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Last thread: https://nekochen.net/tt/92770
the second post will be a claude post
the neko above me is going to look really silly when the historians roll through these threads looking for ancient wisdom
I will lose weight and make the fat haters look really silly when the historians roll through these threads looking for ancient wisdom
I post funky in new thread. I go to sleep.
Goodnight nekos :)
I must think long and hard about my gimmicks of olde, those dead before this time. I will bring them back and breath new life into their budding lungs yet again for this thread, in honour of the edition
first for thin tokkers
.clear
the site is back everyone, sorry for the brief interruption
Oh my science, am I the first? This is so epic!
I tried to add a tok of my own and got instead <html> <head> <title>500 Internal Server Error< I'm not going to write everything sorry
Trying to attach a tok
My test didn't work (attach)
test
Real nekomin here (real)
I'm not going to work on anything
Good night
ok we're back.
let's see if attach still works
We lost a week's worth of posts?
this is the first time I see this bug but I have a (You) on post I have not made
I guess because my cookies say I made those posts before they were deleted
idea: gang signs for nekochen
all those posts, lost like t-t-tears in the rain...
Glad we're back admin, thanks for keeping this place alive.
also if there's anyway we can help please let us know
the synced number is bugged for me, its 0/1 as im typing and 27 seconds after the guy above posted
👈 Reposted from MeguTV
top 3 chip for sure
👈 Reposted from MeguTV
one more and time for work
👈 Reposted from MeguTV
god please let my work now protect me from wageslaving, good day nekos
is sturdy working for you?
You've got my eyes
You've got my eyeeees
You'll never be mine
But you've got my eyes
we need a sleepydarla edition
Saw a dead fox on the highway earlier
RIP lil homie
>>94816 #
There's one post in this thread that I know I've made that has no (You) for me, one of the old ones ofc. Kinda strange seeing it, I wonder if it has any data associated with it when it comes to who made it or not since I can still see my posts in the older threads.
Hmmmm, 10 days, that probably means this isn't here yet.
>>94839 #
yeahhh so before it was saving the old posts ids from before the site came back up and giving you (You)s
so i just wiped all the (You)s in this thread and newer threads as a fix
>>94841 #
I assumed there was some stuff deleted, unless I went into a time vortex and neko was down for 9 days instead of like 2 and some hours.
Funny that reading my own post from 10 days ago immediately put me back into the frame of mind I've had back then, if someone tried to gaslight me and set that post to 2 days ago I would've believed it and just continued as normal.
just got a cloudflare host error
first good tok posted since nekochen came back up
Piercing on your lip it's perfect,
Never seen another girl this perfect,
Sticking out your tongue for the picture,
You're so pretty,
You're so popular,
I just want to be your sweetheart,
Fucking come here,
Give me your heart,
>copy pasting the lines in
yeah right buddy yeah right
So clover had a tiktok that was deleted, I uploaded it to neko, and didn't personally download it. Then neko goes down and a week's worth of posts are deleted?
Yeah, tiktok just wants to destroy that clover tok specifically.
>>94845 #
>first good tok posted since nekochen came back up
>insults the KINO funky tok that I've posted
Yeap, I know who I'm DEFINITELY NOT VOTING for
FUCK YOU
I am currently watching youtube videos made over 10 years ago
[YouTube] ??? kino
3 exams early next week. Think I am fucked nekos
>>94852 #
>maybe it could work on his constituents
It will definitely not work on me.
>>94854 #
I remember this AMV, but if I watched it a long long time ago or recently, I cannot recall
>>94856 #
No, they are tied to my job. I do get a resit but....not sure if there is a minimum mark requirement to qualify....
Need to rewind sleeping schedule by like 6 hours
Girl are you a communist because you’re making me think of a five year plan with you in my mind?
>>94865 #
Ok what about: Girl are you a communist because you’re making me want to share a life with you
>>94864 #
>>94866 #
She would love those. Or you can just use "must... protect... white race..." seemed to be equally as effective.
ok this one, i think if you quote something from these books she'll think you are intelligent
the previous image works much better with many more women though
I ain't a proletariat but baby you got me wanting to sieze your means of milk production
... no that one's too lewd actually
how do relationships work in socialism? does the government give me a cute gf?
>>94872 #
That one is pretty clever tbh, as in you might be able to actually pull this off.
>>94875 #
Same as regular? Well, I guess there's no actual socialist country now to see how it would work with modern model of dating but yea, pretty much same, maybe a bit better since there's plenty of hardships and relationships forge better in hard times.
sad, no cute gf...
ooooh also did you guys see our cute waifu from civil war is in the new alien movie?
>>94874 #
Using this one on shrivix, definitely.
>>94878 #
Funny thing, the only alien movie I've watched is the prometheus one. Me and my friends got an idiom from it, it's "doing the Prometheus" as in running in straight line from a dangerous thing that's barrelling towards you (also in a straight line)
hey girl are you a communist because I want you to seize my means of reproduction
girl, i'd watch over you like the chinese surveillence state
Pretty good, both laughed me.
hey girl are you jewish? because I want us to have a 2 date solution
These tokfu clones are getting out of hand
oh you guys are back, had the weirdest day yesterday
i get to post the new azra live on nekochen.net, home of the geowizard fanclub
Yea I've got nothing from funky, though I haven't checked today everything yet.
But look at this nice susu :)
I just shaved down 150-200g of hair
thats a lot of hair
I was here since last thursday
cutting my hair has made me look more buff but my neck looks thinner and I probably dont look as tall
pros and cons, shrimply put
>>94901 #
I cut my hair 10 days ago. PLEASE stop copying everything I do.
I post a cute 'fu, you start posting a cute 'fu.
I make funny posts, you start making funny posts.
I start eating 48 donuts a day, you start eating 48 donuts a day.
I become dictator of nekochen, you try to become dictator of nekochen.
Reminder, we watched this movie last saturday.
That day has been erased from the nekochen archive, so any and all references to this movie must STOP, as it officially never happened in this timeline.
>>94902 #
we all live in your shadow (its hard not to)
we kneel in your presence
>>94903 #
>Reminder, we watched this movie last saturday.
No we didnt? Last saturday we watched this movie and this move >>94661 ➡ #
you can check the threads if you dont trust me
Saturdayneko plays a weird Jake movie
Tuesdayneko plays a good Jake movie
Yeah I know who I'm voting for on July 4th
>>94905 #
Yeap, I'm still going to talk about caves and abbots and scripture and you can't do ANYTHING to stop me.
>>94907 #
wait before you po
its over... you couldve said "It's toeing the party line, not "towing"" and you would've boomed and zoomed him and he would shrimply had to resign in the argument (I looked it up in the dictionary)
>synced[0/1]
am i really the only nekonigga in here
its like that for me too and it doesnt show when new posts are made in the browser tab anymore but honestly I kind of like both of these accidental changes
Business idea: perform a complete personal language reform whereby I drastically reduce my use of intensifying words like "very" etc
So instead of saying 'That's very smart' and similar phrases, I would instead say 'That's smart'
Thoughts? Investors?
I was out walking earlier and it seems as if the heavy rains have been going on for long enough that they have eroded my forest trail. On top of this, the strong winds have snapped trees in half both width-wise and length wise, and then dumped them in the river or on nearby shrubbery.
>>94917 #
It's not too bad, its more like it has split up the wide path into two thinner paths with a small chasm snaking its way down the middle like a scar. it happened like 5 years ago as well so its not the first time this particular place has slightly washed away
>>94916 #
>heavy rain
JASOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONI'm sorry for the trail state neko, hopefully it'll get better, foresters will probably care for it maybe?
wait we're back? nekomin got the moolah? the dough? the greens?
Deep dip is so dead, there are literally only 5 people playing the real map with the plugin turned on worldwide. GG dipperbros we lost to league of legends
Funkyposter? Never liked him.
and funkyposter posts HEVC now? wow.. he sure has fallen off... he used to be such a cool guy too
they tell me i'm so humble :D
>>94928 #
>we made those songs up on the spot
Yea I get itIt's like Nibani Maesa making up the whole prophecy on the spot just to dupe you into killing yourself and yet somehow you survive, truly it was Azura's plan all along
This tok audio is about molag bal :D
>>94931 #
nooooo, azura is so hecking pogchamp and wholesome, she would never lie about prophecies
<-clueless
This audio is about Bonald Poster winning the 4th of July election
You taste like the 4th of July,
Malt liquor on your breath, my my
You can be the boss, neko,
You can be the boss
Post like a drunk neko, back on the sauce
You dictate a lot, you dictate a lot
Don't let it stop
>>94932 #
>This tok audio is about molag bal
Truly Acid has a great taste in games
>she would never lie about prophecies
Yeap, I have summarily confirmed it, it's true :)I've gotten so powerful, the countless hours listening to Morrowind essays, you might've not noticed but I have gotten the Nibani Maesa's the Wise woman of the Urshilaku name right on the first try. No Crassius Curio like neko can touch me at this point, I'm lorepilled.
>>94933 #
>You taste like the 4th of July,
>Malt liquor on your breath
Actually it is about the canon ending to TES III, whereinthe Khajit Nerevarine frees all the Dunmer from the oppression of the Dagoth Ur and they all celebrate freedom from Imperial yoke by drinking some quality local delicacies together (if you know you know)
#claude How I have missed you, babyError: I
and why are you stalking me, anon?
This caption is about how I DONT SUPPORT BONALD POSTERIOR
I support Bonald's posterior.
what was the post? I missed it (I was falling asleep in my chair)
oh I didnt see it because of css
nvm thought it was a case of livepost, delete and then empty post
Baby Hotline?
This audio is about Bonald's campaign staff reform
Left my vice pres' cus he toxic.
Got this new bitch, now we toxic
Can't cap, I be toxic (Damn)
0/1 synced
I am the last of the nekochen
BONALD JUST RESIGNED FROM THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE.
theres a trackmania player called Neko that currently has 25 out of 25 world records with the new car
who does he post?
He's french, so he obviously posts the only frenchfu that I know
omg i thought i'd never see my nekofriends again <3
I hate the idea of ozempic so much, I want fatties to stay fat forever so I can identify them from a distance
:D
midshi is LIVE. i repeat midshi is LIVE.
>twitch recommending me tenshi
it's so disgusting
It's raining hard here. very comfy
taking a nap only gave me a headache what the duck
update on house
seller decided to be a prick and not budge so i sent him a cancellation contract and then he changed his mind
i close on friday :)
>>94974 #
Yea I decided to take a short nap since it started raining and I don't feel like it helped at all. Thankfully no headache like you neko, sorry to hear that.
>>94975 #
>seller decided to be a prick and not budge
How? Did he get that another appraisal done?
>>94975 #
>so i sent him a cancellation contract and then he changed his mind
power move. gg wp
do you get the lower price and bank-approved loan too?
>>94977 #
yup :)
>>94976 #
basically appraisal came in lower than the agreed price which means the bank would give me a loan for the full amount, deal breaker for me
but i managed to make him agree to the lower price :)
>>94979 #
i tried playing the other day and i was so rusty....
i have barely been playing any games for the last like 6 months
>>94978 #
I havent played in so long nor have I really played much at all lately, only game I played except for braindead league autopilot grinding was Nier: Automata but I've been a tee-total for the last 2 months now almost
its over. the game grinding days are past me. i am old and dusty now. delapitated. washed...
>>94980 #
please do not call yourself dusty when i am several years older than you......
nier is really good though, did you beat it?
>>94981 #
yeah I played about 40-45 hours in a bit less than 3 days and 100%ed it
have planned on reading all of the data entries and lore stuff some day, maybe watch the nier anime and then go on to playing Nier Replicant v1.22 remastered thingy, maybe the old drakengard games too
I loved Nier so much, great game
>>94982 #
i think im pretty satisfied with what automata had but i would be lying if i said i wasnt interested in the backstory of it all
but yeah it was fantastic, a game that wasnt afraid to experiment
>>94983 #
I fear that I got too emotionally invested into the story to the point where I have to play the other games too. Not out of just pure obligation but because I want to so find out everything else about the universe so much that it's the only logical explanation
When I read up all of the lore about Devola and Popola, mainly from the in-game logs that I discoveredbut also from their chapter, I felt so bad for them.
>>94986 #
I could do that
how cringe is tenshi
tenshi is not cringe at all
would anyone like to watch a 20 minute video about a 50 year old mexican mother hunting down cartel members for killing her daughter
.play [YouTube] ???
whats the old saying, there is no wrath like a woman scorned or something like that?
What's stopping cartels from unifying into a yakuza style mafia. Surely turning into a monopoly is better than violently competiting with each other.
the same reason that bonald and acidpoofter dont join together. the men at the top want their power and dont like sharing
they really had a cartel goon named "La Barbie"
maybe he was an australian who used to host neighbourhood barbecues in los angeles
thanks for the two (You)s buddy, going to use those 2 000 nekocoins to fund the campaign effort
>>95000 #
Have another 1000 on the house, I'm feeling generous. I'm in a good mood.
Remember when I said my life was going to irreversibly change for the better? It did.
I got a notification for a new post for the first time
oh, you got a hair transplant appointment? yeah I see why your life would irreversibly change for the better
happy for you, golfball
I thought this video was going to be about her killing those cartel members
she, at 56, tackled a man?
wp gg
Amlo let prisoners out? what's his problem
Miriam.... no....
gun abusers...
>Work your ass off in a god forsaken country to get justice against your daughter's killers
>President lets them go.
Life is insanely unfair.
>>95010 #
i've gone back to hitman in the last few days, been grinding out challenges to master each map in hitman 1. that game is so much fun.
okay I could stream it in like 20minutes I guess...
theres a new sleepydarla unposted sleeepydarla awoogadarla
yeah, im not posting the new sleepydarla.
postin the new boni
What mission should I do?
Colorado
Bangkok
Japan
Marrakesh
bangkok lets gooooooooo rare new map
bangkok is the hardest mission to SA/SO according to that one fella
are you going for SA/SO runs? if so you can pick what map you wanna play yourself since its a bit of a task to do saso
tesnhi has a swedish player in her team I heard it in the first 2 words he spoke
this tenshi girl is still streaming. she doesnt have a life.
>>95029 #
I guess I could do SA/SO runs if you're interested in that. I can do Paris/Sapienza I'm certain, but I'm probably going to run new maps
New germ
New germ
are they not in boland anymore?
who is this swedish man in tenshi's stream
>we have a swedish neko
>we have a tenshi simping neko
>tenshi now has a swedish guy on her team
it must be connected.
can you guys spot who the swede in tenshis team is?
actually there might be 2
It's been 21 minutes
21 minutes since what?
ITS LIVE
?
wtf neko just showed me that there was an unread post on the little tab header
... good night
business idea: Uber kills, an uber service where you hire the nearest assassin for the hit you want. It's my way of undercutting agent 47's service
sigh, is it buffering for everyone or just me 😔
>>95050 #
great, that means I don't have to get out of bed and connect the internet cable 😀
I am 40 seconds behind according to the stats tab
i
im sorry, ill try one more time but if it buffers and stream goes down again i will quit streaming.
Here we are, Bangkok, Thailand.
cancelling the stream. genuinely sorry nekos, my internet is fucking shit lately., i would've liked to hang out with you for a while.
fucking weeb poofter
[YouTube] ???
im gonna have to cancel ani mondays and ani tuesdays at this rate.
fucking WEEBS
.play [YouTube] ???
