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>wake up
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Have a good day nekos
>>49872 #
I'll be honest neko, I was a doubter when you posted that, but now I am a believer. It will happen, it must happen, it is preordained for latam to rule superior.
>>49877 #
>its been a while since I had that song
I've never heard that particular remix but I've heard redoin before. This one is really nice though.
I'm really enjoying MTG
*representative not senator
one thing i really hate is people that waste time on turns, why are you hitting turn timer? learn what your deck does retard
so it only took me about 5 hours of play to run out of ways to earn free gold, and the quest that gives xp, which gives gold is a weekly.
yeah this game is rigged, just wants me to buy the cards with real cash, i hate magic now.
>favourite animal: Hunds
>pet: Katze
>Key House Panel Passes Potential TikTok Ban In 50-0 Vote
Nekogeddon is incoming
Nooooooo. My tokfu is american
anyone else notice that neko was dead this morning? I tried logging in ish 5:40 am my time and I got a cloudflare error saying the host couldn't resolve
feared that neko had died from a LATAM supremacy overdose
>>49953 #
It's made news across the pond but it seems as if a passing vote will only ban the app from being available on pap stores etc in the US if Bytedance doesn't sell the pap within 165 days. seems in line with what they tried to pull two(?) years ago but never passed
app autocorrected to pap twice
anynekos got an ffmpeg rotate vid command?
>>49957 #
Nekochen died. Albion has fallen.
>>49960 #
no sorry, I don't know how to use ffmpeg, i barely know how to convert my HEVCs into NONVECS and someone had to explain the code to me like 5 times before it worked
>>49958 #
Who would they sell it to if they sold? Do they need to sell the US version or the entire app? If it's the entire app they're not gonna sell right? There's no way you'd sell TIGTOG even without the US market
>>49960 #
You probably found it already but
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Rotate 90 clockwise:
ffmpeg -i in.mov -vf "transpose=1" out.mov
For the transpose parameter you can pass:
0 = 90° counterclockwise and vertical flip (default)
1 = 90° clockwise
2 = 90° counterclockwise
3 = 90° clockwise and vertical flip
Use -vf "transpose=2,transpose=2" for 180 degrees."
Unless you mean some other rotation then it's a bit complicated
I showed up at school 50 minutes early for my 8 am lecture and I was trying to kill time so I opened tiktok and the first post I see is a (then) 11 minute old new boni
She has the strawberry hair again (I love this hair) (Amo o cabelo)
>>49964 #
Yea it happens to me frequently, even though it's not really supposed to be hard.
>>49966 #
Blessed time.
We have candy that looks like this in sweden and its pretty tasty
her hair is the inverse of that, a little pink at the top with a lot of green
>>49968 #
LATAM has risen, we CAN NOT suffer
>>49969 #
>we CAN NOT suffer
I am definitely not suffering from more funky :)
>her hair is the inverse of that, a little pink at the top with a lot of green
Now you've made me think of that being reverse strawberry and it's kind of funny, but it does fit her nice.
>>49970 #
Imagine the dark world where you and I had tokfus of the germanic, anglo-saxon or otherwise indo-european kind
We would be suffering but alas, we can no longer suffer
The LATAM renaissance has begun, the sun shines high and bright from the south
>>49971 #
>Imagine the dark world
I do not wish to imagine such scenario, it's a world where I wouldn't see any of the funky kino and that's the worst universe.
Not to mention the suffering of seeing your tokfus not post, can't imagine how that feels like.
>>49972 #
>Not to mention the suffering of seeing your tokfus not post
Yeah, your tokfu never posting, disappearing, opening patreons and onlyfans, being high cost and therefore never cosplaying unless you donate to them, beingbritish
many such things that I am glad we will never have to experience our tokfus doing
Also that might be my favourite ever funky i really like it
>>49973 #
>your tokfu never posting, disappearing, opening patreons and onlyfans, being high cost and therefore never cosplaying unless you donate to them
Many such cases
>Also that might be my favourite ever funky i really like it
It's a secret funky :) So much lost to time because nobody archived her old account ;_; Now I only get scraps from the secret source...
>>49974 #
>Secret funky
Yeah I remember you talking about finding this secret holy graal, the fountain of youth of funkytoks and (rightfully) keeping the source secret given the pests that might misuse it
May we all join hands and pray that one day she reactivates the account for nostalgia purposes and that causes all the old toks to be available again. Amen
>>49975 #
>keeping the source secret given the pests that might misuse it
Really, I mostly keep it hidden because somebody can dissuade her from posting by nefarious means and I just want to see her keep posting old stuff since it's new to me and very nice.
>one day she reactivates the account
I do not know if it's possible, it would be wonderful but alas. I shalt still join you in prayer boniposta. Amen.
>>49976 #
Oh, it has personal information and that kind of stuff? I thought you were just hiding it cus the pdfs on the other place would use it for catfishing or whatever they do with all other tokkers popular there
>>49977 #
>it has personal information and that kind of stuff
Some, yea, but not that much thankfully. It's just much easier to contact her there I think, through multiple channels.
>hiding it cus the pdfs on the other place would use it for catfishing
If they'd want to do it it's not insanely hard tbf, like the amount of toks I've posted here of funky is about all that I have pretty much (pretty much only because I might've somehow missed any) so yea...
It's probably just easier to spook her into not posting through that source than on tiktok
Imagine if mpv had a stat tracker for how many times you have watched a specific file
>>49979 #
>Imagine if mpv had a stat tracker for how many times you have watched a specific file
Are you in the thousands already neko? I don't think I've got that far yet.
