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>>92778 #
Personally I can ignore the heck out of it, but when I see that a fu is posted regularly with dumbass posts by the worst kind of people, that's what kills my drive to post her at all.
Anonymous
>post a fu for the first time because I thought it was funny she was wielding an axe
>get called "the worst kind of people"
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Anonymous
>>92780 #
hes not talking about you
Anonymous
>>92780 #
Oh no it wasn't about you lmao. I don't think you've ever posted anything bad with a snoo post, or at least I don't remember.
>>92786 #
Anonymous
>>92780 #
It was about you. They are trying to gaslight you.
Anonymous
>>92784 #
>posted the worst kay
Yep. I agree.
Anonymous
>>92782 #
>I don't think you've ever posted anything bad
I know neko, I'm kind of a beloved member around here
>>92787 #
Anonymous
>>92786 #
>I'm kind of a beloved member around here
I know, I have an extended doxx folder on everyone who posts here and their favorite fus. But I also pretend I don't sometimes. My devilry knows no bounds 😈
>>92788 #
Anonymous
decided to watch a musical and it's the gayest thing I've ever seen.
Anonymous
I am become sexpilled condommaxxer
Anonymous
>>92788 #
>when dip
Easy, when you're bored during the classes :)
>wdip
I'm not sharing my folder, that would be breach of privacy.
>>92792 #
Anonymous
nothing but tradition is keeping us from making threads earlier than every 2k
>>92797 #
Anonymous
We should never make a new thread and stay in that previous reki edition forever
>>92796 #
Anonymous
>>92795 #
what if reki makes a new tok, then you wouldnt be able to make a new reki edition
>>92798 #
Anonymous
>>92793 #
This fu has insanely strong core, and/or very low bf.
>>92794 #
I mean, that and probably the fact that threads over 2k (like 5k for example, since we've had one like that) load pretty slow and it gets kind of annoying.
>>92799 #
Anonymous
>>92796 #
What if Reki was one of us?
Just a stranger on the bus?
Anonymous
>>92799 #
Took me a few seconds to get it.
Yea, FUCK YOU
Anonymous
why did i choose to watch this musical
>>92804 #
Anonymous
>>92803 #
Book of Mormons? because its le hecking based and atheistic
Anonymous
Blogpost: I have tried the Hawaiian squats, I don't really have the ankle dorsiflexion to do them properly, but even if I did, they do not seem harder to do than pistols, so basically a party trick.
I'll just do shrimps today.
>>92806 #
Anonymous
>>92806 #
Wdym neko? They seem fine, I didn't feel anything out of the ordinary when it comes to my back while doing them.
Anonymous
just got back home from the restaurant, finally can enjoy some fricking tigtogs in peace.
>>92809 #
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>>92809 #
better than the aloo gobis i've had before, but was a very small portion size for a main course, i am NOT happy.
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>>92810 #
I called them ahead of time and told them about your new years resolution and they were nice to accomodate you and help you achieve your goals
>>92812 #
Anonymous
>>92812 #
They've added a bit of hormone blockers to your meal so your back whatever they're called plates unfuse.
Anonymous
>>92813 #
thats a different guy, you can tell because he's got a new haircut.
Anonymous
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EmQ just opened a patreon.

What membership best describes you, are you an "emi guy" or an "emquiziiiiii guy"?
I like how she spells tier correctly the first time, and then after that its "tair", she is so silly
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Anonymous
>>92816 #
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXO
respectfully, of course
>>92818 #
Anonymous
He asks. And then I go into the details. And then they call me a sexhaverneko and all the bad names. Nope, I ain't doing that.
Anonymous
>blueclover
>didnt post a blue clover
you had ONE JOB
>>92823 #
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>>92822 #
that's a pink clover :D
Anonymous
>>92778 #
the most opinion i’ve expressed on anything is that i like cute girls
Anonymous
>>92827 #
you will not be laughed neko, for it is not a funnily post...
Anonymous
Hitman Silent Assassin Suit Only is pretty hard, I was doing those runs earlier today, I still think it's more interesting than the speedrun strats they use where they all just snipe through walls and use explosives for accidents.
Anonymous
>>92830 #
okay I can do a Sapienza
Anonymous
Bravo. BR A V O.
Standing ovation
Anonymous
i hope that was as fun to watch as it was for me when i was planning it out earlier today
Anonymous
that was great genuinely
Im watching the WR for SA/SO right now and he kinda mogged you tbh but you still did decent, like 2nd place world I think
>>92837 #
Anonymous
Can't believe I missed all of it
Anonymous
>>92835 #
as I said, the sapienza SA/SO runs are the only one I think is actually interesting to watch, pick ANY other mission and it's all just "i go to this spot, fastunpack my sniper, shoot both targets across the map, and then run to an exit and end the mission in 3 seconds"
>>92840 #
Anonymous
It was cool, I'm glad I could make it for most of it even though I wasn't there from the start :)
Anonymous
I know
Anonymous
>>92837 #
I cant even understand how he kills Francesca in the video
.play [YouTube] ???
can you explain how she dies? is the duck involved?
>>92841 #
Anonymous
>>92840 #
proximity explosive duck, francesca walks close enough to it for it to activate, but it lands in a place where nobody sees it, since they dont see the explosive that killed her, it is counted as an accidental death from the game.
>>92842 #
Anonymous
>>92841 #
oh I see, had no idea that was an item in the game
clever to have found a way to panic her with shots to walk over the duck without anyone else pathing there first
>>92843 #
Anonymous
>>92842 #
yeah, it's a high level item. a lot of what he uses is, like the tranquilizer gun, i think that's a high level item from hitman 3.
i dont have access to it.

it's another reason im not a big fan of the SA/SO speedruns, because they rely on imported gear. my SA/SO run earlier today uses stuff you'd start with by default.
Anonymous
theres a 1:14 SA/SO default loadout run and someone who made a speedrun in 54 minutes of the entire campaign, SA/SO default loadout too
Anonymous
>All of the Hitman WOA, SASO Accident Only No Loadout No KO No Running Master Difficulty.
it is NINE hours long.
>>92846 #>>92847 #
Anonymous
oh nvm I found a hitman S1&2 video that might not be hitman 3
>>92845 #
>No KO No Running
this just seems like making it harder for the sake of the gimmick
>>92848 #
Anonymous
>>92845 #
the hitman games are very short, their value comes from the replayability than their longevitiy.
Anonymous
>>92846 #
it's fine, hitman 1 and 2 were imported into hitman 3, it's all the same game now
Anonymous
this is a sapienza, SA/SO, no knockout, no loadout run
[YouTube] ???

it's 8 minutes long, im not gonna put it on nekotv but if you're at all interested it's very cool to watch how he paths it.
Anonymous
im watching it NOW
Anonymous
That was really interesting, he used completely different strats to me. He got to Caruso's bedroom to break his model boat, inside of which is hidden a copy of the virus coded to Francesa's DNA, so he throws it at her, and it obviously only kills her.
Then he breaks the observatory open, which I didn't even realize that panel did, which makes Caruso walk towards it to investigate and into the path of the solar system, which he drops below for an easy accident kill,
He also routes to find a stalagtite that is positioned perfectly to destroy the virus, meaning he doesn't shoot the virus itself.