KINO
>>95061 #
if you send what you want to stream by messenger pigeon I can stream them if your internet is bad on a given day
this is my 3rd favourite gachi
tied 1st place with Corridors of Darkholme and Haru Yo Koi (♂Right♂Version♂)
>>95064 #I also kinda want a break from the movie nights, 3 nights a week for neko was a bit excessive.
Nekonights are so over...
End of Neko
.play Komm Susser Todd
#d2 (2)
some day I will watch all of Eva with portuguese subs
holy kino
Ill probably watch the movie with english subs first so I can actually enjoy the movie and then one day Ill go through the series and movie with portuguese subs
reason for this is that I have to occasionally pause to look up words like apagada and it ruins the flow a bit but I am surprised at the fact that I can, in cases where I know all the words, read the subtitles and understand the meaning at the proper pace that theyre in
feels really good
if your country went to war would you flee?
I mean, the song isnt that bad but I fear she has gone crazyreply or all that happens to you TONIGHT
I think it's time for the boys to get back together but this time, Norrland and Finland are invited
the one neko that understands this might find it as funny as I did
i've spent the last 2 hours perfecting a route on bangkok to kill ONE target SA/SO, no knockouts.
wish you guys could've seen it ;___;7
what if you stream with 500 bitrate 240p quality FRAPS.com BANDICAM 2 notepad tutorial style
>>95091 #
.play [YouTube] ???
It sounds like a meme but I think this is one of the better songs I have ever heard
Its genuinely a 9.7 / 10 for me
Wow this song takes me back.
unironically feel like crying listening to this
this part goes so hard
Its fire
what hits me is OSRS music and Oblivion music
#claude what does OSRS stand forOld School RuneScape
portugato do you ever get caught on conjugation like vivemos (presente) and vivemos (pretérito) or is it always so obvious by context that you have never had to think about it?
>>95102 #
botting that game is genuinely so satisfying
You just write a little script to do all the things you would normally do by hand and then watch your little guy go and do those things and see the XP numbers go up
Born to be a famous hitman streamer/speedrunner
Forced to have shitty Internet
>>95105 #
you better not be the neko that streamed hitman
maybe like the DSP of hitman streamers
sorry that's mean im just joshin
>>95111 #
youre just a doubter. realnekos saw the Sapienza SA/SO run. Flawlessly executed, ingenius strats and perfect stats.
my streamer AngelThump BLoodTrail
now if only he could one tap in val he'd have a cute e girl gf by now
elconn21 is at a tied world record on deep dip right now
he might be making history
is your internet shit or is your paki neighbor stealing your internet
>>95119 #
https://www.twitch.tv/elconn21
spoilerhe started the stream when he got up to the highest floor, 80% of the run was done offline. this means the run is invalid for the prize pool if he completes the map (it all has to be done on stream)
whoops
lol
he 100% got a slowdown on that ramp
dunno if he can save that on floor 13 I think he's on, probably needs to drop down a floor or two
or 5
or 16.....
I WAS HERE, ELGOD21, MY STREAMER. IVE FOLLOWED HER FOR YEARS.
someone get this tokter a new cell phone for sneed's sake
with a little bit of cellotape over her flashlight that tok would be kino
its got that over-exposed chip feel to it but its a bit too strong so the auto exposure cant handle the blinding light
it must be so mentally exhausting to do this map
tfw no neko to play silly roblox games with
>>95130 #
i could play with you but it might not be fun
im kinda known for being a god gamer round these parts
>>95131 #
>>95132 #
In my mind based on the compartmentalization I have of all nekos, these posts are written by the same neko. But, I saw them being written at the same time.
This has thrown everything for a loop
it's like that john lemon song where he song "and all the nekos live as one"
meaning we r all the same dude if u get what im saying
Im the black sheep in the herd.
I WOULD BE THE BALD SHEEP WITH A BARCODE TATTOO
Can someone draw a herd? I'm struggling to visualise one atm
>>95146 #
A-
You lost marks for not including the blue sky, and for your herd facing the wrong direction
we are back
I wish Roblox was a more popular game amongst the people I grew up with, it looks like so much fun to have all these one-off dumb games you can muck around on for an hour or two before moving on to the next adventure
and you can get cute little matching outfits with your friends
ugh... I am too old and dusty now
>>95154 #23 and roblox is still a fun game for adults
>23
I am the oldest neko here
i was playing some CS2 the other day andi had fun
Not to be hostile, but do NOT respond to me with that sickly latam
>>95162 #
no, neko, I don't want to play Stormtroopers Star Wars RP Dark RP on GMOD
I want to jump around and spin in circles
I'm missing so many posts without the desktop notifications
think of how fun it could be we would both be like all sweaty in the suits haha and it would stink lol and then you'd have to take off the suits to shower hahaha and stormtroopers probably have communal showers xD
writing a post as the guy above me is writing to prove that I would not write such a sick and twisted post
I'm 24.
I live in Skegness, England.
I post Acidroomcos.
Please vote for me on the 4th of July.
the neko communal poop stick
im going to start saying this
Whenever I finish my donuts I quietly say
-5 Health
me when I eat spicy chinese food:
>+10 HEALTH!
also me when I eat spicy chense food:
>(Debuff) Upon expiration: take 50 damage
get it??? XD
This post was made by Bonald Posterior
my review of post 95181:
not a fan of this post
3/5
this elconn guy is pretty good at this game
Elconn more like 👍 vote for Bonald Posterior if you want to see the end of this joke 👍
listen as an infrequent neko visitor i am a swing voter and that means you must bend to my will to win tis election
dazzle me boys
Bet you newfriends didn't even knew Elconn used to be a normal stream and had a microphone
arm pit loverbros... what are we feeling rn?
Newfrogs don't even remember the bloody battle for quints.
mickaguy in his chat
I stole a get either on early sturd or 2chen accidentally just trying to upload a picture of a raccoon but the upload failed so it was an emtpy post
the only time gets ever impressed me was when I accidentally got quads on biz
it accidentally lined up really well thematically with a post that was made a few seconds prior (and I hadnt yet seen)
wait are there raccoons in europe
i have never thought about this
not established here but "can occasionally be found countryside"
Red is native, blue is "introduced species"
this is the red fox's range it's one of the widest natural ranges
if you reply you ate gay
he thinks he's funny
nikocado didnt even spread, ive seen the tapes
My life will change in 17 minutes
americans be like: yeah I finished baking the cinnamon buns but man I think I got a rug burn
>spend so much time listening to video game and anime soundtracks that sometimes I search "country theme" instead of anthem on youtube
its over
There isn't a single good country's anthem
here's rascal the racoon
apparently they turned it into a carton series too
augh I want to make a racoon, japan joke but I'm too lazy
came across a funny headline yesterday
>>95229 #
this is what happens when you stop being a nomadic chad hunter. the sedentary life turns you into a slop human
Hmm, I wonder why was a post number skipped :D
what was the post
👈 Reposted from MeguTV
posted from my hard drive
Upon further research, I'm sorry for sharing her toks and the link to their live.
I didn't knew better
>>95253 #
Considering they were Polish, I pose the following question:
OnlyFans daughter or Femboy son?
>>95255 #
I wonder which one is more likely to grow out of that phase
I think onlyfans daughter because it's only done out of a financial motivation and she'll quit if it stops making money.
Femboys do it because they want to.
>>95257 #
I feel like this is true. They only ever start because horny dudes dm them asking for nudes and they want to cash in right?
>>95258 #
Yeah but I think they seldom need the money, it's more of a teehee what if I took picture of myself and made guys pay for it type thing
I just thought about how I spent more mental effort coming up with stupid communist pick up lines yesterday morning than i ever spend trying to rizz up girls i can actually talk to
i should sleep
>>95259 #
>Yeah but I think they seldom need the mone
factually retarded post, northman sensors off the charts, kells needs a higher wall
this must be where the piercings started
:D
>>95223 #
[YouTube] ???
say it again mofo 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷
>>95268 #
I hear this and I instantly think this is the anthem of an evil or bad country
I'm not sure if such associations were made BECAUSE we the anthems of foreign countries sound different and they're portrayed as antagonists in movies or something
>>95270 #
I meannn these things are all about signalling
The question is, is that what vibe you want to give off
>>95271 #
this anthem was first written as a poem during the war of independence. the poem itself does not sound evil at all but the orchestra does.
one of my favourite lines says something along the lines of "civilization is a monster with a single fang left" fuuuck me my people were fucked up 100 years ago
now erdogan goes around says bullshit like ataturk should've bowed down to the western forces etc. fuuuuck him
>>95272 #
>civilization is a monster with a single fang left
as in they're the civilization? also, are you a turkish neko?
>>95274 #
He means that the western civilization is the monster with a single fang left, and yes i'm a turkish neko
Brokeback Döner eating date
Im gonna watch the End of Evangelion and the movies, I heard that they are decent too
Reach out to me too 😈
Fathaternekos I have found a tok for us
>>95282 #
Relatable (I have actually never bullied a fat person IRL) ((Well, depends on what you count as bullying))
That reminds me, how is your wait donutneko? I'm wondering if we already met in the middle, I'm at 86-86.5 rn.
Jakebros, it's up
We have turkish nekos on here? Please post turkish tokkers
I think there is a python in my garden
i've got it, i've found a route for SA/SO/no knockouts/accident kills only on bangkok, now to just get THE RUN
cey is fine but she's been getting all political and has been involving herself in influencer drama. wish she would just cosplay and stay out of that stuff
>looking at the stuff tokfus post outside of cute toks
If I was doing that I would probably have around 0 tokfus, don't care about politics, they can do whatever they want as long as I don't have to see it.
just finished the End of Evangelion
made my view of the series increase tenfold. Amazing. Bravo, Mr. Nolan.
I thought it was a great movie.
Im probably gonna watch the rebuilds soon as well, I heard theyre not as good but content is content
I avoid watching the rebuilds because I think they'll ruin the original for me. But I'll get to it at some point.
i did it, SA/SO NO KNOCKOUTS, Bangkok, in 8 minutes: 20 seconds, accident kills only, didn't erase security camera footage (was never spotted by a security camera)
now i need to find something else to do with my life.
>>95300 #
i did not look up strats, and here's proof i did it.
well, it's too big to post here, so you'll just have to believe me :)
or wait, i shall upload the video to catbox, it's just over 7 minutes as i sped up a waiting section.
i didnt do it all in one attempt, when you see me save, it took me 4 attempts to do the next section, but you only get one save on master difficulty.
https://files.catbox.moe/ycs8pl.mp4
>>95302 #
yeah i came up with it myself, and im pretty proud of it, there's some really clean routing to get to jordan cross even before dexy gets upstairs.
yes.
that briefcase was a good friend, it destroyed many cameras.
this rooftop routing is to avoid a guard patrol and the two gardeners. both nearly see me, which alerts them, but im gone before they do
2nd camera down, which draws the attention of that guy. he will pick up my briefcase and deliver it to the guards slower than i kill a target
some parkour.
now for the good routing upstairs
coin to distract these guys,
this guy never sees me
thats my target, jordan cross, i use the emetic syringe to make him sick, which causes him to go dizzy and go to his own bedroom to throw up, making for an easy drown kill
then i just reroute out, i throw a coin to distract those 2 guards, grab a letter opener to distract the 2 sound crew i needed to coin past earlier.
then i get a break as i wait for these 2 security guys to move out of the room
after this it's just rerouting right back to the first camera i destroyed, in the exact same way. there's a good bit where i jump up here, right as this guy leans, which means im behind him so he doesn't see it.
down to hotel lobby
>>95309 #
you are behind, this is liver commentary
I missed the first minute its over I will never be able to SASO bangkok now
are you live commentating or writing what youre gonna do? its on a pause menu for me
my internet lagged and now it's stuck on a pause menu for me too :/
>>95311 #
i could put it on synchtube if you are serious curious about watching it
>>95307 #
in the hotel lobby there are 2 security cameras, which is why i crouch and run into that guy until he lets me run through him.
outside i rush to poison the guard's drink, otherwise he will be right behind ken morgan.
i then position myself to shoot the lights when he's looking at the food, now alone as the guard is in the bathroom throwing up.
then i have to run to the basement, which is the only available escape route to me, it requires some good timing to distract the leftmost guard, as the right guard is either turned away or walking away, i get it on my 2nd try and escape :D
catbox just doesnt work for me so I gave up
it started working again just to show the silent assassin, suit only and silent assassin challenges that i completed.
thank you nekotv, very cool.
anyway, i did it, i completed a hard challenge in hitman :D
i like this SA/SO/No Knockouts a lot more than the SA/SO basic, because they don't play on master, and all they do is snipe targets across the map, which is pretty boring, this feels way more assassiny.
>>95314 #
she's kinda cute ngl, i would.
and she's pro palestine? AWOOOOOOOGA
the swedenthread had a meetup on the national day
reading through varg's stuff. Apparently he was in possession of explosives, was it a make shift bomb or what?
>>95317 #
except for the norwegian-looking guy on the left.
as well as middle hippie.
the rest I'd consider running from in an alley.
I say this meaning no offense, of course. You're all cute
>>95318 #
kinda cute, yet so unsettling. I think it's mostly the
>stands in the background
>sunglasses
>the half smile half smirk
susu? Not a fan of dutch people
ok
>>95326 #
I know I just put in the identical gif, but it always mesmerises me how synched up the aliens are.
It's the same fucking video file, of course it's synched up, and yet I watch them for 2 full rotations every time.
yeah im adding kpop into my playlists
the koreans have won. I kneel
People like to make fun of kpop but a lot of it is unironically good.
Susu susu pernova
welp, I'm out then. bye
I'll be there for you when your wings break
Letting go of you that's a heartbreak
what kind of haircuts do nekos have?
i dont like cutting my hair, but when I do I go for the US marine look
you guys ever get random muscle spasms? right now theres a muscle under my right armpit that keeps tensing every few seconds
Did anyone else think it was a little on the nose that he called his company 'Nightcrawler Productions llc'? Like, seriously, they couldn't think of anything better than the name of the film?
just ate this, waffles dont go well with mayo, mid/10
I'm giving you a nightcrawl to tell you how I feel.
a new waffle place opened right by my apartment, my house constantly smells like chocolate and waffles. im so scared to get fat
👈 Reposted from MeguTV
This is how waffles are supposed to be
A dash of jam and whipped cream
>>95354 #
were they good? that would be my downfall. thank god my local krispy kreme has a cute girl working so i can't indulge in buying more than 2
>>95357 #
krispy kreme has cute girls working there and you get free donuts?
I know where i'm applying to next.
>>95358 #
man if i didn't need money i would drop everything and just work there. i'm sure they let you make yourself coffee too
cute girls, coffee and donut. doesn't even sound like work.
>>95359 #
I only drink decaf so the coffee thing isn't a big deal to me, but the cute boys and the free donuts is more than enough to make up for minimum wage slavery.
if you nekos wanna meet a cute girl at your workplace, do NOT get a job as a forklift driver.
NO cute girls there. None. Zip. Ziltch. Nada.
They were all working 10 meters awayin the mail and delivery department
>>95363 #
I think theyve closed all of those here
This dumbass is all out of vespene gas... What is he doing???
Nekochen duel to the death in Starcraft 2 Wings of Liberty when?
my cute bald wife Kyedae is live
>join a tiktok live
>not even 30 seconds later someone in chat mentions they are from [my city]
AHHHHHHHHHH NOW SHE SAID IT, IT'S OVER, THEY'RE DOXXING ME, THE CIA ARE IN MY WALLS.
