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>Quote of the Day
In the 1900's, 90% of americans were self employed. Now it's about 2%.
Did weed hater anon ever return?
Who? Have I missed neko lore?
Oh right I remember reading that
I agree with him, the societal view of weed addicts is completely different and not on the same level as societys view of alcoholics
You disagreed with me on something I do not feel very strongly about. Alas, now that we have this conflict between us, I fear it'll never end, better to just finish this before it gets worse. Name a time and a place and we shall duel to the death there. Katanas or Pistols, it's your choice.
5 ips in the new thread but neko dead
2024 I (nekochen) am forgotten
I have to give props to Arie for posting as consistently as he has done and with decently high quality when it comes to cos outfits, wigs and especially makeup tbh
>>48027 #
You've need a sharp jawed, angular looking woman to pull this off.
If I had to suggest a 'fu to cosplay her. I think Noemi would pull it off best, she's got the right body type, that being a skeleton.
>>48029 #
Adding onto my own post, valiantfox is the most likely one to do it, by virtue of her doing cosplay commissions so sometimes doing more obscure characters. Most 'fus just do characters from popular series.
Of course, Toxic.Tenshi is deus expilled, so maybe she'd get into the games and really like them (copium).
>>48027 #
>>48028 #
Arie really is stealing the productivity from all the other tookers. Most of the girls I post upload once every 2 weeks if I'm lucky, Arie just output mogs everyone, it's not fair.
since that arie tok from 8 days ago she has uploaded32toks
ariebros cannot stop winning holy shit
My true 'fu has uploaded0toks in the last 5 months, and will never upload a tok again.
my nails are longer than they've been since I was a a kid
I'm finally beating the nail biting habit
are you a aaa kid now
this audio is goated fr fr
though I have never watched "Obi-Wan" or any of the new disney star wars' because I don't want to subscribe to nostalgia bait
>>48039 #
This is untrue, I also know some deus ex characters.
I've just noticed canthinky deleted her account, how peculiar.
>>48039 #
I think all of us currently posting on nekochen home of the neko are aware of deus ex characters like James Denton and Illuminati Guy
This is not funny, hasn't Gunther suffered enough with the lemon lime switchup?
do they even make immersive sims anymore like deus ex
Yeah, Arkane perfected the Immersive Sim genre.
...and nobody played it because it had bad marketing and everyone just thought it was a remake of that game from 2006
On a purely hypothetical basis if we were to restart book club next week would people prefer to finish off metamorphosis or move onto another book
>>48049 #
Well, I have finished metamorphosis but you could do as you wish neko. Something new would be probably preferable.
Also adding to the canthinky, she has deleted her alt too, I'm almost curious enough to go on the other website just to see the meltdown.
actual truth: she has successfully milked the nonces for all she wanted and is now bailing on them, they were outskilled by a 15 year old girl
shes playing us like a fiddle
rest in piece to the greatest tokker to ever live, im crying right now, this is almost as sad as the time starfire's account got banned
>>48060 #
and yet we never managed to complete it, us nekos should stick to easier books like dr seuss
god this guy such a chad
>>48065 #
yes like the youtuber but not related to it at all, its just nerds thinking about optimal strategies to win at life
>>48066 #
>its just nerds thinking about optimal strategies to win at life
What I recall from my not very extensive game theory education was pretty much just maths but a bit more fun, or less fun, depends on the topic of the assignment.
NO FAULT
NO BLAME
HAS THE MEMORY GONE
ARE YOU FEELING NUMB
AND HAVE I BECOME INVISIBLE
My neko book club neko suggestion is the sun also rises by hemingway
can we read something science fiction or fantasy, i get bored with these normal books
>>48072 #
Yea, we're picking the whole JRR Tolkien trilogy, deadline next sunday :) Hope you've got your fast reader glasses on neko.
>>48074 #
>lord of the rings is so unbelievably mid
Those are some fighting words there neko, they're good, I would even say great if I haven't watched the movies before reading them.
>>48076 #
Maybe? I haven't read it and the netflix series wasn't that gripping on me tbh. I'm more into fantasy or sci-fi part than medieval realism for the most part though.
Many people here don't fully appreciate ap (alkaline poster)'s subtle sense of humour. 'Netflix series' is on par with the Blackpool doxxing episode in the pantheon of ap jokes and japes
ap hasn't posted here in months.
I can confirm the post above, "AP" does not come here anymore and went no contract on ~November 17th, 2023.
is this true
>>48078 #
>>48079 #
I actually don't remember, was it hbo? I can't be arsed to remember who made what since I've watched like what, 4-5 episodes?
And obviously I'm not Aztec Parentage.
>>48083 #
Why does it cut off at 6'3?
> [Friday 20:24] (Lacrossefu): Thank you so much for watching that was really sweet
We are so back
CUTE
arguably one of the cutest rekis ever to have been posted. look at her, shes so cute in this picture
and this probably means something to the neko that plays league
It's been so long since I've last played league that I don't even know what either of those "champions" are.
PRIMADONNA GIRL
YEAH
ALL I EVER WANTED WAS THE WORLD
I CANT HELP THAT I NEED IT ALL
THE PRIMADONNA LIFE THE RISE AND FALL
love love is a verb
love is a doing word
fearless on my breath
gentle
i had 600 calories the whole day and its already almost midnight, ap is so jealous
start talking right now
hello its me im talking what do you want me to talk about im doing my duolingo challenges atm so i will be better at talking later but i can talk now i suppose its cool that you had so MANY calories todya im jealous, normally i only get a pack of 24 or 48 when i buy donuts so having 600 in one day moggs me for sure
>>48106 #
its not about rizzing her up, neko told me to do duolingo because i was bored and wanted a new hobby, i picked german mostly because of my toooker, but also because it's a useful language and widely spoken throughout europe
>say "see you later, anna"
>i just write "see you later"
>NOPE YOU'RE WRONG YOU'RE SHIT YOU'RE AWFUL FUCK YOU WE'RE TAKING YOUR LAST HEART
(im not russian)
bros, forget germans and forget germ especially, im finna gonna learn WELSH, look at the roses of albion that live there and listen to how booootiful the language is.
transphobic neko is one nanosecond away from pointing out her manly face, her adam's apple and her obviously put on feminine voice, her school girl esque outfit only reinforces the fact that she is a weird transfolk.
of course, that's what HE'D say, i'd enevr say these things, i respect trans people (cute afabs)
>>48117 #
brutal roast of sleepyreki that some people (not me) say is masculine and very transgender looking, sort of mid (not my opinion)
>>48119 #
you transphobic nekos are so predictable thats why, you see a cute girl and immediately start thinking of penises, unlike us straight nekos
>>48121 #
>you see a cute girl
Is this really what makes the cut for a cute girl in Wales? I'm erasing it from the list of places to visit rn.
Can anything stop Thais Nascimento Santiago?
>>48125 #
She's my looksmatch, I would count myself lucky to be able to breathe the air she exhales.
She is the moon that shines at night, she is the sun that shines at day and she is the one who brightens the world.the last one is copied from a comment i saw on a recent tok
>>48127 #
>She is the moon that shines at night, she is the sun that shines at day and she is the one who brightens the world.
Great quote, I will use it to rizz my looksmatch next time I come in contact with any.
But thank you neko for that compliment
watched "green book" today, its a "anti racism movie" and its so great bc they paired the most stereotypical italian mafia guy with a whitest black guy of all time AND put them in the deep south. the dynamic is fantastic, highly recommend
>>48134 #
ngl i listened to katy perrys hot n cold until my mind was numb, i subjected myself to guantanamo bay psychological torture but its only bc i liked the song so much
JC Denton : The world must know by now, Everett. What we've done.
Morgan Everett : Know what? Only that the long night is over. The crown of government is tarnished - but that will fade in time. The riots, a fever dream; the plague, a horrible nightmare; and like everything else that's happened such things will only be dimly remembered upon waking to their normal lives. In the end, all sins are forgiven. Even yours.
JC Denton : What about the Constructor... and Helios?
Morgan Everett : Do you really think they're ready for that? After everything you've seen, everything you've done?
JC Denton : [long pause] No. Not yet.
Morgan Everett : But soon. We have made our own mistakes, became insulated from the world we sought to control. And whatever they may think, the night is far from over. But that will change, and you will help us change even as we teach you. This time - this time we will do it right.
JC Denton : And who are we? Who are we really?
Morgan Everett : We are the Invisible Hand. We are the Illuminati. We come before and after. We are forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the day.
>>48138 #
low key having some shadowy organization controlling the world is more comforting than it just being a accidental mess
I have yet to find a deus ex tok that's not bad and this is the only hit for illuminati in my folders
>>48141 #
If there's any organization behind it all it wouldn't be doing that, that's just stupid. At least that's my personal opinion.
>>48142 #
i know, its the same when they ask a flat earther why would they go through the trouble of hiding the actual shape "uhhhhhhhh its a power move to mock us"
>>48141 #
>>48142 #
the illuminati has a running competition between the different groups that are apart of it, the group that drops the most illuminati symbols publicly in their media wins
it's just a bit of trolling.
>>48144 #
>flat earther
That's a whole different can of worms, like doing the calculations for earths curvature with Aristotle level maths will give you pretty accurate results (especially since you can literally travel with a plane rn for pennies). At least it's not easily debunkable by 6th grade maths.
>>48145 #
That would still be stupid but at least it has some plausible deniability. I'm willing to believe that.
>>48146 #
you know, flat earthers could probably mogg many with their (wrong) knowledge on perspective (since they spend so much time thinking about it) and come out looking good. it just reminds me how easily you can be believable and wrong. it must happen all the time with things less goofy than flat earth, and it slips through the cracks in media, etc.
I believe that Flat Eartherism started to trend really highly in recent years. Anyone else remember how like 5 years ago flat earth stuff was EVERYWHERE?
They, and by they I mean the shadow wizard money gang government, are pushing flat eartherism because innately a retarded fucking conspiracy, and if you associate conspiracies with retarded ideas like flat eartherism, you will start to just think "conspiracy = wrong information = that person is retarded",so you'll tune out when you hear or read about ACTUAL potentially true conspiracies like how the US government orchestrated 9/11 or how the CIA run Nekochen.net home of the neko and are using thi
I am now reading a biography of napoleon. It is convincing me I have failed already fr fr.
>>48147 #
>mogg many with their (wrong) knowledge on perspective
If it wasn't particularly easy maths knowledge then I might've agreed, but it is just insanely easy to point out errors and propose insanely easy "experiments" that when conducted with any scientific rigor would blast the theory out of the sky.
>>48150 #
listen, it the same how religious preachers make atheists look stupid on tiktok, they just talk with authority and people interpret it as authority
>>48148 #
I am actually willing to believe that flat earth "movement" is a cia psyop, like if anything is a psyop this has to be it because I refuse to believe there's this many absolutely retarded people around.
>>48152 #
Well yea, if you pick your targets as some mild mannered math professor you will get an easy win, but if somebody tried to convince me to being a flat earthist he would be in shambles. I know all the rhetorical tricks in the book if need be.
>>48148 #
talking of conspiracies, i still think pizza gate was real, not the demon sacrifices or secret basements, just that they wanted to fuck (or have fucked) children
If I was a powerful and rich hollywood celebrity, I would simply just not fuck children. I'd do what DiCaprio does, and just exclusively fuck super models under the age of 24
There was one man who tried to stop the pedos in hollywood..... This is his story.
'member when someone here streamed movies
okay buster, what if i streamed a kino tomorrow
>left on read
brutal
im thinking
maybe the cowboy bebop film, maybe paprika, maybe Umibe no Étranger
the last one i think might be best for nekochen
>>48171 #
I don't know the last one but I'm down for both bebop and paprika. I've watched paprika but I recall nothing except for the soundtrack pretty much at this point.
>>48175 #
I OFFERED TO STREAM THIS LIKE A MONTH AGO AND YALL SLEPT ON IT
I've got it downloaded though I could stream it
>>48177 #
I'm sorry neko, I kind of slept on being alive and able to properly function for like a month, including visiting nekochen.
Which reminds me that I shalt sleep now because I've got work in the morning, goodnight nekos, hope you have a good sleepy :)
Tomorrow we'll watch redline, a Sci-Fi racing anime
Just saw the most perfect and delectable ass I have perhaps ever seen. Didn't think to take a picture / video of it in motion until minutes after. Shame. It was so lustrous that I just wanted to grab it right then and there but I think she would've objected to such attempts.
Im tired of reading incel internet conversations across various websites and youtube. Ive been exposed to this crap since 2012. Youd think they would have moved on.
Im tired of reading people complaining about incels across various websites and youtube. Ive been exposed to this crap since 2012. Youd think they would have moved on.
newneko
whats a newneko
imagine writing comments as cringe as this, ICANT
Redline in an hour? 7PM GMT?
downward spiral latest: I have bought a second biography of Napoleon
https://www.twitch.tv/chazprinceton
redline in 14 minutes.
redline in 13 minutes
redline in 2 minutes i repeat redline in 2 minutes i repeat redline in 2 minutes i repe
i just came home too haha
inb4 complaints about the audio volumne as per usual for whenever i stream
why is my favorite colombian streaming chinese cartoons
I bet Nora would cosplay Sonoshee if she was informed about the character
Looks like her build
Nora and Cinnanoe as the Super Boins
super bonis
Funkyposter is a bioweapon???
You heard the Furher, funkyboy is out of control
>Funky Poster is out of control, destroy him
Do they fuck now
it just ends like that? No epilogue? okay. nice movie. I liked it
over 100,000 frames. 7 years to make.
it was kinda hard to tell what's going on at some points
space nazis killed funky but he came back so they had to fuse with a monster to kill him.
remember that bit where colonel voltron merged with the monster and then just... they wrote him out of the movie
i agree. great film but needed more tits.
I'm glad neko suggested redline yesterday, that film was better than I remember
it must be a pretty niche movie, its only got like 70 uploads on pixiv
i want her so bad
you too could get a Sonoshee Mclaren tier waifu if you just hairmaxx
>bro immediately went back to look at her tits
I don't like her because of her tits, infact I respect her so much that I put a hand up to cover my screen during that scene. I simply respect her dedication as a racer, since childhood she's been working hard, putting in practice and building her own machines to one day compete at redline and when she crossed the line with Sweet JP (after giving him the secret sauce to win), I know she deserved it, I only wish she could've won in her own machine.
>>48233 #
without the super mega fuel mix she gave him, JP would've finished like 5th
Machinehead won that without anime plot armor. simple as.
LEAN MEAN MACHINE
lets watch another anime movie next week
madoka magica movie trilogy
only ONE 'fu could pull off the Sonoshee Mclaren cosplay.
tok related
I think Nora would pull it off.
>>48238 #
dont you have to watch the series first?
I'd be sorta down for making one day of the week an anime watchalong day, as long as we hard limit it to 2 hours.
sure, if people wanna watch the Madoka Magica movies we could do that, or...
we can watch Hibike Euphonium movies :D
or something else, like I suggested paprika last time
I'm up for whatever you choose neko :)
>>48244 #
this is my anime folder at the minute... and offworld trading company for some reason
redline and kimi no na wa are the only movies i've got so i've we're gonna stick to movies i need to download new ones anyway, unless people want to watch some series as a sort of book club replacement
>>48245 #
>Honey Boy
I recognize that oldneko reference
I think movies are better because it's more of a one off thing and people wont feel bad about not making it when we start a series. Though if nekos want to watch some series I'd probably be up too, depending on the timeframe though.If you made me pick I would choose paprika but that's brutally safe because I know it's good, so just pick whatever you feel is best
That movie fixed my steamy mood (Woke up in Birmingham)
it also made nekochen more active than it's been in a while (anecdotal evidence but maybe it's true)
in 25 minutes some dude is already at 750 exp
yeah Im playing against scripters
>>48249 #
out
fucking
skilled
he's like goku, he's been training in the hyperbaric time chamber, ready to fucking destroy you on duolingo. accept being #2 this month lil pup
crazy how everyone that beats me on the leaderboard (even if only temporarily) has pay2win premium mode
Its not crazy at all in fact, its because they get unlimited lives and free Challenge Mode tasks which they can complete for 160 exp in the same time I can at most get 40 (If I have a 2x exp boost which I only have for like 15 minutes per day, they have permanently)
6x* champion, if I may
*blocks your path*
Nekochen Netflix Avatar watch party
>went from 4/7 synched to 1/3 synched in 20 minutes
neko do Brasil, quando é que usar futuro do presente simples (ex. ele saberá) vs. "ele vai saber"? Existe alguma diferençia?