It's really cool to see, I've learned stuff today. Before I was planning a SA/SO sniper route because you can snipe Caruso when he goes to the observatory, but the only way I knew to activate it was inside, if I can just shoot it from the outside, that makes things very simple. An SA/SO sniper route would be very very simple with that trick in mind.
>>92853 #>>92855 #
Anonymous
>>92852 #
>Caruso's bedroom to break his model boat, inside of which is hidden a copy of the virus coded to Francesa's DNA
What's the lore on this?
>>92854 #
Anonymous
>>92853 #
Both targets are planning on killing each other. Francesca is an amoral bitch who works for ETHER, and she thinks Caruso is a liability because well, he's fucking crazy and he's paid a private detective to get DNA samples of all the people who bullied him at school. He plans on using his virus to kill those who bullied him. ETHER, the company paying for all this, upon hearing this agrees that Caruso is too dangerous to keep around.
Caruso is a paranoid nut job who had an extremely overprotective and overbearing mother, whom he killed a few years ago, he has a weird complex around women because of it, and he's keeping a backup killvirus on Francesca. Caruso, for all his faults, isn't an evil guy, he doesn't want the virus to exist, certainly not for the corporate paymasters that are funding the project. He's just severely mentally ill (albeit a genius).

You have to kill them both AND destroy the virus to prevent it ever being finished, both of them are smart and knowledgeable enough about the project to recreate it.

>lore on the boat
It is actually never mentioned nor hinted at in the game. It's just something people discovered after a lot of exploration. Nothing guides you towards breaking a model boat in his bedroom.
>>92855 #
The no knockout stuff is great, really makes you think about how to play the game differently.
Looking at how he routed, I could possibly adjust my run to also be no knockout, it would be difficult but doable. I might give it a go tomorrow.
Anonymous
>>92852 #
yeah that video was crazy impressive
I like the no knockout strats, that's what silent assassin means to me imo
>>92854 #
Anonymous
>IO Interactive
>IO Interactive A/S is a danish video game company
First time I say this but I kneel to the danes. Saw a video on the tutorial mission and how if you destroy the sugar, the target has no other choice but to use honey in her tea (which you can poison) leading to an accident kill
>>92857 #
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in 10 minutes. does anyone else want to restream this?because i dont
Anonymous
if you do Ill watch it, I am off tomorrow
Anonymous
I hope it's Sonic 3
Anonymous
theyre watching maze runner (2014)
>>92863 #
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>>92862 #
This is the first time I hear about this movie. It has to be a masterpiece no doubt.
>>92865 #
Anonymous
just like sonic 2 was. tenshi has such great taste in music and she's immortal. i-
Anonymous
>>92863 #
from what Ive heard the maze runner series is decent enough but imo nothing im interested in enough to watch with her discord
Anonymous
I watched Maze Runner on the birthday of some girl in my class back when I was a little guy or maybe that was Hunger Games, but I did watch the Maze movie nonetheless*
>>92867 #
Anonymous
>>92867 #
ntn but that's the only one I've watched
Anonymous
>>92867 #
Cool flex: I read all the Hunger Games books before the movies came out
I was definitely too young to understand what the fuck was going on
Anonymous
when he's bald and an assassin 😻
Anonymous
I find it cute that 'a handful' translates to 'uma mão-cheia'
Anonymous
I think I'm gonna shave my head bald, only wear suits and start throwing coins everywhere. Aby extra advice on how to looksmaxx?
>>92873 #>>92874 #
Anonymous
>>92872 #
Mew for a full decade a drink lots of milk everyday so you can grow an extra half meter before you attempt to shave your head
Anonymous
>>92876 #
a bar code might be your thing, i heard its kinda trendy and people might think you are a super high elo starcraft 2 player
Anonymous
>>92875 #
this tok just made me remember the tokker that rekineko used to post, it was a british(?) guy who cosplayed Lux from league of legends
actually a good cosplay too, he looked kind of like how disney draws and animates characters
>>92880 #
Anonymous
>>92880 #
I thought he was a good cosplayer, what can I say
if you only posted him twice like 10 months ago its crazy that I remember him tbh
the best solo male crossdress cosplayer in the game
>>92882 #
Anonymous
>>92881 #
It can't have been 10 months ago because 10 months ago i didn't know nekochen existed, I first posted here in April 2024
>>92883 #
Anonymous
>>92882 #
I just randomly guessed a number
but it was definitely pre-october probably during august so 9 motnhs is close enough
>>92884 #
Anonymous
>>92883 #
I'm gonna guess I posted him in.... December. Specifically December 13th
Anonymous
>>92885 #
SEXOOOOOOOOOOO
Respectfully
Anonymous
male (but biologically female)
Anonymous
>>92896 #
I am thoroughly confused by this post.
Anonymous
>>92899 #
I dont watch toks with that audio. In the case of bubs tum it made me watch it like 4 seconds longer than usual but that was enough to test my limits
I cannot bear the language
>>92901 #
>HEVC
I wont have to even find out if its the arab audio or not, thank god
Anonymous
OKAY ILL FUCKING CONVERT THEM Jesus I always forget because they're supposed to be all converted anyway automatically but it probably crashed or something during downloading some fus.
Anonymous
If it wasn't for the attach feature, I would never post any tok here because I don't know how to convert them 💀💀💀
Anonymous
nekochen 6s premier team in tf2 when?
i can play scoot or medic
>>92905 #>>92907 #
Anonymous
>>92905 #
yeah ok we lost
you cant main spy in 6s thats just insta loss hes an off-pick for when you need to counter a heavy or break a choke
its over
>>92909 #
Anonymous
>>92904 #
No one here ever wants to do anything
We tried Risk, we tried Mafia...
Anonymous
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Breaking news: Jesse Eisenberg, famous actor starring in the hit neko weekday afternoon movie The Double (2013) reportedly is seeking Polish citizenship
Amongst other news, check back in tomorrow.
>>92912 #
Anonymous
>>92906 #
I main your mom.

GOTTEM
Anonymous
>that guy at BGC that has a full beard and a deeper voice than me but insists on being called She/Her
>>92913 #
Anonymous
That guy is MAAM
Anonymous
>>92908 #
>reportedly is seeking Polish citizenship
Sorry, we're full.
Anonymous
>>92914 #
I'm voting for the Boniposta. He would never do something this allyphobic, ever.
I suggest everyone else does the same.
>>92916 #
Anonymous
>>92915 #
HE WAS TRANSPHOBUC EARLIER...

