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#flip (flop)
HI FUNKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gonna kill myself yeah just like rebzyyx
Well, the nekomin made this thread, so rule 6 is official.
Unfortunately I've only been lurking for a year, so I still need to lurk moar.
ONE THING LEFT TO TRY
I've been here since post >>2 ➡ # but I am not the oldest neko
that man is more powerful than you can imagine. Some speculate he is Mr. Ing, a man of strong micturition
i was here when nekochen was just known as brainworm.surgery
i'd rather not disclose who i am
we wouldnt know either way lil pup read rule 6
>rule 6
i've been here since 2chen shut down doe :(
I've been on neko before it went up since I downloaded his repo an ran a local instance
this motherfuck was DRIPPED OUT
Cardinal Wolsey is a real one.
The problem with sturdy is getting too many other weird boards for coomers
This place needs more vera
>doge
heh
thats like that old meme no one remembers anymore......
LET THE RECORD SHOW I POSTED THAT PICTURE BEFORE HE DID, HE STOLE MY DOGE OF VENICE PICTURE
here is a classic nekochen tiktok.
OFF THE COAST OF ARGENTINA
this urine soaked city was once a maritime empire in the med sea.
killjoyneko bringing up MMR WHEN MY RANK IS SO MUCH HIGHER THAN HIS AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>57836 #
I am the killjoy neko (I used to main her until my wife DEADLOCK came out)
and I am a higher MMR than you in valorant, dota 2 and chess.com
look at this highly accurate killjoy cosplay for proof
fecundjoy
bought two new loaves of bread
I have become a sandwichneko again
neko trip to venice. I will row the gandolas
le busted blade
>>57842 #
some nice cheese, a thick layer of cream cheese (instead of butter) and some ham
for todays sandwiches it was a green onion cream cheese, a nice aged (and smoked? cant recall) gouda and some mustard-grilled ham
if you slowly eat every piece of a sandwich and replace it with a new piece is it still the same sandwich
>>57846 #
have you tried cheddar cheese and the cheapest ham available at the grocery store?
that's a classic, i lived on that in college.
>>57848 #
I havent eaten salmon in a long time but its really good
bought some grilled baltic herring earlier and I think also some other fish I was gonna eat but I cant remember what it was
>Recently, Italy was named the absolute worst for pickpocketing in Europe, and a majority of occurrences seem to be centered in the tourist hotspots of Rome, Milan, Florence, and of course, Venice, as it is one of the country's leading destinations.
Who is doing the pickpocketing?
>>57860 #
>worst for pickpocketing
does this mean it's bad for pickpocketing or for people who don't want to be robbed
are gypsies really that bad euro anons
meowmeow nekonies, have you all been good today?
do we miss it yet
rate the new fit
>nekonies
will never catch on
we prefer nekkers
nekoes
Fun fact: Neko means cat in japanese
you can tell its an ancient post when the codec shows aac and not h264
I've been blasting pullups the last two days. I'm coming for you pullupneko... BE afraid...
>>57891 #
I did some climbing earlier
climbed a few walls, no problem no biggie you know (Im kinda strong)
you are donezo
f for all the coomers on /d/... lost in limbo...
>>57891 #
>>57893 #
where do you guys do pullups, do you have gym equipment at home? or do you scoobymax and just do pullups off doors?
>>57893 #
>you are donezo
We'll see... I shalt not be defeated that easily.
I'm glad you've had fun climbing though, what level did you climb?
>>57896 #
I just have a bar mounted under my ceiling, far enough for me to be comfortable with since the ceiling is pretty high.
>>57899 #
>what level did you climb
I think 5a was the hardest I got up, only ever done it one other time than today
do the pullup anons fw this machine?
do the pullup anons fw THIS machine?
Is there any other imageboard with a /ttg/?
I like talking about toks but I hate all of you
>>57907 #
>that guy that spent 700 dollars on a toaster that only toasts one slice of very specific japanese bread
>>57902 #
>5a
Pretty good anyway, at least you can go up something. I would probably be like a baby since my fingers are definitely a weak point.
>>57903 #
Let's be honest, I'm a beginner when it comes to working out so I can't give you a experienced opinion, do what you feel is right is probably the best advice I can give you.
>>57905 #
>Only 16 donuts
Yea chump change, our resident donutneko will have to buy at LEAST 2 of those.
>>57909 #
what do you hate about /ttg/ anons
and why do you think another place would be any different?
there... like we never left
>>57915 #
do you only do calisthenics anon? or do you hit weights? you should invest in some lifting straps for pull movements. changed my life and 2x my back size
i can buy one of the toasters on ebay for 160 bucks
>>57917 #
>what do you hate about /ttg/ anons
Compare how this general looked before and after sturdy went down.
I want to get away from these people but they're everywhere.
>>57923 #
Calisthenics only for now but I have a little experience with weights. Not very much but I did weights at one point in my life.
>you should invest in some lifting straps for pull movements
Yea I'm slowly hitting the point where I'm going to have to buy equipment because you can only get so far by making the movements harder. I mean I'm still far off a free handstand pushup but that's pretty much the only goal left, and muscle up.
Otherwise I have to use weight to make the movements harder.
How come every time I watch tenshi's valorant tiktoks I want to reinstall, but whenever I remember the actual game I realise it is the worst shooter known to mankind
my tokfu doesnt know I exist but I know she thinks about me. I can feel her love.
We dont use the n word in nekochen. The only nword you should be using is neko
so we're like the crips but instead of avoiding words with b we avoid words with n
chatgpt play something in the way by nirvana
i wonder how much toast she can eat
Werid question here but do you pay rent or do you have your own home (owning it or live with parents that own it)
>>57925 #
>Compare how this general looked before and after sturdy went down.