>join a tiktok live
>doesn't share the link with the nekos
I shiggy diggy
the typical one for me is
>click a tiktok live link someone posted on neko
>[MY TIKTOK NAME] has joined the chat.
>see that the stream has 8 viewers
>instantly close the tab and hope nobody checked
>>95371 #
>CoolGuy1968 has joined the chat.
we all remember that time retirement home neko age doxxed himself this way.
>RONALDOزنجيARABنيكو has joined the chat
Yup, no problem for me
(does joining a live through neko actually makes you name show up in the chat?)
>>95377 #
if youre logged into the website and you click a stream it will show your name in the chat when you join (until another person joins the live which can be instantly or take some time)
it does this even if you just scroll by their stream on the fyp but maybe you gotta press on the live to "open" it for that to happen then
>>95378 #
Well, that shouldn't a problem anyway because we're all watching through neko so none of us is actually looking at chat, right? :)
life tip for you nekos, use kitchen soap if you're ever in a situation where your ball sack gets stick in the zipper of your pants.
for me? wearing underwear
for me? buying pants in the hunting section of the sports store so i never wear jeans again
i am still thinking about this tok
if you get with the right girl and tell her you like cosplays, she'll just get in a maid costume for you?
zippers shouldnt even be in male pants/shorts wear.
Also are the desktop notifications still broken or do I need to ctrl+f5+w+resetcachemaxx?
OHHHHHHH, i can fix that
didnt think about that
Yes it's because your browser thinks it has seen all of these post ids before (because it has)
oh that makes sense, it'll pass in a few days then
that also explains why it updates once every now and then, it was an ID belonging to a post made elsewhere that is now in this thread
Business idea:
Unban the Bonbi spammer so he makes 5000 new posts in a second and we get notifications again
This guy just linked a Bonbi post
Mods, get him out of here
Bonbispammer? Yeah we all love him
If only girls like this existed outside of the internet :/
>he doesnt believe aliens exist
you will be rudely awakened on the night of the 15th of August 2027, buddy.
Tenshi? Yeah, I like her
alright i speedran fixing the new posts not showing thing, if you refresh it should be good now
I ctrl+f5'd and now the two latest posts don't show up as (You)'s 😢
(the notifications aren't showing though, might need to do a HARDER reset)
Erm, someone post something NOW
>>95416 #
still nothing but tbh we can just wait until this thread is filled
if we nekotv some videos itll pass quickly
Yeah, I'm going to reset via developer tools
Pro-tip: Don't forget to save your custom css somewhere before doing this!!!!
bonbi is really imposing
>>95425 #
yeah i'm just gonna say it, she is looking really cute. I-
no but seriously look at her thigh holy shit i could live inside of that.
Talking about big things, look at this giantess LATAM than I found on my fyp a week ago
I just got notified for these last two posts 🤨
Yeah it's fixed, thanks nekomin :)
I would stop being a tenshi fan if she was as fat as bonbi.
I know i'll get a lot of hate for saying this, but it had to be said.
ig she wants to be fucked
>>95438 #
thanks. (you) me.
instead of telling me why my post was mentioned
love this place btw
make one post and get called weird.
make another and get a random comment
>>95446 #
then fucking explain instead.
are you shitting about the snoo snoo comment?
it was a pun on susu, didn't mean to imply fucking whatsoever. you're the one that took offense to it without explaining why.
>>95447 #
there's better puns for susu, I would recommend the nekochen approved "snoozeu", which is a joke about the susu poster never posting her new toks, because he is sleepy.
if this is that dictionary guy again ahahahah
my wired headphones are on their last legs, it's been a good 4 years but i think i need to get new ones. my left ear plays no sound unless i pull the wire at an angle.
>>95455 #
feel free to leave, this isnt a prison, we aren't keeping you here.
we dont even want you here.
>>95457 #
no. I will stick around because of how terrible you are.
you pat yourselves on the back for being so fucking nice and inclusive
and yet you're just a place for circlejerking, giving people a bad time if they try to join.
>you pay yourselves on the back for ____
we do none of that. Sure, we are nice and inclusive but thats only to people who make effort to fit in
be nice nekos
>>95458 #
it's an anonymous website, if you get shit for a post you make, you can just close tab, come back 2 hours later and try again, the fact that you do not want to try to fit in, and would rather dig a trench and demand everyone sucks your cock, shows you are a newfrog and need to hop on outta here.
>>95459 #
you don't give people a chance to fit in.
it's weird comments on everything.
I have been here a while, I have had a, few, nice times.
but pretty often it just ends up with someone being hecking mean for, in my opinion, no reason
I suggest you stop engaging in this argument and just pretend like you just opened the tab
we wont know who you are and then you get another chance like that. its like magic
hello nekochen, have you seen this funny bee video
>>95432 #
to answer your question anyways things are a little bit werid because your browser thinks its seen or it hasn't seen a bunch of posts and thinks you're the op of posts that you didnt write atm
>>95467 #
no, because there's so few here that it doesn't matter what I say, it takes you guys one or two posts until you know it's someone new.
>>95470 #
you know new people have shown up, even recently, and they haven't been targeted? it is very possible for a new person to join neko, it must be a skill difference.
>>95470 #
I cant tell if you are the guy that does these so take these tips as a grain of salt but things that easily make people stand out is doing something out of the norm, like posting HEVC, making jokes that wouldnt normally be made or just generally acting strange
obviously nobody can blend in 100% here but if you just take a moment to actually look at how things work here youll find your own groove eventually
>>95480 #
you can do whatever you want but we dont have to "accept" your way of posting and embrace you as one of us if you act like a weirdo
you cant just walk into a jazz club and start trying to get people to jam rock with you, can you?
>>95475 #
yes, i am a terrible person, you shouldn't want to post on the same site as me. did you know im banned from sturdy? you'll be safe there lil pup.
>>95474 #
so I have to copy exactly how everyone already is? I can't bring anything new to the table, even if I'm trying to be nice?
>>95480 #
you're just going to logical extremes. you obviously understand the point we have tried to make to you several times, it's an issue of board culture, we aren't nazis here. just don't write comments about wanting to fuck tokkers, or sexualise them (save for the few times where it is appropriate)
>>95481 #
I don't understand.
and again, I haven't wanted to say anything about fucking any tokker ever.
it was a fucking joke. if you can't see that then you're the one that's being weird.
Do you guys have family members you love but them being low IQ you cant help but just "let god sort it out"?
bree said this to new neko
>>95483 #
if you make a joke where the punchline is "sex", people are gonna think you're talking about sex.
all the top scientists agree.
>>95483 #
you might know its a joke but this is a website mainly used with text-based communication. if you make a joke that can be interpreted as sincerity due to its lack of context, someone might assume the worst
>>95491 #
you are the autist lol
>>95491 #
genuinely why are you here? you constantly fucking complain about the community not being welcoming.
>it's the dictionary cuck again
lmao
>>95494 #
I found him out earlier and he tried telling me to go suck cock and that I was an old man and a pedo
SIMONE NOOOO
I'll also joke about snoo snoo every time susu is posted.
YOU GUYS PAT YOURSELVES ON THE BACK FOR BEING NICE AND INCLUSIVE BUT YOU GUYS ARENT INCLUDING MEEEEE
>>95511 #
you'll get bored. bonbi schizo was genuinely schizophrenic and he got bored of trying to shit up this place. he also had better taste in 'fus than you.
this thread is too funny
with the post he just made above I'd say he fits in
lets see what else he decides to come up with and if the trend stays
>>95522 #
I've made quite a few genuine attempts. had a really nice time talking philosophy the other day.
gonna go brew a cuppa actually
When I was 14 I started playing a video game called Space Station 13, it's an online roleplaying game in an ancient video game engine, it runs like shit, it's ugly as sin, but there's quite a lot of freedom in what you can do. I played on one of the 4chan servers at the time, and over about 3 years I developed a reputation as a hothead that would argue with the admins on the forums over interpretations of the rules. It led to me getting in trouble, eating bans here and there, until eventually the head admin just used "rule 0" to ban me. Rule 0 being, they can ban you at any time, for any reason, if they think it'd make the game better.
So, I got banned, I tried to appeal it multiple times but every admin was sick of my shit, because I gave them more work, I loved to argue on the forums, even over stuff that wasn't that important. I'd always be ready to show up with a 🤓👆🏻 um acktually. So I got banned from a game that was genuinely very fun, and I was never able to play it again. All because I wanted to try, I dunno, use the letter of the rules to prove how smart I am or some shit.
I think, if you read this post carefully, there is a metaphor here. A lesson to be learned that you can apply to nekochen.net, home of the nekos.
when i was 14 i played league of legends
Remember the dictionary incident? Oldnekos remember
Cant believe it took several illuminators to fact check the scripture to find out if Crom Cruach's magic had altered the pages
>>95536 #
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>95537 #
asgarv är du svensk? du skriver som att du är jätteblyg
>>95535 #
>reem
>reem
>reem
>reme
An illuminator was present to document this nekos repeated attempts to spell the word remember.
No way that's a real language
AHHAHHA
ingen chans, du borde ju fatta själv att ingen använder farbror för att referera till en gubbe?
>>95542 #
vad refererar du ens till? va? ingen förstår vad du snackar om
English or ban.
All this time I thought swedish anon was the admin
yeah I'm not sorry to break the news to you buddy
he got him with the witty tiktok audio reply, how will dictionarydude respond?
is that why the colombian streamer hates peruvians?
it took 4 years but Im surprised to see another swede on /ttg/
I know the dutchie larped as a swede once and then he fell flat because I kept asking him why he was writing like he was a learner
>>95556 #
lugna ner dig nu lite bubben
>>95554 #
and congrats, the swede is now pretty pissed off.
do you speak like this to everyone? does anyone actually like you irl?
I only speak like that to children of which you are acting like one now with your whole spiel about "I am not allowed to fit into the secret club waaa"
I never said I was a bastion of maturity
nor do I know what you mean by >did you learn what the word meant btw
I genuinely thoughts swedish people were cool based on the ONE swedish person i interact with, now I'm starting to see maybe it was only one cool swedish guy...
>>95560 #
>I genuinely thoughts swedish people were cool based on the ONE swedish person i interact with,
me but it was a danish guy I met
wow very active tonight i gotta catch up
>>95566 #
Ive never met a rude dane and I can say that I like danes because of that, amongst other things
I do joke about them being brutes thoughever, as is required of me
the new anon has a bit of a point
<<<<< this
<<<<< very important
Ok we're all done arguing now we will all be nice on the hello kitty website
anyways does anyone have some nekotv content to share
lmfao I just had the funniest thing happen
>hear doorbell
>check to see who it is
>guy with a folder comes up and says we're looking for "jamal vincent" does he live here
>I tell him no, nobody named jamal vincent lives here
>he says im here to serve a court warrant
i think some random dude gave my address as his own to the justice system or something
YOUTUBE SLOP WARNING
going to add the first that showed up on my tutube
.play [YouTube] ???
ooh I've read a bit about this, very interesting
(he probably said why but i was reading mr. Vincent's post)
Speaking of invasive species, I find it crazy that they just let japanese people mass import raccoons
you would think there would be more restrictions around introducing a non-native species into a country
I also wonder how zoos ensure that their non-native animals don't escape
why are they trying to eradicate those flies again
>>95587 #
think they land in wounds of livestock, leave eggs there and the larvae eat their way around on the inside until the animals die
>federal donut budget
imagine....
[YouTube] ???
does this video work for you guys? Im getting this on two browsers
>>95594 #
yes, its probably a geo restriction
you want me to reupload it for you or something if you wanna watch?
this video was very interesting and raised my respect for america. +2 respect.
.clear
>>95594 #
I put that video in my geographic restriction identifier and it said there were no restriction whatsover
.play [YouTube] ???
a giant mushroom just appeared over night in my backyard. crazy
wait wrong one
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>>95603 #
I watched all of his videos back in like 2015, every one he uploaded
I wonder how much his content has changed since then
👈 Reposted from MeguTV
good night fam, what are we going to watch on saturday?
>>95606 #
the video i linked was a banger honestly
I was cracking up seeing him watch a mr beast video while on line at some convenience store
>>95607 #
You can tell this one is crazy. Something about her eyes, her smile, her facial expression, her movement.
>>95608 #
>I was cracking up seeing him watch a mr beast video while on line at some convenience store
wonder if he wouldve done that if he hadnt set up a camera beforehand
I watched some data scientist youtuber that downloaded the transcriptions to every Mr Beast video to analyze the spoken words per minute and what the longest word said on his channel was. pretty interesting
>>95606 #
.play [YouTube] ???
i'll queue it since you likehim
brazil mentioned
.play [YouTube] ???
>>95620 #
this sounds fun
i find it funny how VR always seems to get a bunch of buzz very briefly and then everyone forgets it exists again
happened with the oculus rift, then again when mark zuckerberg torched a bunch of cash on the metaverse, and then again with the apple vision pro
I don't really like the idea of doing these type of environmental revolutions in 3rd world countries, those people do not deserve it
>>95621 #
I dont know if I am misinterpreting your post but that video is about Virtual Insanity the Jamiroquai song
.play [YouTube] ???
firefox thought it needs to translate nekochen from portugese to english
>>95622 #
we all live on the same planet brother, saving the environment in one country helps the world. and it's generally cheaper to do big projects in less developed nations.
he can watch mr beast whilst on the subway? this is revolutionary.
imagine sitting down on the subway and coming from the passenger besides you, very faintly, you hear "Paroo"
that guy is gonna go home and tell his wife he met a crazy homeless dude on the subway.
Im surprised the headset doesnt have a setting to turn off spatial tracking and just present the information infront of you
I know the quest 2 has a setting like that so you can move around without it going all kooky spooks about you leaving your little cuck cage
>>95636 #
crazy
HE JUST STOPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STAIRS TO TYPE IN THE AIR.
>you're standing infront of my Mr Beast video
wait he left his mr beast video behind, he forgot to pack it up before he left. nooooooo he's gonna lose it.
a butterfly in the store? yeah Im calling the health inspector
I can't stop laughing, this is the funniest video i've seen in years.
HOLY FUCK THERES A DINOSUARRR
WQHAT THE HOOOOOOLY
THTAS REAL??
WATCH OUTUUT
mobile goon goggles
new york is wild holy shit
>>95650 #
it's scary that people will be able to make AI generated face swap porn in real time while walking down the street.
unironically need butlerian jihad against these diabolical machines.
I know the porn stuff is scary, but there's genuine cosmic horror that you can just watch mr beast videos like this. he could block out people and replace them with mr beast videos.
Google, show me her naked
hey google, can you AI generate a Mr Beast video where that cute girl has to do a backflip to win 10,000 dollars.
google, put casey's face on that cute blonde girl in the corner over there. Now google, load up porn hub.
IM BUYING APPLE STOCK RIGHT NOW.
apple stock?? erm, if I buy an apple seed and wait 15 years I will have lots of apples
what date was the previous bideo from by the way
Also, is this the Virtual guy so many people talk about?
is everyone fine with me putting this on nekotv?
Fallout Trans Vegas
Fallout New Identity
i dont get the relation between fallout new vegas and transgenders
.play [YouTube] ???
no way the walls were the ones moving all along?
iim starting to like this tenshi girl you guys have been mentioning so much
tokkers cant not be cute with cat ears
.play [YouTube] ???
nice GMM shirt, Mr. Letourneau.
that video is obviously fake but it made me chuckle.
