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Did weed hater anon ever return?
Anonymous
Who? Have I missed neko lore?
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>>48022 #
The guy last night who argued that society thinks stoners are better than alcoholics
Anonymous
Oh right I remember reading that
I agree with him, the societal view of weed addicts is completely different and not on the same level as societys view of alcoholics
Anonymous
You disagreed with me on something I do not feel very strongly about. Alas, now that we have this conflict between us, I fear it'll never end, better to just finish this before it gets worse. Name a time and a place and we shall duel to the death there. Katanas or Pistols, it's your choice.
Anonymous
5 ips in the new thread but neko dead
2024 I (nekochen) am forgotten
Anonymous
I have to give props to Arie for posting as consistently as he has done and with decently high quality when it comes to cos outfits, wigs and especially makeup tbh
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>>48029 #
Adding onto my own post, valiantfox is the most likely one to do it, by virtue of her doing cosplay commissions so sometimes doing more obscure characters. Most 'fus just do characters from popular series.

Of course, Toxic.Tenshi is deus expilled, so maybe she'd get into the games and really like them (copium).
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>>48028 #
Arie really is stealing the productivity from all the other tookers. Most of the girls I post upload once every 2 weeks if I'm lucky, Arie just output mogs everyone, it's not fair.
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since that arie tok from 8 days ago she has uploaded 32 toks
ariebros cannot stop winning holy shit
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>>48029 #
>Noemi would pull it off best
You may be right, now I wanna see it, but I don't think any tokker would be interested in cosplaying an obscure old game character :(
>>48030 #
>Most of the girls I post upload once every 2 weeks if I'm lucky
Yea I wish my latamfus would upload as much as her...
Anonymous
my nails are longer than they've been since I was a a kid
I'm finally beating the nail biting habit
Anonymous
are you a aaa kid now
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>>48036 #
took me a minute to get it, good joke
now i meant a kid
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this audio is goated fr fr

though I have never watched "Obi-Wan" or any of the new disney star wars' because I don't want to subscribe to nostalgia bait
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>>48039 #
This is untrue, I also know some deus ex characters.

I've just noticed canthinky deleted her account, how peculiar.
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>>48039 #
I think all of us currently posting on nekochen home of the neko are aware of deus ex characters like James Denton and Illuminati Guy
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>>48040 #
>I've just noticed canthinky deleted her account, how peculiar.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHE WAS SO CUTE AND TRAD AND ALSO A GAMER
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>>48041 #
>James Denton
The funny thing is I've had to google that name because I wasn't 100% positive there's no James Denton in some game other than the og deus ex
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>>48044 #
ah yes, who could forget Hans Gruber
Anonymous
This is not funny, hasn't Gunther suffered enough with the lemon lime switchup?
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do they even make immersive sims anymore like deus ex
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Yeah, Arkane perfected the Immersive Sim genre.

...and nobody played it because it had bad marketing and everyone just thought it was a remake of that game from 2006
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On a purely hypothetical basis if we were to restart book club next week would people prefer to finish off metamorphosis or move onto another book
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>>48047 #
Mostly downgraded to playing crpgrs, I don't think I recall any recent first person immersive sim that was good (bethesda keeps trying to make something but it gets worse rather than better)
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>>48048 #
i remember playing it but quit for some reason
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>>48049 #
another book, metamorphosis killed the original book club for a reason
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>>48049 #
Well, I have finished metamorphosis but you could do as you wish neko. Something new would be probably preferable.

Also adding to the canthinky, she has deleted her alt too, I'm almost curious enough to go on the other website just to see the meltdown.
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>>48053 #
shes just taking a break from social media bc she feels her toks are shit and uninspired
>>48057 #
Anonymous
actual truth: she has successfully milked the nonces for all she wanted and is now bailing on them, they were outskilled by a 15 year old girl
>>48057 #
Anonymous
shes playing us like a fiddle
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>>48054 #
I am too lazy to look up her recent toks so I will take this as gospel.
>>48055 #
That would be hilarious, 15yo kicking back at the bahamas thanks to dumbasses from the internet lmao.
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>>48061 #
lets go for infinite jest
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>>48061 #
i always wanted to read a book about game theory, seems interesting to me
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>>48065 #
yes like the youtuber but not related to it at all, its just nerds thinking about optimal strategies to win at life
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>>48066 #
>its just nerds thinking about optimal strategies to win at life
What I recall from my not very extensive game theory education was pretty much just maths but a bit more fun, or less fun, depends on the topic of the assignment.
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>>48068 #
Sadly the only resources I have from my uni courses are in my native and I dunno if there are good ones anywhere around the internet. It was interesting, though having someone to bounce ideas off of is pretty important there I think.
Anonymous
NO FAULT
NO BLAME
HAS THE MEMORY GONE
ARE YOU FEELING NUMB
AND HAVE I BECOME INVISIBLE
Anonymous
can we read something science fiction or fantasy, i get bored with these normal books
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>>48072 #
Yea, we're picking the whole JRR Tolkien trilogy, deadline next sunday :) Hope you've got your fast reader glasses on neko.
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>>48073 #
can we read a GOOD series instead?
lord of the rings is so unbelievably mid
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>>48074 #
>lord of the rings is so unbelievably mid
Those are some fighting words there neko, they're good, I would even say great if I haven't watched the movies before reading them.
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>>48076 #
Maybe? I haven't read it and the netflix series wasn't that gripping on me tbh. I'm more into fantasy or sci-fi part than medieval realism for the most part though.
>>48078 #
Anonymous
Many people here don't fully appreciate ap (alkaline poster)'s subtle sense of humour. 'Netflix series' is on par with the Blackpool doxxing episode in the pantheon of ap jokes and japes
>>48084 #
Anonymous
ap hasn't posted here in months.
Anonymous
I can confirm the post above, "AP" does not come here anymore and went no contract on ~November 17th, 2023.
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>>48079 #
I actually don't remember, was it hbo? I can't be arsed to remember who made what since I've watched like what, 4-5 episodes?
And obviously I'm not Aztec Parentage.
>>48083 #
Why does it cut off at 6'3?
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>>48085 #
Well, my bad, in my defense I've watched those episodes like 5 years ago or something and I remember practically nothing.
Anonymous
> [Friday 20:24] (Lacrossefu): Thank you so much for watching that was really sweet

We are so back
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>>48087 #
>watching
oh no no no, neko likes to watch, he's taken the cuck pill
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>>48083 #
i dont understand dudes put each other down this hard in the year 2024
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>>48089 #
some dudes try the classic "attack other men to get pussy"
there's a video about it
Anonymous
It's been so long since I've last played league that I don't even know what either of those "champions" are.
Anonymous
PRIMADONNA GIRL
YEAH
ALL I EVER WANTED WAS THE WORLD
I CANT HELP THAT I NEED IT ALL
THE PRIMADONNA LIFE THE RISE AND FALL

love love is a verb
love is a doing word
fearless on my breath
gentle
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i had 600 calories the whole day and its already almost midnight, ap is so jealous
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start talking right now
Anonymous
hello its me im talking what do you want me to talk about im doing my duolingo challenges atm so i will be better at talking later but i can talk now i suppose its cool that you had so MANY calories todya im jealous, normally i only get a pack of 24 or 48 when i buy donuts so having 600 in one day moggs me for sure
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>>48096 #
I on the other hand have eaten like 3k probably, it's time for my before bed snack of 1k though
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>>48105 #
ok and how are you gonna rizz her with your broken german?
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>>48106 #
its not about rizzing her up, neko told me to do duolingo because i was bored and wanted a new hobby, i picked german mostly because of my toooker, but also because it's a useful language and widely spoken throughout europe
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>say "see you later, anna"
>i just write "see you later"
>NOPE YOU'RE WRONG YOU'RE SHIT YOU'RE AWFUL FUCK YOU WE'RE TAKING YOUR LAST HEART
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>>48107 #
when im really bored i configure emacs or mpv but it rarely happens bc id rather read or watch a movie
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>>48111 #
its so true i start talking back in russian just fuck with them
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(im not russian)
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>>48112 #
My russian is pretty bad, but it's no difference for an american if I speak polish or russian lmao
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>>48115 #
She certainly has a way with words... That's the best I could do, sorry neko.
Anonymous
transphobic neko is one nanosecond away from pointing out her manly face, her adam's apple and her obviously put on feminine voice, her school girl esque outfit only reinforces the fact that she is a weird transfolk.

of course, that's what HE'D say, i'd enevr say these things, i respect trans people (cute afabs)
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>>48117 #
brutal roast of sleepyreki that some people (not me) say is masculine and very transgender looking, sort of mid (not my opinion)
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>>48118 #
we have (unfortunately) all seen reki's tits, we know she's actually a woman
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>>48119 #
you transphobic nekos are so predictable thats why, you see a cute girl and immediately start thinking of penises, unlike us straight nekos
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>>48121 #
>you see a cute girl
Is this really what makes the cut for a cute girl in Wales? I'm erasing it from the list of places to visit rn.
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>>48122 #
I've been to wales 7 times in my life but I was a kid for all of them so I wasn't interested in girls. Wales has some pretty girls, but they'll never up to the roses of albion from england.
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>>48125 #
I mean, she is probably somewhere around on the level on how I would rate myself in looks, but I'm not exactly a great looker when it comes to the face department. I wouldn't call a woman like that cute, though it depends I guess.
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>>48125 #
She's my looksmatch, I would count myself lucky to be able to breathe the air she exhales.