Personally I'm gonna wait a week or 2. If the other site doesn't come online and they won't leave, tough luck. I've got more things going on in my life, even if I really like nekos.
this was henry the 8th and his 2nd wife anne boleyn
you CANNOT suffer in Albion.
>>57958 #
You rolled Mary Boleyn, Anne's sister.
She's my favourite character so far. She's a flirt. She's always toying with /ourguy/ Thomas Cromwell.
>>57960 #
That's Elizabethan era aesthetic, which is a little after the Protestant Revolution era aesthetic that Henry the 8th lived in.
ok real talk
who the fuck is vera?
We could have been posting dressed like this
>me
>my son (i hate him)
>my wife (i hate her)
i just want to watch the footy
>>57968 #
Sorry neko, I'm working out rn so I'm wearing practically nothing (it's very hot) (actually not that hot but I sweat easily)
DR CROMWELL?
I'm Henry 8th.
>Uhhh, you don't get to bring friends
>>57982 #
>If I split apart the church, would you die?
It would be extremely painful
>You're a big guy
UUUU
kay as a sleeping prinicess
The ship plan I just filed with the papacy lists me, my wives, chanceller cromwell here, but only ONE OF YOU. First one to talk gets to stay on my boat.
>>57985 #
it's over, you're funnier than me
hanging a dead man's body two years later is such a sore loser thing to do lmao
>>57992 #
That's a different cromwell, not even closely related.
Funny how England has had 2 seperate guys called Cromwell effectively rule the country over weak kings.
>>57994 #
wasnt aware, but now im interested in some movies on the english civil war. Any recommendations?
*is king of england for 18 years*
*never learns the language*
*spends less than 6 months actually in england*
nekkers does nekochen have a porn board
No.
bgc more like bacon glettuce comaco
mmm sandwich
will kay get her bf to do gay tok dances today #8ball (It can't be helped)
would you rather eat fudge or spruce?
>u'v got a loicense for that m8
oh no ivan doesnt know the nekostrat
no moar richie leaks for him
business idea: we all use the knowledge of portuguese we have gathered so far to only speak portuguese in the thread
and speaking inglês is bannable? could be the move
Tuchen.moe, home of the tuchens
>yo SOY
for all the new nekos
we watch this at least once a day
why doesn't AP apologize for being fat?
eu odeio estes macacos novos, porra
>see a funny tok
<reposted by CANTHINKY
ruined mah day
that sure was a HILARIOUS meme, well memed sturdybro
In Wolf Hall, the girl who plays Sketch from Skins plays a prophet, a supposed holy woman that receives visions from god called Elizabeth Barton, it's standard catholicslop, "hurr the king is gonna die for divorcing his legal wife and making himself head of the church, i love the pope and i love giving 50% of my income to the catholic church"
good tv show
"I wish I had spent more time posting about canthinky. Talking about canthinky. Making memes about Canthinky."
>>58052 #
Uau, você não disse que me odiava antes... Mas acho que todos nós estamos meio irritados ultimamente.
now that solo leveling is finished i might have to watch fiereen
>22 people in my nekochen
Neko.... has fallen.
>>58063 #
hes not even close to lucas
truenekos remember the three thread long dialectic we had trying to independently and objectively come to an answer on what his SMV was
>>58065 #
i wish i knew what SMV was but alas i am a fakeneko, a fraudneko, a liarneko, a falseneko, i will never be a realneko, i am not even norwooding
>>58062 #
Deixa pra lá, eu só estava testando se o chatgpt consegue falar português compreensível. Além disso, eu sou o funky postador :)
i just realized I have not read a single piece of literature from medieval era. I will do some reading in old english, spanish, and portuguese.
never start with the greeks.
Eu realmente não me importo que você me odeie
>>58073 #
Yea, I was just referring to the way that google translated your second sentence. It was probably way off tbh.
Boa noite my neko :)
stop speaking portuguese please.
eu vou melhorar o meu português no neko
this is an AMERICAN imageboard. we speaking AMERICAN here. god bless.
I'm gonna start dressing like this irl
look at the DRIP on this guy
four layers, 2 coats, a dumb hat
usually it helps to watch movies or tv shows when learning a language but i cant really recommend any portuguese tv. I hated every soap opera I've ever watched.
>Spiderman if he was a Tudor
This series has quite a few people that went onto be super famous, like Tom Holland and Claire Foy
Tom Holland as a british king and his weird looking gf as his new wife
non incel question, but why do women like vampires so much. What's the fantasy about
não é um filo de neko realmente se o seu browser não recomendar traduzir a folha de português para inglês
nekos velhos lembram
>>58106 #
You know, even ignoring the diversity culture war shit flinging for a second here. The way they always choose to cast very ugly black women is very suspicious man...
>>58102 #
Man you're learning it extremely fast, i remember when you picked the lang up a few months ago
>>58109 #
it's intentional, the ultra-rich are the ones forcing racial hatred. they'd prefer if the lower classes are divided, rather than united against THEM.
thats why racism came back recently, people started being aware that the real problems in society are the wealthy.
also another reason why they cast ugly actors for roles for people of colour, despite there being hundreds of attractive black women who act. they instead cast THE A-list british superstar, and some literally who girl.
Tom Holland is the most fuckable british twink in the world right now, pairing him up with an ugly literal who is just to make people angry.
>>58110 #
eu faço três coisas com o meu tempo
postando no neko, estudar português e... não sei
eu tenho LoL desinstallar (? não sei esta palavra em português)
o começo do meu viagem com português é dois mezes e duas semanas agora
obrigado pela suas pavalras simpáticas
>Tom Holland is the most fuckable british twink in the world right now,
I was reading your post up until here. I dont listen to GAY people. sorry, no offense. It's my principle.
