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Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm7300989088843205894 guys I'm so sorry for not posting anything, I wanted to make cool content but it's extremely hot here and I just can't ¯_(ツ)_¯ #scaramouche #scaramouchegenshinimpact #scaramou.mp4􀄩􀂺􀉣
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2. No personal contact with any tokkers
3. No doxx
4. No discord usage
5. No skipping meds

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Anonymous
>>30390 #
sry my T levels are too low to play sage, I can only play characters that have high T themselves so I can compensate for my lack
>>30392 #
Anonymous
>>30395 #
I was never fecking nice, I'm a deadlock main, we're all rude just like our norgefu
Anonymous
lazyneko have you read the chapter yet?
>>30398 #
Anonymous
>>30404 #
Is this like a new scam savings account? Like beyond meat is supposed to be "meat"?
>>30407 #
Anonymous
I love my tokfu
Anonymous
>>30407 #
You're definitely not my nekka <3
Anonymous
I haven't drank in over a year. Last time I drank wasn't even in the same continent, hell, it was a different hemisphere
>>30414 #
Anonymous
>>30415 #
Oh, I member the pictures, very nice :)
Anonymous
oh yeah you postin nigga
you finna post nigga
>>30418 #
Anonymous
Tiktok ruined my taste in women. I used to like cute cottagecore redheads, now I like alt girls with facial piercings and BPD
>>30420 #>>30422 #
Anonymous
>>30419 #
pre-ttg i used to like tomboys
then i started to like normal girls
now ive started to like tomboys again so its both
Anonymous
I keep seeing girls with boni hair
>>30423 #
Anonymous
>>30419 #
The only bad thing for me is seeing all the cute women and thinking I might have a chance finding someone like that IRL. Which probably won't happen or I am not even able to match up with a girl like that.
Anonymous
>>30423 #
Blue and pink half and half curly hair
Anonymous
>>30425 #
I'm not a boni bro, por favor for getting Michael flora Brasilia 's hair wrong
>>30427 #
I have like twenty boni toys saved
>>30427 #
Anonymous
>>30429 #
>I've just learned that boni was 159 cm 3 years ago
from what?
>>30434 #
Anonymous
>>30432 #
how many times now have you said this
Anonymous
>>30431 #
I was looking for some boni tok to post and I've clicked on this but decided against posting it before, but since you asked
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Anonymous
that lines up with my assumption that she is probably 5'6'' - 5'7'' now, mogging all the smallfus
>>30436 #
Anonymous
>>30435 #
She is most probably around 163 cm right now, growth spurt for women stops at 14.
>>30437 #
Anonymous
>>30436 #
I doubt shes only grown an inch since she was 14
>spurt
yes, a spurt, that doesnt mean their bone plates fuse by then
>>30438 #
Anonymous
>youngest brother texted his dad (my step-dad) asking him to divorce our mum so he (the brother) would get more money and could buy a "cheap" £1500 gaming PC
this kid is literally satan incarnate, how can he be so retarded and yet so malicious
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Anonymous
>>30440 #
sounds like the crazy consequence-disregarding spur of thought that an 8 year old could have
if hes older than that, maybe he is satan
>>30442 #
Anonymous
>>30440 #
Well the fork knife machine ain't gonna pay for itself right?
That's the kind of stuff I would be ashamed of on random day 10 years later
>>30445 #
Anonymous
>>30444 #
Unfortunately I think he's an NPC, I doubt he feels shame. The other day after our parents got home from shopping they bought a pack of 4 donuts, 1 for him, 1 for me, 1 for each of them.