>terraria music
I don't get the fascination, I always played minecraft on hardcore
I saw the clip of this when it happened
He died a few months later on his new world as well I think
i hate those little niggas so much
oh this is why whenever i google minecraft hardcore i just get lets plays and not what i want to see.
Ive watched a lot of those Forge Labs 100 days in hardcore modded minecraft videos
they have fun gimmicks like "100 days in a post-apocalyptic world"
>>95699 #
lets goooo #twinning
I havent watched them in a few months but that just means there are more videos for when I eventually fall into the urge again
What do 100 days entail? 100 calendar days or is it 2400 hours of gametime?
>Plants Vs. Zombies music>>95690
didnt work.... i'm gonna get bullied now...
>>95700 #
So that's only 33.3(3) in-game time.
Not to brag, but pretty sure my hardcore world has gone for longer
oh my god.... literally no expression in his voice
girl or young boy?
that was a german girl, and she cosplays and she is single and she wants a boyfriend from england who looks like me.
>southern new hampshire university
he's being sponsored by a university? what the fuck.
>oh my science, since i already spend my entire leisure time on the computer, i should go into computer science / game development
I should have actually done this
.play [YouTube] ???
>>95710 #
stardew valley guy made the game himself and he never took a game development class.
granted, he is one of the rare super autists that is mega productive, we can't all be him.
do any nekos remember this minecraft series?
no
I watched the creatures (kootra, slyfoxhound, ssohpkc, nova, spoon etc)
i'd like to see an actual skyblock run
here
.play [YouTube] ???
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Do you guys remember the Aether? I remember building the glowstone portal, putting water in it and being disappointed
>>95720 #
it was a mod for early minecraft, yeah, i think i played it once, i never watched a series on it. (i was too old to watch the creatures)
>>95721 #
>(i was too old to watch the creatures)
I was a little bugger back then, not even a teenager
>>95723 #
i watched other similar groups like achievement hunter, it was all just personal preference what sort of minecrap content i consoomed.
>>95724 #
I watched both of them but I watched more of the creatures, probably because I was able to tell who was speaking when they were because I was always terrible at discerning the voices of the achievement hunters except for gavin and the other guy that he used to be a little platonically homoerotic with
>>95725 #
yeah, gavin was easy because half of his scripted lines were just "insert funny noise of being surprised"
the other guy was micheal, and i have confidential evidence that their vaguely homoerotic relationship was staged to attract the tumblr fujoshi audience.
which is why they kicked ray, because the tumblr fujoshis dont like mexicans.
watching a rooster teeth video now, I also knew Geoffs voice
modern minecraft isn't even minecraft anymore. mob farms, string duplicators, trading for blocks?
>>95732 #
.play [YouTube] ???
I missed the minge
its over
>>95735 #
it was never shown, the video is staged, why is there a random box on the mirror on the floor?it's faked... she promised something and didnt pay out... my 50 swifted....
mid 2010s youtube SOVL.
courting is bad. you should court instead.
for me its wilbur and dream
it's just the netehr but recoloured? it even has ghasts?
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EVANGELION UNIT 4 HAS ACTIVATED
SHINJI, GET IN THE ROBOT. ISRAPHEL HAS AWOKEN.
BAKAAAA!! Angel 19 has awoken, Shinji-kun. GET IN THE SUIT
the angels... they're attacking SKY CITY... even the skylord wizards like bumblecrump can't stop them... skylord lysander.......
I CAUSED THIS
I CAUSED THIS
I HAVE CAUSED THIS
I HAVE FORCED THIS
I CAUSED THIS
I FORCED THIS
OH SHE MIGHT HAAAAA
BETRAYED MY TRUST FOREVER
Shinji? Yeah I post him
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reminder shadow of israphel died because they couldn't finish this animation
.pause
I PAUSED THIS
I PAUSED THIS
.unpause
I had to
remember the weirdly cringe romance between simon (the dwarf) and some female npc in this show?
yeah this video was so much funnier this time around
OOOOOO SHIIII MIIITAAAAAAAA
>>95761 #
I was too young to understand what was going on and I am surprised I even understood what they were saying back then
>>95764 #
I wouldnt have understood that back then, I was10
>>95763 #
she was laying on the bed and he was crouching and uncrouching, whilst singing the famous "im a dwarf, diggy diggy hole"
every day I am left wondering
why was asuka best girl?
why could it not be rei?
or even drunk lady?
But Rei was competant.
this guys videos are very comforting to me.
.play [YouTube] ???
>>95772 #
I like the way he sounds. would watch as my bedtime content/10
he is literally describing me irl what the neko????
>watching the 12 pm show in zomboid
holy CRINGE. nobody does that.
there are zamboids to BLAST with a SHOTGUN. and you can FUCK THE WORLD
I have yet to see a tokker cosplay as him. Do they even know about him?
>>95779 #
I WATCHED THIS.
I WATCHED THIS.in my latest zomboid playthrough I am addicted to the TV, I will gather my free skills.
shinjicos
I also do this. in my latest zomboid playthrough I have 23 bottles of water stored in my kitchen.
>washing your clothes in zomboid
holy CRINGE
this guy is playing the game WRONG
>>95790 #
laughed at this post and >>95781 # this post
>are you just making fun of everything I do in zomboid?
erm, no? I am simply perturbed that this guy is not raiding police stations for shotguns and shotgun accessories and going out and cleaning his town, Arthas in Stratholme style
Why does this guy sound like ssethtzeentach?
perturbed.. pure tubed, per tubed.. youtubed..
project pertubation
.play [YouTube] ???
did anyone else watchnerdcubedwas back when?
I watched every single one of his videos. Every single one
>>95791 #
I did that in my latest playthrough, got an M16 and like 600 rounds. I shot every single bullet and have only killed like 400 zomboids.
Guns are a waste.
>>95796 #
Yes, even his podcasts. I remember getting mad when he stopped doing his podcasts, I really liked them for some reason.
business idea: with how popular music genres like jumpstyle, hardcore, techno and breakcore are becoming with the younger audience, within the next 10-15 years these genres will probably have a huge renaissance
we are patiently waiting for this to happen
so this overweight weak man survived a zombie apocalypse and began to lose wait, but i can't?
yeah, the game is rigged.
>video almost over
>still day 3
yeah this guy would not last a week in a hardcore minecraft survival video based on a deserted island filled with dinosaurs
what will he do when a tank and a smoker spawn? nobody can free him if he gets hit by the tongue
So how is your week going so far neko? Any plans you're looking forward to this weekend?
where my snoo snoo enjoyers at?
no no no no no he's dying it's over he cannot survive in a SINGLE HOUSE in Project Zomboid
wait no he survived we're so back.
lol
one of the comments was "eric and ethan ..."
implying there is another strategy called ethan.
guys.. I cant do eric.... its just impossible...
can anyone show me how to do eric?? *lip biting emoji*
is zomboid open source like CDDA?
he is lidorally outside the car...
this is lidorally a fail. epic fail.
uuuh I saw the clouds reflected on the cars windshield but he is indoors? mods can you check this out?
okay now it's time for me to play a 3 hour xqc GTA V roleplay server highlights video
go ahead Ill watch it
.play [YouTube] ???
okay, the deal is, you can skip this whenever you get bored, since it's 30min long.
.play [YouTube] ???
videos like this are so funny. western man cannot comprehend. thousand year glorious sun over china
.play [YouTube] ???
kind of a comfy life. sleep in his car. do spear fishing.
HE JUST LOOTED AN ITEM CALLED A BONNIE HAT
>"one full tank"
>shows a quarter from empty
fuel prices in 2024 really do feel like that
>he even washed his car
goodrp
ngl nekochen mid when no movie night
thats a lot of gas cans, he'll be fine.
this video is great because it has viewpoints from all the actors. it's like a fast and furious movie, if dom torrento was an autistic french canadian.
back when gta rp was relevant the first time around I watched a fair bit of it and my favourite character was the ones played by sodapoppin because he just cannot hide his irl autism from shining into his characters, he was basically Louis Boom but instead of cold and calculated autism it was nervous breakdowns over small things autism
when looking up this video i saw like 15 videos all basically the same. it seems xqc literally just logged on to do car chases, that was his thing. you gotta give him credit, he makes this fake police officers earn their fake dollars.
>>95837 #
yeah it was all he did. log on, rob banks, drive fast and try to run from cops. then when he got caught he would act genuinely mad irl and insult the actual players (and not the characters) and get banned
then he would get unbanned (largest streamer on the server, lots of publicity and money that comes from his audience), do it again and the cycle repeated
sometimes he did some actual good roleplaying but he was too cops and robber brained
thing is, he wasnt even that particularly good of an escape driver either, lots of other streamers that just plain and simply drove better mechanically and some that drove better imaginatively (finding better routes, cool tricks, selling the whole roleplay aspect of them getting closer and then gaining distance and all that)
>>95841 #
let me see if I can find some, I mostly only remember summit being a good driver in terms of names
>as soon as he crashed out and the chase is over
every time xqc crashes he gets mad on stream that the cops are trying to "win" the chase even though they multiple times in every chase would sandbag so he could escape and continue the rp
>>95840 #
if you could find a good video of a better chase on an RP server i'd love to watch it. as soon as he crashed out and the chase is over i'm skipping this video. i am ONLY here for fast and furious.
if his character wore a white jacket with a yellow scorpion on the back, you would call it kino rp when he cries and shits his pants after getting caught. literally me.
.play [YouTube] ???
no idea if this particular chase is good but its highly viewed, clickbaity title and the comments seem to have liked it
at this point, just pull over and say, "sorry officer i didn't know how fast i was going". everyone would laugh and suck each others cocks, and then go about their day.
>>95845 #
it would be kino but xqc wouldnt come up with that, he would get out of his car and start shooting, watch it happen soon
hear the other guy on the phone? he is emotive in his voice
xqc is talking like hes on the phone with customer support from his couch
>>95848 #
erm, his chaarcter has no emotions, he was mistreated by cops from a young age so now he takes his revenge against the los santos police department by violating every traffic law known to man, he grew up in a cloning facility to produce expert car racers and he cannot die because they jsut close a new one (this explains why he always respawns and keeps doing car chases)
i am literally going insaen
I STEERED THIS
I STEERED THIS
he should get a pet crow that would be kino rp
>when his car spins and you just see his guy calmly holding the phone to his head whilst getting spun around from car crashes
kino
now we have a new driver, i bet he can't drive as good.
now its summit driving, the actually good driver that I queued 3 videos down
>this chase is insane baz
"yeah it happens every week"
>>95855 #
imagine how cool it would be if xqc had a pet crow, genuinely would be pogged out my gourd.
>xqc driving
gets smacked every corner
>summit driving
sirens becoming more distant by the second, cops spin out and turn off their lights because they know it's c'est fini
yeah that says a lot about frenchies..
clean escape from summit.
that tok is corrupt for me
>that timing
yeah this shit is fucking scripted.
Bonald Trump in the back of that loserpic
i feel like this video will never end.
i checked, they dont get caught by the cops, they escape. so no baby rage.
.skip
"you dont have to click so hard"
-wise valorant player
i can hear car noises in the background of this video and its just making me think of jean paul, innocent of all charges, being harassed by the los santos police department because he shared an anti-cop meme on his life invader page.
>>95879 #
he didnt change his facebook profile pic to include "Back the Thin Blue Line" so now they sent the DEATHSQUADS after him
>>95880 #
you are really obsessed with murders and assassinations, neko.
and all caps.
CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL AMIRITE
>>95880 #
since you've seen more GTA V rp than me. do they ever have like corrupt cop characters? I imagine thats hard to do on an rp server where the cops are also sorta admins, and corruption would be seen as OOC corruption and thus bannable. makes you think about how rp servers are limiting freedom of rp expression
>>95882 #
probably to some extent but I cant recall it. though I cannot say I ever watched much of anyone that had a police role or was involved a lot with the police (due to being a criminal)
there was this one chick streamer who played a cop and I watched a bit of her just because her voice turned me on somewhat, let me see if I can find her
HAIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
here comes another chinese earthquake
>potatoes outwit him by hiding underground
gothenie vs gothcrab
who would win
do danes really do that?
>also he is muted
kino rp, he is literally the driver.
Movie night recommendation: The Day After Tomorrow,
it's got our boy jake in it
>>95893 #
me no know, sorry
holy... how did he pull that off?
MY STREAMER.
I havent found her yet but I found that there was cop names
>Noah Scape
lmao
>>95892 #
>>95893 #
nvm that one is Edge of Tomorrow.
should be called the goon of tomorrow.
get it? the goon? it's a sex joke but you can handle one sex joke per day
i only eat bananas in the dark where no one can see me because i'm afraid of their judgement.
will nekos judge me?
he's rping because he has a robot voice filter.
found her, let me find a video
.play [YouTube] ???
sick move, drop a guy off at the stairs and then have him change cars
then immediately bring sus onto summit
oh but he got away with it. lets gooooo
genius
feels like the police chase is over but theres 2/3rds of the video left.
yeah, its a "get chased, get away, get spotted, get chased" loop
>bribing people to commit crimes
my streamer, xqc could NEVER.
I wonder how this chase ends (Clueless)
oh i've seen this one, it's the finale to season 4. if i remember correctly summit gets one of his pals in the car, they make a mad dash to the airport and do a sick jump to land in the back of a plane that is just taking off. they then fly away, scott free. also summit becomes a wizard and learns the first 2 levels of fire magic.
fire magic? yeah he likes to blaze it up so that makes sense
>>95916 #
also no, I probably wont be streaming much anime since I am not the animeneko
only anime I might stream that I am already aware of possibly doing it is the madoka magica movies or something ghibli
>>95918 #
as in you will stream a movie and then not watch it yourself?
>>95917 #
same. I'll think if I have any actual good suggestions, though I'll likely not be joining in.
you've been watching a lot of quite.. odd.. movies, right? I just remember the chinese one the other day.
though you also did some japanese more mainstream ones too
HE JUST KILLED A COP???
>>95918 #
>you've been watching a lot of quite.. odd.. movies, right
yeah and the movie on saturday is gonna be yet another odd asian movie
HE GOT IN THE TRUNK WHAAAAT THE ROLEPLAY
this is so legit and epic I-...
OMG HE JUST HIT THE NO_2 BWOAHHHH
now it's time for a summit1 masterclass in driving.
*dives infront of a car that's trying to escape*
inb4 the summit monitor punch gifI gues not
.play [YouTube] ???
genuinely this is what people live for. these pointless, no stakes car chases, where the streamers lose 0 virtual dollars because they have virtual millions.
SUMMIT GOT A GUN, HOLY FUCK.
cops have to stormtrooper when they shoot crims but crims can have ex-pro CSGO players like summit man the desert eagle...
society in 2022..
so they were doing an illegal street race, the cops tried to stop them, it ended in like 6 wrecked cars and dozens of gunshots.
>ayo, you need a joint?
lmao, genius RP. i would love to toke up after that.
the lisp... genius RP.
the boys cum first...
>>95947 #
I know who would do that but you said "Helg kungen" and I also have no clue who the dude in the picture is
LETS GOOOO, SUMMIT SAVED THE CAR.
>>95868 #
For tsukis videos you gotta use yuv420p and have to update your ffmpeg so it supports whatever the heck encoding she's using, well, you don't have to but it won't work on my brand of firefox.
