>>39891 #
yeah that one, I heard one of them had screenshots of the server that you were after

>>39889 #
I just went there and noticed that the reason you didnt get any replies to your theory about the court case is because you posted it in the wrong thread
>>39891 #
look for the thread on that site called /tv/「/ttg/ #392: Koto Edition」

Okay that video was way lewder than I thought it was gonna be when I posted it. I thought it was one of her tiktoks

>>39895 #
>posted it in the wrong thread
Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

>>39897 #
he posted it in their dbpg

>>39898 #
I remember the guy who invented dbpg. I think it was back in ~January 2023

>>39899 #
Just to clarify I posted this and I am NOT numbers Schizo.

He just got banned

>>39901 #
👍

>>39901 #
MODS = GODS

now back to blogposting about my flights. I'm in the boarding lounge. Apparently we're departing in 10 minutes

>>39903 #
I've gotcha

>>39904 #
ten min? still midnight arrival time or was that midnight arrival time at home?

>>39906 #
MIDnight at home.

>>39907 #
not the only thing MID am i right

>>39904 #
Bon voyage

>>39908 #
Who else is mid???

I shant say

Shrivixbros... he's talking about her...

Don't make the Bermuda triangle joke, you cursed my last flight

>>39913 #
hehe
I wont be come to make the joke so youll make it back in time dont worry

>>39914 #
Danke. I'll leave you the key to the vault in my will

>>39914 #
I will make it for you while you are gone

dunno what to listen to as I work out
I almost wrote jerk off instead of work out that wouldve been silly
maybe some Aaron Dilloway [YouTube] ???
you should listen to a minute or so of this to catch up on who Aaron Dilloway is, pretty cool musucian

>>39917 #
coomerneko...

>>39917 #
Look up "nekochen megamix" and listen to the first result

>synced [2/10]
I think telling him to go over there caused them to come here

For all the new visitors, let me introduce myself:
I am neko!! ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆ Welcome to Nekochen.net!!! Yippie!!!! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

>>39919 #
I hate megamixes and stuff like that because they are in 99% of cases just some third worlder putting the most palatable milquetoast most-popular shit in one bug pile so that everyone can watch it, stomach it and give them ad rev (5x monthly salary in their hell hole countries)
only like them when it's obvious someone actually into music puts together music that fits a theme which is rare that people do this

NEKOS I HAVE LANDED IN ALBION

>coach is delayed by at least an hour
LMAO

>>39925 #
1 am home arrival?

>>39926 #
Jonestly looking like a 3am jobby

W

WE CANT GO ON TOGETHER
WITH SUSPICIOUS MINDS

YOUR KISSES LIFT ME HIGHER
LIKE A SWEET SONG ON THE WIRE
YOU LIGHT MY MORNING SKY
BURNING LOVE

I am home and now I have to do manual labour (shower and cook food)
>>39925 #
>>39927 #
uh oh

I BITE MY TONGUE IT'S A BAD HABIT
KINDA MAD THAT I DIDN'T TAKE A STAB AT IT

>>39931 #
>I am home
GIWTWM

>>39934 #
What's parallels classes

>>39935 #
if there are more than 1 class in the same grade
so like, one class can only have 30 people but there are 120 people in that grade so they split it up into four different (eg.) 7th grades, so 7-A through 7-D

>>39936 #
So she was in like B and you were in D?

LOVE LOVE IS A VERB AND A DOING WORD

>>39937 #
yea

For all my South side niggas that know me best,
I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex
Why, I made that bitch famous
God damn, I made that bitch famous

>>39940 #
still waiting for the coach?

>>39941 #
Hell yeah. I've been mentally working on my next edit, the one year of neko edit.

FIVE. THIRTY. THE TOKS MISSING.

Impressive
Now let's see Paul Allen's one year of neko edit

>>39944 #
It'll be better than mine but with a worse song.