He deadass ate TWO DONUTS.
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Anonymous
>>30445 #
maybe the craving for donuts runs in the family
Anonymous
>>30445 #
Well, he's still pretty young. I remember being very very angry at his age at my parents.
>>30448 #
Anonymous
>>30447 #
I can tell from the tokkers that you post that you are a very intelligent person, and handsome! so I imagine at his age you probably had thrice the brainpower this little tyke has, so your anger was vaguely justified, in a twisted machievellian way.
>>30449 #
I can tell from how he was typing that he's a rekiposter
>>30451 #
Anonymous
how do you even know what tokkers that neko posts
>>30448 #
Anonymous
idk man I dont like liars
Anonymous
>>30448 #
>the rizz
Thank you neko but I don't think I deserve that.
>your anger was vaguely justified
It wasn't entirely without reason but it was going a little overboard. Thankfully I rarely acted upon it (I don't remember doing anything that stupid) and as I aged I've learned to be able to control my feelings better.
Anonymous
>someone dodged
>get a new lobby
>it's with a girl I've played with before and once q'd with
>I left the lobby after she wanted to 5 stack with 3 of the most obnoxiously thirsty guys I've ever heard
>they wouldn't shut the fuck up with their bad jokes during over time
>she hovers deadlock, my agentfu
>I snipe it
>luckily someone dodges and I dont have to reveal that I've played with her before
it's so over, valorant has to be dead if im running into the same people I played with 4 days ago.
Anonymous
life is feeling incredibly empty as of late
might fully convert to one of those people that just watches movies all the time
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Anonymous
>>30457 #
any movie that seems interesting in the moment, like the ones we watch on neko night
Anonymous
>>30457 #
No I got double pineapple
Anonymous
>>30455 #
It's not that bad, you might catch up on some older flicks. I would do it but I'm not in a position to do anything but stare at the wall and rethink life choices rn
Anonymous
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this tok makes me laugh every time. imagine agent mulder just sitting there in a church looking at a polaroid and deadass it all makes sense, the aliens really did build bigfoot.
Anonymous
>>30462 #
im like 10 chapters deep in this so far
Anonymous
>>30465 #
I know a few secrets about Boniposter that could hasten his downfall, I'm willing to trade them in exchange for a... Noemi Instagram Selfie Archive
Anonymous
GYdIqSnTm70f30eb7da66f3500a2accf6a3c048ad1d99be18.mp4􀄩
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>20. But if neither time nor place be known, then the left
wing will be impotent to succor the right, the right
equally impotent to succor the left, the van unable to
relieve the rear, or the rear to support the van. How
much more so if the furthest portions of the army are
anything under a hundred LI apart, and even the nearest are separated by several LI!

boniposter doesn't stand a chance.....
Anonymous
Anonymous
Noraposter moves in for the first attack of the nekochen civil war: #d20 (5)
Boniposter hastily defends with his military forces: #d20 (6)
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Anonymous
>>30469 #
It's a close battle, both sides are ill equipped and not ready to fight, Boniposter's forces narrowly win, but it's a close margin, there are thousands dead on both sides. Noraposter blundered the surprise attack, but Boniposter's defences were weak, Noraposter then blundered again attempting to retreat and Boniposter got some big artillery hits in.

This war is shaping up to be the bloodiest in Nekochen history (and also the first)
Anonymous
pyrrhic victory but at what cost
Anonymous
>>30469 #
they both slipped over banana peels
Anonymous
There's actually a TTRPG supplement I've used before all about running war campaigns, I might throw together a map and roll out the old Noraposter vs Boniposter war, would that be funny or just autistic
>>30474 #
Anonymous
>>30476 #
Watching tiktoks all the time doesnt count, we all do that here.
>>30478 #
Anonymous
woah what a cool snake video
Anonymous
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I want to write, and make a living doing so. I want to express how I feel. I want to know I am real by the words I leave on the page and the way I am perceived. I don't have the faintest idea what to write. Pen hits paper and it is as if my tarpaulin cover is snatched away by the wind and I am left naked and exposed. I have nothing to say. When one sense is dulled the others are meant to be all the stronger. Which part of me is strong? I can feel something but any distinct attempt ends in misery. I don't know what I want. Whatever I get I no longer want any reminder of. I hope at least I have an immortal soul. I don't want to die like this, without ever having lived. I don't want to grow old and know for certain that I squandered my chance. I can feel it coming. So quickly, without relent. The months pass by without reflection. I don't want this. I hate this. Whenever it all dawns on me I feel such a chill . Throughout the body. Straight down to the core. Then I forget and the forgetting is worse than the feeling. I don't know what I'm meant to be doing. This all feels so wrong. I remember it feeling right but that was so long ago and nothing I can do can bring that back. It was a different world and a different me. I am a sad epilogue of what came before. There is nothing to write. How can I write when I can't string together two coherent thoughts? This is horrible. I don't know how long I can live like this. I suspect a long time. Frog in boiling water. I haven't been happy in so long. What am I afraid of losing? I yearn for freedom and yet I am my own prison guard. Tomorrow I will wake up and do it all over again. I don't want to. I don't know how to break the cycle. I want to start over, but we all have to play it as it lays. To wake up as that bug wouldn't be too bad. It would at least be new. It would at least offer a way out. I feel like something is going to break it to pieces. I feel a strong sense of dread. But dread could also be fear of nothing smashing.
>>30484 #
Anonymous
>>30485 #
It wouldve broken you
Anonymous
>>30487 #
I met him back in ~2004 May 21st or maybe it was ~2008 on ~4chan/~8chan, it caused 2.93 billion snakes to die instantly, all of which had posted on meguca back in 2003 or maybe it was ~08
>>30489 #
Anonymous
>>30488 #
I remember when the snake showed up on omegle, it extracted all the information back in ~2008 before I found out the site was shutting down in November of 2023 back in ~2012

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