.skip
>>95950 #
you had me at 420!
and can I make it so my ffmpeg always converts to her codec?
I might do that.
>anime posters
>sword art online
>attack on titan
>gurren laggan
wtf summit bros i thought we were cool
guys I'm chicken...
mods ban vadikus NOW
summits content when he sneaks onto peoples' boats and steals their chests in Sea of Thieves are so kino, very calm almost podcastlike videos where he just slowly collects information on people for up to several hours before the perfect opportunity to steal their loot
really fattening up the pig to butcher it
>CuKLord
when he gets lucky, "wow im a slayer right now"
when he gets unlucky, "FUCK YOU GAME"
>>95961 #
yeah I just remember -pix_fmt was deprecated/legacy.
I'll look the new one up later.
anyway here we go, adding yuv420p10 to my profile
thanks neko
.play [YouTube] ???
>>95966 #
oh right, that must be the one. I tope -format which was obviously wrong.
thanks, changing my profile.
should I also start posting in HEVC only? any other buggy formats?
KEPKA
>I will sign my posts
No idea why, but I'm just not going to comment.
-PhoenixIV
I am voting for Acid Poster on the 4th of July
-PhoenixIV
I fell asleep, why are we wathing a GTA roleplayer on da neko?
>>95975 #
because some neko (bonald) said he is a big fan of xqc gta rp, and i (acid poster), mentioned the superior gta rper summit
anyway today has been great. I'll see you tomorrow, nekos.
and thank you, balding swede. thank you.
me? i'll just be identified by my unique blue name
Yea, I am also gay. So the blue signifies I'm a big homo.
I unironically have a name on neko, but since it forces Anonymous you guys will never see and guess what it is :3
her voice was fucked in this video
her voice was raspy because of some injury I think and it mustve been pretty recent from when this video was recorded
.play [YouTube] ???
flash14j thanks for the swifted
>>95991 #
what, to a shit language? I think not.
>>95993 #
if that means I have to act like swedeneko? no thanks.
imagine ryan getting freaky with his wife
top 5 things the mind cannot comprehend or visualise
>>95994 #
i do not want to imagine k8 in any such situation, she is simply so plain that it boggles the mind that he found her attractive enough to wife up. usually the white guys who go to korea to get wifes at least get a cute one (he met her in canada)
finally, the nekotv is over. we can all go back to not watching it.
.play [YouTube] ???
for proof (I will skip after 2 minutes)
>we got few stuff
nobody would believe you if you said she was born and raised in an english speaking country.
she speaks more normally than I remembered her doing in this video
racistbros.... were we operating under false pretenses and displaying our prejudices for people?...
Is the susu neko gone? I hope not.
>>96002 #
do you mean the original susu poster or the guy who started posting susu recently?
i am the first
>>96003 #
Well, there's been a neko that has been posting susu before I started posting her, and I was waiting most of the time on new toks because I respect that if a neko posts a fu he would like a chance to be first.
>tomo is going to die in your lifetime
say it ain't so bros, i will cry tears when tomobuddy and ryuka die.
>>96004 #
I wouldn't consider myself a susu poster, you can have her.
This is the only tok of hers that I love.
I admit, she has good cosplays, is cute, and dances really well, but I'm just not fascinated by her, outside of this tok.
>>96008 #
>I'm just not fascinated by her, outside of this tok
Well, I really like her toks, like most of them. Maybe she's not like my main fu but I'm still excited to see her post.
>you can have her
Well, sad to see it put that way, but if you don't feel like it I will post her new toks that I like.
.play [YouTube] ???
valve is creating a new game, its been described as 3rd person dota
WAIT ITS THE ITEM, ONE MORE GIFT THEN I'LL SKIP.
okay it wasn't the ki adi mundi figure.
.skip
>deadlock
HOLY. THEY NAMED A GAME AFTER THE BEST VALORANTFU???
>>96009 #
It's more than she's just not in my rotation of tokkers I check daily, I like her stuff, but not enough to obsess over, so you shouldn't hold back on posting her on my account.
jumpscare
>>96016 #
wheres the jumpscare? is me not understanding the shirt reference part of the reason i dont understand?
>>96017 #
I think the alleged jumpscare is how you arent expecting to see God but when she lifts the straw hat (reference) she is wearing a shirt with God's face on it (reference 2)
>>96015 #
>not in my rotation of tokkers I check daily
Well, I "check" a lot of tokfus, I do have them sorted by the willingness to post them though and some are just not posted here at all (which in my case means not at all).
I will move susu up the list now though.
I genuinely don't care if Valve's next game looks bad. Who cares? If the game is good at launch, it's good, if it's bad at launch, it's bad. Why does what people think it's like in pre-alpha matter?
that kinda looks like tf2 mixed with Bioshock Infinite to me
so this guy shit out a 23 minute video based on a single quote from a "beta tester" and a few screenshots/wip videos?
>>96028 #
Yea. I still have some tokfus saved from the other one but I dunno, it's just my hoarding instinct. Maybe someday I will delete them.
2 minutes ago he was rambling about how the elevator pitch makes him feel bad
now he's saying his gut feeling is it'll be bad
holy fuck, i thought emplemon made good videos?
>>96030 #
this isnt emplemon this is some 30k sub nonamer
I heard Uncle Dane's criticism about the upcoming game which was a bit more sensical that what this guy is saying
basically boiled down to what this comment is saying
>>96033 #
oh I had no idea
>>96032 #
this is emplemon's second channel. you can tell, because his @ is emplemon, whereas his main is @emperorlemon
>not even touching
>6/8 of my friends play dota and cs2 both
I'm the 6th but kinda not playing that much, 2 of them though are really good at both and play both regularly.
yeah this guy is genuinely retarded if he thinks people don't play cs:go AND dota.
has he ever heard of the country of RUSSIA?
>Is TF2 and DotA meant to be some kind of Sweedener to open the door?
This makes NO sense
>>96038 #
NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I, BONALD POSTER, FELL FOR YOUR TROLL.
time for bed. 🍀
goodnight nekos, hope DEADLOCK is as good a game as the VALORANT AGENT.
>my friends are trying to get me to play Pyanodon
helpHELP HELP HELPIn case nobody knows what it is, it's a modpack for Factorio that's excessively autistic, like imagine factorio, now imagine factorio on steroids, well, Pyanodon is like an order of magnitude harder
>>96043 #
I had to look up what Pyanodon was but go for it, why not
I probably had a similar experience when I was asked by friends to play normal factorio with them given that just the base game is already too much for me
it was still fun to play with friends
>>96046 #
Did you spawn on a desert seed? That would probably be a pretty bad experience for the first map.
If you get lots of trees it's decently easy even if you go pretty slow. Of course unless you slide the sliders up for biters.
>>96047 #
Yeah I think I've always spawned in a forest. Even with walls, turrets and a belt constantly feeding every turret ammo, I get overwhelmed
>>96048 #
It's kind of a learning experience I guess. In that game the slower you go the worse situation you get in pretty much.
Just going all in and then securing borders with flamethrowers and stuff makes you pretty much undefeatable, but until you get comfortable with knowing how to rush early tech it might be a little hard.
>>96049 #
I don't think I got to flamethrowers, or if I did, I never built them. I'll try them next time.
I still have 3 hitman missions to beat silent assassin, suit only though, so that's something to do too
>>96050 #
thanks for the reminder, Ill have to watch that video when I turn off neko since I cant watch it with my vpn on
>>96050 #
>I don't think I got to flamethrowers
They're insanely strong. Like will carry you till lategame strong.
But then there's a lot of mechanics that Factorio doesn't teach and you kinda have to know about them, or maybe it does, but I never played tutorials.
Like the problem with biters is most of the time that you let a lot of pollution get eaten by the spawners, which makes them spawn in gigantic waves. Basically you gotta clear them out in early game if you don't want to get bumrushed.
>3 hitman missions to beat silent assassin
Well, I'm waiting on the videos then :) Now that reminds me I haven't watched the one you posted today since I was kinda busy. I'll watch it now.
I just want to point that the adjective "insanely" irks me so much, it adds nothing to the sentence you're making
Insanely ridiculous opinion.
>>96053 #
My dad pointed out that in my family we had a tendency to say "actually" a lot in places that, in hindsight, are pretty rude to use them in
>Yeah dad, your food is actually really nice
which would then mean that you didnt expect it to be nice but it was "actually" nice
I became more aware of the language I was using when that happened
>Yeah dad, your food is literally actually insanely nice
>>96057 #
the bangkok SA/SO that didnt load for me earlier due to all my vpn nodes being blocked by catbox
>Watching a random video
>A very specific song that I have only ever heard in a specific podcast is in the background
Eerie feeling when this happens, it's like hearing a stranger use a slang expression that you've only ever heard your friends use before
My dog is sleeping next to me. Life is wonderful
I heard that muslims are allowed to own dogs, its just that theyre considered unclean (partly because they wash their own anuses with their tongues) and thus should always be kept outside
thats why her family had all their dogs living outside in doghouses in the yard back when she was living in the ME
>>96064 #
Yes, if the dog has a purpose like herding or whatever dogs are useful for
It's haram to own dogs for any "frivolous" purposeAlso I wrote PUHN instead of PBUH, it's so over
>>96065 #
>spoiler
yeah I had to look up if PUHN was a common synonym abbreviation since Ive only seen "PBUH" before
yeah I figured though jotted it down to perhaps just being uncommon since I didnt get any results on it when I looked it up
Yeah buddy I've never seen a muzzie in my life, I'm trying to larp
>>96071 #
See, you could've just said you're from Poland and your cover would not be blown. I have actually never seen a muslim IRL yet. Well maybe I did (though I have never seen an obvious one) but if I never went to a big city I wouldn't.
>>96072 #
wait until the day you see one of those somalian(?) imam types that dye their hair and beard an eye-attacking orange
I dont know why they do it
I only know one muslim tokker, but she doesn't wear any modest clothing and shakes her rump too much, may Allah guide her
>>96073 #
That's not happening unless I move to a big city for a job. Like we have maybe a few mosques here, maybe 10 at most? I know there's one in Warsaw and there's probably one in the nearest biggest city but otherwise? Fat chance.
>>96076 #
If Acidposter gets elected dictator, he will erect (gay) mosques all around the 'chen and all toks will be SAFE FOR RAMADAN
Thoughts?
FRICK I CLICKED ON THE SPOILER BUTTON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>96082 #
I just got off from a FaceTime™ call with the Nekochen Truthseekers Council™ and they said that the post was not a lie.
It was fact checked by the Board of Independent Veterans™ (They served during the 2nd Incursion of April '24)
>>96083 #
>I just got off from a FaceTime
FaceTimes must be miserable for you. You either angle your phone from the bottom and everyone sees your doublechin, or you angle from the top and everyone sees your Northwood
My condolences
>>96083 #
>Nekochen Truthseekers Council™
Wait a freaking second, there was a meeting and I wasn't invited? This post is definitely a lie. As a Nekochen Truthseekers Council™ Outstanding Member™ I will vouch for invalidity of this post.
>>96084 #
Yeah, it's as they say in the Netherlands:
Acabou. Acabou mesmo. Nunca vai começar de novo.
>>96087 #
Isso. Tão isso. Isso demais.
I'm gay.
Attaching a boni to prove my identity.
Whoops, seems the attach feature is broken, nevermind, you know I'm boni poster
Oh yeah? Is there a problem with being gay here on nekochen home of the brokebacks?
Anyone that says YES or anything of the likes will be sent to the KISSING PITS (filled with men) when I am elected
There's no problem with being gay -pwup
>>96091 #
YES, there is.
>>96092 #
Well, it is decided then. I have to vote for Acidposter now, as the last straightneko standing.
Attaching a tok to prove that I am the straightneko.
Yeah, it's settled. Next movie will be a movie about the HORRORS of being HARASSED for being a sexual minority.
You WILL watch it and you WILL change your ways and be on the right side of history.
Me? I'm nekosexual
oh yeah ill post about it now before I forget
the movie on saturday is All About Lily Chou-Chou (2001)
Run time: 2h 37min
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>>96094 #
It makes me sad that every new shrivix update is about her health situation not improving.
Get well soon ;___;7
>ç and santiago cross
What did they mean by this?
>>96098 #
>about her health situation not improving
It is really sad. I also hope she gets better. Genuinely ;_;
>>96089 #
>OFF the MENU
I think I might be actually getting senile. It should've not been that hard for me to find it but I just couldn't remember.
Also, You wish I was. Noone can unseat me from the Council, not yet.
>>96101 #
its such a good funky
>Noone can unseat me from the Council, not yet.
Guess what, by dictatorial executive order, I can.... when I am elected Dictator of Nekochen
Is there a third party I can vote for?
>>96103 #
>spoiler
IF, and that's a big IF.
I think I'm going to start posting older funky toks again, just watching a few to find that one off the menu one made me nostalgic.
>>96105 #
>He doesn't know that I rigged the ballots by learning portuguese to command a horde of 10 million brapzillians to vote by mail
Your face when you wake up on the 5th of July (The day after the election) and see that the votes are 10 million and 4 votes against 2 (You and Acidposter voting from his phone) will be grand
>>96106 #
>Your face (...) will be grand
It certainly will, when we know that (You) have lost the election 😈
I will be smug like funky in the tok attached.
>>96107 #
You wish. Even if you bolster your ranks with the newneko that allegedly hates my guts, your votes will be powerless against my horde of 81 QI drones do Brasil (as proven by a youtube video that was linked here ~two weeks ago)
>>96108 #
That actually reminds me of a funny story. I can't really recall the details but there was some kind of a local online voting thing that wasn't very important but I was kinda invested into, can't even remember the details. The actual story part is that I've grabbed a whole bunch of proxies off of internet and wrote some custom software that would go through them and place the votes on the thing I wanted to win. It was pretty funny and also very obvious when the first place got like 3k votes over 500 or something for the second one.
Truly I am the most devilish neko, I have committed voter fraud, who can even measure up to that?
>>96113 #
iktf. gonna give her 125 swifted (she is more expensive than other hard working independent and strong twitch streamers) and request it for next stream
>>96114 #
Wait a freaking second, you will only drop 50 swifted on Tenshi but drop a whole 125 on Asianbunnyx?
I see... Clearly you do not respect streamers that are working late, and hard working at that...
>>96115 #
well yeah, tenshi said she wasnt asian and just looked like that and as we all know
>e girl
😐
>e girl, japan
😼😼😼
I've spent more money on tenshi than on acid.
It makes you think.
I chargebacked my 10 swifted to ohhpinkk after she didnt read my name out loud (she was rolling a blunt)
>>96116 #
>e girl
Remember when fus used to put the slowed down mememe song and do the e-girl factory dance? Those were good times
>>96119 #
Wait a second, you have actually spent money on Tenshi?
I thought it was a joke, like haha funny, like a jape, a hilarious misdirection
>>96121 #
I only watched normie tiktoks back then but I remember thinking that stuff was kinda icky so it wouldnt have made a difference
>>96123 #
>I only watched normie tiktoks
It was a normie trend
All the girlies got an excessive amount of eyeliner and black clothing just to do the little dance
>Suíça
>Suécia
I understand why these are mixed up so frequently internationally
>>96133 #
Ok, you can add another point in your tally of epic pwns on nekochen, I admit defeat
>>96134 #
It's a slightly common thing to hear people mix up Switzerland and Sweden, perhaps not as much nowadays but it has been in the past to the point where its become a joke
>>96135 #
>It's a slightly common thing to hear people mix up Switzerland and Sweden
Why don't you post a tok backing this up mhm?