Also it took me way too long to find this tok but I've got this sound on my mind suddenly so I've had to post it.
Also also should I translate the lyrics for the song of the tok you posted?
>>49980 #
For that specifik tok? Probably in the hundreds at least
When I was still working out routinely and that tok came out I used to watch it a lot on the way back from the gym and Ive watched it a lot since then too
I just really like the tok
>tokrel
that tok and the one where she is climbing around a playground tunnel set with techno music are the audios I think about when I think funky toks
>should I translate the lyrics for the song of the tok you posted
Probably not but it doesnt sound bad but once again, probably not. LATAM audios are very deceiving
>>49981 #
>she is climbing around a playground tunnel set with techno music
Well, now I've got to post it since you mentioned it :)
>it doesnt sound bad but once again, probably not
It's decided then, whether I keep them to myself or not is not though.
Also you should work out regularly again :D Think about all the good memories you can make by watching tok on the way back or to the gym
>>49982 #
This is it, the 2nd best funky
I looked the lyrics up and its not as bad as other songs but its still towards that direction
>Work out regularly again
I cba at the moment and I know that I wont for a while so I ended my membership due to their usury prices
When I dont have to commute for 3 hours a day I'll probably get back into it, for she
>>49983 #
>I looked the lyrics up and its not as bad as other songs but its still towards that direction
Yea I was going to post that every time it just kind of happens lol. It could've been certainly worse I guess but still...
>When I dont have to commute for 3 hours a day I'll probably get back into it, for she
I hope you do neko :) I should work out today too, I've done some stuff after work but I can manage some more today I'm sure.
>their usury prices
Yea this is the worst and one of the reasons I prefer working out at home even though it is quite suboptimal probably, the other is obviously me hating any (regular, excluding my friends) human interaction that is not mandated to me by a necessity.
Donnie Darko tomorrow at 8 pm CET
syncwatch
(ΦωΦ)
BOOOO NO ONE WATCHING
Look at Zureeal's house. Damn bitch, she lives like this? She's got a damn mansion, I guess the onlyfans tummy pics are putting money in the BANK.
For the get, I'm gonna do something non-traditional and post a tokker I don't post.
Here's a cute boni, with the im mr rage audio, enjoy the quads get mr Bonnie Pasta
50000th nekochen post to celebrate American Psycho, the film we watched on ~March 16th 2024, or was it ~2024 March 23rd
>>50003 #
It's funny you should say that because I look just like him except my dick is much larger and I've got a cuter face.
>>50004 #
That's nice neko, I dunno how you got to know his dick size but I'm glad life is treating you well.
user discretion advised.
trigger warning, content warning
no but this is insane
the sun has returned to my domain. I woke up nice and early, watched the sun rise from my bus window and then gazed upon the blue sky with literally NO clouds. It was BLUE
not grey, BLUE
and I look at a single picture of boni and I smile
we are SO FUCKING BACK
>>50010 #
I've been telling you guys for the last 2 weeks. life is wonderful. It just took a little longer for the wonderful life to go further up north to the land of gnomes and reindeer.
I saw you posted the new bonis earlier today, they showed up on my for you page yesterday, I like the star over her eye :)
life would be even more wonderful if we got some fucking new acid toks
NEKO IS SO SLOW TODAY MY INTERNET IS FINE IT'S JUST NEKOCHEN.NET, HOME OF THE NEKO IS SLOW. SO SLOW MY SHITTY TENSHI TOK WON'T UPLOAD
>>50016 #
I havent posted enough today to know
>>50017 #
Insta because I uploaded it earlier today
but posts are loading slow, the typical slow typing then rewally goimg super f ast f ast
you feel me?
is neko not slow for anyone else? for me, nothing is loading and i can't upload tooks
I tried to upload a tok i've uploaded on n
I uploaded this from scratch in 4 seconds
the internet can sometimes just get congested randomly
and the neko servers are in the US so the data has to make it a long way
lemme reboot nekochen
NEKO IS DEAD FOREVER
ok try now
I dont have many unposted toks so I cant test it for you sorry nekomin
neko servers were rebooted, ALBION HAS BEEN SAVED
>play shadow shaman
>win
it's so tiresome being the greatest shadowshaman player in history.
DON'T LOOK AT MY NATURE'S PROPHET WINRATE AND ASK WHY I PICK HIM SO MUCH.
will this be a win? #8ball (No)
just bing bang wahoo the enemy with your bouncey laser and then invis shot them for maximum bang
yeah i got stomped by QOP mid, my PA safelane core just started flaming and ended up muted by the game mid match, his catch phrase was "get cancer and die"
i hope he knows what happened to total biscuit after he said that
post things only TRVE OLD NEKOS would remember
>that one neko that once stayed up all night playing looksmaxxing simulator 3.7 on roblox
>>50036 #
I did it twice.
I still didnt get to the higher levels of looksmaxxing where I could travel to the two (2) levels that were unlockable
Thats how tough of a battle it is to looksmaxx. Its accurate to the real life struggle. You could try as hard as you want but you will never be as ablebodied as the ACTUAL top shaggers
https://nekochen.net/tt/50039
https://nekochen.net/tt/50039
https://nekochen.net/tt/50039
>made the new thread right at midnight
wasn't even intentional, just a neko-incidence (it's like a coincidence but i randomly added the word neko)