wait a gosh darn minute, I recognise that typing speed. YOU are the boniposta
>>92917 #
Anonymous
This conversation will be my masterpiece. I have successfully managed to devilishly mislead and obfuscate the truth.
>>92922 #>>92923 #
Anonymous
>>92921 #
>obfuscate
UHHH I HAVE AUSPEX I CAN SEE THROUGH IT
t. This is what auspex users actually believe
Anonymous
>>92921 #
Well done, Agent 47.
Your next mission: rig the ballot and eliminate the acidposter.
>>92924 #
Anonymous
*throws a coin behind the acidposter*
Anonymous
God damn you nekos... I was supposed to go to sleep but now I'm giggling like a schoolgirl...
I'll go get some water and cool down, goodnight, hope you don't burn the midnight oil for too long
>>92928 #>>92930 #
Anonymous
>>92927 #
I'm pulling an all nighter to write some bullshit essay I have to present tomorrow afternoon, I'll be here for a long time :)
Anonymous
>>92927 #
Neko really is the funniest and gayest website on the planet
>>92931 #
Anonymous
>>92932 #
I dont have the edit but I did see a new edit earlier today
>>92934 #
Anonymous
>>92933 #
Post the new edit, I'm going back in the archives to get back broken
Anonymous
>>92938 #
Zodiac and Nightcrawler would be kino movie night options
>>92941 #
Anonymous
>>92939 #
they will be on in due time (I am a Jake Gyllenhaal MEATRIDER)
Anonymous
>>92940 #
Fable 2, despite being a huge retrace of fable 1, was great. All the fable games have soul. I desperately hope the reboot will be good
>>92944 #
Anonymous
>>92944 #
Yes, announced but no date iirc. Possibly vaporwave, microsoft loves to kill its own franchises
Anonymous
>>92949 #
She looks like Mice on Venus, has the same bedroom too :D
>>92951 #
Anonymous
>>92950 #
Impossible i havent seen a mice on venus tiktok in months
>>92952 #
Anonymous
>>92951 #
Why do good tokkers not post?
I've had this question for a real long time.
>>92954 #
Anonymous
>>92954 #
>She was within 50 miles of me
I missed my chance. It's over
>>92956 #
Anonymous
>>92955 #
you're gonna have to follow her home. Also isnt it sleep hours for europeans?
>>92957 #
Anonymous
>>92957 #
you need a tranquilizer dart
Anonymous
>he goes to sleep at 1am
blud....
>>92960 #
Anonymous
>>92959 #
What's the prob, dog?
Anonymous
It's only 1am and I'm already fucked up, I'm not making it through this all nighter
>>92962 #
Anonymous
>>92962 #
I tried to sleep from 3pm to 10 to prepare for the night, but I woke up at 6 without any alarm :/
>>92964 #
Anonymous
>>92965 #
by turning your sleeping schedule australian?
Anonymous
>restaurant chain chipotle starts getting stingy with how much meat they put in their burrito bowls
>people on tiktok film themselves walking out on their order if they don't get enough meat
>chipotle corporate tells employees to give more meat to any customer with their phone out
I should go to chipotle and try this
Anonymous
hitman update, just completed the paris level SA/SO, only had 2 knockouts, pretty sure I can do it with 0 knockouts just need to grab a bit more poison
>>92973 #>>92977 #
Anonymous
I had so many dreams tonight that when I woke up, the first thought I had was "Whre the fuck am I now?"
Anonymous
>>92973 #
If I pull off a SA/SO, no knockout run on master difficulty paris. I'll stream it later to show it off.
>>92977 #
Anonymous
mountain biking is hella fun
Anonymous
>>92971 #
>>92974 #
yeah im sure it's possible but it's too difficult for my smoothbrain right now. the route i've come up with requires distracting a bodyguard with a thrown coin, immediately killing the target whilst the bodyguard is turned around and stuffing them in a closet.
it's just too hard to pull off fr fr
Anonymous
he's figured us out
Anonymous
Today I decided to study in the Physics department of my college, and I've never seen such a high concentration of highly dysgenic people.
Why is everyone here so ugly?
>>92982 #>>92981 #
Anonymous
>>92980 #
From my experience ,as a biology chad, the other physical sciences are exclusively studied by the ugliest of peoples
Anonymous
>>92980 #
Not caring for your appearance or hygiene is a common symptom of autism and other stuff like that
>>92983 #
Anonymous
>>92982 #
I'm not even mentioning hygiente, everyone I see here is a manlet and Norwood enthusiast
Anonymous
probably a self fulfilling prophecy
>ugly as a young person
>get ostracized
>end up studying and liking sciences
>go to science uni
>find an equally ugly gf
>have ugly kids
>ugly kids get bullied
>end up studying
>>92985 #
Anonymous
>>92984 #
I've been to the Maths department (they're both numbers nerds) and people there are so much nicer looking. Also a lot more women.
The one time I went to the Biology department no one was there. I assumed it's because everything is so easy nobody studies in there. I would go there more often if the seats and tables weren't so uncomfy.
Anonymous
I wouldnt call maths and physics the same in terms of demographic. Ive only ever met normal maths interested people and weirdos that were into physics
Anonymous
I'm also feeling a little bit too self-conscious about being on the hello kitty website while everyone can see my 'puter screen.
Anonymous
if anyone asks, tell them about your 'fu and ask them if they have one of their own
Anonymous
A lot of people at BGC study maths/economics/comp sci.
Nobody there studies physics.

You do recall I have called them all fat and trans right? Things are looking bad for the maths fans...
>>92996 #
Anonymous
I don't think I've ever see a trans around here.
Maybe they all pass too well...
>>92991 #
Anonymous
>>92990 #
Trust me, you'd know the moment they open their mouths. Transwomen are incapable of sounding like biofems, and the voice training routine they all use if they try and sound feminine makes them sound hoarse, and forced and like they're on the verge of tears. I have listened, unfortunately, to a lot of trans videos on youtube and they ALL have this strange "I am being held at gunpoint" voice.

Perhaps that is just their experience with women irl? Me, a chad neko? They're usually very happy to see me, so I don't hear the "I am cryin and in danger" voice ever, so I cannot relate.

