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1. No lewding minors
2. No personal contact with any tokkers
3. No doxx
4. No discord usage
5. No skipping meds

Last thread: https://nekochen.net/tt/79653
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Anonymous
>>83778 #
I'm excited to see this James Hodgeman video on making Instant Coffee
Anonymous
>>83779 #
you wanna watch the video as well?
also what are you doing IN the toilet what the neko
Anonymous
>>83779 #
brother... what did you eat
Anonymous
>22 degree sunshine
>think to myself Ill watch this coffee video and then I will go walk my dogs
>starts pissraining in the last 2 minutes
hmmmmmmmm
Anonymous
I'm not shitting, I'm just sitting butt naked while browsing on my laptop
>>83786 #
Anonymous
that brand of instant coffeee is TRASH btw, i do NOT recommend
Anonymous
>>83786 #
I'm a tired old man, I'm comfortable enough here
Anonymous
The 9-0 thing is working btw, THANKS nekomin
Anonymous
will he drink it? find out next 14 minutes
Anonymous
57 long minute video where he spends 30 minutes discussing the lore of instant coffee
Anonymous
youknowwhatimsayin?
Anonymous
looks like poo
Anonymous
my poo isnt frozen, dunno what the heck you eat
Anonymous
sponsorskip didnt work its over
Anonymous
yeah, im downloading headspace now
Anonymous
>>83797 #
bro they PAYED for that advertisement, you can't just skip it, that's like STEALING this video
Anonymous
uhm acktually payed is a nautical term used for painting boats Im pretty sure
>seal (the deck or seams of a wooden ship) with pitch or tar to prevent leakage.
close enough
Anonymous
coffee fags really just eat instant coffee?
Anonymous
sometimes (very very rarely) I go eat the chocolate powder that makes chocolate milk
>>83802 #
Anonymous
>>83801 #
thats fine we all do this
Anonymous
you know that someone is a coffee fag when they are listing out the percentages of coffein like its a shot of alcohol
Anonymous
yeah can we have the slurpfree audio track?????
Anonymous
no, its part of the experience no matter how loud it was
>>83806 #
Anonymous
>>83805 #
he definitely boosts the audio in post right? theres no way he slurps louder than he talks
Anonymous
WTF magic trick
Anonymous
>now defunct
this guy is an idiot, bovril is still around and still popular, coffee fags seriously sniff their own farts and think other drinks just go out of business because there aren't bovril shops worldwide where you can get a grande triple caramel pump with double chocolate oreo cream on top with an LGBT flag
>>83809 #
Anonymous
>>83808 #
if your shop cant sell that yeah youre basically irrelevant on the world stage buddy
Anonymous
I can play a 11 minute video about bovril after this if you're interested in bovril
>>83811 #
okay sounds good
>>83821 #
Anonymous
im down but i gotta walk my dogs first im back in 30
>>83810 #
Anonymous
are you downloading headspace for the 60 day free trial?
Anonymous
>>83813 #
me neither, not a single word
Anonymous
>>83813 #
I remember he shilled for an app that makes you meditate, that has a payed subscription for some reason, because everything is a subscription these days, soon they'll charge you a subscription to breathe, am i right??
he also tasted the coffee and said it tasted salty (the freeze dried bits, not the actual coffee cups)
but yeah most of it was in one ear and right out the other
Anonymous
>>83810 #
ok less go bovrilbros
Anonymous
Bovril is so good, it's one of the tastiest tea drinks
Anonymous
I remember you blogposting about drinking bovril tea like 1.5 years ago
I think it was before neko
>>83825 #
Anonymous
>>83824 #
I have been a bovril bro for years, that makes sense to me
Anonymous
I havent eaten yet today
at this point I might as well save it for the movie so I can eat then
>>83828 #
Anonymous
>>83827 #
sounds like a good idea
Anonymous
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the great powers of europe
>england
>france
>germany
>russia
>austria
>italy
>BOVRIL
if your country doesn't make the list, you're not a great power
Anonymous
Is this guy natty? (bovril is technically not steroids)
Anonymous
eugene sandow is a figure often idolized on /fit/
Anonymous
what the hell is bovril
>>83835 #
Anonymous
>>83833 #
it's a highly concentrated beef extract, you add like a teaspoon or two to a cup, and pour in hot water to make a beef tea.
Anonymous
>domestic goddess of a mother
the original tradfu
Anonymous
So, the moral of the story is. EAT BOVRIL.
Anonymous
we dont have that here
>>83839 #
Anonymous
>>83838 #
I will ship you a few jars, I can't let my nekos go without bovril for even a day
Anonymous
>>83834 #
it turns your dick into salad?
Anonymous
also I guess for anyone ctrl + f-ing "movie"
movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie
Anonymous
anon you posted her in the wrong imageboard
Anonymous
>>83850 #
the mystbloom bundle looks so fucking ugly, how have riot successfully psyopped a generation into buying their shitty skin bundles?
>finnishcosplayer
nvm, hello pretty lady :)
perkele
Anonymous
>>83851 #
why is madoka's hair black
Anonymous
>>83849 #
holy fuck what the fuck
Anonymous
gonna have to do this in two posts
>>83863 #
Anonymous
gonna have to do this in two posts
>>83864 #
Anonymous
did my post glitch for you? >>83861 #
Anonymous
did my post glitch for you? >>83862 #
Anonymous
Bonbischizo was IP hopping around
Nekochen City like a big playground
When suddenly Meowmin burst from the shade
And hit Bonbischizo with a big ban wave
Bonbischizo got pissed and began to tardscream
But didnt expect to be shushed by AP
Who proceeded to write up another epic blogpost
When sandwichneko came back with some more toast