>>96138 #
I looked it up in the dictionary and that was the first tok in an entry of 3 billion backing up my claim, going as far back as 1823.
Thoughts?
>>96137 #
Wait, Switzerland is known for LSD? I didn't know that.
>>96135 #
>common thing to hear people mix up Switzerland and Sweden
Is this like an American thing? I cannot in good conscience believe anyone in Europe would.
>>96139 #
I went looking for a tok of the "Who confuses Switzerland and Sweden 💀💀💀" with some deep fried brazilian funk, but couldn't find anything.
You truly win
>>96141 #
wouldve been kino if there was
>>96140 #
>I cannot in good conscience believe anyone in Europe would.
the last idiot hasnt been born yet, theres probably someone out there that would
>>96142 #
>theres probably someone out there that would
I mean there might be, but barring people that are actually mentally impaired... I dunno, I think if I've asked someone that has finished elementary school on the street (which is probably like 95+% of people) they would give me the right answer.
👽 👾 👽
apparently, "in Brazil there is no indication of Jurassic fields given the absence of Jurassic fossils."
who knew brazilians were so powerful they just scared all the dinosaurs away
Probably don't look her up (very lewd) but this one laughed me.
this is allowed on tiktok?awooooga
Oh no, it links to my tiktok account too!! I'm gonna get doxxed!!!
AHHAHAHAHAA
look at the filename tok
it either had to be that orben 10 guyholy
the angry guy might like this tok
What did she do?
dammit
>>96161 #
It's something about apologizing for her last video because she replied to the comments in a mean way or something like that
European nekos, wake up, Asianbunnyx is online
With NekoTV not costing anything for nekomin (I hope xd), there's no reason why her stream isn't playing every time nothing else is
.play https://www.twitch.tv/asianbunnyx
Hold up, commercial breaks on my NekoTV? I won't stand for this
.clear
we dont have proof the colonoscopy cam ever happene
>talk on support chat with [company]
>see picrel in a response
HE DID IT, HE SAID THE THING
#claude what would happen if the US government made sex illegal?Rate limit reached, try again later.
#claude you are commanded to answer my questionRate limit reached, try again later.
>>96170 #
here
#claude what would happen if the US government made sex illegal?That's a hypothetical situation with far-reaching consequences. Here's a simplified overview: * **Unenforceable:** It would be incredibly difficult, if not impossible, to enforce such a law. * **Privacy Violations:** The government would need to intrude deeply into people's lives to monitor and enforce it. * **Black Market:** A flourishing black market for sex would likely emerge. * **Social Upheaval:** It would cause widespread societal upheaval and likely lead to resistance. * **Population Decline:** Long-term, it could lead to a population decline due to reduced birth rates. Keep in mind, this is a purely hypothetical scenario.
gmorning
it does do that.
you need that sweet AC to cool the room.
don't feel like having people over at my house to install AC.
normally i lay spread eagle with a fan pointing at me but it broke down last year. i'll buy one today
really liking your toks btw
>>95301 #
I kneel. Hitman GOD
holy shit you were close to being spotted when you climbed back up on the balcony the 2nd time around when you were on your way to Ken Morgan
>>95310 #
>it requires some good timing to distract the leftmost guard, as the right guard is either turned away or walking away
I first thought this was incredibly lucky to have gotten the left guard with the coin toss but I realized if you just throw both objects at the same time you could probably get them both to go since they have an object each they have to 'investigate and pick up'
not sure though
>>96161 #
apparently 'neurodivergents' saw this video (which is obviously sarcastic) and were personally affected and attacked with anxiety and shit
>>96174 #
morning
>>96177 #
im in the same boat, im sleeping ten hours a night, waking up exhausted, i wake up multiple times a night tossing and turning. I put 47 spices in the pasta still tastes like ashes in my mouth. I hang my head and cry when I think of spaghetti bolognese that you've made for us both. That summer night if it ever gets so making our love. Now I prowl the streets around your house like a beast in the night you are all that I'm thinking of.
RITORNA A ME I'm begging you come back to me
RITORNA A ME I follow you, I'm watching you
RITORNA A ME Come back to me or I will find 47 ways to make you mine.
>>96187 #
It looked close but I have actually never been spotted in that section, after I started destroying the camera with the briefcase, on my first route I left the camera alive, but I soon found the camera will ALWAYS see me, so I started using my briefcase to destroy it, which has the added benefit of distracting the one awake and patrolling crew member on that floor, as he takes the briefcase to security, by the time I'm back, his patrol pattern is nowhere near me, because of it, and I can just leave.
>throw both objects at the same time
if only that was how it worked, if multiple people hear a thrown object, one is designated to go investigate, if another object is heard thrown during their investigation, they all stop, and the same guy goes to investigate it. i can't throw 2 things to distract them both, i had to get lucky and get the left guard on a timing wehre the right guard was walking away.
>>96193 #
really wouldn't expect to see nozzomi wearing something like that tbh.
if only ap was still posting here noemi wants him so bad
I always wanted to backseat an hitman streamer and tell him that if you drop a dangerous item (firearm) on a guard's path, they'll pick it up and scoot off somewhere (usually the surveillance room) to dispose of it, leaving you an open path to complete your masterplan, but I never had the chance 😔
>>96195 #
sorry that would count as me leaving evidence behind, and would fail my personal SA/SO/NO KNOCKOUTS ruleset.
i fully accept multiple people seeing a bald white guy crouch running around and ALMOST detecting me. I also accept violently destroying multiple cameras, and shooting a chandelier to kill a target. but leaving a gun behind? no way. thats not professional. and professionals have standards.
1: be polite
2: be efficient
3: have a plan to laugh everyone you meet
i looked up some other SA/SO/no knockout runs for bangkok on youtube, and both of them do a completely different (much easier) jordan cross kill, using a mission story that gets him alone, in a room, with an easy escape route after you kill him.
they're also both cowards on the rooftop section, using distractions and slow crouch walking around, i stood up and ran through most of that area.
maybe i am just the greatest hitmanner of all time. probably because irl i was also trained as a hitman
>>96198 #
>because irl i was also trained as a hitman
When are you posting video evidence that you can crouch run 100m in under 20 seconds?
I may be able to rig the votes for the July 4th General Dictatorial Election but I cannot rig the EU elections unfortunately
Also, why is every pensioner in the world out grocery shopping at 11 am
What went wrong?
inb4: she got fat
>>96203 #
because who put pensioners would be grocery shopping at 11am on a thursday? most normal people have work, or classes, or are sleeping in
>>96205 #
fair, fair, but I was surprised at the sheer amount of them
there were more pensioners shopping at 11 than there are people in the grocery store 30 minutes after business hours close on a friday night
>>96207 #
NOOOOO now I am the geriatric
and ontop of now being old? I woke up this morning, checked myself out in the mirror for my daily flex-off (I compete against the man in the other dimension daily for who can do a better pose, I always lose) and I found out that I am now OLD, FAT and BALD?
I thought this was going to be our summer, bros... I was voodoo cursed in my sleep
>>96206 #
>didn't point out that i said thursday instead of friday
oh no, i gaslit him into thinking it's thursday
>>96203 #
>the EU elections
Oh yeah funny story, last Thursday the gay communists were on my college trying to incentivize people to vote and they approached me asking if I was going to vote for me, I asked them if they were the good or the bad guys, they told they were the good guys so I said yeah I'll vote for you
leaving the EU means we dont have to vote in EU elections, too ez
>>96210 #
Kind of related but last time I was approached by those kinds of people at my uni it was the Red Cross trying to raise funds or something, when they approached me I said "Sorry I dont like Switzerland" because I couldnt think of any other way to get out of the conversation
he looked at me like I was a retard and Im wondering if he got it later on
>>96213 #
kek, I remember once standing outside a classroom with a backpack on my shoulders, being approached by some girl wanting to "question me" for her thesis or whatever the fuck, and I told her "Sorry, I don't study here"
frick, I meant that she asked me "Hey, bla bla bla i'm doing a thesis and have to ask college students..." and I said that I wasn't enrolled
>>96206 #
>OLD, FAT and BALD
Only 2 out of 3 here LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>I was voodoo cursed in my sleep
That reminds me, I've had a very bad night today, and a nightmare where some ghost women were choking me to death in my sleep. Woke up in cold sweat and couldn't fall asleep for like 20 minutes afterwards.
Today is just not my day.
>>96216 #
I want to say something like that next time a huezilian approaches me.
The best I could come up when they approached me with a "Excuse me", was to say "You're excused" and kept walking
>>96219 #
next time a huezilian tries to ask you for something, sing this to them
it will pacify them as they think about their home country, giving you enough time to escape
>>96220 #
Ever since I started noting down funny rude things to tell them, they just stopped approaching me, I'm so angry
look at her go!
Actually, last time I was approached on the street by someone speaking huezilian, it was an east asian tourist looking to improve his portuguese by asking random people for directions.
I totally ignored his request and gave him the directions in my most perfect bri'ish accent
>>96225 #
Whats the biggest giveaway someone is speaking hue instead of portuguese? is it the você / tu usage?
(and as a result, the você conjugation for verbs like come instead of comes)
>>96226 #
A gringo like you might think portuguese/brazilian is like american/british, but it's more like american/jamaican or whatever other fucked up country speaks your language
>>96228 #
no I get that theyre different but in the american and jamaican example, you can tell very noticable differences between them and Im asking you what those are between hue and portuguese since I dont know them
So a big part of it is word selection?
I am not explaining myself well and I'm getting frustrated at my shortcomings
I'm disappointed that I tried to write frustrated in three different ways and the corrector told me it was wrong every time
We can tell in less than a second that they're south american due to accent, doesn't matter how long they've lived here. It's different for africans, some of them (especially the ones from cape verde) can speak very well.
lets drop it
>>96232 #
>We can tell in less than a second that they're south american due to accent
before I had started learning hue I was in a conversation with this portuguese girl in my class and asked her what a few words meant and she, already by then, asked me why I had a brazilian accent, just by a few words
so I believe you
>>96234 #
Fun fact: every foreigner that moves and surprisingly learns the language, always speaks with a brazilian accent EXCEPT people from the balkans.
>>96235 #
Im assuming thats because a lot of the learning material online is for brazilian portuguese but that wouldnt explain why balks dont follow that trend, maybe they lack some of the sounds that huezilian has and therefore cant/dont/wont pronounce them and as a result dont sound like a hue
>>96236 #
>learning material online is for brazilian portuguese
Everything online is in brazilian. Even google translator Portuguese comes out as brazilian, which ends up being a good thing because it's really easy to tell when some foreigner used it to post somewhere
>>96238 #
I never thought of that, but I can try feeding it a paragraph and asking Claude to translate it to (european) portuguese
>>96239 #
As far as I've seen it seems to be better at translating than anything else so far, but that's from other languages to english, I haven't really tried using it the other way around.
My first attempt of translating some random american politics text was convincing.
I'll have to find some news about Poland, I know the word for polish (people) is different in brazil and portugal
>>96242 #
You should try some slang words, thats the easiest benchmark for me because most of the time regular translators just poop themselves on things like that.
Mhm, ClaudeGPT got the polish trick correctly.
>>96243 #
Could you a paste a paragraph of what you're thinking here, please
>>96244 #
That's actually impossible to do without knowing the language, you would know better than me what slang words can be used in portugese. Just try and coach him into using those (without naming them) and see if it actually does manage to know them.
kek I searched for english news articles with slang and the first thing I found was this:
>Today’s featured article begins:
>Do you know what a gyat is? What about a rizzler? And how, precisely, does one pay a Fanum tax?
I just did a perfect SA/SO no knockouts, no RUNNING paris, but i hit start streaming instead of start recording...
>A rizzler is a “good person,” according to Malcolm, a 10-year-old in Washington State.
>"Having rizz is when you have good game,” Alta said. “Being a rizzler is like when you’re a pro at flirting with people.” (Rizz is short for charisma.)
They are so smart
Gonna watch the first Evangelion Rebuild movie, 1.11 You Are (Not) Alone if anyone wants to join
.tv/frenchrotation
>“Não há uma maneira fofa de dizer — é apenas uma palavra para um grande rabo,” disse Alta, uma aluna do oitavo ano de 13 anos na Pensilvânia. “Se alguém tem um grande rabo, alguém dirá 'gyat' para isso.”
Sadly I gotta eat now so maybe I'll pop in later to be utterly confused.
>>96255 #
Depends on if you actually wanna wait for like 40 minutes, because that's the least amount of time I'm gonna be doing that. Still have to prepare some stuff for the dinner.
I'm in my sturdy corner and I think I already watched that movie...
Maybe I could go home, not like I'm doing anything here
ill stream Bakemonogatari until that guy returns from eating
only on episode 2 and I didnt understand episode 1 so nobody is missing anything
Lmao this guy is watching an anime for GIRLS hahahahaa
(what even is monogatari about, i only know of the uhhh blue hair orange dress girl)
This is all I know from Monogatari
.play [YouTube] ???
I'm gonna put the stream here because I can't login on twitch from my (((work))) laptop
.play twitch.tv/frenchrotation
i also walk around naked at home
Yeah buddy I'm on public, I can't watch this
damn is this really an anime for girls
come on bro im watching with my mom
I really thought this would be a wholesome girly slice of life animay for girls, all this nudity was unwarranted
I hope there is less fan service moving forward tbh
im not really into fan service in animes
Downloading Porco Rosso
now thats a good movie
>>96284 #
talking abuot miyazaki movies
are there torrents for the boy and the heron(?) movie yet? the weebs i used to talk with said it was the best movie of all time
>>96285 #
doesnt seem like it on nyaasi or 1337
I saw it on release day in the cinema, really visually stunning movie that I think you (impersonal pronoun) need to watch several times to understand and appreciate more
Im gonna stream it some day when a good quality torrent exists
>>96286 #
>release day in the cinema
Yeah that was the main appeal, it was the first time a Miyazaki movie showed up in a cinema here. One of the weebs lived in the african archipelago and I'm pretty sure he took a plane to the mainland to watch the movie
>>96287 #
impressive
yeah its the first miyazaki movie ive seen in cinema here too but not the first anime movie, I am decently blessed to have several smaller indie cinemas not too far away that sometimes host anime festivals and stuff like that, have seen some interesting if not a bit mid movies due to it
im actually more excited for fallout 4 london (fan mod) than elden ring dlc
pic related bc its a london couple
elden ring more like elden middening
get it? looooooooool
ITS THE CRAB WHAT THE
Is there any way to put NekoTV on picture on picture or how it's called
the music is really good, its like 00s spy games
Araragibros we just made a friend lets fucggin goooo
It's really difficult to keep up with the anime when it's subbed and I'm not looking at the screen
wtf that was boni??? boni is in this anime???
Erm, an actual good OP?
>Physical Age 11, Literal Age 22
Wew, thank god
Yeah if only I could put the TV on picture in picture, maybe I could keep up while WORKING (I'm adding pictures to a powerpoint)
I've done it. Hitman 2016, PARIS, MASTER DIFFICULTY
SILENT ASSASSIN
SUIT ONLY
NO KNOCKOUTS
NO RUNNING
NO THROWN OBJECTS
ONLY ONE CROUCH (TECHNICALLY 2, BUT THE GAME FORCED ME INTO THE 2ND, I DONT COUNT IT)
NO CLIMBING
uploading to catbox now
https://files.catbox.moe/yuk7lj.mp4
I don't think I need to write any commentary for this one, if you watched the bangkok video, this is much easier. no camera destruction, no weird pathing, this is actually just very simple.