>class tomorrow
kill me now
Blogpost
I've been trying to fix some issues in my life lately and despite in my opinion improving as a person I feel more empty and drained.
Do you think being more conscious and actively working on my faults is making me more depressed than my previous state of just gaming all day to fill the void?
Like it's a, it's gotta get worse to get better situation, me feeling worse is because it's working?
@comf.ycakes for gaynek
>wow new story
>and it's all in german
>i wonder what it could be about
...
>it's comparing the price differences between two different kinds of train in germany
yep, this is what i subscribed to sleepy.reki on instagram for
reki said :3
Saw an alt girl on the bus
I love her
Red and black dyed hair
Nose piercing
Lots of makeup
Black tube top and jeans that were more ripped than not despite it being 3c outside
Alas, I will never see her again
>professor pronounces it like homo-genious
[YouTube] ???
nekochen's top scientists still cannot figure this one out
rest in peace can thinky
is it possible to learn this power
this audio played twice in a row on megu, not quite 3 in a row but still pretty unlikely.
>neko didn't attach the @
ahhhh
does anyone know what her @ is, she's real cute
>wilbur soot, the fluffy haired cute eboy all the tookfus love has been cancelled for abusing his ex-girlfriend
we are so fucking back bros, i may not be cute, famous, or a good singer but at least i havent abused any of my previous girlfriends.
if any cute girls in England are reading this, hit me up winky face emoji
https://boards.4chan.org/wsg/thread/5444860
ragebait thread
>>48280 #
Her @ was posted on neko iirc but I can't recall it now. She has nuked all the toks though multiple times so if she has anything on the page it might not be what you're looking for neko.
Skip class tomorrow? #8ball (Yes)
Let's good basedball.
Before anyone calls me out, it's a computer based class where all the data is available already, I can just do the work at home in half the time and without the 3 hour bus ride
And before anyone calls me out I've been mewing for 6 hours today
no one calls me :(
hello neko its me your mom, wdyp
Hungary redeemed the ratification
it's over. zog won.
my hunger is at the point where it feels like I have doms in my abs
you should be on an all-germ diet
only watching germs
for every ~280 toks I watch that come from my tokfu, I gain the energy equivalent of 1 kcal because she is my ray of sunshine
neko talking about his tokfu
my tokfu is not the moon for I see the moon as a male figure when I personify the lunar bodies
>>48313 #
luna is a girl's name tho????
does that mean you see the sun as a female figure?
what about the other planets in our solar system?
jupiter is obviously male, but i've always had an inkling of saturn being a woman, something about those curvy rings makes me think it's feminine.
mars is masculine obviously, and so is mercury, i definitely associate the cold lifeless rocky planets with masculinity
be honest: you would
>>48314 #
>does that mean you see the sun as a female figure?
yes. some time in my late teens I randomly thought about the sun and concluded that I more or less, if I had to personify it, see it as a female entity
>other planets
no clue, never cared about anything besides the moon and sun
In my mind Pluto is still a planet
>>48319 #
Nah, the moon 100% has to be female since it changes in cycles once a month exactly like a menstrual cycle
>>48321 #
I'm of this opinion too. The moon acts a balance to the world's oceans, jsut like how women are calming and balancing and wonderful, whereas the Sun is harsh but also provides for the seeds of life, just like how a man is typically the breadwinner and provider for the family unit.this whole topic is such a woman thing to talk about, are we actually just women
Greco-Roman influence stinking up my nekochen
Indo-European chads would never
quick, post masculinity pilled content to ward off the feminine neko vibes we're giving off
very gay posts above mine (the 2 posts immediately above)
the sun is non binary
>Lolita, light of my life,....
proof that the sun is a woman, as lolita is a woman, and the sun is literally the light of earth's life.
she would've been considered an adult back in caveman times
three monitors yay or nay?
>>48333 #
i had a dual monitor setup and I hardly used my second one
personally i would not know what I would do with a THIRD monitor
maybe that's just my adhd tho
I dont see a reason to have 3 monitors if youre not a streamer or a stock trader
these ultrawide monitors, however look really sick
>valheim
sovl
>his keyboard has lights
ick, that room has never seen a woman
My only problem with laptops is the heat problem. If they can somehow break the laws of thermodynamics we'd be good.
>>48344 #
fat people do that
why dont computer people just make their computers based on how fat people work
fat person hating neko is one of my favourite gimmicks and is inspiring me to loose weight faster so he stops hating e
fat person self-hating*
i dont think he's fat, im the only fat person on neko and he's not me
when he says he fucking hates you <3
9/11 never forget
308,796,222 Taiwanese pwned
Covid didnt do a number on the population 1337
Numbers schizo.... he came back.....
anyway, in an effort to stop being a fat neko im gonna walk to board game club instead of taking the bus, cya all later, i'll probably blog about how much i hate black and chinese people when im there, i wonder what i'd look like if i was black or chinese
what's so special about the eiffel tower? I think it's stupid. it looks stupid.
speaking of exercise and stuff, do you guys ever get gas from protein powder
it's kind of annoying
Anyone noticed we'd had TWO abbles editions in a row
would you love your 'fu if she were a single mom, ready to settle down
stoopid dad needed help getting heavy construction materials to the 6th floor, im burnt out now
I havent hit rock bottom either yet
I know this because I still have the nagging voice saying that I want it to become worse (Would not be possible if I had hit rock bottom)
that's your suicide drive talking. do not listen to her (I know it's a woman because women have a strong desire to self destruct)
can it be a suicide drive if theres no drive to suicide
speaking of suicide, i should play that new suicide gang game where they kill spider man
what if your nagging voice was black or chinese
how are oyu like 2 months late to the meme
yeah sure but the joke hit its peak 2 months ago
youre basically the guy showing 9gag memes right now
im complaining too much ill be back whenever my mood improves #autobahnBANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
>youre a 40yo dad and your kids start talking about skibidi toilet
>jawfu doesnt like wilbur anymore
ap won
>layer up
>now i sweat indoors
>don’t layer up
>now i shiver outdoors
Board game club was great
Why is jawfu like this? If only she'd accepted chadneko's podcast invitation all those years ago then things would have turned out different...
>>48398 #
It was in reference to the above wilbur soot post...all nekobros have strong opinions on this subject. But fine, let me post a neko for real (fr) [fr]
I can't write a coherent sentence anymore. These toks are destroying me inside and out. That last 'neko' 2 posts above was meant to say 'jawfu'. It would have been a classic neko jape...
I am going to go to bed and wake up a new man, with a fresh mind and a fresh attitude. And when that time comes I will make up for all my prior silliness.
Tbh I found the way that wilbur apology was written a little offputting. Very HR therapy speak whatever rsp would call it. Like you're being accused of things you don't think you did wrong and you're phrasing it like "I don't in any way wish to undermine the importance of what she's saying and her bravery for standing up. She's an inspiration for all of us and survivors should always be believed. However none of it happened" etc etc etc. Revolting! Stand up for yourself man! But alas, standing up for yourself would lose the jawfu vote. Kneel and take your punishment.....
he just needed to say
"sorry for beating my wife" - wilbur
>>48406 #
If he'd said. "You could be her if you're hot and between the ages of 18 and 21" he audience of horny girls would love him again. He tried the beta bitch backpedle. Women want a guy that'll bite them rahhhhh
I love this
>Wanna be the Shubble to my Wilbur
Insane Rizz that would make you SLAY pussy
>>48408 #
>Summary: The citizens of Alexandria, Virginia, are ridiculed in this scene for their lack of serious resistance against the British seizure of the city in 1814. At left two frightened gentlemen kneel with hands folded, pleading, "Pray Mr. Bull don't be too hard with us -- You know we were always friendly, even in the time of our Embargo!" In the center stands a bull in English seaman's clothes, holding out a long list of "Terms of Capitulation" to the Alexandrians. He says, "I must have all your Flour -- All your Tobacco -- All your Provisions -- All your Ships -- All your Merchandize -- every thing except your Porter and Perry -- keep them out of my sight, I've had enough of them already." His allusion is to American Commodore Oliver Hazard Perry and Captain David Porter. At right, a soldier and sailor carry off spirits, saying: "Push on Jack, the yankeys are not all so Cowardly as these Fellows here -- let's make the best of our time." and "Huzza boys!!! More Rum more Tobacco!"
Kind of fucked up for John Bull to do this
OK but seriously I need a gf soon
The french n word is 'noir'
Noirrrrr (say this in your head like naurrr)
Nekos all stand against racism
From my two napoleon biographies Corsica sounds beautiful. I would like very much to live deep in their mountains on some little estate, venturing forth into the coastal cities occasionally to raid Genoese settlers of their wine and olive oil
finally watched Get Out, made by a black director and it IS a "white people are racist" movie but not in the way youd expect. its closer to a post-ironic take on racism, with very intelligent symbolism about it. final act straight up feels like a tarantino movie and just as fun. highly recommend
I thought the film was seeing upper class liberals throughs the lens of black people. You know the kind that treat them like toddlers.
>>48425 #
thats one part of it but theres more:
- standard racist cop
- slavery connotations with black ppl being house servants and mc picking cotton to save his life
- racial theories of black people being physically stronger
- the conservative-ish perception that "black ppl have it so good now" but being blind to the all disadvantages
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REKI GOT A TATTOO AND IT LOOKS SO COOL
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>>48415 #
I remember in school we had to read Of Mice And Men and there's one chapter in particular that focused on the black stable keeper, and the nigger word is used like 20 times, you really got to know someone's soul by if they read it out or just stuttered and said "the n word"
>bought valiantfox a new laptop
he unironically can't keep getting away with it, he's everywhere
>Students at Anna Whitlocks in Stockholm who have been conscripted for military service as Sweden reintroduces form of national service
wont let me post pic becuase unsupported MIME type. Anyways, the regime is sending cute girls to war.
theguardian.com/world/2024/jan/19/sweden-young-people-national-service-civic-duty-nato-war#:~:text=Although%20not%20everybody%20will%20be,dismantled%20after%20the%20cold%20war
>>48431 #
which one were you anon? Did you read it without hesitation, did you stutter, or did you EXAGGERATE the word
only 3, 5, and 8 are prettyish
>>48431 #
We read Huckleberry Finn and To Kill a Mockingbird in english class (both books had the n-word)
one of my friends ALWAYS volunteered to read out loud and he would say the word out loud in front of everyone and the teacher just let him do it for no reason lmao
>telefoon
>fotos
>klok
>kompas
lmao dutch is such a silly language :D
>>48447 #
you must think english is silly too bc its a single letter away from being exactly like dutch
1: play dota
2: go for a walk
#d2 (1)
I haven't played in 8 months, time to get stomped
new gimmick proposal, please tell me if you like it before i do it
the gimmick is, replying to 48458 and saying "cute germ"
>>48463 #
A garden like that would be pretty comfy, lots of space, seems pretty isolated and like you've got good privacy.
I especially like that it isn't just mowed flat, there's nothing I dislike more than seeing perfectly mowed lawns, it's so, unnatural and bad for the ecosystem, this, with it's tufts of overgrowth and flowers and likely weeds and bushes and everything growing is much nicer.
>>48464 #
i'm conflicted between liking wide open spaces like that and cute compact little neighborhoods you can walk around in
they both have their appeal
>>48466 #
is that just the london version of us housing projects?
I kinda like the aesthetic of it though i'm sure i wouldn't wanna live there
>>48468 #
yeah they're just housing project, they're all concrete commie blocks, they're depressing places
that picture actuallky looks fairly comfy, i like the green spaces and the variable heights of buildings. reminds me of my university campus
>>48469 #
No, it looks pretty in theory but in reality there are sketchy people walking all over and you wouldn't want to walk through that place
>they're all concrete commie blocks, they're depressing places
Honestly, I used to think that depressing-looking apt. buildings in communist countries were a sign of moral soullessness
Now, we have housing shortages in basically every western country and I'm starting to rethink that. Housing's housing, the cheaper the better.
rare nemuru above bwoah cute
>>48471 #
>rare nemuru
Yea now all her toks are going to be rare... I just noticed she privated her account, it's so joever for me again.
We ain't starting march strong nekos
>>48472 #
I meant rare to see one posted at all
Also arent you already following her? She has 25k I bet she'd accept new requests
Private is you have to follow to access
>Cant scrape private
yeah thats the problem, I justscreen record on my phone and then edit it on pc
>>48475 #
>spoiler
Yea I'm not doing that. Not even for nemuru.
I could go over awemer again trying to look at how it authenticates and stuff or maybe someone on the other site already managed to fix this problem but I'm way too ambivalent to be that much into it. I just let my script run from time to time just to share with you nekos.
All good things gotta come to an end. It's time to close the chapter on the nemuru nation and hope another tookter rises up to replace her.
>>48476 #
>Yea I'm not doing that. Not even for nemuru.
Last time tikwm went down I had to do that for a few toks but I dont mind
estou obcecado nela
>>48477 #
>hope another tookter rises up
I think my interest is slowly fizzling out again but I wouldn't mind seeing a nice cute fu similar to nemuru.
>>48478 #
Yea but you're really into having a complete archive while I... Just don't feel like going to great lengths to do that anymore.
>>48479 #
>I think my interest is slowly fizzling out
Unfortunately I'm in the same boat. There'll never be another Remymite. I could spend years looking but he was unique
>>48479 #
>Yea but you're really into having a complete archive
It's not about having the archive, it's who is in the videos
I just want to be able to watch them and stuff like stories disappear unforuntaely
No I understood you but I wouldn't say it's about the archive as an object but rather the freedom to watch them on demand
>>48483 #
Well, it's the only reason to keep those tbh, apart from some hoarding inclinations I guess.
>>48480 #
>I could spend years looking but he was unique
I think my brand of cute is just dying out on tiktok, or maybe I'm just not searching hard enough. Either way I don't feel like putting in more effort.
things are not improving
Sorry for being a downer nekos.
>>48485 #
They will improve, I'm sure. Lets be fair, it doesn't take a lot for me for them to improve, I dunno about you neko.
>>48487 #
>Spring will heal all.Weather is pretty much springlike in my area already, though its more about me being unwilling to move on rn but I think I'm pretty close to it, and I don't mean moving on from neko, just my current job
Nekochen congratulates George Galloway on his stunning victory in Rochford
goodmorning neko, it's the first day of march, life is wonderful, winter is over,it's been raining for the last 4 hours straight and i woke up in a steaming mood
we are doing chocolat cosplays today
not a big fan of this tenshi 'fit
>26 minutes ago
i get to post the new germ, the bright red hair reminds me of the boni red hair toks
>>48497 #
the only chocolat cosplays i have are by babbles, and that's like 5 videos. none of my other 'fus have cosplayed her, it's over
koto has chocola toks methinks
if she doesnt then teabrain definitely does, I know koto has vanilla and took pics of her and teabrain when tea was in chocola
woah, acid has a chocola cosplay?the joke here is that her username is acidd
look at the top comment on this tok.
it's time for everyone's favourite game of
GUESS HOW MANY FOLLOWERS THEY HAVE ON TIKTOK
that kofi donation number is £23,790 total by the way.
>>48509 #
>>48509 #
their kofi sales have amounted to maybe 20 donations, they've made over £23,000 just off pure donations alone.
>>48511 #
ding ding, we'll give you the winrar sticker today. very close, she's on 131k.
Now the real question is, why has she gotten 23,000 in donations? She's not that pretty, and from her toks she doesn't hoor herself out at all.
I'm afraid I'll never understand how some girls make money online.