She is the moon that shines at night, she is the sun that shines at day and she is the one who brightens the world.

the last one is copied from a comment i saw on a recent tok
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>>48127 #
>She is the moon that shines at night, she is the sun that shines at day and she is the one who brightens the world.
Great quote, I will use it to rizz my looksmatch next time I come in contact with any.
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>>48128 #
That's gonna take a while, it must be rare for you to meet a 10/10 girl
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>>48129 #
I'm at best 6/10 though
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>>48127 #
shes the tampon that stops the bleeding of my heart, shes as intoxicating as the smell of a glue stick, im charmed and i will stalk her till the end - a promise made a promise kept
Anonymous
But thank you neko for that compliment
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watched "green book" today, its a "anti racism movie" and its so great bc they paired the most stereotypical italian mafia guy with a whitest black guy of all time AND put them in the deep south. the dynamic is fantastic, highly recommend
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ngl i listened to katy perrys hot n cold until my mind was numb, i subjected myself to guantanamo bay psychological torture but its only bc i liked the song so much
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>>48136 #
Reminds me of the times I used to listen to cascada religiously while I was really young
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JC Denton : The world must know by now, Everett. What we've done.

Morgan Everett : Know what? Only that the long night is over. The crown of government is tarnished - but that will fade in time. The riots, a fever dream; the plague, a horrible nightmare; and like everything else that's happened such things will only be dimly remembered upon waking to their normal lives. In the end, all sins are forgiven. Even yours.

JC Denton : What about the Constructor... and Helios?

Morgan Everett : Do you really think they're ready for that? After everything you've seen, everything you've done?

JC Denton : [long pause] No. Not yet.

Morgan Everett : But soon. We have made our own mistakes, became insulated from the world we sought to control. And whatever they may think, the night is far from over. But that will change, and you will help us change even as we teach you. This time - this time we will do it right.

JC Denton : And who are we? Who are we really?

Morgan Everett : We are the Invisible Hand. We are the Illuminati. We come before and after. We are forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the day.
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>>48138 #
low key having some shadowy organization controlling the world is more comforting than it just being a accidental mess
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>>48141 #
If there's any organization behind it all it wouldn't be doing that, that's just stupid. At least that's my personal opinion.
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>>48139 #
We used to have an empire controlling the world, but the fricking germans started not one but TWO world wars just to sink it.
>cannot into empire
>sperg out and just start attacking your more successful european neighbours
i hate german i hate germany i hate germ
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>>48142 #
i know, its the same when they ask a flat earther why would they go through the trouble of hiding the actual shape "uhhhhhhhh its a power move to mock us"
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>>48141 #
>>48142 #
the illuminati has a running competition between the different groups that are apart of it, the group that drops the most illuminati symbols publicly in their media wins
it's just a bit of trolling.
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>>48144 #
>flat earther
That's a whole different can of worms, like doing the calculations for earths curvature with Aristotle level maths will give you pretty accurate results (especially since you can literally travel with a plane rn for pennies). At least it's not easily debunkable by 6th grade maths.
>>48145 #
That would still be stupid but at least it has some plausible deniability. I'm willing to believe that.
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>>48146 #
you know, flat earthers could probably mogg many with their (wrong) knowledge on perspective (since they spend so much time thinking about it) and come out looking good. it just reminds me how easily you can be believable and wrong. it must happen all the time with things less goofy than flat earth, and it slips through the cracks in media, etc.
>>48150 #
Anonymous
I believe that Flat Eartherism started to trend really highly in recent years. Anyone else remember how like 5 years ago flat earth stuff was EVERYWHERE?

They, and by they I mean the shadow wizard money gang government, are pushing flat eartherism because innately a retarded fucking conspiracy, and if you associate conspiracies with retarded ideas like flat eartherism, you will start to just think "conspiracy = wrong information = that person is retarded",so you'll tune out when you hear or read about ACTUAL potentially true conspiracies like how the US government orchestrated 9/11 or how the CIA run Nekochen.net home of the neko and are using thi
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I am now reading a biography of napoleon. It is convincing me I have failed already fr fr.
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>>48147 #
>mogg many with their (wrong) knowledge on perspective
If it wasn't particularly easy maths knowledge then I might've agreed, but it is just insanely easy to point out errors and propose insanely easy "experiments" that when conducted with any scientific rigor would blast the theory out of the sky.
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>>48150 #
i think they can definitely talk down a normie
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>>48150 #
listen, it the same how religious preachers make atheists look stupid on tiktok, they just talk with authority and people interpret it as authority
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>>48148 #
I am actually willing to believe that flat earth "movement" is a cia psyop, like if anything is a psyop this has to be it because I refuse to believe there's this many absolutely retarded people around.
>>48152 #
Well yea, if you pick your targets as some mild mannered math professor you will get an easy win, but if somebody tried to convince me to being a flat earthist he would be in shambles. I know all the rhetorical tricks in the book if need be.
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>>48148 #
talking of conspiracies, i still think pizza gate was real, not the demon sacrifices or secret basements, just that they wanted to fuck (or have fucked) children
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>>48154 #
PizzaGate is a psyop orchestrated by the burger chain fast food restaurants to drive down sales in the rival fast food pizza industry, therefore increasing profits in burgers.

Never underestimate the depths they'll go to in the ongoing Burger vs Pizza war.
Anonymous
>>48154 #
Well, there's no need to go for some pizzagate theory, Epstein logs are clear and pretty well documented. It's just no biggie because there's have and havenots and they will never answer for anything when it comes to that.
Anonymous
If I was a powerful and rich hollywood celebrity, I would simply just not fuck children. I'd do what DiCaprio does, and just exclusively fuck super models under the age of 24
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>>48157 #
good portion of ttg users would fly to epsteins island ngl
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>>48158 #
Whoa, isn't it a little too far Ron?
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>>48158 #
i love when a thing is funny for the unintended reason
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>>48158 #
I like to imagine Ron Perlman tweets as him reading them out in his Fallout Narrator voice
Anonymous
'member when someone here streamed movies
Anonymous
okay buster, what if i streamed a kino tomorrow
>>48166 #
Anonymous
>left on read
brutal
Anonymous
im thinking
Anonymous
maybe the cowboy bebop film, maybe paprika, maybe Umibe no Étranger
the last one i think might be best for nekochen
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>>48171 #
I don't know the last one but I'm down for both bebop and paprika. I've watched paprika but I recall nothing except for the soundtrack pretty much at this point.
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>>48173 #
I did, I was just pretending to not see what it said in google and trying to steer the conversation away from it.
Anonymous
>>48175 #
>sci-fi
>mc has cool hair
Sold
Anonymous
>>48175 #
I OFFERED TO STREAM THIS LIKE A MONTH AGO AND YALL SLEPT ON IT