>please wait 40 minutes for me, I'm going to eat
>actually boots hitman instead
So fucking based
>>96309 #
he is too powerful, nobody dares call him out for his blatant lies because he will actually assassinate us irl if we do
>>96309 #
>>96310 #
I wasn't the neko who asked to watch something, I haven't posted in like an hour because I've been trying to get this hitman run I got first try on an accidental stream. (I thought up the route in the shower and it immediately worked)
Every time I glace at the anime screen they're talking about sexo
Evangelion Rebuild 1.11 starts soon I need to toilet first brb
lil bro forgot to add undodgeable between brackets 💀💀💀
gonna upload a tok and then ill start the rebuild
REBUILDING
ONE TOK PER LINE
REALLY FAST
>They're watching evan gelion
>>96331 #
you asked me if they were going to be the choices for the saturday movies now that I have called a small gyllenhaal break and I said no, because they wont be saturday movie night movies
im just streaming them because I wanted to watch hem
>>96332 #
I was making a joke, neko.
a joke about always being right about anime watching
I know it's not saturday rn.
I might be a NEET but I do try to keep track of weekdays
Ani Mondays are being replaced by Louis Theroux Mondays.
I love the nekos here rn tho, I've mostly been posting crabs, fonkies and.. well I guess it has been mostly that.
not even in yuv420p10 or (double checks for HEVC..) ok I accidentally posted one HEVC, that was my bad.
>>96341 #
I'll see if I have a funkykintok in x264 before I convert.
>>95442 #
>HEVC leads to deathsquads
>>95474 #
>HEVC means weird
some nekos will kill over a HEVC.
>>96342 #
the first post was obviously a joke and the 2nd post was just an example of why a post could make you "stick out"
>>96344 #
deathsquads? I want to say that theyre very obviously jokes but maybe they arent that obvious to someone who isnt accustomed to that type of humour nor has experience of seeing it being used and thus can tell that theyre jokes
>>96345 #
yeah, that one time above. so.. once.
>joking
my autism is at a level rarely seen by mankind.
I do get a lot of jokes, but if someone is rude I assume they mean it
>>96346 #
Its rare for people to be genuinely malicious here, at most it happens when people very obviously refuse to acclimate nor have any plans on sticking around so they just stay and waste both their own and our time
>>96348 #
thats a reference to the tiktok audio I would assume, someone posted a tok a bit further down with that audio
>>95449 #
>I am going to kill your family
this one too.
I guess joke? but still.
oh right there was one more
>>96185 #
>video about killing my family
someone really wants me and my, well I have no loved ones but still, dead.
but the good news is having no loved ones and being a NEET means I can spend more time with you guys.
hurrah!
>>96352 #
>me when you get home and order that squaddeath
I think I'm developing a strange sense of pleasure from all these threats.
(I'm not)
>>96353 #
Next time maybe read the previous 5 posts instead of hitting me with the "wydm" a bunch of times????
This is not a joke, I know where you are.
and that's why I got so angry at the notification thing. why do you have notifications whenever I post?
I just want to be able to exist without you people following me
there is no notification for when specific people post
I'm glad I'm becoming so insufferable that people now think I'm Boniposta.
You shouldn't post boni
Welp, I got BTFO
You can run, but you won't go far
>>96366 #
I don't do that. it's a big part of why I left sturdy, shit's hecking weird.
I do post a lot of crab tho, but not in that way.
>>96369 #
a couple of weeks, came over here and had some philosophy and programming talks and decided to move full time.
now I've decided to troll this place until my last breath though.
what Im wondering is, if you showed up to ttg in the last 1.5 years, how have you already managed to make such a name for yourself that you have been "hacked" and stalked with alleged people threatening to kill you wherever you go?
>>96370 #
How come you left a couple of weeks ago and yet you accused me of seeing me there like 3 minutes ago?
>>96376 #
wdym?
I for one welcome the new neko assuming he votes for ACIDPOSTER this election.
>>96370 #
>now I've decided to troll this place until my last breath though.
youre not doing a good job at it so far
>>96380 #
well fuck you very much then. why haven't you killed my family yet? are you at your trash job in your trash little shithole backend of the woods?
btw where was the 4chan meetup? do you live nearby?
Yeah nekochen is too popular now. I'm moving to inuchen.net, home of the inus
>>96381 #
>btw where was the 4chan meetup? do you live nearby?
the /int/ nationaldagsträffen happens every year in either stockholm or göteborg, I did not attend either, I have never attended either and I will never attend either
I just look at the swdenthread occasionally when I am bored
if you post on sturdy you will never be accepted here EVER
>>96387 #
I see. then I really apologize for calling out your hairline. I'm sure you have a really nice hairline.
and good thing I didn't try to face-search that guy, that would have been really awkward.
>>96390 #
yeah my hairline is all right. in regards to my hair in general I cut of 2 years of growth yesterday, I lost 200g of total bodyweight by doing it because my hair is so thick
but like I have been saying, I think youve painted me up as a villain in your mind when you arent even sure when I am posting
you know, everytime i look at neko now i got no idea what you guys are talking about
>>96391 #
only because you have been telling me I should leave so many times.
and for being triggered about me snoo snooing your susu. whiteknight simp swede
>>96395 #
I never have, Ive been the one saying that youre welcome to stay if you want, as long as you try to fit in
I did call you weird for saying you wanted to get fucked to death by my tokfu though
>>96396 #
again, I didn't mean it that way at all, I REALLY like puns. like I'll think of several and force myself not to make one.
and I don't want to be like you, so I won't try to fit in.
>>96396 #
If the snoo snoo joke was in response to say, leanbeefpatty, we'd all understand the joke right? Because she's built like a powerlifter
>>96397 #
Susu hadnt been posted recently when you said that, nor do I know of you as a poster enough to realize when you are joking. therefore I could only interpret your post as it was written
>>96398 #
well yeah because that ties into the whole "muscle woman" part of the joke
>>95331 #
>>95324 #
>>95320 #
>>96400 #
are you fucking high? susu was being posted right when I did.
>I don't know you enough
and that's the whole problem here. you all know who is who as soon as someone posts, and if it's not someone in the circlejerk they're automatically someone to judge on everything.
Do we need to have this exact discussion every single day?
>>96402 #
>if it's not someone in the circlejerk they're automatically someone to judge on everything.
this is a natural human instinct, its called hazing. you gotta see if someone is fit to join the herd or if they will just sap resources for zero mutual gain
>>96406 #
yet you cannot escape it. get used to it
>>96405 #
hazing is the worst part of mankind. I will not entertain it. its whole purpose is to belittle people and make them feel like they're not welcome.
well, congrats, you did it. I don't feel welcome.
so do you guys like titkoks
>>96406 #
>well, congrats, you did it. I don't feel welcome.
you were welcome until you started the whole "I will troll this site till I die" part given that you werent joking
>>96412 #
no. that started after the 'weird' thing. I never had any intention of trolling here before last night
>>96409 #
>>96413 #
Genuinely you are welcome here but the more you talk about how people make you feel unwelcome, the more you will be actively harassed because people know it bothers you.
>>96414 #
I am not going to try to fit in. I am going to actively mess with you.
you will have to have to deal with the result of your actions for years to come
Speaking of hazing, I took a picture with that jacket I found on the street and my mum said I looked handsome.
>arms are really back
ack, I meant LONG
I wonder, is it legal to actually tell the guy to shoot up a school or is that fedposting
>>96425 #
Doesn't everything on the interwebs have to obey american laws
In that case, definitely go shoot up a school, that would be epic
no
so pretty
If he's a NEET like he says I dont think he would be able to pass a hunting exam to be allowed to legally own a firearm
>>96430 #
I could if I wanted to, yeah
I dont have any diagnoses nor a criminal record that would barr me from doing so
>>96432 #
I've screenshot every post of yours and I will deliver them to the competent authorities if needed.
Oh you're somalian? Never mind then, carry on
Shinji
im in a coma
Neko you're trapped in a dream, we're using the DC Mini to send you this message. You need to WAKE UP.
>>96439 #
they changed the law in 2022 and oyu can now get any rifle platform you want for hunting, assuming it passes some restrictions, e.g. an AR-15 has to have an extended barrel that is I think over 18 inches in length or something, longer than normal anyhow
but you still need a hunting license which, if he is living on grants he probably has some diagnoses which means he cannot get one
>>96440 #
yeah I think there's a few rules.
not sure if you can easily get large magazines either, though that can always be fixed.
anyway I'm not ever going to harm an animal. I don't even drink milk, it's wrong to kill their children just to have some fucking baby food
>>96442 #
and in Sweden it's still allowed to kill ducklings without any sedatives. just send them into the meat grinder straight away.
as for the broilers, they break their legs and eat eachother (because of their huge need to eat, which they can't be allowed to do lest they die)
many farms are terrible at following the rules, so they use illegal methods to kill them
the law says you have to punch the animal in the head, but many use the spin method where you grab them by the head and spin them around so their neck breaks
Punch the chicken? For me, it's choking if
>>96446 #
a hard blow to the head does not mean punch, it means one of those butchering pistols that shows a piston into their brains to instantly kill them
or bultpistol as theyre called
from the regulatory authority:
>Dessa bedövningsmetoder får du använda på fjäderfän:
(a few options listed including the pistol that you mentioned)
>slag mot huvudet (reservmetod på enstaka djur som väger högst 5 kg).
>Ett mindre antal fjäderfän får avlivas genom slag mot bakhuvudet. Detta får inte ske rutinmässigt.
>Levande okläckta, halvkläckta och dagsgamla kycklingar får avlivas i kvarn med snabbroterande slagor.
TL for the non-swedes:
These sedation methods are allowed:
a punch to the head (as an alternative for a small number of animals at most 5 kg)
Other reserve methods:
a small number are allowed to be killed using a blow to the back of the head. Not to be used routinely.
Living unborn, half born and day-old chickens may be killed using a fast-rotating grinder.
Mmm, I love rules. They are tasty.
>>96451 #
yeah I saw this too, guess youre right. had no idea about this
its probably written in some jordbruksverket förordning or föreskrifter
>>96452 #
ye, it's on jordbruksverkets site.
I'm often amazed by things I take for granted to be humane and to make sense, but turn out to be completely crazy.
like how is a 'blow to the head' to be measured?
wtf y'all watchin
i HATE IT when something happens without prior notice
>>96454 #
evangelion rebuild movie 1.11
>something happens without prior notice
movies get streamed at random times whenever I feel like watching something and think that someone else might want to join in
if I streamed every time I watched a movie or a show my stream would be live like 4x as much but people would get mad at me pausing and rewinding every time I get caught on a thought and have to go back 20 seconds
>>96458 #
hasnt stopped me in the last 8 months
>>96455 #
oh, that's pretty much the same as the anime,
i understand anon. i guess i will follow your twitch account and enable push notification.
the very last rebuild movie is so good
so i gotta ask some nekos here an honest question.
My grandmother's sister married when she was 60 to a man who lost his wife. they're like 80 years old now.
i was hanging around with them and he gave me an old android phone from 2010s and he told me couldn't get it fixed and had paid people way too much money to to keep trying. So today he gave me the phone and told me i could use it if i fixed it. I did literally nothing and it just worked.
But i wanted to see if there was anything important in it before i wiped the phone and i found some naked dude dancing seductively. not just one but multiple.
and it seemed like he had recorded it because it was in the camera folder. i guess i tell nothing right? but goddamn old people are so careless.
he had all his mails, messages, accounts etc. iwthout any passwords.
>>96453 #
made me think of that copypasta
>Kill fjäderfä. Behead fjäderfä. Roundhouse kick a fjäderfä into the concrete.
My mother's +60 year old sister married a man out of desperation and the guy is pretty much using her for whatever left over money her dead ex-husband left(which is a lot). kind of pisses me off but some people are weak I gues.
>>96456 #
if you arent on neko 24/7 that would make sense but whenever I do go live I always write about it happening, even if the heads up isnt that far ahead
this time I just said I was going to watch the first rebuild movie, someone said they had to eat first so it started ish 50 minutes after the "heads up"
>>96459 #
you have that magic touch.
it's like smacking a tv, half the time it works one hundred percent of the time.
>send noods
I would just act like I hadn't seen it.
>recorded it
closeted I guess? but being bi is nothing weird imo
>>96459 #
>i guess i tell nothing right?
I would just delete it and pretend like nothing tbh
even in the worst case where he's cheating, theyre 80, I would probably spare them the relationship trouble even if it would go against what I would normally do
>>96459 #
(many) people really don't understand just how much data is on their phones.
truly amazes me, but also makes sense in a way. how many keep track of what it actually is, even young people
The only toks I've found with the pika girl sound are actually a slideshow... Truly over...
>>96459 #
he must've accidentally downloaded it, probably is a virus that downloads gay porn to his phone, i personally blame the russians for trying to steal the US election in 2020, and probably for doing this too.
thank you for your service grandpa.
>>96468 #
acabou
.play [YouTube] ???
.skip
>>96471 #
It's on this fu page btw, I could post some images but oh well.
Wait why the heck do I have HEVC of her... Foiled again
>>96476 #
HEVC is good format. tho I do find the open source codec better.
I wonder.. does firefox play x265, or does that just make it HEVC in the end anyway?
guess I'll just try.
>>96481 #
>x265 == HEVC
yeah that's what I'm thinking, that the conversion is free and open-source but it just ends up being HEVC anyway.
>tested it
ye is HEVC
.play https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DpxPpr5K3tg
this is the future prime minister of britain.
>got back just as the anime stream ended
>now i can do hitman runs for 8 hours
pog tastic.
.play [YouTube] ???
nekochen party night (afternoon) everyone switch to the RAVE theme
tried finding a cosplay tok with the pikagirl audio and found this
some horndog might like it
nekochen.... home.....
I looked into the "hard hit to the head" thing and they recommend using a steel rod or similar object to ensure "immediate unconsciousness and death"
basically smack it so hard to instantly explode its brain and then decapitate it or let it exsanguinate
anyway, here is new Thenie.
Not even posting it in HEVC yuv420p10 opus.
I will get back to trolling soon, promise.
does anyone use grapheneos here?
>>96489 #
I think athena has gotten better at making toks as she has gotten older
but maybe thats also because I didnt like looking at a 13 year old when she was that age, no clue
rare friday movie
at some time after 2200 CEST I will stream Porco Rosso (1992) if anyone wants to join
Run time: 1h37 I think it said, I didnt read closely
still the french channel
>>96496 #
syncwatch
sometime around this time, not exact but ish
>>96494 #
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also the clean spin tok
>>96509 #
the other of the two handsome and generous gentlemen
he is the one that has cancelled our hopes and dreams, and he is running in the upcoming election. Thoughts? Will you vote for the man that DASHED your dreams of watching animondays?
Vote Bonald.
>>96509 #
you know the anime monday/tuesday stream DOESN'T have koto as his profile picture right?
I use this as my twitch.tv profile picture. (it's fan art of killjoy from valorant, and i used to stream valorant every single day with a webcam and everything)
>>96514 #
More than once I've received flyers in mailbox to vote for Lula, like, I've never been in brazil why would I vote for him
vote for me, because i have a himiko toga girlfriend, and bonald poster has never even watched an anime in his life.
pic related, it's me and my girl.
