'm sure they let you make yourself coffee too
cute girls, coffee and donut. doesn't even sound like work.
>>95360 #
Anonymous
>>95359 #
I only drink decaf so the coffee thing isn't a big deal to me, but the cute boys and the free donuts is more than enough to make up for minimum wage slavery.
>>95361 #
Anonymous
>>95360 #
>cute boys
hehehe brokeback neko :3
Anonymous
if you nekos wanna meet a cute girl at your workplace, do NOT get a job as a forklift driver.
NO cute girls there. None. Zip. Ziltch. Nada.
They were all working 10 meters away in the mail and delivery department
>>95363 #
I think theyve closed all of those here
>>95363 #
Anonymous
>>95364 #
this joke would probably be worthy of the book of epic posts if i had ever played starcraft
Anonymous
Nekochen duel to the death in Starcraft 2 Wings of Liberty when?
Anonymous
my cute bald wife Kyedae is live
Anonymous
>join a tiktok live
>not even 30 seconds later someone in chat mentions they are from [my city]
AHHHHHHHHHH NOW SHE SAID IT, IT'S OVER, THEY'RE DOXXING ME, THE CIA ARE IN MY WALLS.
Anonymous
>join a tiktok live
>doesn't share the link with the nekos
I shiggy diggy
>>95370 #
Anonymous
>>95369 #
im glad a didn't, given that it would've just LOCATION DOXXED ME.
Anonymous
the typical one for me is
>click a tiktok live link someone posted on neko
>[MY TIKTOK NAME] has joined the chat.
>see that the stream has 8 viewers
>instantly close the tab and hope nobody checked
>>95372 #
Anonymous
>>95371 #
>CoolGuy1968 has joined the chat.
we all remember that time retirement home neko age doxxed himself this way.
>>95373 #
Anonymous
>>95372 #
lies, we're all in our twenties here
Anonymous
>RONALDOزنجيARABنيكو has joined the chat
Yup, no problem for me
>>95375 #>>95376 #
Anonymous
>>95374 #
CR7 CRITHIAN RONALDO AYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
>>95374 #
for me? it's David Beck Ham.
Anonymous
(does joining a live through neko actually makes you name show up in the chat?)
>>95378 #>>95380 #
Anonymous
>>95377 #
if youre logged into the website and you click a stream it will show your name in the chat when you join (until another person joins the live which can be instantly or take some time)
it does this even if you just scroll by their stream on the fyp but maybe you gotta press on the live to "open" it for that to happen then
>>95379 #
Anonymous
>>95378 #
Well, that shouldn't a problem anyway because we're all watching through neko so none of us is actually looking at chat, right? :)
>>95381 #
Anonymous
>>95377 #
if you mean the flv player then absolutely not
if you click on some tiktok link and tiktok shows ur username though, that's on you
Anonymous
>>95379 #
people have posted the tiktok links here before and I have clicked them out of curiousity
I am already doxxed. its overacabou
Anonymous
life tip for you nekos, use kitchen soap if you're ever in a situation where your ball sack gets stick in the zipper of your pants.
Anonymous
for me? wearing underwear
>>95384 #
Anonymous
>>95383 #
this one seems like better advice.
Anonymous
for me? buying pants in the hunting section of the sports store so i never wear jeans again
Anonymous
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i am still thinking about this tok
if you get with the right girl and tell her you like cosplays, she'll just get in a maid costume for you?
>>95389 #>>95388 #
Anonymous
zippers shouldnt even be in male pants/shorts wear.
>>95390 #
Anonymous
>>95386 #
I'm gonna let you in on a secret neko.
This didn't happen. This girl is cleverely 'simp maxxing' by making a video that points out she is single, and willing to do things for guys she likes.
Anonymous
>>95386 #
>girl
>get in a maid costume for you
aren't trannies the only ones who wear maid costumes nowadays?
Anonymous
>>95387 #
Button up jeans are so much beter
Anonymous
Also are the desktop notifications still broken or do I need to ctrl+f5+w+resetcachemaxx?
>>95392 #
Anonymous
>>95392 #
I don't get notification in this thread, but in the uhhhhh other thread we were last night I was getting them just fine
Anonymous
OHHHHHHH, i can fix that
didnt think about that
>>95394 #
Anonymous
Yes it's because your browser thinks it has seen all of these post ids before (because it has)
>>95399 #
Anonymous
oh that makes sense, it'll pass in a few days then
that also explains why it updates once every now and then, it was an ID belonging to a post made elsewhere that is now in this thread
Anonymous
>>95397 #
thats cool, i thought it was just broken, but if thats how it works thats actually so silly but makes a lot of sense.
computers are so cool, aren't they? whats your favourite computer?