This post isn't just me being transphobic, I love trans people, slava ukraine
Anonymous
>>92978 #
You're right, I have hots for twinks :)
Anonymous
>>92994 #
Conspiracy theory: the transmania streaming community hired a guy to build an impossible level, just so they could farm content and make BANK for weeks.
>>92997 #
Anonymous
>>92989 #
>Things are looking bad for the maths fans...
I am norwooding and I love math. Your theory seems to be correct.
>>92998 #
Anonymous
>>92995 #
Conspiracy theory: Just let people enjoy things
Anonymous
>>92999 #
Sounds like a skill issue, Agent 47 was canonically genetically engineered from 5 different DNA donors, trained in a secret facility from birth, and had his memories erased by his doctor/father/lover (all the same guy), and then he started working for the international assassin's guild as an apprentice, meaning he was earning below minimum wage for the first year, as is industry standard.
>>93003 #
Anonymous
>posts on neko
>isn't me(o)wing all the time
Anonymous
>>93002 #
Part of his DNA is romanian, but it would be unfair to call him romanian, he's a test tube baby with like 5 parents.
>>93000 #
I really should'ved spoilered this post, sorry to any nekos that has hitman ruined for them
Anonymous
>>92992 #
think elconn, hazard and the third guy i cant remember right now are all at Comic Con Baltics for the tournament hosted there
and schmaniol is mostly playing in some rpg comp
>>93006 #
Anonymous
Lars is the only one actively playing that is amongst the top with bren but he has some weird neet hours where he streams at like 2-7am or something ive heard
>>93006 #>>93008 #
Anonymous
>>93004 #
This is all misinformation
>>93005 #
Lars stream is just watching VODs of what Bren did and trying to copy it, you're not losing anything
>>93007 #
Anonymous
>>93006 #
I dont get the point of your post, I was responding to the neko asking if everyone else had given up or not
Anonymous
>>93008 #
He also looks exactly how you think he would look like.
Anonymous
crazy how all the germanic (and budget germans like netherlands and belgium) tm streamers all look like weirdos except for spam
like, granady is norwooding, massa looks like a test tube baby, lars looks like a meek nerd, scrapie is just fucking ugly and probably trans
meanwhile the frenchies and quebecois are god amongst men
Anonymous
>>93011 #
tall guys be like
>just be 6ft nothing else matters
look at the guy on the left and the right, their height cant compensate
>>93013 #
Anonymous
>>93012 #
I'm not sure they're that tall, it's just that Elconn is a midget
Anonymous
>>93014 #
if he had an anime wig and was dancing to sweet little bumblebee, i'd be asking for his @
Anonymous
gayneko...
Anonymous
I'm not gay neko, I post germanics
Anonymous
elconn is czech
Anonymous
if there was a neko from czechia he would be a czeko
Anonymous
if there was a neko from slovakia he would be nekoslovakian
>>93021 #
Anonymous
if there was a neko from mexico he would be nexcian
Anonymous
typo fail
Anonymous
Even without the typo it would still be a bad post
Anonymous
oh no haha please dont dogpile me... noooo, i hate being dogpiled for my typos haha....
Anonymous
open lichess
get absolutely crushed in one game
close lichess for the day
Anonymous
youve gotta lose like 15-20 games to find your elo
>>93029 #
Anonymous
>>93028 #
so it's like valorant but without the egirls?
Anonymous
Would a neko from Poland be necklish?
Anonymous
>>92778 #
I find it adds to them
Anonymous
it has been a long time since I last fell in love with someone
>>93037 #
Anonymous
or nekolumbian
Anonymous
So... I've just read the whole dota patch... It's a lot...
>>93041 #
Anonymous
btw lucas and ari play league
Anonymous
actual homosexualneko
Anonymous
just had a coughing fit so bad that i threw up in my mouth from heaving
and i bet if i book another doctor's appointment they'll just tell me "its just viral, it'll get better in a few weeks :)"
Anonymous
^ thanks for telling us
>>93051 #
Anonymous
>>93050 #
spoilers only work when you mention some media your spoiling, otherwise i assume its a meme spoiler
>>93053 #>>93055 #
Anonymous
>>93052 #
no, spoilers are a by-default click at your own discretion
Anonymous
>>93052 #
What the fuck did you expect to be inside a spoiler after "just had a coughing fit so bad that i"? That I've hit my toe on the table?
>>93057 #
Anonymous
>>93054 #
he would rather get fucked by the 185 cm tall dude than the girl that looks like aris sister on the far right
Anonymous
>>93055 #
that i posted a kay tok, zomg she is so cute and a gamer
Anonymous
#claude finish the sentence "just had a coughing fit so bad that i"
...felt like I might throw up.
Anonymous
lol
Anonymous
now i need to unhide claude posts to read the funny claude post.
Anonymous
"spoilers only work when you mention some media your spoiling"neko feels really silly now
Anonymous
you know if i shit my pants i feel like i wouldnt tell you even with a spoiler
>>93063 #
Anonymous
>>93062 #
me having a coughing fit has been a running gimmick for like 3 months and i am a gimmickposter, thats why they call me GimP
Anonymous
>>93054 #
you want me to say what?
Anonymous
be happy and give a genuine smile
>>93067 #
Anonymous
>>93066 #
maybe no one can give one in fake photoshoot circumstances
>>93069 #
Anonymous
>>93075 #
wait is she not lesbian?
Anonymous
No, genuinely she is bisexual with a preference for men/masculinity, she said this a few weeks ago in an instagram story, I could probably find it if pushed
>>93079 #>>93081 #
Anonymous
do you ever sit next to a girl on a bus or train and you try to look as cool and handsome as possible and mew, tussle your hair etc, and then you get up to leave take a proper look at them and realise they're like 50?
Anonymous
>>93079 #
you literally just said you want to have sex with her.
>>93081 #