And when he started to eat his bread meal
They both got hit with the tfw no abbles feels
But before they could megu mine for some tok gold
Grandpaneko said something that made him sound old
He started talking bout his tokfu back in '79
When complainerneko started to whine
But he ran out of post space so he ran away
Because "Life is wonderful"guy came to save the day

This is the Nekochen Showdown - of ultimate destiny.
LATAMs, Germans, and (Your) mid ones - as far as the eyes can see
Only the best will be posted - Wonder who they will be
This is the Nekochen Showdown - of ultimate destiny.

Tenshineko dropped a sub and Twitch Primeโ„ข
Like Megunekos took some shifts at the mine
Then AP came back to write yet another
But to his Ari tok everyone just said "Mother"
BGCgirl felt ready to try to go steady
But BGCneko would rather fuck his teddy
But suddenly something caught his heart and he slipped
She wasnt a girl and actually had a dick

Then Bonbifag tried sneaking up from behind
Nekomin reaches for his nuke which he just couldn't find
Cause Bonnie Posta #stole it, launched and he missed
And Pushupneko deflected it with his chest
Then he jumped in the air and he did a big pose
As Acidneko talked about his albion rose
In the middle of the thread, but he wrote it way too slow
The meguspam already pushed him out from below

This is the Nekochen Showdown - of ultimate destiny.
LATAMs, Germans, and (Your) mid ones - as far as the eyes can see
Only the best will be posted - Wonder who they will be
This is the Nekochen Showdown - of ultimate destiny.

From NekoTV music started to sing
Down from the heavens descended Josh Ing
>>83867 #>>83876 #
Anonymous
Who delivered a joke which could laughing them all
All but chadneko, for he was too tall
Who said "yeah I have sex", seething in pain
As the tourists arrived - "Transmin is slain"
But fatneko saw through their evil diguise
And he crushed all their heads inbetween his thighs

Then Birdneko 1 and Birdneko 2
Even Emiruposter popped right out of the blue
Devilneko, The Meanie, in his red bikini
And Cowboy Ennis and Jack on his zucchini
Nekomin, The Christmas Roast-er, Bonineko, Funkyposter
Editnekos, Gimmickposter, Every single He or They-er
The "straight"neko, and the strong pissers
Fourty-eight donuts and movie missers

All came out of nowhere lightning fast
To kick Josh Ing in his chinese ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the 'chen ever saw
With the newnekos staring on in total awe

The fight raged on for a centuiry
Many quints were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Houseownerneko in his jorts and wool sweater

This is the Nekochen Showdown - of ultimate destiny.
LATAMs, Germans, and (Your) mid ones - as far as the eyes can see
Only the best will be posted - Wonder who they will be
This is the Nekochen Showdown
(The Nekochen Showdown)
This is the Nekochen Showdown
(The Nekochen Showdown)
This is the Nekochen Showdown
Of ultimate destiny.
.play [YouTube] ???
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Anonymous
>>83866 #
>Who delivered a joke which could laughing them all
he's even referenced memes from yesterday, holy shit, i kneel.

this is the ultimate post in nekochen history
>>83869 #
Anonymous
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>>83868 #
if I wasnt a rusher and the movie starts in 20 min I wouldve photoshopped a silly image of all the nekofus into this pic
Anonymous
>>83866 #
I was singing along, this is perfect, thank you neko ;_;
Anonymous
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if (You)r gimmick wasnt in I either dont know of it or couldnt fit it in lyrically
sorry
>>83873 #
50 min or so I started it here
for reference, i made the lyric posts 19:40 my time
>>83874 #
Anonymous
How long did that take you? The amount of references in incredible, and then to fit it to an already existing song, and make it rime?
>>83872 #
Anonymous
>>83872 #
>did all of that in less than an hour
i kneel, you already win the nekochen award for best post at the nekoies 2024
>>83875 #
Anonymous
>>83874 #
Clearly we peaked halfway through the year, no post can even come close.
I love that the "animosity" between pushupneko and Boniposta is described in the lyrics
Anonymous
Tenshi stream RIGHT NOW
Runtime: working late
.tv/tenshi

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