I've got it downloaded though I could stream it
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>>48177 #
I'm sorry neko, I kind of slept on being alive and able to properly function for like a month, including visiting nekochen.
Which reminds me that I shalt sleep now because I've got work in the morning, goodnight nekos, hope you have a good sleepy :)
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Anonymous
Tomorrow we'll watch redline, a Sci-Fi racing anime
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Anonymous
Just saw the most perfect and delectable ass I have perhaps ever seen. Didn't think to take a picture / video of it in motion until minutes after. Shame. It was so lustrous that I just wanted to grab it right then and there but I think she would've objected to such attempts.
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>>48183 #
I think NNNY is affecting your mood neko.
Anonymous
Im tired of reading incel internet conversations across various websites and youtube. Ive been exposed to this crap since 2012. Youd think they would have moved on.
>>48187 #
Anonymous
Im tired of reading people complaining about incels across various websites and youtube. Ive been exposed to this crap since 2012. Youd think they would have moved on.
Anonymous
>>48185 #
we kinda did, incel rhetoric seems dated these days
Anonymous
newneko
Anonymous
whats a newneko
Anonymous
Redline in an hour? 7PM GMT?
Anonymous
>>48194 #
>downward spiral
So much blood for such a tiny little hole
Anonymous
i just came home too haha
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>>48200 #
Well you better be ready...
Anonymous
inb4 complaints about the audio volumne as per usual for whenever i stream
Anonymous
why is my favorite colombian streaming chinese cartoons
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>>48204 #
yes, thankfully. I'm a christian and shouldnt be seeing women exposed like that
Anonymous
I bet Nora would cosplay Sonoshee if she was informed about the character
Looks like her build
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>>48206 #
i'd be her sweet jp
i'd mclaren her sonoshees if you know what i mean
Anonymous
Nora and Cinnanoe as the Super Boins
Anonymous
super bonis
Anonymous
Funkyposter is a bioweapon???
Anonymous
You heard the Furher, funkyboy is out of control
Anonymous
>Funky Poster is out of control, destroy him
Anonymous
Do they fuck now
Anonymous
it just ends like that? No epilogue? okay. nice movie. I liked it
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Anonymous
over 100,000 frames. 7 years to make.
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>>48214 #
I like it. The movie is called REDLINE, it ends the moment the race is over.
Anonymous
it was kinda hard to tell what's going on at some points
Anonymous
space nazis killed funky but he came back so they had to fuse with a monster to kill him.
Anonymous
remember that bit where colonel voltron merged with the monster and then just... they wrote him out of the movie
Anonymous
>>48214 #
Yea, I was glad they didn't try to do anything more actually, perfect ending tbh.
>>48222 #
Anonymous
i agree. great film but needed more tits.
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>>48222 #
Nah, my mum would dissaprove
Anonymous
I'm glad neko suggested redline yesterday, that film was better than I remember
Anonymous
it must be a pretty niche movie, its only got like 70 uploads on pixiv
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you too could get a Sonoshee Mclaren tier waifu if you just hairmaxx
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>>48229 #
ngl, she has great tits, I can understand the horny
Anonymous
I don't like her because of her tits, infact I respect her so much that I put a hand up to cover my screen during that scene. I simply respect her dedication as a racer, since childhood she's been working hard, putting in practice and building her own machines to one day compete at redline and when she crossed the line with Sweet JP (after giving him the secret sauce to win), I know she deserved it, I only wish she could've won in her own machine.
>>48233 #
without the super mega fuel mix she gave him, JP would've finished like 5th
>>48233 #
Anonymous
Machinehead won that without anime plot armor. simple as.
LEAN MEAN MACHINE
>>48235 #
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>>48234 #
machine head had like 3 different stages AND his own set of super mega fuel mix. machine head had the most plot armor, he knows he'd lose to real racers like lynchman and johnny boy, hell, even joke racers like the super boins
Anonymous
lets watch another anime movie next week
>>48237 #
Anonymous
madoka magica movie trilogy
>>48241 #
Anonymous
I think Nora would pull it off.
Anonymous
>>48238 #
dont you have to watch the series first?
I'd be sorta down for making one day of the week an anime watchalong day, as long as we hard limit it to 2 hours.
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>>48241 #
There are 12 episodes that take 5 hours to watch OR you can watch two movies (4h) that basically just edit the pacing a bit and add an updated soundtrack, dunno how different these two are from each other tho
Anonymous
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sure, if people wanna watch the Madoka Magica movies we could do that, or...

we can watch Hibike Euphonium movies :D

or something else, like I suggested paprika last time
Anonymous
I'm up for whatever you choose neko :)
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>>48244 #
this is my anime folder at the minute... and offworld trading company for some reason

redline and kimi no na wa are the only movies i've got so i've we're gonna stick to movies i need to download new ones anyway, unless people want to watch some series as a sort of book club replacement
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>>48245 #
>Honey Boy
I recognize that oldneko reference

I think movies are better because it's more of a one off thing and people wont feel bad about not making it when we start a series. Though if nekos want to watch some series I'd probably be up too, depending on the timeframe though.
If you made me pick I would choose paprika but that's brutally safe because I know it's good, so just pick whatever you feel is best
Anonymous
That movie fixed my steamy mood (Woke up in Birmingham)
Anonymous
it also made nekochen more active than it's been in a while (anecdotal evidence but maybe it's true)
Anonymous
in 25 minutes some dude is already at 750 exp
yeah Im playing against scripters
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>>48249 #
out
fucking
skilled

he's like goku, he's been training in the hyperbaric time chamber, ready to fucking destroy you on duolingo. accept being #2 this month lil pup
>>48252 #
Anonymous
crazy how everyone that beats me on the leaderboard (even if only temporarily) has pay2win premium mode
Its not crazy at all in fact, its because they get unlimited lives and free Challenge Mode tasks which they can complete for 160 exp in the same time I can at most get 40 (If I have a 2x exp boost which I only have for like 15 minutes per day, they have permanently)
Anonymous
>>48252 #
You're going to be the machinehead of your league, the former 5x champion, reduced to a mere 3rd as SWEET JP fucks his waifu right there on the finish line
Anonymous
6x* champion, if I may
Anonymous
Nekochen Netflix Avatar watch party
Anonymous
>went from 4/7 synched to 1/3 synched in 20 minutes
Anonymous
neko do Brasil, quando é que usar futuro do presente simples (ex. ele saberá) vs. "ele vai saber"? Existe alguma diferençia?
Anonymous
>class tomorrow
kill me now
Anonymous
Blogpost

I've been trying to fix some issues in my life lately and despite in my opinion improving as a person I feel more empty and drained.

Do you think being more conscious and actively working on my faults is making me more depressed than my previous state of just gaming all day to fill the void?

Like it's a, it's gotta get worse to get better situation, me feeling worse is because it's working?
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>>48261 #
ty ill look in the morning
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>>48261 #
I looked now actually, she's fucking hot. I'm not gonna pretend otherwise. I wouldn't be transphobic if trannies like this actually existed irl, unfortunately all I meet are the ugliest nerds
Anonymous
>>48245 #
We should watch traumazone the adam curtis documentary
Anonymous
>>48260 #
it could be that gaming fills your brain completely leaving no room for you to idly think and worry whereas being useful does not
Anonymous
>wow new story
>and it's all in german
>i wonder what it could be about
...
>it's comparing the price differences between two different kinds of train in germany
yep, this is what i subscribed to sleepy.reki on instagram for
Anonymous
Saw an alt girl on the bus
I love her
Red and black dyed hair
Nose piercing
Lots of makeup
Black tube top and jeans that were more ripped than not despite it being 3c outside

Alas, I will never see her again
>>48271 #
Anonymous
>>48270 #
>I will never see her again
It's for the better neko, you can't fix her.
>>48272 #
Anonymous
>>48271 #
I didn't want to fix her I wanted to have SEX with her PUSY
Anonymous
>>48273 #
next time you ought to correct him so he knows how to say your name properly
>>48275 #
Anonymous
[YouTube] ???

nekochen's top scientists still cannot figure this one out
Anonymous
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>wilbur soot, the fluffy haired cute eboy all the tookfus love has been cancelled for abusing his ex-girlfriend
we are so fucking back bros, i may not be cute, famous, or a good singer but at least i havent abused any of my previous girlfriends.

if any cute girls in England are reading this, hit me up winky face emoji
>>48284 #
Anonymous
>>48282 #
everything is rage bait online these days, it's all anger inducing
Anonymous
>>48285 #
cries of lust, she wants to be beaten and choked by her favorite minecraft ytuber
>>48288 #
Anonymous
>>48280 #
Her @ was posted on neko iirc but I can't recall it now. She has nuked all the toks though multiple times so if she has anything on the page it might not be what you're looking for neko.
>>48289 #
Anonymous
>>48287 #
Its vorbei, all good fus delete
Anonymous
Skip class tomorrow? #8ball (Yes)
Anonymous
Let's good basedball.