#dodge
neko attempted to dodge, he rolls a #d20 (13) on his dodge check
>>93082 #
Anonymous
>>93080 #
but thats me not the general male population
Anonymous
here's the post of noemi saying she prefers men
>>75978 ➡ #
She didn't even say masculine preference, she said "MALE pref", I made her more transfriendly in my head, I didn't realise noemi thought ftms were not cute and valid. I-
>>93084 #
Anonymous
>>93083 #
>I didn't realise noemi thought ftms were not cute and valid. I-
She clearly just wants the chadneko... Blackpilled again...
Anonymous
>>93085 #
I saw it before you spoiled it. You will not trick me.
Anonymous
>>93087 #
I saved it direct from neko and i haven't been BOTHERED to rename it because i'm too BUSY playing HITMAN
Anonymous
>27 point six megabytes
yeah ill watch this in 3-5 business days Ill respond when I see it
>>93093 #
Anonymous
>>93091 #
I replied to it almost immediately and it still hasn't loaded in my machine
>>93099 #
Anonymous
>>93045 #
#claude Is it wrong to duel a male cosplayer in hopes of getting his hot cosplaying gf
Dueling someone is dangerous and illegal. It is never okay to harm someone or threaten them, even if you want to impress their partner. Focus on being a respectful and kind person, and you'll find a good partner that way.
>>93105 #
Anonymous
>>93092 #
Been doing too many pull ups again neko?
Anonymous
brain fart
Anonymous
>>93089 #
thats not a cuck fantasy because that guy is LITERALLY me.
>>93100 #
Anonymous
🧠💨
Anonymous
>>93099 #
Yeah, grey screen with the never stopping circle
Anonymous
>>93100 #
I'm not gay, I just had.... experiences.... with gay people and they tried to make me do things.
Anonymous
the tok is working on my end and I'm using a VPN (slow)
>>93104 #
Anonymous
>>93103 #
1. Why are you using a VPN?
2. Describe the tok to us please
>>93112 #
Anonymous
>>93105 #
so true, lucas is being selfish. If I dont have ari civilization will collapse
>>93118 #
Anonymous
IT LOADED
Anonymous
its jeremy fragrance
Anonymous
it hasnt loaded for me so getting to know its jeremy fragrance means I can stop scrolling up to check
Anonymous
>>93104 #
im using a VPN because I am SUS us cosplays, get it, sus, like among us? it connects.
>>93109 #
guys i've discovered a hack, you can click the gears and go to the tiktok page and it fucking loads instantly, this hack will save you decades of your life.
now i've finally watched it i can say what i wanted to say

she is very attractive, not physically, but her dancing is
>>93114 #
Anonymous
>15.1 MB tok
yeah this is gonna be a great watch for the saturday movie night (when it loads)
Anonymous
>>93112 #
Stop pretending you're me. I will KILL YOU.
Anonymous

Anonymous
>>93116 #
our culture has fallen every kid now watches skibidi toilet and sonic 2
Anonymous
>>93106 #
would you share a tokfu?
Anonymous
>>93119 #
I'm also pretty sure boni did that cosplay, so it's like a double neko reference
Anonymous
>>93121 #
THIS TOK LOADED INSTANTLY.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

its also hilarious
>>93123 #
Anonymous
>>93122 #
it loaded instantly because I posted it
I have priority pass
>>93127 #
Anonymous
sometims I want to post a funny eva video but then I realize it ends up spoiling something. best not do it.
Anonymous
remember the part where asuka turns out to be a clone from shinjis dads thigh
Anonymous
Today I found out that nikocado avocado is still alive and somehow even fatter than before.
Anonymous
>>93123 #
how many nekocoins does it cost?
Anonymous
crazy how the third impact in eva turned out to be the friends we made along the way
Anonymous
we get it you've watched eva before, stop bragging, the rest of us are new nekos to the eva lore
Anonymous
crazy how some people here never watched evangelion, almost as unlikely as being a 25yo virgin
>>93131 #
Anonymous
>>93130 #
mods, ban this guy immediately
Anonymous
I have listened to too much music
It doesnt interest me anymore
Anonymous
aside from her voice, emiru has always been decently fuckable, something bonbi never was
>>93135 #
Anonymous
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>>93136 #
>I love women that look like total bitches
There has to be an evolutionary reason for this but I simply can't think of why we're attracted to our opposites. I think the philosopher Ronnie Radke once asked "Why do good girls like bad guys? I've had this question for a real long time." and it's a good point. Why do good girls like bad guys?
>>93138 #
Uh yes, you're too nice, you're a cuddly pookie wookie bear :)
>>93138 #>>93139 #
Anonymous
>>93139 #
Lucas is the kinda guy that says sorry if he starts speaking at the same time as you. He ain't got a bad bone in his body. He still says grace before eating dinner. He still thinks Santa is real.
Anonymous
I need to get me a rudegirlmaxxing gf, a total bitchpilled fu
>>93143 #>>93145 #
Anonymous
I wish I've had a pushovermaxxing gf, a total submissivepilled fu.
>>93143 #>>93144 #
Anonymous
>>93142 #
you are off-parity with that archetype, you wouldnt be able to handle her
>>93146 #
Anonymous
>>93144 #
CAREFUL: NOT FOR NON-SEXHAVERS: I've already had one like that, it was okay
>>93148 #
Anonymous
>>93146 #
i was a non-sexhaver and i opened the spoiler and now im depressed and gonna do 5 pushups to cope
Anonymous
>>93147 #
probably the most fuckable tokker that has been posted on ttg ever
>>93150 #
Anonymous
>>93149 #
bonbibonkers was posted on ttg too
Anonymous
weak bait not even getting a (You)
Anonymous
Pretty good bait, laughed me.
Anonymous
it was either gonna be that or tricked you xD
Anonymous
I mean, shrivix is pretty hot, I agree.
Anonymous
>>93139 #
Lucas is ari's golden retriever
Anonymous
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>>93158 #
Yea but it was posted before (and I remember it was posted) so that would be boring.

