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at some point we gotta call it like it is
these hollywood plants were probably chef's choice on the menu at epstein's castle and thats why theyre getting these roles
more likely explanation: hollywood can tell that sex doesnt sell anymore, ragebaiting does and thats why they pick the ugliest mofos to cause negative press to rile it up
>>108185 #
Does ragebaiting work? Because all I've seen so far recently is that the returns are plummeting for Hollywood no matter what they're trying to do tbh
>>108186 #
yes it does because I am now going to reply to the post below yours
>>108187 #
fuk you most FUCKED YOU
>>108185 #
and yet the music industry is pushing Sabrina Carpenter, who makes the middest music of all time because she's 'hot' and 'provocative'
why isnt our favourite bronze 4 smegma dealer live
>>108195 #
she works full time doing a really "hard" "job" as someneko put it the other day, dealing with "chat" which is really "stressful" and not at all the easiest job in the world
>>108196 #
Now I'm wondering if he actually said that or are you doing my tactic of making shit up and seeing what sticks.
>>108197 #
here you go
>Streaming and dealing with all the social media shit is more work than I'd say the average woman puts in, and it must be really easy for her to justify taking days off and just not streaming but there she is, putting in 8 hour shifts at the worst fucking game on the planet, every weekday and caturday.
>its not like she just hit live and suddenly had multiple hundreds of viewers and dozens of arabs sending her swifted subs to compete for her attention, how many months did she have to stream to an audience in the single digits? thats a grind alright, infact, I'd like to say
there is no effort or dedication in sitting on your ass playing games for 8+ hours a day, reading what other people say and responding to it or I should be paid for being a nekoman in 2025
>>108201 #
I dont have tits so I would actually have to be interesting and/or good at a game
she hasnt said a funny thing on stream since before we found ohhpinkk two years ago, all the content from her stream is other people saying something funny or someone being sexistic in her valo games
>>108200 #
>I would actually have to be interesting and/or good at a game
I'm pretty sure you have at least some qualities required here, you're definitely better at games than average (me) and you've got some interesting/charismatic commentary. You could probably make a life of a mid tier streamer if you really really wanted to.
>>108200 #
>I dont have tits so I would actually have to be interesting and/or good at a game
The majority of popular, and I mean giga popular male streamers don't meet this criteria either. you ever seen a guy like ludwig? he's a charisma vacuum, he just looks like a relatively attractive white american guy, thats his appeal. attractive and normal.
>>108202 #
>you're definitely better at games than average
nobody wants to watch a person who is top 5%, they want to watch someone so good you can barely notice mistakes because that's where the spectacle is, doing stuff they cant themselves
>>108203 #
>he's a charisma vacuum
idk if I just dont understand what you mean by vacuum here but he is really charismatic, no? he is probably one of the more sociable streamers I have seen and thus, falls into the "interesting"/ entertaining bracket
I dont watch him nor do I like anything he does but I cant say that he doesnt fulfill the roles that a streamer has to
>>108200 #
I'm trying to debunk this statement but I can't. I also can only think of one person I actually liked watching valorant content from. Maybe if she wasn't stuck playing riotsloppa games, she could actually try to be entertaining, but what can you do in league? It's a dogshit pissbaby game, I simply don't understand why people will spend hours watching it.
>>108204 #
I have only ever seen ludwig with Jerma, where he sucks all the energy out of a stream because Jerma is entertaining and Ludwig is boring.
>>108206 #
okay this I agree with, cosplaying isn't by itself anything difficult. I can't think of anything the majority of popular cosplayers do that makes them stand out from someone getting like 1k views per tok.
How Noemi is able to make her career out of being a cosplayer, but someone like Shrivix can't, I simply don't understand, it's all just roulette on social media, you gotta post and post and post and hope the algo picks you up. I suppose there's a few tricks like it likes videos with good lighting, but most have that.
>but cosplaying and posting on social media is difficult
no. you dress up, dance a bit and then post that. you get paid. its your job
>>108202 #
>you've got some interesting/charismatic commentary
because we know each other, if a random person joined my stream during any of the moments when Im playing ResidentSleeperEvil, they'd be like "who is this crazy fella"
>>108206 #
>they'd be like "who is this crazy fella"
That's actually positive, well as long as you're not crazy like schizo Adam Obama crazy, though even Terry got some viewership, though I dunno how much of it was because he was a lolcow and how much was genuine interest, probably mostly the first one. I genuinely think you would make it, well if you had some luck/got kickstarted with some nepo tactics or something like that. I've watched less interesting streamers that had regular viewership.