Before anyone calls me out, it's a computer based class where all the data is available already, I can just do the work at home in half the time and without the 3 hour bus ride
Anonymous
And before anyone calls me out I've been mewing for 6 hours today
Anonymous
>>48295 #
Speak to your mom, she misses you
Anonymous
hello neko its me your mom, wdyp
Anonymous
>>48298 #
>british public broadcast service
why are my country"men" like this?
Anonymous
>>48298 #
>I was only 5'8 and had a 2.75 inch erect penis so I chose to transition
Uhhhh, nekos, what if hypothetically I was 5'8 and had a 3 inch erect penis????
Anonymous
Hungary redeemed the ratification
it's over. zog won.
>>48302 #
Anonymous
>>48301 #
welcome to the club buddy :D
Anonymous
my hunger is at the point where it feels like I have doms in my abs
>>48304 #
Anonymous
>>48306 #
no. death is my biggest fear and only driving motivator to keep living
Anonymous
>>48308 #
Needs more piercings.
Anonymous
>>48308 #
she doesn't produce enough toks to satisfy my caloric needs
Anonymous
for every ~280 toks I watch that come from my tokfu, I gain the energy equivalent of 1 kcal because she is my ray of sunshine
Anonymous
my tokfu is not the moon for I see the moon as a male figure when I personify the lunar bodies
>>48314 #
Anonymous
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>>48313 #
luna is a girl's name tho????

does that mean you see the sun as a female figure?
what about the other planets in our solar system?

jupiter is obviously male, but i've always had an inkling of saturn being a woman, something about those curvy rings makes me think it's feminine.
mars is masculine obviously, and so is mercury, i definitely associate the cold lifeless rocky planets with masculinity
>>48316 #
Anonymous
>>48314 #
>does that mean you see the sun as a female figure?
yes. some time in my late teens I randomly thought about the sun and concluded that I more or less, if I had to personify it, see it as a female entity
>other planets
no clue, never cared about anything besides the moon and sun
>>48318 #
Anonymous
In my mind Pluto is still a planet
Anonymous
>>48316 #
The sun is a male. Sunlight is its seed. Mother earth takes in sunlight and gives us life.
Anonymous
it was much more recent than I had remembered
I was looking at threads from last summer but no, it was made during late november. Of all the months for me to think and talk about the sun
but it makes sense, this was the same thread >>28807 ➡ #
Anonymous
>>48319 #
Nah, the moon 100% has to be female since it changes in cycles once a month exactly like a menstrual cycle
>>48322 #
Anonymous
>>48321 #
I'm of this opinion too. The moon acts a balance to the world's oceans, jsut like how women are calming and balancing and wonderful, whereas the Sun is harsh but also provides for the seeds of life, just like how a man is typically the breadwinner and provider for the family unit.

this whole topic is such a woman thing to talk about, are we actually just women
>>48323 #
Anonymous
>>48322 #
the male-brained answer is that the sun is just a ball of really hot hydrogen atoms which have no gender but that's not a very fun answer (even if it's the correct one)
Anonymous
Greco-Roman influence stinking up my nekochen
Indo-European chads would never
>>48325 #
Anonymous
>>48324 #
☝️🤓 erm actually greek and roman culture both come from proto-indo-european culture
Anonymous
very gay posts above mine (the 2 posts immediately above)
Anonymous
the sun is non binary
Anonymous
>Lolita, light of my life,....
proof that the sun is a woman, as lolita is a woman, and the sun is literally the light of earth's life.
>>48330 #
Anonymous
>>48329 #
>lolita is a woman
debunked by the oxford dictionary
woman
/ˈwʊmən/
noun
noun: woman; plural noun: women

an adult female human being.
Anonymous
she would've been considered an adult back in caveman times
>>48332 #
Anonymous
three monitors yay or nay?
>>48334 #
Anonymous
>>48333 #
i had a dual monitor setup and I hardly used my second one
personally i would not know what I would do with a THIRD monitor
maybe that's just my adhd tho
>>48338 #
Anonymous
I dont see a reason to have 3 monitors if youre not a streamer or a stock trader
Anonymous
>valheim
sovl
Anonymous
>>48334 #
I have 2 monitors and I use them constantly, one monitor always has something to watch and the other one has something to do actively like right now I'm posting on neko but on my other screen I've got a family guy compilation with subway surfers gameplay on the bottom
Anonymous
>his keyboard has lights
ick, that room has never seen a woman
>>48340 #>>48341 #
Anonymous
>>48339 #
it's called transmaxxing and i watched a tutotirla on how do it earlier today so im gonna start
Anonymous
>>48339 #
all the higher end pc shit has lights on it these days it's unavoidable
Anonymous
>>48342 #
I could see myself doing that. It's actually really nice having your main computer be portable.
It must get hot as fuck when gaming though
Anonymous
My only problem with laptops is the heat problem. If they can somehow break the laws of thermodynamics we'd be good.
>>48346 #>>48347 #
Anonymous
>>48342 #
its probably just the rick and morty and streamdeck connected to the laptop
Anonymous
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>>48344 #
I wonder if solid state cooling will be the future
There's also apple's laptops which use lower powered arm chips and they don't get hot
you can't play games on them though but they're good for anything else
Anonymous
>>48344 #
fat people do that
why dont computer people just make their computers based on how fat people work
>>48348 #
Anonymous
fat person hating neko is one of my favourite gimmicks and is inspiring me to loose weight faster so he stops hating e
Anonymous
fat person self-hating*
Anonymous
i dont think he's fat, im the only fat person on neko and he's not me
Anonymous
when he says he fucking hates you <3
>>48355 #
Anonymous
>>48352 #
it's your roman empire
Anonymous
>>48353 #
he's negging you poggers
Anonymous
9/11 never forget
308,796,222 Taiwanese pwned
Covid didnt do a number on the population 1337
Anonymous
Numbers schizo.... he came back.....
>>48358 #
Anonymous
anyway, in an effort to stop being a fat neko im gonna walk to board game club instead of taking the bus, cya all later, i'll probably blog about how much i hate black and chinese people when im there, i wonder what i'd look like if i was black or chinese
>>48361 #>>48362 #
Anonymous
what's so special about the eiffel tower? I think it's stupid. it looks stupid.
Anonymous
>>48359 #
see you later. I hope you meet a nice girl who is not black or chinese.
Anonymous
>>48359 #
if only google gemini were still around to help answer this question
Anonymous
speaking of exercise and stuff, do you guys ever get gas from protein powder
it's kind of annoying
Anonymous
Anyone noticed we'd had TWO abbles editions in a row
>>48365 #
Anonymous
>>48364 #
that's a whole lot of editions for someone who's not even a tokker
>>48366 #
Anonymous
>>48367 #
if I were also a single father, yeah.
Anonymous
>>48367 #
Yes. There is quite literally no universe where I would not love my 'fu
Anonymous
>>48369 #
easy +250 strength exp tho
Anonymous
>>48374 #
Nãuuuu you liar, I post reki and you are being dishonest to sully my good name
>>48376 #
Anonymous
>>48376 #
I'm not at rock bottom yet
Anonymous
I havent hit rock bottom either yet
I know this because I still have the nagging voice saying that I want it to become worse (Would not be possible if I had hit rock bottom)
Anonymous
that's your suicide drive talking. do not listen to her (I know it's a woman because women have a strong desire to self destruct)
Anonymous
can it be a suicide drive if theres no drive to suicide
Anonymous
speaking of suicide, i should play that new suicide gang game where they kill spider man
Anonymous
what if your nagging voice was black or chinese
Anonymous
how are oyu like 2 months late to the meme
>>48384 #
Anonymous
>>48383 #
he is still hip with the kids
Anonymous
yeah sure but the joke hit its peak 2 months ago
youre basically the guy showing 9gag memes right now
Anonymous
im complaining too much ill be back whenever my mood improves #autobahn
BANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
>>48388 #>>48389 #
Anonymous
>youre a 40yo dad and your kids start talking about skibidi toilet
Anonymous
>>48386 #
It's OK, I know the weather is making everyone worse, it's the winter depression
Anonymous
>>48386 #
ip count already back to 7, are you in a better mood now?
>>48390 #
Anonymous
>>48389 #
Maybe he's black or Chinese
Anonymous
>>48391 #
I'm gonna post all of HER Wilbur videos later :3
Anonymous
>layer up
>now i sweat indoors
>don’t layer up
>now i shiver outdoors
Anonymous
Board game club was great
>>48395 #
Anonymous
>>48394 #
Glad you had a good time neko
Anonymous
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Why is jawfu like this? If only she'd accepted chadneko's podcast invitation all those years ago then things would have turned out different...
>>48398 #
Anonymous
>>48391 #
I'm still going to listen to his music
Anonymous
>>48400 #
If jawfu looked like this I'd still post her
Anonymous
I can't write a coherent sentence anymore. These toks are destroying me inside and out. That last 'neko' 2 posts above was meant to say 'jawfu'. It would have been a classic neko jape...