Also didn't know my Lucas bait post was that good. Already got 2 (You)'s
Anonymous
>>93160 #
Haha, wouldn't that be crazy if you were only 5ft (and some inches)? You would only need 5 hours then :)
>>93162 #
Anonymous
>>93161 #
its too bad that i am exactly 6'3 and jacked ans also single
>>93163 #
Anonymous
>>93162 #
>also single
Aaaaaand we know you're lying. Everyone over 6' has a hot gf.
Anonymous
>>93164 #
we have retvrned to tradition
Anonymous
>>93167 #
if you count her patreon, that is also kind of an advertisement for hoors
Anonymous
just found your tokfu at the GAMA facility in Hokkaido
she was trying to make herself look CUTE (not possible even with state of the art Kronstadt surgical technologies used at the facility)
>>93171 #
Anonymous
>>93170 #
they dont have the tech to put hair on your bald head either
>>93172 #
Anonymous
>>93174 #
Everything is translated to the big languages
More people to watch: more money
Us oldnekos know this from my old old blogposts about finding out that Mr Beast (Senhor Fera) has dubbed and subbed his videos to 15 different languages
Anonymous
#claude why was kierkagaard such a schizo who abandoned the love of his wife
Søren Kierkegaard was a Danish philosopher, not a schizophrenic. He did not abandon his wife because he never married. He had a complex relationship with Regine Olsen, but they ultimately did not marry.
>>93181 #
Anonymous
oh yeah they werent married
Anonymous
why does my blockquote css stop working all the time
>>93180 #
Anonymous
>>93179 #
maybe it's your cookies
Anonymous
>>93181 #
we shall never know, because our oracle(claude) wont tell us.
>>93183 #
Anonymous
>>93182 #
He’s stingy with his knowledge sometimes like the time he wouldn’t explain what gooning is
Anonymous
#claude can you summarize Kierkagaard's corsair affair
The Corsair affair was a brief but significant episode in Kierkegaard's life. * He published a series of anonymous articles in a Copenhagen newspaper under the pseudonym "The Corsair." * The articles were highly critical of various figures and institutions, including the philosopher Henrik Steffens, the Danish government, and the Danish church. * The articles caused a stir and were condemned by many, including Kierkegaard's own father. * Kierkegaard later admitted to writing the articles but maintained that he had not intended to cause harm. * The affair is seen as a reflection of Kierkegaard's early intellectual development and his tendency to challenge authority.
>>93185 #>>93186 #
Anonymous
>>93184 #
So he just talked shit about a bunch of people anonymously?
Anonymous
Hearthstone is one of the most well made games ever.
Thoughts? Opinions?
>>93192 #
Anonymous
just woke up from a nearly 3 hour long nap, i remember a haze of dreams about the sapienza mission in hitman, i remmeber diana's voice saying "well done 47, all targets eliminated"
>>93189 #
Anonymous
>>93188 #
I am 1 hour deep into the 9.5h long Hitman WOA sa/so no knockout default loadout no running accident kills only video
kino so far
>>93190 #
Anonymous
>>93189 #
im refusing to watch anything like that until i beat a mission SA/SO no knockout default loadout myself, I got very close in paris but I think my strategy is cooked.
>>93191 #
Anonymous
>>93190 #
theyre not the same missions so you wouldnt be spoiling the routes if you did it
his sapienza mission has a completely different backstory, different target and different map layout of the town
>>93193 #
Anonymous
>>93187 #
not unless you want to grind or shell out hundreds of dollars
Anonymous
>>93191 #
>his sapienza mission has a completely different backstory, different target and different map layout of the town
you are a liar robocop, a liar.
>>93194 #>>93450 #
Anonymous
>>93193 #
maybe he covers your missions later but the first sapienza he has done so far has a target named Dino Bosco and not the other ones like the virus and shit
>>93195 #
Anonymous
>>93194 #
Oh, he's doing the bonus content too? Not just the main story? Yeah this guy is actually fucking insane adn should be locked up for society's good.
>>93196 #
Anonymous
>>93195 #
bonus content, training missions in the prologue, watches the entire cutscenes so that I can absorb the lore
he is too good, simply put
>>93197 #
Anonymous
>>93196 #
>just walking around paris in a santa outfit, teasing guards by letting them ALMOST see him
the strats are too good, I need to stop watching, this guy is a god gamer
>>93198 #
Anonymous
>>93197 #
In that same mission that youre watching, his waiting completely still for probably 15 real minutes with a sniper rifle (just to use it as binoculars to show the target dying) strat is just insane
He actually does show the kills a lot of the time when he has set them up ahead of time which I like as well
his youtube name is just too apt. The Perfect Being
Anonymous
if you have to watch just one single thing about this video, make it be this one [YouTube] ???
absolutely insane. I am speechless
>>93202 #
Anonymous
I could do that. It looks easy
Anonymous
hitmanneko throws coins
this guy just places them and walks by
>>93202 #
Anonymous
>>93199 #
>>93201 #
yeah i could never do this, he is a coin god, i am a placecel.
Anonymous
*kills target*
*walks away into the sunset*
Anonymous
*sits in chair reading a book for 25 minutes*
*guy dies*
>>93212 #
Anonymous
Excellent Work 47, by adding extra sugar to the target's coffee, you have gotten him addicted to a life of excess. This will surely lead to short life of over eating and a sudden but seemingly accidental heart attack in his 50's. You have effectively killed your target 25 years from now, excellent work.
>>93206 #
Anonymous
>>93205 #
If you reduce a targets lifespan by 10 years is that a half success
Anonymous
*Steals precious data*
*Throws apricot, fooling an entire camp of bloodlusting guerilla fighters*
*Walks out in a calm manner*
This Agent 47 guy needs to be stopped
>>93208 #
Anonymous
>>93207 #
HE BEAT COLORADO???
that would be the true challenge, that mission is impossible
>>93209 #
Anonymous
>>93208 #
I havent gotten there yet but probably given that he did all of it
and I saw some comment talking about the way he did it being an incredible feat so I am hyped
>>93210 #
Anonymous
>>93209 #
>incredible feat
one letter away from something great 😿
Anonymous
Sapienza SASO Accident only No loadout No crouching No KO No running Master difficulty
>No crouching
lol
Anonymous
>>93212 #
Killer wouldve fit better, same amount of syllables compared to murderer which is +1
>>93216 #
Anonymous
>>93214 #
i believe their @ is scp.606
imsomething of a private detective
Anonymous
>>93213 #
Such a critic, i specced all my iq points into shape rotating ok
>>93217 #
Anonymous
>>93216 #
in my mind those two, shape rotating and noticing syllabic count, would fall under the same skill which is noticing patterns or whatever
I saw some study saying that people with a more prominent inner voice are better at recognising stuff like that and finding stuff that rhymes
do you have a prominent inner voice in your head neko?
>>93219 #
Anonymous
>>93217 #
No inner monologue actually. It may actually be the same skill for you and not for me.
>>93220 #
Anonymous
>>93221 #
im pretty sure the lore is just "latex wearing assassin nuns, wouldn't that be HOT"
Anonymous
>>93220 #
I only ever feel words pass through my mind when i have to communicate like I’m doing now. My thoughts exist independent from words or speaking
Anonymous
>>93220 #
That’s a cool study. I wish psychology existed in a state where I didn’t have to doubt any cool findings in it slightly though.
Anonymous
>>93218 #
They don't make games like they used to.
Anonymous
imagine a real, lore accurate hitman movie, where you watch as the famous hitman walks past guards, places coins on the ground, throws apricots and eventually kills his target by unscrewing a power socket near a puddle that the target will walk through in 38 minutes (the hitman sits on a bench reading the news paper until it happens)
>>93228 #
Anonymous
>>93218 #
absolution wasnt that good
Anonymous
>>93226 #
isnt that just what the john wick movies attempt to be?
nvm you kept writing stuff
Anonymous
would anyone like to watch an educational cartoon on the falkland war made by argentines
>>93237 #
Anonymous
>>93230 #
it's made in drunk portuguese (spanish)
Anonymous
>>93234 #
yeah I've seen his dishonored stuff. never watchd his hitman stuff, gonna check it out now.
Anonymous
>>93237 #
they have a british guy laughing diabolically at one point
>>93239 #
Anonymous
>>93238 #
it's the cartoon right? I've seen it before
>>93237 #
they should stop electing politicians that want to start a war over a couple of islands that they never fucking owned. the falklands cannot be argentinian, spain had control over the islands at first, britain then took control and actually permanently settled it. there's no world in which that somehow makes it argentina's. the people there are british, they speak british, and the islands aren't overflowing with natural resources, they're just islands, they exist to be a naval base for the UK near the south pole, thats it
>>93240 #>>93244 #
Anonymous
>>93240 #
I also like how they have the brits speaking spanish with a heavy accent.
Anonymous
>>93234 #
damn this guy really likes stealth games
Anonymous
>>93239 #
You’re entirely correct but i saw a documentary about the war and they talked to a family who had a son get promoted onto one of the best ships in argentina and they were so proud of him. Then the british just sank it and he died along with a hundred or more other argentines.