>>108207 #
>well if you had some luck/got kickstarted with some nepo tactics or something like that
everyone could make a living if they had this. the reason I wouldnt make it as a streamer no matter what I did is that I have no life experience, no funny shit to tell. all my jokes requires something to bounce off of
the thing is, tenshi doesnt even have that. she just reads the teleprompter. its like looking up "top 50 funniest jokes about __" and just reading them from a list
>>108208 #
>I have no life experience, no funny shit to tell. all my jokes requires something to bounce off of
You can always make shit up, since you're smart you're not gonna get caught either since you know… You're smart. The only real problem you have is that it's insanely hard to break in and you probably don't have the consistency to make it and/or it still requires the stupid luck.
end all be all, being a streamer is leagues easier than working literally any real job aside from maybe professional flower sniffer or vice president car seat tester
they dont even run their own managing, their own social media stuff (aside from schizoposting shit nobody reads on twitter), their own content editing, their own thumbnailing
all they do is play the vidya game on the telly and then have someone else ship that to youtube and pay them a share of the revenue (if not all of it, because having good content brings more stream viewers and more donations, sponsorships (manager handles that, they just play the game and read the script), ad revenue etc)
>>108211 #
I was watching some dunk on des tiny recently and he said that "streaming is the easiest job you can have" and "I've not had a day in my life where I wouldn't wake up and feel like streaming" (paraphrasing probably) and I agree with him on that pretty much. I will be having the first job in my life soon that might (keyword: might) be easier than that but probably not.
>>108211 #
The job I currently have as a cleaner where I work for generously 25 minutes per 3 hour shift IS easier. I am also being paid minimum wage.
I'd much rather be doing that, than 3 hours of streaming every week day. But if I was making Tenshi money? yeah, I'd take the streaming job instead.
>>108212 #
of course it is. you get paid doing something you would do for free anyways, and if youre an established streamer, youre making way too much money to care about anything in life
you can take days off whenever you want to and nobody cares, people are literally throwing money at you even if oyu go offline for months (people dont wanna lose le sub badge streak!!)
if you only feel like playing for 1 hour, just end stream and go outside. you still got paid for the day and more than any real job would pay
just look at ClintStevens, he was gone for like two years (this is how often he streamed in the past 5) and he came back unannounced a week or so ago with 70k viewers playing Mario Kart World like nothing had happened and people were still subbed to him and had been for the past few years without ever ending their monthly sub
>>108213 #
>IS easier
it isnt by no means. I know you would take streaming and making £5000 a month from your own bedroom over working minimum wage and having to commute daily
dont you commute 2 hours per day? why would you ever want to have to deal with your annoying boss, the commute, and all that jazz when you could do literally nothing, low energy just reading the eventual funny chat message and then go chicken someone as SS pos5 for 3 hours a day
youre commuting for basically the same amount of time
>>108216 #
I complain about my bossman being annoying but most days I see him for 30 seconds when I clock in and then at the end when I hand my keys back in, it's like once a month he actually has anything to say to me.
>do literally nothing, low energy just reading the eventual funny chat message and then go chicken someone as SS pos5 for 3 hours a day
I was thinking it's a little more interaction than that, even being unkind, I think Tenshi as our example of a typical do nothing streamer is SLIGHTLY more engaged with chat than that
>>108216 #
>go chicken someone as SS pos5 for 3 hours a day
This is what a man lives for. This should be at the bottom of the Maslov's hierarchy of needs.
you save 40 hours a month where you could do anything else if you stream for 3 hours rather than be at work for 3 hours and lose 2 hours to the commute
>>108218 #
>I think Tenshi as our example of a typical do nothing streamer is SLIGHTLY more engaged with chat than that
do you really think what she is doing is hard? hard enough that you would be dissuaded from wanting to do that yourself? its like sitting in a discord call levels of hard in my eyes
>>108220 #
okay fine you've convinced me, I'm quitting my job at the end of this month and I'm gonna stream 3 hours of dota 2 a day instead, and hope the subs and dubs roll in :D
>do you think what she is doing is hard?
I'm not gonna say sitting in a discord call is ZERO effort. I've had days where I've been in a discord call with friends and it's kinda burned me out after a few hours of yapping. It's certainly harder than just playing dota 2 for 3 hours, playing dota 2 and talking to people for 3 hours is more mentally draining.