I am going to go to bed and wake up a new man, with a fresh mind and a fresh attitude. And when that time comes I will make up for all my prior silliness.
>>48403 #
Anonymous
>>48402 #
I figured it was supposed to say jawfu, that's the only way it made sense.
Goodnight neko, I hope tomorrow you have a
>wake up
>life is wonderful
Moment
Anonymous
Tbh I found the way that wilbur apology was written a little offputting. Very HR therapy speak whatever rsp would call it. Like you're being accused of things you don't think you did wrong and you're phrasing it like "I don't in any way wish to undermine the importance of what she's saying and her bravery for standing up. She's an inspiration for all of us and survivors should always be believed. However none of it happened" etc etc etc. Revolting! Stand up for yourself man! But alas, standing up for yourself would lose the jawfu vote. Kneel and take your punishment.....
>>48405 #
Anonymous
>>48404 #
Yeah, it was written by his PR management team.

A chilling reminder that all of these ecelebs are just acts playing a persona, except for northernlion, chiblee, olivia munn, lovelymomo and ripley
Anonymous
he just needed to say
"sorry for beating my wife" - wilbur
>>48407 #
Anonymous
>>48406 #
If he'd said. "You could be her if you're hot and between the ages of 18 and 21" he audience of horny girls would love him again. He tried the beta bitch backpedle. Women want a guy that'll bite them rahhhhh
>>48409 #
Anonymous
>>48407 #
fr fr he shoulda said im like the vampire from twilight but irl and british
Anonymous
>Wanna be the Shubble to my Wilbur
Insane Rizz that would make you SLAY pussy
Anonymous
>>48408 #
>Summary: The citizens of Alexandria, Virginia, are ridiculed in this scene for their lack of serious resistance against the British seizure of the city in 1814. At left two frightened gentlemen kneel with hands folded, pleading, "Pray Mr. Bull don't be too hard with us -- You know we were always friendly, even in the time of our Embargo!" In the center stands a bull in English seaman's clothes, holding out a long list of "Terms of Capitulation" to the Alexandrians. He says, "I must have all your Flour -- All your Tobacco -- All your Provisions -- All your Ships -- All your Merchandize -- every thing except your Porter and Perry -- keep them out of my sight, I've had enough of them already." His allusion is to American Commodore Oliver Hazard Perry and Captain David Porter. At right, a soldier and sailor carry off spirits, saying: "Push on Jack, the yankeys are not all so Cowardly as these Fellows here -- let's make the best of our time." and "Huzza boys!!! More Rum more Tobacco!"

Kind of fucked up for John Bull to do this
Anonymous
>>48412 #
What are you doing to get one? Have you tried sitting near them on public transport until they spontaneously turn around and ask you for your snap?
Anonymous
>>48415 #
cant tell kids not to do something, have to frame it different, as a teacher she should know that
Anonymous
The french n word is 'noir'
>>48418 #
Anonymous
>>48417 #
you guys are all my noirs
Anonymous
Noirrrrr (say this in your head like naurrr)
Anonymous
Nekos all stand against racism
>>48421 #
Anonymous
>>48420 #
we have to destroy france
Anonymous
From my two napoleon biographies Corsica sounds beautiful. I would like very much to live deep in their mountains on some little estate, venturing forth into the coastal cities occasionally to raid Genoese settlers of their wine and olive oil
Anonymous
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finally watched Get Out, made by a black director and it IS a "white people are racist" movie but not in the way youd expect. its closer to a post-ironic take on racism, with very intelligent symbolism about it. final act straight up feels like a tarantino movie and just as fun. highly recommend
>>48427 #>>48428 #
Anonymous
I thought the film was seeing upper class liberals throughs the lens of black people. You know the kind that treat them like toddlers.
>>48426 #
Anonymous
>>48425 #
thats one part of it but theres more:
- standard racist cop
- slavery connotations with black ppl being house servants and mc picking cotton to save his life
- racial theories of black people being physically stronger
- the conservative-ish perception that "black ppl have it so good now" but being blind to the all disadvantages
Anonymous
>>48424 #
should I watch #8ball (Yes)
Anonymous
>>48424 #
if i watch it and hate it im blaming you anon
Anonymous
>>48415 #
I remember in school we had to read Of Mice And Men and there's one chapter in particular that focused on the black stable keeper, and the nigger word is used like 20 times, you really got to know someone's soul by if they read it out or just stuttered and said "the n word"
>>48443 #>>48435 #
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>bought valiantfox a new laptop
he unironically can't keep getting away with it, he's everywhere
Anonymous
>Students at Anna Whitlocks in Stockholm who have been conscripted for military service as Sweden reintroduces form of national service
wont let me post pic becuase unsupported MIME type. Anyways, the regime is sending cute girls to war.
theguardian.com/world/2024/jan/19/sweden-young-people-national-service-civic-duty-nato-war#:~:text=Although%20not%20everybody%20will%20be,dismantled%20after%20the%20cold%20war
>>48434 #>>48437 #>>48441 #
Anonymous
>>48431 #
which one were you anon? Did you read it without hesitation, did you stutter, or did you EXAGGERATE the word
>>48436 #
Anonymous
>>48435 #
I mumbled every word except for the n word
Anonymous
only 3, 5, and 8 are prettyish
Anonymous
>>48433 #
It sounds like they're just signing young people up for military service? A lot of countries do that and I don't think it means your country is going to war or anything.
Anonymous
>>48431 #
We read Huckleberry Finn and To Kill a Mockingbird in english class (both books had the n-word)
one of my friends ALWAYS volunteered to read out loud and he would say the word out loud in front of everyone and the teacher just let him do it for no reason lmao
>>48444 #
Anonymous
>>48443 #
i bet those were the only moments he participated in class
Anonymous
>>48447 #
you must think english is silly too bc its a single letter away from being exactly like dutch
>>48451 #
Anonymous
1: play dota
2: go for a walk
#d2 (1)
Anonymous
I haven't played in 8 months, time to get stomped
>>48455 #
Anonymous
>>48456 #
lip frenulum piercing
Anonymous
>>48455 #
i played 2 games, one where i was forced to pick carry and we lost, then theother where i picked support and we won

truly.. support is for the high IQ albion players
Anonymous
new gimmick proposal, please tell me if you like it before i do it

the gimmick is, replying to 48458 and saying "cute germ"
>>48467 #
Anonymous
>>48463 #
A garden like that would be pretty comfy, lots of space, seems pretty isolated and like you've got good privacy.