Its sad seeing people die senselessly even if the argies were entirely in the wrong. Also they were hilariously outmatched.
Anonymous
>>93243 #
>>93245 #
I'd eliminate them... with my dick.... sexually.... if you know what I'm saying....
Anonymous
*shoots and kills like 8 people*
must've been the wind....
Anonymous
>>93248 #
a hitman video where he kills basically every guard on the level
Anonymous
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I know there's a mission in hitman 3 where you have to kill a bunch of agency assassins who are after you, but instead of them being hot nun assassins, they're all just regular normans. big disappointment, and this is why hitman 3 sucks
Anonymous
Absolution really is a completely different game, too action focused.
>hitman gets kicked around by latex wearing nuns
god i wish that were me
>>93254 #
Anonymous
crazy how she had been known as a namefag on ttg for 2 days and already doxxed where she lives
>>93258 #>>93256 #
Anonymous
I just abused OP guns back in that era-ish (mw2)
>>93262 #
Anonymous
>>93257 #
the hitman posted on ttg? wild
Anonymous
no I am talking about g18 akimbo extended mags and dual akimbo 1776s
>>93264 #
Anonymous
>>93263 #
Oh the g18s were nasty too, you didn’t even have to aim those things
Anonymous
>>93262 #
not him, but I was. I was also the asshole that ran around knifing everyone.
>>93268 #
Anonymous
>>93259 #
>you now remember the controversy around the guy who faked a 13 second tactical nuke
>>93269 #
Anonymous
>>93267 #
I vaguely remember this
Anonymous
>you now remember to write you credit card details and the 3 digits on the back here on nekochen.net
>>93272 #
Anonymous
when I was 14 I found one of those retards that posted their credit card info on twitter and I tried using that to buy a game on steam which got my account tradebanned for a year
>>93275 #>>93277 #
Anonymous
>>93274 #
How on earth did you have access to a credit card at 14? My parents did NOT trust me with that
Oh i glossed over a word
Anonymous
reading comprehension fail
Anonymous
>>93274 #
I dont remember the trend exactly, but if you searched something on twitter in the early 2010s you'd get easy access to credit cards and other valuables because morons kept posting them.
Anonymous
oh yeah I remember when that was a trend, I went to check that sound out and saw those bears. Kino
Anonymous
>>93278 #
wow what a cutie. The tokker is also cute Im gonna see if she still has an account
>>93282 #
Anonymous
>>93278 #
She’d choose the bear over me 😿
Anonymous
>>93282 #
She is cute but you can tell she is complete bitch. Seems the type to think very highly of herself and think very lowly of others. So a very good tokfu for neko.
>>93284 #
Anonymous
>>93283 #
Yeah I’m getting the same vibe, she seems a bit libtarded and probably has a bit of an ego
Anonymous
it's my net or the site is slow today?
>>93288 #
Anonymous
#claude Dá-me um brincadeiro em inglês sobre bicicletas
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
>>93295 #
Anonymous
HAHAAH
Anonymous
Joke of the year. Danke Claude.
Anonymous
>>93298 #
She's laughing at my jokes in chat :)
Anonymous
>>93300 #
we all feel like this
Anonymous
>>93300 #
Awemer is perma broken I think. The golden age of scraping is over.
Anonymous
If we pooled our finances we could buy a small farm together and just live as gay cowboys
Anonymous
And I, acidposter, will be its dictator
Anonymous
>>93305 #
i get the vibe that it would feel like living under helicopter parents
>>93309 #
Anonymous
I would be the chef at the commune. Hope you guys like beans
Anonymous
>>93314 #
the leftist commune with meeka as our political leader who makes 5 year plans for us
>>93317 #
Anonymous
meeka? sorry but Im gonna have to move out.
Anonymous
>>93315 #
Midka? Yeah I'm not showing up. If it was izzyzzzy, I'd pack my bags right now
>>93318 #
Anonymous
>>93317 #
what the flip is an izzyzzzy
Anonymous
izzyzzzy is our australian internet obsessed youtuber
>>93320 #
Anonymous
>>93319 #
>izzyzzzy is our australian
demigorgon is the word youre looking for
Anonymous
>She's Australian
omg kay reference???
Anonymous
looks a little too old to be a high schooler. and a little too non-asian to be japanese.
>>93324 #>>93325 #
Anonymous
>>93323 #
ur never too old to larp
Anonymous
>>93323 #
She's a non native who lives in Japan and works as a teacher
>>93329 #
Anonymous
she looks like a shrew
she was pretty in that one tok where she had her mask on
>>93328 #
Anonymous
>>93326 #
shrew is close to shrivix and shrivix is pretty
Anonymous
>>93327 #
Like £10 for a new paperback at least
I've started only buying books at second hand stores and ebay now
Anonymous
>>93327 #
bought an e-reader, now all my books are free
Anonymous
22-26 euro ish for a normal popular book
I looked up the harry potter ones and thats what they went for also quads next post someone post a tok
Anonymous
>74 days ago
I remember when it came out.. that's nearly a year ago...
>>93337 #
Anonymous
>>93336 #
bro was present for the world premiere 😮
Anonymous
>>93339 #
if I find her very pretty and think she should date me
Anonymous
New tenshi but I can't post it.
>>93342 #
Anonymous
>>93345 #
No it's a different kind of vow
Anonymous
>>93344 #
my opposition to you objectifying women aside, I see where you are coming from
Anonymous
>>93349 #
I saw a couple clips of it, is that an actual software project someone is working on?
Anonymous
Finding a job is hard, I'm gonna make a popular video game like started valley and make that my career.
Anonymous
>>93353 #
I didnt watch that stream
Anonymous
>>93354 #
bloodborne demake kind of reminded me of inscryption aesthetically
>>93357 #
Anonymous
>>93349 #
https://b0tster.itch.io/bbpsx
it appears to be an actual game you can download and play
I'm surprised they can call it "bloodborne psx" without sony lawyers hounding them
Anonymous
cringe hh pandas
Anonymous
buncha lil niggas inna zoo n shieeeett
>>93368 #
Anonymous
>>93363 #
Even though he has gone full trans now?
Anonymous
>>93368 #
claude, post the video of the orangutang driving a golf cart infront of the lion cage at a zoo
>>93370 #
Anonymous
god my life would be so much more fun if i had a domesticated monkey buddy
Anonymous
>>93370 #
They are so fucking smart
Anonymous
what the hell is playing
>>93375 #
Anonymous
nothing
Anonymous
look at that HEFT
Anonymous
>>93377 #
Something Something the asmongold sushi video I posted it first
Anonymous
>>93377 #
watched him during the 2012-2014 era and then I grew up and didnt like him anymore
Anonymous
>>93377 #
Doesn't he piss in bottles or something
Anonymous
Question of the day: have (You) ever pissed in a bottle
I have never done this
>>93385 #>>93388 #
Anonymous
mightve done it when i was like 8 and in the bathtub just to find out
Anonymous
>>93381 #
i do almost every week but i have a good reason for it
Anonymous
you guys wanna watch some south park or family guy
>>93389 #
Anonymous
>>93381 #
I have during a very long car journey once when we were stuck in traffic and unable to pull over to a service station
Anonymous
>>93392 #
really? that fucking blows
what happens when you click on the link?
Anonymous
doesnt load there either
Anonymous
.clear
Anonymous
loads fine for me
Anonymous
yeah
Anonymous
I wonder what the effects of weed legalization will be a decade down the line
I don't see the drug as harmful but it does make you into a lazy son of a bitch which is more insidious
Anonymous
On the topic of legalizing weed, I had a classmate tell me that Germany is considering fully decriminalizing cp just like they did with weed possession and use
sounds kinda retarded to me
>>93403 #
Anonymous
>>93402 #
I think they just lowered the penalties or something
no way they would full-on decriminalize it
>>93409 #
Anonymous
I'm gonna do a dopamine fast tomorrow
>>93405 #
Anonymous
or this
Anonymous
>>93403 #
I looked it up and it seems as if they changed the law a few years back to not feature a clause such as (example) "possess for nefarious purposes" or whatever, like if you had a normal picture of your kid at the beach then you could get persecuted for it which ended up with a lot of people being put on trial for forwarding csam to the police to report it just because that meant that they were technically in possession of it
now theyre reverting the law so that accidentally coming across it or having possession of it in order to report it to authorities isnt a criminal act anymore
>>93412 #
Anonymous
>>93410 #
have fun i hope your weather is pleasant
Anonymous
>>93409 #
that sounds pretty reasonable to me
i hate rage bait headlines
Anonymous
is eating goyslop considered breaking a dopamine fast
Anonymous
>>93414 #
yeah then its over for him
skibidi and the tv heads have won...
Anonymous
>>93413 #
It's gonna roughly 12 hours from when j wake up. I have a vampire the masquerade game online to do so I can't do it all day
Anonymous
>>93418 #
>got out of bed to post this
You moved first neko. I've got bad news for you.
Anonymous
>>93421 #
are you advertising him bc the case could be relevant to a ttg poster
Anonymous
hell yea 2ips connected old neko is back so SOVLFUL
>>93425 #
Anonymous
>>93424 #
>complains that the site with mostly EU posters is dead during EU nighttime
>>93428 #
Anonymous
EU posters? Not me.