SHE EVEN STREAMS WITH A FUCKING FACE MASK
>>48512 #
no shes very pretty and idk whats with ttg calling pretty girls mid. just go outside and look around to prove my point, especially you since youre prob british. anyways im sure she got a whale down bad, or does nudes for donations in private
>>48514 #
it does appear from looking at past streams that this blackheart guy is donating like 200 a week.
it's 250 this week
>>48513 #
200 that week
reminds me of the guy in tenshi's chat who gifted like 400 gift subs in a month. what do they get out of this? just the joy of simping?
>she's very pretty
I mean, she's cute alright but I think on ttg we're spoiled by only posting very pretty girls.
I just don't see what she's doing that's especially great to warrant such an amount of money, it has to be some really big whales because 23,000 with the amount of followers she has? that's an absurd amount of donations.
she is not pretty imo and honestly not even mid but thats all I will say before my posts get complain-atory and hostile
>>48515 #
>>48516 #
what are you guys talking about? she got a face similar to bonbis, and you are probably the ones that simped on bbg for 4 years straight
anyways i think she just got a whale, her tiktok account is not even active
bonbi was never cute
women dont have money because of the wage gap
is dune 2 worth watching? i barely remember dune 1 and thats prob a sign i didnt enjoy it much. o jfh no i do remember the fat bad guy he was so awesome i loved all his scenes
>>48523 #
probably not, if you're admitting you don't even remember the first film, why bother? i couldn't even finish the book, so i've not watched any of the film adaptations
that and i hate timothee chalomet and zendaya
this pic goes hard
the more i zoom in the funnier it gets hahahh
>>48525 #
>you don't even remember the first film, why bother?
because the director is the guy behind br2049 and i have faith in his sci-fi movies. maybe the beginning in the dune book was mostly lame too but got better later?
>>48531 #
wouldn't you base it more off the last movie he released, the movie directly before this one? maybe BR2049 was a fluke, maybe DUNC and DUNC 2 is the actual level of quality he makes (low quality)
I watched the og bladerunner and 2049 back to back and ngl I didnt undestand why theyre so highly praisd
i think I got filtered by them or smn
>>48533 #
but dune 1 wasnt a bad movie, it was sorta forgettable bc the plot was about killing off a buncha """important""" characters that no one had any emotional attachment to. it was just a setup, since im guessing theyre following the book faithfully, so its kinda lame in act1 before they start a galactic war?
>>48534 #
>i think I got filtered by them or smn
I liked them but I can perfectly understand why it's not a movie for everyone tbf. It's not like they are some cinematic masterpieces, maybe the first one comes close but idrc.
>>48536 #
gonna be honest i dont know what the plot of dune is, paul becomes the king of the fremen, and then declares a galactic jihad and eventually becomes emperor i know that bit, i dont think that happens in the first book though.
all anyone talks about online is how his son turns himself into a worm like a ricky morty
>chat with friend
>she suggests I go to a psychologist
>"No"
>>48537 #
br 2049 was great too. you expect the main character of the movie TO BE the main character but K doesnt actually matter to the broader story at all, the movie was kinda unique in that way. plus everyone loves to see ryan gosling suffer and lose everything
my tok folder is a mess, i need to organise it
she looks exactly like the girl from get out
I liked Get Out, its a decent movie
actually nvm i dont think ive seen get out
double nvm I HAVE seen that movie, its a decent movie
there's a really cool pet in the weekly pack for super auto pets, levithan, it's ability is
end turn: summon 4 10/10 fishes, and then it's 20/20, and 30/30 with the level ups.
essentially forces you to run a one unit team to maximise the benefit, it's so cool
would you data just a girl that sucked dick on camera?
yes data thats not a misspell
what movie are we watching today? or this weekend?
i think we were discussing watching the madoka movies
>>48561 #
no the movies allegedly are anime replacements, you get the same plot but in less screentime, the movies just remove all the pokemon battles
this team was retarded and I won with it
the bird shoots stones at the 2 pets infront of it, and since it's level 3 it does it 3 times, and the camel has a trigger where when it's hurt it buffs the unit behind, and the triceritops has a trigger where whenit's hurt it buffs a random unit on the team, the skunk's ability is to target the enemy unit with the most health and reduce it to 1, and the dragon in the back just existed to give xp but everyone was max level by the end pretty much.
the bird just triggered so many buffs for my team that i rolled more normal teams
oh nvm i remember some indie game sword and sandals rip off
>>48568 #
>>48566 #
this reminded me, people make roosters fight for money right? seems kinda fucked up
>>48570 #
call of duty makes people shoot up schools, when are you having rooster fights are your house? I would like to bet
winter depression is hitting hard today, post cute toks to cure it
this picture cures my mood
and the Walpurgisnacht movie release will forever banish bad days
wagmi (in one year)
dorks
dork and proud
funfact: a whale's penis is called a dork :D
>>48578 #
well i had this thought about islam today. prophet mohammed WAS a warlord and it makes sense to keep your soldiers sharp and not sick. alcohol makes you dull, so "god" said drinking is bad. they probably didnt have a good way to process meat, and diseases spread easily between pigs and humans. so "god" says dont eat pork to keep his soldiers healthy. AND THEY STILL CANT DRINK AND EAT PORK poor sobs
>>48585 #
Are you the same guy who last time had a thought about society's opinions on weed smokers and alcoholics?
Mohammad was interesting in that he was a merchant but at some point decided to turn into a prophet warlord. I wonder what was the event in his life that made him change direction.
>Muslims believe Muhammad began receiving revelation sometime in the year 610 CE. Initially
>he died in 622
crazy that in that 12 year time frame he started something that would have lasting impact.
dont forget somalis naming their kids Abdi which means slave
can we change the topic
ok you change it we follow you (you are our muhammed)
i like halo 2
halo kitty
anyone thought about the fact t hat whenever you search shit up on search engines nowadays and go to the image tab, even that is starting to get filled up with obnoxious dogshit AI cringe shit?
google your favourite character from A:TLA or something and you will get faggoty AI shit i hope all ai consumers DIE
for me? it was Halo 3
we could just watch a movie instead of topic change
no i want to talk about ai instead of that
i googled my favourite character from A:TLA and there's like 4 AI images here.
yeah i saw them after the fact but its so blatantly obvious how shit AI looks
dogshit development and its infesting google images and shit now too
Toph and Sokka were the only characters I liked in that stupid show. Also Uncle Iroh.
Also Zuko and Bumi and Zhao and Bato.
oh and of course, the pretty crazy sister. Who is also the vampire girl from vampire blood masquerade
>ai bad
why
SOMEONE STOP ME FROM JUST OPENING INSTAGRAM, TIKTOK AND TWITTER ON REPEAT EVERY 48 SECONDS. I'M JUST ENDLESSLY DOOM REFRESHING AND THERE'S OBVIOUSLY NOTHING NEW
>>48601 #
You're right, AI images are a cancer, but imagine the scientific possibilities of adding AI to our research.
Imagine the brilliant contributions men like Einstein could've made if they had a ChatGPT assistant. I'm glad we live in a golden age where AI can and will improve all aspects of our lives.
maybe if he did
E + AI = (insert his marketing gimmick) it would have worked better
on the topic of scientific research, the most hilarious paper I have seen someone write is a swedish guy writing a paper onshotacon gay pornography. I do not what the paper topic was but he wrote about how he masturbated to like 150 different doujins and what he felt as a result of it
This guy was funded by the university btw (kicked out after)
I can suggest an equation that has the potential to impact the future.
E = mc^2 + Abbles toks.
This equation combines einstein's famous equation, with toks by the tokfu abbles.
>>48624 #
Dude, there was a guy who wrote hi phd on using glory holes and no one wanted to do anything about it because he is gay and black so he is off the tables for criticizing.
okay okay I'm gonna play ONE game of dota to stop the endless website refreshing, then I'll go do something productive with myself, like bake a cake shaped like a race car
>>48632 #
I AM ACTIVELY AVOIDING DOING THAT, I HAD ONE CAN OF CHICKPEAS FOR BREAKFAST AND I CAN'T EAT FOR ANOTHER HOUR WHEN I HAVE DINNER
wait maybe that's it, maybe im not depressed, maybe im just bored and hungry and fat and obese and a whale
>>48633 #
on the topic of food, they started selling takis here so i tried them. idk why but every american flavor is super sharp but never all that good, i dont like american snacks. their chocolate is also kinda acidic tasting and gets mogged by milka
>>48636 #
they started selling mr beast chocolates here, super overpriced but i want to try it out, which ones do i go for
>>48637 #
i do not know, i've not tried any of them and i likely never will
>>48639 #
im depressed as im trying to lose weight and stop eating due to boredom
fatass just buy coke zero its zero for zero calories in it
>>48638 #
>im depressed as im trying to lose weight and stop eating due to boredom
i mean pick your poison, you cant both be trying and not succeeding AND be depressed
post your daily blogpost weight update
i cant, my dog ate my homework
if he were muslim he wouldnt eat pork and be this fat
what if he was black or chinese
it's too hot today. too hot to even think.
how much do you weigh now
What if he WERE black or chinese. grammar please thank you
its was
were is past tense dumbass
oh okay, thank you.
'we're' over this conversation.
past continuing
were implies he no longer is
what if anon werent so wrong about this? if he were right about grammar
if I were you I'd stop
also its not were for "he"
they were, you were
i was, he was, she was
it's too hot for grammar. sorry. i wanna nap
chatgpt were so wrong for this
reported the post above me
chatgpt how do I cool the temperature of the globe
I could use another ice age right now
noemie did (does?) powerlifting, played football (soccer), driving a porsche 911, studying japanese, learning ice skating andi want to friends with her shes so cool
she looks like nora's friend.
there's only one noemi and she's a skeleton, not a hoor
i'll take the hoor over the skele
fat bunda
>>48672 #
imagine being the fatty of these four
mogged every time they ask in the group chat if you wanna hang out
why do you lie to us
>no you are trans at the office
what does that even mean
you will shit your pants when you realize
NOEMI LOOKS LIKE THIS????
>>48648 #
80.6 I think I might finally gave stabilized my weight at above 80 which is pretty good since my job made it incredibly hard
>>48686 #
How does it feel knowing I weight 10kg more than you and yet I'm 6 inches shorter? You've been mass mogged by a mad midget
>>48687 #
It's okay, I'm not going for raw weight, I want it to be supported by the muscle mass ofc
>>48688 #
Stop neko you're making me blush. No but fr I'm not that strong... I'm barely at the beginning of my journey tbf
HMMMMMMMMM TODAY I THINK I WILL PLAY DOTA 2 IN A DUO Q, BUT INSTEAD OF LANING WITH MY BUDDY, HE'LL PICK MIDLANER AND I'LL PICK POSITION 1 CARRY, AND WE'LL BOTH PICK USELESS DOGSHIT HEROES LIKE RAZOR AND NECROPHOS AND THEN WHEN WE LOSE WE'LL SAY GG NO WARDS
>no, you are trans at the office
is genuinely so funny
I live near a farm, so some asshole thought it'd be a good idea to bring his horse to shit in the neighborhood. Now it seems.
worst part is that, sure I can accept that you cannot dismount the horse and pick the shit up at the moment, but at least go back later and pick it up
>>48701 #
That's very fumofumo, I am energetically and spiritually aligned with the message of the poster with id 35088
attaching a germ to show the world a germ
>>48704 #
>the devil behind that post
I am glad you are also fumo aligned boniposta
>>48706 #
Obviously he wanted to post 2 boni toks, well 3 now.
does someone have the "naaurrr jit tripping" edit of the tokkers in a school hall
I genuinely think the 2hu fandom is the fandom I enjoy the most without actually being in it myself
Probably because I grew up on old youtube and used to see it intermittently
[YouTube] ???
>>48710 #
Me too, they're incredibly cute and just fun
>>48713 #
Wow we're the same, well my friend mostly introduced me to touhou but I have never played any of the games in my life yet I know half the characters
[YouTube] ???
love love is a verb
love is a doing word
>>48714 #
oh yeah cirnos perfect math class was the contender for the 2hu song I posted
i remember watching the shit out of that back in like 2008 and thinking it was so catchy, still do but I used to too
>>48716 #
Yooooo, I've got a great idea, you know that animation about valentine's day where nazrin shows up in shop and says irashimaisen or something like that? I should make a webm that resizes itself out of that, that would be insanely cool.
Also I agree wholeheartedly of course, I love the baka song (so funny) (Cirno is the funny)
also >>48717 # I think I remember a video like that but I dont have it in my mind right now
>>48720 #
haha yeah that would be funny if it goes from like 1x1 px
theres a 2hu thread on wsg right now, its in its infant stages but I have high hopes for it
[YouTube] ???
There it is, that's the video from which the clip originates.
>>48721 #
I might pop in then
[YouTube] ???
one of my favourite past times to do once every year or so is to search up "fumo gun" and just look at the pics
post lyrics to a tiktok audio you like, I'll start
Yes, I'm drinking whiskey
Baby I am gone tonight
NBC aint the only thing I'm coming on tonight
ugh, gross
why the fuck i say these things
>>48728 #
Is this the tok?I have immediately known the tok with that audio from funky, I am this good yes
>>48730 #
It was a little slow, the chip robot immediately posts a chip tok matching the audio. I guess I shouldn't judge you for not being as fast as a literal bot. 8/10, good funky
I know no toks with that audio but I know exactly how the dance looks
oh right I ve seen this nemuru
if I was learning spanish instead of portuguese I could probably read that caption
just applied to 2 jobs, gonna roll a d20 to see if i get one
#d20 (13)
maybe next time i guess
for the anon that was complaining about how his life revolves around refreshing tiktok and instagram pages, give this a watch. It's called Ping Pong
>>48738 #
!("You can't joke around about how big it is!") This phrase appears to be informal and colloquial Spanish. It roughly translates to "You can't joke around about its size!" in English.
Ruru!!!!!!
I am dissapoint...
on the topic of really good anime movies
I recommend Tekkonkinkreet to you nekos
My dad showed me it when i was young and I thought it was really cool. There was one specific scene that was imprinted in my mind and no matter how much I tried to describe it to search engines I would never find the movie until some random day I just managed to srike gold and since then I havent forgotten it
Really good
>>48742 #
If you watch it stream it I wanna rewatch it its so nice
>>48740 #
>Ruru!!!!!!
>I am dissapoint...
There should be a new rule in the OP that says
>Rule 6: Never translate the song lyrics or tok captions of LATAM tokkers' toks
this would stop this from happening
>>48744 #
>this would stop this from happening
Lets be fair, if you didn't mention not being able to translate it I wouldn't, even though I know there's like 50/50 chance it might be something raunchy since it's latam after all.
Like I got it after translating third or fourth latam song it's not getting better lmao (but it is the charm of latam maybe? I dunno, they do create kino anyway)
[YouTube] ???
attaching an image to show the world how the devil looks listening to this song
the devil?
not devilish neko? you've upgraded to THE DEVIL now?
fable 2 was great. You could buy up every house and charge up, leaving nothing for the peasants.
>>48749 #
>the original evilmaxxing neko
I would kneel.... but instead im FLIPPIng the BIRD at my monitor towards your post 😈 👹👹👹
>>48751 #
You could buy property in fable 1 too, but houses only went on sale if the owner died, so you had to be a mass murderer to become a landlord. It's pretty funny, it's like a slippery slope of evil. You start off doing thefts, then you become a serial killer, then the greatest evil of all, a landlord
both the touhou and the gachimuchi thread on wsg right now are worth watching
>>48752 #
>but instead im FLIPPIng the BIRD at my monitor towards your post 😈 👹👹👹
We understand each other perfectly 😈
bandle.app
can you guess it today nekos?
i needed the vocals to figure it out
I got it in 4
the green just means which one you're on...
i kneel, i take back every mean thing i've ever said about you.
here's to YOU mr robinson
next game is cover quest
https://coverquest.jbonet.xyz/
this first one is easy, we all know this game, right?
wait there's only one game, i thought there was multiple rounds, i got it instantly, the cover is too iconic.
had to google the name but i recognised it
https://guessthe.game/
this one is fun to play
I just smurfed on the last 4 rounds idk how you guys arent getting it
>>48774 #
you can press the "play previous days"
>he's played nearly 2 years of guessthe.game
I have never played any of the clash games and I have only seen like 2 second snippets or screenshots here and there but I recognised the art style
I searched "clash" thinking it was ".. of clans" but clash royale showed up so i clicked and won
https://musicle.app/hiphople
this one was actually so easy i got 3/3 and i dont even listen to hip hop
>he instantly quits the actually hard game and goes to play freelo lobbies
naurr
pick a guess the game day right now
#d657 (31)
I CAN'T GET 31 THIS IS TOO HARD
lost that one too
got it on 5. once i saw the "destination" screen it was over
#d657 (363)
we're all playing 622 right now, 622.
okay how about we make this interesting?
roll for 3 games, we average out the score for 3, best score wins.
