>>83778 #
I'm excited to see this James Hodgeman video on making Instant Coffee

>>83779 #
you wanna watch the video as well?
also what are you doing IN the toilet what the neko

>>83779 #
brother... what did you eat

>22 degree sunshine
>think to myself Ill watch this coffee video and then I will go walk my dogs
>starts pissraining in the last 2 minutes
hmmmmmmmm

I'm not shitting, I'm just sitting butt naked while browsing on my laptop

.play [YouTube] ???

>>83784 #
do you have no other seats?

that brand of instant coffeee is TRASH btw, i do NOT recommend

>>83786 #
I'm a tired old man, I'm comfortable enough here

The 9-0 thing is working btw, THANKS nekomin

will he drink it? find out next 14 minutes

57 long minute video where he spends 30 minutes discussing the lore of instant coffee

youknowwhatimsayin?

looks like poo

my poo isnt frozen, dunno what the heck you eat

sponsorskip didnt work its over

yeah, im downloading headspace now

.seek 8:40

>>83797 #
bro they PAYED for that advertisement, you can't just skip it, that's like STEALING this video

uhm acktually payed is a nautical term used for painting boats Im pretty sure
>seal (the deck or seams of a wooden ship) with pitch or tar to prevent leakage.
close enough

coffee fags really just eat instant coffee?

sometimes (very very rarely) I go eat the chocolate powder that makes chocolate milk

>>83801 #
thats fine we all do this

you know that someone is a coffee fag when they are listing out the percentages of coffein like its a shot of alcohol

yeah can we have the slurpfree audio track?????

no, its part of the experience no matter how loud it was

>>83805 #
he definitely boosts the audio in post right? theres no way he slurps louder than he talks

WTF magic trick

>now defunct
this guy is an idiot, bovril is still around and still popular, coffee fags seriously sniff their own farts and think other drinks just go out of business because there aren't bovril shops worldwide where you can get a grande triple caramel pump with double chocolate oreo cream on top with an LGBT flag

>>83808 #
if your shop cant sell that yeah youre basically irrelevant on the world stage buddy

I can play a 11 minute video about bovril after this if you're interested in bovril
>>83811 #
okay sounds good

im down but i gotta walk my dogs first im back in 30

are you downloading headspace for the 60 day free trial?

I don't remember anything that was said on that video.

>>83813 #
me neither, not a single word

>>83813 #
I remember he shilled for an app that makes you meditate, that has a payed subscription for some reason, because everything is a subscription these days, soon they'll charge you a subscription to breathe, am i right??
he also tasted the coffee and said it tasted salty (the freeze dried bits, not the actual coffee cups)
but yeah most of it was in one ear and right out the other

>>83816 #
>-no-watermark
>>83817 #
>ezgif

>>83818 #
>ezgif
based

>>83818 #
>-no-watermark
based

>>83810 #
ok less go bovrilbros

.play [YouTube] ???

Bovril is so good, it's one of the tastiest tea drinks

I remember you blogposting about drinking bovril tea like 1.5 years ago
I think it was before neko

>>83824 #
I have been a bovril bro for years, that makes sense to me

I havent eaten yet today
at this point I might as well save it for the movie so I can eat then

>>83827 #
sounds like a good idea

what movie today

Is this guy natty? (bovril is technically not steroids)

eugene sandow is a figure often idolized on /fit/

what the hell is bovril

>>83833 #
it's a highly concentrated beef extract, you add like a teaspoon or two to a cup, and pour in hot water to make a beef tea.

>domestic goddess of a mother
the original tradfu

So, the moral of the story is. EAT BOVRIL.

we dont have that here

>>83838 #
I will ship you a few jars, I can't let my nekos go without bovril for even a day

>>83834 #
it turns your dick into salad?

also I guess for anyone ctrl + f-ing "movie"
movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie

anon you posted her in the wrong imageboard

>>83844 #
cute kay

>>83847 #
cuter kay

>>83842 #
>Adam's Driver
>Adam Driver
holy shit....

>>83850 #
the mystbloom bundle looks so fucking ugly, how have riot successfully psyopped a generation into buying their shitty skin bundles?
>finnishcosplayer
nvm, hello pretty lady :)
perkele

>>83851 #
why is madoka's hair black

>>83849 #
holy fuck what the fuck

>>83857 #
Have you tried the "Not interested" thingie?