I especially like that it isn't just mowed flat, there's nothing I dislike more than seeing perfectly mowed lawns, it's so, unnatural and bad for the ecosystem, this, with it's tufts of overgrowth and flowers and likely weeds and bushes and everything growing is much nicer.
>>48465 #
Anonymous
>>48468 #
yeah they're just housing project, they're all concrete commie blocks, they're depressing places
that picture actuallky looks fairly comfy, i like the green spaces and the variable heights of buildings. reminds me of my university campus
>>48470 #
Anonymous
>>48469 #
No, it looks pretty in theory but in reality there are sketchy people walking all over and you wouldn't want to walk through that place
>they're all concrete commie blocks, they're depressing places
Honestly, I used to think that depressing-looking apt. buildings in communist countries were a sign of moral soullessness
Now, we have housing shortages in basically every western country and I'm starting to rethink that. Housing's housing, the cheaper the better.
Anonymous
rare nemuru above bwoah cute
>>48472 #
Anonymous
>>48471 #
>rare nemuru
Yea now all her toks are going to be rare... I just noticed she privated her account, it's so joever for me again.
We ain't starting march strong nekos
>>48473 #
Anonymous
>>48472 #
I meant rare to see one posted at all
Also arent you already following her? She has 25k I bet she'd accept new requests
>>48474 #
Anonymous
>>48473 #
>Also arent you already following her?
Isn't private mutual only? Also I don't have any way to scrap with my account.
Anonymous
Private is you have to follow to access
>Cant scrape private
yeah thats the problem, I just screen record on my phone and then edit it on pc
>>48476 #
Anonymous
>>48475 #
>spoiler
Yea I'm not doing that. Not even for nemuru.
I could go over awemer again trying to look at how it authenticates and stuff or maybe someone on the other site already managed to fix this problem but I'm way too ambivalent to be that much into it. I just let my script run from time to time just to share with you nekos.
>>48478 #
Anonymous
All good things gotta come to an end. It's time to close the chapter on the nemuru nation and hope another tookter rises up to replace her.
>>48479 #
Anonymous
>>48476 #
>Yea I'm not doing that. Not even for nemuru.
Last time tikwm went down I had to do that for a few toks but I dont mind
estou obcecado nela
>>48479 #
Anonymous
>>48477 #
>hope another tookter rises up
I think my interest is slowly fizzling out again but I wouldn't mind seeing a nice cute fu similar to nemuru.
>>48478 #
Yea but you're really into having a complete archive while I... Just don't feel like going to great lengths to do that anymore.
>>48480 #>>48481 #
Anonymous
>>48479 #
>I think my interest is slowly fizzling out
Unfortunately I'm in the same boat. There'll never be another Remymite. I could spend years looking but he was unique
>>48484 #
Anonymous
>>48479 #
>Yea but you're really into having a complete archive
It's not about having the archive, it's who is in the videos
I just want to be able to watch them and stuff like stories disappear unforuntaely
>>48482 #
Anonymous
>>48481 #
>it's who is in the videos
Well, I was referring to the specific tokker when I said "a complete archive", of course I wouldn't presume which tokker that would be I have no idea :^)
Anonymous
No I understood you but I wouldn't say it's about the archive as an object but rather the freedom to watch them on demand
>>48484 #
Anonymous
>>48483 #
Well, it's the only reason to keep those tbh, apart from some hoarding inclinations I guess.
>>48480 #
>I could spend years looking but he was unique
I think my brand of cute is just dying out on tiktok, or maybe I'm just not searching hard enough. Either way I don't feel like putting in more effort.
Anonymous
>>48487 #
>Spring will heal all.
Weather is pretty much springlike in my area already, though its more about me being unwilling to move on rn but I think I'm pretty close to it, and I don't mean moving on from neko, just my current job
>>48489 #
Anonymous
>>48488 #
Hope you find a job more satisfying and things turn around. Goodnight neko
>>48490 #
Anonymous
>>48489 #
Thank you neko, I hope you sleep well :)
Anonymous
>>48485 #
did ya have to take it out on her, her face is all fucked up now
Anonymous
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goodmorning neko, it's the first day of march, life is wonderful, winter is over, it's been raining for the last 4 hours straight and i woke up in a steaming mood

we are doing chocolat cosplays today
>>48497 #
Anonymous
koto has chocola toks methinks
>>48504 #
Anonymous
if she doesnt then teabrain definitely does, I know koto has vanilla and took pics of her and teabrain when tea was in chocola
>>48506 #
Anonymous
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woah, acid has a chocola cosplay?

the joke here is that her username is acidd
look at the top comment on this tok.
Anonymous
>>48502 #
teabrain came back from a hiatus and her arms were covered in self harm scars so brutal
Anonymous
>>48510 #
shes pretty like that crooked smile girl from game of thrones, idk she probably got 150k
>>48512 #
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>>48511 #
ding ding, we'll give you the winrar sticker today. very close, she's on 131k.

Now the real question is, why has she gotten 23,000 in donations? She's not that pretty, and from her toks she doesn't hoor herself out at all.

I'm afraid I'll never understand how some girls make money online.
>>48514 #
Anonymous
>>48512 #
no shes very pretty and idk whats with ttg calling pretty girls mid. just go outside and look around to prove my point, especially you since youre prob british. anyways im sure she got a whale down bad, or does nudes for donations in private
>>48515 #
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>>48514 #
it does appear from looking at past streams that this blackheart guy is donating like 200 a week.
it's 250 this week
>>48513 #
200 that week

reminds me of the guy in tenshi's chat who gifted like 400 gift subs in a month. what do they get out of this? just the joy of simping?
>she's very pretty
I mean, she's cute alright but I think on ttg we're spoiled by only posting very pretty girls.

I just don't see what she's doing that's especially great to warrant such an amount of money, it has to be some really big whales because 23,000 with the amount of followers she has? that's an absurd amount of donations.
>>48517 #
Anonymous
she is not pretty imo and honestly not even mid but thats all I will say before my posts get complain-atory and hostile
>>48517 #
Anonymous
>>48515 #
>>48516 #
what are you guys talking about? she got a face similar to bonbis, and you are probably the ones that simped on bbg for 4 years straight
anyways i think she just got a whale, her tiktok account is not even active
>>48518 #>>48520 #
Anonymous
>>48517 #
I thought bonbi was cute up until mid 2020, ther'es a difference between thinking a girl is cute and donating thousands to her
Anonymous
bonbi was never cute
Anonymous
>>48517 #
is it possible for an average looking guy to get a whale that donates thousands
>>48522 #
Anonymous
women dont have money because of the wage gap
>>48524 #
Anonymous
>>48520 #
sure if you play csgo well like, whats his face uh, summit2g?
Anonymous
>>48521 #
>women make less money because of the wage gap
>actually earn more because men simp for the most average looking foids on the internet
they're playing us like fiddles
Anonymous
>>48523 #
probably not, if you're admitting you don't even remember the first film, why bother? i couldn't even finish the book, so i've not watched any of the film adaptations

that and i hate timothee chalomet and zendaya
>>48531 #
Anonymous
>>48526 #
nice ai bro, what prompt did you use?

but seriously though is it supposed to be warhammer 40k? i vaguely recognise the orks from the series
Anonymous
the more i zoom in the funnier it gets hahahh
Anonymous
>>48529 #
>this is what russians actually believe
Anonymous
>>48525 #
>you don't even remember the first film, why bother?
because the director is the guy behind br2049 and i have faith in his sci-fi movies. maybe the beginning in the dune book was mostly lame too but got better later?
>>48533 #
Anonymous
>>48531 #
wouldn't you base it more off the last movie he released, the movie directly before this one? maybe BR2049 was a fluke, maybe DUNC and DUNC 2 is the actual level of quality he makes (low quality)
>>48536 #
Anonymous
I watched the og bladerunner and 2049 back to back and ngl I didnt undestand why theyre so highly praisd
i think I got filtered by them or smn
>>48537 #>>48535 #
Anonymous
>>48533 #
but dune 1 wasnt a bad movie, it was sorta forgettable bc the plot was about killing off a buncha """important""" characters that no one had any emotional attachment to. it was just a setup, since im guessing theyre following the book faithfully, so its kinda lame in act1 before they start a galactic war?
>>48538 #
Anonymous
>>48534 #
>i think I got filtered by them or smn
I liked them but I can perfectly understand why it's not a movie for everyone tbf. It's not like they are some cinematic masterpieces, maybe the first one comes close but idrc.
>>48540 #
Anonymous
>>48536 #
gonna be honest i dont know what the plot of dune is, paul becomes the king of the fremen, and then declares a galactic jihad and eventually becomes emperor i know that bit, i dont think that happens in the first book though.

all anyone talks about online is how his son turns himself into a worm like a ricky morty
Anonymous
>chat with friend
>she suggests I go to a psychologist
>"No"
Anonymous
>>48537 #
br 2049 was great too. you expect the main character of the movie TO BE the main character but K doesnt actually matter to the broader story at all, the movie was kinda unique in that way. plus everyone loves to see ryan gosling suffer and lose everything
>>48548 #
Anonymous
>>48529 #
zamn this says a lot about society bros....
Anonymous
>>48544 #
I didn't notice the chin dimple, i was too distracted by boobs (I am incredibly heterosexual)
Anonymous
I liked Get Out, its a decent movie
actually nvm i dont think ive seen get out
Anonymous
double nvm I HAVE seen that movie, its a decent movie
Anonymous
>>48540 #
I liked both a lot, I think I even liked 2049 a bit more just because of gosling but I know it's just my preference for the actor and just general propensity towards cyberpunk stuff.
Anonymous
there's a really cool pet in the weekly pack for super auto pets, levithan, it's ability is
end turn: summon 4 10/10 fishes, and then it's 20/20, and 30/30 with the level ups.
essentially forces you to run a one unit team to maximise the benefit, it's so cool
Anonymous
yes data thats not a misspell
Anonymous
what movie are we watching today? or this weekend?
>>48556 #
Anonymous
>>48557 #
anime movies are on mondays, thats why they're called anime mondays (oldnekos remember)
>>48559 #
Anonymous
>>48558 #
we should watch the whale (its very relatable for everyone here)
Anonymous
>>48561 #
no the movies allegedly are anime replacements, you get the same plot but in less screentime, the movies just remove all the pokemon battles
>>48563 #
Anonymous
>>48563 #
but yeah that'll be on monday, animes on mondays is my plan
Anonymous
>>48560 #
we never really discussed that I only said it as a joke because I am SPMM superfan #1
cant remember post numbers but maybe >>30250 ➡ #
Anonymous
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this team was retarded and I won with it

the bird shoots stones at the 2 pets infront of it, and since it's level 3 it does it 3 times, and the camel has a trigger where when it's hurt it buffs the unit behind, and the triceritops has a trigger where whenit's hurt it buffs a random unit on the team, the skunk's ability is to target the enemy unit with the most health and reduce it to 1, and the dragon in the back just existed to give xp but everyone was max level by the end pretty much.