Does he making your SPIDEY SENSES tingle ya fruit bowl?
kay should cosplay a portuguese girl
nekochen league of legends 5 stack when?????????
better not be a porn game neko.
One of the hardest games I ever played was unironically some shitty moe blob anime game called Recettear
ringdingringring
>>58132 #
sim, eu passo todos as minhas aulas com sem problema
>>58134 #
um jeito de morrer sturdyniggers
what are you studying in uni
um jeite de matar* minha culpa
jeito
bridge lawyers be like: sorry your bridge is too wide, thats illegal
xD
as juristas de pontes
oh fuck, any bridge lawyers on neko right now? i need some serious help
agora a gente vai aprender quinze palavras novas e reaprender 50 palavras velhas
a palavra numero um
>solo
em um frase
>o solo dos desertos é estéril.
qual é o significa da palavra 'solo'?
I made some hilarious posts today, but that's enough nekoing for this neko this nekoday.
Goodnight nekochen, home of the neko (and the 20 other tourists)
>>58152 #
soil is substrate of the ground, commonly mud and dirt and manure, its what plants grow in, and they also need brawndo: its got what plants crave
suggestion for the next neko stream
uh
did endchan boot /ttg/
it is 404ing
Anybody like Dune? Finished the series last night. Onto Children of Dune now. DUNC is dogshit.
>sturdychan is down
>endchan is down
lmao
>>58164 #
i liked the one from the 80s more than the newer ones despite it not being faithful to the books. It had its own soul and passion.
>>58167 #
DUNCtranny
>>58169 #
This.
>>58166 #
80s one is kino. The miniseries is syfy though. But look at how much SOVL it has
nobody posted on endchan anyways, the last 6 hours of posts were the same spambot
the only active community on endchan is agatha2 for some bizarre reason.
have you guys watched jacobs ladder
that was a good movie
Have you guys watched SAW?
what are some depressing movie kino
a revolução Industrial e as consequências deles foram um desastre para a raça humana
You can also say humanidade (humanity)
l00p
Loopziepoop
talvez passagem era melhor do que caminho
Há uma palavra em português que significa 'retard' do inglês?
retardado (retarded)
retardo (retard)
autista
eu gosto (do?) quando anons brasileiros se chamam anões
é fofo demais tehehehe
Eu odeio brasileiros
t. Manoel
>Eu odeio brasileiros
alguns fazem isso. eu não. eu adorei
retardo
sopa de macaco
That's the only Portuguese I know.
>>58230 #
se não me estás a trolar (improvável), o que estás a escrever não faz sentido nenhum gramaticalmente :3
How far have we all got into HYPERION
>>58231 #
>se não me estás a trolar (improvável),
mano, eu só estudei português para dois mezes, não percebo tudos xd
>>58236 #
sim português do brasil
I can understand argentines speaking spanish better than other portuguese speakers and other spanish speakers
>não conheço gramatica perfectamente em dois mzes
é acabou. vou aprender russisch
how do i filter spanish posters
>>58245 #
I'll stop speaking this shit language once all sturdies go back and stop posting the same teenage girl over and over again
What is this chud referencing to?
at least post some latam coomfus
at least dont be gay
maybe we should all speak french.
I miss sturd
crazy how there are two brapzillians though
I thought there were three.
>cenoura up his ass
lmao
>>58263 #
maybe there are but theres one guy who is nice to me and then the guy who just showed up with a cenoura up his ass
añglos can't ñ.
uma migalha de bucetinha, por favor
portugues sem acentes? claro
manga verde com sal
eh muito gostoso neh?
uma docura
meow hiiii nekos, what are you all up too??
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>>58286 #
hiii other crimmy poster, so what does that mean? good or bad?
>>58287 #
will do once it's back up
>>58302 #IMAGE DELETED BY 'mod'
how often does your gf cuddle you?
i like to post tokfus and look a birdies
dammit you cant post twitter vids on here either, i hoped it was a sturdy bug
are we hyped for emory's 18th birthday??
>another pitbull attack in the neighborhood
Yes. Always the nanny dogs
>>58315 #
happy early bday Emory. usually only buy stuff for Kay, might get her something for her bday
what will you nekos get her for her birthday?
>>58315 #
how many times do i have to tell you fags that emory is 16, her 18th birthday is only in 360+ days
>>58323 #
idk theres not alot of cool stuff you can do at 18 in the US anymore. cant even buy ciggys. she'll probably be groomed into joining the military
can we post emory here or is she too hot for nekomod
emory is by far the hottest tokker
me when waking up and walking into the new kay thread
i was told this place was less degen, i was lied to
emorybros.. truly the most oppressed race
hell yeah
canthinky is
manifesting
keyes
❤️❤️❤️
i wonder if it was something to do with that one anon getting doxxed
also her fake mole jumps from side to side with camera mirroring, way to go tard
inspos your tokfu
Built for hamas
Crazy that koto's last tok ever made she had big well rounded breasts.
>>58401 #IMAGE DELETED BY 'mod'
here https://gofile.io/d/86nUH1
it has a few new ones that you might not have made
emq used to be sooooo cute
this frame is kinda lewd
>>58430 #
unfortunately most of her best toks are no longer up
im sure at least one anon has an archiv for her
me and who? (in canthinky's window)
is there a chance that gofile boosts its download number
the number of downloads things posted here get always surprises me
what the f is this default theme
>>58461 #
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
also really cute tok
>>58463 #
tokkers just don't COMMIT like this anymore
she is trying her hardest there to make something entertaining and SUCCEDING
thanks for the mascots anony
love syd
Here's a reminder of how beautiful vera is.
