vultures are aight

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>>43893 #
>>43890 #
she loves this angle. I wonder why!

because its better at hiding her mean mug

>>43905 #
Makes her tits look bigger
t. Books expert

BOOBS expert *

Shrivix actually has a very funny tok about that, I'll post it when I get home

was a girl in my class today that had a really low cut shirt with massive cleavage
I had a hard time focusing in that class. She isnt even particularly attractive nor interesting as a person (having had her in a past group project) and she is like 28 or smn but man, I am a naughty dog

>>43910 #
*puts hand up*
I love vultures btw

>>43910 #
>she is like 28
Too young for me sadly

yeah but not everyone is old and wilting like you are

>>43913 #
I'm 34, that's not old or wilting

hes coping hes coping

Yeah cope yourself

Listening to the nekochen theme song on the bus. This is the life. Other boards don't have theme songs.

>>43918 #
He heard the mwah mwah jagger jagger song on tiktok and wanted to understand the lyrics

Sitting on the bus for so long is making me racist

the concept of a dialysis is so creepy
its emptying your blood so a machine can feast on it and then it reposits the blood back into your body in another hole it made for itself

Anyone else ever get an urge to megumine while its still sunny out?

>>43922 #
>open megu
>it's a bonbi edit

just looked at a .webm of a dude banging another dudes bunghole
did not pop a boner, didnt even feel it twitch
saw a girl bouncing on a yoga ball after
half chubbed up

it feels so good to be straight, bros

>just looked at a webm of a dude banging another dude
...
>feels so good to be straight bros

sometimes you gotta bite a lemon to see if you still think its sour, you feel me?
also his hole looked pretty decent but I just didnt see a spark, no offense to my fellow gays here on nekochen.net home of the nekos

>also his hole looked pretty decent

>he cannot objectively compliment another man's asshole because he is too scared it will make him look gay
I dont have this issue because I know Im straight

I'm not gay so I don't spend my free time looking at dude's arseholes, I am so straight I exclusively watch shrivix toks because she has big boobies

As a medical doctor it is my job to look at men's assholes all day. I'm not gay.

>I'm not gay
>>43520 #
this post says otherwise

I went through 12 years of medical school and specialised specifically in asshole cancer in men, just so i could look at men's assholes all day and still claim to be straight.

>He looks at male assholes for pay
>I look at male assholes to check if I get a boner or not
we are not the same.

>He looks at male assholes for pay
>I look at male assholes to prove I'm not gay
would've been a much better post

gayneko above me saying he looks at male assholes

I said I only watch shrivix toks

you said 2 minutes ago that you look at male assholes, buddy

>>43938 #
someone has to make sure those holes are healthy

butthole inspectors are braver than the troops

wait why didnt i go to medical school to be a boobs inspector

ugly men need not apply. they want chads checking their boobs

>>43942 #
I'm not ugly, my ex-girlfriend said I was cute (this was 9 years ago)

My mother and my aunts all say I'm handsome

Doesn't count, your mother is obviously gonna say that and I've seen too many videos to believe aunts/nephew relationships are legal

A homeless lady and her man called me "so cute" on a bus ride a few months ago
Is this valid proof?

they were probably sizing you up to see if they can mug you

well, I didnt get mugged
All they did was tell me I looked like I could be a soccer player or actor

Come to think of it, the only people I have had no relation to that have complimented me have been ugly and drunk women
Whats up with that?

>only 49% of germans own their home
what in the hell

>>43949 #
for me it was ugly fat black women.

>>43951 #
Aside from somalians, I dont think Ive ever seen a fat black woman in my country
Speaking of somalians however, I dont think Ive ever NOT seen a fat somalian woman (adult one)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_home_ownership_rate
this is grim I tell you h'what

nekochen mansion in Laos when?

we can probably start a large commune in laos and no one would care

What if we call it something cool like Neko Rouge

thats not cool at all

>>43956 #
I get this epic reference

4channel.org is gone

4channel maybe, but fortunately the backup site 4chan is still around

gonna host a new imageboard called uuuuh 4chan.help whatcha think? what should I host there?

call it 4chon

whats that

Miku, Miku
You can call me Miku
Blue hair, blue tie,
hiding in your wi-fi
Open secret, everyone can find me

Dont ask any more stupid questions
You already know the answers

>>43965 #
GOOD SONG IS

>2 minute long tok of some girl with a make-believe disorder (DiD)

hello nekochen are you guys doing the neko

a video of drake shaking his dick was leaked and people are freaking out that they cant compete with him
but it didnt look that crazy tbh

dick expert here (i blogged earlier about how i watch gay porn daily just to check if im still straight), using measurement analysis i determined he's only 6.2 inches, nothing big

its probably like 7-8 territory

I didnt actually look at it naurrrr this neko above me went onto to duckduckgo and typed in "drake the rapper dick leaks" and clicked every image

no i just went on twitter and looked at the top posts for "drake"

hey gayneko did u end up listening to the alex g songs?

i forgo

>>43425 #
>>43433 #
neither song hit me like the first alex g song you posted did, i preferred gretel over forgive, but there wasn't much in it, i think gretel just sounded better.
>>43435 #
mis i think i dislike, or maybe i'm just not in the right mood for it, i think if i was sad i'd be vibing with this, but right now i'm not in the mood for whiny music, but i like whiny music sometimes so it's more of a mood thing. this also just sounds nicer than most whiny music, it's got a nice melody, it's relaxing. maybe it's not my kind of depression music, that's usually rawer, worse production whiny british guy cries into a mic as he plays the same 4 chords because he lives in a fucking shithole
>>43449 #
this song I like, though it is a struggle to understand the lyrics because of how he's singing

I can understand the lyrics of Pretend pretty easily as a ESL

>>43978 #
have you ever considered as an ESL that you're better at english than me?

possibly
I did a cambridge test earlier today to check my proficiency level and I got rated as C2 aka highly professional

I would not have believed you were an ESL when I first spoke to you, you speak english very well

being chronically online does that to a nekka

[YouTube] ???

some fun facts about me

>i wish i was in sherbrooke now
>im a broken man on a halifax pier
>the last of barret's privateers

someone give me the will to wakeup and go to class tomorrow

HOLY SHIT DRAKE'S DICK PICS LEAKED, TURN ON TWITTER

youre a few hours late neko

also its a video

HOLY FUCK RUSSIA JUST INVADED UKRAINE?!!?!? TURN ON THE NEWS

>born too late to explore earth
>born too early to explore space
>born just in time to be the only person connected to nekochen.net home of the neko

>talk music with a friend
>he now thinks I am properly crazy, a lost case and not possible to be fixed with therapist help
not my fault I listen to esoteric noise

>>43991 #
did you show him james blunt

Billy's leaving today,
don't know where he's a going,
Holds his head in disgrace,
he knows the price that he's paid
he admits that it's too late,
to admit that he's afraid

TOMORROW COMES
SORROW BECOMES HIS SOUL MATE
THE DAMAGE IS DONE
THE PRODIGAL SON IS TOO LATE

[YouTube] ???
>>43992 #
james blunt is mom core in the uk, we stan him over here fr fr

>>43992 #
who?

>>43996 #
See >>43993 #

Women are so wonderful bros

>>43997 #
is James blunt a song or what?
>>43999 #
literally just a 1920x1080 full black solid color image, on both monitors

>>44000 #
james blunt is a singer-songwriter. nice trips btw

https://nekochen.net/tt/44003