It's still like, really really really fucking low
for the typical gameplay streamer like tenshi or whoever, the only hard part is talking when you have nothing to go off of
thats why many 0 viewer streamers dont get anywhere. partly because twitch's discovery is dogshit but because they just sit there quiet expecting people to come in and start the conversation with them
I can give that some weight, it is hard holding a one-sided conversation which is what you have to do without chatters but with chatters, easiest job in the world
could probably even just set up some ai bots to say random shit so youll have stuff to respond to even with 0 viewers
>>108223 #
This is touching on the part that I actually think is hard for a streamer. It's the streaming to a no audience/single digit viewership bit, it's fucking impossible to start unless you have viewers from elsewhere.
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I wish I was as funny as the best viewers guy, nobody ever gets this excited at my joke as they get when he comes by :(
I once said a joke so good that french neko laughed for a minute straight (nobody remembers the joke)
genuinely cant remember the joke. not a single part of it. not even a sliver of the punchline
I also can't remember that joke, but I remember him laughing like a dumpass for a whole minute.
It was like a starlink satellite, you see it for the briefest of moments and it changes your life, but you can never remember it again
yeah but the joke wasnt funny
crazy to think that I remember when babbles jinx toks came out and pogging out of my mind, and it was 4+ years ago.
>>108237 #
do it
I could look up the joke in the chat logs but I think that would ruin the magic
unposted boni
imagine posting boni back on wsg
her toks even back then were pretty high quality high effort unlike the billions of 240p 3ds camera shit that people posted
imagine being a logicalrain poster
>>108235 #
Liar.
>>108236 #
I remember when this series of toks was the latest of what funky had, that was when I started scraping her.
pretty sure this was the first boni I saw when it showed up on my fyp
has this already been posted? I think something like it was posted earlier yesterday but I forgot to look at the tok
oh right I forgot to watch it cus I opened neko for a second, made a post about me waking up the earliest and then going back to sleep
I tried searching for the tok id but I couldnt find it cus it was renamed
anyway, thoughts, opinions, armpit ratings?
nora's got them beat
I dont get the whole armpit, foot, toe, hands, knee or whatever stuff people are into thing
>>108251 #
[YouTube] ???
yeah, what about 'em
took a walk in the woods and saw two foxes hunting together from about 70 meters out
do you think older generations are more likely to be depressed, they just dont know it? I think about my dad and how all he does is come home from work, drink some beers and pass out on the couch watching TV, rarely affording the cost of getting to go watch the football live. its like hes never known a better life, thats all he had growing up, its all he'll ever know. younger people can know when they're depressed because if i spend the day just zoning out drinking, I know something is wrong, thats abnormal, thats weird behaviour.
>>108257 #
probably
back then, that was just chalked down to being "that type of way"
just like how ptsd was just "he's like that"
I saw someone talk about how she struggled to explain that her boyfriend had ptsd to her grandmother until she realized she could tell her that "dont walk up to him from behind, he scares easily and kicks like a horse" instead of going through the "oh yeah he was robbed and cut with a knife from behind so he might have violent outbursts if someone sneaks up on him from behind since he feels deep trauma to that experience" yada yada youknow
just found my new tokfu :D
I will call them, Babbles 2
good morning to the nekos
YES. I GOT THE EARLIEST POST. now back to sleep for 6 hours.
pre-9
I was referring to the 9th booster shot I'm getting today if anyone's curious
Naur, funky uploaded this tok but without the voiceover (just the background track) and in sd… She should've asked for the archive…
reading a random /v/ thread about pdfs in vrchat and they start talking about the cave
lmao https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/713389047#p713411474
its almost like the cave was always a pdf hotspot to the point where its even a common name on 4chan for being so now
I think allowing /tech/ and all of those people who were developing that addon where you could embed images inside the metadata of another image was the start of it, and then inviting /d/ with their "introducing porn to coal miners* threadsthough even before that it was pretty bad
>>108269 #
tbf I'm pretty sure tech and d is gone from the cave now so I guess they were too much even for them
>>108270 #
last time I was there was when wereported the bestiality site to the fedsbut I assume he thought it was becoming too much of a pr issue, putting a nail in his tokfu grooming machine that he told them to go away
>>108271 #
>too much of a pr issue
In general it sounds like a nightmare when it comes to laws against it, I dunno how do they even manage to host that without getting raided in the US. Or europe for that matter. I think maybe russia could host stuff like that but generally I have little knowledge on how to avoid getting whacked for that stuff lol
>>108272 #
he did get shut down multiple times, issues with cloudflare, having to host all media on russian servers on .su domains and that stuff
but I guess he found more love in talking to underaged tiktokkers than he did in horse pussythough he was fond of roleplaying pdf shit with chatbots given his frequency in that thread
yes yes this is all very interesting but why are we wasting time discussing some loser pedos, lets talk about tenshi :D
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#cIaude code me an AI to make more tiktoks