#d657 (150)
#d657 (613)
#d657 (298)
I fucked up hard on the first one becauseI was convinced it was a command and conquer game
confession: i've never played starcraft
>>48802 #
I've only played the second one and only the "free" edition, I am an avid RTS gamer though so it was certainly unfair roll for you nekos.
>>48803 #
it's fine, I gotfable 3instantly, which i find funny because i posted afableimage earlier in the thread and i frequently talk about albion
Ive played a shitton of sc2 and I noticed by the pixels that it was sc1
I used to play C&C with my dad those gfames are fun
>>48804 #
Yea I didn't get fable at all, the only thing I know about fable is molyneux and the memes around him pretty much.
>>48805 #
I remember playing Red Alert 3 while I was young, what an introduction to the franchise lol
>he just searches "guessthegame fable rounds"
I have done the first 160 or so games like a year back, gonna see which ones of them I first tried
its funny how when it's a game i've played a 2, like i just did halo 2 and got it instantly from a blurry screenshot of a wall in delta halo.
2
11
16
25 (in two)
33 (in two)
36 (in two)
64 (in two)
69
87
90
93
106 (in two)
118
129
136
139
142
so these must be the easy ones
>>48813 #
it took me until guess 5 to even know the franchise
got in 1
got in 2
got the franchise but failed
got in 4
in 2
in 2
in 4 and im embarrassed about thatfortnite
in 1
in 1
in 1
in 6 but lostrisk of rain 2 not 1
in 4
in 2of course you'd get rocket league from a blurry image like that
failedrust
in 2
oh yeah I got #1 in two as well
imagine what the world would be like today if bethesda didnt make buggy crap and get away with it.
>>48813 #
>25 in 2
Yoooo, pleb, I've got it in 1 and I've never played any of the games starring the main character.
I did worse than neko on every test, truly he is the master of games and I am the loser. I thought HADES was transistor and yes I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A JOKE BECAUSE THE GAME HAS TRANS IN IT
it isnt fun to make the joke when you >inb4 the joke but its a funny joke to giggle to myself about
all the zelda in one guesses were luck, I just randomly picked a zelda game that was old and won
zelda is too iconic. they're the easiest ones.
ive only ever played like 40 minutes of that one game with the sailboat on the WII U
but I as a 16 year old genuinely got stuck on tutorial island and couldnt figure out how to get off of it so I quit and never played it again
i have NEVER played a zelda game. call me back when they make the legend of link instead.
the zelda with the boat is my favorite but only because im too much of a pussy to go into the sea as a sailor myself.
>make a comment on a twitch stream
>that one guy INSTANTLY replies and says hello
please, I am asocial, leave me alone
>asocial
>wants to make comments
you will accept the gift sub
you will reply to his hellos
you will be his friend
I dont send chat messages to be social, I send them to hear the streamer say something related to something i want to hear
What does it mean nekochen
>>48832 #
[YouTube] ???
IF IT'S A LIFE OF POSSIBILITIES
THAT PULLS YOU AWAY
THAT CLAWS AND TEARS
AND CHALLENGES YOU TO STAY
WELL THEN,
IF IT'S A LIFE OF POSSIBILITIES
THAT YOU'VE GOTTA LIVE
WELL DON'T BE SURPRIRSED
WHEN THEYD ON'T REMEMBER YOU OR SIMPLY DON'T WANT TO, EYAH
from that data it seems like recessions are precessed by population wide consumer sentiment decreasing
probably because as inflation increases, people can afford less and less which decreases consumer sentiment and then it all collapses and a recession begins because shit is more expensive but less people are buying and stimulating the economy
they try and its called printing money
but landlords and employers dont like to decrease rent and increase wages so that doesnt really do anything but funnel more money into greedy leeches' pockets
>someone asks strimmer if he needs a mod
>the guy that keeps being friendly in chat and donating says "Bro how arent I a real mod right now (laughing twitch emote)
yeah I smelled it the second he posted a hi emote to me the first time around
wait nvm he said "Bro Im not a real mod right now" in response to the first guy saying "you werent active thats why I asked"
no why would it be
alright you've disappointed me, i was getting hyped up
not beating the gayneko allegations
for march I've decided to embrace being a gayneko, i'm homomaxxing, i've downloaded several gay and LGBT dating apps and I'm getting more matches than ever
ITS NOT
EASY
oh she says creepy
the filename shouldve ticked me off
>sister
>loves me in more than a brotherly way
>brotherly
i forgot to mention they transitioned and they're ftm now so brother is the right word
transsister
BUT THEN HE SIGNED THAT RECORD LABEL
A CUTE QUINTET OF BOYISH SOUND
>another hilarious joke gone unnoticed
its over
yes all 4/6 of us read the transsister joke
when you get it it will be hilarious and you will shit your pants
its an oldneko reference
here, this tok is more your speed.
In ~Aug 2025/2026 there will be a reply to post 48856 saying "omg I get it LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL oh shit I gotta go wc brb"
Reported for being numbers schizo, enjoy your permanent ban
watched frieren
/blogpost over
isit any good? looks boring from screenshots ive seen (total of 8 of them)
shortnekos children will be #d12 (1) + 60 inches tall
it's fine, girls can be 5'1.....
>5'1''
....
how many kids? #d10 (6)
majority boy(1) or girl(2)? #d2 (1)
how many of said majority gender #d10 (3)
a d10 for kids is insane, it should be a 2d6-5
#2d6 (6 + 4 = 10) - 5
>3 boys, 2 or fewer girls, and the remainder being gender golems
and they are ALL 5'1''
a 5'1 gender golem hehimmler bf would be pretty pog
if I had an ftm gf I would still probably see her as a woman which would probably fuck with her head
yes but if she detransitions, you're right there ready to treat her like a woman.
>detransitions
wouldnt happen because I wouldnt date someone on T to begin with
only the fence sitters who think theyre trans (tomboys in denial)
you can detransition without going on T, it's called removing the pronouns from your bio quietly
we love them trannies here
check these digits
wow i got four 8s crazy
quads for abbles
>>48896 #
im actually the least transphobic neko, i bought asra several items off her wishlist to show my support to the lgbtss
wait wait wait, the bots broken it can't be no, this really happened
the day I see two canon and valid transmen here on nekochen I will be sending them a care package for being so hecking brave
It takes a lot of courage and BALLS (male organs that they have cus they are men) for coming out as a trans man! The vietnam war heroes kneel when they see trans people defying society's hatred
the cat pfp was the icing on the cake too, makes it more realistic
the cat pic is horror
>I miss my bf
it's over, acid has a bf, albion has fallen
remember these posts?
Remember Hitler?
>3 minutes ago
I am the tenshi POSTER
you are the tenshi VIEWER
we are not the same
that bikini onepiece suit thing wouldve been kino if it could decide if it wants to have hip windows or waist windows
both together look weird but one or the other would be mint
>open her twitch
>"check out this valorant stream for 7 hours ago"
>she's singing along to kanye west - good life right from second 0
tenshi is actually based icl
wtf how did he know
I wish I had a folder of old screencaps. I've lost over 5 years of tiktok general history.
LEGENDARY streamthe game was so hard I was taking screenshots so i could compare
Guess the tokker easy edition
reki mentioned
now i will post rekis
that tok's audio is sad given the modern context of the the tokter known as reki.
#spin
that was definitely during the dark era of /ttg/ where people hated AP for no reason and would reply the meanest stuff to him.
i hope wherever AP is now he's happy but i know he hasn't come on nekochen in months.
posting this again because it's cute as heck
yeah I checked my screenshots and the cute and valid i- pic isnt anywhere there
left 4 dead
I will post this tok and slumber, goodnight nekochen home of the neko :)
>F1NN5TER officially comes out as transgender and on HRT.
it's actually fucking over, the trannies got to him, he used to just be a based femboy but they unfortunately corrupted his fragile mind.
albion ahs fallen
surprised to find out he wasnt already
>I like dudes
no shit he has literally sucked cock on camera
>>48953 #
I post on a lot of femboy discussion boards and Finn's gender identity has always been a big point of debate with a lot of people, rightly, projecting he'd eventually transition. This started out as a joke, a "haha i'll stream as a girl for twitch haha" joke, that progressively got longer, and longer and permanent and now he's taking it irl too.
It seems the AGP won today.
I doubt it was ever a joke
speaking of trans stuff
>my mtf friend (i have blogged about them before, old nekos remember) has their status on discord as "march is the month of change"
it's so fucking over, i've known them for 10 years and it's over
>>48952 #
I will never understand femboys as a distinct concept from transgenders
maybe i'm just not horny enough of a person to get these things
like someone without a nose trying to grasp the concept of scent
>>48959 #
I think the idea, in theory, is there's a cute girl who has male interests because they are a dude. You can enjoy them aesthetically, and bond with them over male hobbies like monster trucks and area 51 conspiracies, stuff women are biologically incapable of understanding or enjoying
>>48968 #
I don't know, I've not asked and I don't think I will. I'm not transphobic I just don't want to know about the details of someone's transition
Bros we came first at the work clay shooting social
>>48971 #
>work clay shooting social
mate you are so fucking posh that if you ever came round my ends, we'd dogpile your battycrease
>>48972 #
I am a sus imposter amongus. Tbh it is disheartening when people mention their businessman fathers or their literal dozens of foreign holidays they have each been on.
Every friday someone asks "so what are everyone's weekend plans?" and one person will be going skiing, another golf, another flying to Bratislava and back. Maybe my goal in life should be having a son who can be the version of me if I was born into this strata of society. It is too late for me.
>>48973 #
Don't worry too much about it, the rich are going to be culled in the Eco Wars of the ~2030s, when mankind rises up against the polluters, politicians, prostitutes and ponyriders of the world.
Also, these people have grown up in a society where showing off is part of socialising, they've learned to communicate through bragging, it's like what social media posts are, but for these people it's irl too. They do these things not because they enjoy them, because they need to spend money. Us poorfags go home and spend the weekend posting on neko, and we're HAPPIER, HEALTHIER and HAVE BIGGER COCKS, so I'd say we're winning.
you just keep on being awesome, bro hoof /)
we did it reddit, neko smiled, albion is SAVED
can anyone here translate this? is it scandinavian?
blueberry soup
and the "soup" part doesnt mean like a tomato soup
its more akin to something like a smoothie kind of
its a drink
itrs super nice but i havent had it in a decade
ever had rose hip soup? t hat kind of soup
its so goood
had to pull out several teeth cuz I loved it so much when I was younger (its incredibly sugary)
>>48991 #
i will be sure to check it out if i ever see itthanks for being around, i remember a time when you were gonna quit posting because of a vpn or something and im glad it didnt come to pass, my days are better for having you and the other nekos to interact with, this is a nice website with nice people
>>48992 #
>im glad it didnt come to pass
my vpn did run out but i was itching like a drug addict
I remember checking how many days I had been gone and being like "no way its only been 4"because it felt like amonth
>>48993 #
As far as addictions go, nekochen.net, the home of the neko, is easily the best one to have.
Speaking of addictions, my nail biting habit has been severely reduced, I actually have useable nails on all of my fingers bar two, possibly for the first time since I was a kid, it's pretty nice to be overcoming a bad habit/addiction I've had since childhood. If I can overcome something like that, surely some other stuff that's less ingrained like my chronic laziness, or my eating habits, or whatever can be overcome too, hopeful feeling, a real genuine bit of progress which feels rare for me, even if you'd think it's nothing big, t's just not biting my nails, but that feels major to me since it's been a habit for as long as I've had memory.
>>48995 #
>even if you'd think it's nothing big
nah i think this is monumental
like I said, I used to havedermatophagiaintermittently where I would do it for a few years and then stop for a few months etc but with this year I think during winter some time it just stopped so Ive got healthy fully covered fingers for the first time in a while as well so I feel you
either way, big W pogged out of my gourd on not nail biting anymore pogger chiblee
I dont know how to express joy and feeling of happiness for someone else without making it slightly intonated with irony sorry
>>48996 #
That's okay, I have the same problem. Next up, gonna build a habit for weight loss, I've already mapped out and started a few things for a daily walk, the route will end along a bus route, so I can just take the bus back home, but this way every day if I go one bus stop further, or something like that, I'm adding up a regular routine that's easy to just... make longer.
Sure, I'd probably have more luck in the gym, it'd be easier and faster to lose calories but it's a paradoxical situation where I don't want to go to the gym when I'm fat and out of shape, and yet I am fat and out of shape partially because I don't want to go to the gym.
On a regular long walk I can listen to some podcasts anyway so it's decently fun.
I'll probably try and bust out the old bodyweight charts/infographics that I believe (You) posted to me like2 yearsago
I had a very good night. Life is wonderful, goodnight nekochen.
>wake up
>life is wonderful
The sun is going to destroy my skin.
Good morning
i get to post the new tenshi rahhhhhhhhh
need an invite to the PUG?
we'll be playing all night
Today's guess the game was too ez
got today's bandle on the 2nd set of instruments
https://bandle.app/
A química é louca
É paranomal
Do além, do além
Eu decifro seu corpo
Sem ter manual
Vem que vem, vem que vem
Te liguei, telefone deu caixa postal
Mas eu não esqueci
Eu fiquei balançado com teu visual
Uau!
I am at the point where I can read song lyrics fast enough to be able to 'sing along' even though I dont really know a lot of the words mean in most songs or sometimes fail to pronounce a word correct from my sightread guess
yes it's a joke referencing the post i made where i thought a guess the game was transistor and then i beat you to inb4ing a trans joke about it
heh
I love lurking the /lang/ thread because there are so many different people learning different languages there
I know theres a brit, a mexican and an american learning mandarin, with from what I can tell they all know different stuff and can help each other (but the yankee being the clear best afaict)
the I dont think you would be able to make that joke flow in a good way with that setup
i wasnt going to make the black or chinese joke
then what were you going to do
you were tricked, i was gonna make the black or chinese joke
attaching a picture of the devilish trickster that tricked you
yeah no shit I saw you write "so in one way they are trying to see how it would be if they were bla-" before erasing it retard
nuh uh you were tricked
no food at home which makes starving easier for me
someone asked this
>If you can be fluent in 4 languages what would they be and why?
for me its the the 3 I already know / am learning and swedish sign language
I took some classes on it in HS for extra curricular credit so I still know the alphabet and can technically fingerspell my way through but I'd like to be fluent
just drank a gulp of cold milk and I could literally feel it going all the way down my esophagus because of the temperature difference
spooky
neko albion neko come in albion neko world calling albion neko
https://synctube.nekochen.net/
we are watching albion content go go go go go go
Albioner are you there? Do you read me?
Earth to Albionical - I repeat - Earth to Albionical, do you read me?
Perhaps Albion has fallen....
We were too late
i was afk, i am here now
what were we watching that was albion related, currently this is about being black or chinese
pls, sirs, does anyone have the @ of left
try pimeyes
felt hungry and thought about ordering food but then I thought about how its going to cost a fucking arm and a leg just in delivery fees in this pisswhore country, let alone the fucking prices of the food itself, so i drank a glass of milk instead
I found another video about albion if anyneko wants to watch it
roods isn't going by roods anymore, apparently they want to be called ato
@dokyato just came up on my fyp
>>49038 #
germ hasn't gone by ryogerms in like 2 years.
it doesn't matter who they are, what matters is our plan.
albion is saved
neko i was about to play a 10 minute video of albion but you left
ok go
when i weent onto youtube this showed up on my front page recommended
neko, para notar
on Monday at 7pm GMT we'll watch "PERFECT BLUE"
stupid horse i just fell off the porsche
Learning to hit pipes as demoman in tf2 will be a long journey
Oh sorry, his work is the divine theological work of Pipe Jesus, not Pipe God.
