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Anonymous
is it jimmy carr?
Anonymous
no, it is a guy you have NEVER heard of
Anonymous
ricky gervais?
Anonymous
no, it is a guy you have NEVER heard of
Anonymous
that pinkerton guy that gervais picks on all the time?
Anonymous
(the guy with a head like a fukken orange)
Anonymous
just show us the comedian buddy, we will all watch his routine with you
Anonymous
sorry cant watch im also making a sandwich
Anonymous
(i will be making said sandwich the entire stand up routine)
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>>77072 #
it took the fake sandwichneko 18 minutes to NOT make a sandwich so I can imagine making one sandwich taking 14 minutes
Anonymous
[audience laughing]
Anonymous
That first comedy video we watched was so fucking funny I am still struggling to breathe (mostly due to whooping cough)
Anonymous
Thank you nekos, I'm glad I could spend my last few moments watching Ricky Gervais with you.
*coughs and fucking DIES*
Anonymous
>>77055 #
What is? (Sorry I was out and about doing some shopping)
Anonymous
wanna watch a really oldschool youtube video?
Anonymous
sure i'm on nekotube
Anonymous
the sheffield pony is going extinct and you are laughing? you evil evil man
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>>77080 #
the bit was about the shire horse :/
Anonymous
horse is horse
Anonymous
check egghead news he is beating the odds
Anonymous
I got further than this in like an hour of gametime. And I was more handsome with my facecam.
Anonymous
>>77085 #
the latter part is true though
Anonymous
time to bake an abbles thread edition
Anonymous
if it's a good abbles, go write ahead
Anonymous
He's going to post a bad abbles. He's the devilneko.
Anonymous
horrible standup comedy routine (i didnt watch, i was making a sandwich)
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>>77090 #
you missed two (2) good jokes in 25 minutes of routine
Anonymous
#claude How do police dogs not get injured when jumping through fiery hoops?
Police dogs are trained extensively to handle dangerous scenarios safely. Their training involves gradually exposing them to obstacles like fire in a controlled manner, allowing them to build confidence and learn proper techniques. Protective gear like flame-resistant suits and paw covers help shield them from injury during demonstrations. Careful handling and close veterinary oversight also ensure the dogs' wellbeing. The safety of the animals is the top priority during any police dog training or exhibition.
Anonymous
all nekos are fucking faggots
Anonymous
No we don't, we're all virginnekos.
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>>77097 #
oh yeah?? what if i pull up to your house!! fucking retard
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>>77100 #
SPOILERS Shady Sands becomes the NCR
Anonymous
>>77100 #
>nora has her vault jumpsuit unzipped that far down
S L U T
>>77106 #
Anonymous
it's the third different marc woman marc co-ops on stream with, while never talking to another guy
what the frick is wrong with him?
>>77105 #
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>>77104 #
can you explain what the fuck this post means
Anonymous
>>77103 #
i need norafawn in front of my eyes 24/7
Anonymous
should commission nora to cosplay your fallout norafu
Anonymous
should comission nora to be my wife
Anonymous
you wont need to pay her for that, the moment you meet she will already know that it is meant to be and has been for years
Anonymous
>>77103 #
Not always, depends on what I'm feeling like, sometimes I play human male fighter. Or dwarven male fighter.
Anonymous
whenever I play an RPG I always do the following
>human male
>fighter
>attack away dont even bother with persuasion
Anonymous
>>77117 #
Nah, this one is albion offline
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>>77112 #
looks a lot bigger than on google maps
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>>77123 #
i was testing the attach feature
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I am trying to have a serious VAMPIRE THE MASQUERADE chronicle and they keep making jokes about guys being "hung", as in having a big penis, when I am referring to them being HANGED as in "to death"
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>>77126 #
when I played dota frequently I was about 2200, which is pisslow for sure. I would probably be even lower than forsen is right now, due to not playing and rank/skill decay.
Anonymous
>>77126 #
Lmao, I'm 1800 now and I would get probably braindead enemies if I played solo.
Anonymous
>>77128 #
rome had some kino graffiti. I remember one where a guy threatened to kill, with the force of an angry god, to whoever it was that kept shitting on his porch
Anonymous
No. Both are funny.
Anonymous
please tell me you at least giggled at my funny meme using cat jpgs
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Anonymous
What is Vampire Masquerade even about? I dont mean just the video game but the whole TTRPG, is it just vampires hiding in the modern world?
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>>77139 #
its mostly about vampires trying to accumulate power, and have pissing contests (not literally, vampires can't pee regardless of how hung they are)
Anonymous
would playing vampire masquerade IRL give me a cute gf? it seems like something cute women would be into.
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Anonymous
I have run out of (tasty) bread
it is over
Anonymous
>>77141 #
gonna be honest with you here lad, I have experience with this. I regularly attend B.G.C and have met numerous 'girls' that play in one of the campaigns, which is vampire the masquerade (5th edition, YIKES)

Every. Single. Girl. that plays in that campaign is transgender and clapped.
You might be into that, but for me? I'll stick to my biological female girlfriends who are actually cute.
Anonymous
forsen is the worst lich I mightve ever seen
Anonymous
>>77141 #
my irl friend group in hs disintegrated because two orcish looking girls infiltrated, started dating two of the members and then cheated on them with others from the same group
we played vampire
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>>77145 #
lmao that almost sounds premeditated
Anonymous
>>77145 #
>my irl friend group in hs disintegrated because two orcish looking girls infiltrated, started dating two of the members and then cheated on them with others from the same group
didnt know ugly women could be femme fatales
Anonymous
i just tuned into the forsen stream, why would you pick lich
Anonymous
>Judges of transgression, intellectuals and lawyers, assassins and blood sorcerers; once known as Assamites, the Children of Haqim have recently joined the ranks of the Camarilla.
Yeah I want to play an RPG game where I roleplay as a LAWYER, no thanks Vampire MasquerLAME
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>>77149 #
Assamite players only pick that clan to be fighters, their unique discipline is weirdly broken and great at fighting. They also exclusively play them to be muslim stereotypes, as their clan is known to be prominent in the middle east.

It's weird, some clans are attached to certain regions, but most are just everywhere.
Setites are generally egyptian. Ravnos are generally gypsies or indian. etc
>>77153 #
Anonymous
All the tokkers I follow (with the obvious exception) are clapped and minging
I fear I have no good toks for the next thread
Anonymous
" Ventrue

Vampiric aristocracy, guardians of the Traditions and a pillar of the Camarilla, businessmen and politicians, sometimes archaic traditionalists, sometimes true entrepreneurs."

I think most nekochenners fit naturally in this category
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>>77152 #
The ventrue character in my session today just stood back as the rest of the party struggled to fight THREE bandits.
They kept slipping over in the mud and getting dirty and damaged. The ventrue stood back, proud, and spammed his overpowered discipline to force the bandits to fight each other.

Truly ventrue are superior.
>>77153 #
Gangrel are pretty cool, I've yet to have one in one of my games, but being an animalchad sounds fun.
Anonymous
>>77152 #
I do not
I am the neetcel life experiencelet
Anonymous
im making a new thread
Anonymous
shockingly, call of cthulhu is very popular in the ttrpg world

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