the bird just triggered so many buffs for my team that i rolled more normal teams
>>48569 #
Anonymous
oh nvm i remember some indie game sword and sandals rip off
>>48568 #
Anonymous
>>48569 #
yeah but this is a VIDEO GAME so only PIXEL ROOSTERS fight for FAKE COINS
>>48571 #
Anonymous
>>48570 #
call of duty makes people shoot up schools, when are you having rooster fights are your house? I would like to bet
>>48572 #
Anonymous
>>48571 #
every monday after the anime movie
Anonymous
>>48574 #
gay ass mosquitos are hitting my arm like the 911 towers got hit
>>48576 #
Anonymous
>>48575 #
hey man, you don't come here much right? how you doing, feeling alright?
>>48577 #
Anonymous
>>48577 #
it's alright buddy, do you want to talk about anything in particular
>>48585 #
Anonymous
dork and proud
Anonymous
funfact: a whale's penis is called a dork :D
Anonymous
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>>48578 #
well i had this thought about islam today. prophet mohammed WAS a warlord and it makes sense to keep your soldiers sharp and not sick. alcohol makes you dull, so "god" said drinking is bad. they probably didnt have a good way to process meat, and diseases spread easily between pigs and humans. so "god" says dont eat pork to keep his soldiers healthy. AND THEY STILL CANT DRINK AND EAT PORK poor sobs
>>48588 #>>48591 #>>48586 #
Anonymous
>>48585 #
Are you the same guy who last time had a thought about society's opinions on weed smokers and alcoholics?
>>48587 #
Anonymous
>>48586 #
cant recall i have thoughts all the time though
Anonymous
>>48585 #
I don't really have anything to add to that, do you want to discuss something else
>>48590 #
Anonymous
Mohammad was interesting in that he was a merchant but at some point decided to turn into a prophet warlord. I wonder what was the event in his life that made him change direction.
Anonymous
>>48588 #
>do you want to discuss something else
thats what chatgpt says when you talk about a "no-no" topic or sex
Anonymous
>>48585 #
yeah religion was just a way for people to adhere socially and give people a ruleset that benefits the population
Anonymous
>Muslims believe Muhammad began receiving revelation sometime in the year 610 CE. Initially
>he died in 622
crazy that in that 12 year time frame he started something that would have lasting impact.
>>48593 #
Anonymous
>>48592 #
whats crazier is that muslims name themselves mohammed, its if half the christians called their kid jesus
Anonymous
dont forget somalis naming their kids Abdi which means slave
Anonymous
can we change the topic
>>48597 #
Anonymous
ok you change it we follow you (you are our muhammed)
Anonymous
>>48595 #
i like the hello kitty theme on nekochen, you guys like hello kitty? its sort of like a modern day religious symbol like prophet muhammed is in islam
Anonymous
>>48598 #
never played halo, i think its an american thing because xbox was more popular there. everyone had playstation here
Anonymous
halo kitty
Anonymous
anyone thought about the fact t hat whenever you search shit up on search engines nowadays and go to the image tab, even that is starting to get filled up with obnoxious dogshit AI cringe shit?
google your favourite character from A:TLA or something and you will get faggoty AI shit i hope all ai consumers DIE
>>48622 #>>48602 #>>48606 #
Anonymous
for me? it was Halo 3
Anonymous
>>48602 #
no I gave you your chance to change the topic (like the sunni muslims tried) but you didnt take it (like the sunni muslims) and now I (shia) rule this middle east (nekochen)
Anonymous
we could just watch a movie instead of topic change
Anonymous
>>48601 #
google can easily filter out ai generated images. i hope they do that soon
Anonymous
>>48602 #
lets talk about your deepest fears, desires and secrets
Anonymous
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no i want to talk about ai instead of that

i googled my favourite character from A:TLA and there's like 4 AI images here.
>>48609 #
Anonymous
yeah i saw them after the fact but its so blatantly obvious how shit AI looks
dogshit development and its infesting google images and shit now too
Anonymous
Toph and Sokka were the only characters I liked in that stupid show. Also Uncle Iroh.
Anonymous
Also Zuko and Bumi and Zhao and Bato.
Anonymous
also no there are only 3 ai pics in that >>48610 #
Anonymous
oh and of course, the pretty crazy sister. Who is also the vampire girl from vampire blood masquerade
Anonymous
>ai bad
why
Anonymous
SOMEONE STOP ME FROM JUST OPENING INSTAGRAM, TIKTOK AND TWITTER ON REPEAT EVERY 48 SECONDS. I'M JUST ENDLESSLY DOOM REFRESHING AND THERE'S OBVIOUSLY NOTHING NEW
>>48620 #>>48621 #>>48618 #
Anonymous
>>48617 #
watch some anime
or a movie
or a tv show
or download a physics book
Anonymous
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>>48601 #
You're right, AI images are a cancer, but imagine the scientific possibilities of adding AI to our research.

Imagine the brilliant contributions men like Einstein could've made if they had a ChatGPT assistant. I'm glad we live in a golden age where AI can and will improve all aspects of our lives.
Anonymous
maybe if he did
E + AI = (insert his marketing gimmick) it would have worked better
Anonymous
on the topic of scientific research, the most hilarious paper I have seen someone write is a swedish guy writing a paper on shotacon gay pornography. I do not what the paper topic was but he wrote about how he masturbated to like 150 different doujins and what he felt as a result of it
This guy was funded by the university btw (kicked out after)
>>48626 #>>48627 #>>48630 #
Anonymous
I can suggest an equation that has the potential to impact the future.

E = mc^2 + Abbles toks.