[YouTube] ???
BITCH. YOU KNOW I'M SEXY
UGH, DON'T CALL JUST TEXT ME
I have to confesd I really like the tf2 bots when they blast dance music. It feels like a radio
synced [0 / 7]
shynekos
its 1/5 for me
I hate working out my legs.
That is all.
my friends laugh at me cus I constantly have like 100 tabs open on my browsers
what do?
>>49063 #
there's this: https://github.com/tabwrangler/tabwrangler
new germ
go into your kitchen and enjoy a nice meal to flex on anorexic girls
>opened nekochen
>googles "translate this page" prompt popped up for portuguese to english
yep, it's officially a TRVE neko thread now
FREE
oh i didn't even see the hint at the bottom
I'm just that good B)
>>49076 #
I PPaccidentally wrote it on my phone the first time, the second was intentional to make it a new gimmick
Tenshi and me are spiritual kin. I also stand in a hallway and singalong to hiphop about how I am prone to self destructive actions.
If she had better taste in games she'd be the #1 streamfu fr.
https://www.twitch.tv/ohhpinkk
it's time to return to tradition, no more tenshi streams, just ohhpinkkk every day for 18 hours, followed by the resident colombian drug lord for another 18 hours
reminder that this guy has held hands with a tokfu. never give up hope bros, even when you're 80 years old you still have a chance
So out of place, the new Alliance race
I didn't know that Warcraft had gypsies from outer-space
Got a racial heal you can barely feel
A blue skinned race with hooved goat legs
Didn't make it far on the Exodar
It must be hard to drive with a squid up on your face
Kil'jaeden's still coming, so
HEY HEY! DO THAT NAARU THING
I just happened to open neko the same second you made your post after not even having the tab opened in my tab list (100 tabs)
also i dont get the PP gimmick
it wasnt explained well enough for me to understand it
its PPnot very funny or smart
is the only connecting thread behind the usage of it that you write it before the 2nd word of the post?
no ty
ok
I am a man of no gimmicks. I never do, never have and never will gimmickpost
but aside from that, yes I agree
>brazilian couple gets assaulted by 7 indian men and the woman gets raped.
i don't know what they were thinking going there tbh.
Not eating is an easy ticket to headache city
Since I started Ive had headaches multiple times compared to rarely
BGC was decent.
Quiet black weaboo didn't show.
Riding the bus home.
Do you prefer taking the bus or riding a bike?
You should get one then. It's good for your heart and you get to learn neat tricks.
>tenshi has a bf
DROPPED
and that boyfriend's name? Well he was Albert Einstein
and then everyone clapped, but not as clapped as your tokfu
please buy the energy drink, they sponsored tenshi.
SO HAPPY IM PARTNERED WITH MY FAVOURITE ENERGY DRINK BRAND AHHHH use code “tenshi” at checkout! you can also use my link 😎 https://gamersupps.gg/tenshi THANK YOU @GamerSupps
you follow her on instagram dude go check her bio
where does it say "i have a bf"
i gifted 50 SUBS AND SHE HAS A BF???
>>49111 #
>built better than me and 10 years younger
>and I think tenshi is at best 7/10
It's joever... Gotta scale back my expectations once again...
>>49122 #
you're funnier, more intelligent and i can verify your dick is much bigger.
you'll be fine neko
>>49123 #
>you're funnier, more intelligent
Debatable, but thank you neko.I have also specifically made sure to highlight his best qualities, he's probably like 5'10 while I'm 6'2 and almost as good looking bodywise, I'll actually be fine tbf
>>49125 #
I'm not big into comparing male faces, well I can see when someone is 9 or 10/10 with insane chad features but it's much harder for me to compare mid people like me and him so I dunno.
He is kinda clapped though, but I wouldn't be saying that out of spite or anything, I don't like bringing other people down.
Just remembered a post I made 6 months ago that nobody replied to
its so over
>i'm a fan of men
yeah I don't feel comfortable here
NEW ACID NEW ACID
LIFE IS WONDERFUL AGAIN
[YouTube] ???
Bowerstone, home. At least it was before I fucked everything up.
dont enjoy martin scorcese movies but killers of the flower moon was so good. and im a sucker for cowboy era or oil golden age america
>>49133 #
I like acid but I feel it's bittersweet, I just feel those tfwnogf pangs when I look at her and I know she or any girl like her would be certainly out of my league
Looking at an acid tok illicits no emotional response in me, its purely objective observations like "I like that eye makeup" and the likes
this anorexic ass is built for my small dick
look like a girl
butt i think like a guy
tbh i think "naur" has seen better days
the trend has passed, its dead, its over
a lower resolution even
yeah youre a lowlife retard for doing it
There are so many neets in scandinavia
yeah, a lot of people living on gibs making like 1500 euro a month with a government apartment that costs like 200 a month
they have to spend their money or they wont get gibs next month so a lot of people just end up buying the best PC parts, booze or funko pops they can get just to make their account hit 0 by the end of the month
and dont forget the "newswedes" but thats if selling drugs counts as unemployed or not
What did we think of Netflix's AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER?
test
my twitchfu's audience is almost all female I think. theyre discussing ru pauls drag race, broadway queens and shows like that
could be
but i think theyre genuinely women cus theyre swifties
hey fatneko, since you cant stop eating you should try replacing the sweet stuff empty calories you eat with sorbet instead
I have no food at home so Ive been eating lemon sorbet today and its so tasty and only 400 calories for a tub (500 ml)
name one worse nickname than fatneko
okay maybe fatneko is the most dehumanising one, i was gonna say gayp was pretty mean but it was a little bit funny, fatneko is just soul crushing, i feel my very LIFE IS WONDERFUL feeling disappearing for every second it's on my screen. the depression it's causing me can only be solved by eating (lemon sorbet)
i never say gayp, if anything I call you gayneko or say that stuff you like is trans
>>49171 #
>the depression it's causing me can only be solved by eating (lemon sorbet)
this is so true (im eating it right now and im smiling for no reason)
Those ones feel less mean, probably because I know I'm not gay and I know I'm not trans but unfortunately the scales do not lie and I am fat and there is literally NOTHING I can do to change that.
Beyond dieting, burning more calories daily, eating less like a fat pig and washing my hair with natural handmade soaps.
but those things are hard, eating lemon sorbet is easy.
lemon sorbet is so nice
you're making me hungry
you wouldn't like me when i'm hungry
actually im sleepy neko now
goodnight
>>49177 #
I'm glad I didn't close neko that fast. Wow, what a great cosplay. Who tf is she cosplaying?
shes 17 thats against therules
Yeah she is we just did a neko joke, got ya
she had her 18th birthday? i dont think so yet
She just went on a holiday abroad with a friend and no parents, she's nearly 19.
Her, femanon and Jawfu were all in the same year range and jawfu is 19, so germ has to be 18 at least
yeah, isnt that starfire uggo like 15
Seriously what the fuck is she cosplaying
Super sonic? Isn't that a Chris chan
I searched Super Sonico up and I found nothing that looks like that playboy bunny outfit shes got on
ah yes, cosplaying the super famous "super sonico bunny figure"
im sure she's a big fan of the anime
oh yeah classic character
I learned about her in anime class
you ever think mr playboy looks down from heaven and thinks he might've gone too far popularising bunny suits?
he loved to see naked teens and also scantily clad teens so probably no
Minor blogpost.
I think a girl at board game club is into me. She's always super happy to see me when I show up, doesn't really react to anyone else, today she loudly called out that she saved me a seat and aggressively patted the chair next to her. She asked me for my discord to add me on there. She's left games She's in the middle of, when I arrive. Just to play in the same group as me.
I realised I hit enter before I was done.
She's unfortunately not very attractive so I'm not bragging. Still, it's very nice and warm feeling that someone is excited to see and spend time with me.
>he has enter posting on
that makes no sense
M
why dont you date this uggo girl and then fall in love with her and become happy?
think of it as a practice girlfriend turned wife (you can sex her) (you havent had sex)
>uggo uggo
post a pic of someone on an equal level of ugliness to her, a looksEqual to say
Maybe tomorrow I'll find one.
For now? I'll sleep.
Goodnight Nekochen, home of the McChicken
And thus there was one
The gross part about lemon sorbet is the fact that when it starts melting, since its mostly ice with a bit of almost a sort of lemon cream mixed into it, it kinda looks like nut
clear liquid with bits of thick white globs floating around
still yummy tho, just makes me feel a tad gay innit
>>49211 #
dont know the taste but maybe semen tastes exactly like lemon sorbet? maybe you were just eating semen and didnt know
>>49212 #
>maybe semen tastes exactly like lemon sorbet
you know what? I think youre onto something
I think you should go try it out and tell the nekos what your discovery was
yeah but I have no way to access semen at the moment
There is a good book called The Art of Auto Fellatio. It is an instruction manual that can help you. Free shipping.
I own a signed copy of that book actually
Your name in English
A - All. K - Kong. U - Uncle
B - Bruh. L - Lil'. V - Vanilla
C - Coke. M - Mayo. W - Waldo
D - Doo. N - Nigga. X - Xtreme
E - Ex. O - Over. Y - Yo
F - Fat. P - Pepsi. Z - Zippy
G - Gay. Q - Quick
H - Hood. R - Rizz
I - Ice. S - Small
J - Jizz. T - Tits
'erm
my brothers
>wake up
>new tenshi
>life is wonderful
have a great day nekos
>>49207 #
>not uggo hot like someone like germ
Neko, I don't want to be harsh towards your judgment ability, but germ was literally wife tier cute without the piercings, probably still is without them but they kinda obscure it in my view at least.
It's not very realistic comparing some rando girl to her.
>>49228 #
and bonbi was wife tier cute before she got fat
we have to compare them to their present selves, and germ's piercings make her a lot less cute unfortunately. and anyway, my mind was on germ because of the germ tok posted like 10 minutes earlier, which is understandable
>>49229 #
>and bonbi was wife tier cute before she got fat
I guess you've got a point but I imagine those piercings might not be as permanent as bonbi getting fat, although I might be mistaken.
You should still consider that you're comparing handpicked tokfus to someone you randomly met (they're not going to meet that beauty standard almost surely).
>>49230 #
I take it back, I watched this one and she has no facial piercings and is cute.
>handpicked tokfus
yeah good argument, there's not many ugly tokfus, they're all at least pretty cute
>>49231 #
>I watched this one and she has no facial piercings and is cute.
I think I remember this tok and I thought she was much cuter in it (because of no piercings) too.
>there's not many ugly tokfus
Well, I presume there's plenty, just nobody posts them. I'm not exactly surprised though.
Your post also made me go through all of my archives and I do have a few girls there that I would classify as mid but I don't think I've got any ugly ones tbf.
Like I don't want to be harsh towards her because she's a funky's friend but I think chinsu is the worst of what I have saved.Yea I save all of the funky's friends because they sometimes post stuff with her
>>49233 #
>spoiler
Based mega fan
For me, oilandy was by far the ugliest tokker I ever posted, I don't know what fucking brainworm.surgery that infested my head to psyop me into liking them, but I'm glad it's gone now.
>>49233 #
I did the same for boni but not every tok of her friends but just the stuff that she is in (I looked through it all)
>>49234 #
>Based mega fan
Well, I did everything without going truly above and beyond (like writing my own code just to scrap some stuff that I don't have access to with my script) to have all funky content.
>>49235 #
>I looked through it all
Yea I have it sorted, not exactly for my convenience since if it wasn't for me putting together an archive I would probably still have it unsorted. I did have to scrap all the toks first though to look through them.
>>49236 #
I just did it on their page
First through thumbnails, then through ctrl+f her @ etc and then manual
>>49237 #
I dunno about boni but for funky it was much easier for me to just scrap everything and watch it manually, her friends don't have that much content and I don't mind the space that much really (also I could've just deleted it by now but I'm lazy)
Also I save all the metadata too so I guess using my script would probably not be that hard even if there were a lot, it would just require some additional steps.
>>49238 #
I cant recall if there were a lot of toks or not but my ability to scrape disappeared a long time before I started saving bonis from other peoples' accounts
>>49239 #
>my ability to scrape
Before awemer code got released it was non-existent for me too, long time ago I kind of relied on people that were much smarter than me scraping for me.
I think that's the only actually good thing I can say about the other site, they've made me realize I can actually write my own script without that much pain involved.
I love Discover Weekly on spotify
Its so good sometimes, finding me rare gems by random danish composers with 30k plays
Chat what do I have for lunch
normalise context on nekochen
ext?
!cvote extend
>roods got posted on a cringe meme page on instagram
>it's a video of her dad walking in on her cosplaying
>all the comments are calling her mentally ill because they think she's a boy dressed as a girl
heh, those idiots don't know they're actually supporting a trans dude, their hateful comments are actually based and gender reaffirming
good video too
yeah that tok blew up, thats what made her show up on my fyp which made me make the post the other day
i have a theory on why it blew up, i am a scientist so im pretty sure my theory is correct
>biology
>scientist
pick one
good theory good theory
>ips didnt go up
it's 4/5, theres 4 people here
theres a new steven bridges cardcounting video
>synch
newneko.....
alright im gonna go grab a drink before the card counting video
if you put the video on chentube then ill join
ITS ON
ill be back in like 5 min
write here when ur back
>you can pay $50 an hour to date cute chilean cosplayers
https://onlydating.cl/busca-tu-novia
cant suffer in chile, home of the dragula
found a job online, not exactly the field i want to work in, but i meet the requirements, the salary is pretty good and there's a 28% employer pension contribution and i guess im getting old and need to start thinking about that.
may as well apply right? interviews won't be until may, so still time to find something else if i really don't want to go through that.
working as a patent examiner for STEM patents, fairly interesting but not the idyllic woodland life i imagined, though, "hybrid" working with only 1 day a week in the office is pretty pog
>>49277 #
>using my own post against me like this
that's utterly devilish, might i know the devil behind this post?
today i learned: WW2 rationing in britain lasted 3x longer than the actual fucking war
>Meta-analysis: On average, undergraduate students’ intelligence is merely average
>According to a widespread belief, the average IQ of university students is 115 to 130 IQ points, that is, substantially higher than the average IQ of the general population (M = 100, SD =15). We traced the origin of this belief to obsolete intelligence data collected in 1940s and 1950s when university education was the privilege of a few. Examination of more recent IQ data indicate that IQ of university students and university graduates dropped to the average of the general population. The decline in students' IQ is a necessary consequence of increasing educational attainment over the last 80 years. Today, graduating from university is more common than completing high school in the 1940s.
oh yeah, nekochen movie night in 2 hours and 16 minutes, i almost forgot.
>>49284 #
but what about for specific fields like math, physics, etc. Would be nice to see instead of lumping every category into one
>>49288 #
>...fields such as “Education” and “Public Administration and Social Services” are below the mean on both [Evidence-Based Reading and Writing] and Math. In contrast, fields such as “Mathematics and Statistics” and “Physical Sciences” are approximately 1 SD (equivalent to about 15 IQ points) above the mean on both ERW and Math
>the difference between, for example, Education vs. Mathematic and Statistics, using the IQ scale, is over 16 IQ points (Education SAT Total 101.6 vs. Mathematic and Statistics SAT Total 117.9).
I sometimes think about how intellect used to be more diffuse throughout society where you would have a few really clever people in every profession
whereas nowadays we identify clever people and send them to very specific fields and we leave midwits and below to staff every other job
Like why is education something we leave for midwits? The job of teaching our youth and researching education sounds really important.