Anonymous
Business idea:
Unban the Bonbi spammer so he makes 5000 new posts in a second and we get notifications again
>>95401 #
Anonymous
This guy just linked a Bonbi post
Mods, get him out of here
Anonymous
Bonbispammer? Yeah we all love him
Anonymous
>>95401 #
Mods? Kiss his cheeks.
Anonymous
>he doesnt believe aliens exist
you will be rudely awakened on the night of the 15th of August 2027, buddy.
Anonymous
alright i speedran fixing the new posts not showing thing, if you refresh it should be good now
>>95415 #
Anonymous
>>95407 #
do you think tesnhi the alien has a bf again yet?
Anonymous
>>95407 #
lol i saw this tokker too and I was gonna make this joke
Anonymous
I ctrl+f5'd and now the two latest posts don't show up as (You)'s 😢
>>95413 #>>95416 #
Anonymous
>>95412 #
yep, get cucked out of your nekocoins buddy.
Anonymous
(the notifications aren't showing though, might need to do a HARDER reset)
Anonymous
>>95409 #
if youre talking about the flavicon unread posts thing, still doesnt work for me
>>95416 #
Anonymous
Erm, someone post something NOW
>>95422 #
Anonymous
>>95416 #
still nothing but tbh we can just wait until this thread is filled
if we nekotv some videos itll pass quickly
>>95421 #
Anonymous
Yeah, I'm going to reset via developer tools
Pro-tip: Don't forget to save your custom css somewhere before doing this!!!!
Anonymous
>>95418 #
ok youve had your time to explain now let me get my room to speak, its my turn now.
Anonymous
>>95425 #
yeah i'm just gonna say it, she is looking really cute. I-

no but seriously look at her thigh holy shit i could live inside of that.
>>95427 #>>95429 #
Anonymous
>>95426 #
she could fit an entire migrant family in that
Anonymous
>>95426 #
she is built for living inside her thight
Anonymous
Yeah it's fixed, thanks nekomin :)
Anonymous
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I would stop being a tenshi fan if she was as fat as bonbi.
I know i'll get a lot of hate for saying this, but it had to be said.
Anonymous
>>95438 #
thanks. (you) me.
instead of telling me why my post was mentioned
love this place btw
make one post and get called weird.
make another and get a random comment
>>95442 #>>95444 #
Anonymous
>>95442 #
wtf do you want? why
Anonymous
>>95440 #
we dont talk about wanting to fuck tokkers here buddy, lurk more
>>95445 #
Anonymous
>>95446 #
then fucking explain instead.
are you shitting about the snoo snoo comment?
it was a pun on susu, didn't mean to imply fucking whatsoever. you're the one that took offense to it without explaining why.
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Anonymous
>>95446 #
>>95447 #
if you had commented on that instead of just kneejerk reacting with being weird I could have told you that wasn't my intention at all.
Anonymous
>>95447 #
there's better puns for susu, I would recommend the nekochen approved "snoozeu", which is a joke about the susu poster never posting her new toks, because he is sleepy.
>>95452 #
Anonymous
>>95450 #
ok. I'll keep that in mind before I speak
Anonymous
if this is that dictionary guy again ahahahah
Anonymous
>>95455 #
feel free to leave, this isnt a prison, we aren't keeping you here.

we dont even want you here.
>>95458 #
Anonymous
>>95457 #
no. I will stick around because of how terrible you are.
you pat yourselves on the back for being so fucking nice and inclusive
and yet you're just a place for circlejerking, giving people a bad time if they try to join.
>>95462 #
Anonymous
>you pay yourselves on the back for ____
we do none of that. Sure, we are nice and inclusive but thats only to people who make effort to fit in
>>95463 #
Anonymous
>>95456 #
>>95456 #
woops double clicked by accident cant cancel post, cant even respond dont know finlandese
Anonymous
be nice nekos
Anonymous
>>95458 #
it's an anonymous website, if you get shit for a post you make, you can just close tab, come back 2 hours later and try again, the fact that you do not want to try to fit in, and would rather dig a trench and demand everyone sucks your cock, shows you are a newfrog and need to hop on outta here.
>>95466 #
Anonymous
>>95459 #
you don't give people a chance to fit in.
it's weird comments on everything.
I have been here a while, I have had a, few, nice times.
but pretty often it just ends up with someone being hecking mean for, in my opinion, no reason
>>95464 #>>95465 #>>95477 #
Anonymous
>>95463 #
so me saying "stop being weird" isnt giving you a chance to change your behaviour?