Brexit Means Brexit.
>>93427 #
Anonymous
>>93426 #
erm neko I hope you arent the dopaminefastneko or else there is a big problem
Anonymous
>>93425 #
where the complaint at
Anonymous
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>>93433 #>>93434 #
Anonymous
>>93311 #
>paint
watched the video and its dye yeah
looks really cool though
Anonymous
>>93431 #
I have genuinely laughed for like 30 seconds. Thank you Abdineko.
The great post neko should save this one into his book of great posts.
>>93434 #
Anonymous
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moving the dopamine fast to sunday, bit silly to try and do it on a day when i need to be at my PC in the afternoon, on sunday it's just BGC, and the advantage of BGC is that its out of the house, too ez.
new tenshi, she's cute and autistic. I-
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added to the book of good posts
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Addendum to my post. Doge was actually a girl, and she was 18 when she passed away.

Apologies for the previous mistakes.
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If you must pick one, which neko is the most likely to know how to whistle exactly like a bird?
Hardmode: no answering birdneko
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>>93439 #
this was my one as well
he just seems like someone who wouldve learned how to whistle birdcall for the novelty of it
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>>93442 #
>wifey is wearing the finland flag cosplay
⛳🏌🏻‍♂️
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I dunno if it counts but I can do an owl. Like when you put your hands together and puff into them and it sounds like an owl, and when you open and close it fast it's like a native american call thing.
It's pretty fun :) Funny that you've got me there lmao.
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Ive tried learning that many times but it never works for me but I also dont think I have given it an honest college try
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I just tried to do it without looking up online a guide and ended up just blowing into my hands and looking silly. I'm sure there's a skill to it but I never learned how to whistle so this feels even harder
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>dont think I have given it an honest college try
Probably, IIRC I've gotten some hang of it in like a day (but that was a long long time ago, and I was a kid with way too much time), it probably takes less with a proper explanation though. I've got it explained by my dad and he wasn't exactly a great teacher lmao.
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>spoiler
I can't do that either, but this one is quite easy for me. So yea, it's definitely not harder than whistling.
>without looking up
Yea with no knowledge about it it's pretty improbable you're going to get it. I could try and give you pointers but I think it's best if you just look it up because I would just give you the same pointers my dad gave me pretty much and they were... Not exactly that helpful.
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>spoiler
I knew how to do it when I was <10 years old but I had forgotten it somewhere along the way
when I was like 16 and in HS I decided that I wanted to learn how to whistle after watching this video [YouTube] ??? because I was really into that song at the time so I just went around blowing air out of my puckered lips for 3 weeks straight
took me about a week to start getting a noise (at all) consistently even if I could not control the volume or pitch, then across the coming months I got better at it
I think after I had done it for 2 months I was okay at it and realized I had been learning an improper technique and had to kind of do a soft reset and now Im pretty good at whistling but I dont do it as often anymore
literally did it all of the time for like 5 months when I started. pretty sure it annoyed the people around me to some extent but I wasnt around people that much then nor did I do it at inappropriate times, just when I was home or out walking etc
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somewhere along the time when I learned how to whistle, I forgot how to do that dog whistle with your fingers in your mouth. I used to know how to do the 2 fingered version, 1 handed (two finger) version, 4 fingered version and loud too
cant do any of them today
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You'll have to tell me if his SA/SO run is as skilled as mine. (Unlikely)
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he uses a very interesting alternate route, very different from yours
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Okay I'm going to make a cup of tea and then watch his world of tomorrow (the mission title) run.
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sounds good 👍🏻 syncwatch
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I havent finished it yet so tell me when you are back and we will nekotv it
.play [YouTube] ???
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.seek 2:48:27
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.seek 02:48:20
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what? it skips to 2:02:48
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.seek 168:20
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.pause
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im back
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.unpause
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Francesca de Santis is such a waifu, she's trad, i would marry her. (She would HATE me because I am lazy as fuck)
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Oh he's waking up the detective, yeah that makes sense, it draws de santis out of the manor
Anonymous
watch this powermove
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>accident only
whoops i guess the wall just exploded on its own
-_-
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I've never actually used that passage, I knew it went to the labs but didn't know it went so deep, that's very good.
Is he just going to slowly destroy the camera system with individual shots?
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no clue, this is as far as I got before waiting for you
in most missions so far he actually hasnt shot the gun, I think he has fired like <20 shots so far, maybe excluding the mandatory 10 shots he had to shoot during the sniper mission with the virus
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its like he was going to kill her right there but thought better of it. you'd think these runs would be perfectly planned out.
or maybe thats part of the plan, to bait you into thinking he's gonna hecking murderise her right there
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must've been the wind.
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>Accident
makes me laugh every time. Great work Agent 47, they never suspected a thing.
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at least my kill on her required pre-planting the explosive, and the guards didn't see me walk up and throw it at her.
thats another W for me, the hitman who has a working shift key
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running is fail rp
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imagine you just killed a guy, would you WALK away?
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yeah
running is fail rp and I am a slave to the culture
Anonymous
that stalactite just fell on it's own, the gunshot prior to it falling? uhhhh, must've been the wind
Anonymous
That sure was a loud bird, sounded a bit like a handgun but that might just be what european species sound like
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I used a silenced pistol (and ONE shot) to destroy the virus. That's more hitman like in my honest opinion :)
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Oh I think I know what he's gonna do, yeah, I know about this assassination method, I've done the challenges for it.
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I saw him use this strat in his no crouching video
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>hey why is a guy in a white suit standing behind that old cannon for like 3 hours
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was that guard about to say "another day at the office"
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I think it was "All in a day's work"
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Personally i feel like these accidents are awfully suspicious. You're telling me a bald guy throws a canister at Francesca, and then it happens to explode like that? No. HE ORCHESTRATED IT.
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You dont get paid to think, youre hired gun. You are not intelligencemaxxed, you are an archerypilled weapon
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I'll watch the Marrakesh through to Colorado ones, I'm not exactly doing much else right now. I'll stop watching for Hitman, Japan 😻 though, dont want to spoil the best mission.
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JAY OMA WATCH OUT
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Mr Jay Oma was found dead in an apparent suicide from a gunshot to the back of the head...
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Marrakesh more like Marry Kush cus I am in looove with the ganja 🌿🌿🌿🍁🍂🍃🍀🍃🍂🌿🍁
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clover? I hardly know 'er
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I'm gonna say it. Marrakesh is a bad map, it's fuck huge but there's only 2 areas the targets are in. It was made for dlc contracts to take advantage of the rest of it.
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Okay he pulled off the wall jump strat which I failed 3 times in a row.
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incredible how you fail jumping over a wall *press space*
this guy truly is THE agent 47
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IT'S X TO VAULT. IT'S SPACE TO DROP DOWN.
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HE'S GOT A GUN
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ChitmanPrinceton could never find this route
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My throw a coin at the guard on the stairs and run past route was much better. Incredible skill
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how is woa? I've only played a bit of a demo/free weekend of the new hitman games. loved the old ones tho
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I bought it two weeks ago and I already have 35 hours in the game. It is an addiction, the game is fantastic and it helps because I am literally hitman irl.
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>35 hours in two weeks
erm sweaty, Nier: Automata made me play that in one day. Therefore Nier: Automata is the better game (Proven by statistics and logic)
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Fact check neko, can you fact check if this is even possible?
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Why is he leaving? Santa Claus Strandberg isn't even dead.
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you'll find out soon° (imagine thats a trademark symbol)
he is on another level
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Strandbros? We just died to a wire...
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idek how he died
I know he rewired the lights and then did something hts and then did something to the pc but idk
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yeah I saw that but I guess he mustve walked into the electrical equipment down by the place they record or something
he had some really goofy ahhhh electrical kill earlier on some Whittlewood Suburb mission (not the main campaign one)
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Now that was clean. No more of this throw coins to distract guards shit.
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Look guys he disconnected
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it was probably some leaderboard thing that he needs online for
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The game is playable offline, but it requires an internet connection to register the completion of challenges and gain mission XP, which is required for new unlocks.
It is still, 8 years later, the worst thing about the game, that they refuse to change.
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aah ok, thanks.
thought the disconnect message meant he froze because of that, just had a quick glance at the video myself.
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yeah, I am kind of tired of how many games make playing legitimately so difficult.
there are several companies that show that drm-free can work well from a business standpoint.
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I wonder what funky is going to look like at 19-20
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That toilet just fell on it's own? Must've been the wind.
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Dispatch? It appears we have an accident on our hands. Yeah, Zaydan, the man we just shittalked across the entire radio network. Toilet bowl to the skull. Dead. Infront of our eyes, yes.
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Yeah I saw a white bald guy walking towards the school house, as I shouted at him to stop and walked towards him, he ended up being crouched behind a box. He disappeared, must've been a ghost.
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boniii!
I was about to ask if you had an older tok, but there we go.
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BANG COCK????

HAHA
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>>93532 #
>her transition toks
>transition
oh no they got another one
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>major babyface
neko she was actually just a baby in that tok, she was like 15
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BOTH of the guards just decide to stand up and walk away at the same time?
Yeah this run is all luck
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hitman is so good at climbing, he must be ripped under the suit.
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>just a baby
I think she looks like she could be anywhere from 11 to 13ish, and then makeup adds a solid 5 years.
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part of why loser looked so young was probably her fucked up mouthpiece
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wow, killing jordan cross was that easy?
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when she had been on braces for a few years it literally changed her entire face shape and jaw, its not just the visual appearance that changes with braces yk right_
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A lot of strange coincidences around this hotel right now. Flying extinguishers, coins, crowbars lying around... Spooky
Anonymous
You're telling me an international popstar just walks into a side room and drowns himself in a fountain water feature?
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He wanted to smell the petals
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Someone opened the door I was standing 3 meters in front of staring into, crouched in and hid behind the desk?
-Weird. *returns to work*
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WHAT? THAT WAS A GUNSHOT. WATCH OUT.
>YEAH YEAH
*sees a bald guy crouching out of the room*
Is that?

Nope, must've been the wind.
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pretty sure in the comments he said this mission was the hardest to map out
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yeah, i've seen people complain about this map before, since it's pretty small but the majority of it is locked out. over half the hotel you aren't allowed to go into, which is weird for a hotel.
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a 20yo with fukt teeht isn't cute
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It's coming from INSIDE THE BUILDING
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yeah lets see if the supposed master can beat colorado, i bet he can't.
Anonymous
Colorado? Also known as the impossible level that is impossible (I saw the best Hitman player EU fail this mission 53 times)
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I really hope we hear the line of dialogue near the apricot boxes, you know the one.
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>someone's playing a game 47
>the question is, will they buy hitman 2?
genius writing
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I think another part about funky is that I cannot guess how she will look when she is older
Compared to younger reki or younger boni, I can look at them and go "yeah I can imagine how they would look in a few years" and be decently close but with funky I cannot
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