>>49290 #
Its not that we leave it for midwits at all. When have you ever encountered something that said "If you are dumb you should become a teacher"? Its more likely that people that arent object oriented (i.e. autists and high IQ people) end up picking social focused professions
Plus, the retards were the ones that werent able to piece together multiplication well into their late teens and ended up not signing up for science related subjects
>>49292 #
I feel like in the past, a teacher was a member of the educated few who would teach others and now it's become something that ordinary people do
It's not that we specifically made it so but other fields now have greater draw for smart people and teaching doesn't have as strong of an incentive for them
>Shit pay
>Have to be around asshole kids
Why would you pick this if you can be a programmingmaxxer and work from home? The only good part about teaching is the time off
>>49295 #
Well in the east, the answer would be that teaching gives you social status since they respect teachers
You dont work during the summer. I guess that's a bonus.
you mean parents scream at teachers
yeah that
what movie are we watching
>>49295 #
my moms a teacher of primary school children at a top school. we get all kinds of nepotism favors bc rich ppl (doctors, etc.) send their kids to that school. for example, she got a vacant beach house from a parent. she doesnt rig the grades, shes just likeable and does extra tutoring for the kids that need it
>time off
she works 8-17 with the kids in school, goes home, then spends 2 extra hours checking their homework, preparing the slides, lessons, reports, filling in grades, etc.
>>49304 #
yeah they were vacationing in spain, so they let her have it for the summer. it was a nice house, like 50m from the beach. i also got to cut in line for specialized doc appointments thanks to her
Turns out having your mom be a teacher can get you benefits.
https://www.twitch.tv/chazprinceton
Perfect Blue starts in 7 minutes, at 7pm GMT.
gmt isnt real
what the fuck is this
I saw that, you PERVERT
what did he say
I mustn't say, it's too obscene, even for me
this guy is literally me when i stalk my tokfu
oh ya kino
ap your rizz is unbeatable
Can you stop with the ap shit?
rekiposter your rizz is unbeatable
can you just stop talking about me in general
The movie reminded me that tokyo has like 40 million people in the metro area. insane
it must be nice knowing you will never run into someone you know
this is so sad
the film inspired a movie Black Swan I think. I say "inspired" but it was basically copying the homework but rewriting it just enough to be different.
imagine how much of a cuck you have to be to hold her down in that situation
youre not even getting some, youre just holding her arm to watch another man bang
gay
>rolls into your garage
>tokfu stops posting for a day
spoiler your porn
yeah but neko has standards
BUSH
I SAW BUSH
first thing that I thought as well
literally that word
followed by "not enough for me"
this movie is about cosplayers starting onlyfans
>>49351 #
it actually isn't, you are just not paying attention and reading the dialogue, you are missing the whole plot just to screenshot funny faces and boobs
You dont understand that guy is literally me. Only I cut my hair recently.
what if she was black or chinese
lilo & stitch looking ahh
neko looks at this and says "This is a pipe"
fatass
he HATES rumi-chan
let's face she is just looking out for mumi
Takeaways:
1. If your tokfu has started an onlyfans, patreon or similar: its over
2. Never trust a fatty
3. Around fat, never show your back
4. Adipose Predators will hurt you
Great film. Now to binge watch Satoshi's filmography
Takeaways cont.:
5. Around obese, never at ease
she was just preserving mimas legacy as a tiktok start and not a onlyfans model, she is just misunderstood
why were her eyes so wide though
there are no good looking fat people
I was ticked off the first second I saw her mean mug, I knew she was trouble
The film is actually about how you shouldn't obsessively cling onto what you like, especially if it's a person, people change, you can't control them. Her stalkers got murderous because she wanted to stop being a pop idol.
>>49375 #
To relate this to tiktok, it'd be like seething if your tokfu opened a patreon or an onlyfans, which I admit I did when reki did that, but now I see the light, thank you based Satoshi Ren, now I simply do not care, because trying to control the world is impossible, just be happy that what you liked existed
so true. stop clinging onto people and forming illusions about them. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to sort out my 3000+ toks and instagram photos of my tokfu to make sure they are up to date.
if satoshi was so smart then how come he died of a heart attack, or cancer. i forget
>>49378 #
I never understood the hate boner towards her. I made some jokes here and there but I have no strong sentiments. The rage was simmering during the Seth arc back in 2018 or 2019
>>49379 #
the film is definitely about bonbibonkers, we had this idol we cherished and loved, and some obsessive fans misatributed hate towards her for the seth incident, and then it spiralled down from there, with everything she does provoking more hate, making her unlike the bonbi they loved, the bonbi they discovered after hard times, when she wasn't around to make mistakes or change her mind, when bonbi was just a collection of some 600 tiktoks.
the bonbi hate spiral began in january 2019, there was a brief glimmer of joy on christmas day 2018 when she returned, but after that the fans had to realise she's human, she'll age and she'll exist
Now that the dust has settled, did we ever get an explanation for why Reki in that movie had so many weird dreams and how the "Real-Reki" could fly
>>49382 #
something about images, illusions, and identity. someone smart enough can articulate it. I'm too dumb to do it.
>>49382 #
she was obsessively f5ing the web page impersonating her, i think the dreams were the written accounts of her days from the perspective of the imposter. the illusion could fly i guess just to make her more perfect, she doesn't walk, she bounces along like a mario super mario maker bing bing wahoo
i understood the film
>weigh in
it's always a fucking fat joke isnt it
what did we think of PERFECT BLUE out of ten?
8/10 on its own, but having seen his other movies 7/10
if Redline was a 7 for me I think this gets a 6 perhaps 5.5
I liked Redline more
I loved it, lots of nudity scenes, way more than redline, 10/10
it had bush/10
I hope next movie has no boobs or ass for I am a prude
yeah, watching that one with my mom was very awkward
What's next week?
Juubee Ninpuuchou
Perfect Blue is the 25th highest rated movie on MAL
dudes write 4000 word reviews on MAL just to give the movie a 2
my nails are so long now
go cut them nigga
i dont want to, this is nice, i have nails now, never been done before
when you clip them leave some of the white line
they're not even that long, they're a normal length, i dont want to start clipping them when they get to normal people length, i just have to get used to having nails like this
apparently I never posted this, and also it was deleted.
and I didn't post this one? Damn, I was slacking
IZZYSISTERS, IT'S UP
>Palworld
"Oh yeah that happned"
>>49385 #
your are such a numb skull, the movie is called "perfect blue" because the onlyfans logo is also blue
Whenever northernlion's kid shows up on stream it gives me an intense desire to have kids one day.
Is this what the government is doing, psyopping the youth into having kids with streamers?
>>49373 #
>The film is actually about how you shouldn't obsessively cling onto what you like, especially if it's a person, people change, you can't control them
i liked the dynamic where 3 characters dealt with mima "selling out" in different ways. rumi coped with denial, stalker guy coped with anger towards mima herself, and mima went crazy but ended up accepting her identity change
great movie but it aint no redline/10
Cancer
talk to me or i will be forced to start working out
Você tem algo* na sua cabeça?
>>49421 #
I'll talk to you. Hello neko, how are you doing today, I take it you're the noraposter as you posted nora?
What's your favourite cosplay by nora?
>>49426 #
>What's your favourite cosplay by nora?
your next lame question will be "whats your favorite color?" well its blue just like my favorite cosplay
>>49427 #
okay next time you want someone to talk to you maybe offer a conversation starter of your own rather than being a complaining nigger about something someone asked based on the one thing you attached to your post that gave any sort of leads of your interests.
dickhead
Eu acho neko duas posts acima-me é muito azedo
Ele é um sillyneko, né?
Aí, neko zangado é negromin de turdychan, claro
whatever i missed the opportunity
>>49434 #
to do what? if your answer is "rebuild bridges" and you are >>49421 # then you arent off to a great start
I know we're all autistic but it shouldn't be this hard to communicate
I communicate with my hands.
gonna watch dune 2 tomorrow
I checked the mod-logs for the other site and this guy just got permabanned on like 5 IPs because he was crying
womp womp
he got banned because he called turdmin a nigger for liking dei I think, didnt care to look more into it
I saw that they copied the nekochen stream player tho, took them over a year to do so but theyve done it
>>49447 #
cringe because he did it in a cringe way
insulting the admin is always based in my opinion, which is why i regularly called nekomin a poopy head, but he's too much of a cool guy to permaban people that insult him
the act was based, the method was cringe
it was zureeal at glasgow wonka experience
that reminds me of a zureeal i saw but i forgot to post, lemme find it
my cousin (girl) that I thought was slowly becoming trans just posted an insta story about them eating a "girl dinner"
thank god I was afraid she was gonna troon out and become a man
>invalid input
gotta rencode it or some shit
is it a tok? probably some weird audio codec
twitter video
Eu vou mostrar uma das minhas toks favoritas para vocês
Olha
here we go
i actually hate women so much
ayooooo
her and I are so alike
>>49462 #
Yeah because they're all drunk, I hate alcoholics, almost as much as I hate weed smokers.
>>49460 #
You probably actually like women though, Zureeal is a fake bisexual, jsut like every other egirl
i actually hate women so much
>>49463 #
I actually think women like zureeal are just porn addicts that make them sexualise other women and think they are bisexuals but in fact they are just the female version of a coomer
zureeal got cheated on by her bf and her friend in a pub bathroom
>>49464 #
Maybe? I think you'd have to be pretty deep into anime porn to think getting a succubus womb tattoo permanently emblazoned on your skin is a good idea.
>>49466 #
>pic related got to date, cheat on and steal money for Zureeal for years
low quality picture, my bad, but you get the point
why do i want her
You want to nurture and provide for skinny bitches
Bree is kinda cute ngl
Plus, I have a thing for tokkers doing the same trend almost identically several times but in different cosplays just like bree does
nah I know bree has a bunda, a proper batty
Two cakes, if you know what I mean
here's the other zu that i like
>tfw no tradwife china wife
She speaks chinese with a westerner accent
yeah I thought she was hong kongese, she probably speaks cantonese then
but still it sounds western compared to what ive heard natives sound like before
>>49486 #
She simply has been westernized and hates her chinese heritage now. She's lucky for a cute white guy (like me) to settle down with and have a family. I, however, do not approve of some of the things she's put online and so will have to say no, I'm saving myself for my queen tenshi, who has never had a boyfriend or done anything lewd online.
Should a man dance ballet? I just read a story about a boy that didnt want to play team sports but wanted to dance instead
Is the lad gay? That probably explains it
*eats a spoonful of lemon sorbet that looks like semen*
Yeah, those homo-sexuals love ballet.
>goes on holiday
>the only game he recorded in bulk was a crappy card game roguelike
and he's BALD
this tok proves he's bald
Smelly Kelly has a good Akko or whatever that character is called
Unfortunately, on the contrary, however,
Boni's Akko is also very good, I'm starting to think one cannot suffer with an Akko cosplay.
However, this mouse on venus's akko toks are more energetic and therefore gives me more dopamine
Maybe we should all buy lemon sorbet and Akko cosplays
>>49501 #
I went into a supermarket today to grab a drink and went through the yogurt section, didn't see any lemon sorbets, otherwise I would've bought some to try out
member when kel would actually post
>>49505 #
I watched a movie earlier today that taught me a good life lesson, don't get too hung up on how things used to be, your favourite tokker uploads less and less? that's okay, don't get angry and start killing people
What eye colour is this, nekocouncil?
Light brown? I just realized I have no clue what eye colour she has
I really really really really like this audio and this tenshi.
I admit, I was wrong about the hair, it's grown on me a lot and I quite like it now.
ela é perfeição
tok below me is CONFIRMED kino by the nekochen quality assurance council
hey whats up its me gary
tok above me is CONFIRMED kino by the nekochen quality assurance council
perfect pink
noemis face makes me laugh in that pic
she looks so forced
what the fuck am i reading, how would you even think of that, his post was
i can't stop laughing
you're actually crazy
/gamemode set creative
i cant finish my post im laughing again
ok to the nekos that understood perfect blue
why did the stalker have pics of what Reki would look like if she was black or chinese
>>49533 #
some languages didnt (some might still not) have a distinction between black and blue
I know in swedish they used to call black people "bluenigger" because the word for black didnt exist
The vikings used to call Africa Blueland, back in old norse when the word for blue meant dark
Perhaps impopular opinion but apple was hotter like half a year ago or whenever she started making her lewd stuff
shes kinda fat now. not bonbi tier but getting there slowly bite by bite
I've noticed /ttg/ in every website has a habit of calling 'fus fat when they're anything more than noemi tier skinny.
because noemi is the perfect amount of skinny
noemi has 0 tits and no bunda, she is mr skeletal
yeah and in real life skeletons turn me on
stay away from grave sites
crazy how someone captured that bird mid flight and she was looking at it
it's like saying germ is fat in this tok, which is just untrue
real talk but clothing should never be stretched widthwise like this unless we're talking about a woman pitching tents and her pokers are creating that kino line that stretches across the chest
my twitchu went live ''^-^
I think I'll blaze all day
And marvel at the massive food I eat
It's strange, I'm skinny when I'm standing
But I'm buddha when I sit
And if I'm truly so enlightened
Why'd I waste your time on it
>manually typed the first sentence before succumbing to the deadly sin of sloth
this neko is NEVER getting into the lyric posting section of heaven
>>49556 #
I want to say, this is one of the funniest gimmicks you do, it actually makes me laugh every fucking time, because it's so effective, once I hit enter, nobody knows that I did hand type it all.
I love to play the victim,
I love to play the victim,
I love to play the victim,
I love to pass the blame,
>go on bing and search up terms that I know will show porn
>see the largest cock I have ever seen in my life
it was as thick as his fucking forearm what the fuck? poor girl
I finished it yesterday, was only 500ml
>noted that it looked like semen
>consumed it all in one day
yeah. and?
no reponse? yeah thats what I thought
you sorbetless haters are just envious of my sorbet had-ing status
sorry i got distracted listening to an album, maybe you'd like to hear it?
sure ill give it a try
[YouTube] ???
In ten seconds it'll be obvious what genre this is.
I think I can guess what genre it is from your previous recommendations and the thumbnail
>>49570 #
Idk what the word is but lemon demon ftm music ish
math rock?
YEAH IT'S FUCKING MATH ROCK
I enjoy Math Rock because it's unpredictable, doesn't fit the mold, and dares to be different..
Heh, I guess it's kinda like me.
The punchline was wholly predictable but I still laughed
I havent listened to a lot of math rock but if they made math rock that was actually post-metal or industrial-metal I would listen to it
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NEKO LAUGHED AT A JOKE I WROTE
LIFE IS FUCKING WONDERFUL, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, SEE THAT MOUNTAIN? YOU CAN CLIMB IT
>cat
hey buddy I think youve got the wrong door, this is shibachen, catchen is two blocks down
a really funny gimmick would be to make a shibachen.net, with a cute dog background, but im lazy and i dont know how to make websites unlike our nekomin who is so handsome and smart and good at websites
bluey instead of hello kitty
math rock gives me jazz vibes but without the instruments and sounds that makes jazz into jazz
so basically they keep the free flow and rhythm but none of the jazz
Another issue with Math Rock is it's almost always just solely instrumental, so you don't get good lyricism like for example in a modest mouse song
have you listened to American Football? theyre pretty decent from what little Ive heard of them
dunno who those are
[YouTube] ???
I wasn't joking, there's an emo/math rock group called chinese football
>>49586 #
I'm not the guy who was obsessed with talking about black people, maybe he's still around, he might now
what about African-American Football?
it was a black or chinese joke
it went over my head
yeah it wasnt that good
I dont like the snare in the chinese football album
journaling is a pain in the ass but i managed to keep it up for 2 weeks now, i mentioned that i watched perfect blue with the biggest nerds on the planet
>>49590 #
The Chinese Football Team entered the world cup back in 2002, after losing 3 rounds in the group match, was eliminated. No one knew that this will be the highest achievement Chinese Football team will ever have back then. In my own opinion, the name Chinese Football means effortless yet hard attempts, confusion, and a sense of hopelessness that we all are having or once had. In the 4th track, "400 Meters", the idea was expressed in the lyrics: "In 400 meters track, you run endlessly. In 400 meters track, you are used to falling. (Repeat for many times)". In China, falling over are frequently used as a metaphor for meeting difficulties. And the standard track in China for high schools and middle schools are 400 meters. In an official description, it says that: "All of Chinese Football's works are telling the same story: a fantasy and its disillusion. These works are full of speaking (evaporating), Dream (collapsing), Enthusiasm (Not yet disappeared), Screaming (Comfortably)."
gonna go have a bath then sleep, tomorrow I've got class and I intend to not skip anymore classes this semester.
goodnight nekochen, home of the lemon sorbet enjoyers
buhbye neko
em got mogged again
em? more like
my previous post is not supposed to be me saying i like her more but the joke "more like ___" but without the comparative word
DONT ASK ANY MORE STUPID QUESTIONS
YOU ALREADY KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOOWWWWWW
DONT ASK ANY MORE STUPID QUESTIONS
YOU ALREADY KNOW The answers to.
nekos i think i came down with the coronavirus?
i feel all cold for no reason and hardly wanna eat
Oh shit, Brave rolled out it's ai assistant on Android finally, now I can inundate it with shitty questions while scrolling neko on my phone.