In case you forgot
so fucking lame
he seems much more comfortable as a she
>kay feet collage permanently etched unto sturdy popular
what happened to sturdy
its really emblematic how the final popular
is belle delphine at #1
with all kays surrounding her
>>58495 #
i don't think the soyjack guys a actually capable of raiding successfully
they tried with /ttg/ multiple times and it was so limp dicked
we're all gonna make it anonies, we're all gonna have a cute kayfu to spend boring nights with
i wish for snuow to share her shoe size
surely she had a wishlist
with this vital information
talking about mothi, she (once again) deleted every tok
asaaarrrrghh
mothi never did the poseeee
fun tiktok fact i just found out:
if you go on the search bar and you write the name of any european country or canada, the first auto-complete suggestion will be immigration
it's grim, lads
>>58555 #
i find it pretty sad that women will never comprehend that any amount of makeup, fake eyelashes, piercings and whatever other shit they put on their faces is making them any cuter, the best look they can have is just having nothing at all and being natural
are we allowed to post the latest angel here?
>>58557 #
She is still wearing a little makeup here and the camera comes with its filters to make your skin more unblemished.
Overly done makeup is repulsive though
>makes ironic tok about falling down alt right pipeline
>dates a crossdresser
>>58563 #
He didnt crossdress before dating her
That said if you look at 'altright' tiktok its literally just memes and aesthetic. Its pretty dumb
>>58562 #
>She is still wearing a little makeup here
im aware anonie, the video was only slightly related
Kay have fun at the convention!!
how do we feel about fake ari?
i kind of like long ari instead of fake ari. this girl is atleast 5'4
this could have been you _
my face when im kay's "cousin"
<jobe in 20 years looking through his kay archive
also what did she mean by that
kay should make that person do that feet pose
Do you like my feet?
in regards to those kay posts
ew
shot that negger right between his eyes
Kayposter
Morenlike gayposter
Are you enjoying the con kay? I'll be seeing you soon
what did nekomin do to make h264 playable crossbrowser
you can see his soul crushing
hes just focusing all his effort on hiding the stiffy
as would i
agnostic 8ball sucks
I used to think kay was a good person
>Have another dream where a girl is laying her head on my shoulder and I am hugging her
>Can actually feel her warmth in my dream
>Wake up
I can't go on like this
see kora thats how a midfu earns a download
#autobahnBANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
>I'll let you date me if you let me publicly humiliate and emasculate youBANNED BY 'system' FOR 1 HOUR FOR "brum brum"
#autobahn
bro what the fuck are these kayposters doing? scared all the hoes away
i have kay in my quick access...
look at this cute kay
will hydrogen engines be a thing
>>58681 #
because kino music
[YouTube] ???
>>58681 #
DUDE IM LITERALLY WRITING A PAPER ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW WTF STOP HACKING ME
nah but fr i need Toyota to get their ass in gear and give me a big turbo inline 6 or hot inside v8 running on hydrogen or ammonia
[YouTube] ???
idk look at this >>58689 #
idk why i woke up and my dick was painted red wtf
>>58690 #
apparently they have a vehicle called the mirai that has been made and sold since 2014 never heard of it
wowow i feel happy whenever i see kay!!!
kay is so pretty and funny!
the edgy era has not even begun
>>58697 #
makes sense since its a chicken and egg issue and fueling stations would need subsidies to cater to a minority thing
>>58706 #
yeah the mirai as cool as it is, is essentially just a worse EV. hydrogen only makes sense in my eyes as a quick alternative to gasoline. too many hurdles in having vehicles switch over though. not quite as simple as having a multifuel system with natural gas or propane.
a big turbo v8 that emits next to 0 carbon emissions would be so sick or maybe bring back v10s
how you guys cope with the fact that we're gonna lose her within 2 years
how old is vera?
there is this one girl whose look is like a curse to me
>>58711 #
i wonder how many of you were around when bonbi was at her peak
oh man i miss the good times, now it's so different, nowhere close to what we had back then (in a bad way)
also lowkey thinking i might be the only one autistic enough to still be in these threads, from all the friends i made back then i still have only like 2 contacts and they don'g give a fuck about tokfus anymore
>>58718 #
[YouTube] ???
i remember watching this in 2018 and being so in love with bonbi
how do people get groomed just turn off your phone/computer and listen to your parents
how much can i be expected to tolerate?
Need to hear a full cover from Emory. Or Kay. I think that would be nice.
I’m out right now so the video of Emory singing is taking forever to upload RIP. Will post it when I can, unless someone can get to it first.
Emory has a wonderful singing voice. Even when she’s nervous she really pulled through.
imagine if kay could sing
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nope
IMAGE DELETED BY 'mod'loser pit
very sad, i learnt that blonde hair disappears as you grow older
what was worse nat with the flip, or kay with the twinks?
>>58756 #
she has a hard time maintaining relationships w girls so she just gets boys to do girly things simple as
imagine if kay had a normal bf and expressed interest in his hobbies, she'd never do that
i suppose i can understand why shed want a lady boy after what her eshay dad did to her mom
>>58769 #
>kayposters frequently cheat on her with other tokfus as well
I WOULD. NEVER. EVER. CHEAT ON KAY.
i hear she also is a big cheater in overwatch and fortnite fyi
kay's actually cheating with me in here d*scord general vc right now, cya losers hhahahhahahahhahaha
hop on aram pussy
I took a break from sturdy chan to binge play video games for a week and wHEN I checked back it was GONE?! hellO?
she has the stretchiest skin
>>58805 #
uh they're a "girl" now? does that count? they aren't hot though and weren't a girl back then
i like how tokkers think they found safety but undershorts are already being fetishized
yeah when i was 14 i boosted mommies on overwatch for pics
The future of tokfu will be AI
I'm not even upset, just disappointed, and a little disturbed tbh
>>58828 #
SHES SO. FUCKING. CUTE.
