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>>30390 #
sry my T levels are too low to play sage, I can only play characters that have high T themselves so I can compensate for my lack
lazyneko have you read the chapter yet?
I thought you said you would read it instead of attending class
I love my tokfu
Call for the lifeguard because I have gone off the deep end
>>30409 #
You're full of em today. I wish I could drink today (to go off the deep end) but I've got work tomorrow.
I haven't drank in over a year. Last time I drank wasn't even in the same continent, hell, it was a different hemisphere
oh yeah you postin nigga
you finna post nigga
Tiktok ruined my taste in women. I used to like cute cottagecore redheads, now I like alt girls with facial piercings and BPD
I keep seeing girls with boni hair
uhm acktually its only a quarter pink
>>30425 #
I'm not a boni bro, por favor for getting Michael flora Brasilia 's hair wrong
>>30427 #
I have like twenty boni toys saved
>>30426 #
>I'm not a boni bro
the contents of your harddrives say otherwise
(I have root access to your computer)
Remymite, better known as abbles, is officially quitting social media and deleting all his accounts.
>>30427 #
>the contents of your harddrives say otherwise
You have missed me again. I am still at large.Also I've just learned that boni was 159 cm 3 years ago
that lines up with my assumption that she is probably 5'6'' - 5'7'' now, mogging all the smallfus
>>30436 #
I doubt shes only grown an inch since she was 14
>spurt
yes, a spurt, that doesnt mean their bone plates fuse by then
>youngest brother texted his dad (my step-dad) asking him to divorce our mum so he (the brother) would get more money and could buy a "cheap" £1500 gaming PC
this kid is literally satan incarnate, how can he be so retarded and yet so malicious
>>30440 #
sounds like the crazy consequence-disregarding spur of thought that an 8 year old could have
if hes older than that, maybe he is satan
>>30440 #
Well the fork knife machine ain't gonna pay for itself right?That's the kind of stuff I would be ashamed of on random day 10 years later
>>30444 #
Unfortunately I think he's an NPC, I doubt he feels shame. The other day after our parents got home from shopping they bought a pack of 4 donuts, 1 for him, 1 for me, 1 for each of them.
He deadass ate TWO DONUTS.
>>30447 #
I can tell from the tokkers that you post that you are a very intelligent person, and handsome! so I imagine at his age you probably had thrice the brainpower this little tyke has, so your anger was vaguely justified, in a twisted machievellian way.
>>30449 #
I can tell from how he was typing that he's arekiposter
how do you even know what tokkers that neko posts
idk man I dont like liars
>>30448 #
>the rizz
Thank you neko but I don't think I deserve that.
>your anger was vaguely justified
It wasn't entirely without reason but it was going a little overboard. Thankfully I rarely acted upon it (I don't remember doing anything that stupid) and as I aged I've learned to be able to control my feelings better.
>tfw no abbles toksever again
I'M CRINGING SO BAD
>someone dodged
>get a new lobby
>it's with a girl I've played with before and once q'd with
>I left the lobby after she wanted to 5 stack with 3 of the most obnoxiously thirsty guys I've ever heard
>they wouldn't shut the fuck up with their bad jokes during over time
>she hovers deadlock, my agentfu
>I snipe it
>luckily someone dodges and I dont have to reveal that I've played with her before
it's so over, valorant has to be dead if im running into the same people I played with 4 days ago.
life is feeling incredibly empty as of late
might fully convert to one of those people that just watches movies all the time
bros we are feasting
this tok makes me laugh every time. imagine agent mulder just sitting there in a church looking at a polaroid and deadass it all makes sense, the aliens really did build bigfoot.
reading the art of war to better understand how to defeat my neko enemies
>20. But if neither time nor place be known, then the left
wing will be impotent to succor the right, the right
equally impotent to succor the left, the van unable to
relieve the rear, or the rear to support the van. How
much more so if the furthest portions of the army are
anything under a hundred LI apart, and even the nearest are separated by several LI!
boniposter doesn't stand a chance.....
Noraposter moves in for the first attack of the nekochen civil war: #d20 (5)
Boniposter hastily defends with his military forces: #d20 (6)
>>30469 #
It's a close battle, both sides are ill equipped and not ready to fight, Boniposter's forces narrowly win, but it's a close margin, there are thousands dead on both sides. Noraposter blundered the surprise attack, but Boniposter's defences were weak, Noraposter then blundered again attempting to retreat and Boniposter got some big artillery hits in.
This war is shaping up to be the bloodiest in Nekochen history (and also the first)
pyrrhic victory but at what cost
There's actually a TTRPG supplement I've used before all about running war campaigns, I might throw together a map and roll out the old Noraposter vs Boniposter war, would that be funny or just autistic
>no SAP in 2 fucking days
>>30455 #
>one of those people that just watches movies all the time
this is literally me, save that i don't watch movies
woah what a cool snake video
I want to write, and make a living doing so. I want to express how I feel. I want to know I am real by the words I leave on the page and the way I am perceived. I don't have the faintest idea what to write. Pen hits paper and it is as if my tarpaulin cover is snatched away by the wind and I am left naked and exposed. I have nothing to say. When one sense is dulled the others are meant to be all the stronger. Which part of me is strong? I can feel something but any distinct attempt ends in misery. I don't know what I want. Whatever I get I no longer want any reminder of. I hope at least I have an immortal soul. I don't want to die like this, without ever having lived. I don't want to grow old and know for certain that I squandered my chance. I can feel it coming. So quickly, without relent. The months pass by without reflection. I don't want this. I hate this. Whenever it all dawns on me I feel such a chill . Throughout the body. Straight down to the core. Then I forget and the forgetting is worse than the feeling. I don't know what I'm meant to be doing. This all feels so wrong. I remember it feeling right but that was so long ago and nothing I can do can bring that back. It was a different world and a different me. I am a sad epilogue of what came before. There is nothing to write. How can I write when I can't string together two coherent thoughts? This is horrible. I don't know how long I can live like this. I suspect a long time. Frog in boiling water. I haven't been happy in so long. What am I afraid of losing? I yearn for freedom and yet I am my own prison guard. Tomorrow I will wake up and do it all over again. I don't want to. I don't know how to break the cycle. I want to start over, but we all have to play it as it lays. To wake up as that bug wouldn't be too bad. It would at least be new. It would at least offer a way out. I feel like something is going to break it to pieces. I feel a strong sense of dread. But dread could also be fear of nothing smashing.
Ouroboros™
>>30487 #
I met him back in ~2004 May 21st or maybe it was ~2008 on ~4chan/~8chan, it caused 2.93 billion snakes to die instantly, all of which had posted on meguca back in 2003 or maybe it was ~08