>wake up
>life isn't wonderful
gonna be depressed neko today, get ready for some sad blogposts
blogpost: today i was sad
>>49610 #
>today i was sad
I'm sorry to hear that neko. Here's a new funky, I hope it will make your day a little brighter.
bought some fresh bread and made two sandwiches with cream cheese, lots of ham, cheddar and some parmesan before throwing them in the air fryer to make them crispy and toasted
I feel the dopamine return to my body
The sky is blue, the sun is shining
that's a lot of cheese.
luv me som chees
got todays bandle in 2
GOT TODAY'S BANDLE IN 2, LETS' GOOOOOO, LIFE IS WONDERFUL AGAIN
NEW CLOVER, THE DEPRESSION IS OVER
revolting
look at this guys frame
https://www.tiktok.com/@dayomi99_/video/7232610543989820674
wish I had a frame like that ngl
>he is only 181
what the fuck he looks like he is like 195 with those proportions
mirin
oh heavens i forgot to play the guess the game game today
it's 6:30pm
the sun has gone down
my depression as returned
it needs to be summer already so i can instead be depressed about how hot and bright it is
I got the franchise but had to guess through the fifty million games
this is an asra tok
what do we think
The other day i saw that sturdy admin copied over the flv stream player from here lol
Am I going fucking insane or was this already mentioned yesterday?
It's like in perfect blue, I'm repeating days over here
we watched perfect blue yesterday right? i remember there was a gimmick where you all said it was about onlyfans
Wow perfect blue? I think I saw that movie yesterday. crazy
on saturday ill stream Donnie Darko
we're all gonna be there, all 4 of the nekos
hope that one neko that claims to have understood perfect blue shows up in case I dont understand Donnie Darko
>acid went to a con
>only made one tok
???
make more toks
tax time :D
I have a sore throat. Millions must perish.
>>49177 #
germ deleted this tok because everyone here complained about her being fat, hope you guys are happy
I had just come out of the Vue Cinema, and was walking at a good pace along the alleys of piccadilly. My spirit, stirred by the feelings of vigour which are natural to it, was indifferent to the cold, but when once my mind became chilled I felt the severity of the weather, and took refuge in an alley. I was just entering the cobbled avenue when my eyes became fixed on a person of the opposite sex. The time of night, her figure, and her youth, left me in no doubt what her occupation was. I looked at her,; she stopped, not with the impudent air common to her class, but with a manner that was quite in harmony with the charm of her appearance. This struck me. Her timidity encouraged me, and I spoke to her. I spoke to her; I, who, more sensible than any to the horror of her condition, have always felt stained by even a look from such a person. But her pallor, her frail form, her soft voice, left me not a moment in suspense.
>>49644 #
wait, there are girlkissers on neko? i thought neko was a blackpill radicalised incel armed militia forum for 5'8 jacked 16 year olds that are gonna be kisscels for life because they can't go to conventions and pick up cosplayers
I am enjoying your blog with this prose style. Please only use it form now on.
oh man I was just reminded of the time anonie wrote about the epic battles that took place during the roman time. Those were some goood blogposts
he sexed her of course, my man
It's true, I was the girl.
Nekos post was supposed to be ended with "And that's how I met your mother" and the HIMYM theme was supposed to start playing but he hit enter too early
the problem with nekochen is that now nobody can ever do that "and thats how i met your mother" funny gimmick, because even a year later we're all going to remember you inventing this gimmick right now, good gimmicks can't ever be repeated, unless you're black or chinese
Gimmick? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the nekochen website, localized entirely within my post?
gonna play some dota 2, i'll let you know if i win (i probably will, im goated)
made another set of sandwiches
the crispy bread and sharp pointy crust has scratched the entire roof of my mouth up so its real itchy now
when she walks back towards the camera it is just hilarious to me for some reason, it looks so inhuman
read? #8ball (Yes)
the 8ball has spoken
Girl by the Shore
correction
A Girl on the Shore
Girl
Germ
>>49624 #
He's jacked, if you were jacked like him you would have similar frame neko unless you have some very bad genetics
>>49669 #
yeah but hes probably top genetics supermodel built
you gotta be one of those freaks in order to become a kpop superstar
>>49670 #
Well yea his face genetics are top, but still I think the body is achievable natty probably.
Not that I'm built like that, I'll make sure to come back to that post when I do :)
is this achievable natty
do guess the game #441 and check how fast you get it
WATCHED DUNE 2 heres my review
you know how you can learn about ww1 from "all quiet on the western front" or a history textbook? dune feels more like a textbook, where the world and the causes are the focus, but the characters are just cliff notes. it makes it hard to be invested in individual ppl for me since theyre secondary
with that said, the world building and the visuals are one of the best in sci-fi. great dynamics between space muslims, the bald people, the emperor and the illuminati escorts
unintentionally(?) funny that christopher walken is the galactic emperor. also wasnt feeling the main romance at all, it got mogged by a bad guy(?) couple with 3 minutes of screen time
dune movies are great, and prob get better on every rewatch. but i still prefer a more character driven story
>>49675 #
I watched the first dune and it was such a booore.
They spent so much time just doing exposition and then at the end it felt like hardly any actual story took place.
i cant wait till i move to germany
how much german do you know now?
>Ok, wie viel?
>>49679 #
yeah dune 1 also felt incomplete to me. i think they intend ppl to binge watch dune 1 & 2 since its the same arc
>>49692 #
Im surprised you arent past the "Buy coffee at a café" part yet, maybe german duolingo has more lessons for specific topics than portuguese did
what did they teach you in that family unit?
wait neko didnt you do the family unit like a month ago I remember you saying that you found out that tochter was daughter and then writing that mein tochter ist grob with some african letter
Tbh dune 1 was so fucking dull felt completely pointless as a standalone movie. Just never got going and never got interesting
im just gonna say it, my duolingo streak is gonna end tonight and that's a good thing, for the last week i've logged in just to do the bare minimum, naurrr, not gonna keep that streak up, tomorrow i'll start a new streak, and aim to do 5 lessons a day at least
>>49702 #
>tomorrow i'll start a new streak
why not continue the streak you already have
why do you have to break down to start anew
crazy how turdy is less active than neko with supposedly 50 ppl in the thread
>>49703 #
how do i explain this...
imagine my duolingo streak was a japanese pop idol
but then she quit CHAM, her amazing pop idol group, to become an actress,
and then she started posing for naked photographs
would you continue supporting her, or would you find a new pop idol?
that's like my streak, it started off perfect, then it got lazy and fat and awful
yeah gl with that
has he returned? is this the neko?
Unfortunately not, I just looked up perfect blue cosplays and saw emiru so HAD to post it.
>took up redline cosplay, sonoshee mclaren cosplay
>nada, nothing
>look up perfect blue cosplay
>page after page after page
explain this people who say redline was better
girls cosplay
guys car
girls dont like car
no see girl who like car to cosplay
at least post the tok and not the 576x1024 Snapinsta.app_video
after long demand, here it is.
ato's canon and valid nahida cosplay
roods dad is unfavourably based tbh
Tem uma pilha de roupas no meu quatro
just realised i should be a roods fan, they're literally a he/himmler
wait, was rumi the murderer in the end? not the stalker guy? was the stalker guy just a rapist and rumi was the killer?
yeah
the morally worst person in the film was the fat person
i guess i didnt understand the film after all
>She turns on the fan
>She turns the fan on
Which one means what in your mind?
To me the 2nd one implies erotic context
If I were to say it, I'd definitely say the 2nd one, the first one feels weird, doesn't sound right out loud
YOU SAY YOUR YOUNG UN TTG HE TRAINED TO GO
WELL MY YOUNG UN BBG ALL HE KNOWS IS BLOW
>no posts for over an hour
nekochen has fallen
>>49721 #
the way i understood it, the stalker guy was the threatening fax and letter bomb sender but never actually killed anyone. rumi began killing after the fake-rape incident.
the stalker guy did attempt that rape for real (not a dream) but mima knocked him out with a hammer. rumi cleaned up after that and killed him while he was unconscious. thats why we see his corpse hidden next to the other victim rumi murdered
Sniper relly is the most annoying clss in tf2
my new favourite thing is seeing portuguese comments on toks and youtube videos
its like Ive unlocked a new area of the map or a new skill that allows me to access some previously arcane knowledge
mostly its just people saying "holy shit this is very good" or similar but it still makes me smile
no matter how many of you tell me that learning pt-br is useless, I wont be stopping
Eu vou ser fluente(?) em português
I think its good for the mind to learn something useless. Not everything has to be productive or efficient. You are not a machine.
You guys say portuguese is useless but I bet you have academic levels of archived knowledge on the drama that took place in 2022 between Apple and Anna and the black girl who impersonated Apple causing her to delete her account
Ah yes of course. Sorry. Im an aspie.
the joke is that I have useless academic levels of mentally archived knowledge on such shitty useless topics such as that as well
learning portuguese is not even close to the most useless thing I know
you can see noras pointy nipples through her shirt in her recent
I've been feeling an intense despair in recent days.
I'm an incel, I'm in my 30s, I'm a neet, drug addict, no college. No prospects. Parents are very, very old and my dad is my only friend or just a person I can trust.
I wish I could somehow get a gf before my dad dies. I want him to feel like his bloodline won't end with me. I want to hug him hard and for everything to be ok.
When you see him, you realise he's EVERYWHERE
idk I only gave it top 3 instead of #1 because I was uncertain if better advice exist that I dont remember
I'm in a steaming mood right now
>>49763 #
I'm baiting you to ask me what's up so I can blog about the very minor thing that made me annoyed
I want to work at IKEA now
Do euros not need air conditioning?Im kinda jelly
today my friend from bgc is gonna teach me magic the gathering, poggers
I havent played MTG since 2010 or so. Crazy. I had Garruk is my only planeswalker.
I'm gonna buy and run the fallout new vegas deck if i liked the game enough
the "despair" playlist hits different when its bright and sunny outside
its like I still feel like shit but its an invigorating feeling
Not yet to the point of me feeling as if things will get better, but that I feel alive despite how bad it is
McGeer points out how similar Romanos’ policy of restoring Byzantine
land tenure to the status quo ante was to that of the Biblical Jubilee Year.
He suggests “that the emperor’s reasoning and provisions were guided by
a passage in Leviticus 25: 23–38, in which God ordains that every fifty
years all dispossessed homes and lands must revert to their original
owners; this measure defends the interests of the lowly, in that it restores
their ancestral properties, relieves them of debt obligations, and counters
the injustice of the few gaining more and more while the many have less
and less.”[629]
Common denominators linking Byzantine policy to that of Babylonia
were, first, recognition that wealth tended to polarize; and second, that
reversing this dynamic required royal action. Inequality was seen to be
inherent in the way economic life was organized, subject to the rhythms of
nature that included periodic crop failure leading to dependency on the
wealthy, as occurred after the great winter of 929. The policy to restore
stability was to return land to smallholders who had sold it to the
powerful.
For Babylonia this economic renewal started by liberating bondservants
and wiping out debts when they grew too heavy. In Byzantine times,
bondage and rural usury were less important, but the key to restoring an
idealized status quo ante was still a strong royal power to counter the
maneuverings of powerful families to concentrate land, financial wealth
and political office in their own hands.
The oligarchic response was to gain control of the fiscal bureaucracy
and weaken central oversight authority. The dynamic is age-old. Greece
and Rome had replaced kings with aristocratic senates to enact laws that
served the oligarchy, administered by themselves as heads of the judiciary
system. And as religious officials, they sanctified pro-creditor laws and
made property transfers irreversible, along with personal dependency and
bondage. (cuts off here)
so true, I remember abbles saying that in her stream once
abbles is a wise drunkard. Like Arthur Schopenhauer
I regret coming to Magic The Gathering
how come? too many fat people? That's what I remembered when I went to those card stores.
>>49780 #
>Not even the girl neko has a crush on can make him enjoy MTG
Yeah that game is proper buns innit
deleted tiktok test
Im having fun with magic
frieren fan art is as good as the show
so not very?
>>49793 #
I prefer Snarky Puppy
[YouTube] ???
yeah you need to settle down lil buddy go drink some milk
zurreal seems like she could be a good gf. you can steal from her, cheat o nher and she will put up with her
yeah but her fashion sense is shit so no ty
why would he have a meltdown. seemed like the kind of guy to swing branches when it comes to women
you dont really have to be
zureeal probably grew up bullied given her niche interests and counter-culture personality and her friends probably are very much alike in that sense
girls like that never grew up around boys nor were shown much interest by boys (because they were weird) so they basically pounce on the first guy that shows them interest
So sad, you could have fixed her.
i need to feed myself or die, fuck curtis btw
either roach has perfect tier facial genetics, a mountain of makeup or some incredibly strong filter because her skin has no texture in that pic, its 100% smooth
please do not call turks roaches
are you the turkanon from 2chen?
(i dont actually think riding horses makes you crazy, idk what that trope is based on)
>>49817 #
dont worry nekoI do think that
Why is it like that? I dunno, perhaps because they have to spend a lot of time away from social situations caring for a much more dangerous beast (not dangerous in the sense that it bites you but dangerous like a powerful car), you kind of develop differently
Every horse girl I have met has been strange socially, not quite there or just generally non-adherent to social rules and stuff like that
keep in mind that the meme is circulated around the most unhinged corners of the internet like 4chan, and bodybuilding.com's misc board when that was still a thing.
the 'dogpill' is another one, despite men being way more likely to engage in that stuff. also it was a meme started by a schizo podcaster
yeah that one I dont believe is true
Sure, some might do it, but I think its mostly a rumor spread by people who think its funny or legitimately salty people who cannot get a girl so they dehumanize themselves by making themselves seem less interesting than a dog
I doubt "woman only" imageboards like crystal cafe have a beastiality thread like one certain site does
https://www.youtube.com/@commonfiltharchive3336
this was the schizo btw, way back around 2016 or so. he started selling bumper stickers about to piss off the white nationalists on /pol/
I know way too much chan lore.
This is where boys became men
dune 2 still on my mind so im bringing it up to 9/10
aWOOGA
bobs
my new gimmick is cropping out her boobs
chasténeko saving us prudes from seeing such seducing material
OMWH BGC WAS GOOD. IM TTG, NOT BBG
Over an hour since the last post on Nekochen. Neko has fallen.
What is BGC
weight update: my hollow cheeks are slowly but surely coming in, I look a little bit leaner than when I started 2(?) weeks ago though the last time I weighed in a few days ago I was around the mid 70s. No clue what I started at
anyways, I think I am retaining a lot of water weight due to my creatine intake. No basis behind this theory but I think I am. Will have to wait and see if my weight continues to go down or if I keep getting leaner without losing weight (would be water retention in that case since Im not working out and building muscle)
my calves look leaner too
good morning nekochen
new acid was uploaded yesterday
the sun is shining, the birds are singing, my coffee is warm, life is wonderful yet again
At some point I would like to make the neko podcast gimmick work, but I suspect it may not be workable. You would need either a neko with far more natural charisma or pre written tok/neko culture related topics where there are multiple takes and the best parts stitched together. All of the previous attempts included far too much rambling and as a one man show that feels hard to avoid. At that point however you are putting too much work into it and the idea becomes cringe, so maybe there is no winning medium.