ITS LIKE THE REST OF THE IMAGE ISNT THERE
JUST KAY
IN MY EYES JUST KAY
SO PRETTY
when did the sturds crumble?
>>58838 #
i want my sturdy back
i want my post perigee back
i want my post stoop back
i want my archive thread where nobody responds back
i want my megu back
i want my loser hours back
ATLEAST ./D/ IS GONE
first post
>>58855 #
im gonna go w my gut on this one and say yes, mostly because of the behavior/dynamic described
i put my style to moe and now we back to normal
gonna spray
>neko is still super active
my smile and optimism gone
does this count?
we are kings without a kingdom
i act like this nigga
kay and her boyfriend look good together, the love is clearly in the air theyre like romeo and juliet, hes like ryan gosling from notebook
gyatt
i like his knees more no hebe oh shit i mean no homo
bet grandpa loves kay's lady friend
ive been up all night but im having coffee now anyways
kay leggies driving me krazy
KRAZY FOR KAY UUOOOOH
is that supposed to be the life is strange girl or Kay
>still here
>now they're going through her footage frame by frame
Yeap, good luck nekomin, I'm off for at least 8 hours. Maybe even longer, I can just monitor the movie night by twitch.
Really reminded me of why I left turdy in the first place.
my tokfu started to post her toks with her boyfriend (not kay)
its too late
She looked so surprised at the end.
I use only one screen and do one thing at a time.
I'm going to kill myself tonight. I've already taken care of everything. All that's left is to leave this realm forever.
Goodbye ttg
whyd it get so quiet...
he must have seen the new kays
bring back my tradthinky
who does kay usually post here anons? now that she's incognito thats the only way we'll know she's here
yjk she dropped a stink bomb
women sit down to pee
sure do
Reki might be the nora poster
in her "6 cosplayers you really admire" she put nora and cinnanoe
who else posts nora and cinnanoe?
you are all my frierens
laggychen
who we groomin today
Three little maids from school are we. Pert as a school-girl well can be. Filled to the brim with girlish glee
that's funny
so how much does kay regret that p-power tok? is that the most sexual thing she's done?
>>58992 #
that song is still stuck in my head
[YouTube] ???
it's like asking someone how much you regret making your greatest work
makes no sense
>>59003 #
damn u missed out
>>59001 #
i guess i thought she was innocent and would regret that kind of stuff
>>59005 #
is this what you were talking about? I have it saved as a different filename and it didnt even cross my mind because it's so unattractive to me.
quick reminder:
I dont think dating some used up junkie is making it. Also I think the fat brazilian stalks with some dedicated discord group. Some canadian guy mistook me for him on 4chan once when I posted about her.
guys look at this strange tt account
reposts of unwatermarked toks from /ttg/ tokfus but the descriptions are in chinese
https://www.tiktok.com/@charlene..choi
I knew about marky and her meth addiction going back to 2014 or so. No I wouldnt. She is property of Sam Hyde.
is there like a ttg pyramid of stuff only oldfags will remember?
>>59005 #
i just caught myself on a thought that i don't have any emotional response to this tok
i don't find it funny, don't find it hot, maybe i could find it cringe if i cared, but i kinda just don't give a fuck
there's like very little body visible in the frame, she made some better works in that regard, to be frank with y'all
no hips = no hot, change my mind
>>58904 #
yeah, ive scrolled through the 700 posts made in the last 10 hours and theres not a single interesting one
>>59028 #
You're spending an awful lot of time to write this post since you do not give a fuck about it.
What is it about that australian that turns anon into an obsessive retard?
>>59033 #
yeah Im not going to even attempt to nekopost when there are exactly 26 niggers flooding my board with their shit
meow look at this silly cat
what do
OMG how do HEVCs play on this site on firefox thankgod
i thought it was some random british boy
its my 1 year parasocial anniversary with Kay soon
what will be the next kay youtube vidyo
GOT NO TOKS
GOT NO WIFE
Kay is buckbreaking her new man
kay noo!!
kurusaki's drip
new tokfu alert
kay got mogged
I wonder if she turned the camera off when she changed
told myself i was finished with kay when she left...
fell in love with her all over again bros...
GOOD MORNING NEKOS, AS IN THE NEKOS THAT POSTED ON NEKOCHEN PRIOR TO APRIL 2024.
people here talk differently nice to have a board without drama
i look like this to get a kay wife
What a time to be alive.
https://boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/197990696
drippyyyyyyyyyyy
ahhyeaaahhAHHHoohhAhhWEEoooWEEYEAHHHHH
goodnight sturdy-nekobros
while you guys were orbiting kay i met a teenage egirl on overwatch
we are not the same
look at this lil pig family
aint nature wonderful
would post new kay toks she just dropped but im so tired im gonna sleep and watch them tomorrow
if you have never experienced teenage love, its like literally over, theres no way for you to recover
kay so silly meowmeowmeowmeow
<3
someone tell kay for me that it's pretty fucking weakmind to suddenly be obsessed with armour right after nora does her armour drop
new game just dropped
>30 people on here
You know I was never anti immigrant until I became a minority. GET OUT GETOU GET OUT
business idea: making a nekochen board on endchan since all the migrants are here.
endchan is fine but liveposting >>> deadposting
because youre a newfag post covid era newfag
someone tell Kay for me
thatshe's too silly
meowkay
HAIL TO LOSER'S TUMMY
>no sturdy
>still kayspammers
>still losercucks
this is hell. we are in hell.