Anonymous
>>95463 #
I have felt this too, you guys have to chill with the rudeness
Anonymous
>>95462 #
the reason I'm angry is because of being put down for stuff all the time.
I'm sorry I don't know what will trigger you to start messing with me.
I got pissed off because of it.
Anonymous
>>95432 #
to answer your question anyways things are a little bit werid because your browser thinks its seen or it hasn't seen a bunch of posts and thinks you're the op of posts that you didnt write atm
>>95471 #
Anonymous
>>95467 #
no, because there's so few here that it doesn't matter what I say, it takes you guys one or two posts until you know it's someone new.
>>95474 #>>95473 #
Anonymous
>>95469 #
Yes neko I was here. I was the one who went into developer tools to reset everything, It started working since, I recommend it to all my nekos!
Anonymous
>>95468 #
>the cuckbee cumming
laughs me every time
Anonymous
>>95470 #
you know new people have shown up, even recently, and they haven't been targeted? it is very possible for a new person to join neko, it must be a skill difference.
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Anonymous
>>95470 #
I cant tell if you are the guy that does these so take these tips as a grain of salt but things that easily make people stand out is doing something out of the norm, like posting HEVC, making jokes that wouldnt normally be made or just generally acting strange
obviously nobody can blend in 100% here but if you just take a moment to actually look at how things work here youll find your own groove eventually
>>95480 #
you can do whatever you want but we dont have to "accept" your way of posting and embrace you as one of us if you act like a weirdo
you cant just walk into a jazz club and start trying to get people to jam rock with you, can you?
>>95480 #>>96342 #
Anonymous
>>95473 #
Not that anon but it would cost you guys $0.00 to be a little bit less rude
Anonymous
>>95475 #
yes, i am a terrible person, you shouldn't want to post on the same site as me. did you know im banned from sturdy? you'll be safe there lil pup.
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Anonymous
>>95474 #
so I have to copy exactly how everyone already is? I can't bring anything new to the table, even if I'm trying to be nice?
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Anonymous
>>95480 #
you're just going to logical extremes. you obviously understand the point we have tried to make to you several times, it's an issue of board culture, we aren't nazis here. just don't write comments about wanting to fuck tokkers, or sexualise them (save for the few times where it is appropriate)
>>95483 #
Anonymous
>>95478 #
I hope you get banned from here too.
Anonymous
>>95481 #
I don't understand.
and again, I haven't wanted to say anything about fucking any tokker ever.
it was a fucking joke. if you can't see that then you're the one that's being weird.
>>95486 #>>95487 #
Anonymous
Do you guys have family members you love but them being low IQ you cant help but just "let god sort it out"?
>>95490 #
Anonymous
>>95483 #
if you make a joke where the punchline is "sex", people are gonna think you're talking about sex.
all the top scientists agree.
>>95488 #
Anonymous
>>95483 #
you might know its a joke but this is a website mainly used with text-based communication. if you make a joke that can be interpreted as sincerity due to its lack of context, someone might assume the worst
>>95491 #
you are the autist lol
>>95491 #
Anonymous
>>95486 #
the fucking punchline is that it's a reference to futurama, and a wordplay on su.
>>95489 #
Anonymous
>>95488 #
HAVE YOU SEEN FUTURAMA., DO YOU KNOW WHAT SNOO SNOO IS?
Anonymous
>>95484 #
I am that family member
Anonymous
>>95491 #
genuinely why are you here? you constantly fucking complain about the community not being welcoming.
>>95493 #
Anonymous
>it's the dictionary cuck again
lmao
>>95495 #
Anonymous
>>95497 #
Crab and Athena are TRAD and GAMERS, okay?
Anonymous
>>95503 #
it's like the facehugger alien
Anonymous
>>95512 #
we need diversity programs
Anonymous
>>95511 #
you'll get bored. bonbi schizo was genuinely schizophrenic and he got bored of trying to shit up this place. he also had better taste in 'fus than you.
>>95518 #
Anonymous
>>95512 #
why is he called latinxjak
Anonymous
>>95516 #
nope. it just became personal. I'll be more persistent than the autist schizo that is on sturdy/here for 15 hours a day.
Anonymous
>>95512 #
maybe you should be trans like the rest of us
Anonymous
with the post he just made above I'd say he fits in
lets see what else he decides to come up with and if the trend stays
>>95523 #
Anonymous
>>95522 #
I've made quite a few genuine attempts. had a really nice time talking philosophy the other day.
>>95524 #
Anonymous
>>95523 #
keep making posts like you did the other day and nobody will call you a newneko
>>95526 #