>>49844 #
Glad you're feeling much better now neko :) New acid is always good news.
>>49845 #
I'm not sure anyone has that much charisma to pull off a show like that here, I certainly don't, I would call myself quite boring tbf barring the times I can play off of someone more interesting, as in I can be witty enough to keep the conversation mentally stimulating.
Ruru posted some new toks in cos today (or yesterday), things are looking up indeed.
Also I've found this too today: [YouTube] ???
you guys think noras acting weird lately
>>49849 #
She's got the onlyfans depression, I watched a film about this a few days ago, wholesome tiktok star opens an onlyfans, doesn't feel good, changes. SCHIZOPHRENIA! many such cases!
test post, 123
just installed magic the gathering: arena so i can play some magic the gathering at home
bro this magic game is so hecking hard
magic is eez. Just get a blue deck focused on , I forgot what it was called, but basically you force your opponent to lose cards in his deck quickly until you win.
im doing my white deck training atm, when i faced AI i smoked their asses but against players it's FREAKING UNWINNABLE
You can also go all green and rush your opponent with big strong monsters.
nvm i just cooked this loser, ive beat the white deck challenge now, i'll try out a blue deck challenge now
Blue is for jerks btw. Red & Green all the way baby
I've learned mroe in an hour of playing this free online game than I did in the 2 hours playing with real people, one of whom was quite rude, autistic and insisted on forcing me to play a "4 pod" even though I'd specifically shown up to just play with my friend
just had a sick play where an opponent targeted my creature with a "it takes damage" spell that would've killed it, heh, i just instant cast unsummon and saved my creature back to my hand.
nice fireball, good use of mana.
>>49862 #
Yeah, I feel like the combination of the autism and always being told they were smart kids have bred a master race of entitled losers that get really really annoyed if you won't let them explain shit to you, even if you understand it.
Buddy, someone JUST explained how lands work to me, and I said I've played hearthstone before, why are you throwing your phone at me and telling me to watch a 7 minute video?
8 hours of exam and I thought I had the rest of the week off but nooooo time to wake up 5:30 am tomorrow
I live in purgatory
>you have to wake up
yeah the worst part of my life for sure
no good music to listen to on my bus ride home and no Im not taking megaman japanese radio pop album suggestions I'm gonna listen to metal (this will surely cure my headache) aí cara
>>49847 #
>>47590 ➡ #
Its happening. The plan has been set in motion. LATAM renaissance has commenced.
encountered my first net decker, this is so much fun to play against
if you didn't netdeck in hearthstone you were a certified low ranker (I peaked rank 4, not even legend)
>>49847 #
>Ive found this too today
double replying to say that wow its been a while since I had that song
banger song. cant believe I can get an 32 inch LCD TV for only $299 at HHHGREEEGG
lads, is this too many piercings?
(watch till end)
need to brainstorm some novel maxxing strats to get a girl like germ
and as previously discussed, maybe always means no.
>>49878 #
why did you make me watch until the end, i was expecting some sort of payoff in exchange for forcing my eyeballs to look at this creature and it never came
i want my money back
facial piercing haters aren't gonna enjoy the 2020s or the 2030s, it won't be until 2042 when the trend dies
is this an accurate description of british women
i hate people with card draw decks, your turn shouldn't take 20 minutes, you're gonna lose, just gg out already
do you guys like slay the spire? all this talk of magic makes me wanna play it again
I've beaten A20 on ironclad and I think I'm A18 with the silent, barely played the defect, not touched the watcher
new touhou twin stick shooter roguelike coming out in 3 hours
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1734070/Touhou_Red_Empress_Devil/
are we playing it?
HOLY POG I GOT A BELT OF GIANT'S STRENGTH
>hes played magic once
>already paying for micro transactions in a game
there's a big get coming up in 99 posts...
and in 97 posts
look at this GET!
look at this cute acid
i feel motivated
goblins are so much fun
>deadlock is ba-
I have WASTED an entire day playing magic the gathering arena
life status? wonderful
Haven't eaten all day, gotta cook so.e eggs before bed
You should give black demon decks a try. They have a thing going on where you pay your life in exhange for high damage/creatures.
Eu não gosto de meninas com aparelhos
O que você acha?
>>49919 #
Well yes, but we're all different, I'm sure you like some stuff most of us nekos wouldn't understand.
Like consuming semen, sorry, I mean sorbet
muito muito muito muito gosto dela
alguns dizer, gosto demais
>>49923 #
não
o citacão(?)
um momento por favor
ok, estou aqui
a* citação de Cassie é "I love her I love her I love her"
em português = Amo dela Amo dela Amo dela
>>49925 #
Sim, eu realmente gosto de Skins geração 1
Hístoria engraçada, hoje eu aprendi a palavra "pele", ou "a pele"
"Pele" significa "skin" em inglês
Assim o nomé "Skins generation 1" em português significa "Peles geração 1 (um)"
De qualquer forma, eu gosto Skins gen 1 mais do que os outros geraçãos
eu sou mal no Duolingo agora. #1 tem 3400 exp mas eu somente tenho 400 em cinco dias
é acabou
>>49926 #
I've not watched the other generations still. I just don't want to see more of effy, the most boring character in the series, in my honest opinion
Anyway, I'm gonna head to bed now. I stayed up late last night and slept in too long today, so I'm going to try and get some shut eye
Gnight neko
>procuro a cassie "I love her" citação
>os comentários principais são em português
kkkkkkkkk
I googled.
A gente soa melhor do que nós na minha opinião
do not believe the lies, viado is slang for faggot
🤔
>wake up
>
Have a good day nekos
>>49872 #
I'll be honest neko, I was a doubter when you posted that, but now I am a believer. It will happen, it must happen, it is preordained for latam to rule superior.
>>49877 #
>its been a while since I had that song
I've never heard that particular remix but I've heard redoin before. This one is really nice though.
I'm really enjoying MTG
*representative not senator
one thing i really hate is people that waste time on turns, why are you hitting turn timer? learn what your deck does retard
so it only took me about 5 hours of play to run out of ways to earn free gold, and the quest that gives xp, which gives gold is a weekly.
yeah this game is rigged, just wants me to buy the cards with real cash, i hate magic now.
>favourite animal: Hunds
>pet: Katze
>Key House Panel Passes Potential TikTok Ban In 50-0 Vote
Nekogeddon is incoming
Nooooooo. My tokfu is american
anyone else notice that neko was dead this morning? I tried logging in ish 5:40 am my time and I got a cloudflare error saying the host couldn't resolve
feared that neko had died from a LATAM supremacy overdose
>>49953 #
It's made news across the pond but it seems as if a passing vote will only ban the app from being available on pap stores etc in the US if Bytedance doesn't sell the pap within 165 days. seems in line with what they tried to pull two(?) years ago but never passed
app autocorrected to pap twice
anynekos got an ffmpeg rotate vid command?
>>49957 #
Nekochen died. Albion has fallen.
>>49960 #
no sorry, I don't know how to use ffmpeg, i barely know how to convert my HEVCs into NONVECS and someone had to explain the code to me like 5 times before it worked
>>49958 #
Who would they sell it to if they sold? Do they need to sell the US version or the entire app? If it's the entire app they're not gonna sell right? There's no way you'd sell TIGTOG even without the US market
>>49960 #
You probably found it already but
"
Rotate 90 clockwise:
ffmpeg -i in.mov -vf "transpose=1" out.mov
For the transpose parameter you can pass:
0 = 90° counterclockwise and vertical flip (default)
1 = 90° clockwise
2 = 90° counterclockwise
3 = 90° clockwise and vertical flip
Use -vf "transpose=2,transpose=2" for 180 degrees."
Unless you mean some other rotation then it's a bit complicated
I showed up at school 50 minutes early for my 8 am lecture and I was trying to kill time so I opened tiktok and the first post I see is a (then) 11 minute old new boni
She has the strawberry hair again (I love this hair) (Amo o cabelo)
>>49964 #
Yea it happens to me frequently, even though it's not really supposed to be hard.
>>49966 #
Blessed time.
We have candy that looks like this in sweden and its pretty tasty
her hair is the inverse of that, a little pink at the top with a lot of green
>>49968 #
LATAM has risen, we CAN NOT suffer
>>49969 #
>we CAN NOT suffer
I am definitely not suffering from more funky :)
>her hair is the inverse of that, a little pink at the top with a lot of green
Now you've made me think of that being reverse strawberry and it's kind of funny, but it does fit her nice.
>>49970 #
Imagine the dark world where you and I had tokfus of the germanic, anglo-saxon or otherwise indo-european kind
We would be suffering but alas, we can no longer suffer
The LATAM renaissance has begun, the sun shines high and bright from the south
>>49971 #
>Imagine the dark world
I do not wish to imagine such scenario, it's a world where I wouldn't see any of the funky kino and that's the worst universe.
Not to mention the suffering of seeing your tokfus not post, can't imagine how that feels like.
>>49972 #
>Not to mention the suffering of seeing your tokfus not post
Yeah, your tokfu never posting, disappearing, opening patreons and onlyfans, being high cost and therefore never cosplaying unless you donate to them, beingbritish
many such things that I am glad we will never have to experience our tokfus doing
Also that might be my favourite ever funky i really like it
>>49973 #
>your tokfu never posting, disappearing, opening patreons and onlyfans, being high cost and therefore never cosplaying unless you donate to them
Many such cases
>Also that might be my favourite ever funky i really like it
It's a secret funky :) So much lost to time because nobody archived her old account ;_; Now I only get scraps from the secret source...
>>49974 #
>Secret funky
Yeah I remember you talking about finding this secret holy graal, the fountain of youth of funkytoks and (rightfully) keeping the source secret given the pests that might misuse it
May we all join hands and pray that one day she reactivates the account for nostalgia purposes and that causes all the old toks to be available again. Amen
>>49975 #
>keeping the source secret given the pests that might misuse it
Really, I mostly keep it hidden because somebody can dissuade her from posting by nefarious means and I just want to see her keep posting old stuff since it's new to me and very nice.
>one day she reactivates the account
I do not know if it's possible, it would be wonderful but alas. I shalt still join you in prayer boniposta. Amen.
>>49976 #
Oh, it has personal information and that kind of stuff? I thought you were just hiding it cus the pdfs on the other place would use it for catfishing or whatever they do with all other tokkers popular there
>>49977 #
>it has personal information and that kind of stuff
Some, yea, but not that much thankfully. It's just much easier to contact her there I think, through multiple channels.
>hiding it cus the pdfs on the other place would use it for catfishing
If they'd want to do it it's not insanely hard tbf, like the amount of toks I've posted here of funky is about all that I have pretty much (pretty much only because I might've somehow missed any) so yea...
It's probably just easier to spook her into not posting through that source than on tiktok
Imagine if mpv had a stat tracker for how many times you have watched a specific file
>>49979 #
>Imagine if mpv had a stat tracker for how many times you have watched a specific file
Are you in the thousands already neko? I don't think I've got that far yet.
Also it took me way too long to find this tok but I've got this sound on my mind suddenly so I've had to post it.
Also also should I translate the lyrics for the song of the tok you posted?
>>49980 #
For that specifik tok? Probably in the hundreds at least
When I was still working out routinely and that tok came out I used to watch it a lot on the way back from the gym and Ive watched it a lot since then too
I just really like the tok
>tokrel
that tok and the one where she is climbing around a playground tunnel set with techno music are the audios I think about when I think funky toks
>should I translate the lyrics for the song of the tok you posted
Probably not but it doesnt sound bad but once again, probably not. LATAM audios are very deceiving
>>49981 #
>she is climbing around a playground tunnel set with techno music
Well, now I've got to post it since you mentioned it :)
>it doesnt sound bad but once again, probably not
It's decided then, whether I keep them to myself or not is not though.
Also you should work out regularly again :D Think about all the good memories you can make by watching tok on the way back or to the gym
>>49982 #
This is it, the 2nd best funky
I looked the lyrics up and its not as bad as other songs but its still towards that direction
>Work out regularly again
I cba at the moment and I know that I wont for a while so I ended my membership due to their usury prices
When I dont have to commute for 3 hours a day I'll probably get back into it, for she
>>49983 #
>I looked the lyrics up and its not as bad as other songs but its still towards that direction
Yea I was going to post that every time it just kind of happens lol. It could've been certainly worse I guess but still...
>When I dont have to commute for 3 hours a day I'll probably get back into it, for she
I hope you do neko :) I should work out today too, I've done some stuff after work but I can manage some more today I'm sure.
>their usury prices
Yea this is the worst and one of the reasons I prefer working out at home even though it is quite suboptimal probably, the other is obviously me hating any (regular, excluding my friends) human interaction that is not mandated to me by a necessity.
Donnie Darko tomorrow at 8 pm CET
syncwatch
(ΦωΦ)
BOOOO NO ONE WATCHING
Look at Zureeal's house. Damn bitch, she lives like this? She's got a damn mansion, I guess the onlyfans tummy pics are putting money in the BANK.
For the get, I'm gonna do something non-traditional and post a tokker I don't post.
Here's a cute boni, with the im mr rage audio, enjoy the quads get mr Bonnie Pasta
50000th nekochen post to celebrate American Psycho, the film we watched on ~March 16th 2024, or was it ~2024 March 23rd
>>50003 #
It's funny you should say that because I look just like him except my dick is much larger and I've got a cuter face.
>>50004 #
That's nice neko, I dunno how you got to know his dick size but I'm glad life is treating you well.
user discretion advised.
trigger warning, content warning
no but this is insane
the sun has returned to my domain. I woke up nice and early, watched the sun rise from my bus window and then gazed upon the blue sky with literally NO clouds. It was BLUE
not grey, BLUE
and I look at a single picture of boni and I smile
we are SO FUCKING BACK
>>50010 #
I've been telling you guys for the last 2 weeks. life is wonderful. It just took a little longer for the wonderful life to go further up north to the land of gnomes and reindeer.
I saw you posted the new bonis earlier today, they showed up on my for you page yesterday, I like the star over her eye :)
life would be even more wonderful if we got some fucking new acid toks
NEKO IS SO SLOW TODAY MY INTERNET IS FINE IT'S JUST NEKOCHEN.NET, HOME OF THE NEKO IS SLOW. SO SLOW MY SHITTY TENSHI TOK WON'T UPLOAD
>>50016 #
I havent posted enough today to know
>>50017 #
Insta because I uploaded it earlier today
but posts are loading slow, the typical slow typing then rewally goimg super f ast f ast
you feel me?
is neko not slow for anyone else? for me, nothing is loading and i can't upload tooks
I tried to upload a tok i've uploaded on n
I uploaded this from scratch in 4 seconds
the internet can sometimes just get congested randomly
and the neko servers are in the US so the data has to make it a long way
lemme reboot nekochen
NEKO IS DEAD FOREVER
ok try now
I dont have many unposted toks so I cant test it for you sorry nekomin
neko servers were rebooted, ALBION HAS BEEN SAVED
>play shadow shaman
>win
it's so tiresome being the greatest shadowshaman player in history.
DON'T LOOK AT MY NATURE'S PROPHET WINRATE AND ASK WHY I PICK HIM SO MUCH.
will this be a win? #8ball (No)
just bing bang wahoo the enemy with your bouncey laser and then invis shot them for maximum bang
yeah i got stomped by QOP mid, my PA safelane core just started flaming and ended up muted by the game mid match, his catch phrase was "get cancer and die"
i hope he knows what happened to total biscuit after he said that
post things only TRVE OLD NEKOS would remember
>that one neko that once stayed up all night playing looksmaxxing simulator 3.7 on roblox
>>50036 #
I did it twice.
I still didnt get to the higher levels of looksmaxxing where I could travel to the two (2) levels that were unlockable
Thats how tough of a battle it is to looksmaxx. Its accurate to the real life struggle. You could try as hard as you want but you will never be as ablebodied as the ACTUAL top shaggers
https://nekochen.net/tt/50039
https://nekochen.net/tt/50039
https://nekochen.net/tt/50039
>made the new thread right at midnight
wasn't even intentional, just a neko-incidence (it's like a coincidence but i randomly added the word neko)