>Monday Breakfast: 2 donuts
>Monday Lunch: A single slice of bread with butter (wouldve rather eaten candy)
>Monday Dinner: Peanut Cringlechips with 2 Kinder Eggs
>Tuesday Breakfast: Churros with extra sugar
>Tuesday Lunch: Rice cakes and candy (Why eat something gross when you can eat something tasty?)
>Tuesday Dinner: 6 Mozarella sticks & One pint of Ben&Jerrys
>Wednesday Breakfast: Canned whipped cream and fudge sauce
>Wednesday Lunch: Popcorn and a bit of chocolate mousse
>Wednesday Dinner: Chocolate pudding
>Thursday Breakfast:: Moschi and Chips & dipp
>Thursday Lunch: Pan pizza and cheese doodles
>Thursday Dinner: Chips, dipp and candy
This is what SV HO eats in a week
Sweden is fucking doomed
making a big mess facepainting with kay
the --cookies-from-browser flag on ytdlp is so good wtf
This is the only active thread right now correct?
Active?
As a tourist here, I won't be posting since it seems you guys dislike outsiders so much. I haven't found a reason for it. Anyway, have a great weekend! Hopefully, the other site will be up soon
>>59198 #
dont bother
the other natives have stopped posting and wont be back for a week
hopefully you guys have left by then so just post until then who cares
I've been posting here for two days, am I an oldneko? I have been here since thread #27
should I get back into valorant? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
damn.
Never understood what the difference between magnet download and torrent download was, my dad just taught me that magnet was the button to press almost 2 decades ago
I liked Divinity 2 Original sin than I liked Baldur's gate 3.
New apple has me so hard
yeah im not into kids sorry
kay is so pretty
Back to the lovely days of my bored gf kay spamming on tiktok 🥰
can the tranny fix the other site already, you subhumans are ruining nekochen
challenge: dont talk about kay for 1 hour
FAILURE.
YOU HAVE FAILED THE CHALLENGE IN 23 SECONDS.
okay new attempt
challenge: dont talk about kay for 1 hour
Her cosplay is incredibly impressive, a captivating transformation that showcases remarkable talent and creativity.
oldnekos know a tok with that audio that mogs apple's
oldnekos dont remember acid ever making a tok set to that audio thoughever.
>he hasnt seen the rare acid once posted neko exclusive
Acid? More like… basic
do you guys like tik tok rizz party
moetrons needs to come back and marry me
sturd = degen
neko = pure
nekochen in april of 2024 is literally like the This is England movie
and I am Combo
this is what it feels like to post on nekochen in april 2024
the world around me has gone mad and i am coping with the madness by going literally insane, insane like donald dark, from the hit film donnie darko.
or maybe the ugly guy from PRISONERS
>>59255 #
>opens arms
THIS IS NEKO
>points to head
THIS IS NEKO
>points to heart
and THIS IS NEKO
kino scene when Combo, the original neko, did that
the admin of sturdy is trying to restore the site from different backups but nothing works
i thought trans people were supposed to be good at computers?
>>59258 #
That's what this site has been build on, proud nekos. Proud fucking posters! Two days this tiny fucking website has been raped and pillaged by people... two fucking days! Nekos have laid down their lives for this. For this... and for what? So turdies can stick their fucking kids on the site and say yeah! This is Neko. And this is Neko, and this is Neko.
>>59269 #
why do that and not just ban every IP that hasn't posted on the site before?
or just ban everyone that is obviously a tourist?
if you're willing to take down the site, banning people is a little more work and better for the normal posters
if i was adminny i would put neko down for two months until neggers find a new place to kick their balls
>>59263 #
very good post. i have upvoted you.
and here's a tok to prove i am a certified ancient neko.
>...i had experience with gay people. and these gay people tried to force me to do stuff or otherwise they would tell
pure kino
you just need 1 day of this site offline, everyone will migrate to endchan
Look at these little fuckin' sewer rats, look. Fuckin' vermin. Boys!
Now that's OUR chen now, right? And WE'RE postin' 'ere, so I suggest you take fuckin' Tweedledum and Tweedledee and fuck off home to Endchan. If I see you in my threads again...
...I'll slash ya, and it'll be an 'undred times fuckin' worse, alright?
Now run 'ome, cuz turdi's postin' cunny. Go on.
idk why nekochenners hate sturdy posters but i hate kayspammers as much
endchan posters were the best
>>59294 #
I, like any normal person, have a large folder of shiro jpgs, pngs and tiktoks.
She's so cute. Her and Warlockracy are the only good things about Russia and both left the country, at this point we can just nuke russia.
I cant look at shiro, she just looks like a guy from my elementary school classes called Elias
he was such a sperg and I wouldnt be surprised if he was a tranny now
>>59299 #
Yes, but that's always been a temporary stepping stone. iirc she's been trying to move to an EU country as a permanent resident, I think Germany was her main choice. Turkey was just a temporary thing she moved to immediately after the ukraine invasion, she's still there though
admin should TSD (total sturdy death)
if we're posting Noemi twitch clips, here's a nekochen classic.