If young metro don't trust ya I'm gon shoot ya

A true N3K0 edit, one to surpass metal gear. Referencing everything, one for the loud pissers and the chicken dicks.

minus one for the fingers

>>39948 #
I'd almost forgotten sour old colm

what about his garm? I would never forget that garm, he hasnt done nothing wrong

The bus is here. This mummers farce is nearly over.

>Bus leaving at 10 pm on a Friday night
Only ONE place in the entire country where this is the case. Consider yourself *pushes glasses up my nose bridge as my jet black straight anime hair conceals my eyes but the inhuman glow of my eyes light up my glasses like I am an anime villain* doxxed.

Yes but I'm in a group of 30. How will you figure out which is me?

First I'll inspect the bus from the outside, check which suspension is under the most stress, then I can easily cut that 30 down to 7 and then I just walk up to each one of them and say
>The piercing on your lip its perfect
>Never seen another girl this perfect
>I just wanna be your sweetheart
and then as the bait has been lain, all I have to do is weight

You're incredibly funny, I laughed out loud. This probably reads as Sarcasm but it isn't. Thank you for your jokes

I put all my stat points into Charisma

When are we holding the english meetup?

>>39958 #
You arent on the coach?

Something Something, why are we taking a detour through the bermuda triangle

Can someone give me the lowdown on coachanon I've been away

>>39964 #
It all began 10 hours ago..........

>>39964 #
He's a new neko, showed up earlier today and introduced himself as a Junior's League Tennis coach, said he was planning on raising and training the next David Beckham or Stanley Kubrick. Really promising potential in these kids, he mentioned that one of the kids said something about a Ronald Federal or something who apparently plays sports but I think the kid mightve just been talking just to talk, you know how kids do that

>>39966 #
>less than six hours left of first neko year
>neko drops a contender for joke of the year
This gets funnier every line.

Dont forget the
>inspect the bus from the outside, check which suspension is under the most stress,
joke, that one was goldkino

Yeah, you've been working overtime to beat the
>he turned his webcam on accidentally
Joke

HAHAAHAH that one was so fucking hilarious Im nearly choking on my food just thinking of that post and the 2 hours of leadup to it and then seeing it taken seriously
>They're going to take the bait, trust me

AHAHAHAHH

I feel like we should discount any AP jokes that they fall for. It's TOO easy.

You know as they say, sometimes a cheap hooker sucks harder

AP hasn't even posted on ttg in 9 months, that's the funniest part, he's literally being shitposted about in absentia

I am skinwalking AP. Sometimes whenever I feel down I just imagine myself as a taller, sexier and more handsome and attractive man. I also do sometimes imagine myself as AP just to feel what it felt like to be Jesus. AP is a modern day Jesus figure as we all know. He was literally persecuted by the hebreic elite also known as flimsydas - their only goal?... Take down the career magician that was the AP poster (Arcane Projections) poster. So what I do is I end up putting on a black suit and a pair of striped pyjamas (clever nod to the boy in the striped pyjamas, another persecuted Jesus figure) (also a reference to The Wolf of Wallstreet with the suit) and make posts on nekochen.net pretending to be AP to fill the empty void he left when he vanished

Maybe the real AP was the friends we ate along the way?

The suspension joke was pretty funny tbh not medieval court jester level though room for improvement

>>39976 #
Sleep on it. Tomorrow morning you will wake up shitting your pants over that joke

>>39974 #
To be fair, there was a very big void when he left.

>>39978 #
If only my heart was made out of memory foam

Please baby please no more parties in L.A

To answer the question asked earlier. I've not asked about that yet

What question

>>11835 ➡ #
This one

Does that neko still hate prune juice? #8ball (Yes)

Anyway I'm gonna nap on the coach home. Goodnight neko. When we wake up, it'll be a new neko year.

buhbye c8lr

I MISS THE RAGE

cant decide if I wanna stay awake for nekoversary or if I go sleep

https://nekochen.net/tt/39991
New thread also >>40000 coming up