This equation combines einstein's famous equation, with toks by the tokfu abbles.
Anonymous
>>48624 #
Dude, there was a guy who wrote hi phd on using glory holes and no one wanted to do anything about it because he is gay and black so he is off the tables for criticizing.
>>48628 #>>48629 #
Anonymous
>>48624 #
the best part is, if he'd instead looking at big booby hentai, you'd all call him "based" and "literally me"
Anonymous
>>48626 #
Not a hard science one, I think it was in the social sciences. it was also in my country
Anonymous
>>48626 #
>Dude, there was a guy who wrote hi phd on using glory holes and no one wanted to do anything about it because he is gay and black so he is off the tables for criticizing.
thats actually useful, someone should test the chances of getting diseases or getting your dick chopped off
Anonymous
>>48624 #
150 times damn. And thats only the ones he was interest in reporting on.
Anonymous
okay okay I'm gonna play ONE game of dota to stop the endless website refreshing, then I'll go do something productive with myself, like bake a cake shaped like a race car
>>48632 #
Anonymous
>>48632 #
I AM ACTIVELY AVOIDING DOING THAT, I HAD ONE CAN OF CHICKPEAS FOR BREAKFAST AND I CAN'T EAT FOR ANOTHER HOUR WHEN I HAVE DINNER
>>48635 #
Anonymous
wait maybe that's it, maybe im not depressed, maybe im just bored and hungry and fat and obese and a whale
>>48639 #
Anonymous
>>48633 #
on the topic of food, they started selling takis here so i tried them. idk why but every american flavor is super sharp but never all that good, i dont like american snacks. their chocolate is also kinda acidic tasting and gets mogged by milka
>>48636 #>>48641 #
Anonymous
>>48635 #
I don't want to think about chocolate right now else i might go buy some
>>48637 #
Anonymous
>>48636 #
they started selling mr beast chocolates here, super overpriced but i want to try it out, which ones do i go for
>>48638 #
Anonymous
>>48637 #
i do not know, i've not tried any of them and i likely never will
>>48639 #
im depressed as im trying to lose weight and stop eating due to boredom
>>48646 #
Anonymous
>>48634 #
isnt food supposed to give you dopamine? how can u be fat AND depressed
>>48638 #
Anonymous
fatass just buy coke zero its zero for zero calories in it
>>48642 #
Anonymous
>>48635 #
yeah i remember eating takis back in 2022 and they were so strong i cant understand how americans eat that shit
super tasty tho
Anonymous
>>48644 #
coke does because it has a flavor and spikes your insulin
Anonymous
>>48638 #
>im depressed as im trying to lose weight and stop eating due to boredom
i mean pick your poison, you cant both be trying and not succeeding AND be depressed
>>48647 #
Anonymous
>>48646 #
thats what makes us different, i am succeeding
Anonymous
post your daily blogpost weight update
>>48684 #
Anonymous
i cant, my dog ate my homework
Anonymous
if he were muslim he wouldnt eat pork and be this fat
Anonymous
what if he was black or chinese
Anonymous
it's too hot today. too hot to even think.
Anonymous
how much do you weigh now
Anonymous
What if he WERE black or chinese. grammar please thank you
Anonymous
its was
were is past tense dumbass
>>48657 #
Anonymous
oh okay, thank you.
Anonymous
>>48655 #
theyre both past tense but WERE is right
Anonymous
'we're' over this conversation.
Anonymous
past continuing
were implies he no longer is
Anonymous
what if anon werent so wrong about this? if he were right about grammar
Anonymous
if I were you I'd stop
Anonymous
also its not were for "he"
Anonymous
they were, you were
i was, he was, she was
Anonymous
it's too hot for grammar. sorry. i wanna nap
Anonymous
reported the post above me
Anonymous
chatgpt how do I cool the temperature of the globe
Anonymous
I could use another ice age right now
>>48669 #
Anonymous
>>48668 #
the first movie was great
Anonymous
she looks like nora's friend.
>>48672 #
Anonymous
there's only one noemi and she's a skeleton, not a hoor
Anonymous
i'll take the hoor over the skele
Anonymous
>>48672 #
imagine being the fatty of these four
mogged every time they ask in the group chat if you wanna hang out
>>48677 #
Anonymous
>>48676 #
left is cuter would show her my 'puter
Anonymous
why do you lie to us
Anonymous
1500 hours have passed since >>35020 ➡ #
crazy
7257 hours 16 minutes and 40 seconds left!
Anonymous
>no you are trans at the office
what does that even mean
>>48689 #
Anonymous
you will shit your pants when you realize
>>48689 #
Anonymous
>>48648 #
80.6 I think I might finally gave stabilized my weight at above 80 which is pretty good since my job made it incredibly hard
>>48685 #
Anonymous
>>48686 #
How does it feel knowing I weight 10kg more than you and yet I'm 6 inches shorter? You've been mass mogged by a mad midget
>>48690 #
Anonymous
>>48686 #
chadneko... I kneel in your presence
you are...powerful...
>>48690 #
Anonymous
>>48680 #
>>48681 #
>>48682 #
it's been 2 months and nekochen's top scientists still haven't figured out what "no, you are trans at the office" means
Anonymous
>>48687 #
It's okay, I'm not going for raw weight, I want it to be supported by the muscle mass ofc
>>48688 #
Stop neko you're making me blush. No but fr I'm not that strong... I'm barely at the beginning of my journey tbf
>>48692 #
Anonymous
HMMMMMMMMM TODAY I THINK I WILL PLAY DOTA 2 IN A DUO Q, BUT INSTEAD OF LANING WITH MY BUDDY, HE'LL PICK MIDLANER AND I'LL PICK POSITION 1 CARRY, AND WE'LL BOTH PICK USELESS DOGSHIT HEROES LIKE RAZOR AND NECROPHOS AND THEN WHEN WE LOSE WE'LL SAY GG NO WARDS
Anonymous
>>48690 #
>you're making me blush
and he's a cutie patootie?
this neko can not be stopped
Anonymous
>no, you are trans at the office
is genuinely so funny
>>48697 #
Anonymous
>>48694 #
ive lived close to 2 stables in my life and both times they have decided "yeah lets just take the fucking horse on the road and have it shit everywhere"
Anonymous
>>48693 #
oh i get it
im not remotely trans, like working remotely, but you said trans at the office, because covid is over so we dont work from home anymore.
Anonymous
worst part is that, sure I can accept that you cannot dismount the horse and pick the shit up at the moment, but at least go back later and pick it up
Anonymous
>>48701 #
it took me 5 seconds to realize I can highlight the whole thing to see it. Not a high IQ man.
Anonymous
>>48701 #
That's very fumofumo, I am energetically and spiritually aligned with the message of the poster with id 35088
>>48704 #>>48705 #
Anonymous
does someone have the "naaurrr jit tripping" edit of the tokkers in a school hall
Anonymous
I genuinely think the 2hu fandom is the fandom I enjoy the most without actually being in it myself
Probably because I grew up on old youtube and used to see it intermittently
[YouTube] ???
>>48714 #
Anonymous
>>48710 #
Me too, they're incredibly cute and just fun
>>48713 #
Wow we're the same, well my friend mostly introduced me to touhou but I have never played any of the games in my life yet I know half the characters
[YouTube] ???
>>48716 #
Anonymous
love love is a verb
love is a doing word
Anonymous
>>48716 #
Yooooo, I've got a great idea, you know that animation about valentine's day where nazrin shows up in shop and says irashimaisen or something like that? I should make a webm that resizes itself out of that, that would be insanely cool.
Also I agree wholeheartedly of course, I love the baka song (so funny) (Cirno is the funny)
>>48718 #>>48719 #
Anonymous
also >>48717 # I think I remember a video like that but I dont have it in my mind right now
>>48720 #
haha yeah that would be funny if it goes from like 1x1 px
>>48720 #
Anonymous
[YouTube] ???
There it is, that's the video from which the clip originates.
>>48721 #
I might pop in then
Anonymous
>>48724 #
he probably does better now, he's got that creepy groomer rizz
Anonymous
post lyrics to a tiktok audio you like, I'll start

Yes, I'm drinking whiskey
Baby I am gone tonight
NBC aint the only thing I'm coming on tonight
ugh, gross
why the fuck i say these things
>>48730 #
Anonymous
>>48730 #
It was a little slow, the chip robot immediately posts a chip tok matching the audio. I guess I shouldn't judge you for not being as fast as a literal bot. 8/10, good funky
>>48732 #
Anonymous
>>48731 #
I was preoccupied with uploading the junko fumo.
I knew instantly though.

What's up, Gway? In the cut with my twin, we be vibin' (We be vibin')
Classy bitch, but they know I be outside with it (I be outside)

This one comes up in my mind while working a lot for some reason.
Anonymous
I know no toks with that audio but I know exactly how the dance looks
>>48734 #
Anonymous
just applied to 2 jobs, gonna roll a d20 to see if i get one
#d20 (13)
>>48743 #
Anonymous
maybe next time i guess
Anonymous
>>48735 #
I don't know spanish but I reckon I can guess what "mi honesta reaccion:" means
>>48740 #
Anonymous
>>48738 #
!("You can't joke around about how big it is!") This phrase appears to be informal and colloquial Spanish. It roughly translates to "You can't joke around about its size!" in English.
Ruru!!!!!!
I am dissapoint...
>>48744 #
Anonymous
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on the topic of really good anime movies
I recommend Tekkonkinkreet to you nekos
My dad showed me it when i was young and I thought it was really cool. There was one specific scene that was imprinted in my mind and no matter how much I tried to describe it to search engines I would never find the movie until some random day I just managed to srike gold and since then I havent forgotten it
Really good
>>48742 #
If you watch it stream it I wanna rewatch it its so nice
>>48742 #
Anonymous
>>48741 #
thank you neko, it was on my watchlist but i had forgotten about it.
>>48741 #
Anonymous
>>48736 #
I hope you get it anyway neko, good luck!
Anonymous
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>>48740 #
>Ruru!!!!!!
>I am dissapoint...
There should be a new rule in the OP that says
>Rule 6: Never translate the song lyrics or tok captions of LATAM tokkers' toks
this would stop this from happening
>>48746 #
Anonymous
>>48744 #
>this would stop this from happening
Lets be fair, if you didn't mention not being able to translate it I wouldn't, even though I know there's like 50/50 chance it might be something raunchy since it's latam after all.
Like I got it after translating third or fourth latam song it's not getting better lmao (but it is the charm of latam maybe? I dunno, they do create kino anyway)
Anonymous
the devil?
not devilish neko? you've upgraded to THE DEVIL now?
Anonymous
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>>48749 #
In Albion, you only have 2 choices, either you evilmaxx or you angelmaxx. I'm more of an angelmaxxer myself 😇
Anonymous
fable 2 was great. You could buy up every house and charge up, leaving nothing for the peasants.
>>48753 #