Whisper is so slow at transcribing speech
I DONT WASH MY HAAAANDS
and nobody in the crowd was laughing
because the joke was too obvious and not really funny
give me ttg iceberg
That iceberg is so old that I doubt anyone asking for it even knows what half of it means by now
do modern sturdy posters even know what 'Luna posts' refers to? jfc
sometimes I wish some anons were dead
goodnight lunaboster
oh fuck he said it right after i said they dont know it
and im gonna say it again
goodnight lunaboster x2
how are you nekos doing?
hidden
unhidden
hidden (im a different neko)
40min without a kay post is pretty goodIMAGE DELETED BY 'mod'
i feel like parents that cant control their children (sorry nekochen)
schizo moment
>>59347 #
I'm not weird??? what the fuck anon
I just wuvs kayyyy :3
Loving Kay is all the payment I need
i wonder what will neko adminny do to a russian spammy poster
crimmy poster is here too oh ma gooood hell naw
you faggots are the one who contributed to my hatred to the tokfus
og nekochen poster here i love bonbi
i wish your spam would be more creative and entertaining than just plane reposting
does nekochenners likes nora?
>>59370 #
I like noras cute outfits and armours, I dont like toks like the one you posted where she's half naked
post kibo
any /fa/ggots around?
>>59376 #
any general guides for casual clothes based on body type?
I'm planning on redoing a large part of my wardrobe for summer
>>59377 #
https://www.michael84.co.uk/dress-for-your-body-type-mens-style-guide/
read this entire page and subscribe
>>59379 #
entirely depends on what style youre going for
if you want something casual and not adherent to any specific style, just get fitting clothing with straight cut pants
if you wanna dress like a hobo then get everything oversized and try to aim for silhouettes
Do you eber fantasize about living somewhere remote like a tiny island in the pacific?
the day i was supposed to stop ocd post reading everything and then sturdy goes down. i have withdrawals. i have read this thread and endchan lastest thread to make up for it
2 hours and whisper has only transcribed 19 minutes of audio
zzzzzz
any anon has personal contact with the other admin? is he fixing the site?
>reading 120k posts of sturdy
>for free
christ
>>59404 #
i was going to read from the beginning but i did some maths and it would have taken like ~66.6 days with reading 12 hours a day. its usually about 1.5-2.5 hours for me to keep up with each thread a day
guess i post here now
nekochen admin never worked so hard in his life
>>59420 #
i kinda feel bad (only a tiny bit) for sturdy admin for being only mod. and having to read everything, not just tv ttg but d and everything else. must be a huge time sink
>>59428 #
you know you can open sturdy right now and see the front page and see that it was 1.6 TB? dumbass
>>59422 #
she's the one who made the other boards, she gave herself more stuff to moderate, i thought trannies were supposed to be smart and autistic
Never heard of it put that way.
>browsing lesbian fashion advice
OMG, what are you... GAY?!? eww
I literally can't stop thinking about kay she's seriously become my whole life
I wake up and think about her and watch for her new posts
Before I sleep I check all her accounts
I love her so much
not my problem
i hope he see it
kay spamming is banned here?
For the actual nekos still present
Movie night starts 10 past as usual, tonight its
'Non' Ou Vã Gloria De Mandar (1990) with english subs
In the same place as usual but I will not be posting the link this time, pretty sure you'll know it tho
Run time: 1h47min
>>59455 #
I cant stop you if you find yourself there but if you cant behave I'll just ban you
oh all the kayniggers are here too, i knew it was too good to be true
>>59451 #
:( i was going to ask if non nekos were welcome. i miss having friends to watch old historical/esoterical films with.
>>59451 #
>Non ou la Vaine Gloire de commander (Non, ou a Vã Gloria de Mandar) est un film franco-hispano-portugais réalisé par Manoel de Oliveira, sorti en 1990.
what is about?
>>59451 #
i mean, i had no intention of being a dickhead or trying to derail anything but i understand when im not welcome somewhere
>>59459 #
You're not explicitly not welcome, just that I am not extending my hand to the rest of you out of courtesy
If you want to join, read rule 6
Can we get a kot thread please so I can post kitties like lynx :3
me checking on my tokfu's tiktok today
>he called it sturdychan
>it is actually very feeble.
Laughing out loud right now
>she
post kibo or ll or peri
For the actual nekos still present
Movie night starts 10 past as usual, tonight its
'Non' Ou Vã Gloria De Mandar (1990) with english subs
In the same place as usual but I will not be posting the link this time, pretty sure you'll know it tho
Run time: 1h47min
syncwatch
I saw a tiktok that said that 54% of adults dont know how to swim?
How do you not know, is that people who couldnt afford lessons
I also know far too many people who don’t know how to ride a bike too
I can ride a bike, swim, and drive despite being functionally retarded.
Simple foods, rice potatoes beef and tomato salad.
cool cool
THANK YOU ANONY
for buying kays frieren cos!
Kay is very grateful! <3
Stupid dumb kay nigger poster
I've watched that movie
It's pretty much "war bad"
do not join the movie watch thing
[YouTube] ???
here is a patriotic portuguese song from the war in that era
>>59495 #
Why are you posting nationalistic songs just minutes before watching the most anti-patriotic movie this country has ever made.
>>59500 #
At least post the funny version then
[YouTube] ???