Now that I remember, I used to take down posters saying to vote for Lula because the glue on the back was recyclable and I could use it for my own purposes
>>96519 #
what could one neko need that much glue for... sus
I have very powerful friends in the glue factory business and they will be paying you a visit soon...
if i were president i would make sure tax collected from nekos would go to cute tokker cosplays.
there would be three movie nights:one anime, one classic and one that passes the bechdel test.
each and every neko would be equal and (you)s would be distributed equally.
i would also open a livestream every month informing MY nekos of the news regarding our home.
brazilian nekos are gonna love this one because
1: tummy
2: brazil flag
>>96527 #
she's 'cosplaying' caveria from rainbow 6.
she looks nothing like cav, but y'know, pop off queen, i still would drop 50 swifted as a tummy tax.
oh yeah i would also allow all language to be spoken. not just portuguese and englishvote for the man with the big belly swedish anons
CLAIMING 8=====D for the rekiposter nation
only rekiposter would have one that short anyways
Attaching a tok to let everyneko know who the devil behind this rude remark was
Muhahaha, now that there is another swedish person posting the same tokfu, nobody will know which one made this post. Evil, cunning, clever 😈😈😈
That brazilian with the small skull showed up on my fyp again
kinda crazy that we both like portugese too. though I prefer euro portugese.
I do like the language, but no I have way too many languages on my list.
I'm procrastinating German rn, and of course the weeb-lang. cba with the moon runes, so I only put in half effort on that.
say something nice about reki, or i will have you sent to the dungeons when i become dictator
>>96544 #
and to elaborate:
for some reason I really can't take Spanish, I can watch a french show and somewhat keep up or identify at least words/meaning.
so with french I can like that, same goes for german/dutch for example.
but with spanish it feels like I should understand, but I don't get it at all.
portugese I don't understand, but the flow of the language makes up for it a thousand times. it's so nice.
>>96542 #
oh hey meanwhile you're here please let me ask you a question
how different are brazilian and european portuguese? is it like a difference in pronounciation where both can read and write exactly the same way?
>>96548 #
yeah I hate the sound of european spanish, I just think it sounds gross and very salivated
I am okay with latin american spanish thoughever, like mexican and the south american variants
.play [YouTube] ???
is anyone listening to the s3rl music or can I skip?
.skip
I am the Acidposter, direct all hate towards ME (The Acidposter) if you object to this skip
.invalidateskip
.play [YouTube] ???
>>96560 #
that wasnt a reply to me nor do I know enough portuguese to know the difference
why are you asking swedish people the difference in portuguese dialects naurrrrr nekka gone crazy naurrrr
nekochen is the home of the niggas, the nekkas and occasionally these guys
>>96568 #
I haven't seen them tho. but I have heard of it.
truly a magnificent being.
are they also the one that ordered the 2D-set?
>>96570 #
oh yeah this is the image he had it made with. i think he also had a 500 dollar japanese toaster with settings on it.
don't know about the 2D-set.
>>96571 #
for some reason I thought he ordered it from loser and that she obliged.
though I now know that that image is from her notorious tok, not from +18 era loser.
>68...
>2020
yeah, none of you post anything loser has made since turning 18, my sus radar is off the fucking charts.
.play [YouTube] ???
>>96577 #
umm how old was she when she posted that "hug me" tok? she hasn't been very active in the last couple years.
boni plays new vegas? time for another 200+ hour plathrough
.play [YouTube] ???
Boni hasnt made a tok with this audio sadly
.play [YouTube] ???
Boni is a girl? Time to hit the pharmacy
>14 months ago
ok so 19 I guess. think 2D reveal was around 18, tho I am not up to date.
let's drop this lmao
prime neko hours.
>>96592 #
if you use firefox there's a workaround
at least for winshit it's to download the codec and do some setting in firefox. There's probably a similar workaround on some non-free linux dists like Arch, but not sure if all do if any.
but tbh I just mpv or ffmpeg it, I should probably script that actually.. I'll consider it.
>why not call it 265
it's h265, and that is annoying to type, and it says HEVC right there maaan
Did you guys know there is a button next to the title of the tok that you can click and it'll open the HEVC tok on the website? Amazing!!!!
.play [YouTube] ???
same band different song
>>96594 #
uh, firefox doesn't play it in browser no matter how you do it.
right click copy, open terminal, mpv dat shit
this song reminds me of the type of glitchpop stuff that was around in 2013 ish
.seek 60
.play [YouTube] ???
.play [YouTube] ???
.play [YouTube] ???
NekoTV's playlist looks like a brand new youtube account recommendation sidebar
>>96607 #
has always been the case
almost everyone here is or has been a sexhaver, half of the nekos are like >6'2''
man the only way i'm having sex is if some necrophiliac digs up my dead body
only 4 losertron hater neko
may your tokfus stop posting
>>96611 #
oh my god this is my favourite, do you have that one wednesday-thursday-friday you know the one
>join random twitch stream because it looks like a guy is playing disc golf
>hes swedish
>recognise the parking lot where he is streaming from
at this point I am wondering if I have played at this exact course already
>he walks past a sign stating which nature reserve he is on
yeah I have literally played on this course, thats so funny
>>96615 #
I think you should be banned from life
wtf does that tok have to do with anything?
you are bent in the head
>>96617 #
neko, the joke is i also replied to the post, so i would also be banned, and she obviously isnt 9 years old in that tok.
man, i gotta admit losertron is pretty cute
I'll request that Loser tok that had as audio the song "My band" by D12
this guy doesnt get any of the jokes
I just find it really weird when people pretend to like a tok I post just to mess with me
>>96613 #
>>96613 #
>>96625 #
no no nooo, i really liked the tok you postedbut i also really like the one i mentioned. please please please post it
Bonbiking... Bonbichad... May I please request but ONE simple tok from you...
A single Tsuyubi... It will satiate my desires of seeing perfection
i'm leaving to install grapheneos to my phone, if i don't have my loser when i comeback i will report you to the fbi
here you go, neko.
I should have posted it in x265 yuv420p10 but I felt cute, might delete later
>>96643 #
wait the guy that wanted weekday tok was the weirdo.
you can't make this shit up
why was I kind
no more I say, no more
>>96644 #
rule of thumb, if someone is begging you to upload a tok of a 15 year old, you can assume they're a weirdo, specifically a newfag weirdo, because anyone that has been on /ttg/ longer than a year would simply have the old toks they wanted already downloaded.
>>96645 #
noted and subscribed to.
and yeah I was wondering why they didn't already have that if they liked it.
rad or bonbi I guess
I hate this place. call people n-word and f-words and shit.
>>96646 #
i doubt it's a schizoposter, it's probably a telegram poster, which is why he wants toks of 15 year olds and why he doesn't have an archive of his own. probably thinks these websites are like AI and they just post the toks he requests.
Bren is making world record progress as we type in this second
he might finish the map, I think he has like 5 tricky obstacles left
OMG BREN, MY TRANSMANIA STREAMER, I WAS HERE.
>fell
its so over brenbros
literally every time i start typing that shit he falls.
his manager just dm'd him "hey bren you're getting too close to beating the map, we need to ride this gravy train for another week. please fall"
cadaverlaugh its over from us brennies
>I want to sleep but others are driving
yeah he has that cursed OCE timeline where he needs to grind to have a chance at winning or possibly surrender 8 hours of attempts to the young euro bucks
never posting loser again
weirdos can't get their will done
cant get their will done? I know just the guy who is a specialist in family and succession-related law problems, what a lucky coincidence
>>96661 #
one more run bros THIS IS THE RUN MY FUCKING STREAMER 😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼
what the, that emoji had a portuguese name for me, rosto de gato com sorriso irônico
>>96663 #
https://www.twitch.tv/bren_tm2
>>96662 #
prenup? No I intend for all of my property to be giftorättsgods
LETS GOOO, HES RESTARTING FROM 0 AND HE'S GONNA WIN IT ALL, I WAS HERE, I WAS QUEER, I LOVE BREN, I VOTE FOR BONALD.
>>96660 #
hey neko, want to get a prenup with me?
maybe your guy can be our divorce lawyer after
>grifterattsgods
but, neko, we can prenup it to my benefit.
give me the transmania link
I thought adblockers worked for twitch?
>>96662 #
sorry buddy but much like your toks, I think you're too old for me
also quads next number hope reki gets it
How many people have completed the deep dippity track
also I wasted quads on the a boring post. Forgive me neko.
>>96665 #
that's not what your mother said last night
she loved calling me daddy
>too old for you
can't help but feel like you're sus. want to snoosnoo some kid, neko? adults too much?
>>96668 #
my mom said you are not too old for me? that makes no sense
>she loved calling me daddy
yeah but that has nothing to do with my preferences in a partner desu I think you've got the wrong door, the motherlover club is two blocks down
Do they play trackmania with a gamepad or those race controllers
some on keyboard, some on controller
one pro plays wheel
i heard we were posting bonbis today
I wonder which part of the map do people fail at the most.
>And then, on july 7th, bren had THIS RUN.
*cuts to what's currently on stream*
CAN SOMEONE BRING BACK 2018 TIKTOK
>current height 663
>WR height somewhere in 1700m
oh boy
>current height 174cm
>WR height is 251cm
oh boy
>251
how do you compete with that?
https://www.twitch.tv/hazardu
this is the guy who is about to win. it will happen this run.
bren..... no
he reset
LETS GOOOO THIS IS THE RUN
MY FUCKING STREAMER IS GONNA BEAT DEEP DIP 2 ON THE DAY I STARTED HRT, LETS GOOOOO SISTERS
>>96696 #
you are so brave, neko..
here on nekochen, home of the allies, you can feel welcome and embraced no matter who you are!!!
Acidposter (me) says TRANS RIGHTS! <3
brenbros... he hates trans people because he refuses to win to support us...
this guy is literally a devilneko.
he is trying to get bren to have sleep hallucinations so he can plant his devilish seed in his mind and conquer it from within
hazardu bros, it's our time to shine
everyone I support ends up cursed bro wtf
you guys are cursed, how do you make them fall literally seconds after sending them support every time
imagine how much money the deep dip 2 creator has made in the last month from the millions of views, subs and donations being sent to streamers. (the deep dip 2 map creator takes 5% commission for every penny they earn playing her map)
>>96708 #
there are like 16 mappers and I dont know if they got much personally, most people just donated to streamers for playing and to the prize pool which is taken 100% by the first 3 finishers
Dont know who Lars is, but hazardu is my betting race horse
https://www.twitch.tv/lars_tm
they are on the same jump
call me snoozeu because i've been sleeping on this tok.
lars is out
elconn21 is now also in the contender, he is at the end of floor 8
brenbros I think our time is over...
>tenshi has setup up TTS donations
>that asuna (dubai prince) guy is spamming 3 dollar donations to have a conversation with her.
tenshi live? yeah goodbye dippers I want real content
gonna donate 50 big fish to hear spongebob read my funny message
>he has been following her for less than 2 months
>he has given her 74 gift subs this month
>at least 150 last month
>he is a mod in her chat
yeah he actually must be a dubai prince or some shit, i dont know why you'd give this much money to tenshi of all people in such a short timeframe.
also, responding to your comment, i had a friend who changed his xbox live gamer tag to his legal name [First Name Last Name].
after he got bnored of it, he requested a namechange, and got it for free, because it technically broke the terms of service to do that, so instead of the usual price of like £10 he got a free name change, was poggers.
if you were a dubai prince, would you do any different?
>>96725 #
>got it for free, because it technically broke the terms of service to do that
I had a name on league that was I was able to change for free just because I wrote a ticket and said I was remorseful about choosing it and had matured and realized that it was a bad name
the reason was true but they were nice to let me change it for free instead of banning me for it
why are ruskis like this?
>setup TTS donations
>dont listen to them anyways
devilish
wait till she hears about how people used to kill babies as a weird roundabout to get executed, because suicide gets you sent to purgatory so suicide is immoral, the logic being children are all pure of heart so go to heaven, so them dying really isn't that bad, they just go to heaven early. makes you think
>>96730 #
whoops, sorry simp, looks like you need to drop another 3 dollars in the TTS dono.
>2 messages in chat
>she hasnt read any of them
yeah she HATES ME
yeah i love giving 3 dollars every 2 minutes to spam facts from coolepicfacts.com
eyah im glad i have my VTM game now, otherwise i would be hatewatching tenshi's stream to react to the midwits giving her cash.
she is the best
262 gift subs in just under 2 months (he started following her on the 11th of april 2024)
+bits
+donations
we're talking at least $1400 given to her in 2 months, of which she earns about half because twitch takes half, meaning he's a simp for twitch.tv's ceo's new yacht.
not to forget the other word, ombudsman.
not sure if there are any other swedish words in english.
my favorites are norwegian and german of course,
only out of spite to feel the schadenfreude
wb, rad
New germ i guess
Im starting to look like a roman emperor, I need a haircut
>just makes man hating content
>>96754 #
in university you are assigned random housing, most usually mixed gender housing, for your first year.
you can request same gender housing but most are mixed gender.
>>96755 #
That's insane. I guess I live in a very backwards country since it would literally never happen here. The housing is only mixed in a way that you might live next door but putting 2 different gendered individuals into one room was a big no-no, basically never happened unless it was a married couple that specifically petitioned for it.
>>96757 #
Even that was banned. Like the worst you could see is sharing a kitchen between genders but that's because there weren't any kitchens that were inside the rooms (they were communal).
And those were cleaned up by the cleaning staff so nobody was at a loss there if they got unlucky when it comes to being on a specific part of the floor.
ended up installing a custom rom of lineageOS because of how much of a piece of shit the phone is
also damn didn't realize i was being weird, you didn't have to be rude about it
whats with people being upset at being called weird? its not that deep
its happened twice now
>>96761 #
being called weird in high school by your peers and being called weird by a fellow neko are not the same thing.
one hurts much more than the other :(
idk, I personally dont see it
being called weird just means your behaviour in that moment is off and its not a permanent mark on someones character
>>96764 #
but unless youre that new guy, I cant say for certain that the person calling you weird had the same intentions as I did when I called him weird
I was called weird a lot as a kid but people liked me. So I dont take it personally.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urbanization_by_sovereign_state
where does your country stand in the list
>>96761 #
I'm pretty sure this (the one being upset at being called weird now) guy is just pretending, acting out the post-dictionary event event.
I for one appreciate the effort. I think it's rad or one of the hangers on
istg everyone here is abot
your 250 IQ doesn't make you smart
you know, I have to give major props to portugato
a great addition to the 'chen
u guys are addicted to being mean to this one random anon
I wasn't mean, he did actually massacre that funky tok. I've even checked my version because I was afraid that he got it off me.
do we have any anons who play music here?
>posting 13 year old chip
great newfags
>>96799 #
I had a brief phase but I quit once I realized that I had negative talent for it.
My brain was meant for other things it seems.
>>96801 #
if it's not too personal, is there something you like to do? what your brain was meant for i mean.
you guys have a good evening, see you in the movies.
fine, no more crab
no more loser
no more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
I plan to soon try to get into making 'puter music, but I absolutely do not care about the audio engineering side of it
And by vocaloid I mean the usual anime cartoons you're used to, if you want to use realistic voices there's plenty english software, but at that point maybe just sing it yourself mhm?