>>83859 #
FUCK YOU

gonna have to do this in two posts

gonna have to do this in two posts

did my post glitch for you? >>83861 #

did my post glitch for you? >>83862 #

Bonbischizo was IP hopping around
Nekochen City like a big playground
When suddenly Meowmin burst from the shade
And hit Bonbischizo with a big ban wave
Bonbischizo got pissed and began to tardscream
But didnt expect to be shushed by AP
Who proceeded to write up another epic blogpost
When sandwichneko came back with some more toast

And when he started to eat his bread meal
They both got hit with the tfw no abbles feels
But before they could megu mine for some tok gold
Grandpaneko said something that made him sound old
He started talking bout his tokfu back in '79
When complainerneko started to whine
But he ran out of post space so he ran away
Because "Life is wonderful"guy came to save the day

This is the Nekochen Showdown - of ultimate destiny.
LATAMs, Germans, and (Your) mid ones - as far as the eyes can see
Only the best will be posted - Wonder who they will be
This is the Nekochen Showdown - of ultimate destiny.

Tenshineko dropped a sub and Twitch Prime™
Like Megunekos took some shifts at the mine
Then AP came back to write yet another
But to his Ari tok everyone just said "Mother"
BGCgirl felt ready to try to go steady
But BGCneko would rather fuck his teddy
But suddenly something caught his heart and he slipped
She wasnt a girl and actually had a dick

Then Bonbifag tried sneaking up from behind
Nekomin reaches for his nuke which he just couldn't find
Cause Bonnie Posta #stole it, launched and he missed
And Pushupneko deflected it with his chest
Then he jumped in the air and he did a big pose
As Acidneko talked about his albion rose
In the middle of the thread, but he wrote it way too slow
The meguspam already pushed him out from below

This is the Nekochen Showdown - of ultimate destiny.
LATAMs, Germans, and (Your) mid ones - as far as the eyes can see
Only the best will be posted - Wonder who they will be
This is the Nekochen Showdown - of ultimate destiny.

From NekoTV music started to sing
Down from the heavens descended Josh Ing

Who delivered a joke which could laughing them all
All but chadneko, for he was too tall
Who said "yeah I have sex", seething in pain
As the tourists arrived - "Transmin is slain"
But fatneko saw through their evil diguise
And he crushed all their heads inbetween his thighs

Then Birdneko 1 and Birdneko 2
Even Emiruposter popped right out of the blue
Devilneko, The Meanie, in his red bikini
And Cowboy Ennis and Jack on his zucchini
Nekomin, The Christmas Roast-er, Bonineko, Funkyposter
Editnekos, Gimmickposter, Every single He or They-er
The "straight"neko, and the strong pissers
Fourty-eight donuts and movie missers

All came out of nowhere lightning fast
To kick Josh Ing in his chinese ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the 'chen ever saw
With the newnekos staring on in total awe

The fight raged on for a centuiry
Many quints were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Houseownerneko in his jorts and wool sweater

This is the Nekochen Showdown - of ultimate destiny.
LATAMs, Germans, and (Your) mid ones - as far as the eyes can see
Only the best will be posted - Wonder who they will be
This is the Nekochen Showdown
(The Nekochen Showdown)
This is the Nekochen Showdown
(The Nekochen Showdown)
This is the Nekochen Showdown
Of ultimate destiny.
.play [YouTube] ???

>>83865 #
>>83866 #
this is incredible and we're only at stanza 3

>>83866 #
>Who delivered a joke which could laughing them all
he's even referenced memes from yesterday, holy shit, i kneel.

this is the ultimate post in nekochen history

>>83866 #
I was singing along, this is perfect, thank you neko ;_;

How long did that take you? The amount of references in incredible, and then to fit it to an already existing song, and make it rime?

>>83872 #
>did all of that in less than an hour
i kneel, you already win the nekochen award for best post at the nekoies 2024

>>83874 #
Clearly we peaked halfway through the year, no post can even come close.
I love that the "animosity" between pushupneko and Boniposta is described in the lyrics

Tenshi stream RIGHT NOW
Runtime: working late
.tv/tenshi

NEW BREAD
https://nekochen.net/tt/83878
https://nekochen.net/tt/83878
https://nekochen.net/tt/83878