I am ignorant of how portugal's colonial system in africa was set up. but angola would be a comfier place if they had settlers the way the boers settled in south africa. Angola probably had way too many people for that to happen though.
post cute tokfu
I walk places sometimes
i fantasize about bad things to tokfus sometimes
god i hate my tokfu why would she find a shrimp bf who is also a countryman of hers and i live in a fucking nowhere
she said she is lesb but no she is straight as fuck as i knew fuckfuckfuck
I want to say something rule breaking about my unidentified tokfu
michael cera in the back
woah they just namedropped the place where i live in the movie!!!!
nvm
>the prince has died
me waiting for tokfus to be posted
look
>>59538 #
unlike admin of sturdychan, nekochen admin is always here and ready to ban
>>59542 #
no its my brain messing with names
i want one
who is on megutv atm
now? thats bubs
bubswiggle we call her
>>59558 #
well we obviously missed it you fucking silly dude. maybe if you saved and posted the tok you'd get an answer but now its gone forever
>you fucking silly dude
hey, watch your language please
i wont sprucing change my fudging language just to appease you newfrogs
hes having a meal on the train
>>59574 #
she hardly ever gets posted on sturdy. she might now be in my top 5/10. i feel like sturdy should have like a directory of the top 100 most popular tokfus with a few vids each so newfags can know all of them quickly and easily. kinda like the tokfu height chart
MY TOFKU SENT ME A GIFT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i cant reveal who and what it was bc its like 1 of 10 but its actually so cool
>>59588 #
okay its pink and has stickers
>>59584 #
i may start browsing neko more often. am i correct in assuming its generally filled with more pleasantness and less toxicity. i kinda do like the occaisional toxicness and arguing and shitposting on sturdy though. but i also like it when ppl are just nice.
would any nekonies want to frot with me..?
>>59587 #
this is a more pleasant and friendly place (when it's not housing 20+ refugees from the other site)
>>59595 #
in the last 6 months, prior to the arrival of all the new posters, he only ever banned spambots.
people don't get banned on neko because it's a small site and nobody breaks the rules here.
>>59595 #
nobody steps out of line here
genuinely only 3 things have ever been banned here
1. spambots
2. bonbinigger
3. some guy who came and spammed gore
the new germ and i get to post it
>>59597 #
>>59596 #
Well I hope he's going to be stricter than Sturdmin, this general needs moderation
i got banned from sturdy like a week or two ago just for saying i was thinking about reading all the threads here and endchan
>>59606 #
yes because he had an inferiority complex given that we just dediced not to like him and left
>>59608 #
i dont really know the lore behind the great schizm as i only found sturdy like 4/5 months ago and only started browsing/posting a lot a month and a half ago
>>59610 #
try not to think too much about it, its really not that interesting
having it be a mystery is more intriguing for you, I reckon
>>59610 #
2chen died and then it was a free for all to make a new site surdy and neko where the two largest successors to the title
need exmormon wife like loser or el
>>59607 #
Docking is putting one inside the other's foreskin
Frotting is like putting two hotdogs in one bun, with no bun
we really need to gatekeep more or this won't end well
>>59625 #
>>59632 #
what do the mormons even believe
isn't their religion a little bit whacky even if the people are mostly alright
>>59611 #
im okay with a little mystery
>>59612 #
i see
>>59613 #
it was from a kay stream in december i believe. i then googled sturdy. and that became the first imageboard ive ever regularly used
>>59633 #
think Baptist protestants + an extra book that adds a bunch of funny beliefs and rules. the really op thing about being LDS is access and favor from other mormons (very jewish in this aspect). also close to free tuition at BYU which is a pretty good school.
>>59612 #
there was takeurmeds or maybe some other site and the admin shut it down simply because 1 or 2 people complained about people posting HEVC files
>>59643 #
yeah they got some pretty wonky stuff like that. they have living prophets though so they can change rules all willy nilly and such
>>59641 #
late 20s
>>59644 #
can i ask why? other than the recent influx of sturdy/kay posters?
>>59646 #
i am indeed
>>59650 #
no, just grew up around alot of mormons and have alot of mormon friends.
>>59652 #
also not from utah
>>59653 #
i appreciate that annonie. ill definitely be browsing for the next few days until sturdy reopens, and then i might start browsing both together.
i miss sturdy so bad
how are the nekos doing today??
hidden
visible
>>59665 #
do you just flicker your eyeballs up and down really quickly or something
what is the intended viewing experience here
>save a womens pics without asking to
absolutely devlish on my end
important note: crimmy poster's cock is blocked
i will never understand why you guys like to talk about penises and gooning and docking all the time
very cavemanlike behavior
You will never goon, or dock, or talk about penises its joever
cringiest tok of this year
oomf all out of cummiesBANNED BY 'admin' FOR 1 MINUTE FOR "shut up about your dick jesus christ"
im afraid of needles.
nekochen has fallen
>37 people here
it's OVER
is nekochen admin a woman?
This one fucking teen mom that always streams with her ugly ass toddler keeps crashing my fyp
@admin is this 2chen approved?
is megu running slow for anyone else atm or is it just me?
the herpes is still there
fix your volume rock you tard
>>59766 #
he did post koto but he wasnt a kotoposter that posted her enough to be called a kotoposter
>HPV infection is common: Nearly all sexually active people, regardless of their sex, gender identity, or sexual orientation, are infected with HPV within months to a few years of becoming sexually active. Around half of these infections are with a high-risk HPV type.
incels will inherit the earth
herp also absorbs sound evidently
real talk if the hevc complaining was enough to scare tum-min he didnt have the stuff to keep going
that being said i like tum a lot
>>59771 #
koto was one of the first tokkers he really liked though
he definitely joined in on the kotoposting on 2chen
everybody is a kotoposter
>Globally, it is estimated that 620 000 new cancer cases in women and 70 000 new cancer cases in men were caused by HPV in 2019 (1).
apparently it can cause peeni cancersorry for talking about penises moeminbut for some reason is less common
nekochen are delusional they really believe sturdposters are coomers
open a grammar book for once dumbass
>>59810 #IMAGE DELETED BY 'mod'
well at least we know your not a coomerbecause you physically can't
kidney's, feet, lips infected, damn rocky is oozing unhealthiness
>>59808 #
sturdy is insanely coomery it's probably the worst thing about it
it's near-constant coomer bait
>>59823 #
even if this is true, and i don't think it is, constantly talking about gooning and dumming and posting only lewd tokkers and toks is boring and shit
